- Crew of the Kahuna

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I didn't realize this newspaper was delivered by Seasles.

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*music*

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Yeah, you know, birds. They come from land.

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*music*

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Wait, is one of these supposed to be Andy?

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I assume the devil.

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Oh, but you're red.

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Oh, it's in black and white.

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But you should still be red.

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Like a little girl's...

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What, is it Sin City?

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No, like a little girl's jacket in Schindler's List.

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It's basically the same thing.

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There's a lot of death.

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Alright.

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in a final act of arson activity the garbage gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from

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docksfall seeking treasures and hints to their past but before they could leave entirely they

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faced baz and men in canoes rather anticlimatically baz was brought down with a bullet to the head

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his only weakness proving that crime doesn't pay and bullets could penetrate the skull

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the crew did surprisingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts

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which one are you more upset about they managed to inexperienced lay of all the layabouts i mean

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i i don't know about you played solitaire listen if anybody was laid about it was you

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have you ever been on a boat is boring as shit they managed to create drinkable water useful

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since they didn't pack any they created a fishing pole useful since they also didn't pack any food

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they checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters they entertained themselves

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with solitaire and bird watching necessary actions one person entertained themselves with solitaire and

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bird watching their first stop was last hooray the the devil's parrot we weren't how were we supposed

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to know that it was a devil's paradise while gathering supplies and by supplies i mean eating as many

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blooming onions they could handle they realized the diamonds were the demons were cannibals and quickly

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made their retreat back to the barge i am realizing that for the first time a good thing we get the paper

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out here on the open sea so now what with water but no food their options are limited the sea is a

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dangerous place wait a second so we got we got water well i just realized that the demons were cannibals

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and i didn't i don't think they're not necessarily cannibals i mean if they're just going to eat you

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i mean you're human so it's not really cannibals i mean unless they ain't squish that's true that'd be

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pretty cool and that's all that's only half cannibal really right can't it be half a cannibal

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i'm not going back to find out

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okay so i feel like we ordered two blooming onions to go so we did have some food uh you're right you

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have two blooming onions in your pocket no we do not why because remember you got on the boat went to

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give it to uh tawny and they turned to ash through the syndicated so all we got is the water we kept

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the water which we could make for free i had to make it yeah i know but we made it

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how did we make it again reverse osmosis yeah that's it

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close enough i guess

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pretty sure you just burned off this didn't you just make it like a purifier

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and you just kind of purified it kind of yeah i think i just i set up a thing to boil and then

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caught it the condensation yeah pasteurization i'm pretty sure that's not pasteurization it's

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basically no milk no you don't need milk that happened in moby dick for sure though that is that's

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exactly how they get the water it's really easy two different sticks going off of each other

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two different sticks yeah who's got a stick and tiger's got a stick going on right now no i think

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boo's just telling us what happened in moby dick

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it was pasteurized whale milk it was on right before we started playing like brandon and i were

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watching it while we ate dinner and uh i i've never seen it i learned a lot about whale hunting

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but i mean we were listening to your messages and one of them said all right now give the captain a

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slap and right as that happened captain ahab showed up yeah

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yeah give what was it captain daddy or daddy captain yeah

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well anyway uh welcome back you guys are uh on the open sea you're slowly pulling away from

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from last hurrah and uh i think the reality of the situation is set in on you because you have water

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water but no food and four men and a monkey on board

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oh well we could like that we could eat tawny

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we could eat tawny might be a little tough right because he's built like a brick shithouse

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right but we don't need to eat as much as we need to drink

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and we'll be able to drink amen brother cheers

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uh how much booze does captain have left oh it's an inordinate amount

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i mean you gotta remember i knew his leg was hollow you gotta remember this was my his shack was our home

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for a long time i haven't come up there's plenty places to hide things mostly i wanted to find some last

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time just look in the garbage piles i'm sure i laid one out somewhere i mean that's like saying look in the

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house that's not helpful it's all garbage

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yes

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uh as you guys uh drift on the uh the open shore uh the waves when you were in last hurrah things were relatively

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peaceful the water was calm the sun was shining um but as you guys kind of go further and further out to open sea

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um it's starting to get a little bit darker waves are getting a little bit rougher things are getting a little bit choppier

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um so for your next destination

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wherever that is have you guys decided where you're going

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where's the map again it's on the it's in the chat

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it's in the chat let me uh i can send you another one though here let me do that real quick

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oh here it is so i think we should avoid the avoid at all costs i think that's what that is a misnomer

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i think we should go there i think we might find something very cost like effective

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all right here's the thing you had you know a hand in drawing this map now you said you had a cartographer

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which i'm not sure whether to believe but he was under your employ i take it

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yes maybe was he your slave no he was no no no yeah he was my cartographer uh you know but i never

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actually got to see the map so i'm not really clear i got you know where i parked this thing that's why

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it's on the map so we don't know why or who wrote avoid at all costs maybe it's like an old viking trick

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you know like greenland and iceland yeah i mean i'm sure there's gotta be something there

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i'm sure there's our death there i sure i mean i mean i don't know don't you want to live

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yes that's why i am avoided at all costs at all costs let's send tawny he's a strong swimmer i think

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we can send him out on a paddle if we go i think he said he could not swim well i would just crack off

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a piece of the barge and send him to uh you know the trash can lid that's the only way we got off this

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part tawny hears you guys talking and he just kind of like slarley starts like going back into the

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shack like just kind of walking back like homer simpson in the bush yeah oh okay well i guess

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we're not doing that uh yeah i don't know man

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okay i wanted i wanted to do a flashback except i'm not sure if it would be a flashback it could just be

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one of our like down times on the boat in coming up so please yeah if you want to do a flashback i mean

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you guys have had a few days at sea so if you've done something and you want to bring it up you definitely

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okay uh i would like to uh role play um you know there there was a night where you know i couldn't

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quite sleep and like i got up and captain is just steering the boat he's like he's like brooding in

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the night and steering the boat and it's like four in in the morning and he is just having a whale of a

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time just steering the boat and we're just going straight we're not even going anywhere

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and uh we start we start talking

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yar

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uh yeah don't you sleep

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oh i sleep

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i take it in two hour increments

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like leonardo da vinci

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who

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well

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yeah

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you're just

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he's a learned man

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yeah i don't really know who he is either

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this is hobo i met once leonardo da vinci

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da vinci

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yes he was

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italian

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so uh

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well since i got you here i've been meaning to talk to you about something

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oh god no i wear socks not briefs

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well that's not true i've seen you get dressed and undressed

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and you're not wearing anything under that red fox

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you don't know that for sure

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i don't i think there's

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nothing separating you me from

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you

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but a little bit of pantaloons

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is this what you wanted to talk about really

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no

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no but you brought it up

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uh no i was going to talk to you about this whole uh

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camo boy business

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um

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you know

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maybe don't

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call me that anymore

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makes me sound like

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your sex slave

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which

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you know i don't

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want to do that

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i never thought of it like that

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how about cabin man

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but i

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i would

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no it's not so much the boy

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i could take boy

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it's just when you say cabin

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it makes it sound like i live in

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in your cabin

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which is

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you know where the

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the sex happens

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i i presume

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how about

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how about since

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you're my number one man

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i'll call you number one

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i i'm your number one man

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it's a

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it's a

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term of endearment that you see in

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such shows like star trek

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don't you already have a star trek reference on you

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oh i'm sure

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where

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in your bottles

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if what

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if that's how you feel my lad

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of course

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you'll always be

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what even is a cabin boy

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cabin boy is a term of endearment

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it's uh somebody who's

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always helps around uh the

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and makes sure the ships all ship shape

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it's uh

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it's

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it's typically for you know

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uh people who are sort of new to the business

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but they're learning fast

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i did not know it meant sex slave

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i have been away at sea for a long time

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and i also have lost my memory

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and uh

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well you know

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teenagers these days

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i can't keep up

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well

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i shall call you chuckles

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well that is

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that's my name

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yeah

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i'm not sure

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i want to be on a boat

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but i'm not sure i want to go back either

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well

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i don't know where we're going

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but

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i say we find out

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that's wise

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well let's go together

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i mean i got nothing

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i was viciously

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well never mind

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i i just

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you and just

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you and squish

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that rapscallion

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you guys are

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well

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i look at you very fondly

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not in a gay way

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no

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nothing wrong with that

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no nothing wrong with that

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although the sea is a lonely place

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and

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i really

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disappointed

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the only person

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that really

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loved me back at home

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and i'm not sure that

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i can

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i can fix that

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i mean

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also part of it is

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your fault

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but

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i

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feel alive

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and i don't want to go back to school

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well

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um

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join me on my mission to get the ship

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and

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we'll find new adventures

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but we can get off the ship sometimes right

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oh yes yes yes

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here's the thing

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here's the thing

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the world is very big

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duskfall is a very small part of it

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if we want to get anywhere in this world

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we're going to need transportation

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i don't know

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and not on garbage

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i don't know that we know that this is a big place

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what does that even mean

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it's a world

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is it

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i

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i mean

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yes

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we assume

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i've sailed the seas

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i've been from

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i've been all around

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it's a big place

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it looks like there's only four islands

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there's just one

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continents

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what

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oh

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they're continents

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they're not islands

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yeah they're continents

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are you froze

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no

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no you're still there

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okay

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all right

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that's a pretty big world

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i don't know

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listen

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i know i'm obsessive about this ship

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it's just i'm trying to get back onto the back in the back

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get my groove back

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and uh

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it seems like a pretty worthy goal to do

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um

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when we get the ship

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we'll go wherever we need to go

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wherever

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wherever

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fate will take us

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tell me

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dear captain

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what's the ship like

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oh

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there's

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it's very

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it's a fine ship

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uh

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it's got

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it's got red trim

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red trimmings

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it has a red frock

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is what you're saying

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it's a red ship

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basically

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um

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and uh

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it's got

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a very nice

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very nice

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uh

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below deck area

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uh

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from what i remember

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is there a hot tub

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my god

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no but we've never had a tinkerer before

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you think you could tinker us a hot tub

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hell yeah i could tinker us a hot tub

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oh my god

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i say we tinker a hot tub my lad

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although

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we are gonna have to

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enslave a ghost

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to power it

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i mean

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or hotman

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or hotman

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although we let him loose

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and uh

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i'm not

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i'm sure that's all worked out

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just fine

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oh

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well once he

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he probably will tire himself out

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i'm sure

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i mean

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he had a pretty good time

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i cut it

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i told him to cut loose

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it's been a while for that poor

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that poor demon

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does he come back

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how does that work

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i don't really know

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i don't really know

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well

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i guess we just have to try the fusion dance again

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and see what happens

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i i know when i dance

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he comes back

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it's a

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it's a delicate day

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it's a delicate business

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this uh

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ghost pirate stuff

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i

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it's all coming back to me

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i think

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do you think

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your

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your boat will

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sail to lockport

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yes

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i've always wanted to go to lockport

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sorry

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out of character

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i just

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i got stumped there

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because i forgot that there was a lockport

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oh

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you thought it was gonna be like space jam

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and we would enter into real life

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i just was like

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wait did this game just get real

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yes let's go to lockport

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i've been

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i've never been there before

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i've been all over the dagger isles

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i think

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but i've been all

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but i've never been to lockport

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let's

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let's check it out

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in a hot tub

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on a boat

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and

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and i told squish

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he could open up a fine diner in there

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or a franchise

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as you're telling me this story

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you look over to me

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and i'm sitting in my chair

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and i'm just going

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sitting in your what

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oh he just broke off

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i'm just sleeping like a happy baby

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so tiger you broke off there

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did that was it was that just me

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or did it

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oh

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that was just you

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oh yeah he broke off for me

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and you go

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i'm just sitting there

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and that's where he walked off

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and then all of a sudden

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you're just making the snoring noises

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oh yeah i was sleeping

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you put me right back to sleep

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which is really why we were talking

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well um

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i take off my frock coat

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and lay it on you

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and

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oh my god

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oh he's naked now

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oh no

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he's hanging long

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it's 4 a.m

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all right

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i'm taking an air shower

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it's what ben franklin would do

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another made up person

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ben franklin would take an air bath

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yeah him and

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look it up

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devonci

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they would

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do air baths

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benjamin franklin and leonardo devonci

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old uncle frank they called him

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they're good friends out on the streets

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well as you

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are you done

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yeah that was

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that was that

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i can't wait to do a lockport

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i hope it looks just like our lockport

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i'm not

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i hope not

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oh what a surprise

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what a surprise

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sarn slash squish

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wants the opposite of what everyone else wants

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well

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that was a beautiful touching moment

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but where are you sailing to

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what direction are we going

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are you guys going

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um i'm going northwards

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uh

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northwards

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i mean

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yeah

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yeah

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towards teacher rose

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uh i'm trying to

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also

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in that little flashback

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captain admitted he has no idea where he's going

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there's no record of that

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you caught

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you caught

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you caught

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i mean

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i have

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i'm following a map

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i don't remember where i parked my car

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why do you think i'm so funny

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you literally said i don't know where i'm going

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that's why i'm following a map

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all right

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we don't have gps in dustball

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but then we're not even in dustball anymore

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or whatever this world

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what is this world called bridget

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does it have a shape of a name

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blades

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blades

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the world of blades

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uh

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so as you're traveling uh

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north again

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you know the uh

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the skies are starting to get

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quite a bit darker

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the wind starts picking up

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the boat

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is starting to rock

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a little bit more

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now you guys don't have a lot of uh

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supplies to start with

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and things are

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you know

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a little

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not uncomfortable yet

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but you are a little

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little worrisome

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uh

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especially

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uh

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as night falls

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one night

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and you guys feel a bump

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on the boat

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hurry up

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throw the fishing line in

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anyone else feel that

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he was a biggin

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what time is it

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am i asleep on the wheel

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you're terrified

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yeah

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bumps on the boat

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i don't know much about boats

