- Crew of the Kahuna

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Episode 3, The Work Van.

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Exact change.

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The crew's latest mission took them deep into Coruscant's industrial underbelly,

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where they pulled off a daring heist at a heavily secured repair facility

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to steal a hyper-hydro-coupling,

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a critical part needed to get their van space-worthy again.

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Flash-sticking and sucker-punching their way through thuds, guard dogs, and unfaithful lovers,

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they nabbed the unit and escaped via public transit.

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Thankfully, the bus did not have a no-shoe, no-service policy,

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but now they must install it and get off-world.

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With any luck, no one will miss the work van they're about to borrow.

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If they can get off in one piece, they can finally head towards their rendezvous with Commander Gorak.

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Gorak, wherever that is.

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Who lost a shoe?

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Did you lose a shoe?

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I lost a shoe.

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You lost a shoe.

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It was taken from me by a naked man.

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Yeah, he was in the throes of passion.

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And he took my shoe.

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This is going to become an arc.

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This man stole my shoe.

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I hate him.

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for stealing your shoe.

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You try walking around Coruscant with one shoe.

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Don't they use sandals?

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Who? The Jedi?

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No, that's Jesus.

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I'm right.

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I mean, aren't they basically Jesus?

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A sandal is a type of shoe.

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They're space Jesuses.

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g-zine

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yes

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g-zine

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so we're on the bus

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well we could go on the way back to the bus

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I was gonna

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you know jump ahead

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fast travel to the end of the bus ride

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did we want to do some bus play

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anybody got some ideas for some good

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bus

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I imagine it's just like we're at the end of that

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of the graduate

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Taz still presses the button

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or pulls the cord every single time

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Yeah, you just hear this.

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He's sitting there just pulling the cord all the time,

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just pulling it because he likes the sound.

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All right.

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Well, eventually that bus ride ends,

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and you guys get back to the stables, the Jedi stables.

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I might have been banned from all Coruscant buses.

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I mean, at least you got two rides in.

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You had never ridden a bus before, and now you've ridden one twice.

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So that's enough for you, I guess.

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Of course.

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Yeah.

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For now.

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Okay.

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But as they kick you off of the bus at the stop you were trying to get to,

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you guys get back to the Jedi stables.

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You have the part, and what follows?

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Does anyone know how to install a hydro coupling?

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My mechanics is very bad, so no.

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I thought it was a cup holder.

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No.

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You guys kept saying that, and I kept telling you it was not.

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Sounds like a cup holder, though.

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Okay, it's a cup holder, but you guys can't launch without it.

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So whatever it is, you can't leave without it.

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Does anyone want to try to install the cup holder?

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All right, everyone, check your stats.

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My mechanics is bad.

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You've got the best mechanic stats.

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I have two abilities and two difficulties.

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It's not really great.

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No, I've got one ability.

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Oh, wow.

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A lot better than me. God.

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Alright, yeah, you guys head out back to where the van is parked.

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There's a little landing pad.

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The van is sitting in the middle of it.

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And you all approach it.

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You're all kind of looking at each other because you didn't think that you would get this far.

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Unsure what to do next, apparently.

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Well, we all are, like, looking at each other.

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Well, do you know cars?

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How well do you know cars?

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I mean, I don't call you a lot.

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So who's got the best mechanics?

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What's your character's name?

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Kale.

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Kale, okay.

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Hey, Kale, you're like my boss, right?

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That means this is your responsibility.

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Yeah, so you have to know someone that can fix stuff around here.

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You know, I think I know a guy,

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But we might need to chip in to kind of sweeten the pot for him to perform this work.

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Anything you guys can chip in?

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No.

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Any services you can render?

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Well.

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Like what?

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I don't know.

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Don't laugh.

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That makes it dirty.

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Maybe an IOU for later?

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I could definitely write a UI.

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What is it?

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I owe you.

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Will he accept paninis?

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I think a good panini

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would get him to

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do the work, yes.

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Well, let's find out.

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Roll for panini.

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Roll for panini.

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Roll for panini.

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I mean, I got some cash I can chip

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in, I guess. I mean, I didn't

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waste all my money. Let's see if he agrees

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for the panini first.

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Oh, what fine negotiating skills you have.

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All right.

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I guess what would come first?

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Are you cooking the panini?

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No, it's already pre-cooked.

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I got a bunch of them.

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They're in his pocket.

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They're in my pocket.

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You're going to give him a pocket panini?

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Yeah.

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You're not even giving him the decency of giving him a fresh panini?

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No.

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All right.

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Would you?

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I don't know this guy.

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He's not a friend.

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I don't know this guy.

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You only need him to do something for you.

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Yeah.

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And I'm giving him a panini over it.

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Okay.

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You can roll a negotiation, but it will be a setback for this being a body temperature panini.

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Body temperature.

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I guess this would be Matt Stroll rolling the negotiation because he is the one.

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Kale is going to be calling.

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So any adjustments to the modifier?

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No, I'm not rolling.

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negotiation with

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some difficulty?

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Yes.

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I guess just two difficulties.

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Fine.

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He's his boss.

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He's not negotiating with you.

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The other guy is.

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So two difficulties. Fine. Sorry.

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Yeah.

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Oh, wait. No, you forgot to roll the setback.

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Sorry.

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In the dice roll, you will have to add one setback, which is the black die.

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Body Tempanini is not going to do it, huh?

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Yeah.

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So I imagine you're ringing this person up.

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Hey, Cal, got a part that needs installed.

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Got a panini.

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Pretty good one, if I may say so.

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What are you talking about, like a panini?

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What am I going to do with a panini?

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Well, here's the best part.

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It goes in your pocket.

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Take it with you.

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What?

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It's like a panini pocket?

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A panini pocket.

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It's like 1230.

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Well, here's the best part.

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You can save it for tomorrow.

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Sounds like it's already been saved.

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Nah, this is...

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I guarantee you the precious,

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smallest panini you've ever had.

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This is some terrible negotiation.

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Well, here's the thing.

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Is it the best thing?

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It's a good panini.

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Who's that?

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Hi, I'm Chaz.

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Oh, I know you.

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You're always making my life hard.

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You're always damaging the van.

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And I gotta fix it.

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Me? No.

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Well, here's the deal.

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We'll give you a panini,

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and I'll make sure Taz stays out of your hair

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for the foreseeable future.

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How does that sound?

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For like, ever?

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That would be great.

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Yeah, let's...

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Well, I'll try to keep him away from you

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as much as possible.

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Wait, why did I...

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Alright.

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They're just like bumps and scratches.

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I don't like destroy anything.

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Sometimes you do.

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Well, isn't that what you get paid for?

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Headaches?

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Well, I mean, that's on you.

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Hey, Taz, let's maybe dial it back a little bit, you know.

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So, Cal, overall, let's, you know, panini, get Taz out of your hair,

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a little tune-up.

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alright

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just as long as it's not one of those

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hyperhydro couplings

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uh

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and what if it is

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oh boy

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you got two paninis

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does he want another one

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I'm afraid

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he's gonna have to take that other panini

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alright

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fine

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I'll take your damn paninis

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I'll be over in a jiffy

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do you hang up

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Thank you, Cal. Appreciate it.

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Yes, I hung up.

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Okay, because let me tell you, he did not clarify that.

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He's only getting one.

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Out of character, but I'm really happy to hear my paninis are a hit.

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Yeah, and they're here, like, you know, in person.

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So, you know.

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Oh, they really are, too.

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They're not baked potatoes.

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They're wrapped.

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They're wrapped in, you know, foil for, you know.

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You wrap baked potatoes in foil, too.

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What?

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You wrap baked potatoes in foil, too.

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Some might say that's why it looks like a baked potato.

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Yes.

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A big square potato.

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What's your point?

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I don't have a baked potato for you.

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I have a panini.

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But we need two.

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Does two paninis add to a baked potato?

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No.

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I just said it looked like a baked potato.

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So, turns out we need a baked potato now.

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So Clyde, if you don't want to give your extra panini away,

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Is there any way you can make that other one look a little bit bigger?

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I'm going to combine two paninis to make one giant panini.

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How about that?

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That's the opposite of what we need.

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It's getting two paninis anyway.

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It doesn't matter.

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How about this?

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How about instead of giving them two paninis, I'll put them on top of each other.

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And give them one panini.

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How many paninis I have.

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I'm actually a little weighed down by paninis.

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That can be arranged.

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So give him two paninis.

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I mean, he didn't really want to, he didn't really sell it to me.

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That's what I'm saying.

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He didn't seem like he wanted.

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We're trying to sell it to him.

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Oh, wow.

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Okay.

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Who's been carrying this thing the whole time?

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I imagine it's still Uli who had it in the beginning.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Just give him the stupid paninis.

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All right, fine.

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He can have two paninis combined into one mega panini.

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All right.

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No.

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It's a mega panini.

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All right.

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Now I'm here.

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Oh, crap.

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I started making it up to the side.

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How about one panini now and one panini after I put in the part?

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I got one panini.

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It's a mega panini.

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You can have it right away.

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Can I have just a bite?

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No.

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You have to eat it all.

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You have to be enthusiastic about it.

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You're bullying this man

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Yeah, why are you bullying me?

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You're asking me for a favor

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And you are telling me how to eat my panini

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I make fine paninis, sir

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I don't even know why I'm here for a panini

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It was quite

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Quite frankly, the paninis have

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Become part of my character

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Very quickly

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And I was a little surprised about it

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So where did the paninis come in the first place?

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They were from my

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You might say you just made them up.

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Right?

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In my pocket.

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Well, can't you just make up some more and just give me the panini?

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It costs you nothing.

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That sounds like it's someone else's fault, not mine.

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Well, it costs them something.

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No, it's costing all of us precious.

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We're not going to get into specifics about the paninis, damn it.

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The ingredients have to add up to something.

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All right, all right, all right.

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You can have my paninis.

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all of them

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no you can have two

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alright that's what I asked for

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that's why I came over that was the agreement

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I was going to combine them but apparently that's not good enough

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I'll combine them if I want to

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alright bye

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you should though

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yeah of course go have a bite

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I hold it out to you

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roll for bite

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well now

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now Kale is going to get under the

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not Kale

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I do no respect

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that's not confusing

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that's weird we have the same name that just jumbled up uh he gets under the uh the van and

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he uh he starts going to work um how do know this guy she uh uh we asked uh taz and uh kale

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as you've had you've had more run-ins with him than i have

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Don't remind me.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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He was talking to me, bud.

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Not you.

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So how do you know this guy?

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What's his name?

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He's the mechanic here at the stables.

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Preparing all the vehicles and whatnot for the animals.

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What?

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Wait, wait.

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Where's my out of character card?

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I don't have one.

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Here's a piece of paper.

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Now you're out of character.

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You're telling me that the Jedi Temple not only doesn't have a stable,

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it has a dedicated mechanic for the vehicles on those tables.

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Yes.

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It's a complicated endeavor.

