- Crew of the Kahuna

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I think I do need to clarify.

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I may have misunderstood what a conjugal visit was.

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You think it's just a friendly visit?

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Yeah, I thought it was just a visit that we're touching was allowed.

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But when I looked up the word conjugal, it means marital.

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Yeah.

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It's to have sex.

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Yeah, but even then, you were making weird comments before, bud.

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I feel like all the other comments...

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You said, I love my uncle, but in a weird way.

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Everything you said made us believe that you knew what conjugal visits were.

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I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

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We'll play coy with you.

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You shouldn't have sex with your uncle.

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Especially if you're a boy.

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Damn it.

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What the fuck?

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All right.

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So what happened?

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I don't remember.

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Andy, why don't you read the newspaper?

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The newspaper.

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The junk fort journal.

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I didn't see it in there.

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It's a little bit.

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It's a couple messages up.

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Oh, okay.

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The junk fort journal.

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Betrayal, break-ins, and boom-boom sauce?

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After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mistique by Skullock.

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Your friendly potion dispenser and uncle, maybe?

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Two chuckles.

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They found the store ransacked some nudie magazines and Shulock missing.

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They also found a recipe for boom-boom sauce, a condiment explosive that certainly can't backfire on our arson experts.

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They were offered help from Baz to sneak into the prison where Shulock was being held prisoner.

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The captain agreed to get himself arrested, and with Tony's help, get himself a cell next to an old crewmate.

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Squish became a cook at the prison.

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Juckles entered last under the guise of a gongical visit.

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It was then that a bombshell was dropped.

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Not literally, although known this lot.

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Baz had Shulock thrown in prison.

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And now the prison alarms had gone off, and the crew was ironically stuck inside of the prison that they were trying to sneak into.

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How deep is Baz's betrayal?

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How will they get out?

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Will Shuckles ever learn what conjugal means?

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Tune in next time.

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Did you deliberately misspell my name?

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The D is silent.

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I think I spell it differently every time, or I just always spell it Shuckles.

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It's like William Shakespeare did that.

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There's like six different ways Shakespeare spelled his name, apparently.

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We'll just do the same thing.

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All right.

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I guess I'm basically Shakespeare.

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Basically, but with a hat.

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With a hat.

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Shakespeare might have worn a hat at one point.

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How could anybody ever know that?

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He's definitely eaten an onion.

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Oh, yeah.

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Raw.

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I mean, what else did they eat in England?

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Frogs.

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Meat.

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Pudding's made of meat.

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What a terrible place to live.

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That actually sounds pretty good.

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Meat pie?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, anyway.

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Yeah.

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Well, you guys are in prison.

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Just to give everyone a quick reminder, although that newspaper summed it up fairly quickly.

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Yeah.

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Chuckles.

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You're with Scalic in an interrogation room.

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You just got the bomb dropped on you that Baz is the one who threw him in there.

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Squish.

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You're over in the kitchens, kind of in the interior of the main floor.

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And, uh, Captain, you are in a cell, uh, upside down.

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Your token has definitely slipped.

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Just so everybody knows, we're not biologically related.

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Are you telling that to, uh, Skylock?

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No.

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You just scream it as you walk into the conjugal visit.

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We're biologically related.

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Yes, we're figurative uncles.

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To each other.

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You guys are multiple.

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Couple of funcles.

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Uncle Fat Fingers.

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I tried to work that into the newspaper, but it was too many words.

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Uncle Fat Fingers.

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Um, I'm scared.

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Is this in character?

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No, it's both.

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I don't know what's going to happen.

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I don't know why the alarms are going off.

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I imagine.

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So, all three of you in your respective rooms, uh, all of a sudden are hearing just this blaring

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klaxon that's just going off.

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It's coming from the interior of the prison.

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Um, it's just, you know, just a warning bell, uh, around all of you guards start filing up.

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You see them, they're grabbing guns, they're grabbing, uh, their, whatever, they're getting dressed, uh, wherever they may be.

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Uh, and it's just general chaos kind of everywhere.

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Um, you are hearing and seeing people just kind of run back and forth in multiple directions as everyone's trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

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Hey, wait, I have a question.

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Yes.

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Um, did we tell Dee Dee to climb over the tower?

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I remember that being briefly brought up.

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Yes.

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So, Dee Dee was told to climb up the wall and wait for your signal.

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Uh, I don't know if you guys ever decided what a signal was or how you were going to inform Dee Dee of that.

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But, uh, you know, let me, sorry, hold on.

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The curtains open and I keep getting sunlight right in my eyes.

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Watch out for the rabbits.

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Yeah.

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But yes, Dee Dee is there and Dee Dee has heard the alarms go off as well.

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Oh, he's going to be scared.

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Everyone in the general area can hear the alarms going off.

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Can one of us do that?

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The finger whistles?

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I mean, your character could, though.

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This is your chance to be someone you're not.

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No.

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Okay.

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No.

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Captain?

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Does anyone want to roll a...

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Does anyone...

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Can you, Captain?

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What?

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Whistle?

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I learned it on the C.

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Flashback.

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I learned it on C.

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And flashback.

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All right.

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Excellent role play.

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That's the fastest one you've ever seen, isn't it?

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Fastest flashback in the game.

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Pow!

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Family Guy-esque.

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Truly.

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We're done.

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, uh, Captain can, can whistle pretty well.

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Okay.

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I mean, and that could be a signal for the goddamn monkey.

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Oh, okay.

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Is that your flashback?

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You, you taught the monkey to whistle?

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No!

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The monkey's not willing to respond to a whistle.

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All right, Brandon, give me this flashback of you, uh, you telling the monkey what the, what

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the signal is.

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The monkey?

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Dee Dee?

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All right.

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Yeah.

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So, we're sitting in the corner of the, of the, of the, of the shack.

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And I've been working on this for days.

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Um, we're both smoking cigarettes.

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Kind of like all hunched over.

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Kind of like we're like talking it out.

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Like this.

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And, uh, I just keep saying, I just keep, no, it's like this.

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Dee?

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Dee?

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And, uh, he doesn't see, he's not, he keeps trying to run away, but I grab him and put

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another cigarette in his mouth.

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And, no, it's, ee?

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Dee?

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Uh, so, uh, yeah.

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That's, that's the whole flashback.

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He eventually gets it.

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Um.

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Wait, did you teach the monkey to whistle?

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Or did, did you teach the monkey what the whistle meant?

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What the whistle meant.

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He means come.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Very good.

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All right.

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Flashback old.

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All right.

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All right.

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Uh, and next to you, uh, Captain, your, your old shipmate Bugsby, he's like, Captain!

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Captain, do you hear those alarms?

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Hi.

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What do you think they made for?

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Well, I, I don't know, sir, but I'm very alarmed to hear them.

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Oh, that's pretty good.

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You haven't lost your spirit, son.

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Well, let's start banging on the doors and see if these guards will come and tell us what's

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up.

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And I start kicking at the door, banging loudly.

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Um, but I don't think I'm being overheard because of the alarms now that I think about

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it.

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But I keep banging and a lot of the guys, what the hell's going on?

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Uh, squish, uh, in the, in the chef's corner, uh, chef's corner in the kitchen, what it's

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more properly known as, uh, another, uh, one of the other cooks or one of the other workers

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comes in and he goes, come on, let's go.

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We got to go.

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Uh, that's the, uh, that's the alarm bells.

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Are you ready?

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Are you dressed?

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What are they for?

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Why wouldn't I be dressed?

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I'm in the, the cook's, the chef's corner.

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Boots, helmet, guns.

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I'm not a guard.

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And he, uh, he quickly takes you into another room, uh, which is like their, uh, sleeping

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quarters.

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You can kind of see it here on the map.

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You go out from the kitchen into a dining room, into a sleeping corner.

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And he kind of throws open one of his bunks and he throws a helmet at you.

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Uh, and he throws a pair of boots, assuming you're not wearing them.

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Okay.

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I put them on.

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Do I get a weapon?

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Do, how am I supposed to protect myself?

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Go to the rumory.

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I, were you not outfitted?

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Were you not given one on day one?

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No.

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What?

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I think the chef is kind of a drunk.

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Listen, you gotta find something.

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That alarm means that there's some, there's a riot going on inside the prison.

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Oh, okay.

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Where's the, where's the armory?

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Uh, he points directly behind him.

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Uh, and he says, uh, it's in the room directly behind us, but you have to go back out through

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the hallway all the way back to get there.

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So I go out here, out here and all the way around?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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Well, I start doing that.

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Uh, while you're out doing that, uh, another guard comes in, uh, chuckles, two guards come

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in to chuckles and sky lock.

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Now sky lock's pretty beaten up.

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He's an old frail man on the best of days.

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And he's had a pretty rough couple of days.

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Uh, and one of the guards picks him, kind of grabs him.

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And he also grabs you chuckles.

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And he says, every prisoner back in his cell, come on.

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And they start leading you.

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No, not my uncle.

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We're just getting started.

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They pick you up as well.

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Chuckles.

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Uh, and just start.

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It's for your own protection, sir.

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Hurry.

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And they start taking you down this hallway.

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Oh, I am kicking the entire time.

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What?

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I'm, I'm kicking my tiny little feet.

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Can I do that thing where like, I walk right by him as he's getting dragged away in the hallway?

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And you play it cool or you try and help me?

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Nope.

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He's frozen.

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Oh.

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That's a great one too.

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Get a screenshot of that one.

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Oh, he's back.

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No, no, I, uh, I definitely play it cool.

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But I look at you and go, what the?

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What did you do?

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This is bullshit.

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I want my uncle.

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Check his hat for onions.

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What?

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More and more guards are starting to kind of crowd and push into the hallway.

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Chuckles, they turn you down a corner and you actually walk past the captain now.

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Wait.

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You see kind of the general jail cell you're at?

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What the fuck?

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What's going on?

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Do something.

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Oh, kicking.

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Kicking.

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Well, we're all kicking.

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It's not doing anything.

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As, as it just, I imagine this big guard is just has me completely picked up and manhandled.

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I'm just kicking like a, like a child.

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He's kind of like holding you like a disgruntled cat, you know, kind of far away.

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So your kicks don't really reach him.

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If you want to try to struggle and get out of the way though, you're more than welcome to.

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There are two guards though.

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Uh, one with you and one with you.

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I am, I am as impotent as the captain right now.

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I resent that fact.

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It's a little fact.

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I resent it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What the hell is going on here?

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There's a, that, that alarm, the, uh, one talking to you, uh, Shreckles, the guard holding

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you like a, like a naughty kitty, uh, is like, that's the, uh, that's the riot alarm.

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Uh, prisoners are being like, we don't know what's happening.

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I don't know if we're being attacked.

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None of the, none of the, uh, prisoners are out of their cage yet, but those are definitely

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the riot alarms protocols.

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Everyone goes back into their cells.

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Guests included.

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I'm not a prisoner.

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Throw me outside.

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I don't belong here.

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I'm innocent.

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I have rights.

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You could be one of the rioters.

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I am clearly not.

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How could I be one of the rioters?

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I am under control.

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Just throw me out.

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You're screaming, sir.

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I am screaming.

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I'm terrified.

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I don't want to be here.

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I want my uncle.

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Or a phone call.

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Well, they eventually lead you, uh, down.

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Uh, through the prison.

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So I don't know if you guys can all see this, but, uh, you start here in the, uh, upper left-hand

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corner.

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We're sorry.

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Right-hand corner.

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And you zig down and down and down.

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And finally, they put you in a cell right next to Skylock.

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Now, they did lock the door behind them, or shut the door behind them.

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It latched, but it really didn't lock.

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Ah.

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Um, but they did lock Skylock back in.

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Oh.

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Well, he read my mind.

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Uh, so, I do, I do notice it didn't quite, so I did notice it didn't quite latch.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like, they're, they're, they're more worried about everyone else.

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They kind of just slam the door.

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It is a, it is a heavy door.

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Um, but it's not like you, it's, it's, it is unlocked.

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You don't have to.

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Okay.

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Try to unlock it.

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But Skylock is locked in his.

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Um.

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I grab my walkie-talkie.

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Juckles.

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Come in, Juckles.

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What the?

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The hell is that?

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What the hell is that?

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Juckles!

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My pants!

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They know who I am!

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Oh my god, it's the walkie-talkie.

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It's the walkie.

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Hands!

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It's me, Juckles!

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Yes, Juckles, I know.

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What?

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How long have you been able to talk?

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The whole time.

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Oh my god, I've just been sitting on you.

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You've got a lot of stuff.

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Yeah, that's very uncomfortable for me.

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Um, wow.

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Okay, should I take you off now?

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Yes.

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I'm not too-

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Take me over your shoulders.

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No.

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Try that again.

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You want to roll persuasion to see if you can get him to take his pants off?

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No, we're not doing that.

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Yes.

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Yes, I do.

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No.

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I do not consent.

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I do not consent.

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He might not even get it.

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Just relax.

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Oh, for this, uh, I would definitely say, uh, it depends.

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If you're commanding him to do it, that's like you're yelling at him to do it.

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If you try to sway him, that's more of like, you know, sweet talking kind of.

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Oh yeah, no, I'm definitely gonna sway him.

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Come on.

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This is so uncomfortable.

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You, you gotta get a six on this too, by the way.

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I'm nothing, nothing less.

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He does not-

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Wait a second.

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Take off his pants.

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These aren't my pants talking.

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It's just walkie-talkie that I made.

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Hello?

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Who is this?

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The president?

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Yes, this is the president.

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You should take off your pants.

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I hate you.

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That's it.

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No more role-playing with you.

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What do you want?

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How was your time with your uncle?

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Thanks for the help, by the way.

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Yeah, this was all part of the plan.

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What?

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No, it wasn't.

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Oh.

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Was it?

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Yes, you just weren't there.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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All right, well, let me know when it's over.

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Yeah, so what, where are you?

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I'm in jail.

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Yeah, I'm-

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What did you do?

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Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are.

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Uh, I did nothing.

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And also, you didn't help.

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Also, what are you doing?

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I'm going to get a weapon.

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Um, that's pretty cool.

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What kind of weapon?

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I don't know.

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I have to make it to the armory first.

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Would you want me to try to get you one?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Give me something cool, like a mace or something.

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You know what?

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Like a ninja star?

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No, I-

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No, that's-

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No, that's too dangerous.

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For me.

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I'd hurt myself with one of those.

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Bring me like, uh-

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But not with a mace.

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No.

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No.

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I have great mastery of maces, probably.

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I'm sure.

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I have a hundred.

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Like a fist.

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Like a fist.

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Do you want that?

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I-

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I mean, just see what they got and pick the coolest thing for me.

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Okay.

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All right.

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You know what I like, I think, right?

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Now that we've been friends for probably three or four whole days.

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Minions.

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Yes.

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Minions.

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Yes.

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And punching nuts.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yep.

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You know me pretty good.

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And definitely dislike holes in floors.

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Yes.

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I'm pretty upset about that.

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And puns.

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Wait.

00:19:19

This is not going anywhere.

00:19:21

What?

00:19:21

Now what are we going to do?

00:19:22

Have you seen the captain?

00:19:23

Where's the captain?

00:19:25

I saw the captain.

00:19:25

He's in jail, too.

00:19:26

What are we going to do?

00:19:29

Oh.

00:19:34

Squish has frozen.

00:19:40

Everything froze.

00:19:47

Are you-

00:19:50

Are we frozen?

00:19:51

I'm not frozen.

00:19:52

I'm not frozen.

00:19:54

I'm fine.

00:19:54

I'm coloring.

00:19:56

Wow.

00:19:58

What are you coloring?

00:19:59

I made my character blasting a thing with a sword.

00:20:06

That sword is not to scale.

00:20:11

No, but neither am I.

00:20:14

Is Andy ever coming back?

00:20:20

He said his Discord crashed.

00:20:24

Okay.

00:20:29

He's back.

00:20:30

Where were we?

00:20:31

You're back.

00:20:33

Yeah.

00:20:34

So, wait.

00:20:37

All right.

00:20:37

You're going to go to the armory.

00:20:38

And then what?

00:20:39

Bust out the captain?

00:20:41

No, wait.

00:20:42

Come get me first.

00:20:43

I don't know.

00:20:43

The captain can handle it.

00:20:45

He's probably used to prison.

