- Crew of the Kahuna

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Ha ha ha!

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Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

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Down to the beach I'm strollin'

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But the seagulls pokein' my head

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Not fun, I said seagulls

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Mmm, stop it now

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Episode 53, Ambush the Ambush, Splish Splash

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After a very sanitary series of visits to the Back to Bidet, trademark

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and a family dinner of flutter plume and sauce

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our heroes are completely rested and relaxated

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Rial, playing nurse, cook, and general mother figure

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has turned out to be quite the useful Stockholmian hostage

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10 to 12 hours later, capping off the hyper road trip

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the crew made a pit stop to space Casey's

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filling up on stimmies and other supplies

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In a previous Eddie Murphy-esque conversation

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Rial revealed to Venlana, under boss of the Zahn Consortium

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the timing and coordinates of the next Rodarian Ambush

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Eager to get the jump on the butt

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and put an end to their enduring nightmare

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the consortium used this tip to lay a trap

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a trap set with a very important bait

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I mean person

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Now that it's in writing

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it seems almost as if Rial has to do everything around here

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Hopefully the generous and ominous gift of gear

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provides inspiration to finish the job

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Oh, you ran out of space at the end there

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Literally, out of space

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Cool

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Now that I got that backpack

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you better have things in all the pockets of people

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I don't think the word

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I don't think the word relaxated is a real word

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No, it's not

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It just flowed

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I looked

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As soon as you said that

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I looked it up

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I got the strike

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Hold on

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I'm looking at that kid's body

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I'm looking at that kid's body

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Why did you have that like

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on the

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like all you have to do is hit like F7

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Yeah, I have a button

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because it's just

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it's gonna

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it's gonna

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Is there a way I can

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play that?

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That you can play it?

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Yeah

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Are you sure?

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Yes

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Don't ask again

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Come on

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Give me access to that one

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that one clip

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Alright

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Let's see

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Where are you guys at?

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Well, you're in the Kahuna wave

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I believe you just dropped out of

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hyperspace, right?

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You went to hyperspace back to

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the ambush coordinates

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Yeah, and there was a bunch of tortillas there

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No

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There was a bunch of tortillas?

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No, it's flotilla

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Ow

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That's not funny

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He doesn't like it

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He doesn't like it

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Um

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Alright

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Uh

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Bridget

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Ah

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Did you roll

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Destiny points?

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I'm paused

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I can't do anything

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No, in the chat

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you should be able to hit

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click here to roll for destiny

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poll

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I

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don't have

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anything

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The last thing I have is

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Tiger putting coordinates

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and then Tiger saying

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a title

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nobody likes you

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Scroll up farther

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There's not one right

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under there?

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Scroll up farther

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Oh

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No, because the next thing up is

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Tiger's

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from last week

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I didn't roll

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Oh, I guess

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I guess you did

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Yes, you did

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I'm not seeing any rolling

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Oh, there's something just rolled

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Tiger just rolled something

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Two

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Alright

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Um

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I don't know why you didn't get it

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I don't

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I

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Well, if I send it again

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then everyone's gonna have to

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No, I like the two and two

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Well, yeah

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I can

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fix that

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Oh, I just

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I think I just sent it out again

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Okay

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You did

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Rolling

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Did not go well

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So it should be two and

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two and three then

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Oh, God

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Oh

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What's happening?

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Oh, no

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What?

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It just keeps getting worse

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What if I hit it again?

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Oh

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Alright

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Two and three

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That sounds

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fair enough, I guess

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Okay

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This is

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This is too exciting

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Exciting

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Alright

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Alright

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You guys are

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Alright

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You've dropped out of hyperspace

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Um

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You left the space cases

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And

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You

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You pull up

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Um

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Right where the coordinates are

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You don't immediately

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See anything

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Just yet

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Um

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It's just kind of

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Empty space

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Everything

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Seems quiet

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Uh

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But it's kind of

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It's kind of eerie

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Um

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You know

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Cause you're kind of

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Looking around

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And you're like

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There should be something here

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And there's not

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Anything here yet

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Hmm

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Are you sure

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Are you sure

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This is the right place

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Uh

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This is

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Where

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It was supposed

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To be

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Where the hell

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Is everyone

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What time

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Was it supposed to be

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Uh oh

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Oh no

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Uh oh

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Uh

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Please hold

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This is

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Please hold

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For the admirable

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Uh

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The admirable

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The admirable

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Admiral

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Is that his first or last name

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It's

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It's a

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It's a title

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Um

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The admirable

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Admiral

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Admiral

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Yes

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I'm already on the phone

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That's

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That's

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That's

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That's

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That's

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That's

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That's

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It's ringing

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Waiting for the admiral

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Uh

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Oh

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Hello

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This is

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This is the admiral

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Hmm

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Is it the admiral

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Admiral

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What

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Listen

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My

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Secretary

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This is

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Has a lisp

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I prefer you

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Not mock it

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Can she hear this

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Or he hear this

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I don't know

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She shouldn't be listening

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Now

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Are

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Are

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Are you

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The people that are

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Supposed to be

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That

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Venlana is sending

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This is

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Sergeant Turbo

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Tell them we're here to help

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We're here to help

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Great

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That would be great

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Uh

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Mac

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Are you listening

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Uh

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Yeah

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I assumed it was going to the comms

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Okay

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Uh

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The

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The voice sounds

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Oddly

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Familiar to you

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But you can't

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Quite

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Place

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The voice

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But it does sound

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Familiar

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Is that my old

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Gardner

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What's your name

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Is your name

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Jose

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You can address me as

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Admiral

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By my title

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Admiral what

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Now listen

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We don't have

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We don't have a lot of time

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For this

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Now

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We are setting up

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An ambush

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We're setting up a trap

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We know

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We know

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We know that the

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Rodarian chain is going to be here

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And we have something that they want

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So we are going to set up a trap

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And wait for them to spring

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And then we're going to surround them

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And make our play

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What do we have that they want?

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And as he says that

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He sends over to your screen

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Some coordinates for you to

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Like where the trap is going to be

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Alright

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How do you

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How do you

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Token vision

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Token vision

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On this scene

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Yeah

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I put the calm down

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Mac

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Yeah

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Oh maybe you guys just aren't in this

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What

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You still can't see it

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What

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No

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No

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What do we have

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That they need?

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Uh

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You know

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Good pair of helping hands

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Friendship

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I don't think that

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I

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I thought we were coming for

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I don't think either of those are it

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I thought we were coming for support

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No

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Someone has something that they need

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I think they have the thing

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They have the thing

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We don't have anything

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Any ideas as to

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What it is

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So you guys still can't

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Can't see it

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No

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It's our moxie

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Also

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Uh

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Don't we have royale

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Does that make us the trap?

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No

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Are we in danger?

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Oh hold on

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Hold on

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I'm sorry

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Are we the only part?

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You guys are going crazy

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There's a perfectly good explanation

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Uh

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No uh

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We

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We have the trap

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It

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It is set already

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Uh

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So you can

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You can

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Stop your

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Your speculation

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Uh

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It's

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Not

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You

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Yet

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Yet

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What

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Yet

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What

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Are we

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The honeypot?

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We're the honeypot

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Aren't we?

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Oh

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Okay

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Alright

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Now you guys should be able to see it

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Oh

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Wow

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It's very spacious out here

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Alright

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Uh

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I

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I can't see anything

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But I think

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I think that's all Ryan's

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Right here

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I think I'm having issues

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I'm gonna restart real quick

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My computer

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I'll be right back

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But

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I mean there's nothing to see

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Other than a star field

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That's fine

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Continue on

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I'm just

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Everything's slow on my computer

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Right now

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So

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And he goes

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Um

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Yes

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We have the

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Yes we have the

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It's set in the middle

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And he

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He sent

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Like I said

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He sent you the coordinates

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Where the

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The trap is

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Uh

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If you look here

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You'll be able to see it

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Um

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And is that

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Is that what we're seeing?

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No

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You're not seeing anything yet

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I guess

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I'm trying to prompt you

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How would you see it?

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Are you gonna

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Are you gonna fly your ship

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Right up next to it?

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Are you gonna try to look on

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Like your scanners?

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Are you gonna take out

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Your hunting goggles?

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Perception

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Like

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Roll

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Perception

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Boy

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Is this

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Is this your guys'

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First time

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Uh

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Realis

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I says to you

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First time what?

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So I didn't see you

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Is that successful?

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No

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No

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I didn't

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I don't perceive anything

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But

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Two advantages

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Oh man

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My windshield's all

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Fucking clouded

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Alright

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Uh

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So

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So you

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Um

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The

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The

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The

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The alert comes in

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It shows you

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The uh

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The coordinates

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Um

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A little screen

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Pops up

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From your dashboard

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Uh

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And it does show you

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A picture of

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You know

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From your scanners

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Of the

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Um

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Oh

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I'm gonna have to

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Restart

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Uh oh

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He's pissed

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Something like that

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P.S.

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So

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It does show

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A picture of the

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The craft

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That seems to be

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In

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The

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Trap zone

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Trap zone

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It's a good band name

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Yeah

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Should we go like

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To right outside

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The trap zone

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Oh you can't

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Okay you can't

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I have to move you

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Inside here

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I don't

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Yeah I can't

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Alright

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Is that a car?

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Oh

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Is that a space

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Winnebago?

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Uh

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It's

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It is a

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It's a craft

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Uh

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It

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It resembles

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A bit

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Of a

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Um

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Let's see

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Can I

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Show this

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That's an

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A team?

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Uh

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It's

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It's

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It's a van

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Uh

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And it's

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Spray painted

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With some

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Racing stripes

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On the side

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Oh that's right

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Yeah

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Um

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And it's

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Just kind of

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Floating out there

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In space

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So that's the trap

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Then

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Yes they're gonna

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Want that

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Once they see that

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They are gonna

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Spring

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They want the van?

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Uh

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They

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I want it

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I want it now

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Uh

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Well they want

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What's inside

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The van

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What's inside

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The van?

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Let's go see

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I

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Yeah

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Let's go

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Let's go

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Explore this van

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I start getting over there

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I

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I wouldn't

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I wouldn't do that

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And then

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Uh

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You hang up

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And you do fly

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Um

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Oh

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It might be a bomb

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You fly

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You fly right up

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Next to

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The uh

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The van

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Uh

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Close enough

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That you can see

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In the windows

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And

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Um

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All

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All you can see

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Is

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Uh

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Through the window

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A blue hominin

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Uh

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Inside

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A what?

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He's in

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Uh

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Um

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A blue

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Hominoid

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Um

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Cause I think a hominin

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Is like

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Where a word's like

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The same

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Sounds the same

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Do you mean

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Humanoid?

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Well I mean

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No

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Hominin is a word

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But I don't know

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The difference between

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That and humanoid

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So

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Um

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Yes it's

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It's a humanoid

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Um

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In the driver's seat

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Uh

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Driving the van

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Uh

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He

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He's

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Both hands on the wheel

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Um

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Looking a little tense

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I wave

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Are you sure?

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Yeah I want to wave to him too

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I

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It's all

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In the cockpit

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Your blinker's been on

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For about a mile

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Uh

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He goes to roll down the window

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Um

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It's been on for a bar sec

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He goes

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He goes to roll down the window

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Um

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But

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Um

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Instead of rolling down the window

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Like the window doesn't come down

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Just like the shade

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So you can see

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Better inside

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It was kind of like

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Tinted

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Uh

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And

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You see

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It's an

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Ortolan

00:14:32

Um

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Person

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And

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Let's see

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And all you can see

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So you see

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Oh my god

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It's

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Bep Bebo

00:14:47

And you see that

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It

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You see

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You see an Ortolan

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With a

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Um

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A huge

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Gnarly

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Scraw

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Scar

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Across the top of his head

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Wow

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That

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That

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That

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That

00:15:01

That

00:15:01

That

00:15:01

That is not

00:15:02

Wow

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It's not the bad

00:15:05

Bebo we left

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Wow

00:15:07

You guys know this guy

00:15:08

Uh

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Kind of

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Also

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What did he like to be called

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Was it Godzilla

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No it was Frankenstein

00:15:14

Frankenstein

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Can I yell

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Can I try to reach him

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I'm sure he remembers us fondly

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We were very cool with him

00:15:23

Uh

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Did

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Also

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Did we cut off his arm

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I don't remember

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Did we do that

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You cut off his arm

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No

00:15:32

No

00:15:32

I'm asking if we did

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I'm sure we didn't do that

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I'm sure that wasn't us

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Or did we

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Cause the scar on his face

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Uh

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How many arms do these people normally have

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Four

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No just two

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Listen

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If there's any scarring

00:15:48

If we left any scarring on him

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It's definitely emotional

00:15:51

Oh yeah

00:15:53

No

00:15:54

No doubt about that

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But I did also

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Tell him not to smoke

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That's very good of you man

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That's

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See

00:16:02

This is what I'm telling you

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You could be such a great parental figure

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Okay

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No

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Um

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Do we have

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Yes please

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Please cut us off

00:16:13

So

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Uh

00:16:16

You can try calling him

00:16:17

Holy shit

00:16:18

That guy's buff

00:16:19

Sorry my computer

00:16:21

Disloaded

00:16:22

Yeah

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I try

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Calling him

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I'm just

00:16:29

Keeping my eyes on him

00:16:30

I don't have the sound effect

00:16:32

He

00:16:33

Yeah

00:16:33

You don't have

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Um

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You hear it

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You hear it on hook

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Bebo

00:16:39

Wait

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Bed Bebo

00:16:43

Yeah it's Bed Bebo

00:16:44

No

00:16:46

Way

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Who's this

00:16:49

This is Sarn

00:16:52

Sarn

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Turbo

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The

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The

00:16:57

The

00:16:57

Twi'lek

00:16:59

Yes

00:17:01

Fuck you

00:17:02

He hangs up

00:17:02

Let me try

00:17:04

Let me try

00:17:05

I try calling him now

00:17:06

Wait the guy does have a metal arm

00:17:09

What happened to it

00:17:09

Uh

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I don't think we caused that

00:17:13

Think

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We did

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Let me try

00:17:16

Can I

00:17:17

I start ringing

00:17:18

Can I ring him

00:17:18

I don't know

00:17:19

Uh

00:17:21

Ring ring

00:17:21

Ring ring

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Who the fuck is this

00:17:24

Uh

00:17:25

Yes this is Chris Macklin

00:17:26

Is this that fucking

00:17:27

Fucking Sarn

00:17:28

No no no no

00:17:30

Whatever that twilight is

00:17:31

No no no

00:17:32

That guy

00:17:32

He just

00:17:32

He got a hold of my phone

00:17:33

He thought he recognized you from somewhere

00:17:35

No this is Chris Macklin

00:17:36

Um

00:17:37

Chris Macklin

00:17:39

Yeah yeah

00:17:39

Chris

00:17:40

Christopher Macklin

00:17:41

Um

00:17:41

Now who the fuck is that

00:17:43

Uh

00:17:44

There's

00:17:44

That's no

00:17:45

I'm a nobody

00:17:45

I'm just a

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You know

00:17:46

Hungable

00:17:47

Why are you calling me

00:17:49

Uh

00:17:49

Cause uh

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We're just trying to figure out what you're doing out here man

00:17:52

You got a nice vehicle

00:17:53

How you doing

00:17:54

Listen I was just told by

00:17:56

Some pretty bad dudes

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That this is where I need to wait

00:17:59

So

00:18:00

I'm waiting here

00:18:01

What bad dudes were those

00:18:04

Listen

00:18:05

They look like they

00:18:06

They look like they were with the

00:18:07

Design Consortium

00:18:09

Oh we know those guys pretty well

00:18:11

They're pretty bad

00:18:12

Yeah well I owe them some money

00:18:14

So

00:18:14

You know

00:18:15

It was either this

00:18:16

How much do you owe them

00:18:17

Or uh

00:18:18

Let's not talk specifics

00:18:21

You know buddy

00:18:22

Fair enough

00:18:24

Fair enough

00:18:24

Well uh

00:18:25

Listen you're just hanging out here

00:18:26

Do you need help

00:18:27

Or anything at all

00:18:28

Uh

00:18:29

You know

00:18:29

I'll keep that Sarn character in the back

00:18:31

He's just an employee of mine

00:18:33

He got a hold of the controllers

00:18:34

You know

00:18:34

He's

00:18:35

Kind of a

00:18:36

Kind of a weird guy

00:18:37

Sorry I don't mean it

00:18:38

No I'm just uh

00:18:43

Just waiting here

00:18:44

Just waiting like

00:18:46

Like they told me

00:18:47

They said

00:18:47

You know

00:18:48

Shit might hit the fan

00:18:49

So

00:18:49

You know

00:18:50

I've got all my

00:18:50

All my

00:18:52

Weapons loaded

00:18:53

What weapons are those?

