Dear Maman,

Well Maman, I'm back in the big city.

My bosses (three, or maybe four of them?) ditched me and the monkey in LockPort. We have been seeing the sites, and taking into the delicious food.

We heard about a horrible attack at a local school. A crazy gunman popped some local bullies in the butt.

Now my bosses have come back, and send that someone named Wester Vale was useless, but that they've got a date with a real "cutie patootie" later tonight.

Enclosed in me and the monkey.

Love, Таwпу

PS: DeeDee says ook