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i'm

00:21:45

i'm but a lowly cabin man

00:21:48

that could have been tawny

00:21:49

falling over for all we know

00:21:51

no i'm still here

00:21:53

ah

00:21:54

another mouth

00:21:54

get back in your garbage

00:21:56

that's like saying get back in the house

00:22:00

it's all garbage

00:22:00

we back on this

00:22:03

all right so

00:22:04

uh

00:22:05

maybe someone should

00:22:07

what is it

00:22:08

survey the

00:22:09

noise

00:22:09

yeah

00:22:12

survey

00:22:12

wish

00:22:13

wants to put his head down the

00:22:15

the poop hole

00:22:16

and take a look around

00:22:18

i don't think you want to do that

00:22:20

it's into the open ocean

00:22:22

let's just say

00:22:24

let's just say we've all

00:22:25

ate nothing but

00:22:27

you know blooming onions in the last 24 hours

00:22:29

maybe you don't want to stick your head in there

00:22:31

i'm sure it's gone by now

00:22:34

oh i don't know i've been here all day

00:22:37

yeah and for some reason

00:22:40

juckles has your coat and you're naked

00:22:43

i don't know what the hell happened

00:22:45

yeah we were shitting

00:22:46

all right

00:22:47

stick your head in there

00:22:48

you weren't there

00:22:50

tonight

00:22:50

all right

00:22:51

i would like to look at the hole before i shove my head into it

00:22:54

see if it's clear

00:22:56

no you can't

00:22:57

that's not what you said

00:22:58

uh

00:23:00

yeah if you want to survey the

00:23:01

the hole to see if it's clear

00:23:03

i mean

00:23:03

yeah

00:23:04

i hope you fail this roll

00:23:09

personal success

00:23:12

uh you look at the hole

00:23:15

and you don't see anything

00:23:18

like

00:23:18

suspicious about it

00:23:21

it doesn't look dangerous

00:23:22

um but the water around you

00:23:24

and around the hole

00:23:25

is uh

00:23:26

a little choppier

00:23:27

now

00:23:28

it's like

00:23:28

not moving

00:23:30

like with the regular ocean

00:23:31

it looks like something

00:23:32

has moved past

00:23:33

and underneath the boat

00:23:34

oh okay

00:23:36

well then i'm gonna stick my head in and look

00:23:37

all right

00:23:39

i jump in the hole

00:23:42

okay

00:23:44

okay

00:23:45

no not me

00:23:45

i was doing

00:23:46

i was doing the impression of andy

00:23:48

oh

00:23:48

you keep doing that

00:23:51

you're gonna get us in trouble

00:23:52

it's canon now

00:23:55

all right

00:23:58

let's

00:23:59

let's survey this uh

00:24:01

are you gonna survey the hole

00:24:02

yeah

00:24:03

all right

00:24:04

there's gotta be a better way to say that though

00:24:06

yeah

00:24:07

i'll take a 15 year old dark boy

00:24:11

is what you said

00:24:12

last week

00:24:12

yes

00:24:14

i don't think you can say anything worse than that

00:24:16

brin is gonna be so mad

00:24:18

you uh

00:24:20

you stick your head underneath

00:24:22

uh

00:24:23

down in the hole

00:24:23

now luckily as a demon

00:24:25

your eyes are immediately burned

00:24:27

uh

00:24:27

by the salt water

00:24:28

um

00:24:29

but just in the distance

00:24:31

just past the boat

00:24:32

a very very large

00:24:33

dark object

00:24:34

has just

00:24:35

disappeared

00:24:36

into the depths

00:24:37

oh

00:24:40

i pick up my head

00:24:41

and go

00:24:41

oh boy

00:24:42

there's uh

00:24:43

i think we're in trouble

00:24:46

boys

00:24:46

why

00:24:47

there's a large

00:24:49

shadowy object

00:24:50

that is

00:24:51

circled

00:24:51

that is

00:24:52

well i think it's circling us

00:24:54

no i'm sure it's

00:24:55

yeah

00:24:55

wasn't an attractive fish

00:24:57

was it what

00:24:59

an attractive fish

00:25:00

you know

00:25:01

it was a mermaid

00:25:02

um

00:25:03

i mean i'm not really into that

00:25:05

but

00:25:06

it wasn't

00:25:07

no

00:25:08

an ugly fish

00:25:09

or

00:25:11

whatever

00:25:12

it may or may not have been

00:25:14

and as you say that

00:25:16

uh

00:25:16

you guys feel another bump

00:25:18

a little bit more

00:25:18

violent this time

00:25:19

and you're actually

00:25:20

a little unsteady

00:25:21

on your feet now

00:25:22

oh

00:25:24

uh

00:25:25

raise the sails

00:25:26

raise the sails

00:25:27

hoist the masses

00:25:29

man

00:25:31

donnie

00:25:32

donnie

00:25:32

start rolling

00:25:33

everyone get your oars out

00:25:36

battle stations

00:25:37

battle stations

00:25:38

code red

00:25:40

at the

00:25:41

at the word

00:25:41

code red

00:25:42

donnie

00:25:43

uh

00:25:43

tawny and

00:25:44

uh

00:25:44

dd both come out

00:25:46

they take an oar

00:25:47

on either side

00:25:48

uh

00:25:49

and they do start paddling

00:25:50

what do the rest of you do

00:25:52

i've got at the wheel

00:25:53

and i'm like

00:25:54

just like

00:25:54

i can't see very far

00:25:56

because there's a bunch of garbage

00:25:57

in my way

00:25:58

but i'm like

00:25:59

like trying to look over it

00:26:00

like

00:26:00

you know

00:26:01

holding on to the wheel

00:26:02

that we've got

00:26:02

oh boy

00:26:04

yeah

00:26:05

it's

00:26:05

it's

00:26:06

it's

00:26:06

exciting

00:26:06

i'm tossing garbage overboard

00:26:08

just trying to

00:26:11

clear the way

00:26:13

that's fine

00:26:14

we might not have a tawny

00:26:15

much longer

00:26:16

i'm making sure the water's tied up

00:26:19

and maybe taking a sip of the

00:26:21

the holy water

00:26:22

oh yeah i forgot that's your alcohol

00:26:25

but it's life-saving as well

00:26:29

life-saving water

00:26:32

as you run around

00:26:37

as you

00:26:38

no

00:26:39

as you run around

00:26:39

to try to make these

00:26:40

uh

00:26:41

final preparations

00:26:41

you hear kind of a low

00:26:43

groaning sound

00:26:46

and it seems to be

00:26:47

coming from

00:26:48

all around you

00:26:49

and

00:26:50

specifically

00:26:50

right in front of you

00:26:52

but it's just this

00:26:52

kind of low

00:26:53

inhumane

00:26:55

groan

00:26:56

that just sends shivers

00:26:57

up your spine

00:26:58

uh

00:26:59

as you hear it

00:27:00

because you are

00:27:00

the only boat

00:27:02

are you sure that

00:27:04

was that anyone's stomach

00:27:05

we did eat a lot of onions

00:27:08

i'm sure

00:27:08

it's nothing

00:27:09

yeah

00:27:11

probably nothing

00:27:11

tony did you just fart

00:27:13

ha ha

00:27:15

and he's paddling

00:27:16

really hard

00:27:17

uh

00:27:18

dd is uh

00:27:19

kind of looking around

00:27:20

she's sniffing

00:27:21

she's uh

00:27:22

she kind of like

00:27:23

she's getting agitated

00:27:24

and she stands up

00:27:25

and she's like

00:27:26

she kind of starts

00:27:27

like screeching

00:27:28

and like hollering

00:27:29

a little bit

00:27:29

like you know

00:27:30

whining

00:27:30

you know

00:27:30

trying to get

00:27:31

your guys' attention

00:27:32

and she starts

00:27:32

pointing

00:27:33

out in the sea

00:27:34

what is it

00:27:36

what is it boy

00:27:36

what is it

00:27:38

is it a fish

00:27:40

you see someone

00:27:40

falling down the well

00:27:41

you see a little

00:27:42

fishy out there

00:27:43

someone throw out

00:27:44

the fishing

00:27:45

fishing rod

00:27:46

i'm sure we'll

00:27:46

catch something

00:27:47

this is look

00:27:47

monkeys good luck

00:27:49

i grabbed the fishing

00:27:50

rod and i cast out

00:27:51

over the front

00:27:52

of the boat

00:27:52

uh

00:27:55

once you cast

00:27:56

things seem to

00:27:57

settle down

00:27:57

ah yes

00:27:59

we got him

00:27:59

the

00:28:00

the sea starts

00:28:02

to settle

00:28:02

ah yes

00:28:04

we got him

00:28:04

this is

00:28:05

great

00:28:07

can i look around

00:28:11

for anything

00:28:11

long and sharp

00:28:12

harpoonish like

00:28:14

sure

00:28:15

okay

00:28:16

who needs to

00:28:17

harpoon it

00:28:17

i'm gonna catch

00:28:18

it on this

00:28:19

just carve off

00:28:21

the end

00:28:21

of uh

00:28:22

the uh

00:28:22

no we need

00:28:23

the ores

00:28:24

oh yeah

00:28:25

you're right

00:28:25

probably

00:28:25

otherwise tawny's

00:28:28

not gonna have

00:28:28

anything to do

00:28:29

he's gonna be

00:28:29

useless

00:28:29

he's useless

00:28:31

anyway

00:28:31

hey

00:28:32

you're not doing

00:28:35

good in your

00:28:35

internship tawny

00:28:36

you're not

00:28:37

paying your dues

00:28:38

we're still

00:28:39

we're still

00:28:39

evaluating you

00:28:40

you're still

00:28:41

on probation

00:28:42

i don't think

00:28:45

this is very fair

00:28:46

why did he even

00:28:47

come out here

00:28:47

this is stupid

00:28:48

because

00:28:50

squish

00:28:51

intimidated you

00:28:52

and i think we

00:28:54

shot you

00:28:54

yeah

00:28:56

and i'm still

00:28:57

healing

00:28:57

also you and i

00:28:59

we went out for

00:29:01

drugs man

00:29:01

we had a moment

00:29:02

yes we're drug

00:29:03

brothers

00:29:04

drug brothers

00:29:06

yeah but i wasn't

00:29:08

being mean to you

00:29:09

i was just saying

00:29:09

you're on probation

00:29:10

also i'm you know

00:29:14

i feel like this

00:29:15

fishing thing is

00:29:16

working

00:29:16

uh and when you

00:29:20

say that you say

00:29:20

this fishing thing

00:29:21

oh squish i'm

00:29:22

sorry you're gonna

00:29:23

look for a harpoon

00:29:23

correct

00:29:24

i would

00:29:25

uh he just

00:29:30

froze for me

00:29:31

anyone else

00:29:31

same here

00:29:32

he said he

00:29:33

would

00:29:33

he would

00:29:34

he would

00:29:35

what

00:29:35

he unfroze

00:29:36

what does he

00:29:37

want to do

00:29:37

oh i would

00:29:38

like or any

00:29:39

sharp uh

00:29:40

lawn item

00:29:41

that could be

00:29:42

used as like

00:29:42

a spear

00:29:43

okay

00:29:46

okay

00:29:47

yeah if you

00:29:48

if you want to

00:29:50

roll and see

00:29:50

what you can

00:29:51

find

00:29:51

uh what is

00:29:52

that

00:29:53

well if you're

00:29:56

just looking for

00:29:56

one i suppose it

00:29:57

would be like a

00:29:58

survey of survey

00:29:59

roll um

00:30:00

yeah

00:30:03

survey okay

00:30:08

uh in the uh

00:30:18

one of the

00:30:18

garbage piles

00:30:19

you say

00:30:19

kind of just

00:30:20

like the

00:30:21

left over

00:30:21

like a long

00:30:22

timber piece

00:30:23

that's just

00:30:24

been kind of

00:30:24

scored

00:30:25

along the

00:30:26

edges

00:30:26

it's pretty

00:30:27

jagged

00:30:27

uh but it

00:30:28

is it

00:30:28

seems strong

00:30:29

it's sturdy

00:30:30

uh so you

00:30:32

pick it up

00:30:32

and you find

00:30:33

it

00:30:34

i'm gonna

00:30:35

stand like

00:30:36

leonitis

00:30:37

in 300

00:30:38

uh while you

00:30:43

guys are

00:30:44

standing there

00:30:44

um

00:30:45

dd turns

00:30:47

around

00:30:47

uh at the

00:30:49

back of the

00:30:49

boat and

00:30:50

just gives

00:30:51

out a blood

00:30:51

curdling

00:30:52

scream

00:30:52

it's okay

00:30:55

we've got it

00:30:55

under control

00:30:56

oh no

00:30:57

oh boy

00:30:58

oh boy

00:30:59

oh no

00:31:01

not good

00:31:03

not good

00:31:05

i don't think

00:31:06

that he took

00:31:07

the bait

00:31:07

guys

00:31:08

or maybe

00:31:09

they did

00:31:09

what the

00:31:11

hell is that

00:31:11

when you turn

00:31:13

around

00:31:13

you see a

00:31:13

leviathan

00:31:14

this is a

00:31:15

giant uh

00:31:17

not quite

00:31:18

serpent not

00:31:19

quite whale

00:31:20

creature um

00:31:23

it is easily

00:31:23

big enough to

00:31:24

just swamp

00:31:25

your boat

00:31:25

and just

00:31:26

completely

00:31:27

send the

00:31:28

whole thing

00:31:28

underwater

00:31:29

it is big

00:31:31

and it is

00:31:32

angry and

00:31:32

it is staring

00:31:33

at you

00:31:34

i'm in the

00:31:36

i'm i'm at

00:31:37

i'm at the

00:31:37

wheel so i

00:31:38

can't see

00:31:38

behind the

00:31:39

boat and i

00:31:40

just imagine

00:31:40

you guys are

00:31:41

kind of like

00:31:41

all like

00:31:42

what's going

00:31:46

on is it

00:31:48

big can

00:31:50

we eat it

00:31:51

uh

00:31:52

uh

00:31:53

as you guys

00:31:58

are screaming

00:31:59

the screaming

00:32:00

uh this

00:32:01

thing lets

00:32:01

out a

00:32:02

loud

00:32:03

menacing

00:32:03

roar

00:32:04

uh that

00:32:05

shakes the

00:32:06

entire

00:32:06

garbage

00:32:07

uh it

00:32:08

starts to

00:32:08

kind of

00:32:09

swamp a

00:32:09

little it

00:32:10

kind of

00:32:10

goes deep

00:32:10

dips into

00:32:11

the water

00:32:11

and takes

00:32:12

on a little

00:32:12

bit of

00:32:13

water

00:32:13

um but

00:32:14

you don't

00:32:15

sink or

00:32:15

anything

00:32:16

uh but

00:32:16

things have

00:32:17

gotten very

00:32:18

unsteady

00:32:18

what the hell

00:32:20

was that

00:32:20

captain

00:32:22

i'm gonna

00:32:23

throw my

00:32:24

tube by

00:32:24

or my

00:32:25

jagged piece

00:32:26

of wood

00:32:26

into its

00:32:27

mouth

00:32:27

don't

00:32:29

piss it

00:32:30

off

00:32:30

go for it

00:32:32

go for that

00:32:32

i would

00:32:33

hunt right

00:32:34

you're gonna

00:32:34

try to

00:32:34

kill that

00:32:36

thing

00:32:36

i don't think

00:32:38

it's gonna

00:32:38

work but

00:32:39

yeah

00:32:39

i would

00:32:42

also like to

00:32:43

advise

00:32:43

uh the

00:32:45

captain to

00:32:45

a tune

00:32:46

to what

00:32:47

anything

00:32:49

we are in

00:32:50

dire straits

00:32:51

man

00:32:51

maybe it's

00:32:53

a ghost

00:32:54

maybe it's

00:32:54

park ghost

00:32:55

maybe it's

00:32:55

being driven

00:32:55

by a ghost

00:32:56

it seems

00:32:58

like the

00:32:59

time for my

00:32:59

captaining

00:33:00

skills and

00:33:00

not my

00:33:01

ghost

00:33:01

skills if

00:33:02

you want

00:33:02

my personal

00:33:03

honest

00:33:03

professional

00:33:04

we are on

00:33:04

a raft

00:33:05

and we're

00:33:06

about to be

00:33:06

eaten by a

00:33:07

dragon there's

00:33:08

nothing we

00:33:08

could do this

00:33:09

is an

00:33:09

unpowered

00:33:09

craft

00:33:10

you're

00:33:11

powerless

00:33:11

do you

00:33:14

remember what

00:33:14

a

00:33:15

leviathan

00:33:15

is

00:33:15

yes so

00:33:17

leviathans

00:33:18

are the

00:33:19

things that

00:33:19

dawn's

00:33:20

hammer

00:33:21

hunts

00:33:21

and kills

00:33:22

in their

00:33:23

much larger

00:33:24

ships

00:33:24

oh

00:33:25

we took

00:33:27

down the

00:33:27

dawn's

00:33:28

hammer we

00:33:28

can take

00:33:29

down a

00:33:29

leviathan

00:33:30

it's not

00:33:31

the transitive

00:33:32

property here

00:33:32

man that's

00:33:34

not how this

00:33:34

works

00:33:35

you know for

00:33:36

someone who

00:33:37

can't read

00:33:37

you know a

00:33:39

lot about

00:33:39

