Nut Blaster Disaster

Season 3, Episode 14
September 12, 2023

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Music.

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Music.

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Really ominous.

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You missed that, didn't you?

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Yeah, it must mean someone's dead.

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Good.

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I really should have faded that out instead of just cutting it.

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Well, welcome back, everyone.

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What's everyone doing?

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Good.

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I hate vodka.

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That's all we have in the house.

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I drank all the cooking sherry,

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and now I'm down to the vodka.

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I mean, cooking sherry's pretty good, bro.

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Is it?

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No.

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No.

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I didn't think so.

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So we got a boat.

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I'm pretty happy about that.

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Yeah.

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Here's the garbage.

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I'm very proud of our junk boat.

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Am I supposed to read this before the session?

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Is it okay if I just read it during the session?

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You can just read it now.

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Here, I'll read it.

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Sewer Sentinel.

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That's the garbage that stinks.

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New fort, same junk.

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The crew decided to move the junk fort and stole a garbage barge to do so.

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The new junk barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes.

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Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities.

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He's met with Skyluck and told him of his progress and promised to come back for his college fun.

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The captain spent some time in the bookstore and managed to learn a fireball spell.

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Classic.

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He also decided to learn how to upgrade the junk fort so they could properly steal the vessel.

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Chuckles gave him a hand as well as assisted Squish in upgrading his rifle.

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Squish had some lady trouble at the Golden Plum.

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While impressing Chef Rozel with his slug boo-boom sauce dish, he made the mistake of attempting to steal a cigar.

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Rozel tossed him out where he then met Lady Amoria.

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He harassed the young woman while she tried to eat her sandwich.

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Now is a time of new beginnings and maybe new endings.

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Like a steerless garbage draft drifting through the sewers, the gang is drifting through life, ignorant of what's around the bend.

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Oh yeah, I forgot the part where you tried to steal a cigar.

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Yeah, I forgot about that until I read it.

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Yeah, what was up with that?

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I tried to get it for Didi to get rid of some of her stress.

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To be fair, you did take it.

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I did take it.

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You still took it.

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Oh.

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Did I give it to Didi to relieve her stress?

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I think you did at the very end.

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You just tossed it to her.

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Okay.

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Did that work?

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Is her eight now stress-free?

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I mean, what else you got else to stress about?

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Where her next meal's coming from?

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Maybe.

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Next nicotine's coming from.

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She didn't get slapped.

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That monkey's got a smoking problem.

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I mean, I think this is the part where we would just go to Baz and say, hey, what do you want us to do next?

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I feel like maybe we shouldn't do that.

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I don't think so.

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I don't think so.

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No.

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Oh, I vaguely remember.

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Now I wish I would have listened to the episode.

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I vaguely remember arguing about whether or not we should just go to Baz's and blow him up or something.

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Yeah, I don't remember what our plan was.

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I think it was, Bridget, do you remember the plan?

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Please, Bridget.

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Your plan, you kind of went back and forth on how you wanted to deal with Baz.

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You did at one point think about finding someone to befriend and then giving them to police, the police to lower your heat levels.

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I remember that.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah, and then you guys are going to throw me in jail.

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Yeah, and then it was going to be Bugsby for a while.

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But we'd have to catch that rascal.

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Yeah.

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He's too swift.

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Yeah, well, he'll get his.

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Maybe.

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And then I know we talked about this.

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I got this far in re-listening.

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The little fat kid, Pritchard.

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Well, you go talk to him.

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Is that weird?

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You could.

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He is at the Red Stashes if you'd like to talk to him.

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I mean, I just feel like they're kind of.

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Well, I guess basically just it's not really that big of a mystery.

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Baz is just trying to wipe out the Red Stashes.

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And frame them for this.

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So we need to team up with the Red Stashes.

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Are you asking me?

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I can't see you.

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So I'm just.

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I mean, I'm just kind of making a general question.

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Trying to, you know, brainstorm, brain freeze.

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That's not a bad option.

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You know, talk to him.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I don't know who's the good guy.

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I mean, because Baz is basically trying to frame the Red Stashes.

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But maybe the Red Stashes are a bunch of assholes.

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I don't really know.

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Well, he's also trying to frame Puz.

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But the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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My friend.

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And right now we have a junk barge that's pretty good for hiding.

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But we got to do something here.

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What about your friend Lady Amoria?

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Doesn't she have any jobs or something we could do?

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Yeah, I think you done pissed her off.

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Who's friend?

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Your friend.

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She's not my friend.

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Well, not anymore.

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Yeah.

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You did eat her lunch.

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No, I didn't.

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I tried to give her an opportunity.

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That wasn't much of an opportunity.

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Still an opportunity.

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In as much as a threat is an opportunity.

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An opportunity not to get her ass kicked, I guess.

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While you guys are around the junk forts going down the sewers are talking about this,

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you hear a voice calling from one of the shores.

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What do you mean opportunity to get my ass kicked?

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Oh, what?

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Oh.

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Oh, Lady Amoria?

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You look out the window, and yes, there's Lady Amoria in the gutters wearing her finest clothing.

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Well, hello!

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Nurse!

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I'm like hanging off.

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I'm doing the...

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Can you slow it down?

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Can I get a board?

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Or am I just going to watch you guys just drift on by?

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Well, we don't just let anyone on here.

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Oh, get on here!

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You want to be a part of our crew?

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I had to put on my good hat.

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Sorry, ma'am.

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I like to think that you all just scramble back inside, get yourself all refreshed, you know,

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wearing your clean hats.

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Brush on our teeth a little bit.

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What not?

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Yeah.

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Well, throw me a rope or something or lower the gangplank.

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What do you guys do?

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How do I get on this thing?

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Nobody knows.

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Right now.

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You just got to jump.

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You got to trust.

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I toss, like, a garbage can lid, like, out like it's, like, sort of, like, supposed to be like a donut.

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Like a dinghy?

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Did you ever think to, did you ever stop to think whether or not a garbage can lid would float?

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I thought it would.

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Circular things are known to float.

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Roll for physics.

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Yeah, roll for, let's just roll and see if it floats.

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All right, for what, physics?

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One, one D.

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One, what?

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Just one die?

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Yeah, just roll one die.

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All right.

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Partial success.

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She's able to, the garbage lid doesn't sink all the way.

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It kind of floats up on top, and Lady Amoria kind of picks up her skirts, backs up across the edge, gives it a running jump, jumps, hits the garbage lid, sinks a little bit, you know, gets some sewer water on her foot,

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but does manage to clear the gap and lands on the garbage barge, or junk barge.

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What are we calling?

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What are we calling it?

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The junk barge?

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I guess the junk barge.

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The junk, uh, the, uh, the junk boat?

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The garbage barges?

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The junk boat.

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The garbage barge.

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The gar barge.

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Garbage.

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Garbage.

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Garbage.

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The gar barge.

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Garbage.

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But she kind of kicks her foot and is just like looking at her leg

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and kind of disgusted and then looks all at you.

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Let me get that for you.

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And I start rubbing my sleeve on her legs to dry off her ankles.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Good as new, ma'am.

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Welcome aboard.

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Welcome aboard.

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I'm glad to see you guys have a seafaring vessel.

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It's a real upgrade for you.

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Yeah.

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Ignore the garbage.

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It's garbage.

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Also, hold your nose.

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It doesn't smell good here.

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Watch the hole in the floor.

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And don't touch my tractor.

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And you're going to want to stay away from Dee Dee's corner.

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He's very territorial.

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Yeah.

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She kind of like looks and kind of like, you know, when you're in a China shop

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and you're like, I shouldn't touch anything.

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She just kind of stands there.

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Very tense.

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Okay.

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Well, I didn't know if you guys could be of assistance.

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I heard a rumor that you are looking for work.

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I know after we last talked to Squish, we didn't really leave things on good terms.

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But I thought maybe you guys could lend me a hand on something.

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Well, we're not really in the middle of anything right now.

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Are we, gents?

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Oh, yeah.

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Don't worry.

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We gave Squish a talking to about how he needs to be nicer to people.

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He will not eat your sandwich.

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Not again.

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It didn't really work.

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Bye.

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I will eat your sandwich.

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Will you just shut up while she's here?

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Just pretend like you're being nice for a little while.

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That was being nice and flirty.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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It's not impressed.

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Now there's nothing to say.

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I am glad you guys have a boat.

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You might need it for this.

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Have you guys ever heard of the Magu Fin?

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The what?

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The Magu Fin.

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Legendary.

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Of course you haven't.

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Uncultured swines.

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It's a necklace.

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Hey, hold on, hold on.

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Hold on.

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Paul.

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What is this thing she's talking about?

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It's a swine is a type of pig.

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No, I was asking Paul.

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Oh, Paul?

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The Magu Fin?

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The Magu Fin.

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Paul, do you know anything about the Magu Fin?

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I lift my shoulder up.

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And Lady Amoria kind of glares at the statue.

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Paul says, I have heard of it.

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It's a necklace.

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Hey, I think that's the first time we've gotten a solid answer on this guy, right, guys?

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I turned to Lady Amoria and go, yes, it's a necklace.

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And you wanted to sell the cat.

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And what he just did?

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He just, that was probably a 15,000 coin answer.

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I don't think she was.

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Necklaces had names?

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She was going to tell us.

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Yeah, I mean, the whole point of this movie of Titanic was that they were looking for a necklace.

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I thought that was the diamond.

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Was it the Hope Diamond?

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But that was the diamond.

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It was not the Hope Diamond.

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No, it's the heart of the sea.

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No, it's the heart of the ocean.

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You're right.

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Oh, I thought...

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I don't know about the chicken in the ocean.

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She threw it in the ocean at the end.

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But yeah, the necklaces can't have names.

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It's a famous artifact.

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It's supposed to be incredibly powerful, blah, blah, blah.

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I know you guys aren't interested in that.

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The more important part of it is that this was captured or rather caught in a treasure chest recently.

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There was a fishing expedition that went out to the Void Sea.

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They came back.

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They started bragging about capturing this treasure chest and this treasure map and the Magu fin.

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And I would like it back.

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So you guys, steal a necklace.

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It was yours?

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Well, I...

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No, it's not mine, but it doesn't...

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It should...

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Some collector is going to come along and they're going to buy it and they're going to display it every couple of weeks, you know, and wear it.

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But it's a historical piece.

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It has a history to it.

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It has an artifact.

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I just...

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I can't stomach the idea of it being bought and sold like that.

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So I thought I'd ask you guys if this is something you can do.

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If you can't, don't worry.

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I'm sure there's someone else who would love to have a treasure chest.

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Sitting around.

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Wait, are you going to try to blow this place up too?

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I'm not going to come along on this mission.

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I'm not going to go anywhere near it.

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The heat's too hot for me.

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That's why I'm asking you.

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My colleagues, you know, we all obviously heard about what you did.

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And, I mean, they're not excited that I lost the lion, but they're giving me another opportunity.

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And you guys kind of owe me one, right?

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Like, you owe me...

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Like, it's a good deal.

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You guys get treasure chest.

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I get a necklace.

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You know.

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It has a map.

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Treasure map.

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You guys look like you are the pirate type.

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And she points over to Captain.

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Are we talking about booty?

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Booty?

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A booty with a B.

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Yes.

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Well, yes.

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Oh, boy.

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Oof.

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This is awkward.

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I say we take it, Lance.

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We can always use the extra money right now, especially with the heat on us.

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And maybe we won't...

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Maybe this is an opportunity not to blow something up.

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Unless that's what you guys want.

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I mean, we can also make it an opportunity to blow several things up.

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I mean...

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I feel like I should blow something up.

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And for every explosion you commit, Chuckles, is one less nut blast.

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Or something like that.

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I feel like that's...

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Like giving up weed for heroin.

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But Uncle Scalic didn't say I had to stop blowing things up.

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Did he?

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I don't know.

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I wasn't really listening.

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You're just thinking about all the things you can blow up with that money.

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Oh, yeah.

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The college fund?

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Yeah.

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We're going to get that somehow.

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Maybe we...

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Hey, how about this for an alternate...

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An alternate mission?

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Let's rob Scalic for my college fund.

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Let's circle back to that one.

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Right.

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He's really old.

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I'm sure we could kill him with a stiff breeze.

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Prism did him no favors.

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No, no.

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He did not do any push-ups or pull-ups.

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He just sat there and waited for us to break him out.

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Cried.

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Cried a lot.

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Did some squats.

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Yeah.

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You know, I guess.

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I don't know much about...

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So, wait.

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Do we actually have to go on the Cs?

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No, I don't know.

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That's kind of the problem.

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That's also the reason I came to you.

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I don't know where the treasure is.

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Actually, nobody really knows.

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The crew that caught it have been bragging about it.

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Bragging that they found it.

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But other than that, I don't have anything.

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I can tell you the crew.

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Yeah.

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I mean, because this junk barge, I mean, it barely floats.

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We're good here in the sewer.

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I don't know about waves.

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Oh, well, once we get our navigation system, I'm sure this thing will be much more seaworthy.

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Ain't that right, Juggles?

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He's our best technician.

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We got our best guy on the job.

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You're already talking to me.

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Yeah.

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Then he said, ain't that right, Juggles, when you were talking to me.

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Ain't that right?

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All right.

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Well, it couldn't hurt, I suppose.

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No.

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Who is the crew that we got to blow up?

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I mean, that punch.

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I mean, tricking to giving us their stuff.

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It's called the Dawn's Hammer.

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Oh, that sounds scary.

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That sounds familiar.

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Yeah, I don't know why I even take notes.

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The ship, it's called, well, the ship is called the Dawn's Hammer Reforged.

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Apparently, the first one blew up and sunk in the harbor.

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Right.

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Now I know why it sounds familiar.

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Oh, I just forgot.

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Never heard of it.

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Anyway, a couple of the crew said that they went on this fishing expedition, that they

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go for Leviathan caviar, and they ended up catching or finding at the bottom of the sea a treasure

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chest.

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And now the crew is saying that they found the Magu fin, and they're spending money like it's

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not coming back.

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And I don't really care about the money.

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That's not so important to me.

