No, no, there's only two garbarges
Season 5, Episode 25but as usual, they weren't listening, and instead saw something for you, Billy Lee playing.
But all that will have to wait, because a migrating school of Leviathan stands between the crew and their next stop,
I like listening to the podcast because I'm much more able to imagine what's going on and picture it.
Yeah, so you guys, as the captain points, he says there's Leviathans, a school of them, migrating school.
Now, they are not nearly as long as the Leviathan or large as the Leviathan, as you thought earlier.
They are, you know, instead of being like 20 feet in length, they're, you know, much more significantly less.
So, you guys didn't really see the Leviathans at first, even though the captain's been shouting
And the only one who's actually sleeping where they're supposed to be is, in fact, Chuckles,
It's just dirty laundry and what you think are children's drawings that are taped to the wall.
But you see they are of adult theme, not porno, just, you know, adult themes like violence and suggestive situations.
Is anyone going to do anything to try to prevent your immediate impact with this group of writhing sea creatures?
Okay, I'm going to have you roll a finesse, because you've got to maneuver this heavy cannon all by yourself.
No one would have expected you to be good at this first time, but this will be a good team-building experience for you.
But maybe since, and this is just a suggestion, there are no, I liked your suggestion, there are no bad ideas, just better ideas.
Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
Yeah, so the ship now, instead of, like, plowing forward, is just kind of, like, spitting, kind of in the middle of the water,
Dee Dee's hanging on to the rigging, kind of like, like a tilt-a-whirl, just like, or Gravitron.
Uh, I think I'm just going to start taking pop shots at ones coming close to the, the ship as best as possible.
It is only one, uh, but the blood in the water does make them kind of react a little weird.
They're kind of less, like, undulating now, and they kind of palm just slightly, uh, because now they smell blood in the water, and now they're, like, kind of in the hunting mode.
I think I found one, and I'm going to initiate, uh, putting my cannon into the cannon hole.
Can I, uh, I ram, I, um, I start running with the cannon, and I jump onto it, because the, the, the spinning has caused it to kind of roll.
And I'm holding on for dear life, and as I hit the, it goes right into the hole, and then fires.
Uh, but you manage to get the cannonball to like plow straight through a group of Leviathan.
Uh, you can see that there's now kind of like a separation between like a group of Leviathan.
Because I assume I, I have to, I have to go against the way I'm spinning into the, the opening.
And although you don't understand what her, like, intense, like, chattering she does afterwards,
Uh, Dede is of course, as Dede starts to unfurl things, uh, she makes that mistake of looking
I'm going to leave the wheel and start climbing like a little coconut boy up the, uh, up the
You go grab the real, uh, chuckles, roll your prowl as you like a little madman scurry around
Uh, you two, as you, uh, carry around the sails, you feel this like cold breeze on your neck.
Now you are lurching towards the path you have created, but it is starting to close, um, as the, uh, group of leviathans kind of reforms itself.
Um, all right, I'm going to climb back into the crow's nest and take shots at the ones closing in on the path to maybe get them to stay cleared.
And the more that you kill, the more sort of ravenous sort of like craze that the refs become.
And I imagine the boat just kind of like there's a little jump in the air like I just hit a curb
So you bounce on top of the Leviathans and you manage to kind of just like skirt past them.
You take on a little bit of damage just because you are a large boat hitting a mass of water.
But you, with your sails completely full, you guys just start beelining it out of the way and away from this Leviathan board that was after you.
Like, I put a lot of effort into those flames and only the stupid captain got to mess with it.
And then it goes down all the way pretty far until you just see this small little ball hit into the ocean.
And all of a sudden, mushroom cloud and bits of leviathan start kind of dropping onto the deck.
I know we've collectively agreed that we should try to avoid the amount of holes that go on the ship.
I bring up the hygiene simply because the next island we're stopping at, I think there's like a hot spa.
I'm hoping there's a cold one because I really don't want you to collect cold water or hot water.
I turn to Patches and go, I don't know if he's pale or just, or tanned or just really dirty.
Let's just keep this idea floating because we should definitely take that ship and shove off.
And after a while of walking, you realize you're not finding a path or any sort of normal walking distance.
And as you turn, peeking through the window at you, squatting, pooping into this hole, which
Like, she just kind of, like, puts her hand on either side of the windowsill and just, like,
There's many, there's, there's actually a couple Fitz Clydes out there, if you can believe it.
Uh, at first it was a, as a case of, uh, amnesia mixed in with some, uh, you know, grandiose, uh, opinion of myself.
But, uh, I thought maybe I could just take his name and his, uh, and his ship and people wouldn't question it.
Uh, you know, when I tried becoming the captain the first time and then I lost it to a Leviathan and I had to jump through the poop hole.
And then we went to a cave of wonders and of magic and then, and then we ended up on the ship.
And she really stubbornly kind of just sighs and just puts her knife back in sheath and follows you as you walk out the door.
Uh, and the same thing, you turn the corner and just as she finishes, it's like, yeah, I'm sure we will never see it again.
I just found this thing somewhere and I thought it'd be fun to pluck up a few strings and try
It's really hard to imagine what the music looks like from a book, especially when you can't
But before that, it used to be just a hunk of junk way up in the sky between two buildings.
Bridget, I could just tell you, she's like, I did not expect that question to come up tonight.
Because the way the days work here, it's like, they just kind of, like, stretch on forever.
And let me tell you, you just got to ground yourself, take a deep breath, and try not to fall over.
There's just, like, carpeting and, like, tinkering stuff and, like, a pole and a really weird hole.
So, she just sits on some random furniture and watches as you just keep making laps around the junk fort.
Yeah, I saw you guys land and you snuck off and you went with the captain, which is like, why would you do that?
I saw your friends go into the woods and you know what happens when they go into the woods, right?
You ever hear that old chestnut story about being locked in some kind of, like, loop and you can't escape it?
I mean, I was willing to entertain him about it because, you know, he and I are going through a rough spot right now.
Maybe if we all stood in a circle and jumped at the same time, we would break through reality