- Crew of the Kahuna

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definitely caught you on cameras chuckles

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yeah i was really proud of that uh that picture by the way really turned out

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you know what happened is i i was at work and uh i was in the middle of a a meeting

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i'm just kidding

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i had a google ad meeting today i didn't even put it together that it was like him

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not only that i'm just wearing the same hat i'm wearing the same hat

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party goes down in flames man experiences extreme testicle trauma after being unable to find the

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statue before their time limit the crew produced a genius plot while captain clyde distracted the

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audience with a tale of fishy fornication oh that's nice juckles stole the statue from its case

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they tried to make a quick exit but were stopped by watt who had the real lion juckles triggered into

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a relief in a junior high flashback punched the offending man in the family jewels sending him

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to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan but the junk boys weren't the only ones

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serving deception lady amora amoria drew a gun on the party goers and threatened to set off a bomb if

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she wasn't giving the lion squish and chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake and the party

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dispersed in a panic as our crew narrowly escaped the house exploded into a fireball so now what the boys

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have the statue but will that be enough to satisfy baz watch is on the lookout for a farting nut punching man who

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nearly got him killed how many more enemies can our crew make and that that's a good question so

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challenge so many so many like i said i think it's more of a how many more things can we can we explode

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i mean we've already exploded a boat and a man to be fair the boat and a man the boat didn't explode it

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did did get a hole punched through it and and then it it sunk so i mean well something exploded inside the

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boat that's true that's true those goddamn rutabagas

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for their explosive nature i forgot all about the rutabagas

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no you didn't no you forgot what a rutabaga was that's different

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he ain't lying can't make can't make whiskey out of it so he didn't care says who

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i mean i i i guess i assume you can't make whiskey out of it you've never been in jail my friend have

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you ever eaten a rutabaga uh not raw it tastes like whiskey yes but that's also because it was soaked in whiskey

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i guess it's like a vodka right like made with potato yeah yeah or gin or whatever gin's made out of

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okay the amazing the real question is if that's true then what the

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the fuck did we give that guy with the onion juice with the kid

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he was pretty trusted after it was an onion whiskey cocktail yeah

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and he was very drunk and we got him tossed out of that party then who the hell did i hit

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my damn diabetes

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well uh yeah so you guys ran home i'm guessing uh

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we we we we we we uh we've got some uh some uh

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uh items to dole out yeah yeah y'all got some prizes all right so i can't believe you're about

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to reward us for that yeah you know what it's speaking of

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i don't think previous i don't think previous game masters would have no no

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no previous game master would have sent you right to jail

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with the rapists

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speaking of uh

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somebody wants to talk to you oh boy oh dear

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oh no oh you are sitting there as you guys stand presumably in what you were wearing before

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which is now smoke covered uh clothing this is my fancy shirt

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your this is my fancy shirt your denim tuxedo uh a long double-sized frock coat that the captain is

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wearing right because or no were you wearing that chuckles who was the head i was yeah so

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presumably the pirates wearing nothing yeah he's just wearing his normal frock coat

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and baz well he's not too happy he's uh

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so yeah you want to explain yourselves there

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what happened do we have to mission succeeded

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rousing success did you see this and he he pulls out a picture of the newspaper and it's like

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the early evening or you know first morning early express and he goes you're on the front of the

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customer i look pretty good i look cool as hell in that picture

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they caught you in photography i was gonna say camera

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we're we're gonna have to frame that you got an extra copy

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go to the newsstand it's everywhere it's literally the hottest thing right now literally it just came

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off the press feel it and you he hands it to you and it is slightly warm i put it in my pocket

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now the question is did we succeed in our goal of swapping out the statue

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you know what you're right you're right and baz goes into his pocket and he pulls out

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four coin and he puts it on the desk and he goes uh but i think i think there were some caveats around

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this uh for example um you weren't supposed to be seen doing it that's definitely uh one of them

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i'm sure we agree to that no one saw us do it okay well they're definitely the house was blown up

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yeah definitely people know it probably wasn't our fault it was gonna do that anyway we don't have

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it we don't have an explosions expert on this team who do you think will set that up no i

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onion guy or the chef i'm actually captain i am shut up i actually am an expert no you're not

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i'm not yeah all you're good at doing is farting that's the only explosions you do

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yeah well that got us out of a jam didn't it get us out of a jam shut the fuck up

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one of the coins and he sticks it back in his pocket and the deal was is that you switched the lions and

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that you embarrassed the red sashes by calling it a fake i i don't think that happened i think people

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were too busy running out of that house to realize where anything was no no it happened we switched the

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lions and i called it out as a fake we filled those two necessities i'm not sure they believed you though

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does it matter i called it out as a fake it was definitely to make a believe it also we were

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trying to humiliate that guy right and now he's got no home now he's homeless it's the ultimate

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humiliation one might say he's never gonna have an air we're living better than him right now technically

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true also yes as uh as squish said probably not procreating anytime soon well i mean i'm sure there

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was a lot of wealth in that house but you know how like the wealthy work right it's all it's not

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liquid you know it's all in accounts and everything i'm sure he'll find some place to land on his feet

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and well he did punch him in the nuts and passed out laughing a little bit

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everyone's heard about it are you kidding me someone's out there shouting he's got that look in his eye

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you don't think people looked i pull on the paper and i switch to page two and go

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yeah it's right there oh my reputation i fold it back up and put it in my pocket

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oh man i just got rid of the reputation from middle school for nut punching

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and the first thing you do is punch a nut

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i shouldn't be giving you anything but uh here you can have a coin each for that display that you call uh

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work i suppose why did you take one away because that listen you blew up the house i don't think no we

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did not

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you got a reputation for blown up houses and now uh this all of this has brought way too much attention

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onto me uh i i've got if you heard what happened to turn swallow

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i assume he died in the explosion or horribly just figured i hope even worse the police caught him

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was he talking what was he doing bad what was he doing bad he was drunk stumbling around screaming

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it's a fake while the house was burning was up in smoke i mean they just thought he was a crazy

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person but they took him into the they took him downtown boys that's like three out of my seven days a week

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yeah well you ought to think to make it that you're not arrested then

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do you see why you're getting three and not four no

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well what a surprise three not four

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no

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uh

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so you guys each uh get a unless you want to stash them but uh or you're getting three coin each one

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coin each i think i i think i want to stash one of mine because i think my pockets are full

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well that must be a nice problem to have it is not all of us ate our payment from the last job

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do i regret it no you said you should it was very good all right you got one coin in your till

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squish it chuckles you keeping yours you throwing it in with the with the rest of the groups what is it

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you can either keep a coin on you or you can throw it into the um like group fund

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why would i share it when i could keep it for myself

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and then keep it for yourself all right i will then

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biggest

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i can't do this

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i'm putting it up my pocket

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all right i already put it in

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awesome all right well i also stole the newspaper no no i already had the newspaper in my pocket

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oh yeah you did those things are like five they're like it's nothing i mean honestly you can keep it

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uh in other news uh that was fucking cool though right i mean

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starts laughing he's not so angry right now uh

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yeah uh can't can't believe you did that um do you understand the reputation now you have

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like you're not just these this crazy group of oddballs and misfits and smelling

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onion smelling drunk pirate red skin demon gang

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yeah we're like plus house exploders i feel like you're talking down to us right now i don't

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appreciate it you guys we just blew up a house we did not blow up the house he doesn't know that

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we could blow this house up right now if we wanted to so i've watched you i'd like that you say

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i would watch the last thing you said

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listen boys all i'm trying to say is your reputation's gone up really and and both

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well not necessarily my eyes but all right gone up sky high yeah all right

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yeah he's got four rep wait is that good yeah

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how much heat do we have what how much heat do we have oh you have a lot

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so so according to the book uh four is considered probably appropriate for uh your level of uh

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destruction uh that you caused i think six is like for a full assassination temp

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everyone say you did that bad but you guys definitely didn't uh this was not a sneaky queen clean quiet job

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again i will argue we did not blow up the house

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but nobody thinks we blew up the house doesn't matter what actually happened we're not going to

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go to court for this i don't know if that's cool or not i'm on the fence it was very cool

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all right yeah we'll take it then we don't have choice

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people are not going to mess with us or else they'll know we'll blow up their house you know yes

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plus you get a plus one heat since uh you did destroy you know a rich man's house too

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wasn't just anyone's house we'll either blow your house up or blow your nuts up but something's

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getting blown up

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uh did you just say you're gonna blow their nuts

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oh yeah they're gonna blow their nuts up don't forget the up it's very important

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oh man

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uh plus that you guys get a crew upgrade so you got a

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six points two for your score two for the way that you did it and two for really boistering

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your reputation uh everyone knows who you are now oh so we're famous you are and that means your

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crew went up a level yay you guys could do an upgrade uh

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what does that what does that mean can we put an addition on the junk floor

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i don't think we never did one did we maybe maybe central air

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uh you did hold on of course in the fantasy world we're in the central air

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fantasy yeah there's a giant hole in the ground yeah how about like a like a removable flap

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trap door for pooping for you what is our crew again your crew's a shadow

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oh i thought you're talking about our name because now it says the nut hunting brigade which i never

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agreed to

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oh mine still says the junk boys

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oh on the outside it does but in in the inside it says uh the nut hunting brigade

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oh yeah here let me change that oh i can't see it

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now with a house

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oh here's actually the house blasters

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i think just blasters might work

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we had to blow up more than one thing

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yeah that's true like a boat and a man we blew up a man remember he didn't die

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no there was a guy that died he came to haunt us and then we sent him away somehow i don't

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remember how i think we oh from a couple bucks yeah

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uh so you guys can upgrade either your uh your layer if you want to add something or make it you

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know a little bit more secure you can upgrade like uh a level like everyone can just get one

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upgrade to thumb skill can we add a turret

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no unfortunately i don't think a turret is a uh is an option there you could do workshop

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no he didn't say turret he said turlet

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turlet it's a turlet

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what's the hole for

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it's for getting into and out of

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we're not supposed to be pooping in it

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you promised me

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we're not not supposed to though

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so uh think about that for a second because in the meantime you all got your own xp too

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okay uh so brandon and andy both got or i'm sorry uh captain and a squish you both got uh plus three

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xp that you can use on whatever you want um you can either get another skill or give yourself another

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ability point uh chuckles you get plus four because i gotta be honest nut punching was not on my uh

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things that were going to happen list and you succeeded swimmingly i would not encourage me to do things like

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that well you got yourself an extra xp points i have fun with that i'm just gonna waste it

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can i add to my command how do i yes i don't so if it's all is that one xp or three or was

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so you so are you looking at your sheet yeah you see where it says abilities

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oh ability is no that's your xp so you add one two and then you would gear it out and give yourself one

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more oh you just do it yeah i just did it okay then how's that adding to my command and then you just

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give yourself plus one command right there so you see how i added the command

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you had one now it's two wait so what do i get then he gets one plus one command

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because he just upgraded his xp so you should have um i think you already upgraded

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you just upgrade yeah oh then you can do whatever you want you can do an extra like ability a point

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if you want to just added like an extra special ability you want to pick one from your character

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sheet you can do that okay so so i get so okay so it's just one to spend somewhere it's just one

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suspend one special ability or one like ability point tiger or captain chuckle i used all three of mine

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right so your x it's just xp adds up and then once you fill up that bar that's when you get the extra

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ability point it's like you went up a level okay you don't get three you just get one i see yeah

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you got three xp and that you went up a level so you get the one

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which one oh abilities i see

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wait do i have a hunting pet a pet yeah the monkey

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yeah i well i was gonna make dd my pet i think that was great all along yeah okay

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it's all about the friends we made along the way

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all right well then i'm not gonna spend one i'm gonna save it up

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all right because i want to make dd a ghost hunter

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okay

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all right all right all good all good yes

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you get tiger uh okay i i can spend it either on a point of any of these abilities right

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can i spend it on a special ability yes

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you can do one or the other you just can't do one or the other i just can't do both okay and

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i think i'm looking at the right spot with the point so i get four which would fill it up all the way

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right and then i the other two roll over for later right yes so you like fill up that level and then you

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start building up the next one all right um i would like to

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spend it on uh another tinker so then i would have i'd be maxed out at four okay

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okay

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okay

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and you're saying i'm not an explosions expert

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you can be do you want to do you want to do is there is there a different person that is the explosion expert

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no i definitely think it would be tinker okay

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i was just saying that you weren't to to to throw baz off

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right but we didn't blow the house up right but i was being dumb and also prideful

