- Crew of the Kahuna

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here we go prisoner periodicals chaos abounds on prison grounds sorry i have to zoom this in

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because what else are you going to read during the confusion of an attempted prison riot

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our heroes took action chuckles was taken down to the holding cells where he reunited with his

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beloved frunkle skylock squish disguised as you guessed it a chef managed to steal some weapons

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for safekeeping and managed to break out of the captain who disguised as you guessed it a drunken

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sailor they deceived their way to the lower level of the prison where they were finally can where

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they finally convinced chuckles uh to get out of his unlocked prison cell then drawing on their

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amazing skills and even more amazing luck squishing captain took down four guards with no injury

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they then convinced a guard named duane to help carry the fragile frunkle back upstairs

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dd was called now the six of them three junk boys a guard a frunkle and an ape chimp have to escape

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this rioting prison where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety first they had to break

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now they have to break out

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what movie is that it's not but it should be one right like no it is you stole that from something

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you're not that clever bridget wow first off i definitely am because i don't know what movie

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that's from secondly you you might be right that might actually be from a movie that i've long forgotten

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we've all long forgotten it but can we say how good ai did on this picture though like this is that is an

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ai picture yeah oh my god what you're trying to do the frock is all wrong right so here's what happened

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i had higher yeah except in a in red frock coat throws charlie day over his head but it was having

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none of that so finally i said pirate uh and monkey escaping prison

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crazy and that's what i got and i thought that was pretty good okay i forgot about the red frock

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yeah that's pretty good yeah i was i was happy with it i did huh okay

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but yeah that's where you guys are uh just as a quick reminder uh you're at the top of the stairs here

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um there is a prison riot happening right now uh a breakout guards are beating up thugs thugs that

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now have red sashes attached to their belts um you're not quite sure who's who or what's what

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there's some guards who are prisoners dressed up as guards it's a bloodbath it's a madhouse and you

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guys need to leave like right now well i mean you probably don't want to stay there

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oh that's right uncle skluck was being really really scared and i was calming him down by hugging him

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apparently if that's what you want to tell yourself

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as opposed to him as opposed to him how do you see it captain

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just slightly inappropriate it's absolutely appropriate okay

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you got me now go hug your uncle in the corner now i know how you guys felt when you get like that

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one thing that you said one time and now that's your character

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yeah

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you know i never really wanted to be a diplomat

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i know

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we were watching mystery science theater i don't remember the episode or anything

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but uh one of the uh you know characters was like

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what are you a diplomat i thought you were gay

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i'm gonna go try and find it after this

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so let's try to get out of here

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well i need to find my butler

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or else

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he floated away

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they took the bottle

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yeah

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oh right

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okay

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i can i can sense where the bottle's at though

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what's that

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what's that we're gonna do

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i need my butler back

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it's called loyalty

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for butlering

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it's loyalty bud

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if you were locked in a bottle on a shelf i'd come for you

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you didn't come get me i was locked in the basement

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i did come get you

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the door was not locked

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you could have walked out

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and i didn't come get you

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we all know that

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now now boys skylock says

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there was a very scary guard

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who did yell at him

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and a spider

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plenty of spiders

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there's a lot of spiders

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it's a prison

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they're probably attracted to your onion

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don't you dare

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blame this on my onions

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spider onions

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who brought up onions

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they took my onions anyway at security

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they said you can't have these onions

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did they though

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and did you let them take all your onions

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yeah did they take all of your onions

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because let me tell you

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the security in this place is shit show

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i mean

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i got in with at least a bottle

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i have written as a note here

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peg leg with flask

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i

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yeah is that canon

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no i don't have a peg leg

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i think you want to

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you do have a spare bottle hidden somewhere

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you asked me for

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you asked me if i had a peg leg

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i said that would make hiding this a lot easier

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oh

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and then you asked

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and then you added

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that's why you walk

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that's why you walk that way

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yeah that explains the limp

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yeah that's it

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i wrote that down too

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a naughty cat

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all right let's try to find your butler

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i don't have a butler

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not you

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let's try to find your onions

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no i don't want them anymore

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i'm trying to turn a new leaf

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you're trying to have character development

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yes

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no

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um

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what can i do to sense my butler bridget

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uh what should i send out there

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so in the last uh

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session

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you determined

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where your butler

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where was

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uh

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if you look at the

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bottom left

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right

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the bottom right of the screen

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and you see all these like shelves

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i'm having a hard time

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it's zooming in on me

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how do i get a zoom out again

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i always have this problem

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i don't scroll

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or control

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down

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yes where at

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by this upside down thug

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right by this thug

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that's been a spinning

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god damn it

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i don't know why it does this

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it doesn't

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i cannot

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it always zooms in

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or i can't get it to work right

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um

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i'm trying to see the

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there is

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there used to be a module

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for

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like touchpads

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um

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maybe we never added it to

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our blades game

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well i got it out

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enough i think

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i just

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i just zoomed out on the screen

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i like the actual

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okay you see the bottom

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right hand corner

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yeah

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and you see all those bookshelves

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yeah

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and you see in that room

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there's a room behind it

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that connects to it

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it's just like

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in the corner

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okay

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that's where he is

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my god

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yeah

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so that's the um

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that's like the uh

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evidence room

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general document area

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you know

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the shit they don't want

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to lose

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but they also don't want

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people to find

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we found it pretty easy

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then

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well if you could

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if you could attune

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uh to your ghost butler

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then i guess that really

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does save

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save you some time

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yep

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i'm extra attuneful

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all right

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let's go get the

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the butler i guess

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all right

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onward

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we're putting together

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a team

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you guys start making

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your way down this

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very long hallway

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now i did not put in

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every single uh

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guard and thug

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that is fighting

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um

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you know

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because that would

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clutter the screen

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quite a bit

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um but halfway through

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the uh

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the hallway

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there is two men

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duking it out

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um

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they are both

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very bloody

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and non-stop

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there's kind of like

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a general circle

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of people around them

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uh you know

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not participating

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in the fight

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but definitely adding

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to it

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and they are

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blocking the hallway

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so you're hearing

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people you know

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get punched

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in the stomach

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yells about

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people's mothers

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squish you better

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do something about

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that uh

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those fighting

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why me

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because you're

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the big one

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i'm

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more

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important

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with my hands

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and i can't

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hurt my hands

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on these people

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did we send

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dd

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the monkey

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the ape

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i don't think

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we met up

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with dd yet

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no you did

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you did a fan

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i yeah

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yeah right at the end

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he climbed over

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the top

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you did a fantastic

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yeah you actually

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i think you

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maybe got advantage

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on that

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a critical success

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probably

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yeah it was a

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critical success

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and dd

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managed to bust

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open the bars

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and hang out

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with you guys

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cool

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well

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how about me

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and the ape

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go running

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forward at these

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guys and just

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try to like

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you know

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get around

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them

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you want to

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try and burst

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your way through

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yeah

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okay

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uh

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sure

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i'm gonna wreck

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it

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you're gonna

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wreck it

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all right

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you're gonna

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wreck it

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and you can

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uh

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if you use

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dd you can

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get plus

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one

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but if

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something

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happens

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it happens

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to you

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and dd

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i'm uh

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should i take

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her got

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should i take

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the dd

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it's all

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like you

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already did

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i mean i was

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making sure you

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guys were okay

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with it you

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know

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well you didn't

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ask me if it was

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okay to throw

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me in a sack

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so it's kind

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of a strange

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change of heart

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you're having

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it's called

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character development

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i keep telling

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you

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wow you're

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gonna really

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hold that

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against me

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forever aren't

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you

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it happened

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yesterday

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i mean today

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i mean like

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10 minutes

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ago

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i don't remember

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being thrown

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you being

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thrown in a

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sack

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yeah i don't

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think there's a

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sack involved

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i think you

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just threw

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him like a

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sack

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yeah we

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threw you

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into someone

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that's worse

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i hate you

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more now

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like a sack

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of potatoes

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hey why

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don't you

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do that

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again

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i'm not

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a weapon

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you're not

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not a

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weapon

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i'm very

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fragile

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it worked

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that one

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time and

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it saved

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your precious

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little hands

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yeah so did

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punch people's

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nuts i'm not

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gonna do that

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again

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why i thought

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you liked

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doing that

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no i need

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to stop

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it's dishonorable

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it's dishonorable

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captain you

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should have had

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two when you

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rolled that

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oh okay

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a two

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because you

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have one and

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then plus one

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for dd so it

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should have had

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two numbers

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oh okay

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okay uh

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well you go

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uh you and

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dd well tell me

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how you and

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dd try to break

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up this fight or

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pass through it

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oh we just

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start running

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like we're on

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a like on

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a mission and

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i'm like pushing

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people all the

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way as i'm

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going by and

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i see this one

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group of people

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fighting and

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that's what i'm

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running into

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and only uh

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i think it's

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gonna go great

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but i just it's

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like i ran into

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a wall

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and you

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yeah so as

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you're as

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you're running

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you know dd's

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doing the whole

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like you know

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ape run night

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right next to

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you and uh you

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crash into this

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wall of people and

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and you're able to

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kind of like make a

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gap between them and

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you're starting to

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throw people aside

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uh but one guy

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definitely swings for

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you and unfortunately

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hits dd instead and

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poor dd is gonna

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take uh one one

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damage one oh i go

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crazy i see dd get

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hit oh you're gonna

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go crazy yeah so i

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run into the fight as

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well i and i go after

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the guy that hit dd

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okay uh you're just

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gonna deck him yeah

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awesome let's see how

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it goes uh and if

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you want to push

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yourself because you're

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so angry you can go

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ahead and do that too

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you take one strut two

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one stress i thought

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it was two yeah you're

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right i think it's two

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i always forget

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uh you managed to

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knock the guy uh that

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uh hit dd just slam

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on the ground you know

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so dd's over there you

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know protecting her her

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little uh little face and

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kind of crying you know

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doing a little wimp

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cry uh some of the

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steam's been taken out

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of his sails uh meanwhile

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you just he just falls

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out flat on flat on his

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back um but there's

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still quite a crowd

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pushing around you and

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kind of pushing you back

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towards you where you

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came

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well that idea was a

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bust

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yeah way to go captain

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uh and i i walk up to

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where you guys are because

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it you know you guys seem

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to have some things a little

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bit under control

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um and so yeah i walk up and meet

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you guys and i was like uh what

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was that all about

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well we're uh blocked in we

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gotta get around this fighting

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mass mob do you have any

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suggestions my ape got

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punched so i had to defend

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him yeah look at that kind of

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mob we're talking about here

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apes are getting punched

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pirates are not being let

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through

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it's a madhouse

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who who has the mace

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captain had it last he hit a

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guy over the head with it and

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killed him

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i didn't mean to i swear i

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thought it was gonna be like

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scooby-doo

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no wait that was the trudgeon

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that was the trudgeon that you

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guys had

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i think you might still have the

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mace

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do i have a mace didn't i

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want a mace

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you wanted a mace

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i wanted a mace and you got

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one but decided not to give it

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to me

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probably you were hiding in a

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cell

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okay then i will continue to do

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nothing

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okay can i throw the mace to

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to juckles

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yeah go ahead

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what am i gonna do with this

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use it

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your turn

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i'd rather be hiding

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oh my god you are useless

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i can open doors so how

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about if you know you're

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looking for this stupid

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door

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yet there are plenty of

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doors in a prison so i'm

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all i'm saying

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give me some time and i will

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be useful

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i will eventually be useful

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there's mitigating factors with

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that and you know that we've

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been over this there was a

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gigantic spider it was very

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scary and that's in the past

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we're in the present

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so are we looking like at like a

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bunch of people fighting or just

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like two people like wrestling or

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something like a like kind of like

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a rugby match

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it's two people primarily fighting

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but as fights tend to there's a

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lot of other people on the

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sidelines you know trying to push

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in and shout and yell and kind of

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scuffle between them so there is a

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pretty decent blockage uh there are

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two doorways just so you guys are

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aware i don't know if i showed you

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but there's one at the like where

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this thug is standing that'll take

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you into the jail cells that's where

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you were earlier

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captain there's also one all the way

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at the very end of the hallway

