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Season 5, Episode 21A strange group known only as the Junkport Gang is wanted in connection to a series of crimes,
In completely unrelated news, we bring you a list of unsubstantiated reports and rumors from the literal backwaters of the Void Sea.
I mean, it's going to be, it's going to take a lot to, I thought we were, I thought we topped
And then on the other side of the cave, you had some ghost struggles where you fought off a bunch of ghosts.
And then while you were celebrating and relaxing, a very large and scary man came down the gangplank.
And he looked at the three of you, and he had told you, he had asked, where's me cabin boy?
So when Patches does that, does the captain take notice of the little lion on his shoulder?
You know, it's just the wood you guys always saw was actually just a wooden flask I had down there.
That's nice of you to explain, because audio-wise, I can't really tell what are silent letters.
Not green-skinned, but red-skinned demon, in case some of us are indeed colorblind aboard this ship.
Because as I slaughtered your compatriots one by one, uh, they told me an interesting story.
I got it back when I was talking to my lady friends somewhere halfway through the last season.
And next thing I know, I'm waking up on a beach in Duskval, and everything's hazy, and I thought I could be the captain.
And at any point in time, after you recovered your memories, you never once thought telling us?
Well, if I am nothing, if I have learned anything in the last, oh, year or so of trying to get my ship back, it's that you got to be a little realistic.
And then someone, usually the cabin boy, takes out the pot and they, you know, dump it over the side.
Yeah, he could get us out of this goddamn Duskval and probably take us to, like, Tahiti or something.
And as you mentioned Dee Dee's name, she comes swinging out of the rigging where she's been hiding.
Well, I can't promise half the hold, which is very necessary for our general survival on this ship.
And as he does that, from the floorboards and from the sides of the ship, just this bright green sludge slime just kind of comes out of the ship and forms human forms.
You wanted to give yourself a tinkerer point or a prowl point or skirmish or add two, whatever.
Now, I do need to know, because I got to pick an arcane ability, Ghost form, mind link, or arrow swift.
Uh, you guys, your crew has upgraded to tier two, so you can now have up to a dozen people in your gang, which means you can hire others if you want.
Uh, we cut to, uh, squish laying on a chaise lounge, uh, talking to Dee Dee, who is now wearing glasses and holding a pen of paper.
Uh, yeah, so I'll send you guys the list, uh, the crew upgrades, uh, I'll figure out the hound abilities, and then what we need to do to open mastery.
And then, yeah, just take a look at your abilities and let me know, uh, you two, which you'd like.
So, this is, like, where the captain, if you walk in here, uh, this is kind of like that area.
This is the area underneath the platforms that are covered, but are still on the main deck.
Uh, in the aft section, or not the aft section, the fore section, so the front of the ship, uh,
It's not as fancy as your restaurant in the Golden Plume, and you won't get as, you know...
I wouldn't say exotic ingredients, because you can forage if you'd like, but, uh, you know,
This is where you store your, you know, regular repair supplies, extra ammunition, food, general
hold, so it's, like, its own separate room, but it's, uh, it's not visible on this particular
So, if you want to relieve stress, or you want to heal yourself, or intake, indulge in your vices, we can do that.
Um, and despite the fact that there's only been the captain on it for a while, and before that was a bunch of mutineering pirates, um, it is relatively well-kept.
Again, this is a ship that is supposed to have a crew of, like, 30 people, and there's nobody here.
Um, especially since you're not, like, having to compete with the other chefs at the Royal Plume.
But yeah, so, no, I'd just like to see what kind of food is available to make and just spices and whatnot.
But I am going to have you, uh, just roll your, your, uh, either, I would say study, um, just to, or survey.
Uh, so, uh, as you look around the ship, it has pretty much anything that you can imagine that you want for a long journey.
Uh, it's just like, kind of like, it's, it's not so bad that it's like gross, but it's like,
Have you considered using a constrictor knot instead of a clove hitch on these, uh, these ropes?
All right, he, uh, he's going to pick up the, the knots that you're referencing and he's going to look at them and go,
Is that like a metaphorical, I don't know how my life, how I've made so many bad choices to get here?
Well, it's less, it's less a kidnapping and more of a, what do you call it, Stockholm syndrome?
And he puts his, his, his hand on you and says, I don't know where yet you, you fit in here.
Uh, you seem like a very strange shaped key and you don't fit in a normal lock, but you know
The point is, is that we'll find the strange shaped lock that you fit in your strange shaped
This guy sounds like he's like a big intimidating pirate, but now he's just like a really nice
And so then I, as soon as the conversation starts ending, I start, I make my way down the ship.
Well, a water closet has access to the outside that you can use if you need to go to the bathroom.
I was a captain for a whole, like, I don't know how long we were on the drunk fort for, but anyway,
Um, so I go into my, I go into my old room and I, uh, pick up and, uh, pick up a floorboard
I take, and then I take off my wooden leg, my wooden leg attachment and I drink cause drinking
Well, you better because if I, if I, if you toss me overboard, those two, they're going to come after you.
You better watch yourself and make sure you don't step out of line and do try to clean up after yourself.
You're going to, you go to the galley where Squish is and you kind of sit on this little stool.
The old captain seemed to be getting us into a lot of trouble over basically verbal blunders.