Roll for Pink Belly
Season 7, Episode 38I'm Tiger, I play Juckles, Tinkerer with an onion in the guts, Fixer Machine with a knack for the nuts.
all right uh i have one this is not a character you've met but you have heard his name mentioned
a few times westervale uh he uh suck no no suck he uh oh yeah suck uh he is uh he wanted to the
whole reason he got into the business that he did is because he really wanted to do spring break in
the fact is he doesn't know how old he doesn't know how old he is okay sorry i'm not trying to
i like that like every other time someone stopped him but to that day he was like all right i'm old
enough but does he have a best guess i mean he has any idea from like 25 to 45 okay so he knows he's
not a child but he had to start counting somewhere so i guess he doesn't have a birthday either
uh all right no i think i probably would say like you know teacher oceans probably age slower
for sure okay i wouldn't say like else so like i they're not like hundreds of years old but i i
yeah for sure they do a little bit maybe just like doubled you know you know 45 is the new 80
yeah yeah exactly played by bad played by pratt pitt um more like my interesting fact is uh
But he just started by eating it like a typewriter, you know, like one of those crows in the Looney Tunes cartoons.
Upstairs, Squish and Patches stumbled on the temple's archaic organizational system, the card catalog.
Patches was able to sneak the book, but his greed got the better of him, and he interrupted the sick poetry reading.
The team then discovered they were just down the street from the Society of Universal Knowledge, their original destination.
tia jack leans you you got the information you were looking for from a group of college students
I wanted to rent a room because I assumed, with the way we pulled in, that they would be all over the boat.
They would probably be scanning it for ghosts and probably spanking the hell out of our ghosts.
And he goes, would the gentleman like to observe or examine the item before he pays for it?
And with a flourish, he opens up the front of the hat, or the box, and it kind of peels open.
well that's uh interesting style perhaps that's how they do it in teacher rose but uh how's the
fit sir it fits perfectly and the color the color is to your liking green wool as as asked as
requested oh it's beautiful well very happy to have done business i believe we said three coin
you offered half now and half later yeah i gave him one last night and i'll give him the other two
perfect and i walk out and i pat the cat gently on its head and i walk out uh perfect well uh as it's
As you leave the haberdashery, the store, Patches, Chuckles, you guys wake up and you see that Squish is gone.
yes in the morning as they do well the game and pull the market square no i'm just kidding you
don't have to do that all right well yeah so you can leave the you decide you're going to skip
breakfast uh and you go down the steps uh out of the uh tia jacklings and you are back on the high
oh uh yeah i mean if you want to try try that again i'll let you roll your finesse this time
maybe you'll be a little bit stealthier about it what are we in epcot you're just gonna piss off
like one world of what country at a time no is that what we did yes oh boy see i got partial
success i got half a danish the other half yeah you're only half shamed yeah so you see a pile
well as you guys finish your breakfast uh squish did you want anything for breakfast were you gonna
partake he got it i had no i'm i'm okay okay uh so as you walk around the city wait or walk around
the market with your uh breakfasts uh you notice that there are a flood of people kind of going in
you know, like children or anything. And you notice that they're all heading towards a large
So there are guards at the gate, but they're clearly like there for show and only if shit, like people start fighting or anything.
Like once you pass this main set, there probably opens up to different wings and different areas.
But as you're standing there, you hear this bell toll again, the one that you had heard earlier.
And once that final bell rings, the crowd kind of dies out because all of the students are now rushing to class.
There's not really a directory and like it's telling you the names of the people who work there,
Yeah, maybe he's a real bad dude and he needs to be put down. I mean, how many good teachers have you met?
You kind of heard, you know, can hear all the other students have have already rushed out to to their classes.
You've made it to a second set of quads, and you guys get maybe like a third of the way over there.
When you hear some voices behind you kind of just, well, you don't really know, but you can hear voices behind you.
is that the bully from the bully from bully yeah yeah yeah absolutely it is oh no i'm just ignore
him that's not how you deal with the bully no you rush up and beat the crap out of him right
i haven't even said anything though you hear them you hear them uh you hear them kind of you hear
well yeah i mean you're what your paranormal studies all those freaks look the same look at
you you look like a bunch of like worn out washed up what the hell is that hat dude uh and one of
It's the felt has been like pushed in the supports for the hat are just it's been pelted by these rocks.
resist ghost uh yeah so you you because you have this upgrade and you've been with ghost so much
time you don't even blink this doesn't even spook you uh at all uh but you do get a slight chill go
just Charles. So now you're kind of in a standoff. The guy who was previously had been punched
what the fuck was that for dude what the hell a captain captain what are you the fuck are you
he backs up a little bit and he eyes he turns and you can see him eyeing he's eyeing the guards that
were in at the front gate so you have crossed one yard you're now in the second um so it's quite a
distance for him to run but you can see him looking at it he's looking at the guard seeing how quickly
They've determined that the only way that they're going to survive this is if they take Squish down at once.