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And, yeah, no, I'm a bit of a freelancer,

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and I'd appreciate it if you didn't comment.

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I was out of character when I made those comments.

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Oh, that's right.

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I didn't hear that.

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I'm just going to take that that was you, Tiger,

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talking with that accent at me.

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All right.

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So far I have for my day minus two paninis.

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A jack of all trades.

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What else do you do?

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I fix stuff around here.

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He's a jack of something.

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He's the best mechanic I know that we can get this done ASAP.

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Yeah, especially since it's like the middle of the night.

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He is the only mechanic here.

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I work for peanuts.

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No, you work for paninis.

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No, paninis.

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It's pronounced panini.

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Cal.

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Cal.

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What's your name?

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Cal.

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Cal.

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You work for paninis, not peanuts.

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Today, I work for paninis.

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Yes.

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See?

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There you got it.

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Good job.

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Maybe this guy's having a midlife prize.

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It's like, what am I doing right now?

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Why is he rolling so much?

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It just takes a while to put these in.

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You got to try them.

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That was for the carburetor.

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Yeah, but it's a triumph for him.

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And his goals are not exactly aligned with yours.

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Who?

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Mechanic?

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Kale.

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He's a villain?

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Well, we don't know.

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Is David Kale?

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No, it's the E is silent.

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Look, this van that we're taking, is this meant for like a long-term voyage?

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Like, how big is this thing?

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Taking a look at it.

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What?

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What do you mean like long-term voyage?

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Like across town?

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Like a little further than that.

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Like if we go to space and have to be in space for like a day or a week or a month or a year or however long this campaign takes us.

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Oh, God, no.

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Oh, okay, great, great.

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So more of a...

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No, we just gotta go meet Captain Travolger.

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Okay.

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What's his name? I can't remember.

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Gorbachev.

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Okay, yeah, you can probably get to space with this,

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but hopefully you don't get into any, like, battles or anything.

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Let me put it to you this way.

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It's kind of like, you know, traversing the ocean in a motorboat.

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Oh, okay.

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That doesn't sound too bad.

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No, that actually sounds good.

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That's fine.

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Can I go hyperspeed?

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No.

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Do you need to?

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I don't think so.

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I don't know.

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I'm not a map man.

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No, we just need to go to the front of no man's land.

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Yeah, no man's land.

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That's what he said.

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What?

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I think they mean the blood meridian.

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Yes, we need to go to a bullion to go to Dark Meridian.

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We need to get on our side of the Meridian.

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Are you insane?

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No, it's not that far.

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You guys don't look like soldiers to me.

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There's no soldiers out there?

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Absolutely aren't.

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You look like a mechanic to me.

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Wait, hold on.

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You called me.

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He's literally underneath the car right now.

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Guys, quick sidebar.

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Quick sidebar.

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Okay, sidebar.

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Are we in character or out of character?

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No, this is in character and out of character.

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Kaz, this guy is doing us kind of a big favor.

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I got shitty mechanics, dude.

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I can't fix this thing.

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He said he doesn't like me, though, so if he doesn't like me, I don't like him.

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That's such a, that's, that feels like, I don't know what kind of logic that is.

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I'm not going to treat him with respect.

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Okay.

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I hear what you're saying, and I respect your point of view.

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He don't get no respect.

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He doesn't get none.

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You don't get one end out of respect either.

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But maybe we just pretend to like him and play nice until we get what we want.

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And then after that, he'll go away with two Paninis.

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Well, I want him to go away sooner.

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Right.

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Go away.

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No, no, no.

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I wasn't talking to you, Cal.

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But we got to get him to fix the van.

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Cal, fix the van.

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Can I say that?

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I never agreed to go to the Blood Meridian.

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that's where you're going to go

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I thought you were about to say it

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can I just say I never agreed to get into this game

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about paninis and

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arguing with this man

00:20:16

yeah I thought we were going to be space

00:20:18

space jedi

00:20:19

that was literally invented 15 seconds

00:20:22

ago that all of a sudden

00:20:24

I hate with a passion

00:20:28

I think I suck

00:20:32

no we just need to get to the front

00:20:34

lines of the blood meridian.

00:20:39

That's more of like an inside the van conversation we can have.

00:20:43

But I think...

00:20:45

Did he fix the van or not?

00:20:47

Hey, Taz, do you have any animals to feed?

00:20:52

Oh, yeah, they all probably need to be fed.

00:20:55

All right.

00:20:56

I'll also add that maybe you guys didn't pick up on this,

00:20:59

But the three of you have never left Coruscant, nor know how to drive.

00:21:11

But...

00:21:12

We're optimistic.

00:21:13

Kale has come from the...

00:21:16

He's a little bit more worldly or galaxy-ly in that he's come from the Outer Rim.

00:21:23

So he does have some experience.

00:21:25

He's not like a seasoned pilot, but he is more of a pilot than any of you.

00:21:30

Are you talking about you, Cal, or Mac Cal?

00:21:34

No, I'd be doing a silly accident if it was a mechanic.

00:21:38

Okay.

00:21:40

Yeah, yeah.

00:21:41

So it turns out, I told a lie a little bit earlier.

00:21:45

We're not actually going to rescue animals.

00:21:49

What?

00:21:49

I mean, kind of, like in a bigger sense, if you think of all of us as animals, then yeah, I mean, we're probably rescuing some.

00:22:00

Now that you put it that way, I'm on board.

00:22:04

I didn't know you were off board. Good to know you're back on.

00:22:07

Well, you said you lied about saving animals.

00:22:11

I lied to kill.

00:22:13

I got off board when you said that.

00:22:15

But then you compared me to an animal, and it brought me right back on.

00:22:20

I couldn't help but overhear your conversation that's been taking a long time, and it's very animated.

00:22:27

You guys keep saying the blood meridian.

00:22:30

I assume you're talking about the dead meridian, and I'm assuming you're not actually wanting to go there.

00:22:38

No, we just need to get to the front lines of it.

00:22:42

I need to go to the car.

00:22:44

I need to go to the meridian.

00:22:45

we're not going to cross a dead meridian

00:22:47

we just need to get to the front

00:22:49

to speak to a general

00:22:51

Cal I don't know why you're having a problem

00:22:55

wrapping your head around this

00:22:56

jeez I hope this

00:22:58

mission you're talking about isn't

00:23:00

secret or otherwise classified

00:23:02

because you just did tell me a lot

00:23:04

about it

00:23:05

you were underneath the car

00:23:07

well I'm back up here now trying to help you

00:23:09

get back underneath the car

00:23:11

trying to help you

00:23:14

trying

00:23:15

All I can hear is you threatening us.

00:23:18

Cal, put in the cup holder.

00:23:20

Put in the cup holder.

00:23:21

It's in. Cal is gone.

00:23:23

All right. Thank you, Cal.

00:23:25

Go on back to your discussion.

00:23:28

Cal.

00:23:29

Okay.

00:23:30

First off, Blood Meridian is a book by Cormac McCarthy.

00:23:34

Out of character.

00:23:35

That's where that's from.

00:23:37

Never heard of her.

00:23:38

Never heard of it.

00:23:41

In character.

00:23:42

Yeah.

00:23:43

Yeah.

00:23:44

So we lied.

00:23:46

we're not saving animals

00:23:48

in animalistic

00:23:50

adoption sense

00:23:53

Taz

00:23:54

just so you're on board with the conversation

00:23:57

yes

00:23:58

we lied

00:24:00

we're definitely taking this van

00:24:02

and we're

00:24:03

we're definitely hopping off world

00:24:06

I've been off world

00:24:07

before but I was very young so

00:24:10

you know

00:24:11

anything else you haven't told me

00:24:13

Oh, probably a lot, but I mean, it's, you know, learn as you go sort of thing.

00:24:17

Something like we're working for a shady cabal of undercover Jedi people.

00:24:22

That's the kind of stuff I meant, like, maybe we could discuss later.

00:24:26

What? No. Really?

00:24:28

Because I kind of felt like I got sacked in that situation.

00:24:33

You're just hungry.

00:24:34

No, I am hungry.

00:24:35

No, Kale, you know most about me.

00:24:37

You're my boss, so you know most things.

00:24:41

As I would say that's true, these other two got an icky feeling about them.

00:24:48

We just met each other.

00:24:51

Icky.

00:24:52

Icky.

00:24:52

We just met each other, like, I don't know, six hours ago, maybe?

00:24:58

That sounds about right.

00:24:59

That's what I'm saying.

00:25:01

I don't know why I have to be so quiet about being abducted and being sort of forced into doing this thing.

00:25:06

I mean, I still want to do it.

00:25:08

I mean, also, it's weird that the three of us were picked.

00:25:11

One, we don't know each other.

00:25:12

And two, I mean, I can see why I was picked.

00:25:15

I'm not sure why you two were picked.

00:25:17

I mean, I got talents.

00:25:19

You got talents?

00:25:20

I got talents.

00:25:24

Yeah.

00:25:25

We're waiting.

00:25:26

You guys don't know each other.

00:25:28

Ken will be pretty cool in a tight situation.

00:25:34

I got things that offer.

00:25:36

I flashed somebody.

00:25:38

I was about to ask some questions, Matt.

00:25:40

Oh, yeah.

00:25:40

Oh, go ahead.

00:25:41

We've been hammering.

00:25:42

Oh, no.

00:25:43

Well, so you guys don't know each other, and you were all kidnapped.

00:25:49

We were sacked.

00:25:50

We were sacked.

00:25:51

Kid snatched.

00:25:52

Sacked, yes.

00:25:53

Kid sacked.

00:25:56

So what else do we need to get this mission off the ground?

00:26:01

A car.

00:26:03

We got that.

00:26:04

Check.

00:26:04

All right.

00:26:05

Now we need to go re-meet with Commander Gorbachev.

00:26:08

Okay

00:26:10

He's on the front lines of the dead meridian

00:26:13

Dark meridian

00:26:15

The meridian

00:26:16

I think it's dead meridian

00:26:18

I thought he said red meridian

00:26:20

It's definitely the dead meridian

00:26:23

I'll lead you guys there

00:26:25

But

00:26:26

Are we

00:26:27

I'm feeling a little bit underprepared

00:26:30

For this

00:26:30

Oh aren't we all

00:26:32

We're all getting a hundred grand for it

00:26:34

You want some of that

00:26:35

A hundred grand huh

00:26:36

yeah 100 grand

00:26:38

each

00:26:41

oh sorry

00:26:43

what

00:26:44

want that money

00:26:45

thank you thank you for calling that out

00:26:48

so I'm going to need a little bit

00:26:50

from you you and

00:26:52

you kind of get this

00:26:53

ship off the ground how does that sound

00:26:58

how about you just

00:26:59

we all go you know when we get the money

00:27:01

we go splitsies

00:27:04

yeah we don't get

00:27:05

the money until we get back.

00:27:07

That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

00:27:09

It's $100,000 between all of us.

