Playing for Keepys

Season 5, Episode 22
July 30, 2024

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Hail the Jump Fork boys, in the night they roam,

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Sousing wolves with fire and cruel.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate,

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Explosions mark the hours never late.

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Okay, so there were some questions from last time about some stuff,

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and I did some research.

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So this is mostly for Squish.

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So I know you wanted to master one of those elements.

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So mastery, or elements, abilities, you're not the avatar.

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There.

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To master abilities, you as a crew have to decide.

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That's like an upgrade your crew gets.

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So you guys have to spend points on upgrading and getting a mastery ability

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before you can do it.

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And it's for XP points.

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So you guys have two that you can use.

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But otherwise, yeah, you Squish, you get your XP point back

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if you want to.

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You can't upgrade anymore.

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Okay.

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Whatever skill it was.

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Because I know you used one to upgrade your Sway.

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Yeah.

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And then you got one for your ghost pet.

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So you have one left over.

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Okay.

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Your ghost.

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Yes.

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And so ghost hunts.

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Yeah.

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So your pet gets a spirit energy.

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And you can pick one of the following abilities.

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Ghost form, mind link, or arrow swift.

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Which basically means they can turn into a ghost.

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You can have a supernatural, what is that, psychic link.

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Or they can run real fast.

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Oh, okay.

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So you can pick one of those.

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And then, yeah, they level up.

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He and Dee Dee are definitely going to get mind link.

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All right.

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Oh, my God.

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This is terrible.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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Because all that lucky things about is cigarettes.

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Yeah.

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She's very addicted.

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Well, no.

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Then I don't have to tell her what to do.

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Like, out loud.

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I can just think about it, and she'll do it.

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Well, she's not a puppet.

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She's not a robot.

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She has, like, free will, man.

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Yeah.

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If I tell her to do something, she will.

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Not with mind control.

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Oh, is it mind control, or is it, like, mind communication?

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Mind link.

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It's mind communication.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So, yeah, you can't just make her do stuff.

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No, but I can tell her, like, hey, what can you do, or ask her, can you do that for me?

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No, it's going to be like in Captain Planet, where it's like, Dee Dee, I need your help.

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Come!

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I've never seen Captain Planet.

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Wow.

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He's our hero.

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He's going to take pollution to zero.

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I know sex stuff, either.

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Captain Planet?

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With Captain Planet or Dee Dee.

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It's just not right.

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Great.

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Oh, wait.

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Hold on.

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Let me pull this out.

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Okay.

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Yeah, so you got two crew upgrades.

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I will try to remember to, like, upload them into the Discord next time.

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I don't really have, like, a good image of all the different opportunities to upgrade your crew.

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Okay.

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I'll make sure you get that.

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Because it's either you can upgrade, get an ability, an extra flame, so you can, like, get more.

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Let's see.

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Some of it is in Foundry, right?

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Yeah, some of it is.

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There's, like, Shadow.

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It's just, I was, like, looking for, like, a list of, like, specifically for your guys' class.

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And, like, in general.

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And I just, I ran into a tough time.

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And then I got upset and I quit.

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So.

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All right.

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So we're Shadow.

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You guys are Shadows.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So if you click on, at least I can, but I'm a GM.

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If you click on the Ball Blasters, you'll bring up the character sheet for the group.

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Mm-hmm.

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There's a Claims tab, which is the default.

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Then there's an Upgrade tab.

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Yeah.

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And a little plus sign.

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So there's a list of things that we can get here.

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The ones that start with the next day chapter is from the Shadow, right?

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Right.

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And then there's upgrades you can just, like, all crews can get.

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They're, like, general upgrades.

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Looks like those are on the bottom because they don't have anything at the beginning.

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Oh.

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Yeah, because here's Mastery.

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Your crew has access to Mastery-level training.

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Yeah, that's four XP points.

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But then we need four XP points.

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And we only have two.

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Yeah.

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I want that Mastery, and I want it bad.

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I want to be a Master Tinker.

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Where?

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Wait, where is that?

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Mastery?

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Yeah.

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Or what?

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The thing I'm looking at?

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Yeah.

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I clicked on the ball breakers.

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Okay.

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Then you see, like, underneath the box that has shadows in it, there's claims, upgrades, abilities.

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Yeah.

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Those are tabs.

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So click on upgrade.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Okay, gotcha.

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Then the plus sign in that black box that says crew upgrades.

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And there's a list of all the different upgrades.

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Yeah.

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There's some good ones in here.

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Thief rigging.

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You get two free load worth of tool or gear items.

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Well, we never use that anyway.

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Okay.

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You have easy passage through the underground canals, tunnels, and basements of the city.

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That's useful on a boat.

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Well, we don't.

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There might be underground.

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There might be tunnels in the boat.

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Or does that not count as part of the city?

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Yeah, sure.

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Maybe there's certain passageways in the boat.

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Yeah.

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I mean, where does that great go?

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I mean, we've just been stomping all our number twos in there, but maybe there's like,

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I don't know.

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A secret creek.

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Tunnels in there.

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Secret tunnel.

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Carriage house.

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You have a carriage, two goats, and a stable.

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Horses are very rare in dust fall.

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Most carriages in the city use large, ecrows and goat as their draft animal.

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Well, that's good to know.

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It's a big-ass goat.

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I mean, if it's pulling a cart like a horse, it's a pretty big goat.

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Well, it has a pretty small carriages.

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Or a small carriage.

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That's true.

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It's just a wreck shop.

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Whoa, barge.

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Add mobility to your lair.

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We didn't upgrade to that.

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We just got a barge.

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No, but you did get a boathouse.

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Well, do we have it anymore?

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Well, you have a large boat.

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That also works as a house.

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Well, that's in dispute.

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Sounds like.

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Seems like.

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All right.

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Do you see anything there?

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You guys are particularly...

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No, I kind of want to save up for the mastery.

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You want to save up for mastery?

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That's what I want to do.

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Kind of.

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Oh, we do have a boathouse.

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That good with you, Brandon?

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Patches.

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Oh, sorry.

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Is that good for you, Patches?

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Yar.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Does Yar mean yes or no?

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Yar?

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Yar.

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Yar.

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Yar?

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Cool.

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Do we still have the laboratory?

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Yes.

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And the laboratory.

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That kind of neat.

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That kind of eaten by the whale.

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You are so lucky in that the captain actually has room for a laboratory and some beginner laboratory.

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items on deck.

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Wow.

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We didn't go there the other day, but you do have one.

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Well, that's lucky for T'Juckles.

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T'D is silent.

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Quit pronouncing it.

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Bitch.

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Oh.

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Do you know what a terrible word is?

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Is Q.

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Q-U-E-U-E.

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All the letters except for the Q are silent.

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My mom got Netflix and she used it by herself.

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It was after we moved out.

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So she just used it and she had never said the word Q out loud.

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And when she said it to us, she said it, she said it, Q-U-O-O.

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Just like, not a bad pronunciation.

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Q-U-O.

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It kind of looks like my Q-U-E.

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Q-U-E.

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Q-U-E.

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Q-U-E.

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Q-U-E.

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All right.

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Great.

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Hey, that looks really nice.

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That's from Chachi P.T.

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One time I told a girl, like she was talking about how she saw Django Unchained and I told

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her the D is silent and it kind of made things awkward.

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So she hadn't seen the movie.

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Well, it made me look like a real like, you know, actually, actually, it's pronounced Django.

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Actually, you're trying to tell me something.

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It's pronounced Juggles.

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I'm winking at you, Tiger.

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See?

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Hmm.

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Uh, no, look, I can't.

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Because I'm wearing a patch and I patch.

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Yeah.

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Patches and patches.

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And I'm wearing a patch shirt.

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That's so many layers.

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Gray frock.

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The right color.

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It's the interior of my coat.

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Actually, the red frock was the interior of my coat.

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This is my real coat.

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Yeah.

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Didn't you just like flip it inside out?

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Yeah.

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It's like that.

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It's like when Jerry had that.

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It's very Seinfeld had that coat.

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And stripes.

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Yeah.

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It was like that, but it was all red.

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Now, you really bulked up this token.

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You look like, you know, pretty broad shouldered.

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The jacket hit a lot.

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That's, uh, that's, uh, the lion.

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I took it from, I took it from Bruce.

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Uh, from, uh, Batman, the animated series.

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That's, uh, his care.

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When he's playing, uh, a character called Bruce Wayne goes out in the public and he puts on

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a little mustache.

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He's called matches.

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No, I would have gotten that.

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Well, that's why I explained it.

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You're that.

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Well, actually guy again, this is how you make things awkward.

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Do I.

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All right.

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Uh, so, uh, patches.

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I know you use XP points.

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Uh, we did that before the game.

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Uh, so chuckles.

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You still have a three and then squish.

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You have one.

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If you want to assign them or you can do it next time.

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Did you assign it for me or did I have to do it?

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You're supposed to do it.

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Okay.

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I did not do it.

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What did you do?

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Okay.

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Oh, we just looked over.

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And then, um, I getting rid of like concussed and stress from failed jump and mental shock.

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Yeah.

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All your, all your stress and your healing, you guys should be back to a level.

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Level zero for stress too.

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Get out of here.

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Electrical arm.

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Ooh.

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So in order to add an ability, oh, it says right here what, what it costs.

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So this is one XP.

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And to upgrade my, like any one of these, what are they called?

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Not abilities.

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What are these other things?

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Prowess, resolve.

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They're your actions.

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Yes.

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To upgrade these, how much does it cost?

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One.

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Okay.

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And I have three points.

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You do.

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Where's that marked?

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Uh, I don't know where it's marked, but that's what I told you at the beginning of last time.

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Or ending.

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Hell yes.

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I'm going to up my Prowl.

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Is your tinker already maxed out?

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Yeah.

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That's why we need mastery.

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So I can tinker more.

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And I want this saboteur.

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It says, when you wreck, the work is much quieter than it should be and the damage is hidden from casual inspection.

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Well, nice.

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That'd be really good because you do like to wreck shit.

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And you're pretty good at it.

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I want to wreck fucking nuts.

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I'm trying to see what hunt does.

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Like what I would use hunt for.

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Let's see.

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I think hunt is for like following things at a long distance or being able to shoot from a long distance.

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It's more of like a sniper action rather than a close and personal.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, then I'm going to take my last one for hunt and get hunt all the way up to level three.

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I think I already had Compel.

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I'm going to look, but I think I already had Compel.

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You think you had Compel?

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Yeah, well, I thought you did too.

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I had it filled in on my paper.

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So it leads me to...

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So did you not?

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You didn't add it?

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Well, that sounds like me.

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That tracks.

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All right.

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Well, then you can add one more.

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I need your help, buddy.

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Well, you got it anyway, pal.

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You got one more XP then.

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I was going to put it on Sway.

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You already...

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So...

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Okay.

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Is that okay?

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Yeah, no.

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I've got three in Sway.

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If it helps deter what you want to get.

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I just don't know where I put...

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So like I'm not putting any more into Tinker because Juggles has Tinker.

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But it's up to you.

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I'm going to put a little bit just so I can lie a little bit more.

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You are.

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You do try that pretty often.

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It doesn't often work well.

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That could be why I have to add Sway.

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I put so much junk in my notes.

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Punched in my nose by Marlena's brother.

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Said I look different.

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It's Marlena.

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I don't know.

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Who even is Marlena?

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I know.

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That's a character I made.

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I don't even know who that is.

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Use X Monkina.

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Oh, that's good.

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That's clever.

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Oh, wow.

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I do have the most rank of everyone.

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Yeah.

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You're a wild card.

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Or not really.

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You're just a wrecking ball, I guess.

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It's not wild.

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You know exactly what he's going to do.

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He's going to wreck it.

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Yeah.

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You're nuts.

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He's going to punch nuts.

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Hide your nuts.

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Hide your wife.

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Hide your wife's nuts.

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All right.

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And then Chuckles and Patches, you both had a downtime activity if you wanted to.

