- Crew of the Kahuna

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Twilight of the Order, Episode 1.

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Unraveling, war rages unchecked across countless systems,

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shattering alliances and drowning entire worlds in fire.

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The Republic, once a beacon of stability, fractures under the weight of conflict and emerging corruption.

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The Jedi Order, spread thin, struggles to maintain peace in a galaxy spiraling into chaos.

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An impassable war zone known as the Dead Meridian divides the galaxy.

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Here the front lines have dissolved into lawless territories ruled by warlords, deserters,

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and shadowy powers beyond the Republic's reach.

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Passage through the region is perilous, with entire fleets vanishing without a trace.

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Yet, even in the shadow of galactic collapse, fate steers the lives of unlikely individuals.

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Clyde Zetterborn, a seeker of lost knowledge, driven by curiosity as much as purpose.

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Kitaz Tortenato, a protector with a heart as large as his fist, loyal but dangerously naive.

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Uli Lenara, a sentinel haunted by the weight of past decisions, navigating the line between duty and defiance.

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Their paths will soon converge, drawn into events far greater than themselves,

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where the choices of a few may shape the destiny of many.

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That was great.

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Welcome to Jedi Party, Twilight of the Order.

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I am going to start this off doing something we should never, ever do, and that is immediately split the party.

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So, who wants to go first?

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I'll go first.

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Okay.

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Matt, I'll keep you on, but I am going to deafen Bridget and Boo.

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Fuck you.

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We can still hear you.

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Yeah, those guys suck.

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Brandon, can you hear me?

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No.

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Okay.

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Wait, what?

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I'm so confused now.

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All right.

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So, Taz, is that how you want your name pronounced, Taz?

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Taz, yeah.

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Travis is watching.

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Oh, maybe I should also mute.

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I was so excited when you told me.

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Is he almost done?

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He just started season one.

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Oh, yeah.

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I guess I'm going to.

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Yeah.

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Okay, they're muted.

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All right.

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So, where?

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Oh, yeah.

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You want to be called Taz, right?

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Taz, yeah.

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All right.

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Well, it's not that I want to be called Taz.

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It's kind of like the Mithran Yerodo.

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Yeah.

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It's hard to pronounce in basic.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I could say that.

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Or you could say that.

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I had a hard time pronouncing it in the opening.

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All right.

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So, where would you be spending maybe your everyday, a day in the life of Taz?

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It's typically in the stables of the Jedi Temple on Coruscant.

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Okay.

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That was kind of the job I was assigned to after I didn't really fit in to expand in my force powers as much as they wanted me to.

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Okay.

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So, basically, the stables.

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And, oh, shoot.

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I didn't get you over here.

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Are you in the room you can see the stables?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So, what would you be doing in the stables?

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Like, let's say it's a Monday.

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On a Monday is typically the feeding and cleaning.

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Well, every day is feeding, obviously, but to clean certain animals.

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Okay.

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You're cleaning one of the stables, and off in the distance, you hear a weird rustling and, like, a whistling.

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And I look, just try to kind of pinpoint it.

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And I go, I think I know a pen that's coming from.

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So, I start walking towards that pen.

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Okay.

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Roll a perception.

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Difficulty?

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Difficulty?

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Uh, make it hard.

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So, three difficulty.

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Purple.

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That is not good.

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Four failures?

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Jesus.

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Um, but you have one advantage.

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Um, since you don't know what it is, I'll just say that, uh, you hear something come closer as you come there.

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You turn around and you see, um, a man standing there.

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Uh, a big man.

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Um, yeah, you just have to zoom in.

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And he conks you on the head and throws a sheet over you.

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Um.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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And he's starting to drag you away.

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Do I, am I passed out or?

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You're not passed out.

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Um, but you are completely enveloped in a black cloth.

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And being pulled away.

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So, I'm going to start wrangling or rolling around and yelling and be like, what is going on?

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Quiet, quiet.

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No, tell me what's going on.

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No.

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Can't just sneak up and hit someone in the head.

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And.

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And I just start kicking wildly.

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Try a.

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Um.

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Let's see.

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I guess.

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I don't know.

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I'm trying to think of what you would do to struggle against it.

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It'd be some kind of strength.

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For all.

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Yeah.

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Just, just, just roll, just roll a hard brawl.

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Oh, wow.

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That's cool.

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The dice.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're all dirty.

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All right.

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Uh.

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Oh, this is your old.

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Roll.

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Roll.

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I was like, you rolled the exact same thing.

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Uh.

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Threat.

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You take one strain.

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Um.

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And he drags you outside.

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And you can tell he drags you into a speeder.

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All right.

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You're going.

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You're going mute and deaf.

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Bridget.

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Ah.

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Okay.

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You are now on mute and on deaf.

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Um.

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Um.

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But.

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Uh.

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Uli.

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Yeah.

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Let's say it's a Monday.

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Not necessarily morning or night, but it's the start of her day.

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I don't know when her day starts.

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Um.

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Because I'm thinking maybe she might be a night owl.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Early afternoon is, uh.

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When we get up.

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Okay.

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Uh.

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So what would she be doing?

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What would she be doing?

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Yeah.

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Like.

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All right.

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All right.

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Get ready with me.

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Uli.

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Lenara edition.

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Uh.

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She has a pretty like shitty kind of apartment.

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Uh.

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Where are.

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Are we just in like space right now?

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You are in Coruscant.

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Okay.

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Perfect.

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Uh.

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She has a really kind of just like dingy apartment she has in Coruscant.

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It's a.

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It's a one bedroom.

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Pretty much in the slums.

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Not quite in the part of town where it's like, oh.

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This is super dangerous.

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But it's not nice.

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It's a pretty shitty apartment in a pretty shitty area of town.

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Um.

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She starts her evening.

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Or her day rather.

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Uh.

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By getting up.

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She.

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Uh.

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Doesn't necessarily work for like a particular.

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She has her own essentially private eye agency.

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And by that I mean.

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She does odd jobs and services.

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For those who need it.

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Um.

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Not necessarily like.

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She's not an assassin by any means.

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But if people get killed in what she does.

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You know.

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That sucks.

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Okay.

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Not the end of her day.

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So she probably starts by kind of going through.

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And checking her messages.

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Any sort of like correspondence that she got.

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If there's any new jobs that she's been offered.

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Or if she's.

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Uh.

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You know.

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Something that she started.

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Has kind of.

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You know.

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Got any leads on.

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Um.

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And then from there.

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It's kind of hitting the pavement.

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And following up on leads.

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Following up on things that she's.

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Uh.

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Tasks that she's.

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Kind of given herself.

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So like.

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If there's someone she needs to talk to.

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Or a shop.

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She needs to check out.

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Or a bar.

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She needs to do some.

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Uh.

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Covert.

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Uh.

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That's where she will head off to.

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Uh.

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In the beginning of the night.

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Okay.

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You've.

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The night before.

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Um.

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You got this.

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Um.

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Message.

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That.

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Um.

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Somebody that wants to give you a job.

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They were a little secretive about it.

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They did give you a place to meet.

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Um.

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The next day.

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It's.

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A little bit unusual.

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But not super unusual.

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Given your line of work.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think Uli's used to.

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People maybe not being so forthcoming.

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Of what they need from her.

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Um.

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So she's not used to the.

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She's used to the idea.

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That there's kind of like.

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No name behind.

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Behind it.

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Um.

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But she takes it.

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Kind of.

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With her normal sense of skepticism.

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As she normally does.

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Obviously she's going to come into it.

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Kind of ready and prepared.

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For anything to happen.

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But.

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Uh.

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She's not like.

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Oh.

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This is clearly a trap.

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Or anything.

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Um.

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And.

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As you.

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Uh.

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You start to walk to this meetup.

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Um.

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Roll.

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Uh.

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A.

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Roll a perception.

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A perception.

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Okay.

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And.

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Where is this.

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Does the.

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Thing I got.

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Give any indication.

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Of where the.

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Uh.

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Meetup is.

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Happening.

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It's.

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In.

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It's.

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Not far off.

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Of the beaten path.

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But it is a little bit.

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Off of the beaten path.

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It's an.

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An alley.

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Similar to the one.

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That.

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Uh.

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I did.

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Throw up here.

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Uh.

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But it's not exactly.

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That one.

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Okay.

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But it's kind of just like.

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In the middle of a busy street.

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Yes.

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Except.

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He did.

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Ask you to come into an alley.

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Off of the busy street.

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I see.

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Okay.

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So.

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But it's not like.

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In like a maze.

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It's just a little bit.

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Sure.

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Where.

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Yeah.

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Uh.

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One proficiency.

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One ability.

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Pretty normal.

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Um.

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Well.

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The.

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That.

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That part would be.

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Based on your character sheet.

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Oh yeah.

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Sorry.

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The difficulty would just be too purple.

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Sorry.

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Yeah.

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Too difficulty.

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Cool.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You.

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You.

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You fail to.

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Uh.

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To see anything out of place.

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Mm-hmm.

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Um.

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And you go into the alley.

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It's a bit empty.

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And.

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All of a sudden.

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You hear.

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A speeder.

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Zoom by.

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And screech to a halt.

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Would they.

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Screech a speeder.

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Uh.

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But.

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Whatever.

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It screeches to a halt.

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Um.

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At the T.

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Where the intersection is.

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And you see.

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Um.

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Someone jump out.

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It looks.

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He looks kind of like this.

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And.

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He's got.

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He's armed with a big bag.

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Um.

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That he's attempting to.

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To throw over you.

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Oh.

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So he's trying to get me in the bag.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Uh.

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I think her first reaction is just to like.

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Engage him into like.

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A brawl.

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Like.

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To fight him.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So she's going to raise her fist.

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And try to like.

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Kind of grapple with him.

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And push him out of the.

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Out of the way.

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Okay.

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Um.

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Roll.

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The.

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A brawl.

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Uh.

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Against three.

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Purples.

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Cool.

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A failure with a triumph.

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Okay.

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I guess that just kind of washes out.

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Yeah.

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Um.

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Can I get.

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How would you like to spend?

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I would like to triumph by getting one good punch in.

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But still ultimately failing and getting in the bag.

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When you say that way.

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It sounds like you punched him.

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And then you like got into the bag.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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You got me.

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You start climbing into the bag.

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All right.

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I got you.

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I got it.

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No.

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I.

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I don't know.

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Maybe he's just.

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You know.

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I'm going to get one good punch in.

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But you know.

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He's stronger.

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Or whatever.

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More dexterous.

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And it's still.

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He has a partner.

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That.

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Sneaks up.

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Yeah.

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From behind him.

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And does get the best of you.

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Um.

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And they.

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Throw you.

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Into a speeder.

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And.

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Um.

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Speed away.

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All right.

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You're mute.

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You're going to go on mute.

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And deaf.

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All right.

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Clyde.

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Are you there?

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One second.

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Who is this?

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This is Juggles.

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I mean Clyde.

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Okay.

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Clyde.

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Clyde Ketterborn.

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Zetterborn.

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Oh.

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Zetterborn.

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Oh.

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Z.

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You want to avoid the two K's.

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No.

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I want to avoid the.

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The mispronunciation of my name.

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Okay.

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Sorry.

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Uh.

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It's okay.

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Clyde.

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Let's say it's the start of your work week.

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Um.

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What might you be doing?

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I'm in the library of the Jedi.

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Uh.

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The Jedi Temple.

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Uh.

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You know.

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Sorting things.

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Cleaning things.

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Making sure everything's spruced up.

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And looking nice for the new day.

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Okay.

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So.

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You would say it's.

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Like in the morning.

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Uh.

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Sure.

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Why not?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't matter.

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None of this matters.

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Nihilism.

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Exhausting.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Let's say.

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You are in the library.

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Um.

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You're starting to spiffy up a little bit.

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Um.

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What might be your task for today?

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Um.

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My task is to look busy.

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Uh.

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Make sure my boss doesn't see me.

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Uh.

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Futzing around my favorite sections of the library.

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And uh.

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You know.

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Just trying to.

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You know.

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Just trying to get through the day.

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Really man.

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It's just.

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You know.

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You know.

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Life.

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You see a.

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A book that's.

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Out of place.

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It's sticking out of the shelf.

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Um.

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And it's a very bright red color.

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Which everything else in here is brown.

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But this book is red.

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What the hell is this doing here?

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How did you just have a red book?

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Uh.

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Who could have known?

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You.

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You pick it up.

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And um.

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You open it up.

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And.

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Sure.

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All the pages are blank.

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Fuck.

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All of them?

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Yeah.

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What about the index?

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Uh.

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The index is also blank.

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Table of contents?

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Which.

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Yes.

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The table of contents is blank.

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Suggesting that the rest of the book is also blank.

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This is a mystery.

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Also out of character.

