- Crew of the Kahuna

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episode seven out through the outdoor giddy up beyond the borders of republic control lies the

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dead meridian a stretch of space where fleets vanish and comms fall silent cloaked in debris

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distortion fields and myth it is a graveyard of war and memory with skyhold base as well as its

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bojacks and skyhold dome behind them the crew of the little princess must now put up or shut up

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their goal reach off and begin the final leg of their mission to locate the rogue jedi commander

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tiber solvar but the meridian is no simple obstacle war-torn wrecks drift silently old signals loop

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endlessly. The force echoes in dissonant

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chords, and the flesh whispers

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its secrets.

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Alright.

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Yeah, you guys

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just finished up your

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training team building exercise

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with Commander

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Gorvek, and he was

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I don't

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know.

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What was your reaction?

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I was impressed.

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I was impressed

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with the

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team

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able to tame the beast that I had created.

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Oh, that's right.

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Let's...

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Using my beast.

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Correct.

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Read.

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Where is it?

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Oh, the training field.

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I didn't...

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I should have renamed it the Bojax and Skyhole Dome.

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All right.

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Where did we leave this?

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Yeah.

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Oh, not invisible.

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He's in a nappy time.

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Yeah, he was lulled to sleep via the lullabies of Kale, Vorax,

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and secondarily, maybe, Clyde.

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He was a little discordant.

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And I guess, yeah, I guess, Gorvek, you were pleased?

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I was pleased, yes.

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How pleased? Would you say 10 XP pleased or 15 XP pleased?

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Probably 12.

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12. Alright, congratulations.

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You all earned 12 XP.

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That 2 XP will come handy.

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In a 5 based game.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I like it.

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I thought I was going to

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get extra for running

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into the light.

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Actually, that

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was the worst thing

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about the whole thing.

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That was terrible.

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Sounds about right.

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At work, we call that an

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accident.

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We're stockingly bad.

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All right.

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Plus 12 XP.

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I know we sort of did this last time,

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But I think some upgrades are in order from your montage training.

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Cool.

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Maybe upgrade some of your...

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I'll take your career

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skills.

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Oh, no, that's your rank.

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Never mind.

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Maybe some of your skills to upgrade your roles

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or further upgrade your force.

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Let's see

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Clyde has

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sense

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Or

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I mean Kale has sense

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Clyde has move

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Taz has heal harm

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And Uli has influence

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Do I have XP?

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So

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I gained one conflict last time.

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What does that mean?

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Good question that I did not do any homework about.

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What did you get the conflict from?

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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From the force.

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Yeah.

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Conflict.

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51.

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Good thing I grabbed the rule book.

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What are the

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rules?

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Whether or not a PC's morality increases or decreases is determined through conflict.

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Using dark side force, dark side results to generate force points when activating a force power or talent.

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Anytime a character uses this, etc.

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Conflict.

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Over the course of a game session, a PC may earn no more,

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may earn more, no conflict at all.

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At the end of the session, each player tallies up the conflict his character has earned

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and then rolls 1d10.

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So how many did you get, 3?

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No, I just got 1.

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Oh.

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All right.

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If the roll result is less than the amount of conflict he earned during that session,

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he subtracts the roll result from his conflict.

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Well, you can't roll lower than one.

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You could

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roll zero.

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You can't roll zero.

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Oh, then you can't roll

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lower than one.

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He's not wrong.

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I'm glad we have your expertise here, Gorbeck.

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All right.

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So, no, you

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didn't take any morality.

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But now I know what conflict is.

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I would have given you more conflict.

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It says I can only get so many.

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And also it says, yeah, you can only get one each time you use a dark side to generate force points.

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Huh.

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Wow.

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So right now I can gain two at most.

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Two what?

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Two conflicts.

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Every time I use it.

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Right, right.

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Hmm.

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That might need some more studying, which I'm sure I'll do later.

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I'm not looking at the chat.

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Did anybody upgrade anything yet?

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Yeah,

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I bought Force Power Influence.

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Upgrade

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range.

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Kale.

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Oh, Kale went higher in athletics.

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That's probably a good idea.

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Oh, I can only see mine.

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And perception.

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Being at the BoJackson Sky Dome just makes me inspired to spend more time in athletics.

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Was it the athletic cubes?

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Yeah, I mean, that's really

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what it came down to.

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I thought it was the statue of BoJackson, but...

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All right.

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I'm going to upgrade my stealth.

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That whole episode at the BoJackson Dome taught me that maybe I need to hide more.

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Oh, great.

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Speaking of, I'm going to also upgrade my deception.

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Do you have any leftover to upgrade your deception?

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I think so.

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You gave me 12, right?

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I didn't give you 12.

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Corvette gave you 12.

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That

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stingy bastard.

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It says zero.

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Oh.

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You can't.

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You shouldn't have zero.

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I'll give him another 12.

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I don't know how that happened.

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Did you put 12 in there?

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I don't think he did.

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so he

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must have had

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some left over.

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I just gave you 12.

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I had 5 last time

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and then you gave me 12.

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Okay.

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You

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actually could upgrade your

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deception if you wanted to.

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Yeah.

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11.

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Well, do you want to or not?

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Who are you yelling at right now?

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You said you could

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upgrade your deception

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if you wanted to. You have enough.

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I'm thinking about it.

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I'll decide

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already.

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Deception?

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Yes.

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I will.

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Remember when we talked about Andy going backwards in character development?

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Yeah.

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My

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characters notoriously are

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good at stealth and deception.

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Well, good is a relative term.

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I try to upgrade those.

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How much do I have left?

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How do you find out how much I have left?

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The last tab.

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The bottom one?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Two.

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You have two because we spend in increments of five.

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Thanks, Gorbachev.

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Or Gorbeck.

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You're quite welcome.

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Go Gor.

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All right.

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So you guys pile back into the pretty princess.

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Little princess.

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Oh, sorry.

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Little Princess.

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Yeah.

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You guys pile back into the Little Princess,

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including Brisket on a hovering cart.

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He gets put back into the Little Princess.

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You guys pile back in and head back to the, what is it?

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Skyhold Base.

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um

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go ahead

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we

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gotta talk about the fact that your briskets

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now tried to kill us twice now

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no

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we're just not gonna mention it

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no

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that beast is out of control

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that's because

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did something to it

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Yeah, what did you do to it?

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Is it still out of control?

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I mean, we subdued it, right?

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Is it still massive?

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Well,

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now that the backpack has been disabled, that no longer is the factor.

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However, there was some genetically modifications that were made.

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So, unfortunately, there's no turning that back.

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Let's just say, first, it might be a little temperamental these days.

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Temperamental, Taz.

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Temperamental.

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That's from the doctor.

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Now we're all at risk.

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I'm not a doctor.

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Who's a doctor?

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Oh, well.

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From the genitals.

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If there's a doctor here, I need some healing.

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Again?

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Still.

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Oh, wait, no.

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I'm fine, I think.

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I have my wounds.

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Yeah.

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Oh, the strain is at the top.

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Okay.

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So, at this point,

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Gorvek leads you into a room,

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and you guys are going to start talking tactics

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about getting across the dead meridian.

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The dead meridian is just a portion of space

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Where it's a little bit lawless, a little bit dangerous.

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There's some unknowns.

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Unknown unknowns.

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And some known unknowns.

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And some known knowns.

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What about nouns?

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No nouns.

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It's devoid of nouns.

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It's all verbs.

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Oh.

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Exciting.

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That's an adjective.

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All right.

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All right.

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A gerund.

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Dissonant.

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So yes, you guys are in the planning room.

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Gourvec is sort of pointing out all of these absurd military terms to you.

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And he offers to do some modifications to the pizza delivery van.

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to help get you across the dead meridian.

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Lightspeed?

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Or blasters?

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Hyperdrive.

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Hyperdrive, yeah, that's right.

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You will not be able to hyperdrive through the dead meridian.

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It is too crowded.

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Can you ask for the shield?

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That could be one thing.

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Can you put a hot tub in there?

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let me get a hot tub

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yeah let

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him get a hot tub

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can we convert a hot tub

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into a back to tank

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yeah

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upgrade the blasters too I would say

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it currently

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has no blasters

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and

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no hot tubs

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and also no hot tub

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forget the tub

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add some blasters

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I do like the back to tank idea though

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You probably also should decide

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what your roles are going to be

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in the ship.

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I'll be

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captain.

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I think that's...

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I'll take over that one.

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You're Admiral.

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We

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got two ships right now,

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so it works.

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Can you

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explain the delineation?

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Right.

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What,

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bro?

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Oh, no.

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No, I don't.

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Between an admiral and a captain?

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You know.

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Is that how we're doing it?

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We're doing like a...

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You

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said it.

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I mean, you know, Clyde,

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I can, if you want to take a first go at this,

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it's probably not the time that I would say

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is the time to step into the pilot's chair,

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but I can give you some...

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No, no, I was

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just

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joking.

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I'll just hang out in the back and read my book some more.

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You know,

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the new one.

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Isn't that book

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empty?

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No, the new one.

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Oh, I thought Commander was going to take that book.

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No, he said I could keep it.

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No, I told him he could keep it.

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So what was the point of going there?

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To

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test our

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skill.

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I was sleeping during all this, guys, sorry.

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Oh,

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that's strong.

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No, you started sleeping afterwards.

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You were not sleeping.

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Yeah, because you

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were pretty mad about it, as I recall.

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What

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other roles

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on this ship do we have?

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Do we got to figure out, like, weapons, or what do you say when you

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say weapons?

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Well, for one, who's going in what ship?

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And how many ships are you taking?

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We have a fleet.

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You have a fleet?

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A little dealer.

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So you have the pretty

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princess.

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It's a little princess.

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Yeah, quit your

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shit.

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Okay.

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Alright,

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Gorbchak.

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I think, yeah.

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Probably the best.

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Alright, so

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Gorbchak

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will be piloting

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the Little Princess.

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And then in the pizza slot

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we have...

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Whoa! Is that canon?

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No.

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No.

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It's a delivery van.

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It's a delivery slut.

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So yeah, you can have a pilot, co-pilot, gunner.

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Co-pilot, I imagine, is someone that will be sort of reading maps,

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rerouting.

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Reading maps.

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Or books.

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Oh, I love co-piloting.

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you could have a engineer

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to fix the ship as it gets damaged

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I'm gonna take gunner

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I'm

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gonna gun

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I'm gonna wreck it

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thinking about

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I don't think the pizza wagon

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has any weapons on it, right?

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So I think, if anything,

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we should maybe have most have two people on that.

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I'm thinking Taz with me.

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Taz, you want to

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tag

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up on the

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pizza wagon?

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Is

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that where Brisket's going to

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be?

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Yeah.

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Yes, yes,

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you two can have Brisket,

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Billy.

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I'll stay with Brisket

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and the other dog.

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You may also need a scout.

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This would be a person who would

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be doing spacewalks.

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Okay.

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You did not have to convince me.

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I will be the scout.

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All right.

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You'll be the spacewalker.

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Yeah, that

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sounds cooler than scout.

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Okay.

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And we're doing upgrades on the shields of the,

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of the, what are we calling it?

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The pizza slut?

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that's not canon

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alright

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I'll just write pizza van for now

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alright

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yeah

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let's get a boost on that

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and

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the gunner

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Uli you're gonna take the

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little princess

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yeah there's guns on that so

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that would be

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helpful

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I'll go on that one too

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as co-pilot?

