- Crew of the Kahuna

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episode four space truckin road trip with the van needing fixing the crew bartered for repairs

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relying on the humble panini as trade-stuffs to get air and space-borne.

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The piloting of Kale and the not-pushing of buttons at Kataz

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brought them steady and level in the void.

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But their journey took a bizarre turn when they discovered an unexpected stowaway,

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a massive-ish, half-tamed wampa named Brisket, lurking in the ship's vents.

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A flashin' and a treatin' relegated the beast to a cage in the back.

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And an unschewing of wires by Uli, the fan is humming along again.

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Now, let's not forget, they need to get to Skyhold Base, a hidden fortress somewhere amidst the war-torn expanse of the dead meridian.

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Do you capitalize the things, or is it just capitalized, like, automatically?

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Oh, no, I capitalize them. These are things you're supposed to be focusing on.

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I was just going to say, I appreciate it.

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See, I didn't pick up on that until this time, when you, like, really, really emphasized.

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How many?

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We're supposed to go to where?

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I can't even remember where we're supposed to go.

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Brisket.

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I remember Brisket.

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We're supposed to go to the Bread Meridian.

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You can click on the characters,

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and they'll bring up your sheets.

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Yeah, Brisket has a sheet.

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If you have permission to see it.

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Brisket's got a sheet, or is Brisket?

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brisket's in a cage where she belongs

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he belongs it belongs

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okay

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let's see

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what we're supposed to do at the end of sessions

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is dole out

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moral points

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level up

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you guys did nothing

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for leveling up because

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you wasted yet more

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of your precious session time

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bickering mostly.

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But, no,

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morale points.

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This basically determines whether you're

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light side or dark side.

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So they're

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kind of like experience points.

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Except you can't buy anything with them.

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Except being good or bad.

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So, let's see. One of the tabs

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has morale on it.

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I think Andy should be Dr. Morale for not flushing.

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Oh yeah, no, I have that on my list.

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Which tab?

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It's the one that looks like a balance, like a Justice, you know, like the Lady Justice balance.

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The Kale?

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Oh, Morality.

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Kale, I don't know. Do you know how to get to your, I don't remember, have you been to your sheep yet, Kale?

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Flashmaster.

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So if you just double click on your character,

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then you can get it.

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Okay, I see it.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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It's like the second from the bottom.

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It looks like little justice scales.

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You should be at 50 to start.

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Yep.

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And then plus these modifiers.

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I'm giving plus three to Clyde

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for attempting to be a hero

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and flash sticking the...

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The Wampa, even though he was unsuccessful.

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I was successful.

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I hit him.

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The role was successful.

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I want it recorded that the role was successful.

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I'll write that down right here.

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All right, good.

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Okay.

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It's recorded in this tiny book.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Uli, plus three, morality.

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For healing Clyde.

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Kale and Taz.

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Both plus three for helping the animal without hurting it.

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But Clyde doesn't get any taken away for her yet?

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No, because he was being a hero.

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He was trying to protect you guys.

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Yeah, I was trying to be a hero.

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If anything, you're the villain.

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You didn't flush.

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And, yes.

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Minus one.

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Minus one morality to Taz for not flushing, which is total dick mo.

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Did you see the video I sent, Tiger?

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Yes, I did.

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Let them feel the wrath of the monarch.

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It was all sound and fury signifying nothing.

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Okay.

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Now, if you, I still have to figure out how many points I should be giving you,

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just like scaling it.

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If you get to 75 or 80, does anybody remember?

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We talked about it briefly.

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Then you're basically in light side.

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You're on the light side.

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And if you're at 25 or 20, I don't remember which,

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then you are a dark side user.

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I think it's 75.

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While a character maintains morality above 70 points,

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they become a paragon, a champion of good.

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Yeah, so if you make it to 70,

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I guess likewise

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you reach 30

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yeah Darkside is

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29 right

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okay that sounds right

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which one are we aiming for guys

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I'm a good guy

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I thought you were a librarian

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that's what you think

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librarians are notoriously evil

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yeah evil librarians

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wreck me to the smut

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do I have to

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it's in the Jedi library

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behind the beaded door

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Jedis are kind of broods

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oh it moves now

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oh wow technology

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wow

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you guys are cruising along in the ship

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Taz and

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let's see what we're exactly doing.

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I think we put our characters where they are.

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I think.

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Kale moved all the way back up to the front.

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He's piloting the ship.

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Taz is probably in the back talking to the Wampa.

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And Uli, you, you just un-chewed the wires.

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And Clyde, I think you were, I think you were bitching.

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I was in pain.

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I was hurt.

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I mean, I know, but I was still hurt.

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You know, now I'm like, you know, you know, emotionally, I think I'm all right now, but I was attacked by a vicious beast.

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You're going to hold this over my head the whole time, aren't you?

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What?

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You're going to hold this over me the whole time, aren't you?

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You put a force shield up when I was trying to do something cool for the first time in my life, when I was trying to hit a wampa with a flashlight stick.

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I realized that after we, probably after I woke up the next day, I was like, the one time he tried to act heroic,

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I stopped him.

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The first time we used the force ever, I stopped him.

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I stood in the way of my co-player.

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But, I mean, I didn't want you to hurt Frisket.

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Well, he hurt me.

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Wait, are you guys in character or not?

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This is a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

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I mean, we're working it out.

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Yes, I agree.

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But you're healed. You're fine.

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Yeah, I'm healed.

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I don't know about fine.

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He's saying something hurts.

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Yeah, his ego is hurt.

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My ego?

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I was scratched by a vet monster.

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A pygmy wampa.

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A pampa.

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Great.

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okay

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well uh cool so the ship's

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floating uh normally now

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just just in the general

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away direction from Coruscant

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all right

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yeah we should find this place that we're supposed to go to

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yeah I'm gonna go

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I'm gonna go talk to Kale

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can I make my way up to the

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front of the ship yeah go ahead

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all right cool I see Kale

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over at the controls and I'm is there two

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chairs up here or just one? There's two. There's the one behind me.

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Alright, she's going to slip into the seat behind you. She goes, so

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do you know where we're going?

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The dead meridian? Know where we're going after that?

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It's a little bit fuzzy as to this fortress

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you're looking for. We might have to do a little bit of

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be a little bit vigilant when we get there.

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Yeah, yeah, I've never heard of this Skyhold base.

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Hold on.

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She leans behind her and yells down the hallway,

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you guys ever hear of a Skyhold base?

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What?

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What?

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Did you ever hear of a Skyhold base?

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No.

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I've never left the planet before.

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No.

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She's going to lean forward.

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I'm going to lean forward.

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Listen, Kale, I hate to say this,

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but I think you and I might be the most competent on this particular mission.

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What?

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What'd you say?

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I haven't really had a chance to show my expertise,

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but I want to say you're doing a great job flying this ship.

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I have no clue where we're going.

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I'm not really space-traveled.

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I've only been to a couple places.

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Of course, I'm being the main one.

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Well, the Dead Meridian, very large, vast area.

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A little bit concerned.

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We're going to be spending some time.

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Unless you guys recall anything that might have been said,

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maybe some characteristics about this styhold base

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that would help maybe guide to where we're going.

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One second, and I'm going to go jog back to Clyde

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and be like, so Clyde, you...

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Hold on.

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What'd you say?

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Mind you, it's the text-less book I'm reading.

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You know anything?

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Do you remember anything about this base that we're going to?

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I mean, I take notes, but out of character, I don't remember anything.

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No, no, I just know we have to go there.

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Out of character and in character.

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I just know we have to go there.

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Okay.

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Alright, I'm going to jog to the back of the ship where Taz is.

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Taz!

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Jog to the Wampa first.

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I look up from the cage.

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I give the Wampa a withering glare.

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Just the most withering I can manage.

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Is that a good or bad stare? I don't know.

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I'm just going to leave this alone then and jog back to the front of the ship.

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He doesn't know whether it's good or bad.

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Turns out...

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That was a question both in and out of character.

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Turns out we're dumb as hell.

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And we don't know anything.

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Does the ship have a computer or anything on it?

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Do I need to scan for that?

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Yeah, it has a computer.

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Yeah, not like a ship could work in the controls,

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but like a general just like, can I face...

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Like the internet?

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Yeah.

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Do we have Wi-Fi?

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Yeah, you have access to the holonet.

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Cool.

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I'm going to spend some time searching the holonet for whatever I can find out about this guy hold base,

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this dead meridian, and that one guy we got to go find.

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Commander Gormick.

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Commander Gormick.

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I did write that down.

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Okay, cool.

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I'm going to go do that for a little bit.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So I will say, you know, once we get there, there's probably a few areas I would maybe start looking at.

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But if you guys, you know, you can find anything that would help guide us to maybe at least one or two potential areas.

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Cool.

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I wish I could remember what Master Cloak Coon told us.

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Is there something?

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I was clicking on my skills button.

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I thought that was me.

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Hello?

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Hello, who is this?

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The beeping is coming from the communicator in the robes of Clyde.

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Is this thing on?

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Hello?

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Oh, it's back.

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It was upside down.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Who is this?

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This is Master Plo Koon.

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Oh, hi.

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Hi, sir.

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You left me a message?

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Yeah, I found a book of yours.

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Yes?

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It's blank.

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You know anything about that?

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Yeah, it was bait.

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So we could sack you.

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Wow.

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That's it?

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Yeah.

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This mystery really went south fast.

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I was really interested in this mystery of why the book was blank.

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Oh, it's because it's not real.

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It's like one of those books that you keep at, you know, displays.

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I've been reading this.

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I've been combing this thing for as long as I've been on this ship

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trying to find out what the mystery was, and this is it?

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All of the pages are blank, my son.

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Okay, so what do I do with it?

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recycle it, I guess.

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Maybe you could jot your thoughts and feelings in it.

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If it was blank, why did you write your number down in it?

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Oh, that's how you got this number?

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Yeah.

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Are you like customer service?

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Do you make your own books on Space Etsy or something?

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No.

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The only thing I can think of is

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you saw the impression of my number

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because I used a notepad that was sitting on top of the phone.

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Oh. Okay.

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Well, while I got you on the phone,

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the submission you sent us on,

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you're going to need some details.

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Hey, Bully! Bully!

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Yeah?

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How are you guys getting along?

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Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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I'm talking to a pretty green lady.

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Bully!

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You want to talk to Master Plo Koon?

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I think the pretty green lady was in the other...

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Hold on, I am talking.

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Oh, sorry.

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Did you just shush a Jedi Master?

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Did I hear Plo Koon?

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No, you didn't.

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I come running out to try to talk to Master Plo Koon.

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No, he's on my...