00:27:11

I mean, it's not much more to add an extra

00:27:13

character to the game.

00:27:20

Uli pulls out her little

00:27:21

pocket calculator and starts doing

00:27:23

some math.

00:27:29

Math.

00:27:32

$25,000.

00:27:33

That's what I'll throw in. If you're in, you're in.

00:27:35

Everyone else, match it.

00:27:36

We're good.

00:27:37

We're all even.

00:27:39

I'll say that works.

00:27:40

Everyone matches that.

00:27:41

We got a deal.

00:27:44

All right, fine.

00:27:45

We're good, right?

00:27:47

Because we actually have a better world.

00:27:49

Whatever you say, boss.

00:27:52

I'll do whatever you want.

00:27:54

If you want to take all of Taz's money at this point, I honestly, I'm 100% percent.

00:27:58

If you want to take responsibility and control of Taz, you can go right ahead.

00:28:01

He's got a handful.

00:28:03

He is.

00:28:04

You know, once we step off this planet, Taz is no longer my responsibility.

00:28:10

No, no, no.

00:28:11

You wanted a part of this team.

00:28:13

This is your responsibilities, all right?

00:28:14

He runs in the traffic.

00:28:16

We're sending you after him.

00:28:17

I'm going to need another 10 from both of you two.

00:28:23

I can offer you a panini with a bite taken out of it.

00:28:27

Make it a mega panini.

00:28:28

We got it.

00:28:28

No, it's a mega panini with a bite taken out of it.

00:28:31

He didn't take the rest of it.

00:28:32

It was a very strange offer.

00:28:34

What types of proteins are we talking?

00:28:38

Bacon and ranch and chicken?

00:28:42

Ranch isn't a protein.

00:28:47

All right.

00:28:48

All right.

00:28:48

I think you guys came to, you know, in your roundabout way,

00:28:52

I think you are starting the process of bonding as a team.

00:28:57

I think you've all found a nice little role for yourselves.

00:29:02

And perhaps it's time to board the ship or van.

00:29:11

I was curious.

00:29:13

Realistically, how big is this van?

00:29:14

Is this something that has living space, or is it more of just like a transport?

00:29:19

Does it have a name?

00:29:23

It does have a name.

00:29:24

You start looking over on the side of the...

00:29:27

Are you back, Andy?

00:29:29

I don't think so for now.

00:29:31

Andy, we offered your whole share in order to be big for Dick to Cal to babysit you.

00:29:39

I don't like that idea.

00:29:42

Well, you'll never find out the truth unless you listen to the podcast.

00:29:48

All right, roll a perception check, Clyde.

00:30:01

failed but I got one advantage

00:30:04

you see

00:30:06

some writing on the

00:30:08

side of the ship

00:30:10

that seems to suggest a name

00:30:13

but it's in

00:30:14

symbols that you don't

00:30:16

quite understand

00:30:21

symbols

00:30:23

What do they say?

00:30:29

Pizza delivery.

00:30:34

That would be a strange thing to be written on the side of a zoo delivery van.

00:30:40

I've clearly lied to.

00:30:41

Here, I'll roll the deception right now if you want to.

00:30:44

No, no.

00:30:45

Okay.

00:30:47

But, you know, it's big enough to walk around in.

00:30:50

I'm trying to think of a good, I think once you get inside, you'll have a good sense of

00:30:57

how big the van is.

00:30:58

So no, you can, you can live in it, but it's not really, it's probably more like a, like

00:31:05

an 18 wheeler than it is like, you know.

00:31:09

Less RV.

00:31:10

An RV.

00:31:11

Yeah.

00:31:12

Okay, cool.

00:31:15

So should we get attached to it or no?

00:31:18

That's up to you whether or not you get attached to it.

00:31:20

We don't even know what the name is that the ship is yet, except for pizza delivery.

00:31:24

I lied. I don't know what it said. I thought it said pizza delivery.

00:31:28

I think that's the name of the ship, is pizza delivery.

00:31:35

Why don't I just tell you the name of the ship?

00:31:41

The name of the ship is pizza delivery.

00:31:44

Pizza for you.

00:31:46

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza.

00:31:50

No, it is the Hokuhana.

00:31:54

Duh.

00:31:59

Ah, yes.

00:32:00

The pizza delivery.

00:32:02

Yeah, it's Hawaiian for pizza delivery.

00:32:05

Thank you.

00:32:07

Oh.

00:32:09

Oh.

00:32:10

He's frozen again.

00:32:13

How is this?

00:32:15

Oh, I was gone?

00:32:16

No, you're back.

00:32:18

Oh, okay.

00:32:22

sometimes Taz just enters into a trance state

00:32:28

you're gonna love it we have an ongoing thing where we take screenshots of his picture

00:32:33

please don't do that I don't think he likes it I don't sorry I don't

00:32:43

all right uh you guys you guys walk around to the back of the van uh you open up the

00:32:51

the back

00:32:53

platform comes down. It's a ramp.

00:32:55

And you guys

00:32:57

ascend the van.

00:33:01

You are now

00:33:03

inside the van.

00:33:05

I walk into the van.

00:33:08

Alright, you guys have walked

00:33:09

into the van.

00:33:15

Anyone calling shotgun?

00:33:18

No.

00:33:19

Who drives? Who flies?

00:33:22

Well, clearly the only person with maybe piloting experience.

00:33:25

Yeah, Dale has to fly.

00:33:28

I forgot all about that.

00:33:30

Guys, I got to admit, I forgot all about that.

00:33:31

I panicked for a second.

00:33:34

You thought you might have to fly?

00:33:37

I mean, I was willing to give it a shot, but, you know.

00:33:40

Oh, yeah, you guys get inside.

00:33:41

You see a little bit of the cargo that's in there.

00:33:45

You know, I'd say this is probably roughly,

00:33:48

It's a good representation of how big the van is.

00:33:52

Yeah, no, I get it.

00:33:53

Mostly cargo.

00:33:54

Looks like there's a bathroom.

00:33:56

Yes.

00:33:57

Yeah, that is.

00:33:59

What is it called?

00:34:00

I don't know.

00:34:01

It's called a refresher.

00:34:03

I don't know.

00:34:04

Is there a word for...

00:34:06

Lavatory.

00:34:07

Yeah, let's go with that.

00:34:11

Recycler?

00:34:13

Or is that...

00:34:14

For the bathroom?

00:34:15

Poop hole?

00:34:20

yeah the great uh that's a different campaign

00:34:24

you gotta waffle stomp it

00:34:27

no

00:34:31

bridget enough that's what they're called that's what they're called in star wars universe

00:34:35

the waffle stomp her all right uh yeah you guys you guys get on the ship um i imagine that

00:34:44

Taz, you've been on the ship, but mostly just in the back, like loading and unloading stuff.

00:34:49

Yeah.

00:34:50

Kale, you have driven the ship through Coruscant to pick up supplies and on the occasional run to get animals, to pick up animals from orbit.

00:35:04

Like big ships will come in, you have to pick them up in orbit and then bring them down to the zoo.

00:35:09

So you two are a little bit familiar with the Hokuhana.

00:35:15

Good old Hokuhana.

00:35:18

I just want to say one good advice.

00:35:20

These red barrels, this water is not potable.

00:35:25

So don't try it.

00:35:28

Good to know.

00:35:31

Other than that.

00:35:32

I mean, we won't need that.

00:35:34

We can always stop by a space case.

00:35:36

He's on our way out.

00:35:37

You know, I'm sure they got water.

00:35:38

So, you know, guys, I'm really struggling here.

00:35:42

You know, you guys say we want to stop at a space case.

00:35:45

I thought we got a somewhat important mission.

00:35:50

Well, important is something that really depends on every single person.

00:35:55

But I get what you're saying.

00:35:56

Yeah, man, let's jet.

00:35:58

I mean, hey, I mean, if you guys want to, you know, I guess we're pretty stocked up here already.

00:36:06

Any last minute requests before we head out?

00:36:12

I'm good

00:36:13

Any materials needed?

00:36:17

No, no, I'm well taken care of

00:36:20

Alright

00:36:22

These doors here, you can head up Matt Stroh into the cockpit

00:36:33

Anyone can go up there, I guess the door is open

00:36:35

unless Matt has the door behind him

00:36:39

I need, I would like to have a co-pilot to at least pass the time with.

00:36:45

May I suggest Taz?

00:36:47

Taz, get up here, buddy.

00:36:51

That was a sarcastic suggestion, but it is your name.

00:36:57

Taz, you're going to need to learn how to fly this one day, maybe.

00:37:03

Want to learn from the best?

00:37:07

And by best, I mean...

00:37:08

I do want to learn from the best, but...

00:37:12

Where are we going to find them on board?

00:37:15

Okay, Andy, you cannot just be, like, knocking down everybody all the time.

00:37:23

Bez, do you want to help with maybe some of the pre-flight checks?

00:37:28

Ooh, I need to flip buttons?

00:37:31

Yeah.

00:37:32

Can you flip all these?

00:37:33

these buttons please for me

00:37:37

yes

00:37:38

and I flip all of said

00:37:40

buttons

00:37:41

alright

00:37:43

almost over enthusiastically

00:37:46

something

00:37:48

something does not look right

00:37:50

Taz did you

00:37:51

hit you didn't hit that

00:37:53

button at the bottom right

00:37:57

um

00:38:01

which button at the bottom

00:39:03

They're just kind of staring out the windows to see all the stars more clearly.

00:39:09

Taz, personal space.

00:39:11

Taz, come on, buddy.

00:39:12

What?

00:39:13

What?

00:39:13

Let me get things set on autopilot.

00:39:17

Yeah, but do you see all these stars?

00:39:20

Yeah, yeah.

00:39:21

There's a lot of them, Taz.

00:39:23

Yes, yes.

00:39:23

There is a lot of them.

00:39:25

Can you give me just two seconds and you can sit in the voice chair, please?

00:39:29

Do you think someone's visited them all?

00:39:33

Yeah

00:39:34

There's probably been at least one person

00:39:37

Crazy huh

00:39:38

Yeah

00:39:40

Okay alright

00:39:41

The dad just sits back in the chair

00:39:45

Alright

00:39:45

I'm gonna be the fifth

00:39:47

I'm gonna go take a

00:39:49

Now that we got things on autopilot here

00:39:51

I'm gonna go rest up a bit

00:39:54

Um

00:39:55

You know

00:39:56

We'll be there in no time

00:40:01

Okay

00:40:01

You're going to leave?

00:40:04

It's on autopilot.

00:40:05

Taz just needs you to not press any buttons.

00:40:09

And make sure that the rest of your little crew,

00:40:14

make sure they don't do anything stupid.

00:40:18

That would be appreciated.

00:40:19

I got to stay up here to make sure I don't press any buttons.

00:40:23

I don't know how I'm going to keep them

00:40:27

and can keep them from behaving themselves.

00:40:33

If I had to be up here.

00:40:35

You just don't press the buttons.

