- Crew of the Kahuna

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episode

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five special delivery hot and ready floating aimlessly towards the dead marini and

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and the crew needed guidance, reaching out to Master Plo Koon.

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He warned them of Commander Killian Gorvec, their contact at Skyhold Base,

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a hidden fortress deep in contested space.

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Their mission demanded they secure passage through this no-man's land,

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but nothing about Gorvec suggested an easy alliance.

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Worse, the Jedi Master did not have his exact coordinates.

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Hoping Senator Jani Hanuk, a fellow security intelligence counselor, could help,

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they infiltrated a high-security diplomatic convention on Duro,

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disguised as pizza delivery workers.

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From her, they gleaned intelligence on their target,

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Tiber Solvar, and his hidden compound on Hoth.

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And another warning about Gorvac, but still no coordinates.

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They sought the last counselor, Director Armin Izzard,

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and strong-armed the strong-arm into handing over the coordinates to Skyhold Base.

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Now, finally, their ship descends upon the fortress,

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where Commander Gorvac awaits.

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A warm welcome is unlikely.

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uh maybe i should play that again so you can hear just how unpolite he was

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uh but i guess that brings me to nick is sitting in playing commander gorvek uh

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you

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guys have

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landed onto his

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his

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base space base um space space uh space well no it's a sky base sky hold base

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Skyhold, just, yeah, Skyhold Base.

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It's a military outfit.

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You see tents and other military equipment buzzing around.

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It's kind of hectic as you land into a makeshift landing area.

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And Commander Gorvek is standing there holding a coffee and waiting for you,

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looking a little bit

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impatient

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and confused.

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Let me see.

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I guess your van, the work van?

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let's

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get a picture of that in here because we haven't seen this in a little while

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um

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it's

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not exactly a military vessel

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um it is exactly it's actually a um just a delivery work van um and now you've landed on the

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the base.

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Commander Gorvek.

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Let's see.

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All right, gentlemen.

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This is from the last session.

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Commander Killian

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Gorvek.

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Welcome to

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Skyhold Base.

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Rule number one around here

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is om number one.

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You follow the rules, you fall in line,

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and we'll get along all right.

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Now let's get to work.

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See, I thought that was polite.

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He was just like, let's get to work, fellas.

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I'm your friend.

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Yeah, but he's also not our boss.

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We really don't have any bosses.

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We're kind of just a loose collective.

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Yeah, your motivations are very unclear.

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Yeah, very unclear.

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Perfecto. I'm your boss.

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He's probably right.

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All right.

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Yeah, as you...

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Yeah, again, he shakes...

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Who came up to him first? I don't remember.

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It was Taz.

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It was Taz?

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Yeah, Taz jumped

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off of the boat.

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Okay,

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and he reached his hand out to shake his hand, right?

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Oh, no, he's frozen.

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Nope, he's back.

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What?

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Taz, you were first out of the ship going to shake Gorvek's hand.

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So continue.

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So continue.

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And scene.

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Nope, nope, he's frozen.

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Oh, no.

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All right, screen.

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Do it, Tiger.

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Teach him a lesson.

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Oh, he came back.

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Taz, shake the man's hand.

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I'm standing there like awkwardly like, hey, like you're just staring off into space.

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Taz,

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don't

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embarrass

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me.

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Yeah,

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don't embarrass us.

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Are you okay, son?

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What?

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Where are we?

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Is there something wrong with you?

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No, no.

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He's a little sunburned.

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Some people have said so.

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Why?

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He gets a little of the spacey's

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Kattaz Tortinato

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Alright hold on

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What

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did

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he just say?

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How we doing sir?

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I think he said he's a tornado

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Kattaz Tortinato

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Oh that's your

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name

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I thought you were insulting him

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You

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can call me Taz

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it's

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easier for you

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simple

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folk

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alright we'll do

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who's the rest of this ragtag

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crew here

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Uli Lenara

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nice to meet your space base

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looks nice

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hi I'm Clyde

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it'll do

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I'm Clyde

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No, absolutely not.

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Thank you for asking.

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They're Pazzinis, if that helps change your mind.

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Pazzinis are pretty good.

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Maybe later.

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I think we've got some work to do here.

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Okay.

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Don't forget about our driver.

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Yeah, and I'm Kale Borax, and

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I am

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Taz's boss.

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yeah

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actually

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I guess I do have

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a boss

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only one of us brought our boss to work today

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did you say your boss

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yeah don't bring your boss

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on exciting space missions

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alright well that's all well and good

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I'm the boss now so

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let's just

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keep that in mind

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alright

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he's

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the captain now

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yeah we were told

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you

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needed our help

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with something

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we

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haven't

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done

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much but we'll

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give it a try

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yes

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um so we uh

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we

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got to retrieve something um

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or uh we get to your order of business i need to get to a book

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that

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is uh great importance to me

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doesn't really matter what it is but i do need your help getting there

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is it like a blank book

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that

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has nothing written in it

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yeah

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we got signed by in the store by a jedi

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uh

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no i don't really know this might

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be easy

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yeah we already got one no i don't

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listen

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all you need to know about the book is that i need to get it back

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all

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i need to know about you

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is that you need to get somewhere

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so let's

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leave it at that and get going here

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see

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he already knows

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us. He's like, you know, you guys are so focused, goddammit.

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Is he trying to the library, by chance?

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It's

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a library.

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There

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ain't any reading out here.

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Well, Clyde knows all about the

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libraries.

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That's his thing. That's my thing.

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All right, Clyde, if we need

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a

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library,

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we'll let you know, but I don't think that's going to come up. I appreciate that.

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What kind of book is this?

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Is it your diary?

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All

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you need to know about the book is that

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it's of

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great importance to me,

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and I need to get it back.

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Oh, it's definitely his diary.

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I'm going to read it first.

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Either that or it's like a really smutty book.

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You cannot read my diary.

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Don't read my smutty material.

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Does it have like one of those little locks on it?

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what color was the book

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you guys are way too dictated on the damn book

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you want the book back

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these are important follow up questions

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all you need

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to

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know

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all you need to know at this moment

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listen

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people are asking way too many damn questions

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where was the last time you saw it

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I

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don't think he misplaced it

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I think he knows where it is

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I think it was at your mom's house.

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Now let's go.

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I

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don't know my mother.

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Okay.

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Yeah, none of us were Jedi.

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Filling this in a little bit.

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So Killian, or Commander Gorbeck,

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has gotten orders from the Security Council

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to escort you across the dead Meridian.

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In exchange, he says he needs some kind of book.

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He does know where it is.

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And

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let's

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see.

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Borders.

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It is not at Borders.

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It is at a, there is an old fueling station on an asteroid nearby that has now been converted into sort of a separatist outpost.

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It's been sort of taken over and militarized a little bit.

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And the book is in there.

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Okay, so he knows where it's at.

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It's just pretty hard to get.

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Yeah, he was just vamping because I didn't tell him where it was.

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But he

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does know where it is.

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Yeah, well.

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All right, so

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separatists

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though, huh?

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Are

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you driving or are we driving?

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Are we taking separate cars?

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Should we just follow you?

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I don't think that little ragtag vehicle of yours is going to make it.

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So we're going to go ahead and get my ship.

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The pizza delivery van?

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I mean, it's real cute.

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I think I had one when I was about 10 years old.

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That's what

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I told you guys.

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I thought it was really cute.

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There's

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a wampa in there.

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Can you guys take care of

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The brisket

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While we're gone

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Who are

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you talking to

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Is that your responsibility

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Someone's got to

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This guy's like

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You want me to make you a brisket

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You want a

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brisket

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We

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got MREs out here

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I've

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been here in 10 minutes

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I've been offered paninis and briskets

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no i have a pet on board it's actually a

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food

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truck

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it

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is a food truck technically

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and her name is brisket

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and

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she needs to

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be taken care of while we're gone

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well you go ahead and bring brisket with

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great

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idea you don't ever bond with this animal

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all

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right i'll bring brisket with no no no it's

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all right we'll bring him with and uh you know if worse comes to worse uh we got some food

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Oh,

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you're going to sacrifice

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yourself?

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Oh, no, no.

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I haven't known you for very long, but that's kind of nice.

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Oh, this is a smart ass, huh?

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Oh, never again.

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Never again, I know.

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I think he's talking about brisket being the food.

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I

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think it was.

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What?

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No,

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no, no.

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I think we should leave brisket here then.

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Okay, well, just like throw some extra,

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just

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throw

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some like extra bowls of food in there.

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We'll be gone like what?

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Like a couple hours.

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It'll be fine.

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Bowl of the lady.

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You saw what happened last time.

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She didn't have any food.

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She got into the ductwork and everything.

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It was a mess.

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That's why you throw a couple extra bags of food in there.

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And, you know, they don't have much to eat.

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Like, you know, it's like cats, you know,

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they just leave some food out in some water.

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It'll be fine for like a day or two.

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While

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you guys are saying this, Gorvek makes a motion over to some of his troops and makes some weird hand signals.

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And they get the message that they need to start getting the transport ready.

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And the transport is carted over closer to where you're at, where you're going to take off.

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It's a military-type craft.

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And

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he

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says, well, or I mean, now is the time to decide whether or not you're going to bring brisket

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before

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you go to this asteroid.

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I don't care how you do it, but let's do it quickly.

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Let's put them down.

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It's okay.

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If we can't have them, nobody can.

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No, I think we,

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no,

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we'll bring brisket.

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We can just leave the crate in the carrier,

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too.

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It's your responsibility.

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It's a very important responsibility, all right, Taz?

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I think I can handle it.

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I don't.

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I'll walk it.

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I'll walk her, and I'll feed her, and I'll give her water,

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and

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I'll love her.

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It just occurred

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to me that maybe Nick does not know what a wampa is,

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so I'm going to share this picture.

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This is brisket.

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It's basically like

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three

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quarters of a man-sized bear.

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Yeah, we found him in our vents.

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The fuck is up with that?

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Yeah, he's also definitely curious, which is how we got in the vents.

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He liked getting wires.

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Yeah, we had to send Taz into the vents to get him, and it was all sorts of mess.

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Kale and Taz did lure him back into the cage.

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Kale is a beast hunter in his history, and you can tell from his hat that he's been around a few beasts.

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For sure.

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All right.

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I'm

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a suitkeeper.

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Kale makes some more hand motions, signals like a baseball coach, and gets the cage holding brisket off of your ship.

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just like

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that

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uh he gets him carted off of the uh kahuna wave and put onto the uh

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the ship that the military ship you're going to be taking down i don't know what the name of

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that ship is

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probably

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doesn't have one except for numbers

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gorbeck which one is yours uh this little

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one over here or

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this slightly bigger one

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more

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got a lot of

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tech on it.

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Which one's yours?

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Which one do you think?

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I mean

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I'm going to go

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Is it the big one?

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Is it the small one that says the

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Royal Gunner or is it the big one that says

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the Little Princess?