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I'm also going to come around because I hear someone screaming my name.

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I've got it on speakerphone.

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Is that Master Plo Koon?

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I've got Master Plo Koon.

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You guys thought I was just a willy-nilly, works-in-the-library kind of guy.

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And here I am.

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I got the big honcho on the phone.

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Now, what did you guys want to ask me?

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Master Plo.

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It's Taz.

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You got Taz on the phone.

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Taz, what do you got to say?

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And I'm walking around like it's a microphone.

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Taz, what do you got to say?

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How are you, Master?

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Well, I just got this strange message, and I called back.

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and well here we

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are I'm doing okay I'm

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a little worried that

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how's the how's the mission

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coming along

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well we got a wampa

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we bought a wampa

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we fought a wampa

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I caught a wampa

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he caught a wampa

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we bought caught and bought a wampa

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we bought caught bought a wampa

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Huh. And you rode the Wampa to space?

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No, we got a pizza delivery truck.

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It's a lot spacious than you think. A lot of pizzas can fit in there.

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No, it's an animal transport vehicle.

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It said pizza delivery. I translated it.

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I know books. I work in the library.

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Yeah, that sort of explains the caller ID.

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What's the caller ID?

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The caller ID.

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What's caller ID?

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This is coming from the Jedi Zoo animal delivery vehicle.

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Animal Zoo pizza delivery vehicle.

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That is a really weird pizza company name.

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I don't know.

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Maybe this company just delivered pizzas specifically for the zoo.

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Animals need pizzas too.

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Master Polkun, I think we're getting off base here.

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Yeah, hold on. Uli is on the phone.

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Uli, what do you got to say?

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Hold it.

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We're headed to the skyhold base.

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We met someone.

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Seems like they know what they're doing.

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And, yeah.

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Anything you got?

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You met someone that seems like they know what they're doing.

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He helped us catch the wampa.

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Her name's Brisket.

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The wampa, not the man that helped us.

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You met a man named Brisket.

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No, the Wampa's name is Brisket.

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We've met someone. We're moving on.

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You didn't add someone to the crew, did you?

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No.

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Well, what if we did?

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You didn't tell him about the mission, did you?

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He has a really cool hat.

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I mean, he's trustworthy, believe me.

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Should we tell him about the mission?

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Only in the most vaguest of terms.

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Is that because you only are vaguely aware of what you're doing?

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When I say vague terms, I mean we told them everything.

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We're splitting the bounty.

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Well...

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Listen, you gave us no ship, no knowledge, no gun, no nothing.

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I've been reading this book for a while now trying to figure out what the secret was,

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and it turns out it was bullshit.

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I think they're back to me.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Fair is fair.

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Yes.

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I realize none of you had piloting experience or had hardly ever been off the planet.

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Or really, no.

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You guys have experience.

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We picked you for a very particular reason.

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Okay.

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The sky won't play.

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Where is it?

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We're waiting.

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What reason was that?

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Because right now, these people are insane.

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well we picked you because you are strong you are strong in the force you have force potential

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that's why we need you on this this special mission i thought that was pretty obvious

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well taz i'm glad that you caught it yeah wish you would have shared that with the rest of your

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companions because they were very confused.

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I just assumed I was

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the best one.

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So I didn't

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think that they needed

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to know that

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they weren't as good.

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Hold on, Masterful.

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Taz, have you ever heard of someone called Rx?

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No.

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Is that an animal?

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No, never mind.

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Listen, Master Platoon, well, we got you.

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It seems like, yeah, you.

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So we're headed to the Skyhold base.

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Anything we, I mean, full steam ahead, right?

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There's not going to be any issues once we get there.

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Oh, it's very dangerous.

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So you will need to find your way across.

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One snag.

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Because of the separation of powers,

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I do not know where Skyhold base is.

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Separation of powers

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What?

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I'm in the Jedi Council

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I'm not in the Senate

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I'm not in the military

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That makes more sense

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You just said you don't know

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I'm sorry

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Are you okay?

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I'm really upset

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That empty book has really scrambled your brain

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This book I'm really upset

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I thought there was a mystery here

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And there's not

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so

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do you know where we can find out

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you can talk to

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director Izzard

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which is the man that's

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part of the security council

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the security council is me

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and director Izzard

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that starts with a Y

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and the woman's senator

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Jenny Hanuk

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do you have their number

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no but

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the senator will

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And she is shortly going to be at a diplomatic conference outside of Duros.

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Which is conveniently on the way to the dead Meridian.

00:22:32

Oh, so you just got to go to Duros and talk to the senator.

00:22:36

Yeah.

00:22:37

What planet is she a senator on?

00:22:40

She is a senator from Lithnos.

00:22:47

Beautiful this time of year, I've heard.

00:22:51

Yes, probably.

00:22:52

I'm sure you're right.

00:22:56

Glistnose.

00:22:57

And this is your purse number?

00:22:58

We can call you anytime we need?

00:23:00

Please, please, don't call me.

00:23:05

Please don't ever call me again.

00:23:10

No, I am here to help you.

00:23:11

But I must remind you that the Force is going to be important.

00:23:16

So if I were you, I would not neglect to take the time that you have.

00:23:20

Get lightsaber, so I got it.

00:23:21

No, please listen.

00:23:27

Please, you know, take the time while you're on the long trek in the van,

00:23:32

the pizza delivery van or whatever you call it,

00:23:36

to practice your force powers.

00:23:42

And watch out for Commander Vorbeck.

00:23:45

He's a valuable asset for the Republic.

00:23:50

But let's just say war forces difficult choices.

00:23:55

Isn't he the one that we got to kill?

00:23:58

No, Gorvec is not the one you need to kill.

00:24:00

You need to kill, or otherwise neutralize, Tiber Solvar.

00:24:07

Gorvec, Solvar, I can see where I got confused.

00:24:11

Yes, they both have Vs.

00:24:13

Yes, it's a very uncommon thing.

00:24:17

Yes.

00:24:18

Dorvek will help you get across the dead meridian

00:24:21

and closer to the base.

00:24:25

To Lvar's base.

00:24:31

Which the Jedi Council, for some reason,

00:24:34

is not privy to.

00:24:38

Okay.

00:24:39

So you gotta go to Doris?

00:24:45

Doros

00:24:46

Doros

00:24:48

Doros

00:24:49

Doros

00:24:51

Okay

00:24:53

Who are you guys talking to back there?

00:24:56

Who's that?

00:24:58

No one

00:24:59

You don't need to know

00:25:00

The less you know the better

00:25:02

We're just talking to Brisket

00:25:06

That's Brisket or Wampa

00:25:07

Anyway we'll talk to you later

00:25:09

Hey thanks for all the advice

00:25:10

we'll go get uh you know commander gorvik and commander solvar and we'll also go talk to that

00:25:15

senator lady we got it all marked down thank you for the book yeah thank you for the book i'm gonna

00:25:22

use it as a weapon at some point in time just because you know it's empty and i'm gonna throw

00:25:26

it at somebody but hey have a good night what are you armed with a flash stick and a book

00:25:34

No, a flashlight on the end of a stick in a book.

00:25:40

Well, did we hang up?

00:25:43

Yes.

00:25:43

No, I'm still here.

00:25:44

Nope, hang up.

00:25:45

Nope.

00:25:47

The clown is down.

00:25:50

I just hung up on a Jedi Master.

00:25:53

I feel really powerful right now.

00:25:55

How about you guys?

00:25:57

No, no.

00:25:57

No, no, don't.

00:25:59

Smart move.

00:26:01

All right.

00:26:02

We need to have a ship meeting.

00:26:05

Ship meeting?

00:26:07

Do we include that pilot?

00:26:09

Yes, of course we include the pilot.

00:26:11

He's the one pilot in this.

00:26:13

Shut up, Frisket!

00:26:15

Frisket, calm down.

00:26:17

Don't yell at her.

00:26:17

She's just scared.

00:26:22

See?

00:26:23

No, he's scared.

00:26:26

You are the animal trainer,

00:26:28

so I'll believe you.

00:26:31

But I am not keeping you.

00:26:32

not turning away from that creature you're not turning away from it eyes on it always

00:26:39

and uh as she says that we back into the the hallway leading up to the where you're piloting

00:26:45

uh so good news uh didn't need the internet uh we got to go to duros

00:26:53

duros so i heard a lot of talking you guys used up almost all the minutes uh on the com

00:27:02

and why duros that's that's not the skyhold base what's going on

00:27:08

we need to go duros the people we need to talk to who will help us find the other people we need to

00:27:13

talk to are on duros it sounds complicated but it really if you take it one step at a time

00:27:19

it's not that duros then the next step that's the plan so far plan number one step one duros

00:27:25

Plan number two, profit.

00:27:29

Kaz, Clyde, can you come in here real quickly, please?

00:27:33

Yes.

00:27:34

Yes.

00:27:37

How's it going, Kale?

00:27:39

I go back to make sure to flush the toilet.

00:27:41

Thank you.

00:27:42

That will surely get you some good karma.

00:27:45

Well, now that everything's calmed down, I think...

00:27:47

Karma.

00:27:49

Did you wash your hands?

00:27:52

Not.

00:27:54

Negative one.

00:28:00

I walk up to the

00:28:02

Ship meeting

00:28:03

I walk up to the cockpit

00:28:07

And park it on a seat

00:28:10

How's it going?

00:28:13

And I stand in the doorway

00:28:15

Pretending to dry off my hands

00:28:18

Alright guys

00:28:19

So just want to make sure

00:28:21

We're all clear on the plan

00:28:23

We are going to Duro

00:28:25

trying to find someone

00:28:27

and then after that directly to

00:28:29

the skyhold

00:28:31

we gotta talk

00:28:33

we get to talk to a senator

00:28:35

yeah we have to go to this diplomatic

00:28:37

conference speak to somebody

00:28:39

you gotta find gliss notes

00:28:41

yeah not an issue

00:28:43

we've already met this woman she's lovely

00:28:45

I mean she only kidnapped the three

00:28:47

of us you know to help her

00:28:49

for her plight so I'm sure there's no concerns there

00:28:52

and yeah

00:28:53

we'll talk to her

00:28:54

then we'll get like really good directions

00:28:56

I'm sure

00:28:58

and we'll go from there

00:29:00

I mean in this way

00:29:04

were you not sacked?

00:29:09

oh that's what you're calling it on

00:29:14

yes

00:29:14

you know yeah

00:29:17

we were sacked

00:29:19

but it's going to be great

00:29:20

we'll just

00:29:22

we'll talk to her

00:29:24

We'll get a plan.

00:29:24

We don't know what Skyhold Base is.

00:29:26

We're going to find it, but we need to talk to this lady first because apparently she knows.

