Both Haunted and Very Moist

Season 3, Episode 20
December 5, 2023

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welcome back to the vagina caves

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this cave it's very feminine in nature

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that makes me feel more at home I guess

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is that canonical?

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no it's not I've just been staring at it for like the last 15-20 minutes

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you've been staring at a vagina for 20 minutes?

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yeah and then the vagina looked back

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I've never seen the inside

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of a woman

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hey tiger that thing you sent me

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there's a noise suppression should I press that?

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yeah probably

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I'll try that

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for the recording

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alright

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okay

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y'all good?

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I think so

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alright

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yeah I think we're good

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let me pull up the

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the old reading here

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hold on

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I love when you guys send the clips

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that's like my favorite part of Wednesday at 5 o'clock

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where are my memes?

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I sent a text to Brandon

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I was like

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no clips?

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so he's getting it from everywhere

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I have to do work sometime

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I know

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there was

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some insightful analysis

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character analysis too

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was it insightful?

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I mean I didn't realize it

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but it makes total sense

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what?

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juggles

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that

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he

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he's incredibly impressionable

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oh yeah

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do you listen to that whole

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you listen to the whole last thing

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he just

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went along

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right away

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at the

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drop of casserole

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that wasn't

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it wasn't the casserole

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it was that

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she said

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do you want to have a family

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and so he said yes

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oh

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well

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the captain only saw

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that you went for casserole

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and I did want casserole

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I didn't let you

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you're welcome

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well I guess it worked out

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in this case

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yes

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for old juggles

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all right

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this is the

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Bon Voyage Bulletin

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special edition

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last issue

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an unpleasant dinner party

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after a tough battle

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with the Leviathan

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our crew woke up

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to find themselves

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on an island

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inhabited by friendly

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Midwesterners named Nelson

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Nelson and his wife

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Nelsa

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welcomed the crew

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to their home

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with a warm fruit casserole

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and invitation to dinner

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Squish ate the entire thing

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after being tipped off

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by one of the Nelsons

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to avoid the food

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Squish regurgitated his meals

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Chuckles joined the Nelsons

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for a short pre-dinner play date

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and while Captain

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was keeping watch

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he was captured

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Squish stayed ashore

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but the two rapscallions

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turned on their friend

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and led him towards

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certain death

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but wait

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shy of surprise

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Chuckles and the captain

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performed an excellent

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fusion dance

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and lit Nelson

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the Nelsons

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and the entire

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forest aflame

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Sweet Dee Dee found them

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and led them to

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deeper in the forest

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where Tawny waited

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all bit bruised

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and broken

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the three found a cave

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and seeing no way out

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descended forward

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however they go in alone

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what awaits our crew

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in the dark

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what is the end

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what is at the end

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of the tunnel

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and will this finally

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be the last episode

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of the adventures

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of the junk for boys

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please

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please

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please

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end it

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for my god's sake

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this is taking so long

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I did tell

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it's episode 20 today

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it is

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it's a good

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nice round number

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if we actually finish

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right

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there's always a chance

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that we go on

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for 10 more episodes

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as we stumble

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through this cave

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this vagina cave

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apparently

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is this a Shia LaBeouf

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reference

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Shia surprise

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I don't remember

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there's a gun

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into his head

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and death in his eyes

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uh yeah

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so you uh

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just to kind of

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remind you

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of where you were

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ah yes

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we all went

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in separate holes

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yes you all

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went in separate holes

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uh

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Squish you went

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with Dee Dee

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but uh

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you lost

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she kind of

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she were holding hands

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when you walked in

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but uh

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her hand kind of

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slipped from yours

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but yes

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you were all

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inside their cave

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along the path

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and uh

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walking towards

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inevitable

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darkness

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who wants to go

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first

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where did Tawny go

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Tawny stayed

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outside of the cave

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oh

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I imagine he's like

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Yoda just sitting

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out there

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I know

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he's pretty pissed

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because you guys

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wanted to leave him

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and then kill him

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and he broke his arm

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and he just

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doesn't

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think he's done

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with uh

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with his internship

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well

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it was kill him

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leave him

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and then kill him

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and then leave him

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yes

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some of those

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with a broken arm

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all right

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let's make this fair

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everyone just do

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one

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one roll

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one dice

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to see who goes

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first

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highest score wins

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or loses

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yeah I guess

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does it matter

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what roll type

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right in the middle

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nah just one

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hell yeah

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suck it

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major success

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you're gonna die

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first

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all right

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chuckles

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you can go first

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getting in that

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chuckle

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as you start

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to walk

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into the forest

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into the forest

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into the cave

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uh you come

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into an opening

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um and the cave

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is getting a little

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bit wider

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but what you notice

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is that it's just

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black

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it's just

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entirely black

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on the inside

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and uh

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from a distance

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you can hear

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a familiar voice

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calling to you

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holy shit

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it's black in here

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chuckle

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chuckle

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is that

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is that you

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it is me

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it's the voice

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of your uncle

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skyluck

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oh

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chuckle

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i i can't

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see you

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are you

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i

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where are you

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i'm

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in

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a

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moist

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cave

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it's dark

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why did you have

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to stay moist

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i can't see you

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but i can't

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cause

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and then you

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you hear him

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kind of like

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slap the walls

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and he's like

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oh

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it is pretty wet

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in here

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isn't it

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wait

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are you

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in here

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or are you

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just in my head

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no i'm in here

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look

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look

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and he uh

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you see a little

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light appear

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and across a very

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large cavern

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uh is your uncle

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he's like standing

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up against a ledge

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cause there's a

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pretty big pit

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down between

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the two of you

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oh my god

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am i so glad

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to see you

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i thought that

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i was imagining you

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you know

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like a sensory

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deprivation thing

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but now that i see

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you're real

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i am so glad

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you're here to

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save me now

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how ironic

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i don't think so

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i don't know

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how i got here

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but um

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i don't think

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i can i can

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move

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oh so i do

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have to save

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you again

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well yeah

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i mean you have

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to figure out

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something right

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all right

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i and uh

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and as he takes

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a little step

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forward you kind

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of hear this

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like cracking

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and like this

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like sound

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of like pebbles

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hitting the ground

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and he's like

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oh oh this is

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definitely gonna

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collapse

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um what do you

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mean i don't

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want you to

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i don't want you

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to panic

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i don't want you

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to worry

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um but the

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fastest you

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can figure me

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out of here

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i i would

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appreciate it

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all right

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what so

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there's this

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big chasm

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in between us

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all right

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is there anything

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around me

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to tinker

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uh roll

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roll a survey

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roll

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see if you

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can find

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anything

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survey

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yikes

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you have zero

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in survey

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i have zero

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in everything

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except tinker

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you should have

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tried to tinker

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and

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try to tinker

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some way

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to see

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something to

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tinker

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so what

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what are you

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using over there

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for light

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is it

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fire

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is it

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perhaps

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a lightsaber

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or something

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else

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technological

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no it's

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it's

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it's just a

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candle see

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and he pulls

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out like a

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little candle

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on one of

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those old

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fashioned like

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holders

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but he's

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like uh

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but as you

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do look around

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the cave

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you do see

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a handful

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of things

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um but

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they're all

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very old

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and decrepit

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so you see

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like like the

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remains of maybe

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of like a

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mining operation

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there's like

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some rusted

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out buckets

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and some

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really frayed

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rope and

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maybe some

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broken down

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uh boards

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but nothing

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that's very

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useful to you

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how big is

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this chasm

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it's not

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so big

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that it's

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like massive

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but it's not

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something you

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could just

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jump over

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either

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all right

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so it's

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at least

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two

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chuckles

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at least

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two people

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it's two

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chuckles

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big

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okay

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oh boy

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that's gonna

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be tough

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i don't

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think i'm

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gonna be

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able to

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jump over

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there

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um

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hmm

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this looks

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like it

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used to

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be some

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kind of

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mine

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possibly i

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mean i

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is that

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is that like

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a yeah that's

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a card over

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there uh

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yeah i i

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think so i

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have a bigger

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question of where

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the hell i

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came from

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yeah i've

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always wondered

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that about

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you

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well you

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know family

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family well

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i'm not sure

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we're biologically

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related i think

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we've established

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that so it

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was less

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weird uh i

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wonder where

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my friends

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are do you

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hear them

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no no but

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we went into

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the cave

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together kind

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of but

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very very

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separately

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wait my

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walkie-talkie

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you broke

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it

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hold on

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sorry

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it's still

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broken

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perhaps

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the plot

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moves forward

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i did actually

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glue it back

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together so

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perhaps you

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can tinker

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it back

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together

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perhaps i

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can tinker

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some sort

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of flying

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machine

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if only

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i had

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access to

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my lab

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which

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now is at

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the bottom

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of the ocean

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uh can i

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i would like

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to try and

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tinker my

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life back

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into my

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walkie-talkie

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sure

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i imagine

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you keep

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like spare

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parts just

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kind of on

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you at all

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times you

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know like a

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little cog a

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little like you

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know wire here

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and there

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well that and

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the foil in

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the pack of

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my cigarettes

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and various

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detritus

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skylock sees you

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taking out this

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pack of cigarettes

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and he goes

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when did you

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start smoking

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what no these

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are my friends

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i'm holding

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on to

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them

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these are

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not mine

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they are my

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friends and

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they are a

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very very

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compulsively

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behaved monkey

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well i think

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that's a

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resounding

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success

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now it

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flies

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it's a drone

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a fly

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walkie-talkie

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yeah so your

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walkie-talkie

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works

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hello

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hello is this

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thing on can

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anyone hear me

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anybody

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when

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now who has

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the other

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walkie-talkie

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i do

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squish

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squish

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when you walk

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into the cave

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you're actually

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greeted by just

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kind of like

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lights all around

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you just kind

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of like

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like candle

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flames just

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flash on

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and you are

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back at the

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golden plume

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uh as you

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walk in it's

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kind of like

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you're you as

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you you walk

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into this room

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and the cave

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behind you

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disappears and

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it's a busy

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night at the

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at the golden

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plume uh you

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see waiters

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bustling back

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and forth the

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people of

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dusk of all

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are out there

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uh it's the

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busiest this

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restaurant has

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ever been

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you've ever

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seen it

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um and in

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your pocket you

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kind of hear

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like a muffled

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like you know

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squish squish

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you can hear the

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walkie-talkie

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but it's not

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super loud um

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and uh

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chef roselle

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comes up to

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you and she's

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like what are

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you doing

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you need to

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get in the

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kitchen we're

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so far behind

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do you not

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see the open

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house that we

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have i thought

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you fired me

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fired you you're

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my best chef now

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get in there go

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and she kind of

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pushes you into

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the kitchen i'm

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weary about it

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looking around

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going this can't

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be right there's

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no way this

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happened uh once

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you get into the

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kitchen uh the

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orders are just

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starting to stack

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up you can

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see that there's

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just like tickets

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upon tickets

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everywhere um

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and like the

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sous chefs and

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everyone assistants

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around you starts

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getting you prepped

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they start handing

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you vegetables and

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plates and things

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like that i don't

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know a kitchen

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whatever happens

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i start doing some

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prep work to get

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to get them prepared

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for this busy night

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still very confused

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and looking around

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and weary of

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everything

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all right now

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captain

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yeah you

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you ran into the

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cave uh but

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instead of finding

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anything you're just

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kind of like it's

00:14:03
just a long tunnel

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for you um and as

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you're running uh you

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kind of stop and uh

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you see like a pool

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of water and you see

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this reflection and

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it's your reflection

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right but it's

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kind of staring back

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at you it's like one

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of those that it's

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like it's your

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reflection but also

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it's like staring

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back at you like

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what the fuck

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stop mocking me

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yeah

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yeah and uh you

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kind of hear neelix

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you hear neelix's

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voice from a distance

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that's like is there

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anything you require

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sir neelix is that

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you yes uh you you

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hear neelix but you

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cannot see him how'd

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you get out of your

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bottle

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well it's uh it's a

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long story sir uh

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are you requiring

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anything yeah uh a

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way out of this cave

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there's a fire

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behind me and i

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need to get to the

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bottom of this cave

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all right uh you

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the the path ahead

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of you kind of

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diverts into three

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sections there's left

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right and forward

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which direction are

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you gonna go

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as i said in the

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last session in the

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last session all

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great sailors take

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the middle way

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although she did

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say left right and

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forward meaning right

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is in the middle

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it's it's like you

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know one to either

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side and one path

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continuing in the

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center i'm going in

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the center all right

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what do i have to

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roll roll center you

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haven't done anything

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yet really i mean

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besides run i mean do

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you want to see how

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well you run no no

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no navigation it's it's

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not well uh back to

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you chuckles uh the

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the area around um

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skylock is starting to

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crumble just a little

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bit more and he goes

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is there is there

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anything you can do

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do you anything you

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can you can throw over

00:16:01
here or a rope or

00:16:03
anything uh i can

00:16:05
throw this cart uh and

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i i'm attempting to

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throw the cart

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okay go ahead and

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throw the cart

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i feel like that

00:16:18
would be wrecked

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wreck that cart

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wreck my stomach

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uh i throw the cart

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i'd have wrecked that

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cart

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what does the cart do

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you take the cart and

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uh you toss it into the

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pit and it collapses

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uh in in front of you

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uh revealing that there

00:16:41
is kind of this like

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rope well intact rope

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that was sitting behind

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the cart

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uh yes why didn't i

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think of looking behind

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the cart wait did

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did uh what happened

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with my radio did it

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not work

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so it did uh react to

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squid or like it did

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connect with squish but

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it's uh it the cave kind

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of interferes with sound

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and also you know he's in

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uh he's in chef roselle's

00:17:07
restaurant speaking of uh

00:17:10
squish uh how are you

00:17:12
preparing for tonight's

00:17:12
dinner

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uh i'm just getting making

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sure that all the stations

00:17:16
are set up and that they

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have anything and i'm

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asking chef roselle what's

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what's necessary what do

00:17:22
we need right now on the

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fly

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she's like use your brain

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what do you mean what do

00:17:27
we need right now can't you

00:17:28
see uh we've got three

00:17:30
specials that need to go

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out the fish isn't a

00:17:32
fraud none of the

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vegetables have been

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blanched i mean is this

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your first time squish ever

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being in a restaurant what

00:17:38
are you doing and uh you

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know plates are starting to

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kind of stack up tickets are

00:17:42
stacking up the

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assistants around you're

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kind of getting miffed and

00:17:45
like looking at you you

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kind of feel like this is

00:17:48
the you know one of those

00:17:49
bad dreams where you're

00:17:50
trying to take an exam that

00:17:52
you completely forgot about

00:17:53
and you're naked

00:17:54
sure and you're naked

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you're naked in the kitchen

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that's gonna be a

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violation

00:17:59
it's never advised to go

00:18:02
naked in a kitchen lots of

00:18:04
burns

00:18:05
lots of health

00:18:06
chef rosell says you're

00:18:08
such a great chef that's

00:18:09
all you do is all you do is

00:18:10
cook that's all you're

00:18:11
focused on and and i have to

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be the one to tell you what

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to do come on get it

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together i start making the

00:18:17
squishy boom boom sauce

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okay

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and that's all i focus on

00:18:22
um and then i remember after i

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complete the squishy boom boom

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sauce i remember oh yeah she

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said the fish hasn't

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thawed so i go into the

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the cooler or the freezer to