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The

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Little Princess.

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You got it, brother.

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We

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try not to take ourselves too seriously around here.

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After all, it might be your last day.

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It might be your last day, too, though.

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It could be all.

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Why are you threatening him?

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No, no.

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We're getting in his ship.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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That was not a threat.

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That was not a threat.

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I was just informing him that.

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Yes, about the fragility of life.

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You could die any minute.

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You

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work

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with animals.

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What are you doing?

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They can also die in a second too.

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But I

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try telling them the same thing

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and they don't really

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pay

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attention.

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I

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have

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concerns.

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Oh, good

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God.

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Oh, good God.

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I

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think we've all just gotten real uncomfortable.

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We just realized.

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All right.

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Stereo

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killer.

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yeah

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yeah shut up and get in the little princess

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yes get in the princess wait hold on that didn't sound right

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well we'll

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keep it like

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that

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shotgun all right

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yeah you guys you guys do get into the the princess uh it's clear that you're

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starting to wear on the patience of uh gorvac but for whatever reason he really really wants this

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book and you really, really want to get across the dead meridian. So, um, you guys file into

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the princess kale. Yes. Uh, you, you jump into the passenger seat. I imagine Gorvac, you're

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going to just fly it yourself. Yeah. Okay. He's going to just drop, drop into the, uh,

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into the pilot seat. Um, and again, the rest of you get on there and you start to take off

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and you start heading towards an asteroid field.

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How

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many

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parsecs can this honey do?

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Oh, as much as you need.

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Love to hear that.

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Love to hear that.

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Much better than our last vehicle.

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Hey, that's our home.

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I'll

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see the picture

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of, never

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mind, I'll leave it at that.

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AM, FM, you got all the things here.

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Yes, sir.

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Yep, we got this

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completely

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decked out.

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Where's the bathroom?

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Not playing around here.

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Oh, my Christ.

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It's somewhere.

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Just find it.

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You're a grown man.

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What

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are you doing?

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Taz, if you find the bathroom, make sure you flush this time.

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All right?

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You remember what happened last time?

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Holy Christ.

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Wash your hands, too.

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I really, I really wish that isn't referring to something that actually happened in our game.

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Yeah, because of Taz.

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Last time we didn't flush, we found

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a little vent monster.

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It was a pretty big vent monster.

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Oh, this is a nice ship.

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This is a really nice ship.

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It's

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a really nice ship

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Oh boy

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So

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how long is the shuttle ride?

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It's not very long

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You guys are heading towards the asteroid field

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And as you

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As he's starting to drive

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He seems to be capable of driving

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Really capable of a talented pilot

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He gets you closer

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Kind of weaving slowly between asteroids

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It's nothing too dangerous, but he's driving with ease.

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And you're getting closer and closer to one asteroid in particular.

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Is

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that an asteroid or a moon?

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No, it's no moon.

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Nailed it.

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And as he starts to get closer, the fueling station becomes apparent.

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um

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uh

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it looks a little like this it's built into the asteroid um it is heavily

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it it was for you could tell it was formerly a a fueling station but now it's been a little bit

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militarized um there are walls around it um and a security outpost

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that

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has a road that leads to the station.

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Gorvec puts you down

00:20:34

a

00:20:36

little bit a ways

00:20:37

from

00:20:37

where

00:20:39

you would be out of immediate sight

00:20:41

of any people that were in the station

00:20:45

or the fueling station.

00:20:48

And you see a sign that says,

00:20:52

up ahead, the Flying Gent.

00:20:54

Genth.

00:20:57

Genth.

00:20:59

Genth.

00:21:00

J-E-N-T-H. Flying Genth.

00:21:03

Flying Genth.

00:21:06

So,

00:21:07

Separatists, huh?

00:21:09

Is this

00:21:09

like

00:21:10

a

00:21:10

I mean, a lot of them.

00:21:16

Where's this?

00:21:18

Droids or what?

00:21:22

You know that the separatists in this station are

00:21:27

most

00:21:28

likely entirely droids.

00:21:33

They're robots.

00:21:33

They're most likely entirely droids.

00:21:38

Most likely.

00:21:40

Most likely.

00:21:42

What

00:21:42

type of droids are we talking about here?

00:21:45

Etiquette and protocol?

00:21:47

No.

00:21:48

Probably those separatist droids.

00:21:49

I don't know they're droids.

00:21:52

I

00:21:53

hope you don't run

00:21:53

into those Roger Roger ones.

00:21:55

Are they armed?

00:21:57

Do

00:21:57

we need to be worried about that?

00:21:59

They're armed.

00:22:00

They could be armed.

00:22:01

Yeah, they're more than likely armed.

00:22:03

We're not exactly separate.

00:22:06

I don't think we're going to be able to just stroll in there,

00:22:08

you know, demanding to use our

00:22:09

flying

00:22:11

dead rewards card

00:22:13

for some sweet points.

00:22:18

Well, let's go in.

00:22:20

Oh,

00:22:21

just walk straight in.

00:22:23

Okay, all right.

00:22:23

Yeah, that makes sense.

00:22:25

Just walk straight

00:22:25

in.

00:22:25

I mean, it's a gas station, right?

00:22:27

What are they going to do?

00:22:29

It's a separatist gas station.

00:22:31

We're with the

00:22:32

commander

00:22:32

of the Republic Army.

00:22:35

Well, just

00:22:36

don't bring it up.

00:22:39

We'll just not bring it up.

00:22:40

It is literally Commander

00:22:41

Gorbac.

00:22:43

I am a commander.

00:22:45

I thought it was general.

00:22:45

He is a commander, but we're just here to find a book.

00:22:48

Is it general?

00:22:49

I'm

00:22:50

sorry, I didn't mean to mistitle you.

00:22:55

No, I'm pretty sure it's Commander.

00:22:57

Is it Mrs. General?

00:22:59

Is there a Mrs. General?

00:23:02

Or is it Ms. General? I'm sorry.

00:23:05

Never mind.

00:23:07

You're so tiny.

00:23:10

All right.

00:23:12

You can all see the map now, right?

00:23:14

Mostly.

00:23:16

Yeah.

00:23:16

Mostly.

00:23:16

Okay, yeah, it should be obscured by the

00:23:18

tall

00:23:19

walls.

00:23:21

Yes.

00:23:21

Oh, wow, those walls are tall.

00:23:24

Oh, there's some droids.

00:23:26

Yes, you guys are at this service.

00:23:28

Oh, you don't need that.

00:23:31

Okay.

00:23:33

So you guys are down the road a little bit here, the service road.

00:23:36

Like I said, you're just out of

00:23:37

reach

00:23:39

here.

00:23:42

But

00:23:43

you do see that there seems to be a security checkpoint with two droids.

00:23:51

And it

00:23:52

appears to be, well, actually, roll a perception.

00:23:58

Either Kale, actually Kale and Taz.

00:24:09

All right, we remembered.

00:24:10

Great.

00:24:11

All right, you both failed.

00:24:12

You guys aren't seeing anything.

00:24:17

Kale, you do see, you do have an advantage in that you see that they have some animals with them, but you can't quite see what they are.

00:24:26

Animals?

00:24:28

Are they varmints?

00:24:28

No, I don't see

00:24:29

that.

00:24:31

Yeah, you don't see that.

00:24:33

Kaz, did you bring any of that

00:24:34

little

00:24:35

puppy chow with you?

00:24:38

I always have some.

00:24:42

It's actually a pretty good snack, too.

00:24:47

As Taz is sitting there eating dog food.

00:24:49

I have a few.

00:24:51

A little bit.

00:24:53

Cheating on a pig's ear.

00:24:56

So, uh...

00:24:58

So,

00:24:59

how are you guys going to

00:24:59

get in here?

00:25:00

Why are we

00:25:00

talking about dog food?

00:25:01

What do you see up there?

00:25:02

There's maybe some dogs or a varmint.

00:25:05

Well,

00:25:06

my initial

00:25:06

thought...

00:25:08

gotta

00:25:09

get maybe Taz and I

00:25:11

will try to lure that dog away

00:25:13

with snacks and you guys can maybe

00:25:17

do

00:25:17

your thing

00:25:18

talk to these droids, get in

00:25:20

I

00:25:20

like doing my thing

00:25:21

do

00:25:22

your thing

00:25:23

alright I'm gonna go do my thing

00:25:24

alright that sounds like a plan, I don't know how much talking there's gonna be

00:25:29

I

00:25:29

mean

00:25:29

no no no, this is all part of the plan

00:25:32

I got a plan guys

00:25:34

wait wait wait, Cal

00:25:35

was trying to say

00:25:36

something

00:25:36

I'm sorry

00:25:37

Yeah, I mean, let's maybe take a timeout, guys, right?

00:25:42

Are we going to go in

00:25:43

guns

00:25:44

blazing?

00:25:46

Is that the plan?

00:25:47

I don't have a gun.

00:25:49

Out of character is, wait, you're actually trying to come up with a plan.

00:25:51

Monkey butt to what?

00:25:56

I don't know if you got our MO yet.

00:25:58

We just rush in and ask questions later.

00:26:01

Usually a main one.

00:26:03

Corbeck, I mean, what you got on you?

00:26:06

What's your arsenal?

00:26:06

What you packing?

00:26:09

Oh, I'm packing

00:26:11

a couple.

00:26:12

So you do have some guns.

00:26:13

You have a blaster carbine.

00:26:16

A blaster carbine and a pistol.

00:26:20

Oh, you can see it.

00:26:20

Okay, good.

00:26:21

So, yeah.

00:26:22

So, yeah.

00:26:24

I mean, I think the best thing is, yeah, if they could form a diversion, a bit of a diversion, run up,

00:26:30

maybe we get these two drones quickly and quietly so that they,

00:26:34

uh,

00:26:35

don't,

00:26:35

uh,

00:26:35

set off any

00:26:36

alarm

00:26:37

bells here.

00:26:38

And then,

00:26:39

uh,

00:26:40

when we back up on the other side and figure out the next move here.

00:26:44

All

00:26:44

right.

00:26:44

And I'll,

00:26:45

I'll remind everyone else that,

00:26:46

uh,

00:26:46

Oh wait,

00:26:47

no,

00:26:47

I think Uli has a gun.

00:26:48

I do too.

00:26:49

Yeah,

00:26:49

I do.

00:26:50

Okay.

00:26:51

But I don't think anybody else does.

00:26:53

I

00:26:53

got what I thought.

00:26:54

Nobody else brought guns.

00:26:56

I have a cattle.

00:26:57

I thought,

00:26:58

I thought I had a cattle.

00:26:59

It's actually just

00:27:00

a flash.

00:27:01

I have a blank book here.

00:27:02

I can use that as a weapon.

00:27:04

I got a force pike.

00:27:08

I got a pike.

00:27:09

None of you brought guns.

00:27:12

None of you brought guns.

00:27:14

All right.