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that you can go to as well

00:16:57

what if i leapfrogged over the fight

00:17:00

okay

00:17:04

go ahead and uh

00:17:07

these two are arguing about it and

00:17:08

all of a sudden i just run from

00:17:09

behind and just try to do a giant

00:17:11

leapfrog over the whole thing

00:17:13

sure

00:17:15

sure i think that's gonna take some

00:17:16

finesse uh

00:17:17

lots of finesse

00:17:19

do i just do a regular no uh no extra

00:17:22

modifier

00:17:23

no

00:17:24

all right here we go

00:17:26

oof

00:17:28

i did not

00:17:29

oh no

00:17:31

oh no he's in the fight now

00:17:33

uh yeah uh you're gonna really trip

00:17:38

uh when you land and hurt yourself

00:17:40

and now you are in the middle of the

00:17:42

fight and definitely when you trip

00:17:44

you're gonna hurt yourself

00:17:45

um you're gonna go ahead and uh take a

00:17:48

level one harm twisted ankle

00:17:50

and ego

00:17:51

and you know what yeah twisted ego too

00:17:54

yeah

00:17:55

uh you're gonna be limping for a while

00:18:00

how can you tell if my ego has been

00:18:03

bruised

00:18:04

well

00:18:05

trained professional could

00:18:07

twisted ego

00:18:09

now you're kind of on the floor

00:18:13

amongst all this scuttle

00:18:15

would one of you get over here and

00:18:18

help me

00:18:18

why did you try to jump

00:18:21

over that

00:18:22

you two weren't doing anything

00:18:26

but arguing

00:18:26

we're a team

00:18:27

damn it

00:18:27

i am useful

00:18:29

and i start

00:18:30

i started just wailing this

00:18:32

this mace around

00:18:33

just

00:18:34

and i'm gonna just slowly walk

00:18:36

towards all these people

00:18:37

and uh

00:18:39

trying to intimidate

00:18:40

more than anything

00:18:42

okay

00:18:44

so you're kind of trying to like

00:18:46

trying trying to clear clear some space

00:18:50

and i'm hoping that just

00:18:52

just

00:18:53

wheeling this thing around

00:18:54

like intimidates people enough to like

00:18:56

back off

00:18:57

also i got this crazy look in my eyes

00:19:00

it's the look of desperation

00:19:01

uh

00:19:04

yeah i mean

00:19:05

that's definitely like a

00:19:06

i'm gonna assume kind of a sway

00:19:08

like you're trying to convince people

00:19:09

out of the way

00:19:10

um so go ahead and uh

00:19:13

and roll for that

00:19:14

uh do you want dd to help you

00:19:15

and push you

00:19:16

uh

00:19:17

i

00:19:20

i would like her to help me

00:19:22

by like

00:19:23

i don't know

00:19:23

jumping on my back

00:19:25

and being super excited

00:19:26

about this mace

00:19:27

thing

00:19:28

she's just gonna start

00:19:29

screaming

00:19:30

as she's holding on to you

00:19:31

now if this goes poorly

00:19:32

again it also is gonna go poorly

00:19:33

for dd's

00:19:34

just so you guys are aware

00:19:35

uh

00:19:36

so she just starts

00:19:37

screaming

00:19:38

and just like

00:19:39

just throwing her hands up

00:19:41

being as intimidating

00:19:42

as she is

00:19:42

while she's holding on

00:19:43

to the back of you

00:19:44

and i like to imagine

00:19:45

that dd's not a huge ape

00:19:47

but neither are you

00:19:48

and so you're roughly

00:19:49

like

00:19:50

it's a little obvious

00:19:51

that this thing is almost

00:19:52

as big as you are

00:19:53

yeah

00:19:54

yeah

00:19:55

it's

00:19:55

it's something to behold

00:19:57

and

00:19:58

all right

00:19:58

and dd starts yelling

00:20:00

like a monkey

00:20:01

and then i just start yelling

00:20:03

in monkey sounds too

00:20:04

uh

00:20:06

it's

00:20:07

so that's a plus one then

00:20:09

yep

00:20:10

that's gonna be a plus one

00:20:11

you can

00:20:12

you can add that

00:20:12

because uh

00:20:13

i think your sway's pretty

00:20:14

pretty bad

00:20:17

wait

00:20:17

um

00:20:21

poor dd uh

00:20:23

the the mace isn't gonna do anything

00:20:24

in fact somebody's just gonna grab it from you

00:20:26

and like just

00:20:27

just pull it

00:20:28

straight out of your arms

00:20:30

you guys are gonna be a little weaponless now

00:20:32

and uh

00:20:33

you know dd's getting crushed in by everyone

00:20:35

so she starts hooting and hollering as well

00:20:37

and uh

00:20:39

at this point

00:20:39

like dd is like

00:20:40

losing her mind

00:20:41

she is not comfortable in this

00:20:43

she's gonna take another

00:20:44

another stress

00:20:45

i've fallen down

00:20:46

direct directly on the captain

00:20:48

and just him and i are laying on the ground

00:20:50

right at this point

00:20:51

it's just a pile of the two of you

00:20:53

i thought that would work

00:20:55

all right

00:20:56

the person that took the mace

00:20:57

i'm gonna shoot him

00:20:58

all right

00:21:00

you had a gun this whole time

00:21:01

yes

00:21:04

uh

00:21:04

you're gonna like

00:21:06

are you

00:21:06

you're just gonna

00:21:07

pop him one

00:21:08

that'll be like a hunt

00:21:09

all right

00:21:10

you uh

00:21:18

you hit the guy

00:21:19

directly

00:21:19

he falls to the ground

00:21:21

um

00:21:22

and the

00:21:22

noise from that

00:21:24

just the sheer

00:21:25

cause you know

00:21:25

i don't know if any of you

00:21:27

have shot a gun

00:21:27

in a closed

00:21:28

you know

00:21:28

hallway before

00:21:29

but

00:21:30

it's loud

00:21:30

uh

00:21:32

it's loud

00:21:33

you haven't

00:21:37

you've never been

00:21:39

you've never been

00:21:41

um

00:21:41

yeah

00:21:42

and and the crowd

00:21:43

not quite scatters

00:21:44

but everyone kind of like

00:21:45

hits the deck

00:21:46

uh

00:21:47

it's much easier

00:21:47

to get around here

00:21:48

now

00:21:49

um

00:21:49

and chuckles

00:21:50

and uh

00:21:52

captain

00:21:52

you guys are free

00:21:53

to stand up

00:21:54

and get out of the way

00:21:55

and as i kind of

00:21:58

part like

00:21:59

or spread

00:22:00

i like

00:22:01

walk through

00:22:02

with the gun

00:22:03

drawn

00:22:03

and

00:22:05

and

00:22:05

and frunkle

00:22:06

following behind me

00:22:08

he is just

00:22:10

he is partially

00:22:12

just exhausted

00:22:13

at this point

00:22:13

from his whole ordeal

00:22:14

cause he's been in prison

00:22:15

for a few days now

00:22:16

um

00:22:17

and also just

00:22:18

utterly

00:22:19

just like

00:22:20

the amount of

00:22:22

carnage you guys are doing

00:22:23

are just

00:22:24

it's too much for him

00:22:25

and then you have

00:22:25

duane kind of

00:22:26

dragging up behind you guys

00:22:27

too

00:22:27

oh yeah

00:22:28

we should forget about

00:22:29

duane

00:22:30

we should have thrown him

00:22:31

at the group

00:22:32

and not the monkey

00:22:33

we didn't throw the monkey

00:22:36

well i meant like

00:22:37

metaphorically

00:22:38

okay

00:22:39

you might as well

00:22:41

have thrown

00:22:41

the ape

00:22:42

thought it would work

00:22:45

i don't even know

00:22:46

why we have this

00:22:46

mace

00:22:47

you wanted one

00:22:49

yeah well

00:22:51

so i got you one

00:22:52

and you lost it

00:22:53

could have happened

00:22:56

to anyone

00:22:56

alright

00:22:57

pick it up

00:22:58

off the dead guy

00:22:59

oh yeah

00:23:01

he is dead

00:23:02

oh

00:23:03

i don't know

00:23:05

it seems kind of rude

00:23:06

it's kind of weird

00:23:07

to just go through

00:23:08

someone's pocket

00:23:09

it's a dead person

00:23:09

seems disrespectful

00:23:10

or

00:23:11

just

00:23:12

alright

00:23:12

i pick up the

00:23:14

mace out of the

00:23:14

dead guy's hands

00:23:15

oh dear

00:23:16

that is gross

00:23:18

alright

00:23:20

you guys got a

00:23:20

mace again

00:23:21

i didn't pick up

00:23:22

the dead guy's hand

00:23:23

i probably was stuck

00:23:24

to it

00:23:25

rigor mortis

00:23:26

alright

00:23:31

you guys have two

00:23:32

options

00:23:32

you can either

00:23:32

continue going

00:23:33

down this

00:23:33

hallway

00:23:34

there's a

00:23:34

door at the

00:23:35

end that

00:23:35

leads to this

00:23:35

kind of like

00:23:36

antsy room

00:23:37

thing

00:23:37

or you can

00:23:37

go through

00:23:38

uh

00:23:39

the jails

00:23:39

where the

00:23:40

cells

00:23:40

where the

00:23:41

captain

00:23:41

was

00:23:41

no

00:23:43

where's

00:23:43

the bottle

00:23:43

wait

00:23:44

uh

00:23:45

i don't

00:23:46

know

00:23:46

like

00:23:47

in character

00:23:47

i want to

00:23:48

do this

00:23:48

but uh

00:23:49

do we care

00:23:51

about

00:23:52

hordeswaggle

00:23:53

i'm

00:23:54

don't

00:23:54

my character

00:23:55

doesn't even

00:23:56

know about

00:23:56

hordeswaggle

00:23:57

you care about

00:23:59

him as much

00:23:59

as you care

00:24:00

about him

00:24:00

which is

00:24:02

not very

00:24:02

much

00:24:03

who the hell

00:24:04

is hordeswaggle

00:24:05

i kind of want

00:24:06

to give him

00:24:06

a wedgie

00:24:06

i think you

00:24:08

mean

00:24:08

turn swallow

00:24:09

oh

00:24:10

turn swallow

00:24:11

turn swallow

00:24:12

how could i

00:24:13

forget

00:24:13

turn swallow

00:24:14

and uh

00:24:15

he's in the

00:24:16

prison cell

00:24:17

um

00:24:17

that you guys

00:24:18

can either

00:24:18

run past

00:24:19

um

00:24:20

or you can

00:24:21

bypass him

00:24:21

completely

00:24:22

and just

00:24:22

continue down

00:24:22

the hallway

00:24:23

so i guess

00:24:24

we can kind of

00:24:24

see him

00:24:24

they're like

00:24:25

they're like

00:24:25

kates

00:24:26

yeah

00:24:27

is that that

00:24:28

turn swallow

00:24:29

guy

00:24:29

yep

00:24:30

the drunk

00:24:31

yeah

00:24:33

i thought we

00:24:33

blowed him

00:24:34

up

00:24:34

he survived

00:24:36

he got kicked

00:24:37

out of the

00:24:38

house before

00:24:38

it got blown

00:24:39

up

00:24:39

before

00:24:40

wow

00:24:41

and then

00:24:41

he uh

00:24:42

got imprisoned

00:24:43

for the

00:24:43

event

00:24:43

huh

00:24:45

well

00:24:46

justice

00:24:48

is justice

00:24:49

you don't

00:24:50

want to

00:24:50

help him

00:24:50

i mean

00:24:52

i care about

00:24:53

him as much

00:24:53

as i care

00:24:54

about him

00:24:54

which is to

00:24:54

say not

00:24:55

very much

00:24:55

um

00:24:56

i kind

00:24:58

want to

00:24:59

give him

00:24:59

a wedgie

00:24:59

do it

00:25:01

i don't

00:25:01

we don't

00:25:02

have time

00:25:02

for that

00:25:03

yeah i

00:25:03

don't think

00:25:03

we should

00:25:04

break him

00:25:04

out of jail

00:25:05

to give

00:25:05

him a

00:25:05

wedgie

00:25:05

no

00:25:07

chuckles do

00:25:09

what you

00:25:09

want

00:25:09

rod

00:25:10

his his cage

00:25:11

is open

00:25:12

he's just

00:25:12

sitting in

00:25:12

the

00:25:13

what a loser

00:25:16

why would

