- Crew of the Kahuna

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Hail the junk fort boys in the night they roam.

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Solving woes with fire and sloat.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate.

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Explosions mark the hours never late.

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The Lockport legend,

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let's get off this boat.

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Less appealing than the sirens call.

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The day draws us to a close.

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We rejoined our crew after several weeks at sea.

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Despite the tensions between the crew and the now deceased Captain Fitzclyde,

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the smooth sailing for most of the trip.

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Fitzclyde decided it was time to rename the ship.

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After much debate,

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the name Cuddly Crab was chosen.

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No one was happy with the decision.

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Squish caught and made a delightful hagfish dinner.

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Yes, everything was looking good for the Cuddly Crab crew,

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which I now don't like the initials of.

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Feet of Glass.

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Squish was awakened by singing in the night.

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We can just change it to C's.

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I realize that now.

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At the time, last night when I wrote this, I thought it was really funny.

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Oh, this is really good.

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They're going to love this.

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They're going to really get a laugh out of it.

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Feet of glass.

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Squish was awakened by singing in the night.

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Drawn to the song, he soon discovered three women in the water calling to him.

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It turned out to be sirens,

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luring the crew to their demise.

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Quick thinking by our crew put the song out of tune.

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Squish and Chuckles,

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having fashioned a harpoon together,

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were able to impale and kill several sirens.

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However,

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the day was made treacherous by broken glass

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scattered all over the deck by poor aiming patches.

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Luckily,

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Neelix...

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Oh, yeah.

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...off at the last minute.

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New city,

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same problems.

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The cuddly crabs are fast approaching Lockport,

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a city they know nothing about but seems oddly familiar.

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Are they prepared to take on the challenges of a new city?

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Will they try and solve the mystery of Neelix?

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Do they even know where to start?

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Will they make friends or quickly and literally burn bridges?

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Before they can go too far,

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they must face the scrutiny of the infamous Lockport Port Authority.

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that's redundant

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nope

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well

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meat's back on the menu boys

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GM's gone

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take off your pants

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what's your business

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jump scare

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jump scare

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meat's off the menu

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turns out that wasn't the button to close the newspaper at all

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that button turned off my computer it turned off my discord

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uh okay so a couple of uh things before we started you all got some xp uh i'm sorry not xp you all

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got ability points upgrades last session uh what what did you guys pick for your upgrade venomous

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what venomous you picked venom i thought you're just like venomous i would like to be venomous now

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okay tell me about this this venom oh when i bite people they they start to itch and then uh slowly

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their limbs fall off. No, wait, hold on.

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Let me make sure that this is real.

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Alright.

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Venomous.

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Add.

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Choose a drug or poison

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from your bandolier stock

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to which you have become immune.

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You can push yourself to secrete it through your skin

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or saliva or exhale it as a

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vapor.

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That's not what I wanted at all.

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I thought I would be able to

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create poisons.

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And bite people.

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I mean, I guess I could.

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That's going to make me real weird.

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I mean, we could play it like that,

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that you ingest some sort of potion or vial,

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and you then for a short time become venomous.

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I'm cool with that.

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Well, no, my plan was that I decided that to go along with explosions,

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maybe I could create stuff that makes puffs of poison smoke.

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okay yeah yeah i think that's fair uh so you can create basically a poison bomb you've somehow over

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the course of the poison bomb exactly like six war crimes have been able to create some sort of

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poison gas bomb okay all right cool technologies through which to violate the geneva convention

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yeah and i'm going to assume that since this is an upgrade because you're probably you'll have to

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roll your tinker when you use it but i think you'll probably get a boost plus it's always something

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that you have on you,

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right?

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Does that seem accurate?

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Uh,

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yeah.

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I was just scanning in my head if that was overpowered,

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but it's not my problem,

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I guess.

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Well, you do still have to roll for it.

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You have an absurd tinker,

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but still.

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Okay.

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So

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you got poison bombs now.

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Cool.

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What if instead I have knowledge of poison so I can create poison gas bombs from MacGyver almost?

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Sure.

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Rather than just having poison on me all the time like Batman.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay,

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yeah.

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So you have enhanced your knowledge of these bombs to the point where you can just kind of look around the room and tinker something together.

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Venomous.

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That's venomous.

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Cool.

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Man, I really should read these abilities.

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These are awesome.

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Yeah.

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When you wreck,

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the work is much quieter than it should be

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and the damage is hidden from casual inspection.

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You can tinker with bones, blood, and bodily humors.

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Oh,

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yeah, you can get a healing from that.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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All right, cool.

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So you got one there.

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And then you had two others.

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Did you just add that to your points?

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Oh, I assumed I had to spend all three on that.

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No,

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it's one for an ability or two abilities,

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like different points you can assign.

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Skill points.

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So one ability and one skill point?

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Or two skill points?

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It's three total.

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So each item is one.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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One.

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One more.

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You can take a look at that.

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Your upgrade's figured out.

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All right, I got one rack, and then I have one other that I don't think I'm going to spend.

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I guess one finesse.

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I'm going to take the ability.

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You can look like looking into a mirror.

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You can always tell when someone's lying to you.

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Okay.

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Oh, the old Columbo.

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So you can't be lied to.

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can't no he's from again best oh i almost got him

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okay uh and then did you just assign your two other points too uh well what's consort

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consort uh consort is kind of like uh more of a manipulation than it is a command so command is

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like you have to do this.

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Consorts of

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like a sway,

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like trying to

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sway them towards your idea.

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Oh,

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okay.

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Oh, wait, no, we have sway.

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Never mind, I take that back.

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Let me look this up then.

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Is it with your...

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It's spelled S-way.

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Yeah,

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I'm sorry.

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We've been pronouncing it wrong. Like a snake.

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Sawah.

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Sawah.

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Hold on, let me look this up.

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Let me look at the old

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shift a robe and see what we got here oh this is interesting

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consort gathering for me no that can't be it 37.

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concert friendly setting some kind of emotional

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link compassion shared interest etc and generally being nice and polite

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that is not within your character

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Sway, potentially dangerous situation,

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suspicious,

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being reasonable and calm.

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Command,

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menacing,

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negotiations for position of force,

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maybe even threat of violence,

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being pushy.

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Shooting people for no reason.

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Who have I shot for no reason?

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Baz.

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Recently.

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Probably Tawny.

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I don't actually know if you shot the red captain.

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No, he did.

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I don't think you killed him, though.

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Squish or Chuckles, you actually killed him.

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I have notes from the last session that says,

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burnt the pants on the red captain.

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Okay, so Consort is...

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I burnt his pants.

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Consort's more being friendly and charming,

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I guess, in a way,

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as opposed to manipulative and swaying people to your belief.

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Like manipulating them.

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You're just like, you're naturally charming.

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All right.

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As opposed to being convincing.

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Sorry.

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I have four sway,

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just so everyone knows.

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So do I.

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Can I find out how much XP I have?

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Do you know how you can do that?

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So you have no XP at this time because you leveled up at the last session.

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Well,

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so at the end of season two,

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you leveled up all your XP.

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These are the three points you are awarded.

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You've got more XP coming to you.

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Okay.

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I just,

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I wrote,

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I wrote down I had XP from last session.

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So,

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or the ones from a session back and I just didn't know if I had any left.

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Yeah.

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So over the course of like the last couple of campaigns,

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you guys earned enough for three.

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So.

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Okay.

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I took one in survey and one in finesse.

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Okay.

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Uh,

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patches.

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You, G.G.

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upgrade.

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What's skirmish again?

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Skirmish,

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uh,

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it's...

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It's basically fighting,

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but not with any sort of finesse.

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It's not quite like,

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like, wreck either.

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So, like, hand-to-hand combat,

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like, punching and stuff is skirmish.

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Grappling is skirmish.

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Um,

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wrecking is, like, just destroying things.

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Finesse is more like sword play.

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Or if you were to be really crafty and, like, grab somebody's arm,

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That's more like finesse.

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But skirmish is more like a strength attack sort of concept.

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Okay.

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I'm going to do finesse.

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One on finesse.

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I'm going to do one on skirmish.

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And then I'm going to add an ability.

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Okay.

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I'm going to add the ability.

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Hold on.

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I just had it up, but now it's gone.

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What was it?

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Occultist.

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Okay,

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what's that?

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Cultist is

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paper.

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You know the secret ways to consort with ancient powers,

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forgotten gods, or demons.

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Once you've consorted with one, you get 1D

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to command cultists who worship it.

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Okay.

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Oh,

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they did say there was a lot of cultists on this island.

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That is true.

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So you basically get a benefit

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from trying to

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consort with gods.

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Right? To get information

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from them. Okay.

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Make sense?

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Yeah.

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Just gods.

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Good thing you're going

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well,

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anyway.

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Okay,

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cool.

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So,

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I'm sorry,

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and then Tiger,

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you had two more points that you

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were going to assign.

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Yeah, I

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did put them in there.

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Okay.

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It was finesse and

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I don't remember what the other one was.

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Handjobs.

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Just fucking badass.

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I'm already good at those.

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Oh, right.

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You're like, I really just get that wreck in there.

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Okay,

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cool.

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And then your crew has two upgrades as well.

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I put those in the chat.

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Now,

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some of these are pretty open-ended.

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For example,

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let me just get my notes here.

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um all right we'll grab something yeah so we're just saying uh you get uh crew upgrades you get

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two of them and i'm saying they're they're a little more vague uh than than like what i put in

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um so these are the ones i picked from your crew class which is uh shadows uh so you can have like

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basically an advantage when going through underground passages or caverns or basically

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skulping about in the underground you get an advantage there if you want you can get an expert

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in a specific field and either you guys can decide the field or i can generate one for you

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double xp when using either insight prowess resolve or during your downtime so you'd pick one

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and then every time you do a successful role in that you get double xp instead of just one xp or

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Or you can increase your coin slots so you can get more coins.

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Or you can do an upgrade to the ship if you want to,

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if you guys can decide to add an upgrade.

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Can we turn it into a submarine?

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It's a very open-ended.

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What?

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Can we turn it into a submarine?

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If you want to turn that thing into a submarine,

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you're going to have to use both points because that is ridiculous.

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I was listening to it at the end of last season,

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and at three different points,

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the suggestion was,

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can we just turn this place into a submarine?

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Submarines solve everything.

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I agree.

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I agree.

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I mean.

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They really fly under the radar.

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No submarine's ever,

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you know, fallen out of the sky and crashed.

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So it's got that over planes.

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I mean, they do implode.

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Is there one for informants?

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I'm trying to see.

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Yeah,

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yeah.

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So that could be your expert.

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If you wanted a pre-established informant in the field,

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we could do that.

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That could be one.

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I was thinking that would be cool since we're going to new plays.

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I'm good with anything.

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I kind of think,

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what's it called?

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Maybe the expert or the easy passage would be a good idea.

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just because we do tend to be going through underground passages,

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caves, the like.

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But an expert in a specific field, you know,

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it'd be really cool if we had like maybe a submarine guy there or a bomb guy.

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I mean, I don't think we're going to be on the sea,

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though,

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right?

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Or is that just because aren't we going to Lockport

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and then we're going to be off the boat?

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Yes,

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yes.

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So the boat,

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it's going to, I assume,

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you doesn't have to,

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but it's kind of like your home base once it's established where it's at.

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it's not going to go anywhere.

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I'm not going to be like,

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oh,

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your boat's getting towed.

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Unless you guys are real jerks

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about it, and then I will tow your boat.

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Well, you can't tow a submarine.

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Yeah, I kind of want to have

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a somebody,

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if

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somehow we can

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invent a reason and a person

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that we know has any

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sort of connection to Lockport.

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Okay.

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Presumably the captain knows,

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or the red captain knows about it, but I guess we're not talking to him.

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No, that works.

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Andy,

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any opinions?

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I'm fine with that.

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Okay.

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You want to inform it who knows about Lockport?

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Cool.

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You can kind of give me the skinny on things.

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I'm cool with that.

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Do you guys have any ideas

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on how this informant comes about?

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I just thought we're pretty wanted.

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Yeah, perhaps community service

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or something like that.

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Can we do what?

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Sorry, you cut out.

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I didn't hear that last part.

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To whom? To me?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, like how do we get rid of our wanted level?

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Like perhaps doing some community service?

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Or paying somebody.

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Or paying someone.

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That's how that works in GTA.

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I actually don't think there's community service in GTA.

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It would be better.

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Better influence on society,

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maybe.

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Robbing cars so I can pick up trash on the highway.

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Bring my part.

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Okay.

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Yeah,

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we can definitely do both of those.

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So I'm going to say the informant got that locked.

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It's pretty much locked and loaded.

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Give me one second.

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Oh, you have a person already?

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I may have pre-planned.

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Almost as if we didn't have to spend a point on it.

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No.

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No, it turns out like she planned,

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we're going to become experts in cave diving too,

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that's just now taking back burner plans.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I guess I'll just, like, scrap the whole underground cave.

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No, I'm kidding.

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No, I definitely think we can get to the informant in there.

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That's not a problem.

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And then, yeah, for your lower wanted level,

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yeah,

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I think that as you guys,

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we can kind of discuss it in game,

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but, yeah,

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we can do that.

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We can lower your.

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Yeah, because we have been getting mail correspondence via pigeon

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yeah

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so

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yeah you have been getting some mail on the ship

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I'm not sure how that helps but

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no no

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alright cool alright

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let's get this going then

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hold on I gotta get my character

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where's the whiskey

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where's my

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where's my leg

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you're sitting on it

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well the dawn breaks

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and the three of you

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hey wait a second

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if you stepped on glass last

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session

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which peg

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which leg

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because one of them is fake

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no canonically it's real

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he lied about it

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canonically

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the fake leg is a fake

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canonically he just has really big pants

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yeah it's a fake fake leg

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I remember

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it was a whole set of reveals that day

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one right after the other

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I was devastated

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yes

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I never forget you in many ways

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as the sun rises

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the three of you are sitting in your triple tier bunk beds

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and

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you're thinking about

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the night you just had

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This has been your real sort of brush with adventure before,

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since you've killed the captain and left Teacher Rose.

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So you're kind of maybe a little winded from the night, waking up in the middle of the night and getting the tar beat out of you.

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Maybe you're a little excited because life's been a little bit boring on the boat.

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But that's where we find you,

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sitting in bed together.

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Or, I'm sorry, all in your own beds, not in bed together.

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Yeah.

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I'm in a bunk bed with three people in one bunk.

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And the other two are empty.

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Five feet apart,

00:20:21

platonically.

00:20:23

But that's where you find you.

00:20:24

Thank you.

00:20:24

Thank you for putting that in there.

00:20:28

Platonically.

00:20:31

You hear the sounds of the ship kind of waking up.

00:20:34

Really,

00:20:34

it's just Dee Dee and Tawny.

00:20:36

Tawny has stumbled to the galley.

00:20:40

Dee Dee's wrestling upstairs.

00:20:42

The rest of what you're hearing is just general ghost working,

00:20:46

general ghost labor noises.

00:20:49

Tawny's got to take a splinter out of my hand.

00:20:54

And glass out of Badger's fake foot.

00:20:57

His fake, fake foot.

00:21:00

Also out of your foot and butt.

00:21:06

That's all right, guys.

00:21:07

Things were so boring before we got glass in our ass.

00:21:12

yeah well nothing ever happened oh shit i have glass in my ass god damn it

00:21:19

i've been picking glass out of my feet for uh you know since you know yesterday

00:21:25

i know you've been throwing it in my bed all night and the thing is i didn't appreciate that

00:21:31

the glass only happened from the glass attack only happened last night so where the rest of

00:21:34

this other glass come from?