00:27:15

I got an idea.

00:27:17

I got an idea, guys.

00:27:20

I

00:27:21

can use my force ability to move a rock and throw it as a diversion.

00:27:26

Classic.

00:27:27

I thought I was using dog food.

00:27:30

Well, we have to get rid of the dogs.

00:27:31

The dogs aren't going to be tricked by rocks, but those droids might be.

00:27:37

At the word dogs,

00:27:38

Taz

00:27:39

already starts walking forward.

00:27:40

What?

00:27:40

No, boy, boy, no, no.

00:27:41

And he's already gone.

00:27:43

He's with his hand full of treats out.

00:27:47

Okay, I'm going to.

00:27:49

Oh, he's got dog treats.

00:27:50

That guy likes dogs.

00:27:51

He likes all kinds of animals.

00:27:53

It's kind of a problem at this point.

00:27:58

Oh,

00:27:58

my Christ.

00:27:59

okay

00:28:05

come

00:28:06

here pooch

00:28:09

okay

00:28:10

the

00:28:11

droids

00:28:12

don't seem to notice you yet

00:28:14

but the

00:28:16

the

00:28:16

dogs start

00:28:19

approaching

00:28:20

you

00:28:21

quick

00:28:22

climb

00:28:23

throw a rock

00:28:24

force throw a rock

00:28:26

can

00:28:26

I force throw a rock

00:28:33

okay yeah the dog is they're slowly um coming up to you um it seems non-threateningly at first

00:28:40

i'm good

00:28:40

so

00:28:41

i keep holding one hand out with the dog food

00:28:43

or

00:28:44

the treats and then i raise i put my

00:28:46

other hand out

00:28:47

what

00:28:48

are the droids doing

00:28:49

uh the

00:28:51

droids haven't noticed yet that the dog has walked

00:28:53

away.

00:28:55

Fine, throw the

00:28:56

rock.

00:28:59

What's, uh, what do I,

00:29:00

can I throw a rock?

00:29:02

Uh, are you trying to force throw a rock?

00:29:05

Yes, please.

00:29:06

Okay.

00:29:07

Um, you need to roll a force dice.

00:29:10

So pull up, um, do you have to click on the dice in the chat next to like right above

00:29:17

where you type?

00:29:18

There's a little dice.

00:29:23

Okay.

00:29:24

it's the white one

00:29:25

I don't know what it's called in there

00:29:27

yeah it says force

00:29:29

just

00:29:30

one

00:29:32

roll that

00:29:33

this is so cool I've never rolled

00:29:35

oh my god no

00:29:44

did

00:29:45

anything move guys did you see anything move

00:29:47

Uli

00:29:49

did you see a rock move

00:29:51

I

00:29:52

mean, if it's dark side

00:29:53

points,

00:29:53

does that mean something horrible has happened?

00:29:56

Or did you just fail?

00:29:57

No.

00:29:58

You just can't spend dark side points.

00:30:01

Oh, okay.

00:30:02

No.

00:30:02

So I didn't do nothing.

00:30:03

So I failed?

00:30:04

Did you say I failed?

00:30:06

You tell me I failed.

00:30:09

You failed.

00:30:11

Oh, come on.

00:30:15

I'm sorry.

00:30:16

I'm sorry, Mr. Gorvac.

00:30:18

I swear, I'm a Jedi, but I'm one who works in the library.

00:30:21

I did not.

00:30:22

Yeah,

00:30:23

I can see that.

00:30:24

I can see that.

00:30:25

You've brought a rock to a

00:30:26

gunfight, son.

00:30:29

He's right.

00:30:30

He's right.

00:30:30

Come on.

00:30:31

I brought a book to a gunfight.

00:30:33

Right.

00:30:33

Listen, Ted, you're distracting.

00:30:35

You got the dog.

00:30:37

You distract him because I think, yeah, you do your dog whispering thing or whatever the

00:30:41

hell it is you do.

00:30:43

Hey, listen, bud, I'm talking now.

00:30:44

She's got the gun.

00:30:46

Yeah, I got to go.

00:30:47

I better start talking to somebody with a gun.

00:30:49

This guy's throwing rocks and talking about paninis.

00:30:51

The other guy

00:30:51

talks

00:30:52

to dogs.

00:30:54

Holy cow.

00:30:56

You want me to shoot something?

00:30:59

Yeah, shoot one of

00:31:00

these damn droids.

00:31:00

Let's go.

00:31:02

Can I shoot a droid?

00:31:03

That was out of character.

00:31:06

Coming here, first time I play this game,

00:31:08

and you're talking about paninis and dogs.

00:31:11

Can I try to shoot one of the droids,

00:31:13

the ones closest to me?

00:31:16

Yeah.

00:31:16

Yeah.

00:31:19

If you...

00:31:20

Yeah, go ahead and shoot your blaster.

00:31:23

It'll be...

00:31:24

I'll say you guys are at medium range, so just the...

00:31:31

So, two difficulty?

00:31:32

Yeah.

00:31:33

Okay.

00:31:40

Oh.

00:31:41

Check failed.

00:31:42

With a triumph.

00:31:44

With a triumph.

00:31:46

uh how would you like to spend your triumph uh

00:31:50

i want to i want to i want to

00:31:52

miss uh

00:31:54

which was my

00:31:55

goal but maybe it draws their attention like in a way that's not like they immediately set

00:31:59

off

00:32:00

the

00:32:00

alarm they're more like what is that

00:32:02

you

00:32:02

know

00:32:02

oh

00:32:03

you should do the voice yeah

00:32:05

rather

00:32:06

rather

00:32:08

all

00:32:08

right uh yeah you were trying to miss the entire time yeah no i totally i

00:32:15

mean i have a

00:32:16

Gun, but my skills are a little...

00:32:18

That was quite a shot, Uli.

00:32:21

Oh, thanks, man.

00:32:23

What was that?

00:32:25

What was that?

00:32:26

And they start to approach you

00:32:29

from where the shot was coming from.

00:32:32

Can I pick up a

00:32:33

rock and throw it?

00:32:36

Yeah, you can do that.

00:32:37

A rock.

00:32:40

What is that?

00:32:41

Is that range light?

00:32:45

Yeah, sure.

00:32:47

Any

00:32:48

difficulties? Any modifiers?

00:32:49

Yeah, it'd be two purple.

00:32:51

Two perps.

00:33:01

Yeah, you throw a rock

00:33:04

and it just bounces off of them

00:33:05

because they're robots.

00:33:07

But now they know where you're at.

00:33:11

Did someone just try to throw a rock?

00:33:14

Was that a rock?

00:33:18

And then this,

00:33:21

Caleb, did you want to say something?

00:33:22

Yeah, I walk up to the droids and I

00:33:24

say, yes, that was us.

00:33:27

We would like to purchase

00:33:31

these fine beasts.

00:33:32

How much for them?

00:33:34

What? They're not for sale. These are guard dogs.

00:33:37

Yes.

00:33:38

Yes, you are.

00:33:40

Yeah, you are.

00:33:42

You're the best

00:33:43

guard dogs.

00:33:44

See, Taz, this boy, I promised him some dogs.

00:33:48

Love to take them home.

00:33:50

How much for them?

00:33:53

Roll a

00:33:54

negotiation.

00:33:57

I think

00:33:58

even

00:33:59

to get them to

00:34:00

want

00:34:01

to sell them.

00:34:04

Is

00:34:04

there...

00:34:05

There should be a negotiation, right?

00:34:07

Yeah.

00:34:08

Okay.

00:34:10

Are we going to have dogs in the ship now?

00:34:13

You guys are just collecting.

00:34:14

Sir, this is a private base.

00:34:19

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

00:34:21

No, you can't have our dogs.

00:34:23

And I don't appreciate you feeding them.

00:34:27

Commander Gorbeck, if you've got anything up

00:34:30

your sleeves.

00:34:31

Commander,

00:34:31

are

00:34:32

you a commander?

00:34:33

Oh, you're not standing there.

00:34:34

That's right.

00:34:35

Yeah.

00:34:38

All right, well, I walk over there.

00:34:43

Stop.

00:34:44

They notice your uniform. Stop right there. You are an enemy command. I should shoot on you right here.

00:34:52

All right. Well, I'm can I shoot at them first?

00:34:59

I'm just yeah.

00:35:00

Yeah.

00:35:01

I

00:35:02

think we just we're all waiting for this.

00:35:05

They made us with the rock, so we're going to start blasting here.

00:35:09

So, yeah, it was their fault.

00:35:12

All

00:35:12

right, so

00:35:12

after you're highlighted, there's combat at the top left.

00:35:21

Yeah.

00:35:21

I think if you're going to do a quick draw, it's probably the light blaster pistol.

00:35:30

All right, do you need me to modify anything here?

00:35:33

You're now close, so you can take one purple away.

00:35:38

So it should just be one instead of two.

00:35:42

How

00:35:42

do you make it?

00:35:43

How do I go?

00:35:44

Right click

00:35:45

it.

00:35:45

Yeah, right click it.

00:35:46

I found that out the hard way.

00:35:50

You found that out the hard way?

00:35:52

Yeah, I tried giving myself

00:35:53

you told me to take away one

00:35:55

and I actually had like 14.

00:36:00

Yeah, go for it.

00:36:03

Alright, let's see if we can actually get something here.

00:36:06

Oh my god.

00:36:07

You have so many yellow dice.

00:36:13

uh yeah you you blast you blast one off

00:36:17

uh

00:36:18

yeah yeah one of them you just completely eviscerate

00:36:25

and his head

00:36:26

his head

00:36:28

gets blasted off uh and he falls down the other one you hit in the chest and

00:36:32

He started stumbling backwards.

00:36:36

I'm in the back.

00:36:38

Oh, yeah, the dogs are scared.

00:36:39

Now they're in an attack posture.

00:36:41

I just dropped another rock I picked up.

00:36:44

You picked up your rock?

00:36:45

No, I said I dropped another rock I picked up.

00:36:48

Oh.

00:36:50

Oh, no.

00:36:51

The rock again.

00:36:52

I give them more food.

00:36:55

Do you have more food?

00:36:58

Yes.

00:36:58

How much puppy chow you

00:36:59

carry?

00:37:01

Let's not worry about that.

00:37:08

All right.

00:37:08

Yeah.

00:37:10

The dog is growling, but because of the food, it hasn't attacked yet.

00:37:17

Then let's just leave these dogs.

00:37:21

Well, there's still a droid.

00:37:24

He's startled for the moment, but he has not fallen down yet.