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as co-pilot

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alright

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so

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then you're leaving a

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supervisor

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employee

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on the pizza van

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and the little princess

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with brisket

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so it's 3 and

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3

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and good for Bob

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somewhere

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oh yeah I guess you didn't forget about that

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Do we want to maybe keep the animals separate, maybe have one on each?

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No,

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you can keep them both.

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You got

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them both of them.

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You guys are the experts, really.

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You guys both work in a

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zoo.

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You

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just got to feed

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Bipper Pops.

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Also, aren't

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there cages on the pizza van?

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And their food.

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Yeah, and their food and stuff.

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We can transfer all that.

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That's

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fine.

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No, it's

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good.

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You can keep Bifferbop and Brisket.

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Alright, if you insist.

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Quite too

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much convincing

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either.

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But Taz, we're going to need you to be scouting out there, so don't get too lost in the animals.

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No, you just let me know when you need me to become Spacewalker.

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Alright.

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Taz Spacewalker.

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Sounds pretty

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good.

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As you guys are talking in the little strategy tent, you hear a knock on the tent door.

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Are we in a tent?

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Yeah, you're in

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one of these tents.

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You're in specifically the strategy tent.

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Oh, okay.

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Strat tent.

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And there's a

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door?

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Strat tent.

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There's a door.

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Not only is there a door, there's a door that you can knock, and it's being knocked as we speak.

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Okay, I go open the extremely tall and wide door with glass windows.

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It's got a knocker on the side of it.

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With a face.

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Who is it?

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And you see a clone.

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He's saluting.

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Sir!

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Don't salute me, lad.

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What?

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Oh.

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There's

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your

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general.

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What do you got for me?

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Oh, I see you're in the strategy tent.

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Are you

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strategizing?

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That would be

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pretty

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obvious, wouldn't it be?

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Yes.

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And, excuse me, who are you again?

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I know I just saluted you, but...

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No, we'll leave it at that.

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Okay.

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Do you need reinforcements?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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So you need me and my clone buddy.

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You guys did save us.

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Not you in the robes, but the green one and the blue one.

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You guys saved our hides.

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We would be proud to help you in whatever your mission is.

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They should probably come on the pizza slot.

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Or in our Starfighters.

00:22:08

Can I drive one of those?

00:22:10

No.

00:22:17

It's very specialized.

00:22:21

You can sit in my astromech bubble if you'd like.

00:22:27

No, it's too brown.

00:22:29

Too shallow.

00:22:30

Okay.

00:22:31

I just imagined his head just

00:22:33

sitting there in the astromech bubble.

00:22:39

like Grogu

00:22:41

yeah

00:22:45

okay well thought I'd offer

00:22:48

no no we

00:22:50

yeah no it sounds good

00:22:51

yes yes we'll take the backup

00:22:54

alright

00:22:56

what sort of weapon systems you got

00:22:57

on those fighters

00:22:59

blasters

00:23:01

really

00:23:03

high pressure

00:23:05

vapor

00:23:08

glasses

00:23:10

I don't think he's an engineer

00:23:12

I think he's just a pilot

00:23:14

I just pull the trigger

00:23:16

and these green things come out

00:23:19

fucking cool

00:23:22

does it blow stuff up too?

00:23:26

sometimes

00:23:27

depends on how good my aim is

00:23:29

awesome

00:23:30

I assume

00:23:30

not very good

00:23:32

well

00:23:34

you

00:23:34

You can call me Fizz.

00:23:38

Fizz.

00:23:40

Yes.

00:23:40

All right, Fizz.

00:23:41

Is it a PH or an F?

00:23:44

No, it's really just FZ.

00:23:47

It's my designation.

00:23:48

FZ 8-9-3-4-6-8.

00:23:55

Well, most people just call me Fizz.

00:23:56

I'm sorry, what was that number again?

00:23:57

I just want to make sure I don't forget it next time.

00:24:00

8-9-3-4-6-8.

00:24:04

Thank you.

00:24:06

I'm glad someone was listening.

00:24:10

Fizz, we would be just so honored to have your help

00:24:13

because I think we're going to need all the help we can get.

00:24:17

And your buddy,

00:24:19

is that

00:24:19

Pop?

00:24:21

Yes.

00:24:22

Yes.

00:24:23

Fizz and Pop.

00:24:25

That's just very inseparable.

00:24:28

Except when we're in different fighters,

00:24:31

then we're separated in a way.

00:24:35

But not where it matters

00:24:38

No

00:24:42

Well I appreciate the extra help

00:24:44

Given that the pizza wagon has no

00:24:46

Weapon systems

00:24:48

Definitely appreciate the extra

00:24:51

Support as we head

00:24:52

To the dead meridian

00:24:54

The dead meridian

00:24:56

Yeah

00:24:56

we're

00:24:57

going through the dead meridian

00:24:58

We're going to Hoth

00:25:00

Oh boy

00:25:02

Alright

00:25:03

You already signed up.

00:25:04

No take back.

00:25:06

You're right.

00:25:07

I'm loyal to a fault.

00:25:08

And so is Pop.

00:25:09

We're inseparable.

00:25:13

Where is Pop?

00:25:14

You bring him in here?

00:25:16

I'm sorry.

00:25:17

We're separated.

00:25:18

He's

00:25:18

probably gearing

00:25:19

up.

00:25:20

Well, he's about to be.

00:25:22

I got to go wake him up, and then we'll get in our fighters.

00:25:25

So, all right.

00:25:26

See ya.

00:25:27

And then he walks out.

00:25:30

Marches out, actually.

00:25:34

so I know we keep saying the the meridian dead meridian is lawless dangerous uh you know

00:25:41

full of nouns but what exactly are we expecting out there like other fighters weird things

00:25:49

commander you've been on the edge of the space forever so

00:25:52

yeah there's uh there's really no

00:25:56

telling what we could

00:25:58

really expect out there,

00:25:59

but there's definitely going to be some

00:26:02

obstacles in our way.

00:26:03

Kind of.

00:26:05

What's the

00:26:06

strangest thing you've seen out there?

00:26:10

Oh, geez.

00:26:14

The strangest thing?

00:26:16

Oh, man.

00:26:20

You know, it's hard to say.

00:26:24

I don't know.

00:26:25

That's why I'm asking.

00:26:28

All right.

00:26:29

Well, it sounds

00:26:29

ominous

00:26:30

regardless.

00:26:32

Yeah, you know, you kind of just got to see what happens.

00:26:37

Now, Borvac, since we're all going to be kind of, you know, rolling out as a squad,

00:26:42

how are we going to communicate between the ships?

00:26:45

Do you got any walkie-talkies, any little comm links we can utilize?

00:26:51

Yeah, we'll have communication through each ship through

00:26:55

Milwaukee.

00:26:58

All right.

00:26:58

We'll need to be in

00:27:00

contact for sure.

00:27:02

Well, we got those charged up and ready to go?

00:27:08

Oh, yeah, we're ready to go.

00:27:09

We're prepared around here, so we're ready to go.

00:27:15

I imagine the plan will be at some point we'll get that meridian here,

00:27:20

And then, you know, I'll probably probably

00:27:27

have to.

00:27:28

That's why I'm bringing my little princess with me, because I can only take you so far.

00:27:33

And then I'm bailing.

00:27:35

You're not going to go the whole way?

00:27:38

I mean, pretty

00:27:39

much.

00:27:40

Right.

00:27:42

Oh, OK.

00:27:45

Yes.

00:27:47

Okay, so at that, he gives you, so you're about to walk away and go into your ship and prepare.

00:27:58

How would you leave the crew?

00:28:00

Like, what kind of salutation, if any?

00:28:05

Are you talking to me?

00:28:06

Yeah, Gaurvac.

00:28:07

Sorry.

00:28:08

Oh.

00:28:09

I assume you could see where I'm

00:28:10

looking.

00:28:13

Yeah, no, my screen is super small.

00:28:16

I don't think that would work either way

00:28:18

No

00:28:21

Alright well

00:28:22

I'm going to go start preparing

00:28:24

Let's uh

00:28:26

Clyde and

00:28:28

Uli are coming

00:28:30

On board my ship correct

00:28:33

Yep

00:28:34

I'm going to be co-captain

00:28:36

Right okay

00:28:37

Well I'm going to go start preparing

00:28:39

You guys you know

00:28:41

Best of luck to all of you

00:28:42

We're certainly going to need it

00:28:45

Nah, we'll be fine

00:28:49

Alright

00:28:51

Kale and Taz

00:28:53

You guys walk over back into the pizza van

00:28:55

It's been a little while since you've been inside of it

00:28:59

So, you know,

00:29:00

you're back home

00:29:01

I remember to flush, right?

00:29:03

I don't know, you want to check?

00:29:05

Yes

00:29:13

Okay

00:29:14

Can you just make sure those cages for Biff and or Boff and brisket are all good?

00:29:20

Oh, yeah.

00:29:21

Yeah.

00:29:21

Yeah.

00:29:22

Roll a mechanics check on that.

00:29:24

Oh, no.

00:29:28

Perhaps you shouldn't have been the cage

00:29:29

guy if you had no

00:29:29

mechanics.

00:29:34

Maybe you should have been shut up.

00:29:38

All right.

00:29:38

Well, yeah, you failed.

00:29:42

They're tied.

00:29:43

Yeah, you did your best, we'll say.

00:29:48

That's not good.

00:29:55

All right, cages are secure.

00:29:57

It's fine.

00:30:01

All right.

00:30:03

Okay, I'm going to trust you on that one, Taz.

00:30:06

You got all the food we need for this journey for both us and the animals?

00:30:12

I believe they stocked us up when we were in the Bo Jackson Skyhull Bowl dome.

00:30:18

All right.

00:30:23

Well, sounds like we're good.

00:30:25

I can't imagine what could go wrong.

00:30:27

I think you got the map to help guide me here.

00:30:31

I think we should be all good, right, Taz?

00:30:35

Yeah, we should be good.

00:30:36

Plus, we're following them.

00:30:38

Yeah,

00:30:38

as you say that,

00:30:40

they start to take off,

00:30:41

and you see them starting to hover and head out.

00:30:47

I think we should follow that ship.

00:30:50

Yeah.

00:30:51

The Little Princess.

00:30:52

I guess we're, you know,

00:30:55

Fizz and Pop are probably going to come along pretty shortly,

00:30:57

so I guess we should head out.

00:31:01

And that would be Fizz and Pop

00:31:03

as they take off and follow the Little Princess.

00:31:09

All right.

00:31:10

Tess,

00:31:11

lock in.

00:31:12

Take it

00:31:13

off.

00:31:14

All right.

00:31:16

I just put on my spacewalking suit first, and then I lock in.

00:31:22

All right, Tess.

00:31:23

All right.

00:31:24

Thank you for putting on your outfit.

00:31:26

We need to get going.

00:31:27

We're already behind, and we need to play catch-up.

00:31:30

Thank you.

00:31:31

I need to be in this in case if you need me to scout.

00:31:35

There's going to be no spacewalking if we have no idea where we're going

00:31:39

without any weapons.

00:31:41

As the princess fades off into the distance.

00:31:47

If only you had walkie-talkies.

00:31:53

Can you hear me?

00:31:55

Radio check.

00:31:57

Radio check.

00:31:58

Yes, we are still at port here.