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pull it out and that's when i

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hear

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my

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calm

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and i go oh yeah so i pull it

00:18:43
out and go hello

00:18:43
oh

00:18:44
hello

00:18:45
who is this

00:18:47
who is this

00:18:48
who is this

00:18:49
who is this saying who is

00:18:51
this

00:18:51
who's this saying who is

00:18:52
this who's saying who is

00:18:54
this

00:18:54
it's juggles

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oh juggles

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it's squish

00:19:00
wait are you in a bad dream

00:19:01
too

00:19:02
i don't know if it's a dream

00:19:04
i think so but i'm getting

00:19:05
yelled at i'm back at the

00:19:07
plum

00:19:07
oh i thought you were fired

00:19:09
that's what i thought and then

00:19:12
she just yelled at me to get

00:19:13
back to work

00:19:13
ah classic classic red what's

00:19:16
her name i forgot

00:19:16
olga

00:19:17
roselle

00:19:18
roselle

00:19:19
yeah

00:19:20
i've been calling her

00:19:20
crandall

00:19:21
where are you

00:19:23
uh well i guess my dream is

00:19:26
hanging out with my uncle

00:19:27
uh and i just threw a cart

00:19:30
into a big hole which i thought

00:19:31
was really

00:19:32
it's not a moist dream is it

00:19:34
it

00:19:34
it's surprisingly

00:19:36
moist in here

00:19:38
uh

00:19:39
yeah

00:19:40
is it moist over there

00:19:41
it's a kitchen yeah

00:19:43
okay

00:19:44
um

00:19:45
are there any weapons

00:19:46
i mean it's a kitchen so

00:19:48
yeah

00:19:49
okay

00:19:50
good

00:19:50
plenty of knives

00:19:51
plenty of flammable things

00:19:53
i made squishy boom boom

00:19:54
sauce so i got that

00:19:55
right but we're not sure that

00:19:57
it's real yet

00:19:58
uh what

00:19:59
is the word on the

00:20:00
captain

00:20:01
i haven't heard

00:20:02
anything

00:20:03
we probably should have made

00:20:04
another one of these

00:20:05
we didn't

00:20:06
there was time was of the essence

00:20:08
we were being eaten by a fish

00:20:09
not when we made these

00:20:12
you're right

00:20:14
uh

00:20:14
okay

00:20:15
well

00:20:16
i'm not sure where you are in time

00:20:18
or space

00:20:19
but it's good to know you're still

00:20:20
alive

00:20:20
yeah have you seen dd

00:20:22
what the monkey

00:20:24
the ape

00:20:25
yes

00:20:25
no but i have a pack of his

00:20:27
cigarettes he's gonna be

00:20:28
fucking pissed

00:20:29
she will be very mad

00:20:31
she will go looking for those

00:20:32
i want a

00:20:33
what you want me to send a dd trap

00:20:36
yeah

00:20:37
light the cigarette

00:20:40
and see if the tobacco

00:20:41
brings dd

00:20:42
send her back and forth

00:20:44
with a

00:20:45
intricate system of

00:20:46
yeah it's like the mailbox

00:20:47
or the lake house

00:20:49
what is that movie

00:20:50
the one

00:20:52
the lake house i think

00:20:53
the one where the guy dies

00:20:55
oh it's one where

00:20:56
it's the one where they put uh

00:20:58
it's a

00:20:59
mailbox is a time machine

00:21:02
whoa

00:21:03
that sounds like a spoiler

00:21:04
i mean it's the premise

00:21:07
of the movie

00:21:08
i'm pretty sure it's revealed

00:21:09
relatively early

00:21:10
although

00:21:11
isn't every post

00:21:12
or you know

00:21:13
mailbox a time machine

00:21:14
if you really think about it

00:21:15
yeah

00:21:16
with time traveling

00:21:18
and a one-to-one ratio

00:21:19
right

00:21:20
yes

00:21:20
and always forwards

00:21:22
yes

00:21:22
i'm assuming you guys

00:21:24
are still in character

00:21:24
for this

00:21:25
like you guys are just having

00:21:29
this long chat in your dreams

00:21:31
like

00:21:31
it's like you guys ran into

00:21:33
each other in your dreams

00:21:34
that's weird

00:21:36
all right

00:21:36
all right

00:21:37
gotta go

00:21:37
gotta save my uncle

00:21:38
but stay on this channel

00:21:41
your uncle's there

00:21:42
yeah

00:21:43
uncle's clock

00:21:44
you remember him

00:21:45
not in a very pleasant way

00:21:48
but yeah

00:21:48
make sure you get his money

00:21:51
that's not a very nice thing

00:21:53
to say about a handicapped man

00:21:54
you're not having moist dreams

00:21:58
about him

00:21:58
listen

00:21:59
my dreams aren't moist

00:22:01
the cave is moist

00:22:02
you're the one

00:22:02
that went to a conjugal visit

00:22:05
for him

00:22:06
it was platonic

00:22:08
we've been over this

00:22:11
that's just a visitation

00:22:13
you specifically requested conjugal

00:22:16
so i could touch him

00:22:18
and then i hang up

00:22:19
what the fuck

00:22:22
does that even mean

00:22:24
and i grab the fish to go thaw it

00:22:27
all right

00:22:27
uh

00:22:30
after your conversation

00:22:32
captain you are obviously oblivious

00:22:34
to all of this

00:22:35
you're just been scooby-doing it

00:22:36
through the cave

00:22:37
uh

00:22:37
you get

00:22:38
to uh

00:22:39
you run through

00:22:40
the

00:22:40
the path that you are

00:22:42
and you realize

00:22:42
when you stop

00:22:43
you're in the exact

00:22:45
exact position

00:22:46
as you were before

00:22:47
you ran forward

00:22:48
and you ran through

00:22:49
a cave hallway

00:22:50
and you landed back

00:22:52
in the same spot

00:22:53
and neelix

00:22:54
you hear neelix's voice

00:22:55
is there

00:22:56
and there's the reflection

00:22:56
still staring at you

00:22:58
in this pool of water

00:22:59
kind of mean mugging you

00:23:01
uh

00:23:01
and he goes

00:23:02
uh

00:23:02
back again so soon sir

00:23:04
uh

00:23:05
neelix

00:23:05
not the reflection

00:23:06
i kick my reflection

00:23:08
and say

00:23:08
stop judging me

00:23:09
and uh

00:23:11
and i'm like

00:23:13
the reflection

00:23:13
does this

00:23:14
like it's funny

00:23:16
in my mind

00:23:17
out of character guys

00:23:18
i

00:23:18
you guys realize

00:23:20
it's a dream

00:23:21
a captain is too drunk

00:23:22
to raise

00:23:22
it's not a dream

00:23:23
oh i don't think

00:23:25
mine is a dream

00:23:25
oh no

00:23:26
oh okay

00:23:28
i've only started

00:23:29
to catch on

00:23:30
because uh

00:23:30
squish was so

00:23:31
adamant that his

00:23:32
was a dream

00:23:33
and i'm starting

00:23:34
to question my existence

00:23:35
but yeah you're not

00:23:36
even at the

00:23:36
questioning stage yet

00:23:37
no i'm kicking

00:23:38
the reflections of

00:23:39
myself

00:23:40
when you kick

00:23:43
the reflection of

00:23:44
yourself

00:23:44
he does one of

00:23:45
these and then

00:23:45
he kind of like

00:23:46
you know

00:23:48
like it but

00:23:49
in the way

00:23:49
that you would

00:23:50
so he's kind

00:23:51
of drunk

00:23:51
and he's like

00:23:51
you know

00:23:53
you want to fight

00:23:54
you want to go

00:23:55
excellent impression

00:23:57
i throw a bottle

00:23:59
of whiskey

00:23:59
into the water

00:24:00
and start walking

00:24:01
away into the

00:24:01
back into the

00:24:02
tunnel

00:24:02
uh which direction

00:24:04
uh this time

00:24:06
left

00:24:06
all right

00:24:08
so you take

00:24:08
a left

00:24:09
uh when you

00:24:10
throw your bottle

00:24:11
of whiskey

00:24:11
into the reflection

00:24:12
uh into the

00:24:13
pool uh the

00:24:14
reflection like

00:24:15
catches it on

00:24:16
the other side

00:24:17
he opens it up

00:24:18
and starts drinking

00:24:19
that kind of

00:24:21
reflection

00:24:22
so you head

00:24:24
off to the

00:24:25
left uh

00:24:26
chuck uh

00:24:27
yeah chuckles

00:24:27
we'll go back

00:24:28
to chuckles

00:24:28
what are you

00:24:29
up to

00:24:30
uncle i've

00:24:32
found a rope

00:24:33
oh that's

00:24:36
excellent

00:24:36
uh charles

00:24:38
zander excellent

00:24:38
uh well i guess

00:24:40
toss it

00:24:41
well i mean i'm

00:24:43
gonna hold on to

00:24:43
one end i will

00:24:44
toss you the

00:24:44
other

00:24:45
all right i

00:24:48
see what i mean

00:24:49
then i'll pull

00:24:52
you over here

00:24:53
and

00:24:54
are you

00:24:55
i'm

00:24:57
i'm not a very

00:24:59
heavy gentleman

00:25:00
i'm quite frail

00:25:01
but are you sure

00:25:02
you can hold

00:25:03
me no i'm

00:25:04
not but i

00:25:05
guess otherwise

00:25:05
you're gonna be

00:25:06
crushed so you're

00:25:07
either gonna be

00:25:07
crushed you're

00:25:08
gonna fall in that

00:25:09
pit or i'll save

00:25:10
you and he like

00:25:12
looks around him

00:25:13
and like his

00:25:14
space is getting

00:25:15
smaller and

00:25:15
smaller and he's

00:25:18
like i i suppose

00:25:19
so is there is

00:25:20
there nothing you

00:25:21
could tie the

00:25:21
rope off to

00:25:22
oh wow you're

00:25:24
the idea man here

00:25:25
uh yes wait no i

00:25:28
threw it in the car

00:25:29
in the cavern

00:25:30
also maybe the

00:25:32
cart wouldn't

00:25:32
have been the

00:25:32
best thing to

00:25:33
tie it to

00:25:33
is there still

00:25:34
cart rails

00:25:36
perhaps a

00:25:37
track of

00:25:38
iron

00:25:39
yeah there's a

00:25:41
small track of

00:25:42
iron

00:25:42
all right i

00:25:44
will do oh

00:25:45
can i do a

00:25:46
flashback

00:25:47
yes my

00:25:49
flashback

00:25:50
includes more

00:25:51
uh bonding

00:25:52
with the

00:25:53
captain

00:25:53
who uh he

00:25:57
saw me you

00:25:58
know what was

00:25:59
i doing i don't

00:26:01
know fumbling

00:26:01
around with uh

00:26:03
ah my shoes i

00:26:05
never really learned

00:26:06
how to tie my

00:26:06
shoes so i was

00:26:07
fumbling around

00:26:08
with my shoes and

00:26:09
the captain he saw

00:26:10
me he's like you

00:26:11
don't know how to

00:26:12
tie your shoes

00:26:13
lad and i was

00:26:14
you don't know how

00:26:15
to tie your shoes

00:26:15
lad and i was

00:26:18
let me i know

00:26:19
but could you still

00:26:21
show me of

00:26:23
course of

00:26:23
course over

00:26:25
under and

00:26:26
through that's

00:26:27
how charles

00:26:27
zander ties his

00:26:28
shoe and i do a

00:26:30
little little

00:26:31
bow knot do you

00:26:33
do a rhyme for

00:26:34
everyone you teach

00:26:35
to tie their

00:26:36
shoes that's the

00:26:38
one that that my

00:26:39
captain taught me

00:26:40
when i was young

00:26:41
uh i he also

00:26:43
he also is he

00:26:46
then goes on a

00:26:47
long long rant

00:26:48
about all the

00:26:49
different knots he

00:26:50
knows how to tie

00:26:50
oh yeah sailor's

00:26:53
knots uh fincher's

00:26:55
knots uh you know

00:26:56
there's a the uh

00:26:57
what's the one that

00:26:58
sir nick denardo

00:27:00
told me uh the

00:27:01
uh polymer knot he

00:27:02
loves that knot

00:27:03
uh yeah there's so

00:27:06
many knots a lot of

00:27:07
them i probably just

00:27:08
made up

00:27:09
interesting and oh

00:27:11
yes so i use one of

00:27:13
these polymer knots to

00:27:14
tie the uh the rope

00:27:16
uh because he it's

00:27:18
sounded like the

00:27:19
strongest and i

00:27:20
assume he taught me

00:27:21
how to do the

00:27:21
polymer knot and he

00:27:22
didn't forget

00:27:23
no i didn't forget

00:27:26
so it's a strongest

00:27:28
knot i tied to the

00:27:30
rail uh to anchor

00:27:32
it and don't ever

00:27:34
forget the last thing

00:27:35
i told you is like

00:27:36
that's the polymer

00:27:37
knot don't ever

00:27:38
forget it lest you

00:27:39
not

00:27:39
and as i'm tying it

00:27:43
i'm repeating myself

00:27:44
lest you not lest you

00:27:45
not lest you not

00:27:46
and uh all right

00:27:50
then i i'd like to

00:27:52
toss the rope to my

00:27:54
dear friend and uncle

00:27:55
uncle

00:27:57
uncle skylock

00:28:01
uncle sky skylock

00:28:03
uh for for a moment

00:28:08
it did the rope

00:28:09
doesn't quite make it

00:28:11
you know you can tell

00:28:12
it's maybe like losing

00:28:13
some height but he

00:28:14
like reaches out and

00:28:15
with his abnormally

00:28:16
very long because he's

00:28:17
a very lanky dude he

00:28:18
catches it kind of

00:28:20
teeters for a second

00:28:21
and then leans back

00:28:23
and he um he holds on

00:28:28
to this rope and he's

00:28:29
like what now

00:28:32
do i just hold on to

00:28:35
it or do do i tie it

00:28:37
around myself or

00:28:38
hmm yes wait let me

00:28:43
teach you the knot and

00:28:45
the student shall become

00:28:46
the master

00:28:47
wow tie it around

00:28:49
yourself

00:28:49
and i impart on him the

00:28:53
wisdom of the polymer

00:28:55
knot lest you not

00:28:56
yes oh and you hear

00:28:59
skylock over under

00:29:01
through a loop and

00:29:03
that what was the

00:29:04
what was the rhyme

00:29:05
over under and

00:29:06
through that's how

00:29:08
that's how

00:29:09
that's how skylock

00:29:10
ties his shoes

00:29:11
yeah yes and i

00:29:13
personalize that song

00:29:14
every single time i

00:29:15
teach it

00:29:15
he uh he tightens it

00:29:18
and he's like well

00:29:19
you i remember as a

00:29:21
lad you were never

00:29:21
very good at tying your

00:29:23
shoes but uh all

00:29:25
right and

00:29:26
ties it

00:29:27
pretty tight

00:29:28
you're always

00:29:28
bringing up

00:29:29
embarrassing stories

00:29:30
you weren't good at

00:29:31
tying your shoes now

00:29:32
take my fortune to go

00:29:33
to college

00:29:33
and you never had to

00:29:34
making some rc

00:29:35
athlete

00:29:36
all right now

00:29:39
hmm i will pull you up

00:29:43
here

00:29:43
yes this should work

00:29:46
and not

00:29:46
crack you in half

00:29:48
probably

00:29:50
all right

00:29:51
here it goes