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But the rest of whatever's in there, the Magu fin, I definitely would like that back.

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Let's get it, lads.

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All right.

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I guess you got yourself a deal.

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Oh, there's no deal.

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If you guys mess this up and get blown up or get in the police, you can leave my name out

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of it.

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I mean, give me the necklace, and we'll call it nice.

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I don't think I will.

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Yeah, you're paying for the necklace, right?

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Well, that or I could just put back the ghost that I kind of just released onto your boat.

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What?

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Yeah.

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You know how, like at Watts Place, I had a ghost in the basement that would blow things

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up.

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I thought, well, I'm not using him.

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I mean, he blew up, but, you know, it's a ghost.

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So I was like, well, wouldn't it be funny if I went to the boat of the people who blew

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that up and just set him off?

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Wait, the people that blew what up?

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The house?

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Yeah.

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That was you.

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That was the ghost.

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That you controlled.

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So we didn't look at it.

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Yeah, but things didn't really go according to plan.

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Now you're extorting us.

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Yeah, kind of.

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So either we get this necklace or you blow up our new house.

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I mean, she looks around.

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Don't think it'll do much, do you?

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No, it's already garbage.

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I mean, I'm sure we could build another one out of, you know, garbage.

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It already looks like it's been built out of wreckage once.

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Got to be honest.

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Hey, we stole this large fair and square.

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No, it was given to us and then we moved it.

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So, you know, we earned it.

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Bass gave it to us and he was going to burn it down.

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Then we moved it in the sewer.

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Oh, no, I'm talking about the boat itself.

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The boat.

00:20:49
I don't know where that came from.

00:20:51
We just saw it.

00:20:54
We were moving the junk fort and we saw it and just tossed it on there and just shoved off.

00:20:59
I mean, I think it's pretty explanatory.

00:21:01
All right.

00:21:03
Mystery solved.

00:21:05
What's the next one?

00:21:06
Oh, wait.

00:21:07
How do we not get blown up?

00:21:09
So you blew up that house with a ghost?

00:21:11
Yeah, there is a bomb.

00:21:14
There's a demon.

00:21:15
Well, ghost in the basement and he's attached to a bomb.

00:21:19
His name is Kaboom.

00:21:21
And he was supposed to wait for my word and then blow up the house.

00:21:27
Well, things got a little hectic.

00:21:29
And, you know, I lost Paul or your little, you know, statue there.

00:21:36
And things got a little out of hand.

00:21:39
The house blew up.

00:21:40
I escaped.

00:21:42
The ghost escaped.

00:21:43
Got him back in his bottle.

00:21:46
Not doing anything with him.

00:21:47
And I thought, well, what would be a good way to save face?

00:21:50
And the Magu Finn shows up.

00:21:52
And I think, who do I know who would prefer, you know, who could go get that for me?

00:21:57
And I thought of you.

00:21:59
And I thought, maybe just to sweeten the deal, I'll release the bomb ghost down here in case you guys got a little sassy with me.

00:22:06
Us get sassy?

00:22:08
No.

00:22:12
Maybe eat your lunch.

00:22:13
Probably.

00:22:14
I will eat your sandwich.

00:22:17
One day, I will eat your lunch.

00:22:22
Then my vengeance will be complete.

00:22:25
I guess we have to do it.

00:22:28
I mean, we love adventure and hate getting blown up.

00:22:32
We wish there was some money involved.

00:22:34
But...

00:22:37
Yeah.

00:22:37
Now, there is, like I said, you guys can take the rest of the treasure chest.

00:22:42
Whatever's left, yours to keep.

00:22:45
You just want the necklace.

00:22:46
And the necklace is in the treasure chest.

00:22:48
Yes.

00:22:50
Yep.

00:22:51
You got it.

00:22:52
Next question.

00:22:52
Any possibility inside this treasure chest, there are onions or perhaps exotic foods?

00:23:01
Don't know about that one.

00:23:04
Likelihood, though.

00:23:06
If you had to put a percentage on it.

00:23:08
90%?

00:23:09
95?

00:23:10
Considering that this is supposed to have just been sitting at the bottom of the void sea for decades, maybe longer,

00:23:21
I'm going to say the option is probably, like, less than 30, that there are onions in this.

00:23:26
Hey, 30%, buddy.

00:23:29
30 is pretty good.

00:23:30
You might begin your onions.

00:23:31
Get in your onions.

00:23:32
There's literally nowhere else we can get them.

00:23:34
So...

00:23:36
Bottom of the sea.

00:23:37
Bottomest of the...

00:23:39
Bottomest of the ocean.

00:23:40
Bottomest.

00:23:41
Bottomest.

00:23:43
A little bottomest.

00:23:45
It's a technical term.

00:23:45
It's Latin.

00:23:46
All right.

00:23:47
I'm in.

00:23:48
Let's do it.

00:23:50
Where are these going?

00:23:51
Let's do it.

00:23:52
Now, where are we going?

00:23:52
Now...

00:23:54
We'll set sail.

00:23:58
We've been drifting for about an hour now, aimlessly.

00:24:01
We've all...

00:24:02
Somebody should probably go, you know...

00:24:04
I don't know why we put the steering wheel in here, and, like, I can't really see what's going on out there.

00:24:09
Right.

00:24:12
It also doesn't steer anything.

00:24:14
No, not yet.

00:24:15
It's more like a place where people come to get their picture taken.

00:24:18
Well, don't tell her that.

00:24:20
But also, offer her to have...

00:24:22
Ask her if she wants her picture taken.

00:24:24
For money.

00:24:27
Me?

00:24:28
Do I want my picture taken?

00:24:29
Yeah, at the wheel of the garbarge.

00:24:32
Yes.

00:24:33
You want to pretend like you're steering the garbarge.

00:24:35
Yes.

00:24:39
I do want my picture taken.

00:24:41
Well, it's going to cost you.

00:24:43
Oh.

00:24:45
Yeah?

00:24:46
Yeah.

00:24:47
I want it.

00:24:48
15,000 points.

00:24:49
A little peck on the cheek.

00:24:51
You want a kiss, and I get a picture.

00:24:55
Yeah.

00:24:56
Just a little one.

00:24:58
Just on the cheek over here, please.

00:25:03
The what?

00:25:06
All right.

00:25:07
Let's see if you convince her.

00:25:10
Try to swear.

00:25:11
Oh, great.

00:25:12
I have no people skills.

00:25:13
Well, why don't you swear to the monkey world tinker?

00:25:16
Can I tinker her?

00:25:17
No.

00:25:19
You tinker her?

00:25:20
I barely know her.

00:25:21
Can't do that on a first kiss.

00:25:23
Failure.

00:25:27
You know what?

00:25:30
On second thought, I think Brad just...

00:25:32
You end up in a very desperate position.

00:25:34
Yeah.

00:25:37
Honestly, I'm not interested, and I'm a little Paul that you'd ask.

00:25:42
You know what?

00:25:43
Me neither.

00:25:43
Hey, I got a little Paul here.

00:25:45
I got you.

00:25:47
Now get out of here.

00:25:48
Let us get on our adventure.

00:25:49
Can we just throw her...

00:25:51
Can we toss her off on a bag of garbage?

00:25:53
Can we throw her back on that sinking garbage can lid?

00:25:59
Just leave her adrift.

00:26:01
Yep.

00:26:01
And wave.

00:26:02
See you later.

00:26:03
Like Forrest Gump?

00:26:06
Yeah, like Forrest Gump.

00:26:08
Alright.

00:26:12
Did she say where we were supposed to go?

00:26:13
No, she said to set sail.

00:26:16
I was making a drink at the time.

00:26:22
Well...

00:26:23
Yeah, she just told us that we had to go to the Don's Hammer Reloaded.

00:26:27
Reforged.

00:26:31
Oh boy.

00:26:32
They are not going to want to talk to us.

00:26:34
We need to find an intermediary to do the talking for us over there because they are going to be pissed.

00:26:42
They are definitely going to remember us.

00:26:44
We don't blow the shit out of that.

00:26:47
Well, I mean, they named it the same thing.

00:26:50
That doesn't mean anything.

00:26:53
It doesn't necessarily.

00:26:54
I'm just saying it's a risk.

00:26:56
I think we'll be okay.

00:26:57
I mean, we weren't...

00:26:59
You know, we were...

00:27:00
They probably won't recognize us.

00:27:01
Alright, yeah.

00:27:02
Let's just go in there.

00:27:03
Also, she's gone now, right?

00:27:06
Lady Amoria...

00:27:09
Yeah, you dumped her on the trash can.

00:27:10
So we can fart now.

00:27:11
Captain.

00:27:14
Yes?

00:27:15
Fire.

00:27:16
You're tuned to that bomb ghost.

00:27:18
Oh, yeah.

00:27:19
I keep forgetting I can do these things.

00:27:21
Alright.

00:27:22
It's funny.

00:27:24
I did, too.

00:27:24
I've never seen you really do it.

00:27:26
I've seen you try.

00:27:28
Alright, here we go.

00:27:30
One, two, three.

00:27:31
Tune.

00:27:32
Partial success, lads.

00:27:36
I don't know what that means.

00:27:38
We'll find out.

00:27:41
Great.

00:27:42
That's not the right one.

00:27:43
Hold on.

00:27:43
Is that a spooky ghost looking thing?

00:27:50
Or is that a man in a butler?

00:27:53
Oh, there he is.

00:27:55
I mean, he's a butler.

00:27:57
It's kind of spooky.

00:28:00
Okay, hold on.

00:28:02
In a way.

00:28:02
It's definitely the wrong picture.

00:28:06
Hold on.

00:28:06
New actor 21.

00:28:16
Oh, boy.

00:28:17
There you go.

00:28:18
Spooky now?

00:28:20
Spooky.

00:28:21
So you attune.

00:28:24
And, yeah, there's definitely a dark figure on the boat.

00:28:27
He's kind of focusing in and out.

00:28:31
You know, he's kind of blurry.

00:28:32
He's not quite 100% there.

00:28:34
But all you can hear coming from him is the sound of, like, a fuse burning, like a, you know, kind of burning, like a candle or something that's being burned.

00:28:46
Can you try to get him in a bottle?

00:28:48
I do have my chains that I never get to use.

00:28:53
Wait, can we talk to him first?

00:28:55
Does he say anything?

00:28:56
Hey, you, ghost.

00:28:58
What do you want with us, monster?

00:29:04
I need him on tree, Fanny.

00:29:05
The ghost.

00:29:08
Go ahead.

00:29:09
Oh, sorry, go ahead.

00:29:11
What do you want to say?

00:29:12
I was going to say, how do I throw my chains on him?

00:29:14
You can just use that when you're trying to command him.

00:29:22
It gives you, like, a little boost.

00:29:23
Okay, so.

00:29:25
Do I have an empty?

00:29:27
I think I have one empty bottle, right?

00:29:29
Yeah, I think you do.

00:29:33
Can I command him into empty bottle?

00:29:35
Yeah, you can put him in an empty bottle.

00:29:38
I assume you.

00:29:39
I have Neelix in one, and then I have a ritual summoning of a fire demon of some sort.

00:29:44
Okay, so if you wanted to put him in an empty bottle, you can.

00:29:49
If you want to take him with you, you're going to have to add that onto your load.

00:29:52
You'd have to have four bottles then.

00:29:54
Okay.

00:29:55
Do I already have, how many bottles?

00:29:57
That makes sense.

00:29:57
You have two bottles that you can carry with you currently.

00:30:02
If you just want to capture him and throw him in an empty bottle and leave him in the junk fort, that's fine.

00:30:07
You can do that.

00:30:07
Because I definitely think you would have a lot of empty bottles lying around considering you drink obsessively.

00:30:14
But if you wanted to take him with you in addition to your other two bottles, then you would have to increase your load.

00:30:19
Oh, use him as a weapon.

00:30:21
You have Neelix and then the fire ball.

00:30:25
Ritual.

00:30:25
Ritual.

00:30:26
That's a ritual.

00:30:27
I don't think that counts.

00:30:29
That's a ritual summoning.

00:30:32
Okay.

00:30:32
Yeah.

00:30:32
Okay.

00:30:33
Yeah.

00:30:34
Then you can catch him.

00:30:34
I'm just making sure.

00:30:35
I mean, you might be right, but I thought...

00:30:36
I thought it was a demon that did the fireball for you.

00:30:40
That's what I said.

00:30:41
Yeah.

00:30:41
Right.

00:30:41
But it's a ritual that he brings.

00:30:43
It's not like he's in a bottle.

00:30:44
Oh, I thought...

00:30:46
Okay.

00:30:46
Yeah.

00:30:47
No, you do a ritual to summon him.

00:30:49
Yeah.

00:30:49
Okay.

00:30:50
Sort of like a...

00:30:51
Yeah.

00:30:52
One bottle.

00:30:52
Yeah.

00:30:53
So I'm just going to go ahead and give a little command here.

00:30:57
And, you know...

00:30:58
Get in my bottle.

00:31:00
I'm going to throw it in like a fishing...

00:31:02
I'm going to throw it at him with my chain like a fishing line.

00:31:04
And then can I...

00:31:06
Make sure you add one.

00:31:07
What?

00:31:08
Add one?

00:31:08
You have plus one for using your...

00:31:10
Yeah.

00:31:11
For using your hooks.

00:31:12
Right.

00:31:13
Or chains, as you've decided to call that.

00:31:15
Oh, man.

00:31:18
That's not correct.

00:31:20
We got a large one, boys.

00:31:21
No, that can't be correct.

00:31:24
Your command...

00:31:25
You have two commands.

00:31:26
Yeah.

00:31:27
So you should roll three die.

00:31:28
Yeah.

00:31:30
It's your command plus one.

00:31:32
I did do command plus one.

00:31:35
Did you click on yourself?

00:31:37
Because that...

00:31:38
I didn't click on myself.

00:31:40
I just clicked on the command action.

00:31:41
It was rolled on your captain.

00:31:43
How do you only have one, though?

00:31:46
I don't know.

00:31:48
You should have three.

00:31:48
I have one on my paper.

00:31:51
Did I upgrade my command at one point?