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It's great.

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Because it's a Sherlock Holmes mystery.

00:15:26

Oh.

00:15:27

I see.

00:15:27

I see what you did there.

00:15:28

It's a pun.

00:15:29

No.

00:15:30

Not everything I do.

00:15:32

Okay.

00:15:32

Everything's a pun.

00:15:33

All right.

00:15:34

Um.

00:15:34

Roll a.

00:15:36

I guess it could be a perception or a study or something.

00:15:39

I guess.

00:15:44

I have to remember what our skills here are.

00:15:47

Yeah.

00:15:47

What is.

00:15:48

I don't see study.

00:15:49

I guess.

00:15:50

Knowledge.

00:15:52

Lore.

00:15:53

Maybe.

00:15:53

The hell is it?

00:15:55

Uh.

00:15:57

If you click on skills.

00:15:58

There's.

00:15:59

Towards the bottom.

00:16:00

There's like knowledge skills.

00:16:01

Oh.

00:16:03

There's a line.

00:16:04

Hold on.

00:16:04

Give me a second.

00:16:05

Weird.

00:16:08

That's.

00:16:09

That's new.

00:16:09

Okay.

00:16:10

Uh.

00:16:11

Knowledge.

00:16:11

Uh.

00:16:12

Okay.

00:16:12

Lore.

00:16:13

You said?

00:16:13

Yeah.

00:16:16

You said lore.

00:16:17

Yes.

00:16:18

Anything.

00:16:20

Uh.

00:16:20

Anything.

00:16:20

Any.

00:16:21

Uh.

00:16:21

Modifiers.

00:16:22

No.

00:16:23

Just roll two purple die.

00:16:24

Okay.

00:16:29

Wow.

00:16:30

I didn't learn anything.

00:16:31

Well.

00:16:31

It's empty.

00:16:32

So.

00:16:32

Yeah.

00:16:33

The check.

00:16:34

The check failed.

00:16:35

Um.

00:16:36

Yeah.

00:16:37

It.

00:16:38

It's empty.

00:16:38

Um.

00:16:39

And.

00:16:40

All of a sudden.

00:16:41

Your world is in darkness.

00:16:43

You.

00:16:43

Have.

00:16:44

Had a.

00:16:45

Drape.

00:16:47

You.

00:16:47

You're covered in some kind of cloth.

00:16:50

Ah.

00:16:50

Ah.

00:16:51

What's going on?

00:16:52

Be quiet.

00:16:53

Make this easy.

00:16:54

Hey.

00:16:55

Come on.

00:16:55

I'm just trying to read a book here.

00:16:56

How are you trying to read a book?

00:16:58

It's got no letters in it.

00:16:59

How do you know?

00:17:01

Interesting.

00:17:03

Um.

00:17:05

I ask good questions.

00:17:06

And they start dragging you off.

00:17:08

What?

00:17:09

What's going on?

00:17:11

Hey.

00:17:11

Hey.

00:17:12

Let me go.

00:17:13

Hey.

00:17:13

Hey.

00:17:14

Quiet.

00:17:15

This is a library.

00:17:16

Hey.

00:17:17

Hey.

00:17:18

Let me go.

00:17:18

Hey.

00:17:19

Hey.

00:17:19

You're not Juggles.

00:17:21

I don't have to be.

00:17:23

Okay.

00:17:23

Who knows?

00:17:24

I haven't figured myself out yet.

00:17:25

All right.

00:17:28

Well.

00:17:29

You are then put into a speeder.

00:17:31

Um.

00:17:32

They drag you out of the library.

00:17:34

Into a speeder.

00:17:35

And.

00:17:35

Am I.

00:17:36

Am I like in a sack?

00:17:37

Or do they just have a head.

00:17:38

Like a thing over my head?

00:17:39

No.

00:17:39

It's a sack.

00:17:40

Oh my god.

00:17:41

It's like an old.

00:17:41

Yeah.

00:17:42

Like.

00:17:42

Like.

00:17:42

They just like.

00:17:43

Like.

00:17:44

Just throw me over their shoulders?

00:17:45

Yes.

00:17:46

Like a.

00:17:47

Like a continental soldier.

00:17:48

Oh my god.

00:17:50

These guys are.

00:17:51

Pretty well built.

00:17:52

I have to give them that.

00:17:53

Um.

00:17:55

And yes.

00:17:56

You're thrown.

00:17:56

In the back of a speeder.

00:17:57

Oh my god.

00:17:59

All right.

00:18:01

I'm going to undefin everyone now.

00:18:02

Oh great.

00:18:04

For my humiliation.

00:18:05

Let's make something.

00:18:07

Not a ton.

00:18:08

Oh.

00:18:09

She's watching porn.

00:18:10

No.

00:18:11

Never.

00:18:12

I never would.

00:18:15

That's too much talking for pornography.

00:18:17

But.

00:18:18

I don't know.

00:18:19

I don't know what kind of pornography women watch.

00:18:20

I don't watch.

00:18:23

Andy.

00:18:24

Are you back?

00:18:25

Yes.

00:18:26

Oh.

00:18:27

You can hear.

00:18:27

All right.

00:18:28

Yeah.

00:18:28

I can hear.

00:18:29

All right.

00:18:29

Um.

00:18:31

All right.

00:18:33

Let's.

00:18:36

All right.

00:18:37

You guys have been.

00:18:38

All.

00:18:38

Kidnapped at various times.

00:18:40

And.

00:18:41

You guys were sacked too?

00:18:42

I got sacked.

00:18:44

Wait.

00:18:45

Hold on.

00:18:45

You got sacked?

00:18:45

I got.

00:18:46

Wait.

00:18:47

So don't talk about this just yet.

00:18:49

Hold on.

00:18:49

Hold on.

00:18:50

And you guys.

00:18:50

You guys are taken to a place.

00:18:52

And your sacks are removed.

00:18:53

And.

00:18:54

Um.

00:18:55

You're.

00:18:56

Yeah.

00:18:56

You're in this tiny waiting room.

00:18:59

What the.

00:19:01

What the hell is this?

00:19:03

Who are you?

00:19:04

Who are you?

00:19:07

I'm Taz.

00:19:07

Nice to meet you.

00:19:08

Taz.

00:19:10

You?

00:19:10

Taz.

00:19:11

Taz Tortinato.

00:19:12

Taz Tortinato.

00:19:16

Taz Tortinato.

00:19:16

No.

00:19:17

Definitely not.

00:19:18

All right.

00:19:19

Tortinato.

00:19:20

Tortinato.

00:19:20

Tortinato.

00:19:20

And you?

00:19:20

No.

00:19:22

Not Tortinato.

00:19:23

Are we?

00:19:24

Tortinato.

00:19:25

What'd you say?

00:19:27

Taz Tortinato.

00:19:30

Not you.

00:19:30

The other one.

00:19:31

Where are we?

00:19:32

I don't know.

00:19:36

Where were you taken?

00:19:38

You're in.

00:19:39

You're in a small.

00:19:40

You're in a small room.

00:19:41

Uh.

00:19:42

It's.

00:19:42

You know.

00:19:43

A little bit bigger than your standard prison cell.

00:19:45

Um.

00:19:46

But it is.

00:19:47

A little bit nicer.

00:19:48

Than.

00:19:49

A prison cell.

00:19:49

Um.

00:19:50

And.

00:19:52

Uh.

00:19:53

Yeah.

00:19:54

Uh.

00:19:56

I'm going to stand up.

00:19:57

And try the door.

00:19:58

Okay.

00:20:01

Uh.

00:20:02

The door is locked.

00:20:03

Okay.

00:20:04

I.

00:20:04

Oh.

00:20:04

You didn't even let it roll for it.

00:20:06

I.

00:20:06

I.

00:20:07

It would have been locked regardless.

00:20:08

You're surprised.

00:20:09

You say that.

00:20:10

But it's surprising how many number of people forget to lock the door.

00:20:13

And how often you can just like walk out of things.

00:20:16

I forget to lock the doors all the time.

00:20:18

That's why the animals always get out.

00:20:20

All right.

00:20:22

I'm going to shelve that one for later.

00:20:24

Okay.

00:20:25

Uh.

00:20:28

Is there any like distinguishing markings in the room?

00:20:31

Can I like look around?

00:20:32

Do I need to roll a perception?

00:20:34

Um.

00:20:36

Somebody can roll a perception or maybe a streetwise.

00:20:41

I don't know if anyone's particularly good at streetwise.

00:20:44

I got one streetwise.

00:20:47

No.

00:20:48

Yeah.

00:20:49

I got nothing in streetwise.

00:20:51

Or perception.

00:20:58

Basically blind.

00:20:59

I'm dumb as hell.

00:21:01

We're not saying that anymore.

00:21:03

Uh.

00:21:05

You got any problem with me rolling streetwise?

00:21:07

I don't.

00:21:09

Anyone?

00:21:09

Anyone?

00:21:10

Okay.

00:21:11

Uh.

00:21:12

Too difficulty?

00:21:13

Uh.

00:21:15

Yeah.

00:21:15

Okay.

00:21:16

Oh.

00:21:18

She's still rolling privately.

00:21:19

Oh.

00:21:20

No.

00:21:20

Bridget.

00:21:21

You got to roll publicly.

00:21:22

I don't know how to do that.

00:21:23

Um.

00:21:25

There should be a drop down.

00:21:27

Okay.

00:21:27

Okay.

00:21:27

Okay.

00:21:27

Like the bottom right hand corner.

00:21:28

Like where you type in stuff.

00:21:30

Oh.

00:21:30

I see.

00:21:31

Public roll.

00:21:31

There's.

00:21:32

Yeah.

00:21:32

Change that to public.

00:21:33

All right.

00:21:34

Do you guys see that?

00:21:35

I failed.

00:21:36

I'm telling myself.

00:21:38

Can I make this?

00:21:39

Okay.

00:21:39

Yeah.

00:21:40

You failed.

00:21:40

I'm glad we.

00:21:41

I'm glad we cleared that up.

00:21:42

But you do have one advantage.

00:21:44

Um.

00:21:47

God.

00:21:48

I don't know.

00:21:49

Um.

00:21:50

Can I.

00:21:51

Can I tell that it's like.

00:21:52

Not.

00:21:53

Look.

00:21:53

I take a look around and I kind of realize.

00:21:55

I don't know where I am.

00:21:56

But I can tell.

00:21:57

I'm not in like a prison cell.

00:21:59

And this is like a pretty clean room.

00:22:01

So I'm a little less nervous.

00:22:03

Yeah.

00:22:04

Than I was before.

00:22:04

It doesn't look like a drug den or anything.

00:22:06

You know.

00:22:06

It just looks like a kind of a small waiting room.

00:22:09

Taz pulls over the table to where he's sitting down.

00:22:15

Can I move my character.

00:22:16

Can I move my character.

00:22:16

No.

00:22:17

It's not meant to be.

00:22:19

Um.

00:22:20

Like an actual scene.

00:22:21

But.

00:22:21

Okay.

00:22:21

Um.

00:22:22

I'm trying this out.

00:22:23

We might not use it.

00:22:24

All right.

00:22:24

To where I'm sitting down.

00:22:25

I just put my feet up on the table.

00:22:27

Does that.

00:22:29

That's a classic.

00:22:30

Uh.

00:22:30

Taz turbo maneuver.

00:22:31

Taz Tortonato.

00:22:35

You uh.

00:22:36

You kick over a magazine.

00:22:37

Um.

00:22:39

And it sparks.

00:22:41

And.

00:22:42

It being a book.

00:22:43

Uh.

00:22:44

Gets the attention of Clyde.

00:22:45

Don't it.

00:22:46

It's a magazine.

00:22:48

I did the books.

00:22:49

Well.

00:22:51

I'm glad.

00:22:52

I'm just assuming.

00:22:53

I've been like.

00:22:53

While you guys have been talking.

00:22:54

I've been perusing through these magazines.

00:22:56

You know.

00:22:56

Like.

00:22:57

I kind of like.

00:22:57

Just kind of like.

00:22:58

Yeah.

00:23:00

Uh.

00:23:01

Roll.

00:23:02

Let's see.

00:23:04

I don't know what you have.

00:23:06

Um.

00:23:07

I have Batman 89.

00:23:09

That doesn't help.

00:23:12

Roll.

00:23:15

Education.

00:23:17

Sorry.

00:23:23

They.

00:23:23

They.

00:23:23

They.

00:23:24

It's got an update.

00:23:25

Now it's got a bar.

00:23:25

That I can't.

00:23:26

Like.

00:23:26

Oh.

00:23:26

There it is.

00:23:27

Yeah.

00:23:29

The.

00:23:29

It did update.

00:23:31

All right.

00:23:37

Uh.

00:23:39

Yeah.