00:37:31

uh

00:37:31

can i move closer and try to shoot the

00:37:33

the

00:37:33

droid

00:37:34

again yes okay

00:37:40

uh same difficulty and everything

00:37:44

um you're if you're moving up then you're closer now you're get close so it'd just be one purple

00:37:54

check succeeded all right uh yeah and now you blasted this one

00:38:00

yeah I definitely

00:38:01

I know what I'm doing

00:38:03

she like gives her

00:38:06

nice

00:38:07

shooting there Uli

00:38:09

that's

00:38:09

what I'm talking about

00:38:10

someone with a gun

00:38:14

so

00:38:14

far

00:38:14

Commander Gorefix

00:38:15

the only

00:38:16

competent person in our crew

00:38:18

no no

00:38:19

Kale's probably competent

00:38:20

Kale's

00:38:23

the first thing I've

00:38:24

ever killed

00:38:25

you

00:38:26

guys will be in

00:38:27

I'm going to put the two beast tamers or masters into combat with this dog.

00:38:36

So go ahead and let's see.

00:38:38

How do I bring you to combat?

00:38:41

All right.

00:38:43

Beast tamers?

00:38:45

Well,

00:38:45

not beast tamers.

00:38:46

But that was me.

00:38:47

No, you're not a beast tamer.

00:38:50

Kale's a beast tamer.

00:38:51

You are but a humble zoo worker.

00:38:57

ouch

00:38:57

yeah someday you hope to be a beast tamer

00:39:02

uh

00:39:03

so

00:39:03

i put you guys in combat

00:39:05

um i

00:39:08

guess roll for initiative

00:39:09

vigilance yes

00:39:16

and kale do you know where

00:39:18

vigilance

00:39:19

is that what you said

00:39:20

yeah yeah

00:39:21

there

00:39:23

we go

00:39:28

for some reason

00:39:29

it

00:39:29

doesn't show what you rolled oh you have to go to the

00:39:35

let's see

00:39:36

to

00:39:37

the combat tab it's the one next to chat at the top that looks like swords

00:39:43

and there's a dice there

00:39:44

ah

00:39:45

gotcha i guess i could have just put in your

00:39:48

whatever you rolled but

00:39:49

but

00:39:50

then he wouldn't have learned anything

00:40:00

okay um

00:40:01

so taz you can go first

00:40:07

so

00:40:07

we're not biting the actual dog

00:40:09

yes

00:40:10

you are

00:40:10

as

00:40:12

opposed to what you are

00:40:13

i

00:40:14

thought you said the

00:40:14

beastmasters

00:40:15

no

00:40:16

you're the beast kale is a beast master

00:40:18

i

00:40:19

thought you said you were going to put the

00:40:20

the beast masters in

00:40:22

yeah

00:40:23

you and kale

00:40:23

you

00:40:24

guys

00:40:25

yeah

00:40:25

well

00:40:26

i'm not gonna hurt the dog

00:40:29

this is definitely

00:40:29

a

00:40:30

moral laundry isn't it

00:40:31

i'm just gonna keep like trying to walk up to it like

00:40:34

calming it was like a a good posture and like a calming voice loving

00:40:38

it and petting it and

00:40:41

treating it really good and loving it it's

00:40:44

going to attack you so uh i guess we have to

00:40:50

I guess I don't know how we subdue it.

00:40:52

I guess maybe

00:40:54

that's a good question.

00:40:56

Yeah, you'd have to wrestle it.

00:40:59

There should be some rope

00:41:00

or

00:41:00

net

00:41:02

of some

00:41:02

sorts inside the ship.

00:41:06

Well, are we

00:41:07

inside the ship?

00:41:08

No, we are outside.

00:41:09

No, but

00:41:09

you

00:41:09

can

00:41:09

run back.

00:41:11

Why do you do that?

00:41:13

He's telling you

00:41:15

where it's at.

00:41:17

Run back to the ship in the middle of trying to calm these down

00:41:20

dogs.

00:41:23

Then why didn't you say that instead of what you said?

00:41:28

I'll run back to the ship.

00:41:31

Uli, thank you.

00:41:32

Thank you, Uli.

00:41:35

Does Uli have to do everything around here?

00:41:38

We

00:41:38

lost

00:41:40

our

00:41:41

second gun.

00:41:42

Oh, listen, I mean, I still got to run to the ship.

00:41:44

I can't imagine that I'll get that and come back in one go.

00:41:50

right

00:41:50

or should i roll for something

00:41:51

oh

00:41:53

no you won't be one turn yeah you're gonna you're gonna

00:41:55

disappear for a couple turns

00:41:56

all

00:41:57

right cool so

00:41:58

do i need to roll for anything or just

00:42:00

no

00:42:01

just leave

00:42:02

okay

00:42:02

i'm

00:42:03

gonna slowly get out of

00:42:04

here i get the sense that they're going to attack no matter what

00:42:08

get the hell out of here

00:42:09

um

00:42:10

yeah i mean you have you have a turn so you can do something because i

00:42:14

I know you don't want to attack them, like hurt them, and that's fine.

00:42:18

But I'm trying to figure out what you should do instead.

00:42:21

I guess it would be some kind of, it would be like a brawl, right?

00:42:25

Because you do sense that they're going to attack on the next turn.

00:42:31

So you can't just keep giving them food.

00:42:35

That was plan A.

00:42:37

Yeah, plan A was to keep feeding them.

00:42:39

It's only made them hungrier.

00:42:42

For flash.

00:42:44

For blood.

00:42:48

Remember your trainings.

00:42:51

Remember that.

00:42:52

Give them food.

00:42:55

No, remember that one place that kind of

00:42:58

you

00:42:59

touch it on the dog, scratch it a little.

00:43:02

They love that stuff.

00:43:04

I tried that, I thought.

00:43:06

That's what I'm going to do.

00:43:07

I'm just going to try to pet it in the...

00:43:10

The ratchets, Joan?

00:43:13

These dogs have rabies.

00:43:14

They need to be put down.

00:43:16

They have rabies and chlamydia, so do not touch them

00:43:19

there.

00:43:21

Do not touch these dogs.

00:43:24

Do not wrestle with these dogs, Taz.

00:43:28

I'm getting chlamydia?

00:43:32

Maybe.

00:43:33

If you touch them in their erogenous zones, yes, there's a chance.

00:43:37

If all goes well, you'll get chlamydia.

00:43:42

um so

00:43:43

what okay let's see i'm looking at your um

00:43:53

yeah

00:43:53

i guess there's no

00:43:56

maybe athletics if you're gonna try and like i'd say if it's a brawl if you're trying if you're

00:44:03

trying to wrestle them um if you're trying to touch them in the right place it should be some

00:44:10

Kind of, I think, maybe knowledge.

00:44:14

Knowledge?

00:44:16

I guess.

00:44:16

Do you have a better suggestion?

00:44:18

I'm

00:44:19

willing to hear it.

00:44:20

I would think athletics to get me through their defenses.

00:44:25

Okay.

00:44:27

I would assume I know where

00:44:28

to

00:44:29

pet them.

00:44:31

Okay.

00:44:32

I would pet them where I don't get

00:44:33

rabies.

00:44:34

Or chlamydia.

00:44:36

So, yeah.

00:44:38

I mean, knowledge for xenology,

00:44:40

You have just as good as athletics, so it doesn't really matter.

00:44:45

So I would roll that against their discipline, which is two.

00:44:50

So it would be two purple.

00:44:56

And a triumph.

00:44:58

All right.

00:44:58

I

00:44:59

win their undying love.

00:45:02

They will follow me to the end of the world.

00:45:04

This game has been turned into a zoo.

00:45:09

Okay.

00:45:11

you pacify the dogs

00:45:14

they really take a liking

00:45:16

to you

00:45:17

really rubbing their erogenous zones

00:45:20

and

00:45:22

they've grown

00:45:23

they've

00:45:24

grown attached to you

00:45:26

somehow

00:45:26

well Taz doesn't know

00:45:29

what erogenous

00:45:29

zones are

00:45:31

yeah he just said

00:45:32

it

00:45:33

so

00:45:34

he

00:45:35

yeah well he knows what they are but he doesn't know

00:45:37

like

00:45:37

what

00:45:38

they mean

00:45:39

right

00:45:40

but he just knows he's got to pet the erogenous

00:45:42

zone all right okay no we're not

00:45:44

jerking these dogs off i didn't

00:45:47

mean it like that jesus what are we talking

00:45:52

about

00:45:53

just liking it more and more i

00:45:54

spaced out for 10 seconds and this is what happens

00:46:00

i don't know all right why

00:46:02

don't you make that a title you're forbidden

00:46:35

Can I force move these dogs and just throw them?

00:46:38

You'd have to roll for it.

00:46:39

They follow me now.

00:46:41

No, I'm not going to.

00:46:44

I think Taz would go running after them.

00:46:47

Okay.

00:46:48

I'm going to call them.

00:46:50

Are these dogs?

00:46:54

Yeah, see, not everything has to be violence.

00:46:57

Lily comes back with a

00:47:00

rope and she's just like, I ran there for nothing.

00:47:04

Oh,

00:47:04

but you can put a leash on him.

00:47:06

Yeah, no, you can use it as a leash.

00:47:07

If you like him, you better put a leash on him.

00:47:09

This is my rope now.

00:47:12

Yeah, and you missed it.

00:47:14

Taz was massaging their erogenous zones.

00:47:19

That's not their crotch.

00:47:20

We learned this.

00:47:21

It's behind their ear.

00:47:23

It's behind

00:47:23

their

00:47:24

ear.

00:47:24

And it's very PG.

00:47:26

Let's see.

00:47:27

Do these dogs have ears?

00:47:29

I'm zooming in.

00:47:31

They have...

00:47:34

I'm not going to say anything.

00:47:37

I thought you said these were dogs.

00:47:40

They're dog-ish.

00:47:42

Oh, these are not mastiffs.

00:47:43

They're massifs.

00:47:45

Oh, shoot.

00:47:47

Oh, shoot.

00:47:47

I got the wrong one in.

00:47:50

Okay.

00:47:51

Yeah, you get up to the wall.

00:47:53

It's a closed door.

00:47:55

Oh, crap.

00:47:57

We

00:47:58

haven't set off any sort of security alert yet, have we?

00:48:01

It doesn't seem

00:48:02

so.

00:48:03

Okay.

00:48:04

Is the door able to be, is it locked?

00:48:10

I don't know.

00:48:12

Are you going to try and open it?

00:48:13

Yeah, I'm going to try and open it.

00:48:16

Yeah, it's locked.

00:48:17

Oh, fuck.

00:48:18

All right.

00:48:21

All right, I've done everything I can do.

00:48:23

I'm all out of ideas.

00:48:25

I've

00:48:25

tried absolutely

00:48:26

nothing, and I'm all out of ideas.

00:48:28

Do one of the droids have

00:48:29

like a key card or something?

00:48:32

I don't know.

00:48:33

Can you go check?

00:48:35

I don't loot bodies.

00:48:39

Okay.

00:48:39

Just joking.

00:48:40

I'm looting these bodies.

00:48:41

I'll go take a look.

00:48:43

Oh, loot that

00:48:43

body.

00:48:45

Yeah, I loot that body.