00:31:55
It says two on your sheet in Foundry.

00:31:59
So what happened?

00:32:04
Yeah.

00:32:12
So if you roll your commands, you should get two plus one.

00:32:16
That's why I'm confused why you got only rolled one.

00:32:19
I rolled plus...

00:32:20
I rolled my command plus one.

00:32:22
Do you want to try it again?

00:32:22
Yeah.

00:32:24
Because that doesn't...

00:32:25
That's not the right number.

00:32:26
See?

00:32:27
I'm doing the same thing.

00:32:28
I don't know.

00:32:31
I rolled your command plus one, and it did something different.

00:32:34
That's crazy.

00:32:35
Can we take that roll?

00:32:41
Please?

00:32:41
Yeah.

00:32:43
I'm fine with that.

00:32:44
Tell me how you capture him.

00:32:46
You got him.

00:32:46
Oh, I catch him like a marlin, you know?

00:32:51
And he's the...

00:32:52
You know, I'm giving him some slack, and then reeling him in.

00:32:55
And I'm giving him some slack, and then I'm reeling him in.

00:32:57
And I'm giving him some slack, and then I'm reeling him in.

00:33:01
And he's fighting.

00:33:02
Oh, he's a fighter.

00:33:05
You know, it's a...

00:33:06
He's like knocking things over, and, you know, Jekylls and Squish are both doing things.

00:33:11
I'm not sure what, but, you know...

00:33:13
Squish is hiding.

00:33:14
Yeah, I mean, this guy is like...

00:33:16
It's kind of like that scene in the second Ghostbusters movie where they're in the courtroom,

00:33:20
and they're just making a huge mess of that courtroom.

00:33:23
I mean, it's probably like the first scene in the first Ghostbusters movie where they made

00:33:27
a huge mess of that ballroom.

00:33:29
But, yeah, it's like that, except our place was already kind of a mess, so it's kind of cleaning

00:33:32
the place up.

00:33:33
It somehow looks better afterwards.

00:33:36
It's like all those...

00:33:38
You just disintegrate him off.

00:33:38
All that destruction is kind of like an aesthetic thing.

00:33:42
And then eventually I get him into an arm lock, and I yell at him, and then he gets into...

00:33:50
And then I kind of, like, shove him into a bottle.

00:33:52
Yeah, you cork him up.

00:33:57
Now inside of this old whiskey bottle, you just have this black undulating mask.

00:34:03
Oh, yeah.

00:34:04
Did we ever figure out what it was?

00:34:06
No, I was trying to ask it, but then you just cast it.

00:34:10
Can I ask it now, now that it's in the bottle?

00:34:12
What kind of ghost are you?

00:34:13
Yeah.

00:34:13
Yeah, you can ask him.

00:34:16
What kind of ghost are you, monster?

00:34:18
I'm not a ghost.

00:34:20
I'm a demon.

00:34:22
Oh, guys, we got a good one.

00:34:23
I don't think I've ever caught a demon before.

00:34:27
You can't just catch my people.

00:34:30
I didn't mean to.

00:34:32
Wait, we could have put you in a bottle this entire time?

00:34:37
No, because I'm half demon.

00:34:39
Oh.

00:34:40
Humans cannot be bottled.

00:34:43
Can you put squish in a bottle?

00:34:45
Bridget?

00:34:52
Try to put me in a bottle.

00:34:54
I'm going to say no on this one.

00:34:58
I'm implying that there's different types of demons, the type of demon he is, and then these

00:35:04
actual otherworldly beings.

00:35:06
Because I'm pretty sure if you just hit squish with your hooks, they would hurt, but they

00:35:13
wouldn't do anything to his soul or force him into a bottle.

00:35:17
It would just be as bad as getting hit with a regular fishing hook.

00:35:20
Yeah, it still hurt, but I think you just piss him off and actually command his will.

00:35:26
I would be very mad, yes.

00:35:28
I would then punch you.

00:35:29
We could tinker him into a bottle.

00:35:31
What?

00:35:33
We could tinker him?

00:35:35
Do you want to give a try, Captain?

00:35:37
What'd you say?

00:35:37
Do you want to try?

00:35:40
No, no, no.

00:35:41
I just wanted to...

00:35:43
I'm okay with the question being unanswered for now.

00:35:46
Aren't we, squish?

00:35:48
No, it is answered.

00:35:48
The answer is no.

00:35:49
It wouldn't work.

00:35:50
You'd just see how...

00:35:51
You'd roll to see how much you piss him off.

00:35:53
Oh, well then, no.

00:35:55
It doesn't sound very...

00:35:57
It doesn't sound very...

00:35:58
Very paragon.

00:36:00
Renegade for life.

00:36:05
All right.

00:36:08
Well, so I guess...

00:36:10
Yeah, he's in the bottle.

00:36:13
Do you have anything else you want to ask him?

00:36:16
Yeah.

00:36:17
What can you do?

00:36:18
For me.

00:36:20
If you let me out, give me like five minutes and I will just blow the lid off this popsicle

00:36:26
stand.

00:36:27
Love to blow things up.

00:36:29
Big fan.

00:36:30
Little bumped.

00:36:31
I've heard about you guys.

00:36:33
Pretty excited.

00:36:33
Yeah.

00:36:35
This is...

00:36:35
Oh, yeah.

00:36:36
You're perfect for the crew.

00:36:38
Yeah.

00:36:39
We are going to use you to your fullest extent.

00:36:41
We love blowing shit up.

00:36:43
We are.

00:36:44
I am so excited.

00:36:46
How often can you blow this popsicle stand?

00:36:49
And how familiar are you with explosions?

00:36:52
Great with explosions.

00:36:54
Blow up once.

00:36:56
I'll do good.

00:36:56
I go back to the demon realm.

00:36:58
And then, you know, you gotta do a little...

00:37:00
You gotta summon me again.

00:37:01
But, you know, I'm always, always willing to blow things up.

00:37:05
All right.

00:37:06
Well, thank you.

00:37:07
And I put them in my pocket and they're like, guess we got...

00:37:11
Guys, we got like ourselves one freebie, if you will, of blowing something up.

00:37:16
If we want, we can blow this necklace up.

00:37:18
You're right.

00:37:21
We should blow up Lady Amoria.

00:37:22
I don't think we should just kill people.

00:37:26
He is so vengeful.

00:37:27
I'm not sure why.

00:37:29
Just because he's...

00:37:30
I cannot give him a sandwich.

00:37:31
Over $15,000.

00:37:32
Right.

00:37:34
She tricked me.

00:37:36
I thought she was taking me downstairs for some sweet, sweet lovin'.

00:37:39
Nope.

00:37:41
That's she introduced you to us.

00:37:43
To our first major explosion.

00:37:45
She'd be a cruel mistress.

00:37:46
The one that put us on the map.

00:37:46
Yeah, she's the one that...

00:37:48
That's the one that put us on the map, lads, is that first explosion.

00:37:51
Yep.

00:37:52
You're welcome.

00:37:53
You hear from the bottle.

00:37:55
Oh.

00:37:56
Who's that?

00:37:58
I thought that was Paul.

00:37:59
That was definitely the bottle.

00:38:01
It's kaboom.

00:38:03
Oh, kaboom.

00:38:04
All right.

00:38:07
Well, I guess we'll just keep that.

00:38:08
Hopefully, he doesn't blow up prematurely on us.

00:38:11
I'm sure there's no way this can backfire.

00:38:13
Nope.

00:38:14
Not at all.

00:38:14
I'm a great pirate.

00:38:15
All right.

00:38:16
Best one I've ever heard of.

00:38:17
Yep.

00:38:18
Set sail.

00:38:18
Yep.

00:38:19
There we go.

00:38:20
Set sail.

00:38:21
Oh, wait.

00:38:21
We've been drifting for several hours now.

00:38:24
Guys, we got to go get a big stick.

00:38:27
Can our sail just be, like, made of, like, old clothes?

00:38:31
Like, ratty shirts and pants and stuff that we sewed together?

00:38:36
You mean stolen?

00:38:37
Various stolen fabrics?

00:38:40
Just, like, tablecloths and just old uniforms and stuff?

00:38:49
Rugs and carpets people have, you know, collected over the years.

00:38:52
Grapes.

00:38:55
Grapes.

00:38:56
Not going to make me be sleeping on.

00:38:58
You could.

00:39:00
Yeah.

00:39:00
You could definitely, if you want to make something, make a sail.

00:39:03
It's not going to be very effective with the, as effective with the steering as your, as captain's navigation project will be.

00:39:11
Right.

00:39:12
Yeah.

00:39:13
It's a great project.

00:39:14
We've got the best people in it.

00:39:16
Sorry.

00:39:17
No.

00:39:19
No.

00:39:19
No.

00:39:19
You're good.

00:39:19
All right.

00:39:21
Let's just go to the Dawn's Revenge.

00:39:23
Dawn's Revenge.

00:39:28
I feel like that's ominous.

00:39:29
Especially since it's dusk.

00:39:33
I also think it's called Thor's Hammer Reforged.

00:39:36
No, that's something else.

00:39:40
Oh.

00:39:41
Dawn's Hammer Reforged.

00:39:45
I don't know.

00:39:45
I have Reloaded Revenge and Reforged.

00:39:48
Oh, Reloaded sounds cool.

00:39:50
Resurrection.

00:39:52
How do you, how do you reload a boat?

00:40:00
So you guys walk down the docks.

00:40:03
I'm assuming you're all wanting to go, right?

00:40:05
I'm sorry.

00:40:05
I didn't mean to cut you off.

00:40:06
Are you all ready to go?

00:40:08
You were right to cut us off.

00:40:13
So you all start walking down the docks.

00:40:15
It's pretty hustle and bustle down there.

00:40:18
You pass some groups of, you know, pretty armed men who kind of give you a side eye as you walk past.

00:40:25
Lots of fish.

00:40:26
Lots of smells.

00:40:28
And you're just in this harbor area with just rows and rows and rows of piers with boats outside of them.

00:40:36
Doc.

00:40:40
Wait, we should probably find Turnswell.

00:40:45
What's he going to do?

00:40:47
See if he can find it to authenticate it.

00:40:51
The necklace?

00:40:54
Yeah.

00:40:55
We'll do that after we get the necklace.

00:40:57
But that way we can find out where it is.

00:41:00
A hundred percent.

00:41:02
Oh, you think he'll, he'll be able to help?

00:41:05
Yeah.

00:41:06
Be able to find out where it is.

00:41:09
So like he can lead us to that instead of just going to the ship and hoping it's on there.

00:41:14
Good idea.

00:41:16
Also, he should talk to anybody that needs talking to at the, by this boat, because I'm scared that they're going to recognize me and then try and blow me up.

00:41:25
So are you going to go back to, you're looking for Turnswell now?

00:41:33
Yeah.

00:41:35
Can't we just like call him?

00:41:37
Yeah.

00:41:39
He owns a store.

00:41:40
Can we go to his store?

00:41:41
Yeah.

00:41:42
Of course.

00:41:43
Uh, you go to Turnswell's store and, uh, unfortunately it looks like there hasn't been, uh, anyone in there in quite some time.

00:41:57
But, uh, outside of the store.

00:42:01
Did we bring him, did we bring him anything like a gift?

00:42:05
Oh, we're going to get him a bottle of booze.

00:42:07
Well, we don't already.

00:42:09
We should give him, Captain, do you have any booze on you?

00:42:13
Uh, no.

00:42:17
Perhaps in your peg leg?

00:42:18
I know where you keep it now.

00:42:20
I don't have a peg leg.

00:42:23
I mean, yeah, I know it's not exactly a peg, but it is fake and it's a leg.

00:42:29
So, come on.

00:42:31
Out with it.

00:42:31
I, I, I, I like bend over and I like, oh, here's a popping.

00:42:35
And I pull it out.

00:42:38
It's half drank.

00:42:40
It's, yeah, it's got enough for a party.

00:42:43
All right.

00:42:44
Good enough for a party.

00:42:45
Let's fill it up with water the rest of the way.

00:42:48
Just like, you know, and he'll think it's full.

00:42:51
I pull out some of the holy water dumping in there.

00:42:56
Holy water.

00:42:57
Oh, yeah.

00:42:58
He's going to love that.

00:43:00
He's going to totally believe this.

00:43:01
This is not, this is a great idea.

00:43:04
The shop that you walk into definitely looks empty.

00:43:09
It doesn't look like there's been anyone for a while.

00:43:11
It's still pretty disheveled from the last time you visited it.

00:43:17
There's nobody inside.

00:43:18
Turd swallow.

00:43:22
Turd swallow.

00:43:25
We're here for you.

00:43:28
Is there a bell on his, his table or his desk?

00:43:31
Oh, like a.

00:43:33
Yeah.

00:43:33
There's a little bell.

00:43:35
I read it all furiously.

00:43:41
From outside of the store.

00:43:43
Uh, one of the.

00:43:45
Things you assumed was garbage.

00:43:47
Just laying on the street, uh, kind of shuffles and like moves and gets up and he goes, who's

00:43:52
who's ringing the bell?

00:43:54
It's your old buddy.

00:43:57
Hello.

00:43:59
You look in.

00:44:00
You see turn swallow and he doesn't have his glasses on anymore.

00:44:03
He's incredibly disheveled and, uh, he's just like staring wildly into the, into the store.

00:44:10
He's not really recognizing any of you.

00:44:13
Who?

00:44:13
What?

00:44:14
We're closed.

00:44:15
Come back tomorrow.

00:44:16
No, no.

00:44:19
We're not here to buy anything.

00:44:21
We're here because we need you to do something for us.

00:44:27
You, you guys, this is all your fault.

00:44:31
No, we broke you out of jail.

00:44:33
Broke me out of jail.

00:44:35
I wanted to stay in the jail.

00:44:38
And don't you remember who gave you a biscuit?

00:44:40
Who gave you a biscuit?

00:44:41
You gave me a biscuit.

00:44:44
And then guess what?

00:44:45
And then what?

00:44:46
It exploded.

00:44:46
And you, you take, you give me two on that whiskey onion shit.

00:44:52
And I go to, I go to Watts and then it blows up and I'm the one that's getting arrested.