00:21:38

I don't want to know.

00:21:39

I assume a broken bottle.

00:21:43

You just like take your hat off and...

00:21:47

Just bottles fall out

00:21:49

like some magic trick?

00:21:51

Yeah.

00:21:52

Oh yeah, dude.

00:21:53

It's just like, you know...

00:21:54

It's like the old guy

00:21:55

with the watches

00:21:56

but when you pull out

00:21:57

it's all just bottles.

00:22:00

And they're all empty.

00:22:02

And all 10 high.

00:22:07

Yes,

00:22:08

so you stumble out of bed.

00:22:12

Do you seek Tawny's help immediately?

00:22:15

What do you guys do?

00:22:17

You have a few moments before you guys get rolling.

00:22:22

I'm going to groan about my splinter a little bit more in bed.

00:22:25

Okay.

00:22:26

Yeah, I'm going to try and sleep in.

00:22:31

I'm going to throw glass pieces at Juckles.

00:22:34

but like secretly

00:22:36

like dying not to wake him up

00:22:38

but like yeah so secret

00:22:40

I don't wake up so I succeed in sleeping

00:22:42

in yeah yeah but I succeed

00:22:44

in my it's a finesse roll I think

00:22:46

okay winner

00:22:48

yes a win win for everyone

00:22:52

should I roll a finesse

00:22:53

yeah I don't know what you're trying to

00:22:56

accomplish but yeah go ahead

00:22:59

your guess is as good as mine

00:23:01

I forgot how to do

00:23:02

everything

00:23:03

Um,

00:23:04

literally everything.

00:23:09

It's been one week since you're missing me.

00:23:12

All right.

00:23:22

Partial success.

00:23:23

Oh, there's a consequence.

00:23:26

So who are you throwing glass at?

00:23:30

Juckles.

00:23:31

Who's trying to sleep?

00:23:33

no

00:23:35

that'll improve your relationship

00:23:38

you've been doing nothing

00:23:39

but sabotaging this relationship since the moment

00:23:41

we started playing

00:23:43

is this in character or no

00:23:45

out of character I don't know

00:23:49

you throw

00:23:50

you start throwing

00:23:53

glass at Chuckles

00:23:54

Chuckles if you want you can throw a resistance roll

00:23:56

it'd be finesse to see how well you

00:23:58

no I'm sleeping

00:24:00

so you're successfully

00:24:02

glass at him but not enough to like i don't know if your intention is to damage or annoy or wake him

00:24:08

up um you're not really doing anything occasionally you kind of hit him in the back and you see him

00:24:12

just twitch a little bit while he steadfastly uh ignores you uh but the silence does hurt your you

00:24:20

know the fact that he doesn't even turn around he doesn't make eye contact he doesn't even yell at

00:24:24

you kind of hurts a little bit you're hoping to get some reaction out of him you're going to take

00:24:29

one stress because you're worried about your relationship.

00:24:37

He's bullying me like a kid on the playground because he's really jealous and he likes me.

00:24:46

Well, you try to sleep in.

00:24:47

At some point, Dee Dee comes down the stairs because it's getting

00:24:50

kind of late.

00:24:51

Squish, you're kind of the cook on board.

00:24:53

So she's kind of used to getting a regular

00:24:55

breakfast,

00:24:56

and she sees the three of you kind of all slumbering in your separate bunk beds

00:25:02

and just kind of like, Squish, which bunk are you in?

00:25:07

I'm in the middle.

00:25:08

You're in the middle,

00:25:09

right.

00:25:10

Squish, she kind of like climbers over whoever's in the bottom bunk.

00:25:15

I'm assuming that's Chuckles?

00:25:17

Chuckles.

00:25:17

Why would you assume that?

00:25:19

Because you sure would.

00:25:20

I think you had notes.

00:25:21

I think we had notes about where you're at, yeah.

00:25:25

Oh, no,

00:25:25

Chuckles,

00:25:25

you're supposed to be in the middle.

00:25:26

You're in the middle bunk.

00:25:27

Squish, you're in the bottom bunk.

00:25:28

Yeah, I'm always in the middle.

00:25:30

Yeah.

00:25:31

She pads over to squish your bed, and she kind of, like,

00:25:35

wiggles next to you,

00:25:38

you know, and kind of wiggles some more.

00:25:41

And it's kind of cute,

00:25:42

except she is a chimp,

00:25:43

which is rather large, and she eventually kind of, like, is squishing you against the wall where the bed is propped.

00:25:48

Just whoop.

00:25:50

Does she have a lit cigarette?

00:25:54

Yeah.

00:25:55

Yeah, she does.

00:25:58

I take off my hat and I smack her and say,

00:25:59

you know you're not supposed to smoke in bed.

00:26:04

She definitely puts the cigarette out on the floor.

00:26:07

She starts tugging your arm and gesturing towards her mouth

00:26:11

to indicate that she's hungry.

00:26:14

Yeah, but I got a splinter and it kind of hurts.

00:26:18

So I don't know what we're going to do about that.

00:26:23

Okay, I'm just sitting there.

00:26:24

poking it.

00:26:26

Dee Dee takes your hand

00:26:29

and she starts poking the same spot.

00:26:33

Dee Dee?

00:26:35

This is when

00:26:36

Tawny kind of pokes his head in and he's like

00:26:41

It's like

00:26:43

two o'clock in the afternoon.

00:26:48

Oh, I thought you were a doctor.

00:26:50

Not a

00:26:51

time teller.

00:26:53

Not a clocker.

00:26:56

Also,

00:26:56

keep it

00:26:57

pooping down

00:26:58

a little man sleeping.

00:27:02

Well, I mean,

00:27:03

alright.

00:27:03

I'm awake now.

00:27:06

Has someone

00:27:06

been throwing glass at me?

00:27:09

No,

00:27:09

it's been raining glass.

00:27:11

No, the whole boat's full of

00:27:12

broken glass.

00:27:15

There's no windows on the ship.

00:27:18

It's strange

00:27:19

how this keeps happening,

00:27:20

how glass just gets

00:27:21

everywhere.

00:27:22

Glass gets everywhere.

00:27:25

It's coarse and gets everywhere.

00:27:32

What do you want,

00:27:32

Tony?

00:27:34

I'll follow Tony out and ask him to take my splinter out.

00:27:38

Are you going to make breakfast?

00:27:41

Me or Tony?

00:27:43

You.

00:27:44

Oh.

00:27:45

It's 2 o'clock.

00:27:47

It's 2 o'clock,

00:27:48

so.

00:27:49

Oh,

00:27:49

what?

00:27:50

According to our clockter,

00:27:51

it's too late for breakfast.

00:27:57

Linner?

00:27:59

It might be a Linner situation,

00:28:01

guys.

00:28:03

Linneredly.

00:28:06

The clockter.

00:28:07

The clockter.

00:28:09

Yeah,

00:28:09

so Tawny can heal you.

00:28:13

Let me just take a quick look exactly.

00:28:18

I don't have a harm or anything.

00:28:19

It was just annoying.

00:28:21

Oh, okay.

00:28:23

It was supposed to be a harm, but I'm tough as nails.

00:28:26

That's true.

00:28:27

He definitely pulls your splinter out.

00:28:31

Just with a pair of tweezers that he just kind of keeps behind his ear.

00:28:35

And it hurts a little bit, so I slap him.

00:28:38

Is it like...

00:28:39

Yeah, that'll gain his trust and friendship.

00:28:43

Sorry, it's a reaction.

00:28:45

I can't help it.

00:28:47

You're not the first,

00:28:48

T. Cherosh.

00:28:49

demon I've healed before,

00:28:51

but that is an unusual reaction.

00:28:56

You two okay in there?

00:28:59

And he's talking to

00:29:01

Patches and to

00:29:02

Chuckles now.

00:29:04

Just get my pants on.

00:29:08

Anything your intern

00:29:09

can do?

00:29:11

Do you want to help get my pants on?

00:29:14

I give up,

00:29:15

and he just shrugs and walks away.

00:29:18

Bad intern.

00:29:26

Right now what?

00:29:30

I've yelled at the intern.

00:29:31

I've begged for breakfast.

00:29:33

I'm all out of ideas.

00:29:34

All right.

00:29:35

That's really all he's got on the docket for today.

00:29:39

This is all you've got?

00:29:42

Food and badgermint.

00:29:45

Okay.

00:29:46

So you put on your pants and you go on about your business in the city or in the boat,

00:29:53

whatever it is that you're doing.

00:29:57

Strutting.

00:29:58

With glass in your feet?

00:30:02

I mean,

00:30:03

trying to strut.

00:30:05

I'm just lucky there's no role for strut.

00:30:10

I'm just lucky there's no doctor on board.

00:30:13

It's a guy who tells the time.

00:30:17

uh as you awkwardly strut uh on board on top of the on deck um

00:30:25

chuckles are you gonna be sleeping in oh no i i woke up with all the hubbub there's a lot of

00:30:30

there's a lot of badgerment um so now i'm rightly agitated uh i do have glass and feet and more

00:30:38

glass and crack um but i have a a tinker a physiker ability i can tinker with bones blood

00:30:49

and bodily humors to treat wounds um but i've never used it so yeah i think this is like a

00:30:58

practice thing because i just figure tawny is busy getting slapped and just generally badgered

00:31:06

maybe I could just

00:31:08

try my luck at pulling glass

00:31:10

out of my own feet.

00:31:11

Yeah,

00:31:12

for sure.

00:31:12

So roll your thing,

00:31:13

Tinker.

00:31:15

Roll your Tinker and give yourself a plus one.

00:31:19

A plus one

00:31:20

and a Tinker roll?

00:31:22

Yeah, you can Tinker with

00:31:24

Bones, Blood, Body, Humans.

00:31:26

Everyone in your crew gets plus one

00:31:28

D to their healing treatment rolls.

00:31:30

Oh boy.

00:31:34

Modifier plus one.

00:31:41

Failure.

00:31:42

You were so cocky.

00:31:44

What happened?

00:31:45

I threw five dice.

00:31:48

That's like the worst tinker roll

00:31:50

I've ever seen you do.

00:31:52

What did you do?

00:31:52

Did you just go to bend over

00:31:54

and just fall into the glass?

00:31:56

I'm in bed.

00:31:58

You fell out of bed

00:31:59

and fell into the glass?

00:32:01

You somehow got the glass

00:32:02

further into your feet?

00:32:04

Yeah, onto more glass.

00:32:05

Yeah, you fell out of bed onto the glass that was thrown at you.

00:32:09

Oh, that's a good idea.

00:32:10

More glass.

00:32:11

More glass.

00:32:13

Yeah.

00:32:14

Do you want to describe your failure,

00:32:16

or should I?

00:32:19

No, you sound too excited for me to take that away from you.

00:32:23

I'm not.

00:32:24

That rough man.

00:32:27

So as you're,

00:32:28

it turns out that despite your amazing tinker skills and your general like

00:32:33

deafness with tools,

00:32:35

you're lousy with a pair of tweezers.

00:32:37

And when it comes at least to getting your own skin,

00:32:40

you are just mucking it up and you

00:32:42

end up looking more kind of battered and bruised than you did before.

00:32:47

The glass that has been thrown at you is now sometimes somehow also kind of in your feet

00:32:52

as well.

00:32:53

Oh, great.

00:32:53

That wasn't there before.

00:32:55

So you're not going to take any more harm.

00:32:57

You're going to take a stress,

00:32:58

though,

00:32:59

just from the sheer frustration of this,

00:33:02

like this thing that you should have done well and you couldn't do well.

00:33:06

And never and did not heal at all.

00:33:08

And I should have just stayed asleep.

00:33:10

Not heal at all.

00:33:11

I don't even know why I woke up this morning.

00:33:13

No breakfast.

00:33:15

No healing.

00:33:18

Well, as you're sitting there glum and kind of,

00:33:22

you know,

00:33:22

kicking yourself,

00:33:23

You hear this familiar thunk on the deck of the ship.

00:33:28

You know that this means that a bottle has been delivered,

00:33:31

and more than likely it's a bottle for you.

00:33:35

A bottle?

00:33:36

Like a message in a bottle dropped by a pigeon.

00:33:39

Oh, excellent.

00:33:41

The pigeons carry bottles?

00:33:43

Yeah.

00:33:44

Oh,

00:33:44

great.

00:33:45

I don't know that I even thought about how they carried their messages.

00:33:49

How do you think so many bottles ended up on ship?

00:33:52

I figured it'd be drinking.

00:33:54

I mean, I'm not sure that, you know, whoever is sending me messages,

00:34:00

or I have a good idea who it is, I don't think they drink Ten High.

00:34:04

Because they are classy,

00:34:07

you know,

00:34:08

respectable,

00:34:09

bird-faced women.

00:34:10

Ten High is very popular.

00:34:13

Especially among kids.

00:34:14

Well, anyway.

00:34:15

So I got a package.

00:34:17

You got a message.

00:34:18

The Wells Fargo wagon,

00:34:19

it's coming for me.

00:34:22

uh when you go on uh i'm assuming you kind of just stop whatever you're doing you rush up

00:34:27

the stairs to go uh on the main deck except i'm hobbling because there's because there's glass

00:34:33

in my feet and all of my body parts and in my butt and i run with my butt so you hesitantly and with

00:34:40

gingerly and with great care ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch take take your time and you get to the to the

00:34:46

bottle and yes uh you immediately recognize as one of lady high hill's bottles for you

00:34:51

So it has a distinctive...

00:34:52

Ah, it smells like her still.

00:34:54

Yeah,

00:34:54

the cork is kind of...

00:34:55

You know, when you open it, you get like a little smell of like her perfume.

00:35:01

Wow.

00:35:01

It's one of her very delicate bottles.

00:35:03

Sealed with a kiss.

00:35:05

Sealed with a kiss.

00:35:06

And when you pull out the bottle and when you open it, this for you is very romantic.

00:35:13

Just want to preface that.

00:35:15

This is something that very much warms your heart.

00:35:17

But it is written in a very...

00:35:19

Are you there?

00:35:20

God, it's me.

00:35:21

you know,

00:35:22

Judy style,

00:35:23

where she goes,

00:35:24

this is the letter.

00:35:25

It says,

00:35:27

dear Pat.

00:35:29

Sorry.

00:35:29

This is written in symbols and third grade English.

00:35:34

Yeah.

00:35:34

Yeah.

00:35:35

Dear Chuckles,

00:35:36

how are you?

00:35:38

I miss you so much.

00:35:42

Oh,

00:35:42

she misses me.

00:35:43

Yeah.

00:35:44

It says she misses me.

00:35:47

I love your letters.

00:35:50

And it says, look forward.

00:35:53

And she kind of like has scratched it out.

00:35:56

And she says,

00:35:57

I'm excited to see all your bottles come in.

00:36:02

Your spelling is getting very good.

00:36:06

Wow.

00:36:06

There's like a little smiley face.

00:36:09

Wow.

00:36:12

I've talked to dad.

00:36:14

And there's like a little like picture of her green goblin father.

00:36:18

A little disgusting little goblin man.

00:36:20

Yeah.

00:36:21

Gross.

00:36:22

And he's agreed to drop all charges against your crew.

00:36:29

Hey,

00:36:29

as I remember,

00:36:31

and I'm yelling this at the letter, as I remember,

00:36:34

I pulled that disgusting

00:36:35

man out of a burning building.

00:36:38

No matter how it started.

00:36:40

So in the letter you're writing back, there's a picture.

00:36:49

The letter goes on.

00:36:51

Wish you were here.

00:36:54

Let me know your next stop.

