- Crew of the Kahuna

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Ha ha ha!

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Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

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Down to the beach I'm strollin'

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But the seagulls pokein' my head

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Not fun, I said seagulls

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Mmm, stop it now

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Episode 55, Second Blood

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Bloodlust

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Boben slashed, Mac whipped a nerd, and Sarn door busted in their last appearance

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But they also made some friends along the way with the two former slaves, Bobens and Sarns

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Freeing a pair of indentured sisters

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And the combat flight controller, Mac

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Attaining a pair of fashionably intelligent glasses

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The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the crew of the Renegade's Blood

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Including neutralizing a Radarian kill team

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Frantically trying to find the butt radar before the butt finds them

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But will they make a stop at human resources to follow up on a tip on a character from Sarn's past?

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Also, Roombax is presumably still frisbeeing across the galaxy

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I'm sure he's fine

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No concerns for Roombax

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He's a sturdy droid

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Yeah, yeah

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No love lost

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I think is

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A word

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A phrase

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Alright

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Definitely something

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I guess we'll take us back to Renegade's Blood

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Alright, that's where we tied up the sorority sister

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Yes, although

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I should probably change their name

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Or Darian Kill

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Oh, it says there, just not on the

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Not on the token

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Speak!

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Oh, there we are

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Alright

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Alright

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So

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I believe

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We left off

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You guys had just

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Yeah, you tied up the

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The Radarian

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The Radarian Kill Team Leader

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The Radarian Kill Team Leader

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Gave you instructions

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To the

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Human Resources Department

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Which

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I will relay to you now

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Again

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He said

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You'll have to go down

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The hallway

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And then

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Take a left

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To get towards

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The executive wing

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Of the ship

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But he said

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The hallway

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Is

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The Barriers

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That means they have

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Weapons there, right?

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And maybe people

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Yeah, but more importantly

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Weapons

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I mean, how many people

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Are out flying ships?

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I got them going

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In a nice circle

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I want to

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Star wants to head that way

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Yeah, I mean

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I guess

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I mean, the executive ships

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Sounds like that's where

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A butt radar would be found

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So

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Do you remember where we

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Dumped those slaves?

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They're just waiting for us, right?

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They haven't followed us here

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They're still in the back

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They didn't follow you

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You guys put them

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Basically

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In

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The airlock

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Next to

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Where you came in

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With the power loader

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That's right

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We left them there

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Alright, good

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Yeah

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I'm sure they're

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I think they're

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Cowering

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Presumably

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Cowering

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Alright, well

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Yeah

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Executive suite

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Here we go

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Yeah

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Hooray

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Is it this door?

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Uh

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No

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So

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Is it this door?

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Can you see my

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Oh, that door was locked

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Wasn't it?

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It is now

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I thought it was locked

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Before

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You can see

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There's a window

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On it

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It's

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No, it wasn't locked

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Before

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There's a window on it

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It looks like an airlock

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That goes outside

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Well, that's

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We should probably

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Put that guy in there

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No, he's tied up

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He's good

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Yeah, tie him up

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In an airlock

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Alright

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Um

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Yeah

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You can

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You want to throw him

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In the airlock?

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Yeah

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Lock him up

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Alright, well

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First you have to

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Unbind him

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From

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I assume you have him

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Chained up to something

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Uh

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Yeah, we had a pair of bracers

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Right?

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That we

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Or was it rope?

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No, they were

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They're

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They're called binders

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Binders

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Yeah, we got some binders

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Uh

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Do you really want to

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Unhook him to put him

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In the airlock?

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Are you sure?

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Uh

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I thought he was just

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I thought it was just

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His wrists bound together

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But if he's bound to something

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I thought you guys

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I thought

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I

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Maybe I assumed

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You did bind him

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I assume you binded him

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To something too

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But maybe you didn't

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Probably a chair

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I think we strapped him

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To a chair

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That seems like my

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Something I would do

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That does not seem

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Very sturdy

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Well, anyway

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Seems almost portable

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Well, no

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No way that could come back

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To haunt you

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Yeah, she strapped him up

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To a folding chair

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Now he's got a weapon

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God damn it

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My god

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He's got a family

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So executive suite?

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Executive suite

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Yeah, let's go

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Alright

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Alright

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Which way do I go?

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Forward

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Alright

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Yes

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Which would be

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Never backward

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Right

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And always twirling

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So it would be

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Down

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Down

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And he told you

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These directions

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I'm just going to assume

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That you guys

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Remember them perfectly

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Rather than

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Your real selves

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Which did not

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Hey, you didn't need

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To say that last part

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Well, also

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Also he didn't

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He didn't actually

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Tell you all the directions

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Because I didn't know

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At the time

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So you're a liar too

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Alright, well

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We gotta go through

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These doors

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I'm assuming

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Alright, Mac

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I'm gonna move

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Your token back

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Down by them

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That's fine

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Yeah, okay

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That's fine

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Okay

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You guys get to the door

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The door is labeled

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Barracks

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Wait, hold on

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Give me one second

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Okay

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I wanted to make sure

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I knew what Barracks meant

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Alright

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Um

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Well, I gotta continue

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The blood loss

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I kicked the door open

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Okay

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Um

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That seems like

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I might go poorly

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You should start

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Upgrading your melee

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So that when you

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Kick doors

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It's kind of

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You'll have an advantage

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They just come straight

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Off the hinges

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Like you just

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Upgrade melee

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Not for anything

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Not for like

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Just for kicking down doors

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Just for kicking doors

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Okay, yeah

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You

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You kick the door open

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Um

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It

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And

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I assume you go in

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Oh yeah

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Okay

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Alright

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You go in

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And

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What it looks like

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It kind

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Inside there

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It kind of looks like

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A um

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Like a locker room

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Um

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And

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You see

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Straight ahead

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There are

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Uh

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Wookiees

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Um

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And

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They're looking

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Directly at you

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Um

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When you kicked

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Yeah

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When you kicked

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The door open

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Um

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It made

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It made

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Uh

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Let's say

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An intention

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Um

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Attracting

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Noise

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Um

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And now

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Were they in the middle

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Of our dress?

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Uh

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They are in various

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States of dress

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States of dress

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But um

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They are

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Wookiees though

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I mean

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They're covered in hair

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So

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Um

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That one's not wearing

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It's bandolier

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Uh

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Gross

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Yeah

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They

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This is supposed to be PG

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Yeah

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Well

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Um

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Yeah

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I guess

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Uh

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The Wookiees come running

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Towards the door

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How many Wookiees are there?

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There are

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Um

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Four groups of three

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Oh my god

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Does that smell like a

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Bad idea

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Is that like

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Is that like a herd?

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I don't

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I don't really know

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What the term is

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For uh

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Group of Wookiees

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Uh

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But I guess

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Well did you

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A batch of Wookiees

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A Wookiee batch

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Did

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All three of you

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Go through the door?

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Maybe not

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But you're all in

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You're all certainly

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In uh

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Combat

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Oh maybe I need to

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Reset the combat

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From last time

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It says a grove

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Of Wookiees

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The literary

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Collective term

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For Wookiees

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Was a grove

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Of Wookiees

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That's dumb

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To hell

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Batch is so much

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Better

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Uh

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I like grove

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It's like a tree

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They're like trees

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Yeah

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I mean they do

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Grow in trees

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That's canonical

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It's also

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It's almost a pun

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But I know it's not

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Alright

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I'm rolling

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They're gonna

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They're gonna

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They're gonna roll

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Cool

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Because

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We caught them

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A little bit

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Off guard

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Are we doing vigilance

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Okay

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Yeah

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You guys will be

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Vigilant

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Although I guess it may be

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If you were caught off

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Surprised by Sarn

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Um

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You know

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Kicking open the door

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No I think we all

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Expected that one

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At this point

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I mean you would be

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The only one that

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Didn't expect it

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But he has been

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Kicking all of these

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Doors

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I don't think he's

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Kicked

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I don't think he's

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Opened a single one

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At this point

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And I'm still not

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Sure how he

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Opened these doors

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Sarn's opened

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All of them

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Just not in the

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Practical sense

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No

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They're practically

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Open

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Wide open

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Yeah

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All right

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So we start

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With a PC slot

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Sarn I think

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That's you

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Yeah you're

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Literally the guy

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Who probably

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Hit the door

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All right

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Then I am

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Going to

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Quick strike

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I don't know

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Are there any

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Single

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Combatants

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Are they all

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They're all

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No they're all

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They're all

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Groups of three

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Okay

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So I guess

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That would be

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Twelve

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Wookiees

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That were in

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The locker room

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In various

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Stages of dress

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All right

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Well I'm just

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Going to

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Quick strike

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I don't

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I don't like

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This guy over here

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Okay

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This says two

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But that's

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Just a broken

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Whatever it is

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In foundry

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Gotcha

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Two triumphs

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Two triumphs

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All right

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So you

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You blast in

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You kick the

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Door down

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Um

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And

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I will just

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Tell you that

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With the two

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Triumphs

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Um

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That's enough

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To

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To kill this

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Screw

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Um

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Fudging it

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A little

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Bit

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But

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That's

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I mean

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Two triumphs

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That's

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Pretty fucking

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That's a great

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Roll

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So

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Yeah

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It is

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Um

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Do you

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Want to

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Color it

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In

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Or you

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Just

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Yeah

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So as soon as

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Sarn kicks the

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Door open

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He sees his

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Group

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Or

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Sarn sees his

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Group

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And he just

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He just

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Automatically

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Starts blasting

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And just

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Mows him down

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Like

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Candy

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He just

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Starts just

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Holding the gun

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And just

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Spraying all over

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The place

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Say hello to my

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Little friend

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Yeah

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Yeah

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Exactly

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Alright so

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Yeah you turn

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You turn to the

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Side and you

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Just start

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Blasting on this

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Group

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Sort of

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Like

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Uh

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Do you want

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A piece of

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This

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All right

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Um

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Responding to

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Your

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Do you want

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A piece of

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This

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Are these

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Bookies here

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Um

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Who do

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Indeed

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Want a piece

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Of this

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Uh

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And they

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Shoot towards

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You

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I'm gonna

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Keep it

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At medium

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Can I

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Dodge

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I don't

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Remember what

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The rules

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Of your

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Dodge are

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When targeted

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By combat

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Check may

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Perform a

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Dodge

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Incidental

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To suffer

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A number

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Of strain

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No greater

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Than the

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Ranks of

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Dodge

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Which is

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One

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Then upgrade

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The difficulty

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Of that

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Check by

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That number

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Okay so

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You take

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One strain

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And then you

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Increase the

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Difficulty

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Okay and

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You you're

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Taking care of

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The strain on

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Your end

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Yeah

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Okay

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I don't

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Uh

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Um

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A miss

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Wow they

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Didn't get

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One single

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Thing

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That's crazy

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Alright uh

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I get another

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NPC slot right

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Alright now I'm

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Gonna use it

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These people

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They're gonna do

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A very very

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Suspiciously

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Similar thing

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Thank you.

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I mean, you could keep doing it, but as soon as you run out of strain, I guess, you're

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going to be passed out, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I guess I get 15.

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All right.

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Oh, no.

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Music's haunting.

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Well, you're in a haunting position.

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Huh.

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Okay.

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Um, damage.

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11 damage.

00:16:10

Well, that puts me at, uh, zero.

00:16:12

No, does it already?

00:16:17

I have seven, so it actually puts me one above the threshold.

00:16:21

All right.

00:16:23

Uh, so you get blasted.

00:16:26

You are incapacitated right now.

00:16:29

Oh.

00:16:29

It just went dark.

00:16:32

Oh, there it goes.

00:16:33

I hit the wrong button.

00:16:34

What is this?

00:16:36

I thought it was because I hit 13, so I was like, oh, no.

00:16:38

You're dead.

00:16:40

I'm dead.

00:16:40

Sorry, Turbo's dead.

00:16:43

Poof.

00:16:44

Okay.

00:16:45

Uh, yeah.

00:16:46

You, you get blasted, and you're slumped against the, uh, the wall near the door that you just

00:16:52

came in.

00:16:53

Shit!

00:16:58

He's down!

00:16:58

Darn!

00:17:00

It is PC turn here.

00:17:05

All right.

00:17:07

I'm going to hide behind, like, on the other side of the door with my, like, like, using the

00:17:11

door as kind of, like, cover.

00:17:13

And, uh, see if I, can I blast anybody?

00:17:17

Uh.

00:17:18

I sure would like to.

00:17:21

So, um, what, so here, here are some options for you.

00:17:27

Um, you can also reach for Saren.

00:17:30

So you guys are behind the door, uh, which is great cover, assuming the door, you know,

00:17:36

you're not, you know, the door's not, you're not standing in the doorway.

00:17:42

Um, you can make a move to try and grab Saren and pull him through the door.

00:17:47

Yeah, I would like, dude, let's do that, because Saren's a good player.

00:17:49

You know what, I'll, I'll, I'll do that, uh, I'll grab him, because I can't shoot very well,

00:17:54

and you're much better at it than I am.

00:17:55

And I'll go blasting?

00:17:56

Okay.

00:17:56

Yeah, I'll go first.

00:17:58

Uh, I'll, uh, I'll, like, take my giant Lasat arms and try to, like, grab him while still

00:18:03

hiding behind the door and just, like, pull him closer.