00:18:55

Don't you

00:18:57

See these

00:18:58

Bad boys

00:18:59

On my

00:18:59

Fucking van

00:19:00

I love your van

00:19:01

I love your van

00:19:03

I mean

00:19:04

You're in that

00:19:04

You're in that

00:19:05

YT-1300

00:19:07

Huh

00:19:07

Yeah yeah

00:19:08

It's a wrist bucket

00:19:08

But you know

00:19:09

I love it

00:19:09

You know

00:19:10

These old vehicles

00:19:11

You just can't buy

00:19:12

You can't make them

00:19:12

They don't make them

00:19:13

Like they used to

00:19:14

No

00:19:15

I like Pontiacs

00:19:17

Sorry that was

00:19:18

Two characters

00:19:19

Combining into one

00:19:20

If by character

00:19:23

You just mean me

00:19:24

Well that was

00:19:27

Well yeah

00:19:28

It's a fine vehicle

00:19:29

Fine vehicle

00:19:30

You know

00:19:31

It's very fine

00:19:32

Say

00:19:34

You can robot arm

00:19:35

That's badass

00:19:35

Yeah well

00:19:38

I lost my other arm

00:19:39

So

00:19:39

I mean

00:19:40

How do you lose it?

00:19:41

How'd you lose it?

00:19:43

Bobenz is just like

00:19:45

Kind of like

00:19:46

Over his shoulder

00:19:46

Like hey

00:19:47

Yelling into the

00:19:48

This is my

00:19:49

This is my partner

00:19:49

Her name's

00:19:51

Oprah

00:19:51

Oprah Cunningham

00:19:54

Shut up

00:19:55

We gotta

00:19:56

We gotta

00:19:56

He doesn't know me

00:19:59

I don't know him

00:19:59

You can use my real name

00:20:01

Alright

00:20:03

My name's Bobenz

00:20:04

Did you

00:20:05

Did you want to

00:20:06

Restart or something?

00:20:07

We can hold on

00:20:07

For a second

00:20:08

For what?

00:20:10

He said that he's

00:20:11

Having some problems

00:20:12

With it freezing

00:20:12

Oh

00:20:13

He's blinking now

00:20:16

But I don't know

00:20:19

How do we zoom

00:20:20

Out

00:20:21

Uh

00:20:23

Your scroll wheel

00:20:24

Should do it

00:20:25

Or your

00:20:26

Touchpad

00:20:27

Touchpad

00:20:29

She's using a computer

00:20:30

God

00:20:33

That Bebo

00:20:34

Is just

00:20:35

Ripped

00:20:36

I wanna be his

00:20:37

Oh my god

00:20:38

Is this what he

00:20:38

Was like before?

00:20:39

No

00:20:40

And you got his

00:20:40

Bullied

00:20:41

You bullied

00:20:41

This guy?

00:20:42

No no

00:20:43

This guy

00:20:43

This guy

00:20:44

I

00:20:44

Can he

00:20:45

Can you have him

00:20:46

Offer me a cigarette

00:20:47

Cause god damn it

00:20:48

I will take a cigarette

00:20:48

From this guy

00:20:49

I wanna take one

00:20:51

From him so badly

00:20:52

Oh man

00:20:54

Let's see

00:20:55

What is

00:20:56

What is Andy doing?

00:20:57

Oh he's sending me a text

00:20:58

What?

00:21:00

I'm not sending you a text

00:21:01

Oh

00:21:02

I asked if you wanted to restart

00:21:03

I don't know if you're restarting

00:21:05

I was taking a pause

00:21:06

So we didn't get too far ahead

00:21:07

If you're having discord troubles

00:21:08

Right

00:21:09

But like

00:21:10

Discord

00:21:10

Our discord isn't even open now

00:21:12

But it's fine

00:21:13

So

00:21:14

How's discord even open

00:21:16

If you're talking?

00:21:17

Right

00:21:20

That

00:21:20

Is

00:21:21

What

00:21:21

Streaky

00:21:22

What?

00:21:23

Huh?

00:21:25

Okay

00:21:26

Excuse me

00:21:27

Excuse me

00:21:30

Okay

00:21:30

What did

00:21:32

Sarn miss?

00:21:33

Uh

00:21:34

No

00:21:34

Just a lot of bickering

00:21:35

That's

00:21:37

He's very right

00:21:38

Sounds about right

00:21:39

Yeah

00:21:39

He's very right

00:21:40

Uh

00:21:43

Me and uh

00:21:44

Me and this guy

00:21:44

Are becoming fast friends

00:21:45

Uh

00:21:47

Debatable

00:21:47

You

00:21:48

Do you not think

00:21:49

He's gonna realize you?

00:21:51

I mean

00:21:51

I'll cross that bridge

00:21:52

When I get there

00:21:53

Yeah

00:21:55

He remembered me

00:21:57

I'm also the lord of

00:21:58

I'm also the lord of

00:21:59

Deception

00:22:00

So

00:22:00

We're gonna have to

00:22:01

Roll that roll

00:22:03

When we get there

00:22:04

Yeah

00:22:05

I guess so far

00:22:05

You haven't really

00:22:06

Wait

00:22:06

Wait

00:22:07

Also

00:22:08

Quick question

00:22:09

In character

00:22:10

Out of character

00:22:10

If he's the trap

00:22:12

Yes

00:22:13

Okay

00:22:14

If he's the trap

00:22:17

Why are we

00:22:17

By him

00:22:18

Now

00:22:18

Uh

00:22:20

He's an old

00:22:21

Friend of ours

00:22:21

Eh

00:22:23

Trends

00:22:24

Loose

00:22:25

Loose terminology

00:22:26

Here

00:22:27

It's funny you mention that

00:22:27

Because as you say that

00:22:29

Oh no

00:22:30

As you say that

00:22:30

You start to see

00:22:32

The uh

00:22:33

The Rodarian armada

00:22:35

Just start to come into view

00:22:37

They have armada?

00:22:39

Yes

00:22:40

This is gonna

00:22:41

This

00:22:41

This is an ambush

00:22:42

Nobody expects the Rodarian

00:22:44

Armada

00:22:45

The Rodarian

00:22:46

Armada

00:22:48

Um

00:22:49

They start to

00:22:50

Oh man

00:22:51

They're slowly

00:22:53

Showing up

00:22:53

On

00:22:54

Onto the scene

00:22:55

Um

00:22:56

Looking

00:22:58

You know

00:22:58

Getting closer and closer

00:23:00

To

00:23:00

Um

00:23:01

The

00:23:02

Bait

00:23:03

And since you're right next to the bait

00:23:04

Um

00:23:05

You as well

00:23:06

Hey uh

00:23:09

Abby will you see this in front of us?

00:23:11

Do we

00:23:14

Sorry

00:23:14

Do we have to be

00:23:14

Sorry

00:23:15

Contact the Admiral

00:23:16

Ring ring

00:23:20

Ring ring

00:23:21

Ring ring

00:23:23

Ring ring

00:23:24

Hello

00:23:24

Admiral

00:23:25

Admiral

00:23:26

Admiral

00:23:26

Admiral

00:23:28

Admiral

00:23:28

That's

00:23:29

Hello

00:23:30

Please hold

00:23:31

For the admirable admiral

00:23:33

And uh

00:23:34

She

00:23:35

She patches you through

00:23:36

Admiral here

00:23:38

Oh my god

00:23:39

What do we do?

00:23:40

What?

00:23:40

Oh I

00:23:41

I tried to stop you from going in there

00:23:43

You're right in the trap zone

00:23:44

I don't think you did

00:23:46

Yep

00:23:46

Yep

00:23:47

You guys zoomed off

00:23:48

I was

00:23:49

Just trying to tell you

00:23:50

Do not go to the trap zone

00:23:51

Um

00:23:52

But

00:23:53

You really

00:23:54

Really

00:23:54

Really

00:23:55

Really liked that van

00:23:56

Did you

00:23:58

Have you seen this van?

00:23:59

Honestly

00:24:00

Anyway

00:24:01

Help us

00:24:01

Whoever decided to make it a van

00:24:02

Was

00:24:03

Thought we wouldn't be interested by it

00:24:05

Is foolish

00:24:06

Bring the trap

00:24:10

Now

00:24:11

Alright

00:24:12

Uh

00:24:12

Alright

00:24:14

I think maybe

00:24:15

It's about time

00:24:17

Uh

00:24:18

As you say that

00:24:18

As he says that

00:24:20

Uh

00:24:20

He

00:24:20

He disconnects

00:24:22

Uh

00:24:22

And you start to see the

00:24:24

Consortium

00:24:25

Um

00:24:27

Flotilla

00:24:28

Come into view

00:24:29

Uh oh

00:24:31

Uh

00:24:33

Uh

00:24:34

Moments

00:24:35

What do you think of being in the thick of it now?

00:24:38

Uh

00:24:39

You know

00:24:40

Is there any

00:24:41

Um

00:24:41

You know

00:24:42

I fixed that hyperdrive

00:24:43

We could just like

00:24:43

Ski down out of here real quick

00:24:45

That's not a bad idea

00:24:48

But what about our old friend?

00:24:49

I don't know this guy

00:24:51

He's a friend

00:24:52

I just know he's really

00:24:54

He's not my friend

00:24:56

He's a good dude

00:24:56

I trust him with my grandmother

00:24:57

He hung up on me

00:24:59

He did hang up on you

00:25:00

Because you kicked him in the balls

00:25:01

When we saw him last

00:25:02

Can I just get like

00:25:03

A short version

00:25:05

Of what happened?

00:25:06

Oh god

00:25:07

I don't remember

00:25:08

Uh

00:25:10

Something about Frankenstein

00:25:12

He was a part of the crew

00:25:13

For like a little bit

00:25:14

He might be the first person

00:25:16

We ever hostaged

00:25:17

Oh god

00:25:17

Remember that Sarn

00:25:18

So long ago

00:25:19

He might

00:25:19

I think he was

00:25:20

Um

00:25:21

Something about

00:25:22

I didn't have a mustache back then

00:25:23

Or a vester

00:25:24

It was crazy

00:25:26

We didn't have the ship

00:25:27

We were so much

00:25:28

We were just young tykes

00:25:30

Just trying to strike out

00:25:32

That was before I killed

00:25:33

The first butt raid

00:25:34

Exactly

00:25:34

You know what?

00:25:35

I changed my mind

00:25:36

I don't want to know anything

00:25:37

Uh

00:25:37

But we gotta get out of here

00:25:38

We are right in the thick of it

00:25:40

It's like two parents

00:25:41

Recollecting about a baby

00:25:42

They took care of

00:25:43

Oh god

00:25:43

I was calling

00:25:44

Hello

00:25:46

Yeah

00:25:47

It's the admiral

00:25:48

The admiral

00:25:50

Admiral

00:25:51

Yes

00:25:51

Admiral

00:25:51

Admiral

00:25:52

Admiral

00:25:52

You can just call me the admiral

00:25:53

From now on

00:25:54

That's what I prefer

00:25:54

Alright

00:25:55

Do I have your name?

00:25:56

No

00:25:57

At least

00:25:57

We don't have time for that

00:25:59

So here

00:26:00

The plan

00:26:01

We know

00:26:02

Via some intelligence

00:26:04

From your hostage

00:26:05

That

00:26:07

Well

00:26:08

Yes

00:26:09

Go ahead

00:26:10

Go ahead

00:26:10

I'm sorry

00:26:10

I didn't mean to catch you

00:26:11

Wait you're talking to our hostage?

00:26:13

Well no

00:26:15

She talked to

00:26:16

Ben Lana

00:26:16

Oh

00:26:17

It was

00:26:18

Eddie Murphy-esque

00:26:19

Oh

00:26:19

We got time for this

00:26:20

But you can't tell me your name

00:26:22

Okay

00:26:22

Listen

00:26:23

Listen bud

00:26:24

You're starting to get on my nerves

00:26:25

And uh

00:26:25

You know

00:26:26

I

00:26:27

Sounds about right

00:26:28

Uh

00:26:28

So

00:26:29

We know

00:26:30

That

00:26:31

With this

00:26:32

This bait

00:26:33

That in that ship

00:26:35

Right there

00:26:36

He points over to

00:26:37

Uh

00:26:37

This ship

00:26:38

The big one

00:26:38

Um

00:26:39

The butt radar

00:26:42

Is gonna be in there

00:26:42

The butt radar

00:26:46

Big boss wants

00:26:47

Wants the butt radar

00:26:49

Alive

00:26:49

He's in that Winnebago

00:26:51

No

00:26:52

That's

00:26:53

Bed Bebo

00:26:53

Oh

00:26:54

Sorry

00:26:54

I got confused

00:26:55

The Bed Bebo

00:26:57

Uh

00:26:58

Yes

00:26:58

Son of

00:26:59

Bob Bebo

00:27:00

And

00:27:01

Well

00:27:01

That's where I know the name from

00:27:04

Okay

00:27:05

This

00:27:05

I don't have time for this either

00:27:06

But anyway

00:27:07

The

00:27:08

The

00:27:08

I know you're so frustrated

00:27:13

Tiger

00:27:14

But uh

00:27:14

You're taking it

00:27:15

You're taking it in very good spirits

00:27:17

I'm actually

00:27:17

No I'm actually not frustrated

00:27:18

It's just the voice I'm trying to do for the Admiral

00:27:20

Uh

00:27:21

Well

00:27:22

Which is frustrated

00:27:23

Which is frustrated

00:27:25

Which uh

00:27:25

Yep

00:27:26

So

00:27:28

Uh yes

00:27:29

The

00:27:29

The butt radar is gonna be in that ship

00:27:31

Uh

00:27:32

We need the butt radar alive

00:27:33

That's what you're for

00:27:34

And uh

00:27:36

He

00:27:36

He disconnects again

00:27:37

He just hung up on you

00:27:39

See

00:27:40

Why do people keep hung and hang up on you

00:27:41

It's like the third time in like five minutes

00:27:44

That someone hung up on you

00:27:45

You know what

00:27:45

Nobody says goodbye anymore

00:27:46

No

00:27:48

This is very rude

00:27:49

I don't enjoy it

00:27:51

So I don't understand the plan

00:27:53

Is the plan that we're supposed to

00:27:55

Take

00:27:55

The butt radar alive

00:27:58

We gotta get on that

00:27:59

That boo boo

00:27:59

Wait yeah

00:28:00

Do we wanna keep him alive?

00:28:02

Do we wanna keep the butt radar alive?

00:28:05

That's what they said

00:28:06

Keep him alive

00:28:07

I mean just

00:28:09

We just need to take that medallion off

00:28:10

For our good friend Rael

00:28:12

What?

00:28:14

Rael is not the butt radar though

00:28:16

Didn't she wanna become the butt radar?

00:28:17

Well I mean that would be great

00:28:19

If you guys could do that for me

00:28:20

I've

00:28:21

All I've been doing is

00:28:21

Really just a medallion?

00:28:22

What are you doing up in the pocket?

00:28:24

Who let you out?

00:28:25

Well I hear you not cleaning the guts out of the hybrid

00:28:31

I don't see a beer with that sandwich

00:28:33

I already fed you

00:28:37

And washed your clothes

00:28:38

If I could find your whiskey

00:28:41

I'd bring you that too

00:28:42

But there's so many

00:28:43

You're doing great

00:28:44

My boots are a little wet

00:28:46

You took them out of the dryer

00:28:47

We are in the middle of an ambush

00:28:49

Yeah you guys are in an ambush

00:28:51

Please

00:28:52

Somehow we

00:28:53

Got ambushed by our own ambushed

00:28:56

It's cause we ran into an old friend

00:28:58

I don't know if he's a friend

00:29:01

Can I try

00:29:03

Halen Bebo again?

00:29:05

You can try

00:29:05

Alright

00:29:07

You can try

00:29:08

Rain

00:29:10

Rain

00:29:10

Rain

00:29:11

Rain

00:29:12

Bebo

00:29:15

Turbo

00:29:20

Hey

00:29:20

You wanna join forces

00:29:22

And go get the butt radar?

00:29:23

What?

00:29:24

I really don't wanna talk to you dude

00:29:26

But like come on

00:29:28

No

00:29:29

Let me make up for it

00:29:30

What do you mean make up for it?

00:29:32

I don't know

00:29:34

I assume I did you wrong

00:29:35

Are you gonna grow

00:29:36

Are you gonna grow me another arm?

00:29:37

I didn't cut off your arm

00:29:40

Well you tried to shoot me in the leg

00:29:41

And uh

00:29:42

You hit me in the arm

00:29:43

Uh

00:29:43

Nasty infection

00:29:44

Ex post facto

00:29:46

Arms gone

00:29:47

So

00:29:48

You've got a cool robot arm

00:29:51

I've got a cool robot toe

00:29:53

Like

00:29:54

We're

00:29:56

We're

00:29:56

Kindred spirits

00:29:58

Come on

00:29:59

I gotta tell ya

00:29:59

Don't really wanna talk to you

00:30:03

Okay

00:30:04

However

00:30:04

How can I convince you?