00:32:03

Taz is putting on his spacewalking suit,

00:32:07

so you will have to give us a little bit of time.

00:32:10

We're not in a rush, right?

00:32:13

No, it's not.

00:32:15

Yes, you are in a rush.

00:32:17

Hey, well, we, you know, hey, Gorbeck, chill a little bit.

00:32:21

We had to secure the animals.

00:32:23

They are properly secured.

00:32:25

And now, hey, if you need someone to do spacewalking, we're now prepared for that.

00:32:29

All right?

00:32:30

We're coming.

00:32:31

You can maybe pull back

00:32:32

the car a little bit.

00:32:33

We'll catch up with you.

00:32:35

Yeah.

00:32:35

Why don't you just hold on a little bit, jerk?

00:32:38

Taz.

00:32:41

What? He's a jerk.

00:32:43

Alright, that's the Taz we know and tolerate.

00:32:48

Alright.

00:32:54

I don't have a token for this scene.

00:32:57

Oh, you should? Okay.

00:32:58

I mean, I don't know how to

00:32:59

turn that off.

00:33:04

I mean, all we're just seeing is supposed to be like black hexagons?

00:33:09

uh there should be

00:33:12

other stuff in here

00:33:13

inside a honeycomb

00:33:15

there's other hexagons

00:33:17

okay well it should be a little bit more than that

00:33:21

a lot of hexagons

00:33:22

oh there we go

00:33:24

did it come

00:33:26

you gotta zoom way out

00:33:28

there you go

00:33:31

alright

00:33:33

um

00:33:34

yeah as you guys start to take off

00:33:36

you sort of form up

00:33:39

and

00:33:40

in the background, yeah, you can see

00:33:42

Skyhold Base as

00:33:44

well as the Skyhold Base

00:33:47

or the Bojax

00:33:48

and Skyhold Dome.

00:33:50

Wait on. Bojax and

00:33:52

Skyhold Dome. Yeah, that's it.

00:33:54

Wow, it's really there.

00:33:56

It's really real.

00:33:58

And please,

00:34:00

please marvel in it. It took me

00:34:03

but precious seconds

00:34:04

to put together.

00:34:08

All right.

00:34:10

Why?

00:34:11

Yeah, you guys start heading out.

00:34:14

I mean, really, when you first start heading out, it looks pretty basic.

00:34:21

It's just space.

00:34:22

You don't really notice.

00:34:24

There's a lot of it.

00:34:26

And

00:34:26

there's a lot

00:34:26

of it.

00:34:27

And it's big, and you're small.

00:34:30

And you're starting to wonder, oh, what's so bad about this dead Meridian?

00:34:34

There's so much to walk.

00:34:37

Yes.

00:34:38

If you were to walk across the dead meridian,

00:34:41

it would take you a long time.

00:34:45

Several

00:34:45

seconds.

00:34:47

Clyde, do you think maybe we were wrong

00:34:49

to leave them both on that boat by themselves?

00:34:52

That ship by themselves?

00:34:53

With the wampa?

00:34:55

Yes, but I don't regret it.

00:34:59

I imagine I'm sitting in the front seat,

00:35:01

Kind of like with my, like, in Gorvac is driving, right?

00:35:08

Yeah.

00:35:09

All right, I'm sitting in the front seat, kind of like with my book in my hand,

00:35:11

kind of like, just kind of like take it all in, my legs, or am I,

00:35:17

am I, I'm holding my legs up, you know, because I'm just excited.

00:35:22

Are you comfortable over there, Clyde?

00:35:24

Oh, yes, yes.

00:35:26

It's very nice.

00:35:27

This space is very, very big, and we're very small, and it's

00:35:32

everywhere, isn't it?

00:35:36

Yeah, really, really starts

00:35:37

to give you an existential crisis.

00:35:41

Roll a perception.

00:35:43

Who?

00:35:46

Clyde, since you guys are in front.

00:35:48

Where's my token?

00:35:50

Did you check your butthole?

00:35:53

Ah.

00:35:53

Wow.

00:35:55

Feed up.

00:36:55

You want to take a shot at that thing?

00:36:57

No, no, no.

00:36:58

Let's shoot it.

00:36:59

I like your eye thinking.

00:37:01

Let's just shoot

00:37:01

it.

00:37:03

We'll ask questions later, right?

00:37:06

Yeah.

00:37:08

Oh, there's more of them.

00:37:09

There's three of them.

00:37:10

Oh, my.

00:37:12

Maybe don't shoot it.

00:37:14

No,

00:37:14

don't shoot it.

00:37:15

All right.

00:37:16

What

00:37:16

do you want me

00:37:17

to do, shoot or not shoot?

00:37:20

Wait until they do something.

00:37:22

I don't know.

00:37:22

They might be inactive.

00:37:23

We can just drift right by.

00:37:25

You know, just go back.

00:37:26

Drive casual.

00:37:28

Real casual.

00:37:30

I'm going to sit in the gunnery spot and be ready for the, you know, hands on, but I'm not shooting yet.

00:37:37

Nick, how casual are you driving?

00:37:40

I'm super casual right now.

00:37:41

I'm doing a Boo 40 right now.

00:37:44

All right.

00:37:45

40 parsecs.

00:37:47

Roll for a Boo

00:37:47

40.

00:37:51

What do I got to roll?

00:37:52

It'll be

00:37:53

planetary.

00:37:54

Or

00:37:55

piloting space for Boo 40.

00:38:04

I dropped my lightsaber.

00:38:10

Roll it as is?

00:38:12

Yeah.

00:38:19

Chuck failed.

00:38:21

Did

00:38:21

he just hit one?

00:38:23

Well, no, it's just not as casual as he would have hoped.

00:38:27

And they take notice.

00:38:30

And...

00:38:32

Correct.

00:38:33

Enter a attack posture.

00:38:37

Oh, I turned invisible.

00:38:39

They go invisible.

00:38:42

Oh, my God.

00:38:43

Another attack posture.

00:38:45

No ship that small has an

00:38:46

invisibility.

00:38:47

Did you say attack?

00:38:52

They're getting into some kind of attack posture.

00:38:55

Do you want me to attack?

00:38:56

Is that what you're

00:38:56

saying?

00:38:56

Uli.

00:38:57

Uli.

00:38:58

Yes, fire.

00:39:00

All right, so you're going to have to roll for initiative.

00:39:03

You guys will need to roll vigilance.

00:39:06

No, I'm sorry.

00:39:07

Cool.

00:39:10

And the probe droids will be rolling vigilance.

00:39:22

how

00:39:26

how

00:39:26

just roll cool right

00:39:27

or do we have to

00:39:28

roll like

00:39:29

no no

00:39:29

don't roll cool roll the initiative

00:39:31

in the tab

00:39:33

oh you guys aren't in here

00:39:35

that's right so I have to roll for the

00:39:39

can you roll

00:39:42

I'll just set

00:39:48

Okay, I can set this. Alright, so yeah

00:39:50

Roll a

00:39:52

Everybody roll a cool

00:39:55

And I will take

00:39:56

The best one. Like under skills?

00:39:57

Yeah, do that. And I'll take the best one and I'll assign it to the ship you're in

00:40:03

No difficulty?

00:40:09

Too late

00:40:10

I don't remember.

00:40:13

I think it is.

00:40:14

Do you want me

00:40:14

to do that as well?

00:40:15

Yeah.

00:40:19

Wow, that's

00:40:19

a lot of dice.

00:40:25

Commander Gorvek is 1.2.

00:40:30

Taz is 2.

00:40:35

Kale is 2.

00:40:36

All right, so I will update.

00:40:41

the pizza van

00:40:44

to two.

00:40:47

This.

00:40:50

Oh, that's not supposed to be there.

00:40:53

Get rid of that.

00:40:57

I guess I should give these guys names.

00:41:00

Fizz and Pop.

00:41:03

Hidden actor.

00:41:06

Who's hidden?

00:41:08

I don't know.

00:41:08

Says it on the initiative.

00:41:09

It didn't actor.

00:41:14

I assume it's Fizz or Pop.

00:41:19

Well, one of these I deleted, so...

00:41:24

Alright.

00:41:26

Two.

00:41:27

Little Princess is 2.1.

00:41:35

Fizz has to

00:41:36

roll.

00:41:41

I thought it was FC893468.

00:41:47

Thank you for noticing.

00:41:50

Then pop would be P0P86438.

00:42:04

This has got to be added.

00:42:06

Alright.

00:42:08

Hop and fizz.

00:42:10

Alright.

00:42:18

Okay.

00:42:21

Let's go ahead and fight these probes.

00:42:24

Little Princess, you're first.

00:42:26

Alright, I'm gonna...

00:42:28

Oh,

00:42:28

sorry.

00:42:30

I'm gonna roll

00:42:32

Gunnery?

00:42:33

Yeah.

00:42:34

Yeah.

00:42:34

Wait, am I taking

00:42:35

a shot at these guys?

00:42:37

Yeah.

00:42:39

You'll be...

00:42:40

Yeah, you'll be...

00:42:41

No, you're not in this one.

00:42:42

You are in...

00:42:44

What is their weapons?

00:42:49

Yeah.

00:42:50

Yeah, roll the...

00:42:52

Thunder Combat and then Gunnery.

00:42:54

Yeah, the Gunnery.

00:42:55

Yeah.

00:42:55

Yeah.

00:42:56

Okay.

00:43:02

All right, success is three.

00:43:04

Yeah, you're able to destroy one of the probe droids.

00:43:13

Never done that before.

00:43:17

Glad you see that.

00:43:19

It really blew up.

00:43:23

Yeah.

00:43:27

All right.

00:43:28

Next would be one of the probe droids.

00:43:32

And they are going to attack.

00:43:35

Leave us alone.

00:43:37

Nope.

00:43:37

Nope.

00:43:38

Not going to do that.

00:43:40

It's going to attack the little princess.

00:43:45

How do I roll?

00:43:46

Combat.

00:43:50

Gunnery.

00:43:56

Failed.

00:43:57

Take that trick.

00:43:59

All right.

00:43:59

Nice.

00:44:01

Another probe droid comes by to shoot.

00:44:08

And I guess they would roll a gunnery as well.

00:44:18

Check fail.

00:44:21

That brings up, I guess, the Kappa-class shuttle, which is the pizza van.

00:44:29

I guess all we can really do is raise the shields, right?

00:44:34

Yeah, we don't have any weapons, so can we just raise the shields?

00:44:37

You can move around.

00:44:39

Do you want to pull a next one and

00:44:42

I can jump out and grab it?

00:44:48

Is that what you want to do, Taz?

00:44:50

Not really, no.

00:44:52

All right, then let's

00:44:53

maybe maneuver a little bit behind.

00:45:28

Alright, let's say Fizz is on the left, or the top, and Pop is on the right.

00:45:36

Fizz is going to make a maneuver closer to these probe droids, and shoot itself, this

00:45:42

slight laser cannon.

00:45:45

Cannot find crew for this vehicle.

00:45:47

Well, that's not good.

00:45:51

Fizz, where'd you go?

00:45:54

Alright, so I have to add people to this.

00:45:58

I see.

00:45:59

It's probably with

00:45:59

Pop.

00:46:00

They're inseparable.

00:46:02

That's right.

00:46:03

He's in the little droid dome?

00:46:06

Uh, no.