00:29:29

Yeah.

00:29:30

Also, fun fact, Kale, we can't tell our higher-ups we hired you on.

00:29:36

Apparently, they don't like that.

00:29:38

Apparently, Master Plo Koon, you know, he's the guy with the yellow lightsaber.

00:29:42

Oh, yeah.

00:29:43

Gangly.

00:29:44

Yeah.

00:29:44

Gangly.

00:29:45

Really smug.

00:29:46

Yeah.

00:29:46

Really, really smug.

00:29:47

Really, like, you know, walks up on you.

00:29:51

Hey, he's cool.

00:29:52

He's cool, but he's smug.

00:29:54

He's got a little bit of much.

00:29:55

I like Master Pluck.

00:29:57

Well, you know.

00:29:58

He's really nice to me every time he comes to see his mount for the next mission.

00:30:05

Well, he doesn't want Kale involved, and you involved your boss.

00:30:09

So if you tell Master Pluckoon you involved your boss, you're going to make him lose his job.

00:30:14

Do you want your boss Kale to lose his job?

00:30:17

Or Master Pluckoon?

00:30:19

Or Master Pluckoon?

00:30:21

What?

00:30:22

Probably.

00:30:22

Will I lose my job?

00:30:24

Yeah, probably.

00:30:25

Oh, well, no, I don't want that.

00:30:27

Well, we can't tell.

00:30:28

So, Kale, we'll split the money with you when we get it.

00:30:31

But, yeah, when we answer phone calls, you just kind of play it cool.

00:30:38

So I'm kind of like your dirty little secret.

00:30:41

Yes.

00:30:42

It doesn't have to be dirty.

00:30:42

That's a great way of putting that.

00:30:44

If you want to be, that's your code name from now on.

00:30:50

You know, Jen, this agreement has just kind of given me, you know, back to where we, when this first started, same, a lot of hesitation with all of this.

00:31:02

So let me understand this correctly.

00:31:04

So this lady hired you, gave you information, and now you're going back to that lady on a different planet.

00:31:10

Hired is a really rough word.

00:31:13

She sacked.

00:31:16

The sacking, yes.

00:31:17

The great sacking, yes.

00:31:18

The great sacking of the

00:31:20

The great sacking of last week

00:31:23

Yeah, yeah

00:31:25

Yeah, we're not really cool about this either

00:31:26

But man, we're just kind of going along with it

00:31:29

Because, you know

00:31:31

What do we got to lose?

00:31:33

They're going to pay us a lot of money

00:31:35

And, you know

00:31:36

A shitload of money

00:31:38

And there's a lot of cool things at the Blood Meridian

00:31:40

That we got to check out

00:31:42

You know, I agree to this

00:31:44

Mostly because of Taz

00:31:46

You know

00:31:48

one hint to explore a little bit.

00:31:52

So, Taz, are you down with all of this?

00:31:56

I don't really think I have a choice.

00:32:00

So, yes.

00:32:03

All right.

00:32:04

Okay, on to Duros we go.

00:32:08

Yeah, that was a lot easier than I saw.

00:32:10

Great, let's go.

00:32:15

All right.

00:32:16

Let me...

00:32:17

Do we know where Duros is?

00:32:20

I...

00:32:21

My assumption was that

00:32:24

Kale would know where Duros is.

00:32:27

Oh, it's actually Duro.

00:32:28

I thought it was Duros.

00:32:30

That's okay.

00:32:31

Come on the wrong way.

00:32:33

There was multiple.

00:32:34

Now there's just one.

00:32:34

I have no token.

00:32:35

Now there's just one.

00:32:36

Oh, you guys can't see it.

00:32:38

Okay.

00:32:39

I just assumed we were in the vastness of space.

00:32:43

Well, you are.

00:32:43

Also.

00:32:44

Also, yes.

00:33:15

is out here in the outer rim.

00:33:22

Let's go ahead and reveal that.

00:33:29

Why don't I tell you where the blood bird is at?

00:33:41

So, Duro, that's right next to Corellia, right?

00:33:45

guys? If I'm remembering

00:33:47

that correctly? I think it is Corellia.

00:33:50

It's Corellia Duro.

00:33:52

But they call it Duro for sure.

00:33:54

Okay. Alright.

00:33:57

Do I

00:33:58

need to do any sort of

00:34:00

roll for... Is that true?

00:34:03

I don't think it's

00:34:04

true. It does look like it's

00:34:06

the same place. I didn't know that.

00:34:09

Are they the same

00:34:10

place? I think they are.

00:34:13

Because I've heard of Corellia.

00:34:14

I've heard of the species

00:34:17

Duros, which I assume was from Duro.

00:34:23

It also means

00:34:25

hard in Spanish.

00:34:28

Duro!

00:34:30

Oh, I thought it was Corellia.

00:34:33

Alright, maybe it's...

00:34:35

I guess they're in the same system.

00:34:37

Oh, the system.

00:34:40

I forgot.

00:34:41

The Corellia-Duro system.

00:34:44

The Wikipedia page just has a

00:34:47

screenshot of this map.

00:34:49

So that's not...

00:34:51

It doesn't clear anything else.

00:34:54

Oh, do you know Cad Bane is from Duro?

00:34:57

Because he's a Durose.

00:35:00

It's crazy.

00:35:04

And a cat?

00:35:06

No, and a cat.

00:35:07

Oh.

00:35:10

Alright, now I already forgot.

00:35:12

Oh yeah, if you want to do an astrogation check.

00:35:18

It's a high quality map.

00:35:19

You can really zoom in.

00:35:23

How do I do that when I'm at this big map?

00:35:26

Oh, because you're not in here.

00:35:27

So let me take us back to the work map.

00:35:33

Does it really say pizza on the side?

00:35:37

Why?

00:35:40

Oh, this is a character.

00:35:41

yes

00:35:45

uh

00:35:47

masturbation

00:35:49

there we go

00:35:53

oh check fail

00:35:54

uh great

00:35:55

but two

00:35:56

two advantages

00:35:58

that'll help the story right along

00:36:01

yes

00:36:06

um

00:36:08

let's see

00:36:09

well

00:36:10

yeah

00:36:12

it's taking you longer than you expected to get to duro mostly uh because you don't know exactly

00:36:17

where it is you lied uh you know what guys um yeah i'll admit i always get corelia and duro mixed up

00:36:30

which one is it this one i swear it was just that direction i was going really southwest for a long

00:36:38

time. I might have been supposed to go a little bit more southeast. Hmm. I think we're supposed

00:36:45

to go to Durham. I am not from the side of the galaxy. So the one that you were going

00:36:51

towards? Not that one. Which one is that? Because I, again, they look similar and they're

00:36:58

right next to each other. I don't know. They're like twins. You guys did make it to the system

00:37:08

and you do see the two planets he's referring to.

00:37:11

He's got it pulled up on the astrogation chart computer.

00:37:15

You guys can't decide which one to go to.

00:37:23

Who wants to go to the one on the left?

00:37:27

There's no left in space.

00:37:30

If you're looking at it,

00:37:33

you can see which one's left.

00:37:36

God.

00:37:37

You should be the lawyer.

00:37:44

Okay, so you guys are going to the one on the left.

00:37:48

I like the one.

00:37:50

As says left, I mean, you know, guys, worse comes to worse, make a little pit stop.

00:37:57

I'm sure that, yeah.

00:37:58

Roll for left.

00:38:00

Roll for left.

00:38:03

Should we also roll for destiny points?

00:38:06

Yeah, let's do it after I roll.

00:38:15

Alright.

00:38:16

I did not mean to post this as kale.

00:38:26

There we go.

00:38:27

Yeah, you guys come up.

00:38:30

You get close to the planet

00:38:33

and you start to notice all of the traffic in orbit around Duro,

00:38:40

and you see that there is a, you know, welcome to the diplomatic conference.

00:38:47

It seems to be on a floating space station above the planet.

00:38:55

Oh, you must be in the right place, guys.

00:38:59

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

00:39:00

Good call on going left, everyone.

00:39:04

Yeah, we got lucky there.

00:39:06

But one problem.

00:39:08

Did anyone get clearance from anyone to land at any of these ports?

00:39:14

Did you guys call your buddies at all?

00:39:17

Can you call your buddies?

00:39:18

We need clearance?

00:39:21

Yes.

00:39:21

You can't just park anywhere, Taz.

00:39:24

Space.

00:39:25

This is the first time I've been off the planet since I was a young lady.

00:39:30

A little bit different out here.

00:39:32

Sorry.

00:39:32

It's okay

00:39:34

Jeez

00:39:37

But uh

00:39:38

Either we're going to have to

00:39:40

Pop up some money

00:39:41

We'll just name drop

00:39:44

Senator Panuk

00:39:46

Am I saying that correctly?

00:39:47

Panuk

00:39:49

Panuk

00:39:52

Okay

00:39:55

I mean

00:39:57

We don't have

00:39:58

Clearance

00:40:00

Clyde do you think you could get

00:40:31

Believe it or not, Flo Coon, is it at all?

00:40:34

Just leave a message at the beep.

00:40:38

I must be out or I pick up the phone.

00:40:41

Where could I be?

00:40:43

Believe it or not, Flo Coon's not here.

00:40:48

Hey, Flo Coon.

00:40:51

We're about to park.

00:40:52

Need some parking validation if we've got some time.

00:40:56

You can just text it to me when you have a moment.

00:41:00

Kind of important.

00:41:01

We're trying to land right now, so hopefully you get this message really fast.

00:41:06

Call me back.

00:41:08

Bye.

00:41:09

Hey, do you think we can tell we're delivering a pizza?

00:41:12

Yeah, let's do that.

00:41:13

I like this plan.

00:41:16

We're delivering food.

00:41:18

And then when they come up to us to get their pizza, we'll throw a WAPA at them.

00:41:24

Hello?

00:41:25

Hello?

00:41:26

This is actually coming from the ship.

00:41:29

Oh.

00:42:00

Yes, we can't bring him on.

00:42:03

What is it?

00:42:05

Briskets do not have souls.

00:42:08

He's talking about the lunch that we just had.

00:42:10

He's, you know, to him, it's his best buddy.

00:42:12

So, no, but we're good.

00:42:15

What do you need?

00:42:17

Do you have clearance to enter the space?

00:42:20

This is a diplomatic convention, and there are very, very tight security.

00:42:27

Can I leave?

00:42:28

Yeah, I quietly lean over.

00:42:30

I say, guys, what are we going with?

00:42:33

Pizza?

00:42:34

Pizza.

00:42:34

Or do you think you can name drop this person?

00:42:37

Tell them that Senator...