00:20:47

I mean, you're-

00:20:47

Jails.

00:20:47

You're not really a prisoner, though.

00:20:50

So, how are they keeping you there?

00:20:53

I don't know.

00:20:55

But it's-

00:20:55

You're right.

00:20:56

It's unconstitutional.

00:20:57

What?

00:21:04

Is he frozen again?

00:21:06

Yeah.

00:21:06

I just-

00:21:07

I really stump him.

00:21:09

That's a really big constitution question.

00:21:13

Yes.

00:21:14

It's unconstitutional.

00:21:16

No.

00:21:19

No.

00:21:19

He unfroze for a second.

00:21:20

Now he's re-froze.

00:21:24

With a hat.

00:21:24

I feel like I'm in my prison cell drawing on the wall.

00:21:31

There's just chaos going on around you.

00:21:34

And the other-

00:21:36

On one side is your little friend, Bugsby.

00:21:39

The frail old man who can't see very well.

00:21:41

And he has given these gates all his might.

00:21:44

He's just, like, with his frail little arms.

00:21:46

Let me out.

00:21:47

Let me out.

00:21:48

He's trying to, like, grab guards as they run past.

00:21:52

On the opposite side of you, or further down, I should say,

00:21:55

you hear a pretty slurred, but-

00:21:59

Ooh.

00:21:59

Ooh.

00:22:00

Oh, sorry.

00:22:01

That was me.

00:22:02

I was sending a message to Andy.

00:22:03

Get in or go.

00:22:06

It's a thumbs up.

00:22:06

You hear this slurred voice going,

00:22:12

I recognize that voice.

00:22:14

That melodic singing.

00:22:16

Sir?

00:22:17

Hello?

00:22:18

Are you-

00:22:21

Are you that-

00:22:22

That pirate?

00:22:23

What?

00:22:26

Who is this?

00:22:27

I'm busy.

00:22:27

It's Churn Swallow.

00:22:29

Ah, no.

00:22:32

No, it's definitely not me, then.

00:22:33

Oh.

00:22:35

I don't even know how many days I've been here.

00:22:39

Last thing I remember is

00:22:40

a party and

00:22:42

the explosion.

00:22:44

You were pretty wasted.

00:22:47

Even by my standards, lad.

00:22:49

I thought you weren't there.

00:22:53

I wasn't.

00:22:54

Or was I?

00:23:04

Do you know what's going on?

00:23:05

Do you know what's going on?

00:23:05

Can you hear anything?

00:23:06

It seems like the alarms are going off,

00:23:09

and we're both in prison.

00:23:10

Um, how are you?

00:23:14

Not well.

00:23:15

Not well.

00:23:15

And, uh, you hear this kind of, like,

00:23:17

bleh,

00:23:19

retching sound

00:23:20

in the corner of his prison cell.

00:23:22

Are you still drunk?

00:23:24

Oh, he's gone.

00:23:30

I don't think so,

00:23:32

but I've been drunk for so...

00:23:34

bleh, bleh, bleh.

00:23:35

My God.

00:23:37

I think you might be hungover, lad.

00:23:41

You know what helps that?

00:23:45

Some whiskey.

00:23:46

And I've got some.

00:23:48

The guards thought they got it all,

00:23:51

but they didn't look everywhere.

00:23:52

It's just an entire bottle of Ten High.

00:23:57

Do you have a peg leg

00:23:59

that's, uh,

00:24:00

like a flask?

00:24:01

I wish.

00:24:04

That would make this hiding

00:24:04

that's a lot easier.

00:24:05

It explains the limping.

00:24:07

Yes, it sure does.

00:24:15

It sure does.

00:24:16

Anywho.

00:24:18

So are you just,

00:24:20

you're just in prison,

00:24:21

uh, in your cell,

00:24:22

just kind of singing

00:24:23

and drawing to yourself?

00:24:25

Yeah, well,

00:24:26

it's like I got nothing

00:24:27

the better to do.

00:24:28

Oh!

00:24:29

I've got the cat!

00:24:30

Paul!

00:24:32

How's he doing?

00:24:37

Yes?

00:24:37

How you doing?

00:24:39

I just remembered

00:24:40

you're still on my shoulder.

00:24:42

It's very

00:24:43

damp

00:24:44

and dark

00:24:46

and hot in here.

00:24:47

Sewn into your lining.

00:24:49

You can't feel heat.

00:24:51

You're a weight of wood.

00:24:52

Like wicker.

00:24:54

Stone

00:24:57

wood.

00:24:58

Oh.

00:24:58

Fair.

00:24:59

You got me there.

00:25:03

Did you say

00:25:06

or wicker?

00:25:06

I like wicker.

00:25:09

You thought the cat

00:25:11

was made of wicker?

00:25:11

Wood.

00:25:14

Like wicker.

00:25:15

From the cell next to you,

00:25:18

you hear this, uh,

00:25:19

this,

00:25:20

hear this little,

00:25:20

like,

00:25:21

thump

00:25:22

as, uh,

00:25:23

as, uh,

00:25:23

Bugsby's thrown himself

00:25:24

against the,

00:25:25

the door of the prison cell.

00:25:27

Bugsby!

00:25:28

Knock it off!

00:25:29

Just relax.

00:25:31

We'll get out of this.

00:25:32

The old captain's here.

00:25:35

I've got a plan.

00:25:36

Uh,

00:25:36

when you say I got a plan,

00:25:39

uh,

00:25:40

a guard rushes in,

00:25:41

uh,

00:25:42

and he,

00:25:43

the two guards that are already in there,

00:25:45

kind of like,

00:25:46

you know,

00:25:47

wow,

00:25:47

what did he do?

00:25:48

and they don't recognize

00:25:49

and a scuffle breaks out.

00:25:51

Uh,

00:25:52

this single man,

00:25:53

uh,

00:25:53

is huge,

00:25:54

tall,

00:25:55

uh,

00:25:56

bald-headed,

00:25:57

no neck,

00:25:58

uh,

00:25:58

scars on his face

00:26:00

and he manages to punch

00:26:02

one of the,

00:26:03

uh,

00:26:03

the guards just straight out,

00:26:04

just TKO,

00:26:06

falls over,

00:26:07

uh,

00:26:08

the other one starts scuffling,

00:26:09

but eventually he gets the upper hand,

00:26:11

uh,

00:26:11

and ties up the single guard

00:26:13

with a rope.

00:26:14

He turns around

00:26:15

and it's Tawny.

00:26:16

Tawny!

00:26:18

Tawny!

00:26:18

About time,

00:26:21

lad.

00:26:21

Let's get going.

00:26:22

Can you help me out?

00:26:23

He,

00:26:25

uh,

00:26:25

kind of wanders up to your,

00:26:27

to your cage

00:26:27

and,

00:26:28

uh,

00:26:28

gives you a good look over

00:26:30

and frees the,

00:26:32

uh,

00:26:32

the,

00:26:32

uh,

00:26:33

people around you.

00:26:35

He goes first up to,

00:26:36

uh,

00:26:36

these two thugs

00:26:37

that are just in between,

00:26:38

uh,

00:26:39

and just opens up their cages,

00:26:40

lets them out.

00:26:41

Uh,

00:26:42

he lets Turn Swallow out,

00:26:43

but Turn Swallow doesn't leave

00:26:44

because Turn Swallow is just

00:26:45

just staring at the door,

00:26:47

kind of dazed.

00:26:47

Uh,

00:26:48

he lets,

00:26:48

uh,

00:26:49

Bugsby out,

00:26:50

your little frail old man,

00:26:51

uh,

00:26:52

but he just kind of looks at you,

00:26:53

Captain,

00:26:53

and he goes,

00:26:54

the plan was never to let you out.

00:26:56

Oh,

00:26:58

how dare you?

00:27:02

Yeah,

00:27:03

you better not let me out.

00:27:05

Uh,

00:27:05

the best plan you've had all day

00:27:08

is not letting me out.

00:27:09

Uh,

00:27:11

and as he walks away,

00:27:12

and as he walks away,

00:27:12

two of the thugs,

00:27:13

I always hated the name Tony.

00:27:14

Two of the thugs follow him,

00:27:17

uh,

00:27:18

but not before taking the,

00:27:20

uh,

00:27:20

shirts and,

00:27:21

uh,

00:27:22

you know,

00:27:22

guards uniform off the two,

00:27:24

uh,

00:27:25

men that were knocked out

00:27:27

and tossing them in the jail cells

00:27:29

and locking them up.

00:27:30

Wow.

00:27:34

This looks dire.

00:27:35

What about Bugsby?

00:27:37

Is he not going to let me out?

00:27:38

Bugsby!

00:27:39

I'm your captain!

00:27:40

Uh,

00:27:45

he kind of,

00:27:46

Bugsby turns and he looks at you

00:27:48

and he goes,

00:27:48

what do you expect me to do?

00:27:50

Open the door!

00:27:52

I don't have a key!

00:27:54

Go get it!

00:27:57

Good thought, sir!

00:28:00

And he runs out,

00:28:01

and you hear his little feet

00:28:02

patter down the hallway.

00:28:03

I think I remembered

00:28:05

why I was laughing that day!

00:28:07

What does,

00:28:10

what does Bugsby look like?

00:28:11

I imagine he looks kind of like,

00:28:14

no, go ahead.

00:28:15

Kind of like,

00:28:16

no, go ahead.

00:28:16

Tell me what you think.

00:28:17

I was thinking he looks like

00:28:19

Bugs,

00:28:20

Bugsby the rabbit

00:28:21

if he was just,

00:28:22

like,

00:28:22

humanoid.

00:28:23

Isn't Bugsby the rabbit

00:28:26

already

00:28:26

humanoid?

00:28:27

Well,

00:28:28

if he was an actual human.

00:28:29

Oh.

00:28:30

You know.

00:28:30

I,

00:28:34

I don't,

00:28:35

I don't,

00:28:35

who is Bugsby the rabbit?

00:28:37

I just got a picture

00:28:37

of Bugs Bunny

00:28:38

and then a dead rabbit.

00:28:39

Bugs B.

00:28:41

Bugs B

00:28:42

with a B-U-B-S-Y.

00:28:44

From the

00:28:45

Sega Genesis?

00:28:46

Yeah.

00:28:48

No,

00:28:50

this is,

00:28:50

this picture is,

00:28:51

no,

00:28:51

Boo dressed up as a,

00:28:54

as a rabbit?

00:28:57

No,

00:28:58

he's dressed up as a pirate.

00:28:59

Uh,

00:29:02

he is a very kind of

00:29:04

shrunken,

00:29:05

like,

00:29:05

sun-aged guy.

00:29:06

Long hair,

00:29:07

lots of wrinkles,

00:29:08

uh,

00:29:09

and he kind of squints

00:29:10

and he gives the impression

00:29:12

that he squints

00:29:12

both because,

00:29:13

you know,

00:29:14

he actually can't see

00:29:16

but also,

00:29:16

you know,

00:29:17

he's just so old

00:29:19

that his face is kind of

00:29:20

just formed that way.

00:29:21

So,

00:29:21

constantly.

00:29:23

You ever see old people

00:29:24

like that?

00:29:24

He's like a bum.

00:29:25

Super wrinkled,

00:29:26

super tan.

00:29:26

Like a bum.

00:29:28

He's a bum.

00:29:29

Like a beach bum.

00:29:32

Yeah.

00:29:34

Bugs be on my target now.

00:29:35

I'm coming for him.

00:29:37

You got a list over there?

00:29:38

What?

00:29:40

No.

00:29:40

No,

00:29:40

I'm just like,

00:29:42

I've added him to my target,

00:29:44

see?

00:29:44

Oh,

00:29:46

I see you really put that

00:29:48

description of beach bum

00:29:49

to,

00:29:50

to use.

00:29:50

I'm glad we clarified.

00:29:53

his looks.

00:29:54

Squish,

00:29:59

are you back?

00:29:59

I hear you laughing,

00:30:00

but I don't see you.

00:30:01

Yeah.

00:30:01

Yeah,

00:30:02

I'm back.

00:30:02

I don't know,

00:30:02

my camera won't turn on.

00:30:04

Okay,

00:30:04

that's fine.

00:30:05

All right,

00:30:07

that's fine.

00:30:07

Are you there?

00:30:11

So,

00:30:16

Squish,

00:30:17

have you made your way

00:30:17

to the armor yet?

00:30:18

Ah,

00:30:20

he's back.

00:30:21

I think I did.

00:30:22

Oh,

00:30:22

I think so.

00:30:24

I think in the time

00:30:25

that we've been yakking,

00:30:26

I didn't mean to interrupt.

00:30:27

Are you guys done

00:30:28

with your

00:30:28

enlightening conversation

00:30:30

about

00:30:30

what weapon

00:30:31

to get?

00:30:32

Yeah.

00:30:35

Yeah,

00:30:36

something cool.

00:30:37

Maybe with acid.

00:30:40

nothing cooking related.

00:30:45

All right,

00:30:45

so,

00:30:46

yeah,

00:30:47

in this upper right-hand corner

00:30:48

is the armory.

00:30:51

There are shields,

00:30:51

there are bludgeons,

00:30:52

there are,

00:30:53

like,

00:30:54

you know,

00:30:55

swords,

00:30:55

there are a wide variety

00:30:57

of weapons,

00:30:58

small guns,

00:30:59

big guns.

00:30:59

it's kind of a free-for-all,

00:31:00

but there are other people

00:31:02

in there,

00:31:02

and they are also,

00:31:03

like,

00:31:03

putting weapons on themselves

00:31:05

and arming themselves.

00:31:07

All right,

00:31:08

I would like to grab

00:31:10

a lawn rifle

00:31:11

and a bludgeon.

00:31:12

Okay.

00:31:14

And...

00:31:19

Are those names

00:31:21

of weapons

00:31:21

in the game

00:31:22

or something?

00:31:22

I know,

00:31:26

I can,

00:31:26

I know I can have

00:31:27

a lawn rifle,

00:31:28

or I think

00:31:29

it's a big gun.

00:31:30

Oh,

00:31:30

that's right,

00:31:30

you're a hound.

00:31:31

Yeah.

00:31:32

So it's better

00:31:34

for me to...

00:31:36

Yes,

00:31:36

to have a,

00:31:37

a longer one

00:31:39

and a bludgeon,

00:31:39

right?

00:31:40

Are you,

00:31:40

just one of the

00:31:41

standard issue ones

00:31:42

that you saw

00:31:42

earlier?

00:31:43

Can I,

00:31:44

can I,

00:31:45

like,

00:31:45

do a survey roll

00:31:47

and see if there's any

00:31:48

cool-looking ones?

00:31:49

Yeah,

00:31:51

go ahead.

00:31:51

Well,

00:31:57

nope.

00:31:58

No,

00:31:59

they all look

00:32:00

pretty boring.

00:32:00

They get one

00:32:01

that's just

00:32:02

beaten up

00:32:03

and old

00:32:04

and rusty.

00:32:05

It's kind of,

00:32:06

it's kind of like

00:32:06

the one they give

00:32:07

newbies,

00:32:07

you know,

00:32:08

the training bludgeon.

00:32:09

It's a level

00:32:11

one maze.

00:32:11

A maze?

00:32:13

A level one,

00:32:13

level one bludge.

00:32:15

Level one bludgeon.

00:32:16

It's like a,

00:32:17

a cudgel.

00:32:18

What's a cudgel?

00:32:20

Or a truncheon.

00:32:21

Somewhere between

00:32:22

a truncheon

00:32:23

and a cudgel.

00:32:24

still.

00:32:24

You know,

00:32:27

like kind of,

00:32:28

but not quite a baton.

00:32:29

Also not a shillelagh.

00:32:34

Not a shillelagh.

00:32:36

Can I

00:32:37

take the bludgeon

00:32:39

and put some of the

00:32:39

boom boom sauce on it?

00:32:40

Sure.

00:32:42

I keep forgetting

00:32:44

about that.

00:32:45

That's a bold move.

00:32:48

Now,

00:32:48

do you have all of it?

00:32:49

Because it was just

00:32:50

one vial.

00:32:51

So are you going to

00:32:52

use all of it on this?

00:32:53

No,

00:32:54

I just want to put

00:32:55

like a couple drops.

00:32:56

Okay.