00:44:57
You're three.

00:45:00
You're three.

00:45:01
I'm, and he's very drunk, but he is irate.

00:45:04
He's like, I don't want anything to do with any of you.

00:45:08
Yeah.

00:45:09
Give him the bottle.

00:45:10
Do you want something to do with this?

00:45:12
Squish?

00:45:17
Squish.

00:45:18
Do you want to have anything to do with this?

00:45:22
Hey, see a degenerate.

00:45:24
Hold out the bottle.

00:45:25
He kind of stares at it.

00:45:28
But grudgingly, but definitely he takes the bottle out of your hands and he rolls his eyes,

00:45:35
but he uncorks it and starts drinking.

00:45:38
And he drinks and he drinks and he drinks and he takes the whole bottle down in one solid drink.

00:45:44
Oh.

00:45:44
Hey.

00:45:46
I'm glad we watered that one down.

00:45:49
That was for sure.

00:45:51
Yeah, that was, that was enough to have a party.

00:45:53
Open a party for four, but goddamn, dude.

00:45:58
Jesus Christ.

00:46:00
Save some for the fishes.

00:46:01
What do you possibly want?

00:46:03
All right.

00:46:05
We got an interesting business proposition for you.

00:46:08
Very interesting.

00:46:09
Very interesting.

00:46:09
We need you to find and evaluate the Merc's Turtle.

00:46:17
The Ming Feng.

00:46:18
The Ming Feng.

00:46:18
Ming Feng.

00:46:19
Ming Feng.

00:46:21
Ming Feng.

00:46:22
Ming Feng.

00:46:23
The Huck Feng.

00:46:25
The Huck Feng.

00:46:26
What?

00:46:27
I mean, he knows what we're talking, you know what we're talking about.

00:46:30
The Mui Feng?

00:46:33
Oh, are you talking about that stupid Magu Feng?

00:46:37
Ah, Magu Feng.

00:46:39
Yeah, that's it.

00:46:40
Magu.

00:46:42
Yeah.

00:46:42
I heard some guys in the bar talking about that.

00:46:45
So they picked it up along with all the money, spending money at the bar like it's no big deal.

00:46:52
Wait, you met the guys?

00:46:53
Of course.

00:46:56
They've been up here and down on this.

00:46:57
They've been over at that bar over there, wagging tail.

00:47:00
They've been drinking there for days, spending money.

00:47:03
Do they look strong?

00:47:04
I mean, but stronger than me.

00:47:09
But stronger than me.

00:47:11
He kind of wobbles a little.

00:47:13
Can I look for his glasses behind the table?

00:47:18
Behind the counter?

00:47:20
Go ahead.

00:47:21
Oh, that's so sweet of you.

00:47:23
I'm sure he's going to do something with something mean with them.

00:47:27
He's going to step on them or something.

00:47:28
Yeah, survey.

00:47:30
See if you find them.

00:47:31
Blow them up.

00:47:33
You do find the glasses, but they're kind of cracked down the middle.

00:47:42
They're just two halves of glasses.

00:47:44
Give me those things.

00:47:47
Yeah, give it to the tinkerer.

00:47:49
I could probably fashion good old regular glasses on them.

00:47:55
Yeah.

00:47:55
All right.

00:48:01
Can I roll for that?

00:48:04
Yeah, of course.

00:48:06
All right.

00:48:13
You fix his glasses.

00:48:14
You take this, like, group of just bent metal and glass, and you just kind of...

00:48:20
Right.

00:48:20
You mess around with them, and you end up back.

00:48:23
There you go, Poindexter.

00:48:24
Even better than they were before.

00:48:25
That is some impressive work, you do juggles.

00:48:28
So I take them, and I put them on his face.

00:48:30
Thank you.

00:48:30
You take the tinkering like I take the pirating.

00:48:35
You don't have to insult him like that, man.

00:48:38
Yeah, we haven't piloted anything yet.

00:48:40
I mean, I might be the worst pirate you've ever known, but I'm trying to be the best.

00:48:46
I mean, 50% of the ships we've been on, we blowed up.

00:48:50
We've been on more than one ship?

00:48:53
The Garbage Burge.

00:48:57
Oh, the Garbage?

00:48:58
The Garbage is a ship?

00:48:59
That's more like a pontoon.

00:49:01
All right, then 100% of the ships we've been on, you blowed up.

00:49:04
I mean, none of them have been my ship.

00:49:06
You tried, though.

00:49:09
I mean...

00:49:11
But it didn't happen, so there.

00:49:13
That's still there.

00:49:14
Now, here's your glasses, you big nerd.

00:49:16
You gonna help us?

00:49:17
Just trying to give a lot of compliments.

00:49:21
Hey, yarr.

00:49:22
Yarr.

00:49:25
He blinks and goes, I don't know what you want me to do.

00:49:28
Bring me the necklace.

00:49:30
I'll authenticate it.

00:49:32
You can blow it up or whatever you want to do with it.

00:49:35
I don't care.

00:49:36
No, you've definitely served your purpose here.

00:49:40
He has?

00:49:41
I thought he was gonna tell us where to start.

00:49:43
Or do we already know where to start?

00:49:44
He did, the bar.

00:49:45
Hmm.

00:49:47
That's not...

00:49:48
Oh, yeah.

00:49:48
The one right there.

00:49:49
The wagging tail.

00:49:50
The wagging tail.

00:49:53
I'm gonna write that down.

00:49:54
All right.

00:49:58
Yeah.

00:50:00
A couple guys have been in there for the last few days just drinking.

00:50:04
I don't know how they do it.

00:50:06
They don't get a hangover.

00:50:07
They don't regret their life's decisions.

00:50:09
They don't have existential crises.

00:50:11
They don't sleep in the gutter.

00:50:13
You have a story.

00:50:15
You just sleep here.

00:50:17
But do they...

00:50:18
Are they friends with a magnificent pirate crew?

00:50:22
Well, I don't know if we're pirate crew per se, but a crew nonetheless.

00:50:28
We're loosely affiliated.

00:50:29
They are definitely part of a crew.

00:50:31
No, we are a part of a crew.

00:50:32
I'm saying we're...

00:50:33
I'm saying he's friends with us.

00:50:34
He's got good things going for him.

00:50:36
Oh, yeah.

00:50:37
Yeah, definitely.

00:50:38
Definitely.

00:50:39
Yeah, he's got a lot of good for him.

00:50:42
I really don't consider him a friend, but okay.

00:50:45
I don't know.

00:50:46
He's always been there when we needed him.

00:50:47
I don't consider you a friend.

00:50:50
I mean, he's my friend and you're my friend, so then therefore friends.

00:50:55
Yep, that's math.

00:50:56
Nope.

00:50:57
Math.

00:50:58
What?

00:50:59
No.

00:51:01
Wow.

00:51:02
How about that?

00:51:03
I don't consider him a friend.

00:51:04
Great.

00:51:05
Let's go to the wagon tail.

00:51:07
The wagon tail?

00:51:09
Wagging tail.

00:51:11
Oh, okay.

00:51:13
There we go.

00:51:16
Wow, there's a lot of siblings in here.

00:51:18
Oh, no.

00:51:23
This looks an awful lot like the Applebee's that we were stuck in.

00:51:29
Stucked up to soccer moms?

00:51:31
Yeah.

00:51:32
You walk into the wagon tail, which is, in terms of bars, pretty gross and seedy.

00:51:41
But, you know, got some lights.

00:51:45
There's tables with people drinking at them.

00:51:48
A lot of thick-necked guys.

00:51:50
There's a bartender in the corner.

00:51:53
And in the very back corner, kind of surrounded by a lot of people making a lot of noise, are two, hopefully, familiar faces, although maybe not too much.

00:52:05
The guy on the right looks like your dad.

00:52:07
Oh!

00:52:08
Beforehand, before we walk in, can I change into that captain's outfit that we stole on the Dawn's hammer?

00:52:16
No.

00:52:18
The guard's outfit?

00:52:23
Was it a guard?

00:52:24
I thought it was, like, the captain's outfit.

00:52:26
I remember taking it off the dead captain or something.

00:52:30
Oh, yeah.

00:52:33
It was, like, a soldier's outfit.

00:52:39
Yeah.

00:52:40
So you stripped a dead man naked?

00:52:42
Yes.

00:52:43
You're proud of that, huh?

00:52:46
No.

00:52:47
I just put it on, though.

00:52:51
You're proud of that, huh?

00:52:53
Maybe a little.

00:52:58
We'll see how well this works.

00:53:03
You stripped a man naked?

00:53:04
A dead man.

00:53:06
Okay.

00:53:14
So then we walk in.

00:53:15
Yep.

00:53:16
You guys walk in, and you're not, you know, it's a pretty busy bar.

00:53:20
Lots of noise going on.

00:53:22
Dim lights.

00:53:23
Full of alcohol.

00:53:25
Lots of burly men sitting around tables.

00:53:27
In the back are two crew members.

00:53:30
You vaguely remember from being from Dawn's hammer.

00:53:33
P-Way and Tarnit.

00:53:35
Wait.

00:53:37
Oh, P-Way.

00:53:38
We helped P-Way.

00:53:40
Yeah, but he was in poor shape, I think.

00:53:43
What did we do with P-Way?

00:53:47
We helped him escape, right?

00:53:48
No, I think we helped him escape, but I think he was just getting beat up a lot.

00:53:52
He did get beat up.

00:53:54
Now, at one point, you did ask, you did consider leaving him behind.

00:53:58
But we didn't.

00:54:00
Oh, how did you tell?

00:54:02
Don didn't.

00:54:02
Who?

00:54:04
Don, the captain.

00:54:06
Oh.

00:54:09
Right.

00:54:10
When we got into a huge fight.

00:54:13
Mm-hmm.

00:54:15
Is Dee Dee with us?

00:54:16
What, like, Dee Dee's gonna remember?

00:54:19
Well, he's...

00:54:22
Pee-wee's gonna remember a monkey that kicked ass.

00:54:25
Sorry, an ape that kicked ass.

00:54:27
Yes.

00:54:29
All right.

00:54:33
So, let's go to the bar and order a drink.

00:54:35
All right.

00:54:37
Bartender, just an average-looking Joe, just kind of looks you up and down and goes,

00:54:45
huh, what are you drinking?

00:54:45
One bottle of whiskey, one bottle of holy water, and do you have cat food by chance?

00:54:52
I got the whiskey.

00:54:57
I don't really have any holy water, and I definitely don't have any cat food.

00:55:00
What do you think this is?

00:55:01
The downtrodden toad?

00:55:03
Do you have any cat whiskey?

00:55:04
We got that fancy stuff here.

00:55:05
We got whiskey.

00:55:07
We got whiskey.

00:55:08
We got beer.

00:55:10
You can pick one or the other.

00:55:12
Do you have a shoe with a hole in it that we can drink it out of?

00:55:19
I got a dirty shoe with no laces.

00:55:22
Yeah, just put it in there.

00:55:24
That's fine.

00:55:25
Yeah, that's pretty close.

00:55:26
Yeah, we'll take three of those.

00:55:28
Well, I only got two shoes.

00:55:30
All right.

00:55:32
Pop them off already.

00:55:33
Jesus Christ.

00:55:34
All right.

00:55:36
Kicks off his shoes.

00:55:38
Sets them on the counter.

00:55:39
Takes two.

00:55:41
Beer?

00:55:42
Whiskey?

00:55:42
What do you have in your shoes?

00:55:44
Yeah.

00:55:44
Just put it in there.

00:55:46
Will you just...

00:55:47
Come on.

00:55:48
Stop.

00:55:49
Just one whiskey, one beer, and one of each shoe.

00:55:52
Just kind of sets them out for you.

00:55:54
Oh, you got any cigarettes?

00:55:56
Oh, we don't have animals here.

00:56:05
Is it a service animal?

00:56:07
It's my service ape, yes.

00:56:10
And what service does it provide?

00:56:12
It's protected by a cat.

00:56:14
You keep that thing...

00:56:18
You keep that thing contained.

00:56:21
We already have enough craziness going on around here already.

00:56:23
I don't need any monkey going off the rails.

00:56:26
Yeah, the bartender ain't got no shoes on.

00:56:28
Yeah, what am I going to do?

00:56:30
You don't have glasses everywhere.

00:56:31
I assume a lot.

00:56:34
Well, here's your shoes.

00:56:39
All right.

00:56:41
Let's drink and talk of tales, boys.

00:56:43
Okay.

00:56:46
Yar.

00:56:46
I'm just hoping that we start talking and then the other guys come up to talk.

00:56:56
Yeah, because we're the cool group.

00:56:57
We're like the cool group.

00:56:58
They're eyeing you from across the room.

00:57:02
They definitely see you over there.

00:57:04
Oh, they see us.

00:57:05
They see us, and they're impressed.

00:57:07
Do they look strong?

00:57:08
No.

00:57:09
Yeah, we look strong.

00:57:11
Okay.

00:57:13
So, Tarnit is the bigger of the two.

00:57:15
He is still short and kind of round, and they both look like they've been eating well.

00:57:21
They're dressed in some nicer clothes.

00:57:24
Peeway is still pretty skinny and tall, but he is alive, which is pretty good for him.

00:57:33
They've been drinking for a while.

00:57:34
You can tell they've got drinks everywhere.

00:57:36
They're talking to people.

00:57:37
They're paying for their drinks.

00:57:38
They're having a really good time.

00:57:39
They're kind of living it up, and they're eyeing you from across the bar.

00:57:42
Yark.

00:57:50
They pick up their glasses.

00:57:55
Yark.

00:57:57
They're speaking my language, Lance.

00:58:02
All right.

00:58:03
Let's go over and talk to them, then.

00:58:05
Let's go parlay.

00:58:06
Maybe they're pirates.

00:58:08
That seems...

00:58:13
They did say Yarg, so, yeah.

00:58:18
And I come over, and I'm like, swagger over, and I go like, so?

00:58:22
Crazy weather.

00:58:24
Are you going to have it, huh?

00:58:25
Like the worst small talk you've ever heard.

00:58:28
It's hard to think people have pretty good boots.