00:42:38

It's pizza from Platoon.

00:42:41

Yeah, tell them it's for Senator Hunnuck.

00:42:44

We got pizza from Platoon.

00:42:46

Platoon.

00:42:49

So, yeah, we got some pizza here from Platoon for...

00:42:55

Sorry, what was it?

00:42:57

Senator Hunnuck.

00:42:58

Senator Hanuk.

00:43:01

You guys are delivering a pizza from Plo Koon?

00:43:04

Like, from Coruscant?

00:43:06

Yes, that's correct.

00:43:08

No, no, he ordered it for her.

00:43:11

Oh, okay.

00:43:13

Roll a deception.

00:43:14

I don't remember who...

00:43:16

We're all just shouting.

00:43:20

You guys are all yelling.

00:43:23

And then it'll just be average.

00:43:25

See if I, you trick this poor man.

00:43:36

Fail.

00:43:37

But you do have an advantage.

00:43:40

Do you have an idea of how you'd like to spend your advantage?

00:43:43

They really want that meat, sir.

00:43:46

Yeah.

00:43:48

You know, so here's the thing.

00:43:49

We actually, there was a pizza that got messed up.

00:43:54

We can bring it to you.

00:43:55

call it evens and uh you know we can get on our way here just a quick stop now listen we could use

00:44:02

a pizza here at air traffic control i'm not buying your story about this this senator um but if you

00:44:10

do in fact have a pizza um yeah we'll we'll take it we'll give you uh the space out back um to bring

00:44:16

us a pizza up here we've been working non-stop for this stupid convention yeah uh sounds sounds

00:44:24

like you guys really could use one.

00:44:26

Which port should I be pulling into?

00:44:29

You know, right behind the air traffic tower.

00:44:32

All right.

00:44:33

I'll see it.

00:44:35

Yep, big tower.

00:44:37

All right, we're heading over there.

00:44:38

Thank you.

00:44:40

This entire journey has been food motivated so far.

00:44:45

We don't have any pizza, guys.

00:44:50

I'm sure they'll accept some paninis and some dog treats

00:44:52

or whatever you got in your pocket.

00:44:55

Yeah.

00:44:57

So, Clyde, any way you can maybe roll that panini out,

00:45:01

maybe flatten it a little bit,

00:45:02

so we can call it a Coruscant special.

00:45:06

100%, 100%, we'll roll for panini pizza.

00:45:08

A bacon chicken ranch pizza.

00:45:14

Roll for panini pizza.

00:45:20

I didn't do that.

00:45:21

Someone give me a hammer.

00:45:22

What would that be? Mechanics?

00:45:28

Who's good at rolling?

00:45:31

It might be coordination.

00:45:37

I mean, I do have some coordination. I'm at one point. Anyone got any better?

00:45:42

What do you want me to roll, Tiger? I'll do whatever you want.

00:45:44

I got three ability and coordination.

00:45:48

Oh my god, are you actually going to...

00:45:53

Is Squish going to come back from the dead to make us a pizza?

00:45:56

Is Squish going to come back to Squish?

00:45:58

Wait, Squish isn't dead?

00:46:00

Squish is dead?

00:46:02

I mean...

00:46:02

Yeah, he died.

00:46:04

In that last episode, remember when you laid down to go to sleep?

00:46:09

Sometimes you don't wake up.

00:46:11

Alright, alright, alright.

00:46:12

What do we need to do?

00:46:12

Is this Skullduggery?

00:46:15

Skullduggery, you're making a pizza!

00:46:18

I'm flattening a pizza.

00:46:19

you need to know what I'm doing here.

00:46:21

I think

00:46:23

it could be...

00:46:25

Cool? No, it's not cool.

00:46:28

I don't think it's coordination

00:46:29

because...

00:46:31

I just don't know what coordination is.

00:46:33

Oh my goodness.

00:46:36

What the fuck

00:46:37

did we roll to flatten a pizza here?

00:46:40

Alright, fine.

00:46:41

Coordination or mechanics.

00:46:43

I'm going to coordinate.

00:46:48

Oh, my gosh.

00:46:52

All right, but you do have two advantages.

00:46:54

The advantage is that I didn't ruin the paninis, so they might still take it.

00:47:00

And there's two paninis left.

00:47:02

Okay, so it's not a convincing, let's say it's not a convincing pizza.

00:47:06

It's just a flatter panini.

00:47:08

Yeah, there's two flat paninis.

00:47:09

A flatter, rounder panini.

00:47:12

Yeah, you know, they're my new, we'll just say it's my new recipe, flat paninis.

00:47:18

You know, trying to make it big.

00:47:19

That's why they're getting it for free.

00:47:22

All right.

00:47:23

You guys land the truck, the van, out back behind the tower,

00:47:29

and you see a couple of figures run out from the, what would you call it,

00:47:35

the access door towards, you know, kind of looking around like this is sort of a secret thing.

00:47:43

And then they come up to the door and say, so, pizza?

00:47:50

I come to the door, and I'm like, here you go.

00:47:57

This is foil.

00:47:58

You need to warm it up first, so why don't you take it and put it in your space microwave?

00:48:02

You're going to want to take the foil off of it before you eat it up?

00:48:06

No, no, let them out.

00:48:09

It's just, I just freshly made them.

00:48:12

They're pretty warm.

00:48:12

Keep them in the foil for a little bit.

00:48:14

Maybe take them back and we'll warm them up in a second, okay?

00:48:19

Okay.

00:48:20

Okay.

00:48:21

All right.

00:48:21

Goodbye.

00:48:21

He takes it from you and walks.

00:48:27

How long are you going to be here?

00:48:32

60 minutes.

00:48:34

Okay.

00:48:35

Yeah, just stay here.

00:48:37

If you're here longer than that, you're going to get towed.

00:48:41

Okay.

00:48:42

But thanks for this.

00:48:44

It feels kind of light and small for a pizza.

00:48:47

It's a personal pan.

00:48:49

I think, well, he starts to pry open the foil.

00:48:53

No, it's too hot.

00:48:54

It's too hot.

00:48:55

It's too hot.

00:48:55

It's too hot.

00:48:56

I just made it.

00:48:56

Don't do that.

00:48:57

You're going to burn yourself.

00:48:58

It doesn't feel very hot.

00:48:59

It's very hot.

00:49:00

It's really, I double foiled it.

00:49:03

Can I use my force powers on this guy or are you going to believe us?

00:49:07

No, you can use your force powers on him.

00:49:10

All right.

00:49:10

I have influence.

00:49:11

which is attempt to guide shape and twist the thoughts and feelings another i want to make this

00:49:16

guy super hungry okay excellent great use of force powers yeah we've done great so far

00:49:25

we've blocked a ally's attack and made someone hungry we're doing great

00:49:30

i just wanted to move things from my mind at least i'm not making you hungry okay

00:49:35

You're next!

00:49:41

First GOP.

00:49:47

Wait, what is GOP?

00:49:49

That's what a thumb pick is.

00:49:51

Oh.

00:49:53

Alright, I sent out

00:49:57

rolling four dusty points.

00:49:58

We forgot to do that.

00:50:06

Oh, hold on.

00:50:07

My internet browser just crashed.

00:50:13

That gives us a good opportunity to explain to Matt

00:50:15

what destiny points are. I don't know that we ever did.

00:50:18

I think we briefly talked about it last.

00:50:19

Oh, okay. Good.

00:50:24

Alright, so how many do we have?

00:50:26

Oh, we're three and two. Great.

00:50:27

Oh, sorry. Should I roll or no?

00:50:30

Yeah, you should have gotten a message in your chat.

00:50:34

No!

00:50:35

Three and three. That's great.

00:50:37

Do I have to flip one?

00:50:39

No. You roll your own force die.

00:50:42

Okay.

00:50:44

Ah, what do I do?

00:50:48

Hit your...

00:50:49

Is it under utility? No.

00:50:52

Under skill.

00:50:55

Also, no.

00:50:56

You might be able to hit the dice next to the chat.

00:51:01

Yeah, there's one out there.

00:51:05

Like right where you type in the chat.

00:51:07

Oh, okay.

00:51:08

Yeah, okay.

00:51:08

I see that.

00:51:10

So it's got everything set at zero, so.

00:51:13

Add one force die.

00:51:15

So the one at the bottom, the white one at the bottom.

00:51:17

Okay.

00:51:17

That's a left click.

00:51:19

And then roll.

00:51:20

Roll.

00:51:23

Oh, wow.

00:51:24

Excellent.

00:51:26

Uh, yes, you may spend, let's see, the character may attempt to guide shape and even twist the thoughts and feelings of others.

00:51:39

Okay.

00:51:41

So I don't want to.

00:51:42

Is hunger negative?

00:51:44

I'm not sure, because I just want him to be, like, incredible.

00:51:47

Like, as he's walking away, just have one of those, like, oh, God, I haven't eaten in, like, hours, you know, like, that, like, I'm suddenly now incredible.

00:52:26

Uh, so as he takes the paninis and starts walking away, I'm assuming he's gonna kind

00:52:30

of be like, like you said, like, hey, do you see him like, like, what the heck?

00:52:33

Uh, Uli's gonna kind of, like, lean out of the doorway and do some fun haggling.

00:52:39

And, uh, oh yeah.

00:52:41

And all of a sudden you see the guy, like, stop.

00:52:43

He's like, oh, oh my god.

00:52:46

Oh man.

00:52:46

Like, checking his watch.

00:52:48

He's like, oh god, my lunch was like three hours ago.

00:52:52

You know?

00:52:53

Uh, cause I want him distracted and out of the way so we can, uh, sneak out.

00:52:58

Then he just immediately starts eating the, uh, paninis.

00:53:01

No, he, he's not a monster.

00:53:03

He's gonna go to this break room.

00:53:04

He's really, really hungry.

00:53:06

That, okay, maybe he starts unwrapping it and eating it as he's going.

00:53:08

And then he burns his mouth cause the paninis are so hot.

00:53:11

Ha ha!

00:53:12

Dark side point.

00:53:13

Ha ha.

00:53:14

Ha ha.

00:53:18

Uh, yeah, yeah, you made this guy really hungry.

00:53:22

Uh, and they rush back into the tower.

00:53:23

to log out on their paninis.

00:53:28

All right.

00:53:29

Well, let's do a break,

00:53:31

and you can eat your own paninis if you'd like.

00:53:34

Fresh.

00:53:36

All right.

00:53:37

All right.

00:53:37

So you guys have just made those young fellas hungry

00:53:42

and mostly gotten them out of your hair for now,

00:53:44

and they, for some reason, gave you a landing spot.

00:53:47

So now you are on the diplomatic convention platform.

