Playing for Keepys
Season 5, Episode 22I don't really have, like, a good image of all the different opportunities to upgrade your crew.
Because it's either you can upgrade, get an ability, an extra flame, so you can, like, get more.
It's just, I was, like, looking for, like, a list of, like, specifically for your guys' class.
Then you see, like, underneath the box that has shadows in it, there's claims, upgrades, abilities.
You are so lucky in that the captain actually has room for a laboratory and some beginner laboratory.
Well, it made me look like a real like, you know, actually, actually, it's pronounced Django.
When he's playing, uh, a character called Bruce Wayne goes out in the public and he puts on
And then, um, I getting rid of like concussed and stress from failed jump and mental shock.
Uh, I don't know where it's marked, but that's what I told you at the beginning of last time.
It says, when you wreck, the work is much quieter than it should be and the damage is hidden from casual inspection.
I think hunt is for like following things at a long distance or being able to shoot from a long distance.
Well, then I'm going to take my last one for hunt and get hunt all the way up to level three.
And I'm just going to be like, you know, like the cartoons where they're spitting water into
I gotta listen to that episode again, because I think it was good, but I don't remember what happened.
I've been, I, I've been like a really permissive parent where I'm just letting this, this fire demon, whatever he is, just kind of run amok.
Yeah, I think you tell him every time just go wild, which I don't feel like is a good idea for a flame monster.
Captain looks over, sees y'all swimming, and, uh, he calls out to, uh, Patches, who's also on deck.
Well, when you get yourself aboard, make sure you dry yourself off and make sure you clean up any sand.
Well, you know, waffle stomping was number one, but it seemed like I needed to make a make a point.
Well, you guys spend your first night in the boat after, you know, you've had Squish's delicious
It's the demon homeland, I assumed, which might have been my mistake, being that you're a demon, that you may have heard of your homeland.
Well, you should probably clear that up before next time you see him, because that got a little
I feel like Red Captain's got like a clipboard in front of him and like, just like, good idea.
Listen, if we can get our way back to last hurrah, I'm sure somebody there probably has a proper map.
Oh, that was, that was a little, a little, a improvisation that I was trying out along with everything else.
I meant more in terms of our immediate problems, which is limited food supply, map, and no weapons.
And then, Patches, since you're so fond of your map-making and de-faring beliefs, you're in charge of finding us a map and navigating us, the teacher.
Do you know what we do with people who have no responsibilities and are useless on this ship?
I walk away, and as I storm off, I, like, meanly grab a broom and start walking down the stairs.
Now, Chuckles, there's nothing in my particular experience that tells me you're going to be any good at this, but I'm putting you in charge of the armory.
Ideally, I would like you to make things that don't blow up until we intend them to blow up.
As you run back up onto the main deck, you are suddenly stopped, as you see in the horizon,
And he yells kind of loudly over the edge just to make clear that the other group can see him.
I think the best course of action is to take us in very close and then get very far away from them.
So, Captain, as you, or not Captain, I'm sorry, Patches, as you start to navigate the boat,
So you guys are trying to do, like, kind of sweep in and, like, hit the other ship and then zoom back.
And as you get closer to the lead buzzard, a few of the other crew members from his ship start swinging and coming over to your side.
And then just does a quick tap and is able to kind of like disarm you and send you sprawling onto the ground.
And you see he takes his sword, and he takes off, like, a little rubber tip that was on it, and now he takes it off.
But he does, like, raise his sword, and he kind of kicks the sword that you dropped, Chuckles, and he kicks it towards you.
So he starts to sword fight with you, Chuckles, and you kind of quickly have to get up and, like, you know, fight him back.
Yeah, so, surprisingly, you're able to pick up the sword and kind of, like, fend him off really well.
Anybody who gives you the slightest, like, a bit of, like, assurance or anything, you're like, just go.
And so they kind of, like, instead of trying to avoid a collision or anything, they're just kind of, like, bumping up against you.
Yeah, and then we all go back to our own trips and, you know, have some cocktails and have some etouffee and, you know, appetites.
You probably are, like, walking a little bit on the crow's nest because he is driving erratically and just crashed into something.
So right before we started firing onto them, and I was already in the crow's nest, I set up a rope that I could just slide right down to get a fast, fast access to the deck.
You just, like, bust out this, like, cool-ass rope that you probably have stored up there for a while now.
And I think the, uh, the lead buzzard over here thought they could just give us a little warm-up, a little howdy-do into, into, uh, piracy.
Slowly you see, like, the whites of his eyes, kind of like, his eyes basically, like, roll back into his head.
And then, from the ground of the ship, you see this, like, green mist start coming up, and it starts forming the bodies of deadly, dead crewmen.
So you have pirates and sailors in ragged clothes and ripped-up clothes, uh, and they pull out their swords.
Now, because I've heard that this is some sort of razmatazz, I like to pull his pants down.
Well, I feel like this is some kind of high school, like, grade school shit that I just want to embarrass him.
I'm going to say, roll your prowl, because I imagine you're trying to get up to him and, like, pull his pants down before he can react.
And, of course, he is wearing, uh, red, uh, white polka-dotted, or white with red polka-dot boxers.
Uh, and he sees the ghost, uh, the ghostly crew around him that are all now, like, threatening and, uh, and, you know, threatening him.
We thought we would just give you guys a quick, uh, quick little, you know, hiya, and then, uh...
And, uh, as he says that, he's trying to, like, struggle to get his pants on, but he starts running back towards his ship.
As this, uh, monkey is now rummaging through their stores for tobacco, which you told her is on the ship.
Who thought they were just gonna go and kind of give you guys, like, a hard time and then fly away.
Connage looks at you and he's, he's like looking at a hot man who is, is a fire creature, you
So, Squish, you go down into the galley, but all they seem to have are, like, bottles of tequila and limes.
So you find, between the three of you searching, you find a few bottles of tequila, a few limes,
These are some very old, bedraggled, like, teeth missing, you know, makeup applied to skewed crew members.
So you guys board your boat and the iron buzzard takes off slowly and as it fades out of view,
And he looks around and he laughs and he goes, well, you guys didn't do too bad for yourself,
Yeah, there was this one guy that said that it was built on Indian burial ground or Native American burial ground.