00:36:56

Love, Lady High Hill.

00:36:59

Wow.

00:37:02

Got little hearts and kisses on it.

00:37:05

And I kiss it and then I put it under my hat.

00:37:09

Yep.

00:37:11

So this has lifted your spirit some.

00:37:15

Squish patches,

00:37:16

where are you guys on the ship at this tender moment?

00:37:19

I guess I'm making food.

00:37:22

Okay.

00:37:22

Squish is in the galley.

00:37:24

Your favorite thing in the whole world.

00:37:26

A splinter.

00:37:29

But I got my hand wrapped up really, like,

00:37:31

a lot.

00:37:32

So it looks like I was really injured.

00:37:35

Like you really burned your hand or something or really cut it up.

00:37:38

Yeah.

00:37:41

Patches?

00:37:43

Hanging off the front,

00:37:45

looking at the horizon,

00:37:46

pulling glass out of my feet,

00:37:48

and taking it all in.

00:37:50

Okay, you want to roll your own healing roll?

00:37:53

Yeah, sure. How do I do that?

00:37:56

Let me take a quick look.

00:38:05

So you'll still get the plus one from Truffles'

00:38:08

benefit,

00:38:09

but you won't be rolling Tinkers.

00:38:11

Tinkers.

00:38:12

Tinkers.

00:38:14

You're going to roll a prowess resistance roll.

00:38:18

Plus one.

00:38:20

A prowl resistance roll?

00:38:22

You're a prowess roll,

00:38:24

and you're going to give yourself a...

00:38:26

So you hit prowess.

00:38:29

The word prowess.

00:38:31

Oh, I'm sorry.

00:38:32

I see it now.

00:38:32

There it is.

00:38:33

Sorry.

00:38:33

I was looking underneath those.

00:38:35

and then what?

00:38:35

And then a plus

00:38:37

one modifier.

00:38:44

It's us.

00:38:46

I'm singing a little song.

00:38:47

Hail the drunk fort boys.

00:38:49

Da da da da.

00:38:51

And it's, you know,

00:38:53

pulling out glass and just,

00:38:54

you know, enjoying

00:38:55

the sea air.

00:38:57

Are you sitting on top of the

00:38:59

big bucks,

00:38:59

the Latino

00:39:01

Dave on the front of the ship?

00:39:03

Yeah,

00:39:04

yeah.

00:39:04

The busty Latino Dave.

00:39:08

Oh,

00:39:08

man.

00:39:08

I didn't AI that. I bet I could have.

00:39:13

You guys want to be on some kind of list.

00:39:17

For Latinos.

00:39:21

It's spicy.

00:39:22

All right.

00:39:23

Well,

00:39:24

yeah,

00:39:24

you start pulling the glass out of your feet.

00:39:28

Also, while hanging on one arm to the boat as it's swaying.

00:39:34

When you hear the captain Fitz Clyde from the helm,

00:39:38

shout out,

00:39:38

Land Ho!

00:39:41

Land Ho?

00:39:43

Land Ho!

00:39:45

Land what?

00:39:46

Holy crap.

00:39:47

Land Ho!

00:39:49

And he says it, and as he says it for that third time, it kind of echoes throughout the boat.

00:39:53

So no matter where you are in the ship,

00:39:55

you have heard him say, Land Ho.

00:39:59

Then Squish and Dee Dee walk upstairs through the door.

00:40:03

We're just eating pieces of toast.

00:40:09

Dry white toast.

00:40:11

Dry white toast.

00:40:14

Well,

00:40:15

yeah,

00:40:15

and I would like to look off the side as well towards the hole.

00:40:22

Yeah, where's the hole at?

00:40:25

Well, you're on the front of the boat, so you should see it, right?

00:40:27

Because we're going towards it.

00:40:29

Oh, that doesn't look very good.

00:40:31

Yeah,

00:40:32

you pull into Lockport.

00:40:34

Mine's black.

00:40:35

Mine's black.

00:40:37

Okay, hold on.

00:40:37

Because they're not in here.

00:40:38

I will fix it.

00:40:39

I will fix it.

00:40:39

I'm panicking.

00:40:42

I went blind.

00:40:44

I knew it was a bad idea to have toast.

00:40:49

You pull into Lockport.

00:40:52

As you do,

00:40:53

you see a city kind of emerging in front of you.

00:40:58

Lockport is a very hilly city.

00:41:01

It's got lots of hills and valleys and the houses and buildings are all kind of like crammed on there.

00:41:07

So city,

00:41:08

but you can see that there's hills.

00:41:11

But what you pull into is just a dock filled with a bunch of other ships.

00:41:16

It's active.

00:41:17

There are people walking around.

00:41:20

You see it just looks like a functioning dock.

00:41:23

There are cargo is being taken off of ships.

00:41:27

People are boarding onto other ships.

00:41:29

It's a busy place.

00:41:30

and the captain kind of doesn't lower anchor

00:41:36

but kind of slows the boat down

00:41:38

and he turns to face the three of you standing there

00:41:41

looking at your approach and goes,

00:41:42

all right, have your boys got your story straight?

00:41:50

You got your story straight?

00:41:54

No, I didn't know we needed a story.

00:41:55

We are perfectly good members of society.

00:41:59

He's right.

00:42:02

okay well they're gonna ask for paperwork for the boat like title papers registration things like

00:42:08

that uh things i may have had on my body when i died um you know because we tossed that whole thing

00:42:17

i i do remember my funeral have to say not very respectful you didn't have to whiz on me like a

00:42:24

dog.

00:42:25

Well,

00:42:25

to be fair,

00:42:26

we didn't think you were going to come back.

00:42:28

We didn't have to laugh about it, too.

00:42:34

Well, you're going to have to answer to the

00:42:36

Port Authority about

00:42:38

your doings here,

00:42:40

and

00:42:40

I'm afraid,

00:42:41

as a ghost, can't really help you

00:42:42

on that being non-corporeal and such.

00:42:45

So if you

00:42:46

you'd like now sometime,

00:42:48

we're going to be heading into the dock in just a

00:42:50

moment.

00:42:51

So,

00:42:51

you know, put your seats

00:42:52

back up into their upright positions.

00:42:54

and all that,

00:42:55

but

00:42:56

you're going to need to

00:42:58

come up with something.

00:42:59

We've got a plan.

00:43:01

I can't read.

00:43:04

Okay.

00:43:04

Or write,

00:43:05

so I'm not going to be able to

00:43:06

come up with paperwork unless

00:43:08

I can do it in crayon.

00:43:11

No, we don't need no paperwork.

00:43:15

I feel like maybe

00:43:16

we should,

00:43:17

you know,

00:43:19

it's something to consider.

00:43:22

Oh, no.

00:43:22

We'll sneak in.

00:43:25

sneak in

00:43:27

with a full

00:43:28

sized ship

00:43:30

no we'll pull it in we'll park

00:43:32

and then we'll just jump off the boat

00:43:36

and swim

00:43:41

your silence

00:43:42

seems to tell me that I came up with a really

00:43:44

good idea

00:43:47

well it's an idea

00:43:49

and I used to have a saying

00:43:51

you know no idea is a bad idea

00:43:53

But look at me. You've proven me wrong.

00:43:56

Well,

00:43:56

thank God I didn't ask my chauffeur.

00:43:58

I was asking my crew.

00:44:00

Lads.

00:44:04

Well,

00:44:04

I mean, he's the only person

00:44:05

who knows anything about

00:44:08

Lockport.

00:44:11

They're all the same.

00:44:15

Okay.

00:44:16

Yeah, I guess we could just ignore

00:44:17

his hints and helpful guidance.

00:44:21

I'm sure that'll work

00:44:22

well for us.

00:44:23

Yeah.

00:44:23

We'll just blow it up anyway.

00:44:26

I'm sure your optimism

00:44:28

is going to help us too.

00:44:32

Squish? Are you frozen forever?

00:44:36

Oh, yeah.

00:44:37

Bridget, I still don't have

00:44:38

a picture.

00:44:40

You don't have a picture?

00:44:41

Mm-hmm.

00:44:47

Do you see it now?

00:44:48

No.

00:44:49

All right. Hold on.

00:44:52

because you're in here and it's

00:44:54

they just hit the button

00:45:07

you have a picture tiger

00:45:09

oh yeah but I'm a GM

00:45:14

hmm

00:45:19

let's see

00:45:23

Did that do anything for you?

00:45:24

No.

00:45:26

There it is.

00:45:28

I turned off scene vision.

00:45:31

Or token vision.

00:45:34

Huh.

00:45:35

If disabled, the entire scene is visible.

00:45:42

Goddamn Hong Kongolians.

00:45:45

Gaurians,

00:45:45

they take her down on my wall.

00:45:48

And it's all frozen.

00:45:50

Take her down on my wall.

00:46:08

Oh, no, he's turning into a blue square.

00:46:11

Blue square, Andy.

00:46:12

Blue square, Andy.

00:46:25

Yes,

00:46:26

plus I heard thunder

00:46:27

So that might have something to do with it

00:46:33

What?

00:46:34

He said he heard thunder

00:46:38

Which he's implying is related

00:46:49

Alright are we all back together?

00:46:52

No he froze again

00:46:54

He was back for like half a second

00:46:57

You frozen?

00:46:59

No I'm here

00:47:01

Oh no you're here

00:47:02

No you were just really determined

00:47:04

I have an innate stillness

00:47:07

I just don't like to move honestly is what it is

00:47:11

If I don't move,

00:47:12

nobody will see me.

00:47:14

Yeah,

00:47:14

I got that Drax.

00:47:16

He's back now.

00:47:18

He's moving.

00:47:20

He's moving.

00:47:21

He's back alive.

00:47:26

This is what happens when you put your internet

00:47:30

in the bottom of a well.

00:47:35

Is that where they put his witches too?

00:47:39

He's like, there's my well.

00:47:40

There's my well router.

00:47:43

I got to go down to the bottom of the well to reset it.

00:47:46

I don't know why the Comcast guy put my router at the bottom of a well.

00:47:55

He's moving.

00:47:56

He's moving.

00:47:57

No, he's back.

00:47:58

He's grooving.

00:47:59

He heard us.

00:48:00

He heard us.

00:48:02

No, he's moving.

00:48:04

He's blinking.

00:48:07

I can't tell if he's not moving

00:48:09

or if he's just really determined.

00:48:11

No,

00:48:12

I think he's

00:48:14

gas.

00:48:14

Maybe he's got

00:48:15

better innate stillness than you, Bridget.

00:48:17

It could be. It would fool me.

00:48:20

Fool me once.

00:48:21

Shame on you.

00:48:24

Fool me twice.

00:48:25

Don't get

00:48:25

fooled again.

00:48:27

Shit.

00:48:28

Watch me hit this drive.

00:48:34

Don't you miss,

00:48:34

Bush.

00:48:37

Yeah

00:48:38

Don't you miss when you could throw your shoes

00:48:41

Don't you miss when you could throw your shoes

00:48:43

No, no, when you could throw your shoes

00:48:45

at the president

00:48:46

Yeah, and it was fun

00:48:47

That was allowed back then

00:48:49

Yeah

00:48:51

He dodged those too

00:48:54

That's the rule

00:48:55

If he dodges the shoe

00:48:57

He wins

00:48:58

He gets to keep the shoe

00:49:00

If he dodges the shoe, he gets to retire

00:49:02

and paint for the rest of his life

00:49:04

he gets hit in the face of the shoe,

00:49:06

well...

00:49:07

And there's four more years of that.

00:49:11

Four more years.

00:49:13

Four more years of

00:49:16

Bush.

00:49:24

What?

00:49:26

The picture

00:49:27

that Tiger put in the chat.

00:49:29

He really hates when I do that.

00:49:40

Oh,

00:49:40

well, this is Lockport.

00:49:41

It really looks like our hometown Lockport,

00:49:44

you know,

00:49:46

with the smog and the unpleasant nature of it.

00:49:54

The empty buildings and, you know,

00:49:57

gay lords everywhere.

00:49:59

The abandoned warehouse district.

00:50:01

The abandoned warehouse district.

00:50:02

That's where we're going to have a robot battle at the end of the season,

00:50:05

right?

00:50:07

Oh, he's moving again.

00:50:10

Hello?

00:50:11

Hello.

00:50:12

Hi.

00:50:13

Is this thing on?

00:50:15

It better be or we're going to take more pictures of you.

00:50:17

Please don't.

00:50:21

Well, don't be visible then.

00:50:24

Quit being corporeal.

00:50:27

How about that?

00:50:29

Does that help?

00:50:30

I don't know if it helps.

00:50:31

Does it help you?

00:50:33

It helps my confidence.

00:50:37

Alright.

00:50:39

Alright,

00:50:40

guys.

00:50:40

I have a plan of sneaking in,

00:50:42

but what do you guys have?

00:50:44

I forget. We're all three co-captains.

00:50:46

And, you know,

00:50:48

Mr. Sub-Captain Chauffeur

00:50:50

over there.

00:50:51

So what are you guys'

00:50:52

plans?

00:50:53

Hey!

00:50:55

We're talking about boys!

00:50:58

Turn it into a submarine.

00:50:59

and go under them.

00:51:01

That's our solution to everything.

00:51:03

We really got to come up with a better idea

00:51:05

as in decoys and submarines.

00:51:07

Under what?

00:51:09

The whole town.

00:51:10

We attach giant balloons

00:51:13

to the ship

00:51:14

and go over them.

00:51:16

Okay,

00:51:16

I like your enthusiasm.

00:51:19

Bridget, we're making our ship

00:51:20

into a balloon.

00:51:21

Don't tell Captain Fitzclyde.

00:51:24

I mean, then maybe don't discuss that right on the deck

00:51:27

when I'm talking to you, not ten feet away.

00:51:29

I forgot to call you so far, McClyde.

00:51:33

McClyde?

00:51:34

FitzClyde.

00:51:37

I knew that sounded wrong, but I didn't know why.

00:51:41

Because he's not Scottish?

00:51:45

FitzClyde isn't Scottish?

00:51:48

Not as Scottish as McClyde.

00:51:51

No, it's Pakistani.

00:51:53

I'll be damned.

00:51:57

With a little bit of Portuguese.

00:51:59

Listen, I can put the anchor down right here if you guys need a few more minutes to think about it,

00:52:03

but you either have to decide how you're going to approach this,

00:52:05

because as soon as I pull that ship into dock,

00:52:07

people are going to come up here asking questions,

00:52:10

and you better have answers for them.

00:52:12

Can we forge these documents?

00:52:16

Yeah.

00:52:17

Well, I can't.

00:52:20

I mean,

00:52:21

I probably could.

00:52:23

I don't know.

00:52:24

Aren't I learned it?

00:52:26

You are learned it.

00:52:28

That was in character.

00:52:29

Am I still learned, guys?

00:52:32

Honestly, I'm not sure at this point in time.

00:52:37

I thought so,

00:52:38

but then you do so.

00:52:38

Because I thought it was learned for a long time, but I've been saying learned lately, so I'm wondering if I'm really not that smart.

00:52:46

Well,

00:52:47

now you've made me doubt everything.

00:52:51

I say we try to forge some documents.

00:52:57

Why don't we forge some documents with crayons?

00:53:04

No, I assume there's ink somewhere.

00:53:06

Can we use Neelix to do that?

00:53:08

Can he forge?

00:53:09

Does he happen to be a forger?

00:53:12

Who's our best forger?

00:53:13

Can he transform into a female set of documents?

00:53:17

A female set of documents.

00:53:20

Hey, we accept Neelix for what he is or who he is.

00:53:24

I don't think he identifies his documents,

00:53:26

unfortunately.