00:29:54
on three

00:29:55
uh squish

00:29:56
uh squish uh over in

00:29:58
the kitchen

00:29:58
i'm gonna do a

00:30:00
flashback as well

00:30:01
all right

00:30:02
i'm not teaching you

00:30:03
how to tie your shoe

00:30:04
to squish

00:30:05
no no this is

00:30:06
this is just squish

00:30:07
um on the island

00:30:10
flashback with

00:30:11
yourself

00:30:11
yeah

00:30:12
can't you include

00:30:13
any of us

00:30:14
no please

00:30:15
it's a very very

00:30:16
small flashback that

00:30:18
would have been over

00:30:18
by now if you shut

00:30:19
up

00:30:20
all right i shut

00:30:20
up

00:30:21
thanks

00:30:23
um back on the

00:30:26
the island uh

00:30:28
before juckles went

00:30:29
away with his new

00:30:30
family

00:30:30
he threw down his

00:30:32
top hat

00:30:33
oh no

00:30:34
you yes you did

00:30:36
i thought you

00:30:37
knocked it off of

00:30:38
my head

00:30:38
no you threw

00:30:40
it down

00:30:41
oh i don't

00:30:43
remember that

00:30:43
yeah continue

00:30:44
clearly you didn't

00:30:45
listen back

00:30:46
i did

00:30:47
i thought you

00:30:47
were gonna shut

00:30:47
up

00:30:48
oh yeah i shut

00:30:49
up

00:30:49
okay anyway the

00:30:50
hat fell on the

00:30:51
ground

00:30:51
and uh after

00:30:54
after captain got

00:30:57
taken and i ran

00:30:58
away when i ran

00:30:58
back to go to the

00:30:59
docks i saw it

00:31:00
and i picked it up

00:31:01
and i kept it with

00:31:02
me ever since

00:31:03
so that's the

00:31:07
end of the

00:31:07
flashback really

00:31:08
but when i'm about

00:31:10
to walk out of the

00:31:11
freezer with the

00:31:12
fish i take my

00:31:13
chef hat off

00:31:14
throw it on the

00:31:16
ground i put the

00:31:17
top hat on

00:31:17
and then i go to

00:31:20
the expo station

00:31:20
and i start leading

00:31:21
people on how to

00:31:23
get through the

00:31:24
rush

00:31:24
um as you're

00:31:28
leading people uh

00:31:29
chef rosewell kind

00:31:30
of barges back in

00:31:31
and and she looks

00:31:32
at

00:31:32
uh what you're

00:31:34
doing and she's

00:31:34
like i didn't tell

00:31:35
you to defrost the

00:31:36
fish the steak

00:31:37
needs to come out

00:31:37
the steak is what

00:31:38
we're serving

00:31:39
tonight what are

00:31:39
you doing and

00:31:40
you have all these

00:31:41
people just just

00:31:42
what are they're

00:31:43
not at their

00:31:43
stations come on

00:31:45
man we got to

00:31:46
get together we

00:31:46
got to work on

00:31:47
this no you get

00:31:48
back out there and

00:31:49
entertain the people

00:31:50
it's your restaurant

00:31:50
you have to be the

00:31:51
face of it let me

00:31:52
control back here

00:31:53
but this is your

00:31:56
food that's going

00:31:57
out what am i

00:31:58
gonna say oh

00:31:58
chef roselle made

00:32:00
by squish no you

00:32:02
take credit for

00:32:03
it why won't

00:32:05
you because it's

00:32:07
your restaurant it's

00:32:08
your name on it not

00:32:09
mine she kind of

00:32:12
rushes out again um

00:32:14
and the uh the

00:32:15
rest of the um

00:32:16
staff are still

00:32:18
listening to you but

00:32:19
they're also kind of

00:32:19
watching the door to

00:32:20
see if chef roselle

00:32:21
comes back through

00:32:23
and i yell at them

00:32:24
and don't worry about

00:32:25
her just listen to

00:32:26
me and we'll get

00:32:27
through this and

00:32:28
holy water on me

00:32:30
tonight yeah you

00:32:32
know the whole

00:32:33
staff staff cheers

00:32:34
and uh they're kind

00:32:36
of in better spirits

00:32:37
um captain uh you

00:32:40
run back into that

00:32:41
same area you've

00:32:42
been to before so

00:32:43
now you've gone

00:32:44
forward you've gone

00:32:45
left uh and it's

00:32:46
the same location

00:32:47
uh and this time in

00:32:48
the reflection there

00:32:49
are two of your

00:32:50
reflection and they

00:32:51
like look at you as

00:32:52
you walk in and they

00:32:54
start to laugh and

00:32:55
point like clearly

00:32:56
they've been making

00:32:57
fun of you and you

00:32:58
just walked in at the

00:32:59
right moment uh and

00:33:01
you hear hear neelix

00:33:02
say um is there

00:33:04
anything bothering

00:33:04
you sir yes this

00:33:08
pool of water is

00:33:09
mocking me and i

00:33:12
like keep i like i

00:33:14
take my frock coat

00:33:15
off and i throw it

00:33:16
that at the water

00:33:17
you know and whiskey

00:33:21
bottles just pop out

00:33:22
yeah and then i and

00:33:23
then i start running

00:33:24
towards the uh the

00:33:25
left the left

00:33:27
tunnel

00:33:27
the left yeah oh

00:33:32
which one did i go

00:33:32
last time what's the

00:33:33
last tunnel i'm going

00:33:34
down i mean you went

00:33:36
left and straight i'm

00:33:38
going right and you're

00:33:41
just gonna keep running

00:33:41
i'm just gonna keep

00:33:43
running i uh i don't

00:33:44
know this this uh

00:33:46
haunted pool is freaking

00:33:47
me out and uh i don't

00:33:49
like that they're mocking

00:33:50
me and uh yeah i'm uh

00:33:52
i'm a man damn it and i

00:33:54
will not be mocked by

00:33:55
uh by a puddle of

00:33:58
water are you telling

00:34:01
me that are you telling

00:34:02
the puddle that is that

00:34:03
in character out of

00:34:04
character that's like an

00:34:06
interior monologue okay

00:34:08
so you head to the right

00:34:11
uh chuckles as uh as

00:34:15
you watch kind of somewhat

00:34:17
in horror uh skylock makes

00:34:19
skylock sky skylock makes

00:34:22
this sort of like pathetic

00:34:23
leap into the air and he

00:34:25
just barely barely gets

00:34:27
about halfway into the pit

00:34:29
and he just drops uh and

00:34:31
you hear him kind of hit the

00:34:34
side uh and and scramble and

00:34:36
you look over the edge and

00:34:38
there's skylock just kind of

00:34:39
dangling off the side of the

00:34:41
cliff with this rope skylock

00:34:43
can you move your feet and you

00:34:47
see his legs kind of just

00:34:48
splay on either side of him

00:34:50
yes

00:34:50
can you move your fingers

00:34:52
all right great you are have

00:34:56
not been snapped in half now

00:34:58
let's pull your bony ass up

00:35:00
here

00:35:00
and uh and you see him he

00:35:04
grabs his arms but he's like

00:35:06
he has he's a skeleton

00:35:07
essentially he has no upper arm

00:35:09
strength

00:35:09
do i have upper arm strength

00:35:11
do you i'm trying i'm pulling

00:35:16
i'm pulling like hell

00:35:18
okay uh do you want to finesse

00:35:23
this pull

00:35:24
uh let's see there's no like

00:35:28
see

00:35:29
there's no like there's nothing

00:35:31
like a strong like strength so i

00:35:33
guess finesse maybe

00:35:34
although i'm probably better at

00:35:37
wreck

00:35:37
but i don't really want to

00:35:39
jerk him up

00:35:40
partial uh you're able to grab

00:35:49
the rope and you start pulling

00:35:51
uh skylock up but neither one of

00:35:54
you is particularly strong um and

00:35:57
uh so it's slow going and it's

00:36:01
very difficult um and you're

00:36:03
pulling and as you're pulling

00:36:05
you know skylock's face is

00:36:07
getting closer and closer to you

00:36:09
into this pit

00:36:09
um but then uh as you're noticing

00:36:12
this rope is is starting to fray

00:36:14
oh that's not good

00:36:15
and it's getting thinner

00:36:16
and thinner

00:36:17
uh squish

00:36:19
you have got the troops rallied around

00:36:21
you

00:36:22
yes

00:36:24
i do

00:36:27
imagine you just opening up your

00:36:31
eyes like

00:36:31
man there's a bunch of people

00:36:33
waiting for a speech

00:36:34
it's just like oh shit where am i

00:36:37
no um

00:36:38
far ahead

00:36:38
i never thought i'd get this far

00:36:41
but yeah so i start yelling at the

00:36:44
saute station you know fire this

00:36:46
fire that

00:36:46
and then i look at the grill station

00:36:49
go hey i need this steak for table

00:36:50
14

00:36:51
now it's it's medium rare with a

00:36:54
uh

00:36:54
bernese sauce and

00:36:56
and roasted potatoes

00:36:57
with uh steamed asparagus

00:37:00
and i start yelling at different stations

00:37:02
to get them under control to get these

00:37:04
tickets out in time

00:37:05
to make chef roselle

00:37:07
look good

00:37:08
uh are you kind of like

00:37:11
trying to command them to

00:37:12
to do this like

00:37:13
you're giving them orders

00:37:14
are you like

00:37:15
yeah

00:37:15
how

00:37:15
yeah

00:37:17
i would say it's more of a hunt

00:37:19
how well you do

00:37:19
it is more of a hunt

00:37:21
no uh

00:37:23
it is definitely

00:37:23
i don't have any command though

00:37:26
so this is not gonna go well

00:37:27
no it could go well

00:37:29
it didn't get any worse

00:37:32
it didn't

00:37:33
um you know they're really trying to do what you say

00:37:37
but you realize this is like a very nervous and very anxious crowd

00:37:41
so they're making mistakes

00:37:43
they're spilling the sauce

00:37:44
they're burning the meat

00:37:45
um you know they're trying their best to right this ship

00:37:48
but uh things are quickly going up in smoke

00:37:51
and roselle slams the door open again

00:37:53
and she comes in and she looks at this and she's like

00:37:55
you know you say it's my restaurant

00:37:58
and it's my responsibility here

00:38:00
and all yeah all i see around here is just failure

00:38:03
i don't see anything

00:38:04
i don't see any progress here

00:38:06
uh what are you doing

00:38:08
you're supposed to be my head chef

00:38:09
and and and and look at this

00:38:11
and she picks up some sauce

00:38:12
and she shows you it's all kind of brown and crispy

00:38:14
and stuck to the pan

00:38:15
she goes what do you what do you make of this

00:38:17
and she throws it back down

00:38:18
onto the onto the oven

00:38:20
okay well then i pick up

00:38:22
the chef hat i threw on the ground

00:38:24
shove it into her face

00:38:26
and say i quit

00:38:27
and then i walk out the back door

00:38:28
okay

00:38:31
uh when you walk out the back door

00:38:36
uh it kind of snaps

00:38:38
and you're back in the cave

00:38:39
okay

00:38:41
dd

00:38:44
uh

00:38:46
dd

00:38:47
uh captain

00:38:50
you run back

00:38:52
this is the third time you've looped around

00:38:54
there are three men in the pool

00:38:56
and they're just watching you

00:38:58
and they're just like

00:38:59
i reach down into the pool

00:39:03
and pull back out my frock coat

00:39:04
and go

00:39:06
i

00:39:07
i know who i am

00:39:09
i know who i am

00:39:10
i could

00:39:12
i want to be the man in the frock coat

00:39:15
i don't

00:39:16
maybe i don't have to be

00:39:20
adric fitzclyde

00:39:21
i could be just

00:39:22
i could just be like

00:39:23
i could just be the captain

00:39:25
and that you know

00:39:29
and i'm looking at my frock

00:39:30
and i'm looking at

00:39:31
what are the three guys doing

00:39:32
when i say this

00:39:33
because i'm kind of like losing

00:39:35
are they wearing frocks

00:39:36
they are wearing frock coats

00:39:38
what color

00:39:39
um but after you make

00:39:40
they are red

00:39:41
uh they're just

00:39:42
they look like him

00:39:43
they look exactly like

00:39:45
what he's wearing

00:39:45
um but uh

00:39:47
when you make your speech

00:39:49
and you look down

00:39:50
there's nothing

00:39:50
in the puddle of water

00:39:51
except your whiskey bottle

00:39:53
that you tossed in earlier

00:39:55
i grabbed that

00:39:56
yoink

00:39:57
i

00:39:59
am

00:40:00
i'm the captain

00:40:02
and i stand up

00:40:05
and i uh

00:40:06
i go walk towards

00:40:08
the middle way again

00:40:09
all right

00:40:11
uh chuckles

00:40:13
uh you're holding on

00:40:14
to this rope

00:40:15
that is slowly fraying

00:40:16
and you see skylock there

00:40:18
uh and he uh

00:40:20
he's like

00:40:21
you're not gonna let me fall

00:40:22
right

00:40:22
no absolutely not

00:40:24
i couldn't live without you

00:40:25
are you saying that

00:40:28
or are you just saying that

00:40:29
to make me feel better

00:40:30
i'm not sure that

00:40:33
such serious language

00:40:34
would make you feel better

00:40:35
i feel like it might

00:40:36
make you feel more scared

00:40:38
and i regret saying it

00:40:39
and now it's really awkward

00:40:41
it's okay

00:40:44
i mean

00:40:44
it's it's fine

00:40:46
just you know

00:40:47
pull

00:40:48
i'm pulling

00:40:49
i'm a pulling

00:40:50
and i'm

00:40:51
really

00:40:52
really

00:40:52
pulling

00:40:54
on my uncle

00:40:55
pulling his rope

00:40:59
phrasing

00:40:59
we're not doing

00:41:01
we're not doing

00:41:01
that anymore

00:41:02
um

00:41:02
the harder

00:41:04
the harder

00:41:05
you pull

00:41:05
on this rope

00:41:06
though

00:41:07
the more

00:41:07
it starts fraying

00:41:09
and fraying

00:41:10
and kind of getting

00:41:11
looser

00:41:12
and looser

00:41:13
and uh

00:41:14
skylak looks up at you

00:41:15
and he's like

00:41:16
you know

00:41:17
i really

00:41:18
enjoyed all the time

00:41:19
we had together

00:41:20
no you're not dying

00:41:21
we're not doing this

00:41:22
and

00:41:23
is he close enough

00:41:24
where i can

00:41:24
like lean over

00:41:25
and grab him

00:41:26
like his arm

00:41:27
yeah i think so

00:41:29
all right so

00:41:30
i'm gonna drop to my

00:41:31
you know like on my chest

00:41:33
and reach down

00:41:34
and try and

00:41:35
grab his arm

00:41:36
you know for the last

00:41:37
couple feet

00:41:38
and pull him up

00:41:38
uh

00:41:42
are you just kind of like

00:41:43
just pulling him

00:41:45
and jerking

00:41:45
no more

00:41:46
no more finesse

00:41:47
well

00:41:48
i mean i'm really just