00:30:05

There are

00:30:06

Quite a few ships approaching

00:30:08

That uh

00:30:09

I should have expected

00:30:11

But did not

00:30:12

Yeah

00:30:13

You were the trap

00:30:15

Well

00:30:15

I didn't get a lot of information

00:30:17

Let's just say I made

00:30:18

Clearly

00:30:19

Bad business investments

00:30:20

And uh

00:30:21

I'm into it big with these guys

00:30:22

The consortium

00:30:23

So

00:30:25

Okay then

00:30:26

Then join us

00:30:27

To get the

00:30:28

The butt radar

00:30:29

And

00:30:31

Whoa

00:30:31

Hold on a second

00:30:32

Everything will be cleared

00:30:34

The butt radar is involved with this

00:30:35

This is like my worst nightmare right now bud

00:30:38

This is

00:30:39

This is some really sick shit

00:30:40

You

00:30:41

You could be with me

00:30:43

What?

00:30:45

You can be with me

00:30:46

To take on the butt radar

00:30:47

To clear your name

00:30:48

With the

00:30:49

The consortium

00:30:50

I got some pull with them

00:30:54

Uh

00:30:55

And

00:30:57

Uh

00:30:58

As this

00:30:59

As this happens

00:31:00

Uh

00:31:01

A flyby happens

00:31:02

Of

00:31:03

Um

00:31:03

Both your ships

00:31:05

Uh

00:31:06

Around with

00:31:06

Uh

00:31:07

Let's see

00:31:07

I don't remember what these are called

00:31:08

Star

00:31:09

Oh star vipers

00:31:10

They look like

00:31:11

Uh

00:31:11

Radarian star vipers

00:31:13

Um

00:31:13

They sort of buzz around

00:31:15

Both of your cars

00:31:16

Or your

00:31:17

Uh

00:31:18

Your ships

00:31:18

And

00:31:19

And buzz back

00:31:20

Uh oh

00:31:21

Sorry what do we do

00:31:22

Oh

00:31:23

We gotta go towards

00:31:25

The big ship

00:31:26

Okay

00:31:28

Uh

00:31:29

This is a bit

00:31:30

Early for a break

00:31:31

But um

00:31:33

I think it's probably

00:31:34

A good time for a break

00:31:35

Yeah

00:31:36

Oh god

00:31:37

This is not good

00:31:39

Oh

00:31:40

What the hell was that noise

00:31:52

That was me sipping that whiskey

00:31:54

I made way too strong

00:31:55

I made a whiskey and coke

00:31:57

And it's mostly a whiskey

00:31:59

Oh you're gonna need it

00:32:03

Where you're going

00:32:04

Oh

00:32:05

He's so buff

00:32:07

This is the sweet little

00:32:09

Bebo from before

00:32:10

With his cat

00:32:14

I guess so

00:32:14

He's so mean now

00:32:17

How many years has it been

00:32:19

Between those

00:32:20

Between then and now

00:32:21

Uh

00:32:22

Not

00:32:23

It's unclear

00:32:23

But it's at least

00:32:24

It's at least a cat's age

00:32:26

Uh

00:32:26

Cause the cat is dead

00:32:27

Spoiler

00:32:28

Oh

00:32:29

Of old age

00:32:31

Oh

00:32:33

Oh I thought

00:32:34

I thought we killed the cat

00:32:35

Oh god

00:32:36

You threatened to

00:32:37

Or tried

00:32:38

Many times

00:32:38

Oh

00:32:39

Or tried to use it as a bait

00:32:40

Or something

00:32:40

You did try to use it as a weapon

00:32:42

What was the cat's name?

00:32:43

Winston?

00:32:45

Wallace

00:32:45

What?

00:32:46

You remember Wallace?

00:32:50

I remember Wallace

00:32:53

You don't remember

00:32:55

How I lost my toe

00:32:56

But you remember Wallace

00:32:57

I remember also

00:32:57

You claimed your name

00:32:58

Was also Wallace

00:32:59

At one point

00:33:00

Yeah that was pretty funny

00:33:01

It was very confusing

00:33:01

Yeah you do this a lot

00:33:03

Where you just take

00:33:04

Someone else's name

00:33:05

Oh

00:33:06

And you don't give

00:33:07

What?

00:33:08

No

00:33:09

No

00:33:10

No

00:33:10

Mac doesn't

00:33:11

Mac doesn't take

00:33:12

Other people's names

00:33:12

He just gives

00:33:13

False ones

00:33:14

Yeah

00:33:15

Yeah

00:33:15

That are

00:33:16

Uh oh

00:33:19

Great picture frozen

00:33:20

Great picture frozen

00:33:21

Tiger look at this

00:33:22

Oh

00:33:23

Oh yeah

00:33:25

Please don't

00:33:26

Oh no

00:33:27

I didn't get a picture

00:33:28

It was so close

00:33:31

Alright

00:33:33

This is gonna be

00:33:35

Interesting

00:33:36

He says with a

00:33:40

Mischievous glint

00:33:41

In his eyes

00:33:42

I have no idea

00:33:43

What to do

00:33:44

I might just

00:33:45

Does this ship

00:33:46

Have guns?

00:33:47

Yeah

00:33:48

Or any sort of

00:33:49

Armor

00:33:50

Does it have shielding?

00:33:51

Yeah

00:33:52

Are you sure?

00:33:56

Uh

00:33:57

The ship

00:33:58

You guys didn't seem to

00:33:58

You guys didn't

00:34:00

Well

00:34:02

I mean

00:34:02

A little bit

00:34:03

You didn't even seem to know

00:34:04

That there was an oven

00:34:05

Or a washing machine

00:34:07

We never had to use those

00:34:08

Those are

00:34:09

Closed dryers

00:34:10

Hmm

00:34:12

I'm suddenly

00:34:14

Much more concerned

00:34:15

About this trip

00:34:16

Than I was earlier

00:34:17

I wish we could go

00:34:18

Back to space

00:34:19

I'll wait for that

00:34:20

Bobenz

00:34:21

Alright

00:34:22

Uh

00:34:23

As you say that

00:34:26

Um

00:34:26

The

00:34:27

Uh

00:34:29

The screen

00:34:31

On your dashboard

00:34:32

Pops up again

00:34:33

Um

00:34:34

Which catches you off guard

00:34:36

Because you didn't know

00:34:37

There was a screen

00:34:37

In your dashboard

00:34:38

And it's already

00:34:38

Popped up twice

00:34:39

And

00:34:40

On this

00:34:41

On this dashboard

00:34:43

Um

00:34:43

You see a picture

00:34:45

Of

00:34:46

Ordinary

00:35:00

And

00:35:06

Says

00:35:07

Oh

00:35:08

So we meet again

00:35:11

Who the hell are you

00:35:14

You know

00:35:15

Damn

00:35:16

You know

00:35:16

Damn well

00:35:17

Who I am

00:35:18

I'm

00:35:19

The

00:35:20

Butt

00:35:21

Radar

00:35:22

How did you get that scar

00:35:25

What

00:35:26

Did I give it to you

00:35:27

Are you guys looking at the wrong picture

00:35:29

I

00:35:30

No

00:35:31

It's a picture of the butt radar

00:35:32

No we

00:35:33

Yeah he's got a scar

00:35:34

Or she's got a scar

00:35:35

Oh okay

00:35:35

Alright I didn't see it

00:35:36

Do you always

00:35:37

Sorry do you always ask

00:35:38

Like the most personal questions

00:35:39

When we meet somebody

00:35:40

In a long time

00:35:41

Why are you so disfigured

00:35:43

How did you lose that arm

00:35:44

Is that a tumor

00:35:48

Andy

00:35:49

This is questions Andy wants to ask

00:35:51

What he needs to be

00:35:52

Alright

00:35:55

Shut the fuck

00:35:58

Shut up

00:35:58

Shut up

00:36:00

It's just impossible

00:36:01

I

00:36:02

Caused her to lose an arm

00:36:03

I'm a pirate

00:36:04

Shit happens to me

00:36:07

And I do shit

00:36:08

That's what pirates do

00:36:09

Okay

00:36:10

Everyone sheds

00:36:12

Yes

00:36:12

Alright

00:36:13

Well now your ass is mine

00:36:14

And she hangs up

00:36:16

Does it get

00:36:16

Matted in your fur

00:36:17

I'm a pirate

00:36:18

Yeah well I'm the fucking smug lord

00:36:21

I'm all

00:36:23

I'm all pumped up

00:36:24

I'm an assassin

00:36:26

Is that it

00:36:28

Bo Benz is a parking meter

00:36:31

Attendant

00:36:32

Shut up

00:36:32

We lose in our jobs here

00:36:33

What the fuck

00:36:34

Port authority

00:36:35

And in fact

00:36:36

She goes to the washing machine

00:36:37

Or dryer

00:36:38

And pulls out her old vest

00:36:39

As this port authority

00:36:40

Slaps it on

00:36:41

Port authority

00:36:42

And I'm shutting this down

00:36:44

Alright

00:36:45

Pop on the collar

00:36:46

Pop on the collars

00:36:47

We're popping collars

00:36:48

Alright

00:36:52

I gotta be honest

00:36:54

She was really scary

00:36:56

Have we

00:36:58

Um

00:36:59

Like the Millennium Falcon

00:37:02

Has the two

00:37:03

The two guns

00:37:04

On both sides of the ship

00:37:05

Yeah

00:37:05

Is that like a

00:37:07

Thing that's on the

00:37:08

White

00:37:08

White T300

00:37:09

So um

00:37:11

We don't know

00:37:13

Okay

00:37:14

I'm trying to think

00:37:16

How we might do this

00:37:18

In character

00:37:19

Um

00:37:20

But I guess

00:37:21

Out of character

00:37:22

Yes

00:37:22

You do have

00:37:23

You have guns on the top

00:37:24

And the bottom

00:37:26

Okay

00:37:28

Um

00:37:28

Or

00:37:29

Maybe it's just the bottom

00:37:30

I think it's just the bottom

00:37:32

You have one turret

00:37:32

I don't know if it's top

00:37:34

Or bottom

00:37:34

But who really knows

00:37:35

In space

00:37:35

The top is the bottom

00:37:38

In space

00:37:39

Brilliant observation

00:37:40

Thanks

00:37:43

I guess

00:37:43

Alright

00:37:44

Uh

00:37:45

So you do have

00:37:45

You do have one turret

00:37:47

Um

00:37:48

You actually

00:37:49

Is it operational

00:37:50

You actually have

00:37:50

Four stations

00:37:51

In

00:37:52

Edge of the Empire

00:37:53

For

00:37:53

Uh

00:37:54

Characters

00:37:55

Um

00:37:55

Or specifically in this

00:37:57

In this ship

00:37:59

Uh

00:37:59

We'll bring up

00:38:00

Um

00:38:02

I believe you guys

00:38:03

Should be able to see

00:38:03

The Kahuna wave

00:38:04

In your navigation

00:38:05

At any time

00:38:05

So

00:38:06

I think we might be

00:38:07

Jumping back and forth

00:38:08

Between ambush

00:38:09

And Kahuna wave

00:38:10

Um

00:38:11

I'll go ahead

00:38:11

Okay

00:38:12

Okay

00:38:12

The ambush

00:38:13

Is in navigation

00:38:14

So I think

00:38:15

It'll always be

00:38:15

In your bar

00:38:16

At the top

00:38:16

Um

00:38:18

So

00:38:20

I only have

00:38:21

Lobby

00:38:21

You only have

00:38:22

Lobby

00:38:23

You don't have

00:38:23

You don't have

00:38:24

Ambush

00:38:25

I have

00:38:25

I don't have

00:38:26

Ambush

00:38:27

Uh

00:38:28

Let me

00:38:28

See if I can

00:38:30

Oh here

00:38:32

Maybe I have

00:38:33

All players

00:38:33

Hack it

00:38:34

Oh yeah

00:38:36

Now we can see

00:38:36

Ambush

00:38:37

Okay

00:38:37

Okay

00:38:37

Yeah

00:38:38

Okay

00:38:39

Alright

00:38:41

Okay

00:38:43

Cool

00:38:43

Sarn

00:38:46

Sarn

00:38:46

Sarn

00:38:46

Sarn

00:38:46

Immediately

00:38:47

Runs for

00:38:48

The turret

00:38:50

Okay

00:38:50

Before

00:38:50

At the bottom

00:38:51

Before asking anyone

00:38:52

Uh

00:38:53

Sarn

00:38:53

Runs into the turret

00:38:55

Um

00:38:56

It's in the center

00:38:56

At

00:38:57

Where do you guys want

00:38:59

You want it on the bottom

00:38:59

Or you want it on the top

00:39:00

I think the bottom

00:39:00

Sounds cooler

00:39:01

But

00:39:01

If you guys want

00:39:02

To say it's at the top

00:39:03

That'd be cool

00:39:04

That's fine

00:39:07

Say about

00:39:07

Yeah

00:39:09

Top would make

00:39:10

Like more

00:39:11

Logistical sense

00:39:12

Bowbands

00:39:13

Right

00:39:13

Strap yourselves in

00:39:15

Okay

00:39:16

So you have

00:39:17

Three positions here

00:39:18

Obviously

00:39:19

Um

00:39:19

Sarn

00:39:20

Is at the gun

00:39:21

Uh

00:39:22

He's underneath

00:39:22

Uh

00:39:23

Kind of like the

00:39:23

Millennium Falcon

00:39:24

Now you see

00:39:24

The little

00:39:25

Um

00:39:25

Hans

00:39:26

Hans

00:39:27

Han Solo

00:39:28

Uh

00:39:29

And

00:39:30

Mac is

00:39:31

You know

00:39:32

Clearly at the cockpit

00:39:33

Um

00:39:34

That kind of leaves

00:39:35

Um

00:39:36

Bobbins

00:39:37

You are in the

00:39:39

Engineering position

00:39:40

Which is kind of

00:39:41

In the three different

00:39:42

Positions that

00:39:42

Are in the other

00:39:43

Pictures

00:39:43

Um

00:39:44

There's

00:39:45

You know

00:39:45

Different

00:39:45

Different

00:39:46

Parts of the ship

00:39:47

Where

00:39:47

You

00:39:48

And

00:39:50

Probably

00:39:50

With the help

00:39:52

Of

00:39:52

Um

00:39:54

Rx

00:39:54

Slash Roomba

00:39:56

Roomba Rx

00:39:57

That uh

00:39:58

I don't

00:39:58

Roombax

00:39:59

Yeah did you put that together?

00:40:00

Uh

00:40:01

Not yet

00:40:02

Okay

00:40:03

Um

00:40:05

Flashback

00:40:07

I guess

00:40:10

You would

00:40:11

You might

00:40:11

I mean we could do a

00:40:12

Flashback right now

00:40:13

If you wanted to

00:40:13

Um

00:40:14

Cause you would have

00:40:14

Had time

00:40:15

After you went

00:40:16

To space cases

00:40:18

But before you

00:40:18

Showed up in the ambush

00:40:19

Sure

00:40:20

Yeah

00:40:21

Flashback

00:40:21

Uh

00:40:22

What were you doing

00:40:23

For 12 hours?