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sounds like right helmet before the dumb fall

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exactly i also want a lab can we get a lab

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like a labrador no no a dog how the hell are we gonna get a dog up here

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now the monkey makes sense we got an ape yeah he climbs trees she get a workshop you would need to

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your kit your crew upgrade the one you haven't decided yet you'd have to use that on a workshop

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may i posit we get a workshop why for me to build things for us like

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um i don't know things to blast nuts i don't know i don't know yet but we could build stuff

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we could build our walkie talkies in there we could build our walkie talkies in there i could

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build purpose built tools um i guess i can't think of any that we could have used but that's

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you know we could figure it out probably how much does that cost it'd be one one upgrade

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one true upgrade which we have one available

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come on come on i was gonna suggest a pole down the hole you know like batman but if you want to

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put that's fine oh that pole is going to get shitty

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you mean the pole yeah yeah the pole is going to be very shitty

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it's gonna be a mess all right then labrador no not door laboratory

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all right i guess we can get a laboratory

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yes yeah i'm gonna make you guys so happy you're not gonna regret this you better punch some

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fucking nuts for this you better you better lab us up a fucking toilet and some walkie talkies

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because i can't steal any more carpet from that place yeah well they're not gonna let you back in

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and i don't think that watt is ever gonna stop choking on his nuts

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i did leave carpet this surgery successful maybe he will if that carpet blew up that is no longer viable

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it's burnt you can't get rid of fire damage yeah

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it keeps ants away but it looks terrible smells bad too

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ruins the resale value

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does it though so what does the laboratory give us

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gives us the ability to make cool stuff

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so here it says it uh it has tools for tinkering and alchemy library of books documents and even

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maps maps you may accomplish long-term projects with these assets without leaving your layer

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uh also in general i think if you were to create something it'd give you a plus one

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uh

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proficiency since you've had time to make it in your in your own special area without having to

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you know i don't know how that works do you have to buy time in a lab i don't know

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not in our lab i just thought of what i wanted to make

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i want to make one of those guns from the cartoons that shoots the boxing glove

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and i want to use it

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what are you going to use it

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he's going to become a vigilante

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he's the nut hunter

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i'm the nut hunter

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yeah

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just

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there's got to be a better name there's got to be a better way

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you've got to get over this you've got an addiction

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that's my purse i don't know you

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as always been a pleasure in front of baz

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he's just been listening to you can talk about a lab the whole time

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uh

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isn't he the one who gave you the the warehouse or the junk fort yeah

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he did

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he certainly did

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where did he get a junk fort for now

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well these are the real questions we should be asking

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don't ask me about my business boys and he throws you out

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i think that's exactly what he said when i asked him the first time

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what i do with the junk fort is none of my business it's not my business anymore i gave it to you

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though you keep acting this way i'm gonna take it back did you sign the deed over so i feel like

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something's up with this junk fort i feel like this it's either it's either you know

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cursed or

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right we gotta look for bugs

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like ants

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but you have plenty of no no no not ants i know we have those

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dd eats them all so it works out because we don't have to feed him feed her then

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he does smoke a lot of cigarettes he does he probably keeps away a lot of bugs it's just the sheer smoke

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and he keeps the pounds off because that ape is so cool

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all right well you guys are free to start any

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downtime activities anybody want to go first anything they got want to do accomplish stress

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they want to relieve vices they want to partake in

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long-term projects

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hey i would like to try to knock down some time on my on the walkie talkies

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okay in the lab in my lab in the lab our lab

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lab

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no we do not

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all right well yeah three sections left so i think you stole the uh

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like the

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diagram on how to do it you know you stole the uh pieces on how to do it so yeah it's just up to

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actually making it all right so uh yeah if uh tiger if you are tiger sorry

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chuckles if you want to roll that plus one for your uh squish well squish yeah

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are you are you making them or is chuckles making them

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well i think i should be making them but you should be maybe you're on my shoulder

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well and i don't want to eat up one of your downtime activities if if you have a tough plan it can be a

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group activity where it only counts towards you squish since you're the leading the activity

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if it goes badly it's gonna go badly for you

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i just imagine you're over my shoulder the entire time telling me what to do it's very annoying

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no i want it this way i want to flip switch not a button

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a button a button oh did did you upgrade my

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tanker in here already i did not did you i can do it though nope i did just did it okay yeah so

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you can uh throw your tinker and then you get plus one for using your fancy new laboratory

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nice how is this laboratory attached to the junk fort by the way that's what i'm curious about

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oh very precariously it's just there's just uh a couple of railroad ties that stick out the side

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and uh it's just hanging it's not in the wind because there's uh tin around it um but it definitely

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has a sign no not a sign it's not a door it's one of those uh like the beads like in that 70s show

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and it says keep out is there at least a table on there yeah yeah there's a table inside

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let's go to your table to eat dinner and a vice

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why would you need a vice who knows but they always have them in labs

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like a thing to hold on to things brandon not like a vice like drinking oh i thought that was he was

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just getting oh

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oh

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well i was wondering why you wanted to install a vice you have booze in here

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i heard there were vices in here where's the booze are you looking at naked ladies in there

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you sissy

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all right uh so partial success so you managed to complete the walkie talkies however uh you only

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had enough parts to make two of them which is kind of hard for a three-man crew oh there's gonna be no

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no it looks like captain's not gonna talk to anyone this is yep this is not gonna cause a fight ever

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i'm definitely taking one i'm sorry my my camera went out for a second what happened

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we finished the walkie talkies but uh there's only two of them oh i don't want any of that technology

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stuff i'll just you know send a carrier pigeon or a message in a bottle i assume you have plenty of

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bottles oh yes i've got plenty of bottles and plenty of messages here's a message fuck you squish

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i'm just kidding bud you're a good guy you're all right you're all right

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so glad he's not gonna be able to say any of this when i'm far away or i'm not gonna be able to hear

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him say it

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unless i pickpocket one of yous testing testing is this thing on testing you forgot to say over over

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over what over

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squish squish this is juckles

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hello hello over come in juckles juckles your best friend hello oh hey i've been trying to reach

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you about your car's extended warranty

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oh yeah what about it over you don't have a car over and then i hang up oh that was mean

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all right well congrats you have walkie talkies now i think that will be useful considering your uh

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you guys like to split up and search for clues just like the scooby-doo gang

00:32:24

how dare you scooby-doo mystery mystery inc

00:32:29

mystery incorporated do you think they had an llc or were they really incorporated

00:32:38

melm is pretty smart daphne's got the money and that's true it's all coming together now

00:32:47

oh my god these kids were geniuses now all they need is a stoner and his dog

00:32:53

oh you know it and that's how they get the show

00:33:00

all right uh captain you got a down time you got something you got to do i am going to a bar

00:33:06

all right i'm gonna release some stress

00:33:10

the downtrodden toad the downtrodden toad

00:33:15

anyone else going with him who's coming with cabin boy you're coming with and i grab you by the back

00:33:23

your scruff and start carrying you with that okay that's fine you carry me but i'm not the cabin boy

00:33:28

that was a ruse you're my cabin boy you're a great cabin boy the best one i've ever had

00:33:35

are you drunk already we're not even there yet you blew up a house

00:33:39

allegedly i read it in the newspaper do you see that allegedly i didn't even know you could do that

00:33:49

you know squish was not going to join but as those two were walking away i started

00:33:54

hearing this conversation and i decided to join

00:33:57

as you uh walk into the downtrodden toad oh hold on what just happened

00:34:04

you better not be rotating

00:34:07

i didn't do it i am rotating i'm just trying to i zoomed in accidentally and now i can't zoom out

00:34:16

well it doesn't matter uh as you walk into the downtown toad as soon as you open the door everybody

00:34:22

turns and they look at you and they they all give you a cheer everyone yells uh they're so happy to see

00:34:28

you and rigby comes over and he says my boys we read about the paper we heard what you did i mean who

00:34:35

else who else but you and he uh sits you on down and he offers you one free drink

00:34:43

who's taking it i take one drink each it's just one drink for the three of us

00:34:49

oh it's gone no it is one drink you're right you got me it's uh one drink each

00:34:55

uh i'll take some holy water all right

00:35:02

captain what are you drinking

00:35:07

on your good friend rigney rigney give me some whiskey make it sour

00:35:12

chuckles yeah anything for you chuckles um

00:35:17

yes

00:35:19

what's all right what's good oh do you want to hear about our specials tonight yeah please it's whiskey

00:35:30

and beer just like every night all right i'll have that together yeah i yeah i yeah it's i guess

00:35:38

all right i just gotta add some onion to it make your own little cocktail again

00:35:45

uh he he comes out and gets you uh all the drinks the uh the holy water is in like a very nice tall

00:35:53

clean glass captain you just get a short squat little glass of whiskey uh chuckles you just get a shoe

00:36:00

with some random dark liquid in it and there's definitely an olive kind of floating on a toothpick

00:36:05

nice on top this is great do you have any jelly beans

00:36:08

yes no jelly beans you guys remember that episode of uh simpsons where uh they're in there with uh

00:36:18

uh yoko ono and barney orders a beer and she orders hey a man's hat with perfume with a plum floating in

00:36:27

it

00:36:27

but and then mo just pulls it out

00:36:30

a milk steak a milk steak but that's like what i imagine yours looks like except it's a shoe

00:36:39

except it's a shoe it's a bum shoe so it's got a hole in the toe

00:36:44

and that's where you drink it out of you can you gotta hold your thumb over it in the meantime yes

00:36:50

yeah all right well boys take a drink it's on me uh captain you

00:36:59

sorry

00:37:01

because uh you actually have your vice healed through drinking you can go ahead and roll and see if you uh

00:37:12

yeah down on your vising on your stress

00:37:15

what do i roll

00:37:20

anything i think it's equal to the number of like points you have along the side so it's like

00:37:28

two i think hold on don't matter yeah none of this matters it don't matter it don't matter

00:37:37

uh your lowest attribute so uh

00:37:39

uh

00:37:39

yeah yours just be two

00:37:44

okay so uh

00:37:47

just roll two i'm looking for the sorry i don't remember where i don't remember anything that i can't

00:37:54

put camera comment there

00:38:03

all right uh you reduce uh 10 strap wait is it 10 do you add them i thought your advice was reading

00:38:09

and drinking just reading and drinking oh i didn't know you could have two

00:38:14

do you want just like no just like mine is cat food or animal food and whoring

00:38:23

yeah not anymore you've been banned oh no she died she died in the explosion

00:38:29

maybe yeah

00:38:31

so you clear just equal to your highest diet results so uh six you clear six stress

00:38:36

captain okay cool

00:38:38

he didn't over indulge again did he

00:38:43

he did not just buy one though

00:38:45

no that's good

00:38:46

you got it brandon i'm trying

00:38:53

it

00:38:53

six so i should only have one stress right yeah if that's it yeah yeah yeah you're good

00:39:08

no no this matters

00:39:09

all right

00:39:14

uh

00:39:18

anything else you want to do here captain you want to just drink

00:39:22

i'm drinking and i'm making merry with everybody around me i'm trying to talk to people who are uh

00:39:28

sitting next to me and uh how's that going for me

00:39:35

oh let's see

00:39:37

fairly well uh everyone's excited to hear about your fish stories uh that seems to be

00:39:45

pretty exciting for everyone uh rigby's in the uh corner kind of just you know nodding appreciative

00:39:52

lightly uh he does kind of sidle up to your table at one point though after you guys have been there

00:39:57

for a while and he's like just so we're clear uh you know i think you boys are all all great and all

00:40:03

that i have nothing against you but uh you're not gonna you're not gonna blow up the tavern are you

00:40:08

don't cross me

00:40:11

look i know how it is these i've been in the business a very long time do you um

00:40:18

you know what we could come to an arrangement about oh my god are we gonna get a big protection

00:40:29

what hopefully we're gonna oh my god we're shaking him down i whispering to squish i think we're shaking

00:40:37

him down he came up to us for us to shake him down this is amazing i should have blew the house up

00:40:45

years ago yeah all right well what do you want to do i don't know uh how about three coffees for life

00:40:57

no what about like one coin a job

00:41:01

well what job whatever you think is fair i just don't know if you noticed this uh the

00:41:09

the junk fort it's right above me you guys are like sometimes when i'm coming into work things

00:41:15

drop down on the below i don't ask questions i i don't i really don't uh but i saw that you got a lab

00:41:22

up there now i saw some smoke coming out of it from the other day some sparks and this this