00:41:49
trying to grab anything

00:41:50
because i'm

00:41:51
not sure how far down he is

00:41:53
and

00:41:53
he's starting

00:41:54
to give up

00:41:54
and i feel like maybe

00:41:56
he's losing strength

00:41:57
and i

00:41:58
just

00:41:59
need to pull him up

00:42:00
is he still holding

00:42:01
onto the candle

00:42:02
or is it just

00:42:06
pitch dark

00:42:07
in here

00:42:07
i think he left

00:42:09
the candle

00:42:10
on the other side

00:42:11
right

00:42:11
strategically

00:42:13
so he could still see

00:42:14
right

00:42:16
of course

00:42:16
retcon

00:42:17
yeah

00:42:18
flashback

00:42:19
flashback

00:42:21
he left

00:42:22
the candle

00:42:23
left the candle

00:42:23
smart

00:42:25
he should go to college

00:42:27
uh

00:42:30
you

00:42:30
you grab onto

00:42:31
your uncle

00:42:32
you're able to make

00:42:33
contact with him

00:42:34
and you pull

00:42:35
and you kind of

00:42:36
pull him up

00:42:37
kind of

00:42:37
it's very awkward

00:42:38
though

00:42:39
because you're just

00:42:39
basically just like

00:42:40
pulling him

00:42:41
and standing up

00:42:42
yeah

00:42:43
you know

00:42:43
it's

00:42:44
it's

00:42:45
it's very

00:42:46
it is very awkward

00:42:48
and uh

00:42:49
once uh

00:42:50
once skylock

00:42:51
gets on the other

00:42:52
side

00:42:53
uh

00:42:53
he puts a hand

00:42:54
on your shoulder

00:42:55
and uh

00:42:57
he goes

00:42:57
i always knew

00:42:59
thought you were

00:42:59
a good nephew

00:43:00
despite what

00:43:00
everyone else said

00:43:01
what's that

00:43:02
supposed to mean

00:43:03
not sure

00:43:05
this definitely

00:43:06
wasn't a dream

00:43:07
though

00:43:07
and the candle

00:43:08
snuffs out

00:43:10
and you blink

00:43:13
and you're back

00:43:14
in the cave path

00:43:15
uncle

00:43:17
uncle

00:43:19
where

00:43:21
are you

00:43:22
answer me

00:43:25
no answer

00:43:29
there's

00:43:29
there's uh

00:43:30
no answer

00:43:31
in the cave

00:43:32
wow

00:43:34
it's a

00:43:34
just a

00:43:36
big waste

00:43:37
do i even

00:43:40
have an uncle

00:43:40
i

00:43:42
i pull up

00:43:44
uh

00:43:44
my walkie talkie

00:43:46
squish

00:43:47
hello

00:43:48
come in

00:43:49
squish

00:43:50
who is this

00:43:53
this is

00:43:55
juckles

00:43:55
juckles

00:43:57
it's squish

00:43:58
over

00:43:58
i squish

00:43:59
over

00:43:59
uh

00:44:00
please give me

00:44:03
you can't say

00:44:04
over then keep

00:44:04
talking

00:44:05
over

00:44:06
i'm i'm new

00:44:08
to this

00:44:09
over

00:44:09
you're not

00:44:11
how is it going

00:44:12
over there

00:44:12
um

00:44:14
i quit

00:44:15
the restaurant

00:44:15
after i thought

00:44:16
i got fired

00:44:17
you got fired

00:44:19
you were glad

00:44:20
you weren't fired

00:44:20
you worked

00:44:22
and then quit

00:44:22
yes

00:44:23
now i'm back

00:44:25
in this moist

00:44:26
cave

00:44:26
you loved

00:44:27
that place

00:44:28
yeah

00:44:29
you said you

00:44:30
wanted to buy

00:44:31
it someday

00:44:31
yeah

00:44:33
well i own

00:44:34
another one

00:44:35
fine

00:44:35
yeah a much

00:44:36
much shittier

00:44:37
one

00:44:38
that i will

00:44:39
make better

00:44:39
not the point

00:44:40
how's it going

00:44:41
with you

00:44:41
a much uglier

00:44:41
person

00:44:42
how is it going

00:44:43
with you

00:44:44
uh it turned out

00:44:45
my uncle was just

00:44:46
a dream even though

00:44:47
he did tell me he

00:44:47
wasn't a dream

00:44:48
but i think he was

00:44:49
a dream

00:44:50
but you loved

00:44:51
your uncle

00:44:51
yeah but i'm not

00:44:53
sure if my uncle

00:44:53
is going to be able

00:44:54
to tie his shoes

00:44:55
now because i may

00:44:56
have just taught

00:44:57
a ghost him how

00:44:58
to tie his shoes

00:44:59
and not the real

00:45:00
uncle

00:45:00
and so i'm worried

00:45:02
about him

00:45:03
that he could be

00:45:03
somewhere right now

00:45:04
on his shoelaces

00:45:06
the guy's like

00:45:08
500 years old

00:45:09
i'm sure he knows

00:45:10
how to tie his shoes

00:45:12
that's a good question

00:45:13
i don't know how old

00:45:13
he is

00:45:14
doesn't matter

00:45:15
he looks decrepit

00:45:16
i'm sure he can

00:45:17
tie his shoes

00:45:17
or he can pay

00:45:18
someone to tie his

00:45:19
shoes

00:45:19
that all of a sudden

00:45:20
got really

00:45:21
really mean

00:45:22
and judgmental

00:45:23
that's the least

00:45:25
of your worries

00:45:25
all right fine

00:45:26
a long story

00:45:27
made short

00:45:28
i'm in a cave

00:45:30
is it moist

00:45:32
still moist

00:45:34
still moist

00:45:35
okay

00:45:36
all right

00:45:37
what happens

00:45:37
if you walk

00:45:38
forward

00:45:38
i didn't

00:45:40
try that

00:45:41
try that

00:45:43
as you say

00:45:43
that

00:45:43
as you guys

00:45:45
say that

00:45:45
both of you

00:45:46
walk forward

00:45:47
and you're still

00:45:49
kind of like

00:45:49
arguing on your

00:45:50
walkie-talkies

00:45:51
and you turn

00:45:52
as you exit

00:45:53
this particular

00:45:53
area and you

00:45:55
enter a new

00:45:55
cavern

00:45:55
you turn

00:45:56
and you're

00:45:57
two right

00:45:57
next to each

00:45:58
other

00:45:58
what

00:46:00
chuckles

00:46:00
swish

00:46:02
chuckles

00:46:03
swish

00:46:04
spill into

00:46:05
this

00:46:05
mic

00:46:06
swish

00:46:07
juggles

00:46:08
and then i turn

00:46:10
and i see you

00:46:11
and i say oh my god

00:46:11
you're right there

00:46:12
is that you

00:46:13
i give you a big hug

00:46:15
and i imagine i'm much

00:46:16
smaller than you

00:46:17
so i only come up like

00:46:18
halfway up your chest

00:46:19
and i hug you like

00:46:20
you know

00:46:21
a small person

00:46:25
i'm still kind of weary

00:46:26
but i go is that really

00:46:27
you

00:46:28
i don't know

00:46:29
i take off the hat

00:46:32
and i put it on his

00:46:32
head

00:46:33
it's my size

00:46:34
wait

00:46:35
it's my hat

00:46:36
it is your hat

00:46:37
is my lucky onion

00:46:38
still in there

00:46:39
i i left the lucky

00:46:41
onion in there

00:46:42
it's a spring onion

00:46:44
captain

00:46:44
captain uh

00:46:46
you uh

00:46:47
as you leave your

00:46:49
old

00:46:49
the old path

00:46:50
you also

00:46:51
walk into the same

00:46:52
cavern and you

00:46:52
see this embrace

00:46:53
who is that

00:46:59
who

00:47:00
what's going on here

00:47:01
oh no this is

00:47:03
definitely a dream

00:47:04
this hug's going on

00:47:06
a little long

00:47:06
before you get started

00:47:08
go hey juckles

00:47:09
yes

00:47:10
juckles

00:47:10
you want to fuck with him

00:47:12
he

00:47:12
oh we probably

00:47:14
no

00:47:14
he's really fragile

00:47:16
which is going to

00:47:17
make this hilarious

00:47:18
exactly

00:47:19
and gullible

00:47:20
yes

00:47:21
exactly

00:47:22
yes okay

00:47:23
all right

00:47:24
all right

00:47:25
all right

00:47:25
follow my lead

00:47:27
okay

00:47:27
all right

00:47:28
i turn to look at

00:47:31
captain and go

00:47:31
who

00:47:32
who are you

00:47:33
it's me

00:47:35
the captain

00:47:36
the

00:47:37
captain of what

00:47:39
of the kahuna wave

00:47:41
of

00:47:42
of course

00:47:43
and who

00:47:44
who are you

00:47:46
i'm pointing at

00:47:47
how did you know

00:47:50
my

00:47:50
that's not my name

00:47:52
what's going on

00:47:56
and

00:47:57
have you guys

00:47:57
and who

00:47:58
have you been

00:47:58
bewitched

00:47:59
am i drunk again

00:48:01
is that person red

00:48:02
is this cave haunted

00:48:04
no

00:48:04
i

00:48:05
i have

00:48:07
i have no idea

00:48:08
who you two are

00:48:09
i live in this case

00:48:10
both haunted

00:48:11
and very moist

00:48:12
and i

00:48:13
i point at the

00:48:15
the lion

00:48:16
on captain schiller

00:48:17
and go

00:48:17
he looks familiar

00:48:19
it's

00:48:21
it's our

00:48:21
old buddy

00:48:22
paul

00:48:22
squish

00:48:23
it's me

00:48:24
the captain

00:48:25
i don't know

00:48:26
who you're calling

00:48:27
squish

00:48:28
who are you

00:48:30
what's going on

00:48:31
who am i

00:48:32
i think i'm the

00:48:33
captain

00:48:33
no i'm the

00:48:34
captain

00:48:34
i'm the captain

00:48:35
are you sure

00:48:36
i'm a captain

00:48:39
i think i'm a

00:48:44
captain

00:48:44
neelix pops up

00:48:46
and he's like

00:48:47
i think they're

00:48:48
sir oh

00:48:53
sorry hold on

00:48:54
having slight

00:48:55
problems here

00:48:56
with the tree

00:48:58
neelix pops up

00:49:05
and he's

00:49:05
he's you know

00:49:06
a little flat

00:49:08
face and he's

00:49:08
like i think

00:49:09
they're messing

00:49:09
with you sir

00:49:10
are you lads

00:49:12
messing with me

00:49:13
yeah

00:49:15
yes

00:49:16
oh

00:49:17
jungles and

00:49:18
squish

00:49:18
and i want to

00:49:19
give them both

00:49:19
a big hug

00:49:20
and pull them

00:49:21
back together

00:49:21
lads lads

00:49:23
lads

00:49:24
i want to say

00:49:25
something

00:49:25
i may not

00:49:27
know what i'm

00:49:28
doing most of

00:49:29
the time

00:49:29
but i want you

00:49:31
to know

00:49:31
i'm trying to

00:49:33
be the best

00:49:33
damn captain

00:49:35
i can possibly

00:49:36
be

00:49:36
i will do my

00:49:38
best

00:49:39
and i'm

00:49:40
sorry

00:49:40
it's

00:49:42
things are a

00:49:43
bit new for

00:49:44
me

00:49:44
and you know

00:49:45
someone's gotten

00:49:46
into the gin

00:49:47
no i'm just

00:49:49
emotional

00:49:49
i had a fight

00:49:51
with a pool

00:49:51
you know

00:49:51
that old chestnut

00:49:53
but it made me

00:49:54
realize that

00:49:55
you know

00:49:55
i

00:49:56
i might be

00:49:58
living up to

00:49:58
this

00:49:58
this

00:49:59
this

00:49:59
this title

00:50:00
of mine

00:50:01
the ghost

00:50:01
pirate

00:50:01
the adrix

00:50:02
i might be

00:50:03
better just

00:50:03
just try to be

00:50:04
my own captain

00:50:05
instead of this

00:50:06
legend

00:50:07
as it were

00:50:09
you know

00:50:09
so i'm gonna

00:50:10
try to lead us

00:50:11
we're gonna get

00:50:11
to my ship

00:50:12
and i'm

00:50:13
we're gonna have

00:50:14
so many adventures

00:50:15
and squish

00:50:16
you can open up

00:50:17
a restaurant

00:50:17
we'll have a

00:50:18
franchise going on

00:50:19
and chuckles

00:50:20
we can build us

00:50:21
we'll build

00:50:21
whatever you want

00:50:22
you can have

00:50:23
you can have

00:50:23
the whole

00:50:24
bottom half

00:50:24
of the ship

00:50:25
for your

00:50:25
for your

00:50:26
inventions

00:50:26
uh

00:50:28
all right

00:50:29
cool

00:50:29
i'm a bit

00:50:31
confused

00:50:31
because your

00:50:32
speech sounds

00:50:32
a lot like

00:50:33
you've never

00:50:34
been a captain

00:50:34
but you just

00:50:35
realized

00:50:35
you're the

00:50:36
captain was

00:50:37
in you all

00:50:37
along

00:50:38
yes

00:50:39
wait what

00:50:41
oh dear

00:50:43
well i mean

00:50:44
i'm the captain

00:50:46
i'm the captain

00:50:47
and i start

00:50:47
walking away

00:50:48
wait hold

00:50:49
on

00:50:49
you keep

00:50:50
saying you're

00:50:51
the captain

00:50:51
are you

00:50:53
a captain

00:50:54
it sounds

00:50:56
like you're

00:50:57
trying to

00:50:57
convince yourself

00:50:58
you're a

00:50:58
captain

00:50:58
yes

00:51:00
the two of

00:51:01
you follow

00:51:02
captain as

00:51:02
he goes uh

00:51:03
down this

00:51:04
center path

00:51:05
and as you

00:51:06
do you see

00:51:07
a light uh

00:51:08
from the other

00:51:09
side kind of

00:51:10
glowing and as

00:51:12
you approach you

00:51:12
open a very

00:51:13
large cavern

00:51:14
you smell salt

00:51:16
water uh

00:51:17
you it's a it's

00:51:18
huge it's a

00:51:19
gigantic cavern

00:51:20
and uh inside

00:51:22
is a giant

00:51:24
ship just

00:51:26
sitting there

00:51:27
what the hell

00:51:27
is that

00:51:27
uh and uh

00:51:32
yeah that's the

00:51:33
kahuna wave

00:51:34
i found it

00:51:37
we found it

00:51:38
quick we gotta

00:51:39
get on it quick

00:51:40
we gotta get on

00:51:41
it quick before

00:51:41
before before

00:51:42
we gotta get on

00:51:43
it come on

00:51:43
let's go let's

00:51:44
go wait it's

00:51:45
real it's real

00:51:47
it's real

00:51:47
and we gotta

00:51:48
get going

00:51:49
and we gotta

00:51:49
get going

00:51:50
and i you know

00:51:51
i start running

00:51:51
towards the ship

00:51:52
as you get closer

00:51:54
though there uh

00:51:54
you see that there

00:51:55
is a crew

00:51:56
of pirate ghosts

00:51:58
uh working

00:51:59
around the ship

00:52:00
uh they're in

00:52:01
the boats

00:52:02
they're on the

00:52:03
sails

00:52:03
they're they're

00:52:04
tying knots

00:52:05
they're throwing

00:52:06
nets overboard

00:52:07
they're basically

00:52:08
functioning as if

00:52:09
this is a ship

00:52:10
at sea

00:52:11
but where's

00:52:13
it's in a

00:52:13
it's in a

00:52:15
it's in a cave

00:52:18
with water in it

00:52:19
with water in it

00:52:20
so it's it's

00:52:21
accessible to the

00:52:22
sea

00:52:22
okay um but

00:52:23
it's like a

00:52:24
shore it's been

00:52:24
it's like the

00:52:25
goonies

00:52:25
yeah have you

00:52:27
ever seen the

00:52:28
goonies this is a

00:52:28
total rip off

00:52:29
i was expecting a

00:52:32
picture of the

00:52:33
goonies

00:52:33
never seen it

00:52:38
i just know that

00:52:40
meme yeah it's

00:52:41
one of one-eyed

00:52:42
willy's tricks

00:52:43
oh do you guys

00:52:46
want to take a

00:52:50
quick break

00:52:50
yeah

00:52:51
no

00:52:52
but i i will

00:52:55
what the hell

00:53:06
was that

00:53:06
i'll see you next time

00:53:36
goonies this is a

00:54:36
Thank you.