00:40:23

I'll be

00:40:25

About two hours

00:40:25

It was ten

00:40:26

Well it was two hours

00:40:28

That I got the parts

00:40:29

Fair

00:40:31

Uh

00:40:32

Yeah so I imagine

00:40:33

She just like sat

00:40:34

In like one of the back rooms

00:40:36

And kind of like

00:40:37

Tinkered together

00:40:38

Uh

00:40:39

Rx

00:40:39

And I kind of

00:40:40

Imagine him like

00:40:41

Just like with a head

00:40:42

On top of this like

00:40:43

Little Roomba body

00:40:44

And I think she maybe

00:40:45

Gave him some

00:40:46

Little pinchers

00:40:47

Oh god

00:40:48

Just to be handy

00:40:48

Oh god

00:40:49

I'm

00:40:50

What

00:40:51

What has happened

00:40:52

To me

00:40:53

It hurts

00:40:55

Well there's good news

00:40:56

And bad news

00:40:57

The good news is

00:40:57

Is that you're not

00:40:58

Dead

00:40:59

The bad news is

00:41:00

You're a vacuum

00:41:01

You can't vacuum

00:41:03

I gave you

00:41:04

Little pinchy claws

00:41:05

Oh my god

00:41:07

These are non-lethal

00:41:09

No but they really hurt

00:41:12

If you pinch someone

00:41:13

You're like that robot

00:41:13

In that Rick and Morty episode

00:41:14

Oh god

00:41:17

Oh god

00:41:18

Butter

00:41:19

Butter robot

00:41:20

Oh my

00:41:21

Listen if you

00:41:22

If you behave

00:41:23

And you

00:41:24

You do well

00:41:26

Um I'll

00:41:27

Maybe I'll strap a knife

00:41:28

To your like

00:41:29

Neck

00:41:29

I

00:41:29

Or head

00:41:30

Or something

00:41:31

I saw what you did

00:41:32

In the engine room

00:41:33

I was pretty scary

00:41:34

It was

00:41:36

Some of the best times

00:41:37

Of my life

00:41:38

Do you have those memories

00:41:40

I try to keep them

00:41:41

Um

00:41:42

Barely

00:41:43

I just remember the blood

00:41:44

Oh god

00:41:45

So much blood

00:41:46

Well

00:41:47

Oh alright

00:41:48

Well you know

00:41:48

Just replay that a few times

00:41:50

And now

00:41:51

I am

00:41:51

A vacuum

00:41:52

With pinching

00:41:54

With

00:41:55

Abilities

00:41:56

Right

00:41:57

I mean

00:41:58

That really sucks

00:41:59

Haha

00:42:00

Sorry

00:42:00

Did you hear what I said

00:42:01

Does he still have the

00:42:04

The tactical

00:42:04

Part

00:42:06

I am a

00:42:08

Tactical

00:42:09

Droid

00:42:10

Yeah

00:42:12

And

00:42:13

Your body

00:42:14

Was mostly destroyed

00:42:16

In that fight

00:42:16

So I mean

00:42:17

You know

00:42:17

Now you

00:42:18

Or maybe when I took you apart

00:42:20

I don't know

00:42:20

Uh but

00:42:21

Now you're

00:42:22

Now you're whole again

00:42:23

And

00:42:23

And you can

00:42:24

Move around the ship

00:42:25

And you're not just

00:42:26

Stuck into the

00:42:27

Into the ship

00:42:27

Like a

00:42:28

Like a pimple

00:42:28

I will try to see this

00:42:31

You're free little people

00:42:31

As an improvement

00:42:32

And he starts

00:42:33

He starts zooming around

00:42:34

Bouncing into the walls

00:42:36

Trying to figure out

00:42:38

Ah that's the spirit

00:42:40

We got a

00:42:42

Roomba

00:42:43

And like a

00:42:44

Like a

00:42:44

Whatever Royale's doing for us

00:42:46

Our intern

00:42:46

They're just

00:42:47

Things are turning around for us

00:42:49

Too bad we got ambushed

00:42:51

By our

00:42:53

Immortal enemy

00:42:54

And

00:42:54

Possibly somebody

00:42:56

Who

00:42:56

Who might have wronged

00:42:58

I don't think so

00:43:00

Life lessons

00:43:02

Okay

00:43:03

Yeah bad people

00:43:03

Learned life lessons

00:43:04

From us

00:43:05

Hard life lessons

00:43:06

But life lessons

00:43:07

Nonetheless

00:43:07

Otherwise

00:43:08

Otherwise

00:43:09

He would just be

00:43:09

Playing space piano

00:43:11

For something

00:43:12

I wonder what happened

00:43:12

To his cat

00:43:13

Alright

00:43:14

Are we back out

00:43:14

Of the flashback

00:43:15

No

00:43:15

We're out of the flashback

00:43:17

I think

00:43:18

At this point

00:43:19

You guys are

00:43:20

You guys are

00:43:20

Backing the shit

00:43:21

And

00:43:24

I guess

00:43:25

I don't remember

00:43:26

Why we went

00:43:27

That flashback

00:43:28

What our accident

00:43:29

Because I'm going

00:43:30

In one of the

00:43:30

Engineering positions

00:43:31

And I've got

00:43:31

Roombax with me

00:43:32

Okay

00:43:33

Roombax

00:43:33

Okay

00:43:34

That's right

00:43:34

Alright

00:43:35

Alright

00:43:37

Now

00:43:38

What

00:43:39

Okay

00:43:40

A squadron

00:43:42

Of

00:43:43

These

00:43:44

These vipers

00:43:45

They come down

00:43:50

On you

00:43:51

and start to attack.

00:43:52

Um, let's...

00:43:54

Fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire.

00:43:56

Evasive actions.

00:43:57

Shoot.

00:43:59

Murder.

00:44:01

How do I turn left?

00:44:03

I need to fear slightly.

00:44:05

The opposite of right.

00:44:07

I need to fear slightly to the left.

00:44:08

I need to list

00:44:12

lacedly to the left.

00:44:15

The NPC.

00:44:15

I need to...

00:44:22

Turn that off.

00:44:23

There it goes.

00:44:37

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

00:44:40

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

00:44:42

I'm gonna turn this.

00:44:44

I have to turn off.

00:44:45

I have to turn off.

00:44:54

Boo-erns.

00:44:59

Are they saying

00:45:01

boo or

00:45:02

boo-erns?

00:45:04

I was saying

00:45:06

boo-erns.

00:45:08

Oh, heck.

00:45:14

Uh...

00:45:14

All right.

00:45:16

I'm adding you to...

00:45:16

All right.

00:45:28

Oops.

00:45:29

I'm gonna roll

00:45:30

initiatives for everyone.

00:45:31

I don't see anything.

00:45:37

thing just...

00:45:39

Everything went blank for me.

00:45:40

Oh, there it goes.

00:45:42

What about it?

00:45:43

Oops.

00:45:43

Sorry.

00:45:46

Wait.

00:45:47

I only see Star Viper.

00:45:52

And

00:45:54

Kabuna Wave.

00:45:55

All right.

00:45:56

I have to do this manually.

00:45:58

I don't know why.

00:46:02

Don't worry.

00:46:03

I got my bag of dice.

00:46:04

It says round one.

00:46:06

Yeah, it just says round one, but...

00:46:09

Are these...

00:46:11

No, you're getting round one.

00:46:12

Does it show that we're rolling next to it?

00:46:14

No.

00:46:15

I can

00:46:18

peanut butter away, though.

00:46:20

Yeah, I don't know why it's not on me.

00:46:22

Maybe

00:46:23

because these are vehicles?

00:46:25

I don't really know how that's supposed to work.

00:46:29

All right.

00:46:31

Let's just fucking wing it.

00:46:32

All right.

00:46:34

The Star Viper comes up on you

00:46:35

and

00:46:36

he starts blasting on you.

00:46:38

I'm just gonna say that he got to go first

00:46:40

because you guys were

00:46:40

you guys were dawdling.

00:46:42

And...

00:46:43

Us?

00:46:44

No.

00:46:44

Sounds about right.

00:46:45

Yeah.

00:46:45

That doesn't count.

00:46:51

You fell off the table.

00:46:53

I mean, I don't think we have to go that many.

00:46:54

but I guess...

00:46:55

Ah!

00:46:55

Ah!

00:46:57

The weapons.

00:46:59

Bless you.

00:47:00

Okay, he's gonna shoot at you

00:47:04

with the quad arm mounts

00:47:05

and light lasers.

00:47:06

Jesus Christ.

00:47:09

Oh, it sounds so scary.

00:47:10

Do we have anything like that?

00:47:16

And Boban just starts, like,

00:47:17

going through a

00:47:18

user manual for the ship.

00:47:20

Where the hell did you get that?

00:47:22

It was just stuck in here.

00:47:24

Has that been here the entire time?

00:47:26

Yeah, I was holding up

00:47:28

one of these table legs.

00:47:29

Oh, God.

00:47:30

Oh, no.

00:47:33

Our flutter boom dinner's gonna...

00:47:35

Roll in knowledge.

00:47:36

I guess it would be...

00:47:37

There's, like, a book learning knowledge.

00:47:40

I don't know.

00:47:40

Who?

00:47:42

Education?

00:47:42

Yeah.

00:47:44

That would be Bob.

00:47:45

More fair?

00:47:47

All right.

00:47:48

Did you see me?

00:47:56

I did.

00:47:58

Yes.

00:47:58

Okay.

00:47:58

Two successes, one threat.

00:47:59

Yes.

00:48:00

Well, according to...

00:48:02

According to the manual, anyway,

00:48:03

you should have

00:48:05

medium laser cannons.

00:48:09

And you...

00:48:10

And from the manual,

00:48:11

you can...

00:48:13

You know how to tell...

00:48:14

What's his name?

00:48:18

Sarn.

00:48:19

What's her name?

00:48:20

Sarn, how to use that.

00:48:21

Their name?

00:48:23

Sarn's name.

00:48:24

Sarn's name.

00:48:26

Yes.

00:48:26

Sarn, I just had a look

00:48:31

at the manual.

00:48:32

Apparently, do you see...

00:48:34

We have one of those?

00:48:35

Yeah.

00:48:36

Are you sitting in that, uh...

00:48:37

In that little cockpit thing?

00:48:39

That little mini cockpit there?

00:48:40

Yeah.

00:48:42

It shoots lasers?

00:48:43

Yeah.

00:48:43

You got two buttons?

00:48:44

Like, a little jig...

00:48:46

You know, and there's, like,

00:48:46

buttons on top?

00:48:47

Yeah.

00:48:49

What's the left one do?

00:48:50

It fires.

00:48:51

What's the right one do?

00:48:53

Also fires.

00:48:54

Oh.

00:48:57

I think one aims.

00:48:58

Good.

00:48:59

Yeah, this doesn't...

00:49:02

These don't...

00:49:02

These don't work at all,

00:49:03

so we are gonna...

00:49:04

Um...

00:49:05

Rolling at this, so...

00:49:07

Um...

00:49:09

These are small.

00:49:12

You guys have the same silhouette.

00:49:13

So...

00:49:14

You guys are about the same size,

00:49:16

basically.

00:49:17

So the...

00:49:18

Difficulty is bad.

00:49:35

You don't have the ability...

00:49:37

Like, uh...

00:49:38

The dice...

00:49:39

No, it doesn't...

00:49:39

It doesn't show up.

00:49:40

So...

00:49:41

I have to roll...

00:49:42

Two...

00:49:42

So it's gonna be two difficulty...

00:49:48

I guess...

00:49:49

Two...

00:49:50

I guess it would have to be on...

00:49:53

Okay.

00:49:58

Do you want to run like a...

00:49:59

Do you want to run like a...

00:50:00

Do you want to run like a...

00:50:00

Did you say the dice is not working?

00:50:02

The dice roller?

00:50:02

No, I...

00:50:05

It's just...

00:50:06

I...

00:50:07

I haven't done this before, so...

00:50:09

I wasn't really sure how it worked.

00:50:11

But I think maybe I have to add...

00:50:14

Okay, so I added the crew...

00:50:18

And now I can...

00:50:19

Okay, I'm gonna have to add you guys as crew to the...

00:50:21

Uh...

00:50:22

The crew now.

00:50:23

We haven't been crew this whole time?

00:50:26

I mean, Rial just figured out the whole estate planning thing...

00:50:30

So I think we're officially crewed.

00:50:31

But we were owners.

00:50:32

You...

00:50:34

You found it.

00:50:34

Right?

00:50:38

You scavenged it?

00:50:39

Yeah.

00:50:41

It's legit...

00:50:42

It's...

00:50:42

Delvage.

00:50:43

I believe you.

00:50:44

I still can't.

00:50:45

Roll it.

00:50:46

All right.

00:50:46

You don't know if it is yet.

00:50:50

That's still some legal filing you're gonna have to do.

00:50:53

We're gonna have to get a notary on this.

00:50:56

Where's my lawyer?

00:50:57

I'm...

00:50:59

Uh...

00:50:59

Currently in the...

00:51:00

In the shock seats.

00:51:02

For now.

00:51:03

Right.

00:51:05

All right.

00:51:12

So they shoot at you.

00:51:13

You hear...

00:51:13

You hear the...

00:51:14

You hear the lasers.

00:51:15

Uh...

00:51:16

They...

00:51:16

They kind of bounce off...

00:51:18

Off you.

00:51:18

But, uh...

00:51:19

Do not hit you.

00:51:19

Mom!

00:51:22

That's a good dodge in there.

00:51:26

What's Babel doing?

00:51:34

Um...

00:51:36

He's just kind of in a holding pattern.

00:51:38

Can I shoot back?

00:51:43

Yeah.

00:51:43

Yeah.

00:51:43

Yeah.

00:51:44

Yeah.

00:51:44

Do it.

00:51:46

I want to shoot back.

00:51:48

Okay.

00:51:49

That's gunnery, right?

00:51:51

Um...

00:51:52

Yeah.

00:51:54

It's gonna be gunnery.

00:51:54

Uh...

00:51:58

Difficulty?

00:51:58

Uh...

00:51:59

It's gonna be...

00:52:00

Since you got...

00:52:00

It's gonna be average.

00:52:01

Yeah.

00:52:08

Okay.

00:52:08

Okay.

00:52:08

Um...

00:52:09

Um...

00:52:10

Two successes.

00:52:11

And on the guns.

00:52:12

The guns are six damage.

00:52:14

Against...

00:52:16

Against...

00:52:20

Two...

00:52:21

All right.

00:52:24

Uh...

00:52:25

You do see it...

00:52:27

Uh...

00:52:27

Take some damage.

00:52:28

Um...

00:52:30

It's still...

00:52:30

It's still flying around.

00:52:31

So, it...

00:52:32

You know...

00:52:32

It zooms...

00:52:33

It zooms past.

00:52:34

Um...

00:52:35

Just kind of...

00:52:35

Kind of waving around.

00:52:36

Uh...

00:52:37

And...

00:52:37

And...

00:52:38

Turns back around...

00:52:39

Um...

00:52:40

Like...

00:52:41

Around you.

00:52:42

Um...

00:52:44

Now what?

00:52:47

Matt, try to line me up for a shot.

00:52:50

I'm pretty good at this.

00:52:51

All right.

00:52:52

All right.

00:52:52

All right.

00:52:52

All right.

00:52:52

What do I roll for that?

00:52:53

Lining up a shot.

00:52:54

Uh...

00:52:55

Piloting space.

00:52:57

Um...

00:52:58

I'll say...

00:52:58

I'll say if you succeed,

00:53:00

then you can have a...

00:53:01

Failed.

00:53:05

What the hell?

00:53:07

You do have an advantage.

00:53:08

You...

00:53:09

You have one job.

00:53:11

I'm not sure what you would do with the advantage.

00:53:14

Uh...

00:53:16

The advantage is, uh...

00:53:17

That I don't get shot.

00:53:18

We...

00:53:21

We...

00:53:22

Don't get shot.

00:53:23

Well, you know...

00:53:23

It's not just about you anymore, Matt.

00:53:25

No, no.

00:53:25

I know.

00:53:25

I just meant, like, the royal me.

00:53:27

That...

00:53:31

I don't...

00:53:31

I don't think that's a thing.

00:53:32

I don't know what the royal me is.

00:53:37

It means if I get shot, we all get shot.

00:53:38

That's weird.

00:53:41

All right, then.

00:53:41

Just start shooting.

00:53:45

I don't...

00:53:46

I don't...

00:53:47

I don't like...

00:53:48

Get blasted.

00:53:48

All right.

00:53:49

You start to hear...

00:53:50

You...

00:53:50

You hear...

00:53:51

You hear some blasting.

00:53:52

You hear some blasting as well towards the...

00:54:00

Um...

00:54:01

Uh...

00:54:02

This...

00:54:03

This viper.

00:54:04

What is it called?

00:54:05

The star viper.

00:54:06

The star viper.

00:54:08

Uh...

00:54:08

But also...

00:54:09

Uh...

00:54:10

They miss.

00:54:10

You...

00:54:11

You see...

00:54:12

And it zooms past you...

00:54:13

Uh...

00:54:14

The van.

00:54:14

Um...

00:54:15

The van's name is...

00:54:16

Uh...

00:54:17

The azul fantel.

00:54:18

You can see it painted on the side.

00:54:20

Hey, Matt.

00:54:25

Yes?

00:54:26

You seem to have some kind of rapport with Babi...

00:54:29

Babi Bo.

00:54:30

Babi Bo.

00:54:32

Can you...

00:54:33

See if he...

00:54:34

Will help us in this fight?

00:54:35

Hey, Bab.

00:54:37

Hey, Bab.

00:54:39

It's Bebo.

00:54:40

Bebo, listen.

00:54:41

Uh...

00:54:42

We need your help against the butt.

00:54:44

Yeah, me too.

00:54:45

All right.

00:54:46

You think we can team up?

00:54:47

Uh...

00:54:49

Right now, I'm just worried about...

00:54:51

Uh...

00:54:52

Getting this thing off of my bag.

00:54:53

And I guess your bag.

00:54:55

Because it's after both our bags.

00:54:56

All right.

00:54:57

Right, right, right, right.

00:54:58

Um...

00:54:59

You lead it away.

00:55:00

I'll blast it.

00:55:01

Well, we'll blast it.

00:55:02

The Royal We.

00:55:03

Okay.

00:55:07

Uh...

00:55:08

The Royal Me will blast it.

00:55:10

He zooms...

00:55:10

He zooms past...

00:55:12

Let's see.

00:55:12

Thank God for Christopher Macklin.

00:55:20

Christopher Macklin.

00:55:22

All right.

00:55:24

He...

00:55:25

He succeeds.

00:55:26

Uh...

00:55:27

And he zooms past...

00:55:29

Past you and the Star Viper.