00:41:32

i love you smoke and spark assumes we have a lab how about this rigney you pay all of our medical bills

00:41:39

no questions asked oh you can ask all the questions you want

00:41:47

well i do have that very convenient sister in the back she's a pretty decent healer uh

00:41:54

uh she'll give it to you all right as long as we don't blow this place up

00:42:00

with it yeah that's kind of the idea i mean like we're friends we're friends you guys

00:42:05

yeah yeah you attract all these patrons everyone's here wanting to hear your stories everyone saw you

00:42:11

in the newspaper this morning everyone thinks you're just you're just great and it's been good for

00:42:16

business but i do worry there's lots of sounds and smells coming on from up there and i just as a

00:42:22

concerned citizen that lives right below you i would just appreciate it if we just could come to some

00:42:30

sort of arrangement in terms of blowing up and not preferably not yeah no juggles you think that's a good deal

00:42:38

i to to what now i can't play loud music in all hours of the day now we got free health care

00:42:45

weird so we've got benefits yeah but we don't pay for them wow this is a fantasy

00:42:59

yes exactly what is this what it should be like this is exactly how it has to be you have to

00:43:09

blow up people's place things and then you can get health care you blow up a house in a boat

00:43:15

wrong

00:43:15

uh

00:43:19

uh

00:43:29

oh i'm looking at rigney

00:43:30

is the oh the bartender's name is rigney rigney yeah i've been calling him toad

00:43:35

and unlimited onions

00:43:42

listen i mean sure i'm pretty sure the little one's been stealing them as it is

00:43:46

no also allegedly you know squish the onions will beget more onions you just have to

00:43:53

hold on for a little while just trying to sweeten the pot for you

00:43:59

that's a weird choice of fruit then if you're trying to sweeten the pot i mean technically it's a

00:44:06

it's a vegetable is it though yes more more on that later

00:44:11

all right

00:44:17

well

00:44:17

free health care

00:44:19

snacking onions one more round of drinks on the house

00:44:22

for the uh what are you called now

00:44:26

the nut hunting brigade we have the ball

00:44:28

hunters boys the ball blasting brigade

00:44:31

how's the ball blasting

00:44:32

the ball blasting

00:44:34

wow

00:44:36

everyone cheers cheers wildly uh but as they're cheering uh there's someone who's a little little

00:44:45

disgruntled sitting in in the corner and he's staring at you captain

00:44:50

he's kind of got his eyes squinted

00:44:51

it's his long-lust merman son

00:44:55

you don't know that all right she was a real lady and she had a lot of

00:45:01

birth quality qualities

00:45:03

fishy qualities

00:45:06

just happened not to be that great of qualities but

00:45:09

why is this man mean mugging me

00:45:12

i give him a mean stink eye

00:45:18

and then i try to ignore him kind of saunters out there well he uh he's walking up to you and

00:45:24

he's not walking too straight he's might be a little drunk and he kind of claps you on the back

00:45:29

and he goes

00:45:30

so captain uh captain what was it again

00:45:34

clyde

00:45:35

adric fitz-clyde

00:45:38

the ghost

00:45:39

the ghost pirate that's right that's right uh

00:45:43

and uh

00:45:44

use his own name

00:45:48

uh

00:45:49

uh

00:45:49

uh

00:45:49

uh

00:45:49

yeah

00:45:50

that story you told about uh

00:45:52

about you

00:45:53

dating the marlin

00:45:55

uh

00:45:58

you know it was uh you know

00:46:00

a long time ago

00:46:01

on the

00:46:02

on the seas

00:46:03

you know the

00:46:04

the the thieves isles

00:46:06

international waters

00:46:07

international waters

00:46:09

things are legal

00:46:09

and she was

00:46:11

and she i didn't

00:46:12

she was

00:46:14

that is necessarily a fish

00:46:16

more of a woman

00:46:17

that maybe might have looked like a fish

00:46:19

i called her a marlin

00:46:21

she's my little marlin

00:46:26

that wouldn't have uh

00:46:27

uh been on the island of uh christos was it

00:46:31

what

00:46:31

christos

00:46:35

marlena

00:46:36

no

00:46:40

no

00:46:42

no

00:46:42

no

00:46:43

no

00:46:43

before uh

00:46:44

he gives you a chance he decks you right in the schnoz

00:46:47

uh

00:46:48

oh

00:46:48

i go flying off my seat

00:46:53

she was a good woman marlena was

00:46:56

a good woman

00:46:57

and you go around and you spoil off the name calling her a fish

00:47:00

she was a fish she just sat there

00:47:03

oh boy

00:47:06

that's not gonna win him any friends

00:47:08

you besperch my good name you tell everyone that my sister's a fish

00:47:15

our family name do you know do you know what i what people now call her

00:47:22

fishy

00:47:23

you're right and it's a terrible thing to call a lass

00:47:27

well

00:47:29

i i punch him in the gut

00:47:32

oh

00:47:33

well

00:47:35

not juggles

00:47:36

he does not see that coming and he he goes down and he he wraps his arm up you know he's kind of

00:47:44

just sitting there and uh

00:47:47

captain how's your nose

00:47:50

oh it's uh you know bleeding my own blood

00:47:53

good thing we got uh free health care now

00:47:58

yeah you can go uh you can go get that healed uh you're definitely gonna take one harm uh

00:48:03

bruised nose

00:48:05

one harm

00:48:07

bruised nose

00:48:08

my god

00:48:10

along with my bruised ears

00:48:13

and mental shock

00:48:16

and uh

00:48:19

you're kind of sitting there captain you know trying to get your nose in order

00:48:22

uh and all the crowds kind of gathered around you somebody picks up rigney picks up

00:48:27

the stranger uh marlin's marlina's sister and he tosses him out the door but not before he says you don't even look like yourself anymore

00:48:37

he throws me out or throws marlina's brother out

00:48:40

marlina's brother out he shouts you don't even look like yourself anymore

00:48:44

oh boy

00:48:47

to me

00:48:48

to the world

00:48:50

to the world okay

00:48:52

does that mean he's actually a fish

00:48:57

does that mean he thinks that does he does he think i'm actually a fish

00:49:01

no i think the person that he threw out doesn't look like themselves anymore

00:49:06

oh he's a rare fish what did they look like before

00:49:09

i don't know i've never seen the man

00:49:13

hmm baffling

00:49:15

what did she look like before

00:49:19

i don't know i've never met the girl

00:49:20

like before

00:49:21

rigney rigney what do i look like

00:49:27

you know what son you look like a man a man who knows what he's worth

00:49:33

i think he's don't burn my house down evil demon man

00:49:37

i think she needs glasses boys

00:49:41

i should tinker him some glasses

00:49:47

tinker me a nose job

00:49:49

fuck my nose hurts

00:49:50

yeah well you had that coming you did sleep with his sister and then call her a fish

00:49:55

and then double down on the fact that you called her a fish

00:49:57

which was funny

00:49:58

but did get your nose broken

00:50:00

well you can't tell stories about my people without exaggerating the

00:50:05

fishy parts of the story you know it's just part of all part of being a pirate on the great white ocean

00:50:11

okay

00:50:16

yeah yeah

00:50:18

yeah

00:50:19

yeah

00:50:20

all right well you guys want to take a quick break before another round of

00:50:24

downtime activities

00:50:25

yes

00:50:26

all right i'm gonna go get another drink

00:50:29

i'm gonna go get another nose

00:50:44

Thank you.

00:51:44

Thank you.

00:51:46

I want to keep my money.

00:51:48

And give away absolutely nothing.

00:51:52

Thank you.

00:52:08

Thank you.

00:52:08

Thank you.

00:52:10

Thank you.

00:52:18

Thank you.

00:52:24

Thank you.

00:52:24

Thank you.

00:52:48

Thank you.

00:52:48

Thank you.

00:52:54

Merlina.

00:53:10

Merlina.

00:53:35

Merlina.

00:53:35

Merlina?

00:53:38

That wasn't the name of the fish?

00:53:40

No, it was just...

00:53:43

Oh, I just heard Marlina.

00:53:45

Merlina, I love...

00:53:49

Yes.

00:53:51

Yes.

00:53:51

Oh.

00:53:56

I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me.

00:54:08

Once I was a child and now I am a man.

00:54:14

Fought the night, man.

00:54:23

Something day, man.

00:54:24

Now I'm here to ask for your hand.

00:54:28

So won't you bury me?

00:54:32

You know, the new season is pretty good.

00:54:38

Is it?

00:54:39

I haven't watched it yet.

00:54:40

You haven't watched the past three seasons.

00:54:43

No, but I did watch one newish one.

00:54:45

So that was pretty cool.

00:54:47

Which one?

00:54:48

I don't know.

00:54:50

Probably three seasons ago.

00:54:51

I think the one where he was...

00:54:53

Mac comes out at the end and he does the ballerina dance.

00:54:56

Oh, yeah.

00:54:57

That one's pretty old.

00:54:58

Yeah.

00:55:03

Isn't that the one in prison?

00:55:04

Yeah.

00:55:05

Yeah, where he goes to, like, tell his dad he's gay.

00:55:09

It's actually a pretty...

00:55:16

That's actually a pretty poignant moment, isn't it?

00:55:18

The episode, because it's like...

00:55:20

Isn't Frank, like, the only one who gets it?

00:55:23

Yeah, Frank Reed.

00:55:24

Oh, he doesn't even cry.

00:55:25

Yeah.

00:55:26

Yeah, Frank understands the whole gay thing now.

00:55:30

How progressive.

00:55:32

Yeah.

00:55:34

Yeah, for someone his age.

00:55:36

Danny DeVito.

00:55:38

So they're making a new Haunted Mansion movie.

00:55:44

It's coming out, I think, this month.

00:55:46

It has Danny DeVito.

00:55:47

And it has...

00:55:50

Oh, God, not Owen Wilson in it.

00:55:53

Oh, and he's favorite.

00:55:54

Wow.

00:55:57

Wow.

00:55:58

Wow.

00:55:59

Wow.

00:56:00

Wow.

00:56:00

Wow.

00:56:01

Wow.

00:56:02

He's not eating cereal?

00:56:06

Yeah, but he's eating out of a bowl.

00:56:09

I'm eating a s'more.

00:56:11

I was going to say, it looks like a s'more.

00:56:14

Yeah, it's a fantastic s'more.

00:56:16

We developed it.

00:56:18

It's called Heatless S'mores.

00:56:19

It's basically a graham cracker, marshmallow fluff,

00:56:23

and then you take brownie bites, and you smush them in your hands,

00:56:25

and then you put it on top.

00:56:26

Put it in your windshield for a couple days.

00:56:29

Yeah, you know, really heat it up.

00:56:32

I tried making these cookies.

00:56:33

I tried making these cookies over the weekend.

00:56:38

They were supposed to be like s'mores cookies.

00:56:40

They were the sweetest, most richest thing I've ever eaten,

00:56:44

besides like the actual rich.

00:56:46

Yeah, I have diabetes now.

00:56:48

Yeah, we definitely needed insulin.

00:56:51

It was bad.

00:56:54

I punched my wife.

00:56:55

Then I found out I wasn't married.

00:56:58

Who the hell did I hit?

00:56:59

I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog.

00:57:09

Is there a reference there I should get?

00:57:11

Oh, it's Wilfred Brimley.

00:57:14

Wilfred Brimley.

00:57:14

Oh.

00:57:16

But it's actually a Family Guy reference.

00:57:19

Yeah, it's when he has diabetes.

00:57:21

Oh, you're doing that fake commercial?

00:57:25

Yeah, and I have diabetes.

00:57:26

It causes me to be short with my wife.

00:57:29

Okay.

00:57:32

I suppose it's Chuckles' turn now.

00:57:37

Yeah, Chuckles, what do you want to do?

00:57:43

Because I'm assuming I'm sitting in the middle,

00:57:45

and I'm going to pat both, squish, and cap down the back,

00:57:51

and say, well, it's been great, lads, but I've got to fly.

00:57:54

Where do you have to go?

00:57:57

I've got to go see an old friend.

00:57:59

Do you need any onions?

00:58:02

I just negotiated for free onions.

00:58:03

Yeah, I know you guys are really taking the onion thing to an extreme.

00:58:07

That is quite embarrassing.

00:58:09

I wish you would stop bringing it up.

00:58:10

I think he's got pearl onions.

00:58:13

Yeah, those are snacking onions.

00:58:14

Yeah, those are snacking onions.