00:40:37

What is Clyde and Uli doing in the back?

00:40:44

I'm reading my little red book that has no words in it.

00:40:47

Okay.

00:40:48

So you're sitting reading.

00:40:51

I think Hulit probably took a quick look around the ship.

00:40:56

She's kind of just taking stock of what they actually have.

00:41:01

Because I'm assuming this is somewhat decked out for space travel.

00:41:05

But Kale's right.

00:41:06

We did no preparation whatsoever.

00:41:09

But, yeah, she's just kind of walking around looking at stuff.

00:41:12

And then sees Clyde up there with his book.

00:41:17

And kind of as she walks past, she sees that.

00:41:20

Does that have no words in it?

00:41:23

What?

00:41:24

No, no.

00:41:25

I mean, it's kind of weird, right?

00:41:29

Yeah.

00:41:29

No, it's super weird.

00:41:30

So is it like a diary?

00:41:33

No, no.

00:41:35

So when I was in the library working and I found it and it has no words in it,

00:41:41

and right after I found this, I got sacked.

00:41:45

You got sacked?

00:41:46

It's been kind of a mystery for me.

00:41:47

It's been in my pocket this whole time.

00:41:50

it's got no words in it

00:41:51

it's a red book in a place that was

00:41:54

notoriously almost all blue books by the way

00:41:56

and

00:41:58

it's I don't know it's got no words

00:42:00

in it I've been trying to figure it out

00:42:02

does it have a title

00:42:05

does it tiger

00:42:08

no it's just

00:42:09

it's just red

00:42:12

just red

00:42:13

just

00:42:17

but rather unred

00:42:18

if you think about it.

00:42:21

Whoa.

00:42:22

That's pretty good, dear.

00:42:26

All right.

00:42:30

Roll a...

00:42:31

Either...

00:42:32

I'm going to roll resilience

00:42:33

to not push any buttons.

00:42:35

Okay.

00:42:37

I'm going to make this game harder for me.

00:42:46

I did not push any buttons, but I thought about it.

00:42:51

I thought about it.

00:42:53

I almost did.

00:42:54

I almost pushed it.

00:42:56

Then you got a slap on the wrist.

00:43:04

You're kind of studying the book because you've been fascinated with it.

00:43:10

And roll a lore check.

00:43:23

I succeeded.

00:43:25

Okay.

00:43:26

You see in the paper that it's a little bit, in this type of book that you're used to seeing,

00:43:39

the paper is unusual.

00:43:41

The cover and binding are old, but the inside is kind of new,

00:43:46

as if someone removed all the pages and put in a bunch of blank pages.

00:43:50

Inside those pages, you see a bit of an impression on there.

00:43:56

And you notice that there's a phone number.

00:44:00

You can read the phone number from the impressions.

00:44:02

You remember that scene in The Big Lebowski when he does the...

00:44:07

It wasn't a phone number in that one, though.

00:44:09

No, no.

00:44:09

It was the dude with the big dick.

00:44:11

Yeah.

00:44:12

Is that what I'm seeing right now?

00:44:14

Well, you're seeing that.

00:44:15

Okay, so I'm like freaking out because I can finally get a chance to look at this,

00:44:19

and I find it on a random page, and I'm like looking at it in like the light,

00:44:22

like, you know, like, yeah.

00:44:24

Oh, my God.

00:44:26

Loomy.

00:44:27

Loomy.

00:44:28

What's your name?

00:44:29

Loomy.

00:44:29

Loomy.

00:44:30

Loomy.

00:44:31

Yeah.

00:44:33

Can you read this number?

00:44:37

I'm kind of old.

00:44:41

Uli take a look at it

00:44:43

I'm assuming she can or do you need me to roll?

00:44:45

No you can read it

00:44:47

Yeah I can read that number

00:44:50

What's it say?

00:44:54

1, 2, 3, big screen

00:44:55

No I don't know

00:44:57

I see 773

00:44:59

202

00:45:03

No

00:45:04

That was it

00:45:07

773

00:45:08

It's a phone number.

00:45:10

Yeah, it's a phone number, man.

00:45:11

Do you have a cell phone?

00:45:14

Do you have a communicator?

00:45:16

What do they call them?

00:45:17

Do you have a communicator?

00:45:21

Yeah, hold on.

00:45:22

I found it.

00:45:29

I lost it for a little bit,

00:45:30

and then I found it underneath the shelf.

00:45:32

A cop.

00:45:34

This is both in and out of character.

00:45:36

Yeah, we all have a cop.

00:45:37

Tiger broke his. Tiger broke his because he's rough with his toys. He's rough with his toys.

00:45:45

With his fake com links. Okay. We'll call the number. There's no numbers on it though, by the way.

00:45:55

Okay. Are you going to call it? Yeah, I'm going to call it. Okay. You call it. It rings. It rings.

00:46:03

And then this is the office of Flo Koon.

00:46:08

Please leave a message.

00:46:09

Jedi Master Flo Koon, that is.

00:46:11

Please leave a message, and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

00:46:16

Can I?

00:46:17

Wait, did I overhear that?

00:46:19

No, you didn't overhear.

00:46:21

Shut up.

00:46:23

I found your lost book.

00:46:25

You want it?

00:46:26

Call me back.

00:46:28

Bye.

00:46:30

Did you tell them who you were or the callback number?

00:46:33

No, he's got to have like Star 69, right?

00:46:38

Star Wars 69.

00:46:39

This is Star Wars in the 90s, right?

00:46:42

Yes, he has Star Wars 69.

00:46:46

Believe it or not, Hokun's not at home.

00:46:51

Second time voicemail has come up in this.

00:46:55

This is going to be a great campaign.

00:46:57

All right.

00:46:58

This is going great.

00:47:00

Wait, so what does that mean?

00:47:02

What does that mean, Pokun?

00:47:05

You just found this at your job, and it's got Pokun's number on it?

00:47:08

Yeah, it looks like it.

00:47:11

Well, that's weird.

00:47:11

He wants it back.

00:47:12

He's going to call my number.

00:47:13

I told him to star 69 me.

00:47:16

You didn't tell him that?

00:47:19

Yeah, I mean, you were here.

00:47:22

You heard what I said.

00:47:25

But anyway, yeah, hopefully I find out more about that,

00:47:28

because this little thing's a mystery.

00:47:29

Do you think he planted it?

00:47:33

I don't know.

00:47:34

Maybe.

00:47:35

Roll a perception check.

00:47:39

Kale.

00:47:41

You went into the back room here.

00:47:43

Is that accurate?

00:47:45

Yep.

00:47:46

Trying to get some shut eye.

00:47:48

Okay.

00:47:49

Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:47:49

He keeps yelling about books and calling random numbers.

00:47:54

And we're just shouting,

00:47:55

Hold him back!

00:47:56

He said, what roll?

00:48:00

perception. It's just easy.

00:48:03

Not easy with two knives.

00:48:06

Not normal.

00:48:13

Alright.

00:48:15

You notice on the ground

00:48:18

there seems to be a collection

00:48:21

of torn up cloth

00:48:24

and paper. It looks like something

00:48:26

has been nesting in this room.

00:48:30

Looking around, there looks to be some denting in the vent.

00:48:40

Potentially something that maybe is brooding.

00:48:46

While things are quiet, I can hear a little...

00:48:52

Yeah, you do kind of hear rustling coming through the vent.

00:49:00

and

00:49:02

so

00:49:04

yeah you do

00:49:05

you do hear rustling in the back

00:49:09

alright what are you doing

00:49:11

um

00:49:13

trying to go to the bathroom

00:49:17

okay

00:49:21

this is not a door though

00:49:24

oh

00:49:25

oh

00:49:27

oh that's the mirror

00:49:28

No wonder why it didn't work.

00:49:30

All right.

00:49:32

Roll a easy perception check, please.

00:49:39

Actually, well, yeah.

00:49:41

I'll see how much you notice in this room.

00:49:47

A lot.

00:49:48

A lot.

00:49:50

You notice that the toilet bowl is empty,

00:49:55

Which, you know from your job, usually means that something is drinking out of the toilet.

00:50:03

Huh.

00:50:06

Weird.

00:50:08

Hmm.

00:50:09

Okay.

00:50:10

Okay.

00:50:10

All right.

00:50:11

I go back out.

00:50:13

I don't flush.

00:50:15

Oh.

00:50:17

You don't flush at all?

00:50:19

Do you use it?

00:50:19

Oh.

00:50:20

Do you use it?

00:50:21

I guess.

00:50:21

There was no water in there when you started.

00:50:23

Wow.

00:50:24

Watch.

00:50:24

Roll for combat.

00:50:25

There's water in there now.

00:50:30

It's all for Iggy.

00:50:33

I go back and I see...

00:50:36

Did you wash her hands?

00:50:39

Yes.

00:50:44

I see Clyde and Uli go,

00:50:46

hey, I think there's something else on this ship.

00:50:51

Uli immediately is going to pull out her blaster.

00:50:54

What do you mean there's something else?

00:50:55

on the ship.

00:50:56

I mean, like an animal or something.

00:50:59

Like a mouse?

00:50:59

Calm down.

00:51:01

A space mouse?

00:51:01

She puts her knife away

00:51:03

and then pulls out her knife.

00:51:03

I think it's a little bit bigger.

00:51:04

It's a little bit bigger than that.

00:51:06

Pulls out her knife.

00:51:08

Judging by how much water

00:51:09

they drank out of the toilet

00:51:11

before I went in there,

00:51:14

it's rather sizable.

00:51:18

It is rather sizable.

00:51:20

You got all this from the toilet water?

00:51:24

Yeah, toilets hold a lot of water.

00:51:29

All right, let's go see this toilet.

00:51:30

No, let's not go see the toilet.

00:51:34

What do you mean there's something else on the ship?

00:51:37

Is there, like, a person?

00:51:39

Is there a snake?

00:51:40

Because I don't do snakes.

00:51:44

I don't know exactly what it is.

00:51:48

Is it a serpent?

00:51:50

Go get Hale.

00:51:51

He knows this ship.

00:51:52

Does it have, like, ganners or something?

00:51:55

He's sleeping.

00:51:57

As you guys say that, you hear something running with the zoomies from coming above you.

00:52:05

Oh my god.

00:52:08

Yeah, so Uli definitely has her gun out and she's like following it with her gun.

00:52:12

The noise.

00:52:14

Uli, stop it.

00:52:15

I've got my book ready.

00:52:16

The vents aren't big enough for like anything to be like a threat.

00:52:20

Nothing you have said has made me feel better about the fact that they lose something on the ship that's big enough to drain a toilet hole.

00:52:29

That you didn't flush.

00:52:31

That you didn't flush.

00:52:32

Other people on the ship.

00:52:34

So why would you go look at the toilet anyway?

00:52:36

I never told you I didn't flush.

00:52:38

Okay, and as you guys are bickering, you hear some munching noises from up above.

00:52:46

It's rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.

00:52:49

And the ship stops.