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You can go first, Tiger.

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I'm still kind of marking my shit down.

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There's only so much you can do on a boat.

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There is.

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Yeah, because last time I played Solitaire, you guys yelled at me.

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So I'm not going to do that.

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You did make some knots.

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I did make knots.

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And then I got my hair tussled.

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So I say.

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Can I swim?

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Sure.

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Okay.

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Not that that's like my vice at all.

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But yeah.

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It's very in character, though.

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Yeah.

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You guys are just going to look over the side and be like, what the fuck?

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Is that Juckles out there?

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And I'm just going to be like, you know, like the cartoons where they're spitting water into

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the air like a fountain.

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That's just going to be me.

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Just going to be onions.

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Onions and onions.

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Onions and onions.

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It's just.

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No, I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Mostly because there's no place to steal.

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There's no markets to steal onions from on this boat.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're going to switch to shallots.

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What about the galley?

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There's got to be onions in there.

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I locked the galley.

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If you can't steal from your friends, who can you steal from?

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He's mostly.

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It's mostly hammocks down there.

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Hammocks.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah.

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The captain comes out onto the deck and he looks over the board side of the ship and he

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just sees you down there.

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Chuckles doing your best back float.

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Yeah.

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Backstroke.

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Ba, ba, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

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No, I'm just relaxing and floating in the sea.

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Wait, are we on the ocean?

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We're still in this stupid cave.

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You guys are outside of the cave.

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You're not very far from land.

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You didn't make it out of the cave.

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But, uh, you're not going really anywhere.

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You're just, like, parked right outside.

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Okay.

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Also, by the way, the island was on fire at one point.

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So now it's probably just a bunch of smoldering embers.

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How did it get on fire?

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How?

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I believe that was you guys.

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No.

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No.

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That couldn't have been.

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May or may not have been.

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Uh, matches.

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Sometimes it looks like this.

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It's patches, not matches.

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I know.

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But you're setting fires.

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So.

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I know.

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It does rhyme.

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You didn't forget about Hotman, did you?

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Uh, I did not until you spoke about him now.

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I feel like we pissed him off.

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No, we gave him.

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No, you let him.

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You let him go AWOL in Dusk Bowl.

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Uh, told him to set the whole dock on fire.

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And then when you needed him again, you told him to set, uh, Nelson Island on fire.

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I gotta listen to that episode again, because I think it was good, but I don't remember what happened.

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Was that the same episode he got, uh, Baz got shot in the head?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No.

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No, no, no.

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Baz got shot in the head as we were leaving Dusk Bowl.

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Not as we were setting the Nelsons on fire.

00:19:34
Oh, no, no.

00:19:35
That was later on.

00:19:36
That was many episodes later.

00:19:38
I've been, I, I've been like a really permissive parent where I'm just letting this, this fire demon, whatever he is, just kind of run amok.

00:19:46
Yeah, I think you tell him every time just go wild, which I don't feel like is a good idea for a flame monster.

00:19:52
I think the only time he wasn't helpful was when you guys were fighting Leviathan.

00:19:57
Yeah, imagine that.

00:19:59
Didn't you tell him it turned into a female Leviathan?

00:20:05
That was Neelix, I think.

00:20:07
Yeah, yeah.

00:20:09
Hello.

00:20:10
And it worked, it would have worked, too.

00:20:14
Captain looks over, sees y'all swimming, and, uh, he calls out to, uh, Patches, who's also on deck.

00:20:21
He goes, ah, Patches is, uh, the boy, all right?

00:20:25
Yar.

00:20:27
He's a strange one.

00:20:28
He likes to go swimming in the, in the drink.

00:20:31
Are you mocking my accent?

00:20:32
Yar.

00:20:34
You watch your ass.

00:20:38
I turn around and I start muttering to myself and walk away.

00:20:43
Like, just cussing and swearing.

00:20:46
I have a co-worker that's like that, by the way.

00:20:48
Well, I'm good to know.

00:20:50
What?

00:20:51
I mean, and now you're the co-worker.

00:20:52
I've become my worst enemy.

00:20:55
Uh, boy, he calls over, yeah, uh, y'all right?

00:21:00
Down there.

00:21:01
What?

00:21:02
You're comfortable swimming like that.

00:21:05
You look, well, you're kind of splashing around.

00:21:07
I didn't know if you're in distress or if you fell over intentionally.

00:21:11
No, it's surprisingly shallow.

00:21:13
We have not made it very far from land.

00:21:15
So, uh.

00:21:16
Yes, it is a concern of mine.

00:21:17
Yes.

00:21:18
Um.

00:21:19
It's been several hours.

00:21:20
We've not done anything.

00:21:21
No.

00:21:22
Yeah, there's.

00:21:23
No, I'm sure the bottom's getting all scuffed up.

00:21:25
Yeah, I'm noticing there's a lot of rocks down here.

00:21:28
Um.

00:21:29
It's amazing that we haven't sunk the ship yet.

00:21:31
Well, when you get yourself aboard, make sure you dry yourself off and make sure you clean up any sand.

00:21:37
I don't like a sandy deck.

00:21:40
Oh, you're really big on the cleaning thing.

00:21:42
It is a concern.

00:21:45
Yeah, I mean, you made it rule number one above waffle stomping, which was strange.

00:21:51
Well, you know, waffle stomping was number one, but it seemed like I needed to make a make a point.

00:21:59
All right, uh.

00:22:00
I'm going to climb up overboard and start drying myself off.

00:22:04
All right, what's the plan?

00:22:09
Where are we going?

00:22:09
Are we going to take on other ships?

00:22:13
We got down from the door.

00:22:15
That's the thing.

00:22:15
Now what?

00:22:16
What?

00:22:17
Are you up there on the deck when I come up and start drying off?

00:22:23
I mean, I walk out while you're drying off.

00:22:26
Okay.

00:22:27
Oh, we'll be revealed in time.

00:22:29
Don't you worry.

00:22:30
We've got the sun setting in front of us and a wonderful dinner you've prepared.

00:22:35
And I think we're, we don't need to rush anything.

00:22:38
Yeah, but what about after that?

00:22:40
Like tomorrow?

00:22:41
Oh, tomorrow's another day.

00:22:44
Yeah, but what are we going to be doing?

00:22:45
That's really how days work.

00:22:46
Yeah, I get how days work most of the time.

00:22:52
But, like, what's our plan?

00:22:54
Oh, you're an Erebeger, aren't you?

00:22:57
Yeah, I don't want to just sit here on this rocky, rocky water.

00:23:04
And not go anywhere.

00:23:05
I want to plunder.

00:23:06
I was promised plundering.

00:23:09
Who promised plundering?

00:23:11
Well, I thought it was the captain.

00:23:14
Well, Patches.

00:23:16
He promised a long time ago.

00:23:19
Patches!

00:23:21
I look up from over the side of the ship.

00:23:25
Yar?

00:23:26
Did you promise the boy is plundering?

00:23:32
I may have promised them that.

00:23:34
But I did it as you.

00:23:36
So it's not really like I promised them that.

00:23:39
It's more like you did.

00:23:40
Putting words in my mouth, have you?

00:23:44
That's how lies work.

00:23:46
Yeah.

00:23:49
I didn't tell them they could plunder.

00:23:51
I stole your identity and told them they could plunder.

00:23:55
Yeah.

00:23:55
It's like when mom tells you it's okay to do something even though dad doesn't like it.

00:24:00
Am I the mom or the dad in this scenario?

00:24:04
Doesn't matter.

00:24:08
You guys do have the same last name.

00:24:10
Daddy.

00:24:14
Didn't like that.

00:24:15
I'm a character.

00:24:18
Didn't like that.

00:24:19
All right.

00:24:23
Patches.

00:24:24
Patches.

00:24:25
You got your one down time before we kick things off.

00:24:27
You want to do anything?

00:24:28
I'm going to drink from my leg.

00:24:30
What's left?

00:24:32
All right.

00:24:32
I'm going to hang.

00:24:34
Is there like on the front of the ship?

00:24:36
Is there like a masthead?

00:24:38
Or not a masthead.

00:24:38
But a figurine or whatever.

00:24:40
A carving?

00:24:41
Yeah.

00:24:42
A carving.

00:24:43
And what is it?

00:24:43
It is a bare breasted woman.

00:24:49
Oh, yes.

00:24:50
Yes.

00:24:51
Can I sit on her shoulder?

00:24:53
Yeah.

00:24:55
Yeah.

00:24:55
Like monkey de-loofy?

00:24:56
The figurine is doing one of those like, you know, like Titanic poses where they're like

00:25:01
arms are behind them and they're kind of pushing off.

00:25:03
So, yeah, you definitely can like she's big enough.

00:25:05
You can sit on her shoulders.

00:25:06
All right.

00:25:07
I'm sitting on her shoulders and drinking my whiskey.

00:25:09
But it does look like a little kid being held on their shoulders by their dad.

00:25:13
Yeah.

00:25:13
It's like kind of like this.

00:25:14
Yeah.

00:25:15
Yeah.

00:25:15
Oh, yeah.

00:25:19
I was the captain.

00:25:21
Now I'm nothing.

00:25:23
Now I got to drink my leg.

00:25:30
You don't have to drink your leg.

00:25:32
Who's there?

00:25:33
It's me.

00:25:35
Yeah.

00:25:36
I've been watching.

00:25:37
I was really, really attracted to these large, large breasts on this boat.

00:25:43
Yeah.

00:25:45
The monkey's the same way.

00:25:46
I can't get the damn thing to get away from the thing.

00:25:49
I think the monkey's a woman.

00:25:50
I mean, female.

00:25:52
Yeah.

00:25:55
So.

00:25:55
But she is lingering by the figurehead.

00:25:58
Awkwardly.

00:26:00
Just like the rest of you.

00:26:01
Not me.

00:26:04
No.

00:26:09
No.

00:26:09
Imagine I'm trying to look away from the bare-breasted boat.

00:26:13
But I'm still looking at it on the side of my eye.

00:26:17
Just awkwardly as we're standing around.

00:26:18
Yeah.

00:26:19
I imagine this is like the scene in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.

00:26:22
Yeah.

00:26:23
Yeah.

00:26:23
Yeah.

00:26:24
Yeah.

00:26:24
Yeah.

00:26:24
Yeah.

00:26:25
Yeah.

00:26:25
Yeah.

00:26:25
Oh, my God.

00:26:35
So, that's my relaxation.

00:26:37
The drinking.

00:26:39
Oh.

00:26:41
Okay.

00:26:44
Perfect.

00:26:45
Well, you guys spend your first night in the boat after, you know, you've had Squish's delicious

00:26:51
dinner and you're just chilling out in the hammocks under the dock, under the deck.

00:26:58
And morning comes and bright and early you guys hear this, like, bell, you know.

00:27:05
Like, you know, someone's obviously trying to get your attention.

00:27:08
You wake up, you rush to the top deck, and there's the captain, you know, standing kind

00:27:15
of overlooking his pride and joy, overlooking the ocean.

00:27:18
And he turns and he goes, well, I'm glad you finally managed to struggle and wake up and

00:27:24
get up here in time.

00:27:25
Who struggled?

00:27:28
I don't know.

00:27:30
Took you more than five minutes.

00:27:32
If this bell ever rings, that means I need you guys on deck right away.

00:27:35
Does it have to be so early?

00:27:37
I mean, I feel like the ocean's not going anywhere.

00:27:40
And that's the point, is neither are we.

00:27:43
Now, I heard your complaint in last night that we haven't gone anywhere.

00:27:47
Mind you, it's our first day getting to know each other.

00:27:49
Thought we'd do some nice icebreakers.

00:27:51
But no, you guys want to set off?

00:27:52
We're getting ready to set off.

00:27:54
All right, let's go.

00:27:57
Where are we going?

00:27:58
Well, that's a good question.

00:28:01
My plan before I got some extra baggage here was to head to Ticharos.

00:28:10
Now, I suppose you all know everything about Ticharos there is.

