The Lockport Legend

Epaullets Is A Fun Word July 26, 2026

Clothes Maketh The Man

Costume Shop Shenanigans

The Junkfort boys took some time to recoup and think about their plan for the Garden Party and catch up with the rest of the crew. Tawny was still waiting for his acceptance letter. The newest intern, Rodeny, revealed he had a twin brother named lodney. Patches still vehemently hates Captain Fitzclyde.

In the morning, the crew fust went to a fine costume shop to pick up some new clothes for the party. After a long convoluted plot of following people leaving the show, knocking them out, stealing their costumes, then returning to the shop to steal their nice clothes, they decided to abandon the whole thing and go somewhere else.

They met Taylor, a tailor, who could provide some clothes. After being negged about his marriage, he agreed to make suits in return for an invite to the party. Djuckles, in some of his finest tinkering yet, forged a nearly identical copy of the invitation and gave it to Taylor. In return, he promised to make their suits. Djuckles bought a fine suit in red velvet with a tasteful caplet. Squish, who is colorblind, chose a magenta brocade for his suit, and Patches ordered a black pirate themed outfit, with a cape, frocked, and epaulettes all around.

Now it's the evening of the garden party, and the crew it dolled up, ready to go. What will they find in LockPort's high society? Will they get the answers they seek about Neelix's origins, or will they cause chaos? Can Djuckles handle two dates, or will Squish's crush turn the love triangle into a love four-angle?