00:55:31

And starts spinning away from it.

00:55:33

He buzzes the...

00:55:34

The Star Viper.

00:55:35

And it's starting to...

00:55:36

Lead him away.

00:55:37

Um...

00:55:39

But...

00:55:40

He...

00:55:40

It's threatening in that...

00:55:41

You know, he's...

00:55:42

He's continuing to get...

00:55:43

Shot at.

00:55:44

So...

00:55:45

Um...

00:55:47

Soren!

00:55:47

Can you blast for him?

00:55:48

Can you cover him?

00:55:50

Yeah, can you shoot...

00:55:51

I'll shoot at him.

00:55:52

Okay.

00:55:53

Yeah.

00:55:53

Are you eating?

00:55:54

Are you eating?

00:55:57

Are you got something to eat down there?

00:55:58

Yeah.

00:56:01

I found this weird bottle of whiskey.

00:56:03

And you're eating it?

00:56:05

Yeah.

00:56:07

I don't know.

00:56:12

I want you to pull the trigger.

00:56:13

Something's blocking it.

00:56:14

It's...

00:56:15

It's...

00:56:15

It's bottled.

00:56:18

Okay.

00:56:18

All right.

00:56:18

Well, are you going to shoot...

00:56:21

You going to shoot him?

00:56:22

Yeah.

00:56:24

Um...

00:56:30

No...

00:56:31

No boost or anything, right?

00:56:33

No boost.

00:56:39

All right.

00:56:40

Check succeeded.

00:56:41

Uh...

00:56:42

You have...

00:56:43

Let's see.

00:56:43

Six damage.

00:56:45

Um...

00:56:46

All right.

00:56:49

You do...

00:56:52

You do some damage.

00:56:53

You do hit it.

00:56:53

You hit it straight on.

00:56:55

Uh...

00:56:55

You're...

00:56:55

You're starting to see some of the damage.

00:56:57

You do crack, like, one of the wings.

00:56:58

Um...

00:57:00

But it's still...

00:57:01

It's still...

00:57:02

Coming along.

00:57:04

Uh...

00:57:07

That Bebo...

00:57:08

Let's see.

00:57:08

He's going to do a piloting space check...

00:57:11

To see if he can...

00:57:12

Get into range.

00:57:14

Uh...

00:57:15

No.

00:57:15

He...

00:57:15

He fails.

00:57:16

Uh...

00:57:17

But...

00:57:17

He puts you at an advantage...

00:57:20

For your next attack.

00:57:21

On him.

00:57:21

Oh, yeah.

00:57:24

Then I'm a fire.

00:57:25

Okay.

00:57:25

Gunnery...

00:57:30

Um...

00:57:31

Boost?

00:57:32

Yeah.

00:57:33

A boost.

00:57:34

Because of, uh...

00:57:35

The advantage.

00:57:36

That'd be a bonus, yeah.

00:57:38

Well...

00:57:39

Uh...

00:57:40

Oh...

00:57:41

Oh...

00:57:42

Five successes.

00:57:43

Uh...

00:57:43

You crit this...

00:57:45

Oh, no.

00:57:45

I guess you have no idea.

00:57:46

It was not...

00:57:48

No, that new one crit.

00:57:49

But...

00:57:50

Five successes.

00:57:52

Okay.

00:57:52

That's enough damage.

00:57:54

This thing explodes out of the sky.

00:57:57

I got one!

00:57:59

I got one!

00:57:59

It blowed up.

00:58:00

Woo!

00:58:00

Get too cocky, kid!

00:58:03

Okay.

00:58:03

But you are seeing...

00:58:05

Um...

00:58:06

You are...

00:58:06

Thank you.

00:58:07

You are seeing some wear on the Kahuna Wave.

00:58:09

Uh...

00:58:10

This ship has not shot anything in a while.

00:58:13

It's mostly just been flying around looking for parking.

00:58:15

So...

00:58:17

Uh...

00:58:17

There is some maintenance that you're starting to see.

00:58:20

Um...

00:58:21

You know, a bunch of smoke coming around.

00:58:23

Um...

00:58:24

There's sparks flying everywhere.

00:58:25

Um...

00:58:27

Bobbins, uh...

00:58:27

You need to leap into action on this.

00:58:30

Yeah.

00:58:31

I'm gonna go to start, uh...

00:58:32

Repairing, like, the most critical systems.

00:58:35

So, you know, life support.

00:58:37

You know, guns.

00:58:39

Well, you know, keeping us in space on time.

00:58:42

Uh...

00:58:42

Some of the other things you're gonna have to ignore at the moment.

00:58:44

And, uh...

00:58:45

Just hopping around from spot to spot.

00:58:47

Um...

00:58:47

Should I do, like, a...

00:58:49

Mechanics check?

00:58:50

Or...

00:58:50

Yeah, I think you could...

00:58:51

I think you'd do a mechanics check at this point.

00:58:53

Um...

00:58:54

I would say the...

00:58:55

The consequences are...

00:58:57

Uh...

00:58:58

Either a boost or disadvantage.

00:58:59

Based on how you do in this...

00:59:01

This mechanic.

00:59:02

So a fail would be a disadvantage.

00:59:05

Um...

00:59:06

A boost.

00:59:07

A boost.

00:59:07

A boost.

00:59:07

A boost.

00:59:08

Triumph!

00:59:14

Uh...

00:59:17

I...

00:59:17

I...

00:59:17

She's just like...

00:59:18

I'm so excited when I say that I'll fall.

00:59:19

I need to say bird.

00:59:20

She's just running from, like...

00:59:23

Say...

00:59:23

Section to section.

00:59:24

Just, like...

00:59:25

With, like, a little extinguisher.

00:59:26

Just, like...

00:59:26

Shh, shh.

00:59:27

Whacking things with a hammer.

00:59:29

Or a wrench.

00:59:30

Flipping switches.

00:59:31

Not 20.

00:59:33

Let's go.

00:59:34

Not 20.

00:59:36

Let's go.

00:59:37

Not 20.

00:59:37

Let's go.

00:59:37

She's really in her element.

00:59:40

Yeah.

00:59:41

Just...

00:59:41

Just going...

00:59:42

Just going ho-hog on this thing.

00:59:44

Um...

00:59:45

Keeping it...

00:59:47

You know...

00:59:48

Flying...

00:59:49

Keep Roombax following me.

00:59:50

It's ship shapeshade.

00:59:51

Oh, yeah.

00:59:52

Uh...

00:59:53

Yeah, I think...

00:59:54

I think...

00:59:54

Hey, what'd you call him?

00:59:55

Roombax?

00:59:57

Roombax, yes.

00:59:58

He is following you, holding the flashlight, and carrying various different parts.

01:00:03

I love it.

01:00:04

I imagine he has the little, like, toolbox.

01:00:06

Like, he's just holding it.

01:00:07

Like it?

01:00:08

He's dragging it behind him.

01:00:09

Yeah.

01:00:10

Grumbling the entire time.

01:00:13

I love it.

01:00:15

Aw.

01:00:15

Oh, I...

01:00:16

I hate this.

01:00:18

What?

01:00:18

It's just...

01:00:19

Also, I feel compelled to help.

01:00:21

You're doing a great job, buddy.

01:00:23

She's just running down the hallways.

01:00:26

Uh...

01:00:26

So...

01:00:28

Uh...

01:00:29

So...

01:00:29

It's just like the end scene in, uh...

01:00:32

Episode 7, where it's just like...

01:00:34

BB-8.

01:00:34

Uh...

01:00:35

BB...

01:00:35

BB-8 holds up the lighter.

01:00:37

Yeah.

01:00:40

All right.

01:00:40

Um...

01:00:41

So now...

01:00:43

Now you will get a...

01:00:45

A bonus...

01:00:46

Um...

01:00:47

For...

01:00:49

For your next...

01:00:50

Your next maneuver roll, whatever.

01:00:51

Uh...

01:00:52

Your...

01:00:53

Your little screen pops up again.

01:00:55

Uh...

01:00:56

In the cockpit, uh...

01:00:59

Again, you didn't know the screen was there, and it, uh...

01:01:00

It takes you off guard yet again.

01:01:02

And...

01:01:03

You see...

01:01:03

You see...

01:01:04

You see...

01:01:06

Um...

01:01:07

That Bebo...

01:01:08

It's just...

01:01:09

He just goes like this.

01:01:10

He's just...

01:01:10

Fucking rock and roll.

01:01:11

Yeah.

01:01:11

And then he...

01:01:12

He...

01:01:13

He pops off.

01:01:14

I don't know how he has control of your little screen, but he does.

01:01:17

Uh...

01:01:18

Apparently everybody does.

01:01:20

Everybody does.

01:01:20

It's just...

01:01:21

I don't know.

01:01:22

Is it like a tablet screen?

01:01:24

I just didn't know it was there.

01:01:26

Just like...

01:01:27

It's...

01:01:28

Yeah, it just pops up.

01:01:29

Yeah, it's like a...

01:01:30

Like a toaster.

01:01:31

Pops up.

01:01:32

Oh, I love it.

01:01:32

Shows you the thing.

01:01:33

And then...

01:01:34

Then...

01:01:34

It's just like...

01:01:35

When they hang up, it closes right away.

01:01:37

You have no control over it.

01:01:38

It's like...

01:01:39

Frank calls have never been better.

01:01:40

Yes, it's...

01:01:41

It's completely baffling to you.

01:01:42

Um...

01:01:44

Okay.

01:01:45

So I guess this will get it.

01:01:47

All right.

01:01:48

Yeah.

01:01:50

I kill him.

01:01:50

Uh...

01:01:52

But now...

01:01:52

Now you guys start to circle in...

01:01:54

In the middle.

01:01:55

Um...

01:01:56

You guys are kind of chasing each other.

01:01:57

It's almost like a...

01:01:58

Uh...

01:01:59

Like a mosh pit almost.

01:02:00

You guys are kind of...

01:02:01

Just circling each other.

01:02:03

Just kind of waiting in the trap zone.

01:02:04

And whooping around.

01:02:06

Yeah, you guys are whooping...

01:02:07

Whooping...

01:02:08

And keep talking.

01:02:09

Whooping...

01:02:09

Whooping...

01:02:09

Whooping...

01:02:10

Whooping...

01:02:10

Uh...

01:02:11

Is the...

01:02:12

Whooping...

01:02:13

Is the...

01:02:15

Uh...

01:02:15

The rest of the...

01:02:16

Uh...

01:02:16

Tortilla...

01:02:17

I mean the flotilla...

01:02:18

Are they...

01:02:19

Uh...

01:02:19

Doing anything?

01:02:20

Or are they just kind of watching?

01:02:20

You did that on purpose.

01:02:22

Yeah, I know.

01:02:23

I mean...

01:02:24

They're...

01:02:25

They're encroaching...

01:02:26

And they're watching...

01:02:27

And...

01:02:27

Uh...

01:02:27

You do see their guns like...

01:02:29

Like...

01:02:30

Um...

01:02:31

Pointed into the trap zone.

01:02:33

Um...

01:02:33

And they're starting...

01:02:34

They're starting to engage some of the bigger ships.

01:02:36

Uh...

01:02:37

As...

01:02:39

Um...

01:02:40

Like the...

01:02:42

Uh...

01:02:42

This ship in particular...

01:02:44

Uh...

01:02:44

Starts to move...

01:02:45

It's not really interested in the trap zone at this point.

01:02:48

It's coming out towards...

01:02:50

Um...

01:02:51

The big...

01:02:51

The big ship.

01:02:52

Uh...

01:02:53

Which you know from your guidance computer.

01:02:56

Um...

01:02:56

It's been linked in a little bit with the...

01:02:59

Uh...

01:02:59

The Tortilla.

01:03:00

And it's showing you some of the names of the ships on your side.

01:03:03

Um...

01:03:04

The big ship here is called the End of Days.

01:03:07

It's, uh...

01:03:08

A consortium freighter ship.

01:03:10

That's such an awesome name.

01:03:13

That is such a cool name.

01:03:15

And then...

01:03:16

What is the name?

01:03:16

The End of...

01:03:17

The End of Days.

01:03:19

End of Days.

01:03:20

That's where I bet you...

01:03:22

That's where the, uh...

01:03:24

Adorable Admiral is.

01:03:26

The toaster pops up again.

01:03:30

And you see the...

01:03:31

No, I'm just kidding.

01:03:32

You see the...

01:03:32

The Admiral.

01:03:33

I am not adorable.

01:03:35

Uh...

01:03:36

No, I am the Admiral.

01:03:39

Of the End of Days.

01:03:40

Respect me!

01:03:44

No, that is...

01:03:45

That doesn't...

01:03:47

That doesn't happen.

01:03:48

Uh...

01:03:49

Another...

01:03:50

Another...

01:03:52

Another one of the...

01:03:54

Uh...

01:03:55

The Star Vipers...

01:03:56

Uh...

01:03:57

Zoom in.

01:03:58

Um...

01:04:00

Trying to take you out.

01:04:01

Oh, shoot it!

01:04:04

Are we in a good position?

01:04:06

There is...

01:04:09

There is also a Star Viper from...

01:04:13

Um...

01:04:13

The good guys.

01:04:16

The consortium.

01:04:16

Uh...

01:04:17

Well, I don't know if we call them good.

01:04:18

Uh...

01:04:19

They're...

01:04:19

They're good...

01:04:20

Relatively?

01:04:21

They're...

01:04:22

They're not gonna destroy us.

01:04:23

Yes.

01:04:23

Probably not.

01:04:25

Yeah.

01:04:26

Not purposely.

01:04:27

Okay.

01:04:31

Hey.

01:04:32

Hey.

01:04:33

Should we just...

01:04:35

Go try to get the butt radar on our ship?

01:04:38

Is...

01:04:40

Is she on that...

01:04:41

Or do you guys wanna keep fighting these things?

01:04:42

Is she on the really big ship or the one in red?

01:04:44

The really big ship.

01:04:47

They're all kind of red, but yes.

01:04:48

Oh, there's like one that's like dark.

01:04:51

Oh, wait.

01:04:52

That's the dead one, I think.

01:04:53

No.

01:04:54

Where you're...

01:04:55

No.

01:04:55

That one's still alive.

01:04:56

Uh...

01:04:57

It's just smaller.

01:04:57

Uh...

01:04:58

The dead one is up here.

01:04:59

It should...

01:04:59

It shows a skull for me.

01:05:01

I don't know if it does on your ship.

01:05:01

Oh.

01:05:02

Yes.

01:05:02

Yes, it does.

01:05:03

Okay.

01:05:04

Uh...

01:05:05

I mean...

01:05:05

They're kind of in the thick of it.

01:05:07

Mac, what do you think?

01:05:08

You think you can get us up there?

01:05:09

I can do my best.

01:05:12

I'm the captain.

01:05:15

Woo!

01:05:17

All right.

01:05:21

I see...

01:05:22

I am...

01:05:23

Shirtlet.

01:05:23

Repeat.

01:05:24

I'm...

01:05:25

I am the captain.

01:05:27

I am the captain.

01:05:28

Oh, yeah.

01:05:28

I just imagine like the camera zooms out and I'm just piloting shirtless wearing the buster.

01:05:33

The buster.

01:05:34

The buster.

01:05:34

Okay.

01:05:38

It's like a weird tank top.

01:05:40

All right.

01:05:42

So then go ahead and...

01:05:46

So you're going to do a space pilot and you're going to try to move away from the trap zone.

01:05:53

Yes, exactly.

01:05:53

I am moving away and rolling.

01:05:57

Yeah.

01:06:00

No.

01:06:00

What am I keeping failing for?

01:06:02

All right.

01:06:05

Check failed.

01:06:06

All right.

01:06:07

So you're...

01:06:08

But you didn't roll a boost.

01:06:09

So click on the dice and roll one blue die.

01:06:13

One light blue die.

01:06:15

It's the boost die.

01:06:15

And nothing else.

01:06:17

Oh, shit.

01:06:18

Sorry.

01:06:19

Hold on.

01:06:19

One more.

01:06:20

Back.

01:06:20

I guess it doesn't...

01:06:21

Okay.

01:06:26

So you do have an advantage.

01:06:29

No, that is canceled out.

01:06:30

Okay.

01:06:31

So you still do not make it.

01:06:33

You're still in the trap zone.

01:06:36

While you're trying...

01:06:37

Yeah.

01:06:38

While you were trying to make your way, this...

01:06:42

I guess I'll need another pilot.

01:06:43

Okay.

01:06:53

The Radarion pilot is going to...

01:06:55

As you start flying away, it's going to tail you and give...

01:07:00

Shoot.

01:07:01

Guys.

01:07:06

One success.

01:07:08

Buckle up.

01:07:08

And...

01:07:13

Oh, I know the song.

01:07:24

Oh, my God.

01:07:25

I just realized it.

01:07:25

All right.

01:07:28

So it's five damage plus eight.

01:07:31

So you have five damage on your hull here.