00:52:55

Oh.

00:52:57

You hear a...

00:53:00

And the ship stops.

00:53:03

I'm going to...

00:53:04

I would like to check out the...

00:53:08

Like the vents.

00:53:11

Let's take a break there first.

00:53:14

So, where were we?

00:53:19

Oh yeah, I'm going into the vents.

00:53:23

Okay.

00:53:24

With a flashlight to look around.

00:53:28

Alright.

00:53:30

What would that be? Athletics maybe?

00:53:39

There's no investigation.

00:53:44

No, it's just perception.

00:53:46

But I mean, you got to get up there, right?

00:53:48

They're like, hi.

00:53:52

Let's see.

00:53:53

My athletics.

00:53:54

Okay.

00:53:55

I can do athletics.

00:53:57

Okay.

00:54:03

I failed.

00:54:04

Somehow.

00:54:06

Yeah.

00:54:07

You're, you're, you just, you're hanging on in there.

00:54:11

It's not a smooth transition from the floor onto a crate and into the vents as you were hoping it would be.

00:54:19

So you're not getting a whole lot of look of anything up there just yet.

00:54:26

But you can feel the rattling.

00:54:28

There is something in the vents.

00:54:31

I guess you guys already knew that.

00:54:32

But it's pretty big.

00:54:34

You can tell that the vent is big enough for you to fit in it.

00:54:40

So the whatever's up there could be as big as you are.

00:54:45

Kale.

00:54:48

Oh, is he still sleeping?

00:54:50

Okay.

00:54:50

Now we can wake him up.

00:54:52

All right, guys.

00:54:52

You can hear him yell through the vent.

00:54:56

Can you guys keep it down in there?

00:54:58

Sorry.

00:54:59

No.

00:54:59

I didn't mean to.

00:55:01

There is something in the vent.

00:55:02

The ship stopped.

00:55:03

The vent, there's something up there.

00:55:06

Clyde, can you push me into the vent?

00:55:09

Okay.

00:55:10

Okay.

00:55:11

One simple task, Taz.

00:55:14

One.

00:55:15

And I didn't push any buttons.

00:55:19

All right.

00:55:20

So what are we dealing with here, folks?

00:55:22

I don't know.

00:55:23

Just push me into the bin.

00:55:24

Possibly a barbent.

00:55:25

It's possible a barbent.

00:55:27

It could be a barbent.

00:55:29

Taz, this is your area of expertise.

00:55:32

Yes, that's why I'm trying to get into the vent.

00:55:34

I'm just shoving him up into the vent.

00:55:36

All right.

00:55:37

I help you as well.

00:55:39

Get him up there.

00:55:40

and then I just start

00:55:43

kicking for no reason

00:55:45

I just start kicking as soon as I can

00:55:47

start climbing it

00:55:48

stop it

00:55:49

and you guys push him up in there

00:55:52

now you have

00:55:54

Taz in the vents

00:55:56

well alright

00:55:58

hey that's half

00:55:59

we know half of what's in here so we're doing better

00:56:04

you hear

00:56:06

coming around

00:56:08

the back

00:56:09

the back of you,

00:56:11

um,

00:56:11

you're kind of crammed in there.

00:56:12

So you can't,

00:56:13

you can really only go one direction.

00:56:15

Um,

00:56:15

you can't turn around in the vents.

00:56:18

Um,

00:56:18

but,

00:56:19

um,

00:56:20

sneaking up behind you,

00:56:22

um,

00:56:23

this,

00:56:24

uh,

00:56:24

the creek,

00:56:25

you feel a swipe at,

00:56:27

uh,

00:56:28

the back of your legs.

00:56:29

Oh,

00:56:30

then I keep kicking.

00:56:33

And you hear,

00:56:35

and,

00:56:36

uh,

00:56:37

a scurry away.

00:56:39

Hey,

00:56:40

Can I roll for something that's not in the scene?

00:56:43

There is definitely something else up here.

00:56:49

It scratched my legs and I kicked it.

00:56:53

Don't know what it is.

00:56:54

I'll report it as soon as I know.

00:57:01

Okay.

00:57:04

Wait, do you guys have communicators?

00:57:06

Who is this?

00:57:09

This is Clyde.

00:57:10

Oh, hey, what's up, Clyde?

00:57:12

I didn't have your number saved, so I didn't know.

00:57:15

Yeah, now we got it saved.

00:57:16

Now I got it saved, so I never had to ask.

00:57:17

Now we can always communicate from here and out.

00:57:19

And I never had to ask that question again.

00:57:21

Yeah, we're past this point.

00:57:23

Yes, to you anyway.

00:57:25

We're exchanging phone numbers.

00:57:27

Everybody else has used their phone at least once at this point.

00:57:30

Yeah, she's next to me.

00:57:31

She called me to make a phone call.

00:57:32

We shared numbers.

00:57:33

Also, he's just in the vents above us.

00:57:35

We can hear rattling.

00:57:37

We can hear him.

00:58:08

My best feature, aside from my man bun.

00:58:13

I don't know.

00:58:13

You're pretty handsome.

00:58:15

Thank you.

00:58:18

Okay.

00:58:20

Can we just start shooting at it?

00:58:23

No.

00:58:24

Shoot at it.

00:58:24

You might hit me.

00:58:27

More importantly, you might hit the animal.

00:58:32

Okay.

00:58:35

And you guys heard him swipe at Taz and sort of go back the other way.

00:58:41

So at this point, you have this thing.

00:58:42

It's just rumbling in the vents back and forth.

00:58:48

And then all of a sudden, the vent comes crashing down,

00:58:55

and this white mass plops on the ground and stands up tall.

00:59:00

It is a wampa.

00:59:03

Marmot!

00:59:03

Kill him with a fire! What the hell is that?

00:59:07

It's a barbant!

00:59:08

Wait, can I see?

00:59:10

He is pissed.

00:59:12

No, you can't see it, because you're in the vent.

00:59:14

Yeah, you decide to go up at the vent.

00:59:17

You stay up there.

00:59:19

But you heard the crash, so you could head towards where you think the vent...

00:59:26

Is it attacking us? Is it coming after us? What is it doing?

00:59:29

It's mad. It's scared and it's mad.

00:59:32

And it's sort of starting to stand up and getting into an offensive posture.

00:59:38

All right.

00:59:38

I got my flash stick out of my robe.

00:59:40

Yeah.

00:59:40

Uli's pulling her gun out too.

00:59:43

Well, flash stick, we'll stun it first.

00:59:44

And then we'll do something with it.

00:59:46

Guys, hold on.

00:59:46

Hold on.

00:59:47

Hold on.

00:59:48

I know these wampas.

00:59:50

I'm pretty skittish, man.

00:59:52

All right.

00:59:53

It's a wampa.

00:59:53

If I say flash, you close your eyes.

00:59:56

Okay.

00:59:56

I am going to put us into combat now.

01:00:03

Yeah.

01:00:07

All right. Yeah. So roll initiative. If you go to the combat tab.

01:00:16

Okay.

01:00:20

Wait, wait, how do you roll initiative?

01:00:23

It should be that little die next to your name.

01:00:28

Wait.

01:00:30

Oh, no, sorry. I was in the wrong spot.

01:00:40

I'm struggling here

01:00:43

it's in

01:00:44

so what are you struggling with

01:00:46

I don't remember where it's at

01:00:48

it's on the side

01:00:50

it's not under combat

01:00:51

it's like by the swords

01:00:54

oh sorry

01:00:56

yeah that was my mistake

01:00:57

it's on the same tab as like the chat

01:00:59

just initiative right

01:01:02

yes

01:01:04

so my allergies are going crazy

01:01:06

I'm going to like fucking sneeze

01:01:10

maybe you're allergic to wampas

01:01:12

allergic to bullshit

01:01:14

are you waiting on me?

01:01:15

do I have any time?

01:01:19

yeah the wampa has not rolled

01:01:21

and so if you go on the tabs

01:01:23

where like the chat tab is on the sidebar

01:01:24

on the right side

01:01:27

Matt if you hit the

01:01:28

are you in there yet?

01:01:29

Yeah.

01:01:30

You should have like a D20 next to your name.

01:01:34

Oh.

01:01:37

And if you click on that, you can roll the initiative.

01:01:42

I guess the Wampa does not have...

01:01:45

Anything against him?

01:01:50

It's all gang up on him.

01:01:51

Kick him.

01:01:52

I thought when I rolled, there was a couple of dies against the difficulty die.

01:02:05

But I don't know.

01:02:07

Okay.

01:02:07

I can roll for you, Matt.

01:02:10

Yeah, I can't find it.

01:02:12

Okay.

01:02:21

Okay.

01:02:21

All right, so the Wampa actually rolled the worst.

01:02:28

And the first slot, so we'll be going through this

01:02:32

for the first time with you, Matt.

01:02:34

Solver, run up and kick him.

01:02:36

Okay, so the way that it works is that

01:02:39

any friendly slot can be taken by any player character,

01:02:43

and then any enemy slot can be taken by any enemy character.

01:02:46

So in the first round, you can go in one order,

01:02:49

and in the second round, you can do a different order.

01:02:53

It looks like Taz has already claimed the first.

01:02:58

You are stuck in the vents.

01:03:00

For your turn, you can take either two maneuvers or a maneuver and, what is it, an attack?

01:03:10

Action.

01:03:11

Action, typically.

01:03:13

Any action is basically something that needs a roll.

01:03:19

But you can do maneuvers like move closer or move back or grab something.

01:03:25

Those come free, basically.

01:03:28

So hopefully Andy and Bridget and Boo remember enough that they can be good examples for you.

01:03:36

Yeah, it's gone well so far.

01:03:40

Yes.

01:03:42

All right, Taz?

01:03:43

I would like to crawl and find the hole that the Wampa fell out of.

01:03:52

Okay.

01:03:53

That's like close enough to the point where I can like kind of stick my head

01:03:57

down and see what's going on and try to like convince everyone not to shoot.

01:04:03

He's just scared or she's just scared.

01:04:06

Okay.

01:04:07

You're it is kind of all the way around the U,

01:04:10

but you stick your head out of where the open vent is and you can,

01:04:19

so that's one maneuver.

01:04:20

And then you yell out to everyone else because they can see, you know.

01:04:26

Yeah.

01:04:27

I'd like to yell, like, don't shoot it.

01:04:29

Don't hurt it.

01:04:30

It's just an animal.

01:04:31

It doesn't know what's going on.

01:04:34

Can I flash on it?

01:04:35

Can I find it?

01:04:36

No, don't hurt it.

01:04:39

It's going to hurt us.

