The Lockport Legend

This Doubles As Toliet Paper July 15, 2026

Memories Of The Past

Tam Mazeran "Madness Lad"

Our crew was trapped! Djuckles and Squish faced slow moving zombies, formally bullies that Squish shot in the butt. Patches unwittingly assisted lam Mazeran who said he was creating a "cure." In reality; Mazeran recognized the Junk crew, and had been told a mysterious "she" to kill them. His cure turned the slow zombies into fast, aggressive zombies.

Patches was able to reach one of the boy's soul and turn him to their side. Djuckles threw a flying elbow; and then a gnarly judo chop. Squish struggled to get a good shot off, but managed at the last minute to turn the tides of the fight. Tam Mazeran managed to escape.

A Classic Sit Com Situation!

The crew, now with their boy soul Rodney, left the university: They met Evelyn outside the gate, who was surprised to see them in one piece. She learned of their plan to infiltrate the LockPort Garden Party, and invited herself as Djuckles' date. Back on the ship, a message was waiting for Djuckles. Lady Highill, Djuckle's long distance girlfriend and Squish's secrer crush, was planning on vising LockPort, and planned on attending the LockPort Garden Party: The boys now have to dress to impress! Will they spend time gaining information on the LockPort Garden Party? Will they track down lam Mazeran? Will this be the shopping episode?