00:32:57

It's more of an experiment

00:32:59

than anything.

00:32:59

Sure.

00:33:01

All right.

00:33:04

So you put this

00:33:05

strange kind of

00:33:06

slightly glowing

00:33:07

orange liquid

00:33:08

on the top

00:33:09

of this training cudgel.

00:33:10

Yeah,

00:33:10

but it's more

00:33:11

slightly of sriracha,

00:33:12

which is pleasant.

00:33:13

I mean,

00:33:14

yeah,

00:33:15

you know,

00:33:15

like it's good on fish.

00:33:16

Yeah.

00:33:17

Okay.

00:33:18

So then I get

00:33:20

armed up

00:33:21

and I go out

00:33:23

to

00:33:23

I just kind of

00:33:26

fight

00:33:27

like

00:33:28

go through

00:33:29

and see where

00:33:29

all the other guards

00:33:30

are going

00:33:30

and I kind of

00:33:31

follow them.

00:33:31

Yeah.

00:33:34

So they are kind of

00:33:35

just streaming out

00:33:35

all over the place.

00:33:36

It's general chaos.

00:33:38

You just hear people

00:33:39

shouting and giving

00:33:40

orders and it's

00:33:42

just it's kind of

00:33:42

the middle.

00:33:43

Well,

00:33:43

not the middle

00:33:44

of the night,

00:33:44

but it is

00:33:45

later in the evening.

00:33:46

everyone is kind of

00:33:47

then I get back

00:33:48

on the walkie

00:33:49

and ask God

00:33:50

ask Juggles

00:33:51

Juggles

00:33:52

Juggles

00:33:53

Yep.

00:33:53

Juggles here.

00:33:53

Where did you

00:33:56

where were you

00:33:57

taken

00:33:57

to a jail cell?

00:33:59

That does not

00:34:01

help.

00:34:01

Can you

00:34:02

tell me where

00:34:04

you were

00:34:04

after I saw you

00:34:05

disappear?

00:34:05

I look around

00:34:06

while it's dark

00:34:08

a lot of concrete

00:34:10

not there are

00:34:11

some bars here.

00:34:12

How did you

00:34:14

get there?

00:34:14

The guard

00:34:15

picked me up

00:34:16

and I was

00:34:18

struggling

00:34:18

but I couldn't

00:34:19

get him to

00:34:19

drive me.

00:34:19

I saw you

00:34:21

flailing like

00:34:22

a cat.

00:34:22

Yes,

00:34:23

a naughty

00:34:23

cat.

00:34:23

Yeah.

00:34:24

And where

00:34:26

did he take

00:34:27

you from there?

00:34:27

Give me directions

00:34:28

how to get there.

00:34:29

He took me

00:34:31

to the basement.

00:34:32

Okay.

00:34:37

I run back

00:34:38

in the arm

00:34:38

and go

00:34:39

where's the

00:34:39

basement

00:34:39

to the guard

00:34:40

that's in there

00:34:41

or to any

00:34:42

of the guards

00:34:42

that are in there.

00:34:43

They kind of

00:34:45

stare at you

00:34:46

and they all

00:34:46

kind of

00:34:46

shouting directions

00:34:48

but from what

00:34:49

you get from it

00:34:49

you have to go

00:34:50

oops

00:34:52

sorry

00:34:53

you have to go

00:34:57

back from

00:34:58

the way you came

00:34:59

back down that

00:34:59

hallway

00:35:00

but instead of

00:35:01

going towards

00:35:02

the kitchens

00:35:02

you're going to

00:35:03

go down the

00:35:04

other hallway

00:35:04

that's at the

00:35:05

bottom of the

00:35:05

screen

00:35:05

and then

00:35:07

go back up

00:35:08

you're basically

00:35:09

going to the

00:35:09

right hand corner

00:35:10

of the screen

00:35:11

upper right hand

00:35:12

corner but you

00:35:12

have to go

00:35:13

all the way

00:35:13

around.

00:35:14

Okay well I

00:35:15

start doing that.