00:18:07

Do I need to roll anything for that?

00:18:08

Um, no, I don't know what it would be like.

00:18:14

Maybe athletics to see how, how good you pull him through the door.

00:18:18

I mean, that's as close as we get for any physical, um...

00:18:22

Okay.

00:18:22

Yeah, I, I'm assuming, because, like, I, I imagine I have to dodge the hail of bullets

00:18:29

that accompanied his, uh, fall.

00:18:32

Okay.

00:18:33

All right, here we go.

00:18:36

I don't know if I'm any good at athletics.

00:18:38

Woo-hoo!

00:18:39

I miss him.

00:18:43

All right, so you don't, you do, you're not completely successful at pulling him completely

00:18:50

through the door, but you've pulled him enough for, like, uh, maybe his toe, uh, but mostly,

00:18:56

like, his legs.

00:18:57

The robot toe?

00:18:58

Sarn's, Sarn's limbs are still on the other side of the, like, the bad side of the door,

00:19:03

but you pull a good part of his, um, you know, body through the door, so he's outside

00:19:10

of imminent danger.

00:19:11

He's not gonna, they're not gonna beat that dead horse.

00:19:13

And she's, well, Ben's pulse, she's like, God, Sarn, you're so heavy!

00:19:19

Did you just call me dead?

00:19:21

No, you're heavy!

00:19:23

This toe is surprisingly heavy.

00:19:26

Oops.

00:19:30

Okay.

00:19:31

I, I can't respond.

00:19:32

I am unconscious.

00:19:33

You are still, yes, this is the best.

00:19:37

Okay.

00:19:39

Um.

00:19:40

Rude.

00:19:41

Rude.

00:19:42

I am gonna give up this NPC slot, this dead person.

00:19:49

Uh, I don't, I should have looked this rule up, but I'm just gonna go ahead and roll with,

00:19:54

this one's dead, so it loses that slot, and it goes right to the PC.

00:19:58

Next PC.

00:20:00

So, uh, Boo, you would be the next PC.

00:20:02

Okay, I'm gonna go blastin'.

00:20:04

Um.

00:20:04

Um.

00:20:07

Good, I, go for it.

00:20:10

I just wanna give you one option, too.

00:20:12

You do have Stimpaks.

00:20:15

Oh, does Star need it?

00:20:16

Oh, does Star need it?

00:20:16

I'm okay.

00:20:19

I think does Star need it, though.

00:20:21

You're right.

00:20:22

I'm just gonna check myself with Stimpak.

00:20:24

I am really pretty tired.

00:20:25

I'm a little winded.

00:20:31

Yeah.

00:20:32

Yeah.

00:20:32

Yeah.

00:20:32

Yeah.

00:20:32

Oh, I guess I'm over there now.

00:20:38

All right.

00:20:39

So, yeah, I'd say you use your maneuver.

00:20:42

Uh, so you get two maneuvers.

00:20:44

Use one maneuver.

00:20:45

I'm assuming to pull him all the way through the door.

00:20:48

I thought she did that.

00:20:49

She pulled him.

00:20:51

I pulled him mostly through the door.

00:20:52

Oh.

00:20:52

Except for, yeah, their legs.

00:20:54

Siren's legs were still dangling out there.

00:20:56

Oh, okay.

00:20:57

So.

00:20:57

Yeah.

00:20:57

Yeah, I'll, yeah, I'll, I'll participate.

00:20:59

Okay.

00:21:03

I'm a team player.

00:21:04

Help me tug him.

00:21:05

We tug together.

00:21:06

Yeah.

00:21:07

I'm grabbing his toe.

00:21:10

Just the toe?

00:21:12

Just the toe.

00:21:12

No!

00:21:12

Not the toe!

00:21:14

Anything but the toe.

00:21:15

Um, but yes, you could, so you pull him in with one maneuver.

00:21:21

You can, you know, go, you could, because at that point you're by the door.

00:21:25

You can blast through the door if you'd like.

00:21:28

I mean, I'm going to give him a stimmy first and try to, you know.

00:21:34

It's a pretty good idea.

00:21:35

Okay.

00:21:36

So.

00:21:37

He's really the best at combat.

00:21:39

I'm terrible.

00:21:41

Yeah, I mean, we're just going to stimmy him up and throw him back out there, right?

00:21:45

Unless they drop their guns and they're really close.

00:21:47

Shoot, stimmy.

00:21:52

Shoot, stimmy.

00:21:53

Alright.

00:21:56

Uh, stimmy is, what did we say?

00:21:58

That's five, five health.

00:22:02

But I only get four.

00:22:03

Right, because it's one less.

00:22:06

Yeah, because I already used one.

00:22:08

Okay.

00:22:09

Alright, so did you, you health yourself back up?

00:22:14

Yes.

00:22:16

Uh, so he stimmies you, um, and you are brought back to life.

00:22:21

I raise up just like Uma Thurman in that Pulp Fiction.

00:22:26

No, not dancing.

00:22:28

Just like Pulp Fiction.

00:22:30

Where's my gun?

00:22:36

You guys brought my gun, right?

00:22:39

No, it took two of us to pull you through the door.

00:22:42

Good thing it's attached to my head.

00:22:44

Good thing you have more than one.

00:22:47

Don't tell them that.

00:22:48

Alright.

00:22:52

Um, let's see.

00:22:55

That would bring it to an NPC.

00:22:58

I guess it was this one.

00:23:00

Um, they're gonna blast in your direction, I guess.

00:23:05

Um, but you guys are behind cover, so that would be increased...

00:23:11

Not difficulty.

00:23:13

What's the other one?

00:23:14

Setback.

00:23:15

Setback.

00:23:16

Yeah.

00:23:21

Because you guys left the door open.

00:23:22

Um, it doesn't exactly close.

00:23:26

I...

00:23:28

Not that monster kick you, David.

00:23:30

I don't know why...

00:23:33

I don't know why you don't think it can close.

00:23:35

Because I busted it open.

00:23:38

Oh, so it's broken.

00:23:39

That's what I assume.

00:23:41

You kick a door open, it's not gonna close the same.

00:23:44

Might close a little bit.

00:23:47

Might close a little bit.

00:23:48

It's worth a shot.

00:23:50

Alright.

00:23:51

Uh, it missed.

00:23:53

Thankfully, because I'm not sure how we made it up.

00:23:55

Alright.

00:23:58

Alright.

00:23:58

Uh, alright.

00:24:00

So, Boo, you're one less to me.

00:24:02

I mean...

00:24:02

I mean...

00:24:04

You're still fast.

00:24:05

No!

00:24:06

Yes!

00:24:07

Okay.

00:24:13

Um, PC slide.

00:24:20

You guys want...

00:24:23

You want me to take it?

00:24:24

Yeah, yeah.

00:24:24

And...

00:24:25

We brought...

00:24:26

We brought you back to life.

00:24:27

For a reason.

00:24:28

Might as well bring you to work.

00:24:30

Plus, this is kind of your bag baby.

00:24:35

Yeah, also, you kicked the door in.

00:24:38

I...

00:24:39

So, technically, this is your fault.

00:24:40

Yeah, I did that.

00:24:40

I did that.

00:24:40

I did that.

00:24:42

Maybe we should look through the window.

00:24:43

I guess a...

00:24:45

I guess a locker room wouldn't have a window.

00:24:48

This is a pirate ship.

00:24:50

For the locker room.

00:24:52

Alright.

00:24:54

What group is the one that incapacitated me?

00:24:58

One of these.

00:25:01

This one, right?

00:25:02

One of these two.

00:25:02

Yeah, one of them.

00:25:03

I think it was that one.

00:25:04

Okay.

00:25:05

I'm going to target aim then.

00:25:07

Okay.

00:25:08

So...

00:25:11

Or precise aim, I'm sorry.

00:25:13

Suffers a number of strength no greater than ranks in precise aim, which is one.

00:25:20

Then reduce targets, melee, and range defense by that number.

00:25:23

Okay.

00:25:25

So that means you're on the good side of the door.

00:25:33

Yeah.

00:25:34

Because their defense was the door.

00:25:35

Well, not the door, but the doorway.

00:25:41

Yeah.

00:25:41

Wait, theirs was?

00:25:42

Well, you guys are kind of both on.

00:25:45

Well, yeah.

00:25:47

I leaned out.

00:25:49

Yeah.

00:25:50

I'm going to allow that with the precise aim.

00:25:53

How'd you do?

00:26:02

14 damage.

00:26:04

Succeeded.

00:26:05

Alright.

00:26:08

So that...

00:26:10

14 damage.

00:26:13

Alright.

00:26:19

Yeah, you destroyed these guys here.

00:26:22

Alright.

00:26:26

You guys got to start doing something here.

00:26:27

Aside from saving my life.

00:26:34

What the hell have you guys been doing?

00:26:35

Saving my life?

00:26:37

Guys sitting back there chilling like you just saved my life or something.

00:26:42

Okay.

00:26:43

Who's next?

00:26:47

NPC.

00:26:48

Alright.

00:26:50

So it'll be this person is going to shoot towards your direction, which as we established since you're on the other side of the door is going to be the same as if it were cover, which makes it a setback.

00:27:06

Sarn, you're the closest through the door.

00:27:07

Yeah.

00:27:07

And I was just leaning out.

00:27:11

And you were just leaning out.

00:27:13

Okay.

00:27:14

Then he's going to shoot at you, I guess.

00:27:17

Boy.

00:27:20

Oh, no.

00:27:21

Oh, no.

00:27:21

It's not looking good for old Sarn Turbo here.

00:27:27

Alright.

00:27:30

10 damage to Sarn.

00:27:32

And Sarn goes down again.

00:27:35

Alright.

00:27:36

So you're back to zero.

00:27:38

I'm not going to give you negative.

00:27:44

Sarn passes out again.

00:27:45

Alright.

00:27:51

I guess it's...

00:27:53

I'm not sure what our plan was coming here.

00:27:56

Maybe we shouldn't have kicked down the barracks.

00:28:00

I mean...

00:28:01

No, that's not the problem.

00:28:03

That we is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

00:28:05

That's not the problem.

00:28:09

It's the, you know, what was the goal here?

00:28:11

Get more guns?

00:28:13

No, this is, uh...

00:28:15

Way to Sarn's sister.

00:28:16

Although, at this point, I mean...

00:28:18

Yeah, we gotta go to the HR department.

00:28:21

We're gonna lose Sarn before we get that far.

00:28:23

Seriously, we're gonna have to file a worker's comp or something.

00:28:26

It's gotta be like, save him Private Ryan.

00:28:30

Find her sister and let her know.

00:28:31

Yeah.

00:28:32

Alright.

00:28:34

I knew I should have dodged.

00:28:36

This NPC is gonna take, um...

00:28:40

At least one maneuver.

00:28:43

If not two...

00:28:45

To make it into the door.

00:28:48

Oh, here's Bill Ben's time to shine.

00:28:52

Yeah, time to blast.

00:28:54

With the vibrosword.

00:29:04

So they moved and got closer?

00:29:05

Yeah.

00:29:06

I...

00:29:06

That's it.

00:29:07

There's no other...

00:29:08

No other turns here.

00:29:09

Uh, that makes it a PC slot again.

00:29:11

Uh...

00:29:16

I'm assuming, uh...

00:29:18

Bo Ben's kind of, like, pulls out her sword and just...

00:29:20

I'm assuming they're close enough that she can just reach out and...

00:29:22

Bah!

00:29:23

Stabs at him.

00:29:25

Flashes wildly.

00:29:28

For my natal stuff.

00:29:29

I think you would be...

00:29:29

For my natal stuff.

00:29:29

I think you would be...

00:29:30

I think you would be...

00:29:31

Then engaged.

00:29:32

Okay.

00:29:34

With them.

00:29:35

Um...

00:29:36

In order to use melee, you have to be engaged, I think.

00:29:38

Um...

00:29:39

Okay.

00:29:40

How do I engage them?

00:29:41

So...

00:29:43

So you just move closer, and then you're engaged, and then...

00:29:46

Uh, your rolls are gonna be...

00:29:48

It's gonna be too difficulty.

00:29:49

Um...

00:29:50

Just...

00:29:51

You would need...

00:29:52

How did they get unengaged last time?

00:29:55

I think you have to use a maneuver or something to get unengaged.

00:29:57

Or maybe you have to win, uh...

00:30:01

Strength.

00:30:01

Strength check.

00:30:02

Well, it doesn't matter now.

00:30:24

Uh, yes.

00:30:24

You would...

00:30:25

So you become engaged, and then...

00:30:28

You will need to roll for your, uh...

00:30:31

Your vibrosword.

00:30:32

Okay.

00:30:33

And you said upgrade difficulty?

00:30:38

It's two purples right now.

00:30:41

Uh...

00:30:43

Engage is two.

00:30:44

Two purples.

00:30:45

Yeah.

00:30:45

Right.

00:30:46

Okay.

00:30:46

You wanna make sure that's right.

00:30:54

Just...

00:30:54

Just...

00:30:54

Oh, no.

00:30:57

You got him.

00:30:57

All right.

00:30:58

So...

00:30:58

Succeeded one...

00:30:59

One success.