00:55:36
What are you up to, one-eyed Willy?

00:55:38
Yeah, he's never seen it, so hit him with more references.

00:55:45
That does look like this ship.

00:55:49
I mean, if you told me that this entire campaign was based on the Goonies, I would have no idea, and I would be very mad.

00:55:55
I wouldn't either.

00:55:57
Be very mad.

00:56:01
No, it's not based on the Goonies.

00:56:03
It was an inside joke that I wasn't a part of, and I would be betrayed. I would feel betrayed and bewildered.

00:56:10
Yeah, bewildered.

00:56:12
Betrayed, bewildered.

00:56:19
Yes, so before the captain can get too far ahead, you catch up to him, and there is this giant ship just sitting on shore near the water.

00:56:31
There is a group of ghosts all circling around, and they are, you know, getting busy doing ship stuff.

00:56:41
I walk up, like I know what I'm doing, and I get ready.

00:56:47
I'm back to wearing the, it's a wet red frock coat right now, and I get ready to attune.

00:56:58
You know, because I'm going to try to command these ghosts that let me on my ship, or, well, you know, get on my way.

00:57:03
And work for us.

00:57:04
Exactly, exactly, exactly.

00:57:06
It's going to be very hard to win this now that, you know, we can't blow it up.

00:57:13
You've got a very good point.

00:57:18
We're going to have to blow up this cave.

00:57:20
Wait, wait, we can blow something up.

00:57:23
Can I search my pockets for the squishy boom boom sauce I made in the quote-unquote dream?

00:57:29
Yeah.

00:57:29
What do I roll?

00:57:32
I mean, I think you made it, right?

00:57:34
Like.

00:57:35
Yeah, but I wasn't sure if it went away, like, the boom and onions.

00:57:39
Yeah.

00:57:40
Yeah, why don't you just roll a tinker to see how well that sauce was, considering it was somewhat of a dream slash whatever vision.

00:57:50
Well, nope.

00:57:51
You pick up what you think was the boom boom sauce, and it's just, like, a bunch of rocks.

00:57:58
Can I search my pockets for my uncle?

00:58:00
Yeah, go ahead.

00:58:04
If he gets a success.

00:58:05
Sturbo says.

00:58:07
No.

00:58:11
Critical fail.

00:58:14
You search your pocket, and you see his skull.

00:58:16
Uncle or no uncle?

00:58:18
No uncle.

00:58:19
What are the ghosts doing?

00:58:22
They're doing pirate shit.

00:58:24
Like, you can, they're doing their chores around the ship.

00:58:27
Seamen.

00:58:27
Chores around the ship.

00:58:28
So some of them are, like, pulling up ropes.

00:58:29
Some of them are setting sails.

00:58:31
They haven't noticed that you're in the area yet.

00:58:34
All right.

00:58:35
But they do look like very rugged ghosts.

00:58:37
They look like very rugged seamen.

00:58:41
You know, pirates and sailors and whatnot, wearing, like, ragged clothes.

00:58:46
And they're tough-looking guys.

00:58:47
They have sorts and things like that on their waists.

00:58:50
All right.

00:58:51
I strut up, you know, and, like, you know, like, this whole beach, this whole cave is now mine.

00:59:00
And I am starting to climb aboard on the ship.

00:59:03
They see you, and they automatically turn, and they're just, they scowl.

00:59:09
And you can't hear them scream, but they clearly start, like, yelling at you and just, like, gesturing.

00:59:15
And someone gives you an obscene gesture, and a couple of the ghosts run and try to grab you.

00:59:22
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:59:25
My crew.

00:59:26
I know it's been a time since.

00:59:28
Oh, wait.

00:59:29
I was thrown off this ship.

00:59:31
Listen, and I start to attune.

00:59:34
Can I attune?

00:59:36
Okay.

00:59:36
What do I have?

00:59:37
And then do I, can I have my eye patch?

00:59:40
I throw my eye patch on real quick.

00:59:42
Okay, that gives you a plus one.

00:59:46
Plus one.

00:59:47
All right.

00:59:47
And then roll?

00:59:48
With your attune.

00:59:49
Yeah, so you should roll three die total.

00:59:52
So my modifier is three die, or should it already be written?

00:59:57
No, it's just, it's just, if you roll a tune, it should just be a plus one modifier.

01:00:01
Okay.

01:00:02
That didn't work.

01:00:04
That is, yeah.

01:00:06
No.

01:00:06
Is my tune not, like, set up right, or?

01:00:10
I mean, I don't know how it wouldn't be.

01:00:13
You have two, right?

01:00:14
Two.

01:00:15
Yeah.

01:00:15
And then you roll one.

01:00:17
Yeah.

01:00:17
Says on my sheet I do.

01:00:21
Yeah, okay.

01:00:24
You're picking, you're picking it from the actions?

01:00:26
Yeah.

01:00:28
Yeah.

01:00:29
Interesting.

01:00:29
Yeah, so my attune, it says I have two.

01:00:33
I see that there, and I should have three.

01:00:38
So I just rolled it for you.

01:00:40
Is that, that was me, I just rolled it for you.

01:00:42
Did I win?

01:00:43
Because I have to know.

01:00:46
You did, I win.

01:00:47
Oh, cheers.

01:00:50
I don't, I only accept half of this.

01:00:52
Half of the crew kind of, like, is less aggressive towards you, and they kind of stop, and they

01:01:02
kind of go, not quite under a trance, but you can tell that, like, they change, like, they're

01:01:07
like, oh, okay, this guy's not a threat.

01:01:09
The ones, and these are the ones closest to you, but the ones on the ship are still very

01:01:16
aggressive.

01:01:19
Squish, uh, chuckles, you wanna?

01:01:22
I like to yell, lads, I forgot to tell you, I was tossed off my ship.

01:01:27
We might need to get it back.

01:01:29
Wait, what?

01:01:30
Were you, were you the actual captain?

01:01:33
Were you the cabin boy?

01:01:35
I was tossed off my ship.

01:01:38
I was viciously mutinied upon.

01:01:41
That doesn't answer my question.

01:01:44
By ghosts?

01:01:45
A couple of the, uh, the ghosts kind of yell, and like, ah!

01:01:49
And they kind of charge towards you.

01:01:51
Okay.

01:01:52
I pull out my rifle, and I aim at one and shoot.

01:01:57
All right.

01:01:59
Let's see how, hunt that.

01:02:01
Oh, that's what I'm gonna find out.

01:02:05
Oh, wait.

01:02:06
I get plus one for the rifle.

01:02:07
Yes.

01:02:12
Critical.

01:02:13
Uh, you, surprisingly, uh, even though you, like, shoot this ghost, and like, the bullet

01:02:20
goes through his head.

01:02:21
You see it, like, come out the other side.

01:02:24
Uh, but the, uh, the ghost dramatically just, like, and falls to the ground.

01:02:30
Dead.

01:02:31
Oh, these ghosts are susceptible to bullets.

01:02:34
They're susceptible to bullets.

01:02:36
Or, and are susceptible to critical successes.

01:02:42
I haven't figured it out yet.

01:02:46
Could be zombie rules, where only headshots kill them?

01:02:52
I don't know.

01:02:55
Uh, Chuckles, what are you doing?

01:02:57
You're seeing these ghosts run through you.

01:02:59
You see Squish shoot one of them.

01:03:01
Dead.

01:03:03
Uh, we've never fought ghosts before.

01:03:07
Correct.

01:03:11
Okay.

01:03:11
I don't know how to fight ghosts, so I'm gonna, I guess, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna fall to the

01:03:23
floor and try to crawl under the hubbub.

01:03:27
There's hubbub, right?

01:03:32
Yeah, there's a lot of action going on.

01:03:33
There's a lot of people running and yelling.

01:03:35
Okay.

01:03:35
Uh, I guess it would be a crawl.

01:03:40
So I, what I, what I'm gonna try, what I'm attempting to do is like, you know, like when there's a big fight going on and there's, you know, there's, it's like big crowds.

01:03:51
I'm gonna try to crawl in between everyone's feet and get to the ship.

01:03:55
Oh, so you're gonna be like the hobbits during any fight that they've had.

01:03:59
Yeah, that's good.

01:04:00
Yeah, that's, I mean, I wouldn't have thought of it, about it that way because I've never seen that movie.

01:04:04
But, uh, yeah.

01:04:06
You've never seen any sticks of those movies?

01:04:08
Yeah.

01:04:08
Nerd.

01:04:09
Nerd.

01:04:11
What?

01:04:12
You're a nerd if you haven't seen Lord of the Rings, bud.

01:04:17
I've seen the first three, but I've only saw them in theaters.

01:04:20
I don't think I saw them again.

01:04:21
So, yeah, because I'm old.

01:04:23
I think we understand, though.

01:04:24
You're, uh, you're gonna go.

01:04:26
I'm doing the hobbit thing.

01:04:26
Try to.

01:04:27
This is not the first time I've tried this.

01:04:29
Why didn't you guys call me a hobbit before?

01:04:30
I could have looked this up.

01:04:32
I probably did.

01:04:33
All right.

01:04:37
Well, that's what I'm trying to do.

01:04:38
I'm trying to pull a hobbit underneath all of these people and crawl over closer to the ship, at least.

01:04:43
I don't know.

01:04:47
That makes me laugh.

01:04:47
Like a clown?

01:04:52
All right.

01:04:53
So, should I prowl?

01:04:54
Yeah, prowl.

01:04:56
All right.

01:04:57
And I should get six bonuses.

01:04:58
Let's see you prowl.

01:04:59
Partial success.

01:05:06
Uh, you start.

01:05:07
Yeah, you start prowling, uh, towards the ship.

01:05:11
Um, you, you make it quite a distance before, uh, one of the ghosts realize is that you're kind of far away from him.

01:05:18
Um, so as you continue to get closer and closer to the ship, one of them turns and starts kind of, uh, following you.

01:05:26
Uh, Captain Squish, you have four, or Captain, you have four, uh, of the pirates that are kind of attuned to you right now.

01:05:33
They're not doing anything.

01:05:34
Um, but they aren't fighting you.

01:05:36
Uh, you also have two that are trying to attack you and Captain.

01:05:39
Uh, I would like to command them to attack the ones that are trying to attack most.

01:05:46
Okay.

01:05:47
Okay.

01:05:47
Do I roll, um, my command is two, so I'll roll across one on that one.

01:05:54
Because you're using your, uh, eyepatch?

01:05:57
Well, I have it on my...

01:06:00
Okay.

01:06:01
Yeah.

01:06:02
I have it on my sheet, so okay.

01:06:04
There it goes.

01:06:06
It's next to us.

01:06:08
Uh, yeah, so, so they, uh, one of them goes for the, uh, ghost that is, that's about to get chuckles, and then three of them go to engage, uh, the ghosts.

01:06:19
Can I command them?

01:06:20
That are fighting you.

01:06:21
I, like, I, like, I, like, like, summon all the strength I have and just, like, shout at them, like, as strong as I can go, and you can just feel the, uh, the, uh, the power of it.

01:06:32
And I go, save them!

01:06:34
Stop those things!

01:06:35
You know, and I command them, stop them!

01:06:38
Save my friend!

01:06:40
And I continue climbing up the ship.

01:06:43
As fast as possible.

01:06:45
As you're climbing up...

01:06:46
Uh, sure.

01:06:47
So the three, like I said, three of them go to engage the two ghosts that were about to attack you.

01:06:53
One of them is going to take care of the ghost, uh, following chuckles.

01:06:57
Squish, what would you like to do?

01:06:59
Uh, so they're pretty close?

01:07:04
Relatively close, yeah.

01:07:06
I mean, they, uh, the two were coming close to attack you, but now they are, they have turned around and been engaged with the three.

01:07:13
Uh, so, yeah, close, but not, like, on top of you.

01:07:16
Okay, so, uh, I'm just gonna shoot one of the ones that were going to attack me.

01:07:24
And what's the...

01:07:30
Oh, I can push...

01:07:32
Oh, it's a ranged attack.

01:07:34
Okay.

01:07:34
So, yeah, I'm just gonna...

01:07:37
Hunt the ones that...

01:07:40
Or one of the ones.

01:07:41
Okay.

01:07:43
Well, partial scissors.

01:07:46
Uh, you, uh, shoot one, and you're really able to kind of wound it and slow it down.

01:07:54
Um, the other one turns, and he's kind of heading towards you, but he's obviously, there's three other ghosts that are impeding his way.

01:08:02
Uh, Chuckles, what are...

01:08:03
You're no longer being followed by one of the ghosts.

01:08:06
What are you doing?

01:08:07
Um, I...

01:08:10
I want to get on the ship.

01:08:16
Um, I don't know.

01:08:19
This...

01:08:20
I'll just say what I'm thinking.

01:08:22
I...

01:08:23
I'd like to sneak in from the bottom, but I feel like that doesn't make any sense.

01:08:26
Like, there's not gonna be a trap door at the bottom of the ship, right?

01:08:29
That doesn't make any sense.

01:08:30
No, but you could climb onto, like, there's, like, portholes on the lower entrance.

01:08:36
Okay.

01:08:37
Kind of like a cruise ship.

01:08:38
So, I feel like that's...

01:08:40
Yeah, so I feel like...

01:08:42
Where the cannons poke out.

01:08:43
Right, like where the cannons poke out, so...

01:08:45
Oh, okay.

01:08:46
Yes, thank you for reminding me.

01:08:48
Like, yeah, you could definitely, like, climb up there and kind of, like, get into the interior

01:08:53
bottom level of the ship that way.

01:08:55
Yeah.

01:08:56
Yeah, I'm not gonna climb all the way to the top, because I'm still...

01:08:59
Not trying to be sneaky, just, uh, not...

01:09:02
Trying not to do the obvious thing.

01:09:04
And also, I'm small and wiry, and, uh, I'm gonna try and climb in those...

01:09:09
Those portholes where the cannons are.

01:09:11
Hopefully, no one's shooting cannons.

01:09:15
No, no one is, uh, shooting cannons.

01:09:18
Yeah, so you're able to, uh, to climb.

01:09:20
I think, uh, it's pretty well established.