00:23:40

You succeed in.

00:23:41

In.

00:23:42

Perusing.

00:23:43

Or having knowledge of these.

00:23:44

Uh.

00:23:45

Pamphlets.

00:23:45

And.

00:23:46

Magazines.

00:23:47

Um.

00:23:47

They.

00:23:48

Strike you as being.

00:23:50

Political.

00:23:50

Um.

00:23:51

That.

00:23:53

It would be the sort of thing.

00:23:55

That.

00:23:55

Uh.

00:23:55

Say.

00:23:56

A politician.

00:23:56

Had.

00:23:57

In their.

00:23:58

Office.

00:23:59

A politician.

00:24:01

Yeah.

00:24:02

Like.

00:24:03

Like.

00:24:03

Like.

00:24:04

Like.

00:24:04

Like.

00:24:04

Um.

00:24:04

I don't know.

00:24:05

Galaxy Weekly.

00:24:06

Yeah.

00:24:07

Galaxy Weekly.

00:24:09

Who's hot.

00:24:10

Who's not.

00:24:11

Vote up.

00:24:12

And vote down.

00:24:12

It's like the worst dentist office I've ever seen.

00:24:16

People.

00:24:17

Uh.

00:24:17

Galaxy People's magazine.

00:24:18

Yeah.

00:24:18

I started looking around for like the highlights magazine one.

00:24:21

No.

00:24:22

These are my magazines.

00:24:22

The one that has like puzzles and.

00:24:24

And stuff I could do.

00:24:26

You can have the children's ones.

00:24:29

That's.

00:24:29

Why are there children's ones in there?

00:24:31

Uh.

00:24:31

There's not.

00:24:32

There's not children's ones.

00:24:34

But there are some that do have um.

00:24:36

Uh.

00:24:37

Puzzles in the back.

00:24:37

Um.

00:24:38

Sort of like the New York Times.

00:24:39

Or something like that.

00:24:40

Like.

00:24:40

Like the children's ones.

00:24:41

Exactly like the children's ones.

00:24:44

But they are.

00:24:45

Um.

00:24:46

Not children's magazines.

00:24:47

Just for board senators.

00:24:49

Yes.

00:24:50

For board senators.

00:24:51

And or their children.

00:24:52

Who cussed.

00:24:53

Are there any mazes.

00:24:54

That I can try to complete?

00:24:56

Uh.

00:24:57

Yes.

00:24:58

You see a maze at the back.

00:24:59

But someone's already done it.

00:25:00

Bitch.

00:25:03

I'm sitting over there with my pen.

00:25:06

Yes.

00:25:06

Yes.

00:25:07

I would have chose two.

00:25:08

While you guys were looking at a door.

00:25:10

I did a map.

00:25:11

Okay.

00:25:14

Well.

00:25:14

Uh.

00:25:15

This is getting us.

00:25:16

Absolutely nowhere.

00:25:17

Uh.

00:25:18

Is there a panel on the wall?

00:25:19

I like that this session.

00:25:21

Uh.

00:25:21

This iteration.

00:25:22

We're all well read.

00:25:23

Right.

00:25:24

Right.

00:25:24

We're all what?

00:25:25

Well read.

00:25:26

Well.

00:25:28

At least literate.

00:25:29

Yes.

00:25:30

Yes.

00:25:31

Okay.

00:25:31

We'll see.

00:25:32

New guys got to understand.

00:25:33

We battled illiteracy in our last season.

00:25:36

So.

00:25:36

Yes.

00:25:38

Which my character could not read.

00:25:39

Maps nor words.

00:25:42

Yes.

00:25:43

And.

00:25:44

Also.

00:25:45

Sometimes pictures you had trouble with.

00:25:47

Yeah.

00:25:47

Yeah.

00:25:47

Yeah.

00:25:47

Yeah.

00:25:47

Yeah.

00:25:48

There's a panel on the wall.

00:25:51

Can I poke it?

00:25:53

You can poke it.

00:25:55

I poke the panel on the wall.

00:25:58

Um.

00:25:59

Not really knowing what I'm doing.

00:26:01

Is it like a.

00:26:07

Like a.

00:26:08

Computer comms panel.

00:26:09

Is that what it is?

00:26:10

Uh.

00:26:12

It's just a panel with buttons.

00:26:14

It's a panel with buttons.

00:26:16

Uh.

00:26:16

There's.

00:26:17

Yeah.

00:26:18

It's a panel with buttons.

00:26:21

Excellent.

00:26:22

Excellent.

00:26:23

This gets us nowhere.

00:26:24

Hey.

00:26:25

There's a panel over here.

00:26:26

Guys.

00:26:27

Wait.

00:26:30

I told you my name.

00:26:32

You guys never told me your names.

00:26:33

Yeah.

00:26:34

We didn't ask.

00:26:35

You yelled your name.

00:26:39

You said who are you people.

00:26:40

Yeah.

00:26:41

I told you I'm.

00:26:42

I'm Taz Tortinato.

00:26:43

All right.

00:26:44

We.

00:26:44

Taz.

00:26:45

Taz Tortilla.

00:26:46

And you.

00:26:47

She points to.

00:26:49

That's not.

00:26:50

That's not my name though.

00:26:52

Presumably the one doing the mazes in the magazine.

00:26:55

You.

00:26:56

Your name.

00:26:56

Oh.

00:26:58

I'm sorry.

00:26:58

I'm eating a.

00:26:59

My character is eating a panini.

00:27:00

He has a pocket.

00:27:01

Um.

00:27:03

My name is Clyde.

00:27:06

I'm a librarian.

00:27:08

And uh.

00:27:09

What.

00:27:09

You got gargled there.

00:27:14

I didn't hear what you said.

00:27:15

What.

00:27:17

Am.

00:27:17

I.

00:27:18

Doing.

00:27:18

Here.

00:27:19

But imagine that louder.

00:27:21

And madder.

00:27:21

And kind of.

00:27:22

I don't know.

00:27:23

What did you do?

00:27:23

Who did you piss off?

00:27:25

I didn't piss off anybody.

00:27:27

I finally.

00:27:27

I got it.

00:27:28

How did you.

00:27:28

How did you get here?

00:27:29

You already pissed me off.

00:27:30

How did you get here?

00:27:32

I was hooded.

00:27:34

Someone sacked me.

00:27:36

Hooded.

00:27:37

What were you doing.

00:27:38

Before you were hooded?

00:27:39

I was.

00:27:40

Working.

00:27:41

Okay.

00:27:43

No.

00:27:45

Hey.

00:27:46

What about you lady?

00:27:47

Yeah.

00:27:47

Lady.

00:27:48

You keep asking all these questions.

00:27:49

Yeah.

00:27:49

Lady.

00:27:50

And I go back to.

00:27:50

Why should I answer you?

00:27:51

I didn't ask you any questions.

00:27:54

You asked me who I am.

00:27:56

And you answered.

00:27:57

I'm asking him questions now.

00:27:58

Yeah.

00:27:58

But you're asking a lot of questions.

00:28:00

Yeah.

00:28:01

I want to get out of here.

00:28:02

Okay.

00:28:03

What's your name?

00:28:06

I love People Magazine.

00:28:08

Uli.

00:28:10

Uli.

00:28:12

Got it.

00:28:13

Yeah.

00:28:13

Uli Lenarin.

00:28:15

Ali Lagarda.

00:28:17

Got it.

00:28:19

Yeah.

00:28:19

That doesn't feel so good.

00:28:20

Does it?

00:28:21

And you see one of the buttons on the panel goes from a neutral white to a green.

00:28:33

I push it.

00:28:34

And you hear a voice.

00:28:38

One minute please.

00:28:39

Why did you turn the button green if it was going to be a minute?

00:28:45

That's the one minute warning.

00:28:47

One minute to what?

00:28:50

Until he's ready to see you.

00:28:54

Until they are ready to see you.

00:28:55

Who is they?

00:28:58

Is the voice on the radio male or female?

00:29:00

Or on the comms?

00:29:02

Is it like a male or a female voice?

00:29:04

It's a female voice.

00:29:05

Secretary.

00:29:07

It is the 70s.

00:29:09

Sometime in the space 70s.

00:29:15

Yes.

00:29:16

Yes.

00:29:18

They are about ready to see you.

00:29:21

I mean.

00:29:23

You think you kind of timed it better.

00:29:24

What were you doing?

00:29:27

Before you got bagged.

00:29:29

Me?

00:29:30

I was feeding the animals and then I got sacked.

00:29:34

As we are going to call it, I guess.

00:29:37

Cool.

00:29:41

Animals?

00:29:42

Yeah.

00:29:43

You work at a zoo?

00:29:45

What were you doing?

00:29:45

No.

00:29:46

Kind of like a zoo.

00:29:51

Yeah.

00:29:52

But it was the pens.

00:29:54

The pens.

00:29:54

The Jedi temple.

00:29:57

So you work at the Jedi temple.

00:29:59

I does.

00:30:00

Yeah.

00:30:01

You do.

00:30:03

I work at the Jedi temple.

00:30:05

You work at the Jedi temple.

00:30:06

Yeah.

00:30:07

Where do you work, Uli?

00:30:08

Not at the Jedi temple.

00:30:10

Well.

00:30:11

Okay.

00:30:12

That answers like part of the question.

00:30:15

Look.

00:30:17

I am a self-employed entrepreneur.

00:30:20

And I was going about my business.

00:30:22

I was.

00:30:23

I got offered a job.

00:30:24

So you live with your parents.

00:30:26

Got it.

00:30:26

No.

00:30:27

Don't live with my parents.

00:30:29

Definitely live in an apartment in Lower Coruscant.

00:30:33

And my neighbors cook really smelly foods.

00:30:38

Oh.

00:30:39

So that level.

00:30:40

Yeah.

00:30:41

That level.

00:30:42

Gotcha.

00:30:43

Like.

00:30:46

Is it raining?

00:30:46

Or is something just dripping level?

00:30:48

Probably dripping.

00:30:52

Could be both.

00:30:53

That's.

00:30:55

Is it underneath the.

00:30:57

The.

00:30:58

The.

00:30:58

The pens.

00:30:59

Because if it's underneath the pens.

00:31:01

At the Jedi temple.

00:31:02

Then.

00:31:03

It's not rain.

00:31:04

Good to keep in mind.

00:31:08

The.

00:31:09

The.

00:31:09

The long minute.

00:31:11

The light turns.

00:31:13

Turns.

00:31:13

Turns blue.

00:31:14

Not poke it.

00:31:16

They are ready to see you now.

00:31:19

Well.

00:31:21

That's great.

00:31:22

But.

00:31:22

The door's locked.

00:31:25

The door.

00:31:27

The door opens.

00:31:29

Oh.

00:31:30

Make a fucking liar out of me.

00:31:32

Huh?

00:31:32

Yes.

00:31:33

Exactly.

00:31:33

All right.

00:31:35

And.

00:31:35

You guys walk in.

00:31:37

Well.

00:31:38

I don't know.

00:31:38

What do you guys do?

00:31:39

If the door opens.

00:31:40

It just opens.

00:31:41

Nobody's coming out at you.

00:31:43

You don't see anything.

00:31:44

Like.

00:31:44

Immediately in the door.

00:31:45

Is it just leading to like.

00:31:47

A hallway?

00:31:48

I.

00:31:50

Leads up into a room.

00:31:51

Okay.

00:31:52

I casually stroll out.

00:31:53

Okay.

00:31:55

Um.

00:31:57

Hands in my pockets.

00:31:58

Okay.

00:32:02

Okay.

00:32:04

I leave as well.

00:32:05

I'm just following along.

00:32:08

Quietly.

00:32:10

Okay.

00:32:12

You guys.

00:32:14

Walk.

00:32:14

Walk into this room.

00:32:15

And.

00:32:16

It seems to be.

00:32:17

Some type of like.

00:32:20

Business lounge.

00:32:22

Or something.

00:32:22

Um.

00:32:25

It's.

00:32:26

Clearly a fancy office.

00:32:28

There's some art on the walls.

00:32:29

Um.

00:32:30

There's some like.

00:32:31

Status symbol type thing.

00:32:32

Like.

00:32:32

Decorations on the walls.

00:32:34

Uh.

00:32:34

There are.

00:32:35

Uh.

00:32:36

There's a business table.

00:32:37

And.

00:32:37

Um.

00:32:38

Leather couches.

00:32:39

And there are.

00:32:40

Three figures.

00:32:41

Um.

00:32:42

In the.

00:32:43

In the room.

00:32:44

And.

00:32:46

Um.

00:32:47

There are.

00:32:49

Two humans.

00:32:50

A female woman.

00:32:54

That she's about.

00:32:54

She's middle age.

00:32:55

She's got.

00:32:56

Uh.

