Baked Alaska
Season 5, Episode 30made gas masks for this purpose. Chuckles remembered that he had forgotten whether he had made
They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Chuckles and Lady High
Hold on, there we go. Chuckles ran back inside to the house where he saved Lord High Hill and told
Soon they were backed into a corner with fire behind them and guards between them and their
prize. Suddenly the captain burst in, beard and eyes blazing. He snatched the chest and rescued
We do whatever he asks anyway. Well, not patches, but we pretty much do what he asks anyway.
>> Are we? >> In mind, you all have returned to the ship and you made a quick getaway. There was no
stop, no go, just booked it out of the dock. And as you pull away, of course, you see this hill,
He hasn't come out and been jovial and talking to you guys like he normally is in the mornings.
His door is locked. He's made no attempt to talk to any of you. And all day long, you have been
hearing just the faintest sounds of ukulele drifting through from his cabin. But instead of
it's so good, it's almost haunting and menacing. And there's definitely a real tension in the air.
made one, I guess I could have. It's done everything else so far. Like look at this scary picture I
>> Yeah, yeah. We had to work on it for a little bit, but I was impressed. I was very happy with
how it did. Okay, so besides that, you guys are in a downtime activity. So just some general
I used to leave better notes for this. Yeah, sway patches, you got plus one command, plus one,
>> Your crew, your entire crew upgraded. So you guys got three XP points. So you did upgrade.
So, I click on the team, right? I go to the effects, cool, mastery. I go to mess around with it.
>> Yeah. Yeah, but I'm trying to make sure I don't know how to turn it on so that you guys all.
>> Okay. So, yeah. It now gave you guys that, it unlocked that fourth ability point. So if you
>> Like sometimes he's like, you know, they make Tas like the doctor or something and he's just like
someone just sets it on fire. >> I don't think that's true. You just shoot people all the time.
I never stopped to think if I should do it. >> Just watch now, exploding masks are going to
>> I'm sitting on the deck arguing about whatever it is. You realize that Tawney is standing there,
there's not much else here on the boat. In fact, there's nobody here. Have you guys noticed that?
>> Okay, well, did someone tell you that in the bedroom directly below us, it looks like a bomb
>> Yeah, my bedroom done blowed up. >> No, I think it's just the way that it looks all the time.
>> No, no, you do a quick survey and you realize that everything's exactly where it needs to be.
>> Well, when we left you, you were just rocking back and forth in the corner of your bathroom,
>> Well, we'll find out. Squish, Chuckles, you have an idea of what you'd like to do during your
>> Who says anything about a fish? >> I don't know, I thought, I always thought it was a fish.
>> It's okay, you're not gonna miss much. We're gonna get to talking about fish and desserts.
>> So anyway, I'm making the baked Alaska because I want to light it on fire in front of the captain
and however many points you get, you get reduced stress because that really is what's bothering you.
Maybe not suffer the additional stress. So this time you remake the baked Alaska and it's much
And again, it's just music playing and it's just constant. It's just constant ukulele music.
>> Captain, captain, I brought you dessert. It's a baked Alaska. I'll let you set it on fire.
>> The music stops for a second when you say on fire, but then the music keeps going again.
or at least slows down and the door opens just a very small crack. And from what you can see,
>> Yeah, he's just completely normal and he looks down at the baked Alaska and he goes, oh,
so far all you've made for me is monk fish. >> No, I think there was an angler fish in there too.
>> Right, yeah, but no, no, no, this is a dessert. And you can light it on fire because I saw that
but he immediately shuts it afterwards. You don't see the chest with the harp or anything in it.
You just see it. It looks like his normal room. Things are put away neatly. It's a clean space.
But it is just the two of you. And he sits you down at his large dining room table that he has
>> He has candles kind of everywhere. And he just takes one of the candlesticks. And he just,
I'm not quite sure how this baked Alaska and how you will flame it. So why don't he hands the candle to
you? >> Well, I just tipped the plate with the Alaska over. So the liquor piles up on the side.
And I put the flame to it and it just engulfs it. And it gives a nice golden crust onto the
and at one point it's completely engulfed and flame. And for just a moment while you're watching this
But it's just for an instant. The minute the fire dies out, he's back to his jovial looking self.
>> The captain's kind of just stares at you and he's like, I don't, nothing happened. I was here
>> Yeah, I'll have a couple bites, I guess. >> He takes out like a really, from seemingly out of
nowhere. He pulls out a very beautiful butter knife with metal engraving carved on the side.
And he has bone china on this table and he cuts a small piece for you and he puts it out and
he cuts a small piece for himself. And he takes it and he has coffee. He offers you a coffee as well.
And he goes, you know, Squish, you don't really seem to talk about yourself like some of the others.
