
Prologue
Mindflayer Monday
Alright buckle up buckaroos
Knowledge Is Power But Maybe Not This Knowledge?
The gang regrouped after a less than pleasant parting from High Water Manor. Things were tense. Squish made a basked alaskan, which is not a fish, and served it Captain Fitzclyde. They two shared an awkward dinner. Patches got drunk in a hammock. Djuckles, still mourning his loss from Lady High Hill, was in a right sour mood. Luckily, his friends joined him to try and cheer kim up, and they had one genuine heartfelt moment together.
It didn't last.
The Captain revealed he planned on breaking through a demon aramada surrounding the Tycheros Castle. He then planned to fight his way up to the bell tower, to play his harp, and let all those who hear it fall under his sway. Patches thought this was a bad idea. Squish and Djuckles were....ehh... okay, with it?
The evening ended with an intervention for Hotman, who doesn't believe he has a fire problem, since its kind of in the name. Djuckles is also attempting to learn how to read, on the sly, all secret like.
Alternate Titles
- "Tinker Us Under Water" - Boo
- "I Really Shot My Wad" - Tiger
- "Option 4 or 5" - Tiger
- "Rub My Nipples" - Bridget
- "Go Hob that Knob" - Tiger
- "None of You Thought to Put Down the Anchor" - Tiger
- "Waving Politely" - Tiger
- "My Other Pair of Sea Pants" - Tiger
- "He's Lord Buckrum, He's Not a Fool" - Tiger
- "You're Making This up Right Now Aren't You" - Tiger
- "Let's Not Bring up Grandpas" - Tiger
- "Sassy Nelix" - Tiger
- "Dressed for the Nines" - Tiger
- "Decoy Grandpa" - Bridget
- "Did I Mention He Was Really Drunk?" - Boo
- "He Does Have that Strap On" - Tiger
- "Do Harps Float?" - Tiger
- "You Ruined Again His Life Work" - Tiger
- "The Mutiny Chant" - Tiger
- "Ooooh a Piece of Union" - Andy
- "No Harp Feelings" - Tiger