00:32:56

Blonde hair.

00:32:58

Um.

00:32:59

She's in.

00:32:59

Formal.

00:33:00

Um.

00:33:01

Attire.

00:33:02

Not formal.

00:33:03

Like.

00:33:03

Black tie.

00:33:04

But like.

00:33:04

Um.

00:33:07

Just like business clothes.

00:33:08

Um.

00:33:09

There's another man in.

00:33:11

Not quite a uniform.

00:33:12

But.

00:33:13

It's.

00:33:13

It's.

00:33:14

Um.

00:33:15

He has a military background.

00:33:16

And.

00:33:18

Um.

00:33:18

There is.

00:33:20

Uh.

00:33:20

One person.

00:33:21

A Keldor.

00:33:21

Um.

00:33:22

Standing up.

00:33:23

In the room.

00:33:24

I start walking along the walls.

00:33:30

To look at the art.

00:33:31

Pretending to know what art.

00:33:34

What good art is.

00:33:36

Like a true chiss.

00:33:37

Yes.

00:33:38

Yes.

00:33:42

Uh.

00:33:42

I'm gonna kind of.

00:33:43

Walk.

00:33:45

Uh.

00:33:45

In.

00:33:46

And.

00:33:46

You know.

00:33:46

Take a.

00:33:47

Take a quick glance around.

00:33:48

Is there a bar.

00:33:49

Or anything.

00:33:49

Or is this like a.

00:33:51

Yes.

00:33:52

There's a little.

00:33:52

There's a little drink cart.

00:33:54

Cool.

00:33:55

Because it is the 70s.

00:33:56

Nice.

00:33:56

Love it.

00:33:57

The space 70s.

00:33:58

Star Wars.

00:34:01

Mad Men.

00:34:01

Yes.

00:34:02

Yeah.

00:34:05

And.

00:34:06

Sorry.

00:34:10

Go ahead.

00:34:10

I'm just trying to think.

00:34:12

What comes next.

00:34:12

Uh.

00:34:13

The.

00:34:14

The military man.

00:34:17

Uh.

00:34:18

Or.

00:34:19

Let's see.

00:34:22

The.

00:34:22

The woman.

00:34:23

The woman.

00:34:23

Pipes up.

00:34:24

And says.

00:34:25

Well.

00:34:26

Well.

00:34:27

Welcome.

00:34:28

Um.

00:34:28

It seems our guests have arrived.

00:34:31

Who are they?

00:34:34

Oh.

00:34:35

Oh.

00:34:35

Your guests.

00:34:35

Are.

00:34:36

Are they the ones that you.

00:34:37

You threw in a sack.

00:34:38

And.

00:34:38

Kidnapped.

00:34:40

Yes.

00:34:41

Was that.

00:34:42

That's it.

00:34:43

That happened to me.

00:34:45

Yes.

00:34:47

Yes.

00:34:48

It did in fact.

00:34:49

Yes.

00:34:50

It happened to you.

00:34:50

It happened to me.

00:34:51

And it happened to.

00:34:51

I'm sorry.

00:34:52

What was your name again?

00:34:53

Clyde.

00:34:54

It happened to Clyde.

00:34:56

Yes.

00:34:56

We.

00:34:56

We.

00:34:57

We.

00:34:57

We bagged.

00:34:58

We bagged and tagged all of you.

00:34:58

Um.

00:34:59

I.

00:34:59

Really.

00:35:00

This is a serious.

00:35:02

Serious situation.

00:35:04

Sorry about all of the theatrics.

00:35:06

But.

00:35:06

I don't think we could have gotten you guys here.

00:35:08

Any other way.

00:35:09

Wait.

00:35:11

You.

00:35:12

Tagged.

00:35:13

Tagged me?

00:35:13

Tagged.

00:35:15

Well.

00:35:15

I know we got off on the wrong.

00:35:16

Like I do with the.

00:35:18

The animals?

00:35:19

No.

00:35:21

I just meant tag.

00:35:22

Like.

00:35:22

Hit you.

00:35:23

Or.

00:35:23

You know.

00:35:24

Put you into a bag.

00:35:25

It rhymes with bag.

00:35:27

That is a.

00:35:30

Tagged.

00:35:33

Bagged.

00:35:35

Yep.

00:35:35

Yep.

00:35:35

Checks out.

00:35:36

Yes.

00:35:37

The.

00:35:37

The finest.

00:35:38

And.

00:35:40

The man in the robe.

00:35:42

Or.

00:35:43

Not the man.

00:35:44

The Keldor in the robe.

00:35:45

Steps forward and says.

00:35:48

Yes.

00:35:49

Sorry about the theatrics.

00:35:51

This is a very special operation.

00:35:52

That.

00:35:53

We need your help for.

00:35:55

My name is Master Plo Koon.

00:35:58

Wait.

00:36:01

My head snaps around.

00:36:03

To look at him.

00:36:03

I go.

00:36:03

The Plo Koon.

00:36:05

Of the Jedi Council.

00:36:06

Yes.

00:36:07

So.

00:36:07

You may understand.

00:36:08

The gravity.

00:36:09

Of the Jedi Council.

00:36:11

Yes.

00:36:11

The Jedi Council.

00:36:12

That grabs my attention.

00:36:14

And I go.

00:36:14

And I sit down.

00:36:15

One of the leather.

00:36:16

Recliners.

00:36:17

But I pull the table over.

00:36:18

So I can put my feet on it.

00:36:20

Yes.

00:36:22

It's a.

00:36:22

Very uncouth.

00:36:24

Of you.

00:36:24

Mr. Taz.

00:36:25

Well.

00:36:27

You didn't let me change out of my barn clothes.

00:36:29

True.

00:36:31

So.

00:36:33

This is on you.

00:36:34

Uh.

00:36:35

Mr.

00:36:36

Plo Koon.

00:36:37

Of the Jedi.

00:36:38

Of the Jedi Council.

00:36:39

Yes.

00:36:42

Uh.

00:36:45

Uli is a little bit more.

00:36:46

Or I.

00:36:47

I guess.

00:36:47

I am a little bit more comfortable.

00:36:49

Now that I know that it's like a job.

00:36:51

And I'm not just been randomly kidnapped.

00:36:52

I think she's a little bit more comfortable.

00:36:54

So.

00:36:55

Uh.

00:36:55

Can she go to the bar cart.

00:36:56

And pour herself a small drink?

00:36:58

Uh.

00:37:00

Yes.

00:37:00

She can.

00:37:00

She can do that.

00:37:01

All right.

00:37:02

Awesome.

00:37:02

And I'm very uncomfortable.

00:37:05

And can I use the bathroom.

00:37:06

And get out of here.

00:37:07

Is.

00:37:09

This.

00:37:09

Uh.

00:37:10

In character.

00:37:11

Or out of character.

00:37:12

This is in character.

00:37:13

Okay.

00:37:14

I'm just sitting quietly in the back of the room.

00:37:18

Looking for the exit.

00:37:19

Oh no.

00:37:20

Please.

00:37:21

I think you're going to want to hear what we have to say.

00:37:23

Is.

00:37:23

I don't think so.

00:37:24

The man.

00:37:25

The.

00:37:25

The man says.

00:37:26

I've never been sacked before.

00:37:28

And I don't want to be sacked again.

00:37:29

I keep getting sacked.

00:37:31

Well.

00:37:32

If everything goes well.

00:37:32

You won't.

00:37:33

You won't be.

00:37:34

We won't sack you again.

00:37:35

So you want to hire us for something.

00:37:39

A job.

00:37:40

Yes.

00:37:42

Is it in the library?

00:37:43

It's not in the library.

00:37:46

No.

00:37:46

It is not in the library.

00:37:47

Because.

00:37:48

That's where I work.

00:37:49

In the library.

00:37:50

Yes.

00:37:51

We know.

00:37:51

We know all about you.

00:37:52

Clyde Zetterborn.

00:37:54

Oh.

00:37:55

Uli Lenara.

00:37:56

And.

00:37:57

Taz Tornado.

00:37:58

Tornado.

00:38:00

Tornado.

00:38:01

You are not just random.

00:38:02

Bag and tags.

00:38:03

This is all being said by the man.

00:38:04

Um.

00:38:06

Yes.

00:38:07

We.

00:38:07

We got you very specifically for this.

00:38:09

This mission.

00:38:10

What is the mission exactly?

00:38:15

Do I have to agree?

00:38:19

Uh.

00:38:20

Yes.

00:38:21

Um.

00:38:22

Otherwise I guess yes.

00:38:23

We would.

00:38:24

Retag and re-bag you.

00:38:25

But.

00:38:27

No.

00:38:27

This is.

00:38:28

No.

00:38:28

This is a.

00:38:28

Um.

00:38:29

This is a mission.

00:38:30

Um.

00:38:31

And.

00:38:32

The.

00:38:32

And.

00:38:33

Plo Koon cuts him off and says.

00:38:34

Um.

00:38:35

This is highly.

00:38:36

Confidential.

00:38:37

So.

00:38:37

We trust.

00:38:39

That.

00:38:40

This information never leaves.

00:38:41

This room.

00:38:42

Um.

00:38:44

And.

00:38:46

You do not want to make enemies with.

00:38:48

Uh.

00:38:49

The Jedi Order.

00:38:50

No.

00:38:52

I respect the Jedi Order.

00:38:53

I work for them.

00:38:55

In a way.

00:38:57

I took.

00:38:57

I took classes.

00:38:58

Yes.

00:39:01

Uh.

00:39:02

Yeah.

00:39:02

All of you have that in common.

00:39:04

We all took classes?

00:39:06

You.

00:39:07

Are.

00:39:08

What they.

00:39:10

This is back to the man.

00:39:11

You are.

00:39:12

What they.

00:39:13

Uh.

00:39:14

Might call.

00:39:14

Um.

00:39:16

Dropouts.

00:39:19

Um.

00:39:19

I don't think any of you have.

00:39:21

Completed your training.

00:39:22

Or.

00:39:22

None of you have really completed your training.

00:39:25

Um.

00:39:26

Which makes you perfect candidates for this mission.

00:39:28

Uh.

00:39:29

You are.

00:39:29

Will not be bound.

00:39:31

By the same biases that.

00:39:32

The.

00:39:33

Jedi.

00:39:35

Sending a Jedi into this.

00:39:36

Would be.

00:39:37

Um.

00:39:38

But.

00:39:39

Yet.

00:39:39

You are all force sensitive.

00:39:41

Which.

00:39:41

Surely.

00:39:42

Will come in.

00:39:43

In handy.

00:39:45

So.

00:39:45

We're.

00:39:45

Force sensitive.

00:39:46

And expendable.

00:39:47

Yes.

00:39:50

Oh.

00:39:51

Nice.

00:39:52

We're.

00:39:52

Force spendable.

00:39:53

Force spendable.

00:39:54

Yes.

00:39:56

Okay.

00:39:58

Okay.

00:39:59

And.

00:40:01

And the.

00:40:03

Uh.

00:40:03

The woman says.

00:40:04

Listen.

00:40:05

You guys watch.

00:40:06

Listen.

00:40:07

You guys watch the.

00:40:08

All of the holotapes.

00:40:10

You.

00:40:11

You know what's going on out there.

00:40:14

This war has been long.

00:40:16

And hard.

00:40:17

And we're starting to lose.

00:40:19

Starting to lose here.

00:40:21

And.

00:40:22

We need to turn.

00:40:24

The tide of this.

00:40:25

This war.

00:40:27

I think we just have to trust in the force.

00:40:30

A little bit more.

00:40:31

That should turn the tide.

00:40:33

Uh.

00:40:35

Afraid.

00:40:35

That.

00:40:37

It's going to take a little more than that.

00:40:38

Um.

00:40:39

Let me.

00:40:40

Let me.

00:40:42

Show you.

00:40:45

What we're.

00:40:46

A little bit of what we're talking about here.

00:40:48

And.

00:40:49

They hand you a.

00:40:51

Um.

00:40:52

A holopad.

00:40:52

Um.

00:40:54

And.

00:40:54

Uh.

00:40:56

A character.

00:40:57

Or a man.

00:40:58

A balding man.

00:41:00

Uh.

00:41:00

Older.

00:41:01

Uh.

00:41:02

Shows up on.

00:41:02

On the page.

00:41:03

And he starts to speak.

00:41:05

Um.

00:41:07

But.

00:41:07

I'm going to.

00:41:07

Take a break there.

00:41:08

Okay.

00:41:10

Fresh.

00:41:11

So.

00:41:12

You guys are handed this data pad.

00:41:13

And.

00:41:15

Um.

00:41:15

This man.

00:41:18

Comes up on it.

00:41:19

And.

00:41:19

Kind of looks like Uncle Russ.

00:41:20

And.

00:41:22

Uh.