00:46:09

They both took the same ship,

00:46:12

and then the other one's on autopilot.

00:46:15

They couldn't stand to be apart.

00:46:16

They just slaved it.

00:46:18

Well, we don't say that anymore.

00:46:22

Tasseled.

00:46:24

Tasseled.

00:46:25

He's got a lasso in between.

00:46:28

I put the...

00:46:30

Yeah, they're just dragging it through space.

00:46:34

Through.

00:46:37

Oh, because he's as the role of pilot.

00:46:39

He should not be pilot.

00:46:41

He's pilot and gunner.

00:46:44

Alright.

00:46:47

There we go.

00:46:52

Check succeeded.

00:46:54

Destroying one of the drones.

00:46:58

This doesn't

00:46:59

seem so hard

00:47:01

Aye

00:47:02

Aye Gordon

00:47:04

Aye Gordon

00:47:05

Aye nice shot there Fizz

00:47:06

Is this Pop? I confuse you guys all the time

00:47:09

That's rude

00:47:11

Yes we are clones

00:47:12

And yes we are inseparable

00:47:13

But please we have separate identities

00:47:16

We are whole people

00:47:19

With histories

00:47:20

Dreams, ambitions

00:47:22

You guys have the same history though

00:47:24

Kind of, yes

00:47:27

I'm sorry, are you still talking?

00:47:30

I'm Fizz

00:47:33

Great,

00:47:34

thank you

00:47:36

And now, I'm Pop

00:47:38

What should I do, Commander?

00:47:42

Holy Christ with these two

00:47:44

Just shoot the damn thing

00:47:46

Great idea

00:47:47

Superb thinking

00:47:50

Oh boy

00:47:52

Oh boy, I'm doing such a good job

00:47:57

yeah

00:47:59

these

00:48:00

are some

00:48:00

fine men you've got here commander

00:48:03

I'm so glad we saved them

00:48:08

I hate

00:48:09

you guys so much

00:48:10

alright

00:48:12

and I hate you so much

00:48:14

you killed all of your adversaries

00:48:18

we were killed by NBC's

00:48:22

we didn't do anything

00:48:25

you tried

00:48:27

we drifted lazily behind you guys

00:48:30

wait did

00:48:31

I thought Uli shot did she miss

00:48:33

yeah yeah

00:48:34

I got one of

00:48:35

them

00:48:35

you took one out

00:48:37

that's the

00:48:38

first time I've ever shot

00:48:39

that's the first time I've ever shot something

00:48:41

with a giant gun

00:48:43

ship gun

00:48:45

gunnery

00:48:47

it's pretty awesome isn't it

00:48:49

yeah

00:48:53

from the

00:48:54

Pizza Wagon, good shooting up there, everyone.

00:48:56

I appreciate the cover.

00:49:01

Oh, yes.

00:49:04

No problem there.

00:49:06

Kale, Sergeant, Captain.

00:49:10

What are you again?

00:49:12

Admiral, that's right.

00:49:16

He's the manager.

00:49:18

Oh, I'm sorry.

00:49:19

Manager Kale.

00:49:21

Manager of what?

00:49:52

Space junket fired

00:49:53

at us.

00:49:53

It

00:49:54

missed.

00:49:55

Maybe space junket.

00:49:58

You never know out here.

00:49:59

You never know.

00:50:00

Yeah.

00:50:01

I mean, there's wars.

00:50:03

Yeah.

00:50:05

Yeah.

00:50:06

Oh,

00:50:06

duh.

00:50:09

Can we scan the space junk?

00:50:12

Do we have a scanner?

00:50:13

I mean,

00:50:14

it's no perception,

00:50:14

but I mean, can we see it?

00:50:16

We do

00:50:17

have a space walker that we could use

00:50:20

to maybe look at some of the debris

00:50:23

if we want to utilize that person.

00:50:26

Yeah.

00:50:27

Just let them drift off into space.

00:50:29

If perhaps one of you

00:50:30

wants to boss them around.

00:50:32

If perhaps

00:50:33

one of you wants

00:50:33

to just, you know,

00:50:34

let them drift off.

00:50:38

Silently.

00:50:39

You're in your suit.

00:50:40

We didn't do anything during that battle,

00:50:41

so we're going to go check out the junk.

00:50:44

You ready?

00:50:45

All right.

00:50:47

Did I get to spacewalk?

00:50:49

Get a spacewalk, bud.

00:50:50

Oh,

00:50:51

I gotta see this.

00:50:52

I'm gonna press my face up against the glass.

00:50:54

Alright,

00:50:55

you guys are

00:50:56

driving by.

00:50:58

There's probably

00:51:00

two instances of

00:51:02

space junk. You see some on your left.

00:51:04

It looks... You can see it, right?

00:51:06

It's like pinkish.

00:51:08

It looks

00:51:10

like junk, like a wreckage.

00:51:13

And you see

00:51:14

on the right

00:51:17

there is

00:51:19

some

00:51:20

debris in the form of asteroids, like a little asteroid pocket, you know?

00:51:27

That's totally a thing.

00:51:29

Well,

00:51:30

I don't think we should go for the asteroids.

00:51:32

I think we should go for the stuff that looks like it was

00:51:36

built.

00:51:40

Gorvak, does that look like parts of any ship or anything that you recognize at all?

00:51:47

Is there

00:51:47

any symbols on the side of

00:51:48

the ship?

00:51:49

Or the drones?

00:51:50

We have to tell

00:51:52

your little buddy, Taz, to be careful out there.

00:51:57

These could be trapped.

00:52:00

Oh, you care about

00:52:01

me.

00:52:03

All right.

00:52:04

I just don't want to

00:52:04

help him get you back.

00:52:07

Go ahead and roll a perception then, Gorvek, Commander.

00:52:41

I'm going to ask you anyway.

00:52:42

Do you know what you want to spend your triumph on?

00:52:51

No.

00:52:52

Okay.

00:52:53

All right.

00:52:54

Andy, since this is related to you,

00:52:58

maybe I should tell you what you see first.

00:53:01

You see it is debris.

00:53:02

It looks like a damaged ship that was kind of blown up.

00:53:06

It looks like it was attacked and blown up.

00:53:10

and

00:53:15

that's basically it

00:53:16

that's what you're seeing

00:53:19

but you do have

00:53:20

a triumph Andy maybe you can help him

00:53:22

and maybe the sort of things he can use

00:53:24

with this triumph or if you have an idea

00:53:26

you can run with it

00:53:27

I think he was able to see exactly where

00:53:30

the

00:53:32

the cockpit was

00:53:34

but I know where to go instead of wasting time

00:53:36

trying to find it

00:53:39

Okay, sure.

00:53:42

So, yeah, you can see exactly where the cockpit is

00:53:45

and where, like, the fuselage is in that if there were any,

00:53:52

what would you say, like, stuff to salvage,

00:53:56

you could tell them, you could show them exactly where it's at.

00:53:59

Yeah.

00:54:04

Let's have you relay that information to Kale.

00:54:07

Cale, you can drive the, what would you call it?

00:54:12

Now, what would you call it?

00:54:12

The pizza van.

00:54:13

You can drive the pizza van up to the debris, the debris space.

00:54:19

So can you highlight the ship if you click on it?

00:54:25

Yeah.

00:54:26

No, not really.

00:54:28

Oh, okay.

00:54:28

I was wondering if you could roll it yourself

00:54:30

because you're in the van.

00:54:31

I put you in there while we were on break.

00:54:33

I cannot.

00:54:35

I don't think.

00:54:35

Let me see.

00:54:38

I don't know.

00:54:42

Maybe I have to put you guys' zoner on the pizza van.

00:54:53

I don't know how to do that cheat option.

00:55:00

Yeah, you're in there, but I guess you can't roll

00:55:01

on it.

00:55:01

All right, so just go ahead and roll a piloting.

00:55:15

Looks successful to me.

00:55:19

Alright.

00:55:20

You guys are pulling up close to the

00:55:24

debris field.

00:55:26

You slowly pull up to it

00:55:29

and you're getting close

00:55:31

but you cannot get...

00:55:32

You get as close as you can before veering into the debris and putting the ship at risk.

00:55:40

All right, Taz, this is where I drop you off.

00:55:43

Please don't venture too far.

00:55:46

They're close to the ship, and I'll be watching out for you.

00:55:49

All right.

00:55:51

I guess, yeah, I'll be watching out.

00:55:54

Let me know what you see up there.

00:55:56

Taz Faithwalker, out.

00:55:58

Put on my helmet.

00:56:01

Good, good, because I was going to catch you on that.

00:56:02

Good thing you brought it up.

00:56:05

And I jump out the door, the airlock.

00:56:10

And now you are floating in space.

00:56:12

All right.

00:56:14

All right, roll an athletics.

00:56:24

Not all right.

00:56:26

Okay.

00:56:29

So you're going to bang into the debris, but I would like you to color that in narratively.

00:56:38

I jump out, but since I've never done it before, Taz just, he jumped way too hard.

00:56:46

And he's heading right for the cockpit to try to get some good salvage material or, you know, see if he can get some data information.

00:56:54

And he just slams right into the door.

00:56:56

All right, take two strain.

00:57:00

Oh, I guess I don't

00:57:02

You

00:57:02

have to do that

00:57:03

I should get Taz out there

00:57:06

Oh,

00:57:06

he's way too big

00:57:08

No, you're not

00:57:12

Like the

00:57:14

2001 space baby

00:57:15

Alright, you should be able to open yourself now

00:57:18

I did

00:57:19

You can always open yourself from the character tab

00:57:23

It's the same tab

00:57:25

It's like next to the combat tab

00:57:28

Oh, okay.

00:57:29

You

00:57:29

should be able to get your sheet.

00:57:30

Okay, so you do bounce off and roll a perception.

00:57:38

But put a setback because you're a little dazed for having hit some debris.

00:57:49

Check failed.

00:57:51

Threat.

00:57:54

Okay.

00:57:54

You don't see anything, and from behind you, you roll for combat.

00:58:08

Do I

00:58:09

have my

00:58:09

force spike?

00:58:11

I don't know, but I know you have your helmet, so there's that.

00:58:16

Damn it.

00:58:17

Hold me on the other side.

00:58:18

All right.

00:58:20

Let's make this sort of like a simple combat.

00:58:24

Roll an initiative.

00:58:29

So just roll.

00:58:30

You would be rolling cool.

00:58:33

Okay.

00:58:34

You want to get rid of all the other stuff

00:58:36

out here?

00:58:37

I can't.

00:58:39

There's not.

00:58:41

Oh, here.

00:58:41

End combat.

00:58:43

Yeah, but I'm not going to use that to

00:58:45

manage

00:58:46

this.

00:58:47

So I just roll cool?

00:58:49

Yeah.

00:58:53

How'd you do?

00:58:53

I

00:58:54

failed.

00:58:55

You failed?

00:58:56

Okay.

00:58:57

Well, I

00:58:57

have one seed,

00:58:58

I think.

00:59:01

Oh, no, that's an advantage.

00:59:02

Yeah, you actually did better than the opponent.

00:59:07

So go ahead and go first.

00:59:10

I don't even know what the opponent is.

00:59:13

It's behind you.

00:59:14

So now it's gotten your attention.

00:59:15

You turn around.

00:59:17

It is in, let's see, can I show this to you?

00:59:20

It's a droid floating out into space.

00:59:23

It looks like this.