00:58:33
They're like, well, better than being out on the sea.

00:58:36
Unless, you know, and they kind of share each other, like a share, a little nudging glance with each other and a little elbow rub.

00:58:42
Yeah, terrible weather.

00:58:44
Terrible weather.

00:58:46
I, Yarg, I be from the sea myself.

00:58:49
I'm Captain Adric Fitzglyde.

00:58:53
And I, like, wait for a moment to further all soak in.

00:58:57
Yarg.

00:58:58
Yeah, we, uh...

00:59:04
Hey, wait a minute.

00:59:05
And, uh, P-Way, like, looks over your shoulder.

00:59:07
Is that her monkey?

00:59:09
Uh, he's what?

00:59:12
That's Juggles.

00:59:14
Hey!

00:59:15
And he's an ape.

00:59:18
Thank you.

00:59:19
Any takers?

00:59:21
Yeah, I'll take a new right now.

00:59:23
Also, we do have a literal ape named Dee Dee, yes.

00:59:28
Dee Dee walks up to the table and, uh, they're like, oh, they're so excited to see him.

00:59:34
And he's like, oh, they're so excited to see him.

00:59:35
And he's like, oh, they're so excited to see him.

00:59:36
And, uh, kind of, like, slap her on the back and pour a drink for her and says, oh, the growing's all together.

00:59:43
Uh, we couldn't, couldn't have asked for a better, better night off.

00:59:47
Does Dee Dee recognize them?

00:59:49
Uh, yeah, Dee Dee does recognize them.

00:59:52
Dee Dee was on, you know, on their ship before.

00:59:55
So, valued crewmate.

00:59:57
Does Dee Dee love them more than she loves us?

00:59:59
No.

01:00:03
Why would you love them?

01:00:05
That's the strangest question I think I've ever heard.

01:00:07
Why is that strange?

01:00:09
I'm wondering.

01:00:10
I'm jealous.

01:00:11
I like to think that Juggles is just staring at this, like, happy reunion, just very upset.

01:00:16
Just.

01:00:17
Yeah.

01:00:18
That Ape better not love those guys more than she loves us.

01:00:23
Yeah.

01:00:24
But Dee Dee loves, Dee Dee loves, Dee Dee loves, Dee Dee loves Squish more than he loves Juggles.

01:00:29
And she loves cigarettes more than she loves anyone.

01:00:31
So, what's your point?

01:00:32
Oh, it's so good to see you, Dee Dee.

01:00:38
Tell us about your adventures.

01:00:41
And Dee Dee starts, like, you know, making monkey noises and wah!

01:00:45
Kind of, you know, speaking and Peeway and Turner just, mm-hmm.

01:00:49
Mm-hmm.

01:00:50
Prison, you say.

01:00:52
Blew it up.

01:00:53
Oh, my God.

01:00:55
They speak Dee Dee, guys.

01:00:57
Of course we are.

01:00:58
We're crewmates.

01:00:59
We speak all the languages that speak the language of friends.

01:01:03
What about you?

01:01:04
You guys haven't picked up any monk?

01:01:05
I mean.

01:01:06
No.

01:01:07
I mean.

01:01:08
Not yet.

01:01:08
I can't read.

01:01:10
I can understand it.

01:01:12
I just can't speak it.

01:01:13
I've heard it.

01:01:14
I understood everything you could say.

01:01:16
Hey, weren't you those guys?

01:01:18
They say they're pointing to the three of you now, this kind of recognition.

01:01:21
Weren't you those guys that blew up the first ship?

01:01:24
Allegedly.

01:01:25
Allegedly.

01:01:27
What ship?

01:01:29
No, it was technically the ghosts that blowed up the ship.

01:01:32
Yeah.

01:01:33
We're the garbage boys.

01:01:34
Yep.

01:01:35
Garbage burge boys.

01:01:36
You may have heard of us.

01:01:37
The garbage boys.

01:01:38
The garbage boys.

01:01:40
The garbage lads.

01:01:42
Well, come and have a drink with us, garbage boys.

01:01:45
We owe you.

01:01:46
We owe you some thanks.

01:01:47
If it weren't for you blowing up our first ship, well, we wouldn't have got our second one.

01:01:51
We wouldn't have gotten the treasure.

01:01:53
And then the whole thing.

01:01:55
Oh, in that case, we did blow it up.

01:01:57
And you realize that they've all been, the Peeway and Tarnit have been paying for everyone's drinks this entire evening.

01:02:07
Oh, funny.

01:02:09
They haven't started paying for hours yet.

01:02:11
Let's fix that for you.

01:02:13
Bartender, more shoes for these men.

01:02:16
Whiskey.

01:02:18
Extra sour.

01:02:19
It helps against scurvy.

01:02:23
Holy water.

01:02:24
Also helps against scurvy.

01:02:27
All right.

01:02:29
Well, do we all want to take a quick break and go get a drink with the rest of the crew?

01:02:33
Yes.

01:02:34
Yeah.

01:02:34
Okay.

01:02:35
Wait, is this in character or out of character?

01:02:39
This is out of character.

01:02:42
This is Bridget saying she wants to get a drink.

01:02:43
The garbage.

01:02:51
The garbage.

01:02:51
The garbage.

01:02:51
Thank you.

01:05:51
Thank you.

01:05:53
I'm in here now.

01:06:10
Thank you.

01:06:12
How was that?

01:06:13
Who stepped on a frog?

01:06:16
That was a ghost.

01:06:18
Ghost frog.

01:06:19
It was Kaboom, the ghost.

01:06:22
Every once in a while he lets out a burp.

01:06:26
No, he's ready to blow some up.

01:06:28
No, he's ready to blow some up.

01:06:28
You're going to feel a little rumble in your pocket.

01:06:33
That's him.

01:06:34
Building up gas.

01:06:35
Yes, exactly.

01:06:47
All right.

01:06:48
All right.

01:06:48
All right.

01:06:48
Where were we?

01:06:48
All right.

01:06:49
Where were we?

01:06:49
All right.

01:06:49
All right.

01:06:50
Everyone back?

01:06:50
I'm sorry.

01:06:51
I'm sorry.

01:06:51
I still can't see you.

01:06:52
Tiger, Brandon.

01:06:53
You guys there?

01:06:55
You can only see me.

01:06:56
Hammered.

01:06:56
Yeah.

01:06:58
Oh, I'm sorry.

01:07:02
Well, you and Craig.

01:07:03
Oh, okay.

01:07:04
Yeah.

01:07:09
So, P. Wayne, Tarnit, invite you to have some drinks.

01:07:12
And they start talking with you.

01:07:13
They tell you.

01:07:16
Oh, well.

01:07:18
Good to have the whole crew with us again.

01:07:20
Except for Dawn, of course.

01:07:22
But, you know, she's roughing it up over at Ginger's Club.

01:07:26
Too fancy for us.

01:07:27
But that's all right.

01:07:28
We'll all have a good time either way.

01:07:30
Well, I'm glad we ran into you two.

01:07:37
You guys seem like a couple of true blue souls.

01:07:42
It's actually nice to hear that you guys escaped that exploding shit.

01:07:47
Yeah, that was a pretty.

01:07:48
Go ahead.

01:07:54
Nothing.

01:07:56
He just trailed off.

01:07:59
Yeah.

01:07:59
Nope.

01:08:00
That's the most captain thing I've ever seen.

01:08:03
All right.

01:08:06
I got distracted by.

01:08:07
What?

01:08:09
A shoe full of liquor.

01:08:11
Well, you know, the important thing is that we stuck together despite all of that.

01:08:22
You know, we escaped the ship.

01:08:25
We bought another one.

01:08:26
We pooled all of our money together.

01:08:28
Bought another ship.

01:08:29
And look how it's paid off.

01:08:30
Look at us.

01:08:31
We're rich.

01:08:32
How did it pay off?

01:08:34
Yeah.

01:08:35
What's the deal?

01:08:35
I'll tell you.

01:08:38
Is this scheme quick rich?

01:08:42
Is this scheme quick rich?

01:08:45
Because I couldn't really use a quick word scheme.

01:08:46
It's not even a scheme.

01:08:48
It was just luck.

01:08:49
We're out there fishing.

01:08:51
Fishing for Leviathan caviar.

01:08:53
Y'all know about that.

01:08:54
Most delicious.

01:08:55
Best thing on the planet.

01:08:58
And, well, we didn't catch any Leviathan.

01:09:00
Because we're not very good at it, apparently.

01:09:02
But while we were out there, we caught this giant chest.

01:09:07
It was this big, gray, butterly looking thing.

01:09:10
And, you know, the dawn, she said, I don't think we should be touching with that.

01:09:14
And Peeway, you too.

01:09:15
You said, I don't think we should be touching with that.

01:09:17
But you know what?

01:09:17
I thought.

01:09:18
I thought it's a treasure chest.

01:09:19
What have they got locked up in there?

01:09:21
We cracked the sucker open.

01:09:24
With pirate treasure just everywhere.

01:09:27
It's a balloon coming out of the thing.

01:09:29
And this stupid necklace thing.

01:09:31
And a couple of...

01:09:33
Wait, wait, wait.

01:09:34
There was a necklace?

01:09:36
Yeah, yeah.

01:09:39
It's made out of, you know, Leviathan teeth, you know.

01:09:43
That's what they said.

01:09:44
That's what they claimed.

01:09:45
You know, the people who took a look at it.

01:09:47
They said it looked like Leviathan teeth.

01:09:49
Anyway, you know.

01:09:51
That's weird.

01:09:51
Dawn being smart.

01:09:54
What do you mean it's weird?

01:09:55
I mean, I don't know.

01:09:57
It's a little 90s, you know, to put teeth on a necklace.

01:10:02
I mean, we'll take that off your hands if you don't want it anymore.

01:10:07
Yeah, who wants to carry around gross teeth?

01:10:09
Am I right, lads?

01:10:10
Right.

01:10:11
Except my own.

01:10:12
Oh, yeah.

01:10:13
Well, we don't have a necklace.

01:10:17
I mean, what are we going to do with a necklace, right?

01:10:20
What are we going to do with one, you know?

01:10:22
Yeah, I know.

01:10:23
Us men, we hate necklaces.

01:10:24
They're so gross.

01:10:26
Yeah, for sure.

01:10:26
You give it to a lady friend to spoo her.

01:10:29
So what?

01:10:30
What, did you throw it back in the ocean?

01:10:31
No, no.

01:10:34
Dawn took it.

01:10:35
You know what?

01:10:35
Dawn's a smart girl.

01:10:37
She took all of our belongings, all of the treasure, and she divided it up equally.

01:10:42
And she gives us a little bit every day.

01:10:44
Because, you know, she knows me and P-Way.

01:10:46
We're not the best with budgeting.

01:10:48
So she gives us a little bit of money every day.

01:10:51
And we just enjoy life as it is.

01:10:54
Eventually, we're going to have to go back out there onto that boat.

01:10:57
But not today.

01:10:58
Hey.

01:10:59
Hey.

01:11:00
Yeah.

01:11:00
All right.

01:11:01
Go, go, go, go, go.

01:11:07
When you got it evaluated, did they say if it had, like, a name or something?

01:11:12
Well, Dawn had it evaluated.

01:11:16
Dawn's the one that's been handling all this.

01:11:17
They called it the, what was it?

01:11:20
Magoo Finn.

01:11:22
That's what they called it.

01:11:23
The Magoo Finn.

01:11:24
I thought that was the same name.

01:11:26
Wait.

01:11:26
It was the Magoo Finn?

01:11:28
That's what they called it.

01:11:31
A Magoo Finn necklace.

01:11:33
Magoo.

01:11:35
Do you know that thing is, like, priceless?

01:11:37
Well, you know what's really priceless?

01:11:41
The company of friends.

01:11:44
And he slaps people.

01:11:45
It's worthless.

01:11:47
No.

01:11:49
No.

01:11:50
No.

01:11:51
Hold on.

01:11:52
I want to try to.

01:11:53
All right.

01:11:56
How are we going to trick these people?

01:11:57
What are you doing?

01:11:57
Yeah.

01:11:58
We tell them that it's extremely valuable, which is true.

01:12:04
So that hopefully they'll join us in trying to get it back from Dawn.

01:12:11
Or they'll take it from themselves.

01:12:15
I thought Dawn was the ship.

01:12:15
No.

01:12:16
Dawn is the captain of the ship.

01:12:18
Oh.

01:12:19
Oh, Dawn's hammer.

01:12:20
Dawn's hammer and Dawn's reforger.

01:12:23
Reloaded.

01:12:25
Revenge.

01:12:25
Reforge.

01:12:26
Reforge.

01:12:26
Resurrection.

01:12:27
Resurrection.

01:12:29
My God.

01:12:30
Refrigerator.

01:12:31
Dawn's refrigerator.

01:12:33
That is my plan.

01:12:37
If you guys want to go with it or not.

01:12:39
I mean, it's just a plan.

01:12:41
I'm just.

01:12:42
I don't.

01:12:42
We're just here for a good time.

01:12:44
Yeah.

01:12:46
I already forgot why we came.

01:12:49
Yeah.

01:12:50
That's a strong shoe.

01:12:51
It's.

01:12:53
Yeah.

01:12:53
Free refills.

01:12:55
They're free to us.

01:12:58
Yeah.

01:13:00
Somehow this turned into an air in character.

01:13:02
It's a segue.

01:13:06
All right.

01:13:14
All right.

01:13:14
The prize possession is friendship.

01:13:17
And then, like I said, he slaps.

01:13:19
Uh, P way.

01:13:20
And he on the back.

01:13:21
It does one of these.

01:13:22
I'm so glad we got the crew back together.

01:13:24
Yar.

01:13:25
Yar.

01:13:27
Yar.

01:13:28
Yar.

01:13:28
More drinks on their tab.

01:13:30
Yeah.

01:13:30
Yeah.

01:13:31
Yar.

01:13:32
Uh, yeah.

01:13:37
I'll drink more.

01:13:38
Yeah.

01:13:40
And he, uh, they order another round.

01:13:44
Wait, there's only been two shoes this time.