00:41:23

The man in.

00:41:24

The collar.

00:41:25

Um.

00:41:26

Says.

00:41:28

Actually.

00:41:29

Roll a.

00:41:30

Somebody.

00:41:33

Not.

00:41:33

Underground.

00:41:34

Is there something else?

00:41:35

Skulldungary.

00:41:37

No.

00:41:38

Not that.

00:41:39

Maybe.

00:41:41

Like.

00:41:43

Either perception.

00:41:44

Or.

00:41:45

I don't know.

00:41:48

Lore.

00:41:48

Or education.

00:41:49

Or something like that.

00:41:50

A knowledge skill.

00:41:51

That is definitely not.

00:41:54

Baz's.

00:41:55

Uh.

00:41:57

No.

00:41:58

I.

00:41:58

I.

00:41:58

I don't have any.

00:41:59

Uh.

00:42:00

Really good knowledge skills.

00:42:01

So the lore.

00:42:03

I got street wise.

00:42:03

That's about it.

00:42:04

Yeah.

00:42:05

Lore.

00:42:05

Lore would be good.

00:42:06

I failed.

00:42:10

Okay.

00:42:11

Um.

00:42:12

Okay.

00:42:14

Yeah.

00:42:14

You fail.

00:42:15

But you have advantages.

00:42:16

In that.

00:42:17

Uh.

00:42:18

You know that.

00:42:20

This.

00:42:21

This.

00:42:22

The man.

00:42:23

Is dressed in.

00:42:24

Um.

00:42:25

In military attire.

00:42:27

Uh.

00:42:28

You recognize that.

00:42:29

It's military attire.

00:42:31

Specific to.

00:42:32

The intelligence service.

00:42:34

Um.

00:42:35

You recognize.

00:42:37

That.

00:42:38

The woman.

00:42:40

Is wearing.

00:42:40

Um.

00:42:42

A pin.

00:42:43

That suggests.

00:42:44

She's a senator.

00:42:45

And.

00:42:48

Obviously.

00:42:49

You already know.

00:42:50

You already know.

00:42:50

Plo Koon.

00:42:51

Because he introduced himself.

00:42:52

Um.

00:42:54

Oh.

00:42:54

I.

00:42:54

I know all about.

00:42:55

I know all about.

00:42:57

And I know all about pins.

00:42:59

You know a lot about pins.

00:43:01

Oh.

00:43:02

You're a pin collector.

00:43:03

You're a pin guy.

00:43:05

I'm a fashionista.

00:43:08

And.

00:43:10

The.

00:43:11

Uh.

00:43:12

The.

00:43:12

The.

00:43:13

The man says.

00:43:14

This.

00:43:15

This is.

00:43:15

Oh.

00:43:16

I gotta check his name.

00:43:17

It's gonna be burned in my mind soon.

00:43:20

But.

00:43:20

It's not yet.

00:43:21

Uh.

00:43:22

This man is.

00:43:22

Is.

00:43:23

Tiber Solvar.

00:43:24

Uh.

00:43:26

He will be the target.

00:43:28

And.

00:43:29

He is a former.

00:43:31

Well.

00:43:32

Maybe technically.

00:43:33

Still.

00:43:35

A.

00:43:36

Uh.

00:43:36

A.

00:43:36

Republic officer.

00:43:38

That has gone.

00:43:39

Absolutely insane.

00:43:42

Gone.

00:43:43

Gone.

00:43:43

Off the reservation.

00:43:44

So.

00:43:45

Target.

00:43:45

Meaning.

00:43:46

Target.

00:43:49

Meaning.

00:43:50

He's.

00:43:50

More useful to the.

00:43:52

The Republic.

00:43:53

To be dead.

00:43:54

Than alive.

00:43:55

At this point.

00:43:56

Oh my.

00:43:57

I.

00:43:58

I.

00:43:58

I work in the library.

00:44:00

Um.

00:44:02

Why am I being.

00:44:03

Chosen for an assassination.

00:44:04

I take care of animals.

00:44:06

I mean.

00:44:09

This seems kind of up my alley.

00:44:10

So.

00:44:10

I mean.

00:44:10

I get it.

00:44:11

But.

00:44:11

I'm glad someone's on board.

00:44:14

No.

00:44:15

No.

00:44:15

No.

00:44:15

This seems like real run of the mill stuff.

00:44:17

I mean.

00:44:17

Honestly.

00:44:18

And.

00:44:20

Uh.

00:44:20

Plo Koon steps forward.

00:44:21

And he says.

00:44:22

Yes.

00:44:23

You are all.

00:44:24

Former.

00:44:25

Jedi students.

00:44:27

So.

00:44:27

You do have some training.

00:44:29

That will be useful to you.

00:44:31

In this operation.

00:44:32

But.

00:44:33

I think also.

00:44:34

You know.

00:44:34

How important it is.

00:44:35

That the Republic stays.

00:44:37

On the winning side.

00:44:39

Of this war.

00:44:40

Also.

00:44:42

I don't.

00:44:43

I think that.

00:44:44

Perhaps.

00:44:45

You would like to be.

00:44:46

Back in.

00:44:47

The fold.

00:44:48

Of.

00:44:48

The Jedi.

00:44:49

Order.

00:44:50

And I think this is.

00:44:52

This is.

00:44:52

Your opportunity.

00:44:54

To.

00:44:55

Get back in.

00:44:58

To murder.

00:44:59

The murder.

00:45:02

One man.

00:45:03

To save millions.

00:45:04

What if we.

00:45:05

Bring him in alive.

00:45:06

If I politely.

00:45:09

Refused.

00:45:09

And went back.

00:45:10

To my.

00:45:10

My job.

00:45:11

I was going to have.

00:45:13

A panini day.

00:45:14

On lunch.

00:45:14

You may.

00:45:15

You just.

00:45:16

Ate a panini.

00:45:17

You pulled it.

00:45:18

Out of your pocket.

00:45:19

I had a second.

00:45:20

How many paninis.

00:45:22

You got.

00:45:23

It was a.

00:45:24

It was a big day.

00:45:26

In the library.

00:45:28

When you say.

00:45:29

He's gone crazy.

00:45:30

Like.

00:45:31

What do you.

00:45:31

What do you mean.

00:45:32

He's gone crazy.

00:45:32

Crazy.

00:45:33

Oh.

00:45:35

Okay.

00:45:35

Here.

00:45:36

I will just.

00:45:37

Play the video.

00:45:38

He plays the video.

00:45:39

And.

00:45:40

The man's in there.

00:45:41

He says.

00:45:41

I fought for the republic once.

00:45:44

I believed in it.

00:45:45

The rules.

00:45:46

The order.

00:45:47

Order is a lie.

00:45:48

Peace is a leash.

00:45:49

Is a leash.

00:45:50

The republic isn't crumbling.

00:45:52

Because of war.

00:45:53

It's crumbling.

00:45:53

Because it was always hollow.

00:45:55

I saw what lay beneath.

00:45:56

The shining surface.

00:45:57

The corruption.

00:45:58

The weakness.

00:45:58

The endless cycle.

00:45:59

Of betrayal.

00:46:00

Failure.

00:46:01

And I realize.

00:46:01

It is the republic.

00:46:02

That is the illusion.

00:46:03

Not the war.

00:46:05

Not the darkness.

00:46:06

The war is the truth.

00:46:07

The republic is a rotting husk.

00:46:10

A bloated corpse.

00:46:12

Pretending to be alive.

00:46:14

Okay.

00:46:17

And the Jedi.

00:46:18

They're no better.

00:46:19

Puppets of a broken system.

00:46:21

Bound by ancient lies.

00:46:22

They dare call wisdom.

00:46:23

They failed us.

00:46:25

But I have found a way forward.

00:46:27

I have freed my soldiers.

00:46:28

I have freed their minds.

00:46:30

They are no longer pawns of politicians or the force.

00:46:33

They are loyal because they choose to be.

00:46:36

Together we will build something stronger.

00:46:39

Something pure.

00:46:40

A galaxy where order reigns.

00:46:42

And strength is rewarded.

00:46:43

I have freed my soldier.

00:46:45

Not from chains.

00:46:46

But from obedience.

00:46:47

They follow me because they choose to.

00:46:50

Not because they were bred to.

00:46:51

I hear the whispers.

00:46:53

I see the truth.

00:46:54

Do you?

00:46:55

Have you felt the chains slipping from your wrists?

00:46:57

Or are you still blind like the rest of them?

00:47:00

Clinging to the lies of a republic that doesn't deserve your loyalty.

00:47:03

You will see it soon enough.

00:47:05

The republic is already dead.

00:47:07

I am not its destroyer.

00:47:09

I am its reckoning.

00:47:10

Join me or be swept away by the tide.

00:47:12

It makes no difference for me.

00:47:13

To me.

00:47:14

I am the future.

00:47:15

So he's got people under him that follow him?

00:47:20

Yes.

00:47:21

He's crazy, man.

00:47:23

So it's not just one murder to save many.

00:47:26

It's many murders to save many.

00:47:28

We only care about this man.

00:47:33

And we need to get him off of the board.

00:47:35

Tiger, you were so used to the outlaw stuff that you were not expecting us to be like,

00:47:41

I was not.

00:47:41

Morally, this is wrong.

00:47:42

If you can bring him in, then fine.

00:47:49

We will take care of him in whatever way the judicial council sees fit.

00:47:56

But we need him off of the board.

00:47:58

And the woman pipes up and says, we don't need to tell you how corrosive it can be to have someone like this so high up in the republic.

00:48:11

If this got out, this is bad news for all of us and all of our positions.

00:48:24

So how much are you paying?

00:48:25

We, is it money that you want?

00:48:32

Is that what you're offering?

00:48:33

Well, I was offering, we were offering you a step back into the good graces of the Jedi, the Jedi Order.

00:48:41

But if it's simply money you want, we can give you money.

00:48:44

Tough one.

00:48:52

100,000 credits.

00:48:54

Done.

00:48:55

Sold.

00:48:56

I'm in.

00:48:56

Yeah, each.

00:48:59

Sold.

00:49:00

And don't need to explain anymore.

00:49:03

That sounds like a lot.

00:49:04

It is a lot.

00:49:06

Give me the who's.

00:49:07

Give me the who's, the what's, the where's.

00:49:09

Give me those H's.

00:49:11

W's.

00:49:12

I'm good.

00:49:15

Mr. Zetterborn?

00:49:20

I don't.

00:49:21

Where is this going to be again?

00:49:24

Oh yeah.

00:49:26

Good.

00:49:26

Good question.

00:49:27

The man, the man pipes up again.

00:49:31

We need you to get to the dead Meridian.

00:49:39

And then.

00:49:39

What?

00:49:40

The dead Meridian?

00:49:40

The dead Meridian.

00:49:42

The dead Meridian.

00:49:43

He's on the, he's on the other side of the dead Meridian.

00:49:46

The other side.

00:49:47

The other side.

00:49:48

I'm in.

00:49:48

Yes.

00:49:49

You're in?

00:49:50

Yes.

00:49:51

Cool.

00:49:53

What's the dead Meridian?

00:49:54

You understood what.

00:49:55

Yep.

00:49:55

Yep.

00:49:56

I'm in.

00:49:56

Oh, the dead Meridian is the front of this war right now.

00:50:00

Dead Meridian.

00:50:00

Yep.

00:50:00

The front of the war.

00:50:01

Yep.

00:50:01

The no man's land.

00:50:03

Yep.

00:50:04

Dead Meridian.

00:50:05

Definitely.

00:50:05

Yes.

00:50:06

Yes, it is.

00:50:06

Zetterborn, we get it.

00:50:08

You're in.

00:50:08

Dead Meridian.

00:50:12

No man's land.

00:50:14

Yes.

00:50:15

It's a no man's land.

00:50:17

We have, we have a good commander up there.

00:50:19

He can get you through, right through the dead Meridian.

00:50:22

And then you will have to ride your way through a couple of planets and into the jungle.

00:50:28

And you will come upon his, his compound.

00:50:33

Is this planet he, he's on like well researched?

00:50:39

Do we have maps?

00:50:42

We know his approximate whereabouts.

00:50:46

Look, I'm not, I'm not trying to like spit too many details.

00:50:48

You're, you, you totally got me in.

00:50:50

But like, it sounds like the guy gave one crazy speech and now you want him dead.

00:50:55

Is he like, is he doing stuff?

00:50:58

Robbs?

00:51:00

We're, we're talking about a man so high, a high Republic official that has now commanded

00:51:09

a rogue army.

00:51:13

And we need to dip this in the bud before this, uh, this rogue group becomes an army.

00:51:18

Okay.

00:51:20

So he's doing stuff.

00:51:22

Not to mention it's very embarrassing in the, the woman pipes.