00:25:17

he just

00:25:18

be sitting

00:25:18

i wonder

00:25:18

if there's

00:25:19

a big

00:25:19

spider

00:25:20

yeah that's

00:25:21

probably what

00:25:22

it is

00:25:22

there's a lot

00:25:22

of spiders

00:25:23

here a lot

00:25:23

of people

00:25:23

don't know

00:25:23

that about

00:25:24

prison

00:25:24

until you

00:25:24

get there

00:25:25

you just

00:25:25

don't know

00:25:26

about the

00:25:26

spider problems

00:25:26

in prison

00:25:27

it's really

00:25:28

scary

00:25:29

major spider

00:25:31

problems

00:25:32

all right

00:25:32

duane

00:25:33

go get

00:25:33

that guy

00:25:34

me do

00:25:37

you want

00:25:38

me to

00:25:38

he's kind

00:25:39

of still

00:25:39

holding a

00:25:39

skylock

00:25:40

you want

00:25:41

me just

00:25:41

to leave

00:25:42

him here

00:25:42

get the

00:25:44

other guy

00:25:45

uh

00:25:46

why don't

00:25:47

you help

00:25:48

your frunkle

00:25:48

no i

00:25:50

think i

00:25:50

think we

00:25:51

should let

00:25:52

uh let

00:25:53

let the big

00:25:54

unit just

00:25:55

carry uncle

00:25:56

frunkle here

00:25:57

i don't care

00:25:58

about this

00:25:58

turds

00:25:59

swallow guy

00:25:59

i'm sorry

00:26:00

i even brought

00:26:00

it up

00:26:02

i'd like to

00:26:04

imagine that

00:26:04

you guys are

00:26:05

just saying

00:26:05

this right in

00:26:06

front of the

00:26:07

cage like the

00:26:08

door he can't

00:26:09

hear you

00:26:09

yeah you're

00:26:11

just peeking

00:26:12

at is that

00:26:12

turd swallow

00:26:13

leave him

00:26:14

kind of like

00:26:15

i feel like

00:26:16

we're treating

00:26:17

him like uh

00:26:18

rickety cricket

00:26:18

from uh

00:26:19

always sunny

00:26:20

i'm starting to

00:26:21

realize this is

00:26:22

just becoming a

00:26:24

always sunny

00:26:25

dnd game

00:26:26

it's always sunny

00:26:28

i just i just

00:26:30

yell at him

00:26:31

like

00:26:31

come on

00:26:32

turds

00:26:33

swallow

00:26:33

like

00:26:36

come out of

00:26:36

your cage

00:26:37

and follow

00:26:37

us

00:26:37

you just see

00:26:39

him in the

00:26:39

cage he's

00:26:40

like

00:26:40

all right he

00:26:42

had his chance

00:26:43

let's go

00:26:43

yeah

00:26:44

screw you

00:26:45

then

00:26:45

i toss him a

00:26:47

biscuit

00:26:48

you have

00:26:50

biscuits

00:26:50

yeah

00:26:51

flashback

00:26:52

i brought

00:26:53

biscuits

00:26:53

you're gonna

00:26:55

use up

00:26:55

one of your

00:26:56

your load

00:26:58

for biscuits

00:26:59

well we

00:27:02

were going

00:27:03

we were going

00:27:03

to prison

00:27:04

i thought i

00:27:05

might get

00:27:05

hungry

00:27:05

i didn't know

00:27:06

how long that

00:27:06

conjugal visit

00:27:07

was gonna last

00:27:08

enough to

00:27:10

want a biscuit

00:27:11

listen don't

00:27:12

don't i don't

00:27:13

uh judge you

00:27:15

a lot

00:27:16

yes you do

00:27:17

sometimes

00:27:17

all the time

00:27:19

well i brought

00:27:20

a biscuit

00:27:21

and i tossed

00:27:22

him a biscuit

00:27:22

all right

00:27:24

let's go

00:27:25

all right

00:27:26

all right

00:27:27

i continue

00:27:29

walking down

00:27:30

the hallway

00:27:31

to the bottom

00:27:32

door

00:27:32

uh as you

00:27:34

guys do so

00:27:35

uh turn swallow

00:27:36

takes the biscuit

00:27:37

from where it's

00:27:38

landed on the floor

00:27:38

which is just

00:27:39

slightly outside the

00:27:40

cell so he does

00:27:40

have to leave the

00:27:41

cell grabs it

00:27:42

and then kind

00:27:43

of scurries

00:27:43

back in

00:27:44

what a turd

00:27:47

yep and i see

00:27:50

where he got his

00:27:50

name from

00:27:51

i thought his

00:27:54

name was turn

00:27:55

swallow

00:27:55

it is but i

00:27:57

call him turn

00:27:57

swallow

00:27:58

oh

00:28:05

whoa

00:28:06

who's moving

00:28:10

dd

00:28:10

i was by

00:28:12

accident

00:28:12

stop it

00:28:14

get some help

00:28:15

uh the

00:28:17

sorry

00:28:19

it looks like

00:28:23

you're drawing

00:28:23

lines

00:28:24

i know and i

00:28:26

don't want to

00:28:26

uh i think

00:28:28

you might just

00:28:29

have to click on

00:28:30

token controls on

00:28:31

the left like the

00:28:32

person icon

00:28:33

because i think

00:28:34

you might have

00:28:35

accidentally had

00:28:35

like drawing or

00:28:37

measurement controls

00:28:39

highlighted

00:28:40

that's what's on

00:28:41

uh

00:28:43

okay

00:28:45

uh you guys

00:28:47

get to the end

00:28:48

of the hallway

00:28:48

and this door

00:28:49

is locked

00:28:49

uh you can see

00:28:50

there are two

00:28:51

people inside

00:28:51

scuffling

00:28:52

okay all right

00:28:55

i'm gonna have to

00:28:55

get up

00:28:56

juckles your turn

00:28:56

to shine

00:28:57

wait what

00:28:58

how

00:28:59

open the door

00:29:00

use your pretty

00:29:01

little hands to

00:29:02

open the door

00:29:03

wow i feel like

00:29:04

you should be nicer

00:29:05

to me just in

00:29:06

general but i will

00:29:07

do this because i

00:29:08

like it and not

00:29:09

because you told me

00:29:09

to and also i want

00:29:10

to be a hero

00:29:11

you're not gonna

00:29:12

be a hero

00:29:13

just open the

00:29:14

damn door

00:29:14

please stop

00:29:15

yelling at me

00:29:16

i'm not yelling

00:29:17

yes you are

00:29:18

you said i'm not

00:29:19

gonna be a hero

00:29:20

i don't like what

00:29:22

prison did to you

00:29:23

jesus christ

00:29:24

uh skylock kind of

00:29:29

comes up besides

00:29:30

you and he puts a

00:29:31

hand on your on

00:29:31

your shoulder

00:29:32

chuckling he's like

00:29:33

and that's why i'm

00:29:34

conjugally visiting

00:29:35

him and not you

00:29:36

duane do you have

00:29:37

the key

00:29:37

who's duane

00:29:40

oh he's the

00:29:43

he's your caretaker

00:29:44

of uh skylock

00:29:45

he uh he does one

00:29:47

of these uh hats

00:29:48

down he's like

00:29:48

do i have a key

00:29:51

does he have a key

00:29:53

he does not

00:29:57

he does not have a

00:29:58

key

00:29:59

oh i just i'm just

00:30:01

i work downstairs

00:30:02

it'd be very unwise

00:30:03

for everyone to have

00:30:04

keys to the entire

00:30:06

place only a few

00:30:07

people have them

00:30:08

and uh you know

00:30:09

i don't have them

00:30:11

i've only been on

00:30:12

the job for a few

00:30:12

weeks please don't

00:30:14

tell my supervisor

00:30:15

i don't even know

00:30:18

who your supervisor

00:30:18

is you know what

00:30:21

neither do i

00:30:22

all right so i

00:30:24

should roll roll

00:30:25

tanker then

00:30:25

yeah to unlock

00:30:27

this all right

00:30:28

let me get on in

00:30:29

there

00:30:30

whoa

00:30:31

uh you uh you

00:30:37

uh you managed to

00:30:38

kind of partially

00:30:39

uh unlock the door

00:30:41

but you can only

00:30:42

open it about

00:30:43

halfway so you

00:30:43

guys are gonna

00:30:44

have to come in

00:30:44

there one at a

00:30:45

time inside there

00:30:46

there are another

00:30:47

couple of guards

00:30:48

uh wrestling but

00:30:49

this time it's very

00:30:50

clearly that the

00:30:51

thug the one with

00:30:52

the red sash is

00:30:52

just whole wailing

00:30:54

on this poor guy i

00:30:56

mean he's just

00:30:57

doing the old

00:30:58

raining hellfire

00:30:59

from above

00:31:00

hitting him um

00:31:02

and you guys need

00:31:03

to walk uh past

00:31:04

him and he turns

00:31:05

and he sees you

00:31:06

chuckles on the

00:31:06

other side of the

00:31:07

door and kind of

00:31:07

like lunges towards

00:31:09

you whoa now big

00:31:11

fella whoa settle

00:31:14

down settle down

00:31:15

nothing could be that

00:31:17

bad that you's got

00:31:18

a whale on this

00:31:19

poor guy just

00:31:20

settle down

00:31:22

he's kind of doing

00:31:24

one of those where

00:31:25

you like maybe he's

00:31:26

listening but maybe

00:31:27

he's also just too

00:31:28

much in a rage

00:31:29

mode like you

00:31:30

know he's got that

00:31:30

look in his eyes

00:31:31

just you know

00:31:33

heavy breaths

00:31:34

all right uh

00:31:36

i am gonna

00:31:40

punch him in the

00:31:43

nuts just

00:31:44

in front of your

00:31:54

uncle

00:31:54

listen i'm backed

00:31:56

into a corner i i

00:31:58

overextended myself

00:31:59

i i thought the

00:32:02

whoa big fella would

00:32:03

work better than it

00:32:04

did not that it

00:32:04

didn't work but uh i

00:32:06

just panic

00:32:07

oh hold on

00:32:08

squish don't look

00:32:11

at him he's got that

00:32:12

look in his eyes

00:32:13

who which one they

00:32:15

both gotta look

00:32:15

chuckle

00:32:16

chuckle

00:32:16

get on the ground

00:32:18

scott

00:32:19

yelling at you

00:32:20

no chuckle it

00:32:21

doesn't have to be

00:32:21

like this

00:32:22

no

00:32:22

yeah it does

00:32:23

uncle

00:32:24

everyone get on

00:32:26

the ground

00:32:26

don't look at me

00:32:27

um and then

00:32:30

right when when

00:32:31

juckles is prepared

00:32:32

to punch him in the

00:32:33

nuts i throw the

00:32:34

mace at the guy

00:32:34

not in juckles

00:32:38

at the the inmate

00:32:40

with the red

00:32:41

at the thug

00:32:42

yeah

00:32:42

are you just

00:32:44

trying to trying

00:32:45

to hit him

00:32:46

yeah before i

00:32:48

can slip

00:32:48

okay

00:32:48

so is that

00:32:51

wreck or

00:32:51

uh

00:32:53

i feel like you've

00:32:56

got enough skill

00:32:57

that you could

00:32:58

probably aim that

00:32:58

mace pretty well

00:33:00

so hunt

00:33:01

yeah let's do

00:33:02

hunt

00:33:02

all right

00:33:04

you hit him

00:33:11

just claps

00:33:15

right right

00:33:15

on the forehead

00:33:16

and he doesn't

00:33:17

even blink he

00:33:18

just kind of

00:33:19

slinks fells to

00:33:20

his knees

00:33:21

you just hit

00:33:27

air

00:33:28

like

00:33:29

oh no

00:33:31

i look up

00:33:32

i'm on the

00:33:33

ground with my

00:33:33

head

00:33:34

i'm like

00:33:34

is it over

00:33:35

like it's an

00:33:38

atomic bomb

00:33:39

whoa

00:33:42

i don't know

00:33:44

it came over

00:33:45

me

00:33:45

the prison guard

00:33:47

is just

00:33:48

the

00:33:49

i like how

00:33:53

this mace is

00:33:54

not being used

00:33:55

for its intended

00:33:56

purpose of like

00:33:56

actually it's just

00:33:57

being used as a

00:33:58

projectile

00:33:59

just throwing

00:34:00

it

00:34:00

might as well

00:34:01

be a

00:34:02

candlestick

00:34:03

right or a

00:34:04

cannonball

00:34:05

that's what the

00:34:07

end is isn't it

00:34:08

it's just a big

00:34:09

ball

00:34:09

i mean

00:34:11

you're not

00:34:12

wrong

00:34:12

uh so you guys

00:34:14

can all get