00:35:15

All right and

00:35:17

while you do that

00:35:17

as you start

00:35:20

running you run

00:35:21

into just a

00:35:22

mixture of some

00:35:23

people who

00:35:24

absolutely seem

00:35:25

like guards

00:35:25

and they're

00:35:27

dressed very

00:35:28

properly and

00:35:28

then some

00:35:29

people who are

00:35:29

just very dirty

00:35:30

and also dressed

00:35:31

like guards

00:35:32

and they're all

00:35:33

kind of just

00:35:33

generally shoving

00:35:34

and whatnot

00:35:35

kind of pushing

00:35:38

each other in the

00:35:38

way there are

00:35:38

some fights

00:35:39

breaking out

00:35:40

just general

00:35:40

scuffles between

00:35:41

different groups

00:35:42

of people

00:35:42

as you go

00:35:44

down this

00:35:45

hallway on the

00:35:46

left hand side

00:35:46

that is fairly

00:35:48

empty except

00:35:49

for the two

00:35:52

people in the

00:35:53

cells that have

00:35:54

been tied out

00:35:54

one's knocked

00:35:55

up

00:35:55

turn swallow

00:35:58

who's just

00:35:59

laying there

00:36:00

wait did I

00:36:01

see did I

00:36:02

see Tawny

00:36:03

as I walked

00:36:04

or ran

00:36:05

through

00:36:05

you might

00:36:07

have but

00:36:07

honestly there's

00:36:08

so many people

00:36:09

out and so

00:36:10

many people

00:36:10

dressed as

00:36:11

guards at

00:36:11

this moment

00:36:12

that you

00:36:12

can't you

00:36:13

couldn't really

00:36:14

tell

00:36:14

because like the

00:36:18

hallways are just

00:36:19

kind of filling up

00:36:20

at this point

00:36:20

okay with people

00:36:22

pushing and

00:36:22

shoving and

00:36:23

trying to figure

00:36:23

out what's going

00:36:24

on all right

00:36:25

so I walked

00:36:26

by and I

00:36:26

or I walked

00:36:27

down that

00:36:28

other hallway

00:36:29

and see

00:36:29

what again

00:36:30

you're gonna

00:36:32

see one

00:36:32

guard that's

00:36:33

one undressed

00:36:34

man that's

00:36:35

knocked out

00:36:36

and put in a

00:36:36

cell one

00:36:37

man undressed

00:36:38

tied and put

00:36:39

in a cell

00:36:40

turn swallow

00:36:41

who's just

00:36:42

kind of staring

00:36:42

dazedly at an

00:36:43

open door and

00:36:44

the captain

00:36:45

okay

00:36:47

captain

00:36:49

yarr

00:36:51

how do I

00:36:53

get you out

00:36:53

of there

00:36:53

I don't

00:36:55

know

00:36:56

okay so I

00:36:58

go in

00:36:58

and I

00:36:59

I line up

00:37:02

my mace with

00:37:02

the boom

00:37:03

boom sauce on

00:37:04

it

00:37:04

and I hit

00:37:06

the lock

00:37:07

wait

00:37:07

can you say

00:37:08

something cool

00:37:08

first like a

00:37:09

one liner

00:37:09

boom goes

00:37:15

the dynamite

00:37:16

and I

00:37:20

got what you

00:37:20

wanted are you

00:37:21

happy

00:37:21

unsatisfied

00:37:23

just like my

00:37:25

conjugal visit

00:37:26

okay so I'm

00:37:32

gonna assume this

00:37:32

is a wreck

00:37:33

sort of action

00:37:34

because you're

00:37:34

just like

00:37:34

smacking it

00:37:35

and hitting it

00:37:36

right

00:37:36

yeah

00:37:37

I'm gonna

00:37:38

give you

00:37:39

I'm gonna

00:37:41

give you a

00:37:41

plus one

00:37:42

for the

00:37:43

boom boom

00:37:43

sauce and

00:37:44

then you

00:37:45

can also get

00:37:46

another plus

00:37:46

one because

00:37:47

of the really

00:37:47

cool pun

00:37:48

what was the

00:37:51

pun

00:37:51

boom goes

00:37:54

the dynamite

00:37:55

boom boom

00:37:57

sauce

00:37:58

without trying

00:37:59

to take a

00:37:59

die away

00:38:00

from me

00:38:00

listen it's

00:38:02

always more

00:38:03

effective if

00:38:03

you have a

00:38:04

good one

00:38:04

liner when

00:38:05

you do it

00:38:05

yeah but he

00:38:06

didn't

00:38:07

all right

00:38:08

so risky

00:38:09

standard

00:38:10

yeah

00:38:11

well I

00:38:16

could have

00:38:16

went worse

00:38:17

and did you

00:38:19

include the

00:38:20

two pluses

00:38:20

plus twos

00:38:21

yeah I have

00:38:22

zero in

00:38:23

right

00:38:23

oh okay so

00:38:24

it's five

00:38:25

yeah

00:38:25

yeah

00:38:26

yeah so

00:38:27

you smack

00:38:29

the

00:38:29

the

00:38:30

guard

00:38:32

the jail

00:38:33

cell

00:38:33

tell me how

00:38:35

it explodes

00:38:35

so it's

00:38:38

more of like

00:38:39

I hit it

00:38:39

and it

00:38:40

brings my

00:38:40

hands

00:38:41

I'm gonna

00:38:42

but like

00:38:43

you can see

00:38:44

the boom boom

00:38:45

juice was

00:38:45

left over

00:38:46

on it

00:38:46

like it

00:38:48

was kind

00:38:49

of like

00:38:49

you know

00:38:49

like

00:38:49

blubber

00:38:50

just kind

00:38:51

of like

00:38:52

it hits

00:38:52

something

00:38:52

it sticks

00:38:53

but comes

00:38:54

off of

00:38:54

what it

00:38:55

hit

00:38:55

yeah

00:38:56

yeah

00:38:56

and it

00:38:58

worked its

00:38:58

way into

00:38:59

the lock

00:38:59

and then she

00:38:59

goes

00:39:00

it's not

00:39:01

a big boom

00:39:02

it's a small

00:39:03

boom

00:39:03

it's not a

00:39:04

boom boom

00:39:04

it's a boom

00:39:05

so you really

00:39:07

embarrassed yourself

00:39:08

by just like

00:39:09

but it's

00:39:10

still just

00:39:12

and open

00:39:13

yeah

00:39:14

yeah

00:39:15

it's very

00:39:17

anticlimactic

00:39:18

honestly

00:39:19

for the

00:39:19

for the

00:39:22

the amount

00:39:23

of work

00:39:23

but uh

00:39:24

captain

00:39:24

what do you

00:39:24

do

00:39:24

the door

00:39:25

is open

00:39:26

I

00:39:27

I rush

00:39:28

out

00:39:29

squish

00:39:29

where's

00:39:31

that

00:39:31

cabin

00:39:31

boy

00:39:32

of mine

00:39:32

don't

00:39:34

worry

00:39:34

about

00:39:34

him

00:39:34

we gotta

00:39:35

go get

00:39:36

juffles

00:39:36

right

00:39:39

my true

00:39:40

cabin

00:39:40

boy

00:39:41

you

00:39:41

bud

00:39:42

you

00:39:42

you

00:39:43

lads

00:39:43

you are

00:39:44

my new

00:39:45

my new

00:39:46

crew

00:39:46

that

00:39:46

that

00:39:47

traitor

00:39:48

yeah

00:39:50

we're

00:39:51

your new

00:39:51

crew

00:39:52

let's

00:39:53

we

00:39:54

we

00:39:54

run

00:39:54

and I

00:39:57

start running

00:39:58

away

00:39:58

no

00:40:00

which

00:40:01

direction

00:40:01

captain

00:40:02

we gotta

00:40:02

go get

00:40:03

juggles

00:40:03

all right

00:40:04

I'm back

00:40:05

I'm back

00:40:06

I'm back

00:40:06

yes

00:40:07

he's in

00:40:08

the basement

00:40:09

sorry I'm

00:40:10

just I'm

00:40:10

so excited

00:40:11

to be able

00:40:11

let out of

00:40:12

that caved

00:40:13

cage

00:40:13

and uh

00:40:14

you know

00:40:16

I had nothing

00:40:16

really too much

00:40:17

to do in there

00:40:17

so I

00:40:18

so you got

00:40:19

drunk

00:40:20

I am

00:40:23

I'm working

00:40:23

on it

00:40:24

it's part of

00:40:24

my arm

00:40:24

how did

00:40:26

you even

00:40:27

get

00:40:27

liquor

00:40:28

into it

00:40:29

well

00:40:30

you never

00:40:31

know

00:40:31

I got

00:40:32

the tiger

00:40:32

in there

00:40:32

too

00:40:33

see

00:40:33

say hello

00:40:34

Paul

00:40:34

that is

00:40:36

my lion

00:40:37

by the way

00:40:37

no you

00:40:38

have the

00:40:39

monkey

00:40:39

I get

00:40:39

the lion

00:40:40

come on

00:40:40

be fair

00:40:41

do you

00:40:44

want the

00:40:45

monkey

00:40:45

no

00:40:46

no

00:40:47

no

00:40:47

no

00:40:47

no

00:40:47

take

00:40:48

back

00:40:48

sees

00:40:48

and

00:40:49

chuckles

00:40:50

gets the

00:40:50

labrador

00:40:50

the

00:40:55

labrador

00:40:56

yeah

00:40:58

um

00:40:59

so we're

00:40:59

all we

00:41:00

all we're

00:41:00

all even

00:41:01

steven

00:41:01

let's go

00:41:02

all right

00:41:04

let's go

00:41:05

oh god

00:41:07

this place

00:41:07

is massive

00:41:08

all right

00:41:09

uh

00:41:10

before you

00:41:10

start heading

00:41:10

down the

00:41:11

stairs

00:41:11

we're gonna

00:41:11

quickly go

00:41:12

over to

00:41:13

uh

00:41:13

to chuckles

00:41:14

uh

00:41:15

what have

00:41:15

you been

00:41:15

doing

00:41:16

after your

00:41:16

last uh

00:41:17

visit with

00:41:18

uh

00:41:18

or call

00:41:18

from

00:41:19

mostly

00:41:20

just

00:41:20

pacing

00:41:21

and not

00:41:22

really

00:41:22

knowing

00:41:23

what uh

00:41:24

i'm gonna

00:41:24

do here

00:41:25

and um

00:41:27

yeah just

00:41:29

just walking

00:41:30

back and

00:41:30

forth

00:41:30

and

00:41:32

you know

00:41:33

is there a

00:41:34

bed in the

00:41:35

cell there

00:41:35

must be

00:41:35

right because

00:41:36

people sleep

00:41:36

there

00:41:37

yeah it's

00:41:39

a it's a

00:41:39

like a

00:41:40

wooden kind

00:41:41

of built

00:41:42

out but

00:41:42

it's not

00:41:42

very big

00:41:43

but yeah

00:41:43

there's a

00:41:44

bed

00:41:44

is there a

00:41:44

pillow for

00:41:45

the bed

00:41:45

no there's

00:41:47

not a

00:41:48

pillow

00:41:48

no that

00:41:49

sucks

00:41:49

so uh

00:41:52

yeah and

00:41:53

then after

00:41:54

a while i

00:41:54

kind of lose

00:41:55

my temper

00:41:55

because i'm

00:41:56

just scared

00:41:56

and alone

00:41:57

and i

00:41:57

start banging

00:41:58

on the

00:41:59

the door

00:42:00

or the

00:42:00

gate

00:42:00

the and

00:42:03

i realized

00:42:03

that it

00:42:04

did not

00:42:04

latch

00:42:04

and i'm

00:42:05

like well

00:42:06

that's

00:42:06

that's

00:42:07

weird

00:42:08

and i

00:42:10

open it

00:42:10

and stick

00:42:11

my head

00:42:11

out and

00:42:12

look around

00:42:12

um is

00:42:14

it chaos

00:42:14

down here

00:42:15

not

00:42:17

quite

00:42:18

uh

00:42:18

these are

00:42:19

where they

00:42:19

hold

00:42:20

the more

00:42:21

uh

00:42:21

severe

00:42:22

prisoners

00:42:22

or serious

00:42:23

ones

00:42:23

uh

00:42:24

so there

00:42:24

are still

00:42:25

guards here

00:42:25

they haven't

00:42:26

left their

00:42:26

posts yet

00:42:26

but they

00:42:27

are very

00:42:27

agitated

00:42:27

and very

00:42:28

nervous

00:42:28

what did

00:42:29

shylock do

00:42:30

god damn

00:42:31

and i say

00:42:32

uh

00:42:33

there's

00:42:33

hello

00:42:33

there are

00:42:34

three of

00:42:34

them in

00:42:35

like your

00:42:35

immediate

00:42:35

area

00:42:36

one of the

00:42:37

guards turns

00:42:38

and points

00:42:38

at you

00:42:38

and says

00:42:38

hey

00:42:39

back in

00:42:40

your cell

00:42:40

no no

00:42:41

this is

00:42:41

a misunderstanding

00:42:42

i'm not

00:42:43

supposed to

00:42:43

be here

00:42:44

i'm innocent

00:42:45

you see

00:42:46

oh and i'm

00:42:48

sure that's

00:42:49

what everyone

00:42:49

says go

00:42:50

back in

00:42:51

your cell

00:42:51

before i

00:42:51

lock it

00:42:52

for you

00:42:52

well that

00:42:54

doesn't make

00:42:54

sense

00:42:55

he uh

00:42:58

he kind of

00:42:58

turns uh

00:42:59

and walks

00:43:00

down there

00:43:00

and he puts

00:43:01

he's on the

00:43:01

other side of

00:43:02

the bars

00:43:02

and he

00:43:03

shoves it

00:43:03

closed and

00:43:03

he goes

00:43:04

this is

00:43:04

protocol

00:43:05

this is

00:43:05

to keep

00:43:06

you safe

00:43:06

uh

00:43:07

if you

00:43:08

can't be

00:43:09

safe or

00:43:10

keep

00:43:10

yourself

00:43:10

safe

00:43:10

i will

00:43:11

lock

00:43:11

you in

00:43:12

here

00:43:12

oh i

00:43:13

see

00:43:13

so you

00:43:15

know that

00:43:15

i'm

00:43:15

innocent

00:43:16

does it

00:43:19

matter

00:43:19

uh

00:43:20

do you

00:43:20

hear what's

00:43:21

going on

00:43:21

above you

00:43:21

and you

00:43:22

can kind

00:43:22

of hear

00:43:23

a lot

00:43:23

of like

00:43:23

thunderous

00:43:24

footsteps

00:43:24

above you

00:43:25

and just

00:43:25

general

00:43:26

shouting

00:43:26

yeah i

00:43:26

hear a lot

00:43:27

of footsteps

00:43:27

and shouting

00:43:28

uh what's

00:43:29

what let's

00:43:30

just pretend

00:43:30

like i don't

00:43:31

know what's

00:43:31

going on up

00:43:32

there what

00:43:32

would you

00:43:32

tell me

00:43:33

then

00:43:33

those are

00:43:37

riot alarms

00:43:37

there's a

00:43:38

riot up

00:43:38

there something's

00:43:39

going on

00:43:40

that's

00:43:40

strange

00:43:41

this is

00:43:42

strange

00:43:42

what's

00:43:46

strange

00:43:46

coincidence

00:43:47

well no this

00:43:47

is just my

00:43:48

one day

00:43:49

in ever

00:43:50

that i've

00:43:51

visited my

00:43:51

incarcerated

00:43:52

uncle

00:43:52

uh for

00:43:54

some

00:43:54

family time

00:43:55

and

00:43:57

it's weird

00:43:57

that's just a

00:43:58

riot the day

00:43:58

that i

00:43:59

i came here

00:44:00

it's just

00:44:02

uh it's all

00:44:02

it's a big

00:44:03

coincidence that's

00:44:03

all that's all

00:44:04

i'm saying it's

00:44:05

weird it's a

00:44:06

really makes you

00:44:07

think

00:44:07

the guard kind

00:44:12

of just

00:44:12

stares at you

00:44:13

for a little

00:44:13

bit and he

00:44:14

goes

00:44:14

world's made

00:44:16

up of

00:44:16

coincidences

00:44:17

he's like i'm

00:44:18

watching you

00:44:18

you're awfully

00:44:19

wise gives you

00:44:19

kind of a

00:44:20

ugler

00:44:20

yeah walks

00:44:25

away skylock

00:44:26

kind of uh

00:44:26

feebly

00:44:27

whispers from

00:44:28

uh from his

00:44:29

great don't

00:44:29

make them

00:44:30

mad

00:44:30

chuckle is

00:44:32

this are

00:44:32

these cells

00:44:32

the same

00:44:33

as down

00:44:33

down where

00:44:34

there's like

00:44:34

a little like

00:44:35

gap at the

00:44:36

top there's a

00:44:37

gap between

00:44:38

the top yeah

00:44:39

uh i jump up

00:44:41

on the bed and

00:44:42

jump up and

00:44:43

throw my arms up

00:44:44

there and i say

00:44:45

is that you

00:44:46

is that you

00:44:47

uncle

00:44:47

you saw me get

00:44:51

pushed in here

00:44:51

and beside you

00:44:52

i've been here

00:44:52

this whole time

00:44:53

really

00:44:54

huh what

00:44:56

what this is

00:44:57

some this is

00:44:58

some crazy

00:44:59

shit i tell

00:44:59

you what

00:45:00

yes

00:45:03

uh yeah

00:45:07

you never

00:45:07

answered my

00:45:08

question is

00:45:09

baz the one

00:45:09

you're working

00:45:10

for

00:45:10

yeah kind

00:45:13

of yes

00:45:14

it was a

00:45:15

little bit

00:45:16

of a win-win

00:45:18

situation as

00:45:19

is explained to

00:45:19

me i get my

00:45:21

uncle he gets

00:45:22

his thugs and

00:45:23

um you know

00:45:24

happily ever

00:45:25

after although

00:45:26

it hasn't turned

00:45:26

out that way

00:45:27

before this

00:45:28

before that

00:45:30

yeah before

00:45:31

today have

00:45:32

you ever worked

00:45:33

for baz before

00:45:34

oh i feel like i

00:45:35

shouldn't tell you

00:45:36

that but i'm not

00:45:37

sure why um

00:45:39

yes

00:45:39

and he kind of

00:45:43

just shakes his

00:45:45

head and

00:45:46

tisks a little

00:45:47

bit

00:45:47

i needed the

00:45:50

money i never

00:45:50

thought you'd

00:45:51

call in with

00:45:51

such a crowd

00:45:52

needed the money

00:45:53

for what

00:45:54

what could a

00:45:55

boy like you

00:45:55

need money

00:45:56

for to pay

00:45:57

for my

00:45:58

exquisite

00:45:58

tastes for

00:45:59

one you know

00:46:01

that that the

00:46:03

sustenance you

00:46:03

provide me doesn't

00:46:04

come cheap

00:46:05

i i suppose we

00:46:09

could have worked

00:46:09

out a deal or

00:46:10

something but

00:46:11

surely things

00:46:12

haven't been that

00:46:13

bad for you

00:46:13

it's been real

00:46:15

bad for a real

00:46:17

long time for

00:46:18

old juckles

00:46:18

yeah so i

00:46:21

mean i was it

00:46:22

was kind of

00:46:22

exciting for a

00:46:23

while we blew

00:46:23

up a couple

00:46:24

houses uh well

00:46:26

one house and

00:46:27

one ship and

00:46:27

one man and

00:46:29

that was pretty

00:46:29

cool uh but

00:46:30

i you blew up

00:46:31

a man

00:46:32

he was a law

00:46:34

man or a

00:46:35

ghost i'm not

00:46:36

sure which but

00:46:37

yeah we blowed

00:46:38

him straight straight

00:46:39

to hell

00:46:39

uh yeah it

00:46:44

was it was cool

00:46:44

for a while

00:46:45

but i'm beginning

00:46:48

perhaps to

00:46:49

regret my

00:46:49

decisions

00:46:50

oh she's

00:46:54

chuckles do

00:46:55

you ever do

00:46:56

you ever think

00:46:56

what happens

00:46:57

sometimes do

00:46:59

you ever think

00:47:00

about what the

00:47:00

the choices

00:47:01

you've led

00:47:02

you've made

00:47:03

where your life

00:47:04

has led

00:47:05

yeah do you

00:47:06

ever think

00:47:06

about that i'm

00:47:07

thinking about it

00:47:07

now it's led

00:47:08

to this dank

00:47:09

basement in a

00:47:10

cell that's not

00:47:11

quite locked

00:47:12

next to an

00:47:14

uncle who's not

00:47:15

quite biological

00:47:16

and my

00:47:17

friends who

00:47:18

are not

00:47:19

quite helpful

00:47:19

well well

00:47:24

that does

00:47:25

sound very

00:47:25

stop holding

00:47:27

down the

00:47:27

button on the

00:47:27

walkie-talkie

00:47:28

god damn it

00:47:29

my pants

00:47:29

who's

00:47:34

who's are

00:47:36

these your

00:47:37

friends i i'm

00:47:38

like jumping

00:47:38

like like i've

00:47:39

like got renewed

00:47:40

vigor because

00:47:41

now i've

00:47:41

discovered you

00:47:42

guys are my

00:47:42

friends and i

00:47:43

don't need my

00:47:44

own crew

00:47:44

oh what's that

00:47:47

personal development

00:47:48

i mean i still

00:47:50

want my own crew

00:47:50

i mean just

00:47:51

because one

00:47:51

betrayed but

00:47:52

anyway oh

00:47:52

yeah yeah

00:47:53

we'll keep

00:47:53

going

00:47:53

i'm not

00:47:55

developing uh

00:47:56

so why

00:47:57

would baz

00:47:59

lock you up

00:47:59

did you cross

00:48:00

him

00:48:00

i didn't do

00:48:03

anything i i

00:48:05

was in my

00:48:06

sorry i was in

00:48:08

my shop

00:48:08

oh doing my

00:48:10

normal business

00:48:11

uh working on a

00:48:13

recipe a new

00:48:13

recipe for you

00:48:14

that i was going

00:48:15

to give you

00:48:16

you know to

00:48:17

help with your

00:48:18

well i know you

00:48:19

got a new lab

00:48:20

and i know how

00:48:20

expensive you heard

00:48:21

about it uh you

00:48:22

know propellants can

00:48:23

be and so i was

00:48:24

working on something

00:48:25

to give to you as a

00:48:26

as a new laboratory

00:48:27

gift and now i

00:48:28

find out you're

00:48:30

working for baz i

00:48:32

didn't know baz was

00:48:32

giving you a hard

00:48:33

time

00:48:33

i did i mean i was

00:48:39

party to a man

00:48:40

blowing up you

00:48:41

have it

00:48:42

skylock you haven't

00:48:45

been nut punching

00:48:46

have you

00:48:46

you haven't slipped

00:48:51

uh well no

00:48:54

you haven't slipped

00:48:56

i mean we

00:48:57

worked so hard

00:48:58

on this

00:48:58

times were

00:48:59

desperate and

00:49:00

yeah i i lost

00:49:05

control and i

00:49:07

obliterated a man's

00:49:08

testicles and then

00:49:11

blew up his house

00:49:12

so yeah i'm right

00:49:17

i'm right back at

00:49:18

it

00:49:18

what happened

00:49:22

i'm

00:49:23

what happened

00:49:24

to you chuckles

00:49:24

where was the

00:49:25

young carefree

00:49:26

youth that i

00:49:27

know

00:49:27

i've changed

00:49:30

i'm a

00:49:31

carefree

00:49:32

man now

00:49:33

i like to think

00:49:38

that as you say

00:49:38

that you're kind

00:49:39

of like just

00:49:39

like kicking the

00:49:40

ground like a

00:49:41

little kid i'm a

00:49:41

carefree man

00:49:42

now

00:49:43

i'm a man

00:49:43

carefree man

00:49:45

i'm a big boy

00:49:48

we'll continue

00:49:50

this heart to

00:49:51

heart uh

00:49:52

later uh

00:49:53

hold on i gotta

00:49:54

grab the captain

00:49:55

break time

00:49:57

break time

00:49:58

sounds like it

00:50:01

can you refill my

00:50:07

drink

00:50:07

you're a big boy

00:50:37

yeah i thought i'd have a microphone i'd have a microphone

00:51:04

Thank you.

00:52:34

Thank you.

00:52:36

Thank you.

00:52:36

Thank you.

00:52:44

Thank you.

00:52:48

Thank you.

00:52:48

Thank you.

00:52:50

Thank you.

00:52:50

Thank you.

00:52:52

Thank you.

00:52:52

Thank you.

00:53:06

Who's got the cereal today?

00:53:30

Okay.

00:53:37

I'm just gonna get more ice.

00:54:04

I was gonna get more ice.

00:54:11

Go for it.

00:54:14

It's too late.

00:54:16

Show must go on.

00:54:18

I'm gonna compete.

00:54:25

So go.

00:54:32

I was so confused.

00:54:35

Do you want to read the most horrifying thing I've ever read in a while?

00:54:45

I'm gonna do it.

00:55:05

Yeah.

00:55:06

Well, pythons can't bite you though.

00:55:09

No, they can still bite, but they typically tend to constrict.

00:55:14

So what I would suggest is carrying a bludgeon with boom boom sauce on it.

00:55:19

That's your answer everything now.

00:55:20

She's between four and five feet long and very tame.

00:55:26

You better hope it doesn't like swim up the toilet.

00:55:33

You better hope it doesn't find us into the sewage system and then up into your house.

00:55:40

Yes.

00:55:41

Once it's in the sewage.

00:55:43

You know those old classic suburban fairy tales.

00:55:57

That's picked up better than your voice ever has.

00:56:00

That crunch.

00:56:02

That crunch.

00:56:04

Probably my jaw.

00:56:09

Jaw pops.

00:56:10

Oof.

00:56:11

Yeah, that could be it too.

00:56:12

It's one of your many charms.

00:56:15

Oh, that's so nice of you.

00:56:18

Feel good now.

00:56:23

Good.

00:56:24

No one's on recalling.

00:56:25

Okay.

00:56:25

So, Captain Squish, as you're walking down the first hallway, there's a guard immediately to the front of you.

00:56:36

And you can tell as you approach, there's a second hallway as well with another guard.

00:56:41

How are you approaching this man?

00:56:44

I'm going to sit there and be like, I'm leading this criminal to the, what do they call it? Like the, the, the worst of the worst cells.

00:56:55

What are those called?

00:56:56

Like, maximum?

00:56:58

The prison cells?

00:56:59

The prison cells, but like, you know, like the top ones are held, you know, they've got like, medium criminals.

00:57:05

The bottom ones are the hard end.

00:57:07

You're taking them to the bottom, the bottom bitch prison cell.

00:57:10

Yeah, the, you know, solitary confinement for that comment.

00:57:14

All right.

00:57:16

Uh, he doesn't quite believe you, mostly because the captain has been bouncing the entire time down the hallway, uh, with a renewed vigor and life.

00:57:26

Because we're his friends now.

00:57:29

Right.

00:57:30

Because you're his friends.

00:57:31

Guys, I have friends.

00:57:32

And he hasn't been watching you since you walked down the hallway.

00:57:35

Right.

00:57:36

Because I'm taking him to the padded solitary confinement cells.

00:57:40

Oh.

00:57:41

Well that I believe.

00:57:43

Uh, go on in, but you're going to have to check in with the guard down there.

00:57:47

Oh, I will.

00:57:48

Don't you worry about that.

00:57:49

Do, do, do.

00:57:52

That was good.

00:57:53

So believable.

00:57:57

Uh, this guard is not nearly as naive as the first one.

00:58:06

That was a gimme.

00:58:07

Um, this one.

00:58:09

Yeah.

00:58:10

Uh, he goes, uh, I haven't seen you around here recently.

00:58:15

Uh, you knew?

00:58:16

Yeah.

00:58:17

Very new.

00:58:18

I don't know what's going on.

00:58:21

I was just told by the captain, or the head chef, let's just say that, to, I gotta bring

00:58:28

him down here to the, the solitary confinement cells.

00:58:34

With padding.

00:58:35

The padded solitary, solitary confinement cells.

00:58:39

Need my pads.

00:58:40

I don't have any solitary confinement cells down here.

00:58:45

That's just what he told me.

00:58:46

You have any.

00:58:47

I was told it was the worst of the worst are held.

