Ooey Gooey Monster Boy
Season 5, Episode 33The crew decided to try the old war just dinner for grandpa's funeral routine to sneak packs the human eating demons that live on teacher's island.
And it worked. The gang was able to make it to the entrance of the castle, only to be stopped by a pair of greedy, hungry guards.
With squishes shooting and a pair of well-timed judo chops to the neck, they fought their way into the castle interior.
They decided on kitchen. They were met with the demon crew of the Kahuna Wave, which was a bit odd.
Patches detected a flute at the center of the mirage, and once he blew that sucker, all hell broke loose.
The gang fought the demons with, again, more shooting, some shenanigans, and a Tarzan swing from the rafters.
Now the monstrous form of Uncle Shylock and Chuckles' bird-headed girlfriend are frozen in a moment in time, and the gang has taken a break to discuss their next steps.
Yeah, so you guys broke into what you thought were the kitchens, and you realized you were in the kitchen of the Kahuna Wave, which was filled with a demon crew, which, again, is odd because it's only ever been you guys and some ghosts.
And then Patches attuned himself well to the environment, saw that there was a flute, the same flute that you guys got earlier as part of a CD mix.
And then we went to the pink room, and my girlfriend's got a bird head, which I feel is a callback to, and also a horror, to when I learned a very valuable lesson.
What you realize this is, is you take it from her and you suddenly can read the pictographs because this is how you know how to read.
I say we run out of the room and go to the next room and then see if that leads us to another place.
Oh, so Shylock looks down and realizes his pants are down and stops screaming and just like bends over and he's like, oh, it's dreadfully embarrassing.
The bird mama, your girlfriend, like kind of like and like looks at you and smacks you with one of her feathers.
We're just going to give you one stress because you're taken aback by that with a mouthful of feathers.
And you realize she's really she's kind of like like almost like she brought her mouth, hands to her mouth like, oh, my God, I can't believe you just saw.
That's going to be your consort role because you're going to try and kind of like flirt with her a little bit.
Yeah, if you want to take one stress and play like a little ditty while he does his little bird dance, you can go ahead and do that.
Well, he's going to help you out with his song, so he's going to take a little bit of stress to play for you.
So because it's like this, it's a little stuttery, the dance I'm doing, but I'm just kind of doing just, you know.
It's just kind of like a weird, like, you know, like cooing, almost like a pigeon, you know?
But as soon as you like raise the butt of your rifle in the air, he kind of turns around at a last second and lets out a boom.
As soon as I see that he sees, that he saw it coming, I'm just going to pull the pistol and put it, like, under his chin.
And, uh, and Skylark just kind of, like, keeps darting his eyes over, like, do you see this?
And he's, like, trying to get Skylark to, like, look over, like, this is what I'm interested in.
Um, at one point, the, uh, she stops, she slows her dancing and she kind of, like, preens a little bit.
Uh, and since you're still dancing, she takes her little, like, wings out and she kind of just, like, puts them on either side of your shoulder.
You go to, like, jump in her arms, but you forget that, like, bird bones are relatively hollow and not very strong.
Uh, clearly this woman was just trying to get him to stop dancing and look lovingly under her eyes, and he tried to jump into her arms and has now made a slight fool of himself.
As soon as he fell, I feel like my, my flute just kind of screeched to a hall, like, and I just look kind of like, you alright there, lad?
Uh, Skylark looks, Skylark looks over at you, Chuckles, and in a very strained kind of voice, he's like, tell her how you feel.
And, I, cause clearly I'm taking this pretty seriously, even though, cause it'd be weird to watch you shoot somebody that I love, even if they aren't real.
And we did, we did murder all of those demons in the last room, which is not something I like doing in general.
Um, she kind of like, doesn't understand what you're saying and like cocks her head a little bit.
So if you, if you do your stress, uh, you'll get one of these traumas on the side, like cold, reckless, haunted, soft, unstable, obsessed, paranoid, vicious.
You know, I think based on the narrative, I think we could all agree that maybe soft would be, uh, would be a perfect option.
So I am going to have you be a little bit more since you are a little traumatized, uh, just, you know, a little, I think, uh, a little bit more sensitive to potential, uh, life threatening and dangerous situations.
Unfortunately, because he's kind of an ooey gooey monster boy, the bullets just kind of, kind of like, be absorbed by him and like ripple through him and kind of like spits it out.
And he, Uncle Shylock is like physically getting bigger, almost like a mud monster to the point where he's not really recognizable anymore as a human.
As he says that, Shylock looks over to you, looks down on you, Chuckles, and he's like, never kill, no killing.
I am going to put my hand, like, you know, when you shortstop and you throw your arm against someone or stop short, and I'm like, don't shoot him.
I think he's trying to tell us some kind of lesson, although I'm not sure how we're going to get out of this.
I feel like she's going to take advantage of him, and it scares me because I know deep down he's a really good person, just very susceptible to women.
You just heard Squish say that he's worried about losing you to this woman because he's very concerned about your naivety.
I just continue playing the music, trying to play my best because I feel like this is really setting the tone.
So the Shylock like pauses as Squish is talking, but once you say what you need to, he continues to reach for you, chuckles, and the bird lady suddenly is beside you, chuckles, and she kind of pushes you out of the way almost.
And she's grabbed by Uncle Shylock, and he brings her like with his muddy like gooey fist up to his hands.
Now, this is triggering you because you are someone who used to kill birds with his bare hands.
So you're going to lunge and you're going to try to reach for his leg, try to, you know, scramble him off of his feet.
He's a grown, he's grown quite a lot since you last left him at the prison that we tried to break you out of.