00:28:13
So why don't you give us a heads up?

00:28:15
Squish.

00:28:16
Chef Squish.

00:28:19
That's hard to say.

00:28:20
I mean, as to where it's at or what we can expect.

00:28:23
It's the demon homeland, I assumed, which might have been my mistake, being that you're a demon, that you may have heard of your homeland.

00:28:32
I think I'm only half demon.

00:28:35
Oh.

00:28:36
Oh.

00:28:37
Well, this is quite embarrassing.

00:28:39
I didn't mean to assume you're a demon.

00:28:41
Yeah, it is.

00:28:42
Yeah, Captain.

00:28:42
That's kind of an HR snafu, don't you think?

00:28:45
Yeah, it's pretty easy to see why you think I am, but.

00:28:48
Yeah.

00:28:48
You know, the red skin.

00:28:51
And if I'm not mistaken, horns?

00:28:53
Well, yeah.

00:28:55
No, yeah.

00:28:56
No, you're fine, but don't just assume I'm all demon.

00:28:59
Well, I assume you're a HR.

00:29:03
I don't even know if, I don't remember if I said I was actually born there or not.

00:29:10
I don't think you ever said you were.

00:29:15
You said you were never there, I think, last week.

00:29:19
Yeah.

00:29:19
Okay.

00:29:20
So, yeah, I've never been there yet.

00:29:23
So you know nothing about it?

00:29:26
No, I know it's the land of demons.

00:29:29
And that's where at least one or both of my parents are from.

00:29:34
Do you know much about your parents?

00:29:36
No.

00:29:37
Oh, you're just a ripe full of information, aren't you?

00:29:41
Do you know your own name?

00:29:43
I go by squish.

00:29:46
But, oh, you want my full name?

00:29:52
Did you steal it from a captain, too?

00:29:54
No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:29:56
No, no.

00:29:58
I don't know if I can take that revelation right now.

00:30:00
No, my surname is Sunder.

00:30:04
Sunder.

00:30:07
Squish Sunder.

00:30:08
Well, Tarquish Sunder.

00:30:10
I'm Tarquish.

00:30:13
Tarquish.

00:30:15
It's funny.

00:30:18
You can call me Squish.

00:30:20
Chuckles with a D.

00:30:22
You think it's his last name.

00:30:23
Yeah, Chuckles.

00:30:24
Chuckles.

00:30:24
It was my grandfather's name, probably.

00:30:28
I thought it was your uncle's name.

00:30:29
Yeah, that, too.

00:30:30
They had the same name.

00:30:32
Your creepy, creepy uncle.

00:30:34
No, that was Skrullik.

00:30:36
Oh.

00:30:37
Is that the last name?

00:30:39
You know what?

00:30:41
He's kind of like Cher.

00:30:42
He's got one name.

00:30:43
How is he related to you?

00:30:46
I know Uncle.

00:30:47
Uncle.

00:30:49
Uncle.

00:30:49
Okay.

00:30:51
All right.

00:30:52
Well, you should probably clear that up before next time you see him, because that got a little

00:30:57
creepy.

00:30:57
I mean, he was very old.

00:30:59
I'm sure he's going to be dead next time I see him.

00:31:01
So now you just have to go to college to get the money.

00:31:06
Yes.

00:31:08
It's a real sitcom we have on our hands.

00:31:15
Real after school special.

00:31:16
Yeah.

00:31:17
All right.

00:31:18
Yeah.

00:31:18
Okay.

00:31:19
So.

00:31:20
But do you have a map?

00:31:21
Do you have a last name?

00:31:23
Me?

00:31:24
No, the other one.

00:31:26
To Junkles?

00:31:27
Yeah.

00:31:29
D is silent.

00:31:31
Junkles, Doubleday.

00:31:32
First D is silent.

00:31:33
Second D is not silent.

00:31:34
I know it's confusing, but it's.

00:31:36
Do you mean Doubleday?

00:31:38
Is it?

00:31:38
Is it Oobliday?

00:31:39
There's three D's in your name.

00:31:41
Oobliday.

00:31:42
No, no, no.

00:31:43
The first D is silent in Junkles.

00:31:45
The second D in Doubleday is not silent.

00:31:49
Again, I know it's confusing.

00:31:51
What about the third D?

00:31:52
Is there a third D?

00:31:54
You know what?

00:31:55
Reading's not my strong suit, as we've been through, as you keep rubbing in.

00:32:00
Well, and I don't need to get acquainted with you, Patches.

00:32:05
I already know who you are.

00:32:07
Do you?

00:32:09
So are we going to Tahiti or what?

00:32:13
We're going to Ticharos.

00:32:15
All right.

00:32:16
We're going to Ticharos.

00:32:17
Well, good news, bad news.

00:32:20
Good news is sort of bad news is not really.

00:32:24
All right.

00:32:29
Ticharos is one of those places that doesn't necessarily want to be found.

00:32:34
The people of Ticharos aren't exactly putting up welcome signs and bulletin boards.

00:32:39
So many miles to Ticharos.

00:32:41
Turn around.

00:32:42
You miss Ticharos.

00:32:43
Only 300 miles to Ticharos.

00:32:45
They don't really do that sort of thing.

00:32:47
Well, we know where the general area is, right?

00:32:50
Well, yeah.

00:32:51
We have an idea of the general area.

00:32:53
But there's a lot of area between us and them.

00:32:56
So, no, I don't necessarily have a map.

00:32:59
That's going to be step one is find a complete map.

00:33:03
Now, I have a partial map that I can display for you.

00:33:08
What if we go to that no man's land or do not enter?

00:33:12
What was the name of that island?

00:33:13
Avoid at all costs.

00:33:15
Yeah.

00:33:16
Avoid at all costs.

00:33:16
We can go there.

00:33:17
That's cool.

00:33:18
Didn't we go there already?

00:33:18
Yeah.

00:33:19
But if we go back.

00:33:20
And you burned it down.

00:33:22
Where do you think we are?

00:33:23
We burned that one down too?

00:33:25
No.

00:33:26
It's the same island.

00:33:27
No.

00:33:31
They're a different island.

00:33:33
Are you talking about the last hurrah?

00:33:36
Where they have the great bloomin' onions.

00:33:40
Yeah.

00:33:41
Yeah.

00:33:42
Yeah.

00:33:43
The last hurrah.

00:33:44
Yeah.

00:33:45
That's demons.

00:33:45
It's full of demons.

00:33:47
Someone has to know.

00:33:48
That's a good point.

00:33:50
We can start sailing there.

00:33:52
Do you know how to get there?

00:33:53
You have a map, right?

00:33:56
I feel like Red Captain's got like a clipboard in front of him and like, just like, good idea.

00:34:03
Let's mark that down.

00:34:04
Right here.

00:34:08
And he doesn't even have a pencil.

00:34:09
Yes.

00:34:13
Yes.

00:34:13
Yes.

00:34:14
A map.

00:34:15
A map was a good start.

00:34:16
Listen, if we can get our way back to last hurrah, I'm sure somebody there probably has a proper map.

00:34:24
Better than what I.

00:34:26
And the Leviathan guarding this island is pretty wounded, so.

00:34:30
They are not going to be happy to see us.

00:34:33
What did we do there?

00:34:36
What happened there?

00:34:36
I don't even remember what we did.

00:34:39
Well, we looted the place.

00:34:41
I think we stole all their food.

00:34:43
No.

00:34:44
They do.

00:34:45
No.

00:34:45
They tend to trap people there.

00:34:47
They like to trap you for all of all time.

00:34:49
Mm-hmm.

00:34:50
And they didn't trap us, so.

00:34:53
Well, and then all the food turned into dust.

00:34:55
Oh, yeah.

00:34:57
That's a good one.

00:34:57
That's a good trick.

00:34:58
They like to play on tourists.

00:34:59
Yeah.

00:35:00
But they did try to keep us there.

00:35:02
And we didn't burn them down?

00:35:06
I mean.

00:35:06
No, I don't.

00:35:08
Well, I don't know.

00:35:09
The one place we probably should have.

00:35:11
We didn't.

00:35:13
Okay.

00:35:15
All right.

00:35:16
Okay.

00:35:16
Well, then maybe they will be happy to see us.

00:35:17
Yeah.

00:35:18
Go back there.

00:35:20
Who doesn't like a returning guest?

00:35:21
Now, do we have cannons on this ship?

00:35:24
No.

00:35:26
No weapons.

00:35:27
No weapons.

00:35:29
Yeah.

00:35:30
Yeah.

00:35:32
It turns out when I.

00:35:33
No.

00:35:34
Now, if you can remember, I found this ship.

00:35:37
And I found it in the U.C.

00:35:39
And I've inhabited it with my ghost crew.

00:35:42
And they're having a great time down there, by the way.

00:35:44
All the secret places.

00:35:47
But I don't exactly have weapons.

00:35:49
I don't know what happened to that.

00:35:51
Well, why don't you ask Patches there?

00:35:53
Patches.

00:35:53
After you mutiny me, what you do with the weapons?

00:35:57
I, well.

00:36:00
Tossed them overboard.

00:36:03
Mm-hmm.

00:36:05
They were weighing us down.

00:36:08
I thought we could achieve higher speeds without them.

00:36:11
Like a balloon.

00:36:15
And what chapter was that in Captains for Dummies?

00:36:18
Oh, that was, that was a little, a little, a improvisation that I was trying out along with everything else.

00:36:29
I tried something and it didn't work, okay?

00:36:33
Yeah, it's really biting us in the ass right now.

00:36:38
We have no map, no weapons.

00:36:41
And, well, I do believe we have a decent food supply.

00:36:45
Okay.

00:36:48
There better be so many damn rutabagas down there.

00:36:52
Yeah, you've already made rutabagas law.

00:36:54
As a crew of four, well, five if you include the monkey.

00:36:59
We're going to go through those.

00:37:01
At a quick pace, considering the distance between here and there.

00:37:06
All right.

00:37:06
So, all problems can start with one solution.

00:37:10
And one solution is to assign texts.

00:37:12
Now, I thought about all of these problems last night.

00:37:15
None of this is new to me.

00:37:16
I know we have no map, no weapons, and a limited food supply.

00:37:19
But I have three capable crew members.

00:37:21
And I think if I start, you know, assigning you.

00:37:24
Where are they?

00:37:25
You're looking at them.

00:37:28
You're right, one.

00:37:28
They're number one.

00:37:29
Oh, don't.

00:37:29
Oh, God.

00:37:31
Is it we're capable?

00:37:35
Yeah.

00:37:37
You're all going to be assigned tasks, you know, to make sure we keep this ship afloat.

00:37:42
Everything's got to work together.

00:37:44
We're through.

00:37:45
Can I volunteer?

00:37:46
What do you want to volunteer for?

00:37:49
The crow's nest.

00:37:50
Sure.

00:37:52
Have fun.

00:37:54
I meant more in terms of our immediate problems, which is limited food supply, map, and no weapons.

00:38:00
So, Squish, since you are indeed the chef, I am assigning you our food supply.

00:38:06
Okay.

00:38:07
Hold on.

00:38:09
Sorry.

00:38:17
I'm trying to figure out how to assign this.

00:38:18
Oh, you think I would have figured this out earlier.

00:38:26
Do you see a clock that says food supply?

00:38:35
Yes.

00:38:36
Yeah.

00:38:36
Okay.

00:38:37
Perfect.

00:38:37
All right.

00:38:38
Perfect.

00:38:38
Awesome.

00:38:39
I can just go right above it.

00:38:40
Perfect.

00:38:43
You can go underneath it.

00:38:43
Yes.

00:38:46
That one is yours.

00:38:47
There you go.

00:38:48
Perfect.

00:38:48
And then, Patches, since you're so fond of your map-making and de-faring beliefs, you're in charge of finding us a map and navigating us, the teacher.

00:39:02
Oh, sure.

00:39:03
That'll be so easy.

00:39:05
Just filling in the map.