00:48:48

Do you think maybe we can just

00:48:50

bring

00:48:51

their bodies over here and maybe scan them

00:48:53

on

00:48:54

the door?

00:48:55

Maybe that works.

00:48:56

Yeah, that's all.

00:48:57

You

00:48:58

can try that.

00:49:00

Okay.

00:49:01

Roll for body drag.

00:49:04

I guess it would be a computers.

00:49:16

Yeah, the door opens.

00:49:19

I throw aside.

00:49:21

Destroyed.

00:49:22

Dude, I am so glad we brought you on this journey.

00:49:24

I was out of ideas, honestly.

00:49:29

all

00:49:30

right cool um can i take a gun can

00:49:34

i take the gun

00:49:34

yeah

00:49:36

well yeah i'm gonna loot the uh

00:49:39

let the droids take any uh

00:49:41

the

00:49:42

firepower they might have or

00:49:43

uh

00:49:44

access keys going forward

00:49:47

do i have any key any money

00:49:48

uh

00:49:49

gorvac they have no need for money they're in a socialist utopia

00:49:55

the uh

00:49:57

Gorbeck reaches into uh

00:49:58

their their robot pants and pulls out

00:50:00

their guns and tosses one

00:50:02

to um

00:50:05

Clyde

00:50:06

and loots the gun

00:50:08

from uh the other

00:50:10

droid and tosses it to who

00:50:13

Gorbeck

00:50:15

um

00:50:17

why don't we give it to uh

00:50:18

Kale

00:50:20

okay

00:50:20

so now Kale and

00:50:23

I guess I should get the

00:50:25

gun item.

00:50:28

You guys ever think about how uncivilized

00:50:30

these guns are?

00:50:33

Wouldn't it be great if we could just have a

00:50:35

lightsaber?

00:50:35

That's for sure.

00:50:39

Oh, this is not it.

00:50:41

Weapons.

00:50:46

Loot that body.

00:50:48

Loot that body.

00:50:49

Loot that body.

00:50:50

Okay, I'm going to put this in your inventory, this blaster rifle.

00:50:58

And the other one was Clyde.

00:51:01

Is that her boy?

00:51:02

Hiding in the back.

00:51:03

Is that her boy?

00:51:03

Yes, not to be confused with the other Clyde, the ghost from Pac-Man.

00:51:09

Oh, it looks like you had a gun already.

00:51:11

Did I?

00:51:11

No.

00:51:12

Oh, my God.

00:51:14

You

00:51:14

had the gun this whole time?

00:51:16

Have you seen these robes?

00:51:18

I've got, like,

00:51:18

have

00:51:19

you seen these robes?

00:51:20

I mean, they got everything.

00:51:22

I got a red book.

00:51:23

I got a blue book.

00:51:23

I got a fucking panini somewhere in here.

00:51:25

I mean, there's dog treats.

00:51:27

I mean, I couldn't have another gun.

00:51:30

And I have a flashlight on a stick.

00:51:32

It's called a flash stick.

00:51:33

So that brings me to my next point is that there was a threat as the door opened.

00:51:38

And you poke your head through.

00:51:40

And you do see these.

00:51:44

So let's move you.

00:51:47

Well, I don't know.

00:51:48

You see some battle droids, not battle droids, what the hell is this thing called?

00:51:53

Droid Dicas.

00:51:55

Yeah, Droid Dicas.

00:51:57

They are just pummeling blaster fire into a corner in this direction.

00:52:04

Our direction or another direction?

00:52:05

No, no, opposite from you.

00:52:07

So if you walk in and you're facing up is north, they are shooting like due west.

00:52:15

So they don't see us?

00:52:16

They do not see you, but they are really just firing

00:52:21

indiscriminately

00:52:24

into this corner.

00:52:25

Oh, good.

00:52:26

Looks like they're distracted, guys.

00:52:27

They are distracted.

00:52:28

Let's go.

00:52:30

Okay.

00:52:31

Let's take a break there.

00:52:34

Before we just jump right in, Commander Gorbeck, do you have any idea where this book might be on this compound, or is there a place you should look?

00:52:43

Headquarters, something?

00:52:47

I

00:52:47

think they usually keep them in the library.

00:52:51

Okay.

00:52:54

Did we disagree that there was no library?

00:52:57

I don't know.

00:52:59

I

00:52:59

know they usually keep books in libraries.

00:53:02

I'm

00:53:02

just saying this seems like there's a complex of

00:53:04

things.

00:53:07

It's a fueling station, right?

00:53:08

So there's like many buildings.

00:53:10

So,

00:53:11

Uli did ask you, Gorvac, if you know where

00:53:14

the

00:53:15

book is in the compound.

00:53:19

You do know where it is.

00:53:21

It is in the building.

00:53:23

There's the main building in front, and you have to go through the main building into a back building, which is where the book would be.

00:53:33

And what's this book again?

00:53:35

Gorvac, Commander, Sir,

00:53:37

Mister?

00:53:38

Listen,

00:53:39

you'll find out shortly once we get this mission accomplished here, okay?

00:53:45

I wonder if this is a dirty magazine.

00:53:47

Is this a dirty magazine or is this really important?

00:53:50

This is really important.

00:53:52

So let's just get the book, please.

00:53:54

No judgment.

00:53:55

No judgment on this end if it's a dirty magazine.

00:53:59

You

00:54:00

look at dirty magazines?

00:54:01

Not me.

00:54:05

I'll remind you, as you guys are talking, there's just blaster fire going to the west.

00:54:11

You guys are talking about this book, and there's just blaster fire.

00:54:18

You can see the entrance up here in between where the two droidekas, is that what you said, Matt?

00:54:26

Droidicas.

00:54:28

Droidicas, okay, I couldn't remember how to pronounce it.

00:54:32

Where they're at.

00:54:35

Roll a perception.

00:54:41

Well, I mean,

00:54:43

I

00:54:44

guess,

00:54:44

is anybody trying to look at where they're shooting?

00:54:48

Yes.

00:54:50

Okay, Uli.

00:54:51

I see you running back and forth out there.

00:54:54

What are they shooting at?

00:55:01

Success.

00:55:01

okay you see that they are shooting at a group of um

00:55:06

clone

00:55:08

troopers

00:55:09

um

00:55:10

that are pinned down

00:55:13

over in the

00:55:14

in

00:55:15

that in that direction

00:55:18

out of character do we like are we on the same side as clone troopers or we're not right

00:55:24

no you are we are might not be but we are

00:55:27

we

00:55:28

are okay no i just mean

00:55:29

me and

00:55:32

they're

00:55:32

still working for the Jedi at this point

00:55:34

they're

00:55:35

still working for the Jedi yes

00:55:37

is this

00:55:38

before the Clone Wars or after the Clone Wars

00:55:39

because if it's

00:55:43

this

00:55:43

Is during the Clone Wars

00:55:45

because they wouldn'n be on our side then

00:55:47

no

00:55:48

the droids are not on your side

00:55:50

the

00:55:51

droads aren't the clones are

00:55:53

all the clones okay

00:55:54

yeah yeah yeah

00:55:56

I misheard

00:55:57

okay

00:56:00

and

00:56:00

Yeah, they are both on.

00:56:03

And actually, Gorvek, you are also on the same side as clones and the Jedi.

00:56:13

You're a good guy.

00:56:15

We've got to go rescue them.

00:56:18

No, we don't.

00:56:19

We need to get that book and get out of here.

00:56:21

Aren't those your men?

00:56:22

They can fight their own

00:56:22

battle.

00:56:24

They can fight their own battle.

00:56:26

Don't we have to go through that to get into the building?

00:56:30

No.

00:56:33

Okay,

00:56:33

so where do we go?

00:56:35

You had a secret back entrance?

00:56:39

Straight ahead and to the left

00:56:40

in

00:56:41

the main building.

00:56:46

Where do we get in?

00:56:49

The door.

00:56:51

Which door?

00:56:53

I don't know.

00:56:54

I don't think I could see the whole map.

00:56:57

Oh, because you're in the back here.

00:56:59

Let's get you through the door.

00:57:02

Get you in there now.

00:57:04

And you should be able to see

00:57:05

a

00:57:07

little bit more, right?

00:57:12

No, not really.

00:57:13

I don't know.

00:57:14

It's like

00:57:14

way

00:57:14

up in the

00:57:15

corner

00:57:16

of my screen.

00:57:17

Is there a way to like, am I just not

00:57:19

correct?

00:57:21

If you need to move around, you need to do two fingers or like, you know, and then to zoom.

00:57:36

I

00:57:36

don't think there's doors on this drawing anyway.

00:57:40

Yeah, it's not super.

00:57:41

I guess what I'm saying is I can't see what you're seeing.

00:57:45

Oh, I got an idea.

00:57:47

Roll a perception check, and then we'll imagine a door

00:57:51

if

00:57:52

you roll it right.

00:57:54

All right, yeah, roll a perception.

00:57:57

Yeah, that'll be under skills.

00:58:00

Yeah, don't fail.

00:58:01

Because that would be inconvenient.

00:58:03

I did get a

00:58:04

few threats, though, so maybe.

00:58:06

No, the threat was that there were droids there and they were shooting.

00:58:10

Oh, okay.

00:58:12

The threat is you're suddenly blind.

00:58:14

Do you want me to change this at all?

00:58:16

No.

00:58:21

Oh, my God.

00:58:23

It's your perception, too?

00:58:25

It's like a huge door.

00:58:27

It's a massive door.

00:58:28

It's like you can't see it.

00:58:29

It says enter right

00:58:30

here.

00:58:31

Big blinking light.

00:58:33

Yeah,

00:58:34

blinking light with an arrow.

00:58:35

Okay.

00:58:36

You perceive with your strategic knowledge,

00:58:40

you do see that they're shooting at these clones in the corner.

00:58:45

They're pinned down,

00:58:46

but they are probably pretty distracted by that.

00:58:50

And in between, there is the door,

00:58:54

but you may be able to sneak behind them

00:58:56

if they are sufficiently shooting at the clones.

00:59:04

They're sufficiently shooting.

00:59:06

I mean, they're sufficiently distracted shooting the clones.

00:59:10

They're pretty distracted.

00:59:11

Yeah, it looks like it.

00:59:11

I mean, they're really shooting that corner.

00:59:13

Well, you didn't

00:59:13

see that, Gorbachev did.

00:59:15

Gorbachev, yeah.

00:59:16

All right, yeah, up ahead there's a door.

00:59:18

We can get in as long as we sneak past them, so let's go.

00:59:22

But

00:59:22

what about the men?

00:59:25

The clothes?

00:59:26

I said before.

00:59:30

Oh, this doesn't seem right.

00:59:32

But also, I mean.

00:59:34

This

00:59:34

is war, man.

00:59:36

There's no right and wrong.

00:59:37

Let's go.

00:59:39

Arguing out here, you throw rocks.

00:59:43

I got a gun now.