00:53:56

okay uh we go in we find hannah talk to her get back on the ship and get out of here we got 60

00:54:04

minutes if i know anything about the parking authority they're very strict why do i have

00:54:10

written down uh she is the uh representative from glistnos oh she's from glistnos okay

00:54:19

I thought her name was

00:54:21

No her name is

00:54:23

Janie

00:54:24

Janie

00:54:30

Like Jenny but with an A

00:54:32

Janie

00:54:34

Like Janie

00:54:36

Okay Janie

00:54:38

That's Senator Janie

00:54:41

The most beautiful name I could think of

00:54:46

Are we all going in?

00:54:48

Yeah, we're all going in.

00:54:50

We're strutting in.

00:54:51

All the strut.

00:54:52

Everyone strut.

00:54:56

Do I have a robe?

00:54:57

Strut was back.

00:54:59

Do you have a robe?

00:55:00

That's a good question.

00:55:00

No, you're wearing a jumpsuit.

00:55:04

It is...

00:55:05

That is like the complete opposite of a robe.

00:55:07

Yes.

00:55:09

It's very form-fitting.

00:55:12

Opposite of a robe.

00:55:14

It really is.

00:55:15

It's like almost wearing...

00:55:16

You're wearing a leotard.

00:55:19

I don't like this

00:55:23

yeah it's your work leotard

00:55:27

okay

00:55:31

you're just walking right into

00:55:33

the front door of the

00:55:36

convention

00:55:37

yeah like we own the place

00:55:40

I was gonna see if there's like

00:55:41

some sort of like conference like

00:55:43

you know when you go to those and they've got

00:55:45

the agenda somewhere usually

00:55:47

out or something uh yeah yeah okay so it's in it's in a hotel a space hotel of sorts and um

00:55:57

so i guess clyde and uh taz have strutted into the main conference area uh there's a lot of

00:56:04

different like booths and uh people walking around they're all dressed very nice like politicians

00:56:09

uh they're strutting um one is wearing robes and the other one is wearing a leotard uh it's important

00:56:15

to note that nobody else is dressed like this

00:56:17

because they are dressed like politicians, which is

00:56:19

a formal dress.

00:56:22

But while they're doing

00:56:23

that,

00:56:25

Uli, you look at the simple

00:56:27

agenda and you see the different meeting rooms.

00:56:30

Maybe roll

00:56:31

perception? Sure.

00:56:32

Roll for luck.

00:56:35

For dumb luck.

00:56:38

Is that perception?

00:56:39

Or do I have a dumb luck?

00:56:40

No, there's no dumb luck.

00:56:43

That'd be nice if there was.

00:56:44

you guys would use it all the time

00:56:47

yeah

00:56:48

check failed but you do have an advantage

00:56:53

have we passed with one

00:56:55

no I think you guys have lost

00:56:57

I think you guys have failed every single one

00:56:59

today it's been a rough night

00:57:01

it's not been good

00:57:03

so I'm just saying

00:57:04

so maybe I don't recognize

00:57:07

her name anywhere but

00:57:09

also that means like maybe I realize

00:57:11

that means she's not like giving

00:57:13

an active conference at the moment.

00:57:14

You know, she's not talking anywhere.

00:57:16

She's not like on stage or in a room or anything like that.

00:57:19

I don't know where she is, but like maybe she's alone.

00:57:23

Should we ask somebody?

00:57:25

Is there like a, you know, customer service desk anywhere nearby?

00:57:32

Well, you guys search for that.

00:57:33

I'm going to go grab as much swag as I can from this conference.

00:57:37

That's a good idea.

00:57:38

Yeah, I mean, there's just...

00:57:40

You're going to loot the conference?

00:57:41

There's just so much grab swag.

00:57:43

It's not looting.

00:57:44

They gave it away.

00:57:45

Stuff we all get.

00:57:47

That's what it's, that's what it, stuff we all get.

00:57:50

And then he'll be swagging.

00:57:52

Okay.

00:57:54

That's clever.

00:57:55

What do you find at the, at these different swag booths?

00:58:00

A lot of pens.

00:58:00

Well, it looks, yeah, there's, there's some pens, but most importantly, there's some of

00:58:03

these little enamel pins that we can maybe look a little bit more stately to maybe get

00:58:09

us into some of these conferences.

00:58:10

What do you guys think?

00:58:11

Oh, you're a pin guy?

00:58:13

The pins.

00:58:13

Love the pins.

00:58:14

Oh, pins.

00:58:15

Yeah, you know, I got a couple pins.

00:58:18

You know.

00:58:21

Okay.

00:58:24

What was that?

00:58:27

I mean, we all got to come up with our own little, I got paninis, he got pins.

00:58:32

Maybe we can make a pin that looks like a panini.

00:58:35

A panini?

00:58:36

A panini?

00:58:37

A panini?

00:58:37

A panini.

00:58:39

A panini.

00:58:40

A pinzini.

00:58:43

It's actually just a panini filled with pins.

00:58:46

It's really dangerous to eat.

00:58:48

Tackling the important questions.

00:58:54

Yeah, I'll grab a pin and kind of stick it on.

00:59:02

All right, let's see.

00:59:04

Lore.

00:59:07

Pinzini.

00:59:09

Pinzini.

00:59:10

alright somebody should roll

00:59:14

I guess you guys aren't in the outer rim

00:59:16

yet right

00:59:18

no I think we're still in the inner rim

00:59:20

no

00:59:22

oh there is no

00:59:23

core worlds

00:59:26

alright somebody roll

00:59:28

a lore knowledge

00:59:30

of core worlds I don't know who has

00:59:32

the best one none of you probably

00:59:34

have one any

00:59:36

particular

00:59:38

no I got one

01:00:09

Yep.

01:00:15

Please.

01:00:16

Boy.

01:00:18

Okay.

01:00:19

Do we lose?

01:00:20

Yeah, you lose.

01:00:21

You guys got arrested.

01:00:23

You go to Wampa Jail, because that's the only jail left.

01:00:27

Risk can help us.

01:00:28

That was right.

01:00:30

Yeah, it's certainly looking like that.

01:00:34

All right, so, yeah, you don't see any particular pins.

01:00:38

You do find pins, but they might as well be any planet.

01:00:44

You don't really understand the differences between the different pins.

01:00:48

But you do find, let's see, one, two, three, four.

01:00:54

Four different pins.

01:00:57

All right, guys.

01:00:58

I'm going to put one on.

01:01:01

Yeah.

01:01:02

Do we divide and conquer?

01:01:05

Everyone take a pin?

01:01:07

Everybody take a pen.

01:01:10

I'm penning it.

01:01:11

Put a pen in that, Dean.

01:01:15

Okay.

01:01:18

Let me...

01:01:25

Oh, wait.

01:01:25

No, that was supposed to be private.

01:01:28

Good, because I don't know what that form means.

01:01:32

It could mean anything.

01:01:38

okay uh all right so you guys each take a different pin and you guys are walking the

01:01:45

conference floor i put the pin in my lapel yeah yeah i mean i just remember but um yeah

01:01:56

i i mean we've seen senator hung up before can i try to like you know look and see if i see

01:02:00

anyone that looks similar to her?

01:02:02

Yeah.

01:02:03

All right.

01:02:03

Yeah, roll of perception.

01:02:04

If you remember what she looks like.

01:02:05

If you can tell me what she looks like.

01:02:08

She's a lady of outstanding grace and strength.

01:02:14

And I think she had red hair.

01:02:17

Not even close, Hank.

01:02:20

I mean, you can still roll of perception.

01:02:22

Are we still supposed to be in the ship?

01:02:24

No, I just don't have anything for the...

01:02:27

No, it's regular.

01:02:27

I didn't really expect you guys to go in here.

01:02:29

the space hilton i didn't expect you guys to make it this far

01:02:36

i mean oh there's different people in here

01:02:39

i mean i think the strength the elegance i was wrong with the red hair i'll admit maybe i'm

01:02:46

colorblind.

01:02:48

I also made her leave.

01:02:56

All right.

01:02:58

I remember what she looks like.

01:03:00

What did she look like?

01:03:01

Oh, so you did...

01:03:04

So you did...

01:03:05

You do, uh...

01:03:07

You do see her.

01:03:08

She does have two bodyguards with her.

01:03:13

What species are the bodyguards?

01:03:16

Human, buff.

01:03:18

Human, common, buff.

01:03:21

Are we all split up or are we together?

01:03:23

I think you guys divided and conquered.

01:03:25

Divided.

01:03:26

Okay.

01:03:27

I'm going to try and like catch her eye in a really like, you know,

01:03:30

maybe like walk past whatever booth she's at and kind of like walk past

01:03:33

and just like try to see if she and I can make some sort of eye contact.

01:03:39

She does.

01:03:40

Let's see.

01:03:41

What would that be?

01:03:43

If you wanted to roll something like that, that could be.

01:03:46

be like cool maybe no because cool is like staying cool under pressure oh yeah um

01:03:57

it would be like the opposite of stealth strange that they didn't uh all right well i'll just say

01:04:04

that she does see you she sees you sort of like making weird motions and waggling my eyebrows

01:04:11

yes from across the

01:04:15

hall

01:04:16

and

01:04:18

her eyes sort of bug out that she sees you

01:04:21

and she's trying to pretend

01:04:23

like she doesn't see you

01:04:26

but

01:04:29

she's not very good at it

01:04:31

she's kind of obvious

01:04:33

and you see her

01:04:35

stop and talk

01:04:37

to her bodyguards

01:04:39

then you know

01:04:40

sneak away from them and come towards you.

01:04:46

Yeah, so I'm going to go to another booth.

01:04:49

Because when you say conference,

01:04:51

are these different tables and things set up

01:04:52

for different knickknacks and things for you to look at?

01:04:55

Yes.

01:04:56

Okay, I'm going to pretend to be really interested

01:04:58

in one of the knickknacks on this table.

01:05:00

Like, oh, I don't know.

01:05:02

Yeah, yeah, I really...

01:05:04

What are you doing here?

01:05:07

Well, Master Placoon sent us.

01:05:11

he sent for what?

01:05:14

Are you stalking me?

01:05:15

No, I'm not stalking you.

01:05:17

I don't.

01:05:18

Listen, we had a hell of a time getting here.

01:05:20

Do you know this planet and Corellia are like identical?

01:05:24

Yes, yes.

01:05:25

I know a lot about the core world.

01:05:27

Ah, I imagine you do.

01:05:29

You are a senator.

01:05:31

Listen, no, Master Cocoon,

01:05:33

he told us you would be able to get a little bit of information on the sky all day,

01:05:37

you know, where it might be,

01:05:39

Or you might give us Director Izzard's number.