chasing people chasing fair enough fair enough and i shall teach uh uh economics oh yes the great
underwater economics underwater economics let's go let's go let's go all right um squish the the
two other boys who had been uh charging you are now going to tackle you uh if you want to roll your
well that didn't work uh go ahead and uh suffer your three stress i think that brings you up
well you shot like a young man uh a young college student this is maybe a little bit too far than
you've expected to go um you've been fighting pirates you've been fighting ghosts you've been
fighting evil cults but now we're fighting school bullies and you shot them at no i'm taking
i'm taking vicious yeah you made that work sound very very vicious yeah yeah you this is this
has changed you it has also changed the way that uh that patches and chuckles now view you um you
but there are still two other boys in play um and as you guys had your discussion about what
sort of professors you're gonna be you can hear the two guards from earlier you can hear their
footsteps running across the quad oh no we start running we gotta start running right guys we're
gonna start running we gotta run well i mean so squish has been tackled and where the two of us
are running away oh i found squish avoided his tackle oh he did has in the horror in the horror
okay i'm gonna sneak hide in the classroom yeah yeah i mean i assume you guys are running towards
the back like away from everything yeah because we're in the middle we're just gonna run towards
the end i'm gonna run slash sneak towards the side to try to get into a hallway on the side
you know a closer one okay um yeah so uh for for patches and chuckle i'll have you guys run
uh at the last second you roll and are able to um to avoid his uh his hit uh as he brings up his
hook and he you avoid it at the last second okay can i take out my half of my blueberry danish and
And I'm going to say, kind of like with the other boy, you have managed to hit him in the butt.
However, your shot has given your position away to the Garda, who have just come through the door.
Yeah, and, I mean, you got a critical success with that survey, so I'm going to say your aim is true.
But he does kind of catch you out of the corner of his eye, and he spins and sees you now standing behind him.
Again, it doesn't say exactly where Westervale is, but you get a pretty good sense that there's a certain direction you need to be running.
what can i go go what can i take a turn yeah go ahead go ahead sorry i was i didn't know what
you're i didn't know if you were in character or not no no i was saying can i do take a turn
because she sounded like she would give us either either turn first so um i would like to try and
uh pants the bully grab onto his his waistband and pull them pull them down pull it down yes
I'm aiming for both shorts because I'm assuming he's wearing little little schoolboy shorts and his underwear at the same time.
yeah yeah um can i so his pants are down you see his pants go down can i pull his shirt over his
yeah i'm on top i'm like throwing it over his head and like smacking him like that like not
enough to give him damage but just to like distract him all right uh he is plenty distracted um from
his pantsing and disherting um the guards have come over to the brazier um it's still kind of
popping off like fireworks um but it's starting to die down a little bit you can hear it die down
uh the bully uh tries to stumble toward he was originally facing you um uh chuckles when all
of this happened um i don't know if he yeah he didn't really get turned around by everything
um although he is rather discombobulated he's going to try to stumble towards you uh chuckles
uh and because he is so distracted i'm going to say you're going to avoid it with the prowess but
Yeah, he stumbles and just you kind of do a quick dodge and roll and just, like, sideswipe his legs.
go ahead oh genome flashback uh before you guys left the ship you're like hey should should we
take these really important walkie talkies we made and we all said really vital and everyone's like
no and the captain's like later the captain kind of like tucked them into your pants as you were
leaving just just while you were sleeping yeah just to be safe you could be using it so yes you
uh your walkie-talkies i was like hey let's meet at uh westervale's office wait i gotta score to
settle okay can you take his his sling uh no but i'm giving the i'm gonna give him the pink belly
he's never gonna forget okay this is good right i'm gonna take his coat no no but after that
you do kind of start heading down some hallways you two are still now you're still separate from
squish right are you still discussing uh your location over walkie talkie all right go ahead
yeah we're running towards squish um but he doesn't know that yet and also we should probably tell him
where westervale's room is because squish doesn't know he's just going to the department right
yeah just running from door to door opening them yeah yeah just want it is this what is this what
And yes, you see room six, which was just between five and seven, the two doors you had opened previously.
Yes, he does have a very peculiar owl head and a cute little bow tie, just as you see before you.
I am Corey Trevor, adjunct teacher's assistant to Professor Hendricks, master of the steeplechase.
But this time he kind of rushes towards you and he like scoots you into his office, kind of guides you.
he it was a wonderful few weeks at sea but yes that's that's where i encountered neelix for the
first time and as a as a study as a student of of the paranormal and and of ghosts and demons and
He goes, yes, I, when I saw that book back at the Ecclesia Nostica, I just brought back such warm, warm memories of Neelix.
I checked out the book, but within days, before I had even a chance to read it, someone broke into my rooms, ripped out the pages, and left me a note that says, stop, and that was it.
um wait can i tell if he's lying yeah because no one can lie to me right really not even yourself
really yeah he's not lying he he's not lied a single time everything he's told you right now
is true um yeah he's not lying but uh yes uh they did a play for for neelix no we're we're gonna do
Maybe this person who said stop will know more about Neelix when you get into his character.
so you go you let her yeah yeah i guess so you go and you open the door to evelyn neb who is
okay yeah just bully this woman then i'm sorry to slow you down i take the books out of her hand
and say what about you miss i hand her the card like does that smell you miss do you want to get
shot in the ass smell this card or i'm gonna shoot you in the ass and she smells and she's like i
i don't recognize this um we have to go to class professor uh we're gonna be late uh and he goes
And he goes, I'm so sorry I couldn't help you, but please, please come back later today or tomorrow.
And he kind of like rushes all of you out of his room, out of his office, and he locks it behind him.
We're going to do this like if we're going to do the whole college life thing, we're going to do it right.
If we're going to pretend to be related to a college, then we're going to do all of the fun things.
Let's say we were trying to get out of here on the down low, you know, because of my adoring fans.