00:39:07
Do you want no responsibility?

00:39:14
Do you want to become useless?

00:39:17
Do you know what we do with people who have no responsibilities and are useless on this ship?

00:39:23
I don't know.

00:39:24
What do you do?

00:39:25
Oh.

00:39:26
I'm taking away your responsibilities.

00:39:31
I was going to give this to the little boy.

00:39:33
But since you have an attitude, you are in charge of keeping things clean.

00:39:38
There you go.

00:39:40
There's your new thing.

00:39:40
Yeah.

00:39:41
Charlie work.

00:39:42
I storm off.

00:39:45
I walk away, and as I storm off, I, like, meanly grab a broom and start walking down the stairs.

00:39:52
Yeah.

00:39:53
Go back to the laboratory where you belong.

00:39:55
Now, Chuckles, there's nothing in my particular experience that tells me you're going to be any good at this, but I'm putting you in charge of the armory.

00:40:04
Ooh.

00:40:05
I'd be good at that.

00:40:07
Do you want me to blow it up?

00:40:09
No.

00:40:11
Ideally, I would like you to make things that don't blow up until we intend them to blow up.

00:40:16
Now, that's the second part of that sentence.

00:40:18
That's a lot harder.

00:40:19
That's the second clause.

00:40:19
Very important.

00:40:21
Things that blow up when we want them to.

00:40:24
Not before.

00:40:25
Not accidentally.

00:40:26
Not because they got bumped.

00:40:27
Not because of this or that.

00:40:29
When we decide they should blow up, that would be ideal.

00:40:32
But not a requirement.

00:40:36
No, it is a requirement.

00:40:39
I'm changing that to requirement.

00:40:41
Oh, okay.

00:40:43
Well, that makes it a lot more difficult, you see.

00:40:45
All right.

00:40:49
Now, you two hang on.

00:40:50
I'm going to go find patches, and we're going to figure this out.

00:40:56
And the captain follows you to where you stormed off patches.

00:40:59
Where did you storm off to?

00:41:00
I'm going to get a dressing down.

00:41:02
You can't talk to me that way in front of my other employees.

00:41:06
Where are you at, patches?

00:41:09
I'm, like, down the stairs, just meanly sweeping up a corner.

00:41:12
But it just happens to be in the corner by my room, so there.

00:41:18
So, you're in this, like, dirty little place, and as the captain, he comes down the steps.

00:41:24
But he deliberately, like, stops before he sees you and, like, knocks on the wood,

00:41:28
almost like he's, like, knocking on the door before he's allowed to come in.

00:41:31
So he knocks.

00:41:33
Yar.

00:41:34
Can I come in?

00:41:36
It's a free ship.

00:41:39
No, it's my ship.

00:41:42
Well, then I guess you can go wherever you want.

00:41:46
All right.

00:41:47
The captain greets, gets down here.

00:41:51
And he is trying to be understanding.

00:41:53
But he is also very uncomfortable with the situation.

00:41:57
And says, listen.

00:41:59
Diplomatic fucking pirate.

00:42:01
Listen.

00:42:06
My whole plan really hinges on you.

00:42:11
Me?

00:42:12
You're the only one who has any sort of seafaring experience.

00:42:18
Plus, you know, you know your way around a ship.

00:42:22
You're good with ghosts, I assume.

00:42:25
Everyone's told me how you captured some.

00:42:27
Who's they?

00:42:30
The other ghosts.

00:42:32
You realize ghosts can see other ghosts.

00:42:36
I'm very good at ghost seeing.

00:42:40
I can see the two ghosts that you have in the bottles around your waist.

00:42:42
I mean, one's a demon, admittedly.

00:42:44
But I can't see them.

00:42:47
Yes, yes.

00:42:49
I have some random ghosts in my pocket.

00:42:52
Anyway, what are you getting at, Captain?

00:42:56
I'm saying that the only way this arrangement is going to work is one of two ways.

00:43:01
Either we get along and we treat each other with respect.

00:43:04
Or I fucking kill you and dump your body overboard.

00:43:07
I don't want to do the second.

00:43:09
I'd rather do the first.

00:43:10
You drive a hard bargain.

00:43:13
Cleaning is really supposed to be everyone's job.

00:43:18
The number one rule is to clean up after yourself.

00:43:21
And it really, really kind of takes...

00:43:23
It was always my job before.

00:43:26
Right, and that's why I changed the rule.

00:43:28
Because you were pretty fucking bad at it.

00:43:30
This is a trusting down if I've ever heard one.

00:43:36
Can we treat each other with a modicum of respect?

00:43:44
Yar.

00:43:47
Yar.

00:43:48
Yar.

00:43:48
No more outbursts.

00:43:50
No more angry storming off.

00:43:51
No more muddering under your breath.

00:43:55
Yar.

00:43:56
Yar.

00:43:56
Yar.

00:43:56
I know you want to mutter right now.

00:43:58
I can tell.

00:43:59
You're winding up for it.

00:44:00
Oh, no, no.

00:44:03
Heavens no.

00:44:03
Yar.

00:44:05
All right.

00:44:08
I'm going to go back upstairs.

00:44:10
And if you want to wait a few minutes, you can come back up after me.

00:44:14
So it doesn't look like I talked you into it.

00:44:17
Just more that we talked.

00:44:18
Is that fair?

00:44:19
Yeah.

00:44:21
Give me the map, though.

00:44:23
What do I need to look at?

00:44:25
Okay.

00:44:26
Okay.

00:44:26
Well, again, I do want to remind you, I don't have a map.

00:44:29
Well, what am I working with here?

00:44:32
How did you find your way to Last Hurrah?

00:44:35
How did you find your way to this place?

00:44:37
I had a map right in my hand.

00:44:39
I found it.

00:44:41
Where's the map now?

00:44:42
In my hand.

00:44:44
And you have the map!

00:44:46
Yeah.

00:44:48
That's how I found the ship.

00:44:49
It was in a treasure chest.

00:44:51
As soon as I saw it, I was like, hey, there's the ship.

00:44:55
Well, isn't that great?

00:44:58
So don't you already have the map as it is?

00:45:02
Yes.

00:45:04
So you can start, you know, guiding us the last hurrah?

00:45:09
Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:10
Are you asking, can I take the wheel?

00:45:12
Wait, Tiger, who's behind you?

00:45:14
That's Mel.

00:45:16
You lied to us.

00:45:16
Yeah, well, she lied to me.

00:45:20
You're a filthy liar.

00:45:21
Yeah, well, it's a good thing I'm wearing pants.

00:45:22
I'll never trust you again.

00:45:23
I'll never trust you again.

00:45:25
Look who's talking!

00:45:25
All right.

00:45:26
Patches.

00:45:29
Yes.

00:45:30
You can drive the ship.

00:45:32
Hey!

00:45:34
I throw the broom down and run past him.

00:45:37
Out of my way!

00:45:38
As you run back up onto the main deck, you are suddenly stopped, as you see in the horizon,

00:45:46
but heading straight towards you.

00:45:48
Another ship.

00:45:50
With pirate flags.

00:45:53
And you can tell from the make and the model of the ship and the way that it's cut up that

00:45:57
this is not a friendly ship.

00:45:59
You are having a pirate's ship sail directly towards you.

00:46:03
Captain Clyde?

00:46:05
Friends of yours, maybe?

00:46:08
Clyde looks, gets to the top of the deck, and he looks out at that ship, and he goes,

00:46:16
Trade not!

00:46:18
I need a token or whatever to see the image.

00:46:22
It's just a black screen for me.

00:46:23
Oh, no!

00:46:24
There, I got it.

00:46:26
Yep.

00:46:26
You got it?

00:46:28
I think so.

00:46:29
Can you see it now?

00:46:31
No.

00:46:32
Can you see it now?

00:46:37
Okay.

00:46:38
My bad.

00:46:38
My bad.

00:46:38
Oh, that's that formula earlier.

00:46:40
Yeah.

00:46:42
Yeah.

00:46:42
Yeah.

00:46:42
Things to come.

00:46:43
Well, no.

00:46:45
Also, I had some issues uploading it.

00:46:46
But the point is, is that, yes, a pirate ship is coming straight towards your way.

00:46:51
You can start to see fire blaze from its cannon as it approaches.

00:46:56
And I think we should take a break.

00:46:58
All right.

00:46:59
All right.

00:46:59
Now what?

00:47:13
All right.

00:47:14
Yeah.

00:47:15
So, you see this ship coming, and it's starting to fire cannons at you.

00:47:21
Nothing nearby.

00:47:21
Nothing that hurts the ship.

00:47:23
But clearly a warning shot.

00:47:25
And the captain kind of groans, and he's like, oh.

00:47:27
The carnage crew.

00:47:30
Carnage crew?

00:47:34
Yeah.

00:47:34
Yeah.

00:47:34
There are these other ships.

00:47:36
And, well, you guys wanted to plunder.

00:47:38
You want to go plundering?

00:47:41
We don't have cannons.

00:47:43
Nope.

00:47:44
Yeah.

00:47:46
I didn't really have a lot of time to fix that weapon situation.

00:47:48
Nope.

00:47:49
That's sometimes how it is on the open shore.

00:47:53
Sometimes open seas.

00:47:55
Sometimes you get attacked by a bunch of marauding, useless pirates.

00:48:00
And he yells kind of loudly over the edge just to make clear that the other group can see him.

00:48:07
And he points to their ship.

00:48:08
So, they're friendly, though, right?

00:48:10
Well, I mean, for pirates, they're friendly.

00:48:12
But for fellow pirates, not so much.

00:48:14
Listen, me and the captain don't really see eye to eye on quite many things.

00:48:18
And he's always just been a real pain in the air.

00:48:22
You know, just a real pain.

00:48:24
His name is Donald Carnage.

00:48:26
He's just a real asshole.

00:48:29
His ship over there is the lead buzzard.

00:48:33
He's a piece of junk, if you ask me.

00:48:36
And the ship does look kind of like this dark metal gray color.

00:48:41
The sails are all torn.

00:48:44
It really is in a very bad shape, especially compared to your guys' ship.

00:48:48
It just looks like real hot garbage.

00:48:50
But it's fast.

00:48:51
It's coming closer and closer.

00:48:53
And as it gets closer, you start to see some of the people on board.

00:48:57
You see one particular man.

00:49:00
Pull him out.

00:49:02
Thank you.

00:49:07
There he is.

00:49:11
I'm also going to just throw him in the chat real quick.

00:49:14
This is Captain Donald Carnage.

00:49:19
He's overly dressed.

00:49:22
Like, he's got this, like, blue suit on.

00:49:24
This huge hat.

00:49:25
Lots of feathers on it.

00:49:27
It's a very ornate.

00:49:29
Kind of over the top hat.

00:49:32
Hold on.

00:49:33
Let me throw him.

00:49:36
He looks about three feet tall.

00:49:38
That's the other thing.

00:49:41
He's not very tall.

00:49:42
But, you know, he makes up for it with his particular attitude.

00:49:47
And he leans over the deck.

00:49:49
And he kind of waves his hand.

00:49:51
And he goes, bonjour, gorgeous.

00:49:52
Oh, I hate this guy already.

00:49:57
Oh, look at you.

00:49:58
It looks like you have yourself a new crew, Captain Clyde.

00:50:01
I'm so glad to see it.

00:50:03
Captain Clyde.

00:50:07
This guy is awful.

00:50:07
Kind of just.

00:50:08
Kind of just growls.

00:50:10
Doesn't really pay him any mind.

00:50:12
And he turns to you guys.

00:50:14
And he goes, look, a super battle position.

00:50:16
He's not going to do anything.

00:50:18
He's more bark than he is bite.

00:50:20
And believe me, he's a lot of bark.

00:50:22
And very little bite.

00:50:23
I don't think he's actually going to do anything to us.

00:50:25
Try to ruffle your feathers a little bit.

00:50:27
But this will be a good test of your skills.

00:50:29
He's already fired cannons at us.