things

00:33:40

it's a

00:33:42

thing that

00:33:42

you do

00:33:43

from

00:33:43

science

00:33:44

tinkering

00:33:46

I mean

00:33:47

he's got

00:33:50

you there

00:33:51

oh sorry

00:33:53

go ahead

00:33:53

can I

00:33:54

attune

00:33:54

real quick

00:33:54

of course

00:33:55

I guess

00:33:56

we didn't

00:33:56

we did not

00:33:57

get a

00:33:58

resolution to

00:33:58

andy's role

00:33:59

do we

00:33:59

I don't know

00:34:00

which one we

00:34:00

want to do

00:34:01

first

00:34:01

yeah so

00:34:02

you uh

00:34:03

you toss

00:34:03

the uh

00:34:04

you throw

00:34:05

the uh

00:34:06

the spear

00:34:06

uh and it

00:34:07

lands and

00:34:08

you manage

00:34:08

to hit

00:34:09

uh the

00:34:10

leviathan

00:34:10

in the

00:34:11

mouth uh

00:34:12

and it

00:34:12

it screams

00:34:13

uh it's

00:34:14

definitely

00:34:14

hurt it

00:34:15

and it's

00:34:16

painful

00:34:16

um but

00:34:17

it's not

00:34:17

down by

00:34:18

any means

00:34:19

garbage

00:34:19

yes if

00:34:20

you do

00:34:20

throw uh

00:34:21

splinters

00:34:23

essentially into

00:34:23

its mouth it

00:34:24

does not

00:34:25

make it

00:34:25

comfortable

00:34:25

uh so

00:34:27

you hit it

00:34:27

it's

00:34:28

irritated and

00:34:29

it starts

00:34:29

kind of

00:34:30

thrashing its

00:34:31

head around

00:34:31

uh which

00:34:32

also kind of

00:34:33

makes the

00:34:33

boat very

00:34:34

unsteady

00:34:34

at this

00:34:35

point

00:34:35

hey guys

00:34:39

i think

00:34:39

it's allergic

00:34:40

to wood

00:34:40

it hates

00:34:42

wood

00:34:43

it hates

00:34:44

wood

00:34:45

get the

00:34:45

oars ready

00:34:46

boys

00:34:46

hey this

00:34:47

whole barge

00:34:48

is made

00:34:48

of wood

00:34:49

we need

00:34:50

to start

00:34:50

rowing

00:34:51

don't throw

00:34:51

the oars

00:34:52

off the

00:34:52

ship

00:34:52

we are not

00:34:54

gonna outrun

00:34:54

this

00:34:54

i don't know

00:34:56

man

00:34:56

we're screwed

00:34:57

let's pack

00:34:58

it in

00:34:58

yeah that's

00:34:59

it let's

00:34:59

give up

00:35:00

let's let

00:35:00

it eat

00:35:01

us

00:35:01

all right

00:35:02

start playing

00:35:03

the violin

00:35:03

we'll go

00:35:05

down like

00:35:06

the ship

00:35:06

the titanic

00:35:08

this just

00:35:09

starts to

00:35:10

lay down

00:35:10

on the

00:35:11

boat

00:35:11

who does

00:35:12

squish

00:35:13

oh

00:35:14

squish

00:35:14

and i

00:35:16

i small

00:35:17

spoon into

00:35:18

your fetal

00:35:19

position

00:35:20

oh okay

00:35:21

because you're

00:35:21

better than me

00:35:22

okay so what's

00:35:24

the creature

00:35:24

doing

00:35:24

uh right

00:35:26

now it's

00:35:27

mad uh it

00:35:28

just got a

00:35:29

giant uh

00:35:30

splinter in

00:35:30

its mouth

00:35:31

uh it's

00:35:32

uh yeah

00:35:33

i got an

00:35:34

idea

00:35:34

can i call

00:35:35

neelix to

00:35:36

use him to

00:35:36

distract the

00:35:37

fish while we

00:35:38

try to get

00:35:38

away

00:35:39

wait i thought

00:35:40

you want to

00:35:40

do a tune

00:35:41

i did but

00:35:42

now i'm

00:35:42

reconsidering

00:35:43

okay

00:35:43

because i

00:35:44

haven't done

00:35:44

it yet

00:35:45

neelix isn't

00:35:46

that a star

00:35:46

trek reference

00:35:47

yes you do

00:35:49

oh that's a

00:35:51

star trek

00:35:51

reference you

00:35:52

were referencing

00:35:52

yeah

00:35:53

yeah go

00:35:55

ahead and

00:35:56

uh command

00:35:57

neelix

00:35:58

do i any

00:35:59

uh any

00:35:59

modifiers

00:36:00

well you have

00:36:01

your eye patch

00:36:02

right

00:36:02

uh yes

00:36:03

so yeah that

00:36:05

would give you

00:36:06

the uh that

00:36:07

extra

00:36:07

one die

00:36:09

yeah extra

00:36:10

die yeah so

00:36:11

it'd be your

00:36:11

command which is

00:36:12

two plus one

00:36:13

what's he do

00:36:15

gonna he's gonna

00:36:17

boil it tea

00:36:17

isn't he a

00:36:18

butler

00:36:18

that's not right

00:36:20

right

00:36:20

no why did

00:36:22

you only throw

00:36:23

one

00:36:23

i threw what

00:36:24

my command

00:36:25

said

00:36:25

uh for

00:36:28

the roll

00:36:29

command

00:36:29

but you

00:36:31

have two

00:36:32

it should be

00:36:32

at least

00:36:32

two

00:36:33

okay so i

00:36:36

should i put

00:36:36

down two

00:36:36

die

00:36:37

well it's

00:36:39

two plus

00:36:39

one you

00:36:39

should have

00:36:40

three die

00:36:40

that you

00:36:40

do total

00:36:41

like it's

00:36:41

two normally

00:36:42

and then

00:36:42

another plus

00:36:43

one for

00:36:44

your eye

00:36:44

patch

00:36:44

see why did

00:36:48

it only send

00:36:48

two i tried

00:36:49

doing three

00:36:49

are you

00:36:53

injured

00:36:53

no i mean

00:36:56

a little bit

00:36:56

i think but

00:36:57

you're concussed

00:36:59

you have metal

00:37:00

shock you have

00:37:01

stress from fail

00:37:02

jump and you

00:37:02

have bruised

00:37:03

ribs

00:37:03

you're very

00:37:05

hurt

00:37:05

i'm very

00:37:06

hurt

00:37:06

oh if any of

00:37:07

those cause

00:37:07

you to have

00:37:08

oh mental

00:37:09

shock is

00:37:10

actually minus

00:37:10

one d

00:37:11

oh that's

00:37:13

probably what's

00:37:13

happening then

00:37:14

yeah this was

00:37:16

me trying to

00:37:17

roll that

00:37:17

uh anyway

00:37:19

okay we'll

00:37:19

take the the

00:37:20

four or five

00:37:20

uh because

00:37:22

that's what

00:37:22

you got a

00:37:22

five either

00:37:23

way uh

00:37:24

yeah so uh

00:37:25

neelix is able

00:37:26

to come out

00:37:27

uh he's like

00:37:28

he he looks

00:37:30

at the at

00:37:30

the leviathan

00:37:31

and then he

00:37:31

looks at you

00:37:32

and in a

00:37:32

very ungentlemanly

00:37:33

way unbutler

00:37:34

way he goes

00:37:35

what do you

00:37:35

want me to

00:37:36

do

00:37:36

can't hear

00:37:41

you

00:37:42

quick scare

00:37:43

it

00:37:44

no you just

00:37:46

yelled it

00:37:47

so it it

00:37:48

cut you

00:37:48

out

00:37:49

quick scare

00:37:50

it

00:37:50

uh he like

00:37:52

looks around

00:37:53

and uh

00:37:54

okay

00:37:56

uh

00:37:57

try to lead

00:37:59

it away from

00:38:00

us let it

00:38:00

bite at you

00:38:01

i mean he

00:38:01

can't hurt

00:38:02

you right

00:38:02

just get

00:38:03

it away

00:38:04

turn into a

00:38:05

fish or

00:38:06

something delicious

00:38:07

or perhaps a

00:38:07

female with

00:38:08

the leviathan

00:38:09

and then try

00:38:10

to kiss it

00:38:11

i don't think

00:38:12

ghosts can do

00:38:13

that

00:38:13

uh neelix kind

00:38:16

of closes his

00:38:17

eyes and

00:38:17

his essence

00:38:18

kind of like

00:38:18

shimmers for

00:38:19

a second

00:38:20

then it

00:38:20

disappears

00:38:21

and in the

00:38:21

water next

00:38:22

to leviathan

00:38:23

you see uh

00:38:24

another leviathan

00:38:26

kind of appear

00:38:27

but this one's

00:38:27

like very

00:38:28

cartoonish

00:38:28

like it's it's

00:38:30

very clearly

00:38:31

like trying to

00:38:32

be a lady

00:38:32

leviathan

00:38:33

it's got like

00:38:34

you know big

00:38:35

lips and like

00:38:36

the eye shadow

00:38:37

and it's like

00:38:37

you

00:38:38

and it starts

00:38:39

calling your

00:38:40

attention and

00:38:41

the leviathan's

00:38:42

attention is

00:38:42

turned to that

00:38:43

but as he

00:38:45

uh as he

00:38:46

turns his

00:38:47

body is so

00:38:48

big that he

00:38:49

that he actually

00:38:50

like makes the

00:38:52

water in the

00:38:52

boat even worse

00:38:53

so he's

00:38:55

distracted at

00:38:56

this point but

00:38:57

things are going

00:38:57

to be in a

00:38:58

more desperate

00:38:59

situation at this

00:39:00

point because you

00:39:01

have now on very

00:39:02

unsteady ground

00:39:03

oh no he made

00:39:04

it worse neelix

00:39:05

you screwed us

00:39:05

again

00:39:06

hey captain

00:39:07

yarr

00:39:08

you still got

00:39:09

that lion

00:39:10

yes

00:39:12

name i can't

00:39:13

remember his

00:39:13

name

00:39:14

turns out

00:39:14

greg

00:39:14

paul

00:39:15

paul

00:39:16

hey paul

00:39:18

paul the lion

00:39:19

and he's in

00:39:21

the frock still

00:39:22

the frock that

00:39:22

uh chuckles is

00:39:24

now wearing

00:39:24

oh

00:39:25

leviathan

00:39:26

have any

00:39:27

weaknesses

00:39:27

he's like

00:39:31

well

00:39:31

i mean

00:39:32

they're big and

00:39:33

scary um

00:39:34

that's not a

00:39:35

weakness

00:39:35

are they

00:39:36

ticklish

00:39:36

well yeah

00:39:39

uh no they're

00:39:40

not ticklish but

00:39:41

uh you know

00:39:42

they their

00:39:43

stomachs are

00:39:44

pretty bare

00:39:44

the underbelly

00:39:46

all right boys

00:39:48

we're getting

00:39:48

eaten

00:39:48

look quick

00:39:50

look delicious

00:39:51

from the inside

00:39:52

or the outside

00:39:52

that's well

00:39:54

probably the

00:39:54

inside too but

00:39:55

definitely the

00:39:56

outside

00:39:56

do you know

00:40:00

how they hunt

00:40:01

leviathan

00:40:01

no

00:40:02

well neither do

00:40:04

i but that

00:40:04

would have been

00:40:04

good to know

00:40:05

oh my god

00:40:06

we should have

00:40:06

prepared

00:40:07

if only

00:40:08

i could

00:40:09

read

00:40:09

i wish

00:40:11

their weakness

00:40:11

was clay

00:40:12

lions that

00:40:13

spoke

00:40:13

and you

00:40:15

might have

00:40:16

been some

00:40:16

use

00:40:16

aim for

00:40:18

its stomach

00:40:19

thank you

00:40:20

all right

00:40:21

you're welcome

00:40:22

where's your

00:40:23

gun

00:40:24

oh yeah i got

00:40:27

a gun

00:40:27

but the water

00:40:30

is pretty

00:40:30

choppy i'm

00:40:31

not sure if

00:40:32

i'm gonna get

00:40:32

a good shot

00:40:33

again

00:40:36

what

00:40:38

again he

00:40:39

forgot he

00:40:40

had a gun

00:40:40

it's like

00:40:43

when i forgot

00:40:43

we had

00:40:44

sails

00:40:44

well we

00:40:46

didn't have

00:40:47

sails until

00:40:47

that moment

00:40:48

no you guys

00:40:50

used the carpet

00:40:51

for it

00:40:51

she's right

00:40:54

i feel that

00:40:56

i'll hold up

00:40:57

under

00:40:58

scoop

00:40:58

all right

00:40:59

can i see

00:41:00

if maybe

00:41:00

like

00:41:01

the stomach

00:41:02

is

00:41:02

out

00:41:05

yeah

00:41:07

uh

00:41:07

it's kind

00:41:09

of

00:41:09

so in

00:41:10

the water

00:41:10

it's upright

00:41:11

but it is

00:41:12

very like

00:41:12

it's kind

00:41:12

of a cylindrical

00:41:13

like a seal

00:41:14

you know

00:41:15

so it's

00:41:16

it has a

00:41:17

stomach that's

00:41:17

very visible

00:41:18

you just have

00:41:19

to flip it

00:41:20

to see it

00:41:21

i'm not gonna

00:41:23

make you study

00:41:24

that it's a

00:41:24

big big seal

00:41:25

all right

00:41:26

hey captain

00:41:28

yeah i'm

00:41:29

holding on

00:41:29

for dear life

00:41:30

tell me

00:41:31

tell me

00:41:32

he likes to

00:41:32

go

00:41:33

to the

00:41:34

back side

00:41:34

of the

00:41:36

leviathan

00:41:37

he's not

00:41:39

gonna like

00:41:40

that

00:41:40

he's a

00:41:42

ghost

00:41:42

command him

00:41:44

all right

00:41:47

all right

00:41:48

i roll

00:41:49

command

00:41:49

uh what

00:41:50

should i

00:41:50

roll since

00:41:51

my command

00:41:51

is gonna

00:41:51

be

00:41:52

just roll

00:41:52

no more

00:41:53

command

00:41:53

uh well

00:41:55

it's gonna

00:41:55

be desperate

00:41:56

all the

00:41:56

rolls from

00:41:57

here on

00:41:57

on are

00:41:57

gonna be

00:41:58

desperate

00:41:58

wait but

00:41:59

it did

00:42:00

roll it

00:42:00

rolled it

00:42:00

correctly

00:42:01

because

00:42:02

it did

00:42:02

roll it

00:42:02

correctly

00:42:03

since you

00:42:04

have a

00:42:04

level two

00:42:04

it's a

00:42:04

minus one

00:42:05

d

00:42:05

so we

00:42:12

four

00:42:12

yeah

00:42:14

yeah

00:42:14

uh neelix

00:42:16

hears what

00:42:17

you said

00:42:17

and he

00:42:17

kind of

00:42:18

like gives

00:42:19

you one

00:42:19

of these

00:42:19

like

00:42:20

and it uh

00:42:23

he zips

00:42:23

away for a

00:42:24

second

00:42:24

uh disappears

00:42:25

and then when

00:42:26

he reappears

00:42:27

he's again

00:42:28

this female

00:42:28

leviathan

00:42:29

uh on the

00:42:30

back side

00:42:31

of behind

00:42:32

i'm assuming

00:42:33

i'm assuming

00:42:33

is what

00:42:33

you meant

00:42:33

right behind

00:42:34

yeah

00:42:35

the leviathan

00:42:35

and he uh

00:42:36

he does

00:42:37

one of those

00:42:37

like you

00:42:37

sort of uh

00:42:39

little tail

00:42:40

wags

00:42:41

and uh the

00:42:43

leviathan

00:42:44

turns his

00:42:45

his head

00:42:45

and he

00:42:46

starts making

00:42:46

this sort

00:42:47

of big

00:42:47

u-turn

00:42:48

as he goes

00:42:49

around the

00:42:49

other way

00:42:50

um but

00:42:51

he uh

00:42:52

he so

00:42:55

he's now

00:42:56

heading in

00:42:56

the opposite

00:42:57

direction

00:42:57

uh you

00:42:58

know if

00:42:58

your boat

00:42:59

was here

00:42:59

he was

00:43:00

heading this

00:43:01

way now

00:43:01

he's heading

00:43:02

back this

00:43:02

way

00:43:02

so i still

00:43:05

can't see

00:43:05

his stomach

00:43:06

no

00:43:07

his stomach

00:43:09

is in the

00:43:10

water

00:43:10

we need to

00:43:13

get his

00:43:13

stomach exposed

00:43:14

boys

00:43:14

he's not

00:43:15

ticklish

00:43:16

no he's

00:43:20

not but

00:43:21

we still

00:43:21

need to

00:43:21

get it

00:43:22

exposed

00:43:22

what do

00:43:26

you want

00:43:26

to do

00:43:26

i don't

00:43:27

know

00:43:28

um

00:43:30

maybe he's

00:43:31

a ghost

00:43:32

attuned to

00:43:33

him

00:43:33

put him

00:43:34

in a

00:43:34

bottle

00:43:34

do we

00:43:38

have any

00:43:39

caviar

00:43:39

so what's

00:43:45

it doing

00:43:45

is it

00:43:45

following

00:43:46

neelix

00:43:46

right now

00:43:46

yeah it's

00:43:48

kind of

00:43:48

heading towards

00:43:49

neelix you

00:43:49

can kind of

00:43:50

see his

00:43:50

body moving

00:43:51

in the

00:43:51

water uh

00:43:52

you know it's

00:43:52

kind of like a

00:43:53

it's a very

00:43:54

large but very

00:43:55

serpentine kind

00:43:56

of body that's

00:43:57

just like

00:43:57

heading towards

00:43:59

the uh

00:43:59

heading towards

00:44:01

neelix who is

00:44:01

looking at you

00:44:02

in sheer panic

00:44:03

as this giant

00:44:03

leviathan comes

00:44:04

towards him and

00:44:05

he is dressed

00:44:06

as a lady

00:44:06

leviathan

00:44:07

that's fine he's

00:44:08

nothing but a