00:34:15

through the door

00:34:15

the guard is

00:34:16

down there but

00:34:16

he's just he's

00:34:17

he's pummeled

00:34:18

he's not gonna

00:34:19

stop you or

00:34:20

anything he's

00:34:20

pretty uh

00:34:21

pretty wasted

00:34:22

yeah plenty

00:34:23

more that came

00:34:24

from

00:34:24

you didn't do

00:34:26

anything juggles

00:34:27

yeah

00:34:28

no it's

00:34:29

talking for us

00:34:29

as a team

00:34:30

does the

00:34:33

garden of

00:34:33

flora have

00:34:34

keys

00:34:34

oh here he

00:34:36

goes he's

00:34:37

gonna loot

00:34:37

another dead

00:34:38

guy

00:34:38

he's not

00:34:39

dead

00:34:40

squish turbo

00:34:41

returns

00:34:42

yes he does

00:34:46

have keys

00:34:47

i take the

00:34:49

keys

00:34:49

all right you

00:34:50

take the keys

00:34:51

um uh you

00:34:53

guys kind of

00:34:54

file into the

00:34:55

room and uh

00:34:56

skylock he

00:34:57

as he you

00:34:58

know walks

00:34:58

past you he

00:34:59

kind of looks

00:35:00

at you

00:35:00

chuckles and

00:35:01

he just

00:35:01

i didn't do

00:35:04

it

00:35:04

i saw it

00:35:07

you were going

00:35:08

to if it

00:35:09

wasn't your

00:35:09

your friend

00:35:10

here your

00:35:11

very dear

00:35:11

friend what

00:35:13

would have

00:35:13

happened

00:35:14

i would have

00:35:16

punched him

00:35:17

in the nuts

00:35:17

let's use

00:35:18

those terms

00:35:19

loosely

00:35:19

i saw that

00:35:21

look in your

00:35:21

eyeball ad

00:35:22

i was gonna

00:35:25

blast him

00:35:25

you can't let

00:35:27

the urge take

00:35:28

over

00:35:28

i just wanted

00:35:31

to be a hero

00:35:32

well you

00:35:34

you weren't

00:35:35

wow you're so

00:35:36

mean

00:35:37

i had to save

00:35:38

you yet again

00:35:39

all right

00:35:40

um and so

00:35:43

now we're in

00:35:44

this little

00:35:45

antechamber

00:35:45

are we going

00:35:47

to is the

00:35:48

door because

00:35:49

we're going

00:35:50

we're getting

00:35:50

this stupid

00:35:51

ghost right

00:35:51

yeah and

00:35:54

it's through

00:35:54

another

00:35:54

this one set

00:35:55

of doors

00:35:56

you don't

00:35:56

have to

00:35:57

i'm going

00:35:58

to you don't

00:35:59

have to

00:36:00

you do

00:36:00

whatever you

00:36:01

want

00:36:01

i won't

00:36:02

to get to

00:36:03

this tiny

00:36:05

room you have

00:36:05

to go down

00:36:06

the hallway

00:36:07

back towards

00:36:07

the front of

00:36:08

the building

00:36:08

and then go

00:36:09

into the

00:36:09

scary uh

00:36:10

into the

00:36:11

little

00:36:11

oh

00:36:12

area here

00:36:13

with the

00:36:13

chairs

00:36:14

and all

00:36:15

the way

00:36:16

back through

00:36:16

the conjugal

00:36:17

visit room

00:36:18

yeah the

00:36:19

conjugal

00:36:19

visit room

00:36:20

that smells

00:36:21

faintly of

00:36:22

bleach

00:36:22

all right

00:36:25

all right

00:36:27

let's head

00:36:27

let's let's

00:36:28

all head

00:36:29

that way

00:36:30

towards that

00:36:31

at least down

00:36:32

this hallway

00:36:32

yar

00:36:33

yeah i'll

00:36:34

head down

00:36:34

the hall

00:36:35

i guess

00:36:35

there's not

00:36:38

uh there's

00:36:39

this is kind

00:36:40

of where all

00:36:40

the fighting

00:36:40

broke out

00:36:41

and so it's

00:36:41

kind of spread

00:36:42

to the rest

00:36:42

of the room

00:36:43

so you know

00:36:43

there's like

00:36:44

you know

00:36:44

people punching

00:36:45

each other

00:36:46

and throwing

00:36:46

hits but

00:36:47

nothing too

00:36:47

crazy at

00:36:48

this point

00:36:48

stuff you

00:36:49

can kind of

00:36:49

walk around

00:36:50

yeah you can

00:36:51

kind of just

00:36:52

dodge it if

00:36:52

you want

00:36:53

you don't

00:36:53

have to engage

00:36:54

anybody if

00:36:55

you don't

00:36:55

want to

00:36:55

no i

00:36:57

definitely

00:36:57

don't want

00:36:57

to

00:36:58

i flew really

00:37:00

close to the

00:37:00

sun just

00:37:01

now

00:37:01

your delicate

00:37:04

little hands

00:37:04

listen i

00:37:07

obliterated

00:37:08

that that

00:37:09

pompous

00:37:09

person's

00:37:11

nuts

00:37:11

good job

00:37:12

you punched

00:37:12

a fancy

00:37:13

boy in

00:37:13

his nuts

00:37:14

yeah i

00:37:15

obliterated

00:37:15

the fancy

00:37:16

boy

00:37:16

and what a

00:37:18

job you

00:37:18

did

00:37:19

i thought he

00:37:20

blew up

00:37:20

yeah then we

00:37:23

blew up his

00:37:23

house it was

00:37:24

awesome it was

00:37:25

a really bad

00:37:26

day for him

00:37:26

i i keep

00:37:29

hearing that you

00:37:30

blew up this

00:37:30

man's house

00:37:31

i mean did

00:37:32

you apologize

00:37:32

to him when

00:37:33

you did that

00:37:33

you mean

00:37:35

oh yes

00:37:36

no absolutely

00:37:38

i sent him

00:37:38

a card

00:37:39

and then i

00:37:40

wink at

00:37:41

uh at

00:37:42

squish

00:37:43

yeah we

00:37:44

sent him a

00:37:44

card and a

00:37:45

basket

00:37:45

very sorry

00:37:47

baskets

00:37:48

it was a

00:37:49

basket of

00:37:50

ice for his

00:37:51

nuts

00:37:51

yes and

00:37:52

that too

00:37:53

chuckles

00:37:58

how long has

00:37:59

this been going

00:38:00

on

00:38:00

uh the man

00:38:03

blew up

00:38:04

very very

00:38:05

quickly

00:38:05

no no

00:38:07

when did

00:38:09

you get

00:38:09

back into

00:38:09

and he

00:38:10

like looks

00:38:10

around

00:38:11

not punching

00:38:12

he whispers

00:38:13

it was just

00:38:16

that one

00:38:16

time

00:38:17

just that one

00:38:18

time i swear

00:38:19

but

00:38:20

the man's

00:38:21

house did

00:38:22

get blown

00:38:22

up

00:38:22

but the man's

00:38:23

house did get

00:38:24

blown up and we

00:38:24

did blow up a boat

00:38:25

we blew up another

00:38:26

man

00:38:26

so yes i've

00:38:29

fallen in with a bad

00:38:30

crowd but they're

00:38:31

sometimes nice to

00:38:32

me and sometimes i

00:38:33

feel like i

00:38:33

belong

00:38:34

that's because

00:38:37

you're a good

00:38:38

cabin boy

00:38:39

please stop

00:38:40

calling you

00:38:41

you're able to get

00:38:46

into this room

00:38:47

without uh too

00:38:48

much issue it is

00:38:49

unlocked um it's

00:38:50

empty like i said

00:38:52

it's the conjugal

00:38:52

visit room so

00:38:53

there's some

00:38:54

chairs there's a

00:38:56

partition here

00:38:56

where the uh

00:38:57

soldiers can stay

00:38:59

oh squish

00:39:00

squish is not

00:39:01

going oh squish

00:39:03

isn't gonna come in

00:39:03

he's gonna stay

00:39:03

here

00:39:04

gonna stay out

00:39:05

he's actually

00:39:05

gonna try to

00:39:06

leave

00:39:06

right okay

00:39:08

of course

00:39:09

because i

00:39:10

really don't care

00:39:11

about this ghost

00:39:12

don't you care

00:39:14

you don't care

00:39:15

about us at all

00:39:16

you guys want to

00:39:18

risk your life

00:39:19

for

00:39:19

he's gone

00:39:25

go ahead

00:39:27

i'm i'm out of

00:39:27

here

00:39:28

come on dd

00:39:29

dd's uh

00:39:32

a little resistant

00:39:34

to go but you

00:39:35

know she's not

00:39:35

going to completely

00:39:36

uh completely

00:39:38

stopping her

00:39:38

tracks captain

00:39:39

what are you

00:39:39

gonna do

00:39:40

because this is

00:39:40

your ghost

00:39:41

oh i'm already

00:39:42

way ahead looking

00:39:43

for my ghost

00:39:43

i'm shouting for

00:39:44

his name looking

00:39:45

through these rooms

00:39:45

i i know he's

00:39:47

around here somewhere

00:39:47

i can feel him

00:39:48

all right and i

00:39:52

did follow and i

00:39:54

want to stay in

00:39:54

this room but now

00:39:55

that squish has

00:39:57

not come in here

00:39:59

and captain is

00:40:00

charging ahead i

00:40:01

am stuck in the

00:40:02

middle i do not

00:40:03

have the confidence

00:40:04

to charge ahead

00:40:06

with the captain

00:40:07

and i don't

00:40:08

exactly want to

00:40:09

just leave him

00:40:10

hanging so now

00:40:11

i'm just awkwardly

00:40:12

in the conjugal

00:40:13

visit room with

00:40:13

the various you

00:40:14

know lubricants

00:40:16

and cleaning

00:40:17

towelettes

00:40:19

that makes it sound

00:40:22

so much worse

00:40:23

it is worse

00:40:24

i've since learned

00:40:26

what a conjugal

00:40:26

visit is it's

00:40:27

disgusting

00:40:27

lubricants like

00:40:29

there's multiple

00:40:30

yes

00:40:31

you make that wholesome

00:40:33

place sound disgusting

00:40:34

i don't even notice

00:40:38

that squish left

00:40:39

yet i'm more

00:40:40

concerned about the

00:40:41

the the the ghost

00:40:42

my ghost butler

00:40:43

right now

00:40:44

i'm just assuming

00:40:46

they're walking

00:40:46

behind me because

00:40:47

i've regained my

00:40:48

great awesome

00:40:50

really close-knit

00:40:51

crew

00:40:51

while you're running

00:40:54

forward uh

00:40:55

dwayne is going to

00:40:56

drop the uh

00:40:57

skylock in one of

00:40:58

these chairs just so

00:40:59

he can he can rest

00:41:00

a little bit uh

00:41:01

dwayne knows or

00:41:02

dwayne's gotten the

00:41:03

the sense that you

00:41:04

and uh skylock and

00:41:05

chuckles are fairly

00:41:06

close uh captain

00:41:08

when you enter so

00:41:09

you've entered the

00:41:10

conjugal room you

00:41:11

exit you go into

00:41:12

this like library area

00:41:14

where they have all

00:41:15

of their um you

00:41:17

know evidence uh

00:41:19

books files on cases

00:41:20

your your a bottle

00:41:25

in is in here

00:41:25

somewhere

00:41:26

yikes

00:41:28

there are also a

00:41:32

handful of guards

00:41:33

and a handful of

00:41:34

uh thugs that are

00:41:36

currently uh containing

00:41:38

themselves uh but

00:41:39

one of them sees you

00:41:41

and like points at you

00:41:42

i mean

00:41:44

ahoy

00:41:46

this is not where i uh

00:41:49

this is not where i

00:41:50

parked my ship

00:41:51

any of you might

00:41:52

have seen a bottle

00:41:53

he's a big guy and

00:41:55

he kind of walks up to

00:41:56

you goes i've seen a

00:41:57

bull are you with us

00:41:59

you against us

00:42:00

which is it what side

00:42:02

is he is a red sash or

00:42:03

is he uh

00:42:04

well he's got a red sash

00:42:06

on

00:42:06

uh well i mean i'm

00:42:09

wearing a red frock i

00:42:11

think that should answer

00:42:12

your questions

00:42:12

are you gonna try and

00:42:18

convince him of that

00:42:19

or are you just uh

00:42:20

you just talking

00:42:21

well he's just plainly

00:42:22

wearing a red frock

00:42:23

it doesn't take much

00:42:24

convincing it's clearly

00:42:25

red and it's clearly

00:42:27

a frock

00:42:27

well now they're gonna

00:42:29

think i'm with them

00:42:30