00:31:00

Two threats.

00:31:00

All right.

00:31:03

Uh, yeah.

00:31:04

You're stuck in the door.

00:31:05

Yeah.

00:31:07

Um...

00:31:08

I...

00:31:08

I imagine, cause they're like, all trying to get in at once, and there's three of them, so it's kind of like...

00:31:13

Ah.

00:31:13

You gotta...

00:31:15

Okay.

00:31:15

Swipe to keep him back.

00:31:17

All right.

00:31:20

Apparently.

00:31:21

You did...

00:31:21

You did kill one of them, though.

00:31:23

No, you didn't.

00:31:24

Never mind.

00:31:25

Sorry.

00:31:25

No.

00:31:26

Bad route.

00:31:27

Oh, wait.

00:31:29

Are we just fighting over Sarn's body?

00:31:32

Yes.

00:31:34

It's a struggle.

00:31:36

That is the way Sarn wants to go out.

00:31:38

For people fighting over him?

00:31:42

Okay.

00:31:43

Yep.

00:31:46

Okay, so the next one is this PC slot, which we're doing it the same way as we're doing the NPCs, then.

00:31:54

Um, that's Sarn's, and they're...

00:31:57

Unconscious.

00:31:58

Oh, no!

00:32:00

There's nothing I can do?

00:32:03

Should I get...

00:32:06

No.

00:32:07

Okay.

00:32:08

Should I give him another stimmy?

00:32:11

That's a good question.

00:32:14

Or you can help me with these guys.

00:32:16

All right.

00:32:17

I'm going to blast those guys.

00:32:18

Wait, it's not...

00:32:20

It's...

00:32:21

Wait, so where are we at?

00:32:22

So we did the two...

00:32:24

We did two NPCs.

00:32:26

We're skipping this PC.

00:32:27

Oh, skipping...

00:32:29

Okay, so no, we're back...

00:32:30

No, we're back at the top.

00:32:31

We're back at the top.

00:32:32

So, yes, it could be you.

00:32:33

It's gonna be me.

00:32:35

You or me, I can either strike again or you can shoot.

00:32:41

What would you like to do?

00:32:42

I'll shoot.

00:32:42

All right.

00:32:44

Well, it should be the two PC slots.

00:32:48

So you skipped one.

00:32:50

We skipped one.

00:32:51

Then we went to PC.

00:32:53

Which was Bow Benz.

00:32:57

The first one...

00:32:59

So in the previous round, the first one was Boo.

00:33:02

We did...

00:33:03

No, the first one was me.

00:33:05

I killed the group.

00:33:09

Then the NPC shot me.

00:33:10

And then the NPC moved.

00:33:13

Then it was Bow Benz.

00:33:14

Then it should be Boo.

00:33:16

And then Tom.

00:33:18

Okay.

00:33:18

Okay.

00:33:18

Okay.

00:33:18

All right.

00:33:18

So...

00:33:19

All right.

00:33:23

So...

00:33:23

It's you again.

00:33:23

All right.

00:33:25

I'm gonna blast.

00:33:25

Okay.

00:33:30

Who you blast at?

00:33:32

Whoever's on top of Bow Benz.

00:33:35

Are you grappling with somebody?

00:33:37

Yeah.

00:33:37

Yeah.

00:33:37

I'm using my sword to keep them out of the doorway.

00:33:41

I'm gonna blast the one that's in the doorway.

00:33:43

Okay.

00:33:44

It's a setback because there's...

00:33:49

Um...

00:33:49

She's tussling with...

00:33:50

With Bob Benz.

00:33:53

And if it's a...

00:33:54

If it's a...

00:33:56

Wait a second.

00:33:56

Can you...

00:33:58

I'm gonna say if it's a...

00:34:01

Not a failure.

00:34:02

Let me check this for a second.

00:34:05

Please don't shoot me.

00:34:08

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

00:34:10

How he can shoot you.

00:34:12

Because that would be really funny.

00:34:14

Engaged.

00:34:25

Yeah.

00:34:33

Just...

00:34:34

Just use the...

00:34:34

The setback.

00:34:35

I don't think you can get a despair on a...

00:34:38

On a setback.

00:34:39

One setback?

00:34:43

Yes.

00:34:45

All right.

00:34:45

I'm gonna go blasting.

00:34:46

Good luck.

00:34:49

I missed.

00:34:50

Oh.

00:34:51

Ah, but two advantages.

00:34:55

Uh...

00:34:58

I...

00:34:59

I hit the side of the door and I blinded the guy.

00:35:02

Kind of, uh...

00:35:03

Like, it's like...

00:35:04

Kind of like...

00:35:04

Like a gun flash.

00:35:05

Oh, yeah.

00:35:05

Okay.

00:35:06

Um...

00:35:07

That would...

00:35:08

That would provide an opening for...

00:35:10

Bob Benz to become...

00:35:12

Unengaged.

00:35:14

Although she won't want to do that, will she?

00:35:15

Because she's gonna want to just...

00:35:18

Slash him again.

00:35:18

So...

00:35:25

He's...

00:35:27

He's blinded.

00:35:27

All right.

00:35:33

That'll be a boost to, uh...

00:35:37

Bob Benz.

00:35:37

Two.

00:35:39

Although I guess it's...

00:35:42

So we're back to PC turn at the top.

00:35:44

So...

00:35:44

It would...

00:35:46

Or could be your turn again.

00:35:47

Yeah, I'll slash him.

00:35:49

Okay.

00:35:50

Slash him.

00:35:51

Slash him.

00:35:58

Go for it.

00:35:59

All right.

00:35:59

And one boost?

00:36:00

Yes.

00:36:02

Aha.

00:36:03

Boosted!

00:36:05

That's a success, isn't it?

00:36:08

Yeah.

00:36:09

Yes.

00:36:09

Succeeded.

00:36:10

One success.

00:36:10

Five damage.

00:36:12

I thought this Vibrasaur did more damage.

00:36:14

As it turns out, it doesn't.

00:36:18

No.

00:36:20

But it is, some might say, defensive.

00:36:22

Piercing.

00:36:23

Or vicious.

00:36:24

And it vibrates.

00:36:26

Ew.

00:36:28

I just said it.

00:36:30

Ew, or that it vibrates.

00:36:33

Uh-huh.

00:36:35

Somebody had to say it.

00:36:38

All right.

00:36:39

You do kill one of the...

00:36:41

One of the Wookiees.

00:36:42

In the door.

00:36:44

I stab him.

00:36:46

Ha!

00:36:47

You got both of them.

00:36:48

There's one left.

00:36:50

Can they fall on top of Sarn in a comedic effect?

00:36:53

Uh, well, one's still alive.

00:36:55

Oh, so you think now you're just accumulating bodies?

00:36:58

Right, in front of the doorway.

00:37:00

Okay.

00:37:00

All right.

00:37:02

We've got cover.

00:37:03

Oh, no.

00:37:06

All right.

00:37:10

Yes.

00:37:11

So two...

00:37:12

It's Sarn and then two Wookiees.

00:37:14

And one is still in the door.

00:37:19

And...

00:37:20

I guess...

00:37:23

So it would be an NPC.

00:37:24

All right.

00:37:25

So one of these is dead.

00:37:26

Dead!

00:37:28

Oh, I guess we skipped this NPC over here.

00:37:32

But they can't really do anything.

00:37:33

No, they shot me.

00:37:35

The first...

00:37:36

Oh, I understand.

00:37:37

Last round.

00:37:37

So now it's two NPCs in a row.

00:37:40

Yeah.

00:37:41

All right.

00:37:41

They're going to shoot at bobbins.

00:37:44

Bobins.

00:37:47

Um...

00:37:51

Oh, I guess...

00:37:54

This might...

00:37:54

All right.

00:37:54

No, because they're still engaged, right?

00:37:56

Because of the...

00:37:57

The knifing.

00:37:58

One of them is.

00:38:00

They pull from their, uh...

00:38:02

Utility belt...

00:38:04

A vibro knife.

00:38:05

Oh, what?

00:38:06

Uh...

00:38:08

And...

00:38:09

Starts to swing that towards, uh...

00:38:12

Bobbins.

00:38:12

Doing...

00:38:18

Four damage.

00:38:21

Um...

00:38:22

You have two soap.

00:38:23

So that would be two damage.

00:38:25

Two damage.

00:38:25

Two damage.

00:38:25

Um...

00:38:31

Okay.

00:38:33

Good job.

00:38:34

Um...

00:38:37

And this other Wookiee's going to...

00:38:39

Or this other group of Wookiee's going to run right up to the door.

00:38:42

Um...

00:38:43

So...

00:38:44

Now...

00:38:45

They'll be ready to engage...

00:38:47

If they need to.

00:38:48

All right.

00:38:54

That makes it...

00:38:56

Maxter.

00:38:59

Maxter.

00:39:01

Uh...

00:39:04

I'm going to use...

00:39:05

Do I have any more stimmy?

00:39:06

I've got to check my stuff.

00:39:07

Yeah.

00:39:08

You've got four.

00:39:09

You guys really loaded up on stimmy's at the...

00:39:11

At the, uh...

00:39:12

Space Casey's.

00:39:13

I'm going to have Elm Sarn Daddy a little bit of a breather.

00:39:15

Bye.

00:39:19

Giving him a stimmy.

00:39:20

Okay.

00:39:21

I mean...

00:39:28

He keeps coming back.

00:39:29

Why are there so many bodies on me?

00:39:32

Sarn, we need you to do...

00:39:37

We need you to kill some things first before you die.

00:39:39

You can't do anything with bodies on top of me.

00:39:42

Stop sleeping!

00:39:43

Stop sleeping!

00:39:44

It's every time I get shot, I take a nap.

00:39:48

All right.

00:39:52

It's your turn, then.

00:39:53

Sorry.

00:39:54

Well, I guess...

00:39:55

I guess Bobbins can take a turn.

00:39:57

Wait, no.

00:39:58

She had a turn.

00:39:58

I...

00:40:00

I had a turn.

00:40:00

I'm engaged with, uh...

00:40:02

Vyros...

00:40:02

Uh...

00:40:03

Knife.

00:40:03

Yeah.

00:40:04

So it's my turn?

00:40:06

Yep.

00:40:06

All right.

00:40:08

Well, then I'm gonna...

00:40:10

From the ground...

00:40:11

I'm gonna shoot at the one that's in the knife fight.

00:40:15

Okay.

00:40:16

Um...

00:40:17

It's...

00:40:18

Close.

00:40:19

So it would be one difficulty, but it's gonna be one setback, because, uh...

00:40:25

They're tussling.

00:40:25

Uh...

00:40:26

Now, what if I use my blaster pistol?

00:40:29

Doesn't matter.

00:40:31

Okay.

00:40:32

I don't know if you're using a rifle.

00:40:35

Yeah, because a rifle is...

00:40:38

It's good for long, but it could be used for short.

00:40:45

Yeah.

00:40:45

Yeah, I think that's how it works.

00:40:47

Good?

00:40:57

Yeah.

00:40:57

Go for it.

00:40:58

Okay.

00:40:58

13 damage.

00:41:04

All right.

00:41:06

Uh...

00:41:07

Now...

00:41:08

Now you are...

00:41:09

You're covered in more...

00:41:10

You're covered in more bodies.

00:41:15

Okay.

00:41:20

If I don't get shot again, this is gonna knock me out.

00:41:23

Stop pilot bodies.

00:41:25

Maggot slash T.

00:41:31

I know.

00:41:32

I got it wrong.

00:41:33

I took a gamble.

00:41:34

I was like...

00:41:35

Where is it?

00:41:35

There he is.

00:41:44

Okay.

00:41:45

That brings it to...

00:41:47

Where is it?

00:41:49

The...

00:41:50

The top?

00:41:51

Yeah.

00:41:53

Yeah.

00:41:53

The top.

00:41:53

So who wants it?

00:41:56

I'm gonna go blasting.

00:42:00

Okay.

00:42:01

Max is gonna go blasting.

00:42:02

Yeah.

00:42:03

I'll blast that second one right off his toes.

00:42:05

Okay.

00:42:06

Okay.

00:42:13

All right.

00:42:13

All right.

00:42:13

Any, uh...

00:42:14

Same setback as before?

00:42:15

No.

00:42:17

No setback because he's not engaged.

00:42:19

Uh...

00:42:19

And it's close.

00:42:20

So go ahead and use one difficulty.

00:42:21

Last it.

00:42:25

Triumph!

00:42:29

Triumph.

00:42:31

All right.

00:42:32

Uh...

00:42:33

You...

00:42:33

By triumphing...

00:42:34

Uh...

00:42:36

Let's see.

00:42:36

Let's see.

00:42:36

Let's see.

00:42:36

Um...

00:42:42

Six.

00:42:44

Anyway.

00:42:46

Okay.

00:42:46

I'm sorry.

00:42:46

I should have rolled the...

00:42:47

So now...

00:42:48

Yeah.

00:42:48

That's okay.

00:42:48

So, uh...

00:42:50

You killed two of the three.

00:42:51

That's what I'm talking about.

00:42:56

Yes.

00:42:59

That is what I'm talking about.

00:43:02

Uh...

00:43:02

But it is his turn now.

00:43:03

So he's gonna shoot towards you.