01:13:46
Who's not drinking?

01:13:47
I only heard one.

01:13:50
I didn't hear a horn from you.

01:13:52
Wait, I didn't know.

01:13:53
I thought I was the only one drinking out of shoes.

01:13:54
No, because the bartender has two shoes.

01:13:57
Yeah.

01:13:58
I'm not sure why we got two shoes.

01:14:00
Well, there's three of us.

01:14:02
Understood.

01:14:03
The bartender only has two shoes.

01:14:07
No, I understood that too.

01:14:09
I just didn't think that you guys also wanted to drink out of shoes.

01:14:12
I thought that was just for me.

01:14:13
Juckles.

01:14:13
So you've been drinking out of both shoes?

01:14:16
Yeah.

01:14:17
He's double-fisting it.

01:14:18
He's double-shoeing it.

01:14:19
You're double-shoeing the drinks?

01:14:21
Yeah, it looks ridiculous.

01:14:23
Are you just wearing socks right now?

01:14:27
No, the bartender's shoes.

01:14:30
Not my own shoes.

01:14:31
I'm not a...

01:14:32
The bartender's definitely just wearing socks.

01:14:35
There's a couple holes in them.

01:14:38
Oh.

01:14:39
Yeah.

01:14:39
Oh.

01:14:40
Oh.

01:14:42
Oh.

01:14:43
Gross.

01:14:43
Yeah.

01:14:43
I'm not drinking out of shoes.

01:14:45
They call it the wagon tail, but boy, my dog's barking.

01:14:50
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:14:51
Yarr.

01:14:54
Yarr.

01:14:55
Yarr.

01:14:57
Yarr.

01:14:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:00
Friendship.

01:15:01
That's the most prized possession of all.

01:15:03
Yeah, we got it.

01:15:04
I've watched enough Saturday morning cartoons to know that it was about the friends we made along the way.

01:15:10
But it's also about the necklace.

01:15:11
Yarr.

01:15:13
Yep.

01:15:15
Like I said, I don't know about the necklace.

01:15:19
I mean, really, it was just, it looked like a cheap piece of junk.

01:15:23
You know, one of those things you buy at, like, souvenir shops.

01:15:27
You know, I'm lucky you didn't just say, you know, made in China or something on it.

01:15:32
Yeah.

01:15:33
And China was a place that existed, which clearly doesn't, because we're in a semi-futuristic fantasy land.

01:15:39
But also in the past.

01:15:40
But also in the past.

01:15:42
But we should get that necklace and sell it on the open market.

01:15:48
I've got a buyer.

01:15:50
Yeah.

01:15:53
QA and Turner are going to look at each other and they're like, whoa, I mean, we're, we don't, we don't have the necklace.

01:16:01
Yeah, well, let's go get it.

01:16:02
Well, the only person who knows where it is currently is the captain.

01:16:08
She's, she's all the way across town.

01:16:11
Well, you know where she is.

01:16:12
Yeah, let's jump her.

01:16:14
They just kind of stare at you.

01:16:21
We just don't do anything like that against Don.

01:16:24
Did you never take care of your project?

01:16:25
The most important thing.

01:16:27
And you have three friends, four friends here.

01:16:31
You can't be friends with your boss.

01:16:33
It's called, no, absolutely not.

01:16:36
It's called Don's Hammer.

01:16:38
It's Don's Hammer Reforged.

01:16:41
We're Don's boys.

01:16:42
Not, not garbage boys.

01:16:45
We stand by our crew.

01:16:47
But, but hold on, hold on, PUA.

01:16:49
PUA.

01:16:50
What's the other guy's name?

01:16:51
Tervish?

01:16:51
Tarnit.

01:16:53
Tarnit.

01:16:54
The worst argument I've ever seen.

01:16:56
Doesn't PUA's Hammer and Tarnit's Hammer sound better than Don's Hammer?

01:17:03
Listen, before we met Don, we were just drinking every night.

01:17:08
Horror as hell.

01:17:09
You're still doing that.

01:17:11
Long and covered with diseases.

01:17:12
But we're rich and we're doing it.

01:17:15
And it's because of her smart ingenuity.

01:17:17
We wouldn't have been able to buy another ship after you guys blew up the first one.

01:17:22
We wouldn't be able to buy a second ship.

01:17:23
We wouldn't have been able to go to the void sea and back without Don.

01:17:27
We don't do anything without her.

01:17:29
Now you listen to me, PUA.

01:17:31
I done blowed up the Don's Hammer.

01:17:34
I'm going to blow up Don's Resurrection.

01:17:36
I'm going to blow up Don.

01:17:37
So, if you want to blow up instead of being the blowee, then you get on this boat.

01:17:44
Squish starts backing away.

01:17:46
He's got that look in his eye.

01:17:49
As you guys are yelling and the voices in the bar are starting to raise,

01:17:55
you notice that all of the patrons, all of those really thick-necked, burly men,

01:18:01
are getting quiet and they're turning to look at you.

01:18:04
Oh, those are bears.

01:18:07
He's been our strong.

01:18:10
You need to take TD and start walking towards the door.

01:18:15
Right.

01:18:16
You're just going to leave me out there.

01:18:17
Okay.

01:18:17
Where's Don?

01:18:18
You know where Don?

01:18:19
And PUA standout.

01:18:20
Yeah, we know where Don's at.

01:18:22
Okay, we're going there.

01:18:24
Yeah, I just, you know what?

01:18:27
Instead of backing away, I just put an arm around Junkle.

01:18:30
And, like, turn him around.

01:18:33
I turn around to Pee Wee and Durst.

01:18:36
No, this guy doesn't think he knows who he's talking to.

01:18:39
And he gets really angry.

01:18:42
I will blow everything up right to the kingdom come.

01:18:46
When he doubles shoes, he gets so angry.

01:18:49
Put me down.

01:18:49
Put me down.

01:18:50
I'm going to blow him.

01:18:51
Let me at him.

01:18:52
Let me at him.

01:18:53
I'm going to blow him up.

01:18:54
I'm going to blow him up.

01:18:55
I'm literally, I'm fireman carrying Junkle's out of the bar.

01:19:00
Oh, you are lucky.

01:19:02
You are lucky.

01:19:03
You are just fireman carrying me out of here.

01:19:05
Because if he wasn't carrying me, I could blow you up.

01:19:10
I feel like this would happen in real life.

01:19:13
Like, this is when the characters become their...

01:19:15
So, Squish, you leave Chuckles out.

01:19:19
Captain, what are you doing?

01:19:20
Oh, I'm falling behind.

01:19:22
I was just trying to schmooze with everybody else.

01:19:24
Kind of blend in.

01:19:25
I don't know what the fuss is about.

01:19:27
I'm just hanging out.

01:19:28
You know?

01:19:28
I'm just hanging out.

01:19:29
I'm having it here for a good time.

01:19:31
You know?

01:19:32
Everyone's leaving.

01:19:35
Everyone's leaving the bar now.

01:19:37
Yep.

01:19:37
I'm jumping.

01:19:38
And I'm slowly getting up the heck out of there.

01:19:42
I am, like, leaping over a few chairs.

01:19:45
And, you know, goodbye.

01:19:47
As you guys leave the bar, Dee Dee slowly kind of follows you.

01:19:52
But she gets about halfway to the bar.

01:19:54
Or, you know, to the door.

01:19:55
And looks back at P-Way and Tarnit.

01:19:57
And does one of these.

01:19:59
A peace sign?

01:20:02
Yeah.

01:20:04
And walks away.

01:20:04
Wait.

01:20:07
To them, not to us, right?

01:20:08
No, no, no.

01:20:10
She's following you.

01:20:10
Oh, truly, truly she is.

01:20:12
She does love us more.

01:20:14
She's got the fucking best life on the garbage.

01:20:18
Yeah, she's truly the best of us.

01:20:21
I mean, if she could make peace like that, we almost got into a fight over that.

01:20:24
She, with two fingers, made peace.

01:20:27
Speak for yourself.

01:20:28
Yeah, you almost got into a fight.

01:20:31
For once, it wasn't me.

01:20:33
I was going to settle it for all of us.

01:20:36
You threatened to blow up the entire wagging tail.

01:20:40
Yeah, I did.

01:20:41
And I could have, too.

01:20:43
If you would just let me.

01:20:44
You don't have the kaboom ghost.

01:20:48
I, well, but I'd blow him up, though.

01:20:53
All right.

01:20:55
I'd figure it out.

01:20:56
Let's figure it out.

01:20:57
Let's let you sober up on the way to the ginger.

01:21:00
I do think if I, both as the captain and as myself, I do think he could have figured out how to blow it up.

01:21:06
I mean.

01:21:06
Oh, yeah.

01:21:08
He's worked with less and blown up more.

01:21:10
Yeah, he could have tinkered a giant bomb.

01:21:13
Yeah, that place is a powder keg ready to explode.

01:21:18
And I was the one to explode it.

01:21:21
He could show you how to make a bomb out of a piece of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

01:21:26
And a real McGovernor.

01:21:29
I'm pretty great, aren't I?

01:21:31
And then that's when I pass out.

01:21:35
Oh, no.

01:21:36
Don't pass out.

01:21:39
I passed out right after I said that.

01:21:43
As you guys are walking down and Chuckles passes out, you're still in the docks.

01:21:48
And you hear a couple of footsteps following behind you.

01:21:53
And you hear someone go, well, you guys going to blow something else up, huh?

01:21:58
I love you.

01:21:59
Who are you?

01:22:01
And there's Tawny, Baz's second in command, and two of the thugs.

01:22:06
I immediately drop Chuckles on the ground and draw my rifle.

01:22:11
Oh, see, your rifle's on pieces.

01:22:13
Right there.

01:22:13
Your rifle is in disrepair.

01:22:18
You just dropped your best weapon right there.

01:22:22
Just pick up that little...

01:22:23
He's passed out.

01:22:25
He's the perfect weapon right now.

01:22:27
Just hook him at the three of them.

01:22:28
I guarantee you.

01:22:30
I guarantee you.

01:22:31
Throw the little man at them.

01:22:33
They won't see it coming.

01:22:34
All right, then I draw a pistol.

01:22:36
And they kind of stop.

01:22:40
And they're like, listen.

01:22:42
Listen, we just want to talk.

01:22:44
You know, maybe we just feel bad about the way things ended with Baz.

01:22:51
But you realize you're in his territory, right?

01:22:56
Okay, so what are you doing here, then?

01:22:57
And as they're continuing to talk, two guys show up behind you.

01:23:05
So there's two in front...

01:23:07
Well, three in front of you, two behind you.

01:23:09
And they said, look, we just...

01:23:11
There's just some loose ends we need to tie up.

01:23:14
A junk fort we got to get back.

01:23:16
I mean, we don't want any harm to come to you.

01:23:19
Except, of course, the harm that we're going to inflict on you ourselves.

01:23:22
Okay, so go get the goddamn junk fort.

01:23:25
What junk fort?

01:23:27
I don't know anything about a junk fort.

01:23:28
I'm passed out.

01:23:29
You're not here right now.

01:23:32
You're kind of in a stalemate situation.

01:23:39
You guys are surrounded.

01:23:40
All right.

01:23:41
Well, I pull out the explosive demon.

01:23:44
Back off.

01:23:44
No.

01:23:45
Okay.

01:23:46
All right.

01:23:46
All right.

01:23:47
Threatening tactic.

01:23:48
I thought you were going to actually, like, let him go.

01:23:51
No.

01:23:51
Take off.

01:23:52
This baby is ready to explode.

01:23:54
It's a whiskey bottle.

01:23:59
All right.

01:24:00
You're right.

01:24:01
I got a better idea.

01:24:05
Did you pull off the wrong peg leg again?

01:24:07
You know what?

01:24:10
It might be.

01:24:10
Can I do my ritual summoning?

01:24:12
Yes, of course.

01:24:14
All right.

01:24:15
How do I do that?

01:24:16
Or do I say I do it?

01:24:17
Does it take time?

01:24:20
The ritual itself takes time as long as the ritual, like, takes.

01:24:25
So there's the process of doing the ritual.

01:24:27
So tell us what your ritual is for summoning your fire demon.

01:24:32
Oh, my ritual.

01:24:34
What can I do for a ritual?

01:24:37
Is it like a dance?

01:24:38
It could be anything.

01:24:41
This is all fucking made up.

01:24:42
You can do a dance.

01:24:44
You can say an incantation.

01:24:46
You can do some mystical hand waving.

01:24:48
I do all of that.

01:24:50
I do all of that.

01:24:51
But roughly, it looks like the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z.

01:24:55
Fusion.

01:25:00
Ha!

01:25:02
And I do that.

01:25:05
And I, like, out of my fingers.

01:25:06
With the bottle in one of the hands.

01:25:08
Yeah, yeah.

01:25:09
Well, it's not from a bottle.

01:25:10
He comes from my fingertips, though.

01:25:12
Oh.

01:25:13
You know?

01:25:13
Right.

01:25:14
So he shows up in the other side of the fusion dance.

01:25:17
Yeah.

01:25:18
And his name is Lainio Hotman.

01:25:27
He's a fire knight.

01:25:30
He shoots fireballs because it gives him pleasure.

01:25:33
He has no reasoning for it.

01:25:36
He just loved to shoot fireballs.

01:25:37
They had to put him down for it.

01:25:39
That's why I could summon him.

01:25:44
He appears and kind of, you know, and just starts shooting off some fireballs.

01:25:51
Are these going in any particular direction, Captain?

01:25:54
Or are these just going everywhere?

01:25:55
Oh, they're just going kind of, you know, it's like he's like aiming kind of like a sprinkler system.

01:26:00
And he's, but it's his fireballs.

01:26:05
They make the sound that Mario's fireballs make, you know.

01:26:08
I can't make the fireball sound, it turns out.

01:26:11
But, yeah, he's doing that.

01:26:16
And I'm kind of standing behind.

01:26:18
I'm like, I've never done this before.

01:26:20
I don't know what he's going to take.

01:26:22
We better get Chuckles out of here.

01:26:25
No, leave him there.

01:26:28
What?

01:26:29
He's my cabin boy.

