The Lockport Legend

Finally Soemthing Interesting August 18, 2026

Please Let Us Leave This Party And Go Home

You Should Have Irish Goodbyed

The crew took time to read the backstory on Neelix, and the short of it is this: Neelix is one half of an all powerful evil demon. Should he be combined with his other half, Neela, bad things would happen.

Got it? Good.

Squish, satisfied he had received all the answers he needed, wanted to leave the party at once. Djuckles was more concerned about finding his girlfriend, who had mysteriously disappeared. He found Evelyn, but she was no help.

Squish decided to enter the hedge maze.

Djuckles and Patches wandered the party for a long time, talking to more party guests. They got the sense that something weird was going to happen at the after party, and everyone was thinking orgy.

Squish continued in the hedge maze.

Finally, Patches and Djuckles talked to Chef Roselle, and she directed them to the basement.

Squish came to the center of the hedge maze.

In the basement, Patches could sense an ominous presence. Squish reached the center of the maze, where Evelyn was there, she promptly knocked Squish out. Patches and Djuckles reached the end the basement, and found the Cult that Smells like Flowers, waiting for them. Made up of Madame Bouquet, Tam Mazeran, and Evelyn, they were holding Lady High Hill and Patches hostage. Now they must face the cult, get some answers, and get out before someone starts blasting.