The Lockport Legend

It's Not A Party Till Something Burns August 25, 2026

Explosive Reveals

A Traitor The Whole Time?

Squish and Lady High Hill were tied up. Djuckles and Patches had to do something. Cult members were closing in. Lady Bouquet released her demonic plant, that threatened to eat everyone. Lady High Hill was tied up with plants. Djuckles bravely jumped to her rescue, and cut her down. Patches released Hot Man. Hot Man fumbled in the beginning, but the fumble ended up allowing Squish to burn off his bindings and begin blasting. He hit Evelyn several times, but nothing seemed to phase her. He quickly made some Boom boom sauce, and took Taz Mazeran out of the picture. Patches inhaled some toxic fumes. He hallucianted his dear papa, who told him to step up, be a man, and get to work. Patches used his hooks to take down some cults. In the end, the group was able to escape. And then the house blew up. But spontaenous domestic combusion aside, what is next for our crew? Evelyn knows who they are, where they are, and more importantly, that they have Neelix. Lady High Hill is now onboard-what will she think of the floating hunk of junk and it's erew? And what of Squish, who earlier had found love for the pink demon? It's time for some relaxation, some breathing room, and some time to reflect before the final act comes into play.