01:07:39

Okay.

01:07:42

Do we know how much damage we can take?

01:07:46

The Kahuna wave has 22 altogether.

01:07:50

Oh, so we're down to 17.

01:07:53

Yeah, except we should be counting up.

01:07:55

So...

01:07:58

Because that's how it works in this.

01:07:59

So, yes.

01:08:01

You're five.

01:08:02

You have 17 left.

01:08:03

So five out of 22.

01:08:04

Five out of 22.

01:08:05

Okay.

01:08:06

Okay.

01:08:06

Danger zone.

01:08:07

Okay.

01:08:08

Now...

01:08:10

Um...

01:08:11

The Azul Fontel was following you.

01:08:15

It was, you know, chased after the...

01:08:19

That's by Bebo's.

01:08:21

That Bebo's ship.

01:08:22

The van.

01:08:22

The van is...

01:08:24

The space van does follow.

01:08:25

So it's you, then the...

01:08:28

The Viper, then the space van.

01:08:31

And he's going to make a shot himself.

01:08:33

All right.

01:08:43

Uh, succeeded.

01:08:45

Oh, that...

01:08:47

That robotic arm is great.

01:08:50

Can your toe do anything?

01:08:54

It flicks every once in a while.

01:08:56

Use your toe to fire the trigger.

01:08:58

It's just something fierce.

01:09:00

I got...

01:09:00

I got fingers for that.

01:09:02

Yeah, but the robotic arm is doing pretty good.

01:09:06

It's a whole arm.

01:09:08

I just got, like, two toes.

01:09:10

So the solution is to take more.

01:09:12

All right.

01:09:14

Uh...

01:09:15

Take more toes?

01:09:17

No!

01:09:19

The, uh...

01:09:22

The Consortium Starfighter, or Star Viper, um...

01:09:25

Enters the trap zone.

01:09:26

Um...

01:09:28

He didn't...

01:09:28

He needed the maneuvers to get into the trap zone.

01:09:31

So, um...

01:09:33

He doesn't have a turn.

01:09:35

So it comes back up to the...

01:09:38

You guys mind if I fire?

01:09:43

Fire away!

01:09:44

Yeah, I guess...

01:09:45

Are you guys...

01:09:46

On your turn, you could have done something else, like, uh...

01:09:51

Piloting, or some kind of mechanical check.

01:09:53

Um...

01:09:54

Or fire.

01:09:54

I just wanted to throw that out there.

01:09:56

But firing is a perfectly good option as well.

01:10:02

So if you want to go ahead and try firing on Star Viper, go ahead and roll your gunnery.

01:10:07

Or...

01:10:10

Um...

01:10:11

Oh, Ben.

01:10:12

Your computer's pretty good, right?

01:10:14

Eh, fair enough.

01:10:15

Can you try to boost my, uh...

01:10:19

Lasers?

01:10:20

Yes.

01:10:21

Like an aim or something.

01:10:22

Is it possible?

01:10:23

Yeah.

01:10:23

Yeah.

01:10:24

Yeah, just...

01:10:25

I'll roll with it narratively if, uh...

01:10:27

You got a decent explanation.

01:10:29

Yeah, let me, uh...

01:10:32

Let me see.

01:10:33

Oh, there's a lot of updates to install here, guys.

01:10:35

You guys gotta do this more often.

01:10:37

Do you turn this down ever?

01:10:38

Turn what down?

01:10:41

Turn down for what?

01:10:43

Uh...

01:10:44

She got you.

01:10:45

Uh, so...

01:10:48

Just standard.

01:10:49

No!

01:10:49

Yeah, it's for standard.

01:10:51

Just standard?

01:10:51

All right.

01:10:52

I don't know if I'm actually good at computers, guys.

01:10:54

I'm not.

01:10:56

I know.

01:10:57

I mean, no, you are good at computers.

01:10:59

Just...

01:11:00

Uh, bad roll.

01:11:01

Suck that tower.

01:11:02

Yeah.

01:11:03

Uh...

01:11:04

The computers did not...

01:11:06

Did not help.

01:11:08

Uh...

01:11:09

If...

01:11:11

I'm just trying to think.

01:11:13

Should I give you an...

01:11:14

No, no.

01:11:15

I'm not going to.

01:11:16

Uh, the...

01:11:17

The...

01:11:17

The phase that...

01:11:18

The Azul Fantel...

01:11:19

Uh...

01:11:21

It's their turn now.

01:11:22

Uh...

01:11:23

You know, bad people.

01:11:24

In the way.

01:11:24

Uh...

01:11:29

Uh...

01:11:29

Uh...

01:11:32

Uh...

01:11:33

Check failed.

01:11:33

Uh...

01:11:34

Five advantages, though.

01:11:35

Um...

01:11:36

The...

01:11:37

Three.

01:11:37

Oh, yeah.

01:11:38

You're right.

01:11:39

Uh...

01:11:40

He does fire, but he's funneling him back towards...

01:11:44

Uh...

01:11:44

The other fighter.

01:11:45

Uh...

01:11:46

The Consortium fighter.

01:11:47

Uh...

01:11:48

Who's going to go ahead and...

01:11:50

Blast here.

01:11:51

My God.

01:11:59

A triumph?

01:11:59

Wow.

01:12:02

Uh...

01:12:03

Triumph.

01:12:04

Triumph, which is...

01:12:04

Triumph.

01:12:05

Uh...

01:12:05

Is a crit.

01:12:07

And the thing is blown out of the sky.

01:12:09

Yeah!

01:12:10

Oh, my God.

01:12:13

Screw you, bad people.

01:12:14

I want that guy.

01:12:15

Hey.

01:12:16

That's...

01:12:17

The Luke Skywalker.

01:12:19

We need.

01:12:20

Okay.

01:12:22

You guys are free.

01:12:23

He nailed that, Walker.

01:12:25

You guys are free for the moment.

01:12:26

You have a...

01:12:27

You have a maneuver.

01:12:27

Uh...

01:12:28

You're about halfway out of the trap zone towards, um...

01:12:33

The butt radar ship.

01:12:35

Um...

01:12:38

Let's...

01:12:38

Let's put it.

01:12:38

If you guys want to...

01:12:40

Let's put it.

01:12:41

Let's punch it.

01:12:41

Um...

01:12:43

There is a...

01:12:45

There is a big lever on the dashboard.

01:12:49

Um...

01:12:50

It's in a language you can't quite read.

01:12:53

Uh...

01:12:54

But it's the biggest lever.

01:12:55

So you assume that's the punch it lever.

01:12:57

Oh, God.

01:12:58

And let me guess.

01:12:59

I've never noticed this before.

01:13:01

No.

01:13:02

No, you've noticed it, but you've never quite had the confidence to use it.

01:13:06

Oh, yeah.

01:13:06

So I get out of my sheet.

01:13:07

I get out of my sheet.

01:13:08

I get out of my sheet.

01:13:09

I grip it real good.

01:13:10

No.

01:13:11

You've always...

01:13:12

You've always been sitting there, and you've always just, like, rubbed it and admired it,

01:13:16

and you're like, someday.

01:13:18

Someday, this is gonna...

01:13:20

I'm gonna...

01:13:21

I'm gonna flip you lever.

01:13:22

I'm gonna find out what you do.

01:13:24

It's like that switch in the house that you don't know what it turns on.

01:13:27

All right.

01:13:30

So I'm gonna push it as hard as I can.

01:13:31

Punch it, really.

01:13:34

But not punch it.

01:13:35

It's more like just, like, a real good hard...

01:13:38

All right.

01:13:40

You caress it so gently, but also stern at the same time.

01:13:44

Exactly.

01:13:44

Oh, my God.

01:13:44

All right.

01:13:47

Yeah, go ahead and roll that.

01:13:49

It would be a space pilot.

01:13:50

Unless there's something else you need to do more.

01:13:52

With mechanics?

01:13:56

I don't know.

01:13:58

I mean, maybe a mechanics.

01:14:00

I'd let you roll it if...

01:14:02

Coordination?

01:14:02

I mean, coercion?

01:14:04

I'm trying to force this thing forward?

01:14:06

I mean, I don't think any of those you're actually better at.

01:14:10

Like, you're probably best at space piloting.

01:14:13

Is coercion really forcing someone to do something?

01:14:17

I mean, it is forcing someone.

01:14:19

All right.

01:14:19

I don't know if it leverizes someone.

01:14:21

And hope that it gets...

01:14:22

For some reason, it gets better this time.

01:14:24

Do I put a boost or no?

01:14:26

Yeah, go ahead.

01:14:27

Thanks, Pops.

01:14:30

Thanks, God.

01:14:32

It didn't...

01:14:33

Yeah!

01:14:33

It didn't have a boost.

01:14:34

But...

01:14:35

The boost didn't have anything.

01:14:37

But, yes.

01:14:38

Yes, you punch it, and you sort of leave everyone in the dust, including Bed Bebo.

01:14:43

And you zoom right across the bow.

01:14:46

You can see my pointer, right?

01:14:48

Okay.

01:14:50

So you guys are coming up right along the side here this way.

01:14:54

And alongside of the ship, you can see written in a scrawl, kind of like spray paint.

01:15:04

It says Renegade's Blood.

01:15:05

And you zoom...

01:15:08

All these ships have amazing names.

01:15:10

They are...

01:15:11

You are now right underneath it.

01:15:14

Not as good as Kuno.

01:15:16

No, of course.

01:15:18

That's the best.

01:15:19

Damn, it's great.

01:15:22

But, at this point, the ship has noticed you.

01:15:25

And it is blasting down towards you.

01:15:30

We gotta make this fast, guys.

01:15:34

What are we doing?

01:15:36

I thought I was dropping you off.

01:15:39

Are we planting?

01:15:40

I don't know.

01:15:41

I thought our point was to zoom in as close as possible.

01:15:45

You guys...

01:15:46

We gotta get inside the ship.

01:15:49

I'm gonna...

01:15:49

Can we...

01:15:50

Is there like a...

01:15:51

Is there like a loading dock that I can blast myself into?

01:15:53

Like, can I...

01:15:59

Can I zoom past, like, their defenses and, like, see if there's, like, a garage door, like, they left open?

01:16:05

And, like, just kind of land in there real quick.

01:16:08

All right.

01:16:09

Like, in the first...

01:16:10

In the first 20 minutes of episode three?

01:16:13

You can't...

01:16:14

You can't quite see from where you're at.

01:16:17

You can't see under it.

01:16:18

You would have to get onto the ship on top of it to get a better look at where you might be able to slip into.

01:16:27

Okay, then.

01:16:28

That's what I want to do.

01:16:30

Okay.

01:16:32

Okay.

01:16:32

Mac has just proposed to you guys saying that he needs to get outside of the ship onto the top of the ship in some kind of spacesuit to better...

01:16:43

Whoa.

01:16:43

What?

01:16:44

To better take a look at the ship and its access point.

01:16:49

That is a very bad move.

01:16:51

But I don't know of any other option we have.

01:16:55

Don't we have a robot?

01:16:56

Okay.

01:16:58

Yeah, we got a robux.

01:17:00

No, no, no.

01:17:01

The one that's a coat hanger.

01:17:03

She's talking.

01:17:05

No.

01:17:08

No.

01:17:09

What?

01:17:10

Oh.

01:17:12

The loader.

01:17:13

The power loader.

01:17:14

She's talking about.

01:17:15

The power loader.

01:17:16

Yeah, isn't that...

01:17:17

No, just send...

01:17:19

Let's just send the roombacks out.

01:17:21

But my friend.

01:17:24

It is our new friend.

01:17:26

Yeah, you'll make another.

01:17:27

It's fine.

01:17:28

Literally, I made this one.

01:17:29

Okay, and then you'll make another.

01:17:33

No, I mean like I actually made him with my own hands.

01:17:36

No.

01:17:37

No, you didn't.

01:17:38

He already existed.

01:17:40

Well, I modified him.

01:17:41

Okay, you didn't make him, though.

01:17:44

Hold on.

01:17:44

Well, then I'm going to ask him.

01:17:46

Roombacks.

01:17:47

I'm Roombacks.

01:17:49

Yes, you are.

01:17:51

Would you be okay with...

01:17:54

And you can say no.

01:17:55

Going on top of the ship and just keeping an eye out and seeing if there's some place where

01:18:00

we can park.

01:18:00

And I can say no.

01:18:04

He is literally a robot.

01:18:06

You can say no.

01:18:08

Tell him what to do.

01:18:09

If you don't feel comfortable, you can say no.

01:18:12

But it would be a big help.

01:18:14

You mean it, though?

01:18:15

I can really say no?

01:18:17

You really can say no.

01:18:19

I don't have legs.

01:18:21

Yeah, but you do have little wheels.

01:18:24

I have wheels.

01:18:25

I don't...

01:18:27

I mean, I'm fine going out into the cold, harsh vacuum of space.

01:18:32

However, it does not seem handicapped accessible.

01:18:35

He's got you there.

01:18:37

Well, you just go on top of the ship.

01:18:41

We'll just put you up there.

01:18:42

You just roll around a little bit on top, and then you come back down.

01:18:46

God, I hate you meatbags.

01:18:47

I'll do it.

01:18:48

Aha!

01:18:50

Didn't even have to go horse him.

01:18:52

Oh, no.

01:18:55

I always forget you guys can roll things.

01:18:57

Please, go horse me.

01:18:59

Well, you weren't going to do it anyway, Bobbins.

01:19:01

If he didn't do it, I definitely was just going to stick him up there.

01:19:06

What is he going to do?

01:19:07

Pinch me?

01:19:08

He doesn't even have a knife yet.

01:19:12

If you do this, I'll get you a knife.

01:19:15

You will?

01:19:16

Yeah.

01:19:18

And something to stab?

01:19:20

Yeah, sure.

01:19:22

We'll get you a meatbag.

01:19:23

Wow.

01:19:24

Okay.

01:19:25

Throw me out there.

01:19:26

All right.

01:19:28

Let's go!

01:19:28

And I imagine she just crawls up to the hole and kind of like...

01:19:34

I don't know if there's like a little suit or something she needs to put on to be able to sneak him out there.

01:19:39

But I imagine she just like sticks him right on top.

01:19:42

Flops him on the top.

01:19:44

And he starts wheeling around up there.

01:19:46

And he's starting to survey the...

01:19:50

Do I still have a...

01:19:52

He's just like R2-D2 now.

01:19:54

He's better than he's ever been.

01:19:55

It's full circle.

01:19:59

While he's doing that, Bobenz is just kind of standing at the end of the ladder and she's like, I don't know if we should give him a knife.

01:20:04

I kind of promise, so I have to.

01:20:07

And, you know, Bobenz is good to her their word, but...

01:20:11

He sounds a little psychotic.

01:20:12

Give him like a cheese knife.

01:20:15

It's fine.

01:20:15

I guess it doesn't have to be sharp.

01:20:17

Knife is a knife.

01:20:18

Yeah.

01:20:19

Give him a butter knife.

01:20:22

You see those bodies in the hyperdrive?

01:20:24

He probably could do a lot with a butter knife.

01:20:26

Let's see.

01:20:27

General.

01:20:28

What would this be?

01:20:29

I don't think.

01:20:30

Give him any other knife that you want.

01:20:40

Okay.

01:20:41

As he's under there, he's rolling around.

01:20:45

He's not perceiving.

01:20:47

He's not seeing much.

01:20:48

But as he's under there, he's caught.

01:20:52

You guys have caught the attention of this ship, which is now coming by.

01:20:58

And he starts to fire at you.

01:21:02

And they fire their gunnery towards you.

01:21:17

That looks like a YT 400.

01:21:20

It is a YT some other number.

01:21:22

Okay.

01:21:24

But they do not hit you.

01:21:29

But they do buzz you.

01:21:31

You just got buzzed, guys.

01:21:34

You got buzzed.

01:21:35

We got buzzed.

01:21:37

Here.

01:21:40

Someone give him a goggle.

01:21:41

Don't you have hunting goggles?

01:21:42

Yeah.

01:21:45

Wait.

01:21:45

Hold on.

01:21:46

Hold on.

01:21:46

I don't even remember.

01:21:48

Oh, I have these goggles.

01:21:50

Any perception skill check?

01:21:58

To locate prey.

01:21:59

To locate my prey.

01:22:01

Does this count?

01:22:03

Does what count?

01:22:05

If we give it to Roombax, will he have better perception?

01:22:09

Oh, no.

01:22:11

I'm not giving my hunting goggles to Roombax.

01:22:13

I just put my robot on the roof.

01:22:15

Excellent.

01:22:16

Yeah.

01:22:17

And you want me to go out there and give him my hunting goggles?

01:22:20

I will give him the hunting goggles.

01:22:22

Honestly, you guys are terrified.

01:22:23

You're going to go out there and give him the hunting goggles?

01:22:24

Great.

01:22:24

I'm going to stick my arm on my...