00:58:52

Do you have his transport, transport papers or anything or.

00:58:57

There's a riot going on.

00:58:58

You want this madman loose?

00:59:00

Yeah.

00:59:01

It's funny.

00:59:02

You know what, let's see.

00:59:04

This is the ghost captain.

00:59:06

You want him loose?

00:59:07

Uh.

00:59:08

You're gonna have to try and convince him.

00:59:09

Uh, if you want.

00:59:10

All right.

00:59:11

I'm gonna sway him.

00:59:12

Try to sway him.

00:59:13

Uh.

00:59:14

Hold on.

00:59:14

I wanna see.

00:59:14

Do you wanna stress yourself, captain, to see if, uh, take one stress and.

00:59:31

I think I'm gonna push myself.

00:59:32

Oh, just shoot him.

00:59:33

Oh, you're gonna push yourself.

00:59:34

All right.

00:59:35

Yeah.

00:59:36

I'm gonna push myself.

00:59:37

Okay.

00:59:38

And that's two, right?

00:59:41

Two stress.

00:59:43

Yep.

00:59:44

Well, that kind of worked.

00:59:46

Uh, you convince him, but only cause the, uh, you know, you, you do seem pretty threatening

00:59:52

and you are, you know, in uniform.

00:59:54

Uh, you, you have been working there.

00:59:57

Uh, so he does believe you, but he does kind of keep an eye on you.

01:00:00

Uh, as you guys, uh, walk past.

01:00:03

Okay.

01:00:06

And then as we're in the hall, I look at captain and go make the monkey warning call.

01:00:11

Oh God.

01:00:15

I don't remember it.

01:00:16

What do you mean?

01:00:17

You don't remember it.

01:00:18

You just had a flashback.

01:00:19

Oh, was that it?

01:00:28

Do you hear a monkey, an ape running around here?

01:00:31

Oh no.

01:00:32

This is bad.

01:00:33

If only the ape had a, had a watch out.

01:00:38

I can't even tell you what it was because you cut out like, at both times you did it, you cut

01:00:42

out like halfway through.

01:00:43

Oh, well, uh, you know, uh, yeah, I, I, I, I keep just screaming down the hallway, trying to make these whistling noises.

01:00:58

Uh, you know what, I'll do this.

01:01:02

Uh, you can, you can roll and see if, uh, from deep within the pits of the, uh, of the, uh, dungeon, if DD somehow can hear you over the den.

01:01:13

All right.

01:01:14

You can do that if you want.

01:01:15

You're going to, you're going to roll, but it's going to just one.

01:01:18

There's one die.

01:01:21

Yeah.

01:01:23

Is it, do I add the number die or is it zero already giving you one?

01:01:26

I forgot already.

01:01:27

Well, if you have plus zero, if you have any and.

01:01:31

Well, I was just click the dice.

01:01:35

I think it would just be one D.

01:01:36

Oh yeah.

01:01:36

Just click the dice and roll one, one D.

01:01:38

One D.

01:01:40

I got one D car.

01:01:44

Ooh.

01:01:46

He's not going to hear you over that.

01:01:47

Oh fuck.

01:01:49

What the fuck did he have to get?

01:01:51

An odd number?

01:01:52

Seven.

01:01:53

He'd have to get a six for sure to hear him in the basement when he's on the wall above the prison while alarms are going off and there's just general ruckus.

01:02:04

Why do we even have a monkey?

01:02:06

He's an ape.

01:02:09

We have a lion.

01:02:13

Stone lion.

01:02:15

Oh no.

01:02:16

He's stone today.

01:02:17

Do you guys know he was stone?

01:02:18

I thought it was.

01:02:19

I thought he was wicker.

01:02:20

Wicker.

01:02:23

I barely know her.

01:02:24

Someone locked this man up.

01:02:27

That's where, that's where I'm taking him.

01:02:32

I don't know how we're going to get past the rest of the guards now.

01:02:35

Oh, it'll be fine.

01:02:37

We'll be fine.

01:02:38

Such a precious little one.

01:02:39

Alright, then we just keep walking through.

01:02:41

Yep.

01:02:42

Keep walking through to the other side.

01:02:44

Out of my way.

01:02:46

How do you...

01:02:50

Uh...

01:02:52

What?

01:02:54

He keeps rotating.

01:02:55

Who?

01:02:57

The captain.

01:02:59

I forgot how to do it.

01:03:02

No, I locked you.

01:03:04

But not the captain?

01:03:07

Why?

01:03:08

I had to do...

01:03:09

Oh no, I didn't lock you.

01:03:10

Alright, now you are though.

01:03:15

Was it...

01:03:16

Was it shift?

01:03:17

Control shift?

01:03:18

Doesn't matter.

01:03:20

You're locked.

01:03:21

Move on.

01:03:22

Uh...

01:03:23

The two guards that you come up to, since you've gotten this far, you know, and the captain's

01:03:30

just making general monkey noises, give you a wide berth.

01:03:36

You just keep walking.

01:03:37

Stand back, boys.

01:03:39

This one's a dangerous one.

01:03:41

Uh...

01:03:43

But...

01:03:44

He stopped.

01:03:46

But you do...

01:03:47

So you finally do get to the, uh...

01:03:48

General security, or the general prison area.

01:03:51

Um...

01:03:53

Where there are a handful of empty cells.

01:03:54

You can see them there.

01:03:55

And three guards.

01:03:56

Um...

01:03:58

So now what?

01:03:59

You got him down to the...

01:04:00

To the prison cell.

01:04:05

And there are three guards watching you bring this, uh...

01:04:07

Hootin' and hollering man.

01:04:09

Hootin' hollering.

01:04:11

I was told to bring this inmate to cell...

01:04:14

Uh...

01:04:16

Three.

01:04:17

They kind of look around and they're like...

01:04:21

Okay.

01:04:22

Put 'em in there.

01:04:25

I start...

01:04:27

Walking...

01:04:28

Up this way.

01:04:29

And over.

01:04:33

Is gonna be, uh...

01:04:35

Right over by, uh...

01:04:36

Skylock and Juckles over here.

01:04:37

There's a blank cell.

01:04:38

Um...

01:04:39

Yes.

01:04:40

That's exactly what I wanted.

01:04:41

Alright.

01:04:46

So now what?

01:04:47

I stand in front of the cell, and...

01:04:48

And...

01:04:50

I'm trying to, like...

01:04:51

Pretend like I'm fumbling with keys or whatever.

01:04:53

And I pull out the...

01:04:55

The walkie-talkie and go...

01:04:56

Juckles.

01:04:58

Hello.

01:04:59

This is Juckles.

01:05:00

Juckles.

01:05:01

Yeah.

01:05:02

The door's still open, right?

01:05:03

The what?

01:05:04

The door to your cell is still open, right?

01:05:07

No.

01:05:08

I'm in jail.

01:05:09

Why would it be open?

01:05:10

It doesn't make any sense.

01:05:11

Wait.

01:05:13

Is it open?

01:05:14

Have you tried to just, like, push it?

01:05:16

Yeah.

01:05:17

And then someone yelled at me.

01:05:18

Now I'm in here and I'm scared.

01:05:19

Try to push it again.

01:05:22

Alright.

01:05:23

Uh...

01:05:23

Uh...

01:05:24

And I go up...

01:05:25

I'm not gonna get yelled at.

01:05:26

Am I?

01:05:27

This is some kind of trick?

01:05:28

I mean, I might yell at you, but...

01:05:30

Alright.

01:05:31

I push on the gate, and it, uh...

01:05:33

Swing...

01:05:34

It swings open, right?

01:05:35

Yeah.

01:05:37

It swings open, but the guard in the...

01:05:38

In the corner who's now watching this, uh...

01:05:40

With the...

01:05:41

Accompany of the other guard who's now curious because...

01:05:43

You know, this is...

01:05:45

This is different.

01:05:46

Uh...

01:05:47

One of them shouts at you.

01:05:48

He goes, "Hey!

01:05:49

Shut that!"

01:05:50

And I gasp, and I close the gate really quick.

01:05:51

No!

01:05:52

Goddammit, no!

01:05:53

No!

01:05:55

No what?

01:05:56

Keep it...

01:05:57

Keep it open!

01:05:58

I mean...

01:05:59

I'm not...

01:06:00

Keep it...

01:06:01

That guy was looking at me!

01:06:02

Keep it...

01:06:03

He's mean!

01:06:04

Keep it open!

01:06:05

Keep it...

01:06:07

Open!

01:06:08

Not gonna keep it open.

01:06:09

Keep it...

01:06:10

Open!

01:06:11

I crack it...

01:06:12

I crack it just the tiniest bit.

01:06:14

Push it open.

01:06:17

Just push it open.

01:06:19

What's gonna happen?

01:06:21

I don't...

01:06:22

You'll be fine.

01:06:23

Don't worry.

01:06:24

I'm worried.

01:06:25

Don't be.

01:06:26

Alright.

01:06:27

I...

01:06:28

I push it open, but then I...

01:06:29

Then I run back into the back corner of my cell and just...

01:06:32

Sit there with my...

01:06:33

Like my...

01:06:35

Arms and my knees.

01:06:36

Slowly ghost opens, just...

01:06:40

You know, like if you push a door, you know?

01:06:44

Kind of slowly opens.

01:06:46

The guard kind of...

01:06:48

Stares at it.

01:06:50

He approaches.

01:06:51

Anything?

01:06:53

Okay.

01:06:54

I jump in the way...

01:06:55

Hold on.

01:06:58

No, no, no.

01:06:59

Don't distract him.

01:07:00

I want him to walk by...

01:07:01

And I hand the...

01:07:03

The...

01:07:04

Bludgeon to Captain.

01:07:06

And say...

01:07:07

After he walks by to close the door, hit him in the back of the head.

01:07:11

Like I don't say it, but like I hand him...

01:07:15

Okay.

01:07:17

Alright.

01:07:18

You get this, Captain?

01:07:21

Yeah.

01:07:21

I do that.

01:07:22

He hands you...

01:07:23

You're not Captain.

01:07:25

But no, I'm hiding.

01:07:26

I'm...

01:07:27

I'm scared.

01:07:28

Yeah, you're...

01:07:29

You're under the sheets.

01:07:30

No, I'm not under the sheets.

01:07:31

I'm in the corner.

01:07:32

I'm hiding from the boogeyman.

01:07:33

The guard pushes past you two and he's like...

01:07:36

Kinda gives you one of those like...

01:07:37

This one, huh?

01:07:38

And uh...

01:07:40

That fucking guy.

01:07:41

He shuts the door.

01:07:42

This fucking guy, right?

01:07:43

And he's like, I told you...

01:07:44

Multiple times...

01:07:46

Keep this shut.

01:07:47

I'm sorry.

01:07:49

Alright.

01:07:50

I try to whack at him.

01:07:52

Okay.

01:07:54

Uh...

01:07:58

Uh...

01:07:59

Go ahead and uh...

01:08:00

You're gonna just hit him?

01:08:01

Yeah, wreck.

01:08:02

Yep.

01:08:03

You can get a plus one too.

01:08:05

Cause you get a surprise.

01:08:06

Also, Captain, I assume your wreck is pretty good, right?

01:08:09

Um...

01:08:12

Didn't you upgrade your wreck?

01:08:13

Yeah, I got...

01:08:14

I have one...

01:08:15

I have one thing on it.

01:08:16

Oh, okay.

01:08:17

I thought...

01:08:18

I thought it was higher.

01:08:19

We definitely need a wrecker here.

01:08:20

I have to wreck.

01:08:21

Oh.

01:08:22

And there you are hiding in the fucking corner.

01:08:25

Listen, the man told me to sit here.

01:08:27

I don't wanna be here any longer than I have to be.

01:08:29

I feel like if I just play along...

01:08:31

So you're hiding...

01:08:32

Yes, I'm not supposed to be here.

01:08:34

So you're hiding...

01:08:35

So you're hiding where...

01:08:36

Yeah.

01:08:38

Uh...

01:08:40

It works.

01:08:41

Uh...

01:08:42

You bring the cudgel down on this guy's head.

01:08:45

Uh...

01:08:46

And you...

01:08:47

You knock him out.

01:08:48

Uh...

01:08:49

And he kind of...

01:08:50

You know...

01:08:51

Falls to the ground.

01:08:52

Um...

01:08:53

Not moving.

01:08:54

Uh...

01:08:56

The kind of clatter has drawn the attention of the two other guards.

01:09:00

Uh...

01:09:01

And they're starting to approach from around the corner.

01:09:02

All right.

01:09:03

I...

01:09:04

Freeing out my lawn rifle.

01:09:05

I rush in and grab...

01:09:07

And grab old juggles and...

01:09:09

Juggles?

01:09:10

What?

01:09:12

Like Gimli at the end of Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, where he's like...

01:09:17

Boy, am I glad to see...

01:09:22

I'm about to say, boy, am I glad to see...

01:09:25

And then you pick me up, and you just throw me over your shoulder.

01:09:28

Gah!

01:09:29

What are you doing?

01:09:30

Get the hell out of here, boy!

01:09:33

We're gonna get a new ship and a new crew!

01:09:36

What?

01:09:37

We're on our way up!

01:09:39

All right, and then I rush out the door.

01:09:44

With him holding him over my shoulder.

01:09:46

Right!

01:09:47

And begging him.

01:09:48

We're gonna get your uncle.

01:09:50

Squish!

01:09:51

Get the man's uncle!

01:09:52

He's joining our crew!

01:09:53

Yeah, I know!

01:09:54

I gotta shoot the other guard!

01:09:56

Shoot!

01:09:57

All right.

01:09:58

Does he...

01:09:59

I'll go take out the other one.

01:10:00

Does the guard hear him say, "I gotta shoot this guy?"

01:10:02

He can!

01:10:03

He's rounding the corner...

01:10:08

I'm assuming you're all kind of just like talking on top of each other.

01:10:11

Uh, the guard...

01:10:12

One guard rounds the corner.

01:10:13

One is, uh, kind of in between.

01:10:15

It's around the...

01:10:16

The hallway a little bit.

01:10:18

So there's one at the end of the hall.

01:10:20

Um...

01:10:22

I shoot...

01:10:23

I shoot that guard.

01:10:25

Oh, okay.

01:10:26

Go ahead.

01:10:27

I shoot the one that's standing.

01:10:28

You know, this guy.

01:10:30

All right, go ahead.

01:10:32

Shoot him.

01:10:33

All right, that's Hunt, right?

01:10:35

Because he's far away.

01:10:36

Mm-hmm.

01:10:37

You shoot him.

01:10:39

He goes down.

01:10:40

Uh...

01:10:41

Okay, so I run past the other one.

01:10:42

I'm running towards the other one now.

01:10:43

Wait, the one that's on the...

01:10:44

The knocked out...

01:10:45

Or close to knocked out one?

01:10:46

Or the one around the corner?

01:10:47

The second...

01:10:48

The one around the corner.

01:10:49

The other one.

01:10:50

I'm running towards the other one now?

01:10:51

Wait, the one that's on the...

01:10:53

The knocked out...

01:10:54

Or close to knocked out one?

01:10:56

The other one around the corner.

01:10:58

The second...

01:10:59

The one around the corner.

01:11:00

So there's one that you just hit.

01:11:02

He's down.

01:11:03

There's one that you just shot.

01:11:04

He's down.

01:11:05

There's one, uh, on the, uh, coming from the furthest wall, and he's walking towards you.

01:11:08

And there's a Juggles on your shoulder.

01:11:09

And that's what I'm not running.

01:11:10

Yeah, that's the one I'm running towards.

01:11:12

Am I still on your shoulder?

01:11:13

Do you still have Juggles on your shoulder?

01:11:14

Yeah.

01:11:15

Hey, where are we going?

01:11:17

No, Juggles, get down!

01:11:18

What are we doing?

01:11:19

I want to be down!

01:11:21

Throw chuckles at him.

01:11:22

All right, you're gonna throw chuckles at him?

01:11:26

Hey!

01:11:27

Yeah.

01:11:27

Throw me down!

01:11:28

Not like that!

01:11:30

Uh, go ahead and do a rec.

01:11:33

Oh, just regular rec?

01:11:38

Oh!

01:11:39

But he...

01:11:40

He gets...

01:11:41

He gets a bonus for, like, extra weight, right?