01:04:42

has it

01:04:43

okay next friendly slot

01:04:49

who wants to go

01:04:52

really

01:04:54

you're sure we're happy aren't you

01:04:56

yeah no I'll go

01:04:58

I when hearing him

01:05:00

say like don't shoot it

01:05:01

don't kill it I'm gonna set my

01:05:04

my gun I don't know if I actually can set

01:05:06

my gun to stun I don't know if that's how

01:05:08

that works it should say

01:05:09

stun setting on it if it has well you're not your stabber doesn't no no uh let's see no i don't think

01:05:19

it has i actually don't see that on there yeah i don't think it stuns um what she's gonna do though

01:05:25

i am gonna like back away from this creature the wampa is relatively large right it's like

01:05:31

human size it's human size now yeah uh they get bigger um but right this is a juvenile but this

01:05:39

like a large incredibly large creature that just fell out of the bed yes uh so she's gonna uh back

01:05:46

away from it um i don't really want to shoot this thing because i hear the earnesty and taz's voice

01:05:54

um but can i like pull like some boxes down as like a shield like try to topple some of the cargo

01:06:00

yeah okay yeah i'm just gonna take some of the boxes and kind of like pull it down so there's a

01:06:04

barrier between me between us me and the the wampa okay do i need to roll do you want to roll

01:06:12

like some athletics or something like that no i you can have that okay yeah i'm gonna back up and

01:06:19

just roll some pull down the boxes okay uh the next friendly slot uh we'll have

01:06:29

I don't know what to do.

01:06:32

I get ready.

01:06:33

Can I maneuver with my flash stick to get it ready?

01:06:38

I mean, you could fire your flash stick if you're not moving.

01:06:42

All right.

01:06:43

I'll fire it.

01:06:45

Everyone, close your eyes.

01:06:47

Flash stick.

01:06:48

Flash.

01:06:49

I think it's a roll, right?

01:06:51

Yeah, I have it on the top of it.

01:06:54

Okay.

01:07:00

check succeeded

01:07:02

you blind

01:07:06

you blind

01:07:08

the

01:07:10

the wampa

01:07:10

and he starts

01:07:13

moving around

01:07:14

now he is flailing

01:07:17

and making

01:07:19

loud noises

01:07:22

but

01:07:22

it seems that he can't see now

01:07:26

uh that brings it up to pale why don't you try something

01:07:33

aren't you guys the animal wranglers he's blind now i did it can you wrestle a wapa

01:07:39

so i'm i'm stuck in a predicament where i don't really want to get physical and get close to it

01:07:46

but also uh now is the time to strike um can i do maybe a perception check to find some

01:07:52

netting or something to potentially

01:07:57

hinder the wampus.

01:07:59

I don't have anything.

01:08:01

Yeah, you could do a perception check.

01:08:04

Okay.

01:08:15

Wait.

01:08:17

All right, succeeded.

01:08:19

You can see...

01:08:38

All right.

01:08:39

You can see that there is on top of, in the ship, like on the side, there is like a net.

01:08:50

It is a big cartoon net that is used for wrangling loose,

01:08:56

like an emergency wrangling loose animals.

01:09:04

I run over there, grab it, and try to throw it on the wampus,

01:09:09

who is kind of thrashing about because they're blind.

01:09:14

And so do a, I guess maybe athletics.

01:09:22

So that's a little much.

01:09:24

You did the perception and a maneuver, so you're over by the netting.

01:09:30

On your next turn, you'll be able to grab it and use it.

01:09:36

All right.

01:09:37

The wampa is flailing wildly.

01:09:43

And let's see.

01:09:59

Alright.

01:10:05

All right, he flails wildly, and he's going to try and hit the closest person to him, which is Kale.

01:10:22

And that is going to be a weapon with a setback for being blind.

01:10:36

Is he, like, engaging?

01:10:40

He's just, he's in a, he's in a, I don't know, like, like, failing.

01:10:47

So he's not engaged.

01:10:48

He's at medium distance from...

01:10:52

But since he's so fast and wild, he can reach the tail.

01:11:04

But he misses.

01:11:08

He does have an advantage where he knocks down.

01:11:15

He knocks tail down.

01:11:18

So his next role would be a setback.

01:11:22

So it's prone.

01:11:25

Kale is, yes.

01:11:26

Yeah, okay.

01:11:28

All right.

01:11:30

And then we're back up at the top.

01:11:36

Okay.

01:11:38

I'm going to fall down from the vents.

01:11:45

Okay.

01:11:46

And I would like to pull out, as it's been established before, that I have treats in my pocket.

01:11:53

You do have treats. We did establish that.

01:11:56

Yes, so I'd like to pull him out to try to get him to smell it to be able to come towards me.

01:12:03

Okay.

01:12:03

So I can try to calm him down a little bit.

01:12:06

All right, roll a leadership.

01:12:08

and the leadership will be against the Wampas.

01:12:31

Discipline.

01:12:32

So his discipline is zero.

01:12:35

So it'd actually be an easy check.

01:12:37

So one difficulty.

01:12:39

I've only got one ability, and I failed.

01:12:44

Okay, a threat.

01:12:47

He does, he smells the food,

01:12:52

and now he knows where you are,

01:12:57

and he wants the food, the treats.

01:13:00

Good, good.

01:13:00

But can I position myself between him and Clyde and Uli so they don't shock him even more?

01:13:14

Okay.

01:13:15

So I'm going to move you this way.

01:13:19

Okay.

01:13:19

And you're over there.

01:13:20

Okay.

01:13:23

The next is a friendly slot.

01:13:25

Any one of you can take it.

01:13:28

Okay.

01:13:30

maybe

01:13:32

um

01:13:33

Kale should take it since he's close to the net

01:13:36

yeah you got the net

01:13:38

you got the net

01:13:40

try to throw it on top

01:13:41

of the wampa

01:13:43

alright so roll it

01:13:45

it's going to be two difficulty

01:13:49

um

01:13:50

and one setback

01:13:52

and I guess it would be athletics

01:13:53

unless you have a different suggestion

01:13:56

that probably I think that maybe

01:13:58

makes the most sense.

01:14:00

Okay.

01:14:01

You said one setback and one...

01:14:04

It'll be two purple and one black.

01:14:07

Gotcha.

01:14:14

All right, check succeeded.

01:14:15

You throw the net over the wampa,

01:14:20

he's going to be seriously hindered for...

01:14:24

So I'd say that's two setbacks

01:14:26

if he tries to attack the end.

01:14:29

okay

01:14:31

uh next next friendly

01:14:35

you got anything

01:14:36

Clyde I can flash him

01:14:37

again

01:14:41

if you do that I'm in the way

01:14:44

I can flash him and

01:14:46

uh Taz

01:14:48

apparently

01:14:51

what do you

01:14:52

got

01:14:53

I got a gun

01:14:57

oh

01:14:57

I take a look around and see if there's any other non-lethal weapons like a rabies pole or something

01:15:04

what do you call it a rabies pole that's what they call those big ones that they use for dogs

01:15:08

like around their necks let's call the rabies pole oh yeah they're called rabies pole oh

01:15:17

yeah you can do a perception to see okay just everything normal yeah

01:15:26

I see nothing.

01:15:28

I am panicking.

01:15:30

Ah! Ah! Ah!

01:15:34

Alright, yeah.

01:15:34

You don't find anything.

01:15:37

Unfortunately, there's no rabies pull on here.

01:15:39

The net was it.

01:15:43

Uh, alright.

01:15:44

Well, you guys got this handled?

01:15:47

She's asking for her pile of boxes.

01:15:50

Yes, I do.

01:15:52

Do you want me to flash him again?

01:15:54

No!

01:15:56

perhaps you should tell him

01:15:58

give him a different suggestion

01:16:01

just stay

01:16:02

you want me to hit him with my stick

01:16:05

I think

01:16:06

this flash stick can work as a stick

01:16:07

stay back behind me

01:16:10

and if it's

01:16:12

absolutely necessary

01:16:13

if I fail my next

01:16:16

roll then yes you can flash

01:16:17

him again I'm going to hit him

01:16:20

with my stick

01:16:21

yeah can you use your stick for melee

01:16:23

yeah stick for melee right

01:16:27

Yeah, you can use a melee.

01:16:28

You have to walk closer to him.

01:16:31

All right, well, I'm going to get ready

01:16:32

to walk closer like a maneuver.

01:16:34

Okay.

01:16:35

Like it's like this is a tough...

01:16:39

Yeah, exactly.

01:16:40

All right.

01:16:42

So then it's easy.

01:16:47

All right, so what am I rolling?

01:16:48

Melee?

01:16:49

Melee, one purple.

01:16:55

Sorry, I can't remember how to get this thing.

01:17:11

Threats.

01:17:12

Melee!

01:17:14

Yeah, you go to hit him, and you miss,

01:17:19

and as a threat, he knocks you on your bottom as well.

01:17:25

I didn't get a threat

01:17:28

oh am I looking at the wrong one then

01:17:30

oh Uli had a threat

01:17:32

oh you succeeded oh yeah

01:17:33

you popped him

01:17:36

wait no I'm gonna use

01:17:38

force protection

01:17:41

uh

01:17:42

okay

01:17:43

in order to do that let me look at

01:17:46

the sheet

01:17:53

um

01:17:54

You don't have force protection.

01:17:56

You have heal harm.

01:17:59

No.

01:18:00

What are my talents?

01:18:05

Let me look at your talents.

01:18:12

Passive.

01:18:15

Perform the force protection maneuver.

01:18:18

Suffer one string and commit.

01:18:21

White dies up to ranks of force protection.

01:18:26

Increase soak by number of until beginning of next turn.

01:18:33

Suffer one strain for every...

01:18:35

All right, so then you have to roll a force dice.

01:18:49

I didn't get it.

01:18:50

Okay.

01:18:51

you can spend

01:18:54

black dice

01:18:55

but it's a

01:18:58

it's a strain

01:18:59

and I think there's something else that happens

01:19:01

if you try to spend black dice

01:19:04

oh it costs

01:19:06

it costs a light side point

01:19:09

oh do we need to roll

01:19:11

for light side dark side

01:19:12

yeah we never really did that

01:19:25

you should see a button

01:19:26

Matt in the chat

01:19:28

for destiny pool

01:19:30

click your roll

01:19:34

where did all those come from

01:19:37

ok

01:19:39

we have

01:19:40

6 dark side points

01:19:48

so can I flip a light side

01:19:53

flip a light side

01:19:55

take a strain

01:19:58

and

01:20:01

they

01:20:05

the

01:20:06

lampa's soak will increase

01:20:09

by one until the end of the turn

01:20:13

and who are you protecting the wampa okay so uh how does this how does this happen

01:20:22

narratively so like i see clyde going in with the stick to hit him i kind of like i hold my

01:20:31

hand up and i kind of like put a barrier up there so he hits the barrier instead of the wampa okay

01:20:41

So he misses then.

01:20:45

Okay.

01:20:48

Really?

01:20:49

Really, Taz?

01:20:50

Really?

01:20:51

Creature's going crazy.

01:20:54

Yes, I told you not to hurt it.

01:20:57

Well, he's going crazy.

01:20:58

He's going to hurt one of us.

01:20:58

And I told you not to hurt it.

01:21:00

All right, too bad.

