Considering Your Offer
Season 7, Episode 41welcome to the junk fort boys three gutter snipes who rose from the streets of dusk wall to a junk
fort in the sky a junk barge in the sewers and now a junk ship on the seas or waiting in port
uh my name is andy i play tarquish squish sunder and squish's fact of the week or day is that he
is very sensitive about his horns he doesn't know if they're too big or too small because he hasn't
is uh tam mazarin uh he got into botany uh not realizing it was about plants he thought it'd be
with Chef Rozelle, former owner of the Golden Plume, she had left Dosquivaux after Baz's death
and Squish's sudden disappearance. Remembering her former chef's talent, Rozelle asked Squish to
continue working at the restaurant. Squish remained aloof as ever. After paying the bill, Evelyn told
Patches that she had remembered him from class. She had been his former TA. Patches remembered nothing
of this. Eat your words. They were able to sneak back on campus and using some well-placed bushes
avoid being seen by the guards. They found Tam Mazaran's office. They found packing lists from
got it right in the hole uh you found them uh in a in a pale uh unliving state uh moving around
uh patches you had just also kind of entered the room but tab mazarin came in at the last second
No, I was thinking about, like, just going in front of them and seeing if they'll attack us.
Yeah, so you get an extra bonus with your hat for trying to convince people and being charming.
So I believe that in this case, since you are trying to be charming and savory, it would also work.
nicely they're into it they're definitely into it unfortunately you have put yourself in the middle
of three zombies um who now see you as a delicious snack um so when you put it that way it sounds
like that was a dumb idea no i mean it worked you know i don't know what you were hoping to find out
recognize some of the words you've grabbed a handful of what he's asked for and then just a
bunch of what he hasn't and you carry them all over to the table and you drop them there and he
starts just pulling and like dashing and it almost looks like he's cooking up a recipe but he is
working at like a more of a laboratory type table he goes what were you doing in here how did you
even get your way in here i thought this was the bathroom lots of pipes in here it's it's a
this very long conversation back and forth uh the zombies have approached you and one of them has
like reached out a very kind of withered hand and he's like he's he's you can feel him kind of like
approaching your shoulder you get those like tingles on the back of your arm and you're like
you scooby-doo kind of scatter uh your way uh to the door now uh chuckle you're able to quickly
know you you understand that tab man man shut it locked it behind him um but it's a lot heavier
than you realize when you guys had walked in the door had looked like wood it was like had a kind
of a normal veneer on the way back out though you realize that this is like a solid steel door this
is like a blast door um it's very very thick it's very very heavy um it's gonna take more than just a
Tim Mazarin hears this and he turns and he goes quickly, faster here. You, you stand here. You
And he stands you in front, kind of pushes you to stand in front of this Bunsen burner-like flame with a little cauldron on it.
pushes you forward um down the stairs now uh both patch uh squish and chuckles are standing there
so you guys are gonna of course you know have a comic hole you're trying to get out he's trying
to get in y'all kind of like push your way back in um right now we're all in here uh yes so he
you throw it you throw it i just want to confirm so you throw his concoction in a matter of spite
we don't have to tell us we'll blow everything up and you throw it onto the brutalized zombies
And you see that inside was this like gelatinous green goo that seems like it's kind of steaming and foaming.
And they kind of get like, you can hear them like, they're starting to get more aggressive.
You're kind of on the entryway, this little dais area that you step down into the laboratory proper.
or even more. And you can see that they're, you know, only for what has only really been like a
day. These boys look like they are semi-rotted. You can see their teeth through like gaps in their
hesitates. He seems to be considering your offer. And what brings him in is the idea that he could
mutinies i'm would just so these brutalized boys they are of college age yes okay so they're
all right so i i see him and i'm like oh shit i gotta do something so i just uh just go berserk
and i run and i jump as high as i can on top of the and to the boy's shoulders i don't know how
far I get up but I can see over his head into squish um because I saw squish sneak away so then
I get a jump up on top and I'm uh you know beating on his head and uh you know really really with a
fury of 1,000 tiny little fists yeah so you start me me and juggles lock lock eyes I just go yeah
right uh chuckles yeah yeah yeah just just wailing down on this guy uh you've seen patches just
suplex the other guy into the ground um what what is your choice what do you what do you do
seeing this from afar um i'm sorry i just want to add you have one other zombie who's just kind
interesting a success it's weird yeah but i do suffer for stress yeah yeah so go ahead and take
the the four stress um but you aren't getting severely damaged by these my kidneys yeah he's
kind of just like almost yeah exactly just kind of hitting you in the the sides and it's like it's
floor and uh perhaps a top rope maneuver maybe a middle rope maneuver do your uh yeah i guess
okay uh you you're able to to do your maneuver you're going to jump off the uh one brutalized
boy and jump on the other one yeah yeah do you like uh drop him with an elbow or are you just
you know we'll train you up you know we'll pay for your training you know medical school yeah
you know we're just really pregnant with uh with sea travel so uh yeah uh what do you think
you make me ghost first uh well we're gonna need help we're uh you know you see you make the kid
a ghost your two other brutalized boys here are brutalizing my boys here so uh if you can help us
I would say go ahead and throw your sway with your plus one for giving him the drink and your previously lucky.