00:44:08

tool how close

00:44:09

are we to

00:44:09

the island

00:44:10

that says

00:44:10

avoided at all

00:44:11

costs are we

00:44:11

close to that

00:44:12

you see something

00:44:14

in the distance

00:44:15

a piece of

00:44:16

land can we

00:44:17

can we dash

00:44:18

towards it

00:44:18

sure by dash

00:44:21

do you mean

00:44:21

just command

00:44:22

tawny and

00:44:23

dd to work

00:44:23

harder

00:44:24

perhaps whip

00:44:26

them well

00:44:26

however you'd

00:44:28

want to do it

00:44:28

if you want to

00:44:28

like start

00:44:29

finessing some

00:44:30

of these sails

00:44:31

if you want to

00:44:31

command those

00:44:32

two to paddle

00:44:33

harder i think

00:44:34

those are all

00:44:35

good ideas

00:44:36

raise the sails

00:44:38

who are you

00:44:38

who are you

00:44:39

talking to

00:44:40

bring me a

00:44:43

whiskey sour

00:44:44

all right yeah

00:44:48

i'm gonna start

00:44:49

working on the

00:44:50

sails because i

00:44:51

feel like that's a

00:44:51

what do you call

00:44:53

it a tinkering

00:44:53

type thing

00:44:54

sure and i'll

00:44:56

command the

00:44:56

boys

00:44:57

you don't say

00:44:59

all right who

00:45:04

wants to go

00:45:04

first

00:45:05

you can go

00:45:07

first

00:45:07

well what

00:45:09

did i

00:45:09

uh squish

00:45:12

decide

00:45:12

squish is

00:45:14

laying on the

00:45:15

floor in a

00:45:15

fetal position i

00:45:16

think

00:45:16

no he was he

00:45:19

was trying to

00:45:19

set up aim but

00:45:20

he didn't get

00:45:20

lucky there was

00:45:21

no stomach to

00:45:22

shoot

00:45:22

no i think we

00:45:28

should go towards

00:45:28

the island

00:45:29

but uh what

00:45:31

action can you do

00:45:31

to help us get

00:45:32

there

00:45:32

why do you

00:45:39

shoot the fish

00:45:40

um well i'm i'm

00:45:42

pretty good with

00:45:43

finesse so i can

00:45:44

see like the

00:45:45

break into like

00:45:46

the waves and

00:45:47

where his tail

00:45:48

might be able to

00:45:49

come up so i

00:45:51

know like which

00:45:52

way to point

00:45:52

the boat

00:45:54

so you're

00:45:56

navigating us

00:45:57

yes

00:45:59

all right so

00:46:01

are you driving

00:46:02

no i'm just

00:46:04

standing in the

00:46:05

front

00:46:05

like scouting

00:46:09

so you're back

00:46:10

seat driving is

00:46:11

what you're telling

00:46:12

us oh i'm

00:46:13

front boat

00:46:13

driving

00:46:14

front boat

00:46:15

good i mean i

00:46:17

do have piles of

00:46:18

garbage to look

00:46:19

to be a look

00:46:20

a look a look

00:46:20

around so i

00:46:22

don't think

00:46:22

no i threw

00:46:23

those out of

00:46:23

the way

00:46:24

no there's a

00:46:25

lot of garbage

00:46:26

on this boat

00:46:26

you did throw a

00:46:27

lot out of the

00:46:28

way but there's

00:46:28

a lot i mean

00:46:30

how much garbage

00:46:32

is left

00:46:32

bridget

00:46:33

oh no i hope

00:46:37

she's not rolling

00:46:37

that means

00:46:40

oh no

00:46:41

a lot

00:46:43

oh no

00:46:44

no

00:46:48

okay

00:46:49

well i mean

00:46:50

yeah but you

00:46:53

oh yeah i'm

00:46:55

sorry i was just

00:46:55

clicked on you

00:46:56

that was my

00:46:56

fault

00:46:56

okay i was

00:46:58

trying to see

00:46:58

how many uh

00:46:59

how much survey

00:46:59

you had or

00:47:00

whatever you

00:47:01

had okay so

00:47:02

uh squish is at

00:47:03

the front of the

00:47:03

boat he's

00:47:04

commanding it

00:47:05

uh captain is

00:47:06

actually steering it

00:47:07

and he's shouting

00:47:08

commands to

00:47:08

everybody chuckles

00:47:09

is gonna try

00:47:10

uh you're

00:47:11

tinkering the uh

00:47:12

the sails uh

00:47:13

let's do let's

00:47:14

do some rolls

00:47:14

see how well you

00:47:15

do okay chuckles

00:47:17

how well are you

00:47:17

doing with those

00:47:18

sails really really

00:47:19

well we don't even

00:47:20

have to roll i'm

00:47:21

climbing up and

00:47:21

down the mast just

00:47:23

pulling sails in

00:47:24

every which direction

00:47:25

and uh the captain

00:47:27

is yelling at me

00:47:28

how to do sails

00:47:29

because i don't

00:47:30

really know and he

00:47:32

doesn't really know

00:47:32

how to tell someone

00:47:33

else how to do it

00:47:33

but uh we're doing

00:47:35

good chemistry

00:47:36

what

00:47:38

that's what we'll

00:47:39

say is i don't

00:47:40

know it's not that

00:47:41

i don't know what

00:47:41

i'm doing i'm just

00:47:42

bad at communicating

00:47:43

it's true you kind

00:47:46

of know it in your

00:47:47

bones but you don't

00:47:48

really know why or

00:47:50

how and you don't

00:47:51

like quite remember

00:47:52

it on a conscious

00:47:53

level oh we're

00:47:54

doing desperate

00:47:54

i mean it is a

00:48:01

bunch of rope

00:48:01

so much as you're

00:48:04

as you're going up

00:48:04

and down the sails i

00:48:05

imagine you just

00:48:06

have this like little

00:48:06

like thread

00:48:07

thread and like

00:48:08

needle and you're

00:48:08

just like patching

00:48:09

holes and tightening

00:48:11

robes and scurrying

00:48:12

up and down like

00:48:13

just a little squirrel

00:48:14

in a tree

00:48:15

yep just uh

00:48:16

oh shit

00:48:17

i'm gonna go

00:48:18

yeah i'm i'm

00:48:21

upside down sometimes

00:48:23

yeah

00:48:24

squirts look at

00:48:26

that he's upside

00:48:27

down

00:48:27

that's insane

00:48:32

captain

00:48:36

whoa

00:48:37

wow

00:48:37

wow

00:48:39

look at that

00:48:40

red car

00:48:42

captain how is uh

00:48:46

how's your command

00:48:46

going how are tawny

00:48:47

and dd doing

00:48:49

uh hold on

00:48:51

uh risky

00:48:54

desperate

00:48:55

uh desperate yeah

00:48:56

oh it's bad

00:49:00

oh it's bad

00:49:00

they are not

00:49:01

listening to any

00:49:01

of my commands

00:49:02

at all

00:49:03

tawny and dd

00:49:04

are just in a

00:49:05

straight panic

00:49:07

and it's kind of

00:49:08

unfortunate because

00:49:09

they're not making

00:49:10

the boat steer

00:49:11

very straight

00:49:11

because like

00:49:12

one of them

00:49:13

will paddle

00:49:13

and then like

00:49:14

look back

00:49:14

and the other

00:49:15

one will paddle

00:49:16

they're not

00:49:16

paddling in

00:49:17

unison

00:49:17

uh they're not

00:49:18

doing very well

00:49:19

uh tawny is

00:49:21

just like

00:49:22

dd's screaming

00:49:24

uh her little

00:49:25

monkey heart

00:49:26

out tawny is

00:49:26

just like

00:49:27

completely blanched

00:49:28

um and at one

00:49:29

point there's a

00:49:30

really big wave

00:49:31

and uh tawny

00:49:32

kind of hits the

00:49:33

deck really hard

00:49:34

uh and you

00:49:35

don't you can

00:49:36

hear like a

00:49:36

crunch uh

00:49:38

something in

00:49:38

tawny's arm

00:49:39

has broken

00:49:40

oh god we just

00:49:41

got him fixed

00:49:42

up

00:49:43

all right we

00:49:44

gotta shoot

00:49:45

him

00:49:45

uh tawny's

00:49:48

like

00:49:48

he's like

00:49:51

i think i

00:49:52

broke something

00:49:53

i can't i

00:49:54

can't paddle

00:49:55

here someone

00:49:57

take my

00:49:57

paddle

00:49:57

he just like

00:49:59

lifts it

00:49:59

completely ignore

00:50:02

him

00:50:02

and now he

00:50:04

starts swimming

00:50:05

and now he

00:50:05

starts steering

00:50:06

in circles

00:50:06

because we

00:50:07

only have a

00:50:08

monkey to

00:50:09

roll for us

00:50:09

uh squish how

00:50:12

are you doing

00:50:12

navigating um

00:50:14

i'm gonna do

00:50:14

like a finesse

00:50:15

to kind of like

00:50:16

find out where

00:50:17

like the waves

00:50:18

are up and

00:50:19

down and

00:50:19

and trying to

00:50:20

like be able to

00:50:21

point the

00:50:21

the clearest

00:50:22

path

00:50:23

oh boy

00:50:30

so you guys

00:50:31

are just kind

00:50:32

of going in

00:50:32

circles now

00:50:33

at this point

00:50:34

because like

00:50:34

you're trying to

00:50:35

steer uh

00:50:36

one arm is

00:50:37

broken so you

00:50:38

guys so

00:50:38

dd is just

00:50:39

trying her

00:50:40

hardest paddling

00:50:41

but she is

00:50:41

losing her

00:50:42

little monkey

00:50:42

mind um

00:50:43

and she

00:50:44

actually you

00:50:44

guys end up

00:50:45

actually turning

00:50:46

the boat

00:50:46

completely all

00:50:47

the way around

00:50:47

just to see

00:50:48

uh in the

00:50:50

distance the

00:50:50

leviathan has

00:50:51

come up to

00:50:52

neelix and

00:50:52

realizing neelix is

00:50:54

incorporeal um

00:50:56

is very angry and

00:50:57

has turned his

00:50:58

attention back to

00:50:59

you so the

00:51:00

island is behind

00:51:01

you and the

00:51:02

leviathan's in

00:51:02

front of you

00:51:03

oh dear not

00:51:05

only is he

00:51:06

presumably angry

00:51:07

he's also

00:51:07

uncontrollably

00:51:08

horny

00:51:09

he's been

00:51:11

cockteased

00:51:11

perhaps this

00:51:15

has backfired

00:51:16

maybe we'll go

00:51:17

fashion reverse

00:51:18

uh why don't we

00:51:20

why don't we

00:51:20

throw one of

00:51:21

the bottles of

00:51:21

water at him

00:51:22

or the barrels

00:51:23

of water see

00:51:24

if that he'll

00:51:25

bite at that

00:51:25

he lives in

00:51:26

water

00:51:27

i mean it's a

00:51:30

distraction he'll

00:51:31

like bite at

00:51:33

it you know

00:51:34

how how far do

00:51:36

you think we

00:51:37

can throw a

00:51:37

bottle of water

00:51:38

a bottle i'd

00:51:40

be not a

00:51:41

bottle a barrel

00:51:42

of water

00:51:42

let's abandon

00:51:43

ship just

00:51:44

toss it off the

00:51:46

back bow

00:51:46

if we abandon

00:51:50

ship we got to

00:51:51

jump into the

00:51:51

hole that's the

00:51:52

only way we're

00:51:52

getting out of

00:51:53

here and you

00:51:54

don't want to do

00:51:55

that make a swim

00:51:56

for it

00:51:56

all right i'll

00:51:59

start fine you

00:52:01

big babies i'll

00:52:02

start rowing

00:52:02

the only one who

00:52:08

successfully did

00:52:09

anything is gonna

00:52:10

go row i fix

00:52:13

all the fucking

00:52:13

sails

00:52:14

good for you

00:52:18

now we're sailing

00:52:19

right into the

00:52:20

maw

00:52:20

no no that

00:52:23

was because of

00:52:23

tawny's broken

00:52:24

arm

00:52:25

well yeah i

00:52:27

didn't point in

00:52:28

the right direction

00:52:28

either

00:52:29

yeah you're right

00:52:30

we should feed

00:52:31

him to the

00:52:31

leviathan

00:52:32

we that's not a

00:52:34

bad option

00:52:34

it's a really

00:52:35

good option

00:52:36

actually

00:52:36

don't

00:52:37

i think it's a

00:52:38

bad option

00:52:39

don't feed the

00:52:40

intern into

00:52:41

you don't have a

00:52:42

vote yet you're

00:52:43

still on probation

00:52:44

this is what

00:52:45

interns are for

00:52:46

i'm sorry we are

00:52:47

drug brothers but

00:52:48

that stops when

00:52:50

i'm in the least

00:52:51

bit inconvenienced

00:52:53

i'm not i'm not

00:52:56

doing that

00:52:57

oh boy

00:52:59

well i can't

00:53:01

really make you do

00:53:01

anything you've

00:53:03

made me realize

00:53:03

all right i'm

00:53:05

rolling

00:53:05

that's character

00:53:07

to go

00:53:08

backwards or

00:53:09

towards

00:53:09

not towards the

00:53:11

leviathan towards

00:53:12

the island we're

00:53:12

gonna go to the

00:53:13

island we're going

00:53:14

to the closest

00:53:15

island

00:53:15

going towards

00:53:18

the birds see

00:53:19

the birds

00:53:19

no the

00:53:21

leviathan ate

00:53:22

them all

00:53:23

no boy

00:53:23

he didn't even

00:53:24

mean to

00:53:25

yeah he probably

00:53:26

he just did on

00:53:27

accident like

00:53:27

sometimes when you

00:53:28

swallow a bug

00:53:29

uh yeah so go

00:53:32

ahead and throw

00:53:33

uh roll for uh

00:53:34

your finesse to

00:53:35

see how well you

00:53:36

roll uh

00:53:37

backwards

00:53:38

roll for

00:53:39

row

00:53:40

i probably don't

00:53:44

have any finesse

00:53:44

i'm very one

00:53:45

excited character

00:53:46

hey

00:53:53

uh you start

00:53:56

gaining some

00:53:56

speed uh and

00:53:58

you guys are at

00:53:58

least going in the

00:53:59

right direction uh

00:54:00

towards the the

00:54:01

island backwards

00:54:02

um but you can

00:54:04

still see the

00:54:05

leviathan uh

00:54:05

approaching you

00:54:06

so you're heading

00:54:10

the right direction

00:54:11

leviathan is still

00:54:12

there and he sees

00:54:13

his meal starting

00:54:15

to get away

00:54:15

i didn't even

00:54:16

know he ate

00:54:17

garbage guard

00:54:18

barges

00:54:19

all right um

00:54:21

can i summon the

00:54:23

fire demon

00:54:23

yeah you have to

00:54:25

do your fusion

00:54:25

dance

00:54:26

but i gotta have

00:54:27

someone hold the

00:54:27

wheel who was who's

00:54:28

not doing anything

00:54:29

right now

00:54:29

i'm not doing

00:54:30

anything right now

00:54:31

you should be you

00:54:32

should be rowing

00:54:33

right now or

00:54:34

tawny

00:54:34

make tawny do it

00:54:36

dd's rowing

00:54:38

okay

00:54:40

somebody get over

00:54:41

here and row

00:54:42

i have to dance

00:54:43

tawny use your

00:54:45

good arm to

00:54:46

navigate

00:54:47

right

00:54:47

or to steer

00:54:49

squish

00:54:50

so tawny you

00:54:51

still stand there

00:54:52

do nothing

00:54:52

grab the wheel

00:54:53

with his one arm

00:54:55

is trying to fight

00:54:56

this wheel that's

00:54:56

getting more and

00:54:57

more erratic as the

00:54:58

waves are getting

00:54:59

worse and worse

00:55:00

no no no no i

00:55:01

ain't dancing with a

00:55:02

one-armed guy he is

00:55:03

injured squish you

00:55:04

grab this wheel right

00:55:05

now while i dance

00:55:06

gotta aim up for a

00:55:08

shot

00:55:08

we don't have a

00:55:10

shot i need to

00:55:11

bear that's what the

00:55:12

fire demon is for

00:55:13

were you gonna tell

00:55:15

anyone that

00:55:15

the guy is a shit

00:55:17

brick house

00:55:18

i thought the fire

00:55:19

demon was for fire

00:55:20

he is for fire

00:55:23

i assume it's gonna

00:55:24

be a good

00:55:24

distraction

00:55:25

and hopefully

00:55:28

the fire demon will

00:55:31

fly right up and

00:55:32

that'll make the

00:55:33

leviathan chase him

00:55:34

so let me get this

00:55:35

right you think that

00:55:35

we're gonna bring out

00:55:36

this fire demon and

00:55:37

then the leviathan

00:55:38

is gonna flip over

00:55:39

on its back and

00:55:40

expose his great big

00:55:41

belly to you

00:55:42

yes

00:55:45

all right fire him

00:55:47

up

00:55:47

what's your plan

00:55:51

keep rowing

00:55:51

yes that is

