Lotta People Need Lunch
Season 3, Episode 16They met with Captain Dunn, who did not have the necklace on hand, but who offered her help.
The two fought, and with the help of his friends, managed to beat the bourgeoisie and leave him in pain.
The captain took a less direct approach, luring out the two guards, blasting them with fire, and then running inside.
But still, we really ought to buy stuff, I think, is kind of, I mean, it doesn't really do us any good just holding on to it.
Well, then everybody just toss two coins, whether it's in your stash or just your coin holding.
Chuckles, you had one for Tinker, one for Wreck, one for an Epic Nut Punch, one for a Basket Hide, and one for Prowl.
And then, Captain, you had one Command, one Wreck, one Finesse, one Wreck, and one Distraction.
I mean, you've turned this nice man who invited us to his nice house to have a nice party...
Yeah, so you guys, uh, after a successful and rousing night out, blowing up nuts, blowing up warehouses, finding treasure, finding friends, uh, you stagger back into the garbarge, and they're waiting for you, uh, is Tawny and Dee Dee.
He's a little, you know, he's not happy to be there, but he's had a few hours to think about it, and he's resigned himself to being, uh, on your crew.
I've been thinking, he says, uh, as you guys go in, and he goes, I, I've been thinking a lot about my life and where I went wrong and how I ended up here with a monkey.
Also, you're a junior member, not an official full, you don't have voting rights, I guess is what I'm saying.
Well, my night started with my boss, my old boss, yelling at me and telling me I had to go jump you.
And I don't know if it's just the monkey, or if it's everything, or if it's these piles of onions I found in this corner.
Now, now, now, if this, if this internship is going to work, we're going to have to let bygones
But since you have no more space, you actually just have to get rid of one of the level ones.
So, you could either use another downtime activity to pay for it, or you can use some of your money and pay for it.
Uh, so, uh, you wake up from your, uh, from your, uh, passing out, and the lady's, like, looking over at you, and she's kind of glaring at you, and she's, like, looking in your eyes, and she's, like, you still don't seem right, but only anyone gets one free healing.
I need to look at my stash, and I just pull out whatever coin I have, and it's kind of, like, I'm still kind of very concussed, so I'm still kind of out of it.
Well, she's not a very, uh, fancy place, so we're going to say it's going to be, uh, two coin.
it, and you start to feel better, and she looks at you, and she goes, that was months ago that
print pocket and she goes um that's reassuring um if you'd like to come with me and uh she kind
of nods towards this back door and opens it and as soon as you walk in it's like a completely
different environment it's dark it's dingy you can kind of just hear some smells you hear some music
and you walk around this small corridor until you get into the back which is basically an open
den um there are beds on the and cots um everywhere there's like pieces of uh fabric dividing the beds
but it's all open uh there are people laying on the beds they're in various states of um undress
consciousness no um some people are are laying out and they're sleeping or they look like they're
in bed and kind of just giggling to themselves uh but you can tell that everybody here has been
smoking something um and you can because you can smell this kind of like heavy tobacco we smell
in the air uh and uh she leads you over to a pair of empty cots and she puts her hands out and she
she explains she's like well uh for for what you've bought you can have an hour in here and uh this is
yours and she hands you a small pot of kind of sticky brown leaves and she goes um after today uh when
you take this uh promise you won't come back because uh that was quite a scene oh dear i feel like i upset
you uh well but i'm just going to uh you know try and cheer up my friend here uh and so we are going to
yes you um you know let me um let me find someone to help you i think you need a little assistance and
a guide so to speak yeah yeah some sort of guide and uh she calls to somebody else and this little
old man comes like up scuttling up to you and he's kind of like old and decrepit and can't quite see
very well and he he takes the uh leafy substance for you and he kind of like you sees him kind of
messing around within with some some bowls and stuff there and he sets out in front of the two of you
uh well i'm i'm ready we you ready tawny i feel like this is the this is really gonna set our lives
straight especially yours tawny's got like red eyes and he's just like looking up and he just sniffs
uh the little guy in front of you says okay on count of three i light and you sniff already
uh so uh the guy pulls out his little matchbooks he strikes his match he lights yours he lights the
other one he goes one two three and he takes your head and essentially puts them down into the to the
little bowls kind of like he's giving you like a wet like a not a wet willy you know when you dunk
someone's head in the toilet what do they call those flushies swirly swirly yeah yeah just just
whoa i assume it's happening to me it's a rush of euphoria i imagine yeah yeah i don't know what
that feels like you inhale and everything gets a little fuzzy everything gets a little bit lighter
because uh as you guys smoke you start to cough your eyes start to burn a little bit uh and uh even
though you're enjoying yourself uh we're gonna do a uh a roll for both you and for for tawny to see how
best of you know odds and evens you know if it's uh over if it's odds you do great if it's evens
musicians are in the corner they start playing some music tawny's like starting to lighten up a little
bit and uh he's staring at you chuckles and you go we'll have kind of this dumb grin on your face and you're like well
oh i just never stop i just keep going and never look back and never really think about what i'm doing
uh but the question i was asking since we're on the gay subject is uh what's with the nut punching man
You were just Sweden on a work trip and you're like, I can't wait to go back to Lockport, Illinois?
My company is located in Sweden, but they're not located in like Stockholm or in Denmark and Copenhagen.
And then like I'd go to bed and wake up like, like I'd have to be at work with my like coworkers or do things with my coworkers all day.
And so in the 60s, they raised it and pretty much rebuilt it from all of its original pieces.
They like had a bunch of different models talking about like, you know, the building of the ship and what the interior looked like.
I see pictures online of like people like driving next to moose and like they're in these pickup trucks.
Kind of like, I guess gamey is the word, like a little bit more stringy than regular steaks.
I think in my, my, my estimate as a brilliant pirate captain, we only really need like a long
pole and maybe like a steering rod, you know, and that should probably fix the whole thing.
Well, I know, I know what you're talking about, sir, but I, I got some questions, some follow-up
which is normally known for, you know, pretty calm water, smooth sailing, you know, and you're
going to, you're going to put it on the void sea, a sea, which is known for both its monsters
I'm looking around and it looks like a tackle shop, like with fishing and it's got like nautical
I, I definitely wasn't trying to upsell you and not, not trying to make you see the craziness
And I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to try to out, out, you know, to charge you out too much money or take you for a ride.
And he turns around and there's like a steer, like a little like boat wheel that's been attached to the wall and he just picks it up and he hands it over to you.