00:59:24

Oh, it's an art unit.

00:59:27

Yeah.

00:59:30

I'm just going to, since I just hit myself off the cockpit,

00:59:38

I'm going to brace against the back of it and just push this droid with my feet.

00:59:44

Like push it away?

00:59:45

Push it away from me, yeah.

00:59:46

Okay.

00:59:48

If it hits other things, it does.

00:59:49

If it just keeps going and going and going,

00:59:53

That's fine, too.

00:59:54

All right.

00:59:55

I think that would be athletics, right?

00:59:57

Yeah.

00:59:58

Okay.

01:00:03

Sakeetid.

01:00:04

Four threats.

01:00:08

I'm going to say that as you kicked it, you hit a power outlet,

01:00:15

and it zapped your foot.

01:00:19

So you lost your foot.

01:00:21

I thought electricity doesn't work in space.

01:00:24

No, that's a myth.

01:00:28

Don't tell me

01:00:28

I lost my toe.

01:00:30

Your toe, I mean, you do have four threads.

01:00:35

You need to be fair.

01:00:36

Four toes.

01:00:38

Yeah.

01:00:40

Your toe got wedged, and you lost a toe.

01:00:45

Goddamn.

01:00:50

And, uh, but on the good side, the check succeeded and, uh, you kicked the salvage into deep space.

01:01:01

At the

01:01:02

cost of

01:01:02

your toe.

01:01:03

At the

01:01:03

cost

01:01:03

of the toe.

01:01:04

Yes.

01:01:05

Uli's watching this from the screen, just from the window.

01:01:08

She's like, did he just get into a fight with a trash can and

01:01:12

lose?

01:01:12

Did he just lose

01:01:13

his toe?

01:01:16

What?

01:01:17

You okay out there, buddy?

01:01:19

What's going on?

01:01:20

I lost

01:01:20

the toe.

01:01:22

How did that happen?

01:01:24

There was a droid.

01:01:26

I kicked it.

01:01:28

And it took my toe.

01:01:34

I mean, I

01:01:35

would have told you there

01:01:38

was an R2 unit behind you,

01:01:40

but I didn't think it was a threat.

01:01:43

I'm

01:01:43

going to lost for words.

01:01:44

He ran into me.

01:01:45

I got scared.

01:01:46

kicked it and it pulled my toe off.

01:01:50

Can you

01:01:50

continue spacewalking or do you need to come back?

01:01:54

No, I can keep going, I think.

01:01:57

We're like a space hobble at this

01:01:58

point.

01:02:01

Can I do

01:02:02

a perception check to see what else would maybe

01:02:04

Kaz would want to spacewalk

01:02:06

to?

01:02:07

Sure.

01:02:18

success all right yeah you you see another device out there uh it looks like maybe it's

01:02:25

uh this like the space black box um which is strangely orange

01:02:34

Taz, you see a little bit to your right over there?

01:02:38

There's a rectangular looking piece.

01:02:41

Yeah.

01:02:42

It's orange.

01:02:44

See that?

01:02:45

Kind of sticks out in the

01:02:45

blackness of space.

01:02:48

Do you want to maybe see if you can grab that?

01:02:51

Come back?

01:02:51

Yeah, I'll walk over and grab it.

01:02:54

Spacewalk.

01:02:56

I spacewalk over and grab it.

01:02:57

Space limb.

01:02:58

Space limb.

01:02:59

Oh, yes.

01:03:12

Oh shit

01:03:14

Now you know what it is

01:03:16

Roll in athletics

01:03:18

Did you roll that already?

01:03:20

I did the first time

01:03:22

Yeah but this is a different time

01:03:24

This is a different toe

01:03:29

Yes

01:03:59

Okay.

01:04:01

Taz,

01:04:02

can you describe what that is?

01:04:04

What you got there?

01:04:06

Nope.

01:04:06

I think it's a tape deck.

01:04:10

But I don't know.

01:04:12

I'm a little focused on my loss of toe.

01:04:16

Thank you for caring about that, not just this debris that I picked up.

01:04:21

Nine out of ten isn't bad, Taz.

01:04:23

Let's just say that.

01:04:24

You

01:04:24

got ten.

01:04:26

It's easy to say when you got ten.

01:04:29

true very true but uh you know i i still believe in your abilities to carry out the rest of this

01:04:37

mission

01:04:37

this is gonna throw my whole balance off and everything all

01:04:42

right yeah you you jump back

01:04:45

into uh the pizza van and you bring in the tape deck and yeah you present it to um kale

01:04:55

I'm

01:04:56

going

01:04:56

to go find the

01:04:57

back of the tank.

01:05:00

Yep, go take your

01:05:01

little

01:05:03

bath in the tank.

01:05:05

Make sure you disinfect

01:05:07

all of that.

01:05:10

Gourvec and crew

01:05:11

of the Little Princess, we got a

01:05:13

tape deck here.

01:05:15

It looks like, do you guys want to

01:05:17

come over and investigate, or do we want to

01:05:19

drop it off with you guys?

01:05:22

No, that's not necessary

01:05:25

Why don't you just go ahead and see

01:05:26

Is there any playable material on there?

01:05:31

Clyde, you work at a library

01:05:33

You know about a bunch of old stuff

01:05:34

You know anything about this?

01:05:36

Well, tape decks are known for recording

01:05:40

And things, and typically

01:05:41

They have a play button on them

01:05:43

I would advise you to press the play button

01:05:48

Just

01:05:48

watch, it's going to be like

01:05:49

Ooga Chaka,

01:05:50

Ooga, Ooga, Ooga Chaka.

01:05:53

And

01:05:54

stop this

01:05:55

feeling.

01:05:59

Clyde, Kale, yeah, roll a, well, I assume you were going to try and push the play button,

01:06:04

but I don't know if you are or not.

01:06:07

You know what, guys?

01:06:08

There's a lot of buttons on here.

01:06:11

There's two that are green.

01:06:13

I'm going to try to press one of them and see what happens.

01:06:15

All right, yeah, roll a computers check.

01:06:17

I want to give you a boost based on Clyde's instruction, albeit limited.

01:06:24

Yeah.

01:06:26

Limited, but expert.

01:06:31

Are you kidding me?

01:06:33

One.

01:06:33

Oh, man, I didn't see that one there.

01:06:35

All right.

01:06:36

Yeah.

01:06:37

You see it, some ominous music plays from it.

01:06:39

And by music, I mean a recording.

01:06:42

And you hear a voice playing.

01:06:45

You've served orders.

01:06:47

now serve purpose.

01:06:49

This war, this chaos, is not the end.

01:06:52

It is the molting of something greater.

01:06:54

The Republic dies in delusion,

01:06:56

and the Jedi cling to hollow codes they no longer understand.

01:06:59

But I remember, I remember what the Force truly is.

01:07:02

Not peace, not violence, not control.

01:07:06

Truth.

01:07:07

If you are tired of marching toward unknown ends,

01:07:09

if you hear the tremble in the galaxy's breath,

01:07:11

if you have been left behind,

01:07:14

come to Hoth.

01:07:16

Come to the compound.

01:07:18

Come to Clarity.

01:07:19

Your chains have names.

01:07:21

Let me show them to you.

01:07:25

Is that Solvar?

01:07:27

It is

01:07:27

Solvar.

01:07:28

You recognize the voice.

01:07:29

I mean in

01:07:29

character.

01:07:30

Is

01:07:30

that Solvar?

01:07:33

I mean, I thought it sounded like this Jedi Life podcast.

01:07:37

I wasn't quite sure exactly who this was, but I'm glad, Clyde, you could suss that out.

01:07:45

Well, he's got a very arrogant tone, but well-spoken.

01:07:51

Does it scare anyone else?

01:07:52

You guys know

01:07:53

this person?

01:07:54

Yeah, that's who we're going to go meet.

01:07:58

You haven't heard of Tyber so far?

01:08:00

Yeah, he's kind of a looney tune.

01:08:02

Yeah.

01:08:03

We haven't either.

01:08:06

Well,

01:08:07

as the tape suggested, he's a little aggressive.

01:08:10

In a looney tune.

01:08:11

In a looney tune, yes.

01:08:13

I think

01:08:13

we got a murderer.

01:08:15

All right, we've heard of him.

01:08:18

Fizz, Pop,

01:08:19

you've heard of him?

01:08:20

You're on this line?

01:08:22

Yeah, it's a party line.

01:08:24

He gave us all the walkie-talkies.

01:08:27

Yeah, of course.

01:08:28

You guys heard of him?

01:08:30

And this is Pop, by the way, not Fizz.

01:08:33

Sorry, my mistake.

01:08:35

Fizz and or Pop.

01:08:37

Yes.

01:08:39

Yes, Pop.

01:08:40

Did you hear about my tone?

01:08:42

Yes.

01:08:44

Yeah, well, it happens.

01:08:46

Good thing you've got nine others.

01:08:48

It's just a tow, as they say.

01:08:50

What do you know about Tyrus Solvar?

01:08:52

Oh, he's been trying to recruit the clones.

01:08:54

He's been trying to recruit us for quite a while now.

01:08:58

Yeah, he just sends out these messages.

01:09:00

Yeah, we've heard them too.

01:09:06

Why is this the first I'm hearing of it?

01:09:12

No, speak English.

01:09:16

Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:09:18

Again with these guys.

01:09:20

You've said Jesus Christ enough sometimes.

01:09:22

Imagine he's actually from our world and he's just in Star Wars' world.

01:09:27

It's like, Jesus

01:09:27

Christ, none of this makes any fucking sense.

01:09:30

Mind tricks.

01:09:32

Sir, we didn't know how to bring it up.

01:09:36

We're not going.

01:09:37

We're not going to him.

01:09:40

Yes, we are.

01:09:41

I mean,

01:09:41

why?

01:09:42

We are.

01:09:42

I'm not.

01:09:43

Yes.

01:09:44

So, I mean, we're still loyal to you.

01:09:46

I mean, he's got some good points.

01:09:49

Do you know anyone else who's gone over to his side?

01:09:55

Permission to speak freely?

01:09:59

Sir?

01:10:00

Permission granted.

01:10:01

Permission granted.

01:10:01

Go ahead.

01:10:02

Let's hear this.

01:10:04

Yes.

01:10:05

There have been some clones that have gone to him.

01:10:12

Son of a bitch

01:10:17

Yes

01:10:21

This is uh

01:10:23

Wow

01:10:24

Got real personal

01:10:27

Um

01:10:28

How many

01:10:28

clones

01:10:29

have

01:10:29

gone

01:10:29

to them?

01:10:31

Oh

01:10:33

Three or

01:10:35

Four

01:10:38

Oh

01:10:39

from our troop.

01:10:41

Oh, from your troop. So how many total?

01:10:44

I don't know.

01:10:45

You'd have to ask him.

01:10:48

I thought I was a mass activist.

01:10:49

What's he

01:10:49

trying to entice you

01:10:50

with

01:10:51

to get you to go over there?

01:10:53

Well, I mean, he's just saying

01:10:56

what we're all thinking.

01:10:57

Like, how long is this war gonna go on?

01:10:59

And are we just gonna keep

01:11:01

fighting like we're the good guys?

01:11:04

Like,

01:11:05

we really need to get this

01:11:07

war over with.

01:11:09

The sooner we get to stability, the better.

01:11:12

Aren't we

01:11:13

the good guys, though?