00:55:53

because no one else

00:55:53

is rowing

00:55:54

the ape is

00:55:56

good job dd by the

00:55:57

way we need two

00:55:58

rowers i'm rowing

00:56:00

all right uh let's uh

00:56:05

bring out your fire

00:56:06

party him and uh bring

00:56:07

out hotman

00:56:07

oh i can't hear you

00:56:12

you're hey i'm

00:56:13

dancing and i'm doing

00:56:14

my dance i'm following

00:56:15

i'm going back and

00:56:16

forth and uh you know

00:56:18

who's holding the wheel

00:56:19

though that's why i need

00:56:20

tawny tawny's got the

00:56:22

wheel he's doing pretty

00:56:23

good for one on me um

00:56:25

yeah how's my dance

00:56:26

doing does it look good

00:56:27

does it look good no

00:56:28

it looks incredibly off

00:56:30

balance but to be fair

00:56:32

it never really looked

00:56:33

good no i think the idea

00:56:35

that like the waves are

00:56:36

so bad that maybe it

00:56:37

actually kind of helps

00:56:37

because it makes your

00:56:38

natural like ungracefulness

00:56:41

look a little bit better

00:56:42

more rhythmic with the

00:56:44

sea rhythmic all over

00:56:46

anyway so the water

00:56:47

corrects that i assume

00:56:48

yes uh so the uh so hotman

00:56:52

appears uh out of nowhere

00:56:54

and he's like hey what's up

00:56:57

what's going on how was that

00:56:59

dock burning

00:57:00

it was a blast man i had a

00:57:03

great time i can't tell you

00:57:05

well the last time i blew

00:57:06

something up was at that

00:57:07

warehouse but after before

00:57:08

that you know you guys are

00:57:10

real fun i just gotta say

00:57:11

things are constantly blowing

00:57:13

up and then he turns and he

00:57:14

sees the uh he sees that

00:57:16

you're on open water and he's

00:57:17

like whoa not so great

00:57:19

with water i know uh we

00:57:22

need you to distract that

00:57:23

fire that uh that the big

00:57:24

old liar leviathan back

00:57:26

there with uh some fire so

00:57:29

uh the my demon fellow

00:57:30

friend can uh shoot him in

00:57:32

the stomach you think you

00:57:34

can uh uh you know shoot a

00:57:36

little fireball

00:57:37

just just straight at him

00:57:40

no no no no no fly straight

00:57:43

up above him and fire fireball

00:57:45

down

00:57:46

can hotman fly

00:57:47

well he's incorporeal so i

00:57:49

suppose he could

00:57:50

oh okay i didn't know he was

00:57:52

incorporeal

00:57:52

all right i mean he's a demon

00:57:54

he's a ghosty demon thing

00:57:56

i imagine him like uh

00:57:58

johnny storm

00:57:59

yeah

00:58:01

he's yeah he's just basically

00:58:03

on flames he's just a man on

00:58:05

flames

00:58:05

well distract him

00:58:08

shoot him with fire

00:58:09

do whatever he had to do

00:58:10

like

00:58:10

like the fire princess from

00:58:13

adventure time

00:58:14

oh flame princess

00:58:17

yeah

00:58:17

are you are you telling him

00:58:20

to come are you commanding

00:58:20

him

00:58:21

yes

00:58:21

roll that command

00:58:23

you might want to push

00:58:24

yourself on this one

00:58:25

if you can

00:58:27

how do i do that

00:58:28

you'll take an additional

00:58:30

stress

00:58:31

and then you get plus one

00:58:34

so for your case because

00:58:36

yeah you'll get plus one

00:58:37

stress

00:58:39

if anyone wants to help too

00:58:45

you can also okay

00:58:46

i'm rowing

00:58:47

fuck

00:58:47

yeah

00:58:48

no

00:58:52

that wasn't good

00:58:55

no

00:58:56

um

00:58:57

as you uh

00:58:58

as you tell him to

00:59:00

to command himself

00:59:01

he kind of like

00:59:01

shoots himself upward

00:59:03

with this really cool

00:59:04

rocket maneuver

00:59:04

um

00:59:05

but as soon as he gets

00:59:07

above the water

00:59:07

the leviathan splashes

00:59:09

his tail

00:59:10

and

00:59:10

puts the

00:59:12

puts the fireman out

00:59:13

hotman out

00:59:14

he just gets wet

00:59:15

and he's just

00:59:15

he's gone

00:59:17

hold on

00:59:19

i gotta dance again

00:59:20

bring him back

00:59:22

this is eternal

00:59:26

hell

00:59:26

um

00:59:29

all right

00:59:30

all i guess i'm just

00:59:30

gonna try to

00:59:31

shoot the leviathan

00:59:33

in the

00:59:34

eyeball

00:59:35

okay

00:59:37

and

00:59:41

i'm gonna use hunt

00:59:43

and sharpshooter

00:59:46

okay

00:59:47

okay

00:59:53

uh

00:59:55

you

00:59:55

shoot him

00:59:56

in the eyeball

00:59:57

and you get it

00:59:58

right in him

00:59:59

and he screams

01:00:00

you just

01:00:00

this like

01:00:01

you know

01:00:02

like loud

01:00:02

frying

01:00:04

screaming

01:00:04

noise

01:00:05

uh

01:00:06

but when he

01:00:07

when he finally

01:00:07

he thrashes his head

01:00:09

around and

01:00:09

when you look back

01:00:10

one of his eyes

01:00:11

is out

01:00:12

you can no longer

01:00:13

see it

01:00:13

um

01:00:14

and he's

01:00:14

having a little

01:00:15

he's kind of

01:00:16

doing one of

01:00:16

these where

01:00:17

you suddenly

01:00:18

realize maybe

01:00:18

he can't see

01:00:19

you super well

01:00:20

with one eye

01:00:20

in the dark

01:00:21

yes

01:00:22

let's keep

01:00:23

rowing

01:00:23

paddle

01:00:24

paddle

01:00:25

d

01:00:26

paddle

01:00:27

we're paddling

01:00:28

wait

01:00:28

then i stop

01:00:29

paddling

01:00:29

and i say

01:00:30

i've got

01:00:31

i've got an idea

01:00:33

tell me while

01:00:35

you're paddling

01:00:36

no

01:00:37

that's too

01:00:37

important

01:00:38

i am gonna

01:00:40

punch him in

01:00:40

the nuts

01:00:41

and i dive

01:00:43

into the

01:00:43

water

01:00:45

oh

01:00:47

god

01:00:49

i pick up

01:00:51

the paddle

01:00:51

and i start

01:00:52

rowing

01:00:52

he's too

01:00:53

young

01:00:54

squish

01:00:55

go get

01:00:55

him

01:00:56

no

01:00:56

no

01:00:58

no

01:00:58

i need

01:00:59

to do

01:00:59

this

01:00:59

i've

01:01:00

ever heard

01:01:00

of

01:01:01

tony

01:01:02

hold the

01:01:03

wheel

01:01:03

i'm like

01:01:03

trying to

01:01:04

i'm

01:01:04

jumping

01:01:04

i'm

01:01:04

like

01:01:04

i'm

01:01:05

not

01:01:05

jumping

01:01:05

in

01:01:05

the

01:01:06

water

01:01:06

but i'm

01:01:06

like

01:01:06

fishing

01:01:06

with my

01:01:07

arm

01:01:07

no

01:01:10

come back

01:01:11

this is

01:01:12

awful

01:01:13

wait

01:01:14

can i say

01:01:14

that he

01:01:15

grabbed my

01:01:15

foot

01:01:15

yeah

01:01:17

all right

01:01:17

he grabs

01:01:18

my foot

01:01:19

who does

01:01:20

uh

01:01:21

the captain

01:01:21

i didn't

01:01:23

get very

01:01:23

far

01:01:24

i'm not

01:01:24

i'm not

01:01:25

a strong

01:01:25

swimmer

01:01:26

and he

01:01:26

pulls me

01:01:27

out by

01:01:27

by the

01:01:27

ankles

01:01:28

by the

01:01:29

ankle

01:01:29

literally

01:01:30

like

01:01:30

achilles

01:01:31

mother

01:01:31

pulling him

01:01:31

out of

01:01:32

the river

01:01:32

right

01:01:33

are you

01:01:33

mad

01:01:34

i

01:01:36

no

01:01:36

i'm

01:01:36

sacrificing

01:01:37

myself

01:01:37

put me

01:01:38

down

01:01:38

i don't

01:01:40

no

01:01:40

you can't

01:01:41

do that

01:01:42

we're not

01:01:44

gonna let you

01:01:45

go like

01:01:45

that right

01:01:46

squish

01:01:46

right

01:01:49

right

01:01:51

but

01:01:52

everyone has

01:01:53

a mother

01:01:53

and if

01:01:54

they do

01:01:55

then that

01:01:55

means

01:01:56

that he

01:01:56

has nuts

01:01:57

and i

01:01:57

can punch

01:01:58

him

01:01:58

we don't

01:01:59

even know

01:02:00

if this

01:02:00

is a

01:02:00

male or

01:02:00

female

01:02:01

i mean

01:02:03

he was

01:02:04

attracted

01:02:04

well i

01:02:05

guess

01:02:05

you're

01:02:07

right

01:02:07

for you

01:02:07

i didn't

01:02:08

think this

01:02:08

through

01:02:09

you did

01:02:11

not

01:02:12

all right

01:02:14

you can

01:02:14

put me

01:02:15

down now

01:02:15

i'm done

01:02:16

sacrificing

01:02:16

this entire

01:02:20

time just

01:02:20

like you

01:02:21

can't do

01:02:21

that boy

01:02:22

you can't

01:02:25

not punch

01:02:25

a lot

01:02:25

of the

01:02:25

fire

01:02:26

then

01:02:26

we don't

01:02:27

know that

01:02:27

to be

01:02:28

true

01:02:28

so while

01:02:29

we were

01:02:29

doing this

01:02:30

how is

01:02:30

uh how

01:02:31

is tawny

01:02:31

doing with

01:02:32

the wheels

01:02:32

he i

01:02:33

mean i'm

01:02:33

assuming he's

01:02:34

not passing

01:02:34

out or

01:02:35

anything

01:02:35

from the

01:02:35

pain of

01:02:35

his arm

01:02:36

being broken

01:02:36

no no but

01:02:38

he is

01:02:38

struggling

01:02:38

uh and

01:02:40

you are

01:02:40

like again

01:02:41

you are

01:02:41

paddling

01:02:41

backwards

01:02:42

uh towards

01:02:43

the island

01:02:44

it's getting

01:02:44

closer and

01:02:45

closer in

01:02:46

view though

01:02:46

great

01:02:47

excellent

01:02:48

um someone

01:02:50

should help

01:02:51

him steer

01:02:52

then if

01:02:52

he's having

01:02:53

trouble

01:02:53

perhaps the

01:02:55

captain of

01:02:55

the boat

01:02:56

you know

01:02:57

that's me

01:02:59

that's me

01:02:59

right right

01:03:00

you correct

01:03:02

and i turn

01:03:02

around and

01:03:03

like like

01:03:03

like scooby

01:03:04

do my

01:03:04

way back

01:03:04

there

01:03:05

you know

01:03:05

exactly

01:03:08

you know

01:03:08

okay so

01:03:12

uh you're

01:03:13

you're at

01:03:13

the wheel

01:03:14

are you

01:03:14

trying to

01:03:15

finesse your

01:03:15

way through

01:03:16

the uh

01:03:16

through the

01:03:17

uh

01:03:18

sea

01:03:19

finesse or

01:03:20

wreck my

01:03:21

way through

01:03:21

it

01:03:22

okay you

01:03:24

could do

01:03:24

wreck too

01:03:25

no i'm

01:03:27

just kidding

01:03:27

old

01:03:27

finesse that

01:03:28

sounds better

01:03:29

uh risky

01:03:32

desperate

01:03:33

right

01:03:33

yeah

01:03:36

oh

01:03:38

your sailing

01:03:40

skills

01:03:40

take over

01:03:42

i'm doing

01:03:44

so good

01:03:45

i'm the

01:03:46

captain

01:03:46

wow

01:03:48

and uh

01:03:50

you guys

01:03:50

start to uh

01:03:52

you kind of

01:03:52

you know

01:03:53

pick up speed

01:03:54

you start to

01:03:54

hit the current

01:03:55

and you're

01:03:55

starting to

01:03:56

pull away

01:03:56

from the

01:03:56

leviathan

01:03:57

um and he

01:03:58

notices he

01:03:59

can see he

01:04:00

he kind of

01:04:00

catches his

01:04:01

one big eye

01:04:01

on you

01:04:02

and he sees

01:04:02

you pulling

01:04:03

away he

01:04:04

kind of dives

01:04:05

into the

01:04:05

water

01:04:06

he has

01:04:07

disappeared

01:04:08

uh but

01:04:09

he is you

01:04:10

can see the

01:04:11

ripples of the

01:04:11

wave as he

01:04:12

is approaching

01:04:13

you

01:04:13

wait who's

01:04:18

approaching

01:04:18

i'm gonna get

01:04:19

out and push

01:04:19

the leviathan

01:04:20

he's gone

01:04:21

underneath the

01:04:22

water now

01:04:22

and he's

01:04:23

disappeared

01:04:23

uh neelix

01:04:24

is uh

01:04:25

has not

01:04:26

been no

01:04:27

longer been

01:04:27

able to get

01:04:28

his attention

01:04:28

so he's

01:04:29

poof the

01:04:30

lady leviathan

01:04:30

disappears and

01:04:32

reappears at

01:04:32

the captain's

01:04:33

side

01:04:33

neelix

01:04:35

what do we

01:04:37

do

01:04:37

i

01:04:39

i'm

01:04:41

have you

01:04:42

looked around

01:04:42

is there

01:04:43

anything on

01:04:43

board you

01:04:43

could shoot

01:04:44

him with

01:04:44

harpoon him

01:04:45

with anything

01:04:46

i think

01:04:48

he was the

01:04:49

only harpoon

01:04:49

right

01:04:50

and all it

01:04:52

did was piss

01:04:52

him off

01:04:52

great idea

01:04:53

neelix

01:04:54

hey

01:04:56

he's a pretty

01:04:57

good butler

01:04:58

yes

01:04:59

and he kind

01:05:00

of goes

01:05:00

he sniffs

01:05:00

he's like

01:05:01

if i'm not

01:05:02

needed sirs

01:05:03

i will go

01:05:04

no you stay

01:05:05

you stay

01:05:07

you stay

01:05:08

and you suffer

01:05:08

with us while

01:05:09

we deal with

01:05:10

this shit

01:05:10

hey paul

01:05:12

yeah

01:05:14

how do

01:05:15

leviathans

01:05:16

feel

01:05:16

feel about

01:05:18

onions

01:05:18

don't think

01:05:21

they've ever

01:05:21

encountered

01:05:21

one

01:05:22

do you

01:05:23

any chance

01:05:23

it's fatal

01:05:24

i wouldn't

01:05:27

know i

01:05:28

probably not

01:05:29

considering they're

01:05:30

largely uh

01:05:31

carnivorous creatures

01:05:32

they probably have a

01:05:33

pretty good gut

01:05:33

biome

01:05:34

but you know

01:05:35

you could try

01:05:36

it

01:05:37

i thought you

01:05:39

had all the

01:05:39

answers in the

01:05:40

universe

01:05:40

to the things

01:05:42

i already know

01:05:42

i'll speak

01:05:43

honestly

01:05:43

you don't know

01:05:45

much do you

01:05:46

no

01:05:47

get back in the

01:05:48

frock

01:05:49

all right

01:05:50

wait so captain

01:05:52

is naked this

01:05:52

whole time

01:05:53

no no no

01:05:55

he took the

01:05:55

frock back

01:05:56

oh that was

01:05:57

that was

01:05:57

overnight

01:05:58

okay okay

01:05:59

all right

01:06:00

squish would

01:06:00

like to grab

01:06:01

the barrel of

01:06:03

holy water

01:06:03

okay and head

01:06:06

towards where

01:06:07

like the you

01:06:08

can you can see

01:06:08

the ripples of

01:06:09

the water

01:06:09

coming by

01:06:10

and he wants

01:06:11

to stand on

01:06:12

like the edge

01:06:13

of the boat

01:06:13

with it above

01:06:14

his head

01:06:14

hoping that he

01:06:16

doesn't come up

01:06:16

exactly on the

01:06:17

boat but like

01:06:18

just short

01:06:19

so hopefully

01:06:22

like he comes

01:06:23

up like just

01:06:24

short and he

01:06:24

can throw it

01:06:25

into the mouth

01:06:25

i'll take over

01:06:29

his spot rowing

01:06:30

okay yeah

01:06:33

uh yeah

01:06:34

do you

01:06:34

all right so

01:06:35

the leviathan

01:06:36

you can see him

01:06:36

underneath he

01:06:37

starts to uh

01:06:38

you can see that

01:06:39

one kind of eye

01:06:40

kind of glow

01:06:40

underneath the

01:06:41

uh the water

01:06:41

and he starts

01:06:42

to raise his

01:06:43

head um just

01:06:45

beyond the

01:06:45

boat

01:06:45

in front or

01:06:48

behind

01:06:48

behind

01:06:49

uh he's chasing

01:06:51

you

01:06:51

okay so by

01:06:53

behind it's

01:06:53

actually the

01:06:54

front

01:06:54

yes of the

01:06:56

boat because

01:06:57

you are moving

01:06:57

you're still

01:06:58

moving backwards

01:06:59

oh perfect

01:07:00

then yeah i'm

01:07:00

gonna stand right

01:07:01

on the the

01:07:02

front of it

01:07:03

and just wait

01:07:04

for it