00:59:45

Yeah, I'm not so sure I should have gave that to you now.

00:59:48

I'm really repeating that choice.

00:59:53

All right.

00:59:54

I'm going to sneak behind with Commander Gorbeck.

00:59:58

Okay.

01:00:00

All right, I guess I'll try to sneak as well with my pups.

01:00:04

Biff and Baff.

01:00:06

Biff and Baff.

01:00:08

Kale and Glide.

01:00:11

I'm like walking across, but I'm like really,

01:00:13

like I'm having a moral conflict, but what can I do?

01:00:16

I mean, I've got a,

01:00:17

I've

01:00:18

just got a flashlight and a stick

01:00:20

and

01:00:20

a gun.

01:00:21

And

01:00:21

a gun and a cloak and a panini and a dream.

01:00:27

All right.

01:00:28

Kale, you're following too?

01:00:30

Yeah, I'm behind Clyde.

01:00:33

Okay.

01:00:34

Everybody roll a stealth check.

01:00:36

I will give everyone a bonus, which is the light blue die or boost,

01:00:41

which is light blue die for the distraction currently going on.

01:00:47

Where are you going to be more difficult?

01:00:49

Roll under skills now.

01:00:52

Oh,

01:00:52

man.

01:00:54

Oh, boy.

01:00:55

Oh, boy.

01:00:57

Oh, boy.

01:00:58

Stealth?

01:01:00

Yeah, stealth.

01:01:04

All right.

01:01:06

Wow.

01:01:09

Kale and Gorvek, you guys get across it real easy.

01:01:16

The

01:01:16

rest of us are just tromping.

01:01:20

Okay.

01:01:21

Yeah.

01:01:23

So, Kale and Gorvek were successful?

01:01:27

Yes.

01:01:28

We

01:01:28

ran our signature backdoors, no babies play.

01:01:32

We were in there.

01:01:33

The newest players are really stealthy, apparently.

01:01:40

Where's

01:01:40

Kale at?

01:01:42

Where

01:01:42

did you go, Kale?

01:01:43

We're here.

01:01:44

Oh, you're underneath.

01:01:45

Yeah.

01:01:46

All right.

01:01:47

Okay, yeah.

01:01:47

You guys sneak behind.

01:01:49

The other three, you do startle the droids,

01:01:58

and they stop firing, and

01:02:00

they turn towards you.

01:02:03

Go, Biff. Go, Baff.

01:02:05

Hello. This isn't where we parked our spaceship.

01:02:09

Hi.

01:02:11

Do

01:02:11

they shoot? Are they shooting yet?

01:02:14

Do they shoot questions, ask questions later?

01:02:17

Not yet, but they're about to.

01:02:19

Oh, God.

01:02:19

This is tense

01:02:22

Disarm immediately

01:02:25

I'm disarmed

01:02:25

I mean leave the premises immediately

01:02:28

Oh I have no problem

01:02:29

You

01:02:29

keep doing that

01:02:32

Hey

01:02:35

Who

01:02:36

you got over there

01:02:40

You mean who we were shooting at before

01:02:43

Did I ask

01:02:44

Yes

01:02:47

They are also intruders

01:02:49

huh seems

01:02:51

like a whole lot of intruders you guys don't seem to be doing your job very well

01:02:55

what

01:02:55

a disappointment

01:02:56

and

01:02:57

at that minute uh the clones start returning fire at the uh

01:03:03

at the at the the droids

01:03:05

um

01:03:06

so they turn again

01:03:10

uh sensing that that is that is the most uh urgent

01:03:15

or,

01:03:16

you know, for being fired at that they turn their attention back towards the clones.

01:03:22

I

01:03:22

think I told them.

01:03:25

To what?

01:03:26

Attack them.

01:03:28

Attack the robots?

01:03:30

Yes.

01:03:33

Okay.

01:03:34

Clyde, what are you doing? Are you running?

01:03:38

I'm, what are you doing?

01:03:41

I don't know.

01:03:44

look why don't you go with them you know more about books right

01:03:46

i

01:03:48

mean i know a little bit i

01:03:49

mean i work on the library i don't know if i mentioned well look they're

01:03:51

looking for a book

01:03:52

you need to go uh we'll stay here and and keep these guys distracted are

01:03:57

you sure

01:03:59

no but go

01:04:00

do

01:04:01

you need another gun

01:04:02

yes all

01:04:05

right i know i

01:04:06

already have yeah give me your gun

01:04:07

All

01:04:08

right, I give her my gun.

01:04:10

All right, Clyde gives his gun to Uli.

01:04:15

Easy come, easy go.

01:04:17

And now Uli has two guns.

01:04:20

Two guns.

01:04:21

Only one more to go.

01:04:23

And Clyde has zero.

01:04:27

I'm going to start returning fire back on the, or not return fire,

01:04:30

I'm going to start trying to hit one of the

01:04:32

droids.

01:04:35

Okay.

01:04:36

And the dogs pounce at one of the droids?

01:04:44

Yeah, we'll just send them at the one.

01:04:47

Okay.

01:04:48

I'm going to

01:04:48

fire at the one that's not getting the dogs.

01:04:51

Okay.

01:04:54

Sounds

01:04:55

good.

01:04:56

So then I guess you guys would be

01:04:58

in combat.

01:05:03

Oh, wait.

01:05:04

I probably have to close this combat.

01:05:06

so get rid of that.

01:05:09

New combat

01:05:10

and roll for

01:05:12

initiative.

01:05:18

Vigilance, right?

01:05:20

Yeah.

01:05:25

These are some really terrible rolls.

01:05:28

Yeah, mine

01:05:28

was bad.

01:05:29

Oh, I didn't put the dogs in there.

01:05:33

It's

01:05:33

kind of the most important one.

01:05:36

for

01:05:36

you.

01:05:41

Look at that roll, baby.

01:05:44

Biff and Boff doing it like bosses.

01:05:47

All right.

01:05:47

Now you guys have gotten the droids

01:05:50

just moving back and forth.

01:05:53

You know, they can't really decide

01:05:54

because you're getting them from both ways.

01:05:56

A clone trooper is going to shoot towards them.

01:05:59

They're at medium.

01:06:03

Let's see.

01:06:04

Oh, combat.

01:06:08

What is the...

01:06:09

Oh, I guess blaster rifle is right here.

01:06:11

Alright.

01:06:19

Clone trooper.

01:06:20

Check succeeded.

01:06:22

I will give some damage to this.

01:06:27

It's

01:06:27

12.

01:06:30

12 damage?

01:06:31

Yeah.

01:06:33

Alright.

01:06:35

um who's next then

01:06:36

the

01:06:38

biff and boff

01:06:39

okay

01:06:40

biff biff and boff are

01:06:42

i'm

01:06:44

assuming it's this one

01:06:46

yeah

01:06:46

okay um

01:06:48

and this is the one that took the damage uh the one on top and what is their weapon

01:06:55

they have no weapons

01:06:58

so

01:06:59

i guess it's just brawl

01:07:00

they

01:07:02

have teeth

01:07:02

uh

01:07:04

they don't have teeth in their inventory

01:07:07

well

01:07:08

neither do i that doesn't mean i don't have them

01:07:10

we

01:07:11

don't know that

01:07:13

let

01:07:14

me see if there's teeth in uh the gear no teeth are not in the gear i know claws are

01:07:18

Nope.

01:07:21

Okay.

01:07:22

Then I will just roll

01:07:25

combat brawl.

01:07:27

I guess.

01:07:33

Check failed.

01:07:36

Those dogs get fucking messed up.

01:07:39

All right.

01:07:40

Oh, no.

01:07:43

Where is this one facing?

01:07:47

I

01:07:47

don't remember.

01:07:48

I guess the droids.

01:07:49

I mean, the clones.

01:07:52

That makes sense.

01:07:53

That's the one that

01:07:53

they shot.

01:07:54

Shot them.

01:07:55

Yeah.

01:07:57

Twin heavy blasters.

01:08:03

All right.

01:08:05

They miss.

01:08:09

Taz.

01:08:12

Well, since the one droid guy was distracted.

01:08:17

Okay.

01:08:18

I'm going to take out my force

01:08:20

If I can stab it

01:08:22

Okay

01:08:22

so the one up and top

01:08:24

No

01:08:25

Oh he's distracted with the dog

01:08:27

Okay so you can have a boost for that

01:08:29

Um

01:08:31

And

01:08:32

you're close so I guess

01:08:33

Just simple would be fine

01:08:35

Well it's going to be engaged

01:08:36

Okay

01:08:37

that

01:08:38

makes sense

01:08:39

So two purple

01:08:41

Oh

01:08:41

two purple

01:08:43

Yeah

01:08:43

you did

01:08:44

Those are two purple

01:08:45

No one's a boost

01:08:48

I

01:08:49

failed

01:08:49

anyway

01:08:51

oh yeah okay sorry yes all right um

01:08:54

then

01:08:55

that brings it to

01:08:58

an enemy slot

01:08:59

oh

01:09:00

see this is confusing

01:09:03

because now I don't know who

01:09:08

I

01:09:09

think it was the other droid

01:09:12

both okay yeah we'll just do the other droid because because it's going to have the clones as

01:09:16

enemy slots and they shouldn't be enemies.

01:09:18

That's why it's confusing.

01:09:20

Maybe I can move them.

01:09:28

Did they move when I changed this to friendly?

01:09:31

No.

01:09:31

No.

01:09:32

Okay.

01:09:34

So the other droid is going to shoot at the dogs, which are close.

01:09:41

So it's going to be one difficulty.

01:10:15

what's

01:10:16

that triumph uh

01:10:17

triumph is going to be a critical on the dogs um but since they are

01:10:24

since they

01:10:24

since

01:10:26

they are minions while that it the critical is a death so um one of the dogs

01:10:33

croaks

01:10:33

oh

01:10:35

no

01:10:35

was

01:10:37

it biff or boff uh i mean that's going to be up to you later

01:10:43

all

01:10:43

right and a clone

01:10:49

because uli you win already

01:10:50

no

01:10:52

not yet

01:10:52

okay

01:10:53

um if you if you want to go now you can go

01:10:57

okay uh i'm going to aim for the droid furthest for me the one that's more further north

01:11:02

okay um

01:11:03

and

01:11:03

i'm gonna do blaster rifle

01:11:04

nothing

01:11:06

changed

01:11:06

sure

01:11:07

yes

01:11:12

Oh.

01:11:15

Failed.

01:11:16

Wow, you guys are

01:11:16

bad

01:11:17

at this.

01:11:18

I gotta give you guys XP, because you guys deserve XP.

01:11:22

For failing so much?

01:11:25

No, for being such good sports.

01:11:27

For being brave.

01:11:30

For being...

01:11:31

No, I mean, you guys have had some success.

01:11:33

For putting up with this bullshit.

01:11:35

All right, Clone Trooper is going to shoot at the further one.