I scream as I hold him with my, I'm holding like the flute around him with a, like by his neck.
And, you know, the, the, this, this captain, he was buttering me up and I took it as a, as a chance.
You know, I, I learned not to be naive and I didn't give him ultimate power and I walks the plank for it.
Uh, and squish, you're going to throw your sway, uh, to see how well you convince him with your argument that patches or that Chuckles has actually grown.
Uh, so he, he drops, uh, the bird, uh, he's still kind of struggling though, underneath your grasp and he's going to get one arm three free and start to reach for Chuckles.
He's, he's thinking because he knows how mad I'm going to be if he shoots my uncle, even though he doesn't look like my uncle.
So now I just feel like you're doing the opposite of what I say, which is, I thought we were, you know, coming to an understanding.
Tell me what you would say and then you can both roll for sway and we'll take the best points.
You get your hand in this muddy body and you can feel like you can grasp on to chuckles his shoulder.
So I like, like I start kicking my feet into his back and like slowly climbing up on top of him.
Uh, he, he kind of like flattens and gets like little, like you almost like squish him up until he's smaller.
As you guys are like splashing and hitting and like, like chunks of mud are like flying all over this perfectly pink bedroom.
Uh, this very pristine, beautiful bedroom is now all dirt covered and just starting to look like shit.
I have, I have a lot of, I was going to save it for a flashback, but I, I took a lot of bird seed out of that bed cushion.
Uh, no, she was able to, to not, when you initially ran into, to save or to, you know, stop her, uh, she was able to get out.
She screams, um, as you start chucking this bird seed, uh, because apparently she's just not like drawn to bird seed.
Um, how do you, how you're, so when you're within this mud monster, uh, you, it's just like being in a thick goop.
I mean, Juggles is going, is going to fight this idea because he's also concerned about his sobriety of hot man sobriety.
But once again, but this is like, but he does have to use out of, this is out of character, by the way.
And I feel like if we just tell him to burn one room, that's especially a room that he can't burn anything else of.
And like part of the, his face just like ends up on the wall behind, like still with an eye kind of blinking.
But he is like, you can see with that shot, you've managed to pull troubles pretty much free of the mud at this point.
You have critically, I would say you have severely injured this guy, but he is not out of commission yet.
You open up this window and, but as you open it, a rush of these like smaller canary birds comes flushing past you, uh, like smaller versions of what lady high heels faces.
As you do that, they are attracted to the bird seed that you flew or that you, that you threw earlier at the mud monster.
Uh, he started, they start pecking at the, uh, bird seed that you had littered all over him.
Uh, and within just like a swarm of feathers, uh, the form of uncle Shylock just kind of shrinks down to nothing.
And then there's just like a cheap and all these birds just kind of flutter back out the window.
Um, but as you're standing there listening to these tweeting of the birds outside, you hear this click and the door is opened.
So she reluctantly, uh, kind of stands there and, and looks really sad as you pull her wing and she, she kind of pulls you close.
She, she, she brings a little feather hand up to her, her head and she pulls up, pulls out, plucks out a feather and she sticks it in your hat.
Uh, you, you, like, as you're leaving the room, you kind of freeze and you do one of those, like.
And you realize that you, you pick up your hat and there's the, the photo, the picture under your hat.
It still shows like the bird lady and everything, but yeah, it's still, it's, you still have the photo or the picture.
Uh, you hear in the distance, nowhere nearby, but in the distance, you got, you hear what sounds like yelling.
You'll hear, you hear explosions, like faint explosions, like from a distant, a distant area.
Um, and you're not in like any danger, but there is fighting happening somewhere within the castle.
I don't think we're supposed to skip, but also we didn't really get anything from any room.
While you're rifling through the, are you looking for anything in particular or you're just looking?
Um, as you like mock his book collection, you kind of like hit one of the bookshelves and all the books just kind of come tumbling out at you.
Like, I'm imagining, like, a hotel room where you poke your head out and look down both ends of the hallway.
Can you confirm or deny that this is a previous version of the Kahuna Wave before, you know, Juckles and Squish existed?
I had to learn about love and Squish had to learn about beating the shit out of demons, I guess.
I just don't know the point of, like, trying to learn of, like, what version of this was, you know, if it was before or after us.
So, before in the other rooms, you could tell that this was, like, I hate to use the word, like, a computer program running, where it was, like, something where it's, like, I have to, you know, delay these people.
But what you're feeling now, what you just felt, felt like another living, normal human person.
So, imagine the entity or entities that whoever is guiding this part of this illusion is probably at the helm.
He, I at least don't try to run a harp on you and, like, make you listen to me through my music and force you to listen to me.
You cannot see the figure's face, Pethis, but you get a sense that you have met this figure before.
And I try kind of strolling a little bit up there, you know, kind of like casual-like, super casual-like.
And everyone had made their, you know, wish, Patches or Chuckles had wished for acceptance.
Now, the entire time you guys have been inside the captain's quarters, it has been nighttime.
I am upset because now I feel further manipulated that you, you sold this to me as if this was a fight against good and evil.
And now this hooded figure who I have to trust because it's an illusion and it's trying to teach me a lesson, I presume, that it's just for you to get the ship.
But I do remember that we do have to stop that, that the captain is always bad and we have to stop the captain.
I was going to try to take the ship to go to Lockport and then try to find out because I don't remember anything.
So we didn't really get a fair share of captain in because you were already deciding where we're going.
And if the captain, red captain finds out I have him, he will very much murder me because he wants Neelix back.
And at that moment, three steering wheel or two additional steering wheels come out of the floor.
And I go racing my tiny little feet down to the lower deck to see what kind of bitching cannons we may or may not have.