Wott's Burning Pants
Season 3, Episode 15uh this also doubles as yeah what'd you say well i meant like a new name yeah i tried the simpsons
friends in low places lady amoria boarded the gar barge and provided a job for these salty sea
dogs the crew agreed to go to agree agreed to get the magu finn a necklace of power in exchange for
keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends the crew of the dawn's hammer uh they
promptly dumped her off the barge but not before they she released an explosive demon which they
quickly captured the crew first met with an unhappy turn swallow who pointed them in the direction of
a bar where tarnet and piway were spending their money drinking unable to bully the two into betraying
their captain the gang left the seedy bar where they were attacked by tawny and several of baz's men
captain and chuckles nut punched their way to victory they convince squish not to kill tawny but
instead bully him into joining their crew now the crew must meet with dawn and try to convince her to
give up the location of the treasure is this treasure all it seems or is the magu finn a worthless object
only necessary to drive the plot forward i have notes what one why is nut punched in quotes we literally
punch their nuts i feel like nut destroy is better nut blasting is is more accurate the nut blaster disaster
yeah that was pretty good i love the titles and two uh we didn't bully him into joining our crew
no we threw him just live well here's the thing i was listening to it and we completely misread the
room they were talking for like five minutes how much they adored their captain and we're like
it's killer also i just noticed this and as a pirate this is important to me but there's a treasure map
involved in this chest i don't know why i wasn't concerned about this before but i definitely am now
and um i completely glossed over this but uh yeah i don't even know what you were distracted with when
we were talking at that point i have no idea either it was like kind of like when we like like like we
tossed lady and mori off the ship but we didn't ask her where to go it's like all right we'll go to
well uh you guys are outside of the wagging tail um just to kind of catch you up i mean i know we read
that but uh you told tawny to go back to the ship with dd i'm also you with dd so it's just the three
of you um and they to the garbage yeah oh boy uh you dd i think is supposed to keep tawny from doing
anything but you guys did shoot tawny in the leg and like beat him up pretty good so he's he's not
well i mean he's gonna be extra loyal now no uh juggles patched him up right he patched him up but i
still imagine a shot in the leg is a rough day and it's time to call it quits at that point
just take a nap all right yeah i guess we should trust the monkey i remember now i said if yeah well
uh and then uh t way t way internant had told you where to find uh the captain she is at a bar
i need we need to get this we need to get this show on the road we're already a half hour late
he's like yeah if you go all the way up to ten like it's like it's gonna boil like no other
so the captain and dawn were talking and then all of a sudden you see this guy from across the room that you think you recognize
okay so yeah while they were talking i wasn't really paying attention and i'm just looking at different faces in the crowd
okay yeah because it's like you're trying to like wait do i know that person you're doing more of an inspection
looking at chuckles looking at what he's looking at looking at chuckles looking at what he's looking at and realize
my party the night of the auction i got he punched me in the notes so hard that i don't think i'm going to be able to have children that's the end of my line he didn't just blow up my house he blew up my legacy
well you got a partial success for rec do you want to roll for skirmish because i think he makes a good point
um he doesn't go down completely but uh in doing so you kind of capture the attention of everybody there
and uh everyone kind of turns and they look to see where the scream comes from so now all eyes are on you squish
oh we were just we were just talking about let's say the next score and and squish was like saying like okay well how what are you going to bring to the next one i was like i don't know like i i'm not sure probably these tinkers tools
and he's like why are you bringing tinkers tools you know we always blow up the building so you should bring some weapons i'm not really a weapons guy i don't really want to bring a weapon and squish is like no you need to bring a weapon and i'll be like okay fine i'll bring a weapon but what do i even bring and i think i think you should bring a gun
i just imagine this epic scene where you start walking up slowly you pull this glove and you put it on right in front of them
because this is this is what squish has has dreamed up for me because i was like i don't really want to shoot someone i think punch is more my thing and he's like he just shakes his head and sighs like
okay i was just gonna say can we how can we give you our support like like our like our our spirit to you
uh so the way that the duel is gonna work uh is that you two because you always see you both know the rules of the duel um you uh stand back to back and then you walk you're gonna walk five paces you'll get to turn around and then go from there
so i i agree to these i'm somewhat confused by these rules that not in character but uh i i do i'm sort of going along
so uh you you turn you walk five paces you turn around you see that uh watt has also walked five paces and he's in like kind of like a like a little crouch kind of like can i cheat
well he tells me the rules which is take five paces and then turn around but i just take one pace and i spin around on one foot and i just give him just an uppercut in between his legs
like it's at a point in the movie where like they're singing we are the champions and like me and squish on the background just screaming yeah
just little like little flames just keep bursting up now that even long after you've punched him just like
you throw a whiskey bottle at at what he is not moving um was there a what was the whiskey bottle for
i run up and i grab chuckles and i like the fireman foam over my shoulder and like let's get out of here and i start running to the crowd the crowd still going wild and like we're
i mean i have uh my butler back with me and i have a boom boom ghost myself and i also have a fire demon i think i'm rolling pretty hot
those are more for like a tuning ghost to you but if you do want to like climb up the side of the
yeah like you could jump on like a ledge here or there or like a shed that's nearby and kind of like try to make your way up to the second floor
so you're gonna come back down the warehouse and then try to go back up basically the same thing that uh captain just tried doing
i start whipping rocks at like everything like i'm just like grabbing i'm like just bending down whipping rocks like left and right like just start whipping rocks at everything i can hit you do you do have other if you want to throw rocks you can um i just want to make sure you want to throw rocks
yeah i'm gonna say after this this is the last of the boom boom sauce i think it's pretty much between the glove and the rock
just to kind of also clarify um on the first floor captain there is an additional there's a guard and a spirit warden um walking around on the top floor there is a single guard and then there's a guard going up and down the stairs and where's the treasure at on the second floor
as you uh start i imagine you try to like creep across you know like do one of those creeping uh and when you turn uh the spirit warden and the guard just both look at you and they're like
try to outrun them and run to the uh the staircase guard who is uh also there's a guard on the staircase
spirit warns that you can see through the window both kind of turn and look to hear what the noise is but since it's dark they can't really quite see what's on the other side of the window