01:11:38

the one that's facing them

01:11:45

and

01:11:46

is successful

01:11:49

and does

01:11:51

12

01:11:53

damage

01:11:54

which obliterates this droid here.

01:12:00

So

01:12:00

one

01:12:02

is dead.

01:12:03

Okay, now I'm going to go back to the other group.

01:12:05

You guys went inside.

01:12:08

I'm running up behind him trying to catch up

01:12:12

Okay

01:12:12

You guys snuck in the back door

01:12:15

And

01:12:16

you guys are going

01:12:18

Into

01:12:21

This area here

01:12:23

I need to bring you in

01:12:27

Kale

01:12:29

Clyde

01:12:35

And

01:12:36

Gorbachev.

01:12:38

Gorbachev.

01:12:41

Commander Gorbachev.

01:12:44

Kill Gorbachev.

01:12:46

And he's smaller for some reason.

01:12:49

Okay,

01:12:50

so you guys

01:12:50

come inside.

01:12:52

This kind of looks like it's outside, but trust me, you are really inside.

01:12:57

And you see...

01:13:01

Never mind, these were not here.

01:13:07

and

01:13:07

you see a door

01:13:08

um coming

01:13:12

in this door and it looks like a little convenience store now that

01:13:14

you're inside the walls

01:13:15

um to

01:13:18

the

01:13:19

uh

01:13:20

it looks like

01:13:20

it

01:13:21

just got all the markings of a convenience store

01:13:26

is

01:13:26

that where the book's at

01:13:28

Korvac

01:13:29

yeah

01:13:31

in the convenience store

01:13:34

yep

01:13:35

are we buying you a dirty magazine

01:13:37

I'm still not convinced this book isn't a dirty magazine

01:13:44

until you

01:13:45

read

01:13:45

it

01:13:48

you guys walk up to the door

01:13:50

try the door

01:13:52

it

01:13:52

is locked

01:13:53

Oh

01:13:54

my god, not again.

01:13:58

The sign says here, come back

01:14:00

in 15 minutes.

01:14:02

We don't have time for that.

01:14:05

Can I try to pick the lock?

01:14:09

Yes.

01:14:11

That would be a skullduggery check.

01:14:14

It's under skills.

01:14:19

You

01:14:20

can do it.

01:14:23

Do it.

01:14:24

Do it.

01:14:26

Good to roll.

01:14:27

Yeah.

01:14:33

Wow, he kicked the door down.

01:14:35

We might want to bring this commander guy with us everywhere.

01:14:39

To all the doors.

01:14:41

That's kind of the point.

01:14:45

So how does this, narratively, how does this happen?

01:14:51

How do you pick the door, Nick?

01:14:52

oh

01:14:53

yeah uh sorry not paying attention there um

01:14:57

so

01:14:59

yeah i went up to the uh went up to the door

01:15:02

and uh

01:15:02

just

01:15:03

uh

01:15:04

you

01:15:05

know kicked it in

01:15:06

all

01:15:07

right uh yeah you kicked it but you kicked it in

01:15:10

the

01:15:11

right

01:15:12

in the right spot and the door slides open right in its erogenous zone and the door slides open

01:15:19

and

01:15:20

you guys are now in what is an eerily kind of empty convenience store.

01:15:28

The food, I mean, there's food on the shelves, but they're all dusty.

01:15:34

It looks like they haven't been touched in

01:15:35

a

01:15:36

long time.

01:15:38

Oh, goodness.

01:15:39

So a typical convenience store?

01:15:41

Yes.

01:15:43

Well, yes.

01:15:44

A droid convenience store.

01:15:46

I work in one of those now.

01:15:50

Sorry, not a character

01:15:56

Alright,

01:15:57

so what are we looking for?

01:15:58

A book, right? Is it here on the shelves?

01:16:01

It's in the back room

01:16:05

In

01:16:06

the back room there

01:16:08

Alright

01:16:08

then, to the back room

01:16:09

Hey, I got a flashlight I can use right here

01:16:12

And I pull out my flash stick

01:16:16

I don't think it works like that

01:16:17

There's a droid at the counter

01:16:20

You see in the back corner of the room

01:16:22

There's a door

01:16:24

Which is labeled conveniently

01:16:25

Back room

01:16:27

So we gotta

01:16:28

go distract this droid

01:16:30

You need to get

01:16:32

I mean the droid is in between

01:16:34

You and the door

01:16:36

Alright guys

01:16:37

We gotta

01:16:38

get past this droid

01:16:40

Any ideas?

01:16:42

Clive, why don't you use that gun?

01:16:46

Think about that gun.

01:16:51

You remember how I had that?

01:16:53

Well, I kind of gave it to you.

01:16:55

Remember how you had

01:16:55

it?

01:16:56

Yeah, I kind of gave it to somebody else.

01:16:58

Remember that cute little green girl?

01:16:59

What do you mean kind of gave it to somebody

01:17:01

else?

01:17:02

That green girl, she needed it.

01:17:05

Green girl?

01:17:06

What?

01:17:07

The green girl.

01:17:09

Oh, green girl.

01:17:11

Oh.

01:17:13

I mean, I have a flash stick, and I have this red book.

01:17:20

It's not useful anymore, so now I'm going to use it as a weapon, I think.

01:17:26

Okay.

01:17:27

A flash stick I thought was a cattle prod, but it turns out it's just a

01:17:31

stick

01:17:33

that flashes and stuns them.

01:17:39

I'm

01:17:39

doing much good

01:17:40

here.

01:17:43

I think I can

01:17:44

I can handle this

01:17:47

I

01:17:48

I appreciated the gun that you gave me

01:17:50

so I will

01:17:51

Don't let me look bad in

01:17:53

front of the general

01:17:56

I was helping out a crewmate

01:17:58

Or

01:17:58

perhaps you would like to

01:17:59

borrow

01:18:00

my gun, Clyde, what would you like to do?

01:18:02

Do you have a gun? Do you have an extra one?

01:18:04

I do. I have the other one that was

01:18:06

looted off the

01:18:08

droids, yes. Yeah, I'll borrow it

01:18:10

if you want. I'll go back, I promise.

01:18:12

Why don't you just use it, Kale?

01:18:15

What is with you

01:18:17

guys

01:18:17

from giving away your guns?

01:18:19

We're Jedi. We're monks.

01:18:24

I'm more of a

01:18:25

solve-it-with-the-fist type of thing,

01:18:27

and these droids

01:18:29

can't really punch them that well.

01:18:31

And guns are

01:18:32

so uncivilized.

01:18:33

Have I talked about that before?

01:18:36

Super uncivilized.

01:18:37

Oh my

01:18:37

goodness.

01:18:39

Hello,

01:18:39

you guys there in the corner.

01:18:43

I'm the droid.

01:18:46

Can I help you?

01:18:49

Quick,

01:18:50

someone shoot it.

01:18:52

Wait,

01:18:52

hold on.

01:18:53

Can I help you with something?

01:18:56

We don't get many customers here.

01:18:59

We need to gain

01:19:00

access to the back room.

01:19:04

Do you have ID?

01:19:08

Yeah.

01:19:09

Yeah.

01:19:13

What

01:19:13

do we need ID for?

01:19:16

I can't just let anyone back here.

01:19:17

You need to be over a certain age.

01:19:24

We all have ID.

01:19:29

All right, I'm going to go back to the combat on the other side of the wall for a second.

01:19:36

Okay.

01:19:37

Now, where were we?

01:19:38

Gotta

01:19:39

say, I really appreciate this extra gun I have.

01:19:46

At

01:19:47

least somebody does.

01:19:48

Really adding a lot to this, isn't it?

01:19:50

Yeah.

01:19:51

Two guns are way better than just one or none.

01:19:54

Or a stick with a flashlight.

01:19:59

Token,

01:20:00

this should be friendly.

01:20:02

Let's see.

01:20:04

Okay.

01:20:04

They did.

01:20:05

Now they changed.

01:20:06

All right.

01:20:06

Yes.

01:20:07

All

01:20:08

right, so the top of the initiative, these clones, one of the, well, the clone was up

01:20:15

there, but it doesn't have to be the clone that takes the turn.

01:20:17

Does anybody else want the turn?

01:20:18

Yeah, I'll do it.

01:20:19

I'll take another shot.

01:20:21

Okay.

01:20:23

Literally.

01:20:26

All right.

01:20:31

Can't shoot for shit, though.

01:20:34

Oh, that sucked.

01:20:37

All

01:20:37

right.

01:20:37

anybody

01:20:38

you want to who's who's second

01:20:40

i

01:20:41

guess i'll take it

01:20:42

all

01:20:43

right what are you gonna do

01:20:45

um

01:20:45

i

01:20:46

am going to use magnitude

01:20:48

what

01:20:50

is that

01:20:50

what

01:20:53

does it say where it go

01:20:57

um you

01:20:58

gotta click your cheat and then click your force power heal harm so it's

01:21:03

a heal harm

01:21:04

okay so

01:21:06

i would like to harm

01:21:07

the

01:21:10

droid oh it says

01:21:11

live

01:21:12

in target never mind

01:21:15

yeah

01:21:15

it won't work on a droid

01:21:16

it

01:21:17

will not i'm just gonna stab him again for shooting

01:21:21

biff and or boff

01:21:22

okay uh do

01:21:26

it then

01:21:26

i

01:21:28

will

01:21:28

do

01:21:30

it

01:21:34

All

01:21:34

right.

01:21:35

Successful.

01:21:36

Four damage.

01:21:39

Which is probably not even enough to get past their soak.

01:21:44

Let's

01:21:44

say it is.

01:21:47

So that's a no, it wasn't.

01:21:49

It was

01:21:50

not.

01:21:52

Well, no, since it's engaged or melee, do they even have soak?

01:21:58

I think so.

01:22:01

I didn't think soak was for melee

01:22:03

I

01:22:04

think if you had a piercing object

01:22:06

Then it would not be soak

01:22:09

Does it have

01:22:09

pierce?

01:22:14

It does not

01:22:16

It

01:22:16

does

01:22:17

some damage

01:22:18

You

01:22:19

would think it would be pointy

01:22:20

Yeah it turns out

01:22:23

Alright

01:22:25

The

01:22:26

droid is going to

01:22:30

shoot at, I guess, the last thing that shot at it,

01:22:34

which was Taz.

01:22:36

Yeah, that's you.

01:22:41

And

01:22:41

combat with its twin heavy blasters.

01:22:45

Oh, no.

01:22:47

Oh, no.

01:22:51

Oh, boy.

01:22:52

That is a lot of damage.

01:22:55

It does 13 damage minus your soak, which is 11,

01:23:01

which brings you up to 12 wounds.

01:23:06

Oh.

01:23:10

That was so much damage.

01:23:13

Yeah.

01:23:15

Ouch.

01:23:16

I really like being scarned at this point.

01:23:21

All right.