>> But I was born in Dustfall, unfortunately. So I would really like to make it back to the
to Teacher Rose a few times. That's a very strange way of messing with your head. Have you ever heard
>> Oh, well, you're gonna have a lot of fun with that. I bet that's gonna just be a great surprise
for everybody here. >> I don't like that. >> Yes. It's a beautiful place. It's a very surreal,
nothing quite like Dustfall. Of course, I myself was not raised in Dustfall. I was raised in the
>> It is kind of a dump spill. That is true. >> Yeah, when you were there, did you happen to
>> In the middle of the city. It was really weird. >> I'm sure it was. I passed through it very
>> Oh yeah, I forgot about that whole thing. You should probably forget about that whole thing too.
>> So you go work as actions, resistance. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I saw this. I didn't see it there.
All right, roll. Success. >> Okay. So yeah, you'll reduce your seven stress if you have it.
>> Okay, well, whatever. Do I have stress? I don't even think I have stress. I think I'm a smooth
as a cucumber here. I have one stress. >> You have one stress. Okay, so you're gonna overindulge.
>> Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Reading the book about keeping your captain from getting heartburn.
That's what I'm reading from this book. >> Keeping your captain from getting heartburn, okay.
>> Does he fall out of his hammock? >> I'll let you pick. What do you want your level one harm to be?
>> I'm gonna say, yeah, so level one damage, hammocked over. >> Hammocked over. Level one damage,
hammock damage. >> So you should have level two, which is the winded, right? Winded in uppercut,
and then level one. >> All right, all right, all right. So I try to leave the bathroom. I've got
the hammock wrapped around my legs and my ankles and all that, and I'm just like pulling it, and I
rip it off the wall, roll it around my shoulders like I'm kind of like I'm like a towel. And I start
walking around the ship kind of like I'm just woke up, you know, like looking for a cup of coffee.
>> Well, you don't think, if you can't handle me at my worst, you can handle me at my best.
what's her name? Lady Highhill, she just let me down easy. And yeah, I'm just kind of moping around
>> Nobody's there but you. It's this front part of the ship where there's like hammocks and places
to lay down. It's meant to be the crew's quarters and everyone else sleeps everywhere else.
I just got done putting my heart out there and jumping into fires and jumping out of windows
>> Yeah, I can only take so much stimulation. >> I imagine the conversation just start picking
>> No, I'm drinking from a mug. I just woke up in the morning and it's their steam off the mug.
>> I was just coming to see how you're doing. >> And I'm on the bed. My head is just buried in
>> Because of the, well, because you're illiterate. >> Yeah, that's probably why she doesn't want to
that's the thing you learn when you're little and then if you don't learn it, then you'll never learn it.
why when I was a wee lad trying to learn how to read. It's a very good book. I've taken a lot of notes.
>> Because I'm very drunk. And I always do drunk what you said you do sober. That way, you're never a liar.
>> All right. Thanks, I guess. Why don't you even hear, what are you wearing? You're covered in rope.
>> I don't think we should let him have anything. We should take the whole ship and the harp with it.
I've been trying not to mutiny for 25 minutes a day to see if I can get better at not doing it.
>> I'm just saying I've been practicing it for 25 minutes a day. It's not been that 25 minutes
>> All I'm saying is the red captain, he's killed people, a lot of people. And I've killed people
>> Right. Well, you know, I just wanted to make sure you didn't feel left out. We're good friends.
>> No, I mean, I want to have ghosts, but I want to have like a collection of different ghosts.
>> What is that? Is that masturbation? >> I'm asking, what are you doing right now, damn it?
I've raised my head from the pillow, and you can just see my mascara has run all down my face.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I patted off. >> At this time, I'd like to walk in with my failed baked
Yes, I'm upset about that. She showed just a little bit of interest in me. I was very excited.
chuckles and bringing in the bass galax and all this, from a distance, the captain overhears all of
So if you have a level one, it can be erased. If you have a level two, you can go down to level one.
>> Cool. I had blurry eyes from flash. So I got rid of that. I still have my level two love concussion.
>> Yeah, so Tony, instead of rolling, you see him doing this motion and you think he's rolling
Yeah, I took a little bit of hit the other day, a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
okay, I can try and help you for this. Just have a seat here and he sits you down in this chair.
using the wrapping, the blanket, the hammock around me like it's the guy getting the haircut.
looking at all your bruises and your cuts, and he's like, checks your teeth and does one of these.
by the way. Hey, did you guys set something else on fire? I saw some smoke as we were leaving.
>> That was something else, but I'm sorry we left you on that island. We thought you were dead,
I thought we didn't see that. I mean, we saw the broken arm, but we didn't see you as we ran.
You're not the first person to be left on an island. Let me tell you that. It's been happened,
better than stronger than ever. How's that arm doing? >> Pretty broken. It hurts when it rains,
and it hurts when it's cold, and it hurts if I get hot. >> So it sounds like you can use it to
tell the weather. That's brilliant. You'll be great a part of our crew. Listen, I'm starting a new crew.
>> You remember Baz when I'm muting against him? >> Yeah, didn't he get a hole in the head?
>> For healing, you're just going to roll two D-6s. Two D-6s. Because you're going to get one roll
from Tawny who's healing you. And then with Chuckles' physical ability, you guys get an extra plus one.