00:58:17

I'm going to put some in your pocket.

00:58:18

There's like five taped to the inside.

00:58:25

They're taped, yeah.

00:58:26

Yeah, they're taped with electrical tape.

00:58:28

Are you sure you don't need company, Chuckles?

00:58:32

Because let me tell you, this place is starting to piss me off.

00:58:36

Doesn't matter what I answer.

00:58:37

I feel like you're going to do whatever you want to do anyway.

00:58:40

Well, that's not fair.

00:58:42

I'm going to fall asleep now.

00:58:43

Oh, did I hurt his feelings?

00:58:47

He just passes out at the bar.

00:58:49

All right.

00:58:55

Well, smell you later.

00:58:56

All right.

00:58:58

Chuckles, where are you going?

00:59:01

Oh, boy.

00:59:02

Oh, boy.

00:59:02

I would like to...

00:59:05

Am I alone?

00:59:08

I walk out.

00:59:11

I look behind me and see if anyone's following.

00:59:12

Yeah, I didn't follow.

00:59:13

Okay.

00:59:14

That he sees.

00:59:16

I'm definitely going to follow him, though.

00:59:20

All right.

00:59:21

Well, don't make a scene.

00:59:23

So, I'm going to walk straight and then, like, duck into an alleyway.

00:59:28

And what I would like to do is visit a brothel.

00:59:36

Okay.

00:59:40

There's the make walkie-talkies.

00:59:42

Make walkie-talkies.

00:59:45

Is it full yet?

00:59:46

Actually...

00:59:47

It's done, yeah.

00:59:47

Oh, yeah.

00:59:49

No, is it all the way done?

00:59:50

Yeah.

00:59:51

We got two, remember?

00:59:53

But we didn't get three.

00:59:53

No, we got two.

00:59:55

No, you got three.

00:59:56

So, that just...

00:59:58

No, I thought we only got...

01:00:00

Oh, we got two walkie-talkies when we finished the brothel.

01:00:04

Right, you got two...

01:00:04

Yeah, yeah.

01:00:05

You got three segments of that pie.

01:00:07

Sorry, that's what I meant.

01:00:08

I was like, you did it.

01:00:09

You got your walkie-talkies.

01:00:10

Actually, you know what?

01:00:12

We're going to go somewhere else.

01:00:12

This is the...

01:00:15

The Red Light District.

01:00:17

That is downtown.

01:00:21

This is Ratcatcher Road.

01:00:23

This is Ratcatcher Road.

01:00:25

There you go.

01:00:28

Yeah, so you kind of...

01:00:30

Captain, get out of here.

01:00:31

Whee!

01:00:33

You head out down Ratcatcher Road,

01:00:40

and eventually you find a little brothel.

01:00:43

You can tell it's a brothel

01:00:45

because there are red shoes in the window,

01:00:47

which is their kind of designation

01:00:49

that this is a lady.

01:00:51

Dorothy.

01:00:51

Dorothy.

01:00:51

The night.

01:00:52

Yeah, like Dorothy.

01:00:54

And you knock on the door.

01:00:57

Um...

01:00:59

Okay.

01:01:00

Knock, knock, knock.

01:01:04

The sliding...

01:01:06

The half door opens at a Dutch door,

01:01:09

so half of it opens,

01:01:10

and a very worn-out woman,

01:01:12

just very wrinkled and very tired-looking,

01:01:15

but, you know,

01:01:16

has makeup on,

01:01:17

still looks pretty nice

01:01:18

for being an old bag.

01:01:19

Answers,

01:01:21

and she just kind of looks at you

01:01:22

and just sighs,

01:01:24

and she goes,

01:01:25

yeah?

01:01:27

Um,

01:01:28

I would like to play this

01:01:30

as there's somebody there

01:01:31

that,

01:01:31

uh,

01:01:32

you know,

01:01:33

I've visited multiple times

01:01:36

through my life,

01:01:36

like,

01:01:37

somewhat regularly,

01:01:38

like,

01:01:38

when I needed,

01:01:39

like,

01:01:39

a real friend

01:01:40

where I could be really vulnerable.

01:01:42

Um...

01:01:43

She just knows

01:01:43

that you've been here

01:01:44

a few times.

01:01:44

She recognizes you.

01:01:45

And she says,

01:01:46

oh,

01:01:46

Charles Zander.

01:01:48

They call me by my full name.

01:01:51

Here.

01:01:52

Charles Zander.

01:01:53

Back again?

01:01:54

It's been a rough

01:01:57

couple of days,

01:01:58

uh,

01:01:59

Martha.

01:01:59

Well,

01:02:02

what's it been this time?

01:02:03

You are Martha.

01:02:03

Lang's not good in here.

01:02:05

You know what?

01:02:07

I can always be Martha

01:02:09

if you need me to be.

01:02:10

Uh,

01:02:10

but yeah,

01:02:11

Martha.

01:02:11

That works.

01:02:12

Uh,

01:02:13

is this her

01:02:14

or is she gonna take me

01:02:15

to my,

01:02:16

my lady?

01:02:17

She's definitely

01:02:18

just the guard,

01:02:19

uh,

01:02:19

the,

01:02:20

well,

01:02:20

the guard,

01:02:20

the,

01:02:20

uh,

01:02:21

the front door lady

01:02:22

and she goes,

01:02:23

uh,

01:02:23

same room as always.

01:02:24

Yeah,

01:02:26

you know,

01:02:27

it is,

01:02:27

so I'm looking at these

01:02:29

clever friends on here

01:02:30

and I'm wondering

01:02:31

if I could roll

01:02:32

one of these into

01:02:33

one of the,

01:02:34

like,

01:02:35

this person.

01:02:36

Yeah.

01:02:38

Okay.

01:02:39

Uh,

01:02:40

what is a psychonaut?

01:02:41

hold on,

01:02:44

let me pull up your,

01:02:45

your leech,

01:02:47

right?

01:02:47

Yeah.

01:02:48

Oh,

01:02:49

that makes more sense.

01:02:50

So under your abilities,

01:02:51

uh,

01:02:52

tiger,

01:02:53

it says,

01:02:53

uh,

01:02:54

it says

01:02:56

le alchemist

01:02:57

and le artificer.

01:02:58

I thought it was just

01:02:59

French.

01:02:59

I thought it was just

01:03:00

being funny.

01:03:01

Oh,

01:03:01

no.

01:03:04

Uh,

01:03:06

a psychonaut

01:03:07

is somebody who,

01:03:08

uh,

01:03:08

has delved deep

01:03:10

into,

01:03:10

like,

01:03:11

the,

01:03:11

um,

01:03:12

the spiritual world

01:03:13

and is kind of

01:03:14

lost in it

01:03:15

but still exists

01:03:16

in our world.

01:03:16

so they're just

01:03:17

kind of,

01:03:17

like,

01:03:18

mentally,

01:03:18

uh,

01:03:19

mentally not quite

01:03:21

all there

01:03:21

but they're still

01:03:22

physically here.

01:03:23

Cause this character

01:03:25

I'm imagining

01:03:25

is someone that

01:03:26

just lets me sit

01:03:26

in her bed

01:03:27

and cry

01:03:27

and she rubs

01:03:28

my hair.

01:03:28

I don't know

01:03:30

if psychonaut

01:03:31

makes the most

01:03:32

sense there.

01:03:32

Maybe a blood

01:03:34

dealer

01:03:34

or a priestess

01:03:37

I guess

01:03:37

but one of those

01:03:39

I don't know

01:03:39

which fits best.

01:03:40

Maybe psychonaut?

01:03:42

Uh,

01:03:42

Do you have

01:03:47

a preference?

01:03:47

Not really.

01:03:49

Alright.

01:03:51

Uh,

01:03:52

so,

01:03:52

uh,

01:03:53

Martha

01:03:53

kind of stands

01:03:54

aside

01:03:54

and she lets

01:03:55

you in.

01:03:55

Now the inside

01:03:56

of this house

01:03:56

is a lot nicer

01:03:57

than the outside.

01:03:58

Um,

01:03:59

it's got some

01:03:59

electric lights,

01:04:00

it's got some

01:04:01

carpeting,

01:04:02

it's relatively

01:04:03

I wouldn't say

01:04:04

it's like brightly lit

01:04:05

but it's not

01:04:06

dark and dingy.

01:04:06

It's not like a

01:04:08

like a festering

01:04:08

hole in the wall.

01:04:09

It's,

01:04:10

there's a semblance

01:04:11

of it trying to be

01:04:11

clean but it's

01:04:12

obviously a

01:04:12

very worn out

01:04:13

used place

01:04:14

and,

01:04:15

uh,

01:04:15

Martha,

01:04:16

this old

01:04:16

kind of wrinkled

01:04:17

lady,

01:04:17

like leads you

01:04:18

up a staircase

01:04:19

and you pass

01:04:21

other people,

01:04:21

other prostitutes

01:04:22

that are in

01:04:23

different states

01:04:24

of being undressed,

01:04:25

uh,

01:04:26

different men

01:04:27

who kind of not

01:04:27

like,

01:04:28

they don't look

01:04:28

at you but they

01:04:29

kind of acknowledge

01:04:30

you like,

01:04:30

oh,

01:04:30

here we are again,

01:04:31

you know.

01:04:32

And,

01:04:33

uh,

01:04:33

she leads you

01:04:34

to a room

01:04:35

towards the end

01:04:35

of the hallway

01:04:36

uh,

01:04:37

and she goes,

01:04:38

uh,

01:04:38

Veldrin's in here.

01:04:39

Um,

01:04:40

you know,

01:04:41

the rules,

01:04:41

you know,

01:04:42

if you need

01:04:42

anything,

01:04:43

just ring the bell

01:04:44

and,

01:04:45

uh,

01:04:45

you know,

01:04:45

try to be nice

01:04:46

to her.

01:04:46

She's had a rough

01:04:47

day of things.

01:04:47

Thank you,

01:04:50

thank you,

01:04:50

ma'am.

01:04:50

And,

01:04:53

uh,

01:04:54

you,

01:04:54

go ahead.

01:04:56

Oh,

01:04:56

yeah,

01:04:56

I walk,

01:04:57

I walk in.

01:04:58

Yeah,

01:04:59

the room is

01:05:00

relatively nice.

01:05:02

It's,

01:05:03

uh,

01:05:03

clean.

01:05:04

Uh,

01:05:04

it doesn't look

01:05:05

like it's,

01:05:05

you know,

01:05:06

bed's been made.

01:05:07

Um,

01:05:08

everything is,

01:05:09

you know,

01:05:09

the glennons are clean.

01:05:10

It's just a very old

01:05:11

house.

01:05:12

It's a very old room.

01:05:13

Uh,

01:05:13

and sitting on the bed

01:05:14

is a very thin,

01:05:16

very tall woman,

01:05:17

uh,

01:05:18

with long,

01:05:19

blonde hair,

01:05:20

uh,

01:05:21

kind of blue eyes,

01:05:22

very pale,

01:05:22

and she's just kind of

01:05:23

staring at the wallpaper.

01:05:26

Hi,

01:05:28

Veldrin.

01:05:29

It's me,

01:05:30

Charles Ander.

01:05:30

And,

01:05:33

uh,

01:05:33

she turns her gaze

01:05:34

at you,

01:05:36

but not quite at you,

01:05:37

where she's just,

01:05:38

like,

01:05:38

a little bit off,

01:05:39

and she's like,

01:05:40

Charles Ander,

01:05:41

I remember you.

01:05:44

Yeah.

01:05:45

I come in here

01:05:47

every couple of months

01:05:48

to,

01:05:48

uh,

01:05:49

get my bearings straight.

01:05:50

Uh,

01:05:51

I haven't seen you

01:05:51

in a while.

01:05:52

It's been kind of crazy.

01:05:53

I just want to

01:05:55

sit here and do my usual.

01:05:56

Oh.

01:05:58

Okay.

01:06:00

And,

01:06:00

uh,

01:06:01

she just kind of

01:06:01

scoots over

01:06:02

on the bed a little bit

01:06:03

and still not looking at you,

01:06:04

kind of just pats

01:06:05

the seat next to her.

01:06:07

Okay.

01:06:08

I'll sit in the seat

01:06:09

that she patted.

01:06:09

Um,

01:06:11

yeah,

01:06:12

I,

01:06:13

I blew up a house

01:06:15

today.

01:06:15

Uh-huh.

01:06:19

Yeah,

01:06:20

that was,

01:06:21

that was weird.