00:53:27

No,

00:53:27

Neelix cannot

00:53:29

Forge your documents

00:53:31

If you need forging

00:53:33

Is it because he's a ghost?

00:53:35

I mean that is not

00:53:37

Just not particularly skilled

00:53:39

What if we have

00:53:40

What if we have the show

00:53:42

Captain

00:53:44

Distract the port authority

00:53:46

While we sneak in

00:53:48

Like behind them

00:53:53

It is a ghost ship

00:53:54

Maybe it could be like

00:53:56

You know

00:53:57

spooky and they come on and they have to

00:53:59

deal with the ghost and we just sneak off.

00:54:02

It's like, imagine if

00:54:03

Scooby-Doo showed up to the house but

00:54:05

the guy in the house was trying to sneak out

00:54:07

so he's just scaring them as a decoy

00:54:10

and then

00:54:11

slip away.

00:54:14

Yeah, like the Venture Brothers.

00:54:15

They just had that really big scary boat

00:54:17

and then it turned out they weren't actually ghosts.

00:54:19

Yeah, no,

00:54:19

yeah,

00:54:20

exactly.

00:54:20

I say we up the ante on the ghost stuff.

00:54:26

All right, I've offered a couple ideas.

00:54:28

We've talked about forging.

00:54:29

Do you want to do all three?

00:54:32

One of us will forge, one of us will spook, and one of us will sneak.

00:54:41

Your silence tells me it's a good answer,

00:54:43

I think.

00:54:47

I was kind of waiting for what Andy said.

00:54:49

I don't know how proficient or bad we would be at forging documents.

00:54:53

I know that I would not be good at forging documents.

00:54:57

because I primarily write in crayon and in pictures.

00:55:03

So that won't be good for me.

00:55:05

Maybe one of you would be,

00:55:08

but then we would still have to lie our way through.

00:55:10

But both me and you are really good at sway.

00:55:16

Yes,

00:55:17

but we still need papers.

00:55:19

You sound like you got an idea, Tiger. What's up?

00:55:22

No,

00:55:22

I'm just talking it through.

00:55:23

Well, I'm evaluating the three plans that you gave us.

00:55:27

Oh, that's what you do.

00:55:28

Evaluating.

00:55:30

Can I attempt to tinker a set of documents?

00:55:35

Sure.

00:55:36

And then we'll see how it goes from there.

00:55:40

Yes.

00:55:48

Well, not good, boys.

00:55:49

So what's plan B?

00:55:51

Because I also only write in Cran.

00:55:54

if it's like

00:55:56

you gotta describe what you

00:55:59

wrote

00:56:00

you gotta show us your shame

00:56:02

did you ever see that Spongebob episode

00:56:04

where he starts the essay

00:56:07

and he's writing for hours

00:56:08

and hours but he's just got like a really fancy

00:56:11

the

00:56:14

that's exactly

00:56:15

what it is

00:56:20

yeah

00:56:21

yeah you uh

00:56:23

You hold the documents you've created up in front of Captain Fitzclad,

00:56:27

and he just is like, oh,

00:56:29

okay.

00:56:31

What was plan B?

00:56:33

Sorry.

00:56:34

Well, plan B was a submarine.

00:56:40

Juggles, can you tinker that?

00:56:42

A submarine?

00:56:43

No.

00:56:44

I mean, we don't have that kind of time.

00:56:45

Plan C was an airship.

00:56:47

It was turning into an airship.

00:56:49

Yeah,

00:56:50

plan C was balloons.

00:56:52

Juggles, can you tinker that?

00:56:55

And Plan D was scaring

00:56:57

the whole port authority.

00:56:59

I mean, we could do that.

00:57:00

Can you conjure ghosts?

00:57:03

But they're on the ship

00:57:04

because of Fitzy.

00:57:07

And I could compel them to do what I want.

00:57:10

So what if we

00:57:12

hide on the back

00:57:13

or like on the outside

00:57:15

of the ship?

00:57:16

It docks.

00:57:18

I can summon a storm

00:57:20

with heavy fog.

00:57:21

And we sneak around.

00:57:25

i'm sorry repeat that yeah if we get around the side of it and like it docks but then they come

00:57:31

aboard and they see it's just a bunch of ghosts yeah what if we just pretend to be empty then

00:57:36

they're abandoned and then we sneak around i also i have this ability called tempest and i can make

00:57:42

it's uh you could push yourself to do one of the following and one of the following things i could

00:57:45

do is summon a storm or

00:57:47

with a heavy fog.

00:57:50

So I could come in with fog.

00:57:52

Yeah.

00:57:52

Like a spooky

00:57:54

empty abandoned boat.

00:57:55

Like right in... I got the inspiration

00:57:57

from this picture I'm looking at.

00:57:59

Oh, the foggy place. Oh, I guess maybe

00:58:01

this place is already foggy.

00:58:03

I guess

00:58:03

your magic is useless.

00:58:06

No, we're going to be extra foggy.

00:58:10

Extra foggy.

00:58:13

Can you have

00:58:14

the fog come out of the big

00:58:15

Latino Dave's mouth.

00:58:18

Oh,

00:58:19

yeah.

00:58:19

Yeah.

00:58:22

Okay.

00:58:23

Is this the plan?

00:58:25

Yeah.

00:58:25

Well,

00:58:26

maybe.

00:58:28

No, I'd like the plan.

00:58:29

I'm just thinking about what else we could

00:58:33

do with the ghosts.

00:58:34

We need to make them more spooky.

00:58:38

So maybe we should talk to the ghosts

00:58:40

about...

00:58:40

We can give a couple of some chains to rattle.

00:58:43

Yeah.

00:58:43

Chains.

00:58:44

I like that.

00:58:46

maybe they can be bloody and or full of glass

00:58:49

we've got plenty

00:58:50

of that lying around

00:58:51

can we throw sheets

00:58:54

over them

00:58:55

yeah we are the crusty crab crew

00:58:59

maybe we should put sheets on them

00:59:00

and you know what we could

00:59:02

erect a big T and set it on fire

00:59:06

no

00:59:08

T for terror

00:59:10

T for terrible

00:59:14

for terrible

00:59:15

For Krusty Krab Crew.

00:59:22

We might have to change our name.

00:59:24

I think Captain Fitzclyde is trying to make us racist.

00:59:30

I don't like what the afterlife has done to him.

00:59:34

He's wearing a white sheet all the time.

00:59:41

Do we have to convince the ghosts?

00:59:43

Do we have to conjure more ghosts?

00:59:45

I mean, you're a ghost captain.

00:59:46

Can you conjure more ghosts, uglier ghosts?

00:59:49

I mean, I can compel ghosts.

00:59:52

I can force nearby ghosts to appear and they'll obey my commands.

01:00:00

That's my compel.

01:00:01

But the problem with that is that's a special ability.

01:00:04

So if I do that, I don't think I can do Tempest at the same time, right?

01:00:08

It would have to be in a different role.

01:00:11

I see, a different role.

01:00:12

So you could do,

01:00:13

like,

01:00:13

so for your compel, you would probably use command.

01:00:18

So you'd have to roll a command roll to see how well you could command these ghosts.

01:00:24

And then you would need to do a second roll for the Tempest.

01:00:29

And what would Tempest be?

01:00:30

What kind of roll would that be?

01:00:36

I'm going to say attune to, like, the spiritual world.

01:00:40

Okay.

01:00:41

Is that right?

01:00:42

Well,

01:00:42

yeah, I don't know.

01:00:43

It should be fine.

01:00:44

What do you guys want to do?

01:00:47

Because I can compel ghosts to be extra spooky and rattle chains and, you know, burn giant teas,

01:00:54

apparently.

01:00:55

Or I can cause a massive fog disaster and we can just,

01:01:00

you know,

01:01:01

come in hot in the fog.

01:01:03

Like,

01:01:04

it would be a pretty big spectacle.

01:01:05

And,

01:01:06

you know, the ghosts are still out here,

01:01:07

you know.

01:01:08

We have Captain Ghosts, and we also have Neelix if we need to,

01:01:15

if we need to unleash a scary ghost that's wearing a very pretty dress.

01:01:23

Considering we didn't make any efforts to move at all

01:01:28

after the captain yelled at us for being 10 feet away from him,

01:01:31

what is his general disposition towards this Scooby-Doo-esque plan?

01:01:37

You know,

01:01:38

he's listening with, like,

01:01:41

mild amusement.

01:01:43

Like, this is not the plan that he would have done himself.

01:01:48

But he is kind of bemused by your ingenuity,

01:01:53

by the situation.

01:01:56

Yeah, he's not against it.

01:01:58

He's not going to stop you.

01:02:01

Is he going to support us?

01:02:03

Because we could use some help in rousing his useless crew.

01:02:07

Oh,

01:02:08

listen,

01:02:09

I'm here for you, lad.

01:02:11

If nobody else that I'm here for you chuckles,

01:02:13

I know.

01:02:14

And he takes you aside and goes, I know you've been working on your letters.

01:02:17

And I just got to say,

01:02:18

you're doing a great job.

01:02:19

Very proud.

01:02:20

You're reading my letters?

01:02:21

No,

01:02:22

no.

01:02:22

But I see how hard you read.

01:02:23

I don't have anything to do all day.

01:02:25

I spy on everyone.

01:02:25

Does it look like I'm trying very hard when I'm reading it?

01:02:29

Well, your mouth moves a lot.

01:02:35

You don't use your finger when you read?

01:02:38

No.

01:02:39

Oh.

01:02:41

Okay.

01:02:41

Well,

01:02:41

I'll get there someday.

01:02:42

Yes, of course.

01:02:43

This crew could need a little rousing.

01:02:45

It's been smooth sailing.

01:02:47

I say we give it a little bumpy intro back into Lockport.

01:02:51

What do you say, boys?

01:02:52

And you hear the ghostly crew just faintly.

01:02:56

They start singing a pirate song.

01:02:59

Yeah.

01:03:00

What noise was that?

01:03:01

Was that jeering?

01:03:02

Was that mild enthusiasm?

01:03:05

That's them softly booing from the underworld.

01:03:07

Boo.

01:03:08

Yeah.

01:03:08

Woo.

01:03:11

You say the words, boys,

01:03:13

and I'll bring this ship in how you want her.

01:03:15

You want her fast and hot, spook the devil out of them,

01:03:18

or you want it slow and roll.

01:03:20

We'll do whatever you like.

01:03:21

You don't even have to command me,

01:03:24

but you're going to have to do the rest

01:03:26

because I can only pilot the boat.

01:03:30

All right.

01:03:30

I guess then we'll decorate.

01:03:32

Can we have a decorating montage?

01:03:34

absolutely decorate away

01:03:38

all right streamers

01:03:42

so uh you guys are running around the ship and and uh at some point patch yeah chuckles uh you're

01:03:49

just like putting up like streamers with little bits of tape you know maybe you struggle with the

01:03:54

tape with a little bit there's like can i can i make paper uh paper skeletons oh paper lanterns

01:04:01

I'm going to do paper chains.

01:04:04

Yeah, paper chains.

01:04:05

Oh, this is just going to be like a third grade haunted house.

01:04:10

You're down in the galley with some safety scissors,

01:04:14

you know, really quickly,

01:04:15

you know, cutting and gluing.

01:04:17

But, yeah, you're making the ship appear at least to be relatively spooky.

01:04:22

Didi did a hand turkey for some reason I haven't figured out.

01:04:27

Yeah, yeah.

01:04:28

She's never even seen a turkey.

01:04:31

You know,

01:04:31

she's made a hand turkey.

01:04:34

Tawny even gets in on the fun a little bit

01:04:36

and he puts like a sheet over his head and like...

01:04:39

Oh, yeah.

01:04:40

What are we going to do with Tawny?

01:04:42

Tawny.

01:04:43

Oh, we got to make him look dead or make him dead.

01:04:45

No, no.

01:04:45

Let's throw a sheet over him.

01:04:47

Yes.

01:04:48

One of the pointy head ones.

01:04:52

He just needs to pretend he's a ghost.

01:04:55

Tawny gets the sheet thrown over him.

01:04:57

It's one, but it's Juckle's sheet.

01:05:02

yeah so it's all

01:05:05

crusty

01:05:07

wow rude no

01:05:10

yeah yeah so here's what I'll have you guys do

01:05:14

each one of you is going to roll a finesse roll

01:05:17

and then depending on how that goes that'll be kind of your boost

01:05:20

for whatever comes next

01:05:23

to see how well you've decorated finesse

01:05:26

good thing I upgraded that

01:05:29

Oh, me too

01:05:30

Brandon, would you sneeze the entire screen, Chuck?

01:05:34

Alright

01:05:34

That wasn't the screen, that was the house

01:05:37

Oh

01:05:40

Alright,

01:05:40

someone else get a six

01:05:41

So we can critically succeed

01:05:44

Nice

01:05:45

We did

01:05:46

That is

01:05:50

That is

01:05:51

Alright, we will add that

01:05:53

Before I forget

01:05:55

Well,

01:05:55

we'll do it later, it doesn't matter

01:05:56

I forgot to give you guys XP.

01:06:01

Okay,

01:06:01

so you guys have decorated this ship out to be scary.

01:06:07

Now you're all at your places.

01:06:08

So the Captain Fitzclyde is at the helm.

01:06:13

Patches, if I understand correctly, your next move is to make fog or to rile up the crew?

01:06:21

I thought I was going to make fog.

01:06:22

I thought Fitzclyde was riling up the crew.

01:06:27

yeah yeah he's got the crew plenty riled um so you're gonna make this fog um squish and chuckles

01:06:34

where are you guys because i'm assuming you're standing patches you're standing kind of on the

01:06:37

deck to do this right because you're making it come out of busty dave's mouth yeah yeah i'm like

01:06:42

right above busty dave like waving my hands around all right doing your voodoo um squish

01:06:48

and chuckles where are you guys at this point uh i i this might take a tinker roll but i would like

01:06:55

Is there a way that I could

01:06:58

tinker some

01:07:00

spooky fireworks or

01:07:02

light display?

01:07:04

Oh, what if it's shooting

01:07:06

flaming green streamers

01:07:08

out of the cannons?

01:07:10

I'd like to be on the cannon level.

01:07:12

I would be hanging my head out of the cannon

01:07:14

cannon hole.

01:07:15

Yeah, you can definitely do that.

01:07:17

And I think that's totally within your purview

01:07:20

of making shit that explodes.

01:07:22

Oh, yeah.

01:07:23

Make that shit explode.

01:07:30

so should i roll a tinker or just uh yeah assume i did it did it for free

01:07:36

uh roll your tinker i think you'll be fine but we'll see i don't know i wasn't fine last time

01:07:42

that's true that's better yeah

01:07:48

so however yeah yeah you did you did great so you're in sticking your head out of the cannon

01:07:54

ready to set off these green streamers.

01:07:56

I'm saying we're just kind of getting crap.

01:07:58

Nothing's quite happened yet.

01:07:59

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:01

Yeah, and then Squish, where are you?

01:08:02

Whenever I'm giving the signal.

01:08:05

I think Squish wants to...

01:08:09

Eat.

01:08:10

Cook.

01:08:11

Yeah,

01:08:11

cook.

01:08:12

No, he's going to be hanging along the side of the ship,

01:08:15

but on the opposite side of...

01:08:17

Well, starboard side.

01:08:20

So I can kind of climb along the ship on the...

01:08:24

hidden from you

01:08:26

you're a demon

01:08:27

you're already scary

01:08:30

can you do any demon stuff

01:08:34

no

01:08:36

are you resistant to fire

01:08:41

demon stuff

01:08:43

I don't think so

01:08:45

maybe I'm getting confused with

01:08:48

with

01:08:52

Ravina

01:08:54

Oh, yeah, I guess.