01:07:05

and i see the

01:07:07

eye coming up

01:07:08

and you clonk

01:07:11

him in the

01:07:11

head i just

01:07:11

want to

01:07:12

with the

01:07:12

no no no

01:07:13

like i i

01:07:13

assume he's

01:07:14

gonna come up

01:07:14

with his

01:07:15

mouth and i

01:07:15

want to throw

01:07:16

the barrel

01:07:16

into his

01:07:17

mouth okay

01:07:18

yeah so he

01:07:19

comes up to

01:07:19

come take a

01:07:20

bite just

01:07:21

open by you

01:07:22

just see his

01:07:23

mouth with

01:07:24

this like splinter

01:07:25

of wood that

01:07:25

you chucked in

01:07:26

there which was

01:07:26

a large beam

01:07:27

for you guys but

01:07:28

just looks like a

01:07:28

tiny splinter in

01:07:29

his mouth like a

01:07:30

little toothpick and

01:07:31

you just see this

01:07:32

like open and

01:07:33

it's just this

01:07:33

noxious sort

01:07:34

of smell is

01:07:35

released as

01:07:36

this leviathan is

01:07:37

literally breathing

01:07:38

and getting ready

01:07:38

to take a bite

01:07:39

of the garbage

01:07:40

and throw the

01:07:41

barrel into his

01:07:42

mouth wait we're

01:07:45

on the garbage

01:07:45

yeah yes he's

01:07:48

trying to eat

01:07:48

you

01:07:49

uh yeah so you

01:07:55

toss the holy

01:07:56

water uh into

01:07:57

his mouth

01:07:57

he's not

01:07:58

refreshed

01:07:58

are you uh

01:08:03

what's the rule

01:08:03

you're gonna use

01:08:04

for that

01:08:04

i mean i would

01:08:07

like it to be

01:08:08

hunt because i'm

01:08:09

good at hunt

01:08:09

but okay so it's

01:08:12

like a tactical

01:08:13

throw like you're

01:08:14

just trying to like

01:08:14

trying to hit him

01:08:15

square in the mouth

01:08:16

okay yeah

01:08:17

yeah

01:08:18

uh you you hit him

01:08:26

in the mouth and

01:08:26

he kind of like

01:08:27

he kind of like

01:08:28

almost gags for a

01:08:30

second like he's

01:08:30

just ate something

01:08:31

that he's just like

01:08:32

you ever just eat

01:08:33

like too big of a

01:08:33

bite of sandwich you

01:08:34

can't quite chew

01:08:34

he's just like

01:08:35

and for a second

01:08:37

he you can see his

01:08:38

like one eye kind

01:08:39

of like wide open

01:08:41

and he panics uh

01:08:42

but he starts to

01:08:43

press down on the

01:08:44

barrel and it's

01:08:45

starting to uh to

01:08:46

pop and release the

01:08:48

liquid inside

01:08:49

and do i see if

01:08:52

that does any

01:08:52

damage to him

01:08:53

uh he's definitely

01:08:56

more frustrated at

01:08:57

this point and he

01:08:57

stopped his pursuit

01:08:59

because he's basically

01:08:59

kind of choking on

01:09:01

this thing

01:09:01

okay all right that's

01:09:03

something

01:09:04

well we only have

01:09:05

three more pieces

01:09:06

how many more

01:09:07

barrels do we got

01:09:07

just keep throwing

01:09:08

chucking those bad

01:09:09

boys

01:09:09

well we also have a

01:09:10

shit ton of garbage

01:09:11

so while he's doing

01:09:13

that can can we have

01:09:15

toddy throw everything

01:09:16

he can into the mouth

01:09:18

he's got one arm

01:09:19

start cleaning the

01:09:21

house and that arm

01:09:22

is pretty strong

01:09:23

shit pretty fast

01:09:25

uh tawny starts uh

01:09:27

starts picking up

01:09:28

garbage and kind of

01:09:29

just like softballing

01:09:30

the stuff just like

01:09:31

you know pitching

01:09:33

garbage uh inside

01:09:35

uh the leviathan's

01:09:36

open maw uh it

01:09:38

doesn't seem to

01:09:39

affect anything but

01:09:40

if anyone wants to

01:09:41

like command him to

01:09:42

do something specific

01:09:42

otherwise he's just

01:09:43

chucking garbage in

01:09:44

there like boots and

01:09:46

license plates yeah

01:09:48

you know garbage

01:09:49

bags banana peels

01:09:51

eggshells i assume

01:09:53

there's a couple

01:09:54

bottles of whiskey

01:09:55

in there too yeah i

01:09:57

think he probably

01:09:58

picks up some bottles

01:09:59

of whiskey as in

01:10:00

you know because

01:10:01

they're hidden all

01:10:02

over as the captain

01:10:02

said earlier oh i

01:10:06

feel like it's that

01:10:07

scene of sean in

01:10:08

the dead where they

01:10:08

just like throwing

01:10:09

everything they can

01:10:10

at the guy like

01:10:12

this and it's not

01:10:13

working and it's

01:10:14

like throwing

01:10:14

everything they can

01:10:15

find at him

01:10:16

hmm

01:10:21

oh

01:10:23

uh the uh you

01:10:26

guys are getting

01:10:26

closer and closer to

01:10:27

this island which

01:10:28

you see now is very

01:10:29

mountainous but you

01:10:30

do see like a beach

01:10:32

ahead with sand and

01:10:33

with some palm trees

01:10:34

uh and it looks like

01:10:35

on the island there

01:10:36

are lights in the

01:10:37

distance it looks

01:10:38

nice

01:10:39

yes if only unfortunately

01:10:43

it's ruined by all

01:10:45

this unyielding fear

01:10:46

raise the sails

01:10:48

they're raised already

01:10:50

yeah but reorient

01:10:52

them towards the

01:10:53

island i want to get

01:10:54

a boost from these

01:10:55

sails they haven't

01:10:55

helped us yet

01:10:56

how do i do that

01:10:58

is like turning like

01:11:01

on the is it like

01:11:02

turning like on the

01:11:03

like the like the

01:11:04

blinds you know with

01:11:05

the stick you just

01:11:06

turn it

01:11:07

yeah yeah and pray to

01:11:09

your god that he

01:11:10

brings us wind

01:11:11

go on

01:11:14

we'll wait

01:11:16

well i won't i'm

01:11:18

going to continue to

01:11:19

row

01:11:19

oh what should i do

01:11:23

uh finesse to kind

01:11:26

of angle the sails

01:11:27

in the correct way or

01:11:28

if you want to study

01:11:29

to like see the wind

01:11:30

where the with the

01:11:31

best way to to get

01:11:33

on shore you could do

01:11:34

that

01:11:34

finessing hard and i

01:11:37

failed hard i finesse

01:11:39

too hard

01:11:39

uh you go to finesse

01:11:42

you go to finesse the

01:11:44

sails and kind of like

01:11:45

blinds that have just

01:11:46

been a little too old

01:11:47

but they just kind of

01:11:48

crunch

01:11:49

and uh they just

01:11:51

don't work anymore

01:11:53

they're not moving in

01:11:54

the proper direction

01:11:55

uh the leviathan is

01:11:57

kind of chewing through

01:11:58

all of the garbage and

01:11:59

stuff that you gave him

01:12:00

like a like a dog that

01:12:01

doesn't quite know how

01:12:02

to chew on a piece of

01:12:03

pizza it's like

01:12:03

you know uh it was

01:12:06

struggling there um and

01:12:08

he he's still approaching

01:12:10

you and at this point

01:12:11

uh he the the waves of

01:12:13

his presence are starting

01:12:14

to rock the boat again

01:12:15

and make it a little bit

01:12:17

even harder to steer

01:12:18

i'm gonna shoot him in

01:12:20

his other eye

01:12:21

that's a good idea

01:12:23

that's the old sign

01:12:24

why didn't i think

01:12:25

about this before

01:12:26

you did you thought

01:12:27

about it right after

01:12:28

you shot his first

01:12:28

eye you're just

01:12:29

waiting for the right

01:12:30

moment

01:12:30

yep big old hero

01:12:33

roll

01:12:33

well that wasn't too good

01:12:39

uh you shoot him uh and

01:12:43

he uh it kind of skims

01:12:46

off of his face uh and

01:12:48

you see blood kind of

01:12:49

just splatter into the

01:12:50

water um and as it hits

01:12:52

the water you see kind of

01:12:53

like bubbling around him

01:12:54

and you see these like

01:12:55

little crabs that are

01:12:56

coming up and they're

01:12:57

like they're like drawn to

01:12:59

the scent of the blood uh

01:13:01

and they start kind of

01:13:02

coming up there

01:13:03

um but you uh you

01:13:05

didn't you didn't slow

01:13:07

him down

01:13:07

oh

01:13:09

all right well i would

01:13:12

still like to keep

01:13:13

shooting him but i want to

01:13:14

let these other guys have a

01:13:15

chance

01:13:15

i'm just rowing man i'm

01:13:17

rowing like the dickens

01:13:18

it's all i've got i mean i

01:13:20

can try to fix the sails

01:13:21

again but i feel like that's

01:13:22

maybe uh i don't know

01:13:25

not the best

01:13:25

probably better to just

01:13:27

keep rowing

01:13:28

yeah i don't want to

01:13:29

lose any uh any time i

01:13:32

just want to keep

01:13:32

captain any ideas

01:13:34

all right sit down

01:13:40

sit down

01:13:42

give their butts goodbye

01:13:46

i'm just gonna keep

01:13:48

shooting this thing then

01:13:51

this is gonna be it i

01:13:52

think we're done for

01:13:53

uh you guys are getting

01:13:55

closer and closer to the

01:13:56

beach and you see that

01:13:57

there are people standing

01:13:58

on the beach uh and

01:13:59

they're kind of like

01:14:00

waving at you almost like

01:14:01

they're trying to steer you

01:14:02

in to the uh to the shore

01:14:04

oh boy

01:14:07

you see that lads land ho

01:14:10

row

01:14:12

do you see do you see

01:14:13

do you see any birds

01:14:15

yes

01:14:18

all right i keep rowing

01:14:24

okay uh

01:14:26

uh do you see a finesse how

01:14:28

well you roll if you're

01:14:29

still rolling very well

01:14:30

because you've been

01:14:31

rowing for a while

01:14:32

yes yes i have

01:14:34

actions

01:14:37

row

01:14:39

desperate

01:14:43

yeah you're still rowing but

01:14:52

uh i i feel i get the

01:14:53

feeling that you're not

01:14:54

like i'm really getting the

01:14:56

water into the sail

01:14:58

row row row very nice

01:15:01

uh wow that but it's

01:15:04

presumably the monkey's still

01:15:05

going strong in which case

01:15:06

there's one magic monkey

01:15:08

every once in a while she

01:15:10

takes she takes a break to

01:15:12

she goes right back to

01:15:14

row

01:15:15

she has incredible arm

01:15:17

strength

01:15:17

maybe that's what i

01:15:20

uh the people on shore are

01:15:22

are calling to you and you

01:15:24

can't quite hear what they're

01:15:25

saying but you notice that

01:15:26

they have uh in their arms

01:15:27

they have harpoons uh that

01:15:30

like kind of glint in the

01:15:31

moonlight

01:15:31

what let's keep getting to

01:15:38

chase getting them to or

01:15:40

getting the leviathan to chase

01:15:41

us

01:15:41

well i mean shoot at him we can

01:15:46

charm them we can't charm the

01:15:48

leviathan no have you tried

01:15:50

these people know what

01:15:51

they're doing i know i guess

01:15:54

we didn't try neelix charmed

01:15:56

him he did didn't he for a

01:16:00

little while he's gone now

01:16:01

yeah someone pissed him off but

01:16:04

good hotman's dead

01:16:05

hotman's not sulking in his

01:16:08

bottle

01:16:08

both of them yeah they're both

01:16:12

bad

01:16:13

all right i'm gonna shoot him

01:16:17

all right

01:16:21

all right

01:16:23

well that could not have gone

01:16:30

worse

01:16:30

uh when you shoot him this

01:16:33

time you're close enough that

01:16:35

the uh the viathan doesn't it

01:16:36

doesn't even like hit the

01:16:38

leviathan to start with um but

01:16:40

uh the leviathan's pissed off

01:16:42

enough that he like slaps the

01:16:44

water uh with his uh with his

01:16:46

tail and the force of it kind

01:16:48

of forces the boat up it's you

01:16:50

know kind of like a big wave

01:16:51

just like you all come crashing

01:16:53

back down uh you're all gonna

01:16:55

uh squish you were gonna take uh

01:16:59

some stress from that as you fall

01:17:00

you're gonna take two stress

01:17:02

right yes i deserve that you did

01:17:07

i told you not to shoot him

01:17:10

people on the shore call you back

01:17:13

and you can hear them now they're

01:17:14

shouting they're like are you okay

01:17:15

do you need help

01:17:17

yes

01:17:18

captain

01:17:19

command them captain

01:17:23

i don't think that's how this works

01:17:26

you could try to command them

01:17:28

no i couldn't you can't throw the

01:17:33

harpoons at the people no the

01:17:36

people throw their harpoons

01:17:38

maybe we should just ask them

01:17:43

yeah maybe stay at your house

01:17:47

please that's a sway command

01:17:50

if anything uh if you're asking

01:17:53

them nicely uh trying to convince

01:17:55

them to do it yeah it's a sway uh

01:17:57

if it's uh if it's you're

01:17:58

commanding them and then like

01:17:59

telling them to do it it would be

01:18:00

a command

01:18:01

sway

01:18:02

that is that could not have

01:18:08

gone worse yeah they they they

01:18:10

can't hear you over the sound of

01:18:12

the waves and they they don't know

01:18:14

what you're saying so they just

01:18:15

kind of like shrug they assume that

01:18:18

you're a leviathan hunter and you

01:18:19

have it handled uh and they're

01:18:21

starting to walk away away from the

01:18:23

shore

01:18:24

that's okay have they never seen a

01:18:28

garbage before not on the open sea

01:18:32

right no one's been stupid enough to

01:18:34

try it

01:18:35

all right well why did you try doing

01:18:42

sway captain

01:18:43

i i i i didn't want to have

01:18:47

you could have commanded them

01:18:51

well you know you live and learn i'm

01:18:57

i'm busy right now i don't have time to

01:18:58

you know commit to that kind of

01:19:00

thing command

01:19:02

can i yell back at them and be like

01:19:05

we need help

01:19:06

please help us

01:19:08

throw your harpoons

01:19:09

yeah if you want to try and sway them

01:19:13

i will

01:19:14

i will

01:19:16

i'm just gonna keep on rowing

01:19:18

keep on rowing

01:19:20

just keep rowing

01:19:22

just keep rowing

01:19:23

oh boy

01:19:24

oh you're getting what you wanted

01:19:26

bridget

01:19:27

they uh they can't hear you either over

01:19:31

the this way and they just think you're

01:19:32

agreeing with the captain

01:19:33

uh they picked up their harpoons and

01:19:35

they're walking back into their little

01:19:37

houses back on the beach

01:19:39

oh no

01:19:41

the leviathan at this point has kind of

01:19:44

uh stopped and she's like wrapped around

01:19:46

you

01:19:47

uh he has wrapped around you so he is

01:19:50

encircling the boat at this point with

01:19:52

his large uh girthy body

01:19:54

jump into the hole

01:19:56

the hole of what

01:19:58

the ship

01:19:59

what is that gonna do

01:20:01

you gotta escape

01:20:03

keep rowing

01:20:05

get the monkey and get

01:20:07

get out of here

01:20:08

take the monkey and the demon and go

01:20:10

i'll take i'll keep on

01:20:11

rowing the ship

01:20:12

the captain goes down with his barge

01:20:15

where are we going exactly

01:20:17

the island

01:20:18

why won't we take the boat

01:20:23

i mean isn't he wrapping around the boat

01:20:26

yeah

01:20:27

yeah he is

01:20:28

he is uh

01:20:29