01:06:21

Uh,

01:06:22

and I've got these

01:06:23

new guys I've been

01:06:23

hanging around with,

01:06:24

and I think they might

01:06:26

be my,

01:06:27

my friends.

01:06:28

Oh,

01:06:29

and she smiles.

01:06:30

It's always good

01:06:32

to have friends.

01:06:32

Yeah.

01:06:34

Is,

01:06:35

so where,

01:06:36

what did,

01:06:37

uh,

01:06:37

what did Squish do?

01:06:38

Is,

01:06:39

how,

01:06:39

how much did he follow?

01:06:41

Did he get lost?

01:06:43

No,

01:06:43

as soon as,

01:06:44

as soon as he's seen

01:06:45

you walk into,

01:06:46

like,

01:06:46

the house with the,

01:06:47

uh,

01:06:47

the red shoes,

01:06:48

he kind of just

01:06:49

keeps walking.

01:06:50

Okay,

01:06:51

so he didn't,

01:06:51

he doesn't know

01:06:52

what's going on here.

01:06:52

No,

01:06:53

no.

01:06:53

But he,

01:06:53

he assumes I'm

01:06:55

banging.

01:06:55

Yeah.

01:06:57

But I'm not,

01:06:58

because I have a

01:06:59

soft,

01:06:59

sensitive side,

01:07:00

so.

01:07:01

I don't know that.

01:07:04

No,

01:07:05

you don't.

01:07:05

You're just,

01:07:06

I know.

01:07:06

You want me to

01:07:07

take my headphones off?

01:07:08

No,

01:07:10

no.

01:07:10

Uh,

01:07:13

no,

01:07:15

I'm just kind of

01:07:16

de-stressing by

01:07:17

being with someone

01:07:19

who's nice to me

01:07:20

for a little while,

01:07:21

because it's been a long time

01:07:22

since anyone was really

01:07:22

nice to me.

01:07:23

I mean,

01:07:26

my new friends are pretty nice,

01:07:28

I guess,

01:07:28

in a weird way.

01:07:29

Yeah?

01:07:30

Yeah.

01:07:32

They,

01:07:32

uh,

01:07:33

you're eating well?

01:07:34

Bunny of onions?

01:07:35

Yes,

01:07:36

Bunny of onions,

01:07:37

per your instruction.

01:07:38

I've been eating

01:07:40

onions,

01:07:41

and I've got,

01:07:41

I've got some,

01:07:42

some here.

01:07:43

Um,

01:07:45

have you heard

01:07:46

anything

01:07:47

recently

01:07:48

about my standing

01:07:49

within the

01:07:50

hired

01:07:52

sex

01:07:52

women

01:07:53

industry?

01:07:55

I don't leave

01:07:57

my room much.

01:07:58

Uh,

01:07:59

Martha might know,

01:08:00

but,

01:08:01

and she just kind of

01:08:03

trails off

01:08:04

as if she's,

01:08:05

like,

01:08:05

heard the ends

01:08:06

of another

01:08:06

conversation

01:08:07

that she's,

01:08:07

like,

01:08:07

eavesdropping on.

01:08:08

How has it been here?

01:08:11

Sorry.

01:08:11

What?

01:08:14

Anything new with you?

01:08:15

Oh,

01:08:17

you know how it is.

01:08:19

New visitors

01:08:20

every day.

01:08:21

Some linger,

01:08:22

some stay,

01:08:23

but most leave.

01:08:25

Everyone leaves

01:08:26

eventually.

01:08:26

Everyone being good

01:08:28

to you?

01:08:30

I try.

01:08:31

Uh,

01:08:31

I don't eat too much.

01:08:33

Too many onions.

01:08:34

Too many onions

01:08:36

in the soup.

01:08:36

Oh,

01:08:37

yeah.

01:08:38

I bring,

01:08:39

I bring her,

01:08:40

like,

01:08:40

an offering

01:08:41

of an onion.

01:08:42

It's just,

01:08:42

like,

01:08:42

our tradition.

01:08:43

And,

01:08:44

and,

01:08:44

and,

01:08:45

how silly me,

01:08:46

I forgot.

01:08:46

she lifts up

01:08:48

one of the pillows

01:08:49

on the bed

01:08:49

and kind of stuffs

01:08:50

it underneath.

01:08:50

And underneath,

01:08:51

you can see that

01:08:51

there's,

01:08:51

like,

01:08:52

already,

01:08:52

like,

01:08:52

several onions

01:08:53

down there already.

01:08:54

Uh,

01:08:55

she goes,

01:08:57

uh,

01:08:57

so you like your new

01:08:59

friends?

01:09:00

They're,

01:09:02

they're pretty nice.

01:09:04

They're taking me

01:09:05

on adventures.

01:09:05

I've,

01:09:07

haven't felt this alive

01:09:08

in years.

01:09:09

Um,

01:09:09

they let me,

01:09:10

they got me a lab.

01:09:11

Um,

01:09:13

so that's pretty cool

01:09:14

and I don't have to share it.

01:09:15

All right.

01:09:19

So I'm pretty,

01:09:20

that's always good.

01:09:21

I'm pretty happy

01:09:22

about that,

01:09:22

Veldrin.

01:09:23

Was there anyone,

01:09:26

uh,

01:09:27

anything go wrong

01:09:29

recently?

01:09:30

You seem kind of,

01:09:31

they seem like,

01:09:32

you seem like you like

01:09:33

these friends,

01:09:33

but it sounds like

01:09:34

you're a little,

01:09:34

uh,

01:09:35

a little depressed.

01:09:35

I,

01:09:36

I tell you,

01:09:38

I let myself

01:09:38

get away from

01:09:39

myself recently

01:09:40

and I went back

01:09:43

to the,

01:09:44

the NP.

01:09:45

What?

01:09:48

The nut punching.

01:09:50

Oh.

01:09:53

I know I said

01:09:53

I wouldn't do it.

01:09:54

Anymore.

01:09:57

You have to,

01:10:02

you know,

01:10:03

we've talked about this.

01:10:04

You have to,

01:10:04

you have to control

01:10:05

your rage a little bit.

01:10:07

It's,

01:10:07

I know it's hard,

01:10:08

especially when

01:10:09

people start picking

01:10:10

on you or you get

01:10:11

in that corner

01:10:12

and you just don't

01:10:12

think you can get

01:10:13

out of,

01:10:13

but eventually

01:10:15

the nut punching

01:10:16

is going to catch

01:10:16

up with you.

01:10:17

You know it already

01:10:17

has.

01:10:18

I know.

01:10:19

I know.

01:10:20

I know.

01:10:21

I know.

01:10:21

I know.

01:10:22

I just have to

01:10:24

trust my brain

01:10:25

to work good

01:10:27

instead of relying

01:10:29

on my fists.

01:10:34

I mean,

01:10:36

they call you

01:10:37

chuckles,

01:10:37

not fisticuffs.

01:10:38

I'm not sure

01:10:40

I even remember

01:10:40

why they call me

01:10:41

chuckles.

01:10:41

I think it was a

01:10:43

typo.

01:10:43

Hold on.

01:10:48

My screen frozen.

01:10:49

It looked like

01:10:50

Brandon was picking

01:10:50

his nose.

01:10:51

Better fix that.

01:10:53

Change that.

01:10:56

she,

01:10:57

as you guys

01:11:00

are talking,

01:11:00

you know,

01:11:02

eventually she'll

01:11:02

like kind of

01:11:03

come in and out

01:11:04

of conversation,

01:11:05

but eventually you

01:11:06

hear like a small

01:11:07

bell within the room

01:11:08

kind of chime and

01:11:09

Veldrin kind of

01:11:10

cocks her head and

01:11:11

she's like,

01:11:12

well,

01:11:13

unfortunately,

01:11:14

I think our time

01:11:15

is up right now.

01:11:16

I think I have

01:11:16

another color.

01:11:17

Is there anything

01:11:18

else you,

01:11:19

you want to talk

01:11:20

about chuckles

01:11:20

before you go?

01:11:21

If you don't mind,

01:11:23

would you give my

01:11:26

mom a good old

01:11:28

tussle,

01:11:28

you know,

01:11:29

for old time's

01:11:29

sake?

01:11:30

And she's going

01:11:34

to reach out

01:11:35

and she doesn't

01:11:36

quite hit your

01:11:37

head at first.

01:11:37

You have to move

01:11:38

to kind of get

01:11:39

under her arm

01:11:40

and she gives

01:11:42

you a little,

01:11:42

a little bit

01:11:43

of a tussle.

01:11:44

Is this your,

01:11:45

is this your

01:11:45

vice?

01:11:46

Are you getting

01:11:46

stress relief here?

01:11:47

Yes,

01:11:48

this is exactly

01:11:49

what's going on

01:11:49

here.

01:11:50

All right,

01:11:51

let's see how

01:11:52

well she tussles

01:11:53

your hair.

01:11:53

Does visiting

01:11:55

this person

01:11:55

as a clever

01:11:56

friend,

01:11:56

does it,

01:11:57

I mean,

01:11:57

is this like

01:11:58

investing in that

01:11:59

relationship?

01:11:59

Is that part

01:12:00

of this game?

01:12:00

Yeah.

01:12:02

Okay.

01:12:03

If you need

01:12:04

to rely on her

01:12:05

for something else,

01:12:06

you can.

01:12:06

Sorry,

01:12:07

if you need

01:12:07

to rely on her

01:12:08

for other things,

01:12:09

you can definitely

01:12:10

do that.

01:12:10

Go to her.

01:12:11

Okay.

01:12:12

I'm just trying

01:12:14

to bring in

01:12:15

a new,

01:12:15

a new friend

01:12:16

that maybe

01:12:17

she can help

01:12:18

us later.

01:12:18

Also to

01:12:19

relieve stress.

01:12:20

Yeah,

01:12:26

so you,

01:12:27

to relieve stress,

01:12:28

yeah,

01:12:28

you would roll,

01:12:29

um,

01:12:29

you go,

01:12:31

you roll your

01:12:32

lowest,

01:12:32

so you don't

01:12:33

have anything

01:12:33

in resolve.

01:12:34

So you'd roll

01:12:35

two and then

01:12:36

take the lowest

01:12:36

amount.

01:12:38

Yeah,

01:12:39

there's a,

01:12:39

there's a couple

01:12:40

I have nothing

01:12:40

in.

01:12:41

Oh,

01:12:42

no,

01:12:42

you're saying

01:12:43

it's the group.

01:12:43

It's the group,

01:12:46

yeah.

01:12:46

So you see how

01:12:46

like insight,

01:12:47

you have two

01:12:48

hours,

01:12:49

you have three

01:12:49

along the side.

01:12:50

That's what you

01:12:51

pick and you

01:12:52

pick your lowest.

01:12:53

So your resolve

01:12:54

is your lowest,

01:12:54

which makes sense.

01:12:55

You don't,

01:12:56

you're saying

01:12:58

I have no charisma.

01:12:59

No,

01:13:01

I'm saying that,

01:13:02

you know,

01:13:03

I would assume

01:13:04

resolve,

01:13:05

you know,

01:13:06

is something like,

01:13:06

you know,

01:13:07

you,

01:13:07

you act in ways

01:13:08

that maybe don't

01:13:09

include pinching

01:13:10

people in the nuts

01:13:11

first.

01:13:11

Uh,

01:13:12

that's more of

01:13:13

your prowess.

01:13:14

All right.

01:13:20

Oh,

01:13:25

no.

01:13:25

Oh,

01:13:26

never going to

01:13:27

let that down.

01:13:28

So she really

01:13:30

misses you and in

01:13:31

fact kind of just

01:13:32

pokes you in the

01:13:33

eye as she's

01:13:33

trying to,

01:13:34

to script your

01:13:35

hair,

01:13:36

uh,

01:13:36

rub up your

01:13:37

hair.

01:13:37

So you're only

01:13:38

going to take

01:13:38

one stress or

01:13:40

well,

01:13:40

you're going to

01:13:40

reduce one stress.

01:13:42

but there's still

01:13:43

some.

01:13:43

Okay,

01:13:43

good.

01:13:43

It's sweet

01:13:45

touch of a

01:13:46

woman.

01:13:46

But this wasn't

01:13:50

quite the,

01:13:51

uh,

01:13:51

you know,

01:13:51

you kind of had

01:13:52

to be kicked

01:13:52

out.

