Both Haunted and Very Moist
Season 3, Episode 20I mean, if you told me that this entire campaign was based on the Goonies, I would have no idea, and I would be very mad.
It was an inside joke that I wasn't a part of, and I would be betrayed. I would feel betrayed and bewildered.
Yes, so before the captain can get too far ahead, you catch up to him, and there is this giant ship just sitting on shore near the water.
There is a group of ghosts all circling around, and they are, you know, getting busy doing ship stuff.
You know, because I'm going to try to command these ghosts that let me on my ship, or, well, you know, get on my way.
Yeah, why don't you just roll a tinker to see how well that sauce was, considering it was somewhat of a dream slash whatever vision.
I strut up, you know, and, like, you know, like, this whole beach, this whole cave is now mine.
And you can't hear them scream, but they clearly start, like, yelling at you and just, like, gesturing.
And someone gives you an obscene gesture, and a couple of the ghosts run and try to grab you.
Half of the crew kind of, like, is less aggressive towards you, and they kind of stop, and they
kind of go, not quite under a trance, but you can tell that, like, they change, like, they're
I don't know how to fight ghosts, so I'm gonna, I guess, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna fall to the
So I, what I, what I'm gonna try, what I'm attempting to do is like, you know, like when there's a big fight going on and there's, you know, there's, it's like big crowds.
Yeah, that's, I mean, I wouldn't have thought of it, about it that way because I've never seen that movie.
I'm trying to pull a hobbit underneath all of these people and crawl over closer to the ship, at least.
Um, you, you make it quite a distance before, uh, one of the ghosts realize is that you're kind of far away from him.
Um, so as you continue to get closer and closer to the ship, one of them turns and starts kind of, uh, following you.
Uh, Captain Squish, you have four, or Captain, you have four, uh, of the pirates that are kind of attuned to you right now.
Uh, yeah, so, so they, uh, one of them goes for the, uh, ghost that is, that's about to get chuckles, and then three of them go to engage, uh, the ghosts.
I, like, I, like, I, like, like, summon all the strength I have and just, like, shout at them, like, as strong as I can go, and you can just feel the, uh, the, uh, the power of it.
So the three, like I said, three of them go to engage the two ghosts that were about to attack you.
I mean, they, uh, the two were coming close to attack you, but now they are, they have turned around and been engaged with the three.
Um, the other one turns, and he's kind of heading towards you, but he's obviously, there's three other ghosts that are impeding his way.
Like, yeah, you could definitely, like, climb up there and kind of, like, get into the interior
And, uh, you're now in the interior of the ship, and it's very dark, and it's kind of musty-smelling.
I burned down an island, and I had to fight three reflections on myself in a pool of water.
So as you climb up the ship, you kind of slip on the rope, and you don't quite make it, and you're kind of just hanging off the side of the ship.
You're able to find a pretty decent sized rock and hide behind it, but not before one of the ghosts that was fighting notices you.
So I imagine you guys are like really concerned about me getting up to the helm and you guys
In a very dramatic moment, you know, like when time slows down, we see chuckles land in the
And it's very, very ugly looking as I'm weaving in and out of ghosts with elbows and just running
on pure adrenaline, heading over to squish who is in the fetal position, not crying, but he
And so when I get on top of him and I look at his face, you know, we've got, we've got our faces
The ghosts, all of them, because you commanded all of them, stop and they look at you, Captain.
No, I'm just going to say, as you, like, the ghosts are completely engaged with themselves at this point.
They're still fighting and you still have to bob and weave and kind of, you know, avoid them.
I send Neelix and I give Neelix the command of listening to whatever Juckles and Squish have to say.
Chuckles, Squish, as, as you start kind of bobbing and waving your way through, you see this ghost butler kind of just appear ahead of you and say,
How about you dress up as a female ghost pirate and try to seduce these holly's pirates away from us?
So they, uh, they kind of all turn their attention away from, from you two as you run towards the ship and, and towards, uh, towards the, the ghost butler Neelix.
The captain, you go to a chest, and you open it, or a little, like, cabinet, and you open it up,
Well, you all, the captain hands you all a drink, and you seem like, you know what, things are going to be okay.