00:50:31
Yeah, he's got one up on us.

00:50:33
But has any of us.

00:50:35
Any of them hit us?

00:50:36
No.

00:50:38
No.

00:50:39
So he's either a really bad shot.

00:50:42
Or he's purposely not hitting us.

00:50:43
And either way, it doesn't matter.

00:50:45
Gather your wits about you, boys.

00:50:48
It's time to go into battle.

00:50:50
Okay.

00:50:50
I climb up to the crow's nest with my rifle.

00:50:54
Perfect.

00:50:56
That's likely to end down.

00:50:57
All right.

00:51:00
Captain Chuckles, what are you guys doing?

00:51:02
Chuckles, what are you doing?

00:51:05
Can I swing over there?

00:51:09
Not quite yet.

00:51:11
They are getting closer to you.

00:51:12
They're getting closer.

00:51:14
All right.

00:51:18
Well, I'm going to start rigging the sails.

00:51:22
All right.

00:51:23
Whatever that means.

00:51:24
Rigging the scales, whatever that means.

00:51:27
And then you, Captain?

00:51:28
I am at the wheel already.

00:51:30
What are you doing?

00:51:32
How are you directing the ship?

00:51:34
I'm kind of like, you guys turn around.

00:51:36
You thought I was next to you guys while this whole thing was going down.

00:51:38
And you turn around to give orders.

00:51:40
I'm already at the wheel.

00:51:41
Kind of like, oh, hello.

00:51:42
Red Captain.

00:51:45
Red Captain.

00:51:47
Yeah.

00:51:47
He's touching the steering wheel.

00:51:50
That's perfectly.

00:51:53
Captains can do that.

00:51:55
This is going to be a little test run for him.

00:51:59
Let's just see how well he does.

00:52:00
He's going to.

00:52:02
What are you going to do, Captain?

00:52:03
Take us in closer?

00:52:04
Get away?

00:52:04
What are you doing?

00:52:06
I think the best course of action is to take us in very close and then get very far away from them.

00:52:13
Perfect.

00:52:14
We're going to go in for a little slow buy.

00:52:16
All right.

00:52:17
Captain, full speed ahead.

00:52:20
Chuckles, get those sails up.

00:52:22
We need to pick up speed.

00:52:23
Squish, keep your eyes on them.

00:52:24
Yeah.

00:52:25
I'm going to climb up and down that pole and start bringing those sails.

00:52:29
Perfect.

00:52:29
So we're going to do a quick engagement roll.

00:52:34
You guys are going to enter into a battle.

00:52:37
Yeah.

00:52:38
A battle.

00:52:40
Battle, battle, battle.

00:52:42
Crew tier is two.

00:52:47
All right.

00:52:48
So plus one.

00:52:49
Let's see.

00:52:49
Plus one for major advantage.

00:52:51
Negative one for major disadvantage.

00:52:53
So major advantage is that you have a better ship than them.

00:52:56
I would say major disadvantage.

00:52:57
You guys don't have any current weapons.

00:52:59
So I'm just going to keep the extra point at zero.

00:53:02
I'm just going to roll this.

00:53:04
Okay.

00:53:05
Three.

00:53:07
That's a good roll.

00:53:08
Unfortunately, in this regard, it is indeed a failure.

00:53:15
So, Captain, as you, or not Captain, I'm sorry, Patches, as you start to navigate the boat,

00:53:22
it's a lot bigger and stronger than the garbarge that you're used to.

00:53:28
So it kind of gets away from you a little bit.

00:53:31
Whoa, Nelly.

00:53:32
So you guys are trying to do, like, kind of sweep in and, like, hit the other ship and then zoom back.

00:53:41
But you just kind of get close instead.

00:53:44
And, in fact, you get close enough that a few members of the...

00:53:49
Donald Carnage recommended that.

00:53:51
Good job, Donald Carnage.

00:53:54
Donald Carnage.

00:53:56
And as you get closer to the lead buzzard, a few of the other crew members from his ship start swinging and coming over to your side.

00:54:05
Start throwing things at them.

00:54:07
Can I line up a shot at the captain?

00:54:12
Let's see how well you do.

00:54:17
The roll for that.

00:54:20
So you're trying to...

00:54:21
There he goes.

00:54:22
Blows the captain's head off.

00:54:24
That's obvious.

00:54:25
You're beginning the entire battle.

00:54:26
Four hours of work.

00:54:28
Yeah.

00:54:29
Yeah.

00:54:29
Throw your hunt and see how well that works.

00:54:32
Okay.

00:54:32
Well, I'm going to use Sharpshooter.

00:54:35
All right.

00:54:37
And what does Sharpshooter do?

00:54:38
Well, it says you can push yourself to do one of the following.

00:54:41
Make a range attack in an extreme distance.

00:54:43
But are we at...

00:54:45
We're not at an extreme.

00:54:46
No.

00:54:48
No.

00:54:48
You're not at an extreme distance.

00:54:49
But if you want to give yourself one strain and then give yourself an extra die.

00:54:54
Okay.

00:54:57
For that.

00:54:58
Risky standard?

00:54:59
Yeah.

00:55:00
Success.

00:55:05
All right.

00:55:10
So tell me how you try to shoot the captain.

00:55:13
Well, I find him.

00:55:15
And it's hard to find him because he's just a little guy.

00:55:17
But good thing he's got those bright feathers on his hat.

00:55:21
He does have silly feathers.

00:55:23
And I just line him up in the crosshairs from...

00:55:27
On top of the crow's nest, I got the gun balanced on the rim.

00:55:31
And then I just fire at him.

00:55:34
So you fire and you do a pretty good job of getting really close to his face.

00:55:41
And in fact, as you shoot, you hit part of the ship.

00:55:44
And it splinters off.

00:55:47
And he takes a look at it.

00:55:48
And he ducks down really quickly.

00:55:50
After a second, he's like,

00:55:52
Senora, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

00:55:56
I just thought this was a little test of skills.

00:56:00
But have it your way.

00:56:02
And the little guy grabs a rope.

00:56:04
And he swings on over to your side.

00:56:07
So now there's three full crew members here.

00:56:10
Not fully dressed, however.

00:56:12
These crew members are very scared.

00:56:14
And the little guy himself, Captain Carnage.

00:56:19
And then as he lands, he pulls out a sword.

00:56:22
On God.

00:56:24
They have swords?

00:56:26
We don't have swords.

00:56:28
I have a sword.

00:56:29
Oh, yes.

00:56:30
Do you have a sword?

00:56:32
Yeah.

00:56:33
Do you have two swords?

00:56:35
Do you want it?

00:56:36
I'm kind of piloting a ship right now.

00:56:38
Because I'm trying to be a good captain.

00:56:41
Why do you have a sword?

00:56:42
I am a pirate.

00:56:45
You've never used it?

00:56:48
A handful of times.

00:56:50
Oh.

00:56:53
Yeah.

00:56:55
Give it to me.

00:56:57
I toss you my sword.

00:57:00
All right.

00:57:03
I'll use this thing.

00:57:04
I don't know.

00:57:08
Let's find out together.

00:57:09
So to use your sword, the sword he gave you, that's going to be a finesse.

00:57:15
Because you're going to kind of like, you know, have to finesse.

00:57:19
You know, use the sword with some of that ability of yours.

00:57:23
Are you going to engage the Captain Carnage in a one-on-one fight?

00:57:28
No.

00:57:28
I want to go after one of these boy toys first.

00:57:32
All right.

00:57:33
So you run and head towards one of the other crew members who also has a sword.

00:57:38
And, yeah, you start sword fighting.

00:57:41
How well do you do?

00:57:42
How are you sword fighting?

00:57:43
Very well.

00:57:45
I do very well.

00:57:46
And I kill him dead.

00:57:48
Your what?

00:57:51
No.

00:57:51
I do very well.

00:57:54
And then I kill him dead.

00:57:55
All right.

00:57:56
Let's roll.

00:57:56
Let's roll.

00:57:56
See how you do.

00:57:58
Roll your finesse.

00:57:59
All right.

00:57:59
All right.

00:58:01
Do I have to change any of these?

00:58:04
Risky or?

00:58:05
No, just keep it pretty standard.

00:58:07
All right.

00:58:09
There we go.

00:58:11
Yep.

00:58:11
He's dead.

00:58:12
You, yeah.

00:58:15
So you go and you, I imagine you're trying to like lunge at him.

00:58:18
Do some of the like crazy like maneuvers.

00:58:21
And yeah.

00:58:22
Like I've seen in the movies.

00:58:23
Yeah.

00:58:24
Like he's obviously has had some sword fighting, just doesn't really move at all.

00:58:27
And then just does a quick tap and is able to kind of like disarm you and send you sprawling onto the ground.

00:58:35
I'm going to have you take.

00:58:36
Oh boy.

00:58:36
I'm going to have you take a stress for that as you fall to the ground.

00:58:41
I had one, but we cleared those.

00:58:46
So I'm back down to one.

00:58:47
Yeah.

00:58:48
Yeah.

00:58:48
You should just have one at this point.

00:58:49
All right.

00:58:50
All right.

00:58:50
All right.

00:58:51
So, uh, captain, uh, you still just steering the ship?

00:58:57
Yeah.

00:58:57
Uh, do I, you can't do, are there any cannonballs nearby?

00:59:01
I know I threw the cannons off, but did I happen to leave the cannonballs?

00:59:05
Uh, do a study.

00:59:07
Take a look.

00:59:08
Oh, that's a great idea.

00:59:09
What do you made you, captain?

00:59:12
Oh, crap.

00:59:12
Actually do a survey.

00:59:15
I take that back.

00:59:16
Study is more like studying an object.

00:59:18
Uh, where is that at now?

00:59:20
I can't find it.

00:59:21
So under your ability.

00:59:23
Top left.

00:59:23
Yeah.

00:59:25
Actions.

00:59:27
I don't see.

00:59:29
Survey.

00:59:29
Under your name.

00:59:31
There they are.

00:59:33
I'm sorry.

00:59:33
I see them now.

00:59:34
I'm dumb as hell.

00:59:38
I thought we said we weren't doing that anymore.

00:59:42
That was old me.

00:59:44
Now you're an old, old me.

00:59:49
You see a few, I'm going to say you see, uh, three very dusty, but pretty good cannonballs

00:59:59
just lying around.

01:00:00
I grab one and just hold it and make sure, uh, is there anybody nearby I can whip it at?

01:00:05
Yeah.

01:00:08
There's one guy nearby who's like trying to run up and get control of the deck.

01:00:11
All right.

01:00:12
I'm going to whip it at him.

01:00:13
Does team.

01:00:15
Okay.

01:00:15
So what action is that?

01:00:18
Is that right?

01:00:19
Yeah.

01:00:22
Yeah.

01:00:22
Let's see.

01:00:23
Any, any cool modifiers?

01:00:25
No.

01:00:27
All right.

01:00:28
Just thought.

01:00:29
Oh, I missed.

01:00:35
You pick up the ball.

01:00:36
You throw it, but it's a bunch heavier than you expect.

01:00:39
So it just, it goes straight through to the second level.

01:00:43
And now we're sinking.

01:00:47
Now, Vegas.

01:00:52
You hear the captain yell out from behind you.

01:00:54
Oh, what are you doing?

01:00:55
I should.

01:00:57
I thought that would work.

01:01:00
Did you think about putting them in a cannon?

01:01:03
You don't have any cannons.

01:01:05
Whose fault is that?

01:01:07
A slingshot or something.

01:01:11
You could have rigged something up better than that.

01:01:13
All right, Squish.

01:01:14
You're watching this from above.

01:01:17
You just saw.

01:01:17
You just saw both of us.

01:01:20
We're both just laying on the deck.

01:01:21
Yeah.

01:01:22
Having completely failed.

01:01:23
Just do a face bump.

01:01:24
Oh, boy.

01:01:28
Squish.

01:01:30
We need help.

01:01:31
Can I start climbing down?