because i'm wearing a

00:42:31

red frock

00:42:31

you're not wearing a

00:42:33

red sash

00:42:34

baz said everyone

00:42:36

comes in here

00:42:37

we get in prison

00:42:38

then we get out of

00:42:40

prison and we beat

00:42:41

up guards and we

00:42:42

wear a sash

00:42:43

oh my god i just

00:42:44

want my ghost

00:42:45

where is he

00:42:46

he looks

00:42:46

screw this

00:42:48

i'm not even paying

00:42:50

attention to this guard

00:42:51

anymore

00:42:51

you just kind of

00:42:53

stiff arm him and

00:42:54

walk away

00:42:55

screw this story's

00:42:56

progression

00:42:57

i've had enough

00:42:59

i've had enough

00:42:59

this exposition

00:43:00

now get out of my

00:43:02

way

00:43:02

does the card do

00:43:05

anything

00:43:05

or does he do

00:43:06

anything

00:43:07

uh he's kind of

00:43:09

watching you i mean

00:43:09

your confidence is

00:43:10

overwhelming

00:43:11

but he is kind of

00:43:13

watching you carefully

00:43:14

uh you you're gonna

00:43:15

have to find neelix uh

00:43:17

neelix is in his

00:43:18

bottle and you can

00:43:19

sense that he's in

00:43:20

the room somewhere but

00:43:21

you can't pinpoint him

00:43:22

all right well uh i

00:43:26

survey the room

00:43:27

all right

00:43:29

there you go

00:43:31

roll

00:43:33

success

00:43:36

surveyed

00:43:37

uh

00:43:38

uh

00:43:38

neelix

00:43:39

major success

00:43:41

uh

00:43:42

neelix

00:43:42

is in this third

00:43:44

role uh you can see

00:43:46

his bottle now you can

00:43:47

see a a box of things

00:43:49

that says uh

00:43:50

captain on it

00:43:51

um

00:43:52

captain fitzclive

00:43:54

have we ever discussed

00:43:56

what neelix's bottle

00:43:57

looks like

00:43:58

i always assumed it

00:43:59

looked like a

00:44:01

royal crown bottle

00:44:02

but like it was blue

00:44:04

is it in a is it in a

00:44:06

purple velvet uh

00:44:08

yes

00:44:09

yes

00:44:11

that's how i kind of

00:44:14

envisioned all the

00:44:15

bottles that the ghost

00:44:16

kind of do

00:44:17

royal crown bottles or

00:44:19

whiskey bottles

00:44:19

so um yeah i start

00:44:23

looking for it i see my

00:44:24

stuff i'm like my

00:44:25

stuff and i start like

00:44:27

rushing over there

00:44:28

jumping over the piles

00:44:29

of things and get to get

00:44:30

over there

00:44:30

when you do that you go

00:44:33

and you pull down your

00:44:34

bottle and it's got you

00:44:35

know your uh it's got

00:44:36

neelix the neelix bottle

00:44:37

it's got another bottle

00:44:38

in there it's got any of

00:44:39

your other load that if

00:44:40

you want to add stuff you

00:44:41

can't your weapons

00:44:42

whatever you had on you

00:44:43

um but as you start to

00:44:45

grab it and pull it down

00:44:47

the thug kind of like

00:44:48

looks over your shoulder

00:44:49

and he's like hey

00:44:49

that looks pretty good

00:44:51

and he goes and tries to

00:44:52

take neelix

00:44:53

oh i turn around and i hit

00:44:55

him right in the nuts

00:44:56

oh i don't like where

00:45:03

this is going go ahead

00:45:05

and wreck him we'll see

00:45:06

what you do do you want

00:45:08

to yourself with the

00:45:09

power of neelix yeah how

00:45:11

do i do that one more

00:45:12

die you're gonna take

00:45:13

you're gonna take two

00:45:14

stress and then add a die

00:45:15

okay with the power of

00:45:18

neelix the power of my

00:45:21

butler with his gentle

00:45:23

hand guiding my my fury

00:45:28

yes you uh yeah hit him

00:45:35

right between the legs he's

00:45:38

down he's not dead which

00:45:40

is good because you guys

00:45:41

have killed five people at

00:45:42

this point i just imagine

00:45:43

like you ever see in the

00:45:44

movies where like a guy

00:45:45

lands a punch and like a

00:45:47

like a shock wave goes out

00:45:49

you you reach you reach

00:45:57

for the bottle he tries to

00:45:58

grab you and you just turn

00:45:59

in one smooth motion yes

00:46:01

have punched him lights

00:46:03

out he goes faint just kind

00:46:05

of melts onto the floor

00:46:07

neelix is safely back in

00:46:09

your possession and you guys

00:46:11

are now uh reunited

00:46:14

well can can uh i and uh the

00:46:21

frunkle have a moment while

00:46:23

captain was out like doing his

00:46:26

thing and before he enters

00:46:28

uh yeah so he's he sat frunkle

00:46:34

down to uh right next to you in

00:46:36

the in the in one of those

00:46:37

chairs and he's just kind of you

00:46:40

no wounded

00:46:41

wounded

00:46:44

now uncle sklock i know what

00:46:48

this looks like

00:46:49

well why don't why don't you

00:46:52

start telling me what it looks

00:46:54

like first

00:46:54

it looks like i'm running around

00:47:01

with a bad crowd and i am but uh

00:47:06

you know i think it's different

00:47:08

this time

00:47:09

i just worry about you so much

00:47:14

i mean

00:47:14

baz is the one who got me in

00:47:17

here and you're working for him

00:47:18

and you're going around hitting

00:47:20

people again and and you know

00:47:24

you're blowing things up a boat a

00:47:25

house a man i mean what next

00:47:29

well i'll tell you we're probably

00:47:32

not going to blow up this prison

00:47:33

so i feel like that will be

00:47:35

growth for all of us

00:47:36

um i haven't really figured out

00:47:40

what we're going to do about this

00:47:41

baz thing

00:47:42

but uh that's definitely a wrench in

00:47:45

everything i didn't know he was a

00:47:46

bad guy like i know he's

00:47:48

you know he looks pretty evil and he

00:47:51

you know now that i know that he's

00:47:54

evil it's all starting to click into

00:47:56

place

00:47:57

um but we'll figure this out like i

00:48:01

can't this will not stand man that

00:48:04

he

00:48:04

put you in jail

00:48:06

put me in jail and look what he's

00:48:10

doing

00:48:10

how many innocent people tonight are

00:48:13

just being killed

00:48:14

by by these thugs his own men are

00:48:17

getting brutalized out there too

00:48:18

yeah i think maybe he was taking

00:48:22

advantage of our desperation to do

00:48:24

stuff for him

00:48:25

but maybe now we have a

00:48:29

reputation

00:48:29

and uh you know we'll do it right

00:48:33

this time

00:48:34

whatever happened to your studies you

00:48:38

were such a fine tinkerer i just

00:48:40

maybe it's time for you to just put

00:48:42

those up

00:48:42

hang up hang up the boxing gloves so

00:48:45

to speak and

00:48:46

and the nut punching gloves the

00:48:48

nut crackers and uh you know

00:48:50

this is what i this is what i have

00:48:53

to do

00:48:53

this is my calling

00:48:55

not the nut punching although it is

00:48:57

a type of calling

00:48:58

and i'm going to try to do less of

00:49:00

that

00:49:00

but i don't think studying is for me

00:49:03

anymore

00:49:04

well then i suppose you won't need

00:49:09

your

00:49:09

your college fund

00:49:11

my what

00:49:12

no

00:49:13

i love to study

00:49:15

i just i

00:49:20

you could be doing so much more

00:49:23

and your and your your friends uh

00:49:25

that demon fellow he's a little

00:49:27

standoffish but

00:49:28

you know he's he seems like he's a

00:49:30

nice enough guy and the captain's got

00:49:32

well he's got spirit

00:49:34

they're not the college type

00:49:37

well i i definitely wouldn't say

00:49:40

that not you know

00:49:41

trades may be you know whatever

00:49:43

they need to

00:49:44

but uh you know i just i worry

00:49:46

about you son i just i'm i'm

00:49:48

concerned

00:49:49

you just seen a lot tonight

00:49:51

not all of it very good but

00:49:53

we're gonna get through this and

00:49:55

then

00:49:55

we're gonna figure it out

00:49:57

but first we gotta get you out of

00:50:01

here safe

00:50:02

that would be a very good idea i i'm

00:50:06

not quite sure how much more

00:50:07

running and in general i can take

00:50:09

and the death

00:50:10

i mean i just

00:50:11

how many

00:50:13

so many dead

00:50:14

so many dead

00:50:15

people die

00:50:16

well you are an honest man i'll

00:50:23

give you that

00:50:23

all right

00:50:27

and then uh the captain busts in

00:50:31

and he says i i i

00:50:32

what does he say

00:50:34

i got neelix back

00:50:37

who the hell is neelix

00:50:39

you what

00:50:41

i knocked that man right in his butt

00:50:47

that is nuts

00:50:48

look i got my neelix back though

00:50:49

look how

00:50:50

look at this bottle's great and

00:50:51

it's still

00:50:52

shiny and everything

00:50:53

late i opened the bottle up and

00:50:54

try to get neelix how you been

00:50:55

man

00:50:56

not well sir

00:50:58

but it is good to see your face

00:51:00

again

00:51:01

yes

00:51:02

felix i am so happy to see you

00:51:05

buddy

00:51:05

can i have him come out and not

00:51:07

have him do anything because you

00:51:08

have to always do something when i

00:51:09

have him come out this is out of

00:51:10

character

00:51:10

you can you can you can just have

00:51:12

him out if you want just to be

00:51:14

yeah

00:51:14

yeah

00:51:15

oh man

00:51:17

i've missed you buddy i've

00:51:20

missed your

00:51:20

your

00:51:21

your black

00:51:22

frock butler's coat i love it

00:51:24

yes my butler's coat

00:51:28

and definitely not any other type of

00:51:29

other coat

00:51:30

uh well it is good to see you sir

00:51:33

uh

00:51:33

seems like you're kind of in a mess

00:51:36

yes yes we're

00:51:39

probably gonna blow up this prison next

00:51:41

i expect

00:51:42

wait did you say you nut blasted

00:51:45

someone

00:51:45

yeah he tried taking neelix from me

00:51:48

anyway

00:51:48

we're gonna blow up a prison butler

00:51:50

i wouldn't expect anything less sir

00:51:55

don't blow it up

00:51:57

where's the boiler room

00:51:59

uh

00:52:01

well squish squish has been the only one

00:52:08

who uh isn't in this lovely conversation

00:52:10

what have you done now squish where are

00:52:12

you at

00:52:12

um squish actually tries to

00:52:14

leave

00:52:15

so as you

00:52:17

yeah as you leave the the prison

00:52:21

um you i imagine you're just kind of

00:52:24

like walking through the lobby is empty

00:52:25

at this point

00:52:26

and as you turn around this court this

00:52:28

desk here

00:52:29

uh and you look outside you see that

00:52:31

there are just rows and rows and

00:52:34

rows of blue coats standing there

00:52:36

um

00:52:37

the alarm has gone off

00:52:39

uh they have all been called back to the station

00:52:42

uh and they are just waiting for someone to come out

00:52:46

oh no

00:52:48

you see a bunch of men in blue

00:52:51

if i walk out the door will they shoot me

00:52:56

well you're still wearing your uh your uniform so you'd be able to probably sneak out

