Did You Say Conjugal?
Season 3, Episode 10I just, I write, because I want to do, because right after the episode, I added it and I want
And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet.
And there's a picture of Milhouse that says when everyone makes fun of you because you have no hobbies.
Wait, do you, I think, uh, the, uh, hygiene department, department of hygiene would be really interested about what's going on in, uh, in that restaurant of yours.
That's just your, uh, that's just your other roommate that, uh, that screams and swings around the buildings like he's, uh, like he's a-
A couple of the guards kind of get a little up front with you, uh, as your voices start getting a little bit louder.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like what a baseball bat was before a baseball bat was a thing.
Yeah, a billy club, or like, you know, sometimes they have a little, like a, like a knot at the end, so, you know, like a stick.
And, uh, as they leave, uh, Lachlan looks over his shoulder and he goes, sorry to hear about
And, uh, as he, as he leaves, he kind of slams the door to the golden toad, golden toad, the,
too, uh, you know, and I figured why not have a, he's a talkative fellow, aren't you, Paul?
Like, all of the valuable ingredients and the valuable things that he sells are still either on the shelf or on the floor, right?
You follow the boot prints and they go into the room in the back where it looks like he was in the middle of something because there's, like, on the table, there's still, like, ingredients in little pots and little empty glass vials everywhere.
And when you look at it, it just looks like it's a list of ingredients and kind of, like, general directions.
That breaks me out of my pouting spell and I turn around and say, did you find loody magazines?
Why does your uncle have so many loody magazines hanging around these, hanging around the store?
This entire time, you've been bitching at him about garlic onions, and you had this under your hat the entire time?
But, uh, unfortunately, squish the, uh, the, uh, although you've found most of the ingredients
I do imagine in the bottom of your bag, there were just, just dozens of little packets that
Uh, you kind of get one little plume of dust in your face, or a little bit of smoke in your
As you, uh, you kind of mix them up in your little mortar and pestle, and you mix everything
together, and you're able to create one slightly neon-looking orange liquid that you pour into
But luckily for you, uh, before you guys can even, uh, leave, uh, a man walks through the door.
Um, can I say that we are like poking our heads out from the back room, like three stooges?
You could get yourselves arrested, but then you got to have a plan for once you get arrested
Juggles, he'll come up to you at some time in the prison and he'll pretend to be your prison daddy.
I mean, unless you guys can think of, uh, some more, you can either go in as prison guards,
You could get yourself arrested and thrown in, but then again, you don't have run of the place.
He's going to have to take Paul with him because I can't, I don't, I don't want to lose my buddy Paul.
If you wanted to do a conjugal visit when you do your action rule, I would just give you like it'd be standard risky.
Honestly, I would say that they probably like there is a bounty on your head on all three of your heads.
But I also don't think you're that like if you were to dress up slightly different, I don't think anyone would notice.
I mean, as long as you're not wearing what you took, you know, your fancy clothes, your denim tuxedo that you wore in the picture.
I think you you might be fine if you look like a normal person or however you want to do it.
Well, I heard price on on your head and I wasn't sure if that meant like for the gangs in town or if it's.
We're blowing up a rich person's house and punching that guy in the nuts prior to blowing up his house.
I was just saying that we were I was just trying to get come up with a reason we could all get into the prison separately.
And I feel like if if we got Tawny as an employee, you know, he would know some weaknesses.
So because you're all doing something slightly different, I'm going to have you each roll your
So down in the left hand corner, just to give you, since I feel like this is only fair, since
When you roll an action roll, you pick one of your ratings for like your insight, your progress, or your resolve.
So, Tawny, uh, you find that Tawny is, uh, somehow has gotten his hand on a police uniform.
Uh, and he takes you by the scruff, and he busts open the police guard, or the hawk's nest, uh, door.
Uh, he, uh, the guard kind of looks him over and hands Tawny some paperwork, uh, to start filling out, to start getting you arrested.
As Tawny, uh, fills, fills out the paperwork, uh, the guard kind of comes over to you, and he, uh, attempts to start kind of, like, feeling you, you know, making sure you're not holding anything.
Some broken, you know, uh, you know, uh, yeah, just, uh, the Neelix bottle, that's about it.
So he pulls out the Neelix bottle, an empty ghost bottle, uh, cause that's all you have, right, is the two?
And, uh, he puts the box on the counter and then kind of shoves it through this little, like, hole in the wall.
All right, and you're getting, uh, you're just gonna apply there for, uh, for a job as a cook?
Uh, so, uh, you get to the front door, and the same guard looks at you and kind of does a...
Definitely looks like he's been drinking a little bit, and he kind of, like, looks you over, and he's like, oh.
He doesn't like you, um, but he is gonna lead you, this guy, he is gonna lead you down into the kitchen.
Um, as you walk past the kitchen, you're gonna see, uh, you're gonna see the captain is getting tossed into one of these interview rooms.
And he starts barking orders at you, telling you, you know, make me this, make me that, let's see how well you can do.
And the captain has been a prisoner for longer than he expected to be because he wasn't listening to the plan.
And between your drinking and your, um, general amnesia, you don't really remember anything.
Uh, there's a large holding pen with, uh, five men in it, but you're in a solo cell, uh, in between two other people.
In between the walls of the prison cell, there are, um, you know, they're not, they go pretty high up, but there is, like, a little space between that and the wall.
This guy on the other side, he's a very old, very sunbaked, wrinkly, long beard, very, very thin man, very, very old man.
We normally don't, uh, don't do family visits, but, uh, if you follow me, I'll, uh, I'll have
Takes, you know, quite a long time because he's got to go down the hallway, down the stairs,
Uh, so you don't see him squish, but they bring Shylock in on the other side of the, uh, of the, of the wall here.
He looks really beat up and he's, uh, his eyes kind of swollen and he's dirty and he's just like, just very deranged.
I was, I was in my shop and, and then all of a sudden there's this commotion and, and I was dragged, dragged over here.