01:26:31
I can't leave him here.

01:26:32
I sneak up.

01:26:33
During all the confusion, I sneak away.

01:26:36
Oh, my God.

01:26:38
I run up.

01:26:38
I like run up and do like the worst cartwheel you've ever seen.

01:26:44
Kind of like what Creed does from The Office.

01:26:47
When he does this perfect cartwheel, it looks just like that.

01:26:49
And I grab Chuckles and I, you know, throw them over my shoulder and I start running.

01:26:53
I was going to attack these guys.

01:26:56
Oh, well, I didn't know that.

01:26:58
So I did a half somersault.

01:27:01
So you're running in the opposite direction.

01:27:05
I'm going to have you roll your rec plus one because you're using your demon to see what kind of damage your fireball demon does.

01:27:13
That's fair.

01:27:14
And here we go.

01:27:15
Oof.

01:27:20
Wait, it should be plus one.

01:27:21
So you should roll at least one.

01:27:23
Right.

01:27:23
I don't think you're doing this right.

01:27:25
I go to actions.

01:27:27
I go to actions and I go to command.

01:27:29
And I go from there.

01:27:30
It just says standard risky and zero D.

01:27:33
Rec.

01:27:34
I'm doing this for you.

01:27:37
Oh, I know.

01:27:37
I did rec.

01:27:38
Oh, maybe.

01:27:39
You did do rec.

01:27:39
Plus one.

01:27:40
Yeah.

01:27:41
Roll.

01:27:44
So it should be the five.

01:27:45
Yeah.

01:27:45
I don't.

01:27:45
Yeah.

01:27:46
That's weird.

01:27:46
Yeah.

01:27:48
It's weird that when you're doing it, it's not the right number.

01:27:50
So I'll just go with the five.

01:27:54
You managed to take one of the guards out.

01:27:57
You're also setting things on fire in the, in the, in this like dock area in the street.

01:28:05
So like Tyndling is starting to crisp up and form some of the, you know, everything's

01:28:12
kind of getting a little crispy.

01:28:13
I'm going to shoot one of the guys out.

01:28:16
You hit one of them.

01:28:18
I'm going to shoot it, Tony.

01:28:19
I imagine the fire guy is like kind of like one of those weird guys is just really like

01:28:24
loves fire.

01:28:25
And he's like, you know.

01:28:27
Yeah.

01:28:27
Yeah.

01:28:28
He's just like.

01:28:29
Fire.

01:28:30
Yes.

01:28:30
Yeah.

01:28:32
Fire.

01:28:32
From like Beavis.

01:28:33
Yeah.

01:28:33
From the time of his life.

01:28:34
From the business of Bloodhead.

01:28:35
Yeah.

01:28:35
He looks like Beavis on fire.

01:28:37
That's exactly right.

01:28:40
You're going to shoot.

01:28:41
You're going to shoot Tony.

01:28:42
Yeah.

01:28:43
I'm going to shoot Tony from a distance because I snuck away.

01:28:46
Okay.

01:28:48
I'll go ahead and use your hunt.

01:28:49
Trying to think if I should push myself here.

01:28:57
Hold on.

01:28:58
Let me see how much stress I got.

01:28:59
Oh, yeah.

01:29:00
I'm going to push myself.

01:29:01
Yeah.

01:29:02
You're you.

01:29:03
Didn't you get rid of all your.

01:29:04
No, I got to.

01:29:11
Oh, thank God.

01:29:12
I did.

01:29:12
I think.

01:29:12
You hit Tony.

01:29:16
He's going to go down.

01:29:17
You got three kind of ganging up on you.

01:29:21
And the fire demon, I'm sure, is still doing his sort of thing.

01:29:25
But he's going to start to burn out.

01:29:27
So now it's more of like three plus DD against three.

01:29:31
DD, go.

01:29:32
Attack.

01:29:33
Attack them.

01:29:38
All right.

01:29:42
Use confusion.

01:29:43
DD, dragon's rage.

01:29:54
Are you commanding DD direct?

01:29:56
We're kind of treating him like a Pokemon right now.

01:29:59
Yeah, I guess so.

01:30:02
Even though I don't have any.

01:30:03
So, yeah.

01:30:06
That's exactly what I did.

01:30:09
All right.

01:30:12
Let's see how she does.

01:30:12
Go ahead and command DD.

01:30:16
Not good.

01:30:17
DD sees the fireballs and just starts screaming.

01:30:22
You know, just cannot stand the fire.

01:30:26
People are starting to come into the street.

01:30:31
The smoke is starting to get people's attention.

01:30:33
You're starting to hear like fire bells and like a fire alarm going off.

01:30:37
People start shouting for water.

01:30:39
You're getting a lot of attention now.

01:30:41
The three guards are kind of like, oh, shit.

01:30:43
What do we do?

01:30:46
Chuckles, are you still asleep?

01:30:48
I feel like maybe that the commotion from the fire alarm started to wake me up.

01:30:53
That and I started kicking you.

01:30:56
Ow.

01:30:57
Who's kicking me?

01:30:58
Nobody.

01:31:00
Get up.

01:31:00
We're on attack.

01:31:01
What?

01:31:02
Did you guys.

01:31:04
What did you do now?

01:31:05
All right.

01:31:10
Okay.

01:31:11
I'd like to help.

01:31:13
Can I roll for that?

01:31:15
Are you ready?

01:31:16
Yes.

01:31:16
Are you ready to be thrown?

01:31:17
What?

01:31:20
No, don't throw me.

01:31:21
Throw him.

01:31:24
You better come up with a good idea to get us out of here.

01:31:27
Or I have to throw you.

01:31:28
Well, I've only got two moves.

01:31:30
Let's see it.

01:31:35
Well, I just backed up into a corner and I see you guys looking at me like I'm supposed

01:31:51
to help.

01:31:51
And I really have no idea.

01:31:53
I just woke up and I'm starting to get desperate.

01:31:55
I'm starting to get desperate.

01:31:56
I'm starting to get desperate.

01:31:58
Go Lynn.

01:31:59
Go Lynn.

01:32:00
He's starting to get desperate.

01:32:02
Oh, my God.

01:32:03
I know.

01:32:03
He's got that look in his eyes.

01:32:05
Are you going to try and sway these guys to back off?

01:32:12
Or you just give it everyone's hand?

01:32:14
No, no.

01:32:14
I'm going to join.

01:32:15
Juggles, are you going nut punting?

01:32:22
I think so.

01:32:23
What?

01:32:24
We're going to go like back to back?

01:32:26
Yeah.

01:32:27
Back to back.

01:32:28
Not punching.

01:32:28
I just start cheering from the side going, yes.

01:32:32
Yes.

01:32:33
We're standing side by side ready to go and we start charging.

01:32:36
And wait.

01:32:38
None of these people have seen our nut punch, right?

01:32:41
Tawny?

01:32:42
Tawny might have.

01:32:44
I don't think he has either.

01:32:45
Tawny's down though.

01:32:46
Okay.

01:32:47
Yeah, Tawny's down.

01:32:48
All right.

01:32:50
So, yeah.

01:32:52
I guess we're going nut hunting.

01:32:55
Okay.

01:32:57
Do you guys want to do this together?

01:32:59
Yeah.

01:33:00
Yeah.

01:33:01
All right.

01:33:02
Go ahead and wreck it.

01:33:04
You should push yourself.

01:33:04
I was going to say you get a plus one because you've got squish giving you encouragement.

01:33:09
All right.

01:33:10
Can someone else roll for me just because I've been having a hard time?

01:33:13
Yeah.

01:33:14
I just rather.

01:33:16
And it's wreck, right?

01:33:17
Yeah.

01:33:18
Yeah.

01:33:19
You're just.

01:33:19
We're going to wreck.

01:33:21
We're going to wreck.

01:33:22
If you guys get two sixes, they add together for a critical success.

01:33:26
That's critical.

01:33:28
Because we got teamwork.

01:33:29
All right.

01:33:30
So.

01:33:31
I'm not even going to look.

01:33:34
So.

01:33:34
Yes.

01:33:34
Oh, my God.

01:33:36
It doesn't matter.

01:33:37
It doesn't matter.

01:33:38
Captain got two sixes.

01:33:40
Yeah.

01:33:42
I'm like.

01:33:43
I'm doing.

01:33:43
I'm doing.

01:33:43
I'm doing.

01:33:43
I'm doing.

01:33:43
I'm doing.

01:33:43
I'm doing like a bat.

01:33:54
Like the Batman backhand where I'm like.

01:33:55
But I'm on my knees.

01:33:58
Like I slide.

01:33:59
Yeah, exactly.

01:34:03
I'm like.

01:34:06
All right.

01:34:11
You can't shoot the guys out immediately.

01:34:14
They're down.

01:34:15
And the third.

01:34:17
After seeing such disaster.

01:34:19
Just takes off.

01:34:21
There's a crowd of people in the street.

01:34:25
But none of them are approaching you.

01:34:27
Because they just saw that ludicrous display of nut punching.

01:34:31
Yeah, they call me the nut blaster disaster.

01:34:33
You stole my phone.

01:34:37
Can I just say out of character.

01:34:46
It amazes me that like.

01:34:48
Y'all will roll some shitty.

01:34:49
Shitty rolls sometimes.

01:34:50
But the nut punching.

01:34:52
Almost without fail.

01:34:55
It's a critical.

01:35:00
You don't want it to work.

01:35:01
You really, really don't want it to work.

01:35:03
But you know.

01:35:04
That's what's gotten me into this mess.

01:35:05
One of these times.

01:35:07
I just like it to fail.

01:35:09
But it never does.

01:35:10
It's like the dice.

01:35:13
No.

01:35:14
It's incredible.

01:35:18
I mean.

01:35:19
We're all like.

01:35:20
We're all a little like Bobby Hill.

01:35:22
I don't know you.

01:35:25
That's my purse.

01:35:27
That's my chuckles.

01:35:29
Well.

01:35:32
There are still some smoldering embers.

01:35:35
And a me.

01:35:36
Yeah.

01:35:36
Smoldering embers of nuts.

01:35:38
Of nuts.

01:35:39
Yeah.

01:35:40
Yeah.

01:35:41
It's a fucking.

01:35:42
It's a fucking.

01:35:43
I'm zero over here.

01:35:45
Too.

01:35:48
Too close to the reunion, man.

01:35:49
Oh shit.

01:35:51
You're right.

01:35:51
Yeah.

01:35:53
When you said.

01:35:54
Never forget.

01:35:54
Tawny was down.

01:35:56
He's just injured.

01:35:57
He's not dead.

01:35:58
Right?

01:35:58
Yeah.

01:36:00
Yeah.

01:36:00
You only got a.

01:36:01
Well.

01:36:01
You got a five.

01:36:02
So he's not completely out.

01:36:03
He saw everything.

01:36:04
That you guys did.

01:36:05
But he's not.

01:36:06
He's not going to be able to follow you.

01:36:07
I want to shoot him in the head.

01:36:09
Okay.

01:36:12
Well.

01:36:12
Maybe not in the head.

01:36:13
But I definitely want to do a kill and blow.

01:36:15
Yeah.

01:36:16
Shoot the kill.

01:36:17
We're also going to shoot him.

01:36:18
I guess.

01:36:19
You're going to.

01:36:20
In the heart.

01:36:21
Execute him.

01:36:22
In the heart.

01:36:23
Well.

01:36:24
I.

01:36:25
Okay.

01:36:26
I.

01:36:26
I.

01:36:27
As a character.

01:36:28
I.

01:36:30
Can I.

01:36:31
Can I see you approaching his head.

01:36:33
For like.

01:36:33
An execution.

01:36:34
Yeah.

01:36:35
So I walk up with the pistol drawn.

01:36:37
And pointing it at him.

01:36:39
And.

01:36:40
And walking slowly.

01:36:42
And I'm like.

01:36:42
Whoa.

01:36:43
Come on.

01:36:44
I like.

01:36:44
I don't like this bastard any more than you do.

01:36:47
But this is not.

01:36:48
This is not us.

01:36:50
Man.

01:36:50
You're going to shoot him in cold blood.

01:36:52
He's betrayed us.

01:36:54
I.

01:36:54
It's not in cold blood.

01:36:56
He tried to attack us.

01:36:58
I think it was a misunderstanding.

01:37:00
No.

01:37:01
It's not.

01:37:02
Okay.

01:37:02
Fine.

01:37:02
We understood perfectly.

01:37:04
But this does not seem right.

01:37:05
I think maybe.

01:37:06
Maybe we can get a use out of him.

01:37:07
So you want to leave him on the garbage?

01:37:12
No.

01:37:13
No.

01:37:14
He's not on the garbage.

01:37:15
No.

01:37:16
You want to bring him to the garbage.

01:37:17
And leave him there while we.

01:37:19
Our stuff.

01:37:21
No.

01:37:22
I think maybe.

01:37:23
Maybe.

01:37:23
He could serve to.

01:37:25
Give us information.

01:37:26
And then.

01:37:31
Give a message back to.

01:37:32
Baz.

01:37:33
I'm just saying.

01:37:34
I'm not all about.

01:37:35
Murdering this man in cold blood.

01:37:37
Now.

01:37:37
Yes.

01:37:38
I have murdered.

01:37:39
My fair share of people.

01:37:41
Via explosions.

01:37:42
But.

01:37:43
I mean.

01:37:44
That was not.

01:37:45
Cold blood.

01:37:46
Probably.

01:37:47
But.

01:37:48
What bigger message.

01:37:51
Can you send.

01:37:51
Than killing someone.

01:37:53
Second in command.

01:37:57
I mean.

01:37:58
That's true.

01:37:59
I just.

01:38:00
Not comfortable.

01:38:01
I'm not.

01:38:01
That's over.

01:38:02
I'm sorry.

01:38:03
I vote no.

01:38:04
I'm killing this man in cold blood.

01:38:05
I guess we're a crew.

01:38:07
I don't know if we vote.

01:38:09
But.

01:38:09
That's just all I'm saying.

01:38:10
Let's go.

01:38:11
No murder.

01:38:12
Stop murdering.