01:11:15

Yes, but good guys finish last.

01:11:20

At least that's his argument.

01:11:23

Oh, I'm just saying, that's his argument.

01:11:26

In my darkest times, I feel like I understand

01:11:29

where he's coming from.

01:11:33

From Space New Zealand?

01:11:35

Or Hoth.

01:11:36

The

01:11:36

opposite.

01:12:09

um like gorvac like like a child on christmas uh he sees as you get closer

01:12:18

closer and closer um you see a real battle brewing you guys are still a little bit further

01:12:24

out they don't see you but you do see um some ships uh they look like separatist ships i.e.

01:12:32

the enemy.

01:12:35

And Gorvek

01:12:37

is starting to

01:12:39

almost salivate.

01:12:43

All right.

01:12:43

Here we go.

01:12:45

Are you all right

01:12:47

there, Commander?

01:12:48

You're drooling.

01:12:51

He is drooling.

01:12:54

We're about to get in the shit now.

01:12:57

We don't have to.

01:12:58

He can go

01:12:59

around.

01:12:59

I live for this.

01:13:01

And he hits the radio.

01:13:02

There's no phone.

01:13:12

And he starts leading...

01:13:13

Oh, I did the accent.

01:13:15

He starts leading you into battle, heading straight on into this.

01:13:26

All right, let's go.

01:13:28

Uli, don't you get on those blasters there?

01:13:37

Kale, are you...

01:13:41

Oops, what did he say,

01:13:42

Kale?

01:13:44

Kale, are you guys there?

01:13:47

What do you need from us, Corvac?

01:13:51

I'm going to need you to raise your shields on your pizza van

01:13:56

and just go crashing in there.

01:14:03

That sounds like a terrible idea.

01:14:06

Oh, no, it's a great idea.

01:14:08

We got your back.

01:14:11

You'll be covered.

01:14:12

It'll be fine.

01:14:13

I want you in front of us.

01:14:17

Don't hide behind us.

01:14:22

Gormack, I don't know.

01:14:23

Kaz and I are really equipped to do that.

01:14:26

Are you?

01:14:28

Alright.

01:14:28

We

01:14:29

are

01:14:29

down a toll over here.

01:14:31

You guys are starting to talk back to him.

01:14:33

Gorvek, he grabs the guns from, he jumps out of his seat, grabs the guns from Uli, and starts to fire at an approaching, he dives right at an enemy fighter.

01:14:49

Go ahead and roll gunnery, if you would, please.

01:14:56

uh,

01:14:57

Gorvac.

01:14:59

Thank you.

01:15:02

Yes.

01:15:02

Chuck succeeded.

01:15:03

Uh,

01:15:03

he flies the little princess directly at the,

01:15:06

uh,

01:15:07

one of these fighters and,

01:15:09

uh,

01:15:10

let's see,

01:15:10

trauma.

01:15:11

So two successes.

01:15:13

So,

01:15:15

and does some damage on a fighter from his,

01:15:19

uh,

01:15:19

what,

01:15:20

I don't even know what you call this,

01:15:21

uh,

01:15:22

this gunship that you guys are flying the little princess.

01:15:28

I'm gonna run up to the cockpit

01:15:30

where Clyde is and he's like

01:15:32

Clyde, he's down there shooting

01:15:34

I did not agree to this part

01:15:36

Yeah, he's kind of

01:15:38

you hear this music he's got going on in the background

01:15:40

the guy's kind of lost his rocker

01:15:45

Are you thinking about ditching

01:15:46

or what should we do?

01:15:48

No, I don't know where are we supposed to go

01:15:51

Space

01:15:52

We're in space

01:15:53

We didn't bring our helmets

01:15:55

There's so much of it out there

01:15:58

Alright well

01:16:00

Can you pilot this thing?

01:16:02

I mean I can try

01:16:03

Okay well switch spots with me then

01:16:06

Alright I'm piloting

01:16:07

I'm in here now

01:16:08

We get up and switch spots

01:16:12

I don't know how to co-pilot

01:16:13

But I don't know what else to do

01:16:16

Just look at the

01:16:16

map

01:16:20

Alright

01:16:21

I guess maybe

01:16:23

I ought to put you in combat.

01:16:29

I'm not going to put the tape deck in combat.

01:16:33

Not a transformer.

01:16:35

Can we roll initiative?

01:16:39

I don't know how to roll initiative on these.

01:16:47

All right.

01:16:48

Yeah, just everybody, just roll vigilance.

01:16:54

constant vigilance

01:17:01

no I failed

01:17:08

alright

01:17:10

I don't think you can

01:17:11

fail

01:17:14

oh commander Gillian Gorvek

01:17:15

had a triumph which makes sense

01:17:18

so he's gonna be at the

01:17:20

top

01:17:21

Let's call...

01:17:23

He's in the little princess.

01:17:29

Let me give him...

01:17:31

Ten.

01:17:33

Let's see...

01:17:36

Fizz and Pop.

01:17:39

I don't know how they would even...

01:17:41

Skills?

01:17:52

All right.

01:17:55

And Kale, you're going to have one.

01:18:05

I need to figure out how to do this.

01:18:17

Okay.

01:18:22

and the pizza van

01:18:25

Kayla you had one right

01:18:28

or what did you roll you had a success

01:18:31

one success one threat

01:18:32

okay

01:18:37

all right little princess

01:18:39

you're first

01:18:40

you see there are three star fighters

01:18:43

there's a station in the back

01:18:47

and

01:18:48

A somewhat larger ship hanging towards the station.

01:18:55

The Little Princess, so it could be Uli, Clyde, or Gorbeck taking the action.

01:19:05

He did get one free action in his bloodlust.

01:19:09

Did that

01:19:09

destroy anything?

01:19:11

No, it took

01:19:11

damage,

01:19:12

but it

01:19:12

did not destroy it.

01:19:15

This ship here on the left is the one that he attacked.

01:19:19

So I guess you'd be pretty close to that one.

01:19:24

What

01:19:24

are we going to do?

01:19:25

Can I maneuver the ship so that the commander could shoot better?

01:19:30

Yes.

01:19:31

All righty.

01:19:32

So that's one maneuver.

01:19:35

Yeah, go ahead and piloting space.

01:19:37

Yeah.

01:19:42

All right.

01:19:44

All right.

01:19:46

Okay, so...

01:19:47

I maneuver

01:19:47

it really fast and, like, you know, like dodging shit and, like, you know, get it at a really good angle for a hip to blast.

01:19:54

Alright, and then...

01:19:56

Alright, I keep shooting, like, just like an insane person.

01:20:01

Like, just out of my mind.

01:20:03

How does that sound

01:20:04

exactly?

01:20:04

Like a normal insane person.

01:20:06

What's that?

01:20:07

How does that sound exactly?

01:20:10

Oh, something like this.

01:20:41

Yeah, it's the light blue one.

01:20:53

I'm not sure you're not.

01:20:56

Where

01:20:57

is it at?

01:21:00

It should be...

01:21:04

Under...

01:21:05

I guess...

01:21:09

I don't know what it looks like

01:21:10

Can someone tell me with that, what it looks like if you...

01:21:14

So it's

01:21:15

under combat,

01:21:16

gunnery, and then it's the blue dice.

01:21:19

Yeah, so you should see, you have a list of dice, proficiency, ability, challenge,

01:21:23

difficulty.

01:21:23

Oh, I

01:21:23

gotcha.

01:21:24

So it's after

01:21:24

you open up the menu already.

01:21:27

Yeah.

01:21:28

Okay.

01:21:29

And then just the light blue should be one.

01:21:31

Yeah.

01:21:32

Okay, gotcha, sorry about that.

01:21:34

Not a problem.

01:21:37

And you succeeded.

01:21:40

let's see that was two successes

01:21:43

so you do destroy

01:21:44

one of the star fighters

01:21:48

now

01:21:49

I have an accent

01:21:53

and his blood

01:21:56

his blood lust gives him an accent

01:21:59

becomes more clone like

01:22:04

alright

01:22:07

pizza

01:22:08

van

01:22:11

I don't know what we can do

01:22:12

yeah I mean do you want to go

01:22:15

I'm not really interested in fighting

01:22:16

doing Gorvax

01:22:18

becoming a battering ram do you want to maybe hide

01:22:20

in the debris or maybe this little

01:22:22

this little star field or

01:22:24

this little asteroid field over here

01:22:27

can we try to drift towards

01:22:29

the bigger ship not the station

01:22:31

but the bigger ship

01:22:34

and I can

01:22:35

jump out and attack it

01:22:37

with a force spike

01:22:45

I

01:22:45

mean it's our only option to do any damage

01:22:50

Bloodlust is contagious

01:22:52

It brings callbacks to jumping into a pile of garbage

01:22:58

Or running through a

01:22:59

freshly opened door

01:23:01

Yeah, yeah, seems very on brand for Taz

01:23:04

Um,

01:23:05

yeah, I mean, Kaz, hey, you know, I know you're a little bit injured, but if that's

01:23:09

what you want to do, uh, it sounds like Gorbeck signed off on it.

01:23:13

Uh, I can try to get you as close as possible.

01:23:15

Maybe you can do a little space, uh, leap, uh, onto the, the larger of the, uh, um, enemy

01:23:26

ships here.

01:23:27

Yeah.

01:23:28

Yeah.

01:23:28

Sounds like a plan to me.

01:23:30

They'll see the ship coming.

01:23:31

They won't see a single person.

01:23:34

Oh, that's classic.

01:23:35

All right.

01:23:36

Roll a

01:23:36

piloting space.

01:23:46

Successful.

01:23:47

I

01:23:48

don't like

01:23:48

the threats, though.

01:23:49

Yeah, the threats.

01:23:51

All right.

01:23:51

So they see the ship coming up.

01:23:56

You do get closer.

01:23:58

You do see that it's starting to target the ship.

01:24:02

But you do have a maneuver if you'd like to use it.

01:24:06

If you're not going to use, you don't have a way to shoot,

01:24:09

so you'd have a maneuver.

01:24:12

Let's maneuver this bitch.

01:24:16

A maneuver might be a person jumping out of the ship.

01:24:19

I wasn't sure if that was the maneuver or not.

01:24:22

Doesn't have to be.

01:24:24

There is still time to not do that.

01:24:27

Paz puts his helmet back on.

01:24:30

All right, good thing

01:24:30

he remembered.

01:24:31

Locks and loads into

01:24:33

the

01:24:34

pike.

01:24:36

Yeah, into the pike.

01:24:36

He definitely brings the pike this time.

01:24:39

Okay.

01:24:39

He launches out pike

01:24:40

first.

01:24:43

At the ship.

01:24:45

All right.

01:24:45

Go ahead and roll in athletics.

01:24:54

Yes.

01:24:57

Successful.

01:24:58

Correct.

01:24:59

Successful.

01:25:00

All right.

01:25:00

You thud directly onto the side of the ship.

01:25:03

Oof.

01:25:04

Not again.

01:25:05

All right.

01:25:06

Fizz.

01:25:09

He starts coming around.

01:25:11

He's going to maneuver and shoot at one of the fighters.

01:25:18

Oi.

01:25:19

I'm fighting.

01:25:25

He misses.

01:25:27

Not very well.

01:25:29

Oi.

01:25:30

Easy

01:25:30

for you to say.

01:25:35

All right, that brings it to an enemy slot.