01:11:43

Yeah, I think just the ridiculousness of...

01:11:46

of...

01:11:48

of throwing a man.

01:11:49

Yeah, you can get plus one for that, too.

01:11:51

What do I get?

01:11:52

Yeah!

01:11:55

You...

01:12:00

Bro!

01:12:01

Well, tell me, what do you do?

01:12:03

I'm running down the hall.

01:12:05

I got him down the...

01:12:06

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?

01:12:07

What's going on?

01:12:08

Hey!

01:12:10

And I look at him, and I look at him, and I look at him...

01:12:12

Hey, no!

01:12:13

No, I see what you do!

01:12:14

Don't you!

01:12:15

Ah!

01:12:16

Oh, my!

01:12:17

And he lands right on top of him, and they sit like a big sack of potatoes, but it's a

01:12:23

sack of cabin boy.

01:12:26

Well, you knock him out.

01:12:30

He goes...

01:12:31

He is down on the ground.

01:12:33

Um, there is another guard.

01:12:35

He is in this, like, medical room, but he hears the commotion, and he's decided he's

01:12:40

going to just stay there.

01:12:41

Uh, considering you've successfully knocked a guy out, shot them with one shot, and threw

01:12:46

a man at him.

01:12:47

He's decided, "I'm just gonna stay here with the corpses."

01:12:50

Things are finally turning up.

01:12:52

So, I...

01:12:53

That was amazing!

01:12:54

I'm laying there on top of this other man you just tossed me at, and I get up and start

01:12:58

dusting myself off, and I give you the meanest look.

01:13:01

What?

01:13:03

What the fuck?

01:13:05

You did it!

01:13:07

What?

01:13:08

That was amazing, my boy!

01:13:09

You knocked him out!

01:13:10

You look at him, look at him!

01:13:12

That was amazing!

01:13:13

I feel...

01:13:14

It's the coolest thing!

01:13:15

I pick you up again!

01:13:16

Hey!

01:13:17

No!

01:13:18

Put me down!

01:13:19

We're not going anywhere until you put me back down!

01:13:21

Alright, put him down.

01:13:23

Let's get out of here!

01:13:24

I can't help but feel a bit used!

01:13:26

No, let's look for keys!

01:13:27

You gotta look for keys, don't you?

01:13:30

No!

01:13:31

Where's my uncle?

01:13:32

That's the only reason we're here!

01:13:33

Yes!

01:13:34

We had to look for keys to get you to get you to look out!

01:13:36

It's the only thing I ever wanted!

01:13:37

You should look out!

01:13:38

Why don't you use the boom boom juice on your bludgeon again?

01:13:42

Well, you have the bludgeon, so you gotta give it to Juckles.

01:13:46

What?

01:13:47

Juckles.

01:13:48

Boom boom juice?

01:13:49

What, you're gonna throw me into the fence, too?

01:13:51

Try to break it and use me to do everything around here?

01:13:54

No!

01:13:56

What?

01:13:57

Captain, give him the bludgeon!

01:13:58

Here you go, boy!

01:13:59

Hey, how about this, you idiots?

01:14:00

Why don't I just pick the lock?

01:14:02

Okay.

01:14:04

I didn't even think of that.

01:14:06

Yeah, it's only, yeah, well, maybe you should've asked!

01:14:09

I honestly didn't even think of that.

01:14:12

I'm more than just a stack of cabin, boy!

01:14:14

I forgot that you weren't actually put in here, you came in here yourself.

01:14:20

Yeah, it's kinda what I do!

01:14:22

Why is his voice so much higher all of a sudden?

01:14:29

Wait!

01:14:31

Why does he sound like a kepper?

01:14:32

He started doing the little person voice and it just stuck.

01:14:37

Oh!

01:14:39

Oh!

01:14:41

Just wait till we get back to the junk fort.

01:14:44

Oh, no, now I know why you wear such a tall head!

01:14:47

Yeah, it's to keep stuff in.

01:14:51

Cool stuff, like G.I. Joe's.

01:14:54

Onions.

01:14:56

And sometimes onions.

01:14:57

But also mostly G.I. Joe's and grenades.

01:15:01

Mostly G.I. Onions.

01:15:02

Alright, now get out of the way!

01:15:06

I pushed you guys out of the way as I walked back over to the gate, and I'd like to tinker

01:15:11

on it.

01:15:12

Go for it.

01:15:24

Wait, no, I have some-

01:15:26

Oh, I have-

01:15:26

You rolled for me, yeah.

01:15:28

You rolled for me.

01:15:29

Alright.

01:15:31

Cause you should be full and tinkered.

01:15:33

Yeah, I have four.

01:15:34

Not much better.

01:15:38

What?

01:15:40

No, I got a five.

01:15:41

You did it!

01:15:42

Don't you do the highest?

01:15:43

Yeah.

01:15:44

Okay.

01:15:45

You do, yeah.

01:15:46

Uh, you, uh, you tinker with the, uh, the lock and it opens.

01:15:52

Skylock looks out and he kind of is a little dazed and he's like, I think I've, I've seen

01:15:59

you, you two before.

01:16:00

Have you?

01:16:01

Are you?

01:16:02

I'm Juckles.

01:16:03

I'm your nephew.

01:16:04

Not you.

01:16:05

Oh.

01:16:06

He gently chides.

01:16:09

Not you, son.

01:16:10

Not you.

01:16:12

Not you, nephew.

01:16:14

I'm Captain Fitzglyde, the ghost pirate.

01:16:18

You've probably heard of me.

01:16:20

I'm currently looking for a new crew.

01:16:22

How would you like to be?

01:16:25

I'm a boy.

01:16:26

Hold on.

01:16:27

So when those, when those two deaths happened or the one death, there was a, there was a

01:16:33

bell, right?

01:16:34

Yeah.

01:16:35

Oh yeah.

01:16:36

Good point.

01:16:37

Yeah.

01:16:37

Uh, bells are ringing, but, uh, to be fair, bells have started ringing for a while now.

01:16:42

Uh, there's a lot of shit going on.

01:16:44

Did you kill the guy at Kludgeon?

01:16:45

Did you get a six on that?

01:16:48

Yeah.

01:16:49

Yeah.

01:16:49

You killed him.

01:16:50

Oh, brains are everywhere.

01:16:54

And you know what?

01:16:55

I'm going to say, since, since you got a six on the guy you chucked a man at, he's probably

01:16:59

not going to make it either.

01:17:01

Wait, what?

01:17:02

That's not run.

01:17:03

That's not real.

01:17:04

I mean, come on.

01:17:05

I've seen.

01:17:06

Okay.

01:17:07

You know what?

01:17:08

Let me throw, throw some, throw tiger into somebody and we'll, with perfect aim.

01:17:13

I'm pretty sure I've done that.

01:17:15

I probably.

01:17:16

We were wrestling that one birthday.

01:17:20

Yeah.

01:17:21

It was something, something else.

01:17:22

Uh, so wait, how the, I forgot the ghost situation.

01:17:28

What, what, what, I don't want to get on too much of a discretion.

01:17:32

The, or, um, whenever there's a death, a bell tolls.

01:17:36

And then, um, there's a group of people who come and collect the souls.

01:17:42

Uh, and that's what's used to power Dos Covell.

01:17:45

Um, but that's why there's a bell that rings here.

01:17:47

I'll give you guys a bell.

01:17:48

Can the cabin collect ghosts?

01:17:49

I'm sorry.

01:17:51

The captain, the captain.

01:17:53

The captain.

01:17:54

I had cabin boy on my mind.

01:17:55

Oh.

01:17:56

Can the captain collect ghosts?

01:17:58

Or souls?

01:17:59

Yes, he can.

01:18:00

But I don't have my stuff with me.

01:18:03

What do you mean?

01:18:04

You would only need a bottle.

01:18:05

Which you do have.

01:18:07

Yeah, it's full of whiskey.

01:18:08

You have a bottle.

01:18:10

You have full bottles.

01:18:11

He took, yeah, well they took my, I remember I listened to the last, they took, they took

01:18:14

me like some of my spare bottles when I came in.

01:18:16

Yes, but you have a bottle of whiskey you've been carrying around, right?

01:18:20

That you had in your, you snuck in?

01:18:22

Yeah.

01:18:23

That's a bottle.

01:18:24

I can call a ghost.

01:18:25

Well, but on the same level, there's been two deaths.

01:18:30

Yeah, there's been two deaths.

01:18:31

I can get one of them as a ghost.

01:18:33

Why do you want one of them as a ghost?

01:18:36

Well, I don't know.

01:18:37

I was just, I was just asking about it.

01:18:38

Maybe you don't have keys.

01:18:39

Uh oh.

01:18:40

Oh no.

01:18:41

Yep.

01:18:42

We murdered that motherfucker.

01:18:43

Oh, yeah.

01:18:45

Both of them, I guess.

01:18:47

Um.

01:18:50

Well, what do you guys want to do?

01:18:51

No, I don't know.

01:18:52

I was just, I was just asking the question.

01:18:54

Run, run.

01:18:55

Do you want to capture?

01:18:58

You, so yes, you, you've killed two people.

01:19:00

Uh, two people are dead.

01:19:02

Uh, do you, you can capture a ghost.

01:19:05

You would have to empty out your bottle to do that.

01:19:07

It has to be an empty bottle.

01:19:08

It was just an idea for maybe.

01:19:09

And you have a bottle of whiskey that you snuck in.

01:19:11

Maybe to the captain just because he's been so downtrodden lately.

01:19:14

I thought maybe it was just something, just an idea.

01:19:17

I don't care.

01:19:18

I was just thinking about it.

01:19:20

What'd you say?

01:19:22

I didn't get any of that.

01:19:24

I didn't get any of that.

01:19:25

It was just an idea.

01:19:26

I just said that there are dead people.

01:19:28

Dead people have souls.

01:19:29

You like souls or ghosts.

01:19:32

If you felt it like.

01:19:34

Was consistent with your character.

01:19:37

The people who come and come.

01:19:38

Are the people who come and attack us ghosts?

01:19:41

Are they like, like, dementors?

01:19:43

Right now?

01:19:46

Right now?

01:19:47

The people who will, who attack you late.

01:19:49

Like.

01:19:50

Yeah.

01:19:50

What are you talking about?

01:19:51

Well, and then, well, cause you caught wood.

01:19:53

Cause then we caused that we killed somebody before.

01:19:55

And.

01:19:56

Oh, those people.

01:19:58

They're people.

01:19:59

Those are humans.

01:20:00

I think they're people.

01:20:01

They're not, they're not.

01:20:02

They're just people.

01:20:03

They're alive.

01:20:04

Okay.

01:20:05

All right.

01:20:06

Well, I started tuning to find out if there's any good ghosts in the area.

01:20:09

There are.

01:20:10

Go ahead.

01:20:11

Uh, you can attune.

01:20:13

I think you already have something where you can automatically see them, right?

01:20:16

Yeah.

01:20:18

It's my, it's my, uh, my, uh, my, my, uh, eye patch.

01:20:21

Yeah.

01:20:23

Uh, there's two.

01:20:24

It's the people you killed.

01:20:25

Wait.

01:20:26

Oh, okay.

01:20:27

This is what I'm imagining.

01:20:28

We're about ready to like leave.

01:20:29

And he's like, wait, let me attune.

01:20:30

Are there any?

01:20:34

There's one.

01:20:35

There's another one.

01:20:36

And he's just pointing to the dead body.

01:20:39

There's a ghost there.

01:20:41

And a ghost there.

01:20:42

Uh, yeah.

01:20:44

All right.

01:20:45

I've got those ghost powers, Captain.

01:20:48

All right.

01:20:49

And which one?

01:20:50

So, so.

01:20:51

Probably won't help us too much.

01:20:53

Not if I force them.

01:20:56

I've seen your command rolls.

01:20:59

That's just sounds like.

01:21:00

I mean, I'm just doing what I'm, I'm just trying to come up with ideas.

01:21:04

What do you want to do?

01:21:05

Run.

01:21:07

Should we run?

01:21:11

I mean, I don't want to be here.

01:21:18

I mean, we got, we got, we got, we got our, did we get a, we got our man out of prison.

01:21:22

So we just got to get out of here.

01:21:23

Yeah.

01:21:23

But you got to carry him.

01:21:24

He's old and frail and his skin is falling off.

01:21:27

You should carry him.

01:21:28

He's your, he's your uncle.

01:21:30

You carry him.

01:21:31

I'm too small.

01:21:32

We've been over this.

01:21:33

You, you were just.

01:21:35

I was just flung.

01:21:36

Recently used as a weapon.

01:21:37

Yes.

01:21:37

Like a stone.

01:21:38

Yeah.

01:21:39

All right.

01:21:40

Well, I'm starting to run.

01:21:41

Come on.

01:21:42

Grab him boys.

01:21:43

Uh, Skylock does, is not going to be able to keep up with you guys.

01:21:44

If you do run, uh, which you can, but someone will have to kind of help.

01:21:47

I'm going to help my uncle.

01:21:48

He can't run.

01:21:49

He's old and decrepit.

01:21:50

He's also very scared.

01:21:51

Is he deaf?

01:21:52

Cause he actually does like hearing that.

01:21:53

Well, uh, so as you guys, you, are you just backtracking your way out of here?

01:21:56

Yeah.

01:21:57

Uh, so wait, I'm gonna say, there's another one.

01:21:58

I'm gonna say, there's another one.

01:22:01

Yeah.

01:22:02

Uh, so.

01:22:03

I'm gonna say, there's another one.

01:22:09

Uh, so as you guys, you, are you just backtracking your way out of here?

01:22:13

Yeah.

01:22:14

Uh, so.

01:22:15

Wait, I'm gonna say, there's another way out of here.

01:22:18

No, no.

01:22:20

That's like, I mean, unless you think of something, but yeah, it's backtracking.

01:22:24

Um, okay, so Captain and Squish.

01:22:26

Flashback to when I dug a secret tunnel out of the.

01:22:29

Secret tunnel!

01:22:30

I'm just messing.

01:22:31

Secret tunnel!

01:22:32

This is Shawshank, uh.

01:22:35

Anti, or reverse Shawshank.

01:22:38

Or reverse Shawshank.

01:22:39

Yeah.

01:22:40

Yeah, unless you, uh, you, you make your way out of there.

01:22:43

It's, yeah, just.

01:22:44

Okay, anyway.

01:22:45

Uh, yeah, so Squish and Captain start running ahead.

01:22:48

Um, Chuckles, you kinda help your, your uncle Skylock.

01:22:51

Uh, and every time he passed a body, he's just like, you know, like, my word!

01:22:56

Don't.

01:22:57

Is that man?

01:22:58

Is he?

01:22:59

Uh, no.

01:23:00

He's sleeping.

01:23:01

Uh, let's keep going.

01:23:04

He's, I've.

01:23:05

I've.

01:23:07

That one's head is bashed in.

01:23:08

No, that's.

01:23:09

That one has a bullet hole!

01:23:10

No, that is a sleeping hole.

01:23:11

That one just looks like he's had a fan thrown at him.

01:23:14

Yeah, optical illusion.

01:23:16

Uh, just close your eyes and let's, let's keep going.

01:23:18

Where do I have to get my items back?

01:23:22

Like my, my, my, where do I, where's Neelix at?

01:23:25

Oh, good question.

01:23:27

Can I summon him?

01:23:28

Can I, uh, like, like, can I just.

01:23:33

Does there's like, do I have like a connection to him where I like to know where he's at by

01:23:38

attuning or is that too much?

01:23:40

If you attune to him, you, and you succeed, you could kind of call him from, from where you're

01:23:46

at.

01:23:47

Do you want to do that?

01:23:48

Or do you want me to tell you where he's at?

01:23:49

Uh, let's, let's make it interesting and see if I can attune to.

01:23:53

Just give me the answer.

01:23:54

I didn't say that.

01:23:59

I did.

01:24:00

I said the other one.

01:24:01

Oh, good boy.

01:24:02

Um.

01:24:03

One, one plus die.

01:24:08

What's my.

01:24:09

Whatever your tune is.

01:24:10

Oh, I got two.

01:24:12

So I had two.

01:24:18

Partial success.

01:24:19

So how do you.

01:24:21

I know he's in this building.