01:05:42

Maybe he knows where this could be.

01:05:45

Because you just really give us a lot of information.

01:05:48

And as I'm saying this, I'm still just like, hmm.

01:05:53

Very secret agent-like.

01:05:55

Yes, very secret agent-like.

01:05:59

This, God, I don't know why.

01:06:03

I am so glad that we didn't actually hire Jedi.

01:06:07

No.

01:06:09

Kaz would like to walk onto the other side of her,

01:06:12

but looking at the same table.

01:06:18

Yes, you're drawing attention to yourselves.

01:06:21

I cannot be seen with you.

01:06:23

Okay, well, do you have like a room or something?

01:06:25

This is a hotel.

01:06:25

Do we have some place we can go talk?

01:06:27

All right.

01:06:28

Okay, yes.

01:06:29

See this room over here?

01:06:30

Let's go, let's stand out over here,

01:06:33

but I can't be too long.

01:06:34

Otherwise, my bodyguards are going to get alarmed.

01:06:37

Okay.

01:06:38

I mean, aren't you the boss bitch?

01:06:41

They're your bodyguard.

01:06:42

Listen, it's a whole security thing.

01:06:44

Sure, sure.

01:06:45

Yes, I am a bitch.

01:06:46

Boss bitch.

01:06:47

Even bitches have protocol.

01:06:53

Absolutely right.

01:06:54

I'm trying to be empowering here, bud.

01:06:59

All right.

01:06:59

And then you guys shuffle off into a side room.

01:07:33

All right.

01:07:34

So, listen, bad news, good news.

01:07:40

Bad news, I don't know where Skyhold Base is.

01:07:43

It's a military thing.

01:07:46

But I do have, I am glad I ran into you.

01:07:48

I do have some intelligence for you.

01:07:51

We can use it.

01:07:53

I'm listening.

01:07:54

Yes, I've been working this diplomatic conference,

01:07:58

and I got some information on Tiber Solvar's hideout.

01:08:03

Cool.

01:08:04

Perfect.

01:08:05

Now, who is Tybur so far?

01:08:07

It's the guy we're going to go do something with.

01:08:11

Gotcha.

01:08:12

Yes, he is the man that needs to be otherwise neutralized,

01:08:15

is the euphemism we're using now.

01:08:17

Yeah, yeah.

01:08:18

No, get it.

01:08:19

I get it.

01:08:20

Neutralized.

01:08:21

Okay, okay.

01:08:22

And, yes, as Plo Koon would put it,

01:08:25

to do as your conscience tells you.

01:08:28

But whatever, we need him out of the picture.

01:08:32

Sure.

01:08:33

I don't...

01:08:33

Intelligence.

01:08:34

Yes.

01:08:35

This is a great opportunity for me, and us, and the Republic, I guess.

01:08:39

So, Tiber Solvar is holed up on Hoth.

01:08:46

Oh, okay, so we just gotta go to Hoth.

01:08:49

No, wait, you mean Ice Planet Hoth?

01:08:52

Yes.

01:08:52

Well, that's cold.

01:08:54

So, one with Tauntauns?

01:08:56

Tauntauns, yes, and I've heard they have wampas there, too.

01:08:59

Cool.

01:09:02

we have a wampa

01:09:04

you have a

01:09:05

why do you have a wampa

01:09:09

it's a long story

01:09:11

it's name is brisket and apparently

01:09:12

it lives in our ship now

01:09:14

brisket is on the ship

01:09:16

we didn't even attempt it we just we took off

01:09:19

and the wampa was there it's incredible

01:09:21

that a pygmy wampa a pompa

01:09:23

if you will was managed to hide up

01:09:24

in a ship for so long but here we are

01:09:27

with a pompa

01:09:28

this is too many details for me

01:09:30

Yes.

01:09:31

So do you have that general dude's number?

01:09:34

So, no.

01:09:36

Izzard?

01:09:36

Yes, I can give you Izzard.

01:09:37

Izzard is here.

01:09:39

He's going to give a speech here.

01:09:42

Well, can you tell him to come in this room instead?

01:09:45

No, you'll have to find him.

01:09:47

But it should be easy to find.

01:09:48

Did you check the agenda?

01:09:51

Turns out I might not be able to read.

01:09:55

Okay.

01:09:56

I did not.

01:09:58

Okay, check it again.

01:10:00

We'll check the agenda and we'll go try to find Director Izzard and get some more information.

01:10:06

I know it was probably a big risk for you coming to see us, but I do appreciate it.

01:10:11

Just so you know.

01:10:11

Wow, that's very courteous of you.

01:10:15

Yeah, I'm not a dick.

01:10:16

Just watch out for that Gorbeck guy.

01:10:21

Yeah, Gorbeck do good?

01:10:23

Well, let's just say I do like working with him.

01:10:28

He's got no political ambitions, and he doesn't really care about the sort of power that I'm looking for.

01:10:35

But as far as I can tell, the only thing he loves is war, like the kind that never really ends.

01:10:41

So, yeah, he's easy for me to work with, but he's also a little dangerous.

01:10:47

So, you know, just be on the lookout.

01:10:49

And Tiber Solvar, he's on haunt.

01:10:52

All right.

01:10:53

I'll remember that.

01:10:54

Between the two of us, we'll remember that.

01:10:55

Hey, one final question.

01:10:57

Do you know what these pins mean?

01:10:58

and Uli kind of shows her the different pins

01:11:01

and points to Taz's too.

01:11:04

Oh, they're just different political parties in the Senate.

01:11:09

Oh.

01:11:11

Yeah, that one is a far right one

01:11:14

and Taz, you have one from the far left.

01:11:18

It's on my left shoulder, yeah.

01:11:20

That helps.

01:11:22

That makes sense.

01:11:23

I get it.

01:11:25

Taz, don't make me...

01:11:56

What?

01:11:57

Don't tell anyone about brisket.

01:12:00

What is a brisket?

01:12:02

It's the wampa.

01:12:03

No, it's a delicious...

01:12:05

It's a delicious roast.

01:12:06

Don't tell anyone about the brisket.

01:12:10

I'm going to take Taz's hand and head back onto the conference floor

01:12:13

and try to find Kale and Clyde.

01:12:17

Okay.

01:12:19

You find Kale and Clyde.

01:12:20

They are also looking at knickknacks on the tables.

01:12:26

Hey.

01:12:26

Look, great news. We found out some information.

01:12:29

Tyber's over.

01:12:30

My pin is on the left side.

01:12:33

Yeah, you gotta watch out with these pins.

01:12:34

Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Look at this knickknack I found.

01:12:37

Look at the swag. Woo, baby. Three pods.

01:12:41

This is a bird.

01:12:44

So.

01:12:46

Yes, that is a bird.

01:12:48

Kale has a communicator now.

01:12:50

Previously, he was just yelling.

01:12:53

Look, that's great.

01:12:55

Look, Tyber so far on Hoth, great news for us, I guess.

01:13:01

But also, Director Izzard is here.

01:13:04

That's like all three guys we needed to talk, well, not needed,

01:13:06

but we could talk to in one setting.

01:13:12

Yeah, we got to check the agenda.

01:13:15

Yes, the agenda.

01:13:19

That's where we'll find out where Izzard is.

01:13:25

so do you

01:13:27

any of you know what that person looks like

01:13:30

I'm not really good with faces

01:13:32

or colors

01:13:34

turns out

01:13:36

I know but I mean his name is

01:13:37

Director Izzard and he's given a speech

01:13:39

so he's got to be on the agenda

01:13:42

somewhere

01:13:44

why do we got to talk to this person again

01:13:48

why

01:13:50

don't we can't just put a hawth

01:13:53

I mean, we've come this far.

01:13:55

It seems kind of rude if we don't say hi.

01:13:57

All right.

01:13:58

Take your time.

01:14:00

Okay.

01:14:01

We could just go to Hoth.

01:14:04

Well, I'm saying, Taz, Hoth, just go, baby.

01:14:09

At that moment, you guys look at a map,

01:14:14

And you notice Hoth is on the other side of the dead meridian.

01:14:22

Yes.

01:14:23

Yes.

01:14:25

Clyde had a map in his robes.

01:14:28

Right next.

01:14:29

It's covered in pain-y stains.

01:14:32

But you do see that the dead meridian is smack dab in between where you are,

01:14:39

at Corellia Duro, and Hoth, which is...

01:14:44

At Hoth.

01:14:46

Well, Hoth is a moon.

01:14:48

Yes. No, that's Gavin.

01:14:51

No.

01:14:53

The fourth net of Endor.

01:14:55

Oh, okay.

01:14:56

But I think Hoth is the ice moon, too.

01:14:58

But whatever, it doesn't matter.

01:15:00

So we still need to go through the dead Meridian to get to Hoth.

01:15:05

Yeah, so we have to talk to Izzard to get to the show fort to get to Hoth.

01:15:12

I mean, I know, Cale, you were a little suspicious of this plan, but we have added some very concrete stuff to it.

01:15:20

Yeah, this is just, we're going in a lot of places now, right?

01:15:25

I feel like we're diverging in a lot of paths, and I thought this was going to be rather clean cut, go to the place, permanent nap.

01:15:35

Is this in character or out of character?

01:15:37

Yeah.

01:15:41

I didn't expect Paninis and, you know, diplomatic convention centers.

01:15:49

I mean, I'll buy my time with all these widgets that we got, but, you know, it just seems like we're a little bit, you know, maybe not the tightest ship, right?

01:16:05

Not yet.

01:16:09

It's the tightest of ships, but the loosest of lips.

01:16:12

Let's go.

01:16:16

All right.

01:16:17

I'll listen to you, too.

01:16:22

Kaz, this is what you want, right?

01:16:27

Want, no, have to do, yes.

01:16:32

Look, I don't know.

01:16:33

You want me to be honest?

01:16:34

I'll be honest.

01:16:35

I don't know much about this Tiber Silver guy.

01:16:39

he sounds like he might be a maniac

01:16:42

but you know

01:16:43

we've been called to do something

01:16:45

better than what we have been doing

01:16:47

or at least what I've been doing

01:16:48

and this is something and I swear

01:16:51

to my god if you

01:16:53

don't get me on the hoth

01:16:55

I'm gonna scream

01:16:58

oh she's gonna scream

01:17:00

alright

01:17:01

you got me

01:17:02

she's gonna scream

01:17:04

actually I'm glad she didn't say she's gonna kill you

01:17:08

aww

01:17:09

I wouldn't kill you.

01:17:09

They can probably listen to her scream for a little bit.

01:17:13

Wow, that's weird.

01:17:14

Who wants to read the agenda?

01:17:19

Anybody?