00:51:25

Not to mention this is very embarrassing for the Republic itself.

00:51:29

Yeah.

00:51:30

No, I get that.

00:51:31

I get that.

00:51:32

It's embarrassing.

00:51:32

But like, he's gotta be doing something pretty shady.

00:51:36

I think.

00:51:36

Right.

00:51:37

Like, to be honest, we're not sure what he's doing out there.

00:51:42

Gotcha.

00:51:44

Highly volatile element.

00:51:46

Out of your control.

00:51:48

You need us.

00:51:50

Go in there.

00:51:51

Figure it out.

00:51:53

Yes.

00:51:53

If you bring him alive.

00:51:55

Great.

00:51:55

If you bring him dead.

00:51:58

That's also great.

00:51:59

The man says.

00:52:00

But do we have to bring him in dead or can we just kill him?

00:52:04

Yeah.

00:52:05

Like what proof are we talking here?

00:52:07

You need a video or.

00:52:08

Should I cut off his ear?

00:52:10

If you're going to cut off anything, why not just cut off his head?

00:52:15

Yes.

00:52:16

I mean, that's a little graphic.

00:52:17

You can bring in his head.

00:52:19

But an ear?

00:52:20

And Plo Koon steps in and says, okay, we need to be doing the right and just thing.

00:52:27

You will need to listen to yourselves when you're on this journey and figure out how you want to handle this.

00:52:33

We just need him off of the board.

00:52:36

So you will need to figure out how to do that and how to prove this to us.

00:52:44

Yes, bringing his body back would be proof.

00:52:46

Bringing his head back would also be proof.

00:52:48

Bringing him back would also be proof.

00:52:51

It is entirely up to you how you accomplish this mission.

00:52:55

But for the good of the Republic, for the good of the Jedi, this man needs to be stopped.

00:53:01

I mean, it's a long way.

00:53:08

It's a long way to that Meridian.

00:53:10

We can iron out the details, I'm sure.

00:53:14

Yes.

00:53:16

And one thing that I must...

00:53:20

This is the woman talking.

00:53:22

And one thing that you just need to be acutely aware of is that this mission does not exist.

00:53:29

You do not have official cover from the Senate.

00:53:33

Do we have cover from the Jedi Council?

00:53:39

You do not have cover, Plo Koon.

00:53:41

Unfortunately, you will not have cover from the Jedi Council.

00:53:46

We will help you where we can covertly.

00:53:49

But if you end up getting, say, arrested by the Republic, this is not something we're willing to bail you out of.

00:54:01

Is someone going to cover my shift at the library?

00:54:03

That is an excellent question.

00:54:07

That's a good question.

00:54:07

Who's going to take care of the animals while I'm gone?

00:54:10

What animals?

00:54:11

The ones in the pen.

00:54:13

You keep talking about animals.

00:54:14

You keep talking about a library.

00:54:17

That's where I work.

00:54:18

I work in the pens.

00:54:20

I work in the animals.

00:54:23

Yeah.

00:54:24

We...

00:54:25

No, I work in the animals.

00:54:27

Ah!

00:54:28

You work in the library.

00:54:32

Whatever the hell that is.

00:54:34

that the library gets taken care of.

00:54:36

What about the animals?

00:54:38

The animals?

00:54:40

You can't be the only one.

00:54:41

I better not lose any of my PTO over this.

00:54:43

You...

00:54:45

You have to use all of your PTO.

00:54:47

No!

00:54:48

You don't work.

00:54:49

You don't get paid.

00:54:50

I work...

00:54:51

I work...

00:54:51

I...

00:54:52

No.

00:54:52

All right.

00:54:53

100,000 credits is a lot of money.

00:54:55

You could...

00:54:56

Maybe not retire, but you could take a nice vacation.

00:54:58

Yeah, what's...

00:54:59

That doesn't help me if I get fired.

00:55:01

Do I know my yearly salary?

00:55:04

The Jedi's already don't like me.

00:55:05

I know.

00:55:06

You're just giving a stipend.

00:55:07

So, here's the thing.

00:55:10

You...

00:55:11

You...

00:55:12

You're going to need a ship to get to the Dead Meridian and get to...

00:55:19

Hold on.

00:55:19

Let me check this out.

00:55:20

Wait.

00:55:20

I thought you said you had...

00:55:21

To Commander Gorbeck.

00:55:22

You had a ship to get us through the Dead Meridian.

00:55:25

That's not what I said, but if I did, that's not what I meant.

00:55:31

We have a spot...

00:55:34

We have a way to get you across the Dead Meridian.

00:55:36

You have to get to the front.

00:55:38

Meet with Commander...

00:55:39

With Commander Gorbeck, who will help you get across the...

00:55:43

The front.

00:55:45

Well, if that's the case, can we get half the money up front?

00:55:51

I can't afford to buy a ship to get...

00:55:54

Here comes...

00:55:55

Here comes the haggling.

00:55:56

Get working, Andy.

00:55:57

Out of character.

00:55:59

Well, you can't just ride something across the...

00:56:03

The Blood Meridian?

00:56:04

Dead Meridian?

00:56:05

You will need...

00:56:06

You will need to get...

00:56:07

If you buy a...

00:56:09

We're not giving you money to buy a ship.

00:56:12

You will need to covertly procure a ship.

00:56:15

Get a ship.

00:56:16

Got it.

00:56:17

Easy peasy.

00:56:18

Ship...

00:56:18

Ship's come and go.

00:56:19

Will this...

00:56:20

That's what they do.

00:56:21

Grovac give us the ship?

00:56:22

It's literally what they're designed to do.

00:56:24

Commander Gorbeck is at the front.

00:56:27

He is fighting the war.

00:56:29

He does not have time to come back and give you a ship.

00:56:32

Oh, we just got to make it to him.

00:56:34

You need to make it to him, and he will escort you across the Dead Meridian.

00:56:38

Commander Gorbeck.

00:56:40

Okay, okay, okay.

00:56:41

Got it.

00:56:42

Commander Gorbeck.

00:56:42

Got it.

00:56:43

Commander Gorbeck.

00:56:44

No, not Gorbeck.

00:56:45

That's a different commander.

00:56:47

You want to stay clear of him.

00:56:51

We want him dead next.

00:56:52

Mr. Gorbeck, tear down this wall.

00:56:57

Before we go, I would like to go to Plo Koon.

00:57:03

Give him the flush test?

00:57:06

No, I want to ask him to autograph my Force Pike.

00:57:11

I don't think you didn't...

00:57:14

You haven't bought your Force Pike yet.

00:57:16

I did buy it.

00:57:17

From where?

00:57:18

I had the money.

00:57:20

I don't...

00:57:22

Do we have our weapons on us?

00:57:23

Because that would have made this a lot easier.

00:57:25

I have a gun?

00:57:26

All right, I want him to sign something then.

00:57:29

Yeah, I thought that you guys...

00:57:31

I didn't think that you guys got your equipment yet.

00:57:33

I thought you were so...

00:57:34

Well, they were about to tell you to head down to the Space Casey's and gear up.

00:57:41

Gear up.

00:57:44

All right, well then, can you sign my shirt?

00:57:47

All right.

00:57:47

All right.

00:57:48

This is quite an unusual request.

00:57:55

I've never been asked that before.

00:57:57

Okay.

00:57:58

Is that a yes or a no?

00:58:00

Do you have a pen?

00:58:02

Do I?

00:58:05

A roll for pen?

00:58:09

No.

00:58:11

Yeah.

00:58:11

Sure, you have a pen.

00:58:12

There's got to be a pen sitting on the meeting table.

00:58:15

I just walk over and grab a random pen, probably out of the Senator's pocket.

00:58:22

Yes.

00:58:23

Yeah, you grab the pen out of the Senator's pocket and you hand it to Plo Koon.

00:58:27

And he says, well, okay, would you like me to sign?

00:58:30

Right on your shirt here, like this?

00:58:32

Who would I make this out to?

00:58:34

It would be cool.

00:58:35

And you just want me to write...

00:58:37

How do you spell that?

00:58:38

Your name?

00:58:39

Kataz?

00:58:40

No, no, your name.

00:58:42

Oh, okay.

00:58:43

I want you to sign your name.

00:58:45

I know my name.

00:58:46

All right.

00:58:47

Most of the time.

00:58:48

All right.

00:58:48

Well, I thought you wanted me to write it to you, like a dear Kataz.

00:58:52

No, no, no.

00:58:53

Just write your name.

00:58:55

All right.

00:58:55

Do I, you're on the council?

00:58:57

He signs his name.

00:59:00

Thank you.

00:59:02

I take the pen.

00:59:03

I still have the pen.

00:59:04

I don't give it back to the Senator.

00:59:06

Okay.

00:59:07

Well, if I were you, you know, go down to the Space Casey's, get geared up, and, you know,

00:59:14

find a ship.

00:59:16

All right.

00:59:21

Cool.

00:59:22

All right.

00:59:23

Well, by the way, that's some decent art you got there.

00:59:29

Thank you.

00:59:31

It's important.

00:59:32

I like the color of it.

00:59:36

The woman thanks you and says, you are free to go.

00:59:40

Please keep in contact with us.

00:59:43

I thought she was going to say, please go.

00:59:46

Also, please go.

00:59:47

Also, please get moving on the story.

00:59:50

All right.

00:59:52

As we walk out.

00:59:53

As we walk out, I go, hey, guys, you want to read any more magazines?

00:59:56

I took the lot.

00:59:57

Hey.

00:59:58

No.

01:00:00

Did you fill in all the mazes?

01:00:02

They were already filled in when I got them.

01:00:03

I don't believe you.

01:00:05

I don't care if you believe me.

01:00:07

Oh, we are not going to get along.

01:00:10

Because you talk to me like you're, talk to me like an animal.

01:00:15

That's how I know how to deal with things.

01:00:17

Talk to me like an animal.

01:00:19

Ooh.

01:00:20

Are you saying talk to you like an animal?

01:00:23

Rawr.

01:00:26

Rawr.

01:00:29

Rawr.

01:00:30

Okay.

01:00:30

All right.

01:00:31

Cool.

01:00:32

Where are you guys going?

01:00:33

Are you going down to Space Casey's?

01:00:34

Is it just like down the street?

01:00:37

Yeah.

01:00:38

Like nearby?

01:00:39

Yeah.

01:00:40

You guys know where it is.

01:00:41

You guys are in downtown Coruscant, which doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

01:00:45

whole lot of sense.

01:00:46

But anyway.

01:00:47

The whole town is downtown.

01:00:48

Yeah.

01:00:49

The whole town is downtown.

01:00:50

And actually, I can just hear Space Casey's.

01:01:03

You walk into the Space Casey's.

01:01:05

I don't know if you guys want to.

01:01:06

I guess we have to.

01:01:07

You need your stuff.

01:01:08

I don't need anything.

01:01:10

You don't want anything?

01:01:14

No.

01:01:14

I'm just being fussy.

01:01:16

All right.

01:01:18

I mean, I've got my loadout pretty much figured out.

01:01:22

Okay.

01:01:24

Andy, did you want to look?

01:01:30

Or I guess you could buy your Force Pike.

01:01:32

I guess you already have your Force Pike.

01:01:33

I think I bought it beforehand.

01:01:36

Okay.

01:01:37

So we could just say that, you know, I went in there and bought it.

01:01:40

Okay.

01:01:41

You've had it on layaway for some time.

01:01:44

Yes.

01:01:45

Yes.

01:01:46

My stipend does not cover Force Plakes.

01:01:49

Okay.

01:01:50

If you...

01:01:51

Is that guy from Archer?

01:01:52

Yeah, it is.

01:01:53

If you double click on him, he's got all of the items and prices in him.

01:01:59

That's Space Casey's.

01:02:02

Nothing's coming up.

01:02:03

Oh, maybe you guys don't have.

01:02:05

Let me give you...

01:02:06

Not owner.

01:02:13

Observer.

01:02:14

Okay.

01:02:15

You should be able to get in there now.

01:02:17

Okay.

01:02:18

Ah!

01:02:20

Cool.

01:02:21

All right.

01:02:25

I don't know what this NARGLATCH is, but I want it.

01:02:29

I don't know how much money you have.

01:02:31

We have 1,500...

01:02:33

Well, I have 1,500 credits, Brandon.

01:02:36

I think you and I get the same, right?

01:02:38

Did you take more money, Andy?

01:02:40

I took more money.

01:02:42

Okay.

01:02:42

And you already bought your Force Pike.

01:02:44

Yeah.

01:02:46

Force Pike?

01:02:47

Are you sure that's what it's called?

01:02:48

Pretty sure.

01:02:50

Is that what it...

01:02:51

There's no lightsabers in here.

01:02:53

They don't just sell lightsabers at the Space Casey's.