01:01:33
We're falling down.

01:01:34
Or, you know what?

01:01:35
No, I'm just going to fire at the one that's right by Juckles from up top.

01:01:39
The one that's by Juckles?

01:01:41
All right.

01:01:42
I'm going to try to protect him, I guess.

01:01:46
All right.

01:01:47
Go ahead and fire at him.

01:01:49
Be careful.

01:01:49
Don't accidentally hit me.

01:01:50
Don't fire at me, though.

01:01:53
Partial success.

01:01:57
All right.

01:01:59
You do fire, and you do strike the guard, who definitely is injured.

01:02:06
And he's almost shocked that you would have shot him.

01:02:09
Just like.

01:02:09
What?

01:02:11
Captain!

01:02:12
They are using real ammunition!

01:02:15
He yells to his own captain, who looks at you in the crow's nest.

01:02:21
He kind of does one of these, and he's like, are you guys fucking real?

01:02:25
I thought this was just a game!

01:02:27
Well, in that case, we will also use our real weapons.

01:02:33
And you see he takes his sword, and he takes off, like, a little rubber tip that was on it, and now he takes it off.

01:02:41
And now he's playing for keepsies.

01:02:43
And he's, uh...

01:02:45
Let me pull that.

01:02:47
Do that.

01:02:48
And he slices Chuckle's head off.

01:02:51
No.

01:02:52
But he does, like, raise his sword, and he kind of kicks the sword that you dropped, Chuckles, and he kicks it towards you.

01:03:00
And he puts the sword in your hand, kind of in your face, and he's like, ungodged!

01:03:04
Now we will fight for real!

01:03:08
I am Indigo Montoya.

01:03:09
Did you call yourself Indigo?

01:03:12
What's his name?

01:03:14
I forgot.

01:03:15
Indigo.

01:03:15
Oh, Indigo.

01:03:18
I am Indigo Montoya.

01:03:20
I am Indigo Montoya.

01:03:23
So he starts to sword fight with you, Chuckles, and you kind of quickly have to get up and, like, you know, fight him back.

01:03:34
I'm going to have you roll a resistance roll, Prowress.

01:03:37
Got it.

01:03:39
Rolling rec.

01:03:40
Oh, I am pretty good at that.

01:03:48
Yeah, so, surprisingly, you're able to pick up the sword and kind of, like, fend him off really well.

01:03:55
It's really impressive.

01:03:56
It's, like, suddenly you've been endowed with, like, this amazing skill.

01:04:00
And, yeah, you just start fencing.

01:04:01
I'm surprised myself.

01:04:02
Yeah, we all are.

01:04:04
Hold on.

01:04:07
And you're able to kind of, like, battle him.

01:04:11
So he, like, has to forcibly move himself back.

01:04:14
But the Captain Carnage just loves it.

01:04:17
He's like, oh, you know, finally, I'm ready.

01:04:20
I'm calling it.

01:04:20
Oh, my gosh.

01:04:23
He's too excited.

01:04:24
Where are you from?

01:04:26
Tahiti.

01:04:30
Tahiti.

01:04:31
I didn't know they could fight like this in Tahiti.

01:04:35
Yeah, me neither.

01:04:36
Wait, who's taller between the two?

01:04:39
They're pretty much the same size.

01:04:42
Fine.

01:04:44
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:04:45
You know, we could use someone like you on our crew.

01:04:49
I think you could probably fit into my clothes.

01:04:52
Are you hiring?

01:04:53
You have great clothes.

01:04:56
Potentially.

01:04:57
Potentially.

01:04:58
Was that a hit?

01:04:59
Like a flirt?

01:05:01
Was that a come on?

01:05:03
Listen, when you're on the open seas, anything is possible.

01:05:07
Ah, yes.

01:05:09
Okay, I'm coming with you.

01:05:10
All right.

01:05:12
Captain, where are you at now?

01:05:14
Chuck, puzzle my hair.

01:05:19
Anybody who gives you the slightest, like, a bit of, like, assurance or anything, you're like, just go.

01:05:25
I'll go with you.

01:05:26
Yes, I have very low self-confidence.

01:05:29
If I was in a white van and gave you candy and tussled your hair, you'd just jump in.

01:05:34
Wait.

01:05:35
You have candy?

01:05:40
I'm still at the helm.

01:05:42
I'm kind of, like, looking at Juckles just like, Juckles.

01:05:46
No.

01:05:48
Captain.

01:05:50
Are you still in the boat?

01:05:51
What are you attempting to do with the boat now?

01:05:56
Where is the other boat?

01:05:58
So they've kind of come up beside you.

01:06:02
They realize that you have absolutely no control over what you're doing.

01:06:05
And so they kind of, like, instead of trying to avoid a collision or anything, they're just kind of, like, bumping up against you.

01:06:11
So the two boats are.

01:06:12
I kind of feel like we're just, like, circling each other.

01:06:14
Like, kind of like.

01:06:15
Yeah.

01:06:16
I'm trying to hit it, and they're just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:06:19
We're just kind of going in a circle.

01:06:24
I don't know what to do.

01:06:28
I'm going to ram it.

01:06:29
You're just going to try to, like, just ram their boat into theirs?

01:06:34
Yeah.

01:06:35
All right.

01:06:37
What skill do you think this is?

01:06:40
Finesse?

01:06:40
Oh.

01:06:43
What do I have higher of?

01:06:46
I don't know.

01:06:47
I feel like this might be wreck.

01:06:49
Actually, let me put it this way.

01:06:50
I hope it's wreck.

01:06:51
All right.

01:06:53
You don't have a high wreck, though.

01:06:54
It's the same as your other one.

01:06:57
So let's go for it.

01:06:58
Just roll whatever.

01:07:00
It doesn't matter.

01:07:01
Yes.

01:07:03
Boom.

01:07:04
Yes.

01:07:05
Explodes in two.

01:07:07
It sinks, and they all start crying.

01:07:10
I know they're our friends.

01:07:12
You catch the boat just in time, and you ram it into their boat.

01:07:19
You hear all this screaming from the other side.

01:07:21
You know, as your boat kind of pushes, you know, against them.

01:07:26
You haven't crashed or anything.

01:07:28
Like, neither boat is sinking.

01:07:29
But they're definitely, like, entangled now at this point.

01:07:32
And Captain Carnage looks at you and goes, what did you do that?

01:07:36
What did I do?

01:07:40
What?

01:07:40
Now we've got a real bloody mess.

01:07:44
I'll tell you that.

01:07:44
Well, what would you have done?

01:07:46
I don't know.

01:07:49
Done a few little, you know, sword fights, a little wah-wah-wah.

01:07:53
Yeah, and then we all go back to our own trips and, you know, have some cocktails and have some etouffee and, you know, appetites.

01:08:00
This isn't a game.

01:08:01
Maybe a little bit of kisses.

01:08:02
I feel like this is, like, all of a sudden I'm getting Guild of Calamitous Intent.

01:08:07
Like, what are you doing?

01:08:08
This is a game of cat and also cat.

01:08:10
Calm down.

01:08:12
Also cat.

01:08:12
All right.

01:08:17
Squish, back to you.

01:08:19
You probably are, like, walking a little bit on the crow's nest because he is driving erratically and just crashed into something.

01:08:28
Oh, yeah.

01:08:29
So you don't have, like, the steadiest ground.

01:08:31
Okay.

01:08:33
Can I do a flashback?

01:08:35
Yeah.

01:08:36
Okay.

01:08:37
I forgot about flashbacks.

01:08:39
Yeah.

01:08:39
So right before we started firing onto them, and I was already in the crow's nest, I set up a rope that I could just slide right down to get a fast, fast access to the deck.

01:08:58
So I want to take that rope and slide all the way down to the deck.

01:09:06
Okay.

01:09:08
Yeah.

01:09:10
You just, like, bust out this, like, cool-ass rope that you probably have stored up there for a while now.

01:09:15
And just, like, you know, like, James Bond all your way down to the bottom.

01:09:22
And you land on the deck.

01:09:25
And then can I fire at the captain?

01:09:28
Yeah.

01:09:32
Which captain?

01:09:33
Which captain?

01:09:33
Oh, yeah.

01:09:35
There's, like, three.

01:09:36
No, there's really two.

01:09:38
There's two in a pretender.

01:09:40
Speaking of captains, is the red captain going to get involved in this?

01:09:43
Oh, yeah.

01:09:44
I feel like he's got to explain this for us.

01:09:47
All right, yeah.

01:09:48
Then I'm just going to fire at the little guy.

01:09:51
Carnage.

01:09:52
Can I yell out to him?

01:09:53
Yeah.

01:09:54
I mean, sorry.

01:09:55
Maybe I don't want to interrupt before you go.

01:09:58
Just have you fire on him.

01:09:59
And then, yeah.

01:09:59
Like, have you fire?

01:10:01
Yeah.

01:10:01
So go, squish.

01:10:03
Yeah.

01:10:03
Go ahead and fire.

01:10:04
This is more of just, like, a blasting him, though, right?

01:10:06
Like, this isn't an aimed shot.

01:10:09
Or are you, like, sitting here and aiming for him?

01:10:12
I'm going to try to aim as best as I can.

01:10:18
But I know with it being a rocky boat, it might be hard.

01:10:22
I just fell from a rope.

01:10:23
Yeah.

01:10:25
Yeah.

01:10:26
So maybe do hunt, but make it a little bit risky.

01:10:28
Besides risky, what's the next step up from risky?

01:10:31
Desperate?

01:10:31
Desperate, yeah.

01:10:33
Okay.

01:10:34
Yeah, because the boat's swaying, and you're trying to, like, oof.

01:10:38
A lot of commotion.

01:10:41
Partial success.

01:10:43
Yeah.

01:10:45
So you get a good shot off at him, and it definitely, like, nicks him.

01:10:50
And he is kind of pushed away from his fight with chuckles.

01:10:54
And he's, like, looking at his coat where you can see, like, the hole has gone through.

01:10:58
And he's looking at it, and he's like, all right, no, take him out.

01:11:02
Take him out.

01:11:03
This is not cool.

01:11:04
This is not cool.

01:11:05
What are you talking about?

01:11:06
Hold on.

01:11:11
One sec.

01:11:12
What is going on here?

01:11:16
And he points up to the captain, and he's like, you explain.

01:11:19
You explain to your stupid crew.

01:11:20
And the captain is, like, you know, he is just watching all of this.

01:11:25
But he's like, boys, this is, uh, this is like a, they're razzing us, you know?

01:11:31
It's our first time on the sea together as a crew.

01:11:34
And I think the, uh, the lead buzzard over here thought they could just give us a little warm-up, a little howdy-do into, into, uh, piracy.

01:11:43
So this isn't real?

01:11:46
Well, no.

01:11:48
I just think they had, uh, the kiddie gloves on you.

01:11:50
But, uh...

01:11:52
Another thing isn't real?

01:11:53
Is anything real?

01:11:55
Is anything real?

01:11:58
Yes.

01:11:59
No!

01:12:01
But I want to ponder that ship.

01:12:03
And I don't take fucking fools for nothing.

01:12:07
Let's kick their ass.

01:12:09
Well, then get your ass down here and help.

01:12:11
All right.

01:12:13
All right.

01:12:13
Yeah.

01:12:15
Didn't you ask him?

01:12:17
And so, for a second, the captain looks like he's just standing there.

01:12:21
Um, but...

01:12:23
Slowly you see, like, the whites of his eyes, kind of like, his eyes basically, like, roll back into his head.

01:12:30
And he's standing on the deck, and you just kind of hear him.

01:12:35
You see his lips moving, but you're not quite sure what he's saying.

01:12:39
And then, from the ground of the ship, you see this, like, green mist start coming up, and it starts forming the bodies of deadly, dead crewmen.

01:12:50
So you have pirates and sailors in ragged clothes and ripped-up clothes, uh, and they pull out their swords.

01:12:56
Um, and he now has command of a ghost pirate ship.