00:43:05

No, no, no.

00:43:06

No, no, no.

00:43:07

What?

00:43:08

That wasn't the deal?

00:43:08

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:11

Come on.

00:43:12

Yeah.

00:43:12

Says the only person who hasn't taken damage is...

00:43:15

This, uh...

00:43:16

This...

00:43:17

I'm not wearing a...

00:43:18

I'm still not wearing a shirt, dammit.

00:43:20

You're right.

00:43:21

This is gonna be...

00:43:23

You're gonna have even less soap.

00:43:24

Alright.

00:43:25

No, then.

00:43:26

Oh, no.

00:43:28

Well, no one told you to take your shirt off.

00:43:32

No one told me it would be a part of my armor.

00:43:34

Weird how that works.

00:43:36

But they miss.

00:43:37

Because of my natural charisma.

00:43:41

They trip over the pile of bodies.

00:43:43

Yeah.

00:43:46

Yeah.

00:43:46

Okay.

00:43:49

Uh...

00:43:51

Then it's a...

00:43:52

PC turn.

00:43:53

You wanna just finish it off, Sarn?

00:43:55

No, it's...

00:43:57

It's hard to do anything under a pile of bodies.

00:43:59

Oh.

00:44:01

Well, I can try and blast, but I'm not very good, so...

00:44:05

But here we go.

00:44:06

Just hoping.

00:44:09

Wait, where's the...

00:44:11

Where are they at?

00:44:12

Uh, they got piled up here.

00:44:14

Oh, okay.

00:44:14

Woo!

00:44:16

There you go.

00:44:19

Ah!

00:44:20

Holy crap.

00:44:23

Why wasn't I using this?

00:44:25

Alright.

00:44:28

You had a vibro sword.

00:44:33

I just...

00:44:33

I really like being up close when you kill someone, you know?

00:44:36

Oh, I know the feeling.

00:44:40

Just afterwards, it's not nice to have them on top of you.

00:44:45

Alright.

00:44:46

Alright.

00:44:46

You killed all of them in the locker room.

00:44:50

Yeah.

00:44:50

Despite God.

00:44:51

Woo!

00:44:53

Alright.

00:44:54

Alright.

00:44:55

Wait.

00:44:56

Before we go any further...

00:44:59

Get these bodies off of me!

00:45:01

Oh, okay.

00:45:01

Yeah, right.

00:45:02

And, uh...

00:45:03

Boban just starts picking up the bodies and, like, like bags of, you know, dog food.

00:45:08

Kind of just chucking them aside.

00:45:09

Yeah.

00:45:11

Oh, perfect.

00:45:14

Look, that did not go so hot for us.

00:45:16

I know we won, but, uh...

00:45:18

I got stabbed.

00:45:19

Um...

00:45:21

I got shot...

00:45:23

A lot.

00:45:24

Can I take a look around this locker room and see if there's, like, a first aid kit somewhere?

00:45:29

You know?

00:45:29

An eyewash station or something?

00:45:31

I got a little chilly.

00:45:33

What?

00:45:33

What?

00:45:33

Did you get some blood in your eye?

00:45:34

No!

00:45:36

I'm just gonna raid it.

00:45:37

I don't have a stem pack and I could probably use them.

00:45:42

Where's your...

00:45:44

You probably could use them.

00:45:45

Yeah.

00:45:46

I wonder where you get those from.

00:45:48

Can I...

00:45:49

Well, I...

00:45:50

Okay.

00:45:50

Well, let's see what's around here first.

00:45:52

I just...

00:45:53

It's a locker room, so, I mean, maybe they'll have, like, a, you know, first aid kit.

00:45:56

Or shoes.

00:45:58

Or a shirt.

00:46:00

Shh.

00:46:02

Okay.

00:46:05

Alright.

00:46:07

What do I, uh...

00:46:08

Uh, we'll pick...

00:46:09

Yeah.

00:46:09

Well, you can go ahead and pick one.

00:46:12

Alright.

00:46:13

Alright.

00:46:13

It's a real perception.

00:46:23

Uh, alright.

00:46:28

So, perceiving, uh, you see down this corridor.

00:46:32

There are four...

00:46:34

There are four...

00:46:34

What looks to be four doors.

00:46:36

Here.

00:46:37

Alright.

00:46:39

Gonna go down there and, uh...

00:46:44

Take a peek in the first one.

00:46:45

The first one?

00:46:46

Okay.

00:46:47

Yeah.

00:46:47

I don't want to kick it open.

00:46:49

I just want to peek stealthily through the door.

00:46:52

Okay.

00:46:53

Very carefully.

00:46:54

Roll a stealth check.

00:46:56

I really...

00:46:59

We really gotta...

00:47:01

Oh, yeah.

00:47:01

Take it easy for a few seconds.

00:47:02

Okay.

00:47:06

Succeed.

00:47:06

Uh, you peek in.

00:47:08

Uh, you notice it's inside.

00:47:10

It's some kind of, like, a jump pod, um, that must go into the fighters.

00:47:15

So, what...

00:47:17

What you do see in there in one of the chairs is a Wookie, uh, pilot.

00:47:22

Or what looks to be some kind of, uh, fighter pilot, uh, Wookie.

00:47:25

Um, they're alive.

00:47:27

Oh, God.

00:47:29

Shut that door.

00:47:29

Alright.

00:47:30

They didn't...

00:47:31

They didn't come a-running when they heard all the noise?

00:47:34

No, it's, uh...

00:47:36

They are...

00:47:37

Well, I mean...

00:47:39

You'd have to ask him.

00:47:39

Wait a second.

00:47:40

Are the ships drones?

00:47:44

And he's just piloting it from here?

00:47:48

Uh, no.

00:47:51

That's...

00:47:52

I mean, I'm telling you too much, but I just want to stop you from overthinking it too much.

00:47:56

That would be kind of cool, though.

00:47:59

It might be cool.

00:48:01

So Bob Benz just kind of, like, opens the door crack.

00:48:03

I mean, that could've worked.

00:48:04

Bob Benz just opens the door crack and he's like, ah!

00:48:07

That's it.

00:48:09

Uh, Sarn would like to stealthily check the second room.

00:48:14

Okay.

00:48:15

Um, roll stealth.

00:48:18

Your stealth's pretty good.

00:48:22

Yeah.

00:48:23

Also pairing his precious.

00:48:25

Oh, no, that's her perception.

00:48:26

Although my stealth wasn't too bad.

00:48:30

I still succeeded.

00:48:32

There's no way I can fail this.

00:48:34

I failed it!

00:48:38

All right.

00:48:41

You open it up, but it's a really, really squeaky door.

00:48:44

Um, and you tumble inside very, um...

00:48:51

I don't know.

00:48:52

Clumsily.

00:48:53

Uh, and...

00:48:56

Let's see.

00:49:02

What the hell is that?

00:49:03

Okay.

00:49:04

Okay.

00:49:04

You see...

00:49:05

Inside, there is, um...

00:49:09

There is one Stimpak.

00:49:12

Um, you see a...

00:49:14

Inside, there's a, like a...

00:49:15

Like a pilot's...

00:49:18

Like a first aid kit.

00:49:18

Basically, it looks like a...

00:49:20

Uh, a kit someone would strap to their leg

00:49:23

that, you know, is going into a fighter pilot.

00:49:25

Or a fighter jet.

00:49:26

And it has a Stimpak in it.

00:49:29

I take and give it to Bobenz.

00:49:31

Aw, you're so sweet.

00:49:34

Well, it's not going to do me much good.

00:49:36

How do I do this?

00:49:38

You just...

00:49:39

You just add five.

00:49:41

Oh, wait, sorry.

00:49:42

Push it right into your leg.

00:49:44

And push the...

00:49:46

It's like an Epipent shot.

00:49:47

Oh, okay.

00:49:49

Uh...

00:49:51

Clunk.

00:49:52

She stabs it.

00:49:53

So it just reduces five,

00:49:55

because, right, it's my first one.

00:49:56

Yep.

00:49:56

All right, cool.

00:49:58

I have five now.

00:49:59

Five.

00:50:00

Okay.

00:50:01

Five.

00:50:01

Five.

00:50:04

Much better.

00:50:04

Much better.

00:50:06

Yeah.

00:50:07

All right, Matt, what are you doing?

00:50:13

I'm following behind.

00:50:15

What's the next door?

00:50:17

I'm going to poke my head through the next door.

00:50:21

Okay.

00:50:23

Yeah.

00:50:24

I'm going to move you down here.

00:50:26

Thank you.

00:50:27

I lost me.

00:50:28

There I am.

00:50:29

Do you want me to run a stealth?

00:50:30

Is it?

00:50:32

I thought that was...

00:50:32

Well, I mean, you don't have to stealthily open it.

00:50:35

You can just kick it down.

00:50:36

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:40

Someone need a door kicked open?

00:50:41

No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:43

Stealth it, stealth it.

00:50:44

Any extra modifiers?

00:50:46

No, just...

00:50:47

I am the lord of deception.

00:50:52

Wait, why'd you...

00:50:53

Why'd you roll deception?

00:50:54

Why did you...

00:50:56

I meant the roll of stealth.

00:50:57

You received the door.

00:50:59

The door is confused.

00:51:01

Also failed that one.

00:51:04

Sorry, I wrote the wrong one.

00:51:05

In my head, I saw stealth, but...

00:51:08

What was that?

00:51:09

You were trying to deceive us.

00:51:13

It almost worked.

00:51:15

I'm really good at stealth, guys.

00:51:17

Believe me.

00:51:18

All right.

00:51:22

Yeah, you try to open the door very stealthily.

00:51:26

It's also very creaky.

00:51:28

And the door opens and you fall in kind of clumsily.

00:51:33

And you start rooting around in there.

00:51:35

There's nobody in it, thankfully for you, I suppose.

00:51:39

And...

00:51:41

Let's see.

00:51:43

Let's see.

00:51:43

You do find a first aid kit, but you open it up and it's empty.

00:51:52

Oh.

00:51:54

Ain't that a kick in the teeth?

00:51:57

Oh.

00:52:02

All right.

00:52:03

All right.

00:52:04

All right, cool.

00:52:05

All right.

00:52:08

Sarah just walks to the next one and kicks it open.

00:52:10

All right.

00:52:16

I'm going to put a hallway of doors down here.

00:52:19

Yeah.

00:52:21

How many more of these do we have?

00:52:21

Do your legs not get tired?

00:52:23

Do your...

00:52:24

There is a fighter jackie in there.

00:52:29

Uh-oh.

00:52:30

And this...

00:52:32

I did not decide that after you...

00:52:34

Before you kicked the door open, that was just...

00:52:38

I picked four random ones and you kicked the one open that happened to have a fighter jackie in there.

00:52:43

And now you two are in combat.

00:52:46

But I caught him unawares, right?

00:52:49

No.

00:52:50

No.

00:52:50

Well...

00:52:51

Kick him again.

00:52:52

You kicked one door.

00:52:56

Give it another good hard kick and kick that down.

00:52:58

Kick that guy down.

00:52:59

I mean...

00:53:01

Uh...

00:53:03

I guess, yes.

00:53:04

If we're going to roll initiative...

00:53:06

Um...

00:53:07

Yeah, you can roll vigilance and the fighter jackie will roll cool.

00:53:10

Nope.

00:53:11

Yes.

00:53:12

Wait, do I have it backwards?

00:53:14

Not yet.

00:53:17

I think you do.

00:53:17

All right.

00:53:19

So he rolls...

00:53:20

Vigilance.

00:53:22

Right?

00:53:23

Does it really matter?

00:53:25

Yes, it's a different...

00:53:27

I mean, maybe not in this case.

00:53:28

I don't know what their skills are.

00:53:30

Oh, okay.

00:53:31

Two and cool...

00:53:33

No, it would be exactly the same in this case.

00:53:34

Do I get a boost for surprising?

00:53:37

No.

00:53:38

The surprise is vigilance versus cool.

00:53:40

Listen, and nobody else kicked the door open.

00:53:43

So you have the best stealth on the team.

00:53:46

I don't really feel like giving you an opponent.

00:53:47

Why are there question mark dice now?

00:53:50

It must just be...

00:53:52

All right.

00:53:54

So go ahead.

00:53:56

You can take your turn first.

00:53:58

Oh.

00:53:58

Yeah, you kick it open.

00:54:00

And yes, there's a fighter jockey sitting there waiting...

00:54:03

Not waiting for you, which is...

00:54:07

Oh, I'm going to aim and shoot.

00:54:09

Okay.

00:54:11

All right.

00:54:19

12 damage.

00:54:20

Yeah.

00:54:27

You just straight up murder him.

00:54:29

He's very dead.

00:54:31

Loot that body.

00:54:34

Loot that body.

00:54:36

Okay.

00:54:39

Okay.

00:54:39

I just don't...

00:54:43

I just don't...

00:54:45

How do you...

00:54:48

You got to just start putting things on these guys' bodies, Tiger.

00:54:52

Just so we...

00:54:53

Find stuff.

00:54:54

It's really strange things like a can of beans.

00:54:56

Yeah.

00:54:57

You find...

00:54:58

You find on his body,

00:54:59

there's what looks like a...

00:55:02

It's like a pocket watch.