01:02:58

What the hell did they put this here for?

01:03:00

I don't want any of these things.

01:03:03

Snacks.

01:03:03

Okay.

01:03:04

Well, you don't have to buy any of the things.

01:03:06

I'm glad I made this store.

01:03:08

You want to buy a Tauntaun?

01:03:11

I've made it perfectly clear what I've wanted the entire time.

01:03:14

You're going to have to earn it.

01:03:17

I'm going to have to earn it.

01:03:20

There's a vest.

01:03:29

And a cloak.

01:03:31

You want a cloak?

01:03:32

I don't wear a vest or a buster or cloak.

01:03:36

Okay.

01:03:37

Yeah, we're moving on.

01:03:37

I wear a robe.

01:03:41

Okay.

01:03:42

Sorry.

01:03:52

Sorry.

01:03:53

This is...

01:03:54

I'm trying to find my...

01:04:07

What the hell was it called?

01:04:12

Thor spike.

01:04:13

It might not be in here.

01:04:16

Because these are random items.

01:04:18

Okay.

01:04:19

So...

01:04:20

But I can look for it.

01:04:22

Weapons, I guess.

01:04:25

Yeah.

01:04:27

I think I added everything to it.

01:04:31

There is a force spike.

01:04:33

It's a price of $500.

01:04:36

So I'm going to put it in the...

01:04:39

Well, I guess I can give it to this token.

01:04:41

Let's see if that works.

01:04:43

Does it show up at the bottom?

01:04:45

Yeah, it's at the bottom.

01:04:49

How do we tell how much money we have again?

01:04:51

It should be in your character sheet.

01:04:53

I'm looking.

01:04:54

I can't find it.

01:04:55

Where is it at?

01:04:56

It's on the second tab.

01:05:00

The one that looks like a briefcase.

01:05:01

Oh, okay.

01:05:04

I see it now.

01:05:04

So you have $1,500 credits.

01:05:06

I spent all my credits.

01:05:07

Oh, what a surprise.

01:05:09

On a force spike.

01:05:11

Not that.

01:05:18

I love your scarf, by the way.

01:05:21

Oh, and you wrote it in all caps.

01:05:23

This gas station has a lot of guns.

01:05:26

Yeah, it's great with this base.

01:05:28

It's in a bad part of town.

01:05:28

It's in downtown Coruscant.

01:05:32

Where's that?

01:05:35

It's the whole planet.

01:05:36

God.

01:05:38

Yeah, the whole planet.

01:05:39

The whole planet's a city.

01:05:40

Yeah.

01:05:41

The whole planet's downtown.

01:05:42

There's only one area where you can see the actual planet.

01:05:47

Oh, I remember that from the Clone Wars.

01:05:50

Oh, no.

01:05:52

It was Knights of the Old Republic.

01:05:55

Video game.

01:05:57

Yeah, but they referenced it in one of the new shows.

01:06:00

I think maybe Boba Fett.

01:06:01

Boba Fett didn't go to Coruscant.

01:06:07

Or maybe it was.

01:06:08

Yeah, that doesn't sound right either.

01:06:09

Maybe Mandalorian.

01:06:11

I don't know why the Mandalorian.

01:06:12

Well, anyway.

01:06:12

Is there a way to sort?

01:06:18

No, unfortunately, there's no way to sort.

01:06:20

I was trying to figure that out.

01:06:30

All right.

01:06:30

Well, I don't have any money to buy a way to see General Gorvac.

01:06:37

Okay.

01:06:41

Yeah.

01:06:42

You will need a ship to get to Gorvac.

01:06:45

Gorvac will escort you across the dead meridian, and then you will need the ship on the other

01:06:51

side of the dead meridian.

01:06:56

Make sure to deduct credits from your sheet.

01:06:58

All right.

01:07:01

That was pretty cool.

01:07:04

It sent me a message.

01:07:05

Sent us all a message.

01:07:08

Who did it?

01:07:09

I bought a fiver.

01:07:14

A pistol.

01:07:15

A pistol.

01:07:17

And also...

01:07:24

I'm going to buy a stabber.

01:07:33

Is that what it's called?

01:07:35

No.

01:07:37

It's called a blade breaker.

01:07:39

All right.

01:07:47

So that was what?

01:07:49

450 credits.

01:07:53

This is insane.

01:07:55

Hollow goggles?

01:07:56

Goggles?

01:07:59

For 6,000?

01:08:00

Yeah, but a character selects one non-combat skill.

01:08:05

That skill now counts as a career skill.

01:08:07

As long as the character owns the goggles.

01:08:09

It's insane.

01:08:12

It makes you more proficient.

01:08:14

We're going to be able to buy everything when we get our 100,000 credits.

01:08:17

Yeah.

01:08:19

I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't have given you each 100,000 credits, but who cares?

01:08:23

That'll be three years from now.

01:08:25

Yeah.

01:08:27

All right.

01:08:30

Authentication tools.

01:08:32

Yeah.

01:08:33

From space cases.

01:08:34

Yeah, I'm thinking...

01:08:35

Thinking ahead.

01:08:36

All right.

01:08:39

We'll call that good for now.

01:08:41

And you deducted your credits?

01:08:43

I did not deduct my credits.

01:08:46

Hold on.

01:08:46

I'm going to buy a tauntaun.

01:08:48

Okay.

01:08:49

So 1,500.

01:08:50

Tauntauns are like really rare.

01:09:00

But you can buy them at Space Casey's.

01:09:01

That's the great thing about Space Casey's.

01:09:03

You know?

01:09:04

You can just buy anything you want here.

01:09:06

Tauntauns are a Hoth commodity.

01:09:09

Yeah.

01:09:10

Ha ha!

01:09:10

Ha ha ha ha!

01:09:12

Strain.

01:09:14

Oh.

01:09:17

Okay.

01:09:19

Wait.

01:09:19

Hold on.

01:09:19

Nine, five.

01:09:21

Well, I erased the number of credits I have, but now I cannot put in the number of credits I have.

01:09:25

There we go.

01:09:26

Okay.

01:09:29

All right.

01:09:29

Cool.

01:09:31

You buying anything, Clyde?

01:09:34

Clyde's apparently mad he had to leave the library.

01:09:41

He's irate.

01:09:45

You know, Clyde, there's a lot of books on tape.

01:09:50

I don't see them here.

01:09:52

This seems to be the...

01:09:53

On holotape.

01:09:54

On holotape.

01:09:55

This seems to be the tauntaun and weapon dial.

01:09:58

But, you know, maybe.

01:09:59

There's a whole holotape.

01:10:07

On holotape.

01:10:07

Awesome.

01:10:15

There's a shock whip.

01:10:17

Whip.

01:10:19

It has been a mainstain of the Zagarian slave empire for thousands of years.

01:10:25

Oh, God.

01:10:26

A nano dagger?

01:10:28

I wish I would have known this before I bought my force pike.

01:10:38

Token of resistance.

01:10:40

Token of resistance.

01:10:40

Oh.

01:10:41

Crap.

01:10:46

This fetish axe?

01:10:48

What does that mean?

01:10:50

There's a fetish axe?

01:10:52

Often worn on a necklace as a starburst of metallic shards, this fetish axe acts to dampen the force poppers.

01:11:00

Oh.

01:11:01

Oh.

01:11:01

I see.

01:11:01

That's in the beaded section with, like, the crazy red lights in it, you know?

01:11:06

The 18 or older section.

01:11:08

Yeah.

01:11:09

You gotta go through a beaded walkway.

01:11:11

Or beaded doorway.

01:11:12

I'm going to buy a flash stick.

01:11:15

A flash stick?

01:11:17

Is that a flashlight?

01:11:18

No.

01:11:20

It looks like it's just a, um...

01:11:23

Oh, it looks like a blackjack.

01:11:24

Yeah.

01:11:25

A police baton.

01:11:28

Exactly.

01:11:28

How do I buy this?

01:11:31

Uh, I think you just drag it in.

01:11:33

Where's the buy button?

01:11:33

Yeah, onto your...

01:11:34

If you scroll over, there's, like, a dollar sign that...

01:11:38

Hidden.

01:11:40

Yeah.

01:11:41

It's all the way at the end.

01:11:42

Yeah, there you go.

01:11:42

Oh, that's what that is.

01:11:46

It looks like a trash can.

01:11:47

Yeah.

01:11:50

And then you have to deduct those credits.

01:11:53

It doesn't look like a trash can.

01:11:55

It does on my computer.

01:11:57

Oh, it looks like a blackjack.

01:11:59

No, the...

01:12:01

The buy item button.

01:12:02

Oh.

01:12:05

Okay.

01:12:07

Um, and...

01:12:10

Let's see.

01:12:11

Oh, you did?

01:12:11

You did it.

01:12:12

You subtracted it.

01:12:13

Okay.

01:12:14

Okay.

01:12:14

All right.

01:12:17

Are we done with space cases?

01:12:18

I guess so.

01:12:21

All right.

01:12:22

Uh, after...

01:12:23

I get the tauntauns on the nut.

01:12:25

On the...

01:12:26

Just snoot.

01:12:27

Before we go.

01:12:28

Each and every one.

01:12:30

What are you doing to them?

01:12:33

I pat them on their snoot.

01:12:35

Aw.

01:12:36

I poke them with a flash stick.

01:12:38

They like that.

01:12:40

I poke you with a force spike.

01:12:42

I like that.

01:12:44

Gross.

01:12:46

You guys walk down from the space cases.

01:12:51

And by down, I don't mean like across the street or down the street.

01:12:55

I mean down vertically.

01:12:58

Uh, a couple of steps.

01:12:59

Um, to a place.

01:13:01

You guys just started following, um, Uli.

01:13:03

Um, she just kind of walked away when she was done buying.

01:13:06

Uh, she got the weapon she needed.

01:13:08

And started walking away.

01:13:10

And you, you guys all followed her.

01:13:12

And, um, you, uh, this guy's not here.

01:13:17

You go to this little, she walks into this little bar, um, and sits at the bar.

01:13:24

And you guys sit next to her and start talking about where you're going to get a ship.

01:13:32

So, uh, Clyde, may I call you Clyde?

01:13:37

Uh, yeah.

01:13:39

You, you seem to know, uh, a lot about this, uh, dead Meridian.

01:13:44

You know where it's at?

01:13:45

No.

01:13:46

Oh.

01:13:48

Okay.

01:13:49

I just, I assumed from your excitement earlier that you, uh, you, you, you,

01:13:54

had heard of it.

01:13:55

No.

01:13:56

I mean, I've always wanted to visit, you know.

01:13:58

You've always wanted to visit an active war zone?

01:14:01

You know, there's, you know, it's not always active.

01:14:05

That doesn't seem like something who works in a, someone who works in a library wants to do.

01:14:10

You don't know me.

01:14:12

You don't know me.

01:14:15

None of us know each other.

01:14:17

Yeah.

01:14:17

Who are you?

01:14:18

That's kind of, all right.

01:14:23

Well, look, we got to get a ship.

01:14:25

How many credits do you have left over?

01:14:26

Me?

01:14:29

Zero.

01:14:29

Okay.

01:14:31

You're useless.

01:14:31

How many credits do you have left over?

01:14:33

Wow.

01:14:33

You don't have to just say it like that.

01:14:36

I don't need to know my wallet.

01:14:37

All right.

01:14:38

If we pull our funds, we may be able to buy some tickets.

01:14:43

I don't know.

01:14:44

To the next hub world or something.

01:14:46

I mean, we just, we got to get to, I don't know where dead Meridian is.

01:14:49

I don't really know what direction to head off to.

01:14:51

Or I guess I should find General Corvac.

01:14:54

Okay.

01:14:56

Fair enough.

01:14:57

Do you know where he was?

01:14:59

Close to the dead Meridian.

01:15:02

I think.

01:15:03

You guys look like, you know, some seedy characters.

01:15:06

Why don't we find a, like a smuggler or something, you know, pay them.

01:15:11

I could buy the smuggler, but I don't know where we're going.

01:15:14

Where are they going to smuggle us to?

01:15:15

The droid.

01:15:17

The bar droid comes by.

01:15:20

You guys.

01:15:21

And would you guys like a drink?

01:15:23

Yeah.

01:15:25

Absolutely.

01:15:27

I would.

01:15:27

Do you do, do you do a space French 75?

01:15:30

Yes.

01:15:32

Fresh from space France.

01:15:34

Thanks.

01:15:35

And he pours you a double.

01:15:37

You do have money, right?

01:15:40

Yeah.

01:15:41

Yeah.

01:15:41

I got money.

01:15:41

Okay.

01:15:42

Great.

01:15:42

Yeah.

01:15:43

And you too.

01:15:45

Do you guys want anything?