01:13:00
Okay.

01:13:01
Okay.

01:13:04
After seeing that, squish hides.

01:13:05
Holy shit!

01:13:07
Um, am I still close to the blue captain?

01:13:12
You're close enough.

01:13:14
The blue captain.

01:13:15
All right.

01:13:16
Now, because I've heard that this is some sort of razmatazz, I like to pull his pants down.

01:13:24
I just want to pants him.

01:13:26
What is wrong with you?

01:13:28
All right.

01:13:29
Why?

01:13:29
Well, I feel like this is some kind of high school, like, grade school shit that I just want to embarrass him.

01:13:35
Okay.

01:13:37
Yeah.

01:13:37
Uh, yes.

01:13:38
I'm going to say prowl, because I'm expecting...

01:13:40
It's not sexual.

01:13:42
Not on a left field either, is it?

01:13:47
I'm going to say, roll your prowl, because I imagine you're trying to get up to him and, like, pull his pants down before he can react.

01:13:52
All right.

01:13:54
Good news for him.

01:13:57
I upgraded my prowl.

01:13:58
Uh, so he sees you just at the last minute as you pull down his pants.

01:14:07
And, of course, he is wearing, uh, red, uh, white polka-dotted, or white with red polka-dot boxers.

01:14:13
Of course he is.

01:14:15
Clashes completely with his frock.

01:14:17
Do you have a picture for him?

01:14:19
Uh, and he sees the ghost, uh, the ghostly crew around him that are all now, like, threatening and, uh, and, you know, threatening him.

01:14:28
Uh, and he's like, oh, okay.

01:14:30
I think we've got off on the wrong foot a little bit.

01:14:33
This doesn't...

01:14:34
This isn't exactly what we wanted.

01:14:36
We thought we would just give you guys a quick, uh, quick little, you know, hiya, and then, uh...

01:14:42
Oh, he's not shooting at you.

01:14:44
Yeah, I mean, I didn't think we shot at you either.

01:14:49
You shot a man in a bus towards us.

01:14:52
And none of them hit.

01:14:54
So?

01:14:56
You're really bad at A.

01:14:58
So, wait a second.

01:15:00
Now, we can't hurt you.

01:15:02
We can't embarrass you.

01:15:03
What can we do here?

01:15:04
Uh, I don't know.

01:15:09
And, uh, as he says that, he's trying to, like, struggle to get his pants on, but he starts running back towards his ship.

01:15:16
Um, the other reluctant crew members go with him.

01:15:20
Um, do you let them get away?

01:15:22
No.

01:15:25
I think we should kill one of them.

01:15:27
We should kill all of them.

01:15:28
There's a warning.

01:15:29
Can I throw another, uh, cannonball?

01:15:31
Sure.

01:15:32
What is...

01:15:33
What is...

01:15:34
Throw a cannonball onto their ship and start sinking theirs.

01:15:37
I throw a cannonball.

01:15:38
All right.

01:15:39
Throw that cannonball.

01:15:40
Let's see how it does.

01:15:41
Wreck.

01:15:42
Oh, I missed again.

01:15:45
Another hole.

01:15:45
Oh, no.

01:15:46
You got one more cannonball left.

01:15:51
That's my golden cannonball.

01:15:53
Another...

01:15:56
Your golden cannonball.

01:15:57
Um, anyone else want to try and stop these guys?

01:16:01
Hmm...

01:16:04
Yeah, I want to run...

01:16:06
I do.

01:16:07
Okay.

01:16:08
I want to shoot the captain again.

01:16:10
Actually...

01:16:11
Actually, I'm going to mind link with Dee Dee.

01:16:14
Okay.

01:16:16
And tell Dee Dee to jump aboard their ship.

01:16:20
And start...

01:16:22
To become their monkey now?

01:16:23
Start wreaking havoc.

01:16:24
Uh, so you mind meld...

01:16:27
Dee Dee, Dee Dee, Dee Dee.

01:16:29
Yeah.

01:16:29
There's so much tobacco on that ship.

01:16:31
So many cigarettes.

01:16:32
Huh?

01:16:33
Oh, my God.

01:16:34
You're abusing the mind so quickly.

01:16:36
Uh, above you, you hear Dee Dee, like, scream, like a Tarzan scream as she takes the rope.

01:16:43
Oh, my God.

01:16:46
Flies, you know, swings to the other ship and lands there.

01:16:52
And from a distance, you can hear the rest of the crew on that ship.

01:16:56
As this, uh, monkey is now rummaging through their stores for tobacco, which you told her is on the ship.

01:17:03
Oh, I really hope to have tobacco.

01:17:06
Otherwise, she's going to lose all trust in you, and this mind-like function is fucked.

01:17:10
Uh, so one...

01:17:15
A couple of the crew members, one has, uh, two of them have swung back aboard.

01:17:20
Uh, the captain is up and he's swinging, uh, back to his ship.

01:17:24
Uh, uh, is gonna let him go?

01:17:26
Not with Dee Dee aboard?

01:17:30
Well, what do you do?

01:17:35
Oh, I'm double him.

01:17:37
Pull his pants down.

01:17:39
He's probably not wearing underwear.

01:17:43
Maybe don't.

01:17:43
I swing right over, too.

01:17:46
Perfect.

01:17:46
You swing overboard.

01:17:48
Um, and you land on a, on, uh, this deck.

01:17:53
And there are, like, maybe half a dozen very frightened men, right?

01:17:59
Who thought they were just gonna go and kind of give you guys, like, a hard time and then fly away.

01:18:04
And you have now, like, shot at them.

01:18:06
You've sent their monkey at them.

01:18:08
And now the boat that they were, you know, teasing has a bunch of ghosts on it.

01:18:13
And we pants their captain.

01:18:15
And they pants their captain, who's struggling to get his pants back up.

01:18:18
Did the captain swing over to his boat with his pants down?

01:18:22
With his pants on his ankles?

01:18:23
Yeah.

01:18:24
His butt is laughing in the way.

01:18:27
He didn't blow up his nuts this time.

01:18:30
So, I mean, it's kind of an improvement.

01:18:32
Wait.

01:18:33
I didn't even think of that.

01:18:34
Gimme his nuts.

01:18:35
Gimme his nuts.

01:18:37
Are you swinging over there, too?

01:18:40
Uh, yes.

01:18:43
But for a very different reason.

01:18:44
I feel like this guy is a real, real, he's a lot of fun.

01:18:47
And I want to, you know, maybe join his crew.

01:18:50
All right.

01:18:51
You, uh, you swing over to, uh, the other side.

01:18:55
Uh, Kat, uh, Patches, you're just, uh, watching.

01:19:00
You're just controlling the boat.

01:19:02
I can't hear you.

01:19:06
The boat, like, hell's going on.

01:19:10
Am I working yet?

01:19:11
Can you hear me?

01:19:14
Yeah.

01:19:14
Yeah.

01:19:15
Can you repeat what you're doing?

01:19:17
Huh?

01:19:18
Can you repeat it?

01:19:21
Sorry.

01:19:22
Yeah.

01:19:23
I'm holding onto the ship and I'm looking at Captain Clyde.

01:19:25
Like, what the hell's going on?

01:19:26
I don't know.

01:19:28
Both of your men just abandoned deck.

01:19:31
Oh, I'm sure they've got a, they've got a plan.

01:19:33
Why don't you go over there and help them?

01:19:35
I'll hold on to the ship.

01:19:37
Oh, I never, I never leave my ship.

01:19:40
All right.

01:19:43
Well then I grab a, I grab a bowling ball and put it in my pocket and then jump and grab a

01:19:48
rope and swing across.

01:19:50
It's not a bowling ball.

01:19:52
Uh, so when you jump and you go to the other ship, uh, the captain immediately takes back

01:20:00
the wheel, um, and he navigates the boat.

01:20:02
So it's, it's no longer like neck and neck and like rammed into, uh, the iron Turkey.

01:20:08
I'm sorry.

01:20:08
The iron buzzard.

01:20:09
It's kind of pulled over to the side.

01:20:11
I like the iron Turkey though.

01:20:13
Yeah.

01:20:14
Uh, and it's pulled over to the side, uh, but still keeping pace with them.

01:20:19
So now the three of you, uh, plus DD are now back on the, uh, enemy ship with, uh, six

01:20:28
different, uh, crew members and the captain at large.

01:20:32
Looks like the odds are not good for them.

01:20:38
Don't give us all of your stores, all of what you've got stored.

01:20:44
I want food maps.

01:20:47
Give us a cargo pants.

01:20:49
Tobacco.

01:20:50
Tobacco.

01:20:50
Most important.

01:20:50
And women.

01:20:51
Uh, I guess women.

01:20:55
Excuse me.

01:20:55
You are not.

01:20:57
First off, you're not going to find any women here.

01:21:00
Uh, but also, uh, and, uh, he takes out his own gun and the rest of the crew now has

01:21:09
their guns, uh, pulled out.

01:21:10
Uh, each one of them has at least one trained on you.

01:21:12
Uh, wait guns.

01:21:17
Yeah.

01:21:19
Okay.

01:21:20
Can I agree?

01:21:21
No guns.

01:21:22
Do I have enough time to make an action before they shoot me?

01:21:26
You're on the other boat.

01:21:29
No, he's going over.

01:21:30
He put his cannonball.

01:21:32
This is bowling.

01:21:34
Oh, that's right.

01:21:34
Can I, can I summon hot men?

01:21:37
Oh no.

01:21:40
Oh my God.

01:21:40
We can't burn this.

01:21:41
No, we're going to burn them down.

01:21:43
All they want is just a little friendly rivalry.

01:21:45
You can pull out hot men if you'd like.

01:21:49
I'm going to summon the hot man.

01:21:51
Summon the hot man.

01:21:53
Uh, so yeah.

01:21:54
You, uh, go to your battles around your waist and you want to pour one and out comes this

01:22:00
smoke and a man of flames and smoke appears and he's looking around.

01:22:07
He's like, party time?

01:22:09
Party time.

01:22:11
Boys.

01:22:13
Whoa.

01:22:13
No.

01:22:14
Hold on.

01:22:14
No.

01:22:15
Hold on.

01:22:16
Hold on.

01:22:16
Hold on.

01:22:17
Wait.

01:22:18
Wait.

01:22:19
No, I think we just, we should just use hot man as a threat to get what we want, which

01:22:24
is their women or their, you know, most women looking men.

01:22:27
Wow.

01:22:29
That is not what we want.

01:22:30
For both of you.

01:22:31
We need, we need food.

01:22:33
All right.

01:22:35
All right.

01:22:35
All right.

01:22:35
All right.

01:22:36
I just imagine.

01:22:37
We need cannons.

01:22:38
I just imagine like flamey hot man just was running to jump.

01:22:42
Like he's about to jump into a pool and they're like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:22:46
He's like stopping in midair about another jump.

01:22:49
He's going to have such blue balls.

01:22:52
All right, gentlemen.

01:22:53
Continue.

01:22:55
Yeah.

01:22:58
I mean, this guy loves to burn and your ship is made of gray wood.

01:23:02
So I don't know.

01:23:03
Let's just, you know, call it halfsies.

01:23:05
Let us have a couple of cannons.

01:23:07
Let us have a couple of foods and let us have a couple of your most, you know,

01:23:12
girlish men and we'll be on our way.

01:23:16
What?

01:23:16
Tobacco too.

01:23:17
Oh yeah.

01:23:19
Tobacco.

01:23:20
Connage looks at you and he's, he's like looking at a hot man who is, is a fire creature, you

01:23:29
know?

01:23:29
So they obviously understand the importance of not letting that on board.

01:23:33
And, uh, you guys are going to have to roll to convince him.

01:23:38
All right.

01:23:39
Burn his pants.

01:23:40
That'll convince him.

01:23:41
I'll sway.

01:23:43
Your sway.

01:23:44
Does anyone else want to help with the sway?

01:23:46
No.

01:23:48
Well, I think Hotman helps, right?

