Again, No Nudity Yet
Season 7, Episode 44Hello and welcome to the Junk Fort Boys, an actual play RPG podcast set in the Blades in the Dark System and Universe,
featuring three gutter snipes who rose from the streets of Duskfall to a junk fort in the sky,
But he did have an intricate system of scratches and symbols and shapes that allowed him to do simple arithmetic and some not so simple arithmetic.
eventually he too made his way upstairs patches having glanced at the madame bouquet was enamored
and is now trying to talk her up unfortunately evan was in the library evelyn was in the library
when patches and squish and lady high hill entered patches and squish made a grand plan to keep the
two separate but when they returned both girls were missing however they did find the missing
pages of the book revealing neelix's true nature now the crew must read and understand what they're
You had stepped out to try to figure out how you're going to keep the two women separate when you returned.
I thought it was a recap, and then halfway through, I was like, this is not what she's saying.
And she gives you the faintest smile before leaving you kind of in the entry area of the kitchen that you were standing in.
So as you go down to the staircase, you don't see anybody there, but you do see that it pops out right by the kitchens,
But she is talking and kind of just like, you know, bubbly and just like, you know, just seems to be having a great time.
Are there, is there like a tray of drinks I can bring, like perhaps a flute of champagne or perhaps whiskey?
and outside. I'm just asking about, you know, I'm just going to go down the stairs and outside.
house. In the back of the house is like some garden beds and everything, but the primary feature,
as you see, as you look around is the hedge, is the maze that is back there. And you can see the
entrance to it. There are people kind of milling around it. That's the main feature of the outside.
Now at the front of the house where Patches and where Squish is, there is like a fountain. It's
or with a squish i was just following behind him yeah yeah basically the same thing okay uh so you
guys are just kind of walking around yelling chuckles um chuckles you are in the back of the
house yeah i can't hear him back there no no you can't um there's a lot of music and noise and the
house is relatively large so he will not be able to hear you shouting from the front of the house
so evelyn's party girlness is like that fits within the garden party she's not like conspicuously
party girl no no this is becoming kind of a little bit of a dionese in affair there's a lot of wine
and other alcohol flowing people are pretty loosey-goosey but they're rich loosey-goosey so
contained what i mean by that is that they are sober uh they're passing out drinks uh they they
are still active walking around um doing stuff great you see out of the corner not naked yet
uh you do see briefly out of the corner i uh madame bouquet who has been pointed out to you before
and uh there are a few people kind of milling about um and you the way the entrance works is
that you can kind of see the path as it leads off it hasn't really gotten maze like as the set
once you enter the maze the way it'll work is that i have the map i can see it your role to
so that is if you want to enter i just want to make it clear if anyone enters that's that's the
way it works is that you you enter the maze i can see where you're going you will not you'll use the
okay okay i don't know what i'm hearing then um okay uh so squish you haven't uh reached an
um just a handful kind of like couples maybe trying to get some privacy in there they're kind
of like you know on top of each other very close touchy and some are kissing and stuff nobody's
like completely like again no no nudity yet um but there are still some people here amongst you
and just to kind of lay out the first floor again uh that yellow or i'm sorry white kind of uh
cylindrical area that kind of when you first enter the front of the house that's like a grand hallway
uh that's the entrance of the house where people are kind of milling about this is where the
staircase up to the second floor is uh to your left you can see a dining room um it's set up like
people can sit there and there are people sitting um but it is just kind of like a general buffet
line there where you can go and grab food. To your right, there is kind of a ballroom area where
there's a lot of people dancing, a lot of people kind of milling around and talking. That's where
the music is coming from. And then in the very back of the house are those kitchens, again,
Well, with the skin tone being relatively normal for humans, I was a little, you know, you know, things happen.
yeah it has nothing to do with like like failure or success i figured that'd be adding too much so
this is just you don't know exactly how big this maze is you're just walking around it um you are
you have come to your first intersection so it's going to be a left or right uh left all right
so you have come to uh a dead end um but not quite so dead because you definitely see uh well it
looks like a man kissing a bush um but you realize later that there are in fact like hands and feet
uh the lady has just that he is kissing has just leaned so far back into the bush she's kind of
And just, you know, making sure I saw there's a looks like Neelix has some kind of partner.
Does that match the description of anyone you've seen here in this dining room or anywhere else in this house?
uh you okay i'm gonna really watch uh you reached another intersection so we'll have you pick left
or right again um in the next role but um here's this intersection you're seeing a bunch of like
kind of silly because they're young enough that like they're old enough to be able to purchase
these things and they're at a party where people are openly smoking and drinking but they're doing
that thing where they're kind of like trying to hide it and be really discreet and by being discreet
they've made themselves very obvious oh give me some of that oh no please don't tell my mom please
What you found out is that somebody saw Lady High Hill in the kitchens with someone's description matching Evelyn's.
unfortunately i was excited i didn't think i didn't think after one step there'd be another junction or
another child smoking a cigarette you know as things are um okay cool uh uh back to inside the
house you guys have now entered the kitchen um things are slowing down a little bit because the
party has been going on for a while most of the food's been served now it's just kind of doing
It is a typical, it's a typical like a cellar area or maybe not cellar is the right word, but kind of like a storage room.
um and you're getting a little bit a little bit lower underground um the lights are starting to
so patches the feeling that what you realize is that there's no ghosts currently in this room
If you've ever lifted a very, very heavy weight and you've strained your muscle the next day,
Not a ghost itself, but a very, very dark presence and that residual weight of that presence.
I just find it very surprising that you, that Lady Iho would continue going deeper and deeper into this basement.
standing there she's shaking what are you doing she goes i i don't know what happened i just
And before you can react or before you get an answer, you feel a sharp pain on the back of your neck.