01:21:02

All right.

01:21:04

On the Wampus turn,

01:21:06

It does have the net, so it has two setbacks, but it is, since Clyde is now within reach, attack Clyde.

01:21:19

Using its claws, two setbacks.

01:21:29

It does three, where did Clyde go?

01:21:35

He's behind me.

01:21:36

Oh.

01:21:38

He's trying to hide behind me.

01:21:40

Okay.

01:21:42

That will make...

01:21:44

There's two soak.

01:21:46

Eleven.

01:21:51

It's three damage to Clyde.

01:22:01

Okay.

01:22:01

So Clyde takes three damage from the Wailing of the Wand.

01:22:05

That's like the most least successful role I've ever rolled.

01:22:10

Like, I succeeded, I'm three damaged.

01:22:14

Yeah.

01:22:17

Okay, back to the top.

01:22:22

I'm going to claim the top one again to try to calm him down.

01:22:27

Okay.

01:22:28

How?

01:22:33

Well, he smelled the food before, right?

01:22:36

yeah.

01:22:37

Alright, when does he gain his sight

01:22:40

back?

01:22:42

That's a good question.

01:22:43

Does it say in your weapon?

01:22:53

Temporarily

01:22:54

blinding.

01:22:56

I'm going to say his sight is starting to come

01:22:58

back.

01:23:00

Alright.

01:23:02

I'm going to position myself between

01:23:04

him and Klaun.

01:23:07

Oh, don't worry. I'm backing up and I'm running away at this point.

01:23:10

I was just trying to be heroic for one hot second and now I've learned my lesson.

01:23:15

And hold the food out.

01:23:19

Okay.

01:23:23

Just use like a common voice and just, hey, it's okay.

01:23:28

I know we impeded on your, not property, but on your house.

01:23:38

Okay.

01:23:39

The wampa is starting to show signs of fatigue.

01:23:44

It slowly starts moving towards you and the food.

01:23:50

Yeah, because I'm sure there's not a lot of food on this chef.

01:23:55

And he drank all the water.

01:23:56

And he drank?

01:23:58

At least the toilet water.

01:24:00

Yeah.

01:24:01

So yes, I would like to hold out the food for him

01:24:03

to try to

01:24:07

further walk, but I calmed out.

01:24:09

Okay.

01:24:12

Then we go to

01:24:13

the next person.

01:24:22

Fantastic.

01:24:23

Okay, go ahead.

01:24:23

Yeah, you go ahead.

01:24:24

No, I was just going to grab Clyde.

01:24:26

So go ahead.

01:24:31

I try to maybe

01:24:33

I say

01:24:34

maybe confer with

01:24:38

Taz on

01:24:39

potentially

01:24:41

putting this creature

01:24:43

in a sleeper hole

01:24:44

somewhere between trying to stun it

01:24:47

so that we can

01:24:50

you know pacify

01:24:51

it for a period of time

01:24:53

well I look at

01:24:55

Kale knowing that Kale is like

01:24:57

wrangled animals before, like

01:24:59

find a cage.

01:25:01

Open up a container

01:25:03

for him

01:25:05

to go into.

01:25:07

Okay, so

01:25:09

I'll do another perception check to try

01:25:11

to find a suitable

01:25:13

container for

01:25:15

the wampa.

01:25:16

Okay.

01:25:21

Um.

01:25:30

okay uh yeah you see you see in the back uh there there are there is a cage uh and the door

01:25:38

is wide open almost as if the wampa had been in there originally

01:25:46

okay is that for me

01:25:51

I guess the perception would be your action.

01:25:54

You can do a maneuver.

01:25:58

Can I maneuver towards the cage to try to maybe guide the rest of the team?

01:26:09

Or maybe I call out to the rest of the team,

01:26:12

hey, I think there's a cage over here that we can use for this creature.

01:26:18

Yeah, everybody hears you.

01:26:21

Okay.

01:26:21

All right.

01:26:22

Perfect.

01:26:22

Let's get him into the cage.

01:26:32

Okay.

01:26:34

Okay.

01:26:34

Then next friendly slot.

01:26:37

I'm going to take it.

01:26:38

I'm going to see Clyde go down,

01:26:40

and I'm going to jump off of my box pile

01:26:44

and just kind of, like, grab.

01:26:46

I don't know how out of it he is.

01:26:48

but I'm just going to kind of grab him around the race and like pull him back

01:26:51

behind the,

01:26:53

uh,

01:26:53

Oh,

01:26:53

I'm sure I got three damage.

01:26:56

Uh,

01:26:56

uh,

01:26:57

I'm going to take him and like kind of just drag him back out behind the

01:26:59

boxes so that there's a clear path between,

01:27:02

uh,

01:27:03

Clyde cat or I'm sorry,

01:27:04

kale Taz and the Wampa.

01:27:06

So they can just get him out of there.

01:27:09

I've been Wampa stopped.

01:27:13

Oh,

01:27:16

yeah.

01:27:16

So I just want to like jump and grab him and pull him back.

01:27:20

Okay.

01:27:21

You're my hero.

01:27:22

No.

01:27:23

Thanks.

01:27:24

Do you need like an,

01:27:25

is that an athletics or anything or is that just a maneuver?

01:27:29

I think,

01:27:29

I think,

01:27:31

I think you can do that.

01:27:32

Okay.

01:27:33

Yeah.

01:27:33

Yeah.

01:27:33

I'm just going to drag him back to be behind my boxes.

01:27:36

My safety.

01:27:38

And then I guess Clyde,

01:27:40

what do you do?

01:27:41

You just be dragged?

01:27:42

I'd be dragged.

01:27:45

I'm shook right now, man.

01:27:47

I got Wampa stomped.

01:27:49

Okay, you got Wampa stomped.

01:27:54

The Wampa is starting to relent.

01:28:02

I guess you're holding out food over here in this direction, right, Taz?

01:28:06

Yeah.

01:28:12

And Kale is down this way.

01:28:15

He's starting to, he moves towards you.

01:28:18

And now he's like right on top of you.

01:28:23

All right.

01:28:25

Well, if it's my, well.

01:28:27

Yeah, it's your turn.

01:28:28

Yeah.

01:28:29

Okay.

01:28:30

I would like to kind of like, I'm going to like link by the containers,

01:28:35

which I don't, it's not exactly accurate,

01:28:38

but like which container is the cage?

01:28:42

It's in the, it's in the back.

01:29:13

Yeah, he starts to follow you back towards the cage.

01:29:22

And I imagine you are also helping Kale.

01:29:30

I tell Kale, get on top of the cage once he's in, close it really quick.

01:29:36

So I let Taz kind of do most of the work, kind of trying to stay a little bit hidden.

01:29:43

So he's focusing on the food.

01:29:50

Okay.

01:29:51

Yeah.

01:29:52

All right.

01:29:53

Yeah, so you're a little bit hidden, and you're getting over by the cage.

01:29:59

You are ready for when the wampa gets closer and closer to the cage.

01:30:09

Uli and Clyde, anything interesting?

01:30:16

Oh, I think I'm dying.

01:30:18

Uli, I'm going to die.

01:30:19

You're not going to die.

01:30:21

It's just a threat.

01:30:22

You're going to be fine.

01:30:24

I'm sure they've got some, like, stim pack or something around here.

01:30:27

I need a stim pack.

01:30:29

I'm going to die.

01:30:30

Can I do a perception check to see if there's any, like, first aid kit?

01:30:35

Yeah.

01:30:42

uh okay yeah you find you find a first aid kit inside is a stim pack okay can i just give that to

01:30:51

to clive yeah or else he will not stop whining yeah

01:30:58

honestly you're you're making more noise than the wampa at this point

01:31:31

Yeah.

01:31:35

Heals five wounds.

01:31:40

Yeah, you're completely healed now.

01:31:42

All right, no more damage.

01:31:44

Yeah.

01:31:44

Okay, so I'm just going to delete this sim pack.

01:31:47

Yeah.

01:31:48

All right.

01:31:51

And that brings us to...

01:31:55

Does that bring us to the Wampa?

01:31:57

Yeah, because you guys did two.

01:31:58

Yeah.

01:32:00

I looked and I healed.

01:32:02

Yeah, the wampa is maneuvering towards the food and towards the cage.

01:32:09

Taz, you have the food.

01:32:10

What are you doing with it?

01:32:11

I'm just going to take like a big handful and throw it into the cage.

01:32:15

All right, he follows it.

01:32:16

He's in the cage now.

01:32:18

All right.

01:32:19

Kale, can you close the cage?

01:32:24

Shut that thing tight and secure.

01:32:31

All right.

01:32:32

Now he's in jail.

01:32:33

All right.

01:32:34

I would like to run back to where Clyde is and offer services to heal him.

01:32:48

I've already been healed.

01:32:50

A real friend.

01:32:52

I didn't know that.

01:32:53

I was coming back to offer to heal you.

01:32:57

Like I saw you take the hit.

01:32:58

Like that was my first thought after we got the Wampa.

01:33:01

Oh, your first thought.

01:33:02

Taking care of to come back and try to heal you.

01:33:05

I don't think I didn't notice that force protection thing you did right at the last second.

01:33:09

That really hurt.

01:33:11

That's not what hurt you, the Wampa is.

01:33:15

But I came back to try to heal you from getting hit.

01:33:19

Little too late.

01:33:21

Well, yes, I didn't know that.

01:33:22

I'm glad to know you're okay.

01:33:25

And I'm sorry that I did that.

01:33:28

Okay.

01:33:29

You don't sound very sorry.

01:33:31

Yeah.

01:33:32

I'm sorry.

01:33:34

It's not like a fake sorry I've ever heard.

01:33:37

I'm sorry you feel that way.

01:33:39

Look, I'm glad we're all on the same terms, but we've got a much bigger issue.

01:33:45

We've got a wampa.

01:33:49

Why is there a wampa on board?

01:33:50

I don't know

01:33:54

Must have been

01:33:56

Being transferred somewhere

01:33:58

I thought you were the zoo expert

01:33:59

Is this not its native habitat?

01:34:02

This is definitely not its native habitat

01:34:05

Wow

01:34:05

Nobody's native habitat

01:34:07

No creature's native habitat is a ship

01:34:11

That's not entirely true

01:34:13

What about ship rats?

01:34:15

Exactly

01:34:16

Ship wampas

01:34:17

You see that

01:34:19

Thanks God

01:34:23

What about ship rats?

01:34:25

And you see that a plaque is on the cage.

01:34:30

It says Wampa, and it says, in quotes, brisket.

01:34:39

Brisket.

01:34:41

I wonder if that's what we should feed him.

01:34:43

Does anyone got any brisket?

01:34:46

Or turn him into.

01:34:50

No, after I tried to heal, after I found out that Clive is fine, I go back to check on the wampa.

01:35:03

And I see the sign saying brisket.

01:35:06

Say brisket.

01:35:10

And I see his ears perk up.

01:35:13

Yeah.