00:53:01

but i don't know about the other two

00:53:04

okay well did they see me

00:53:07

no

00:53:08

okay so i i rush back in

00:53:11

and i i walk into the conjugal visit trailer

00:53:18

or room

00:53:19

and go

00:53:21

there are cops

00:53:22

everywhere

00:53:23

oh look who's come back

00:53:26

i can leave you right now

00:53:29

then do it

00:53:30

all right

00:53:31

wait no wait no come back

00:53:34

come back

00:53:35

i was bluffing

00:53:36

well

00:53:38

you know what

00:53:38

and i locked the door behind me

00:53:40

wow

00:53:44

squish has turned

00:53:45

well the door is locked

00:53:47

uh are you leaving the the the precinct altogether

00:53:50

uh

00:53:51

you know i'm just gonna hide

00:53:53

i'm just gonna sit behind the desk

00:53:55

you're back here now

00:53:59

all right

00:53:59

all right

00:54:03

uh

00:54:04

chuckles

00:54:05

captain

00:54:08

well that was weird

00:54:10

um

00:54:11

what

00:54:12

i don't know

00:54:14

the swish came in here

00:54:15

and then he immediately ran out

00:54:16

unprompted

00:54:18

sounds about right

00:54:22

all right

00:54:26

so

00:54:26

we're surrounded by cops

00:54:28

i think my original plan sticks

00:54:31

we have to blow up the prison

00:54:33

you know i really didn't want to do this

00:54:35

and i promised my uncle that i wasn't going to do it

00:54:37

but i can't see any other way out

00:54:39

where's the boiler room

00:54:41

we're blowing it up

00:54:43

can you tinker the boiler room to blow up

00:54:45

uh yeah

00:54:47

i mean i've blown up a lot of boilers in my days

00:54:49

mostly on accident

00:54:50

but i probably could do it on purpose

00:54:53

i think

00:54:54

now where's the boiler room

00:54:55

i

00:54:57

that's a good question

00:54:59

i don't know

00:55:01

i've been in prison

00:55:02

you're the one who's

00:55:03

where

00:55:03

squash

00:55:04

i was in prison too

00:55:05

squash

00:55:06

he probably knows

00:55:08

he probably walked by it at some point

00:55:09

during a flashback

00:55:10

because he worked here

00:55:12

squash

00:55:14

what about that duane guy

00:55:16

whatever happened to him

00:55:17

oh yeah what happened to him

00:55:17

is he still here

00:55:20

has he been listening the whole time

00:55:23

yeah he's just kind of been standing there awkwardly

00:55:27

just like

00:55:28

duane

00:55:29

you're the newest member of our crew

00:55:31

where's the boiler room

00:55:33

don't promise him that

00:55:34

i might blow him up too

00:55:36

it's fine

00:55:37

it's on a

00:55:38

it's

00:55:39

it's on a preliminary

00:55:40

probationary period

00:55:42

it's fine

00:55:42

you don't have that authority

00:55:43

i have

00:55:45

that's the point

00:55:46

stupid

00:55:47

duane

00:55:52

where's the boiler room

00:55:54

we don't

00:55:56

we don't have a boiler room

00:55:57

we don't have hot water

00:55:59

fuck

00:56:01

what year is this

00:56:03

it's in the future

00:56:06

and also in the past

00:56:08

interesting

00:56:08

where's your

00:56:09

where's your primary electrical room

00:56:11

well

00:56:13

i'm not

00:56:14

i'm sure

00:56:15

uh

00:56:16

there's a security closet

00:56:17

security

00:56:19

go ahead

00:56:20

it's either

00:56:22

it's either we blow up the electrical room

00:56:23

or i'm just gonna start lighting things on fire

00:56:25

all right

00:56:26

we're gonna steal your drapes

00:56:28

do you have

00:56:29

do you have

00:56:30

like a power plant

00:56:31

of some type here

00:56:32

energy source

00:56:33

is there a powder keg in here

00:56:36

ready to

00:56:37

blow up

00:56:38

there's one

00:56:39

in the basement

00:56:40

but if you want gunpowder

00:56:42

there's the armory

00:56:43

i bet there's gunpowder in there

00:56:44

in fact

00:56:45

i'm pretty sure there is

00:56:46

boys

00:56:46

we're gonna blow up an armory

00:56:48

i

00:56:50

think we should

00:56:52

probably blow up the armory

00:56:54

i mean

00:56:55

inspect it

00:56:56

to make sure it's okay

00:56:57

duane

00:56:58

i would never

00:56:58

ever harm your precious prison

00:57:00

duane

00:57:01

you're joining our crew

00:57:03

we're gonna blow up your prison

00:57:04

quit promising him that

00:57:06

the junk fort is very very crowded

00:57:11

yeah

00:57:13

oh but

00:57:16

oh but he can start paying dues

00:57:19

dues

00:57:23

well if you want

00:57:26

i can show you where the armory is

00:57:28

all right

00:57:29

skluck you stay here

00:57:33

take a nap

00:57:36

we'll be back for you

00:57:38

uh

00:57:40

dd is kind of like

00:57:41

pacing

00:57:41

at this point

00:57:42

she kind of went on the other side

00:57:44

of where uh

00:57:45

where squish is

00:57:45

and since squish locked the door

00:57:47

you guys can see her

00:57:48

but she's just kind of pacing

00:57:49

back and forth

00:57:50

um

00:57:51

duane is gonna start leading you

00:57:53

down the uh

00:57:54

down towards the armory

00:57:55

you're gonna pass by

00:57:58

squish's door

00:57:59

you guys want to say anything to him

00:58:02

squish

00:58:03

come on lad

00:58:05

what

00:58:06

don't be like that

00:58:07

we're gonna blow up the prison

00:58:09

and we would love it

00:58:10

if you could be here with us

00:58:11

i don't want to be here for that

00:58:14

and i don't think you should do that

00:58:15

it's a junk fort

00:58:17

what's the worst that could happen

00:58:18

it

00:58:18

yes

00:58:19

no

00:58:21

i got a problem with junkles

00:58:22

oh wow

00:58:24

why

00:58:26

because you were a jerk

00:58:28

i'm not a jerk

00:58:29

you were

00:58:31

okay

00:58:33

i'm sorry

00:58:35

that sucks the suck

00:58:38

and i put my feet up on the desk

00:58:39

wow

00:58:40

okay

00:58:41

well

00:58:41

yeah i'm the jerk

00:58:42

let's go

00:58:43

let's go

00:58:44

let's go to the armory

00:58:45

i'm just gonna say this once squish

00:58:48

we're gonna blow up the prison

00:58:50

you better get out of here quick

00:58:53

peace out

00:58:56

is there like a schematic or something behind the desk so i can know where the uh

00:59:05

how was it so elegantly put the the power room is the power plant of the jail

00:59:12

the armory

00:59:14

you've been there

00:59:16

oh yeah

00:59:16

okay but there's no like out

00:59:18

it's not on an outside wall

00:59:20

um

00:59:21

isn't isn't it up here

00:59:24

yeah so it's that room

00:59:27

in the

00:59:27

yeah it's the room um

00:59:30

like where there's the stairs

00:59:32

uh it's beneath the stairs

00:59:34

uh where there's all those shields

00:59:36

oh it's over here then

00:59:38

yes

00:59:39

oh

00:59:40

okay

00:59:41

oh yeah

00:59:44

that's gonna blow

00:59:44

so uh

00:59:45

there in the side of the prison

00:59:46

uh yes

00:59:49

so that is where the uh

00:59:51

the armory is

00:59:52

we're gonna

00:59:52

we're gonna let out

00:59:53

all the murderers and rapists

00:59:55

what

00:59:57

including turd swallow

00:59:59

maybe on accident

01:00:02

listen

01:00:02

juggles

01:00:03

we're just trying to escape

01:00:05

it's for the better good

01:00:06

do you want your uncle out of here or what

01:00:10

i

01:00:12

yeah

01:00:13

i

01:00:14

well then we gotta blow a hole

01:00:15

well then we gotta blow a hole in the wall to get out

01:00:18

okay

01:00:19

hopefully

01:00:19

these people get things under control fast enough that they don't let too many prisoners out