01:08:55

I was trying to think of the...

01:08:57

Oh, Schmiddlegear.

01:09:02

Okay,

01:09:02

yeah, roll your finesse

01:09:03

just to see how well, if you're having any issues

01:09:05

hanging on.

01:09:07

Okay.

01:09:14

Nope.

01:09:15

Nice.

01:09:15

Yeah, so you have no issues

01:09:18

hanging on,

01:09:19

so

01:09:20

to set the scene,

01:09:23

Chuckles,

01:09:23

you are hanging out of a cannon,

01:09:25

ready to set off a series of sparks,

01:09:29

explosions,

01:09:30

streamers, things like that.

01:09:33

Squish, you are hanging on to the back of the ship.

01:09:35

And I'm going to say Dee Dee is also with you hanging on.

01:09:38

And being a chimp, she has no issues hanging on.

01:09:40

Of course.

01:09:41

It's hanging on behind the ship.

01:09:44

And then,

01:09:45

Patches, you are at the very front of the ship waiting to start the fog.

01:09:52

Fog it up.

01:09:54

Fog it up.

01:09:55

Fog it up and fog it out.

01:10:00

Okay.

01:10:01

The scene is...

01:10:02

Take it away.

01:10:03

What's your code word to set this whole thing off?

01:10:06

What do you do?

01:10:08

Coming in hot.

01:10:10

Is that our code word?

01:10:12

I mean, it's kind of a mouthy code word.

01:10:17

How about

01:10:18

hot boxes?

01:10:21

Hot boxes!

01:10:23

Hot boxes.

01:10:25

Sorry, one final question.

01:10:27

How do you want the captain to bring the ship in?

01:10:32

Slow.

01:10:33

Slow and parallel parking.

01:10:37

Okay.

01:10:38

So.

01:10:42

Patches, you scream hot box.

01:10:46

Go ahead and throw your tune for your template.

01:10:51

You get a plus one since that's your skill too.

01:10:59

It was a toon, right?

01:11:02

A toon,

01:11:02

yeah.

01:11:04

To bring that storm.

01:11:14

Okay.

01:11:16

So, uh...

01:11:18

What?

01:11:19

Never mind,

01:11:19

go ahead.

01:11:20

I was going to say, don't you roll two for a toon?

01:11:23

That's what I thought.

01:11:25

Can I try that again, or can I look?

01:11:28

Yeah, you did plus one,

01:11:29

right?

01:11:29

Yeah, I did.

01:11:31

Okay, yeah, roll back, because you should have had at least three dice in there.

01:11:39

Okay, modifier is plus one.

01:11:44

Number of dice, it says two,

01:11:46

so...

01:11:47

Okay, let me try that again.

01:11:47

Sorry.

01:11:48

There it is.

01:11:49

Sorry.

01:11:51

okay

01:11:54

I wonder why that came on as only one last time

01:11:57

anyway point doesn't matter

01:11:59

the fog

01:12:01

starts pouring out of you

01:12:02

take it away what do you do

01:12:04

I'm dancing a little bit

01:12:07

it's coming is it where's it coming out of

01:12:09

it's coming out of

01:12:10

dusty

01:12:12

busty Dave's mouth as

01:12:14

requested

01:12:16

oh yeah yeah so it's just coming out of his mouth

01:12:18

and I'm kind of like just like

01:12:22

doing my

01:12:24

ritual dance that I need to do

01:12:25

to summon a tempest.

01:12:29

Stop.

01:12:29

That's not the title.

01:12:33

It's a suggestion.

01:12:36

It's been mentioned three

01:12:37

times.

01:12:39

So anyway

01:12:43

Smoke is coming out of Busty

01:12:45

Dave's mouth.

01:12:48

just like in real life,

01:12:50

honestly.

01:12:51

Not coming out,

01:12:52

always coming in.

01:12:53

It circles around me.

01:12:54

It circles around the boat,

01:12:56

kind of going under the water and spreading out

01:12:57

kind of like almost like uncannily fast,

01:13:00

almost like it's spreading really quickly.

01:13:05

And yeah, it's just overflowing from the mouth

01:13:08

as we're just spewing out like this fog

01:13:11

from the front of our boat.

01:13:13

you know um is it already dark is it nighttime i know it's morning right yeah it's like midday

01:13:21

it's midday so we're gonna have a foggy midday right it's gonna be a real extra foggy like you

01:13:26

know it's so much fog it's about the it's like it's not blocking out the sun but it's like it's

01:13:30

pretty bad it's like it's like a fire was lit and it's just all probably should have waited until

01:13:34

night if we're ghosts.

01:13:39

Yeah,

01:13:39

too late now.

01:13:40

We're coming in hot.

01:13:42

We woke up in two,

01:13:43

so it probably

01:13:44

took a while to travel there.

01:13:46

In the montage?

01:13:48

Let's say it's dusk.

01:13:51

Let's say it's dusk.

01:13:53

As night time

01:13:54

comes, the foggy,

01:13:56

the foggy, crabby crew

01:13:58

shows up.

01:14:00

Alright,

01:14:00

so yeah, you're

01:14:02

successfully able to produce this fog.

01:14:04

What you guys are seeing as the ship kind of approaches the dock,

01:14:08

it's moving very, very slowly to give it the most eeriness,

01:14:11

is that people have started to kind of gather onto the piers and they're pointing and looking at the ship.

01:14:20

Is there any noise coming from the ship or is it dead quiet?

01:14:24

We're pretending it's abandoned.

01:14:26

Yeah, we're pretending it's abandoned.

01:14:28

So it's absolutely eerie.

01:14:34

just,

01:14:34

you know, come back for a second.

01:14:37

This ship rolls into dock,

01:14:41

into the port,

01:14:42

and fog has enveloped the area,

01:14:45

making it

01:14:46

difficult to see.

01:14:48

People are, like, looking aboard,

01:14:50

like, trying to peer on board.

01:14:52

You see a group of what appear to be some sort of authorities in uniforms kind of running

01:14:58

out on deck.

01:14:59

There's one man in particular kind of leading them.

01:15:02

He sees your boat coming in.

01:15:06

You've set off the fog.

01:15:08

What would you like to happen next?

01:15:12

Chuckles, weren't you going to throw off your fireworks?

01:15:16

I'm waiting for the right time.

01:15:17

Is it the right time yet?

01:15:19

Well,

01:15:19

I mean, so I'm thinking once the place is good, thickly fogged,

01:15:24

maybe throw the fireworks as a distraction so that that's when we get off the boat.

01:15:29

What do you think?

01:15:32

Like,

01:15:32

they'll be looking at the fireworks.

01:15:33

Like, we'll throw that on the fireworks on the port side of the boat,

01:15:36

and we'll get off on the Larbird side of the boat.

01:15:39

The who?

01:15:40

Was that the last thing you said?

01:15:41

The Larbird?

01:15:43

Yeah.

01:15:44

So you think the opposite of Starbird is Larbird?

01:15:47

It was.

01:15:49

It's not anymore,

01:15:50

but that's a fun fact.

01:15:51

That's true.

01:15:52

Larbird used to be the opposite of Starbird,

01:15:53

then they converted it to port side.

01:15:56

Okay.

01:15:58

I learned it from a movie.

01:16:00

You're lucky I'm too easy to look into that.

01:16:02

Yeah.

01:16:05

Yeah, we can do that.

01:16:06

But we should probably get really close so we don't have to swim very far.

01:16:13

Yeah.

01:16:15

Yeah.

01:16:16

So you also have the ghost crew waiting for your kind of command,

01:16:20

sorry, to be ghostly.

01:16:23

They're sitting quietly, standing quietly nearby,

01:16:25

just slightly outside of presence and seeing.

01:16:28

Oh,

01:16:28

yeah, we should send the ghost first,

01:16:30

and then I'll bring them in even closer out of curiosity.

01:16:33

And then I'll shoot the Chinese fire.

01:16:38

The Chinese fire.

01:16:40

I don't think that's a preferred nomenclature.

01:16:43

Oh, I didn't say what I wanted to say, though.

01:16:47

That doesn't make it better.

01:16:49

And we're thankful.

01:16:52

So the ship gets closer to port and on your queue of hotbox or whatever you said,

01:16:59

a crew starts kind of,

01:17:02

hotbox, yeah,

01:17:05

flickering in and out of existence.

01:17:07

And they're going about their tasks like normal,

01:17:10

like they would normally be bringing a ship into port,

01:17:13

except they're physically not doing,

01:17:14

you know,

01:17:15

nothing is actually happening.

01:17:16

So you see people tossing ropes and you see them,

01:17:20

you know,

01:17:20

making lines and there's people calling out and climbing the rigging.

01:17:25

But it's done completely silently.

01:17:28

And the ship gets closer and closer to port.

01:17:30

You guys are now within the distance.

01:17:33

You are safe within the harbor is what I'm saying is.

01:17:35

You guys are close enough that if you wanted to jump at any point,

01:17:38

you could safely make it to shore.

01:17:42

But you're getting kind of closer and closer to this pier.

01:17:45

As you get closer,

01:17:46

the boat is slowing down.

01:17:48

People on shore are starting to really take notice.

01:17:51

They've seen the ghost crew.

01:17:52

There's a big hubbub.

01:17:53

Everyone is just talking and shouting.

01:17:55

The man,

01:17:56

the clearly in-charged figure with a firm mustache,

01:18:00

is starting to shout at people.

01:18:02

Ropes are getting pulled to basically,

01:18:05

they assume that this is a runaway boat to dock it and pull it into shore.

01:18:11

Ladders are being brought.

01:18:12

you can see that they're about to board the ship.

01:18:16

All right, this is my cue.

01:18:19

And I would like to shoot the cannon,

01:18:22

and I wanted to light up the boat in a very eerie green glow

01:18:28

and highlighting the ghost's existence for all to see.

01:18:32

Although I guess this is a land of ghosts,

01:18:34

so are they going to be scared of ghosts?

01:18:36

Doesn't matter. It's too late. The plan is in motion.

01:18:38

Everyone's afraid of ghosts.

01:18:40

Yeah, so the ship...

01:18:41

So your,

01:18:45

what do you call it, Chinese fireworks?

01:18:47

Your Chinese fire, yeah.

01:18:48

All of a sudden just bursts a light,

01:18:51

and because of the fog,

01:18:52

the light kind of startles and then dissipates,

01:18:56

illuminating these ghostly figures on deck.

01:18:58

And you hear the crowd gasp, you know, as they're seeing this,

01:19:05

to their absolute shock.

01:19:07

Once I see the flash, I jump off the side of the boat into the water.

01:19:11

to try to swim to the port next to us.

01:19:14

Okay.

01:19:14

Or the pier next to us.

01:19:17

Okay.

01:19:19

Are you two,

01:19:20

Patches and Chuckles, are you still on board?

01:19:25

Well, I wasn't sure what I was going to do next.

01:19:27

I was really excited about the fire.

01:19:30

And I saw Squish jump, and I guess I'll follow him.

01:19:40

I look at Fitzcline and I say,

01:19:43

you're going to take care of the ship,

01:19:44

right?

01:19:46

Oh, I'll take good care of my ship,

01:19:49

don't you worry.

01:19:51

Our ship.

01:19:52

You're an ex-captain.

01:19:54

Don't think I can't.

01:19:54

Just because you won over Juckles a little bit,

01:19:57

don't think I have not eyes onto you.

01:20:01

Look.

01:20:02

What?

01:20:05

One of us is bound to the ship in life and death,

01:20:07

and it's not you,

01:20:09

so.

01:20:12

it sounds like i got myself a built-in uh built-in pilot

01:20:18

just take care look just take care of the ship all right i mutated really hard to get this one

01:20:25

and then i uh you know are you gonna throw out the ghosts yet or what

01:20:30

oh they're out they're they're out yeah they're already working that yeah do you want them to are

01:20:34

you want them to rile up?

01:20:36

Yeah, let's rile them up.

01:20:38

All right.

01:20:40

As you say, you know, you better take care of my

01:20:43

ship now and walk away.

01:20:44

The captain turns to his crew

01:20:46

and says, all right,

01:20:47

boys,

01:20:48

let's give it

01:20:48

a once-all. Let's give it a nice dusk-of-all

01:20:50

welcome.

01:20:51

And

01:20:52

you don't hear it, but you can see them all

01:20:54

raise up their arms and cheer.

01:20:57

And the pirates essentially start

01:20:58

rioting on the ship.

01:21:00

So they are now just

01:21:03

there's flooding

01:21:04

the top deck,

01:21:06

pirates are starting to throw

01:21:08

ghostly punches at each other.

01:21:10

And it's very exaggerated and over the top.

01:21:12

Like,

01:21:13

clearly they're not hurting each other.

01:21:14

Also, they can't. They're ghosts.

01:21:16

But, you know, they're like,

01:21:18

you know, there's pirates hanging from

01:21:20

the rigging. Really hamming it up.

01:21:22

Yeah,

01:21:23

yeah.

01:21:23

Real Disney pirates

01:21:26

here.

01:21:27

Yeah.

01:21:28

Yeah, you know.

01:21:32

So,

01:21:35

So, and then you jump overboard.

01:21:40

Splash.

01:21:40

Yeah.

01:21:42

I jump overboard.

01:21:43

Splash.

01:21:43

You jump overboard.

01:21:45

All right.

01:21:45

So we're going to do two sets of roles.

01:21:48

I'm going to do one.

01:21:49

I'm going to take into account your critical successes to see how distracted the crowd and specifically the guards are.

01:21:58

You guys are going to throw.

01:22:01

It's,

01:22:02

I'm going to say you're going to throw the same prowess,

01:22:08

I'm saying that wrong, roll,

01:22:10

to see how easily you throw to shore.

01:22:13

So it'll be your three rolls individually,

01:22:16

and then I'm going to throw there basically how well you were able to distract them.

01:22:22

Okay.

01:22:35

Why does it say success?

01:22:37

That's pretty good.

01:22:40

Maybe they all say success.

01:22:43

Well, they should.

01:22:45

That's weird.

01:22:46

Yeah.

01:22:47

Suffer for stress.

01:22:50

Okay.

01:22:51

Yeah,

01:22:51

we're going to.

01:22:53

But then why does

01:22:55

Chuckles?

01:22:55

Oh, because you got a critical.

01:22:56

Yeah,

01:22:57

so Patches,

01:22:58

so I'm going to say you all make it to shore.

01:23:01

Regardless,

01:23:01

you all make it to shore.

01:23:03

Squish, I think

01:23:05

Dee Dee panicked

01:23:06

the minute she hit the water

01:23:08

and started clawing on you

01:23:10

because she actually can't swim.

01:23:13

She is not.

01:23:14

She isn't a, she's kind of built

01:23:16

like a brick.

01:23:18

So you're going to go ahead and take that for stress

01:23:20

from having to drag her back ashore.

01:23:24

Patches, as soon as you jumped off,

01:23:27

you heard this voice saying,

01:23:28

what the hell?

01:23:29

And you see a sheet,

01:23:33

a man dressed in a sheet,

01:23:35

jump in next to you.

01:23:36

Tawny has jumped in,

01:23:38

and he's flailing in his sheet.

01:23:40

And much like Dee Dee,

01:23:41

you have to assist him to shore.

01:23:44

So you're also going to take too stress.

01:23:48

What are you doing?

01:23:49

You're supposed to stay on the ship.

01:23:51

Well, I can't stay on the ship.