I imagine I'm in the pod shop like a kid playing with weapons and I'm just swinging around.
There's an instant just instant implosion or explosion and just debris starts going everywhere.
I'm going to say you hit this kind of area over here on the left hand side with all the gauges and whatever.
So at the same time of you throwing and missing part of the reason you miss is the brutalized boy kind of like launched himself at you right at the same time.
now you're hoping they're freakishly large uh he told us that in confidence they're not freakish
whatever they are they're freakish i don't know if it's large or small but they're freakish
penalties are less severe i got rid of it okay the penalties are less severe though that's the
oh not stress yeah so i'm i'll yeah so you're gonna go ahead and take that stress um and he's
brabble you and wrestle you onto your back um he's gonna um try scratching at your your vital
limbs and organs uh go ahead and throw a physical resist oh prowl sorry not prowl i'm sorry prowl
And this is something he's very familiar with, which is like schoolyard brawls with people who don't know how to fight.
There's a – well, I guess I did pull this because I did find it in the captain's closet, right?
the couch and i throw that in there assuming that it's just an onion but when i take it out you know
back when i'm in what is this the present uh i i take a bite out of it and realize it's a spicy
onion um which is just another way of saying completely rotten and psychedelic right uh riveting
cleaning up and taking care of these so this pile of onions that squish are kind of like stored
fermented you take a bite of this what you assumed would have been like a popeye style onion
Yeah, and then I just want to rise up very quickly in a very herky-jerky motion and, I don't know, blow up.
uh i was just hoping that because i would just like jump up you know because i was down on the
ground and i just jump up and i would hope that the the boy would fly into the air across the room
and maybe flip once or half a time and just fall on his back and explode into a million pieces
unfortunately what happens is as you kind of jerk yourself up uh the brutalized boy who is a little
So, yes, you have to, like, sit here and kind of pull his, you know, his sole out, you know, kind of jerking it a little bit.
kick with both legs it's kind of hard to do um you're you're gonna take some damage for that
because you're you're not gonna hit him in fact you're just kind of gonna like fall and slide
I'm not going to make you roll for that one if you want to just, you know, run out of the fight.
yes but not my lunch no that's gone okay um oh my milk steak oh no not my milk steak it was
so expensive um but my jelly beans the the brutal the brutalized boy in front of me is just sort of
uh he's just sort of standing there right he's yeah he's he's frozen okay um well i'm a bit
confused because he's frozen and i'll say okay well then uh i'll just just give him a big old
and it hurt and i say you can take plus one too because the boy cannot move he can't dodge he
So what Chuckies had wanted before to happen is that when he punched the guy, he would fly up into the air, land, and explode into a pile of goop.
gone he's physically no longer uh there um just to be clear to where you're at you still have
uh one bully who is uh has was partially possessed by the spirit is no longer um one pile of goo and
one ghost uh squish uh you beside you is where this guy like fell and like blew up so you you've
yeah so you you you hit him um unfortunately because he is a zombie it doesn't seem to affect
him where i'll let you pick though where did you hit him uh i'm gonna choose the butthole again
oh my god andy get all get over the butthole into the scene of the crime yes you you shoot him you
approaching you is now uh stuck he's stuck well he can't move forward he can't move forward he's
fighting against uh patches who hasn't hooked um i'm gonna ram my horns into him sure like a real
bull yeah yeah and you know you've thrown your finesse a few times trying to do this i think
you can throw your wreck this time unless finesse is better and you want to actually you know do it
No, you karate chop him in half, and between the hook and his back, providing tension, and his gored stomach, he splits in twain.
A series of, like, all of his supplies came from the Lockport Garden Club, and he received an invitation to their annual garden party, which is just a few days away.
And there's a small part of your heart that warms because, of course, you too have fallen for the Lady High Hill.