01:15:45

This will be on me.

01:15:46

No, I don't drink.

01:15:47

Oh, it's on you.

01:15:49

I'll have a water.

01:15:50

Yes.

01:15:52

One water coming up and one.

01:15:54

Nothing.

01:15:56

A double French space France and nothing.

01:16:00

Okay.

01:16:01

You sure you don't hide?

01:16:03

Nothing.

01:16:03

Nothing you're interested in.

01:16:04

Would you like a non-alcoholic drink?

01:16:06

No, I'm trying to quit.

01:16:08

Would you like a salad?

01:16:10

No.

01:16:10

Um, a milkshake?

01:16:12

A salad?

01:16:12

I want to be left alone.

01:16:14

All right.

01:16:14

And he, uh, leaves you alone.

01:16:17

That is not the way I expect librarians to act.

01:16:22

You know, I wasn't upset.

01:16:25

You don't look like the type of person to walk into a library to begin with.

01:16:29

So what do you know?

01:16:31

Well, nothing because I don't even know what a library is.

01:16:34

Good.

01:16:35

It's a type of animal that you don't know about.

01:16:37

I see.

01:16:39

I find that hard to believe.

01:16:41

I know about a lot of animals.

01:16:43

Yeah.

01:16:44

Why don't you start naming them?

01:16:46

Well, you got the panther.

01:16:47

And you got the little cat.

01:16:51

And you got...

01:16:52

I pull out a panini and start eating it.

01:16:57

A man is, like, sitting next to you.

01:17:01

And he says, what are you guys talking about?

01:17:05

Nothing.

01:17:08

Absolutely nothing.

01:17:10

Are you guys trying to get to the dead meridian?

01:17:13

Yeah.

01:17:15

Yes.

01:17:16

Maybe.

01:17:17

No.

01:17:18

Yeah.

01:17:18

No.

01:17:19

I heard it's...

01:17:20

I don't know.

01:17:22

Why?

01:17:23

Why you ask?

01:17:24

Oh, it's just...

01:17:26

It's an active war zone.

01:17:26

You guys don't look much like soldiers.

01:17:29

Right.

01:17:31

Right.

01:17:31

We definitely just look like a random assortment out for a drink on an evening.

01:17:38

Tuesday evening?

01:17:39

Wednesday evening?

01:17:40

What day is it today?

01:17:42

That's a good question.

01:17:43

We don't have...

01:17:43

It's...

01:17:44

Every day is Monday.

01:17:45

We don't have days in Star Wars.

01:17:46

Yeah.

01:17:46

Oh.

01:17:47

You know, just a regular Monday...

01:17:50

Monday evening.

01:17:51

Having drinks with my...

01:17:55

Two best friends.

01:17:56

She says...

01:17:57

You guys don't seem...

01:17:59

Don't seem to like each other very much.

01:18:00

I don't know you.

01:18:00

You got tauntauns.

01:18:02

Okay.

01:18:04

Are you...

01:18:06

You got the acclaim.

01:18:07

Do you have a ship?

01:18:08

Are you guys looking to get smuggled?

01:18:10

Yes.

01:18:13

We're looking to get smuggled.

01:18:14

No.

01:18:15

No.

01:18:15

No.

01:18:15

We're not looking to get smuggled.

01:18:17

We're looking to travel in a legitimate ship on legitimate business.

01:18:22

But if we have to, we can do it illegitimately.

01:18:25

You can't forget the birds.

01:18:28

So, okay.

01:18:32

You don't have enough to buy a ship, huh?

01:18:35

You guys stay here.

01:18:37

And I just go walk over to where the other guy is and be like, all right, look, we don't

01:18:41

have money for a ship.

01:18:42

You're absolutely right.

01:18:43

I...

01:18:46

Okay.

01:18:46

Well, who...

01:18:49

I'm Dren.

01:18:50

I'm Dren.

01:18:51

Who are you?

01:18:52

Hi, Dren.

01:18:52

My name's Uli.

01:18:54

And you may not realize this, but I got real important business.

01:18:59

And unfortunately, I have to escort these two elderly gentlemen.

01:19:03

Actually, how old, out of character, how old is that?

01:19:05

I'm judging from the picture that Clyde is a little bit older.

01:19:08

Is that right?

01:19:10

Yeah.

01:19:11

Okay.

01:19:12

What about Taz?

01:19:13

Taz is like 22.

01:19:16

Okay.

01:19:17

But with his white hair, he looks a little bit older.

01:19:20

Yes.

01:19:22

That just happens.

01:19:23

Yeah.

01:19:24

From your natural species.

01:19:27

Chits.

01:19:27

Yeah.

01:19:27

Yeah.

01:19:28

Look, I got to drag these two old folks.

01:19:31

You know, they got some business.

01:19:34

I got some business.

01:19:36

We all got business.

01:19:37

Okay.

01:19:38

Yeah.

01:19:39

You got a ship?

01:19:41

Oh, I don't have a ship.

01:19:45

I guess if you're trying to get...

01:19:46

I was going to suggest you steal a ship, but it sounds like you're trying to stay on the

01:19:50

right side of the law.

01:19:51

That's not necessarily true.

01:19:53

There are places to steal ships.

01:19:55

Really?

01:19:56

Maybe you could get hired as a courier.

01:19:59

That is probably a way to get a legitimate ship.

01:20:03

That probably is.

01:20:05

But I mean, if we were to steal a ship, Mike, you know, just to pick one up, where would you recommend?

01:20:13

Oh, there's plenty of places to steal ships.

01:20:16

There's a van outside the library.

01:20:20

I always see, you know, running books.

01:20:23

There's another van outside the zoo that's always, you know, carting animals.

01:20:30

You know, that would be a place you could go steal.

01:20:33

Boy, it's too bad no one's listening to this.

01:20:36

Yeah.

01:20:37

Got the EOBs.

01:20:39

Got the Fambas.

01:20:43

Keep going.

01:20:44

Got the Fathirs.

01:20:46

Those are really cool.

01:20:48

Yeah.

01:20:48

Yeah.

01:20:49

They race those.

01:20:50

People have lost a lot of money.

01:20:52

All the everyone's just.

01:20:53

I'm sitting in the corner reading a magazine.

01:20:55

It's like Bubba from Forrest Gump.

01:20:58

She's listing off all the shrimp dishes.

01:21:00

Yeah.

01:21:02

Yeah.

01:21:02

If you wanted to steal, those are some places that I know about.

01:21:06

But again, there's probably other ways to get a ship.

01:21:11

But those are the ideas that I got anyway.

01:21:13

And I'm sorry.

01:21:14

What was your name again?

01:21:15

Oh, I'm Dren.

01:21:16

Dren.

01:21:17

Dren.

01:21:18

You've been incredibly helpful.

01:21:19

Dren.

01:21:19

Can you buy me a drink?

01:21:21

Yeah.

01:21:25

Yeah.

01:21:25

I can buy you a drink.

01:21:26

Well, I just.

01:21:28

I just thought it would be.

01:21:29

It'd be nice.

01:21:30

No, no.

01:21:30

You're absolutely right.

01:21:31

You know what?

01:21:32

And I like make a motion to the barkeeper.

01:21:34

I was like his drink, too.

01:21:36

Yes.

01:21:38

Yes, ma'am.

01:21:40

And he slides him.

01:21:42

That's a big old space beer.

01:21:46

Nice.

01:21:47

Nice.

01:21:48

Uli's going to go back to where Clyde and Taz are.

01:21:55

Is her drink there?

01:21:57

Oh, yeah.

01:21:59

Yeah.

01:22:00

The double.

01:22:00

The space.

01:22:01

Yeah.

01:22:01

You got the Cadu.

01:22:03

Cadu.

01:22:04

Yeah.

01:22:04

Cadu.

01:22:05

They kind of look funky.

01:22:07

Oh, they keep getting bigger and bigger.

01:22:09

Listen.

01:22:10

I don't mean to interrupt, but actually, I do.

01:22:12

I don't want to talk about this anymore.

01:22:14

What's ship wise?

01:22:17

What are you guys thinking?

01:22:18

Oh, you know, I was thinking about hitchhiking.

01:22:21

Hitchhiking.

01:22:23

Okay.

01:22:23

Yeah.

01:22:24

Just go stand out in front of this bar here with my thumb out.

01:22:27

I mean, that's an option.

01:22:31

They got a bunch of ships down by the zoo used to transport animals every once in a while.

01:22:37

Uh-huh.

01:22:39

In and out.

01:22:40

They could go ask to borrow one.

01:22:43

We could borrow one.

01:22:45

What are you feeling, Clyde?

01:22:47

I'll go borrow a ship.

01:22:49

All right.

01:22:52

So.

01:22:53

So.

01:22:53

So.

01:22:53

So.

01:22:54

You want me to go talk to my bosses?

01:22:56

I mean, do you think it'd be helpful if we all win or if this is a solo endeavor?

01:23:01

I only ask because I have.

01:23:03

Well, I have doubts.

01:23:04

And I got very important things to do.

01:23:07

I'm thumbing through this magazine.

01:23:08

You don't have anything to do.

01:23:10

The mazes are already figured out.

01:23:12

Yeah.

01:23:13

There's absolutely nothing in those magazines.

01:23:15

There's nothing else to do in those magazines.

01:23:16

But the articles haven't been read.

01:23:18

You.

01:23:20

I don't know if you know that or not.

01:23:22

All right.

01:23:26

I'll go talk to my bosses.

01:23:27

See.

01:23:29

See what they say.

01:23:31

All right.

01:23:33

And, yeah.

01:23:34

I mean, we'll join you, right?

01:23:36

Because, you know, we're all in this, I guess, together.

01:23:39

Although I don't really know why.

01:23:40

Yeah.

01:23:41

But.

01:23:42

Yeah.

01:23:42

Yeah.

01:23:43

Uli, I think you're going to pull this team together because.

01:23:46

See, I sense some friction between me and the animal guy.

01:23:50

Yeah.

01:23:51

Well, you clearly know something about this Sted Meridian place.

01:23:53

You were really jumped on that.

01:23:55

I don't know anything about that.

01:23:55

I just want to go there.

01:23:56

My name is Taz.

01:23:58

And Taz.

01:23:59

Taz.

01:24:00

I'm right here.

01:24:01

I'm not the animal guy.

01:24:03

Taz.

01:24:03

I mean, I am the animal guy.

01:24:05

But, like, I got a name.

01:24:07

Taz is the.

01:24:09

You can get us a ship.

01:24:11

All right.

01:24:12

Well, I'll try.

01:24:13

I believe in you, Taz.

01:24:15

I have the utmost space in you.

01:24:17

I thought you were coming with.

01:24:18

Oh, yeah.

01:24:20

Yeah.

01:24:20

We're coming with you.

01:24:21

Yeah.

01:24:22

All right.

01:24:23

Clyde.

01:24:23

Yeah, I'm coming.

01:24:24

Are you finished with your magazine?

01:24:26

No, but it's already in my pocket.

01:24:28

Did you do all the word scrambles?

01:24:30

There's already done.

01:24:31

Somebody did them all.

01:24:32

There's word scrambles, too?

01:24:33

They were already done.

01:24:34

They were boring.

01:24:37

They were pre-scrambled.

01:24:38

Good.

01:24:39

They were pre-scrambled.

01:24:40

Good.

01:24:41

I can never figure those out.

01:24:43

All right.

01:24:45

Let's go talk to my boss.

01:24:46

You sound so excited to talk to your boss.

01:24:50

I think that's just how he sounds.

01:24:51

That's just me.

01:24:53

Oh.

01:24:55

Are we going to the space zoo?

01:24:57

It's not a zoo.

01:25:00

The car zoo.

01:25:01

It's the pens underneath the Jedi temple.

01:25:06

That's where I work.

01:25:09

How is that different than a zoo?

01:25:11

Because we can take these on.

01:25:14

Jedi have taken these on missions.

01:25:17

Outside of character, do the Jedis have a zoo?

01:25:19

Outside of character, I have no clue.

01:25:23

Also, I lost my character card, so this is just a piece of paper with Clyde drawn.

01:25:29

That is a big head.

01:25:32

He looks way happier than he's been acting.

01:25:34

Yeah, he's been acting like a real crumb.

01:25:37

That was pre-sac.

01:25:38

The End of the Dead.

01:26:08

At your local Space Casey's, stop by for some popcorn chicken.

01:26:21

And also a Tauntaun.

01:26:23

Beware of the Tauntauns.

01:26:25

Yeah.

01:26:25

You got to pat them on their snoots.

01:26:29

You can buy a Vibrasword.

01:26:30

And books on Holotage.

01:26:33

We got everything down here at Space Casey's.

01:26:35

All we need left is you.

01:26:38

Oh!

01:26:39

It writes itself!

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