00:55:04

And inside,

00:55:05

there's a clock,

00:55:07

which tells the time.

00:55:08

But it also has a picture

00:55:10

of a family of Wookiees.

00:55:14

It looks to be like

00:55:15

a Mormon-sized family

00:55:17

of Wookiees.

00:55:19

And by Mormon,

00:55:20

I mean wives and children.

00:55:21

So,

00:55:22

yes,

00:55:23

there seems to be

00:55:24

two or three wives

00:55:26

or husbands.

00:55:27

It's hard to know,

00:55:28

but they are very romantic.

00:55:29

And the children

00:55:30

also look like

00:55:32

they get good grades.

00:55:33

I'll definitely take those pictures.

00:55:35

Well,

00:55:35

I definitely put that pocket watch

00:55:37

in my pocket.

00:55:38

add this to the collection.

00:55:45

Can you write that down?

00:55:47

No.

00:55:51

I just don't...

00:55:53

I just don't want to forget about this.

00:55:55

It will come back to haunt you.

00:55:57

It will.

00:55:58

It has to.

00:56:00

You're going to be attacked

00:56:01

by a Mormon family of Wookiees.

00:56:04

Or a Wookiee family of Mormons.

00:56:06

Not again.

00:56:07

Or,

00:56:08

no,

00:56:09

I'm sorry,

00:56:09

a grove of Wookiee Mormons.

00:56:11

Okay.

00:56:25

Okay.

00:56:25

How do I...

00:56:28

Oh.

00:56:32

Maybe I could just put it

00:56:33

in the notes.

00:56:34

Oh.

00:56:35

Yeah.

00:56:36

Move that, buddy!

00:56:44

Did you...

00:56:48

You added it to your gear?

00:56:49

Yeah.

00:56:50

Pocket watch is Mormon family picture

00:56:54

and device that tells time.

00:57:02

Why is there so many now?

00:57:05

I hit...

00:57:05

I hit...

00:57:06

I didn't know what that button did

00:57:07

and I added some.

00:57:08

But now I don't...

00:57:10

What am I?

00:57:10

Some watches?

00:57:11

Oh, there it is.

00:57:12

Pocket watch is a Mormon family picture

00:57:14

and device that tells time.

00:57:15

All right.

00:57:16

A clock?

00:57:17

Yes.

00:57:20

All right.

00:57:21

Yeah.

00:57:21

Let's take a break.

00:57:22

It's a pocket watch.

00:57:23

Let's see.

00:57:31

Now you've killed

00:57:32

just about everything.

00:57:33

There's still one door

00:57:36

with a pilot inside of it.

00:57:38

No,

00:57:38

just leave him alone.

00:57:39

Yeah,

00:57:42

but what if he's got

00:57:43

a pocket watch?

00:57:44

What,

00:57:46

you think they just

00:57:46

give him out to everybody?

00:57:47

Like,

00:57:48

hey man,

00:57:48

it's been six months.

00:57:49

Here's your gift.

00:57:50

A pocket watch.

00:57:51

What if we kill him,

00:57:52

get his pocket watch,

00:57:53

and it's the same picture?

00:57:56

Well,

00:57:57

that would be a coincidence.

00:57:58

Uh,

00:57:59

can I,

00:57:59

do Wookiee,

00:58:00

are these Wookiees wearing,

00:58:02

like,

00:58:02

some sort of uniform

00:58:02

or anything?

00:58:03

Or are they all just,

00:58:06

in general,

00:58:07

Wookiees?

00:58:07

the one that you just killed

00:58:09

is wearing,

00:58:10

um,

00:58:11

like a,

00:58:12

it's like a jumpsuit,

00:58:13

like a fighter,

00:58:14

like a,

00:58:14

like a pilot's jumpsuit.

00:58:15

Uh,

00:58:16

the other ones,

00:58:18

they're not,

00:58:19

they're not in uniform

00:58:20

because they are pirates,

00:58:21

but they,

00:58:22

they,

00:58:22

they're dressed alike.

00:58:24

Although,

00:58:25

they're not dressed

00:58:26

because you're in a locker room.

00:58:27

They're in various states of dress.

00:58:28

Listen,

00:58:30

guys,

00:58:30

crazy idea.

00:58:31

What if,

00:58:32

what if I got a Wookiee,

00:58:33

one of these pirate Wookiee outfits on?

00:58:35

Do you think I'd pass as Wookiee

00:58:37

and maybe,

00:58:38

you know,

00:58:38

we'll do the whole,

00:58:39

oh,

00:58:40

I'm taking him prisoner,

00:58:41

you know,

00:58:42

routine?

00:58:43

Uh,

00:58:44

yes,

00:58:45

absolutely.

00:58:46

Are you rolling?

00:58:49

Are you deceiving me?

00:58:50

Do you really think this is going to work?

00:58:51

Uh,

00:58:53

I'm willing to believe in,

00:58:55

we'll use the force.

00:58:57

Okay,

00:59:00

well,

00:59:00

uh,

00:59:01

you know,

00:59:01

I gotta be honest,

00:59:02

I don't think any of that force stuff really exists.

00:59:04

Uh,

00:59:05

but,

00:59:05

uh,

00:59:06

I gotta,

00:59:06

all right,

00:59:07

I'm gonna,

00:59:07

I'm gonna take the,

00:59:09

uh,

00:59:09

various states of undressed Wookiees.

00:59:11

I'm assuming they're like lockers are open

00:59:13

and they're like clothes are kind of still hanging out.

00:59:15

I'm just gonna find enough clothes

00:59:16

to make it look as if,

00:59:18

I might be Wookiee from a distance

00:59:19

because the stats and Wookiees don't look alike.

00:59:22

It's a really common misconception

00:59:23

and kind of a racist,

00:59:24

or I'm sorry,

00:59:25

specious stereotype.

00:59:26

Uh,

00:59:27

but,

00:59:29

in this case,

00:59:29

we're gonna use it to our advantage.

00:59:31

I'm gonna use it to my advantage.

00:59:33

I really don't want to be shot again.

00:59:34

I don't know how you guys do it.

00:59:36

I got stabbed with a Vibros knife.

00:59:38

I've been stabbing people with a Vibros sword.

00:59:40

Do you know how much that hurts?

00:59:41

Yeah,

00:59:44

I think I can,

00:59:45

uh,

00:59:46

yeah,

00:59:46

I think I've been stabbed before.

00:59:48

Okay,

00:59:49

well,

00:59:49

it hurts a lot.

00:59:50

I've,

00:59:51

I've been doing this all over.

00:59:53

Uh,

00:59:53

I,

00:59:53

Bobenz is just like anxious at this point.

00:59:56

I think she's got a lot of adrenaline,

00:59:57

so she's just talking.

00:59:59

And she's going around

01:00:00

picking up different pieces of clothing

01:00:01

and like shoving them on top of her clothes already.

01:00:04

Yeah.

01:00:05

She's pissed.

01:00:06

Okay,

01:00:09

yeah,

01:00:10

uh,

01:00:10

you,

01:00:12

you put this stuff on.

01:00:13

Yeah,

01:00:13

you make a half,

01:00:14

a half convincing,

01:00:15

uh,

01:00:16

Wookiee.

01:00:17

From a distance.

01:00:18

From a distance.

01:00:18

Unless you are a Wookiee,

01:00:20

I guess.

01:00:21

No,

01:00:22

I'm definitely not a Wookiee.

01:00:23

No,

01:00:24

I mean,

01:00:24

I'm a convincing Wookiee

01:00:26

to someone that is not a Wookiee.

01:00:29

All right,

01:00:29

fair enough.

01:00:30

But anyway,

01:00:31

yes.

01:00:32

All right.

01:00:33

It should,

01:00:34

it should help you.

01:00:35

It should help you.

01:00:36

Well,

01:00:41

what about these other doors up here?

01:00:42

Forget them.

01:00:44

Stop kicking down doors.

01:00:46

Who said I was going to kick them down?

01:00:48

It's not like that.

01:00:51

There's a whole nother row of doors over here.

01:00:54

Yeah.

01:00:55

Oh,

01:00:55

God.

01:00:55

Uh,

01:00:57

in,

01:00:58

in the interest of not wasting time opening doors,

01:01:02

let's just say all those rooms are,

01:01:03

um,

01:01:04

not interesting.

01:01:05

They're lockers.

01:01:07

Yeah.

01:01:08

You could have just said locked.

01:01:09

Yeah,

01:01:13

but then you would have tried to kick it down.

01:01:14

So like,

01:01:15

then,

01:01:16

okay,

01:01:16

fine.

01:01:17

Then it should be just a little more straightforward is there's nothing interesting worth locking behind these doors.

01:01:22

Fine.

01:01:24

Yeah.

01:01:25

You know,

01:01:25

you know,

01:01:25

if these doors had anything interesting,

01:01:27

they would have bothered locking them,

01:01:28

you know?

01:01:29

Exactly.

01:01:34

All right,

01:01:34

Andy,

01:01:34

don't go too far ahead yet.

01:01:35

Try to convince your compatriots to come with you.

01:01:38

All right,

01:01:39

let's go this way,

01:01:40

guys.

01:01:40

So,

01:01:41

if you remember the directions that the kill team leader gave you,

01:01:45

it was,

01:01:46

uh,

01:01:46

go through the barracks,

01:01:47

down the hall,

01:01:48

and,

01:01:49

um,

01:01:49

to the left.

01:01:50

All right,

01:01:51

well,

01:01:52

I'm going to continue going through the barracks.

01:01:54

Down the hall,

01:01:55

to the left.

01:01:57

Uh,

01:01:57

to your,

01:01:58

to your left,

01:01:59

not the map.

01:02:00

Yes.

01:02:00

Map left.

01:02:01

To my left.

01:02:04

So,

01:02:05

I'm here.

01:02:05

This way,

01:02:06

you would have to go.

01:02:07

You guys in?

01:02:10

Yeah,

01:02:11

I'm here.

01:02:11

Yeah,

01:02:12

we're in.

01:02:12

Hooray.

01:02:14

Hooray.

01:02:20

I ran into a wall.

01:02:25

Okay,

01:02:26

so you can,

01:02:27

this,

01:02:27

this,

01:02:28

they'll sneak up on you.

01:02:29

Can you see,

01:02:30

right here?

01:02:31

The door?

01:02:33

Uh,

01:02:35

we can see,

01:02:35

like,

01:02:35

there's a little hallway.

01:02:36

What is it,

01:02:37

what is this,

01:02:38

this icon here?

01:02:39

It looks like a door.

01:02:40

It just looks like a door?

01:02:42

The darkness.

01:02:43

Okay.

01:02:44

Um,

01:02:48

there is a door there.

01:02:49

Um.

01:02:51

All right.

01:02:51

Can I,

01:02:53

push Sarn away,

01:02:54

ahead of Sarn?

01:02:55

No,

01:02:56

I'll,

01:02:56

push Sarn out of the way.

01:02:57

I'll stealthily,

01:02:58

open the door.

01:02:59

Hey,

01:03:00

my stealth is pretty good.

01:03:01

I'll stealthily,

01:03:02

I promise,

01:03:03

I'll stealthily check it.

01:03:04

Okay.

01:03:04

Is that what you call,

01:03:05

kick it?

01:03:05

Is that what your foot's called,

01:03:06

stealth?

01:03:07

No,

01:03:08

it's what I actually call

01:03:10

the robo-toe.

01:03:11

But that's,

01:03:12

that's not what I meant

01:03:13

in this instance.

01:03:14

I will stealthily check the door.

01:03:19

door.

01:03:19

All right.

01:03:20

Do it.

01:03:22

Stock up to the door.

01:03:24

All right.

01:03:32

I didn't fail it twice.

01:03:34

Okay.

01:03:35

Uh,

01:03:35

the door's locked.

01:03:36

God damn it.

01:03:38

Even with eight advantages?

01:03:42

my wife.

01:03:43

So glad,

01:03:43

so glad I didn't try

01:03:45

kicking this door over.

01:03:46

Okay.

01:03:49

The door is locked.

01:03:51

All right.

01:03:53

Uh,

01:03:54

does anybody want to roll,

01:03:55

uh,

01:03:55

perception?

01:03:56

Yeah.

01:03:57

I'll do it.

01:03:58

You do it.

01:03:59

Yeah.

01:03:59

Do it.

01:04:00

Do it back.

01:04:02

Perceive.

01:04:03

Perceive.

01:04:04

All right.

01:04:05

I'm working on it.

01:04:06

Something's going on

01:04:06

with my damn thing.

01:04:07

Perceive.

01:04:08

All right.

01:04:08

All right.

01:04:09

All right.

01:04:09

Perceive.

01:04:10

All right.

01:04:11

Perceive.

01:04:12

Perceive.

01:04:13

Let's try them.

01:04:14

Okay.

01:04:15

Uh,

01:04:16

while,

01:04:17

while Sarn is monkeying around

01:04:19

with the door

01:04:19

and Bobbins is yelling at him,

01:04:21

telling him how to monkey

01:04:22

with the door,

01:04:23

uh,

01:04:23

you see,

01:04:24

you see a small sign,

01:04:26

uh,

01:04:26

in basic that says,

01:04:29

um,

01:04:30

HR,

01:04:31

uh,

01:04:32

with an arrow pointing

01:04:33

in this direction.