01:13:52

And as the

01:13:53

door opens,

01:13:54

uh,

01:13:55

Martha reappears

01:13:56

and she kind of

01:13:56

beckons you and

01:13:57

it's,

01:13:57

you know,

01:13:57

it's your time

01:13:58

to leave.

01:13:58

And,

01:13:58

uh,

01:13:59

you walk down

01:14:00

the stairs and

01:14:00

someone else

01:14:01

passes you.

01:14:02

And again,

01:14:02

you don't

01:14:02

make any eye

01:14:03

contact,

01:14:03

but he does go

01:14:04

for Veldrin's

01:14:05

room.

01:14:05

Um,

01:14:06

and as you're

01:14:07

leaving,

01:14:07

as,

01:14:08

as,

01:14:08

uh,

01:14:08

Martha kind of

01:14:09

shoos you out

01:14:10

the door,

01:14:10

she goes,

01:14:10

chuckles.

01:14:11

we got some

01:14:12

news the other

01:14:13

day.

01:14:13

Uh,

01:14:14

Oh,

01:14:14

was it good

01:14:16

news?

01:14:17

Listen,

01:14:17

well,

01:14:19

we're not

01:14:20

supposed to

01:14:20

allow you in

01:14:21

here anymore.

01:14:21

Oh,

01:14:23

dear.

01:14:23

Cause there's

01:14:25

anything I could

01:14:26

do,

01:14:26

any sort of

01:14:27

score I could

01:14:29

make to get me

01:14:30

back in your good

01:14:31

graces.

01:14:33

listen,

01:14:34

as long as you

01:14:35

don't really,

01:14:35

you never pay as

01:14:37

it is.

01:14:37

You're just,

01:14:38

you know,

01:14:39

you come to,

01:14:40

you make,

01:14:41

you make Veldrin

01:14:42

happy.

01:14:43

So,

01:14:43

you know,

01:14:44

keep it on the

01:14:45

down low and

01:14:46

maybe visit a

01:14:48

little less,

01:14:48

but you can still

01:14:50

sneak in here if

01:14:51

you want.

01:14:51

Fair's fair,

01:14:54

but you don't

01:14:56

know what I did

01:14:57

in the last house

01:14:57

that crossed me,

01:14:58

don't you?

01:14:58

She kind of like

01:15:01

and quickly shuts

01:15:03

the door,

01:15:03

kind of slams it

01:15:05

in your face.

01:15:06

And as you,

01:15:09

uh,

01:15:09

turn and leave

01:15:10

from the house,

01:15:10

uh,

01:15:11

chuckles,

01:15:11

you can see Veldrin

01:15:12

standing at,

01:15:13

uh,

01:15:13

standing at the

01:15:14

window.

01:15:14

And again,

01:15:15

not quite staring

01:15:16

at you,

01:15:17

but you definitely

01:15:17

know she's looking

01:15:18

at you,

01:15:18

if you know

01:15:19

what I mean.

01:15:19

Yes.

01:15:21

It's love.

01:15:22

Yes.

01:15:25

Also,

01:15:25

she's blind.

01:15:26

So,

01:15:26

you know,

01:15:27

I had noticed.

01:15:30

She just can't

01:15:31

see you.

01:15:31

Can that be,

01:15:36

can that be a

01:15:37

thing that she's

01:15:38

been blind this

01:15:38

entire time and

01:15:39

I just didn't

01:15:40

know?

01:15:40

Yeah,

01:15:41

no,

01:15:42

that's,

01:15:42

that's the way

01:15:43

we're playing it

01:15:43

now.

01:15:44

That's the guy.

01:15:45

That's why you

01:15:46

had to like duck

01:15:46

your head

01:15:47

underneath her

01:15:47

hand.

01:15:47

All right.

01:15:53

Right.

01:15:54

Uh,

01:15:54

I'm going to

01:15:55

walk out of

01:15:56

the alley and

01:15:58

run into,

01:15:59

uh,

01:15:59

Squish who

01:16:00

lost me,

01:16:02

but was trying

01:16:02

to play it

01:16:03

cool,

01:16:03

like in the

01:16:04

main street.

01:16:04

Well,

01:16:05

I didn't lose

01:16:06

you.

01:16:06

I mean,

01:16:08

on purpose

01:16:09

you did.

01:16:09

No,

01:16:11

I knew where

01:16:12

you were.

01:16:12

Squish.

01:16:14

Is that you?

01:16:16

Were you

01:16:17

following me?

01:16:17

No,

01:16:19

I'm just on

01:16:19

my way to,

01:16:20

to go,

01:16:21

uh,

01:16:21

work a shift

01:16:22

at the,

01:16:22

the plum.

01:16:23

Suspicious,

01:16:24

but I'll allow

01:16:26

it.

01:16:26

This is the

01:16:27

way to the

01:16:29

restaurant.

01:16:31

I really don't

01:16:32

know where

01:16:32

anything is,

01:16:33

so that

01:16:34

answer is as

01:16:35

good as any.

01:16:35

You want to

01:16:37

come with?

01:16:38

No,

01:16:38

but I will.

01:16:39

You don't

01:16:41

have to.

01:16:42

Yeah,

01:16:43

what else am

01:16:43

I going to

01:16:44

do?

01:16:44

I don't

01:16:46

know.

01:16:46

I mean,

01:16:47

I did

01:16:47

just see

01:16:48

you coming

01:16:48

out of

01:16:49

a brothel,

01:16:50

so.

01:16:51

So you

01:16:52

were following

01:16:52

me.

01:16:52

No,

01:16:53

you walked

01:16:54

out and

01:16:55

ran into

01:16:55

me.

01:16:56

Interesting

01:16:57

and suspicious.

01:16:58

But yes,

01:16:59

I'll follow

01:17:00

you.

01:17:00

You can

01:17:03

walk alongside

01:17:04

next to me.

01:17:04

You don't

01:17:05

have to

01:17:05

follow me.

01:17:05

Okay,

01:17:07

sorry.

01:17:08

Well,

01:17:10

this is

01:17:10

awkward.

01:17:11

It's always

01:17:12

weird when

01:17:13

two friends

01:17:14

don't hang

01:17:14

out with

01:17:14

the third.

01:17:15

You know

01:17:15

what I'm

01:17:15

saying?

01:17:15

Who's the

01:17:17

third here?

01:17:18

I know the

01:17:19

captain would

01:17:19

be the

01:17:20

third,

01:17:20

you know,

01:17:20

two friends.

01:17:22

It feels

01:17:23

kind of weird,

01:17:23

just me and

01:17:24

you.

01:17:24

We don't

01:17:24

get a lot

01:17:24

of alone

01:17:25

time,

01:17:25

you know,

01:17:25

like Elaine

01:17:26

and George.

01:17:28

I have no

01:17:29

idea what

01:17:29

that reference

01:17:30

is in

01:17:31

part of.

01:17:32

Oh,

01:17:33

right.

01:17:35

But hey,

01:17:35

you want to

01:17:37

talk to the

01:17:38

lion?

01:17:38

I,

01:17:40

you know

01:17:41

what?

01:17:41

I forgot

01:17:43

about the

01:17:43

lion.

01:17:44

I know

01:17:46

you did.

01:17:46

Everybody

01:17:47

did.

01:17:48

Hello,

01:17:51

captain.

01:17:52

He doesn't

01:17:54

have one.

01:17:56

we only

01:17:58

made two

01:17:58

and I got

01:17:59

the other

01:17:59

one.

01:18:00

In the

01:18:00

back of

01:18:01

squish's

01:18:01

pocket,

01:18:02

you hear

01:18:02

hello,

01:18:03

captain?

01:18:03

No,

01:18:04

he's under

01:18:04

my hat.

01:18:05

Oh,

01:18:05

no,

01:18:06

no,

01:18:06

no,

01:18:06

the radio.

01:18:07

Wait,

01:18:09

can I tune

01:18:10

this into

01:18:10

the downtrodden

01:18:12

toad?

01:18:12

Is that how

01:18:13

radios work?

01:18:13

Hello,

01:18:15

Rupert.

01:18:16

You're,

01:18:16

you created

01:18:17

these.

01:18:18

Also,

01:18:20

his name is

01:18:21

Rigney.

01:18:22

Rigney,

01:18:22

Rigney.

01:18:23

Also,

01:18:24

I'm not

01:18:24

at the

01:18:24

toad

01:18:25

anymore.

01:18:25

Okay,

01:18:26

he could be

01:18:26

anywhere.

01:18:27

I was only

01:18:27

trying to

01:18:27

include him

01:18:28

on our

01:18:28

adventure.

01:18:29

So,

01:18:31

I hear him

01:18:37

calling out.

01:18:38

I pull out

01:18:38

the walkie-talkie

01:18:40

and go,

01:18:40

this is

01:18:41

Rigney.

01:18:42

Like,

01:18:43

right in front

01:18:44

of him.

01:18:44

Hey,

01:18:45

hi,

01:18:46

Rigney.

01:18:46

I'm looking

01:18:47

for,

01:18:47

this is

01:18:48

Rigney.

01:18:49

Yeah,

01:18:49

no,

01:18:50

that's a weird

01:18:50

accent.

01:18:51

I've never

01:18:51

heard you

01:18:51

have before.

01:18:53

Also,

01:18:53

is there

01:18:54

an echo

01:18:54

in here?

01:18:54

Yeah,

01:18:56

probably.

01:18:56

Huh,

01:18:57

strange.

01:18:58

How about

01:18:59

the captain?

01:19:00

Do you

01:19:00

know where

01:19:01

he's at?

01:19:01

The captain

01:19:02

who?

01:19:03

The captain,

01:19:04

the ghost

01:19:05

captain.

01:19:06

Everybody

01:19:06

knows him.

01:19:07

He's,

01:19:07

you know,

01:19:08

he's the

01:19:08

hot new

01:19:08

villain,

01:19:08

arching

01:19:09

Dr.

01:19:09

Venture.

01:19:09

Never heard

01:19:12

of him.

01:19:13

Weird.

01:19:14

Well,

01:19:14

useless as

01:19:15

always,

01:19:15

Rigney.

01:19:16

Maybe I'll

01:19:19

see you

01:19:19

later.

01:19:22

Okay.

01:19:22

All right.

01:19:26

All right,

01:19:27

Captain

01:19:27

Clyde,

01:19:27

what are you

01:19:28

worried?

01:19:28

Are you

01:19:30

talking to

01:19:31

your own

01:19:31

thing?

01:19:31

No,

01:19:32

not at all.

01:19:33

Wait a second.

01:19:34

Let's ask

01:19:34

the lion.

01:19:35

Ask him

01:19:37

what?

01:19:37

I'm just

01:19:38

saying,

01:19:39

we should

01:19:39

probably have

01:19:39

the captain

01:19:40

here when

01:19:40

we talk

01:19:40

to the

01:19:40

lion.

01:19:41

So maybe

01:19:41

the lion

01:19:42

can help

01:19:42

us communicate

01:19:43

with the

01:19:43

captain.

01:19:44

He's not

01:19:45

a genie.

01:19:46

He's magical.

01:19:47

How many wishes

01:19:48

do we get?

01:19:50

he's not

01:19:51

a genie.

01:19:51

Well,

01:19:53

could be a

01:19:54

djinn.

01:19:54

I don't

01:19:57

think you're

01:19:58

supposed to

01:19:58

call him

01:19:58

that anymore.

01:19:59

Oh,

01:19:59

just ask

01:20:00

him.

01:20:00

And I

01:20:01

try to

01:20:02

poke up

01:20:03

in his

01:20:03

head.

01:20:03

Is he

01:20:04

in there

01:20:04

still?

01:20:04

Just a

01:20:05

little paw

01:20:06

comes on

01:20:06

swipes.

01:20:07

Like the

01:20:08

cat?

01:20:09

Yeah.

01:20:09

Yeah.

01:20:09

Yeah.

01:20:12

Sorry.

01:20:17

Yeah.

01:20:18

So I

01:20:19

pull off

01:20:20

my hat

01:20:21

and I

01:20:21

reach up

01:20:22

and I

01:20:22

pull the

01:20:22

lion down

01:20:23

and he's

01:20:24

sitting in

01:20:24

the palm

01:20:25

of my

01:20:25

hand

01:20:26

as we're

01:20:27

walking.

01:20:28

God,

01:20:29

that thing

01:20:29

is ugly.

01:20:29

He can

01:20:32

hear you.

01:20:33

He knows

01:20:33

he's ugly.

01:20:34

Hey.

01:20:36

I do know

01:20:37

I'm ugly.

