The Lockport Legend

Let's Get Off This Boat May 5, 2026

Less Appealing Than The Siren's Call

The Day Draws To A Close

We rejoined our crew after several weeks at sea. Despite the tensions between the crew and the now deceased Captain Fitzclyde, it was smooth sailing for most of the trip. Fitzclyde decided it was time to rename the ship. After much debate, the name "Kuddly Krab" was chosen. No one was happy with the decision. Squish caught and made a delightful hagfish dinner. Yes, everything was looking good for the Kuddly Krab Krew.

Feet Of Glass

Squish was awaken by singing in the night. Drawn to the song, he soon discovered three women in the water and calling to him. It turned out to be sirens, luring the crew to their demise. Quick thinking by our crew soon put their song out of tune. Squish and Djuckles, having previously fashioned a harpoon together, were able to impale and kill several sirens. However; the day was made treacherous by broken glass scattered over the deck by a poor-aiming Patches. Luckly, Neelix was able to scare the last ugly fish lady off at the last minute.

New City, Same Problems

The Kuddly Krabs are fast approaching LockPort, a city they know nothing about, but seems oddly familiar. Are they prepared to take on the challenges of a new city? Will they try to solve the mystery of Neelix? Do they even know where to start? Will they make friends, or quickly (and literally) burn bridges? Before they can go to far, they must face the scrutiny of the infamous LockPort Port Authority.