The Lockport Legend

Not Another Cult! July 1, 2026

New And Familiar Faces

A "Juicy" Reveal

The crew met Evelyn at Jorge's. First, they ordered a culinary masterpiece of jellybeans, milk steaks, saganaki and cheese steaks. Then, they offered to grade her papers while she told them what she knew. Evelyn revealed that she had Wester Vale's TA as a way to earn money. She was there when Vale found the book with Neelix's story. She saw the break in at Vale's office, and recognized it as Tam Mazeran, professor of Botany as SUK. She offered to open the gates for the crew to sneak back onto campus, but would not face the professor with them.

I'll Have What She's Having

While the information was juicy, their meal was not. Squish went into the kitchen to complain, and reunited with Chef Roselle. Former owner of the Golden Plume, she had left Dskovol after Baz's death and Squish's sudden disappearance. Remembering her former chef's talent, Roselle asked Squish to continue working at the restaurant. Squish remained aloof, as ever: After paying the bill, Evelyn told Patches that she had remembered him from class. She had been his former TA. Patches remembered nothing of this.

Eat Your Words

They were able to sneak back on campus, and using some well- placed bushes, avoid being seen by the guards. They found Tam Mazeran's office. They found packing lists from The Lockport Garden Club, and invitation to a Garen Party held later this season. They entered the laboratory, and heard the shuffling of three zombified bullies. But Mazeran arrived at the last minute, preventing them from finding out more. He locked the door to the laboratory. Patches was able to get out with Mazeran but Squish and Patches are stuck with the familiar undead men. The crew may have just eaten, but these bullies are hungry for revenge, with a side serving of brains.