01:24:22

Do you call out to him?

01:24:26

What do you do?

01:24:27

Tell me how you try to get his attention.

01:24:28

Oh, I'm just trying to like, like, as we're running, I'm like, like trying to like use

01:24:32

it, like both my, uh, my, I'm trying to use the, uh, my eye patch, which is like,

01:24:36

it's supposed to help me get me site as well as my natural attunement powers.

01:24:40

And I'm trying to see, I'm seeing a ton of ghosts in the same place because this is a prison

01:24:45

people have died here, but I know what Neelix looks like.

01:24:48

All these ghosts look really prisonery.

01:24:50

Neelix looks like a stuffy Butler.

01:24:56

Uh, you catch sight of him.

01:24:58

He's on the top floor.

01:24:59

Um, and he, he goes, he kind of like, like someone calls his name from a distance room.

01:25:04

He's like, sir.

01:25:05

Neelix.

01:25:10

And then I start whistling like, um, um, that cut out.

01:25:18

So I don't.

01:25:19

Yeah.

01:25:20

Your noise cancellation and all your loud noises.

01:25:22

Don't.

01:25:23

Yeah.

01:25:24

Oh, well that imagine it.

01:25:27

Well, I'm, it's just like, I wasn't sure if that sounded just like the whistle you were

01:25:33

trying to do to get.

01:25:35

That's what I think it is.

01:25:36

Yeah.

01:25:37

Let's say whistle.

01:25:38

Okay.

01:25:39

So you're trying to do that whistle.

01:25:41

Yeah.

01:25:43

Okay.

01:25:46

What's funny is I can hear it from the other room.

01:25:48

I know exactly what it sounds like.

01:25:52

Uh, yeah, it's the same.

01:25:55

Um, he goes, sir, I hear you.

01:25:57

Uh, where are you?

01:25:58

I can't.

01:26:01

What am I supposed to do?

01:26:02

I can't, can I telepathically communicate with them or is that not really how it works?

01:26:06

Uh, I, I think a tuning means you can communicate with the dead too, right?

01:26:11

I think so.

01:26:13

Well, I'm on the basement floor making my way up.

01:26:16

I'll come get you.

01:26:17

Hurry, sir.

01:26:20

There's so much madness.

01:26:21

Ghosts are popping up around us constantly.

01:26:23

Do something useful up there.

01:26:26

I'm in a bottle, sir.

01:26:29

Well, do something.

01:26:32

I'm on my way.

01:26:36

You're faintly as you stop a tuning.

01:26:37

Uh, are we on the upper floor now?

01:26:43

Um, let's see.

01:26:46

So there are the two guards that kind of just let you walk past earlier.

01:26:51

Uh, they see a group of two men charging at them.

01:26:55

What?

01:26:57

Sorry.

01:26:58

What?

01:26:58

Oh, you said let us walk past.

01:26:59

I thought you were talking about the ones that we killed.

01:27:01

Yeah.

01:27:02

They let us walk past cause they're dead.

01:27:03

We must've been talking about different guards.

01:27:05

No, the two that we walked by earlier that like kind of just kept their head down.

01:27:09

Yeah.

01:27:11

Cause you were screaming like a madman.

01:27:13

I'm still screaming like a madman.

01:27:14

Uh, but they see both you and, uh, squish kind of just like charging towards them.

01:27:20

Um, and they get nervous and they start to reach for their, uh, for their side arms.

01:27:24

One pulls out a knife, one pulls out a gun and they're kind of holding it to you.

01:27:28

And they're like, they start telling you, uh, you know, stop, stop running.

01:27:31

Um, so you're on this hallway right here.

01:27:36

I'm going to move y'all.

01:27:38

Even, even juggles.

01:27:40

Yes.

01:27:43

You were trailing behind a little bit because you have to carry Skyline.

01:27:46

I'm not carrying him.

01:27:47

He's walking under his own power.

01:27:49

I'm just escorting.

01:27:51

All right.

01:27:52

You're kind of guiding him.

01:27:53

No, no, you're, he, you got arm and arm.

01:27:55

Yeah.

01:27:56

Just like that.

01:27:57

You got your, your arm on his shoulder.

01:27:58

He's got his arm on your shoulder.

01:28:00

Walking together.

01:28:01

Like my best gal.

01:28:02

I mean, yeah.

01:28:06

Or your best drunk buddy.

01:28:07

That's what I meant.

01:28:09

So I'm going to do a cool move.

01:28:15

And I'm going to slide and aim the, my, my lawn rifle.

01:28:22

And, and she rolls for cool move.

01:28:26

Okay.

01:28:29

That's really cool.

01:28:30

Um, is this like a, like a kind of a showing off maneuver or is this more of just like a strictly like you're trying to take them down maneuver?

01:28:38

I'm just trying to take them down.

01:28:40

Well, I would preferably like to take down the one with the gun, not the knife.

01:28:43

But if that's not fair.

01:28:48

No, I mean, I, it's, you totally can.

01:28:51

Um, yeah, I think you just use the hunt for that.

01:28:55

Right.

01:28:56

Or would you use finesse?

01:28:57

Cause you're kind of being like, you know, in a little trick shot.

01:29:03

I mean, I, well, cause it wasn't going to be exactly like close.

01:29:06

Okay.

01:29:09

So you're just trying to get him.

01:29:10

So like, okay.

01:29:11

So like on the picture, like the hallway, there's like one guy on the right.

01:29:16

Yeah.

01:29:17

That's the one I want to shoot at.

01:29:18

Whether he's the one with the knife or the gun, I don't really care.

01:29:22

Like, preferably the one with the gun, but whatever.

01:29:25

Yeah.

01:29:27

Uh, go ahead and, uh, roll.

01:29:29

I would assume hunt.

01:29:30

Hunt.

01:29:31

Okay.

01:29:32

Cause you're using your long rifle to kind of.

01:29:36

Yeah.

01:29:37

Okay.

01:29:40

Five.

01:29:41

Uh, you shoot the one that's on the right hand side.

01:29:45

He goes down pretty quickly.

01:29:47

Um, he's definitely wounded and bleeding out.

01:29:50

He did not have the gun though.

01:29:52

He did have a knife.

01:29:53

Um, the other one is with the gun is kind of getting closer and, uh, or rather is like,

01:30:01

you're getting closer to him and he's, you know, aiming the gun at you.

01:30:05

Fair.

01:30:06

Um, I come around the corner and I like, have my hands up, like, hold on there.

01:30:16

Hold on there.

01:30:17

Let's take it easy.

01:30:19

I'm saying now.

01:30:21

I'm saying now.

01:30:22

He hesitates partially cause his friend just got shot.

01:30:32

And also because he's now suddenly remembering you're the crazy screaming man from earlier.

01:30:38

I start coming up real close to him.

01:30:39

Like, uh, you know, like, come on.

01:30:41

All right, listen, we're, we got to get out of here.

01:30:43

Things are kind of tough.

01:30:44

These, that guy's crazy.

01:30:46

He's shooting people.

01:30:47

I just want to get out of here too alive.

01:30:48

All right.

01:30:49

And I'm trying to get as close.

01:30:50

I'm trying to get close to him.

01:30:51

So like, you know, get them on my side.

01:30:53

Um, uh, he's not letting you get too close.

01:30:56

He's kind of trying to back away.

01:30:58

Are you trying to like convince him to throw his weapon away?

01:31:01

Uh, I'm trying to get close enough to him that I can strike.

01:31:05

Uh, well, you're not going to be able to get like super close to him because he, you know, you, there's a man behind him with a rifle pointed at him and you're standing here like this.

01:31:16

Uh, but you get within like, you know, three or four feet and then he, he's, his back is against the wall and he's like, come any closer and I'm going to shoot.

01:31:25

All right.

01:31:27

Just relax.

01:31:29

Um, I don't know what to do.

01:31:32

I didn't think this.

01:31:34

All right.

01:31:35

Flashback.

01:31:36

All right.

01:31:37

Set the scene.

01:31:39

Okay.

01:31:40

So right.

01:31:42

As I started hearing the sirens going off.

01:31:45

Squish decided to grab a, the knife roll from the kitchen.

01:31:52

He's throwing knives.

01:31:54

The throwing knives.

01:31:55

Why would they have those in a kitchen?

01:31:57

Who needs to throw knives in a kitchen?

01:31:58

Well, they're paranoid, but they're, it's the best kind of kitchen.

01:32:04

They're so equally balanced.

01:32:07

As throwing knives.

01:32:10

What a coincidence.

01:32:12

Weirdly enough.

01:32:13

They're, they're, it's just not like they're double bladed.

01:32:17

Okay.

01:32:19

Yeah.

01:32:21

Okay.

01:32:22

So you, so you grabbed those with you.

01:32:23

You kept them with you.

01:32:24

I kept them with me.

01:32:25

I put them in my, in my, in my pocket, my bag, and I will take a load for that.

01:32:32

But didn't you also have a gun?

01:32:33

I, I picked that up though.

01:32:36

Yeah, but.

01:32:37

I didn't carry it with me.

01:32:38

All right.

01:32:39

I did a light load, which is how many items?

01:32:46

I mean, why do you need knives when you have a gun?

01:32:48

Three?

01:32:49

Why don't you shoot them?

01:32:53

Cause this is cooler.

01:32:54

All right.

01:32:55

Dick.

01:32:56

That's a good idea.

01:32:59

All right.

01:33:00

Yeah.

01:33:02

Maybe I should punch his dick.

01:33:03

So I'm just going to launch one of these throwing knives at him.

01:33:09

All right.

01:33:11

Go for it.

01:33:12

What is that?

01:33:13

I don't even know what that is.

01:33:14

Uh, that would be like finesse.

01:33:16

Oh boy.

01:33:18

Cause it's not quite like you're hunting him down.

01:33:22

You get him.

01:33:24

You get him.

01:33:25

I can throw that parrot knife.

01:33:27

Perfectly.

01:33:29

He doesn't even have time to react.

01:33:33

And he's dead.

01:33:34

It just hits him like.

01:33:35

Boom.

01:33:37

Right in the eye.

01:33:38

And he falls.

01:33:40

Right in the eye.

01:33:42

Right in the eye.

01:33:43

I go, Captain, grab that gun.

01:33:46

I grab the gun.

01:33:47

Yarr.

01:33:48

I didn't think he'd be so.

01:33:51

Receptive.

01:33:52

Oh yeah.

01:33:53

I forgot about the bell.

01:33:54

I wish I could fade that out.

01:33:58

Um, all right.

01:34:01

Uh, so you guys are going to go start heading.

01:34:04

Now you got two dead.

01:34:05

Uh, Captain squish are still leading the way up the hallway.

01:34:09

Uh, chuckles.

01:34:10

You're kind of trailing behind with sky lock.

01:34:13

He sees the two dead bodies and he kind of does one of those fainting.

01:34:16

One of those fainting maneuvers.

01:34:17

Is this the sort of rough house you, the, the life you lead.

01:34:22

Is this normal for you?

01:34:24

Yes.

01:34:26

And I punch him in the nuts.

01:34:31

No.

01:34:32

That's canon now.

01:34:33

Don't do that.

01:34:34

That's your, that's your uncle.

01:34:36

That's your finger banging uncle that you love so much.

01:34:38

Oh, oh, oh.

01:34:39

What's wrong?

01:34:45

Punch him in the nuts.

01:34:47

I thought you were talking about this next guy.

01:34:48

I, I didn't know you were talking about Skylok.

01:34:52

No.

01:34:53

Sky lock.

01:34:54

No, it's sky lock.

01:34:56

He is.

01:34:57

He sees the two dead bodies.

01:34:58

The ones with the, that's bleeding out.

01:35:00

Oh no.

01:35:00

And the one with a knife in his head or wherever that he got.

01:35:03

He's just stone cold dead.

01:35:04

He faints and he, oh.

01:35:05

Wait, no.

01:35:06

Is this the life you lead?

01:35:07

Is this what you do?

01:35:08

Skylok, Skylok, no.

01:35:09

Is this what you do?

01:35:10

Is this normal for you?

01:35:11

Skylok, no.

01:35:12

They're really tired.

01:35:13

Sleeping?

01:35:14

Yeah.

01:35:15

They're knocked out.

01:35:16

Listen, I may, I may, I may not live the hard life you live, but I'm not stupid.

01:35:21

I had nothing to do with this.

01:35:23

I was back there with you hugging.

01:35:25

Hugging?

01:35:29

Hugging.

01:35:34

Yeah.

01:35:35

You know, like you hug your drunk friend.

01:35:36

That's what you said, Andy.

01:35:37

Oh, right.

01:35:40

The, yeah.

01:35:41

Yeah.

01:35:42

You should probably fireman carry him though.

01:35:45

From this point out.

01:35:46

He's twice the size of me.

01:35:48

He is?

01:35:51

He is very tall.

01:35:52

Oh.

01:35:53

He's very tall and skinny.

01:35:55

Okay.

01:35:56

I don't know if he's exactly twice the size, but he's very much taller than, uh, than Chuckles.

01:36:02

Charles Sander.

01:36:03

That's a short joke.

01:36:04

So he's basically using Juckles as like a cane.

01:36:09

Like a cane.

01:36:10

Like a crutch.

01:36:11

Yeah.

01:36:12

Probably like a cane.

01:36:14

Yeah.

01:36:15

Yeah.

01:36:15

Probably like a cane.

01:36:17

Hey.

01:36:18

He just has one hand.

01:36:20

Not his shoulder.

01:36:21

Around the top of his head.

01:36:23

Hey.

01:36:25

Hey.