01:00:24

but we need to get the fuck out of here

01:00:26

okay

01:00:27

i mean

01:00:28

i'm not that conflicted

01:00:30

we're gonna have to think of a story for skluck though

01:00:32

he's gonna be pissed

01:00:33

what story

01:00:35

we're gonna blow up a wall

01:00:36

he's gonna love it

01:00:37

no

01:00:38

he's not

01:00:39

you don't know him

01:00:40

yeah

01:00:41

he doesn't like that stuff

01:00:44

well

01:00:46

he's

01:00:46

he's more of a crossword guy

01:00:48

than a blow up a prison guy

01:00:49

wow

01:00:51

he's gonna have to

01:00:54

um

01:00:55

get used to it

01:00:56

because we're gonna blow up this wall

01:00:58

here we go

01:00:58

all right

01:00:59

yeah so uh

01:01:04

things are kind of starting to settle down a little bit

01:01:08

um you guys are able to make it to the armory

01:01:10

duane shows you the way

01:01:13

uh he runs

01:01:15

down this hallway

01:01:16

into the powder room

01:01:19

um

01:01:20

i keep saying powder room

01:01:21

armory

01:01:22

and you two follow him

01:01:24

um as he opens the door

01:01:26

there is another guard

01:01:27

standing there

01:01:28

and he kind of like turns

01:01:29

and looks at the two of you

01:01:30

and he looks at

01:01:31

duane and he goes

01:01:32

duane god damn it son

01:01:33

what have you done

01:01:34

he's like i

01:01:37

duane's kind of like

01:01:38

i

01:01:38

sir these

01:01:40

these men

01:01:40

they they know how

01:01:41

they they got a plan

01:01:42

uh

01:01:43

to get things all settled down

01:01:45

right

01:01:45

yeah

01:01:46

no big plan

01:01:47

gigantic plans

01:01:48

huge

01:01:49

yep just

01:01:50

yep

01:01:51

absolutely enormous plans

01:01:53

gonna work

01:01:54

it's gonna work

01:01:55

you're gonna love it

01:01:56

we have the best plans

01:01:58

best people on the job

01:01:59

yep

01:02:00

duane is uh

01:02:04

less than uh

01:02:06

convincing

01:02:06

uh

01:02:07

his

01:02:07

uh

01:02:08

his super superior

01:02:10

let's just call him

01:02:11

his supervisor

01:02:11

is like

01:02:12

what do you

01:02:13

what are you boys planning on doing

01:02:14

what are you guys doing

01:02:15

we're gonna hide

01:02:16

in the armory

01:02:19

yeah

01:02:20

no one's gonna look there

01:02:21

that's our big plan

01:02:24

is to hide

01:02:25

and let this thing blow over

01:02:26

you wanna hide with us

01:02:27

hide

01:02:31

no

01:02:32

my job is to get

01:02:33

get these guards

01:02:34

these prisoners

01:02:34

back into their cells

01:02:36

and how do i know

01:02:37

you're not one of those prisoners

01:02:38

cause

01:02:39

uh

01:02:40

we're not dressed like

01:02:41

a prisoner

01:02:42

i think

01:02:43

although

01:02:44

the captain

01:02:46

probably is

01:02:46

yeah

01:02:50

and then he points

01:02:51

to the captain

01:02:51

and he's like

01:02:52

i saw you in there

01:02:53

i saw you in there

01:02:54

a few days ago

01:02:55

you're right

01:02:55

arrest him

01:02:56

uh

01:03:00

he reaches for the

01:03:01

truncheon

01:03:01

at his uh

01:03:02

at his side

01:03:03

yeah

01:03:04

i was bringing him to you

01:03:05

yeah

01:03:05

that's it

01:03:06

that's the ticket

01:03:07

yeah

01:03:07

you need to take him

01:03:09

somewhere else

01:03:10

captain

01:03:15

you got anything

01:03:15

you wanna

01:03:16

add to that

01:03:16

um

01:03:18

let's see here

01:03:20

are they right

01:03:21

standing right

01:03:21

in front of the door

01:03:22

uh

01:03:23

the one guard

01:03:24

is

01:03:24

dwayne's with you

01:03:26

there's only one guard

01:03:26

besides dwayne

01:03:27

and he's standing

01:03:28

in front of the door

01:03:29

i throw dwayne at the

01:03:32

guard at the door

01:03:33

isn't dwayne like a

01:03:37

really big guy

01:03:38

yeah i don't lift him

01:03:40

i just throw him

01:03:42

like

01:03:42

the newest member

01:03:46

of our crew

01:03:46

probationary

01:03:49

all right

01:03:55

uh

01:03:55

see how you wreck him

01:03:56

oh

01:03:58

fantastic

01:03:58

just a regular role

01:04:03

just a regular wreck

01:04:05

oh my god

01:04:10

dwayne are you okay

01:04:11

you

01:04:13

you attacked my friend

01:04:14

and

01:04:15

i start running at them

01:04:17

uh

01:04:20

yeah

01:04:20

that doesn't work

01:04:21

uh

01:04:21

you try

01:04:21

you try to

01:04:22

you throw dwayne

01:04:23

and he's so much bigger

01:04:24

it doesn't happen

01:04:26

nothing

01:04:26

nothing happens

01:04:27

uh

01:04:28

you just kind of

01:04:28

shove him a little bit

01:04:29

uh

01:04:30

the officer

01:04:31

uh

01:04:31

takes his trench in

01:04:32

and he uh

01:04:33

he's starting to kind of like

01:04:34

back you into the corner

01:04:35

captain you're gonna take

01:04:36

two stress

01:04:37

for that

01:04:38

so i'm at four stress

01:04:40

sure

01:04:42

okay

01:04:50

uh

01:04:52

i would like to walk out of the

01:04:54

the prison

01:04:55

you're gonna walk out of the prison

01:04:58

yeah

01:04:58

well i get dd

01:04:59

and we walk out of the prison

01:05:02

okay

01:05:04

uh

01:05:05

as you walk

01:05:05

uh

01:05:06

out of the prison

01:05:07

uh

01:05:07

there like i said

01:05:08

there's a bunch of uh

01:05:09

you know

01:05:09

other blue coats there

01:05:10

and they kind of all

01:05:11

rush towards you

01:05:12

and

01:05:12

they say

01:05:13

oh my

01:05:14

they say

01:05:14

one of the guys

01:05:15

uh

01:05:16

in the front

01:05:16

asks uh

01:05:18

what's going on in there

01:05:19

we heard the alarms go off

01:05:20

we can't get in

01:05:21

the doors are locked

01:05:22

nobody's answering our calls

01:05:23

what's going on

01:05:24

there's a riot

01:05:25

in there

01:05:26

i barely escaped with my life

01:05:28

and my

01:05:29

ape's life

01:05:30

i imagine you're holding dd

01:05:34

just kind of like you know

01:05:35

like a small child

01:05:37

yeah exactly

01:05:37

you know

01:05:37

your comfort ape

01:05:39

your comfort ape

01:05:40

yeah

01:05:42

they're

01:05:44

they're everywhere

01:05:45

my god a riot

01:05:45

well you came out

01:05:49

so the doors are unlocked

01:05:50

hold the doors men

01:05:51

and uh

01:05:52

they

01:05:53

hold the doors open

01:05:55

and they start

01:05:56

uh

01:05:56

piling into the prison

01:05:57

oh that is not

01:05:59

my intended

01:05:59

um

01:06:01

so in this

01:06:02

in duskball

01:06:04

is there like

01:06:04

cars

01:06:05

or is there

01:06:05

like

01:06:06

carriages

01:06:07

there's carriages

01:06:08

okay

01:06:08

i would like to find

01:06:10

the closest one

01:06:10

and get into it

01:06:11

and try to steal it

01:06:12

okay

01:06:14

uh

01:06:15

a carriage is kind of

01:06:15

trotting on by

01:06:16

uh

01:06:17

kind of stopped in front

01:06:18

of the prison

01:06:18

there's a lot of

01:06:19

activity going on

01:06:20

so traffic is slowed

01:06:21

uh

01:06:21

and you rip open

01:06:22

the cabin door

01:06:23

and there's a man

01:06:24

sitting in there

01:06:25

uh

01:06:25

how are you gonna steal it

01:06:26

you just gonna threaten him

01:06:27

or are you gonna

01:06:28

knock him out

01:06:28

what are you gonna do

01:06:29

oh i'm gonna threaten him

01:06:30

and be like

01:06:30

i need this right now

01:06:31

to help with this

01:06:32

police riot

01:06:33

i need the carriage

01:06:33

right now

01:06:34

to help with the

01:06:35

police riot

01:06:35

okay

01:06:37

you'll get it back

01:06:38

afterwards

01:06:39

uh

01:06:41

are you gonna

01:06:41

command him

01:06:42

are you gonna

01:06:42

try and do

01:06:43

more of a sway

01:06:44

like

01:06:44

kind of friendly

01:06:45

like

01:06:45

more of a sway

01:06:46

all right

01:06:47

go ahead and sway him

01:06:49

all right

01:06:55

uh

01:06:56

he willingly

01:06:57

gives up his carriage

01:06:58

of course he sees you

01:06:59

in your officer's uniform

01:07:00

uh

01:07:01

and he just slides out

01:07:02

of the carriage

01:07:02

and lets you take it

01:07:03

all right

01:07:04

so i take it

01:07:06

and i'll let

01:07:07

everyone else continue

01:07:08

okay so i have an idea

01:07:11

so you just

01:07:12

can i use

01:07:12

drive away

01:07:13

you don't know

01:07:17

what's going on

01:07:18

yeah i guess i don't

01:07:19

in more than one way

01:07:22

um

01:07:24

was that a sex joke andy

01:07:26

no

01:07:27

not at all

01:07:29

um i can i use neelix

01:07:33

to light a cannon

01:07:34

and blow a hole

01:07:35

in the wall

01:07:36

wait a second

01:07:39

cannon in there

01:07:40

i thought we were

01:07:40

gonna blow up this

01:07:41

prison

01:07:41

well i'm gonna blow

01:07:44

a hole in the wall

01:07:45

to escape the prison

01:07:46

and you're gonna

01:07:47

leave me too

01:07:48

no

01:07:49

it the guards

01:07:50

hear me out

01:07:52

neelix will blow up

01:07:53

the hole

01:07:53

the guards will go

01:07:55

investigate

01:07:56

we'll go run you

01:07:57

grab your uncle

01:07:58

and we'll bring him

01:07:58

back and we'll get

01:07:59

out through the hole

01:08:00

he'll never fit

01:08:01

through a hole

01:08:02

i mean we're gonna

01:08:04

blast the hole

01:08:05

that sounds like a

01:08:06

sex joke

01:08:06

we're gonna blow

01:08:08

a really big hole

01:08:09

i will have neelix

01:08:10

set off like a

01:08:11

cannon or two

01:08:12

so there are no

01:08:15

cannons in there

01:08:16

but there is a lot

01:08:17

of gunpowder

01:08:18

and yes you could

01:08:19

command neelix

01:08:20

to go in there

01:08:21

with a candle

01:08:22

and

01:08:22

light of things

01:08:24

ablaze

01:08:24

yeah that's exactly

01:08:26

what i do

01:08:27

while the guards

01:08:28

are distracted

01:08:28

i kind of like

01:08:29

quickly tell neelix

01:08:30

to do that

01:08:31

wait i have my

01:08:32

heart set on

01:08:32

doing it myself

01:08:33

oh

01:08:35

yeah

01:08:36

yeah

01:08:37

doing what

01:08:39

blowing up the

01:08:40

place

01:08:40

yeah

01:08:41

do you want to

01:08:42

go

01:08:42

you got me

01:08:42

whipped up into

01:08:43

a froth

01:08:44

okay here's what

01:08:45

we'll do

01:08:46

neelix goes in

01:08:47

you go in after

01:08:48

him and help

01:08:48

him out while

01:08:49

i distract the

01:08:49

guards because

01:08:50

i just threw

01:08:51

duane into

01:08:51

them

01:08:52

you're small

01:08:53

you can you

01:08:53

can squeeze

01:08:54

you can squeeze

01:08:55

through their

01:08:55

legs

01:08:55

just crawling

01:08:59

under the

01:09:00

hubbub

01:09:00

i mean that

01:09:02

you don't have

01:09:03

to crawl you're

01:09:03

pretty short

01:09:04

it is going to

01:09:05

be it's going to

01:09:06

be a real

01:09:07

chris chris

01:09:08

tucker and

01:09:08

jackie chan

01:09:09

moment though

01:09:10

between me and

01:09:10

neelix

01:09:11

that's pretty

01:09:13

cool i mean is

01:09:15

that apt

01:09:15

yeah

01:09:17

okay so

01:09:21

so let me get

01:09:21

this straight

01:09:22

the plan is

01:09:22

captain you're

01:09:23

going to

01:09:23

distract him

01:09:24

yeah

01:09:24

you're going to

01:09:25

get your ass

01:09:26

kicked

01:09:27

yeah

01:09:28

neelix and

01:09:31

uh

01:09:31

chuckles are

01:09:32

going to sneak

01:09:33

into the armory

01:09:34

blow it up

01:09:35

and go from

01:09:36

there

01:09:36

yeah

01:09:37

okay

01:09:38

tell me how

01:09:39

you distract

01:09:39

him

01:09:39

oh i uh

01:09:42

i start yelling

01:09:43

and frothing at

01:09:43

them out that

01:09:44

they hurt my

01:09:44

friend duane

01:09:45

uh because

01:09:46

even though i'm

01:09:47

the one who

01:09:47

threw them him

01:09:48

into him

01:09:48

you know it's

01:09:49

all just part of

01:09:50

my grand plan

01:09:51

of you know

01:09:52

the misdirection

01:09:54

yeah misdirection

01:09:55

i'm like waving

01:09:56

my arms around

01:09:57

and like

01:09:58

like shaking

01:09:59

my jacket

01:10:00

you know i

01:10:01

don't really

01:10:01

know why

01:10:02

i'm not really

01:10:03

good at

01:10:03

distracting

01:10:03

unless if it's

01:10:06

about uh

01:10:07

fish sex

01:10:08

stories

01:10:08

oh yeah

01:10:09

look that's

01:10:10

great

01:10:10

i don't want to

01:10:12

tell you a story

01:10:13

about this

01:10:13

fish

01:10:14

people i almost

01:10:15

got in a fight

01:10:17

with

01:10:17

okay

01:10:22

so is the

01:10:23

idea kind of

01:10:24

to like uh

01:10:25

like scare

01:10:26

them into

01:10:27

submission or

01:10:28

just confuse

01:10:29

them

01:10:29

uh yeah

01:10:31

okay

01:10:33

let's do

01:10:36

confuse

01:10:37

that's pretty

01:10:37

good

01:10:38

all right

01:10:40

uh wreck

01:10:42

the joint i

01:10:42

guess i i

01:10:43

suppose that's

01:10:44

what you're

01:10:44

doing right

01:10:45

is you're just

01:10:45

going crazy

01:10:46

yeah who am i

01:10:48

wrecking i'm not

01:10:48

gonna i'm not

01:10:49

gonna hurt anybody

01:10:49

am i

01:10:50

um

01:10:52

no but i

01:10:53

can see that

01:10:53

you're like you

01:10:54

know tossing

01:10:54

things around and

01:10:55

kind of pacing and

01:10:56

slobbering and

01:10:57

just being a diner i

01:10:59

don't really know what

01:11:00

else that would fall

01:11:00

under i guess

01:11:02

sway convince them

01:11:04

you're crazy

01:11:04

yeah let's do sway

01:11:06

just a real big sway

01:11:08

but you

01:11:10

sway

01:11:12

you just got finished

01:11:15

convincing them you

01:11:16

were sane

01:11:17

that was like two

01:11:19

days ago

01:11:20

no it was like 20

01:11:23

minutes ago and

01:11:24

dwayne's the one you

01:11:25

convinced you were

01:11:26

saying well no it

01:11:26

wasn't even dwayne

01:11:28

maybe it was

01:11:28

doesn't matter

01:11:29

it was two other

01:11:30

guards they're gone

01:11:31

these are two

01:11:32

different ones

01:11:32

dwayne loves me

01:11:33

uh so you're

01:11:36

starting to uh to

01:11:37

scream and to

01:11:38

shout and to you

01:11:39

know do your whole

01:11:40

thing where you're

01:11:41

waving your coat

01:11:42

around and the the

01:11:43

second guard is now

01:11:44

coming at you trying

01:11:45

to like get you

01:11:46

under control dwayne

01:11:47

at this point is

01:11:47

now questioning his

01:11:48

entire thought process

01:11:50

since meeting you guys

01:11:51

for the second time and

01:11:52

he's also starting to

01:11:53

like try to subdue you

01:11:56

at this point because

01:11:57

he's like maybe this guy

01:11:58

really is crazy all i know

01:12:00

about what are you doing

01:12:01

this is for your own good

01:12:03

captain you seem to you're

01:12:05

just there's too much

01:12:07

captain we have what about

01:12:08

all those talks we had

01:12:10

about you joining our crew

01:12:12

uh so they're gonna try

01:12:15

and subdue you in fact

01:12:16

they're gonna grab your

01:12:17

shoulders and kind of push

01:12:18

you against the wall

01:12:19

uh meanwhile chuckles

01:12:21

what are you doing

01:12:22

i've crawled through their

01:12:26

legs i mean just crawled

01:12:28

not maybe not through their

01:12:29

legs but just to keep a

01:12:30

low profile and i

01:12:32

wormed my way into the

01:12:34

armory um and neelix is

01:12:39

ahead of me and above me

01:12:40

and then we get started

01:12:43

just tossing the place in

01:12:46

there we're throwing all

01:12:48

of the bullets and gun

01:12:50

powder on the ground and

01:12:52

uh i'm using some

01:12:54

tinkering skills to what

01:12:58

like make you know you

01:13:01

know you build a fire kind

01:13:02

of like that but out of

01:13:03

gunpowder and other

01:13:05

flammables and

01:13:07

explodables sure and you're

01:13:10

just trying to make is like

01:13:11

are you trying to make a

01:13:12

strategic pile or just like

01:13:14

a big ass pile

01:13:15

my intent is to make a

01:13:18

pile that has the best

01:13:20

chance of making a big

01:13:22

explosion

01:13:23

okay uh yeah so you guys

01:13:26

pile up all of the uh the

01:13:29

gunpowder you can find the

01:13:30

pellets everything you're

01:13:32

kind of doing it in this

01:13:33

like in terms of the room

01:13:35

the upper right corner by

01:13:37

the stairs that's got the

01:13:38

best chance of reaching an

01:13:39

exterior wall because you

01:13:40

guys aren't actually in an