01:23:50
Yeah.

01:23:52
Yeah.

01:23:52
Hotman's definitely going to give you an additional boost on that.

01:23:55
But does anyone else want to throw in for that?

01:23:56
Make it a group action?

01:23:57
Yeah.

01:23:58
Make it a group action.

01:23:59
If we get two, we get two sixes.

01:24:02
It's a complete success.

01:24:03
Yeah.

01:24:04
It's a critical success.

01:24:05
I mean, yeah.

01:24:07
How do I do that?

01:24:08
Do I just also have to roll sway?

01:24:10
Yes.

01:24:11
You just have to roll sway.

01:24:12
I mean, I'm not good at sway.

01:24:14
Well, the captain just, uh, improved his sway, so he should do that.

01:24:17
Right.

01:24:18
I have no sway.

01:24:19
Now, quick question.

01:24:20
Yeah.

01:24:21
Does Hotman give us both an additional die or just one?

01:24:26
I would say he gives just one additional die.

01:24:31
Okay.

01:24:32
Oh, it's the captain, of course, because the captain summoned him.

01:24:35
Okay.

01:24:35
I'll do that.

01:24:37
That's fine.

01:24:38
You hear that, Patches?

01:24:39
One die.

01:24:41
Well, plus one die.

01:24:42
No, plus one.

01:24:43
Whatever your sway is, and then an additional one.

01:24:47
There's one six.

01:24:51
There's two sixes.

01:24:55
I mean, five.

01:24:55
All right.

01:24:57
So, you got one.

01:25:01
So, they quickly, like, look around.

01:25:05
They're like, okay, look.

01:25:06
This seems like it got out of hand.

01:25:09
Maybe hazing is wrong.

01:25:11
I agree to your terms.

01:25:14
Take a look around.

01:25:15
Take whatever stores you like.

01:25:17
We're happy to set you off on the right foot.

01:25:20
Please, just, uh, just don't burn down my boat, please.

01:25:25
Okay.

01:25:28
All right.

01:25:30
So, what do we get out of this?

01:25:32
Uh, let's have you all do a survey.

01:25:34
Well, that's not good.

01:25:42
All right.

01:25:43
Squish.

01:25:44
Squish sees nothing.

01:25:45
I perceive nothing.

01:25:49
Wow.

01:25:49
Wow.

01:25:49
We're not seeing anything.

01:25:51
It is.

01:25:52
This boat is, like, barren.

01:25:53
Oh, wow.

01:25:54
There is nothing on this.

01:25:55
What do they got?

01:25:56
They got, like, something dumb here, like hay or something like that, right?

01:26:02
Yeah.

01:26:03
Now we have to eat hay.

01:26:04
Like horses.

01:26:05
So, Squish, you go down into the galley, but all they seem to have are, like, bottles of tequila and limes.

01:26:14
Oh, my God.

01:26:15
Well, this boat gets scurvy.

01:26:18
Yeah.

01:26:19
All right.

01:26:20
Well, we'll take half.

01:26:23
You can cook with that, right?

01:26:24
Yeah.

01:26:25
Half of that, I guess.

01:26:26
Captain, what are you looking for?

01:26:30
I'm just looking around to see what else they have here, and it doesn't look good.

01:26:35
Yeah.

01:26:36
No, they don't have much.

01:26:38
Chuckles, are you looking for anything in particular?

01:26:40
Women, apparently.

01:26:42
Do they have any kids?

01:26:44
Do they have any cannons?

01:26:45
No.

01:26:45
No, I'm not looking for women.

01:26:47
Well, I'm also, I'm keeping an eye out just in case I see one.

01:26:51
But I'm actually looking for any type of armaments.

01:26:55
Yeah.

01:26:56
Do they have any cannons?

01:26:57
I just imagine us, like, trying to carry a cannon across this shit together.

01:27:01
They have one.

01:27:02
They only have, like, a few cannons.

01:27:04
They have one very old cannon that, like, it's the kind.

01:27:09
It doesn't even.

01:27:10
You actually have to fill it with powder.

01:27:12
You can't just, you know, light it and let it go boom.

01:27:14
You actually have to, like, tamp it down.

01:27:16
And it's kind of a, it's a lot to work with.

01:27:18
But are you guys taking that?

01:27:20
More than no cannons.

01:27:21
Yeah, we're taking it.

01:27:22
Yeah.

01:27:22
I bet you it means it's even more powerful that way.

01:27:25
That's how things are.

01:27:26
Yeah.

01:27:26
Sure.

01:27:27
Sure.

01:27:29
All right.

01:27:29
All right.

01:27:29
Hold on.

01:27:30
All right.

01:27:30
Hold on.

01:27:32
Just a Gatlin cannon gun?

01:27:36
Yeah.

01:27:38
Yep.

01:27:40
That's what I'm going to do.

01:27:41
All right.

01:27:44
Hold on.

01:27:44
I'm going to put that in my pocket.

01:27:46
Hell yeah.

01:27:52
Wait.

01:27:53
Is that good?

01:27:53
She finds some tobacco.

01:27:54
She finds enough to keep herself happy.

01:27:57
So she's, like, just shoving it in her pockets.

01:28:00
Yeah.

01:28:01
So you find, between the three of you searching, you find a few bottles of tequila, a few limes,

01:28:07
one very old cannon, a bunch of men.

01:28:13
And as you look at them, Chuckles, you realize that these are not beautiful men.

01:28:17
These are some very old, bedraggled, like, teeth missing, you know, makeup applied to skewed crew members.

01:28:27
But the worst kind.

01:28:30
Like, if all your teeth are missing, that's good.

01:28:32
But if you just say a couple of teeth, it's actually worse than all of your teeth.

01:28:37
Yeah.

01:28:37
Yeah.

01:28:38
It's actually a law of averages for that one.

01:28:41
Yeah.

01:28:43
And then DeeDee, who has just, like, tobacco coming out of her little pockets.

01:28:48
And you guys somehow managed to swing all this aboard.

01:28:54
I'm curious on how you guys get the cannon aboard.

01:28:58
You want to tell me how you do that?

01:28:59
No, I'm just tossing it.

01:29:00
Yeah.

01:29:01
We're just going to toss it like a...

01:29:03
Pick it up.

01:29:04
I'm going to pay bail.

01:29:06
Yeah, what I'm trying to do is we're going to tip the ship.

01:29:09
I'm at the helm, and we're going to tip it slightly so we're leading.

01:29:12
So it kind of gives a little extra heft to throw it.

01:29:15
Yeah.

01:29:16
And on three, we both grab a side and we swing it.

01:29:19
One, two, three, and we toss it.

01:29:23
And hopefully we get it into the boat.

01:29:25
And hopefully we don't have to roll for wreck.

01:29:27
Hopefully we don't have to roll at all.

01:29:31
No, I think you guys can be trusted to get this cannon next door.

01:29:35
I don't think it doesn't fall into any of the holes.

01:29:37
I think that's the one.

01:29:38
It's a pretty big...

01:29:39
All right.

01:29:40
I don't think so.

01:29:41
What?

01:29:41
Don't.

01:29:42
No.

01:29:43
I mean, we're right next.

01:29:45
We're close.

01:29:46
It's not finesse.

01:29:47
You know, we're not trying to hit anything except a big boat.

01:29:50
I think the captain gets close enough to you, you're able to lower a gangplank and the two

01:29:54
of you carrying it can just walk it across.

01:29:56
No, we throw it.

01:29:59
All right.

01:29:59
You throw it.

01:30:00
There's already two holes in the deck.

01:30:03
Why not a third?

01:30:04
Why not a third?

01:30:05
It doesn't matter.

01:30:09
Yeah.

01:30:09
So you guys board your boat and the iron buzzard takes off slowly and as it fades out of view,

01:30:19
Donald Carnage turns around and he goes, hey, fuck you guys.

01:30:26
Oh, I want to light up one more shot at it.

01:30:29
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:30:30
I got...

01:30:31
Let me have my one last cannonball throw.

01:30:33
All right.

01:30:36
We have a cannon this time.

01:30:38
All right.

01:30:40
No, just throw it.

01:30:41
Can I just throw it?

01:30:42
Do you want to just throw it?

01:30:44
You don't want to give it to anyone else to throw?

01:30:45
No.

01:30:46
All right.

01:30:48
Throw it.

01:30:48
All right.

01:30:49
Okay.

01:30:52
Partial success.

01:30:53
Partial success.

01:30:55
You throw it and you miraculously manage to smack him in the back of the head.

01:31:01
Not hurting him or killing him, but it was really embarrassing.

01:31:05
And his pants fall down again.

01:31:08
What a wiener.

01:31:19
That's like when Lenny gets punched in the back of the...

01:31:22
Yeah.

01:31:26
So the ship, the iron buzzard pulls that away.

01:31:31
The captain has gone back to normal.

01:31:34
His crew is...

01:31:34
His ghostly crew is gone.

01:31:36
And he looks around and he laughs and he goes, well, you guys didn't do too bad for yourself,

01:31:43
did you?

01:31:43
Only a little boo-boo over here from falling down from a surprise sword fight.

01:31:48
You guys seem to get off pretty well.

01:31:50
And we got a cannon.

01:31:52
That's cannon now.

01:31:56
Yes.

01:31:56
Yes.

01:31:56
This is our cannon cannon.

01:31:57
It is pretty old.

01:32:00
Yeah.

01:32:02
Yeah.

01:32:02
Did you pick the oldest one?

01:32:03
And am I to understand that they only had tequila and limes next door?

01:32:09
They didn't have any food or you didn't look for that?

01:32:12
That's all I saw.

01:32:14
And tobacco.

01:32:15
The monkey's got tobacco.

01:32:16
The monkey's got some tobacco.

01:32:19
Oh, wow.

01:32:20
Okay.

01:32:21
Try to take it away from her.

01:32:23
No, by all means, she earned it.

01:32:25
He did.

01:32:26
Well, that was an adventure.

01:32:31
But I think we'll just head to last resort.

01:32:37
Last hurrah now.

01:32:38
Patches, you know the way?

01:32:43
Yar!

01:32:44
I run up.

01:32:44
I scamper up to grab the wheel as fast as possible.

01:32:49
Like, I trip over my feet getting up the stairs to it.

01:32:53
He's so excited.

01:32:56
I'm going to be a captain again.

01:33:00
All right.

01:33:01
And you get up to the wheel and you guys start sailing off into the unknown.

01:33:06
Well, not completely unknown.

01:33:08
You did this trip once, so you should be fine.

01:33:10
Right?

01:33:11
You didn't have any problems with it last time.

01:33:13
Yeah, yeah.

01:33:14
We're just supposed to go.

01:33:15
Where are we going again?

01:33:15
Teacher Rose?

01:33:16
No, we're going to last hurrah.

01:33:18
All right.

01:33:20
The Bloomin' Onion Island.

01:33:23
Mm-hmm.

01:33:24
Are we going to get another Bloomin' Onion?

01:33:26
Hell, yes.

01:33:28
Even if it is sand or dust or whatever it is it turned into.

01:33:31
Sandy Onion.

01:33:33
I'll eat it.

01:33:35
That's the name of my ex-girlfriend in high school.

01:33:38
That explains the onions.

01:33:42
It is.

01:33:43
It does.

01:33:44
It's a long semester.

01:33:47
Hail the junk fort boys.

01:33:49
In the night they roam.

01:33:51
Solving wolves with fire and cruel.

01:33:54
With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate.

01:33:59
Explosions mark the hours never late.

01:34:02
Why do you think O'Hare is so bad?

01:34:15
Oh, it's busy.

01:34:16
You think it's cursed?

01:34:17
Yeah.

01:34:20
Yeah, there was this one guy that said that it was built on Indian burial ground or Native American burial ground.

01:34:26
It's been visited by aliens.

01:34:28
It's a secret base for nuclear missiles.

01:34:33
It sounds O'Hare raising.

01:34:36
Five strength.