01:04:36

Well,

01:04:37

this has been quite the adventure,

01:04:38

guys.

01:04:39

We going the wrong way.

01:04:40

I start walking away.

01:04:43

It's this way.

01:04:45

It says HR,

01:04:47

two letters,

01:04:47

and an arrow.

01:04:48

It's written in basic,

01:04:50

apparently.

01:04:50

Let's go.

01:04:51

All right.

01:04:52

And as part,

01:04:53

as part of your triumph,

01:04:54

you notice as you walk by,

01:04:56

you kind of walk by it,

01:04:58

and then you stop and come back,

01:04:59

and you look to,

01:05:01

you're left here,

01:05:02

and you see a droid.

01:05:05

Um,

01:05:06

it's not activated right now,

01:05:07

but a droid is just sitting there.

01:05:09

Guys,

01:05:11

guys,

01:05:12

guys.

01:05:12

Yes.

01:05:13

There's a droid.

01:05:15

Holy shit,

01:05:16

a droid.

01:05:16

What kind of droid is it?

01:05:19

It looks to be

01:05:20

a standy droid.

01:05:24

There's either Rolly,

01:05:27

there's Rolly droids

01:05:29

or standy droids.

01:05:32

That is the official classification.

01:05:34

Yeah,

01:05:35

I don't know what you guys

01:05:36

are talking about.

01:05:36

Am I wrong?

01:05:39

Um,

01:05:42

it's,

01:05:43

it's sitting with other equipment,

01:05:44

uh,

01:05:45

like,

01:05:45

uh,

01:05:46

I don't know,

01:05:47

space mops

01:05:48

and,

01:05:49

uh,

01:05:49

space brooms.

01:05:50

Um,

01:05:51

so,

01:05:52

it seems to be

01:05:53

some sort of

01:05:54

custodial droid.

01:05:57

Can I roll,

01:05:59

uh,

01:05:59

an education

01:06:00

skill or something

01:06:01

to know what this thing is?

01:06:03

Yeah.

01:06:03

Ah,

01:06:11

it's a standy droid.

01:06:12

It's a standy droid,

01:06:14

uh,

01:06:15

but it's also

01:06:16

a custodial droid.

01:06:17

Um,

01:06:18

it looks like

01:06:19

it's proficient

01:06:19

with space mops

01:06:20

and or space brooms.

01:06:22

Um,

01:06:23

but,

01:06:23

you would know

01:06:24

a ship like this,

01:06:25

uh,

01:06:26

would,

01:06:27

would use

01:06:27

these custodian

01:06:28

droids,

01:06:29

uh,

01:06:30

and probably,

01:06:31

they probably move

01:06:32

up and down

01:06:33

the ship.

01:06:34

Do you guys want

01:06:37

to take a droid with us?

01:06:38

But they don't,

01:06:39

they don't keep the droid on,

01:06:40

you know,

01:06:41

just by the fact

01:06:43

that it's sitting there

01:06:43

off and it's kind of

01:06:45

a rude thing to do.

01:06:46

Wait,

01:06:48

what's a rude thing to do?

01:06:49

Turn it on?

01:06:50

No,

01:06:51

to turn it off

01:06:52

when you're not using it.

01:06:53

I mean,

01:06:53

have you ever seen,

01:06:54

like,

01:06:55

in Star Wars,

01:06:57

like,

01:06:57

they,

01:06:57

they usually just let

01:06:58

the droids

01:06:59

like,

01:07:00

exist?

01:07:01

Instead of like,

01:07:02

like a Roomba

01:07:04

where you turn them on

01:07:04

when you need them

01:07:05

and turn them off

01:07:05

when you don't.

01:07:06

Alright,

01:07:07

I'm,

01:07:08

Star is going to

01:07:10

fiddle with it

01:07:10

to try to get it

01:07:11

to clean,

01:07:12

turn it on

01:07:13

and get it to

01:07:14

clean the HR

01:07:15

office.

01:07:17

Okay.

01:07:19

Um,

01:07:21

fiddle.

01:07:22

I would encourage

01:07:24

you to collaborate.

01:07:25

I don't know,

01:07:27

you might actually

01:07:27

have the best computers.

01:07:28

Um,

01:07:29

I just know that

01:07:30

Bobbins is a

01:07:31

mechanic,

01:07:32

so.

01:07:32

I've got two

01:07:33

proficiency.

01:07:34

Okay.

01:07:35

I got one.

01:07:37

Alright,

01:07:37

you're right,

01:07:38

push her out of the way.

01:07:39

Get out of the way!

01:07:42

Uh,

01:07:46

difficulty two?

01:07:47

Yeah,

01:07:48

sure.

01:07:48

I've failed.

01:07:54

Your advantage is

01:07:56

that you, uh,

01:07:56

noticed you failed.

01:07:57

That's one hell

01:08:00

of an advantage.

01:08:00

Can I flip it

01:08:01

to light side point?

01:08:02

To what?

01:08:06

Make it successful.

01:08:08

That's not what

01:08:09

those are for.

01:08:10

Oh, here, here.

01:08:13

Let me, let me,

01:08:14

I'll, I'll do,

01:08:15

we'll do this.

01:08:16

Listen.

01:08:16

Fine.

01:08:18

general skills.

01:08:19

Let's see.

01:08:20

You, you can't use,

01:08:22

you can't use the light

01:08:24

side point to

01:08:24

negate it.

01:08:25

No, I know.

01:08:25

I know.

01:08:26

If you do,

01:08:27

well, Bridget,

01:08:30

Bridget succeeded.

01:08:31

I push him back

01:08:34

out of the way

01:08:34

and get a little bit

01:08:35

closer and just

01:08:36

click the on button

01:08:37

that's like right in

01:08:37

front of his,

01:08:38

like on his side,

01:08:39

just boop.

01:08:40

Yes, all that

01:08:41

computer's knowledge

01:08:42

has led you to this

01:08:42

moment.

01:08:43

Uh, it does,

01:08:45

it does power up.

01:08:47

Oh shit, what are

01:08:47

we gonna do with it?

01:08:48

Tell it to clean

01:08:51

the HR office.

01:08:52

Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:08:54

Awaiting instruction.

01:08:55

The HR office

01:08:58

is quite filthy.

01:09:00

Uh, as you see,

01:09:01

I am a Wookiee,

01:09:02

uh, and, uh,

01:09:04

you need to go in

01:09:05

there and clean it.

01:09:06

You have me,

01:09:06

not being a Wookiee,

01:09:08

am fooled by your

01:09:10

disguise.

01:09:10

Deception.

01:09:13

Deception.

01:09:16

No, the deception

01:09:17

was put in the,

01:09:17

I don't really want

01:09:21

to roll, I just want

01:09:22

this to be true.

01:09:22

No, no, no, no,

01:09:23

I'm bragging about

01:09:24

my deception.

01:09:25

Oh, I see.

01:09:26

All right.

01:09:27

Uh, yes, Wookiee,

01:09:30

and you want me to-

01:09:32

Clean the HR office.

01:09:33

Where is the HR office?

01:09:35

Do you work on this

01:09:37

ship or not?

01:09:38

Clearly-

01:09:38

Psych.

01:09:39

I knew it was the

01:09:40

whole time.

01:09:41

Oh, you got me,

01:09:42

you got me,

01:09:43

you got me good.

01:09:45

So,

01:09:46

all right.

01:09:48

Uh, you know,

01:09:49

he, he, he does

01:09:50

like a little stretch,

01:09:51

uh, like, you know,

01:09:52

back and forth on

01:09:53

each leg, uh,

01:09:53

back and forth to,

01:09:54

uh, you know,

01:09:55

get his space legs

01:09:57

under him again.

01:09:58

And, uh,

01:09:59

he starts walking,

01:10:01

um,

01:10:02

although then he's

01:10:03

stopped by

01:10:04

Siren.

01:10:05

Siren's in the way.

01:10:06

And I imagine they

01:10:08

have an awkward

01:10:08

exchange.

01:10:09

Not really.

01:10:12

Okay.

01:10:13

Good.

01:10:15

Uh, he shambles

01:10:17

forth.

01:10:17

He opens, uh,

01:10:19

a door,

01:10:20

and he's walking

01:10:22

towards,

01:10:23

oh, wait, hold on,

01:10:24

I'm hitting the wrong

01:10:24

buttons.

01:10:25

And he opens, uh,

01:10:29

another door,

01:10:29

and now he's in the

01:10:32

HR room.

01:10:33

And Siren's following.

01:10:36

just kind of

01:10:37

following him.

01:10:38

And, and you just

01:10:39

walked right in?

01:10:40

No.

01:10:41

Yeah.

01:10:42

Okay.

01:10:43

I said, no,

01:10:44

that's a bad idea.

01:10:45

Yeah.

01:10:46

All right.

01:10:46

So you,

01:10:47

so Mac, so Mac,

01:10:48

I, I would,

01:10:50

I will allow that Mac

01:10:52

right at Siren is

01:10:53

just going to charge

01:10:54

right into that room.

01:10:55

Mac grabs him on

01:10:56

the back by the

01:10:57

scruff of the neck

01:10:57

and pulls him back,

01:10:59

uh, just to give

01:11:00

him one last chance

01:11:01

to, uh,

01:11:02

convince him not to,

01:11:03

not to just walk

01:11:04

into a room.

01:11:05

give me one good

01:11:08

reason.

01:11:08

Uh, let's take a,

01:11:10

let's take a sneaky

01:11:11

look around first and

01:11:12

make sure that no one's

01:11:13

going to get the drop

01:11:14

on us.

01:11:15

All right.

01:11:16

Then I'll smell,

01:11:17

I'll stealthily sneak

01:11:18

in.

01:11:19

Stealthily take a look

01:11:20

first.

01:11:21

Use the,

01:11:21

how about stealth

01:11:22

perception?

01:11:22

Can I use

01:11:26

perception?

01:11:27

Okay.

01:11:29

Yes.

01:11:31

Perceive.

01:11:33

Perceive.

01:11:34

All right.

01:11:36

What do I see?

01:11:37

All right.

01:11:38

Uh, you, you just,

01:11:41

you pull, you pull him

01:11:42

back and just say,

01:11:43

Hey, maybe we should

01:11:43

look in this room first

01:11:44

before charging in.

01:11:45

Um, and you take a look

01:11:49

sort of around the corner.

01:11:50

You, you take a look in

01:11:51

the, like the crack of the

01:11:52

door, uh, like in the

01:11:54

hinges, uh, and you see,

01:11:57

um, two.

01:11:58

Let's see.

01:12:00

Can I show these to you?

01:12:02

I can see them.

01:12:03

Can I think?

01:12:04

See something.

01:12:06

Yeah, they are.

01:12:08

They're Wookiees.

01:12:11

Oh, shit.

01:12:12

God damn it.

01:12:13

God damn it.

01:12:14

So many Wookiees.

01:12:16

Yeah.

01:12:16

Who would have thought?

01:12:17

And only one in the,

01:12:24

in the whole series.

01:12:27

No.

01:12:27

Well, in the first three.

01:12:30

In the first three, yes.

01:12:32

He only won.

01:12:33

They didn't even give him

01:12:35

a medal.

01:12:36

He got a medal.

01:12:38

It's like giving a dog a

01:12:40

medal.

01:12:40

Oh, he bites it to see if

01:12:43

it's real.

01:12:43

Ah!

01:12:43

So you see, you see two

01:12:46

Wookiees in there.

01:12:47

Um, they are doing, uh,

01:12:49

office work, uh, at a table

01:12:53

in the, uh, back of the room.

01:12:56

Facing us?

01:13:00

Um, I am gonna roll

01:13:05

a 50-50 die.

01:13:08

Isn't that just called a coin?

01:13:11

Yes.

01:13:12

They're facing you.

01:13:14

Oh, shit.

01:13:19

Are they close together?

01:13:20

They are on, so, yeah,

01:13:29

they're pretty close.

01:13:30

Uh, but as, as you, as you

01:13:37

notice, um, so now you guys

01:13:40

are all watching, uh, taking

01:13:42

on, you know, the, uh, what

01:13:44

would you say, like, uh,

01:13:45

inspiration by Mac.

01:13:47

And you notice that, uh,

01:13:49

the custodial droid is, uh,

01:13:51

sweeping up.

01:13:52

And the Wookiees start

01:13:54

talking to the custodian

01:13:57

droid as if they're old,

01:13:58

old work, um, pals.

01:14:00

Uh, then they're just doing

01:14:03

small talk, uh, as the, uh,

01:14:05

the custodian droid just,

01:14:07

is working the room.

01:14:08

They're doing small talk to

01:14:12

the droid?

01:14:12

Yeah, and they're going back

01:14:14

and forth.

01:14:14

Okay.

01:14:14

So, do you guys think we

01:14:18

should sneak now?

01:14:19

Do you think they'll

01:14:22

do?

01:14:22

We're going to sneak to

01:14:22

sneak to what?

01:14:23

What are we even looking

01:14:24

for in here?

01:14:24

They're facing us.

01:14:26

How are they?

01:14:27

What are we even doing in

01:14:29

here?

01:14:29

We have to find out where

01:14:33

my sister is.

01:14:34

Okay.