>> Okay. So you got nine and you have none filled up. So every time, Brandon, if you look at your
sheet, you get a point, you get a square for each point. So you would get nine. So you'd like a one,
attempting to read this book, you're in your room, right? And you just got one little candle lit?
the blanket and you're aware that someone's standing next to you. And then they sit on the bed
>> And she kind of like snuggles into you next to you in the blanket and is like reading the book
>> All right. Well, yes, so far, one fish, fish, fish, fish. Those are the two words I know so far,
>> I mean, I have alchemists. What is alchemist? When you invent or craft a creation with alchemical
but it's kind of a cheat mostly because there's just fish on the page. I'm not super clear which
drawings of fish. So one of these must be fish. >> Can I, can I, can I like spy around the corner?
you're not, you're not, you're struggling. >> Yeah, well, I'm embarrassed and I don't want your help.
>> She can, she doesn't like say things, but you get the very clear impression of like what
she's thinking and doing. So she's under, what you can tell from her right now is that she's
under this blanket and she wasn't quite sure why Chuckles was under here, but she's very entranced
>> Can I tell Dee Dee to point to the fish, like one of the drawings of the fish, point to the word fish?
>> Yeah, she points to the bird fish. >> Quit trying to learn me from a distance, both of you.
>> You don't know that I'm doing this? >> You don't know that I'm down here looking at books.
>> I just think it's going to be funny when I make funny use later that the ape knows how to
all over the ship, but they keep going missing. But you don't think it's Chuckles, in fact,
you are convinced it's the captain menacing you? >> Damn ghosts are everywhere. They just take
things whenever they want, just to fucking piss me off. >> You keep taking all the baby books.
arm to point out the letters, because you are mind controlling her, she does momentarily go
a little zombified. And you notice this, this is what you've noticed, Chuckles, and you kick her
out of your bed kind of like, basically pulling the same temper tantrum you've just pulled.
>> Get out of here, you're not going to teach me to read monkey? Now get out of here. I thought
you just didn't hear to cuddle me or something, give me some sort of platonic love, but no,
go back to your nest or monkey nest or whatever. >> And you take the broom that's never used to
>> She climbs up back into, we'll come back to you in just a second, Chuckles, but she climbs up
back into her nest where the patches your books are. She's the one that's been stealing your books.
attention away from the guards. I mean, he was fighting that one guy. I mean, the second time,
and he sits down at the edge of your bed and he's looking at what you're doing and he goes,
>> Yeah, I lost interest in that. Also, didn't I finish doing that? I honestly don't remember.
>> Oh. Well, I got to be honest with you, Cap. I was told that maybe the speakers are a bad idea.
>> Is it? >> Well, I think so anyway, but I'm glad to see you reading. What is this? One fish,
>> Well, thank you for decoding that. Also, please don't tell the others that I'm learning to read.
>> They have done nothing but try to encourage me and help me out, and I have to lash out at them.
>> He stands up and he says, "I'll keep your secret." >> Thank you. >> But you'll have to keep mine.
and eventually you blow out your candle as not to burn down the entire ship. We're not there yet.
you look over the edge and on the very edge in the horizon in the sea, you can see kind of just
like glittering from the land. And all you can kind of tell us that there are like these bright red
cliffs ahead of you and there seems to be some sort of village or settlement, but it's very far
in the distance. You can barely make it out. And the captain steps up behind you as you all
storm the castle, fight the armada, get to the top tower, play my harp, command their entire
>> We're going to go and fight the, it's really, really clever. We need to go and fight this armada.
Do you see them right over there? And you guys turn and you see these fleets of just white ships,
You are witnessing the teacher of fleet. It's a group of naval vessels outside of the main island.
>> Are you sure this is a viable plan? I don't, I, I, I, I, you thought this through, I just,
>> I have an entire ghost ship. I have a most amazing crew. And I don't think there's anything
I was so proud of myself of the prank. >> It was a fine prank. Yeah, I don't know if we should go to war.
>> Hey, why would we kill everyone and replace them with ghosts when we could just use them
I'm leaving myself open to opportunities here. What if some of them don't go along with it? I
like the genie where he's crammed in the lamp, except the lamp is transparent and shaped like a
>> And celebrated you. Some of the-- yeah, your best qualities are the ones we love the most,
It's usually some crazy shit happening and you say, "Go for it," or "Have fun," or "Let loose."
>> It doesn't mean destroy everything. I mean, don't get me wrong, you're a lot of fun sometimes,
You were dancing in the middle of the hall, shooting fireballs out of your fist and your feet.
And it's just not a good time for me. She would not have said that if she had not inhaled so much
>> I can't-- I cannot find that. You did-- you did-- that lady had a lot of smoke inhalation.
Agree. I'm glad. We agree finally. So, Hotman, what do you have to say for yourself? You degenerate.
and that is what I do. If you'd like me to set up things on fire less, maybe provide more instruction,
I have lost everything. My friends, my family, my ship, my respect. I'm back in the toilet,