01:25:42

I'm going to go ahead and take one of these fighters, the one that just missed,

01:25:46

and fire at the little princess.

01:25:50

No, no, no,

01:25:52

no.

01:25:54

No what?

01:25:55

Hold tight.

01:25:58

I'm the one driving.

01:25:59

Where are

01:25:59

you?

01:26:30

You do take some damage on the little princess.

01:26:35

And let's see, another enemy slot.

01:26:43

The larger ship turns to shoot at the pizza

01:26:54

delivery

01:26:56

van.

01:26:59

And let's go ahead and shoot.

01:27:07

Check succeeded.

01:27:08

Seven damage.

01:27:10

Good thing you have your shields up.

01:27:13

Extra shields.

01:27:14

Extra shields.

01:27:16

All right, so you take some damage on the pizza van.

01:27:23

I went ahead and applied that.

01:27:24

That makes it the...

01:27:26

Fire here.

01:27:28

All right, we're back to a friendly slot.

01:27:32

I guess it has to be Pop.

01:27:35

Fizz already went.

01:27:37

He sucked.

01:27:38

Commander.

01:27:41

Hold on one second.

01:27:42

All right, Commander.

01:27:43

I will hold on.

01:27:45

In the middle of this fight.

01:27:47

And then two enemy slots.

01:27:48

It might be.

01:27:50

All right.

01:27:51

Let's roll it back up to...

01:27:53

Yeah.

01:27:53

Hold on a second, guys.

01:27:54

We got to step away.

01:27:56

All right.

01:27:58

He's got a P.

01:28:02

In our time of need?

01:28:05

Hey.

01:28:05

To

01:28:05

one time we

01:28:06

actually need

01:28:07

Gordback?

01:28:08

Yes.

01:28:16

All right.

01:28:17

So, how do you think it's going?

01:28:19

Pretty well,

01:28:20

right?

01:28:20

You guys are in the dead Meridian.

01:28:24

Yeah.

01:28:24

Yeah.

01:28:25

Yeah, we are.

01:28:26

Some of us more than others, but yeah.

01:28:29

Some of us are going to leave

01:28:30

something in the dead Meridian too.

01:28:33

I've already got that taken care of.

01:28:35

What, they're going to leave you?

01:28:37

No, his toe.

01:28:39

Oh.

01:28:40

Just think about it.

01:28:41

A little bit of yourself will always be here.

01:28:46

In a droid.

01:28:46

That is now drifting into space.

01:28:48

With the other droid you left in space, probably.

01:28:52

RX?

01:28:54

RX is

01:28:54

my friend.

01:28:55

And he is on the ship, and he has been turned into a nice wielding Roomba.

01:29:00

That's worse.

01:29:03

He's my buddy.

01:29:09

I'll use the bathroom, too.

01:29:12

Yeah, I guess we don't have to wait for him.

01:29:15

It's not

01:29:15

his turn.

01:29:16

I mean, he does have the most...

01:29:17

Oh,

01:29:18

shit, he's back.

01:29:19

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

01:29:21

Stop talking about him.

01:29:24

He's back.

01:29:25

I'm out

01:29:26

of space.

01:29:26

I'm back.

01:29:28

Commander Bloodlust, it's your turn.

01:29:31

Oh.

01:29:32

No, I thought it was Pop's turn.

01:29:35

No, he told Pop to hold on.

01:29:37

Oh, right.

01:29:38

Commander Bloodlust, do bad name, I call it.

01:29:44

I'm sorry.

01:29:45

Hold on a second, guys.

01:29:46

The damn fire alarm's going off.

01:29:50

Is there a fire?

01:29:51

I'm sure it's nothing.

01:29:53

Just ignore it.

01:29:55

God damn it, my house is burning down.

01:29:57

I'll be right back.

01:29:58

I gotta handle this for a second.

01:30:00

All right.

01:30:01

Does someone want to take a slot then, since we got a friendly slot?

01:30:06

Commander Bloodlust.

01:30:08

Yeah, let's just say that he's crazed with Bloodlust,

01:30:13

leaving an opportunity for someone else on the ship to do something.

01:30:17

Do you want me to go down to the guns?

01:30:24

I'm talking to you, Clyde.

01:30:26

Clyde, pilot!

01:30:28

Alright, I'm gonna go,

01:30:28

I'm gonna take his gunnery spot.

01:30:31

Alright.

01:30:31

I move over his unconscious body

01:30:34

as he's passed out from his blood lust.

01:30:37

Alright.

01:30:38

Alright.

01:30:40

Throw this.

01:30:44

Chuck succeeded.

01:30:46

I'm assuming you, oh, this one's already dead.

01:30:48

I see,

01:30:50

I guess you're shooting at the one that was shooting at you.

01:30:52

That makes sense,

01:30:53

right?

01:30:54

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.

01:30:56

Okay.

01:30:57

Yeah, you do damage on it.

01:31:00

It's a good direct hit.

01:31:02

Yeah.

01:31:04

Great job.

01:31:07

Woo!

01:31:07

I can see why he gets the bloodlust.

01:31:10

Oh, no, now she has bloodlust.

01:31:12

It's contented.

01:31:14

It's contented.

01:31:16

All right, friendly slot.

01:31:18

Let's go back to, I guess we'll go to the pizza van.

01:31:26

um since we're separated yes is it one or the other

01:31:31

let's do both

01:31:36

so so

01:31:36

you both will get it you

01:31:38

both will get a slide we'll we'll use it back to back

01:31:40

but

01:31:41

you can

01:31:41

go first pizza man yeah

01:31:43

can i uh maybe try to do some maneuvers around trying to distract so taz

01:31:50

can do his thing.

01:31:51

Yes, that's a great idea.

01:31:54

Do a piloting planetary,

01:31:58

not planet, planetary space.

01:32:06

Succeeded.

01:32:07

Excellent.

01:32:08

You will draw all the fire.

01:32:10

All right.

01:32:11

We do have another friendly slot.

01:32:13

Can I go?

01:32:15

Yeah, actually, yeah,

01:32:16

I did say that you could go.

01:32:17

What are you going to do?

01:32:19

I would like to walk up to the glass on this ship

01:32:24

and just shove

01:32:25

my horse bike through it.

01:32:28

All right.

01:32:29

What check should that be then?

01:32:32

Melee, probably.

01:32:33

Okay.

01:32:35

I would think.

01:32:36

Oh, you should be back outside of the ship.

01:32:42

Again?

01:32:43

Yeah.

01:32:43

Ah!

01:32:44

Do I get a boost since the focus

01:32:48

has been taken away?

01:32:49

No, I don't think that that would help you in this for the roll.

01:32:54

Okay.

01:32:55

Well, I tried.

01:32:59

All right.

01:33:01

I do think it would help you for not getting fire on you when it's the ship's turn.

01:33:09

All right, fair.

01:33:10

Okay.

01:33:12

All right, you succeed in what?

01:33:15

doing damage on the

01:33:18

alright, doing damage on the ship?

01:33:20

On the ship, yeah. Specifically

01:33:22

the wind shield.

01:33:24

Jesus Christ.

01:33:26

What?

01:33:28

I'm looking

01:33:29

at the stats for the ship.

01:33:32

Alright. That's not

01:33:33

a good sign to hear.

01:33:35

Yeah. Alright.

01:33:38

Okay.

01:33:39

I guess I have to lose one of these.

01:33:41

Never tell

01:33:41

Taz the odds.

01:33:44

Okay, I won't.

01:33:45

Because he doesn't understand them.

01:33:48

He's not familiar with numbers.

01:33:51

Okay.

01:33:55

Fighter.

01:33:56

There's a fighter close to the little princess.

01:34:01

And I'm going to shoot from it.

01:34:10

Succeeded.

01:34:12

um

01:34:15

alright

01:34:18

uh does some damage

01:34:19

to the little princess

01:34:23

8 damage holy crap

01:34:25

alright

01:34:29

now we have another enemy

01:34:31

slot

01:34:33

which would be

01:34:36

I guess this other fighter

01:34:38

um

01:34:39

is going to fire onto

01:34:41

Which one is this?

01:34:44

Is this Pop or Pip?

01:34:45

Or Fizz?

01:34:46

Okay, this is Fizz.

01:34:58

Ooh, that

01:34:59

is not

01:34:59

good

01:35:00

for Fizz.

01:35:02

He also

01:35:02

takes damage.

01:35:04

No!

01:35:05

High amount of damage.

01:35:06

Ah!

01:35:07

I thought that was him firing.

01:35:10

No, he was getting...

01:35:11

I was getting fired on.

01:35:14

Sorry, I'm a little distracted.

01:35:17

Why?

01:35:19

Being in space.

01:35:22

Oh,

01:35:23

okay.

01:35:24

Sans toe.

01:35:26

Sans toe.

01:35:27

All right.

01:35:29

We go back to a friendly slot.

01:35:33

All right, so while you were gone,

01:35:34

well, actually, let's just finish this friendly slot.

01:35:38

Pop seeing Fizz get shot on fills him with camaraderie and separation anxiety,

01:35:47

and he goes to fire on that particular fighter.

01:35:56

Is there any damage on it?

01:35:58

And he misses.

01:36:00

Aw!

01:36:03

All right.

01:36:06

Okay.

01:36:07

The big ship is going to turn its...

01:36:13

Can it shoot at?

01:36:15

I don't think it can shoot at

01:36:16

Taz, can it?

01:36:21

I don't know if Taz sat in front of the cannons.

01:36:25

Yeah, well, that

01:36:25

sounds like...

01:36:26

That's

01:36:26

possible.

01:36:28

Yeah.

01:36:29

I'm going to roll a dark side point and say he did that.

01:36:31

And he's going to shoot at Taz.

01:36:34

But I'm going to say it's a higher difficulty.

01:36:37

and he gets a setback dive for being distracted from Kale's good piloting.

01:36:46

So check failed.

01:36:47

It does graze right by Taz's head.

01:36:57

Good thing he's wearing his helmet.

01:36:59

Good thing he wore

01:37:00

his helmet.

01:37:01

That takes us up to the top.

01:37:03

While you were gone, Chief, sorry, Commander, Uli, you were just lost, completely lost in

01:37:13

your head about this bloodlust, completely just in the moment, yelling and being very

01:37:20

excited about war, that you couldn't fire.

01:37:23

So Uli took over and did some shooting.

01:37:28

I imagine you'd like to respond to

01:37:29

that move.

01:37:34

uh yeah what the hell is going on here why are you taking my gun you

01:37:39

like completely blacked out

01:37:41

you were like out of it man oh

01:37:45

shit yeah that happens sometimes um well no

01:37:49

well you're back

01:37:51

you take the gunner i'm gonna

01:37:52

go back up to the cockpit and

01:37:58

uh sit down next to the

01:38:30

shooting

01:38:32

with crazy

01:38:34

rapid fire.

01:38:35

Alright, go ahead, gunner.

01:38:37

Yeah, give me a gunnery check on that.

01:38:48

Fail.

01:38:49

But advantages?

01:38:52

I'm not sure how you would...

01:38:55

What might your advantages be?

01:38:58

okay so yeah i'm just missing but because my just insane antics and rapid fire is very distracting

01:39:09

uh the sips that i'm uh you know trying to hit they're having to evade my crazy rapid fire

01:39:19

okay you have two friendly slots coming up next you do have fizz and pop

01:39:24

under your command.