01:14:35

Objective.

01:14:36

We need to get to their

01:14:37

personnel files.

01:14:38

Yeah, and that's in here,

01:14:40

right?

01:14:41

I assume it's...

01:14:41

Now, those would probably

01:14:42

be on a computer, right?

01:14:44

I don't know.

01:14:45

It might be on the

01:14:46

post-it note on its chest.

01:14:48

Now, that doesn't seem

01:14:51

like a very secure place

01:14:52

to source personnel files.

01:14:53

I mean, no, but I don't

01:14:57

know anything about

01:14:58

looking, filing.

01:15:00

All right.

01:15:01

So, we need a computer.

01:15:03

Is there, like, an...

01:15:04

Can I, like, peer around

01:15:04

and see if there's, like,

01:15:05

an open, like, desk

01:15:06

station or something?

01:15:10

Sure, but it'd have to

01:15:13

be perception.

01:15:13

All right.

01:15:14

Perceive.

01:15:15

You must perceive it.

01:15:16

Perceive.

01:15:19

I can't believe it.

01:15:21

I perceived.

01:15:25

Your rolls are great.

01:15:27

Yes.

01:15:28

You notice that

01:15:30

there are two desks.

01:15:35

It looks like the two are

01:15:37

sitting in the desk in the

01:15:37

front, and then there's...

01:15:39

You can just barely tell

01:15:41

that there's a desk behind

01:15:42

them.

01:15:42

It looks like they have,

01:15:44

you know, four computers

01:15:46

per desk.

01:15:47

But...

01:15:49

So, two are occupied,

01:15:51

and it must be that the

01:15:52

other six are not occupied.

01:15:54

Not it must be, but you...

01:15:57

I'm just saying that you

01:15:58

only see two Wookiees, so...

01:16:00

There's four on...

01:16:01

Unmanned computers.

01:16:04

I would like to try to

01:16:05

sneak up to one of them.

01:16:07

Okay.

01:16:09

Well, wait.

01:16:16

That didn't...

01:16:18

Oh, okay.

01:16:19

That's not much stealth.

01:16:21

Yeah.

01:16:22

It was a try-off.

01:16:24

Okay.

01:16:25

Yeah, I'll let you...

01:16:29

I'll let you roleplay here.

01:16:30

They're not gonna see you,

01:16:32

but...

01:16:33

How do you make it over?

01:16:35

So, I would like to...

01:16:38

It's kind of like a retcon

01:16:42

kind of situation,

01:16:43

but when we were talking

01:16:44

to the cleaning droid,

01:16:47

it was also kind of like,

01:16:49

hey, maybe distract them

01:16:51

a little bit.

01:16:51

so they're talking to you

01:16:53

and not really focusing

01:16:54

on their work.

01:16:55

And it makes it easier

01:16:58

for me to sneak over.

01:16:59

Well, you don't need

01:17:01

the boost anymore.

01:17:01

I would say that sort of

01:17:03

blows your cover

01:17:03

because you were just

01:17:05

telling them...

01:17:05

You were just telling him

01:17:06

to do his job.

01:17:07

Okay.

01:17:08

Here.

01:17:09

I got a plan.

01:17:10

I'll go over and distract him.

01:17:12

Wait.

01:17:13

He's already successful.

01:17:14

Yeah.

01:17:15

I've got the triumph.

01:17:16

He's already successfully

01:17:17

had moved over.

01:17:19

Okay.

01:17:19

The triumph is that

01:17:20

the computer is unlocked.

01:17:21

Okay.

01:17:24

Yes.

01:17:24

So, the...

01:17:26

Yes.

01:17:26

It must have been that

01:17:28

one of the Wookiees

01:17:29

is going back and forth

01:17:30

between the computers

01:17:31

and it's unlocked.

01:17:37

Then I would like to...

01:17:38

I don't try to type in

01:17:39

to find out, you know...

01:17:41

Okay.

01:17:41

So, let me move you...

01:17:43

So, you went past this...

01:17:44

This one.

01:17:45

I'm going to say you went...

01:17:46

Okay.

01:17:46

...all the way over to...

01:17:48

Imagine...

01:17:49

This is a truck in here

01:17:50

but that's actually a desk

01:17:52

for our purposes.

01:17:53

And there's another...

01:17:54

There's another desk

01:17:55

over here

01:17:55

to which you are now

01:17:57

set up to a terminal

01:17:58

and you're in the terminal.

01:17:59

Okay.

01:18:01

Then I would like to

01:18:02

search for

01:18:03

my sister's name.

01:18:05

Okay.

01:18:07

Which is

01:18:08

Makara Turbo.

01:18:09

Okay.

01:18:10

I guess

01:18:12

the other two of you

01:18:14

are just gonna...

01:18:14

You're just waiting back here?

01:18:15

Yeah.

01:18:16

I'm gonna keep my

01:18:18

gun aimed

01:18:19

just in case

01:18:20

those

01:18:21

other people start

01:18:23

snooping

01:18:24

and seeing

01:18:24

what Siren's up to.

01:18:25

All right.

01:18:26

Well, you keep...

01:18:27

You're keeping your gun

01:18:28

on those

01:18:28

fucking desk jockeys.

01:18:29

And Siren

01:18:30

is hacking

01:18:32

into cyberspace

01:18:33

right now.

01:18:33

Okay.

01:18:36

Space.

01:18:36

Cyberspace.

01:18:37

You're going through...

01:18:39

You...

01:18:40

You're...

01:18:41

You look into

01:18:43

the slave

01:18:44

files.

01:18:45

You're...

01:18:46

You're typing through

01:18:47

and you see

01:18:48

that you can find

01:18:49

like personnel

01:18:50

then you start...

01:18:51

You sort it by

01:18:53

the different positions.

01:18:54

But you notice

01:18:57

that slaves

01:18:57

are not with

01:18:58

the personnel.

01:18:59

They're with

01:19:00

the properties.

01:19:00

which really

01:19:02

geeks you out.

01:19:04

Yes.

01:19:05

He looks real

01:19:06

pissed over there.

01:19:07

Right.

01:19:07

And you see

01:19:09

like things like

01:19:09

desks

01:19:10

and crates

01:19:11

and

01:19:13

other different...

01:19:15

twi'c...

01:19:16

What'd you say?

01:19:16

Twi'leks?

01:19:18

Yes.

01:19:18

Yes.

01:19:18

And you see...

01:19:19

You do see in there

01:19:20

also a couple of

01:19:23

Twi'leks in there.

01:19:25

The sisters from before.

01:19:29

I was hoping to pull up

01:19:30

their names really quick

01:19:31

but I don't...

01:19:32

One was Deal.

01:19:34

Yeah.

01:19:34

It was Deal and...

01:19:36

E...

01:19:36

E...

01:19:37

E...

01:19:37

E...

01:19:38

G...

01:19:38

Something like that.

01:19:39

But you do see...

01:19:41

You see those

01:19:41

and you go past them

01:19:43

and you know

01:19:44

it sort of makes you think.

01:19:45

And then you do see

01:19:46

at the bottom

01:19:47

an unnamed Twi'lek

01:19:50

that matches the description.

01:19:52

Makara was green

01:19:55

like you are.

01:19:56

and

01:19:57

it says

01:19:59

Makara.

01:19:59

Does it have a location?

01:20:02

So you click...

01:20:04

You click through it

01:20:04

because...

01:20:05

And now you're flooded

01:20:05

with emotion.

01:20:06

You're like,

01:20:06

oh my god.

01:20:07

I have...

01:20:08

I'm so close.

01:20:09

You're so close.

01:20:10

And you look at it.

01:20:12

You see like a little

01:20:13

ship icon

01:20:14

that she's on a ship.

01:20:14

You click on the ship.

01:20:16

It does say

01:20:17

the...

01:20:18

The renegade's blood.

01:20:20

Oh.

01:20:21

So she's here somewhere.

01:20:26

Yes.

01:20:27

Oh.

01:20:30

Okay.

01:20:32

I come over to Mak

01:20:33

very, very quietly.

01:20:34

Mak.

01:20:36

Hello.

01:20:38

Mak.

01:20:39

Hello.

01:20:40

This is Sarn Turbo.

01:20:42

Hello, Sarn.

01:20:44

How's it going over there?

01:20:45

Hey.

01:20:45

Follow my lead on this.

01:20:47

Okay.

01:20:49

And then I rush

01:20:53

one of the workers.

01:20:56

Okay.

01:20:59

Okay.

01:20:59

Okay.

01:21:00

So I start...

01:21:01

I run in and rush

01:21:02

the other one.

01:21:02

All right.

01:21:03

Is it the janitor droid?

01:21:04

There's two of them.

01:21:08

Yeah.

01:21:09

The janitor droid...

01:21:10

You rush right by him.

01:21:12

And he spins around

01:21:14

in confusion.

01:21:16

And she yells,

01:21:17

aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

01:21:18

And...

01:21:20

Oh.

01:21:20

Okay.

01:21:24

What are you trying to do?

01:21:25

Me?

01:21:26

Yeah.

01:21:27

You said rush them.

01:21:28

Yes.

01:21:29

I want to force them

01:21:30

to tell me where

01:21:31

that...

01:21:32

where Makara is.

01:21:33

Okay.

01:21:35

Uh, let's

01:21:36

roll initiative.

01:21:37

Okay.

01:21:39

might end up

01:21:41

very poorly for me.

01:21:42

Now, they're...

01:21:44

Mak took out

01:21:45

30 of them.

01:21:46

I can handle

01:21:46

a couple of desk jockeys.

01:21:47

Yeah, dude.

01:21:48

They're easy.

01:21:49

Especially if they're jockeys.

01:21:51

And if they're wearing glasses.

01:21:52

Okay.

01:21:52

Uh, and they're gonna roll

01:22:00

cool.

01:22:01

I think.

01:22:05

Hey, I gotta triumph.

01:22:06

Okay.

01:22:13

Uh, first

01:22:15

is an NPC.

01:22:16

No.

01:22:18

I'm sorry, NPC.

01:22:20

I...

01:22:20

Uh, Mac,

01:22:23

I'm gonna take this one.

01:22:24

He's got it.

01:22:25

Okay.

01:22:25

Okay.

01:22:26

Stay calm

01:22:30

and tell me everything

01:22:31

I need to know.

01:22:32

All right.

01:22:32

So you grabbed him.

01:22:33

Yes.

01:22:34

Okay.

01:22:35

By the scruff,

01:22:36

scruff, scruff, scruff

01:22:38

of his neck.

01:22:39

Okay.

01:22:40

Um,

01:22:42

you are successful.

01:22:43

Um,

01:22:44

and he surrenders.

01:22:47

Uh, and the other one

01:22:49

throws his hands up.

01:22:49

You will tell me

01:22:53

where

01:22:54

Makara is.

01:22:55

Tell you, tell you,

01:22:56

tell you what?

01:22:57

I'm trying to talk

01:22:59

where Makara is.

01:23:01

What is a,

01:23:02

what is a Makara?

01:23:04

It's the property

01:23:05

and I shove his head

01:23:06

into the desk.

01:23:08

Ouch.

01:23:08

Yes.

01:23:10

Do you want more of that?

01:23:12

No.

01:23:12

Then tell me where she's at.

01:23:14

Who are you?

01:23:15

Tell me where she's at.

01:23:18

I tell him where he's at, lad.

01:23:20

He's gonna keep beating on you.

01:23:21

He starts,

01:23:22

you notice that his arm

01:23:24

is starting to reach

01:23:24

under the table.

01:23:25

Grab his arm.

01:23:27

I smack his face

01:23:28

into the table again

01:23:29

and say,

01:23:30

don't do it.

01:23:31

He's,

01:23:33

he stops for a second

01:23:34

and then he's like,

01:23:35

he's clearly scared.

01:23:36

He starts to do it again.

01:23:38

I throw,

01:23:39

I throw him away

01:23:40

from the desk.

01:23:41

This fucking guy.

01:23:43

All right.

01:23:43

You throw him.

01:23:44

Okay.

01:23:44

Now he's on the floor

01:23:46

and he's,

01:23:47

he's scared.

01:23:48

He threw his hands up.

01:23:49

Okay.

01:23:49

Okay.

01:23:50

What do you,

01:23:50

what do you want?

01:23:51

What,

01:23:51

what property do you want?

01:23:52

You want,

01:23:53

you want a,

01:23:53

you want a pocket watch?

01:23:54

I got a pocket watch.

01:23:55

Give me the,

01:23:57

give him the pocket watch.

01:23:57

I kneel on his shoulders

01:24:00

and say,

01:24:00

give me the pocket watch

01:24:01

and then tell me

01:24:02

where Makara is.

01:24:03

Okay.

01:24:03

He hands you a pocket watch.

01:24:05

I just shove it in my pocket.

01:24:07

Okay.

01:24:08

That's where the watch is.

01:24:10

I don't,

01:24:11

I don't know what a Makara is.

01:24:13

Can I,

01:24:14

can I go to the computer

01:24:15

where Sarn was

01:24:16

and like print out a picture?

01:24:17

Print out like the report.

01:24:19

Yeah.

01:24:19

So she just goes over

01:24:20

and like prints out a report

01:24:22

and this old dot matrix printer

01:24:23

is like,

01:24:23

ding,

01:24:24

like a fax machine.