01:20:37

Oh,

01:20:38

okay.

01:20:39

Well,

01:20:39

there goes

01:20:40

my first

01:20:40

question.

01:20:40

How are

01:20:43

you liking

01:20:43

it up

01:20:43

there so

01:20:44

far?

01:20:44

Well,

01:20:47

smells,

01:20:47

but,

01:20:48

you know,

01:20:49

for the

01:20:49

last thousand

01:20:50

years,

01:20:50

I was

01:20:51

buried in

01:20:52

the sand,

01:20:53

so a

01:20:54

change of

01:20:55

pain.

01:20:55

Smells are

01:20:55

nice,

01:20:55

yeah.

01:20:56

It doesn't

01:20:57

smell like

01:20:57

onions,

01:20:58

which is

01:20:58

good for

01:20:58

air.

01:20:59

I suppose

01:21:00

so.

01:21:01

Yeah.

01:21:01

Never had

01:21:03

an onion.

01:21:03

Never?

01:21:05

I don't

01:21:06

have a

01:21:07

mouth.

01:21:07

Well,

01:21:07

I do,

01:21:08

but it

01:21:08

doesn't move.

01:21:10

It's not

01:21:10

functional.

01:21:11

Juckles,

01:21:12

give me an

01:21:13

onion.

01:21:13

Again,

01:21:14

not a

01:21:15

functional

01:21:16

mouth.

01:21:16

These are

01:21:18

my dessert

01:21:18

onions.

01:21:18

I don't

01:21:19

have

01:21:19

taste buds.

01:21:20

I am

01:21:21

made out

01:21:21

of stone

01:21:21

and magic.

01:21:22

The man

01:21:23

doesn't want

01:21:24

to eat.

01:21:24

Well,

01:21:24

it's about

01:21:25

the gesture.

01:21:25

Listen,

01:21:27

lion,

01:21:28

could you

01:21:28

bring the

01:21:29

captain here?

01:21:29

I feel

01:21:30

really badly

01:21:31

talking about

01:21:31

him behind

01:21:32

his back.

01:21:32

This is not

01:21:33

how the

01:21:34

lion works.

01:21:35

Let the

01:21:36

lion speak

01:21:36

for itself.

01:21:37

I,

01:21:38

I,

01:21:39

I can't

01:21:40

summon him.

01:21:41

That is

01:21:42

beyond my

01:21:43

power.

01:21:43

to be

01:21:44

able to

01:21:44

hear us.

01:21:45

Hey,

01:21:48

captain.

01:21:52

Hey,

01:21:55

did it

01:21:57

work?

01:21:57

Captain,

01:21:57

roll,

01:21:58

roll

01:21:58

perception.

01:21:59

See if you

01:22:02

heard that.

01:22:02

Daunting

01:22:05

perception,

01:22:05

Jack.

01:22:08

what is

01:22:09

the captain

01:22:09

even doing?

01:22:09

Is he still

01:22:10

sleeping?

01:22:10

We don't

01:22:11

know.

01:22:12

I know.

01:22:12

Yeah,

01:22:13

captain,

01:22:13

what are you

01:22:13

doing?

01:22:14

I snuck out

01:22:16

the back

01:22:16

door and

01:22:17

I'm staring

01:22:17

at a house

01:22:18

and down

01:22:18

the street.

01:22:18

Is it a

01:22:21

random?

01:22:22

No,

01:22:23

it's not

01:22:24

random,

01:22:24

but I'm

01:22:25

not willing

01:22:25

to talk

01:22:26

about it.

01:22:26

I'm

01:22:26

not willing

01:22:26

to talk

01:22:27

about it,

01:22:27

but I'm

01:22:28

staring at

01:22:29

a house.

01:22:29

Kind of

01:22:31

like,

01:22:31

menacingly,

01:22:31

I got the

01:22:32

whiskey bottle

01:22:33

in my hand.

01:22:33

I'm just

01:22:34

kind of like,

01:22:34

yeah,

01:22:37

it's not

01:22:37

good.

01:22:37

I am

01:22:39

going

01:22:39

through a

01:22:39

time.

01:22:40

It's like

01:22:42

we all

01:22:42

are.

01:22:42

We don't

01:22:46

all have

01:22:47

PTSD from

01:22:48

blowing up

01:22:49

that house.

01:22:49

We don't

01:22:50

all have

01:22:50

nice blind

01:22:51

ladies to

01:22:52

help us

01:22:52

get through

01:22:52

this.

01:22:53

Your nice

01:22:55

blind lady

01:22:56

is a

01:22:57

bottle of

01:22:58

whiskey

01:22:58

and apparently

01:22:59

a house.

01:23:00

Apparently

01:23:02

a man

01:23:02

who punched

01:23:03

me for

01:23:03

sleeping

01:23:03

with his

01:23:03

sister.

01:23:04

I got

01:23:06

him back

01:23:07

for that.

01:23:07

you did.

01:23:09

Yeah,

01:23:10

you punched

01:23:10

me.

01:23:11

No,

01:23:12

I didn't

01:23:12

punch you.

01:23:13

Oh,

01:23:13

okay.

01:23:13

I punched

01:23:14

the other

01:23:14

guy.

01:23:15

The

01:23:15

Marlene

01:23:17

sister.

01:23:17

Her

01:23:18

brother.

01:23:19

That's

01:23:20

who I

01:23:20

punched.

01:23:21

Why would

01:23:23

I punch

01:23:23

you?

01:23:23

I

01:23:24

made a

01:23:25

joke

01:23:25

earlier.

01:23:26

You said

01:23:27

I punched

01:23:28

him and

01:23:28

I went,

01:23:28

oh.

01:23:28

Oh.

01:23:30

That's a

01:23:31

really,

01:23:32

really bad

01:23:32

callback.

01:23:33

Yeah,

01:23:33

it didn't

01:23:34

work.

01:23:34

Yeah,

01:23:35

no one

01:23:35

even got

01:23:35

it then.

01:23:37

All right.

01:23:37

So,

01:23:39

are we

01:23:39

going to

01:23:39

go back

01:23:40

to talking

01:23:40

to the

01:23:40

lion?

01:23:41

Are we

01:23:41

going to

01:23:41

go?

01:23:41

Yeah.

01:23:41

So,

01:23:42

I asked

01:23:43

the lion.

01:23:43

Go to the

01:23:43

pirate.

01:23:44

No,

01:23:46

not to go

01:23:46

to the

01:23:46

pirate.

01:23:47

Okay,

01:23:48

fine.

01:23:48

Again,

01:23:49

summon

01:23:49

people.

01:23:50

Really?

01:23:51

I asked

01:23:53

the lion,

01:23:54

uh,

01:23:54

what goes

01:23:56

really well

01:23:57

with

01:23:58

tobacco?

01:23:59

You're

01:24:01

going to

01:24:01

ask him

01:24:01

for cooking

01:24:02

advice?

01:24:02

Yes.

01:24:04

Is

01:24:04

everything

01:24:05

about

01:24:05

cooking

01:24:05

with

01:24:06

you?

01:24:06

I'm

01:24:07

going

01:24:07

to

01:24:08

relieve

01:24:08

my

01:24:09

stress.

01:24:09

So,

01:24:10

yes.

01:24:10

All right.

01:24:11

I walk

01:24:13

away.

01:24:13

And,

01:24:14

uh,

01:24:15

was it

01:24:16

snails?

01:24:16

Snails,

01:24:20

huh?

01:24:20

I'm going

01:24:21

back to the

01:24:22

junk fort.

01:24:22

All right,

01:24:24

I walk

01:24:24

away.

01:24:25

So many

01:24:26

tigers

01:24:27

and this

01:24:28

character

01:24:28

just

01:24:28

completely

01:24:29

meshed

01:24:30

right there.

01:24:31

All right,

01:24:31

I'm

01:24:31

done.

01:24:32

I'm

01:24:32

walking

01:24:33

away.

01:24:33

It's hard

01:24:36

to tell

01:24:36

anymore.

01:24:36

So,

01:24:41

tobacco,

01:24:42

paprika,

01:24:43

and slugs.

01:24:44

You see

01:24:45

the lion?

01:24:45

It was

01:24:46

chili powder,

01:24:47

wasn't it?

01:24:47

Yeah.

01:24:47

Chili powder

01:24:49

and tobacco,

01:24:49

sorry.

01:24:49

And slugs?

01:24:52

I think

01:24:53

that's the,

01:24:54

uh,

01:24:55

sorry.

01:24:55

Is it

01:24:56

about the

01:24:56

caviar?

01:24:56

No,

01:24:57

no,

01:24:58

no,

01:24:58

out of

01:24:58

character,

01:24:58

certainly my

01:24:59

camera froze.

01:25:00

Um,

01:25:02

it was

01:25:04

slugs

01:25:05

at the,

01:25:05

that first

01:25:06

soup that

01:25:07

eels.

01:25:08

Ah,

01:25:10

eels.

01:25:10

So close.

01:25:11

Yeah,

01:25:11

so I want

01:25:12

eels,

01:25:12

chili powder,

01:25:13

and tobacco.

01:25:13

What goes

01:25:14

really well

01:25:15

with that?

01:25:15

Well,

01:25:17

let's see.

01:25:17

And the

01:25:18

lion thinks,

01:25:19

his face

01:25:20

doesn't move

01:25:20

by the way

01:25:21

when he's

01:25:21

talking or

01:25:22

thinking.

01:25:22

He's just

01:25:23

a lion in

01:25:24

which a

01:25:24

voice comes

01:25:24

out of and

01:25:25

he goes,

01:25:25

let's see,

01:25:26

smoky,

01:25:27

got the

01:25:29

heat.

01:25:29

you got

01:25:31

some

01:25:31

slugs,

01:25:32

eels,

01:25:34

lemon.

01:25:37

Okay.

01:25:39

All right.

01:25:40

All right.

01:25:41

Thank you.

01:25:42

I took

01:25:42

him back

01:25:43

under my

01:25:43

head.

01:25:43

Is this

01:25:46

your hunting

01:25:47

animal now?

01:25:47

Huh?

01:25:48

Is your

01:25:49

hunting animal

01:25:50

a humanoid

01:25:50

lion?

01:25:51

No,

01:25:52

that's

01:25:52

Didi.

01:25:53

I mean,

01:25:54

really,

01:25:54

we're just

01:25:55

walking away

01:25:55

into Ratatouille

01:25:56

at this

01:25:57

point.

01:25:57

Yeah.

01:25:58

Yeah.

01:25:58

We're

01:26:00

inching our

01:26:01

way there.

01:26:01

It's funny

01:26:03

because that's

01:26:03

one chick

01:26:04

characters from

01:26:05

that.

01:26:05

Yeah.

01:26:06

Oh,

01:26:06

yes,

01:26:06

she is.

01:26:07

Yeah.

01:26:08

All right.

01:26:12

Squish,

01:26:12

so you've

01:26:13

made it to

01:26:13

the golden

01:26:14

plum.

01:26:14

I look at

01:26:17

Chef Rosalgo,

01:26:18

I'm here

01:26:19

to impress

01:26:21

you and

01:26:22

amaze you.

01:26:25

she's just

01:26:26

like,

01:26:26

okay.

01:26:27

She's

01:26:30

French.

01:26:30

It goes

01:26:30

back to

01:26:31

furiously

01:26:32

cooking.

01:26:32

She's

01:26:32

whipping up

01:26:34

something.

01:26:34

She's

01:26:35

whisking.

01:26:35

I'm assuming

01:26:41

you're in

01:26:41

the back,

01:26:42

right?

01:26:42

Yeah.

01:26:44

Yeah,

01:26:45

I'm in

01:26:45

the back.

01:26:45

Okay.

01:26:51

right.

01:26:51

Are you

01:26:51

going to

01:26:52

start cooking

01:26:52

this?

01:26:53

Let me

01:26:54

get this

01:26:54

right.

01:26:54

Tobacco,

01:26:56

chili powder?

01:26:57

Chili powder.

01:26:58

Eel and

01:27:00

lemon dish.

01:27:01

Yeah.

01:27:02

All right.

01:27:04

Go for

01:27:08

it.

01:27:10

so I

01:27:11

make this

01:27:12

eel,

01:27:13

chili powder,

01:27:14

tobacco,

01:27:16

and lemon

01:27:17

dish.

01:27:17

What kind

01:27:19

of dish

01:27:20

do you

01:27:20

make?

01:27:20

Perfect.

01:27:20

You really

01:27:22

want to

01:27:22

know?