01:17:24

Clyde, you're really good at reading.

01:17:25

Why don't you read the agenda?

01:17:26

Because I've bungled most of my rolls.

01:17:28

Listen, I got a character.

01:17:30

You're the only one that had a successful one.

01:17:32

Yeah, but I rolled like three times.

01:17:34

That was the first one I got.

01:17:38

Alright, so what's our agenda?

01:17:41

We gotta look at the agenda.

01:17:43

Alright, I'm looking at the agenda.

01:17:44

No, no, no.

01:17:45

Agenda.

01:17:45

Say it right.

01:17:46

The agenda.

01:17:49

I'm looking at it.

01:17:50

Alright.

01:17:51

Percepting it.

01:17:53

Yeah, unless there's a different check that you can justify.

01:17:56

Nope.

01:17:57

I failed.

01:17:58

I can't make heads or tails.

01:17:59

It must be written in cursive.

01:18:02

But you do have two advantages.

01:18:05

Well, I kind of can make out a little bit of this, I guess.

01:18:14

Okay, somehow Taz can read it, but there's two threats.

01:18:19

Taz can read cursive, apparently, for God's sakes.

01:18:24

You've been reading blank too long.

01:18:29

Yeah, Iverno's over there this time in like 20 minutes.

01:18:34

Yeah, it's very soon that he's going to be giving a speech, which is the two threats here.

01:18:40

But you do see the room that he's going to, and by extension, you know the podium he's going to be on.

01:18:49

Okay.

01:18:50

Let's go to that room.

01:18:52

Yeah, Sid, make it real awkward for him.

01:18:56

He doesn't know who we are, though.

01:18:58

He kidnapped us.

01:18:59

He was part of the stacking.

01:19:00

Oh, he does?

01:19:01

Yeah.

01:19:02

Let's like really freak him out and mead mug him.

01:19:04

I didn't get to see anybody that tagged me.

01:19:07

This is like the weirdest setup ever.

01:19:08

Like, imagine me, you know, you're kidnapping some guys to do a mission for you,

01:19:11

and then like a week later they show up and they're just staring at you in the front row.

01:19:14

I think it's just been a few days.

01:19:16

I don't even know if it's been a week.

01:19:19

It's unclear.

01:19:20

It's unclear, yeah.

01:19:21

Okay.

01:19:21

Space time, right?

01:19:22

Uli is going to go into the room where he's given his speech and sit literally like dead center front row.

01:19:29

I'm tagging behind.

01:19:31

I'm all hooded up, and I'm just like, you know.

01:19:34

Okay. I got my red book with me.

01:19:36

So you guys are sitting in the front row.

01:19:39

Mean mugging. Oh, we are mean mugging.

01:19:41

We're not going to sit all together.

01:19:45

No, I think absolutely we should. I think that's more intimidating.

01:19:48

Really? No. Actually, I get where he's coming from.

01:19:50

He should look around the hall and see us everywhere.

01:19:53

Anywhere he turns, there's going to be one of us.

01:19:54

All right, cool. All right, I'm going to sit in the front then, right in the second.

01:19:57

Except he doesn't know what Kale looks like. He doesn't know that Kale's involved.

01:20:01

Yeah, but when he sees a mean mug and he'll know.

01:20:04

He'll know.

01:20:07

I forget what we're doing again.

01:20:10

We got to get the general scumber.

01:20:13

We got to get the information off of this guy.

01:20:15

We're trying to get information off of him.

01:20:17

He's going to come here any minute and give a speech.

01:20:19

He's going to see us.

01:20:20

My hope is that he's like, ah, shit, and pull one of us aside and be like,

01:20:24

we got to get out of here.

01:20:25

We'll talk to him, get back on the boat, and get out of here.

01:20:30

Can I leave a note on the podium asking for General Invernos?

01:20:38

Whose number are we looking for?

01:20:40

Gorvac.

01:20:41

Gorvac's number?

01:20:44

You see that there's security on the stage,

01:20:50

so it would not be simple to put something up on there.

01:20:53

But he does poke his head out,

01:20:56

And his eye is caught by Kale, who's just straight up mean-mugging him.

01:21:03

And he recognizes him and is surprised.

01:21:07

And then he continues to survey the crowd.

01:21:10

And he sees Kale's bitchin' hat and sort of nods.

01:21:15

And he gets a hat tip and then looks at Taz, who looks really, really menacing when he's...

01:21:25

Mean Mugging?

01:21:27

Yeah, Mean Mugging.

01:21:28

He's got those piercing red eyes and blue skin.

01:21:32

And that also surprises him, although...

01:21:35

But that's just the face that Taz makes when he's trying not to fart.

01:21:38

Yes.

01:21:39

And when he's trying really hard to read the agenda, although successfully.

01:21:43

Somehow.

01:21:44

There have been two successful roles.

01:21:47

And one was Taz reading the agenda.

01:21:50

One was Taz reading cursive.

01:21:55

Which he got threatened by somehow.

01:22:00

All right.

01:22:00

And then he sees, he says, he sees Uli, who's also mean mugging him.

01:22:05

And he's starting to get concerned at this point.

01:22:08

And he scurries, he points to some guards who come by and pick you guys up out of your seats.

01:22:19

Hey, all of us?

01:22:21

Stop that.

01:22:23

Well, not, not Kale.

01:22:25

because he doesn't know Kale other than his bitch and dad.

01:22:27

He didn't see me.

01:22:30

He thought you were the first one.

01:22:32

He thought Clyde.

01:22:33

You were the first one he saw because you were me hugging him.

01:22:36

I think you did say Kale for the first one.

01:22:39

Okay.

01:22:40

I meant to say Clyde.

01:22:42

It was Clyde, then Kale, then the others.

01:22:46

The others, okay.

01:22:48

I misspoke.

01:22:50

And he brings, yeah, too many.

01:22:52

Yeah, you guys got a lot of Ks.

01:22:54

and won you

01:22:57

because technically Taz starts with a K.

01:22:59

Taz, yeah.

01:23:01

Yeah.

01:23:02

And he brings you guys backstage.

01:23:04

Yeah.

01:23:04

What are you doing here?

01:23:09

Ah, that's so fun to be sacked yourself, huh?

01:23:11

We need Gorbeck's number.

01:23:13

We're sacking.

01:23:15

This isn't really...

01:23:16

I mean...

01:23:17

We need Gorbeck's number.

01:23:19

Give me Gorbeck's number.

01:23:25

I'll give you the coordinates to Skyhold Base.

01:23:28

Yes, that. Do that.

01:23:31

To the edge of the...

01:23:33

Yes, the Dead Meridian. We got it.

01:23:35

Coordinates.

01:23:36

James Bond film where they're like,

01:23:38

give me Bollfeld's number right now.

01:23:40

I mean, I gotta say, I'm a little surprised you guys are...

01:23:45

You made it this far without dying.

01:23:46

Do you want us out of here?

01:23:51

Yes, I want...

01:23:52

Coordinates.

01:23:52

We need...

01:23:53

We need Solvar off the map.

01:23:56

Or next.

01:23:59

Okay, why are you barking orders at me?

01:24:02

I am a director.

01:24:04

I got to be honest.

01:24:04

Do you want me to hang around longer?

01:24:09

I can hang out here.

01:24:12

Okay.

01:24:12

And take my feet up.

01:24:15

Don't let him get his feet.

01:24:16

If he kicks his feet up, he's not going.

01:24:17

If I kick my feet up, I take off my shoes.

01:24:21

You're done for.

01:24:22

If he takes off his shoes, we're going.

01:24:24

He nods at one of his security guards who, they sucker punch you.

01:24:33

Hey, back off.

01:24:34

I have a lightsaber.

01:24:37

You have a lightsaber?

01:24:38

You have a lightsaber?

01:24:40

I do.

01:24:41

You have a lightsaber?

01:24:42

Yeah, I have a lightsaber.

01:24:45

I totally have.

01:24:45

You've had a lightsaber this entire time?

01:24:48

And you tried to beat the Wampa with a flashlight?

01:24:51

I have a lightsaber.

01:25:01

I'm like, I'm just like, I got it in my like robe.

01:25:04

Like, like, it's kind of like a gun.

01:25:05

Back off.

01:25:06

I got one.

01:25:07

I'm ready.

01:25:08

All right.

01:25:10

Okay.

01:25:11

Let's, let's not kill anyone or yourself.

01:25:16

Yes.

01:25:16

I'm going to give you, you, you can have the coordinates.

01:25:19

You can meet up with Gorvac.

01:25:21

And then you can get to wherever the hell Tyber Solvar is.

01:25:24

No, I want his phone number.

01:25:25

I'm going to call him right now.

01:25:27

Thank you.

01:25:27

No, no, no.

01:25:28

Look, look, we're all on the same side here.

01:25:30

We're all on the same side.

01:25:31

We're going to take the coordinates.

01:25:33

We'll get out of your hair.

01:25:35

Also, you might already know where Tyber Solvar is.

01:25:37

So don't need to worry about that, man.

01:25:41

Wow, you guys are making progress.

01:25:43

Taz, I want you to, I want Taz to sucker punch that guy.

01:25:47

No, no, no, Taz.

01:25:50

You're a little uppity.

01:25:52

Taz

01:25:53

I just wanted

01:25:55

to get back to brisket

01:25:56

make sure she's okay

01:25:58

what is a brisket

01:26:02

that's the wampa

01:26:04

you have a wampa

01:26:06

no he's confused

01:26:08

the wampa's a part of the crew now

01:26:10

it's a part

01:26:11

we're putting it in part of the pot

01:26:13

why is everyone so shocked that I got a wampa

01:26:15

I don't get it

01:26:17

it's more of the fact that you have somehow

01:26:19

has captured a Wampa.

01:26:21

They're not really known for being like

01:26:23

tame pets. And the one we have

01:26:25

not tame.

01:26:27

The one we have just called a fucking vet.

01:26:29

Yeah, give me time.

01:26:31

I will tame brisket.

01:26:32

Sure, sure. But you're not

01:26:35

going to do that if you keep going around sucker-punching

01:26:37

people.

01:26:38

I didn't sucker-punch anyone.

01:26:41

Okay.

01:26:42

All right.

01:26:44

I've heard enough here.

01:26:45

He starts

01:26:48

writing down

01:26:53

he nods at uh the security card again he sucker punches you again i punched back that time

01:27:00

okay no no no no no no no we're well we're gonna get out of here sorry sorry hold on

01:27:06

That was Sarn.

01:27:09

Yes, yes.

01:27:11

You're being Sarn.

01:27:12

I'm trying to play a different character.

01:27:14

You're really letting him come out that time.