01:22:25

While you guys are arguing about whether or not he's going to lend out his hunting goggles

01:22:30

to try and save your lives, the Azul Fontel comes by and starts shooting towards this YT,

01:22:38

some other number.

01:22:39

And is successful in hitting it for some damage.

01:22:48

And although it is...

01:22:50

There is a threat in that it spins back around and has a boost as it takes its turn to shoot at...

01:22:59

Shoot back at the Azul.

01:23:07

I'm going to flip a light side point.

01:23:08

Okay.

01:23:08

To fire back.

01:23:11

To fire before he fires.

01:23:12

Yeah, sure.

01:23:13

Go for it.

01:23:14

You were on the headset.

01:23:17

You were yelling about how you weren't going to share your hunting goggles with no one.

01:23:21

Not in a way, not in a way.

01:23:21

Not in a way.

01:23:22

Not in a way.

01:23:22

Not in a way.

01:23:22

And you did see it fly by as it was shooting at the Azul.

01:23:27

And now you are going to fire.

01:23:29

Did you...

01:23:31

You spent the light point already?

01:23:32

Okay.

01:23:36

Yes.

01:23:36

Wait.

01:23:37

It was two and three, yeah.

01:23:39

Yeah.

01:23:39

Okay.

01:23:43

Uh...

01:23:44

You do some damage on it?

01:23:46

Hopefully enough to throw it off.

01:23:50

Uh, no.

01:23:51

I mean, you do...

01:23:54

You do see it take...

01:23:55

Take damage.

01:23:56

It's accumulating, but it's not enough to...

01:23:59

Um...

01:24:00

Kill it or anything like that.

01:24:01

No, no.

01:24:03

Well, I didn't mean kill it, but like...

01:24:05

Maybe hit it rock, you know,

01:24:06

a little bit.

01:24:06

You couldn't get, you know,

01:24:09

it's sensors.

01:24:09

Uh...

01:24:10

If you had an advantage or something like that,

01:24:12

I might award that, but, uh...

01:24:14

Not.

01:24:15

I don't.

01:24:16

Okay.

01:24:17

Um...

01:24:18

So you took your turn,

01:24:20

and now it would be, uh...

01:24:24

The ship's turn again.

01:24:25

Um...

01:24:27

And it's going to fire at the Fantel.

01:24:31

I tried to bet.

01:24:35

Tried.

01:24:36

Oh, I hope he's okay.

01:24:37

Oh, he's not.

01:24:39

Oh.

01:24:39

All right.

01:24:41

I don't know.

01:24:42

We don't know.

01:24:42

I'll see you in heaven.

01:24:43

Space heaven.

01:24:46

No!

01:24:47

Space heaven.

01:24:48

Uh, it...

01:24:51

Next to...

01:24:51

What was the cat's name?

01:24:53

Uh, Wallace.

01:24:53

Wallace.

01:24:53

Whatever happened to that cat.

01:24:56

I'll meet you and Wallace in heaven.

01:24:58

Buzzi.

01:24:58

Wow.

01:24:59

You're so quick.

01:25:01

Or, I don't know which...

01:25:02

You're so quick to give up.

01:25:03

I don't know where to point my thumb.

01:25:05

Right.

01:25:06

There is no up or down in space.

01:25:07

We've established.

01:25:08

Yeah.

01:25:09

And, uh, it takes some damage.

01:25:11

You can see, um, some...

01:25:13

A hubcap flies off of the, uh, Azul, uh, into the darkness of the void.

01:25:20

Uh, as it, um, you know, being chased by the YT something or other.

01:25:25

Uh, I believe that brings it over to your turn.

01:25:29

Whose turn?

01:25:33

Our turn.

01:25:35

Our turn.

01:25:36

Do you, do you want to chase after the YT something or the other?

01:25:41

Or do you want to go towards the ship?

01:25:42

Let's head towards the ship.

01:25:43

All right.

01:25:45

Do we need to find him?

01:25:45

You don't want to try to get Pat Bebo to come in and join us?

01:25:48

Oh, yeah.

01:25:48

Let's go after him.

01:25:49

I like that idea more.

01:25:50

No, no, don't go after Pat.

01:25:52

No, I meant, I know what you meant.

01:25:53

I know what you meant.

01:25:54

Go sell, go help him out.

01:25:55

Okay.

01:25:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:56

Yeah.

01:25:57

I go piloting.

01:25:58

Let's go piloting.

01:25:59

Okay.

01:25:59

Space.

01:26:00

Go piloting.

01:26:02

I, I, so, you're going to go to the ship.

01:26:06

I'm going to pilot towards.

01:26:08

I'm going to pilot so hard.

01:26:10

Okay.

01:26:11

Uh, you're going to hit.

01:26:12

You're going to hit.

01:26:12

You're going to be piloting too.

01:26:13

You're going to, you're going to hit the, the punch it lever again.

01:26:16

Again?

01:26:18

I can hit it twice?

01:26:19

Well, the punch it lever, it's spring loaded.

01:26:21

So you hit it and then you, you punch it and then it comes back and, you know, resets,

01:26:27

ready to be punched again.

01:26:28

How many punches can I have?

01:26:30

It's undetermined, but one of you has a manual.

01:26:33

Oh, I'm going to kick it with my leg.

01:26:35

Like just.

01:26:35

I mean, that wouldn't be, that would be kicking it, not punching it.

01:26:40

I kicked it.

01:26:41

I'm kicking it.

01:26:42

I like that.

01:26:43

Okay.

01:26:44

Okay.

01:26:44

Uh, go ahead and, uh, roll your space pilot.

01:26:51

Oh, I failed.

01:26:52

Okay.

01:26:55

Uh, you did.

01:26:57

There was, I've, I've never heard like an almost joy in a cough before.

01:27:02

That, that he failed?

01:27:04

No.

01:27:05

Never.

01:27:05

Yeah.

01:27:06

Never.

01:27:06

It's like.

01:27:09

Okay.

01:27:10

Okay.

01:27:10

Uh, you failed.

01:27:13

Um, as you punched it, uh, you forgot you had a robot on the top of your ship.

01:27:18

Uh, it has flown off of your ship as you zoomed away.

01:27:21

Wow.

01:27:23

Uh, but you, but you did not, you did not punch it.

01:27:25

So it could have been worse, I guess.

01:27:26

No, he kicked it.

01:27:29

Yeah.

01:27:29

He kicked it.

01:27:31

Which is worse.

01:27:32

Can we go back for him?

01:27:33

I mean, at some point, maybe if you want or immediately, I guess.

01:27:38

What do you guys want to do?

01:27:41

No, we're not going back after the moonbacks.

01:27:47

I mean, hopefully, can I, can we communicate with him while he's in space?

01:27:52

Yeah.

01:27:55

I don't know why I was like, I was like, who's she asking?

01:27:58

I wonder what he's going to say.

01:27:59

No, it's me.

01:27:59

Yeah.

01:28:00

Yeah.

01:28:02

You can try.

01:28:02

Hey, roombacks.

01:28:05

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:28:12

Listen, if, if anyone's going to be, you know, you know, tossed in space, it's probably best

01:28:17

that it's you.

01:28:18

You can handle it.

01:28:19

You're strong enough.

01:28:19

I feel like that was backhanded.

01:28:22

Tell him to take out as many ships as he can while he's out there.

01:28:26

He has nothing.

01:28:28

Listen.

01:28:28

You wouldn't even give me a knife.

01:28:30

Whoa, whoa.

01:28:31

Tell him to self-destruct.

01:28:33

No.

01:28:33

Listen.

01:28:34

I will self-destruct.

01:28:36

I have a firm believer that.

01:28:38

No.

01:28:38

Don't self-destruct yet.

01:28:39

While you're spinning out there, do you see a good spot to land?

01:28:43

Because I'm imagining you've gotten a pretty good view of the ship in your, you know.

01:28:46

I see a lot of stuff.

01:28:48

Still have no thrusters.

01:28:49

I barely have limbs.

01:28:52

All I can do is pinch.

01:28:53

Turn on your rollers.

01:28:55

I'm going to put thrusters onto the list of things.

01:28:59

Knife and thrusters are number one and number two on repairs right now.

01:29:03

Thanks.

01:29:04

But, um.

01:29:04

You're welcome.

01:29:05

In that order?

01:29:06

Yeah.

01:29:06

In that order.

01:29:07

Um.

01:29:08

Wait.

01:29:08

Get off this line.

01:29:09

This is a private conversation.

01:29:10

What do you mean it's private?

01:29:13

You're ship wide.

01:29:14

Do you, while you're spinning out there, if you see a good opening for us to land, that

01:29:20

would be an excellent, excellent thing to tell us.

01:29:24

Oh.

01:29:24

Oh.

01:29:25

Okay.

01:29:25

I guess, uh, you know, I'm not really focused on surviving, mostly because there's nothing

01:29:31

I can do.

01:29:32

So I will just look.

01:29:34

Well, yeah, just keep looking.

01:29:36

We'll come back around and get you.

01:29:37

But I want more than a knife.

01:29:37

I want more than a knife.

01:29:39

What do you want?

01:29:40

Probably some flamethrower.

01:29:43

Do you want a flamethrower?

01:29:44

A what?

01:29:44

Oh, my God.

01:29:46

A flamethrower.

01:29:46

It shoots flames.

01:29:47

I was just going to say a bigger knife, but I'll take a flamethrower.

01:29:50

Flamethrower and thrusters.

01:29:53

Maybe we can work it into one thing.

01:29:55

But just keep your eyes open, okay, buddy?

01:29:58

We'll be right back for you.

01:29:59

Okay.

01:30:00

All right.

01:30:01

Hang on.

01:30:03

We're just going to give him a can of braid and a lighter, right?

01:30:05

Yeah, I was just going to give him a little bit lighter.

01:30:08

I really don't plan on picking him back up.

01:30:11

I do.

01:30:12

He's a good robot.

01:30:12

He's a friend.

01:30:13

He's a robot.

01:30:16

You are all over the place.

01:30:18

You were so upset about him not putting him back together, and now you just want to

01:30:22

leave him behind.

01:30:22

Is this the time?

01:30:23

Yes.

01:30:24

Is this the time?

01:30:24

I think it is the time to talk about your weird relationships.

01:30:26

It's not the time and or place for this discussion.

01:30:30

What is it going to be, Nate?

01:30:32

What is it going to be me next?

01:30:34

We'll get another one.

01:30:34

We can program it.

01:30:36

It's going to be me next, man.

01:30:38

It's going to be me next.

01:30:41

Oh.

01:30:42

All right.

01:30:43

All right.

01:30:45

All right.

01:30:45

You see, you hear the YT, some other number, shoot at the Azul.

01:30:52

It succeeds in doing further damage.

01:30:56

It loses another hubcap, and now one of its tires, Superpholous, is flat.

01:31:01

Oh, God.

01:31:04

Sorry, and blast him.

01:31:05

Yeah.

01:31:07

I'm not even going to wait for you to tell me.

01:31:09

I'm already doing it.

01:31:10

Yeah, but your turn was spent punching it.

01:31:12

It is now the Azul Fantel's move, and they are going to try shooting back at the YT something

01:31:22

or other.

01:31:23

Succeeding.

01:31:36

Doing some more damage.

01:31:38

Okay.

01:31:45

That would bring it up to your turn.

01:31:52

You're blasting it.

01:31:53

Shoot him.

01:31:53

I'm not even waiting for anyone.

01:31:55

Shoot him.

01:31:55

Wait.

01:31:56

Is this fair?

01:31:57

When is RX going to do his perception check?

01:32:02

Oh, I don't know.

01:32:05

I just told him that to keep his spirit up.

01:32:08

I figure, you know, we can definitely punch this guy first.

01:32:11

I imagine he's just kind of like spinning in space.

01:32:14

He is.

01:32:15

Just, you know, keep his eyes open.

01:32:17

We'll check in.

01:32:18

He's a bot.

01:32:19

He can do it whenever.

01:32:21

You better not lose him.

01:32:22

I'll be so pissed.

01:32:23

We can always pick him up.

01:32:25

What's going to happen?

01:32:26

He's in the dead of space.

01:32:27

It's like the best place for a robot.

01:32:28

There's like nothing there.

01:32:30

Literally.

01:32:30

Nothing.

01:32:31

I'm just excited.

01:32:36

All right.

01:32:36

He's a part of things again.

01:32:37

Isn't he great?

01:32:39

All right.

01:32:40

You hit it.

01:32:42

I'm trying to pick him up.

01:32:43

You hit it.

01:32:43

You square hit the ship, which you have now just noticed.

01:32:52

His name is the Rotten Core.

01:32:54

And...

01:32:56

God, the waves are great.

01:32:58

I know.

01:32:58

I couldn't figure out a way to squeeze it in.

01:33:02

But somehow you were able to see.

01:33:04

It popped up on your shooting because you had such a success.

01:33:08

It showed up on your...

01:33:10

You got close enough that when it locked in, it showed you the name of the ship.

01:33:13

The name of the ship is Rotten Core.

01:33:15

You did...

01:33:16

And I felt zero guilt about shooting.

01:33:19

No, no.

01:33:19

Yeah.

01:33:20

You're not a good guy if the name of your ship is Rotten Core.

01:33:23

I'm not a good Sarn.

01:33:25

And also you're not a good Sarn.

01:33:26

I'm not a good Sarn.

01:33:27

I think Sarn has a Rotten Core.

01:33:29

Sarn.

01:33:30

No, I'm just kidding.

01:33:31

I'm just kidding.

01:33:32

That's not...

01:33:33

I don't feel that at all.

01:33:34

I love the family we've created.

01:33:36

Too late.

01:33:37

You've already said it.

01:33:38

I'm not a character.

01:33:39

You did not hold up your talking in real life.

01:33:42

This family is very, very tenuous.

01:33:46

It's me.

01:33:47

Boom.

01:33:47

Okay.

01:33:51

That makes it Bed Bebo's turn here.

01:33:55

Oh, I hope he throws his arm out.

01:33:57

Wait, so was the ship destroyed or no?

01:33:59

No.

01:33:59

But it did take damage.

01:34:00

It's a strong ship.

01:34:01

Yeah, it's a...

01:34:03

It is a YT something or the other.

01:34:06

Yes.

01:34:07

Bed Bebo is going to shoot at the ship.

01:34:11

It has success and advantages.

01:34:17

It hits the ship square on.

01:34:23

The ship is completely disabled.

01:34:27

It doesn't explode, but it does spin off.

01:34:31

It looks like it's not going to be a threat at all.

01:34:38

And spins out, like, way out into the void.

01:34:45

And the van, like, swoops in and does, like, a pretty sweet, like, stop skid close to the Renegade's blood.

01:35:03

And then that would make it.

01:35:04

Mag, Mag, follow through that.

01:35:06

Try to get him to join us again.

01:35:09

Who, Bed Bebo?

01:35:09

I thought he's already joining us.

01:35:12

No, no, no, no.

01:35:14

On the assault of the ship.

01:35:16

Oh, we're going to...

01:35:17

The big ship.

01:35:18

Can you hear me?

01:35:18

Hell yeah!

01:35:20

Hell yeah!

01:35:22

You ready to go for the final punch?

01:35:30

What?

01:35:32

We're going for the butt.

01:35:34

I'm riding high, baby!

01:35:36

Riding high!

01:35:37

Just follow us.

01:35:39

We're going to run back and go right into the butt, all right?

01:35:41

What?

01:35:42

We're going after the butt.

01:35:44

Okay.

01:35:45

We are.

01:35:47

Just follow my ship.

01:35:48

Follow our lead.

01:35:49

Max, Skyblade out.

01:35:52

What?

01:35:53

No, no, it's not your name.

01:35:55

Don't follow your name!

01:35:56

Don't say that!

01:35:58

I don't think you knew my name back then.

01:36:02

And then the little LCD screen, Pop-Tart, it raises very slowly from your dashboard.

01:36:12

And it's just Bed Bebo, and he says,

01:36:14

What?

01:36:15

What did you say?

01:36:16

Nothing.

01:36:18

Can I push it back down real fast and punch it again?

01:36:21

All right.

01:36:22

That's going to have to be...

01:36:23

You're going to have to check that.

01:36:24

Is it a deception?

01:36:26

Coercion?

01:36:26

Deception.

01:36:28

I mean, I guess...

01:36:29

Yeah.

01:36:30

Never mind.

01:36:31

I don't know why I was asking.

01:36:32

Deception!

01:36:36

Oh!

01:36:39

What is going on tonight, man?

01:36:43

My rolls are terrible.

01:36:45

Proficiency!

01:36:45

And you push down the toaster or the Pop-Tart, and somehow it's pushing back, and it comes

01:36:54

all the way back up, and you say...

01:36:56

What?

01:36:56

What?

01:36:57

Did you say...

01:36:58

Did you say Max Skyblade?

01:37:00

No.

01:37:01

Um...

01:37:04

How you doing, baby?

01:37:05

How you doing, baby?

01:37:05

I...

01:37:05

Yeah.