01:09:22
You can climb very well.

01:09:23
And, uh, you're now in the interior of the ship, and it's very dark, and it's kind of musty-smelling.

01:09:28
You can still see, though, and this is basically the armory of the ship.

01:09:32
There are, um, you know, there's powder, there's cannonballs, there's guns.

01:09:36
This is a fully functional and equipped, uh, battle...

01:09:40
Well, pirate ship.

01:09:41
It's a well-equipped ship.

01:09:44
I...

01:09:45
I look around, and I get that look...

01:09:49
I get that look in my eyes, and I'm like...

01:09:52
He's gonna punch it!

01:09:54
This place is full...

01:09:55
Everybody run!

01:09:56
He's gonna punch his ship right in the dick!

01:09:59
He's got that look in his eyes!

01:10:01
I see all of the explodables, and I would like to make...

01:10:05
I'm gonna try to make a very big explodable item.

01:10:13
Okay.

01:10:16
Um, which I feel like would be a tinker.

01:10:22
I'm gonna build, basically, a gigantic bomb.

01:10:26
Okay.

01:10:30
Okay.

01:10:30
Not many...

01:10:33
Uh, what do you plan on doing with this bomb?

01:10:36
I don't know, but...

01:10:38
Or you just don't know yet, you're just making it.

01:10:39
Yep, I'm just compelled.

01:10:40
It's really the only way I know how to...

01:10:42
Well, there's two ways to win a fight, and you can't really not punch six ghosts.

01:10:47
Uh, and I think there's more than six.

01:10:49
It's true.

01:10:50
But you can blow them up.

01:10:52
We're gonna try.

01:10:54
Everyone knows the thing you break to a ghost fight is a grenade.

01:10:58
They don't see it coming.

01:11:04
No, no, no, no.

01:11:09
Wait, no, that was the captain.

01:11:10
No, that's under captain, yeah.

01:11:12
All right.

01:11:14
Captain, you failed that tinker.

01:11:16
I was like, you have four tinker.

01:11:18
How can you?

01:11:18
Yeah, there's no way.

01:11:19
Oh, worse.

01:11:30
It turns out...

01:11:34
Turns out, apparently, all of the gunpowder is just damp.

01:11:40
This is so very moist.

01:11:43
This moist cave has come back to haunt us.

01:11:48
You stick your hands in it, and you're like, no!

01:11:50
And your hands are kind of covered with gunpowder at this point.

01:11:54
Big explodable item.

01:11:57
So you're kind of stuck in that regard.

01:12:01
Captain, what are you up to?

01:12:04
I'm crawling up the mast to the side of the ship as fast as I can.

01:12:10
How far am I up the ship?

01:12:12
Probably, like, halfway up.

01:12:15
I'm gonna keep going up.

01:12:17
I'm trying to, like, grab every rope.

01:12:19
I'm squirreling, but I am desperate.

01:12:21
I am, like, out of my mind trying to get to the top of the ship as fast as possible.

01:12:25
It's basically king of the mountain here.

01:12:27
I gotta get to the top of the ship, get to the ship, and then I'm home free.

01:12:31
Okay.

01:12:34
So what should I do?

01:12:39
Do you want me to roll a thawks check?

01:12:40
I mean, yeah, I guess a finesse.

01:12:43
See how well you scramble up the side of the ship.

01:12:45
That's a pretty good idea.

01:12:46
Oh, I do badly.

01:12:49
I am exhausted.

01:12:50
You do well.

01:12:51
I'm not doing well.

01:12:52
I am drunk.

01:12:53
I am exhausted.

01:12:54
It's been a long day.

01:12:55
I burned down an island, and I had to fight three reflections on myself in a pool of water.

01:13:00
I'm just a little mentally taxed right now.

01:13:06
So as you climb up the ship, you kind of slip on the rope, and you don't quite make it, and you're kind of just hanging off the side of the ship.

01:13:16
Yeah.

01:13:17
Like, ah!

01:13:18
All right.

01:13:25
Well, yeah.

01:13:26
Squish.

01:13:28
So one ghost is wounded.

01:13:31
The rest of them are engaged.

01:13:34
What are you doing?

01:13:36
I am going to...

01:13:38
It's been established that I am deathly afraid of ghosts.

01:13:42
Oh, yeah.

01:13:43
So somehow we forgot.

01:13:45
I am going to run away and hide.

01:13:50
So you're into the ship or somewhere outside the ship?

01:13:55
No, it's outside the ship.

01:13:57
I'm going to run out, find like a big rock to hide behind.

01:14:02
Okay.

01:14:05
Do you want to prowl and see how well you hide?

01:14:06
Yeah.

01:14:07
Because that determines my next choice.

01:14:13
You're able to find a pretty decent sized rock and hide behind it, but not before one of the ghosts that was fighting notices you.

01:14:24
Okay.

01:14:25
Well, I'd like to pull out my comm to Juckles.

01:14:28
Okay.

01:14:29
And Juckles.

01:14:31
Yes, Juckles.

01:14:33
Over.

01:14:33
Juckles.

01:14:34
Hey, I kind of have a theory here.

01:14:38
Okay.

01:14:41
It does not involve explosions or nut punches.

01:14:44
So you might be upset.

01:14:47
And unhelpful.

01:14:49
It's the only two things I can do.

01:14:51
No.

01:14:51
No.

01:14:51
And this gunpowder is so moist.

01:14:53
I've never seen anything like it.

01:14:55
I didn't know there was gunpowder up there.

01:14:58
But what I'm thinking is these guys need a captain.

01:15:04
Well, I can't be a captain.

01:15:06
I'm.

01:15:07
No.

01:15:08
I know.

01:15:09
You're a cabin man.

01:15:10
I am a cabin man.

01:15:13
Yes.

01:15:14
You need to help the captain.

01:15:18
Get behind the wheel and take control of the ship.

01:15:20
I think.

01:15:21
You've been doing a lot of yelling.

01:15:22
I feel like that's mostly the job of a captain.

01:15:25
That's mostly.

01:15:27
Fitzglyde.

01:15:28
I think you need to get him behind the wheel.

01:15:34
Oh.

01:15:36
You don't think that there's like a big bad ghost captain on this ship.

01:15:40
Do you?

01:15:40
That would be bad.

01:15:41
I don't know.

01:15:43
But let's use him as a stool pigeon.

01:15:45
For that.

01:15:47
Oh.

01:15:48
You mean like bait.

01:15:49
And then he'll get eaten.

01:15:50
And then we just become subjects of the ghost pirate.

01:15:53
No.

01:15:53
Then we run.

01:15:54
If that were to happen.

01:15:59
Then we run.

01:16:00
Okay.

01:16:00
So you just need me to go up.

01:16:02
And fill him with the spirit of leadership.

01:16:04
No.

01:16:05
I need you to help him get up there.

01:16:08
Oh.

01:16:08
All right.

01:16:09
All right.

01:16:12
I lean.

01:16:13
I lean out.

01:16:14
And I look for the captain.

01:16:17
I'm hanging him by a thread.

01:16:20
Like literally by a rope.

01:16:22
But it's like a wrap around my arm.

01:16:23
And I'm like.

01:16:24
I'm like.

01:16:25
I'm like.

01:16:25
Like.

01:16:26
I'm like dangling a little bit.

01:16:27
Like.

01:16:27
God.

01:16:28
Damn.

01:16:29
Oh no.

01:16:30
He's going to get PTSD.

01:16:31
And I yell.

01:16:32
I was so close.

01:16:32
I yell at him.

01:16:33
I yell at him.

01:16:34
Remember the polymer knot.

01:16:38
Lest the knot.

01:16:41
And I look at what I've got in my armor.

01:16:42
And I'm like.

01:16:43
So I start like.

01:16:48
The knot that's wrapped around my arm.

01:16:50
Is a polymer knot.

01:16:51
So like.

01:16:52
I start trying to undo the knot.

01:16:54
All right.

01:16:55
And now you're free.

01:16:56
And then I got.

01:16:56
And you fall off the ship.

01:16:57
Well.

01:16:59
Well.

01:16:59
No.

01:16:59
Well.

01:17:01
Do I have to roll?

01:17:01
The rope is so moist.

01:17:03
He just slips right off.

01:17:04
You untie it.

01:17:06
No.

01:17:06
No.

01:17:06
No.

01:17:06
You fall immediately to the ground.

01:17:07
No.

01:17:08
No.

01:17:09
I untie it.

01:17:09
And I swing on the rope.

01:17:11
Classic pirate style.

01:17:13
Right lads?

01:17:14
Yes.

01:17:15
To where?

01:17:17
I don't know.

01:17:19
But I'm going to roll a finesse.

01:17:20
To see how well I do on this.

01:17:21
Right?

01:17:21
Is that a good thing to roll for?

01:17:23
Finesse?

01:17:23
Yeah.

01:17:24
That determines where he's going.

01:17:26
That determines how well this roll was.

01:17:28
Do you want.

01:17:28
I was going to say.

01:17:30
Do you.

01:17:30
Do you want.

01:17:31
I get plus one.

01:17:32
Because chuckles.

01:17:32
You know.

01:17:33
Helped you.

01:17:33
Filled you with determination.

01:17:35
And you might as well.

01:17:36
Push yourself.

01:17:37
Yeah.

01:17:38
Right.

01:17:39
Yeah.

01:17:39
Yeah.

01:17:41
So take the extra stress.

01:17:42
And then yeah.

01:17:42
Chuckles.

01:17:43
Do you want to help him out.

01:17:44
Chuckles with this?

01:17:45
Yeah.

01:17:45
What do I got to stress myself?

01:17:47
If.

01:17:49
If.

01:17:49
If.

01:17:49
It goes poorly.

01:17:50
Yeah.

01:17:51
You'll stress yourself.

01:17:51
So.

01:17:52
Plus two.

01:17:53
Or plus one.

01:17:53
Plus two.

01:17:55
Okay.

01:17:56
Oh.

01:17:59
That's much better.

01:17:59
Much better.

01:18:01
How much swinging.

01:18:03
You swing.

01:18:06
Onto the deck of the ship.

01:18:08
You don't land very well though.

01:18:09
You just kind of like land on gracefully.

01:18:11
Just like.

01:18:12
You know.

01:18:12
You swing gracefully.

01:18:13
And then you just.

01:18:14
Won't kind of fall.

01:18:15
Onto the deck.

01:18:16
But you're on the deck of the ship.

01:18:18
And it is empty.

01:18:19
I'm there.

01:18:22
And I start making my way to the.

01:18:24
To where the.

01:18:25
The wheels at.

01:18:26
The helm.

01:18:28
I think it's called.

01:18:31
That's what I think it's called.

01:18:32
Actually.

01:18:32
I think it's called the poop.

01:18:33
That's good captaining skill.

01:18:36
Squish.

01:18:36
I'm a better captain than you are.

01:18:39
So captain.

01:18:40
You're at the helm.

01:18:42
Chuckles.

01:18:42
What are you.

01:18:43
You had.

01:18:45
You were on the lower level of the ship.

01:18:46
You'd stuck your head out.

01:18:47
Now.

01:18:47
What are you up to?

01:18:49
I'm beaming with pride.

01:18:50
Oh.

01:18:52
Wait.

01:18:53
And so now I have to go up.

01:18:54
And inspire him.

01:18:54
Is that what.

01:18:55
Because.

01:18:55
Because I was the one that inspired him.

01:18:57
To untangle himself.

01:18:58
By the polymer knot.

01:19:00
Yeah.

01:19:01
Then you saw him faceplant.

01:19:02
Into the deck of the ship.

01:19:03
Yeah.

01:19:04
That's pretty cool.

01:19:04
Are you going to stay down there?

01:19:06
What's your next step?

01:19:08
Well.

01:19:10
I throw up a thumbs up.

01:19:13
Because I still think that.

01:19:15
That's cool.

01:19:16
And.

01:19:17
Yeah.

01:19:18
I'll call.

01:19:19
Squish.

01:19:20
Squish.

01:19:21
He's on the deck.

01:19:22
The captain is on the deck.

01:19:24
Over.

01:19:25
Is that a euphemism?

01:19:27
Yes.

01:19:28
What?

01:19:28
Yes.

01:19:29
He's on the deck.

01:19:30
Okay.

01:19:31
The captain.

01:19:32
Fitzglide is on the deck.

01:19:35
Yes.

01:19:36
You know.

01:19:36
The guy in the red frock.

01:19:37
Yes.

01:19:37
Fitzglide.

01:19:38
Uh huh.

01:19:39
Fitzglide.

01:19:40
Yeah.

01:19:41
Esquire.

01:19:42
Is he.

01:19:42
Is he behind the wheel?

01:19:44
I don't know.

01:19:45
He looked like he took it.

01:19:47
Pretty hard.

01:19:48
The fall.

01:19:49
Okay.

01:19:49
Yell at him.

01:19:50
Because you're closer than I am.

01:19:52
To get behind the wheel.

01:19:53
This is all a guess.

01:19:56
Okay.

01:19:57
I'm going to get.

01:19:57
I'm getting behind the wheel.

01:19:58
Bridget.

01:19:59
Wait.

01:20:00
Are you going for the.

01:20:00
The wheel yet.

01:20:01
Or do I have to yell it to you?

01:20:02
Because you can't hear the conversation.

01:20:04
No.

01:20:05
I'm like scrambling.

01:20:06
But I'm like falling over.

01:20:07
Guys.

01:20:07
You're already going to the wheel.

01:20:08
I've been drinking.

01:20:08
He's drunk.

01:20:09
I'm drinking.

01:20:10
I've been drunk.

01:20:11
It's been a long day.

01:20:12
I've had a lot of.

01:20:13
Drinking.

01:20:13
Or you.

01:20:15
You're drunk.

01:20:15
Well.

01:20:17
That bottle I threw at the pool.

01:20:18
No.

01:20:18
No.

01:20:18
No.

01:20:18
It's.

01:20:19
It's.

01:20:20
It's.

01:20:20
The bottle I threw at the pool.

01:20:21
I'm like.

01:20:22
I throw at a ghost.

01:20:23
As I'm running up to the.

01:20:24
Up to the.

01:20:25
All right.

01:20:25
To the thing.

01:20:26
And it's.

01:20:26
The bottle is very empty.

01:20:27
By the way.

01:20:28
It was not empty.

01:20:29
It was half empty.

01:20:29
When I threw at the.

01:20:30
At the.

01:20:31
The ghost pool.

01:20:32
But now it's empty.

01:20:34
Yeah.

01:20:34
But now it's empty.

01:20:35
It's been a very taxing day.

01:20:37
I've learned a lot about myself.

01:20:38
Guys.

01:20:39
I'm really feeling very strong about myself.

01:20:41
But I'm also like having a lot going on.

01:20:43
So.

01:20:43
You know.

01:20:43
Yeah.

01:20:44
You know.

01:20:44
I'm really happy about that.

01:20:45
But I'm not sure you.

01:20:46
What you've learned about yourself.

01:20:48
Is that you're an alcoholic.

01:20:49
And I feel like you're going to need to learn that soon.

01:20:51
No.

01:20:51
No.

01:20:51
No.

01:20:51
No.

01:20:52
That's next season.

01:20:53
That's next season's plot line.

01:20:57
This season is me getting back my fucking ship.

01:20:59
No matter if I have to come hell or high water.

