Bloomin' Onion is on the Menu
Season 3, Episode 17The captain also finished working on the Gar Barge and has made her seat worthy after visiting
They don't have any supplies, and the Void Sea is a dangerous, mysterious place that few venture.
It was weird, though, because this mouse was the one directing it, the steamboat, and he was just whistling the whole time.
Let me, I think I sent this earlier in the week, but you saw the wanted posters that have been hanging out.
Andy literally just bought a restaurant for six coin and they're offering a thousand coins.
We got to lay low for a while while we build up our franchise and hopefully get away from the law.
Well, because of you guys, she took up a new career in scavenging and managed to find quite
So I'm just trying to get everything back the way it was before everything went horribly, horribly wrong.
Like, when I look at it through the Discord on the Windows, it looks different on the Android for some reason.
I mean, I do it for, like, the text messaging and all that, but not for video or nothing like that.
The four guards that he have immediately kind of turn towards Baz as he screams out and goes
Now where you're at, I mean, unless he saw the walkie-talkie on, you guys are in the sewers.
The sewer that you're in, you can start seeing the light on the other side of the open air.
And you know when you come out of this tunnel, you are going to be smack dab in the middle of the docks.
As we float up to, like, the first set of docks or whatever we're seeing, I start doing my fusion dance.
But, unfortunately, Baz's crew has also noticed you guys standing there also watching this demon set things ablaze.
Rushing around the deck, pulling up the acre, putting down the emergency brake, uh, four of
Baz's men and Baz himself have gotten into two sets of canoes and, uh, are starting to chase
Please, please, Captain, tell me, when you were at Long John Silver's, did you buy some oars?
And like, they're kind of going up, they're going up wrong with the ones like on the clock.
Fix the sails as you're putting them up, because I can just tell that they are all cattywampus.
Uh, I want to do a quick fortune roll to see if, uh, there's a win today, if your sails are going to catch anything.
If you guys have a fortune roll, either one of you, it's just going to be a, a fortune roll.
I'm, like, still grabbing the, uh, the steering wheel, like, inside the, inside the, uh, the fort.
He's been just running around like trying to help out, but not, we've been arguing the entire
All right, I do grab Dee Dee, and I say, throw him into the boat, as if he were a feral cat.
So, Tawny picks up Dee Dee, is this what I'm understanding you want him to do, and throws him into the
However, since he is quite a bit bigger than you, you guys are kind of going in a strange circle.
The other guard is, like, or the other bodyguard there is, like, paddling to keep up with you.
And as you slowly, slowly pull away, Duskfall slowly just becomes a image of red and flame and ash.
So, uh, I'm gonna quickly show you guys a world map just so you have a little bit of an idea of, uh, where you are.
So, you guys are in Doscovel, which is, uh, in that top right-well, yeah, top right corner of the map.
Uh, you-you know from your, uh, map-making experience and using your maps, uh, that these are the islands just outside of Doscovel.
Uh, on the big map, it doesn't show it on here, but if you look at other maps, Teacheros is just to the north of, uh, it's not really on the map.
So, yeah, your journey across the ocean, uh, to the last hurrah is gonna take you a couple days.
And since you didn't pack any, um, provisions, um, what this is basically going to be is the survivor game.
For every bad roll you make, uh, you're not gonna progress anymore and you're just gonna have harm given to you.
Uh, and every good roll and every good decision you make, you fill up that little bar with one, one pie wedge.
It's almost as if you expected we were gonna make no preparation despite the multiple warnings.
And when you wake up the next morning, there is no land to be seen, uh, and you have to go about and plan your day.
You managed to scrounge up enough garbage on the, on the deck to kind of create a very crude,
So I think, uh, you know, fishing would be a finesse role, uh, cause it's kind of, uh, requires
Um, I'm just trying to make sure the ship's all ship shape, walking around, kind of patrolling.
Uh, it seems like maybe this whole, uh, fishing or this whole, uh, sailing, is it too hard?
People are watching me trying to, uh, play, but, um, it's impossible to understand what I'm doing.
Uh, but you are a little irritable, definitely, from, uh, having your card game interrupted.
You're, you're saying things, you're saying things like, oh, two degrees off the porch bow,
So, I want to get, like, I want to find a piece of, like, metal, like, uh, the trash can lid
And you guys actually get fresh water, which is really important because it's been two days
Does anybody want to do anything to complete your, uh, to complete your mission or your complete
And they're saying, uh, danger, you know, rough waves or, you know, uh, low bottom or something.
But what you notice is as you're getting like closer and closer to shore, the ship is starting
to take two stress as well, because this is very nerve wracking for you and you really want
So it's this kind of a typical beachfront, you know, you see lots of warm yellow sand, lots
You guys land, you, uh, safely dock the boat and, uh, walk out onto the kind of main island,
So there's just a lot of, it's basically, uh, where, you know, I guess that teacher has their spring break.
Some have horns, some have wings, some have hooves, uh, but they're all humanoid and they're all in their swimwear.
You go to one bar, uh, and it's kind of an open-fronted bar so you guys can see out into the water.
You get this pina colada, the whiskey sour, and then like this very small, but like clearly
She says it's just, it's the last hurrah, you know, before people go on to Titurus or anywhere
They just, you know, rest here for a little bit, put their feet up, enjoy their stay, however
We fully, we've gone to your favorite place on Earth where they have your onion completely.
So while you guys devour your, your bloomin' onions, uh, squish you go back out to the main,
You know, these aren't very big barrels and he kind of like picks them up and like, you know,
He makes recommendations to deliver your, or, you know, gets the directions to deliver your barrels.
In the meantime, Captain and Chuckles, you've been at this bar and you're noticing that the humans, the other people in this bar, most of them are people, humans like yourselves.
Like things you guys aren't even ordering are just showing up, like breadsticks and mot sticks and all this stuff.
Squish walks out of the shop and like very casually, but then as soon as he's out of, out of range, I start running towards the, the restaurant again.
And then as she does that, like a whole group of the rest of the, the, the restaurant staff
Uh, their faces all kind of fall on your waitress kind of puts her, her plate down and the gather,
the grout of, of waiters and waitresses that she had gathered to sing your birthday song are all kind of like slowly encroaching towards you.
I take a ramekin and it's full of honey mustard and I like toss it at them as a distraction.
The ramekin of honey mustard just kind of falls at their feet as you guys start running out the door.
Uh, as you guys run out the door, you run into Squish who is coming back from his, uh, his barrel from the other direction.
All of the beachgoers that you saw earlier, all of the partiers, all of the shopkeepers, it's completely deserted.
When you open your coat to pull out the blooming onion, it just kind of crumbles, uh, into fried goodness, fried little crumbs and just.
And as you pull away this now deserted island, you just faintly hear, uh, some stainless or some stain, some steel drums, uh, just faintly in the background.
Listen, the thing is, I don't just, that sensing thing, it's not like a, like a spidey sense.