01:27:17

I sucker punch him.

01:27:20

And then I put drugs in my eye.

01:27:22

And then I fucking, and then I loot his fucking body.

01:27:25

Sarn was his other, his other character who was a real, real pain in the ass.

01:27:31

Murder hobo.

01:27:32

Murder hobo.

01:27:33

He once committed cold murder of a shopkeep for no reason at all.

01:27:40

In Sark's defense, they pushed the silent alarm.

01:27:45

One time we were just trying to leave in a space airport,

01:27:48

and he didn't want to show his ID,

01:27:50

so we had to spend a whole extra episode in prison

01:27:53

that Tiger didn't plan at all,

01:27:55

and there was a rapist in there for some goddamn reason.

01:27:58

Why do you always bring up the rapist?

01:28:00

Why did you bring the rapist in their Star Wars prison?

01:28:02

Rapist was jail. Rapists go to jail.

01:28:09

Okay.

01:28:10

I can tell tensions are high.

01:28:13

So he writes the damn coordinates down on a sticky tag, a post-it note, and says, here's your damn coordinates.

01:28:22

You guys ought to be careful with Gorbeck.

01:28:25

Yeah, we heard of that warmonger.

01:28:27

Yes, he's a warmonger, and yeah, he's out for himself.

01:28:33

So try to make yourselves useful to him if he's going to be useful to you.

01:28:39

You just said somebody punched me twice.

01:28:42

Yeah.

01:28:45

You just said that.

01:28:48

Listen, you just came in here.

01:28:49

You started barking.

01:28:54

You came in here barking orders at me.

01:28:57

You brought us in here.

01:29:00

Thank you so much.

01:29:02

Do you want to progress, or do you just want to give me a hard time?

01:29:07

No.

01:29:08

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

01:29:10

Who's talking here?

01:29:12

Is this a character or not?

01:29:14

I can't tell.

01:29:16

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

01:29:18

All right, I'm going to start pushing Clyde and Taz out the door we came in,

01:29:23

and I'm going to take the sticky note and just kind of pop it off of his.

01:29:26

I can already tell who mom and dad are going to be.

01:29:28

Yeah.

01:29:29

Yeah.

01:29:29

Well, somebody has to be a fucking adult in here.

01:29:32

Daddy, kale, and mommy, oldie.

01:29:35

Be like, we appreciate it.

01:29:37

Sorry.

01:29:38

I hope your speech is good.

01:29:41

You know.

01:29:42

Thanks.

01:29:43

Good job.

01:29:43

Hey, by the way.

01:29:44

Good luck on future sackings.

01:29:46

Good luck on future sackings.

01:29:48

All right.

01:29:48

Guys, our 60 minutes are almost up.

01:29:51

We got to get out of here.

01:29:53

That is true.

01:29:54

I'm glad that we set that time bomb.

01:29:58

Can I heal myself from the two punches?

01:30:01

No, heal yourself in the car.

01:30:05

We got healing yourself at all.

01:30:07

We got Stimpaks in the car.

01:30:08

Let's go.

01:30:10

I convinced those guys are hungry, but those paninis look big.

01:30:13

Let's go.

01:30:15

All right, guys.

01:30:15

We can walk and talk.

01:30:17

Let's talk about next strategy as we start heading towards the pizza delivery truck fan.

01:30:25

okay all right well you got the coordinates we just got to go there yeah yeah yeah we got

01:30:32

pretty good coordinates um you can you can do space stuff right right kale i can do space stuff

01:30:39

i just want to make sure we're aligned on a a plan so dead meridian first then hoth

01:30:46

hoth goes then double back to the dead meridian what do you guys want to do i think we gotta go

01:30:50

We gotta go to Dead Meridian first

01:30:53

Yeah definitely Dead Meridian

01:30:54

There's nothing on Hoth I need to find

01:30:57

Except for the answers in that blank book

01:30:59

No there's nothing in the blank book

01:31:01

The blank book is nothing now

01:31:02

I have other plans though

01:31:03

I just felt like reminding you

01:31:06

Believe me I'm gonna fill a book

01:31:09

Lying about that book

01:31:10

What?

01:31:11

Do you think Lacoon was maybe lying about the book?

01:31:14

Do you think he wrote like

01:31:15

In like

01:31:17

Invisible ink?

01:31:19

I'm just saying it's really weird that we'd find

01:31:20

book from flocoon on this random pizza slash animal transport van because you know what an

01:31:26

invisible ink is yeah it's your no i think it's cement actually can we stay just stay on task

01:31:37

please please the book was from the book was from the library oh it was the sacking bait

01:31:47

Oh, I thought it was found on the ship.

01:31:49

My bad.

01:31:50

No, no.

01:31:51

I thought it was way more important.

01:31:53

No.

01:31:55

I've marked in blue here where,

01:31:57

not that it really matters or any of this matters, I guess,

01:32:00

but the blue arrow is pointing to where Skyhold Base is.

01:32:06

Yeah.

01:32:07

Oh, that's not that far at all.

01:32:08

Let's go.

01:32:09

Yeah, we'll go to the base.

01:32:10

We'll talk to this Gorbeck guy.

01:32:14

Gorbeck.

01:32:15

Gorbachev's going to get us through the Dead Meridian.

01:32:19

We'll get to Hoth.

01:32:21

And then, you know, we'll be good.

01:32:25

We'll have a nice little chat with Commander Solvar.

01:32:29

You know, our plan, just got to say, hasn't gotten any longer, just more details.

01:32:34

And I think the details are good.

01:32:37

I think the details are longer.

01:32:41

We were always going to do the same thing.

01:32:43

We just, now we have spots.

01:32:44

Now we have names.

01:32:45

places to go to.

01:32:47

So do you guys got coordinates

01:32:49

that I can put into the computer here?

01:32:52

Yeah, give him the sticky note.

01:32:54

Uli pulls out the sticky note

01:32:55

and hands it to Kale.

01:33:00

Sticky note, why is this sticky?

01:33:04

Invisible.

01:33:04

It wasn't when we wrote the note down, okay?

01:33:08

We kind of ran out of that hotel.

01:33:10

I mentioned that we just were running

01:33:11

as we're shouting out of the hotel

01:33:13

back to the ship in the back.

01:33:17

We can talk in the van!

01:33:19

We can talk in the van! Let's go!

01:33:21

Our Pizzini's only bought so much time.

01:33:24

Yeah.

01:33:26

All right, so we're running back to the van.

01:33:30

We see the kind of extended past our almost 60 minutes,

01:33:35

and the security guards are kind of coming up on us.

01:33:41

Run faster?

01:33:42

Yeah, we're on time.

01:33:43

They're not going to impound us.

01:33:45

Yeah, no, but they did.

01:33:46

You guys are taking off right at the moment where they turn around and say,

01:33:49

wait a second, this isn't a pizza.

01:33:53

And then they're shaking their fists at you.

01:33:55

And then our ship flies off into the sunset.

01:33:59

All right.

01:34:02

You guys make it off.

01:34:04

Kale does type in the coordinates.

01:34:07

And you start moving towards the sky hole base.

01:34:14

All right.

01:34:16

And let's change this.

01:34:20

Man, I was having fun looking at that map.

01:34:33

I don't really know how to do this.

01:34:34

Does it look like it's moving?

01:34:36

No.

01:34:37

No, we're like, we're like, we're landing.

01:34:42

All right.

01:34:42

Now you guys are moving.

01:34:44

Congrats.

01:34:46

All right.

01:34:47

Um, you guys, you move in.

01:34:49

I'm not going to make you roll for this astrogation.

01:34:51

The coordinates were very, very, very precise.

01:34:55

And there is no way you could have screwed it up.

01:34:57

Uh, and you move into towards, um, sky hole base and you come upon it.

01:35:05

Let's see.

01:35:06

Where is it at?

01:35:07

Uh,

01:35:08

right here.

01:35:20

Okay.

01:35:20

You guys, you see it.

01:35:22

It looks like this.

01:35:23

It's like a platform.

01:35:25

It looks like a military base.

01:35:27

There are tents and everything on there.

01:35:29

There's some communication dishes.

01:35:33

You guys are waved in.

01:35:39

Somehow they already knew you were coming,

01:35:41

and they direct you to land at a helipad, basically.

01:35:52

And when you get down to the bottom,

01:35:55

there's a lot of noise going on.

01:35:56

There's a lot of activity.

01:35:59

You can see off in the distance

01:36:00

that ships are leaving to go into battle and things like that.

01:36:09

And when you land, a person comes up to you as you land to greet you there.

01:36:19

It's a Duros.

01:36:22

Man looks like this.

01:36:27

and you walk up, who comes, does anybody, you guys have landed, who leaves the ship first?

01:36:39

I'll go out first.

01:36:42

Okay.

01:36:42

As I'm walking out of the ship, I take like ice off my cheek and throw it under the ground.

01:36:49

Okay.

01:36:49

Oh, when I said sucker punch, I meant like in the gut.

01:36:52

Oh.

01:36:54

Which I thought would be better than having punched you in the face.

01:36:57

Sorry, I wasn't really clear about that.

01:36:59

Okay, yeah.

01:37:00

Do you have ice on your gut?

01:37:02

No, I farted a lot, though, and they did sucker punch me, though, so I didn't have that look of trying to hold back a fart.

01:37:11

Oh, I see.

01:37:11

So you look like a normal person.

01:37:13

I look like a normal chist, yes.

01:37:16

You walk up to him and try to introduce yourself, saying, I'm Kataz, and you're generally sort of...

01:37:24

Kataz Fortinato, nice to meet you.

01:37:27

and he doesn't shake your hand

01:37:29

and instead you hear this voice.

01:37:33

All right, gentlemen.

01:37:34

I'm Commander Killian Gorvek.

01:37:37

Welcome to Skyhold Base.

01:37:39

Rule number one around here is I'm number one.

01:37:43

You follow the rules, you fall in line,

01:37:45

and we'll get along all right.

01:37:47

Now let's get to work.

01:38:00

The End

01:38:28

Where did you get that clip from?

01:38:32

I had it recorded.

01:38:35

Ooh.

01:38:36

Who recorded it?

01:38:40

Um...

01:38:42

Who recorded it? You didn't recognize it?

01:38:45

No.

01:38:46

Alright, I'm going to play it one more time.

01:39:17

Madam Chief.

01:39:20

I would say the tall drunk guy.

01:39:24

He wasn't drunk.

01:39:25

He stopped drinking.

01:39:28

Now we have to think of something else to describe him.

01:39:30

He's the tall guy who looks like he's drunk.

01:39:34

He's not, but he looks like it.

01:39:36

His eyes are off.

01:39:39

Alright, cool.

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