01:21:03
Yeah.

01:21:03
So I'm running.

01:21:05
And I'm running.

01:21:06
And I'm running.

01:21:06
And Bridget.

01:21:07
Is there anything in my way?

01:21:08
Am I getting up there right?

01:21:09
Yeah.

01:21:10
I mean.

01:21:11
You're on the top of the ship.

01:21:12
There's nothing stopping you from getting to the helm.

01:21:14
Well.

01:21:14
We don't know that there's not a hundred ghosts up there.

01:21:16
There could be very well be more ghosts up there.

01:21:18
She said that there was nothing up there.

01:21:20
I know.

01:21:21
But she's like.

01:21:22
Well.

01:21:22
There's nothing up there.

01:21:23
But there could be ghosts.

01:21:24
Do you want me to roll a study of my notes?

01:21:28
Can we take a quick.

01:21:31
I got to take a quick pause.

01:21:32
I got to pee like a racehorse.

01:21:33
I'll be right back.

01:21:34
Okay.

01:21:34
Brandon.

01:21:35
So what was I doing during the break?

01:21:37
No.

01:21:38
Go.

01:21:38
Just go.

01:21:39
Just pee your pants.

01:21:41
You coward.

01:21:42
I just didn't need to know.

01:21:43
Just go in your 10 high bottle.

01:21:44
It can't get any worse.

01:21:46
I just didn't need to know that you needed to pee like all worse.

01:21:49
Have you ever seen a horse?

01:21:51
A racehorse?

01:21:51
Oh my God.

01:21:53
Yeah.

01:21:53
It's intense.

01:21:54
It's very intense.

01:21:56
Mm-hmm.

01:21:56
It's moist.

01:22:03
Have you ever seen an adolescent boy take a shit in a horse barn?

01:22:08
No.

01:22:10
I've got to say that's a new one for me.

01:22:12
For a Pokemon card?

01:22:14
I feel like I made out on top.

01:22:16
Yeah.

01:22:18
Because you still have them?

01:22:19
No.

01:22:20
But I did.

01:22:21
No.

01:22:22
And you emotionally scarred three other adolescent boys?

01:22:26
That's fine.

01:22:27
I'm not scarred.

01:22:29
I feel great.

01:22:31
Was the horse with you?

01:22:32
No.

01:22:33
I don't know where the horse is with.

01:22:35
Oh, shit.

01:22:36
So I imagine you guys.

01:22:38
Did you hear all of that?

01:22:39
So I imagine you guys are like really concerned about me getting up to the helm and you guys

01:22:45
are talking about this horse stuff.

01:22:46
And I'm taking the leak off the side of the ship, just taking a quick little power break.

01:22:53
It's been a very taxing day.

01:22:54
I have a lot of whiskey.

01:22:55
It's been a very taxing day.

01:22:57
I have to go.

01:22:58
So I'm starting to run back for the helm again.

01:23:00
To be continued is continuing.

01:23:02
Okay.

01:23:06
So Chuckles and Squish, you're on the walkie-talkie.

01:23:09
Squish.

01:23:11
I'm going to throw down a rope.

01:23:14
I don't know if I can get there.

01:23:17
There's a lot of ghosts in the way.

01:23:18
Just run around them or through them.

01:23:20
They're ghosts.

01:23:21
And through the power of the polymer knot, you will get up here.

01:23:27
I don't know what a polymix knot is.

01:23:33
That makes it a little bit harder.

01:23:36
However, you need to believe in yourself and just run through the ghosts.

01:23:43
I'm so scared of ghosts.

01:23:46
Yes, but they're more scared of you than you are of them.

01:23:49
I don't think that's true.

01:23:50
It doesn't matter if you believe it.

01:23:53
I don't believe it.

01:23:55
But you might today.

01:23:56
I don't.

01:23:58
I'm telling you, I don't.

01:23:59
But just believe that you believe it and you will conquer all.

01:24:03
Through the power of Christ, anything is possible.

01:24:09
Help me in some way, shape, or form.

01:24:12
Aside from this, these, these words.

01:24:16
A victory will bring you inspiration.

01:24:20
All right.

01:24:22
So Squish puts his head down and prays to the devil God.

01:24:32
And stands up.

01:24:33
Walks out from behind the rock.

01:24:37
Pulls out his knife.

01:24:38
And just starts like throwing his hand around with his eyes closed.

01:24:43
And walking towards.

01:24:45
No, running towards where he thinks the ship is.

01:24:49
Just slashing everything in his path.

01:24:53
All right.

01:24:54
I'm going to say this is kind of like a finesse.

01:24:56
Like you're just running as fast as you can.

01:24:59
Sounds like finesse to me.

01:25:00
Sounds like a finesse minus one to me.

01:25:04
Yeah.

01:25:04
But you know what?

01:25:05
Chuckle's riveting speech.

01:25:08
I'm going to give you a plus one for Chuckle's speech.

01:25:10
Okay.

01:25:10
So it's flat.

01:25:13
I would like to read the definition of finesse.

01:25:16
Intricate and refined delicacy.

01:25:19
That is not it.

01:25:22
In a subtle and delicate manner.

01:25:24
What would it be?

01:25:27
Oh, you want to do wreck?

01:25:28
No, I just.

01:25:29
Do you want to wreck?

01:25:30
Wait till these go?

01:25:31
Okay.

01:25:32
I'll wreck my way.

01:25:33
Yeah.

01:25:33
Even though that's probably.

01:25:35
Well, I mean, I'm not trying to talk you out of finesse.

01:25:40
Yeah.

01:25:40
No, that's worse.

01:25:41
Yeah.

01:25:42
It's not better.

01:25:43
No, no.

01:25:43
Wreck.

01:25:43
No, wreck.

01:25:44
It definitely makes sense.

01:25:45
So.

01:25:46
All right.

01:25:47
So it's negative one plus one.

01:25:48
So just roll one.

01:25:49
You'll take the best of one.

01:25:52
Best of one.

01:25:52
But wait.

01:25:53
Worse to one.

01:25:54
Because I don't have any.

01:25:55
Yeah.

01:25:56
Yeah.

01:25:56
I guess so.

01:25:57
Yeah.

01:25:57
No, but you get a plus one.

01:25:59
Doesn't matter.

01:26:00
Yeah.

01:26:01
But I had a minus one.

01:26:02
Because I was doing it with my eyes closed.

01:26:04
Doesn't matter.

01:26:05
I got two twos.

01:26:06
Yeah.

01:26:07
You start running to force a ghost.

01:26:11
Squishes devoured by ghosts.

01:26:11
But you're not able to.

01:26:12
You do kind of.

01:26:15
One kind of like stops you as you're running.

01:26:17
You can feel kind of this.

01:26:18
You hit this like cold, icy presence.

01:26:21
And you get this sensation of a man who used to be on this ship very briefly.

01:26:26
Because you literally just ran into this ghost.

01:26:28
It's the one that you've wounded.

01:26:29
And you open your eyes and there's this ghost standing in front of you.

01:26:34
And I immediately fall to the ground.

01:26:35
Squish.

01:26:37
Believe in yourself.

01:26:38
I'm yelling over the comm.

01:26:44
All right.

01:26:44
I jump.

01:26:45
In this picture, it looks like it's sand.

01:26:57
Is it sand on the other side of the boat?

01:26:59
Yeah.

01:27:01
It's very sandy.

01:27:02
All right.

01:27:02
I'm jumping into the sand.

01:27:03
Okay.

01:27:08
Then I'm going to run after squish.

01:27:10
Okay.

01:27:13
And.

01:27:14
Well, that's good.

01:27:17
That's what I'm doing.

01:27:18
Is it successful?

01:27:19
Do I win?

01:27:20
All right.

01:27:21
Are you doing it with finesse or are you wrecking your way through?

01:27:27
I'm running.

01:27:28
It's kind of panicked.

01:27:30
Yeah.

01:27:30
It's not really finesse, I'd say.

01:27:31
Okay.

01:27:35
Yeah.

01:27:35
Roll your wreck to see how well you land and run over to squish.

01:27:39
All right.

01:27:40
I thought you had.

01:27:50
No, you rolled under me.

01:27:51
God damn it.

01:27:52
This is what I get for being a trusted player.

01:27:56
Right.

01:27:57
I think I might have you in two.

01:27:59
That's a lot better.

01:28:08
In a very dramatic moment, you know, like when time slows down, we see chuckles land in the

01:28:20
sand and he starts hoofing it towards squish.

01:28:23
And he kind of like, I imagine you just like elbow your way through these ghosts.

01:28:27
As much as you can.

01:28:31
Yes.

01:28:32
It's in slow motion.

01:28:33
And it's very, very ugly looking as I'm weaving in and out of ghosts with elbows and just running

01:28:42
on pure adrenaline, heading over to squish who is in the fetal position, not crying, but he

01:28:48
does have sand in his eyes.

01:28:50
And I am running towards him.

01:28:53
And I finally come upon him.

01:28:55
He's laying like upside down as like from my perspective.

01:29:02
And so when I get on top of him and I look at his face, you know, we've got, we've got our faces

01:29:09
opposite.

01:29:09
And I said, squish.

01:29:10
What?

01:29:13
Believe in yourself or me.

01:29:15
I tried.

01:29:17
Look what happened.

01:29:18
No, get up your big galoot.

01:29:20
And there's sand everywhere.

01:29:22
I hate sand.

01:29:24
It is coarse and it gets everywhere.

01:29:26
It's everywhere.

01:29:28
Yeah.

01:29:29
We all hate it.

01:29:29
And I start pulling them on his shoulders.

01:29:31
And I say, close your eyes and put your hand on my shoulder and let's go.

01:29:38
I get up and I just blindly follow, like I have my hand on his shoulder and I'm blindly

01:29:47
followed.

01:29:47
I say put it on my shoulder, but you're big enough.

01:29:50
You just put it directly on top of my head.

01:29:51
Oh, I don't want to crush his hat.

01:29:54
But I do.

01:29:55
But you do.

01:29:57
Yes.

01:29:58
I do.

01:29:59
I'll just follow the scent of onion.

01:30:03
Yes.

01:30:04
Follow the fragrant, fragrance of sweet, sweet Vandilia onions.

01:30:10
Before we see if you guys make it to the ship unharmed, Captain, are you doing anything?

01:30:17
You're at the helm.

01:30:17
I'm at the helm.

01:30:19
I'm about to give a command and see if that helps.

01:30:21
I'm going to command the ghost to stop, to get under control.

01:30:25
Okay.

01:30:27
All right.

01:30:27
And then do I just do a regular?

01:30:29
Do I have to do plus one?

01:30:30
I mean, I got my patch.

01:30:32
Got my eye patch.

01:30:33
A signature eye patch.

01:30:35
Signature.

01:30:39
Oh, that didn't work again.

01:30:40
Why does that not work?

01:30:41
Here.

01:30:45
Action.

01:30:46
Yeah, you do it.

01:30:46
Captain.

01:30:47
Okay.

01:30:50
I'm not sure what.

01:30:52
I'm just rolling under the actions command and it's not working.

01:30:54
You see, that's a much different result.

01:31:00
Let's take that one.

01:31:05
The ghosts, all of them, because you commanded all of them, stop and they look at you, Captain.

01:31:15
Mm-hmm.

01:31:16
And the four ghosts that you, sorry, the four ghosts that you, you've already attuned.

01:31:20
They stop, they, they look at you and then they go back, they redouble their efforts.

01:31:24
So, Chuckles, I'm assuming you're going to carry squish or guide squish?

01:31:28
Yes.

01:31:29
Can I send, can I, sorry.

01:31:34
No, I'm just going to say, as you, like, the ghosts are completely engaged with themselves at this point.

01:31:40
They won't attack you.

01:31:41
They're still fighting and you still have to bob and weave and kind of, you know, avoid them.

01:31:45
But they won't attack you as, as you run through them.

01:31:48
Captain, I'm sorry, what were you going to say?

01:31:50
I was going to see if I could send Neelix to help these guys out.

01:31:53
Sure.

01:31:54
All right.

01:31:55
I send Neelix and I give Neelix the command of listening to whatever Juckles and Squish have to say.

01:32:01
Okay.

01:32:05
Chuckles, Squish, as, as you start kind of bobbing and waving your way through, you see this ghost butler kind of just appear ahead of you and say,

01:32:13
Oh, do you need a hand with anything, Mr. Master Chuckles, Master Charles Xander?

01:32:17
Not you again.

01:32:18
How about you dress up as a female ghost pirate and try to seduce these holly's pirates away from us?

01:32:28
You know, the bug's buddy defense.

01:32:30
Again.

01:32:32
All right.

01:32:33
You seem fond of that.

01:32:35
He, like, disappears and then appears a little bit distance away in Iraq.

01:32:40
And he's got just, like, a wig on.

01:32:43
Just his normal butler suit, but, like, a blonde wig.

01:32:46
And he does one of those, uh,

01:32:47
Oh, boys!

01:32:48
You know, and calls their attention.

01:32:51
Boys!

01:32:53
Oh, boys!

01:32:54
Boys!

01:32:59
Let's see.

01:32:59
Yeah.

01:33:00
So they, uh, they kind of all turn their attention away from, from you two as you run towards the ship and, and towards, uh, towards the, the ghost butler Neelix.

01:33:10
Uh, Captain.

01:33:12
Can, I'm yelling.

01:33:13
Yarr!

01:33:14
Can you hear me?

01:33:15
Yarr!

01:33:15
Can you see us?

01:33:16
Yarr!

01:33:16
No!

01:33:17
Throw-

01:33:19
Yarr!

01:33:19
Well, throw down in our general direction where my voice and onions are coming from.

01:33:25
Throw down a polymer knot so that you may pull us up once we are tied.

01:33:30
All right.

01:33:31
I run from the helm and I look for a rope.

01:33:33
Uh, do I find one, Bridget?

01:33:34
Can I survey for it?

01:33:35
Yeah.

01:33:37
Uh-oh.

01:33:38
What happened to my ship?

01:33:39
The boat is made of ropes.

01:33:41
That's not true.

01:33:43
I mean, it's a pretty, it's a pretty likely chance you're going to find one.

01:33:47
Uh, hold on.

01:33:48
Something, uh, my, sorry, my command thing just disappeared.

01:33:52
Must have X'd out of it or something.

01:33:55
How did I get that back?

01:33:58
You're not trying to command the rope?

01:34:01
No, I'm trying to, sir, I was going to do a survey, but I can't find that.

01:34:05
Oh, he's talking about the, uh, no.

01:34:08
Looks like.

01:34:10
War?

01:34:11
Warthak, that's it.

01:34:13
Bridget, you find a rope.

01:34:14
I found a rope.

01:34:17
I throw it, but I don't throw it very well.

01:34:21
I'm like, it's not very, you're going to have to run for it, guys.

01:34:23
Like, run up?

01:34:26
Well, like, you know, it's not near you.

01:34:29
It's like down the, it's like, it's not, I threw it thinking it would reach you, and it's

01:34:34
definitely not going to reach you.

01:34:35
Um, I did not throw it very well.

01:34:37
Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like, you know, I don't know, a few yards ahead of you.

01:34:40
Okay.

01:34:42
All right, Squish.

01:34:44
Uh, follow me over to this knot and tie it to your body.

01:34:51
You, I don't know how to tie knots.

01:34:55
You're right.