we're in the boat

01:20:29

so he's also wrapped around us

01:20:31

but if you go under the water

01:20:33

and it's like

01:20:34

oh

01:20:35

oh i see

01:20:37

that sounds scary

01:20:41

well i don't have any other better ideas

01:20:44

are within

01:20:45

are we within swimming distance of the

01:20:47

they could hear us

01:20:50

they might have been able to hear us yell

01:20:51

so i assume so

01:20:52

yes

01:20:53

you're within swimming distance of the shore

01:20:55

all right

01:20:56

i i hold my nose

01:20:57

and i jump into the hole

01:20:58

okay

01:21:00

are you abandoning ship

01:21:01

i'm abandoning ship

01:21:03

okay

01:21:07

uh

01:21:08

you

01:21:09

you disappear

01:21:10

into the hole

01:21:11

are you just swimming to shore

01:21:12

uh

01:21:14

yeah

01:21:15

i'm swimming towards

01:21:16

the shore

01:21:17

okay

01:21:19

he's swimming towards shore

01:21:20

captain

01:21:21

squish

01:21:22

what are you doing

01:21:22

i'm holding on

01:21:24

for dear life

01:21:24

on the

01:21:25

on the wheel

01:21:25

okay

01:21:27

what's tawny doing

01:21:28

because he was steering before

01:21:29

i uh

01:21:31

i've

01:21:31

i've

01:21:31

i've

01:21:32

tried to get

01:21:32

patch up his arm

01:21:33

or like wrap up his arm

01:21:35

as best i could

01:21:35

with whatever i had

01:21:36

and i'm

01:21:37

shoving him towards squish

01:21:39

uh

01:21:39

wherever squish is at

01:21:40

squish

01:21:41

get him out of here

01:21:42

where is the head

01:21:45

the head of the leviathan

01:21:47

the head of the leviathan

01:21:50

uh

01:21:51

is at the front of the ship

01:21:52

so if you can imagine

01:21:53

shore

01:21:54

is here

01:21:55

your boat

01:21:56

is here

01:21:56

the leviathan's wrapped around

01:21:58

this way

01:21:59

heads facing

01:22:00

the front of the boat

01:22:01

the head is between you

01:22:02

and the land

01:22:03

can i jump into the mouth

01:22:06

of the leviathan

01:22:07

yeah

01:22:09

i am going to jump into the mouth

01:22:12

of the leviathan

01:22:13

okay

01:22:15

uh

01:22:17

what do you

01:22:19

are you just jumping in there

01:22:20

well i'm gonna jump in there

01:22:22

but i've also got like

01:22:23

knives

01:22:24

of course this is not a trash monster

01:22:26

so you're gonna hunt it

01:22:28

you're gonna stack it

01:22:28

well

01:22:29

well no i want to jump in

01:22:31

i want to be swallowed by the thing

01:22:32

because i know

01:22:33

the weakness is the belly

01:22:34

from inside and out

01:22:36

okay

01:22:38

so it's a finesse

01:22:39

to get swallowed

01:22:40

and not

01:22:41

not get eaten

01:22:43

i see

01:22:43

okay

01:22:44

yeah

01:22:45

all right

01:22:46

i yeah i guess finesse

01:22:49

i think is the

01:22:50

the best option

01:22:51

i think attacking it

01:22:52

would be more of a hunt

01:22:53

but if you're just wanting

01:22:53

to get swallowed

01:22:54

yeah

01:22:58

yeah

01:23:00

uh so yeah

01:23:05

so yeah you jump into its mouth

01:23:07

uh you can smell like the alcohol in it

01:23:10

the garbage

01:23:10

the uh

01:23:12

holy water that you dumped in earlier

01:23:14

it's just a mess of smells

01:23:15

and uh let's see how you fare

01:23:17

well

01:23:23

everybody say goodbye to squish

01:23:25

i should i should have

01:23:27

i should have uh

01:23:28

pushed myself

01:23:30

but

01:23:31

does anyone want to push themselves

01:23:33

to save squish

01:23:34

i'm underwater

01:23:36

i'll do it

01:23:37

okay

01:23:38

or he could fail

01:23:39

tiger and you just

01:23:40

save him

01:23:41

i mean that could be

01:23:42

no i'm pretty sure i got eaten

01:23:44

can i survey for the

01:23:47

reproductive organs of the leviathan

01:23:49

absolutely

01:23:51

absolutely

01:23:52

well i am going to say this

01:23:53

squish uh you

01:23:54

you are starting to get eaten

01:23:56

so you are definitely uh

01:23:57

you're going to take level two damage

01:23:59

crush

01:23:59

as the leviathan

01:24:01

tries to crush

01:24:02

uh you in his jaws

01:24:03

okay well that's my first uh

01:24:06

harm

01:24:07

my first

01:24:08

harm

01:24:09

coming over here with broken ribs

01:24:13

and fucking shit

01:24:14

mental shock

01:24:15

i'm tough as nails

01:24:16

all right yeah

01:24:21

uh yeah

01:24:22

leviathans eat nails for breakfast

01:24:25

uh chuckles yeah you can uh

01:24:28

if you want to uh

01:24:29

are you going to study or survey for uh

01:24:32

for reproductive organs

01:24:33

i believe for me it would be the same

01:24:36

uh i i guess it would be survey

01:24:38

then study

01:24:39

i mean you can do study

01:24:41

i'll give you guys a pity point

01:24:43

uh because squish is being eaten

01:24:45

study

01:24:45

uh it's still desperate

01:24:48

i mean i feel like

01:24:50

yeah i mean you're underwater

01:24:52

you cannot find any reproductive organs

01:25:00

and you are starting uh to lose breath

01:25:02

okay

01:25:03

okay

01:25:03

can i

01:25:04

can i play

01:25:05

can i make my turn

01:25:06

yes of course

01:25:07

can i play

01:25:08

can i

01:25:09

can i ram him

01:25:10

can i ram the ship

01:25:11

can i ram the thing

01:25:12

yeah

01:25:13

like just give it a good hard hit

01:25:15

you're gonna wreck it

01:25:16

yeah i'm gonna wreck it

01:25:18

just keep

01:25:18

just keep in mind

01:25:19

we don't know where his testicles are

01:25:20

well maybe this will help

01:25:23

you know

01:25:23

or vagina

01:25:24

or vagina

01:25:25

we haven't seen his not penis

01:25:27

all right all right hold on

01:25:27

let me roll

01:25:29

vagina

01:25:30

oh boy

01:25:33

oh my god

01:25:35

you wreck the boat

01:25:36

that's how we lost the garbage

01:25:39

uh you wreck the boat

01:25:41

and instead of actually causing damage

01:25:43

the whole thing just starts to crumple

01:25:45

in front of you

01:25:46

uh and it's just like

01:25:49

like just like

01:25:50

like a little can you just crushed

01:25:52

my ship

01:25:53

you're the garbage

01:25:55

oh man i start

01:25:57

i start running around

01:25:58

and i'm like

01:25:59

lifting up garbage

01:26:00

pulling up my bottles

01:26:01

and shoving them in pockets

01:26:02

like as fast as i can

01:26:03

like all my hiding spots

01:26:05

uh and i

01:26:06

i'm trying to

01:26:07

i'm

01:26:07

meanwhile i'm trying to keep the ship

01:26:09

as steady as possible

01:26:10

like running around

01:26:11

grab the ship

01:26:11

hold on to it

01:26:12

running around

01:26:12

um

01:26:13

it's not going well

01:26:15

uh no

01:26:17

i would say not

01:26:18

um

01:26:18

are

01:26:19

are you

01:26:19

you

01:26:20

where's the monkey

01:26:22

she's lost her mind

01:26:25

at this point

01:26:25

uh

01:26:26

she's running around

01:26:27

oaring is not

01:26:28

rowing is not going to help anymore

01:26:30

the ship is uh

01:26:31

crumpled

01:26:32

um

01:26:33

tawny is the same way

01:26:34

he's just

01:26:35

just completely useless

01:26:38

at this point

01:26:38

i grab

01:26:39

i grab tawny

01:26:40

i lift him up like

01:26:41

over my

01:26:41

like hold him

01:26:42

i scream for dd

01:26:43

and i start running over

01:26:44

trying to grab dd

01:26:45

can i grab dd

01:26:46

dd will listen to

01:26:48

whatever it is that you say

01:26:49

and tawny

01:26:49

like tawny

01:26:50

like tawny

01:26:50

can still move

01:26:51

all right so

01:26:52

yeah

01:26:52

i grab them both

01:26:54

and we run towards

01:26:55

the hole

01:26:56

at the

01:26:56

the poop hole

01:26:57

and we're gonna jump

01:26:59

into it

01:26:59

as fast as possible

01:27:00

that's my

01:27:01

that's my plan

01:27:02

jumping into the

01:27:03

okay

01:27:03

you're so

01:27:04

you're so

01:27:04

you're

01:27:04

yeah

01:27:05

i'm

01:27:05

abandoning ship

01:27:06

and listen for the record

01:27:07

you guys thought the poop hole

01:27:08

was a bad idea

01:27:09

it's really come back to save our ass

01:27:13

no it's still a bad idea

01:27:15

you disappear into the poop hole

01:27:18

so captain chuckles tawny uh dd are all in the water at this point

01:27:22

squish what are you're you're being crushed by the leviathan

01:27:25

what would you like to do

01:27:26

i would like to pull out a match

01:27:31

okay

01:27:33

and try to light it and drop it down its throat

01:27:36

to hit all that whiskey

01:27:38

do we have matches

01:27:40

dd does

01:27:42

well

01:27:43

well i'm gonna put it in my load

01:27:45

is that cool

01:27:46

okay

01:27:46

yeah

01:27:47

yeah

01:27:47

all right

01:27:48

so

01:27:49

i mean you don't even have to put it in your load as an item

01:27:52

i i'm assuming this is something you have on hand

01:27:54

oh yeah

01:27:55

because i always like my

01:27:56

i always like dd's cigarettes for her too

01:27:58

oh how gentlemanly

01:28:00

yeah

01:28:01

yeah go ahead and uh

01:28:05

light that sucker up

01:28:06

and drop it in

01:28:07

i will

01:28:07

what do i use

01:28:10

um

01:28:12

i guess finesse

01:28:15

i mean because you're trying to make sure it drops right into the gullet right

01:28:18

yeah

01:28:19

so

01:28:19

then i'm gonna push

01:28:21

yeah

01:28:22

i would definitely push

01:28:23

does anyone else want to assist on this

01:28:25

i

01:28:25

how could they

01:28:26

i couldn't possibly

01:28:28

tiger

01:28:29

there's no way

01:28:30

there's no way

01:28:31

tiger you gotta try wrecking that testicles

01:28:34

one more time

01:28:35

i believe in you

01:28:36

this is out of character

01:28:37

i can't

01:28:38

i can't find them

01:28:39

for all i know

01:28:40

they don't have testicles

01:28:42

i think you need to just take a

01:28:43

a

01:28:44

a leap of faith

01:28:45

and just kick as hard as you can anywhere

01:28:47

if i do that

01:28:47

i will run out of air

01:28:49

uh

01:28:51

you drop the uh

01:28:53

the

01:28:54

the uh

01:28:55

match down into its stomach

01:28:57

and you just

01:28:58

see for a second

01:28:59

it disappear

01:29:00

like into this darkness

01:29:01

and then a second later

01:29:03

uh

01:29:04

the fireball comes out

01:29:06

from all of the

01:29:07

alcohol and holy water

01:29:09

you made it eat earlier

01:29:10

and just

01:29:11

just kind of like a dragon

01:29:13

it just shoots a fireball

01:29:15

out into the air

01:29:16

what's happening to me

01:29:19

is

01:29:20

i don't know

01:29:21

what'd you do

01:29:21

holy water

01:29:21

did you jump

01:29:22

it's alcohol

01:29:24

i mean

01:29:25

i

01:29:25

i kind of feel like

01:29:27

i mean i guess that would make sense

01:29:29

i didn't drop the match

01:29:30

well no

01:29:31

i dropped it

01:29:32

but then as soon as like

01:29:33

it opened its

01:29:35

its jaws

01:29:37

you kind of hear like a rumbling

01:29:40

as it's coming up

01:29:41

you know

01:29:41

so you have time

01:29:42

so it opened its jaws

01:29:44

because it

01:29:45

feels something's going on

01:29:46

and i just fall straight down

01:29:49

fall into the water

01:29:52

no

01:29:53

into its mouth

01:29:54

oh your jaws dropped

01:29:55

like down

01:29:56

it's

01:29:57

into its mouth

01:29:57

yeah down

01:29:58

wait he was already

01:29:59

in his throat

01:30:00

no i was in its mouth

01:30:02

i was being

01:30:02

you're in its mouth

01:30:03

you're being crushed

01:30:04

i was

01:30:05

yeah

01:30:05

so are you coming out

01:30:08

with the fireball

01:30:09

no

01:30:09

my plan is to

01:30:11

to

01:30:13

to

01:30:13

like

01:30:14

surpass

01:30:16

pass the fireball

01:30:16

and keep going down

01:30:17

my plan is to still attack it

01:30:19

from the inside

01:30:19

like

01:30:20

the beginning of

01:30:22

guardians of the galaxy

01:30:23

okay

01:30:25

yeah

01:30:26

so this thing

01:30:27

uh belches out

01:30:28

uh

01:30:28

a smoke ball

01:30:30

um

01:30:31

or a fireball

01:30:32

uh

01:30:32

with some smoke tendering

01:30:33

around it

01:30:34

and uh

01:30:34

squish

01:30:35

you just drop

01:30:35

into the thing's throat

01:30:36

yes

01:30:38

uh

01:30:39

captain

01:30:40

chuckles

01:30:40

what are you doing now

01:30:42

uh

01:30:44

i'm

01:30:45

trying to come up

01:30:46

for air

01:30:47

like

01:30:47

on the other side

01:30:48

of where

01:30:49

the leviathan

01:30:50

was like

01:30:50

circled around

01:30:51

but basically

01:30:51

i'm running out of air

01:30:52

so i just need

01:30:53

just trying to come

01:30:54

to the surface

01:30:54

so i can start swimming

01:30:56

okay

01:30:57

yeah you come to the surface

01:30:58

uh

01:30:59

you just start swimming

01:31:00

towards shore

01:31:00

yeah frantically

01:31:01

uh

01:31:02

i've forgotten about

01:31:03

all the

01:31:03

all the friends

01:31:04

i met along the way

01:31:05

and i'm just

01:31:06

swimming for dear life

01:31:07

captain

01:31:09

uh

01:31:10

i've lost

01:31:10

honey and the monkey

01:31:12

in my

01:31:12

in my jump

01:31:13

i'm a

01:31:13

last i saw them

01:31:15

they were swimming

01:31:15

towards the surface

01:31:16

and i'm like

01:31:17

cast adrift

01:31:18

and i'm

01:31:19

trying to swim

01:31:21

with away

01:31:21

with them

01:31:22

um

01:31:23

but uh

01:31:25

yeah i don't know

01:31:25

what i should do

01:31:26

uh

01:31:27

the fireball

01:31:28

has attracted

01:31:29

the attention

01:31:30

of the people

01:31:30

back on the island

01:31:31

uh

01:31:32

and they have

01:31:32

rushed back out

01:31:34

seeing the leviathan

01:31:35

uh

01:31:35

seeing this giant

01:31:36

smoke ball

01:31:37

or fireball

01:31:37

in the air

01:31:38

um

01:31:39

they come back

01:31:39

they have the

01:31:40

harpoons

01:31:40

in their hands

01:31:41

and they see

01:31:42

you uh

01:31:43

chuckles and

01:31:44

captain kind of

01:31:44

struggling to get

01:31:45

on shore

01:31:46

and they run

01:31:46

out into the

01:31:47

water to assist

01:31:48

you

01:31:48

that's good news

01:31:50

it is very good

01:31:52

news for now

01:31:53

well that's ominous

01:31:56

are they cannibals

01:32:00

i turn around

01:32:02

and i'm swimming

01:32:03

the other way

01:32:03

no no

01:32:06

are they humans

01:32:08

that like to eat

01:32:08

demons

01:32:09

no they're just

01:32:11

normal people

01:32:12

they just look

01:32:12

like normal people

01:32:13

oh they're friendly

01:32:14

sure

01:32:16

all right

01:32:17

i keep

01:32:18

accepting their

01:32:19

help

01:32:19

uh

01:32:21

they are

01:32:22

uh

01:32:22

they're like

01:32:23

do you

01:32:23

do you need a

01:32:24

hand or something

01:32:25

what happened

01:32:25

we saw you guys

01:32:26

out there

01:32:26

we thought you

01:32:27

had it handled

01:32:27

you didn't say

01:32:28

anything when we