01:37:06

It's me, Mr. Mac.

01:37:07

Yeah.

01:37:09

It is.

01:37:11

I don't remember you fondly.

01:37:17

Is this really the time?

01:37:18

I mean, we're riding high on emotions.

01:37:20

I didn't...

01:37:24

I...

01:37:24

You can roll a leadership on that.

01:37:27

Oh, I...

01:37:28

I mean, I'm giving you...

01:37:29

I'm giving you one last chance.

01:37:30

I mean...

01:37:33

And your leadership's surely strong.

01:37:37

Yes.

01:37:37

It is.

01:37:39

It is.

01:37:40

God damn it, you're right.

01:37:43

I'm Max Skyblade, baby.

01:37:45

We're gonna punch it.

01:37:46

What?

01:37:47

Where?

01:37:48

Gonna go to the...

01:37:50

I don't want to do the butt joke.

01:37:52

And the Pop-Tart closes.

01:37:55

And...

01:37:57

Uh...

01:37:58

He...

01:37:59

Okay.

01:38:06

You see him zoom...

01:38:08

Zoom around you.

01:38:09

He's...

01:38:11

Dodging...

01:38:12

Blaster fire from the...

01:38:14

Or cannon fire from the Renegade's blood.

01:38:16

You can tell from his...

01:38:19

Just the way that he's...

01:38:20

You know, zooming through here.

01:38:21

Uh...

01:38:22

He's been in...

01:38:23

He's been in chases before.

01:38:25

Like, he knows what he's doing.

01:38:27

Uh...

01:38:28

And he's zooming in and out of...

01:38:30

Cannon fire.

01:38:30

And he surveys underneath.

01:38:32

Uh...

01:38:34

And then comes back up.

01:38:35

And...

01:38:36

Uh...

01:38:37

Rings you on the...

01:38:38

The telephone.

01:38:39

Hello.

01:38:42

Ahoy hoy.

01:38:44

You guys trying...

01:38:45

We...

01:38:46

We going in or what?

01:38:47

We're going in.

01:38:50

Let's go.

01:38:50

All right.

01:38:51

You...

01:38:52

You zoom in.

01:38:52

Right under there.

01:38:54

Uh...

01:38:54

And he points out...

01:38:55

Uh...

01:38:56

Via...

01:38:57

Um...

01:38:58

Space age...

01:38:59

Uh...

01:39:00

Laser pointer.

01:39:00

Uh...

01:39:01

And he says...

01:39:03

There...

01:39:03

There is a...

01:39:05

There's a hole right there.

01:39:06

If you had some sort of, um...

01:39:09

I don't know...

01:39:10

Um...

01:39:10

I don't know...

01:39:10

Climbing gear...

01:39:11

You could probably reel yourself in there.

01:39:14

Wait.

01:39:15

Like a grappling hook?

01:39:17

Yes.

01:39:18

Do you have one?

01:39:19

In my sleeve!

01:39:21

Is it concealed?

01:39:24

I thought you were...

01:39:25

Shh.

01:39:25

Wait.

01:39:27

It's concealed.

01:39:28

It's very concealed.

01:39:29

Okay.

01:39:31

Is it up your sleeve?

01:39:32

Yeah.

01:39:33

Because you're shirtless.

01:39:33

Repeat.

01:39:34

Shirtless.

01:39:35

Oh, yeah.

01:39:35

Sleeveless.

01:39:36

I repeat.

01:39:38

Sleeveless.

01:39:39

Sleeveless.

01:39:40

The buster...

01:39:42

All right.

01:39:42

Is sleeveless.

01:39:43

So...

01:39:43

So...

01:39:44

Honestly, it's just hanging off my wrist.

01:39:46

It's just not concealed.

01:39:49

All right.

01:39:50

Okay.

01:39:53

Uh...

01:39:54

Yeah.

01:39:55

If you got a concealed climbing cord,

01:39:56

I bet you could rope on these...

01:39:58

These attachment hooks here.

01:39:59

And, uh...

01:40:00

You could reel yourself in.

01:40:02

Let's do it.

01:40:03

Okay.

01:40:04

Punch it.

01:40:08

No.

01:40:08

No more punching it.

01:40:10

I can't handle any more punching.

01:40:11

Kick it.

01:40:11

Okay.

01:40:12

Uh...

01:40:13

So you guys...

01:40:14

You guys...

01:40:15

Zoom your...

01:40:17

Uh...

01:40:17

Vehicle right underneath...

01:40:19

Uh...

01:40:19

Where that...

01:40:20

Where that attachment hook is.

01:40:21

You can't get any closer.

01:40:22

Just based on...

01:40:24

The size of your...

01:40:25

Your ship.

01:40:25

Um...

01:40:27

What...

01:40:29

What is next?

01:40:29

I want to hold on...

01:40:34

To Mac...

01:40:35

As he...

01:40:36

Cast his...

01:40:39

His space hook...

01:40:41

Into the...

01:40:42

We should tell him.

01:40:43

So I gotta lower the...

01:40:45

I gotta lower...

01:40:45

Let's make sure I'm clear.

01:40:46

I gotta lower the...

01:40:48

The door.

01:40:48

Okay.

01:40:49

And shoot out...

01:40:50

With my wrist.

01:40:50

Like Spider-Man.

01:40:52

To another spaceship.

01:40:54

But I...

01:40:54

Yeah.

01:40:55

But I want to hold on to you while you do it.

01:40:57

Okay.

01:40:57

So...

01:40:58

Uh...

01:40:59

Yes.

01:40:59

Into the vacuum of snakes.

01:41:00

Yes.

01:41:01

I cast.

01:41:03

Do you guys have spacesuits?

01:41:05

Like what are you doing here?

01:41:06

I have a mask.

01:41:09

I've got a...

01:41:12

Like a space mech?

01:41:13

A loaded mech.

01:41:14

We have a loading mech?

01:41:15

I mean you get...

01:41:18

You guys did ride that loading mech into space before.

01:41:21

Between two ships.

01:41:22

If you're...

01:41:22

You want...

01:41:23

Sarn, you want to get in the loading mech and just jump into the other ship?

01:41:28

Like...

01:41:28

Yeah.

01:41:29

Like Bungie Jump will use the cord?

01:41:30

I'm sure that'll work.

01:41:31

Yeah.

01:41:31

It's gotta work.

01:41:32

But we should talk to...

01:41:33

I'll attach the...

01:41:34

Okay.

01:41:34

Here's what we'll do.

01:41:35

I'll attach one cord to the send.

01:41:36

Attach the other cord to you.

01:41:38

You get a running start.

01:41:39

And you jump off the kahuna into the other ship with the robot.

01:41:43

All right.

01:41:43

Fine.

01:41:45

And I'm relatively okay with that.

01:41:48

It seems dangerous.

01:41:48

But whatever.

01:41:49

I'm...

01:41:50

You know.

01:41:51

Whatever.

01:41:51

It's cool.

01:41:53

We should talk about who's going to have control of the ship when we do that.

01:42:00

I mean, Babi...

01:42:01

Oh, not Babi...

01:42:02

Boban's going to probably pilot it for a little bit, right?

01:42:05

Yeah.

01:42:06

I was thinking more of Riel.

01:42:09

Riel?

01:42:09

I'm not giving her control of the ship.

01:42:11

She's crazy.

01:42:11

I forgot I was here.

01:42:12

In fact...

01:42:16

Yeah, but she wants to be the new...

01:42:18

In fact, if anything, I think...

01:42:20

Maybe I'll give her the cord that she shoots.

01:42:23

Because you guys have a report because you kind of bonded over your wounds.

01:42:27

Remember?

01:42:28

Oh, no.

01:42:29

I have zero reports here.

01:42:31

Wow.

01:42:33

I thought maybe we were getting somewhere.

01:42:36

We were not.

01:42:39

I'd rather have Bobans.

01:42:42

I misread that situation.

01:42:43

Bobans over what?

01:42:47

To hold on to the...

01:42:48

Just she needs to...

01:42:49

I mean, I can run the ship on like...

01:42:50

I got a stick up here that holds the steering wheel straight.

01:42:55

I got a brick that keeps the gas pedal down.

01:42:58

So all she really needs to do is make sure that operation continues.

01:43:01

Yeah, but I'd rather have Bobans with us.

01:43:05

What do you want me to do?

01:43:06

I don't want Riel to play.

01:43:07

No, when he says she, he's talking about Riel.

01:43:09

Riel will stay and watch the stick-brick situation.

01:43:14

And the brick.

01:43:15

She's got to take our ship.

01:43:17

I still want...

01:43:17

Yes.

01:43:18

Yes.

01:43:18

Yes.

01:43:19

I'm fine with Riel doing that.

01:43:21

But I want Bobans with us.

01:43:22

Okay.

01:43:23

Wow.

01:43:25

You guys are pretty close now.

01:43:27

Shut up.

01:43:29

I feel like you're playing favorites amongst your hostages.

01:43:32

I said shut up.

01:43:33

To be fair, I've been a hostage longer than you.

01:43:36

But you know what?

01:43:37

It would be really cool.

01:43:38

Yeah.

01:43:38

Not by long.

01:43:39

No, just by a few.

01:43:40

I don't remember you making a dinner for everyone.

01:43:43

All right.

01:43:44

All right.

01:43:44

We'll toss you out the hold.

01:43:45

Is that what you want?

01:43:46

You want me to toss you out the space?

01:43:47

No.

01:43:47

I'll just take the free ship.

01:43:48

Let's grab her, guys.

01:43:49

No.

01:43:49

No.

01:43:50

No.

01:43:50

I take her back.

01:43:51

I take her back.

01:43:51

I take her back.

01:43:52

I take her back.

01:43:52

I take her back.

01:43:53

We just tossed a droid out of the space.

01:43:55

And only two...

01:43:57

We got a go.

01:43:57

We get him.

01:43:57

And only one-third of us, or only two-thirds of us want to go get back and get that droid.

01:44:02

All right?

01:44:02

How many people-thirds do you think you have?

01:44:05

Wow.

01:44:07

Literally zero.

01:44:10

Wow.

01:44:10

Okay.

01:44:11

I will just take the free ship, then.

01:44:14

I mean, just watch the ship for now.

01:44:16

Oh, yeah.

01:44:18

And we'll become the butt radar.

01:44:20

Well, no.

01:44:21

I want to be the butt radar.

01:44:22

Exactly.

01:44:24

So you're going to hold that ship.

01:44:27

Exactly where we want it.

01:44:30

All right.

01:44:31

That's tough, but fair.

01:44:32

Get it?

01:44:34

That's what I like about you, Rial.

01:44:36

You're very understanding.

01:44:37

Some might say to a fault.

01:44:40

She's really...

01:44:41

She's really the best hostage we've ever taken.

01:44:44

No!

01:44:44

You guys keep saying that, but keep treating me like shit.

01:44:48

Well, listen.

01:44:50

I'm also a hostage that they've taken, and they treat me well, but think I'm a garbage hostage,

01:44:55

apparently, even though I built a robot.

01:44:57

All right, Bobenz, do you want to stay here?

01:44:58

No.

01:44:59

All right, then.

01:45:01

Shut up.

01:45:01

All right.

01:45:02

Tensions are high.

01:45:05

All right.

01:45:07

So we're all getting in...

01:45:08

We're all grappling up into the ship.

01:45:11

So, yeah.

01:45:12

So I think our new plan should be we attach one of my grappling cord to the ship.

01:45:17

Sarn, you get into the robot, and then me and Bobenz will hang onto its shoulders as you run and jump.

01:45:23

Okay.

01:45:26

This is the best idea I've ever had.

01:45:28

That's pretty anime.

01:45:28

This is the best idea I've ever had.

01:45:29

Yeah.

01:45:30

It's an idea you have.

01:45:34

Okay.

01:45:34

So you...

01:45:36

Mac, because you've always wanted to shoot this rope, you're holding your hairy arm out.

01:45:44

You shoot it towards this anchor point, and it wraps around, and it's secured onto the ship.

01:45:54

You then take the other end with a carabiner, and you attach it to...

01:45:59

A winch.

01:45:59

A winch in the belt buckle area of the power loader, which has...

01:46:05

A belt.

01:46:06

Yes, the belt.

01:46:08

A belt.

01:46:08

Which has Sarn inside of the power loader.

01:46:13

You guys are both...

01:46:15

Mac and Bobbins, you are both wearing masks, and you're holding on to either side of the...

01:46:22

The Mac kind of like children onto their, you know, parent, onto their legs.

01:46:29

And...

01:46:30

Like baby possums.

01:46:31

Yes, you're like baby possums.

01:46:33

Exactly.

01:46:33

Except not really the leg.

01:46:34

Like a little bit higher up.

01:46:36

Like basically the belt area.

01:46:37

This is very belt-centric.

01:46:39

And the robot...

01:46:41

The robot jumps off of the ramp into space, and then starts to reel in quickly into the grappling hook.

01:46:52

And before you know it, you are attached to the side of the ship.

01:46:57

And you can start...

01:46:58

Holy shit!

01:46:58

Yeah, it worked!

01:47:02

It worked!

01:47:05

And you hear over the comm...

01:47:08

It is...

01:47:11

It is...

01:47:14

No, it's Bebo.

01:47:15

He's...

01:47:15

Oh, hell yeah!

01:47:16

That was fucking cool, dude!

01:47:18

Did you just jump out the side of your ship?

01:47:21

Alright.

01:47:24

Yeah.

01:47:25

That was...

01:47:25

Oh, man.

01:47:26

That was fucking cool.

01:47:28

I wish you could have seen it.

01:47:29

And he's like, there's a...

01:47:31

I lived it!

01:47:32

Yeah, but I wish you could have seen it.

01:47:34

It was cool as hell.

01:47:35

Well, the maintenance...

01:47:36

The maintenance door is right around the corner there.

01:47:38

You can see it.

01:47:39

It's not far from that anchor point.

01:47:40

You should be able to get into the...

01:47:43

Into the...

01:47:45

What would you call it?

01:47:46

The hull?

01:47:47

The hull, yes.

01:47:48

Where you load...

01:47:50

Like the cargo bay.

01:47:51

You can get into the cargo bay from there.

01:47:52

Bebo, can you keep an eye on the ship?

01:47:55

In case it starts driving erratically, it should just drive straight.

01:47:58

If it drives anywhere but straight, you gotta let us know.

01:48:01

I feel like if that happened, it would just go into nothing.

01:48:05

So I think I'm just gonna regularly pilot this again.

01:48:08

I'm a pirate, so I know how to do these things.

01:48:10

So distract them.

01:48:12

Distract them from our entrance.

01:48:14

I will do that as long as I can stay safe.

01:48:16

Go ahead.

01:48:18

Go get that medallion for me.

01:48:19

I need to be butt.

01:48:21

Whoa.

01:48:25

Alright.

01:48:25

What?

01:48:26

So are you, like, hanging, like, precariously?

01:48:29

No.

01:48:30

No.

01:48:30

I'm very confused now.

01:48:33

What?

01:48:33

That Bebo wants to be butt?

01:48:36

Oh, no, no, no.

01:48:37

I'm sorry.

01:48:37

I thought you guys were talking to Real about driving straight.

01:48:40

Oh.

01:48:41

I was doing Real.

01:48:43

Because that was kind of your agreement, right?

01:48:47

Yeah, but Mac was telling Bebo to keep an eye to watch the ship.

01:48:55

Okay.

01:48:56

I was confused.

01:48:57

I thought he was talking to Real.

01:48:58

That's how I got confused.

01:48:59

Okay.

01:49:00

Okay.

01:49:02

I thought Bebo wanted to be the butt.

01:49:04

No, no, no, no.

01:49:05

Bebo is...

01:49:06

I mean, may not be...

01:49:09

May not be...

01:49:10

May not not be true.

01:49:11

But you guys...

01:49:15

So you find the maintenance pay based on Bebo's guidance.

01:49:22

And you start to move towards it.

01:49:24

And you start to move towards it.

01:49:25

And you start to move towards it.

01:49:28

And they kind of follow you.

01:49:30

And you open up the door.

01:49:35

And you make it into the renegade's blood.

01:49:41

And you are inside the ship at this point.

01:49:44

And I am still shirtless, right?

01:49:47

Repeat.

01:49:48

Shirtless.

01:49:49

Repeat.

01:49:52

Sleep.

01:49:52

Sleep.

01:49:52

Thank you.

01:50:52

I'm going to murder Hobo so many people.

01:50:55

We're going to lose our ship, man.

01:50:57

We already lost the junk fort.

01:50:59

How can we afford this?

01:51:01

And you lost Rex Oboe or what it was called?

01:51:06

Rubex.

01:51:08

And he's not lost.

01:51:09

He's in space.

01:51:10

We can still contact him.

01:51:12

He must have a signal.

01:51:13

We'll just pick him up before we leave.

01:51:15

It's no big deal.

01:51:15

Even if we don't.

01:51:18

It's a win-win.

Admirable Admiral