01:23:54

There's just ghosts now.

01:23:55

You guys didn't tell me you didn't plan anything.

01:23:57

You just threw a sheet on me.

01:23:59

We told you to be a ghost intern.

01:24:02

I didn't want to just hide out on the ship.

01:24:04

What's going to happen?

01:24:05

They're going to board that ship, and they're going to go in there,

01:24:08

and there's not going to be anyone there.

01:24:09

What's going to happen to the ship?

01:24:10

I didn't want to be caught on there.

01:24:12

You're right.

01:24:14

My Pokemon cards.

01:24:18

Listen,

01:24:18

there's plenty of places to hide.

01:24:21

Let's just get you to shore.

01:24:23

And like, you know,

01:24:24

yeah,

01:24:24

he's really struggling.

01:24:27

Yeah, and you kind of drag him onto the next dock besides this crowd by his sheet.

01:24:36

All right.

01:24:38

Let me do mine here.

01:24:49

and i didn't suffer any stress because always on the boat i just was like swimming alongside the

01:24:54

boat whenever we had a chance that was one of my um off time things yeah yeah you you actually

01:25:02

pretty good at swimming you're actually pretty good at swimming also like because you kind of

01:25:07

had yourself in a cannon, you kind of just like

01:25:09

lit a small explosion that kind

01:25:11

of like gave you enough propeller to like

01:25:13

really kind of get you good into the water.

01:25:15

So you like a graceful swan

01:25:17

dive,

01:25:18

you know, while

01:25:19

the rest of these two are just falling.

01:25:23

All right.

01:25:24

Let's see if that works.

01:25:28

Awesome.

01:25:29

Why did it say it has patches?

01:25:31

Oh, because you had them clicked.

01:25:33

Oh,

01:25:34

well, it doesn't matter. It was

01:25:35

three anyway,

01:25:36

but you're not getting that

01:25:38

The crowd is completely distracted.

01:25:41

You have managed to slip behind them.

01:25:44

They don't even notice that you have pulled up on the dock beside them.

01:25:51

But as before you go,

01:25:53

you get one final look of the captain who's waving his hands at you.

01:25:58

And he goes,

01:25:59

hey,

01:26:00

hey, you guys might want this.

01:26:01

And he takes a bottle and he chucks it at you guys.

01:26:06

And you're going to go ahead and catch it.

01:26:09

Any one of you catches it.

01:26:11

I'm going to say actually.

01:26:12

It's probably a love letter.

01:26:14

And you hold it.

01:26:16

You're able to catch it.

01:26:17

Because you've been really good at catching these bottles from the pigeons as they drop them.

01:26:21

Yeah,

01:26:21

they're not very reliable.

01:26:23

The pigeons.

01:26:26

No, they just drop it.

01:26:28

Yeah.

01:26:29

When you uncork the bottle.

01:26:33

Let me pull this up.

01:26:35

Neelix pops up.

01:26:37

yeah you forgot this you dum-dums

01:26:39

hey you idiots

01:26:40

yes sir and he's wearing just

01:26:43

like a nightgown

01:26:45

he's wearing one of those old

01:26:47

fashion like swimsuits you know with the

01:26:48

skirt you know with that lady

01:26:50

stripes yeah

01:26:54

why can't I show this

01:27:00

let's see

01:27:01

hold on

01:27:05

swimming

01:27:10

Do you guys see that?

01:27:12

Should be a piece of paper.

01:27:13

Yeah.

01:27:14

Yeah,

01:27:15

looks familiar.

01:27:16

When you open it up,

01:27:17

and it is a map of Lockport,

01:27:19

the city you are now in.

01:27:21

And you notice there's a lot of these squares kind of like colored in.

01:27:24

You don't really have any more details than what this map shows,

01:27:28

but at least you now have a functioning map of Lockport.

01:27:32

Is that Archer?

01:27:36

This is a map of actual Lockport.

01:27:38

Yes.

01:27:40

I was not that clever.

01:27:42

Yeah,

01:27:43

but now you have a map of Lockport,

01:27:45

and you can see clearly where you guys are at on the docks,

01:27:49

and you are relatively unbothered, and it is the five of you.

01:27:53

So it's Patches, it's Chuckles,

01:27:55

it's Dee Dee,

01:27:57

it's Squish, and it's Tawny.

01:27:59

The whole crew.

01:28:01

The whole crew.

01:28:04

I just realized that Tawny's our healer, and it really bugs me.

01:28:09

Yeah, I was about to say, let's just, you know, it's five for now.

01:28:12

Let's just wait until Patches yells at Tawny and makes him go away.

01:28:20

I don't know.

01:28:21

I think now I wish we had an intern in the other game when we didn't have a healer.

01:28:31

And Tawny kind of looks around at the three of you and says, so what now?

01:28:39

We're here.

01:28:40

I think we win.

01:28:41

Yeah.

01:28:43

Well, that was a wrap on season three,

01:28:44

guys.

01:28:45

Thanks,

01:28:45

Drew.

01:28:46

All right.

01:28:46

We made it.

01:28:47

We're home.

01:28:49

We're home.

01:28:51

I grew so much as a character during this season.

01:28:54

Yeah.

01:28:55

Two full seasons.

01:28:56

Two full episodes.

01:28:57

Well,

01:28:57

I was supposed to return Neelix to this shadowy cabal,

01:29:02

but I've grown kind of attached to the fella.

01:29:07

So we abandoned that plan,

01:29:09

and we're home.

01:29:10

I don't think we should do that.

01:29:10

This cabal,

01:29:11

I don't remember much.

01:29:13

Remember, I hit my head.

01:29:14

You know, amnesia, headaches,

01:29:16

you know, bad gas.

01:29:17

A whole nine yards came from that.

01:29:19

But what I am going to say is that maybe we try to show up and see what this cabal is about.

01:29:28

And then just maybe I keep Neelix.

01:29:30

He's been pretty good to us.

01:29:32

He's been better to you guys than I've been.

01:29:35

Let's be honest.

01:29:35

I think we should set him free.

01:29:37

I agree with that.

01:29:39

What, set him free?

01:29:40

Yeah.

01:29:41

No.

01:29:41

He's been nicer to us than you.

01:29:44

Well, I'll be honest.

01:29:45

I'm a humble bumble.

01:29:49

Those are not words I would use to describe you

01:29:53

Humbumbumble?

01:29:54

Yes

01:29:56

I don't know, what do you guys want to do?

01:30:00

I think we should at least find this cabal

01:30:02

Because maybe they'll have other ghosts we can steal

01:30:04

Yeah,

01:30:05

let's ask around

01:30:06

Let's steal from the cabal

01:30:08

Let's do the cabal mutiny

01:30:10

Wait a second, we don't know anything about the cabal

01:30:14

We should find something out about it

01:30:15

before we decide we're going to mutiny it,

01:30:18

which means we would be part of it,

01:30:20

and then organize a mutiny?

01:30:24

We're going to have a whole ghost crew under our control.

01:30:28

No, we don't.

01:30:30

They're stuck on the boat.

01:30:32

We have to bring all of the Cabal onto the boat.

01:30:34

No, I'm saying if we go to the Cabal and steal their ghosts,

01:30:37

we can have more.

01:30:39

Turn them into ghosts?

01:30:42

That is an option.

01:30:43

I don't remember why they want Neelix,

01:30:45

But I'm sure there are some kind of ghost collectors or, you know, maybe I'm sure Neelix isn't,

01:30:50

you know,

01:30:50

really that like an important character.

01:30:52

I don't really remember much, but I am really fond of him and I would rather not give him up.

01:30:58

Maybe we could trick them. I don't know.

01:31:00

Give them an empty bottle or let's go research them.

01:31:03

Let's go see what the hell they're about, you know, because they threatened me.

01:31:07

I had a vision where they threatened me. They're going to come for me if I don't bring Neelix back.

01:31:11

So I think what we should do is get the jump on them first.

01:31:15

So normally when you try to find stuff out about a group,

01:31:18

where do you go?

01:31:21

The strip club.

01:31:23

Bar.

01:31:25

Yeah.

01:31:27

We were close.

01:31:29

We were at two ends of a different spectrum.

01:31:33

Yeah.

01:31:34

From Z to strip club.

01:31:36

There's no clothes.

01:31:38

Yeah.

01:31:39

Yeah, we should go to the bar.

01:31:42

Yes, we should try to find something out.

01:31:45

Well,

01:31:45

I mean, we could say we don't have to.

01:31:47

I think when you're in a bar,

01:31:48

we, you know, we would stay sober and then we can trick the drunk people.

01:31:56

Or,

01:31:57

or.

01:31:58

Okay, I'm listening.

01:31:59

We also get drunk.

01:32:02

That's a compelling argument.

01:32:03

And then go to the zoo.

01:32:05

We don't even know if there's a zoo here.

01:32:07

We haven't even looked yet.

01:32:09

We haven't even asked anyone.

01:32:10

We got to go to the bar first.

01:32:13

Is there a zoo?

01:32:14

in Lockport. Yeah, what do they do for fun around here?

01:32:17

Is it a zoo or the strip club?

01:32:18

It's got to be one or the other.

01:32:20

We've got the best zoo in the world.

01:32:22

Maybe it's the same.

01:32:25

Best damn

01:32:26

pet shop in town.

01:32:28

Oh.

01:32:32

What kind of

01:32:33

zoo

01:32:34

is up at 2 a.m.

01:32:36

playing jazz music?

01:32:39

Good news.

01:32:41

The animals take their clothes off.

01:32:44

they're naked

01:32:45

who is that good for

01:32:49

the other animals

01:32:51

freaks

01:32:53

the animals and the furries

01:32:55

so what do you think Tawny

01:32:57

yeah

01:32:58

Tawny's wearing clothes

01:33:00

he would probably like to

01:33:01

pop those things off

01:33:04

so Tawny's been standing there

01:33:06

listening to you guys make this discussion

01:33:08

and he's just like he's completely

01:33:09

like so head to toe

01:33:11

So are all of you.

01:33:12

You guys jumped into the ocean.

01:33:15

So you're dripping wet.

01:33:16

And he's just like, he keeps kind of like,

01:33:18

he's like, I don't care.

01:33:20

Yeah,

01:33:21

a bar sounds good.

01:33:22

Where's the nearest bar?

01:33:26

That way.

01:33:27

And I start walking.

01:33:29

Patches,

01:33:30

sniff it out.

01:33:31

I'm sniffing.

01:33:34

Not the one in your leg.

01:33:37

You guys turn down a street.

01:33:41

Sorry, all of my images got real shrunk.

01:33:45

I apologize.

01:33:45

I will fix this.

01:33:47

Not tonight,

01:33:47

but hold on.

01:33:50

In the past.

01:33:51

Also in the past.

01:33:54

In the future,

01:33:55

you will leave me a plate of hot coffee.

01:33:57

Also in the past.

01:34:01

Ignore that.

01:34:02

So you guys are walking down the street,

01:34:04

and it is a very crowded city,

01:34:08

But it's not quite as like dirty and grimy as maybe Dusk of All was.

01:34:14

The streets are crowded.

01:34:17

The buildings are incredibly close to each other.

01:34:19

They tower over each other.

01:34:21

The streets are very narrow.

01:34:23

So it feels like there's a lot kind of crowding in on you.

01:34:27

But the streets are clean.

01:34:30

There's not trash anymore.

01:34:31

You're not seeing tons of sign of homeless.

01:34:33

Even here by the docks, it's not looking too bad.

01:34:36

As you walk down the street, you see a bar,

01:34:39

a tavern with a sign outside the window that says Smolders.

01:34:44

And this is where you decide to turn in.

01:34:47

Smolders?

01:34:49

Smolders.

01:34:50

Smolders.

01:34:51

Twinklers.

01:34:55

Is it Smolders?

01:34:57

Holy crap.

01:34:59

Yeah, so my other...

01:35:00

Let me rephrase.

01:35:02

my other tavern is like this small it doesn't look like anything this is a slightly better version

01:35:08

this is a very normal bar that you walk into um it's not completely covered with demons i just

01:35:14

my my image failed so i had to upload another one real quick anyway um it's a totally normal uh

01:35:19

bar uh you see you do see a mixture of people there though you see um you know what looks like

01:35:26

yard worker or ship yard workers uh you see some women in there you see men that are kind of in

01:35:33

nicer dress um you also see a lot of people in robes and this is one thing you guys have noticed

01:35:41

as you walk towards the bar there's a lot of people in robes different colored robes but clearly

01:35:47

groups of sorts you can tell like there's like like they're always in like groups of two or three

01:35:53

these people in their roles.

01:35:54

Those are probably the cult members.

01:35:57

But there's different colors.

01:35:59

There's lots of different cults.

01:36:00

Maybe a lot of cults are called town.

01:36:02

There are different cults. That's what someone

01:36:05

told us last week.

01:36:07

Were they trustworthy?

01:36:09

Were they being difficult?

01:36:13

Give him a stress.

01:36:16

Your silence tells me

01:36:17

I'm right.

01:36:19

I mean, it was Vince Clyde trying to give

01:36:21

you very important exposition, and I think you

01:36:23

him to shut up.

01:36:24

He has been very uppity lately.

01:36:27

No,

01:36:28

he has not been.

01:36:29

He has been driving the ship

01:36:31

and helpful.

01:36:32

Literally.

01:36:34

And he won't shut up about it.

01:36:38

Behind the bar

01:36:39

is a very stout,

01:36:41

very tall looking woman.

01:36:43

Very much a working woman.

01:36:45

She's clearly the barkeep,

01:36:46

bar owner.

01:36:49

I would like to try to pickpocket someone

01:36:51

on the way to the bar.

01:36:54

Okay.

01:36:56

Yeah,

01:36:57

so as you walk

01:36:59

towards the bar,

01:37:00

you're going to

01:37:01

throw...

01:37:02

Let me get everybody in here.

01:37:05

This must have been why Schmulder was always

01:37:07

getting into a fight when he

01:37:09

ran ahead of everyone.

01:37:10

Because he was pickpocketing everybody along the way.

01:37:13

Yep.

01:37:14

Digging his brains mostly.

01:37:18

It's a victimless crime.

01:37:19

I like that when they're freshly dead.

01:37:22

Yeah, I'm going to have you roll your finesse to pickpocket a group of people wearing brown robes.

01:37:31

As you walk in, they're walking out.

01:37:33

You try to pickpocket them.

01:37:36

All right.

01:37:39

You successfully pickpocket them.

01:37:44

What you get is just like a bunch of folded up papers and a dog biscuit.

01:37:49

it amongst the papers are things like like just like a note to himself like you know like a laundry

01:37:58

list of things like like you know get dishes you know get dinner get bitches grocery list get

01:38:05

bitches uh but uh there's some receipts for things he's purchased uh but one of the things in there

01:38:12

is like a

01:38:14

it's like a flyer

01:38:16

that's been folded up and it

01:38:18

says welcome to the church

01:38:20

of the downward dog

01:38:22

and on the picture it shows

01:38:24

like a group of people smiling

01:38:26

but they all have like dog heads

01:38:31

on the side

01:38:33

can I take the dog biscuit and give it

01:38:35

chuckles

01:38:37

sure

01:38:38

I know it's not cat food but it's

01:38:40

clothes.

01:38:42

Disgusting.

01:38:44

All right.

01:38:44

I take it back then.

01:38:46

Screw you.

01:38:48

I put it under his hat.

01:38:51

All right.

01:38:54

On the flyer

01:38:55

for the Church of the Downward Dog,

01:38:56

it does have

01:38:58

a location and hours of

01:39:00

service listed.

01:39:03

Just want to add that on there.