01:32:29

when we asked

01:32:30

if you needed

01:32:30

help

01:32:30

i did

01:32:32

so i'm pulled

01:32:32

on the shore

01:32:33

already

01:32:33

uh

01:32:35

they're kind

01:32:35

of talking

01:32:35

to you

01:32:36

as they're

01:32:36

dragging you

01:32:37

onto shore

01:32:37

uh

01:32:39

i just say

01:32:39

can't talk

01:32:40

need

01:32:41

be

01:32:41

saved

01:32:42

okay

01:32:44

uh

01:32:47

and they start

01:32:47

dragging you

01:32:48

uh

01:32:48

captain

01:32:49

another pair

01:32:49

have run

01:32:50

out to assist

01:32:50

you in the

01:32:51

water

01:32:51

this is me

01:32:54

so captain's

01:32:55

already on the

01:32:55

shore

01:32:55

i'm sorry

01:32:56

i got lost

01:32:57

no

01:32:57

captain

01:32:58

another pair

01:32:59

goes out to

01:33:00

rescue captain

01:33:01

another pair

01:33:02

goes out to

01:33:02

rescue captain

01:33:03

okay

01:33:03

and help

01:33:04

him to

01:33:05

shore

01:33:05

all right

01:33:06

and they're

01:33:07

kind of saying

01:33:07

the same

01:33:08

thing to you

01:33:08

to captain

01:33:08

like are you

01:33:09

what's going

01:33:10

on like

01:33:10

we saw you

01:33:11

out there

01:33:12

what

01:33:12

monster

01:33:13

he ain't

01:33:14

my friend

01:33:15

are you

01:33:17

commanding them

01:33:18

oh yeah

01:33:19

this is definitely

01:33:19

a command

01:33:20

right now

01:33:20

are you pushing

01:33:21

yourself

01:33:22

oh i'm pushing

01:33:23

myself

01:33:23

so give

01:33:26

yourself plus

01:33:26

one and then

01:33:27

an extra

01:33:27

stress

01:33:27

did it go

01:33:37

nothing

01:33:39

happened

01:33:39

oh

01:33:40

you can

01:33:45

change it

01:33:45

just just

01:33:46

risky now

01:33:47

at this

01:33:47

point too

01:33:47

you're both

01:33:48

on store

01:33:48

okay

01:33:51

you do

01:33:52

it

01:33:52

you command

01:33:55

them

01:33:55

the

01:33:57

the two

01:33:58

men on

01:33:58

either side

01:33:59

of you

01:34:00

lift up

01:34:01

their harpoons

01:34:02

and they aim

01:34:04

for the leviathan

01:34:05

and they shoot

01:34:06

and they're able

01:34:07

to like spirit

01:34:07

one on one side

01:34:08

one on the other

01:34:09

side kind of in

01:34:10

its like front

01:34:10

chest area

01:34:11

the leviathan

01:34:12

screams and

01:34:13

lashes its head

01:34:14

squish you're on

01:34:16

the inside

01:34:16

what are you

01:34:16

doing

01:34:17

um i'm

01:34:19

squish is gonna

01:34:20

pray

01:34:21

well yeah

01:34:24

pray pray

01:34:25

inside his head

01:34:25

to the demon

01:34:28

god

01:34:28

but he's gonna

01:34:31

pull out

01:34:32

his dual

01:34:34

pistols

01:34:34

well i don't

01:34:36

know if i've

01:34:36

established that

01:34:37

there's dual

01:34:38

he has pistols

01:34:39

you said you had

01:34:39

knives

01:34:40

i do okay so

01:34:42

i'm gonna pull

01:34:42

out the knives

01:34:43

you want you

01:34:44

can flashback

01:34:44

it

01:34:44

oh man you're

01:34:46

gonna try to

01:34:47

climb up

01:34:47

it like uh

01:34:48

like bro

01:34:49

force

01:34:49

no i'm i

01:34:52

think i'm gonna

01:34:53

try to like

01:34:54

bail wolf it

01:34:55

slash it from

01:34:57

the inside

01:34:58

yeah

01:34:58

let's go for

01:35:01

it

01:35:01

well both

01:35:02

not well

01:35:03

again going

01:35:03

back to guardians

01:35:04

of the galaxy

01:35:05

where his

01:35:05

inside just

01:35:06

stabbing the

01:35:07

hell out of

01:35:07

the inside

01:35:08

of this

01:35:08

this beast

01:35:09

yeah destroy

01:35:11

it hunt this

01:35:12

thing

01:35:13

okay and i'm

01:35:15

gonna push

01:35:15

myself

01:35:16

okay

01:35:17

um also

01:35:19

i'm gonna

01:35:19

assume this

01:35:19

is desperate

01:35:20

yes very

01:35:22

much so

01:35:22

all right

01:35:23

would anyone

01:35:25

like to help

01:35:25

me

01:35:26

yes

01:35:27

i don't think

01:35:28

they can

01:35:28

it was more

01:35:29

of a joke

01:35:29

i mean you

01:35:31

can yeah if

01:35:32

chuckles if uh

01:35:33

if you want to

01:35:33

take a stress

01:35:34

you can uh

01:35:35

assist

01:35:36

the

01:35:37

the people

01:35:38

outside were

01:35:39

able to

01:35:40

distract it

01:35:40

right

01:35:41

yeah they

01:35:42

have shot

01:35:43

it so it

01:35:43

is very

01:35:44

much in

01:35:44

pain and

01:35:45

like writhing

01:35:46

around at

01:35:46

this point

01:35:47

okay

01:35:47

all right

01:35:48

well i would

01:35:50

like to say

01:35:51

that helps but

01:35:52

someone has to

01:35:53

take stress for

01:35:53

that

01:35:53

i i guess the

01:35:57

captain's the one

01:35:58

that told him

01:35:59

right

01:36:00

he already took

01:36:01

stress

01:36:01

he already

01:36:02

took stress

01:36:03

for it though

01:36:03

so i don't

01:36:04

yeah i don't

01:36:04

think he can

01:36:04

take

01:36:05

let's let's

01:36:06

just change it

01:36:07

to risky

01:36:07

then like

01:36:08

instead of

01:36:08

giving you

01:36:08

plus one

01:36:09

we'll just

01:36:09

change it

01:36:09

to risky

01:36:10

okay

01:36:11

okay

01:36:16

that's

01:36:17

uh i'm

01:36:18

gonna say

01:36:18

i'm gonna say

01:36:20

that you're able

01:36:21

to cut an

01:36:22

opening maybe

01:36:22

not wide

01:36:23

enough for

01:36:23

yourself to

01:36:24

get in but

01:36:24

definitely

01:36:24

enough for

01:36:25

you to

01:36:25

breathe air

01:36:26

just for

01:36:27

your head

01:36:27

to stick

01:36:28

out um

01:36:29

and this

01:36:30

is

01:36:30

caused the

01:36:32

leviathan

01:36:33

quite a bit

01:36:33

of pain

01:36:34

um and at

01:36:35

this point

01:36:35

it's like

01:36:36

done

01:36:37

it's about

01:36:38

to turn

01:36:39

and uh

01:36:39

get back

01:36:40

into the

01:36:40

water

01:36:41

and it

01:36:41

sinks down

01:36:42

low enough

01:36:43

um that

01:36:44

you can like

01:36:45

possibly if you

01:36:46

wanted to get

01:36:47

out into the

01:36:47

water

01:36:48

i kind of

01:36:49

want to just

01:36:49

kill this

01:36:50

thing

01:36:50

all right

01:36:51

go for it

01:36:52

just get

01:36:53

out escape

01:36:54

just escape

01:36:55

with your

01:36:55

life you

01:36:56

were almost

01:36:56

dead

01:36:57

this is me

01:37:00

yelling at

01:37:00

you through

01:37:01

through the

01:37:01

uh the

01:37:02

walkie-talkie

01:37:03

the waterproof

01:37:04

walkie-talkie

01:37:05

yes

01:37:05

no i'm gonna

01:37:07

hunt it again

01:37:08

all right

01:37:09

great all

01:37:09

right

01:37:09

do any of

01:37:11

you want to

01:37:12

give him

01:37:12

spiritual

01:37:13

strength

01:37:13

what does

01:37:16

that do

01:37:16

you'll take

01:37:17

stress and

01:37:18

uh maybe

01:37:19

one of the

01:37:20

demon gads

01:37:20

that's listening

01:37:21

is going to

01:37:21

be helpful

01:37:22

all right

01:37:23

i'll do

01:37:23

i'll do it

01:37:24

but i've

01:37:24

i got i'm

01:37:25

three stresses

01:37:25

away from

01:37:26

being whatever

01:37:27

happened

01:37:27

oh yeah

01:37:27

no i'm

01:37:28

traumatized right

01:37:29

now i gotta

01:37:29

figure that

01:37:30

out soon

01:37:31

what do

01:37:32

you mean

01:37:33

i uh with

01:37:35

that last

01:37:36

roll i took

01:37:37

another stress

01:37:38

so i'm

01:37:38

traumatized

01:37:39

oh trauma

01:37:42

i don't know

01:37:42

what that means

01:37:43

yeah yeah i

01:37:43

i accrued

01:37:45

one trauma

01:37:45

so i gotta

01:37:46

pick something

01:37:47

from this

01:37:48

list uh

01:37:48

eight

01:37:49

if there's a

01:37:52

time to be

01:37:53

traumatized it's

01:37:54

being swallowed

01:37:55

by a leviathan

01:37:56

yeah yeah

01:37:57

i was gonna

01:37:58

say all

01:37:59

right let's

01:38:00

see hunt

01:38:00

yourself out

01:38:01

of there

01:38:01

all right

01:38:02

and well then

01:38:02

do i get

01:38:03

one from

01:38:04

from captain

01:38:07

or no

01:38:07

captain are you

01:38:08

taking the

01:38:09

stress for him

01:38:09

i'm doing it

01:38:11

for you squish

01:38:12

i'm stressing

01:38:14

out because i'm

01:38:15

screaming so loud

01:38:16

for squish

01:38:16

and you can see

01:38:17

his head sticking

01:38:18

out of the side

01:38:19

of his neck

01:38:19

this is a big

01:38:21

roll

01:38:21

uh you open

01:38:28

the gash

01:38:29

quite a bit

01:38:30

bigger uh the

01:38:31

leviathan is

01:38:32

starting to bleed

01:38:33

out now at this

01:38:34

point it's in

01:38:35

serious amounts

01:38:36

of pain it is

01:38:37

legging just to

01:38:38

leave and get

01:38:39

out of there

01:38:39

um it starts to

01:38:41

sink its head

01:38:41

back into the

01:38:42

water um

01:38:43

problem is there's

01:38:44

a giant wound in

01:38:45

its like chest

01:38:45

right now where

01:38:46

your face is

01:38:47

squish and it's

01:38:49

about to take

01:38:49

in some hot

01:38:50

seawater okay

01:38:52

but it's big

01:38:53

enough for me to

01:38:53

get out yeah

01:38:55

okay then i

01:38:56

swim out

01:38:56

wow you coward

01:38:59

you're this close

01:39:01

to killing a

01:39:02

leviathan and

01:39:03

you're gonna you're

01:39:03

gonna bitch out

01:39:05

it's gonna die

01:39:06

yeah you're on

01:39:08

the shore don't

01:39:09

talk to me

01:39:10

you're not here

01:39:11

right now i hope

01:39:12

you die as you

01:39:14

you manage to

01:39:14

jump out of the

01:39:15

water before you

01:39:16

drown um in the

01:39:17

water that it's

01:39:18

going to be

01:39:18

pouring into

01:39:19

this wound at

01:39:20

the moment uh

01:39:21

you hear it cry

01:39:21

out as the salt

01:39:22

water hits its

01:39:23

open wound but

01:39:24

you do manage to

01:39:25

escape um and

01:39:26

as you three kind

01:39:27

of trudge back

01:39:28

on shore more of

01:39:30

the people from

01:39:30

this uh island have

01:39:32

come back out uh

01:39:33

to kind of help

01:39:34

you they have

01:39:35

blankets they have

01:39:36

cups of water

01:39:37

some wine um and

01:39:38

they're starting to

01:39:39

put the blankets

01:39:39

around you and

01:39:40

are all talking to

01:39:42

you like where did

01:39:42

you come from i

01:39:43

can't believe you

01:39:44

guys there's a

01:39:44

leviathan and and

01:39:46

you didn't ask

01:39:47

for help uh you

01:39:49

know just just

01:39:50

talking to you um

01:39:52

you don't see

01:39:53

tawny or dd

01:39:54

anywhere um

01:39:55

they're they have

01:39:55

not reappeared back

01:39:57

on shore at this

01:39:59

point um but uh as

01:40:01

the sun

01:40:02

oh god lighten

01:40:05

well not as much

01:40:06

as dd but

01:40:07

uh as the sun uh

01:40:10

kind of starts to

01:40:11

come up you guys

01:40:12

are safe uh on

01:40:14

this island uh of

01:40:16

uh avoid at all

01:40:17

costs oh no we're

01:40:19

on avoid of all

01:40:20

costs oh no let's

01:40:23

get back on the

01:40:24

water wait we don't

01:40:25

have a ship

01:40:25

nor do we have a

01:40:28

monk an ape that's

01:40:30

where we kept all

01:40:31

our money

01:40:31

the ape yes and

01:40:35

our cigarettes

01:40:35

wait wait are we

01:40:37

serious like she's

01:40:38

gonna be so bad

01:40:39

when her cigarettes

01:40:40

are wet is our

01:40:41

stash the monkey

01:40:42

like that's a

01:40:46

perfect place to

01:40:47

hide our stash i'll

01:40:48

admit but that's

01:40:49

also very unfortunate

01:40:50

right now well no

01:40:52

we're gonna get the

01:40:53

monkey back everybody

01:40:54

knows that but the

01:40:55

barge is toast the

01:40:57

barge is toast the

01:40:59

barge is just a

01:41:01

crumpled i just

01:41:03

imagine we're

01:41:04

standing on the

01:41:04

beach and like we

01:41:05

i've taken off my

01:41:06

hat and just holding

01:41:07

up to my shit my

01:41:08

chest as we're

01:41:09

watching the ship

01:41:09

like kind of slowly

01:41:10

sink i'm just laying

01:41:12

flat just yeah i'm not

01:41:14

standing anywhere

01:41:15

you're the only one

01:41:17

standing i'm just me

01:41:19

standing yeah i'm

01:41:20

dead i might be

01:41:22

faced down for one

01:41:23

shining moment lads i

01:41:26

was captain of that i

01:41:28

was a captain of that

01:41:29

ship

01:41:29

it was a good

01:41:32

oh i don't i don't

01:41:34

like how you said

01:41:35

that for one shining

01:41:36

moment i was a

01:41:37

captain i was a

01:41:38

captain i mean i was

01:41:41

a captain of the barge

01:41:42

and that was a good

01:41:43

barge

01:41:44

oh i don't like that

01:41:48

at all

01:41:49

but squish is too

01:41:52

distracted

01:41:55

no that was

01:41:57

you don't understand

01:41:58

lads that was the

01:41:59

first ship i've

01:42:00

captained since i've

01:42:01

been back

01:42:02

it was a good

01:42:04

i don't

01:42:05

care

01:42:06

i have been

01:42:08

rowing and then

01:42:09

swimming

01:42:09

my muscles are on

01:42:11

fire

01:42:11

your arms are

01:42:13

tired

01:42:13

i was in the

01:42:17

stomach

01:42:18

of a leviathan

01:42:20

i'm not here for

01:42:22

your bonding

01:42:23

i don't care

01:42:25

about the

01:42:26

gar barge right

01:42:26

now

01:42:27

i care a little

01:42:29

bit my lab was

01:42:29

on it

01:42:30

and also my

01:42:31

garbage

01:42:31

i just

01:42:32

i just want

01:42:34

the

01:42:34

tape

01:42:35

oh

01:42:37

oh

01:42:37

i'm like crying

01:42:39

into my hat

01:42:40

you don't

01:42:43

understand lads

01:42:44

that was the

01:42:45

first ship

01:42:46

that was the

01:42:47

first ship i've

01:42:47

captained since

01:42:48

i've been back

01:42:49

it was a good

01:42:51

ship

01:42:51

a fine ship

01:42:53

a barge

01:42:54

it was garbage

01:42:56

well

01:42:57

the sun is

01:43:03

slowly uh

01:43:04

rising on a

01:43:05

new day

01:43:06

um and

01:43:07

the uh

01:43:08

the people

01:43:08

around you

01:43:09

these uh

01:43:10

islanders are

01:43:11

giving you

01:43:11

food and

01:43:12

water and

01:43:13

trying to

01:43:13

get you to

01:43:13

eat and

01:43:14

to sit

01:43:14

up um

01:43:16

but uh

01:43:17

you know

01:43:18

it's it's

01:43:19

been a rough

01:43:19

day a rough

01:43:20

day for

01:43:21

everyone and

01:43:22

you all start

01:43:23

to slowly

01:43:24

and somewhat

01:43:26

suspiciously

01:43:27

drift off to

01:43:28

sleep

01:43:28

oh no

01:43:30

not

01:43:33

suspiciously

01:43:34

i mean

01:43:35

i don't know

01:43:36

it's not that

01:43:37

suspicious

01:43:37

i'm very

01:43:39

tired

01:43:39

don't be

01:43:41

suspicious

01:43:41

all at the

01:43:43

same time

01:43:43

yes

01:43:46

Thank you.

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