01:13:41

exterior room at this point

01:13:43

sorry you're spinning i'm

01:13:49

spinning

01:13:49

like

01:13:51

sorry that was me um yeah

01:13:54

and uh neelix is kind of

01:13:56

helping you he's like lifting

01:13:57

the bags and he's throwing

01:13:59

them on there and he goes do

01:14:00

you have a light sir do i

01:14:03

no i don't do you

01:14:06

well always to about it's

01:14:13

better to be prepared than not

01:14:15

but i'm a ghost so no i don't

01:14:17

have pockets

01:14:18

um i would like to do a flashback

01:14:25

kind of from the last heist in

01:14:29

which our main plan was to smoke

01:14:31

and i still have a set a matchbook

01:14:35

in my pocket from then

01:14:37

sure

01:14:38

as i pat down my jacket

01:14:40

oh yes those matches from the last

01:14:43

job

01:14:43

when you two are smoking outside

01:14:47

the uh when you're doubled up

01:14:49

smoking outside the uh house

01:14:51

yeah now that you mentioned

01:14:52

one jacket

01:14:53

say it out loud it sounds like a

01:14:54

really dumb plan

01:14:55

well you did it uh yeah so you

01:14:59

pull out your little thing of

01:15:00

matches

01:15:01

all right and i say all right uh

01:15:07

cover your ears

01:15:07

and uh neelix covers his ears

01:15:11

despite the fact that he

01:15:12

actually can't hear

01:15:13

well then how do we talk to him

01:15:16

well i mean he doesn't have ears

01:15:18

corporeal ears

01:15:20

weird uh and so i light the whole

01:15:23

matchbook on fire

01:15:24

and i toss up in the air and i

01:15:26

start running

01:15:27

away from the fire and i say

01:15:28

captain we gotta get going

01:15:29

come on

01:15:31

and i just run down the hallway

01:15:33

like han solo and empire strikes

01:15:35

back

01:15:35

all right am i being held by

01:15:40

the guards or what happened

01:15:41

uh they're still kind of holding

01:15:43

you they're kind of like wrestling

01:15:45

you to the ground we're going to

01:15:46

see how large of an explosion

01:15:48

chuckles was able to produce

01:15:50

gotta move

01:15:51

so uh i'm going to say it's going

01:15:55

to we're going to use your wreck

01:15:56

because uh it was indeed wreck

01:15:59

uh but you can get plus one

01:16:00

because you have a high tinker

01:16:02

score

01:16:02

and i think obviously that helped

01:16:04

you determine and where to

01:16:06

place things um you can also

01:16:07

get an extra plus one because

01:16:09

you have neelix there as well

01:16:10

so wreck plus two

01:16:12

neelix okay i'm gonna roll it

01:16:17

then

01:16:17

wait on let me make sure i have

01:16:21

the right person highlighted

01:16:21

plus two

01:16:28

plus two

01:16:30

it is a massive success

01:16:38

um as you yell

01:16:39

chuckles or you know

01:16:40

captain we gotta get out of here

01:16:42

just

01:16:43

massive smoke the whole building

01:16:47

just shakes

01:16:48

smoke is just pouring out of the

01:16:51

hallway at this point

01:16:52

uh you can see and hear that

01:16:55

there is now traffic outside

01:16:56

that is just people are starting

01:16:58

to scream

01:16:59

it is general chaos but you guys

01:17:01

have blown a hall a hole uh

01:17:03

directly outside

01:17:05

the two guards are thrown to the

01:17:08

ground

01:17:08

um everyone's kind of tossed to

01:17:10

the ground at this point

01:17:11

um

01:17:12

yeah but you two are uh are fine

01:17:15

holy shit

01:17:16

i i get up like

01:17:20

did you just nut punch somebody

01:17:23

again

01:17:23

no no i nut punched the

01:17:26

building

01:17:26

yes

01:17:27

all right that's using your

01:17:29

powers for good

01:17:30

all right i'm going to get my

01:17:31

uncle and i just i sprinting

01:17:34

down the smoke-filled

01:17:35

hallways down towards the

01:17:36

conjugal visit room

01:17:37

and i'm just kind of like like

01:17:39

looking around like

01:17:40

all right

01:17:41

um there is nobody is sure

01:17:47

what is going on at this point

01:17:48

the fighting has stopped

01:17:49

uh nobody's going to get in

01:17:51

your way to go grab skylock

01:17:52

because everyone at this point

01:17:53

just thinks the whole freaking

01:17:54

prison's about to explode or

01:17:56

about to collapse

01:17:57

it may very well

01:18:00

uh when you get to uh skylock in

01:18:03

the conjugal visit room

01:18:05

he's like holding on to the

01:18:06

chair he goes

01:18:07

my god what was that

01:18:09

i don't know but i think it

01:18:12

means we can get out of here

01:18:13

now jump on my back you

01:18:14

you hunk a monk

01:18:15

you you can't be serious

01:18:19

yeah just jump on here we got to

01:18:20

get out here we got to get out

01:18:21

of here now

01:18:21

he he jumps onto your back but

01:18:26

because his limbs are so long and

01:18:28

his legs are so long they kind of

01:18:30

just like drape over you and his

01:18:31

feet kind of just drag on the

01:18:32

ground

01:18:33

that's gonna make it harder

01:18:35

but

01:18:36

you need to get out of here

01:18:37

and you are in no shape to do

01:18:39

anything but

01:18:39

be scared

01:18:41

uh yeah

01:18:43

go ahead and carry him out of

01:18:45

this uh out of this here prison

01:18:46

smoke

01:18:51

what is

01:18:53

and he sees captain you up in the

01:18:55

distance just still kind of like

01:18:57

oh

01:18:57

captain

01:18:58

what happened

01:18:59

we blew a hole in the wall we're

01:19:02

getting out of here let's go

01:19:03

and i'm like

01:19:04

you blew a hole in the wall

01:19:06

no no no it was god it was it was a

01:19:09

it was an act of god

01:19:10

now let's get out of here before he

01:19:12

changes his mind

01:19:13

you are not god

01:19:14

me and my ghost blew a hole in the

01:19:16

wall we're getting out of here

01:19:17

nelex let's go

01:19:18

and i'm like like rushing out

01:19:20

duane

01:19:20

now's your last chance

01:19:22

uh duane kind of just chases after

01:19:26

you

01:19:26

um

01:19:27

and it joins you as well

01:19:29

outside of the hole

01:19:30

uh

01:19:31

yeah so the street is just in utter

01:19:36

chaos

01:19:36

people are running everywhere

01:19:37

screaming

01:19:38

uh you can see that parts of the

01:19:40

prison are on fire

01:19:41

uh there are people just streaming

01:19:43

out of the prison

01:19:44

guards

01:19:45

red coat

01:19:46

or red sashes

01:19:47

uh prisoners

01:19:48

just everybody is just kind of

01:19:50

uh running away

01:19:51

at this point

01:19:52

uh you see bugs be

01:19:54

captain that old

01:19:55

old guard of yours or the old

01:19:57

cabin boy

01:19:58

of yours

01:19:58

sun bum

01:19:59

bosun

01:20:00

where's he at

01:20:03

he's running

01:20:04

he he's he just came out of the

01:20:06

prison and he's like

01:20:07

oh

01:20:07

squinting with his tiny little eyes

01:20:09

can i run up to him and kick him

01:20:10

in the legs like how like it's like

01:20:12

someone does when they're running

01:20:13

and chasing someone down

01:20:14

yeah

01:20:16

you can

01:20:17

dude he's a prick he left me

01:20:20

behind

01:20:20

he was going to look for a key

01:20:22

no he wasn't he ran away he said

01:20:25

good luck

01:20:26

you did listen to the podcast so you

01:20:30

probably do remember

01:20:31

i i thought i didn't know that he

01:20:35

said good luck i thought he was

01:20:36

running to

01:20:36

you said go find some keys or

01:20:38

something he said okay and ran

01:20:40

away that's how i thought it

01:20:40

happened

01:20:41

i don't think so

01:20:42

okay either way either way

01:20:44

doesn't matter you're gonna kick him

01:20:45

you kick him and the old guy he

01:20:47

lands on his hands and knees he's

01:20:49

like what

01:20:49

what but smoke is coming out

01:20:52

um you vaguely see

01:20:54

turn swallow kind of like

01:20:56

stumbling out of the hole

01:20:57

and he like turns and looks at the

01:20:59

building and he just

01:21:00

just kind of looks around and

01:21:03

stumbles down the street again

01:21:05

poor deja vu for that guy right

01:21:07

he must think he just came out of

01:21:11

that burning house again

01:21:12

i i pat down my pants and

01:21:14

realize i have a walkie-talkie in

01:21:15

my pocket and i pull it out and i

01:21:18

uh start yelling into it

01:21:21

squish where are you squish

01:21:24

and just as he calls the carriage

01:21:28

pulls up to where the explosion

01:21:30

happened

01:21:31

how did you know we were going to

01:21:33

make a explode this place

01:21:34

i uh well one captain told me

01:21:42

all right

01:21:43

all right

01:21:43

good memory

01:21:44

so are you getting in or not

01:21:47

yeah i guess so

01:21:48

thanks for picking us up

01:21:50

i jump on the back

01:21:53

uh are you uh

01:21:57

as you kind of guys

01:21:58

crawl in there skylock needs a

01:22:00

little bit of help but dwayne stops

01:22:02

at the uh at the side of the

01:22:04

the wagon and he looks up at you

01:22:06

captain and he goes

01:22:06

i i don't i don't think i'm

01:22:09

ready for this whatever

01:22:10

this is i i don't i don't think

01:22:13

i want it

01:22:14

yeah i don't think you're you

01:22:15

want it either

01:22:16

yeah you're not cut out for this

01:22:18

and then i drive you're you're a

01:22:20

brave lad

01:22:21

seek good employment

01:22:23

he had a good job

01:22:28

the wagon runs down the street

01:22:31

the captain is just waving his

01:22:33

hat behind him

01:22:34

and he's just yelling

01:22:35

seek good employment

01:22:38

i'm worried about his

01:22:45

professional career what can i say

01:22:47

well congratulations

01:22:51

you guys escaped the prison

01:22:54

that you broke into

01:22:55

all those weeks ago

01:22:57

and you have skylock

01:22:59

see i knew we would do it

01:23:02

also i feel like uh perhaps

01:23:05

there are repercussions

01:23:06

and i don't think uh

01:23:09

i feel like there was some very

01:23:11

important story points that um

01:23:13

captain just ignored

01:23:15

in his quest for the ghost

01:23:17

like what

01:23:19

well i mean this is out of

01:23:22

character because

01:23:22

i wasn't there

01:23:23

oh

01:23:25

it was a false flag operation

01:23:29

what what are you i'm not sure

01:23:33

what you're talking about

01:23:34

he's talking about the fact that

01:23:36

the people

01:23:37

were wearing red sashes when

01:23:39

they were not in fact red sashes

01:23:41

oh

01:23:42

i mean yeah i was just pretty

01:23:46

concerned about getting our

01:23:47

friends and family out of the

01:23:48

prison

01:23:48

right

01:23:53

you know

01:23:54

i guess i don't know where my

01:23:56

priorities are at

01:23:57

well i'm just saying it's

01:24:02

complicated now because i don't

01:24:04

i

01:24:04

now there's information that i

01:24:06

don't really know but i know it

01:24:08

i know i don't know it in

01:24:11

character but i know it out of

01:24:12

character

01:24:13

oh

01:24:17

yeah okay i mean i think i

01:24:20

i think that's something maybe

01:24:22

you all can discuss at the fort

01:24:23

later when you're decompressing

01:24:25

from all of this

01:24:26

you know you're sitting up there

01:24:28

i could bring up later

01:24:29

and i mean the captain is

01:24:31

regaling us how he not punched

01:24:33

that guy

01:24:33

but he just he just happens

01:24:35

to mention that stuff about the

01:24:36

sashes

01:24:37

what about the sashes i i don't

01:24:39

remember i i thought it just i

01:24:41

thought there was he said

01:24:42

something about the sashes being

01:24:43

associated with baz right

01:24:44

he

01:24:46

i like this conversation because i'm

01:24:48

pretty sure this is how the

01:24:48

captain would be if you asked him

01:24:50

about it like wait they were

01:24:51

wearing red sashes

01:24:52

i'm wearing a red frock i thought

01:24:55

it was just a thing

01:24:56

didn't tawny break these guys out

01:24:58

why would he break out red sashes

01:25:00

yeah what did he did he did i

01:25:03

miss something i don't think i did

01:25:05

well i mean no why don't you ask

01:25:10

paul

01:25:11

paul ah the deus ex machina

01:25:15

the deus ex machina

01:25:18

all right so we ride off into the

01:25:23

sunset right

01:25:23

yes and yeah we're never heard from

01:25:26

again

01:25:26

that was the end

01:25:29

to the drunk fort

01:25:30

what are we gonna do with the

01:25:33

front goal

01:25:33

huh we're gonna return him to his

01:25:36

place

01:25:36

i thought he's

01:25:38

drop him off at his house

01:25:39

we're gonna put him

01:25:40

we're gonna put him back where we

01:25:42

found him

01:25:43

but no he's

01:25:44

he's joining the crew he's gonna

01:25:47

be our like you know

01:25:48

no he's gonna be

01:25:49

veto

01:25:50

he's gonna be our computer guy that's

01:25:52

always on the you know

01:25:53

listen you know

01:25:54

we can't stitch all our ancillary

01:25:56

characters

01:25:57

we can't stitch all of them into

01:25:59

our coats okay we're gonna put

01:26:00

this man back where we found him

01:26:02

in the fucking tincture lab

01:26:03

i think you should join the crew

01:26:08

you know you just want the crew to be

01:26:11

just random people

01:26:12

you invited duane out into the crew

01:26:15

and you knew him for about five

01:26:17

minutes

01:26:17

i wasn't serious

01:26:19

he was a sickly old man though

01:26:21

duane

01:26:23

no

01:26:24

frunkle

01:26:26

oh you know he's got we should put him

01:26:27

down

01:26:28

why did we break him out if we're just

01:26:32

gonna put him down

01:26:32

he's got wisdom

01:26:33

i assume

01:26:35

all right cool

01:26:42

because i love him

01:26:43

well

01:26:52

good job everyone

01:26:54

all right well uh so is that the end of

01:26:59

the session

01:26:59

yeah that's that's everything for now

01:27:03

so next week we'll probably just do

01:27:04

some downtime and then kind of go from

01:27:06

there

01:27:06

good because i've got a lot of stress

01:27:09

you got a lot of stress and uh you got

01:27:12

a lot of points to give out and a

01:27:14

whole bunch of stuff and shit's gonna

01:27:15

come to light because i mean you guys

01:27:18

are living in baz's fort and baz just

01:27:21

tried to throw you in prison now i'm not

01:27:23

trying to spoil anything but we should

01:27:26

move the job fort we should take it and

01:27:30

push it to another spot

01:27:33

we're gonna just carry it to another

01:27:37

roof two blocks over

01:27:39

also i feel like

01:27:40

find it

01:27:41

we're gonna have a lot of heat

01:27:43

after

01:27:44

blowing up

01:27:45

yeah

01:27:46

and blowing up baz

01:27:48

and

01:27:49

all

01:27:50

now see baz is still alive

01:27:53

and i mean technically

01:27:54

you know he kind of he kind of got what he

01:27:57

wanted

01:27:57

general

01:27:58

chaos

01:28:00

although you guys are still alive so i'm

01:28:01

sure that he's not happy about that

01:28:03

yeah because we know his dirty secret

01:28:04

although we don't know we know it yet

01:28:06

we know which we don't know

01:28:10

no no he might just have you know he

01:28:13

he's i'm sure he's got a reasonable

01:28:14

explanation for all this

01:28:16

yeah and we do too for why we blew up

01:28:19

blew up a jail

01:28:20

because it was cool

01:28:23

the stakes are just getting higher and

01:28:25

higher

01:28:25

boats

01:28:27

houses

01:28:27

jails i mean we're gonna have to put

01:28:29

what's next

01:28:30

a building

01:28:32

parliament

01:28:33

yeah

01:28:33

oh my god

01:28:40

what's crazy is that you guys were given that like secret recipe and i was like oh surely they'll use that

01:28:46

no

01:28:47

boom boom sauce

01:28:48

yeah

01:28:49

i forgot where

01:28:50

yeah he did that's how he got a little bit of it

01:28:52

yeah

01:28:52

he's saving the rest for

01:28:54

probably cooking

01:28:55

probably for the parliament

01:28:57

is there a parliament

01:29:00

i'm not sure how the government works here in duskfall

01:29:02

uh it's technically

01:29:04

it's a

01:29:06

technically a monarchy

01:29:08

there's a king

01:29:10

while an emperor

01:29:11

is it baz

01:29:12

no baz is not the emperor

01:29:14

do we have to blow up the emperor

01:29:16

oh my god

01:29:18

that'd be great

01:29:19

i would be so

01:29:20

happy

01:29:21

Thank you.

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