01:35:15

Yeah, it responds to you saying brisket.

01:35:18

brisket is is that your name brisket is that your purpose

01:35:28

because did we get any food for this trip because i don't think we did

01:35:31

i mean besides i mean you did but you gave it all to brisket

01:35:36

i didn't give any no i don't i had treats in my pocket okay

01:35:44

yes he says

01:35:46

brisket is my name

01:35:48

what?

01:35:49

he can talk

01:35:52

he doesn't smoke cigarettes too

01:35:56

Amadeus?

01:35:59

I can sing

01:36:03

well

01:36:06

no he can't talk

01:36:07

but it is his name

01:36:11

I'll reach into my pot

01:36:13

and grab a couple more treats out

01:36:15

and I call them out in my hand

01:36:18

and eat stuff

01:36:19

now Taz don't be giving it

01:36:21

too many treats

01:36:23

no just I just

01:36:25

hey I know you're my boss

01:36:27

and everything but let me handle the animals

01:36:30

okay

01:36:32

you wrangle them

01:36:35

I don't mangle them

01:36:39

that's my life motto there

01:36:41

look I think it's great that we've got

01:36:43

now a ship Wampa

01:36:45

but have you guys noticed that we've stopped moving

01:36:49

how's the rest of the ship's functions

01:36:50

everything good

01:36:52

no I didn't notice that

01:36:55

yeah let me go to the front

01:36:56

and see kind of where we're at from a

01:37:00

status

01:37:01

perspective

01:37:02

I kind of make my way to the front of the ship

01:37:08

Yeah, and then you take a look at the speedometer, and it is reading zero.

01:37:14

You guys are not moving.

01:37:16

And you're getting a check engine light.

01:37:19

Oh, no.

01:37:21

A yellow one?

01:37:24

Yes, and it's flashing.

01:37:26

Oh, that's the worst.

01:37:28

When it's flashing, I mean, if it's consistent, but if it's flashing, that means it's serious.

01:37:33

Serious.

01:37:34

You guys got, the Wampa ate your ship.

01:37:37

We just got a coolant wrapper put in there, right?

01:37:41

We need another hydro hyper coupling.

01:37:45

Is that what happened to the first one?

01:37:51

The Wampa ate it?

01:37:54

How are we going to get one in the middle of space?

01:37:56

All we got to do is go into the vents and find out what the Wampa ate and fix it, right?

01:38:03

Yeah.

01:38:04

Alright, do you want to get up there?

01:38:06

Taz, you've been in the vents before

01:38:08

It seems like your territory

01:38:10

Oh no, I'm focused on

01:38:12

brisket now

01:38:14

Oh my god, that animal is gonna be

01:38:16

the death of us all

01:38:18

It's probably got space radius

01:38:21

But it's

01:38:22

But she's not

01:38:24

She's fine now

01:38:25

It bit me

01:38:26

Yeah, after being flashed twice

01:38:28

Or once

01:38:30

It needed to be flashed

01:38:31

It was going crazy.

01:38:32

It would have got to eat us.

01:38:36

You don't do that.

01:38:38

Okay.

01:38:38

Uli's going to kind of pop into one of the vents, you know,

01:38:41

try to jump up into the vents.

01:38:43

Okay.

01:38:44

Should I do athletics?

01:38:47

Yeah, do athletics.

01:38:49

Roll.

01:38:49

It's easy because the vents have, yeah, just echo.

01:38:53

It's easy because he made the vents bigger by crawling through them already.

01:38:57

It's easy because.

01:38:58

Someone already crawled through them once.

01:38:59

We've been up there twice.

01:39:00

It has left notes behind.

01:39:02

Don't go this way.

01:39:02

Don't go that way.

01:39:04

There's a big chalk, arrows, and like X's.

01:39:09

It's like Charlie and it's always sunny.

01:39:15

Yeah.

01:39:16

Yeah.

01:39:16

You're able to find, you know, the wires he was munching on.

01:39:22

And to be honest, you can't blame them.

01:39:25

They look delicious.

01:39:27

I mean, they really shouldn't make them this like rainbow gloss color.

01:39:31

Is this the second

01:39:34

campaign we did with

01:39:36

Tasty Wires?

01:39:37

Nod Wires, yeah.

01:39:41

Oh, yeah.

01:39:44

Brisket really did a number up here, guys.

01:39:46

There's wires chomped

01:39:48

all over the place.

01:39:51

Can you fix it?

01:39:53

I don't even know

01:39:54

what I'm looking at.

01:39:55

I'm pretty sure they're color-coordinated, right?

01:39:59

Do you know what they are?

01:40:01

No.

01:40:03

Can you find somebody who does?

01:40:06

Me?

01:40:06

No, I'm focused on brisket right now.

01:40:09

You guys both have, let's see, do you have any computers?

01:40:12

No.

01:40:14

You do have, no, you guys both have, nobody has computers.

01:40:22

Nobody does computers.

01:40:24

Nobody does computers or mechanics in this fucking space sci-fi book.

01:40:28

It sounds like you need a tinkerer.

01:40:32

Shut up.

01:40:35

Do you think we could get other Kale back?

01:40:37

Do you think we could get him out here?

01:40:39

Not that far.

01:40:40

Other Kale.

01:40:42

I'm sure one of you has his phone number.

01:40:45

We're not that far.

01:40:46

Can't you guys use your fancy little comm links?

01:40:53

Kale!

01:40:56

So, I guess, so, Cale, you gave the phone number to them to call Cal?

01:41:03

I did.

01:41:05

Are you going to call him?

01:41:07

Guys, here's his number.

01:41:10

Can you guys call?

01:41:10

I don't have one of those com links.

01:41:12

He doesn't like me, so I'm not going to do it.

01:41:16

Don't tell him.

01:41:16

Do not tell him that Taz is here.

01:41:19

Just keep it between us three.

01:41:21

Actually, tell him I got eaten by a wampa.

01:41:24

He would love that.

01:41:26

He might really love that, yeah.

01:41:28

Actually, let's start off with that.

01:41:32

Yes.

01:41:32

All right.

01:41:33

I agree.

01:41:34

Uli sticks her hand on the vent and makes a motion to Clyde.

01:41:40

Give me the compliment.

01:41:42

Here you go.

01:41:44

I'm going to go back to my book and my magazines.

01:41:46

She's going to give Cal a little ring.

01:41:50

Jingle, jingle.

01:41:53

Cal go

01:41:55

Hey hey Cal this is

01:41:57

Uli I don't know if we met earlier I was

01:41:59

with the Panini Queens

01:42:01

Ah yes the

01:42:03

Panini Queens yeah so we've

01:42:05

had a really rough start

01:42:06

You know that Panini wasn't very good

01:42:09

Yeah it's like yeah I know

01:42:10

It's really weird hey listen

01:42:12

Taz died

01:42:14

eaten by a wampa but before he died

01:42:16

the wampa chained

01:42:17

Are you kidding me he's dead?

01:42:20

Yeah, yeah.

01:42:22

That is the best news I've gotten all day.

01:42:24

Oh, I'm glad to brighten up your morning.

01:42:27

Look, it's...

01:42:28

That guy was a real problem.

01:42:31

He really does have some issues.

01:42:34

Look, but before Taz died, unfortunately, his wampa chewed through a bunch of wires on our ship.

01:42:42

And I don't know what I'm looking at here.

01:42:44

Is there any way I could, like, have you come out here and take a look at it or maybe FaceTime you?

01:42:50

and get your opinion on what's going on here.

01:42:54

Yeah, I could maybe talk you through it

01:42:56

if you want to send me the picture or something.

01:43:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:02

Here, let me, and I'm going to take a little picture

01:43:05

or start some sort of video chat or whatever.

01:43:08

All right.

01:43:09

You set down the phone, and I pop out as a little hologram.

01:43:13

And by I, I mean Cal.

01:43:15

We are different people.

01:43:16

Mm-hmm.

01:43:18

Yeah, so.

01:43:19

I see your problem.

01:43:20

Your problem's right here.

01:43:22

It's the wire.

01:43:23

It's been chewed.

01:43:25

Yeah, I know.

01:43:26

I know.

01:43:26

It's the bizarrest thing.

01:43:28

You didn't think a wampo could fit in these vents, but here you go.

01:43:31

One wampo, one oomly.

01:43:32

Some kind of pygmy wampo or what?

01:43:36

You know what?

01:43:36

I didn't get a good look at it before.

01:43:39

It really tore Taz to itty-bitty bits, arms and legs everywhere.

01:43:44

It was really, really rough to see.

01:43:46

I really hate to laugh, but it brings me so much joy.

01:43:50

All right.

01:43:51

Make a mechanics check.

01:43:54

And go ahead.

01:43:55

It's going to be normal, so too difficult.

01:44:00

And go ahead and get a boost for Cal.

01:44:06

And for the love of God, succeed.

01:44:13

Fingers crossed, everybody.

01:44:15

Good luck.

01:44:22

I end up like sorting myself out

01:44:25

Alright, yeah, take a strain

01:44:27

Electricity

01:44:28

Yeah, yeah, no, definitely

01:44:30

Oh, that was pretty good

01:44:31

You got close

01:44:33

You're going to have to try again

01:44:35

How about you roll again

01:44:37

And I have explained it better this time

01:44:40

To the point where

01:44:42

You get two boost dies

01:44:44

How about that?

01:44:45

You like that?

01:44:47

Listen, man, I really appreciate it.

01:44:50

I just feel like you will never progress.

01:44:55

We're really going to be stuck here.

01:44:58

Hey!

01:44:58

Hey!

01:45:00

And with that, you put it back together.

01:45:07

You yell out to Kale, you know, turn it.

01:45:10

And it starts up again.

01:45:15

The Pizza Delivery?

01:45:18

Cal!

01:45:18

The Pizza Delivery.

01:45:20

Cal, you're an absolute genius.

01:45:22

I mean, really,

01:45:23

I don't know what you're doing

01:45:24

at the Jedi Temple,

01:45:25

but they're not paying you enough.

01:45:27

I've...

01:45:28

I've got a couple felonies

01:45:30

that not a lot of people will hire me.

01:45:32

Cal, let me tell you something.

01:45:33

If I ever get back to Coruscant

01:45:35

and I ever need a mechanic,

01:45:38

I'm gonna recommend you to everybody I know.

01:45:40

Wow.

01:45:41

That's very kind of you,

01:45:42

but I have a feeling

01:45:43

you're not gonna get back to Coruscant,

01:45:45

for a very long time.

01:45:47

Cal, do you know something I don't know?

01:45:50

No.

01:45:51

Okay.

01:45:51

Just a hunch.

01:45:53

Okay.

01:45:54

Well, you know what?

01:45:55

I hate to say it,

01:45:56

but you've been right on the money each time.

01:46:00

Well, take care.

01:46:02

Good luck to me, I guess.

01:46:09

She's going to hand the con link back to Cal.

01:46:15

all right i think we're good to go

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