01:39:04

So the dog biscuit has been

01:39:06

refused. It's one of those milk bone ones. I don't know if that

01:39:08

entices you at all.

01:39:10

Yeah, I'm not teething.

01:39:14

That's not what milk bones are for.

01:39:17

They're for your teeth?

01:39:19

That's why it's milk in the name?

01:39:20

Do I know the name of the cabal at all?

01:39:23

You don't.

01:39:24

You don't know the name of the cabal.

01:39:26

You can remember.

01:39:28

The details you remember is that they dressed all in black.

01:39:32

They had a slight accent making it clear they weren't from Duskball.

01:39:37

They did tell you you had to go to Lockport to return Neelix,

01:39:41

but they hadn't told you anything else.

01:39:43

Okay.

01:39:44

Or you don't remember,

01:39:45

rather, anywhere else.

01:39:47

Okay.

01:39:47

So I can't, like, just go up to the bartender and ask about this because I don't remember the specific name of the group.

01:39:53

I mean, you can go ask about them,

01:39:55

like, what you remember for sure.

01:39:58

All right.

01:39:59

I saunter up to the bartender.

01:40:02

All right.

01:40:02

Let me see your best saunter.

01:40:06

yeah work them shoulders you slut yeah yeah i'm real smudge too

01:40:13

super smudge what does that mean super smudge

01:40:15

walk like this walk like this yeah real smug like a fucking like a bed bug bed bug um

01:40:23

um and i go to the bartender is she is she is she a good looking lady or is she just an average

01:40:28

or is she kind of like is she bigger she's older she's older she's tall she's broad-shouldered

01:40:34

like a working woman um she probably was pretty handsome uh when she was younger but she's just

01:40:39

an older woman now like non-threatening but not really like super sexy either so i shouldn't hit

01:40:45

on her you she probably would make her day but uh it's you can do whatever you want i mean i laid

01:40:51

out the charm and just uh oh there i am captain patches mckenzie um formerly patches fitz-glyde

01:41:01

apparently.

01:41:03

Anyway,

01:41:03

I'm in Newentown and I'm looking

01:41:05

for some people that I

01:41:08

well,

01:41:08

frankly, I don't really remember too much

01:41:09

about them, but I do remember they were black robes

01:41:12

and they were into collecting

01:41:14

ghosts.

01:41:16

I was wondering if you could possibly

01:41:18

give me an information

01:41:19

and maybe I could buy you a drink.

01:41:23

Beautiful.

01:41:25

Great.

01:41:26

Excellent.

01:41:27

Excellent.

01:41:28

Charming.

01:41:29

Flirting.

01:41:31

you're pretty you know that right

01:41:35

I'm looking for information

01:41:37

also you're pretty

01:41:39

throw your consort

01:41:42

I'll throw my

01:41:43

consort alright

01:41:48

consort

01:41:51

consort it

01:41:54

any

01:41:55

modifiers

01:41:57

no

01:41:58

you are dripping wet

01:42:01

yeah i am and you smell like oh no you suddenly remember that you not 20 minutes

01:42:12

are jumped into the ocean so you are still relatively wet and kind of like you know i

01:42:18

don't know how much you've been cleaning yourself on the ship um so she kind of looks you up and down

01:42:22

she's not mean about it but she does like a little like oh oh honey uh listen uh i don't know if i

01:42:29

can help you uh you said you're new in town is that right yeah well i've been here before um i was

01:42:38

you know here before but i kind of well this is embarrassing i got a bad case of memory loss i hit

01:42:45

my head fell off a boat you know that old chestnut and uh i remember the group i i think they were

01:42:52

family friends acquaintances i don't remember but i know they wore black robes and uh yeah

01:43:00

trying to find them.

01:43:02

Well,

01:43:02

you're going to need a little bit more information than that, honey.

01:43:06

Lockport's the city of cults, honey.

01:43:09

You got a map there.

01:43:11

Let me see your map.

01:43:12

And she looks over the map you've just given her,

01:43:14

and she points to all those shaded areas,

01:43:16

and she goes, every one of these is an area owned by a different cult.

01:43:22

There's like 50 of them,

01:43:24

and a lot of them wear black robes.

01:43:28

You've got to be.

01:43:28

And really into the occult.

01:43:30

You've got to be more specific,

01:43:32

sweetheart,

01:43:32

if you need something more serious.

01:43:35

Can I jog my memory?

01:43:37

Can you jog your memory?

01:43:39

Well,

01:43:40

can I try to remember and then remember based on a roll?

01:43:46

Sure.

01:43:46

If you want to push yourself and take too straight to the dress,

01:43:51

you can give yourself an additional modifier to how do you want to remember

01:43:58

what you've done?

01:43:58

I just want to remember if I can,

01:43:59

I just want,

01:44:00

I would like to see if I can like roll,

01:44:02

uh, uh,

01:44:04

succeed in a role.

01:44:05

And then I would remember the name.

01:44:07

If you want to come up with the name and tell me that'd be cool.

01:44:09

If I not, then I don't remember.

01:44:10

Is that, is that something we can do?

01:44:12

Is that not really?

01:44:16

I will say if you,

01:44:18

let me take a look at your,

01:44:20

at the options here.

01:44:27

I'll say if you want to take two stress and push yourself and then roll your study, if you succeed,

01:44:32

you're going to remember kind of a key detail about what happened.

01:44:44

Just make sure you take the two stress,

01:44:45

too.

01:44:51

Okay, so two more stress.

01:44:53

Two stress.

01:44:54

you're going to roll your study with

01:44:57

plus one modifier.

01:44:59

Study.

01:45:01

Plus one.

01:45:03

Okay.

01:45:10

Martial.

01:45:12

Okay.

01:45:13

What do you do to jog your memory?

01:45:15

You're standing there in the bar talking to this lady

01:45:17

and you're like, ah,

01:45:18

think, think, think.

01:45:19

What is it that you do?

01:45:20

I'm getting frustrated because I was like,

01:45:22

you just told me that there's lots of places, and I'm looking at the map,

01:45:25

and I was like,

01:45:26

oh, I thought all those dark places were, that was water.

01:45:30

Oh, no.

01:45:32

Oh.

01:45:33

And it's like, I'm useless.

01:45:34

I swear, ever since I knew Ken,

01:45:36

and I started getting, like, really maudlin'.

01:45:38

Like,

01:45:40

my best friends,

01:45:41

like, they're like the ghost captain more than me,

01:45:44

and I can't remember what I'm here for, why I'm here.

01:45:48

Everything sucks,

01:45:49

and I just bang my head against the bar.

01:45:52

When you bang your head against the bar,

01:45:56

you have a moment of kind of clarity.

01:46:00

That scene where you were approached by this group kind of comes into your head once again.

01:46:06

And it's this group of black hooded figures.

01:46:09

Except this time you get a little bit more detail of the place that you're in.

01:46:13

You can smell like really thick,

01:46:16

heavy flowers,

01:46:18

like jasmine or something.

01:46:20

like a very,

01:46:21

like a hot summer night when you can really smell the flowers.

01:46:24

That's kind of what jogs your memory.

01:46:26

And maybe there's like a flower or perfume in the bar that kind of triggers it.

01:46:29

But all of a sudden you remember this smell,

01:46:31

this very distinctive smell of flowers.

01:46:35

Yeah, and I pull my head back.

01:46:37

Flowers!

01:46:39

Barkeep!

01:46:40

I remember flowers.

01:46:45

Okay.

01:46:46

Well.

01:46:46

Yeah.

01:46:47

Yeah.

01:46:47

Flowers.

01:46:48

They smelled like flowers.

01:46:50

like on a hot summer night.

01:46:53

Real, real flowery.

01:46:55

Real summery.

01:46:57

Real night.

01:46:59

Let me see your map again.

01:47:02

All right.

01:47:02

And I pull it out of my hat,

01:47:05

my little Ivy cap hat.

01:47:10

She looks at the map and she points

01:47:13

and she kind of like draws like a little circle

01:47:16

with her finger around it.

01:47:17

She's like,

01:47:19

this part of town,

01:47:20

the high district,

01:47:21

this is known for having like really nice,

01:47:25

nice scenery in the summer.

01:47:29

They call it the Garden District.

01:47:31

If you smelled like flowers,

01:47:32

that might be where you're looking at is over here.

01:47:36

But there's still like, you know, half a dozen cults that are over there.

01:47:40

I mean, shouldn't,

01:47:43

what are you even trying to do?

01:47:47

I don't know if I should be talking about this with anybody,

01:47:50

but maybe I could talk about it with you over dinner.

01:47:55

We're going to put a pause on that, and we're going to go see what Patches and Squish are also doing in the bar.

01:48:01

Or, sorry, I'm so sorry, Chuckles and Squish are doing in the bar.

01:48:05

I was going to go up and order a drink and a shoe.

01:48:08

Okay.

01:48:10

There's two bartenders working.

01:48:11

There's the one that is currently involved with Patches.

01:48:15

There's another,

01:48:16

it looks like a younger man,

01:48:18

and he's, like, scratching his head, and he's like,

01:48:21

so you want it all mixed in a shoe?

01:48:25

Yeah, your finest boot.

01:48:28

My finest boot.

01:48:29

Let me go check the lost and found.

01:48:32

And he disappears around the corner for a second,

01:48:34

and when he comes back,

01:48:36

he comes in with, like, a fine Victorian ladies boot.

01:48:39

You know, the one that's got, like, a little bit of an ankle with all the buttons on it.

01:48:42

Oh, perfect.

01:48:44

Will this do?

01:48:46

perfect awesome exactly what well we need two of them though uh he goes i think it was a pair hold

01:48:53

on uh and he goes back around the bar and he comes back and he's like oh sorry uh all i got left is

01:49:00

this kind of scuffed up muddy boot and what he puts down is like clearly a workman's boot that's

01:49:06

just caked in mud.

01:49:08

Oh,

01:49:08

that's perfect for him.

01:49:10

All right.

01:49:11

All right.

01:49:11

Well, he fixes...

01:49:12

Nod my head towards Juggles.

01:49:16

He fixes you the two drinks,

01:49:18

and he tells you it's going to be a coin

01:49:21

for the two drinks,

01:49:22

so you can go ahead and plop that down there.

01:49:24

A whole coin for two drinks?

01:49:28

Well,

01:49:28

yeah.

01:49:29

I mean,

01:49:29

you know, this is Lockport,

01:49:31

man.

01:49:32

City of sin, city of, you know, redemption.

01:49:36

Do we get to keep the boot?

01:49:38

Yeah, you can keep the boot.

01:49:40

All right.

01:49:41

Fine.

01:49:42

I give Juckles his workman's boot full of ale.

01:49:48

Oh, gee,

01:49:48

thanks.

01:49:50

You're welcome.

01:49:52

So how do you want to go about getting the information here?

01:50:01

Well,

01:50:01

we can ask about your downward dog thing.

01:50:05

I mean, you did find out about that.

01:50:07

Maybe we shouldn't tell people.

01:50:09

Maybe we should just go to that service at some point.

01:50:13

I guess it's just ours.

01:50:14

It's not a service.

01:50:16

Yeah,

01:50:16

but I don't know if this is the one that we're looking for.

01:50:22

No,

01:50:23

but maybe if we went there, we would find out more info.

01:50:28

But,

01:50:28

yeah, it may not be the one that we're looking for.

01:50:30

That's true.

01:50:31

All right.

01:50:32

All right.

01:50:32

Yeah, we can do that.

01:50:37

any other ideas

01:50:40

I mean usually in bars I just

01:50:42

root around on the floor but there's not really a good reason

01:50:45

also I dance on tables

01:50:48

but

01:50:50

that's probably not appropriate here

01:50:52

this is only the first food of the night

01:50:59

Patches the bartender

01:51:00

has politely declined your

01:51:04

offer for dinner.

01:51:06

So you make your way back to the table

01:51:09

where Chuckles and

01:51:11

Squish are sitting.

01:51:14

Flowers!

01:51:17

Flowers!

01:51:18

I get up to him and I just start banging the table.

01:51:21

Flowers!

01:51:23

Like almond,

01:51:24

rice,

01:51:26

wheat.

01:51:28

What kind of

01:51:29

flowers are we talking here?

01:51:31

Lilacs.

01:51:33

I didn't know you could make a flower

01:51:35

on a lilacs.

01:51:37

Persimmonance.

01:51:38

All the flowers.

01:51:39

I remember the cult

01:51:41

smelled like flowers.

01:51:43

Or I was in a place with flowers.

01:51:44

And she says up at the

01:51:47

higher echelons of this

01:51:49

lockport is

01:51:50

very flowery.

01:51:53

High Street.

01:51:54

High Street.

01:51:55

The higher street.

01:51:56

The highest street on High Street.

01:51:58

The Garden District.

01:52:00

In the flower district.

01:52:04

Okay.

01:52:05

I think that's where the cabal's at.

01:52:07

The cult.

01:52:08

The cult of the cabal.

01:52:12

So we should go there.

01:52:13

Yeah.

01:52:14

I mean, after we're done drinking your shoes.

01:52:20

Can we try to make friends with some people at a neighboring table?

01:52:26

Yeah.

01:52:27

Squish.

01:52:29

Yeah,

01:52:30

absolutely.

01:52:32

All right.

01:52:33

Let's do that.

01:52:34

Oh,

01:52:34

wait.

01:52:36

Patches.

01:52:38

You said they were wearing

01:52:40

black robes?

01:52:43

Yeah, but apparently everybody

01:52:44

wears black robes.

01:52:44

Actually,

01:52:45

all he said was flowers.

01:52:46

He just came back and he was yelling flowers.

01:52:49

I know, but I kind of figured

01:52:51

the bar wasn't that big,

01:52:52

so I kind of overheard.

01:52:54

It's like the cult that smells like flowers.

01:52:56

Yeah, well,

01:52:58

Patches has told you about

01:53:00

vision before.

01:53:01

It's come up

01:53:03

about the black robes.

01:53:04

He won't stop talking about it.

01:53:08

Yeah.

01:53:08

So,

01:53:09

can we find a table

01:53:10

full of people in black robes?

01:53:14

Yeah.

01:53:15

Yeah.

01:53:15

The bar is

01:53:16

filled with a couple

01:53:18

of people wearing darker robes.

01:53:20

You kind of notice that in the corner,

01:53:22

there's

01:53:22

a group of two or three of them

01:53:24

that are wearing these darker robes.

01:53:28

Three people

01:53:29

in the back of the bar.

01:53:31

let's go

01:53:35

I go too

01:53:38

I guess

01:53:39

patches can come too

01:53:40

why can't I come

01:53:42

I said you can

01:53:44

alright let's go

01:53:46

okay

01:53:47

so you approach the bar

01:53:50

you

01:53:51

these figures are kind of talking amongst themselves

01:53:54

you can't really see their faces

01:54:01

What's up,

01:54:01

people?

01:54:02

Oh, hi there.

01:54:04

Oh, I love your robes.

01:54:06

Would you like a shoe?

01:54:09

You don't have a shoe.

01:54:10

Only me.

01:54:11

I was offering to buy them one.

01:54:13

Oh,

01:54:14

how kind.

01:54:15

Would you like one too,

01:54:16

Juckles?

01:54:17

Shoes all out.

01:54:20

A round of shoes.

01:54:22

A round of shoes.

01:54:24

You there.

01:54:26

I am Patches McKenzie,

01:54:29

captain of a ship,

01:54:32

the Cuddly Clab.

01:54:35

And these are my co-captains,

01:54:37

Captain Chuckles and Captain Squish.

01:54:42

Hello.

01:54:44

Hello.