01:34:56
Now I must teach you.

01:34:57
You got to tie the polymer knot.

01:34:59
Down and around.

01:35:01
And wait.

01:35:03
Uh, over and under.

01:35:07
And then, wait, no.

01:35:09
Up.

01:35:10
I forgot.

01:35:12
You're not.

01:35:14
This is not very convincing.

01:35:16
I just got this, like, pile of.

01:35:18
Wait, wait, no, no.

01:35:20
I got it.

01:35:20
I got it.

01:35:21
Wait, no, I don't.

01:35:22
Please, remind me.

01:35:23
What is the rhyme?

01:35:24
What is the rhyme?

01:35:27
Is this out of character?

01:35:29
Yeah, I wish my card is in.

01:35:31
Yeah.

01:35:32
Over, under, and through.

01:35:35
Oh, over, under, and through.

01:35:36
That's how you tie your shoe.

01:35:37
That's how, uh, Squish ties his shoe.

01:35:41
And I tied it around his waist.

01:35:45
Stole that from Rock-a-Doo-Doo-Doo.

01:35:48
I wish I could remember what it is in SpongeBob.

01:35:53
It's like, it's like, something like that.

01:35:56
You do the loop-de-loop and pull.

01:35:57
And now you're looking good.

01:36:00
Cool.

01:36:02
All right.

01:36:05
So, I guess I managed to do that.

01:36:09
Yeah.

01:36:10
And since I'm bigger than Juckles, I hold on to him.

01:36:15
Oh, could you repel up?

01:36:17
I don't know.

01:36:20
I can't see.

01:36:21
Wait, open your eyes.

01:36:22
Wait, you don't need to see.

01:36:25
You just need to go up.

01:36:26
They're sad.

01:36:29
I have to hold on to the rope with one hand and you in the other.

01:36:34
Well, you go up first and then throw the rope down for me.

01:36:37
This is in character.

01:36:38
Sounds like a terrible idea.

01:36:40
Well, I don't...

01:36:42
How else are you going to get up?

01:36:43
I assume the...

01:36:46
The...

01:36:47
The...

01:36:48
The...

01:36:48
The...

01:36:48
The gangway?

01:36:49
Wait.

01:36:52
There was a gangway this whole time?

01:36:54
We could just have taken the stairs?

01:36:56
Oh, it's in the back, though.

01:36:59
You guys got to run for it.

01:37:00
But we're already tied to the ship.

01:37:01
I'm tied to the ship.

01:37:04
Yes, there is a gangway.

01:37:06
That was a fortune rule.

01:37:07
Where is the gangway?

01:37:09
It's towards the front of the ship.

01:37:12
Also, what is a gangway?

01:37:14
The ramp.

01:37:16
Like the ramp that leads from the top of the ship to the ground.

01:37:22
I'm mad.

01:37:23
You guys just jumped on it and started climbing the ship.

01:37:26
I don't think any of you looked for a gangway.

01:37:30
Or any way to get on the ship.

01:37:35
I just start climbing then.

01:37:37
Hand over hand.

01:37:38
Climbing up the rope.

01:37:40
Leaving Juggles behind.

01:37:42
And I guess I take the ramp.

01:37:44
You kind of just walk.

01:37:48
It's just very simple.

01:37:49
Just a gentle incline up to the top.

01:37:51
And you meet Squish up there, who's covered in sand.

01:37:54
And just like...

01:37:55
Climbing.

01:37:56
And crying.

01:37:57
Eyes are closed.

01:38:01
But you all three get to the top of the ship.

01:38:03
The ghosts are distracted by your Neelix.

01:38:07
What next?

01:38:09
They're furiously romancing Neelix.

01:38:13
Yeah, they're all like, you know...

01:38:16
It's those...

01:38:16
Like...

01:38:17
Some of them's giving them chocolates.

01:38:18
Another one's trying flowers.

01:38:20
You know.

01:38:20
Can I try commanding the ghosts to set sail?

01:38:24
This ghost I have?

01:38:25
My name is Juggles.

01:38:27
Alright.

01:38:29
I'm still in it.

01:38:31
Set sails.

01:38:31
I don't know what happened to my commands.

01:38:36
My commands.

01:38:36
My action commands.

01:38:37
Oh, there.

01:38:38
I think that's...

01:38:39
Oh, there.

01:38:40
Okay.

01:38:40
I got it.

01:38:41
Never mind.

01:38:41
Command.

01:38:42
And then...

01:38:44
Do I roll anything extra?

01:38:45
Just plus one for my...

01:38:48
Just your standard command.

01:38:49
Plus one for my eye patch.

01:38:51
My fancy...

01:38:53
Yes.

01:38:53
Signature eye patch.

01:38:55
Yes.

01:38:58
I command the ghosts to set sail.

01:39:01
And I politely asked Juggles if he would help them.

01:39:03
No.

01:39:05
Why don't you marry all your ghosts if you love them so much?

01:39:08
They're going to set the sail so good.

01:39:11
You command them.

01:39:12
Alright, Juggles.

01:39:13
Alright.

01:39:13
Alright.

01:39:13
Alright.

01:39:13
Alright.

01:39:13
Why don't you come up and take the helm with me?

01:39:17
Well, I did actually kind of want to set the sails.

01:39:20
I just wanted to feel special.

01:39:22
Alright.

01:39:25
Alright.

01:39:25
Juggles.

01:39:25
Juggles.

01:39:26
So.

01:39:26
Whatever you want to do.

01:39:28
The ship's your...

01:39:29
Is your playground.

01:39:30
Go do it.

01:39:31
Have fun.

01:39:32
I build a hot...

01:39:32
I just gave you the hotman command.

01:39:34
I just gave you the hotman.

01:39:35
Knock yourself out.

01:39:37
Alright.

01:39:38
I start fires.

01:39:40
I set the ship on fire.

01:39:44
I got the hotman command.

01:39:46
You know how to do the fusion dance now, so...

01:39:52
Yeah.

01:39:52
Alright.

01:39:54
Yeah, I start climbing up and down the mast.

01:39:56
And I'm, you know...

01:39:58
Tweaking.

01:39:59
Tinkering.

01:40:02
You're kind of tinkering.

01:40:03
Is that what you're saying?

01:40:04
Yeah, I'm...

01:40:05
Yeah, you know...

01:40:06
Tinkering the sails.

01:40:07
Cutting the ballasts and the ties and the...

01:40:12
Yeah.

01:40:12
Other terms.

01:40:13
He's cutting the starboard.

01:40:20
I'm cutting star burns.

01:40:23
Oh.

01:40:25
You...

01:40:35
You, uh...

01:40:35
Yeah.

01:40:35
You just...

01:40:36
You're going around the ship.

01:40:37
You're...

01:40:37
You're making way.

01:40:38
Uh...

01:40:39
You gotta lift the anchor and all...

01:40:41
And all that.

01:40:42
Uh...

01:40:42
The four ghosts that, uh...

01:40:44
Are now...

01:40:45
No longer wooing Neelix...

01:40:47
Uh...

01:40:47
Appear on the ship next to you.

01:40:49
And they take their positions.

01:40:50
Uh...

01:40:51
Some of them are, you know...

01:40:52
Lifting up ropes.

01:40:53
And, uh...

01:40:54
Untying knots.

01:40:55
Um...

01:40:56
As you guys are...

01:40:58
You feel the ship kind of, like...

01:41:01
Swaying a little bit.

01:41:02
As the...

01:41:03
As the tide is, like, lapping into the shore.

01:41:05
And then eventually...

01:41:07
You can feel the ship kind of just...

01:41:08
Take off.

01:41:10
It kind of gets into the water.

01:41:12
Um...

01:41:13
And you start...

01:41:14
Slowly drifting out to sea.

01:41:17
Uh...

01:41:17
But not before...

01:41:19
You hear...

01:41:21
Uh...

01:41:21
You...

01:41:21
You hear a monkey crying in the distance.

01:41:24
And you see...

01:41:27
You see...

01:41:29
In the entrance of the cave...

01:41:30
You see Dee Dee standing there just...

01:41:33
Wait.

01:41:34
Throw her...

01:41:35
Throw her out a rope.

01:41:36
I'm just talking with her.

01:41:40
Dee!

01:41:41
Take that back to the rope.

01:41:42
Dee Dee!

01:41:42
It's like the scene from Castaway with Wilson.

01:41:46
You could...

01:41:47
Lasso her.

01:41:48
Dee Dee!

01:41:48
Dee Dee, no!

01:41:51
Uh...

01:41:54
It's too late, Squish.

01:41:56
You just gotta say goodbye to her?

01:41:57
Yeah.

01:41:59
Wait.

01:42:00
Yeah.

01:42:00
No.

01:42:01
Hold on.

01:42:01
I go to...

01:42:02
I go to...

01:42:03
I go to Junkles.

01:42:05
Yeah, I'm Junkles.

01:42:06
And...

01:42:07
I know.

01:42:08
Okay.

01:42:09
And I...

01:42:09
I fish out the pack of...

01:42:11
I'm a pack of cigarettes.

01:42:12
Oh, I forgot about these.

01:42:14
And I throw it onto the beach.

01:42:15
Wait.

01:42:17
No.

01:42:18
We are not gonna leave Dee Dee in a cave.

01:42:20
In a moist cave with a pack of cigarettes.

01:42:22
That's not how this...

01:42:23
That's not how this ends.

01:42:24
As we're leaving...

01:42:26
You're fine with leaving Tawny, but not Dee Dee?

01:42:28
Who?

01:42:29
Break shit out.

01:42:32
All right.

01:42:33
As we're moving...

01:42:34
Uh...

01:42:34
Bridgetto...

01:42:35
As we're leaving, I realize...

01:42:36
I had to pull the anchor up again.

01:42:38
And, like, so the chains become taut.

01:42:41
And we're just dragging the anchor.

01:42:43
So can Dee Dee run along the taut anchor?

01:42:46
Yeah.

01:42:48
Yeah.

01:42:49
So, Dee Dee sees the anchor and she sees...

01:42:51
She sees this, uh, chain.

01:42:53
And you watch...

01:42:54
She kind of, like, knuckle runs, uh, through the sand.

01:42:57
Grabs her cigarettes with one hand and grabs on to the anchor chain with the other.

01:43:01
And as captain, as you realize you haven't, like, given the order to lift weigh anchor.

01:43:06
You see her and you, you know, give the order weigh anchor.

01:43:09
And the anchor starts coming up.

01:43:11
And, uh, Dee Dee rides the chain to the top of the ship.

01:43:14
Oh, my God.

01:43:15
This ape is so cool.

01:43:16
Yes, she's awesome.

01:43:18
Of course, Tawny.

01:43:18
Is Tawny anywhere nearby?

01:43:19
No.

01:43:20
Screw Tawny.

01:43:21
No, Tawny's not.

01:43:22
No, Tawny is.

01:43:23
Tawny's gone forever.

01:43:24
He's not good to us with a busted arm.

01:43:27
Tawny emerges from the shadows.

01:43:29
And he looks at us, which is the saddest face.

01:43:31
And we're just, like, we're just driving away, giving him the fingers.

01:43:34
He emerges from the shadows.

01:43:37
He's just a ghost.

01:43:39
Who's given so many of his limbs to us.

01:43:41
He's like, this is not the last time you've seen Nelson.

01:43:44
Nelson.

01:43:45
He becomes the new head Nelson.

01:43:50
Well, the ship takes off.

01:43:53
It catches the waters underneath the shore.

01:43:56
And it's slowly, you direct it out to open sea.

01:44:00
You leave the cavern behind.

01:44:02
And you open up.

01:44:04
And the sea is yours.

01:44:06
The sun is shining.

01:44:07
Oh, I am so excited.

01:44:08
I am so excited.

01:44:10
I'm about to take everyone.

01:44:11
I want to take everyone below deck.

01:44:12
So we can have a nice big drink from my private whiskey box.

01:44:18
Oh, no.

01:44:19
Where was this private whiskey box?

01:44:22
That's part of the reason why I've been so desperate to find this place, my lads.

01:44:26
We're finally gone.

01:44:28
We got away.

01:44:28
Just quick enough.

01:44:30
Just quick enough so that nothing happened.

01:44:32
Oh, my God.

01:44:33
You've got to create a 500-year-old Dagobah whiskey?

01:44:36
Dagobah.

01:44:38
Yes.

01:44:40
From the swamps of Dagobah.

01:44:43
As the ship descends into the sky and into space.

01:44:48
Descends.

01:44:49
Come on, lads.

01:44:50
Let's go below decks.

01:44:52
We'll have drinks.

01:44:54
Let me show you around.

01:44:56
We can split half the boat into a restaurant, half the boat into a tinker shop.

01:45:00
I figure, what the hell?

01:45:02
Let's just go at it.

01:45:05
All right, fine.

01:45:07
But I'm naming the restaurant The Windtrodden Toad.

01:45:10
I love it.

01:45:11
I love it.

01:45:12
And what's your tinker shop going to be called, Chuckles?

01:45:14
The Windtrodden Toad.

01:45:20
It's the same title?

01:45:26
Yes, but I came up with it first.

01:45:27
He stole it from me.

01:45:31
All right, let's go down.

01:45:33
Let's go down.

01:45:34
Let's go down.

01:45:34
And I start walking down the stairs, and I'm, like, looking around at things.

01:45:38
I'm like, wow, look at this.

01:45:39
This is so cool.

01:45:40
Wow.

01:45:41
And I'm, like, really proud of this ship.

01:45:43
As you go into the, you all follow down into the private captain quarters,

01:45:49
and they look very nice, very well lived in, very luxurious.

01:45:54
The captain, you go to a chest, and you open it, or a little, like, cabinet, and you open it up,

01:45:58
and there's whiskey bottles inside, and you pour everyone a drink.

01:46:01
I told you I was the captain.

01:46:03
I've been here before.

01:46:04
Look, how would I not know where that chest was if I wasn't the captain?

01:46:10
And I'm, like, shaking the whiskey bottle.

01:46:12
Because you can smell it.

01:46:15
I'm still not convinced you're the tea captain.

01:46:19
Yeah, I feel like you've gotten lucky this whole time.

01:46:21
Also, is there any exotic foods on this ship?

01:46:27
Let's survey.

01:46:28
Just cats.

01:46:30
Cats or cat food, I'd be happy.

01:46:34
Well, you all, the captain hands you all a drink, and you seem like, you know what, things are going to be okay.

01:46:43
I'm going to have a drink with you guys right now.

01:46:45
This is the end of the mission.

01:46:47
We got our ship.

01:46:48
We got my ship.

01:46:49
I'm happy.

01:46:49
I don't know how happy you guys are, but I'm happy.

01:46:52
Cheers.

01:46:53
Cheers.

01:46:53
And as you guys take the drink, you hear really heavy footsteps behind you.

01:47:02
Just a big, solid boot and a step.

01:47:05
And a boot and a step.

01:47:07
And as you turn, you see a man standing in the stairway.

01:47:13
A very tall, burly man with a big beard and a red frock coat.

01:47:18
I sent his picture into the Discord.

01:47:21
And he turns.

01:47:22
And he goes,

01:47:24
What are y'all doing on my ship?

01:47:28
And where's my cabin boy?

01:47:31
Oh, shit.

01:47:32
Oh, shit.

01:47:32
I love you.

01:48:02
I love you.