01:23:23

Friendly shot from the clones are going to shoot at the last remaining droid.

01:23:28

Combat blaster rifle.

01:23:34

Failed, unfortunately.

01:23:39

This clone will shoot at the droid.

01:23:50

Check succeeded.

01:23:52

Oh.

01:23:54

which

01:23:55

is enough to well

01:23:57

not

01:23:59

quite

01:24:02

it does it takes a lot of damage there's a good shot the droid is still up

01:24:08

we you do have one more

01:24:09

character

01:24:11

in the initiative

01:24:44

And

01:24:44

it kills the droid.

01:24:49

The droid is dead.

01:24:51

One dog is dead.

01:24:53

But one dog is triumphant.

01:24:57

The clones peek up their heads and yell out,

01:25:00

Oi!

01:25:01

And start slowly approaching you.

01:25:04

Because they're

01:25:05

Australian.

01:25:07

Oi!

01:25:08

New Zealand, actually.

01:25:10

Oh, thanks for saving our hides back there.

01:25:14

Yeah, no

01:25:15

problem.

01:25:19

Blood flies out.

01:25:23

How'd you guys even get

01:25:24

caught

01:25:25

back here?

01:25:26

Oh, we're looking for a book.

01:25:30

What a coincidence.

01:25:31

We're looking for a book, too.

01:25:33

Oh, do you know where it is?

01:25:37

No.

01:25:38

What book are you looking for?

01:25:40

yeah

01:25:41

what book are you looking for

01:25:42

i

01:25:43

was just told that i would know it when i saw it and it was uh

01:25:49

really important

01:25:50

and

01:25:52

it was in there

01:25:52

did

01:25:54

a guy tell you this with a with a kind of a big bug-eyed

01:25:57

kind of guy

01:25:58

you

01:25:59

mean commander

01:26:00

govek

01:26:00

yeah yeah

01:26:02

yeah

01:26:03

we

01:26:04

report to him

01:26:05

he's

01:26:06

here

01:26:07

he

01:26:08

just let you

01:26:08

guys sit down here.

01:26:12

I'm sure he

01:26:14

had his ring.

01:26:15

No, he saw you guys getting shot at by those things.

01:26:19

Yeah, no, it's the blood.

01:26:21

It's the blood loss, and Uli's

01:26:22

going to kind of, like, step right on his

01:26:24

chest. A little bit of blood's going to squirt out.

01:26:26

Yeah.

01:26:31

Oh, all right.

01:26:32

Yeah, let's go in

01:26:34

then, I guess.

01:26:38

Yeah.

01:26:39

Taz, you good to go?

01:26:41

No, I'd like to heal myself.

01:26:43

Can you heal yourself?

01:26:45

I don't know, I was just curious.

01:26:51

I don't, yeah, you can.

01:26:53

It would be a medical check.

01:26:57

Yeah, oh yeah, because you have your force powers.

01:26:58

I don't know if that helps.

01:27:00

Yeah, if I use my heal harm.

01:27:02

Does it say

01:27:05

to

01:27:06

heal from an engaged

01:27:08

including user.

01:27:09

You

01:27:10

can try your force powers.

01:27:19

Alright.

01:27:20

I can spend two, right?

01:27:26

To

01:27:26

heal a number of wounds

01:27:28

equal to

01:27:30

intellect.

01:27:32

Which is your lowest.

01:27:35

Your lowest one.

01:27:37

Did you give up part of your intellect for something else?

01:27:40

Let's not bring that up.

01:27:45

Yes, so I healed two.

01:27:47

Yeah.

01:27:48

Yeah.

01:27:50

All right, you healed two.

01:27:51

I need a stimmy.

01:27:54

A stimmy.

01:27:55

All right.

01:27:57

And you guys follow them inside.

01:28:01

Follow each other inside.

01:28:02

the flying gent.

01:28:04

Come on,

01:28:05

Biff and or Boph.

01:28:07

No,

01:28:08

Biff or Boph.

01:28:10

Yeah,

01:28:10

it's not and Boph.

01:28:12

No,

01:28:12

because one of them is dead.

01:28:13

Yes.

01:28:15

Forever.

01:28:16

All right.

01:28:16

All right.

01:28:17

You guys follow into the convenience store.

01:28:21

The two clones,

01:28:23

C. Gorvek and Sloot.

01:28:26

Sir.

01:28:30

Gentlemen,

01:28:30

you made it.

01:28:33

yes good to see you

01:28:34

oh

01:28:35

you decided to take this mission on yourself

01:28:40

i knew i would uh need some backup so i appreciate you guys uh

01:28:44

and uh holding their attention so i can get in here

01:28:47

so

01:28:48

yes

01:28:48

sir

01:28:52

they

01:28:52

want the book too um

01:28:57

They're

01:28:58

with me

01:29:00

This

01:29:00

must be one really good book

01:29:04

I bet it's dirty

01:29:07

I'm gonna go up

01:29:11

I'm gonna go up to the droid

01:29:14

And

01:29:15

Provide

01:29:17

Some

01:29:18

My D

01:29:19

Fake IDs that

01:29:20

I have with me

01:29:23

um

01:29:25

okay

01:29:27

yes

01:29:28

I will allow it

01:29:30

um let's see

01:29:32

I'm gonna roll for it

01:29:34

I

01:29:34

guess you know what that would be deception

01:29:37

deception

01:29:39

roll

01:29:40

for fake ID

01:29:44

oh my god he's got three fake IDs

01:29:47

his

01:29:48

wallet comes out and it's just like those

01:29:50

all those like

01:29:50

different

01:29:51

IDs.

01:29:52

It's like he has a wallet with like the little pictures,

01:29:55

but they're all just fake IDs.

01:29:56

Like what planet are we on now?

01:29:58

What planet

01:29:59

is this?

01:30:00

It's an asteroid.

01:30:01

Oh, this is the asteroid planet.

01:30:04

It almost looks like I sell fake IDs.

01:30:09

Maybe you do.

01:30:10

Overspilling with a bunch of different IDs from different,

01:30:15

different random people.

01:30:19

All right.

01:30:21

Oh,

01:30:22

yes.

01:30:23

Yes, of course.

01:30:25

You are over 18 in some jurisdictions.

01:30:33

I'm not sure why you have this ID for a 12-year-old,

01:30:36

but

01:30:36

this

01:30:37

one says 18.

01:30:42

Well, as long as they'll do.

01:30:46

And...

01:30:47

They're going to let us in?

01:30:50

well

01:30:51

the rest of you i mean

01:30:52

are

01:30:53

you their parental guardians on this on this

01:30:56

asteroid the law is yeah you can go in there if you have parental um

01:31:01

concurrence

01:31:05

i mean

01:31:06

clearly

01:31:06

this man's probably our parent

01:31:08

right

01:31:09

commander grovichek

01:31:10

even

01:31:11

though i look older than

01:31:16

we're good to go right

01:31:17

yeah

01:31:18

right

01:31:19

you're

01:31:20

their parent

01:31:25

okay uh

01:31:26

well yeah i mean assuming you're not actually his parent you'll have to

01:31:31

roll a deception

01:31:32

roll

01:31:34

for parent

01:31:34

roll

01:31:35

for parent asking too many questions here

01:31:39

roll

01:31:40

for daddy

01:31:42

deception

01:31:43

daddy

01:31:49

oh

01:31:50

wow

01:31:50

yeah he succeeds

01:31:52

okay he believes you he opens

01:31:54

the door and you guys are

01:31:57

you

01:31:57

guys are free

01:31:59

to

01:32:01

go

01:32:01

through the

01:32:02

lock to door

01:32:04

let

01:32:05

me pull you in here

01:32:08

and

01:32:09

And

01:32:09

you

01:32:10

guys come in and you see some, you walk from,

01:32:14

it looks like you're leaving the building,

01:32:16

going through a bit of outside into a building in the back.

01:32:21

It's glowing with neon.

01:32:24

It looks a bit like this.

01:32:31

Can you see it?

01:32:33

Yep.

01:32:34

It's right on that

01:32:36

back

01:32:37

rack to the right there.

01:32:41

the

01:32:42

jedi text

01:32:42

yeah

01:32:44

right underneath that

01:32:45

or

01:32:46

the forbidden

01:32:49

hook noodles

01:32:54

no in the back

01:32:54

oh

01:32:56

it's in the back

01:32:57

the

01:32:57

forbidden text the forbidden jedi texts

01:33:02

no i'm trying to see what that word under hook or

01:33:04

to

01:33:05

the right of hook is

01:33:06

it's

01:33:07

nonsense

01:33:08

I

01:33:08

think it says

01:33:09

I'm surprised the AA

01:33:11

got everything else

01:33:16

alright

01:33:17

is someone going to go get the book?

01:33:18

yeah

01:33:18

I'm going to go get the book

01:33:19

I'm going to scamper forward because I like books

01:33:22

I'm scampering

01:33:22

oh where is it? commander, commander

01:33:25

where's the book you want? I'll go get it for you

01:33:26

where is it?

01:33:29

slow down, slow down, slow down

01:33:30

you're going too fast, it should be right over there

01:33:33

alright, which one is it?

01:33:37

uh

01:33:37

he points he points to one uh you you pick it up uh you're reading the uh the title uh it says

01:33:44

um echoes of the force

01:33:46

all

01:33:48

right

01:33:48

and

01:33:51

uh you notice it's a little dusty so you blow the dust on it

01:33:56

Oh,

01:33:57

God.

01:33:58

It reveals more of the title.

01:34:00

It's Echoes of the Force, comma, Whispers of the Flesh.

01:34:05

Oh, goodness.

01:34:07

Oh.

01:34:08

Oh, my

01:34:08

God.

01:34:09

That book really was pretty, guys.

01:34:13

You were right.

01:34:14

It was a dirty book.

01:34:16

What kind of book is this again, sir?

01:34:19

Oh, I think you know what kind of book that is.

01:34:22

I open halfway through, and I just get appalled.

01:34:26

just

01:34:27

say the force is strong with that

01:34:29

one

01:35:06

Yeah,

01:35:07

we need you because I think you're the only one who rolled any good rolls today.

01:35:16

We're just going to stick you in the front of everything.

01:35:19

We're just going to, all right, all right.

01:35:20

Yeah.

01:35:20

Battle initiative.

01:35:22

Commander, get up here.

01:35:25

Anything

01:35:26

we got to do, we're pushing him first.

01:35:29

That's what I thought

01:35:29

was going to be like the point.

01:35:31

You guys kept on throwing rocks.

01:35:35

You guys have a commander.

01:35:39

He didn't really command

01:35:41

us too much.

01:35:42

I was trying to be creative.

01:35:44

I don't have anything.

01:35:47

They'd be like, yeah, here they come.

01:35:49

And he's like, I'll give them some dog food.

01:35:51

I'm like, that's dog

01:35:52

food.

01:35:54

I'll just keep feeding them dog food.

None of you brought guns?