01:38:14
What if we just.

01:38:15
Tie him up and take his pants.

01:38:16
That's pretty embarrassing.

01:38:17
You can nut blast him.

01:38:19
Seems like that's working for me.

01:38:21
I feel like.

01:38:22
That might be pushing our luck.

01:38:23
But.

01:38:24
Yeah.

01:38:26
I see you haven't gotten yours in today.

01:38:28
I.

01:38:28
Wait.

01:38:30
I didn't punch at all either.

01:38:31
No.

01:38:32
Squish hasn't.

01:38:33
Oh.

01:38:35
Juckles.

01:38:37
You.

01:38:37
You punched.

01:38:38
You.

01:38:38
You took him down.

01:38:39
Thanks.

01:38:39
You took the third one down.

01:38:40
Oh.

01:38:41
You took the third one down.

01:38:42
Yeah.

01:38:43
I did some punching.

01:38:43
Oh yeah.

01:38:45
Yeah.

01:38:45
You each hit one.

01:38:46
And.

01:38:46
The.

01:38:47
The shock of it.

01:38:47
Scared the third one off.

01:38:49
I don't know what we do with this guy.

01:38:54
I don't feel comfortable just shooting him in the head.

01:38:56
Laying here on the ground.

01:38:57
Yeah.

01:38:58
That's all I'm saying.

01:38:59
That's all I'm saying.

01:38:59
That's all he's saying.

01:39:01
I see tactically.

01:39:02
Strategically.

01:39:03
Why we should do that.

01:39:04
Don't feel good about it.

01:39:06
We got a lot of ghosts following us probably.

01:39:08
Yeah.

01:39:09
We're not in anymore.

01:39:10
All right.

01:39:10
Okay.

01:39:11
So I point the gun.

01:39:12
At his head.

01:39:14
And basically I put it against his.

01:39:17
His.

01:39:17
Or his forehead.

01:39:19
Head.

01:39:19
And go.

01:39:20
You join us.

01:39:21
Or die.

01:39:22
What like our crew?

01:39:25
He's like.

01:39:26
He joins our crew.

01:39:28
Or he dies.

01:39:28
He's going to have a probationary period.

01:39:30
At least.

01:39:31
Right?

01:39:31
Yes.

01:39:32
Yes.

01:39:32
Of course.

01:39:33
He's got to pay dues.

01:39:34
He's got to pay dues.

01:39:35
Actually.

01:39:36
Twice dues.

01:39:37
He's got to pay double dues.

01:39:39
And week of hazing.

01:39:40
And he's got to sleep outside.

01:39:45
We're not letting him in the junk floor.

01:39:46
Let's let him make his decision first.

01:39:48
I'm just saying.

01:39:49
There's going to be some stipulations.

01:39:51
Let's make.

01:39:52
Let him make his blackmail decision first.

01:39:54
Yes.

01:39:55
I mean.

01:39:57
What.

01:40:00
What would I.

01:40:01
Even.

01:40:02
Do.

01:40:02
On your.

01:40:03
Ship.

01:40:05
Vote.

01:40:06
Wob the deck.

01:40:07
The poop deck.

01:40:09
We'll do whatever we tell you to do.

01:40:15
I'm going to need someone to try to convince him to do this.

01:40:18
I'm going to sway.

01:40:19
You're going to sway him.

01:40:21
I'm going to give you plus one.

01:40:22
Because you have a gun to his head.

01:40:23
And then.

01:40:25
If anyone else wants to join in.

01:40:27
And add into that.

01:40:29
You can add.

01:40:30
I have.

01:40:30
I have no skill and sway.

01:40:31
You can just push him and take one.

01:40:35
You take one stress.

01:40:36
And you would give Andy.

01:40:37
A squish an extra.

01:40:38
An extra roll.

01:40:39
Or an extra die.

01:40:43
I would like to.

01:40:44
I'm just.

01:40:45
I'm just.

01:40:47
Just trying to think of.

01:40:48
Narratively.

01:40:49
How I would even help.

01:40:51
With that.

01:40:51
Just be like.

01:40:52
He'll do it.

01:40:53
Okay.

01:40:56
He will pull that trigger.

01:40:57
I tried to stop him.

01:40:58
He doesn't always listen to me.

01:41:00
Yeah.

01:41:03
It's 50-50 bud.

01:41:08
Like.

01:41:08
As I'm sitting there.

01:41:09
With the gun.

01:41:10
Like.

01:41:10
My eyes.

01:41:10
Like.

01:41:11
They glow brighter red.

01:41:14
He's got that look in his eyes.

01:41:15
And he's.

01:41:18
He's not.

01:41:19
He has not been one to punch nuts.

01:41:22
No.

01:41:23
Nope.

01:41:23
He just blows them straight off.

01:41:25
All right.

01:41:28
Chuckles.

01:41:28
Go ahead.

01:41:28
Take one stress.

01:41:30
Squish.

01:41:30
You're going to get.

01:41:31
Your.

01:41:32
Dway.

01:41:33
Plus one for the gun.

01:41:34
Plus one for.

01:41:37
Chuckles.

01:41:38
Assistance.

01:41:38
On that.

01:41:39
All right.

01:41:39
All right.

01:41:45
All right.

01:41:46
I'll.

01:41:46
I'll.

01:41:46
I'll.

01:41:47
I'll join your crew.

01:41:48
I don't want to work for Baz anymore anyway.

01:41:51
Great.

01:41:52
We got an intern.

01:41:53
Well.

01:41:54
That was.

01:41:54
That was pretty easy.

01:41:56
Now.

01:41:58
Chuckles.

01:41:58
Fix him where I shot him earlier.

01:42:00
What?

01:42:01
Like.

01:42:02
Please.

01:42:02
Punch his nuts?

01:42:04
No.

01:42:04
Don't punch his nuts.

01:42:05
No.

01:42:06
He definitely.

01:42:07
He.

01:42:07
He definitely got me in the gut.

01:42:09
And.

01:42:09
I'm not going to die right now.

01:42:11
But I probably should get a little.

01:42:12
You know.

01:42:13
Patching up.

01:42:15
Well.

01:42:15
I feel like that's a loophole.

01:42:16
Like.

01:42:16
If you just died.

01:42:17
I'd be okay with that.

01:42:19
I just didn't want.

01:42:20
Juckles to shoot you in the head.

01:42:21
Not Juckles.

01:42:23
I mean.

01:42:23
I'm sorry.

01:42:24
I just didn't want Squish to shoot you straight in the head.

01:42:26
I also didn't want Juckles to do it.

01:42:28
You'd rather.

01:42:30
You just wanted to prolong and suffer it.

01:42:32
And I'm the bad guy.

01:42:34
I guess there's a philosophical.

01:42:36
I didn't realize.

01:42:37
I didn't realize.

01:42:37
Like.

01:42:37
My.

01:42:37
My intestinal track is definitely.

01:42:40
Like.

01:42:40
Bleeding into my blood.

01:42:42
And.

01:42:42
It's going to.

01:42:43
I'm going to have poop blood.

01:42:44
You'd rather have that for me.

01:42:46
Than just fix me up.

01:42:47
And let me be your cabin boy.

01:42:48
No.

01:42:48
I mean.

01:42:49
Really.

01:42:50
Because.

01:42:50
Honestly.

01:42:51
Our.

01:42:51
Our.

01:42:52
Our bathroom.

01:42:53
Is somewhat of a public bathroom.

01:42:55
And.

01:42:56
This poop blood.

01:42:57
That you're talking about.

01:42:58
I prefer that.

01:43:00
To be.

01:43:01
Private.

01:43:02
All right.

01:43:03
I'll fix you.

01:43:04
I'll fix you up.

01:43:05
Or.

01:43:05
Or we can take him to.

01:43:07
Our doctor.

01:43:08
Oh yeah.

01:43:10
That's right.

01:43:10
We got a doctor too.

01:43:11
No.

01:43:11
Let me.

01:43:12
No.

01:43:12
I just learned.

01:43:12
I'm sorry.

01:43:13
I'm a new doctor.

01:43:14
I want to.

01:43:14
I'm really excited to practice medicine.

01:43:17
Give me.

01:43:18
Give me them intestines.

01:43:19
Can you please die for me?

01:43:21
So you.

01:43:26
If I get this right.

01:43:27
Your Physicker one.

01:43:28
Basically.

01:43:29
You tinker.

01:43:29
Plus one.

01:43:30
To heal him.

01:43:32
Really?

01:43:33
Is that.

01:43:35
Is that right?

01:43:36
You can tinker with blood.

01:43:39
Yes.

01:43:41
I just don't know about the plus one.

01:43:42
Everyone in your crew gets.

01:43:46
Plus one die.

01:43:47
To their healing treatment rolls.

01:43:48
Yeah.

01:43:49
We took that crew upgrade.

01:43:51
Oh wow.

01:43:52
All right.

01:43:53
You're able to bandage him up.

01:44:04
Quite a bit.

01:44:05
He's stable.

01:44:07
And he's walking on his two feet.

01:44:08
But.

01:44:09
He's not.

01:44:10
He's not like going to be the fastest.

01:44:12
Or the strongest.

01:44:14
If you want him to come with you.

01:44:15
No.

01:44:16
That's going to be.

01:44:17
That's going to be Juggles.

01:44:18
He's the fastest.

01:44:19
And the strongest.

01:44:20
Yeah.

01:44:23
It's going to be Juggles.

01:44:24
What?

01:44:24
The fastest.

01:44:26
And the strongest.

01:44:27
I'll let him away.

01:44:29
Should I stay.

01:44:30
Should I stay here?

01:44:31
Or should I.

01:44:32
Yeah.

01:44:33
You know.

01:44:33
Should I go with you?

01:44:35
No.

01:44:35
Actually.

01:44:35
Go get us some coffee first.

01:44:37
Intern.

01:44:38
All right.

01:44:40
And yeah.

01:44:41
He's a coffee.

01:44:42
Go rest at the garbage.

01:44:43
This is.

01:44:45
Wait.

01:44:45
No.

01:44:45
He can't know where the garbage is yet.

01:44:47
He's on our team.

01:44:49
Yeah.

01:44:50
But I.

01:44:51
I don't trust him yet.

01:44:52
Just yet.

01:44:53
So where.

01:44:55
Where do you want him to rest?

01:44:56
We don't even know where the garbage is.

01:44:58
We jumped off.

01:44:59
And it just.

01:45:00
Takes off.

01:45:01
All right.

01:45:02
We really ought to buy an anchor.

01:45:03
Yeah.

01:45:04
Anchor.

01:45:05
And I tied it to a tree.

01:45:06
The.

01:45:07
The last anchor we had.

01:45:09
We used it as a stepping stone.

01:45:10
For someone to jump on.

01:45:12
That was a garbage can lid.

01:45:14
That was our buoy.

01:45:15
I.

01:45:17
I used something way more responsible this time.

01:45:20
Suitcase.

01:45:22
Oh.

01:45:24
Well.

01:45:25
I'm just saying.

01:45:26
Maybe he should just follow us.

01:45:28
Wait.

01:45:29
Can he follow us?

01:45:31
Follow me.

01:45:32
Yeah.

01:45:32
All right.

01:45:33
Yeah.

01:45:33
Let's just have him follow us.

01:45:35
Until he proves himself.

01:45:37
And we can show him where the garbage is.

01:45:38
He's going to burn it down.

01:45:39
That's the only thing I'm afraid of.

01:45:41
I know he said he doesn't want to work for Baz anymore.

01:45:42
I'm.

01:45:44
I think maybe that was just because we threatened his life.

01:45:47
Well.

01:45:49
We'll leave Didi on the ship.

01:45:51
And Didi won't let him burn it down.

01:45:52
That's true.

01:45:54
Didi will eat his lunch.

01:45:56
Didi's very fond.

01:45:57
Then we won't have Didi though.

01:46:00
Yeah.

01:46:01
But we also have a monkey.

01:46:02
Well.

01:46:02
We also have a.

01:46:03
A butler.

01:46:04
And a.

01:46:04
And a.

01:46:04
A fire demon.

01:46:05
And an explosive demon.

01:46:07
All right.

01:46:08
Yeah.

01:46:09
We've tested what you guys want to do.

01:46:10
But if he.

01:46:10
If he burns the garbage down.

01:46:12
I'm just.

01:46:13
That's.

01:46:13
I told us though.

01:46:14
He burns the garbage down.

01:46:17
We're getting rid of his help.

01:46:18
I fucking told us though.

01:46:19
If they.

01:46:20
If they burn my ship down.

01:46:21
I'll burn this whole city down.

01:46:23
I am not done exploding things.

01:46:25
I mean.

01:46:25
Not by yet.

01:46:26
Not by far.

01:46:27
I mean.

01:46:27
That doesn't benefit me either.

01:46:28
I live here.

01:46:29
You just tried.

01:46:29
To burn the city down.

01:46:31
I will.

01:46:32
You know.

01:46:34
It burns great as wood.

01:46:35
This whole city's been wood.

01:46:37
Yeah.

01:46:38
Yeah.

01:46:38
And we can use him.

01:46:42
Okay.

01:46:42
To get information about Baz.

01:46:45
Yeah.

01:46:51
So.

01:46:52
Didi leads.

01:46:53
Tawny away.

01:46:55
And the three of you.

01:46:57
Continue down the street.

01:46:59
Tawny.

01:47:00
You better have some cigarettes for her.

01:47:03
What for?

01:47:08
She likes to smoke.

01:47:11
What else would cigarettes be good for?

01:47:14
I'm now a grin.

01:47:16
You're worried about me burning it down.

01:47:21
She's responsible.

01:47:23
She knows the.

01:47:24
She knows the butts go in the.

01:47:26
The poop hole.

01:47:28
Tawny well.

01:47:32
Alright.

01:47:37
Sewer cast.

01:47:39
Sewer cast.

01:47:42
The whole thing just explodes.

01:47:44
Alright.

01:47:51
Well.

01:47:51
Seems like a good place to take a break.

01:47:53
Well.

01:47:53
Seems like a good place to take a break.

01:47:53
Seems like a good place to take a break.

01:47:53
Thank you.