01:54:49

Captain Chuckles.

01:54:52

Say hello.

01:54:53

Yeah.

01:54:54

Yeah.

01:54:55

See?

01:54:56

Yarr!

01:54:57

Nailed it.

01:54:58

Okay,

01:54:59

roll your concert rolls.

01:55:03

I knew I should have upgraded that one.

01:55:11

That failed.

01:55:18

I lost it.

01:55:19

I thought I had sway.

01:55:22

Oh,

01:55:22

how?

01:55:25

The women kind of,

01:55:27

the one woman kind of pushes back her,

01:55:30

her hood.

01:55:30

You can now see she's a woman.

01:55:32

She's a very nice looking girl.

01:55:34

And she kind of looks at the three of you and she's like,

01:55:38

excuse me.

01:55:41

You get the finest to.

01:55:44

Why can't I see her?

01:55:47

You've got a girlfriend.

01:55:49

Oh,

01:55:50

I say very loudly to make a point.

01:55:53

That's true.

01:55:53

Thank you for acknowledging finally.

01:55:55

in the game

01:55:58

we don't really need your

01:56:00

your shoes

01:56:02

can I help you with something

01:56:04

yeah we were looking

01:56:06

for a

01:56:08

cult to join

01:56:09

that smells like flowers

01:56:12

yeah we want to join them

01:56:14

the flower cult

01:56:15

I mean I

01:56:18

I'm sure there is a cult

01:56:20

for flowers but

01:56:22

I don't know I mean

01:56:24

And if you want,

01:56:25

you can join our cult.

01:56:27

We don't have flowers,

01:56:28

but we're always looking for new members.

01:56:30

And the other two women there pull down their hoods,

01:56:34

and it's three beautiful,

01:56:36

young-looking women.

01:56:37

Hello, nurse.

01:56:39

They're not triplets.

01:56:40

They are different women.

01:56:44

Oh, different women.

01:56:45

Are they stepsisters?

01:56:47

All three of you get the finest boots.

01:56:49

Are they available?

01:56:53

it's the center out of character

01:56:55

guys I think I'm going to join this cult

01:56:58

what kind of cult are you guys

01:57:01

sex cult

01:57:02

sex cult

01:57:05

you can't see me

01:57:06

I got my fingers crossed

01:57:10

the church of perpetual woe

01:57:13

what does woe mean

01:57:15

is that like a type of kiss

01:57:20

no

01:57:20

woe is me,

01:57:22

as they say.

01:57:22

Wait, perpetual,

01:57:24

loud and annoying.

01:57:25

Nobody wants to be

01:57:27

woeful all the time, right?

01:57:31

She takes out a little

01:57:33

flyer and she passes it to you.

01:57:35

This is kind of similar to the size

01:57:37

of the flyer you received from the Church of the

01:57:39

Downward Dog.

01:57:42

And it's

01:57:43

just showing a bunch of women on the cover,

01:57:44

just kind of like in their faces in that sort of

01:57:48

exaggerated Greek

01:57:49

tragedy mask, which is just like,

01:57:51

and on the other side

01:57:53

it has their hours of service

01:57:55

location.

01:57:56

It is located

01:57:57

in the same area

01:58:01

patches that the bartender

01:58:03

opened up. It's kind of in that high street area

01:58:05

but

01:58:07

it has their hours of service

01:58:09

on there and

01:58:10

it has their little saying.

01:58:15

You guys were a real

01:58:17

bummer.

01:58:19

But wait, are you guys located on High Street?

01:58:22

There's like 20 cults on High Street,

01:58:25

yeah.

01:58:26

Oh,

01:58:26

okay.

01:58:27

So we could join any of those cults and, you know, it'd be fine because we'd be in High Street, right?

01:58:31

A more fun one.

01:58:32

Because, like,

01:58:33

you know, is there a cult of perpetual,

01:58:34

like, you know, bliss?

01:58:38

Is there a cult of perpetual orgasm?

01:58:43

Well, I was trying to be polite.

01:58:47

They know.

01:58:52

Your comments and the kind of demeanor in which you've come up to the bar has caught the ire of what you now realize is the body is the bartender,

01:59:01

or I'm sorry, is the bouncer kind of at this club.

01:59:03

Oh,

01:59:04

great.

01:59:05

And he's kind of making eyes at you,

01:59:08

especially since the three of you kind of just came up and started hounding these three young women.

01:59:13

I make eyes back at them.

01:59:15

Oh, come on.

01:59:16

What kind of eyes?

01:59:19

they're kind of like crazy

01:59:21

but like side-eyed

01:59:23

but then I'll switch to the other side

01:59:25

really quickly

01:59:26

oh so he doesn't notice that you're giving him side-eye

01:59:28

yeah and then I raise my eyebrows

01:59:30

and squint one eye

01:59:33

but he can't see that eye

01:59:34

because it's the eye that's far away from him

01:59:37

right and also you've been drinking

01:59:38

so you don't have as much control over your face

01:59:40

as you once thought

01:59:42

I'm not even halfway through my first boot

01:59:47

okay

01:59:51

I mean, we're always taking new members.

01:59:53

The Church of Perpetual Woe tends to attract a lot of women,

01:59:58

if you are interested in that.

02:00:00

But,

02:00:00

I mean, it's open to anyone,

02:00:04

really, who wants to join.

02:00:08

And one of the girls in the back says,

02:00:11

We have story night on Fridays.

02:00:15

I have stories.

02:00:16

What you do on Fridays?

02:00:19

Sad ones.

02:00:22

Every Friday?

02:00:25

Yeah.

02:00:27

Oh my God.

02:00:27

That sounds really, really sad.

02:00:32

Well, it was nice meeting you.

02:00:33

Good luck.

02:00:37

And Chuckles goes and sits down back at a table.

02:00:39

Let's just turn to another table.

02:00:41

Like just turn up.

02:00:43

Turn 180 degrees.

02:00:48

what's your deal

02:00:50

what cult are you from

02:00:51

well are you the kid yeah those guys were

02:00:53

how much did the GM prepare ahead of time

02:00:57

let me tell you

02:00:58

that last cult there were a bunch of squares

02:01:01

yeah

02:01:03

and I think they

02:01:04

perhaps have daddy issues

02:01:05

and then Swish looks over his shoulder at him and goes

02:01:08

but they were really pretty

02:01:10

yeah so what about you

02:01:14

uncloak

02:01:15

eyes or anything yourself unhood on the show yourself that's up chanting oh that's gonna

02:01:26

that's gonna that's gonna attract the bouncer the bouncer walked away

02:01:33

yeah thanks to uh squish's facial spasms very confusing thing he was doing

02:01:46

all right so do they on hood what they look like i don't need those what the what the what the

02:01:53

babies look like all right are you asking for another group at the table to unhood are you

02:02:00

demanding they unhood no no we tried we led we led with um consort

02:02:08

we came in drunk on

02:02:10

on shoe

02:02:12

just demanded

02:02:13

themselves

02:02:19

rowdy at the bar

02:02:21

people are kind of quickly leaving

02:02:22

they can tell you're

02:02:24

you know

02:02:26

out of towners for sure

02:02:27

you enjoy your boot

02:02:31

all of you except

02:02:32

I don't think you got a boot of ale

02:02:35

did you Patches

02:02:37

no I'm already drunk

02:02:39

oh okay you're drunk on your own

02:02:41

on your own booth

02:02:42

yeah I can't take care of myself

02:02:45

he got drunk on his own supply

02:02:47

yeah

02:02:49

but once you finish

02:02:51

the last of it the bouncer comes

02:02:53

over and he goes alright boys

02:02:55

you're starting to turn away

02:02:57

business here

02:02:58

yeah and who do you think you are

02:03:01

yeah take your hood off

02:03:03

yeah on hood

02:03:07

I thought this was a sock part.

02:03:10

I'm sorry.

02:03:11

I thought a man could...

02:03:14

He's not wearing a hood.

02:03:16

He is, in fact, a very tall,

02:03:18

bald man

02:03:19

and is taking offense.

02:03:20

Is it Tawny?

02:03:21

He's got that ugly mask.

02:03:23

I don't know.

02:03:23

I forgot to...

02:03:26

Tawny in disguise?

02:03:28

No.

02:03:30

Although Tawny is there with you.

02:03:31

He's just been kind of watching this whole trade.

02:03:35

uselessly

02:03:38

now Tawny has been a thug

02:03:39

in the past

02:03:41

he does kind of

02:03:43

you know

02:03:45

he does look thug-ish

02:03:47

and is also bald

02:03:49

and he makes eye contact with the bartender

02:03:52

or I'm sorry with the bouncer

02:03:54

and they kind of have a moment of

02:03:56

bald man solidarity

02:03:58

bald man nod

02:03:59

bald man nod

02:04:01

you ever meet two bald men in an elevator

02:04:03

It's weird.

02:04:05

Yeah, you're the freak then.

02:04:07

You hairy weirdo.

02:04:12

Are you saying bald men are freaks?

02:04:16

Only in the elevator.

02:04:18

No, you're the one with hair.

02:04:19

No, you're the freak in the elevator.

02:04:20

In an elevator with two people, two bald guys, you're the freak.

02:04:24

All right.

02:04:24

Tawny,

02:04:25

can you help us here?

02:04:29

There must be some kind of bouncer code, you know.

02:04:32

Yeah.

02:04:33

Bald code.

02:04:35

Bald code.

02:04:36

Yeah.

02:04:38

Whatever.

02:04:39

Please.

02:04:42

Yeah.

02:04:42

So Tony gets up to talk to the bouncer and gives you guys a few more minutes of peace at your table.

02:04:53

But yeah,

02:04:54

you are sitting there.

02:04:55

Oh, so he chases the bouncer away?

02:05:00

Yeah.

02:05:00

Well, they're going to have a talk.

02:05:01

they're gonna you know what's really

02:05:03

happening is Tawny's over there apologizing

02:05:05

profusely for your behavior

02:05:07

oh he's gonna regret that

02:05:09

he's like you know they just they've

02:05:11

had a rough couple of

02:05:13

months they've been at sea I know

02:05:15

that they're pain in the ass he's kind of like pushing some

02:05:17

coin into his hand

02:05:18

I shot over

02:05:21

shoot

02:05:22

shoot

02:05:24

shoot for my friends

02:05:26

meanwhile the bouncer is giving him some

02:05:29

like recognition and

02:05:32

These guys seem like real jackasses.

02:05:36

They're having a conversation.

02:05:40

Having a moment.

02:05:41

Having a mo.

02:05:42

A romantic mo.

02:05:47

Alright, cool.

02:05:49

I'm going to have each of you roll your study.

02:05:55

I'm sorry, your survey.

02:06:03

critical success

02:06:04

we don't even need you guys

02:06:06

yeah I mean if you guys want to roll you can

02:06:08

but damn it

02:06:10

my survey's so fucking hard

02:06:13

oh Patch is almost

02:06:14

dead

02:06:17

so you guys

02:06:18

have the map out that the captain

02:06:20

gave you and you're looking at the

02:06:25

at the

02:06:26

the woman kind of uh didn't physically circle but kind of pointed out to you and we can cross off

02:06:31

the the one for perpetual woe yeah yeah you can you go ahead and put a big x through that one

02:06:38

through that one uh one down you know 50 to go um and in kind of a moment of frustration

02:06:46

squish you take the page and you flip it over and on the back you've seen that the captain in his

02:06:53

familiar hand has written a name and has written some initials.

02:06:59

The name that he reads is called, it says Westervale,

02:07:03

W-E-S-T-E-R-V-A-L-E,

02:07:07

and then the letter is S-U-K.

02:07:15

Westervale,

02:07:17

S-U-K?

02:07:19

Yeah.

02:07:22

Westervale sucks.

02:07:25

Lol.

02:07:29

Alright.

02:07:33

Can I ask the bartender what the hell that means?

02:07:36

Yeah.

02:07:39

Oh, you approach the bar.

02:07:41

What is Westervale?

02:07:44

She looks at it.

02:07:45

She looks down at what you're pointing out.

02:07:48

And she's like, I don't know what the hell Westervale is.

02:07:50

but S-U-K,

02:07:52

that's the Society of Universal Knowledge.

02:07:57

That's the university up on High Hill.

02:08:02

Do they wear black cloaks?

02:08:05

No, they're a bunch of students.

02:08:06

They're all, you know,

02:08:08

wearing tunics and I don't know, whatever students wear.

02:08:13

It's a college,

02:08:14

but it's a university.

02:08:15

Then I walk away.

02:08:18

Hey,

02:08:18

guys,

02:08:18

we should go to the scholarly unit guys up on High Street.

02:08:27

High Hill.

02:08:28

I already completely forgot what it was.

02:08:31

You mean the Society of Universal Knowledge?

02:08:34

Society of Universal Knowledge,

02:08:36

yeah.

02:08:39

Why?

02:08:40

When Tani hears you say Society of Universal Knowledge,

02:08:43

as he's approaching, he's like, oh,

02:08:44

yeah, I was going to study there.

02:08:46

That's why it sounded so familiar.

02:08:48

He would study it, suck.

02:08:54

Got him.

02:08:55

I can really imagine you,

02:08:57

Tawny,

02:08:58

walking around in a sweater that says S-U-K on it.

02:09:01

Yeah.

02:09:02

You can't team up like that, Tawny.

02:09:07

You have a lot to learn.

02:09:08

You sure you want to go to school instead of being our intern?

02:09:11

Got a lot to learn from us.

02:09:12

Yeah, we can really teach you so much.

02:09:15

Noogie.

02:09:18

Noogie.

02:09:20

Noogie.

02:09:21

Yeah,

02:09:22

yeah,

02:09:22

they're like this

02:09:24

famous Lockport University,

02:09:25

S.U.K. Lockport.

02:09:26

Suck!

02:09:28

Lockport Suck!

02:09:30

Suck!

02:09:33

Alright.

02:09:35

Can we get more shoes before we go,

02:09:37

guys?

02:09:39

You got the coin?

02:09:42

I got whiskey.

02:09:46

do you just need the actual shoes

02:09:48

I've got a

02:09:49

I've got a boot

02:09:54

and you share

02:09:55

the boot of whiskey together

02:09:57

no

02:10:00

he poured it into my boot

02:10:02

that was him giving me his booze

02:10:06

disgusting

02:10:09

so he's pouring out he's laughing at like a

02:10:12

cat from the sink

02:10:14

yeah

02:10:17

what are you doing juggles

02:10:20

uh nothing i guess

02:10:23

just watching this go down

02:10:24

i just just snidely remarking

02:10:26

at things that are happening

02:10:28

um

02:10:30

yeah we were trying to talk to people

02:10:32

they're not really interested in talking to us

02:10:34

um

02:10:36

maybe that is a group

02:10:38

no

02:10:40

but i'm not sure my

02:10:42

my social skills are any better well you've left you you drink the final boot away and stumble

02:10:51

onto the streets um knowing that you probably should check out uh suk at some point uh and

02:10:58

track down this well do whatever you want with the name westervale um

02:11:05

and uh you know that there's a also at high street there is another potentially the cult

02:11:12

that you are looking for is there yeah we've got it we've got a lot of leads here and we've got a

02:11:17

place we could drop off tawny for a little while to get out of our hair maybe he'll learn some

02:11:21

useful skills and some manners.

02:11:52

All right.

02:11:53

All right.

02:11:56

Married both ones.

02:11:58

I got a little black blood from being down those chimneys.

02:12:01

Now be no swim now.

02:12:03

You don't want your governor.

02:12:06

I am from Australia.

02:12:11

Oh, wait, that's not the right one.

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