01:24:25

It's amazing

01:24:28

how psychologically advanced

01:24:30

this place is.

01:24:30

I pick it up

01:24:32

and I kind of show it

01:24:32

in front of the person's face,

01:24:34

the HR person's face.

01:24:35

Like this is a Makara.

01:24:36

Oh,

01:24:38

I,

01:24:39

yeah,

01:24:40

this has got the asset ID on it.

01:24:42

All you had to do

01:24:43

is tell me what the asset ID was.

01:24:44

I would,

01:24:44

I would have helped you.

01:24:46

I don't know what a Makara is.

01:24:49

Yeah.

01:24:50

Oh,

01:24:50

yeah,

01:24:51

this asset ID

01:24:53

and yeah,

01:24:54

this room number.

01:24:54

It's not far from here,

01:24:57

actually.

01:24:57

Where

01:24:59

is it?

01:25:00

How do I get there?

01:25:01

I think you could just tell us

01:25:03

the room number.

01:25:04

That'd be nice.

01:25:05

Yeah,

01:25:06

that'd be really nice.

01:25:07

Um,

01:25:07

yeah,

01:25:10

I can,

01:25:10

yes.

01:25:11

Rocket?

01:25:23

I'm getting that for you.

01:25:31

Oh,

01:25:31

let me just,

01:25:33

can I get up to the computer?

01:25:35

Oh,

01:25:36

all right.

01:25:38

Are you going to piss,

01:25:39

are you going to press that alarm button

01:25:41

underneath your desk?

01:25:41

No,

01:25:42

I won't push the alarm button.

01:25:44

I feel like you guys are very scary

01:25:45

and I see your guns.

01:25:47

Oh,

01:25:48

yeah,

01:25:48

I got a gun too.

01:25:49

What?

01:25:50

All right.

01:25:51

She doesn't want to use it either.

01:25:53

I'm not great at it.

01:26:01

what the hell?

01:26:02

Okay.

01:26:11

Um,

01:26:14

all right.

01:26:16

So then he sits down at the computer.

01:26:17

He,

01:26:17

he hits a bunch,

01:26:18

he hits a bunch of buttons

01:26:19

and,

01:26:20

um,

01:26:21

he looks at the room

01:26:23

and he says,

01:26:24

oh,

01:26:24

that room's,

01:26:25

uh,

01:26:26

right over here.

01:26:27

It's in the executive wing.

01:26:29

That's weird.

01:26:31

And everything is in the executive wing.

01:26:34

Well,

01:26:34

not everything.

01:26:35

And he starts to,

01:26:36

he starts to list out a bunch of

01:26:37

different random items

01:26:38

that are not in the executive wing.

01:26:40

he says,

01:26:41

well,

01:26:41

for instance,

01:26:42

like boots,

01:26:43

like soldier boots,

01:26:45

those don't go to the executive wing.

01:26:46

The executive soldier boots.

01:26:48

Yes.

01:26:48

Now those go over by the locker room.

01:26:50

And also in there,

01:26:52

is it?

01:26:52

We were there.

01:26:53

Oh,

01:26:55

you were there.

01:26:55

Were they in various,

01:26:56

various stages of dress?

01:26:58

And you know what?

01:26:59

Some of them were wearing boots.

01:27:00

Oh,

01:27:01

they were.

01:27:02

And now they're dead.

01:27:03

Some of my best friends are what?

01:27:05

Wait,

01:27:07

hold on.

01:27:08

I pull off.

01:27:09

the pocket watch that he gave me.

01:27:11

Uh-huh.

01:27:11

And I open it.

01:27:12

What's,

01:27:13

what's inside?

01:27:14

So,

01:27:15

inside is just the picture of the man

01:27:18

by himself sitting on a stump.

01:27:21

Okay,

01:27:24

well,

01:27:24

no worries.

01:27:25

I close and put it back in my pocket.

01:27:26

What?

01:27:28

What?

01:27:29

What do you mean?

01:27:30

What were you expecting to see?

01:27:33

I'm sure so.

01:27:33

It's great that you have a picture of yourself,

01:27:37

though.

01:27:37

Yeah,

01:27:38

that's not weird at all.

01:27:39

Well,

01:27:40

I didn't think so.

01:27:41

My mom doesn't either.

01:27:43

Sorry.

01:27:46

Executive wing.

01:27:47

Go to the,

01:27:48

let's,

01:27:48

where's the room?

01:27:49

Let's go.

01:27:49

We've been dawdling.

01:27:51

Again.

01:27:52

That's one thing we haven't developed,

01:27:56

fellows.

01:27:56

Or,

01:27:57

I can't start.

01:28:00

Okay.

01:28:01

You guys,

01:28:02

he points you around

01:28:03

into the executive wing,

01:28:05

which is actually right around,

01:28:06

it's right around the corner.

01:28:07

Through,

01:28:10

he points around this way.

01:28:12

Oh,

01:28:15

that way?

01:28:15

Okay.

01:28:15

Yeah.

01:28:17

All right.

01:28:18

All right.

01:28:18

What should we do with these two now?

01:28:19

Any more binders?

01:28:22

No.

01:28:23

Do I?

01:28:24

No.

01:28:24

Um,

01:28:26

you see,

01:28:27

there is a door,

01:28:29

like,

01:28:30

right behind you.

01:28:31

There's two doors.

01:28:32

Um,

01:28:35

I'm not going to kick this one in.

01:28:37

He's learning.

01:28:41

Well,

01:28:41

if I kick it in,

01:28:43

it's broken,

01:28:43

then they can get out.

01:28:44

Also learning.

01:28:46

Yeah.

01:28:48

Hey,

01:28:49

Bob,

01:28:49

can you check what's behind that door?

01:28:51

I'll do it

01:28:52

with my perception.

01:28:54

Yes.

01:28:55

Great.

01:28:55

Uh,

01:28:56

roll your perception.

01:28:57

This perception is going to be

01:28:59

without difficulty.

01:29:00

So it's just going to be

01:29:03

zero purple.

01:29:04

Um,

01:29:05

so.

01:29:06

If you fail this.

01:29:07

Yes.

01:29:08

It means you're illiterate.

01:29:09

How do I get rid of the

01:29:12

difficulty?

01:29:13

Uh,

01:29:13

right click.

01:29:14

Right click.

01:29:15

Let's try this.

01:29:22

Not letting me get rid of

01:29:25

more than just two.

01:29:26

There should only be two.

01:29:30

Right.

01:29:31

There should be zero,

01:29:33

right?

01:29:33

Right.

01:29:34

Yeah.

01:29:34

Yeah,

01:29:35

keep adding.

01:29:36

I can add it,

01:29:37

but I can't remove it.

01:29:37

I can remove.

01:29:39

Interesting.

01:29:41

I will give it to you then.

01:29:43

Uh,

01:29:44

on the top,

01:29:44

it should say downgrade difficulty.

01:29:46

Yeah.

01:29:47

it doesn't.

01:29:48

Yeah.

01:29:49

Anyway,

01:29:50

yeah.

01:29:50

If you go down to the number

01:29:52

next to the,

01:29:53

the purple

01:29:54

and right click it.

01:29:55

Let me try this one more time.

01:29:58

I don't know.

01:29:59

Maybe it's just because it's,

01:30:00

uh,

01:30:01

how do I give this to someone?

01:30:03

I thought I could give people

01:30:04

rolls.

01:30:07

Yeah.

01:30:09

Fixed result.

01:30:09

Give it to Bridget.

01:30:10

Give her a success.

01:30:13

I just gave it to you.

01:30:17

Okay.

01:30:18

Hey,

01:30:21

look,

01:30:22

I can look through.

01:30:22

Okay.

01:30:23

Just don't open the door.

01:30:24

Hey.

01:30:25

All right.

01:30:26

Did you,

01:30:27

did you roll it?

01:30:28

Did it send you a message?

01:30:29

It should say,

01:30:30

Oh,

01:30:30

wait here.

01:30:31

roll the dice pool.

01:30:31

There you go.

01:30:34

Check tail.

01:30:42

I'm still struggling with the door handles.

01:30:44

I still haven't gotten to figured it out.

01:30:46

Like,

01:30:46

do they slide?

01:30:48

Do they swing?

01:30:49

Like,

01:30:49

how do they?

01:30:50

That's why I kicked them in.

01:30:52

All right.

01:30:52

You can't quite read it.

01:30:54

Uh,

01:30:54

but,

01:30:55

uh,

01:30:55

your advantage is that there are symbols on the door,

01:30:58

which seem to suggest that as a door to the outside.

01:31:01

Oh,

01:31:03

airlock.

01:31:04

Airlock.

01:31:04

Yeah.

01:31:05

Hey guys,

01:31:10

this is an airlock.

01:31:11

But you haven't opened the door.

01:31:14

All right.

01:31:15

Are we going to the executive suite or what?

01:31:17

Well,

01:31:18

I don't know.

01:31:19

You guys are trying to decide what to do with these,

01:31:20

these,

01:31:21

these,

01:31:21

these,

01:31:21

I want to put them in the air,

01:31:22

in the airlock.

01:31:24

So he can't push the alarm button.

01:31:25

Okay.

01:31:25

All right.

01:31:26

You,

01:31:26

you succeed doing that.

01:31:27

Okay.

01:31:28

Except,

01:31:30

except,

01:31:31

except it's not really a door to the outside as much as it's just a,

01:31:34

or a door to an airlock as it is just a door to the outside.

01:31:37

And you space these two Wookiees.

01:31:40

Oh,

01:31:40

well,

01:31:42

his memory will forever live on in my brand new pocket watch.

01:31:46

Let's go.

01:31:46

All right.

01:31:47

All right.

01:31:48

Executive suite.

01:31:49

Executive suite.

01:31:51

Um,

01:31:53

you guys make it around the corner.

01:31:54

I'm moving you.

01:31:55

All right.

01:31:57

Um,

01:31:58

moving in.

01:32:00

There's a,

01:32:00

there's a door here.

01:32:02

Um,

01:32:02

but the door that he was telling you to go to is right here.

01:32:06

Um,

01:32:07

it's hidden.

01:32:08

Um,

01:32:10

but it's not hidden.

01:32:12

It was hidden for me.

01:32:14

because I didn't know if I wanted you to use this door,

01:32:16

but I want you to use this door.

01:32:17

This is the door to the room.

01:32:20

Where's my,

01:32:21

I'm sorry.

01:32:22

I'm being cryptic,

01:32:22

but I'm not trying to be quick.

01:32:23

All right.

01:32:26

All right.

01:32:27

I run around the corner and I just go give it a big,

01:32:38

a big hard kick.

01:32:39

All right.

01:32:40

You kick through,

01:32:41

uh,

01:32:42

you come in and you're,

01:32:44

you're coming in hot and then coming right behind you,

01:32:46

walking in is,

01:32:48

is,

01:32:49

uh,

01:32:49

Sarn and Bob ends.

01:32:51

Uh,

01:32:52

Sarn,

01:32:52

you see in the middle of the room,

01:32:54

there's a cage,

01:32:54

just a freestanding cage in the middle of the room.

01:32:57

And inside there's this,

01:32:59

this heap of clothes,

01:33:01

uh,

01:33:02

with some green poking out.

01:33:03

Um,

01:33:05

it looks like a very familiar,

01:33:06

um,

01:33:07

heap of clothes.

01:33:11

Yes.

01:33:11

And,

01:33:15

but there's a cage in the way.

01:33:16

Yes.

01:33:17

So I start screaming Makara.

01:33:19

Uh,

01:33:20

Makara.

01:33:21

She turned,

01:33:22

so the heap turns to you,

01:33:24

uh,

01:33:24

and,

01:33:25

you know,

01:33:25

and looks at you and turns to you and it's like,

01:33:29

Sarn,

01:33:30

Sarn,

01:33:32

sister.

01:33:33

Yes,

01:33:36

it's me,

01:33:37

Sarn.

01:33:37

I never thought I'd see you again.

01:33:39

I know,

01:33:40

but I'm here now.

01:33:42

I came for you.

01:33:43

Oh no.

01:33:45

What do you mean?

01:33:47

And at that moment,

01:33:48

uh,

01:33:49

a Wookiee bursts in,

01:33:52

uh,

01:33:52

with a team of other Wookiees.

01:33:54

into the room

01:33:57

and surrounds you.

01:33:59

Are they fooled by my disguise?

01:34:05

Are they fooled by my disguise?

01:34:05

I can't do it.

01:34:35

I can't do it.

01:35:05

I don't know.

01:35:05

I think I'm going to start kicking ass.

01:35:06

All right.

01:35:08

You've got to do a lot of the heavy lifting here.

01:35:10

Okay.

01:35:12

Story of my life, right?

01:35:14

I'm just kidding, guys.

01:35:17

I'm going to hide.

01:35:18

We're in a room with nothing but a cage.

01:35:22

I can hide behind the cage.

01:35:24

I see a Twi'lek and a Lisset.

01:35:27

I can hide behind.

01:35:28

Well, so when he was slumped up against the door and then it was your turn, I thought you were going to say, well, I'm just going to hide.

01:35:36

Sarn's body was just lifeless on the other side of the door.

Are They Fooled by My Diguise?