01:39:26

You could send them after these fighters

01:39:29

in these next two slots if you'd like.

01:39:32

Yeah, I'll send them after them

01:39:35

as I just continue to blast away

01:39:39

and their attention, you know,

01:39:41

diverts with me.

01:39:43

I tell Pism Pop,

01:39:45

why don't you go ahead and

01:39:47

go after these guys?

01:39:50

All right.

01:39:51

Aye, aye.

01:39:53

And I will roll these.

01:39:59

Check failed.

01:40:02

And pop.

01:40:04

Actually, this is Fizz, actually.

01:40:12

Oh, nothing doing, boss.

01:40:13

We're trying.

01:40:14

We're failing.

01:40:17

Unfortunately.

01:40:18

Oh, my gosh.

01:40:19

What the hell, guys?

01:40:22

we're trying our best

01:40:25

you guys need

01:40:26

some time in the

01:40:27

boat

01:40:29

the dome

01:40:31

don't send us back to the dome

01:40:37

the fighter is going to shoot

01:40:39

at Fizz here

01:40:44

but misses

01:40:47

and the other fighter

01:40:49

is going to shoot at

01:40:50

Fizz as well, since he's the closest.

01:40:59

All right.

01:41:04

Succeeded.

01:41:06

Oh, I'm sorry.

01:41:08

Fizz is down.

01:41:11

Fizz is down.

01:41:13

It,

01:41:13

uh...

01:41:14

Yeah, he, uh...

01:41:17

He spins off,

01:41:18

and then...

01:41:20

explodes.

01:41:22

Oh, no!

01:41:25

No, not Fez!

01:41:26

No! No!

01:41:29

Fez!

01:41:30

Why?

01:41:33

Did

01:41:33

something just happen?

01:41:36

Alright, friendly

01:41:37

slot.

01:41:38

I don't even know who's left at this point.

01:41:44

I guess it would be the pizza van.

01:41:47

No, we went already.

01:41:49

Did you go already?

01:41:50

Oh, yeah.

01:41:51

Clyde.

01:41:52

Clyde.

01:41:52

Yes.

01:41:53

I got an

01:41:53

idea.

01:41:54

Yes.

01:41:54

Yes.

01:41:55

Those rocks, those asteroid rocks, can you move them?

01:41:59

I can certainly try.

01:42:03

I'd love to move some asteroid.

01:42:04

Where would you like me to move them to?

01:42:06

Into the ship.

01:42:07

Use them.

01:42:08

Fire them at the ship.

01:42:11

All right.

01:42:12

GM.

01:42:14

Yeah, go for it.

01:42:14

But yeah, you're going to need to do a force.

01:42:18

So that's the regular, just a regular white die.

01:42:22

Yeah,

01:42:22

yeah.

01:42:24

I'm going to hold on to the helm while he's forcing it up.

01:42:29

Oh,

01:42:30

fuck.

01:42:30

So you do roll a black die.

01:42:33

You can take three conflict to channel the dark side

01:42:38

to move these rocks into the path of one of the fighters.

01:42:46

You don't have to.

01:42:48

I'm not doing a dark

01:42:49

side.

01:42:49

It's just a suggestion.

01:42:53

It's

01:42:53

worth considering.

01:42:54

No, it's not.

01:42:56

Okay.

01:42:57

Okay.

01:42:58

I don't want to go to the dark side.

01:43:01

Out of

01:43:01

character.

01:43:02

Okay.

01:43:03

All right.

01:43:05

Then you attempt force and fail.

01:43:10

Yeah.

01:43:11

This has never happened before, but I can't seem to move these rocks.

01:43:16

Listen, I know it was a far shot.

01:43:17

I know we're in space and, you know, it's a little bit difficult.

01:43:20

Just a convenient asteroid belt, you know.

01:43:27

All right.

01:43:27

You probably should have hit him there, Kale.

01:43:33

All right.

01:43:35

Des, this is your idea.

01:43:37

Let's get

01:43:38

the record straight.

01:43:41

You've never listened to my ideas before.

01:43:45

I mean, Gorbac was all on board.

01:43:48

I put him in the suggestion box all the time.

01:43:54

I apologize.

01:43:55

We'll listen to you more, Taz.

01:43:57

No, don't listen to me.

01:43:59

See what happens?

01:44:00

Okay,

01:44:01

we're at

01:44:02

the top.

01:44:04

Let's see if we can get out of this in one more round.

01:44:10

Who wants to take the first one?

01:44:11

Friendly slot.

01:44:14

All right, I'll stab the windshield again.

01:44:18

What are you trying to do?

01:44:20

Bust it so, like, the people get sucked out.

01:44:24

Okay.

01:44:24

Or they lose their hair.

01:44:26

If they're a living being, I don't know if they're robots or

01:44:29

not.

01:44:30

I thought you said lose their hair.

01:44:32

And I was like, how is that going to

01:44:32

benefit you?

01:44:33

And also, how does that work?

01:44:37

Lose their hair.

01:44:39

They're just bald and...

01:44:42

Bald and drifting through space.

01:44:45

All right, go ahead.

01:44:47

Just like an astromech, I know.

01:44:49

Loser hair.

01:44:50

All right, yeah, like, roll.

01:44:55

What was it, melee you were doing with your force bike?

01:44:58

I just did

01:44:58

force

01:44:59

bike.

01:45:00

Okay.

01:45:00

So I think it does melee, yeah.

01:45:02

All right.

01:45:03

Oh, yeah, it does it for you.

01:45:04

Okay.

01:45:11

All right.

01:45:12

Succeeded.

01:45:13

You succeeded.

01:45:14

I succeeded.

01:45:15

All right, I'm going to say you bang down it again.

01:45:17

You're able to break the glass.

01:45:21

Do you want to fill it in, how it happens?

01:45:24

Yeah.

01:45:25

Well, who's piloting it?

01:45:27

Are they droids?

01:45:28

Because I know they're separatists.

01:45:30

It is a droid piloted ship.

01:45:32

Okay.

01:45:33

All right.

01:45:33

Then I just pull the pike out with the pike.

01:45:37

The whole windshield flies off.

01:45:40

And then quickly afterwards, a droid.

01:45:42

Loses all its hair.

01:45:44

And

01:45:44

a tear.

01:45:45

Loses its hair and

01:45:46

flies out the window.

01:45:48

Waaayyy!

01:45:50

Saying,

01:45:51

Roger,

01:45:51

roger.

01:45:52

Roger, roger!

01:45:55

Flies out.

01:45:56

Yeah, and now the ship...

01:45:58

Oh, did we lose?

01:45:59

Now the ship is

01:46:00

drifting completely out of control.

01:46:06

Well, I mean, next turn I'm jumping in there.

01:46:10

Okay.

01:46:10

I looked away for a second.

01:46:11

What happened?

01:46:12

All right.

01:46:14

Test it.

01:46:19

All right.

01:46:20

Next friendly slot.

01:46:26

Anyone?

01:46:28

Can I

01:46:28

try to throw the

01:46:29

rocks again?

01:46:31

You can try the rocks again.

01:46:33

I'll try the rocks again.

01:46:35

I like throwing rocks.

01:46:36

You're a big rock guy.

01:46:38

I'm a big rock guy.

01:46:39

It's been a long time.

01:46:41

It's a rocket.

01:46:41

Oh, fuck.

01:46:44

Yeah, nothing's going on.

01:46:45

Nothing's doing.

01:46:46

Okay.

01:46:49

Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just standing there.

01:46:50

I'm like, and I got to remember, I'm driving.

01:46:53

So I'm like, I've got my hand on the wheel.

01:46:55

I'm like.

01:46:58

And I imagine I look really cool, but it's not doing anything.

01:47:02

All right.

01:47:03

Willie's looking at the rocks.

01:47:04

No, no, they're not moving.

01:47:06

I swear I saw.

01:47:07

Wait, wait.

01:47:08

That one's rolling.

01:47:10

That's the drift of space.

01:47:11

I don't think that's you.

01:47:13

No, that could have, I mean, kind of was me, maybe a little bit.

01:47:17

Yeah, maybe, I guess.

01:47:19

All right.

01:47:21

Commander, would you like to take a slot?

01:47:25

Yeah.

01:47:25

Yeah, I'm going to actually, you said that Taz is on this ship

01:47:32

and it's kind of spinning out of control?

01:47:34

Yeah.

01:47:36

I'm going to see if I'm close enough as it spins out of control,

01:47:40

if I could grab him and bring him aboard the ship.

01:47:45

All right.

01:47:46

That would be piloting,

01:47:48

so that would require you to then run up and push Clyde out of the way

01:47:56

and pilot the ship, which I'm fine with,

01:47:58

as long

01:47:59

as Clyde's okay with that.

01:47:59

Clyde, get out of the way.

01:48:01

He doesn't have a choice.

01:48:02

Clyde, get out of the way.

01:48:04

I imagine he just pushes

01:48:04

me out of the chair.

01:48:05

I'm rolling on the floor.

01:49:06

and away.

01:49:13

Are we running away?

01:49:14

I

01:49:15

think we should run away,

01:49:17

Commander.

01:49:20

Yeah.

01:49:22

Yeah, we're going to

01:49:23

sneak out the back door here.

01:49:25

He's bloodlusted out.

01:49:27

Someone call Pizza Wagon.

01:49:29

Don't

01:49:29

let him get...

01:49:32

Left Clyde and Pop.

01:49:35

No, Clyde is still in...

01:49:36

the ship. Oh, Kale. Yeah, no, you left

01:49:38

Kale.

01:49:39

You might want to let him know.

01:49:40

Do you still have your helmet?

01:49:42

Taz, are you still in your helmet?

01:49:45

Almost always.

01:49:47

Yeah, tell Kale

01:49:48

this.

01:49:49

Okay, have Kale follow

01:49:50

us. Tell him we're out of here.

01:49:52

I mean, it's a party channel.

01:49:55

We are on a ship

01:49:56

with a

01:49:56

crazy man. I don't have

01:49:57

a communicator.

01:49:59

We are on a ship with a crazy man.

01:50:00

We need an escape route.

01:50:01

I am on the escape

01:50:02

route we have.

01:50:03

I'm on

01:50:03

top of the ship.

01:50:05

No, he came down and swooped and grabbed you.

01:50:08

Oh, and I went in?

01:50:10

Yeah, well, I mean, you didn't really have a choice.

01:50:11

Yeah, you're aboard

01:50:12

the little princess now.

01:50:13

You're on the princess.

01:50:15

Okay.

01:50:16

Sir, follow us.

01:50:18

We're

01:50:19

running away.

01:50:21

Get popped, too.

01:50:22

I'll fall right behind you.

01:50:26

All right.

01:50:29

And you guys sneak out the bag in all of the shuffle.

01:50:35

thanks to some expert piloting and distracting by the commander.

01:50:40

And you now are on the other side of the dead Meridian.

01:50:45

All right.

01:50:47

Welcome

01:50:47

on worse.

01:51:00

The End

01:51:19

Yeah, it's pretty Kai.

01:51:24

Did you say pretty Kai?

01:51:26

Yeah.

01:51:27

What the hell does that mean?

01:51:30

Uh, you know.

01:51:33

You know.

01:51:34

I don't, that's why I'm asking.

01:51:38

It's, you know, just a word, man.

01:51:42

Everything's just words.

01:51:46

Man.

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