01:36:28

so same thing

01:36:31

you guys are running down the hallway

01:36:33

guard at the end

01:36:36

at this point is

01:36:37

he sees you guys coming

01:36:40

he just

01:36:41

pulls out his own weapon

01:36:44

you guys gonna try to kill him too

01:36:46

I wonder what they're gonna do

01:36:47

they'll probably try to talk to him or

01:36:49

perhaps

01:36:50

probably kill him

01:36:53

no holy shit

01:36:56

we were just trying to leave

01:36:57

and there's a couple of escaped inmates

01:37:00

out there they're going after those two guys

01:37:02

in the other room it's

01:37:04

crazy you gotta get back there

01:37:06

and help them

01:37:07

he is

01:37:12

a little unbelieving

01:37:14

are you gonna try to convince him or command

01:37:16

him I'll sway him

01:37:18

alright sway him

01:37:20

do you wanna

01:37:24

give him an extra boost captain oops sorry

01:37:26

no sorry

01:37:27

yeah

01:37:28

you convince him

01:37:30

he uh

01:37:30

he starts running

01:37:31

and he takes off

01:37:32

uh

01:37:33

the direction that you guys came

01:37:35

and you don't

01:37:36

see his reaction

01:37:37

but you can hear him go

01:37:38

oh my god

01:37:40

if we start

01:37:41

running out

01:37:43

you go

01:37:43

that guy was a fucking idiot

01:37:45

boys

01:37:45

what are you

01:37:47

what are you

01:37:47

what are you

01:37:48

what are you

01:37:48

trailer park

01:37:49

boy

01:37:49

like Ricky

01:37:51

from trailer park

01:37:52

boys

01:37:52

that's kind of what I was

01:37:54

going for

01:37:55

uh you make your way

01:37:58

down the hallway

01:37:59

there's one more guard

01:38:01

I'm gonna let you guys do it

01:38:02

he's at this point

01:38:03

so flabbergasted

01:38:04

he's heard the other guy

01:38:05

run

01:38:06

he's heard the other guy

01:38:07

scream

01:38:07

he's not gonna bother you

01:38:09

you guys gonna run past him

01:38:10

or you gonna engage him

01:38:11

oh I'm gonna run

01:38:12

I'm gonna run

01:38:13

can I

01:38:13

can I

01:38:14

hold on

01:38:15

hold on

01:38:16

hold on what

01:38:16

boo hear

01:38:17

boo hear me out here

01:38:19

this guy

01:38:21

was an idiot

01:38:22

right

01:38:22

he just let us by

01:38:25

without checking

01:38:25

any credentials earlier

01:38:27

uh huh

01:38:28

let's get him

01:38:29

to help us

01:38:30

carry Skyluck out

01:38:31

okay

01:38:33

can we do that

01:38:34

yeah

01:38:35

yeah

01:38:36

if you can

01:38:36

uh

01:38:37

if you can convince him

01:38:38

sure

01:38:38

alright

01:38:39

Andy

01:38:40

go sway him

01:38:41

you just did

01:38:41

pretty good job

01:38:42

with that last one

01:38:42

yeah

01:38:44

well that was luck

01:38:45

alright

01:38:46

there

01:38:47

there's

01:38:47

a bunch of shit

01:38:49

going on out there

01:38:50

inmates are trying to escape

01:38:52

the other guy

01:38:53

just trying to help him

01:38:54

but we're trying to get

01:38:55

this guy out here

01:38:56

out to safety

01:38:58

he was just

01:39:00

visiting

01:39:01

when

01:39:02

when everything

01:39:04

went down

01:39:04

they locked him up

01:39:05

so we're just trying

01:39:06

to get him out

01:39:06

no you're

01:39:06

can you talk about me

01:39:08

that's what happened

01:39:10

to me

01:39:10

Skyluck

01:39:11

was locked up

01:39:12

here

01:39:12

yes

01:39:14

he was arrested

01:39:15

I'm

01:39:17

I'm

01:39:17

not

01:39:18

lying

01:39:18

what

01:39:20

I'm

01:39:21

I'm

01:39:23

twisting the truth

01:39:24

oh

01:39:25

I didn't say

01:39:27

who needs help

01:39:28

no

01:39:29

oh

01:39:30

no

01:39:31

no

01:39:32

you're

01:39:32

confusing me

01:39:33

with Skyluck

01:39:34

yeah

01:39:37

no

01:39:38

he was definitely

01:39:39

a prisoner

01:39:40

they need help

01:39:41

they

01:39:42

they need help

01:39:43

oh

01:39:44

yes

01:39:45

can you help him

01:39:49

can you help us carry him out

01:39:51

he

01:39:54

he

01:39:54

he has heard this aside

01:39:56

where

01:39:56

you know

01:39:57

Charlesander

01:39:59

kind of

01:39:59

interrupted him

01:40:00

to be like

01:40:00

no

01:40:00

no

01:40:01

I was

01:40:01

I was in prison

01:40:02

you know

01:40:03

I got thrown in here

01:40:04

but he is pretty dumb

01:40:06

so if you want to go ahead

01:40:08

and try and sway him

01:40:09

you can give it a shot

01:40:10

if anyone else wants to help out

01:40:12

with the convincing

01:40:12

no go ahead

01:40:15

give it a shot

01:40:16

you're on your own

01:40:17

all right

01:40:17

so

01:40:17

plus

01:40:18

plus one

01:40:19

well

01:40:20

boo

01:40:21

that does mean you take stress

01:40:22

do you have

01:40:23

no

01:40:23

I don't want to

01:40:24

no I don't want to do that

01:40:25

I said go ahead

01:40:26

I don't want to help you either

01:40:27

I'm not helping

01:40:27

I was watching you

01:40:28

okay

01:40:29

so no one's helping

01:40:30

no

01:40:30

no

01:40:31

he's helping

01:40:31

you're out of here alone for this one

01:40:33

thanks

01:40:33

critical success

01:40:36

fucking critical success

01:40:38

I didn't know you could get critical success

01:40:41

if you had more than one six

01:40:43

that's critical

01:40:44

he uh

01:40:47

he goes

01:40:47

oh my god

01:40:48

of course

01:40:48

this has been a

01:40:49

complete miscarriage of justice

01:40:51

I can't believe this poor

01:40:52

old frail man was put in here

01:40:54

just when he was visiting this

01:40:55

obviously

01:40:56

the one that was in prison

01:40:58

uh

01:40:58

you know

01:40:59

man with the funny hat

01:41:00

and he rushes over

01:41:02

and he uh

01:41:03

he

01:41:04

you know

01:41:05

props up Skylock on his shoulders

01:41:07

and he's like

01:41:07

wait

01:41:08

give me his keys

01:41:09

can you carry me too

01:41:11

he's like

01:41:12

yes of course

01:41:12

here

01:41:13

and he gives you a pair

01:41:14

of of his keys

01:41:15

what

01:41:16

can you carry me

01:41:16

me too

01:41:17

no

01:41:20

it's too much

01:41:20

I don't think he can carry you

01:41:22

but he does

01:41:23

uh

01:41:23

he does have a cudgel

01:41:24

uh

01:41:25

that he takes off

01:41:26

and he goes

01:41:26

here

01:41:27

it'll be easier

01:41:28

without this

01:41:28

and he hands it to

01:41:31

whomever would like

01:41:32

to take it

01:41:33

he sticks it out

01:41:34

why

01:41:36

why

01:41:36

why

01:41:38

I don't

01:41:41

I'm gonna let you

01:41:42

take a mulligan on that

01:41:43

if you'd like

01:41:45

or if you wanna commit to it

01:41:46

that was

01:41:46

but it would be funny though

01:41:48

if he gave me that cudgel

01:41:49

and I just

01:41:49

popped him on the head

01:41:51

we got him

01:41:54

I feel like there are these moments

01:41:56

in Chuckle's mind

01:41:58

where he like acts out

01:41:59

these bouts of rage

01:42:00

and then he like

01:42:01

wildcard benches

01:42:02

and then he like snaps back to reality

01:42:05

and he's like

01:42:05

oh

01:42:06

I shouldn't punch my uncle

01:42:08

in the nuts

01:42:08

I probably shouldn't whack this guy

01:42:11

with a cudgel

01:42:12

he like has these like

01:42:13

like JD from Scrubs

01:42:15

very realistic like

01:42:17

moments

01:42:18

and then he's like

01:42:19

oh wait

01:42:19

I'm just kidding

01:42:21

that would be bad

01:42:24

no yeah

01:42:25

I don't do that

01:42:26

but it would've been funny

01:42:28

but you do take his cudgel

01:42:30

and you look at it

01:42:31

like

01:42:32

I could

01:42:32

I could

01:42:34

alright

01:42:38

well

01:42:39

you guys

01:42:40

as a group

01:42:41

you

01:42:42

squish

01:42:43

Captain

01:42:44

Chuckles

01:42:45

Skylock

01:42:47

with the help

01:42:47

of our

01:42:48

unknown

01:42:49

guard

01:42:50

the dim-witted guard

01:42:51

what's your name anyway

01:42:52

make it to the top

01:42:53

of the stairs

01:42:54

I don't know

01:42:58

my name

01:43:01

why do you need to know my name

01:43:03

I don't know

01:43:04

I just want to know

01:43:04

what to call you

01:43:05

you're helping us out

01:43:06

and if I need you

01:43:06

to get your attention

01:43:07

or you know

01:43:09

just give you

01:43:09

thanks

01:43:11

love

01:43:12

love

01:43:13

love

01:43:13

love

01:43:13

love

01:43:15

love

01:43:15

love

01:43:15

love

01:43:15

love

01:43:15

love you call me Chuck

01:43:16

what no no we can't have two Chucks

01:43:19

that's like Chuckle

01:43:20

it's too close

01:43:22

get a new name

01:43:22

I'll call you Dwayne

01:43:27

you can call me Paul

01:43:29

Paul

01:43:29

we already have a Paul

01:43:30

we already have a Paul

01:43:32

alright you can't be Paul either

01:43:35

you have a third name

01:43:36

I'm calling you Dwayne

01:43:39

Dwayne with a D

01:43:43

a D silent

01:43:44

like my name

01:43:46

alright

01:43:48

Dwayne it is

01:43:50

but pronounced like Wayne

01:43:53

his name is Chuck

01:43:55

Chuck Paul

01:43:56

Wayne

01:43:56

Chuck Hall

01:43:58

Wayne

01:43:58

Chuck Paul

01:44:01

Wayne

01:44:01

Chuck Paul

01:44:02

Wayne

01:44:02

Chuck

01:44:05

Paul

01:44:05

Wayne

01:44:06

serial killers

01:44:08

always have a name

01:44:09

so you guys make it to the top

01:44:10

the very top of the stairs

01:44:13

and as you do

01:44:15

the fighting has progressed

01:44:17

it's in the

01:44:19

it's in the hallways now

01:44:22

there are people just going

01:44:23

fist to cuffs the entire way

01:44:24

and you've noticed

01:44:26

there are three very distinctive groups

01:44:29

there are the people who are

01:44:31

very clearly police officers

01:44:33

they're in well pressed uniforms

01:44:35

there are prisoners

01:44:37

who just look like they've gotten out

01:44:39

there are police officers

01:44:41

in grungy uniforms

01:44:42

and there are men

01:44:43

with red sashes

01:44:45

around their belts

01:44:46

oh shit

01:44:47

but are there windows

01:44:50

by where we're at

01:44:51

it's not a

01:44:52

no

01:44:53

is there

01:44:56

is there a rampaging chimpanzee

01:44:58

well that's

01:45:00

kind of what I wanted to know

01:45:01

about

01:45:02

if there was windows

01:45:03

yeah it's not a resort

01:45:04

it's not filled with windows

01:45:05

there are no windows

01:45:09

that you

01:45:10

you can particularly

01:45:11

reach

01:45:12

they are quite a bit

01:45:13

off the ground

01:45:14

like towards the ceiling

01:45:15

um

01:45:16

and not

01:45:17

there are

01:45:18

windows

01:45:19

like that

01:45:20

around the rest of the building

01:45:21

but you are right by

01:45:22

like the prisoner cells

01:45:23

so there are no windows

01:45:26

yeah

01:45:27

can you

01:45:27

can you try to call

01:45:28

dd again

01:45:29

i forgot

01:45:33

hold on

01:45:35

hold on

01:45:35

i think i got it

01:45:37

also

01:45:41

i'm still looking

01:45:41

for neelix

01:45:42

i think i heard that

01:45:44

from

01:45:46

from bridget's computer

01:45:48

i like the idea

01:45:52

that maybe

01:45:52

it's just so high

01:45:53

pitched that

01:45:54

nobody can hear

01:45:54

it but dd

01:45:55

it's like one of

01:45:56

those dog whistles

01:45:57

dd and ghosts

01:46:01

so does that work

01:46:02

uh you know

01:46:04

well

01:46:04

roll just one die

01:46:05

we'll see

01:46:06

we'll play chance

01:46:07

is that a command

01:46:08

sure

01:46:10

it can be a command

01:46:12

because it is a command

01:46:12

for dd

01:46:13

literally it is a command

01:46:14

like a dog

01:46:15

yeah

01:46:15

all right

01:46:18

so roll your command

01:46:19

brandon

01:46:19

captain

01:46:24

he did already

01:46:24

you rolled it twice

01:46:28

i rolled just one die

01:46:29

no i rolled just one die

01:46:31

because that's what they said

01:46:32

initially but then i rolled

01:46:33

my command

01:46:33

oh so it's a four

01:46:36

because you don't have

01:46:37

any in command

01:46:38

no he's got

01:46:39

two command

01:46:41

oh okay

01:46:41

so it's a six

01:46:42

okay

01:46:43

uh it's a success

01:46:45

from the other side

01:46:47

of the uh

01:46:49

the prison

01:46:49

if you guys can see

01:46:50

on your left hand side

01:46:51

where there's this green area

01:46:52

that is the outdoor training

01:46:55

uh area

01:46:56

that's where dd's been waiting

01:46:57

and you just hear

01:46:59

his uh

01:46:59

his monkey

01:47:00

cry

01:47:01

what

01:47:02

on the other side

01:47:04

he's heard you

01:47:05

what was the command

01:47:08

to do

01:47:08

to come to you

01:47:09

just to get there

01:47:10

yeah

01:47:11

also i'm still

01:47:13

looking for my ghost

01:47:14

so i'm still running

01:47:15

around

01:47:16

where's where's neelix at

01:47:17

is he on this floor

01:47:18

he is

01:47:21

do you want me to tell you

01:47:24

are you gonna tune to him

01:47:25

again

01:47:25

are you already

01:47:26

tuned to him right

01:47:27

yeah

01:47:27

i should be able to see him

01:47:29

or at least

01:47:30

in this uh

01:47:33

bottom

01:47:34

right hand corner

01:47:35

where they're like

01:47:36

you can see there's like

01:47:36

bookshelves rolls

01:47:37

uh

01:47:38

uh

01:47:40

that is like the um

01:47:42

where they put all the evidence

01:47:43

and where

01:47:44

the people

01:47:45

bring their stuff

01:47:45

so i start running down

01:47:47

that way

01:47:47

uh

01:47:49

you do

01:47:50

um

01:47:50

and as you do so

01:47:51

you can kind of

01:47:52

you

01:47:52

you occasionally see this

01:47:54

like monkey head

01:47:54

kind of like

01:47:55

pop up

01:47:56

on the other side

01:47:57

of the fence

01:47:58

dd's there

01:47:59

what

01:48:03

i don't

01:48:07

why are you laughing

01:48:10

what i do

01:48:11

i sneezed

01:48:11

no no no

01:48:12

not you sneezing

01:48:13

oh

01:48:14

the

01:48:15

the

01:48:15

a-page is like

01:48:17

who's

01:48:18

he's like

01:48:18

popping up in the window

01:48:19

who's

01:48:20

who's

01:48:21

just like

01:48:22

figuring out where to go

01:48:24

to wreak havoc

01:48:26

he's pulling on the bars

01:48:29

yeah

01:48:30

uh

01:48:30

do you guys want to take a

01:48:32

call it for

01:48:33

this evening

01:48:34

right before you uh

01:48:36

so you're on the top floor

01:48:36

reunited with dd or

01:48:38

she's still looking for us

01:48:39

uh

01:48:44

dd's looking for an entrance

01:48:45

but uh

01:48:46

she'll find a way

01:48:47

dd finds a way

01:48:48

dd finds a way

01:48:51

dd will find

01:48:53

find a way

01:48:54

and she knows

01:48:54

to come looking for you

01:48:55

i have a pack of cigarettes

01:48:57

in my in my pocket

01:48:58

yes

01:48:59

in your head

01:49:02

tape

01:49:02

tape to the inside

01:49:03

of your head

01:49:04

right next to my onion

01:49:04

as dd pokes her head

01:49:09

in what do you wave

01:49:10

will matter

01:49:10

come on boy

01:49:12

like a dog biscuit

01:49:12

girl

01:49:13

monkey

01:49:14

ape

01:49:16

ape

01:49:17

apes a poppin

01:49:18

uh

01:49:22

uh

01:49:23

dd with her

01:49:25

great monkey strength

01:49:26

is able to uh

01:49:27

kind of

01:49:27

slip open one of the bars

01:49:29

and uh

01:49:30

pops in right next to you

01:49:31

more like

01:49:32

nicotine strength

01:49:34

i don't know

01:49:37

i couldn't come up with one

01:49:38

but she really wants a cigarette

01:49:39

you know how people get

01:49:40

she

01:49:43

you you better give her one

01:49:45

after that

01:49:45

okay

01:49:45

deal

01:49:47

all right so

01:49:52

just uh

01:49:53

just as a

01:49:54

idea

01:49:55

uh the

01:49:56

you guys have uh

01:49:57

come to the top of the stairs

01:49:59

you have dd

01:50:01

you have skylock

01:50:02

you have dwayne

01:50:03

the dim-witted guard

01:50:04

and you just need to get out

01:50:07

you

01:50:11

you have dd with her

01:50:13

and you just need to get out

01:50:13

of the stairs

01:50:14

and you just need to get out

01:50:15

of the stairs

01:50:16

and you just need to get out

01:50:16

of the stairs

01:50:17

and you just need to get out

01:50:17

of the stairs

01:50:18

and you just need to get out

01:50:19

of the stairs

01:50:19

and you just need to get out

01:50:20

of the stairs

01:50:20

and you just need to get out

01:50:21

of the stairs

01:50:21

and you just need to get out

01:50:22

of the stairs

01:50:23

and you just need to get out

01:50:24

of the stairs

01:50:24

and you just need to get out

01:50:25

of the stairs

01:50:25

and you just need to get out

01:50:26

of the stairs

01:50:27

and you just need to get out

01:50:28

of the stairs

01:50:28

and you just need to get out

01:50:29

of the stairs

01:50:30

and you just need to get out

01:50:31

and you just need to get out

01:50:33

you just need to get out

Sack of Cabin Boy