01:27:23

No.

01:27:24

No,

01:27:24

I'm just

01:27:24

being curious.

01:27:26

No.

01:27:27

I grind

01:27:31

up the

01:27:32

eel with

01:27:33

the chili

01:27:35

powder and

01:27:36

the lemon

01:27:38

juice to

01:27:38

make like

01:27:39

a sausage.

01:27:39

and I

01:27:41

put it

01:27:41

inside of

01:27:42

a bun

01:27:42

with like

01:27:43

a,

01:27:43

it looks

01:27:44

like a,

01:27:45

it's a

01:27:46

cigar on

01:27:46

top of

01:27:46

it.

01:27:47

It's a

01:27:49

crumbled

01:27:49

up cigar?

01:27:50

It's a

01:27:51

crumbled

01:27:51

up cigar.

01:27:52

It's a

01:27:53

garnish.

01:27:54

Yeah,

01:27:54

you have to

01:27:55

light it

01:27:55

on fire

01:27:56

first and

01:27:57

then you

01:27:57

eat it.

01:27:57

All right.

01:28:01

So it

01:28:01

tastes like

01:28:02

a cigarette

01:28:02

butt?

01:28:02

Yeah,

01:28:04

except

01:28:05

better because

01:28:06

it's mixed

01:28:06

with eel

01:28:07

and lemon

01:28:07

and chili

01:28:09

powder.

01:28:09

all right.

01:28:12

Yeah,

01:28:13

so go

01:28:13

ahead and

01:28:14

roll for

01:28:15

to see how

01:28:15

much stress

01:28:16

you take

01:28:16

off.

01:28:16

So you

01:28:16

would roll

01:28:17

one because

01:28:17

you have

01:28:18

one resolve

01:28:18

ability or

01:28:21

point.

01:28:21

I should

01:28:22

have two.

01:28:22

I think I

01:28:23

got two

01:28:23

in small.

01:28:23

You just

01:28:25

go by the

01:28:25

first line.

01:28:26

Oh,

01:28:27

okay.

01:28:27

Gotcha.

01:28:28

You see

01:28:28

where all

01:28:28

those little

01:28:29

dots are on

01:28:29

the side?

01:28:29

Yeah,

01:28:30

got it.

01:28:30

Yeah.

01:28:31

Wait.

01:28:32

Oh.

01:28:33

Hold on.

01:28:35

Switch.

01:28:35

What?

01:28:37

There we go.

01:28:38

Oh,

01:28:40

two.

01:28:41

Well,

01:28:42

you take

01:28:42

two stress

01:28:43

off.

01:28:43

Chef

01:28:47

Roselle is

01:28:47

not a fan.

01:28:48

She kind

01:28:48

of makes

01:28:48

a face.

01:28:49

She tries

01:28:49

a little

01:28:50

bit of it

01:28:51

and she

01:28:51

makes a face

01:28:52

and she's

01:28:52

like,

01:28:52

I don't

01:28:55

think it

01:28:55

will go

01:28:56

well here,

01:28:56

but I'll

01:28:57

give it to

01:28:57

the rest

01:28:58

of the crew.

01:29:00

You know

01:29:00

what it is?

01:29:01

You may

01:29:02

have gotten

01:29:02

it well.

01:29:04

It's

01:29:04

the cigar.

01:29:05

Yeah,

01:29:07

no,

01:29:07

I gotta

01:29:07

figure that

01:29:08

out.

01:29:08

You're

01:29:09

right.

01:29:09

I'll

01:29:10

work on

01:29:10

that.

01:29:10

I'll

01:29:11

come back

01:29:11

and fix

01:29:11

it next

01:29:12

time.

01:29:12

You should

01:29:12

just extract

01:29:13

the nicotine.

01:29:14

But also,

01:29:17

didn't we

01:29:18

agree you'd

01:29:19

get one

01:29:20

coin per

01:29:20

shift?

01:29:21

No.

01:29:22

Yes?

01:29:24

No.

01:29:27

We got

01:29:29

one coin

01:29:30

for blowing

01:29:30

up a house

01:29:31

and you're

01:29:33

going to get

01:29:33

an entire

01:29:33

coin for

01:29:34

mixing garbage

01:29:35

and serving

01:29:39

it to

01:29:39

Chef Roselle.

01:29:40

Yeah.

01:29:41

I'm putting

01:29:43

it in the

01:29:43

cash.

01:29:44

You served

01:29:47

her a

01:29:47

cigarette butt

01:29:48

sausage.

01:29:49

Experimentation

01:29:52

serve.

01:29:53

We do

01:29:54

not

01:29:54

disreven.

01:29:55

It's like

01:29:56

that family

01:29:57

guy apples

01:29:57

over.

01:29:57

He's like

01:29:58

in the

01:29:58

50s.

01:29:58

Do you

01:29:59

want

01:29:59

cigarettes

01:30:00

with your

01:30:00

sandwich?

01:30:00

What?

01:30:01

I look

01:30:01

like a

01:30:01

Mary?

01:30:01

I guess

01:30:02

I want

01:30:02

cigarettes.

01:30:03

We

01:30:08

appreciate

01:30:08

all sorts

01:30:09

of

01:30:09

creativity

01:30:09

here.

01:30:10

Even if

01:30:11

when she

01:30:12

spits out

01:30:13

and you

01:30:13

just see

01:30:13

a little

01:30:13

bit of

01:30:14

cigarette

01:30:14

wrapper

01:30:15

come out.

01:30:15

Even if

01:30:17

it disagrees

01:30:17

with us.

01:30:18

It's a

01:30:19

foil wrapper

01:30:20

that they

01:30:20

put around

01:30:20

the cigar.

01:30:21

The little

01:30:23

plastic piece.

01:30:24

Yeah.

01:30:27

No

01:30:28

bueno.

01:30:30

New

01:30:32

bad idea.

01:30:33

Not like.

01:30:35

Except the

01:30:37

next time.

01:30:37

All right.

01:30:40

Should we go

01:30:41

over to

01:30:41

Captain?

01:30:42

Captain Clyde,

01:30:42

what are you

01:30:43

doing?

01:30:43

Are you still

01:30:43

staring at the

01:30:44

house?

01:30:45

So I'm

01:30:45

in the

01:30:46

exact same

01:30:46

position I

01:30:47

was, but

01:30:47

now I'm

01:30:48

standing on

01:30:48

the roof of

01:30:49

that house

01:30:49

looking at

01:30:50

the city.

01:30:50

He's

01:30:52

brooding?

01:30:52

Yeah.

01:30:54

How did he

01:30:55

get up there?

01:30:56

I don't know

01:30:59

how I got up

01:31:00

there either.

01:31:00

I'm just

01:31:01

like hanging

01:31:01

up there,

01:31:02

still at the

01:31:02

bottle.

01:31:03

Staring at

01:31:05

the house.

01:31:05

Oh no,

01:31:06

that's the

01:31:06

city.

01:31:06

Staring at

01:31:08

the city.

01:31:08

Like a

01:31:09

drunk

01:31:10

Batman.

01:31:10

Like a

01:31:12

drunk

01:31:12

Batman in a

01:31:14

red

01:31:14

frock coat.

01:31:15

the red

01:31:16

frock coat.

01:31:17

Captain, I

01:31:18

have you

01:31:18

already on

01:31:18

top of the

01:31:19

roof.

01:31:19

All right.

01:31:20

What are

01:31:20

you, what's

01:31:21

going on up

01:31:22

there, Captain?

01:31:23

Give us some

01:31:23

details.

01:31:23

What's going

01:31:24

on in your

01:31:24

head?

01:31:24

He's yelling

01:31:25

to the

01:31:26

ghosts.

01:31:26

Respect

01:31:27

me.

01:31:27

I'm

01:31:30

drunk and

01:31:32

confused and

01:31:33

I can't

01:31:33

remember where

01:31:35

I'm supposed

01:31:35

to be.

01:31:35

I'm actually

01:31:38

a little, I've

01:31:39

drank too

01:31:40

much tonight

01:31:40

for the

01:31:41

first time

01:31:42

ever in

01:31:43

this game.

01:31:44

and now

01:31:46

I'm like, I

01:31:47

can't seem to

01:31:48

remember.

01:31:48

Like my

01:31:49

amnesia is

01:31:50

hitting me

01:31:50

hard and I'm

01:31:51

like, it's

01:31:51

really bugging

01:31:52

me.

01:31:52

And some, for

01:31:52

some reason,

01:31:53

this house

01:31:53

looks very

01:31:54

familiar to

01:31:55

me, but I

01:31:56

don't know

01:31:56

why.

01:31:57

And it's

01:31:57

driving me

01:31:58

crazy.

01:31:58

And so for

01:32:00

some reason,

01:32:01

what are

01:32:03

there, are

01:32:04

there the

01:32:05

lights on in

01:32:06

the house or

01:32:06

is it empty?

01:32:06

It's empty.

01:32:08

It's empty.

01:32:09

I've been

01:32:15

trying to

01:32:16

attune to

01:32:16

ghosts, but

01:32:17

I'm just

01:32:18

throwing up.

01:32:20

See,

01:32:22

throwing up.

01:32:22

So, yeah,

01:32:32

luckily down

01:32:34

the gutters.

01:32:34

Alcohol.

01:32:37

Yeah, this

01:32:38

things have

01:32:39

taken a dark

01:32:40

turn.

01:32:41

While you're

01:32:43

busy throwing

01:32:44

up, Neelix,

01:32:46

your butler,

01:32:47

appears beside

01:32:48

you.

01:32:48

Neelix,

01:32:51

you need

01:32:53

another

01:32:53

butler.

01:32:54

Having one

01:32:55

of your

01:32:55

episodes again,

01:32:56

master.

01:33:01

I need

01:33:05

more booze.

01:33:06

And then

01:33:07

maybe I'll

01:33:07

remember what

01:33:08

the fuck is

01:33:09

going on in

01:33:10

my life.

01:33:10

Perhaps the

01:33:13

answer is not

01:33:14

booze tonight,

01:33:15

sir.

01:33:15

Perhaps it's the

01:33:17

booze giving

01:33:17

you the

01:33:18

giving you the

01:33:20

saddies and

01:33:21

the forgetfulness.

01:33:22

And the

01:33:23

fits of vomit.

01:33:24

And the

01:33:25

fits of vomit.

01:33:26

Well, what

01:33:28

are you,

01:33:28

expect Neelix?

01:33:30

What do

01:33:30

you, what

01:33:31

do you

01:33:31

think?

01:33:31

What should

01:33:33

I do?

01:33:33

Should I go

01:33:35

back to my

01:33:35

friends at the

01:33:36

junk fort?

01:33:37

Or should I

01:33:38

try to remember

01:33:39

who exactly I

01:33:40

am if I

01:33:41

go find my

01:33:42

ship, my

01:33:43

crew?

01:33:43

If I even

01:33:45

have one?

01:33:45

I don't know

01:33:47

what I'm doing

01:33:48

here.

01:33:48

I don't know

01:33:50

what's going

01:33:50

on.

01:33:51

Next thing I

01:33:52

know, I'm

01:33:52

blowing up

01:33:53

boats and

01:33:53

houses.

01:33:56

Have you

01:33:57

tried looking

01:33:57

for your

01:33:58

ship, sir?

01:33:58

I was in

01:34:00

the booyard

01:34:01

the other

01:34:01

day.

01:34:01

I couldn't

01:34:02

see any.

01:34:02

I didn't

01:34:03

look.

01:34:03

I didn't

01:34:03

see it at

01:34:04

all.

01:34:04

What's the

01:34:06

name of your

01:34:07

boat, sir?

01:34:08

I don't

01:34:10

remember.

01:34:10

Neelix was

01:34:12

the cabin

01:34:12

boy.

01:34:12

Canonically.

01:34:16

Neelix.

01:34:19

Do you

01:34:20

remember the

01:34:21

name of

01:34:21

the boat?

01:34:21

Things are

01:34:24

fuzzy in the

01:34:24

afterlife, sir.

01:34:25

Things are

01:34:29

easy to forget

01:34:30

things like

01:34:30

names of

01:34:31

ships or

01:34:32

your life

01:34:33

before you

01:34:34

died.

01:34:34

I just

01:34:36

don't recommend

01:34:37

it, sir.

01:34:37

In which

01:34:38

case, I

01:34:39

also don't

01:34:39

recommend

01:34:40

standing up

01:34:40

on this

01:34:41

precarious

01:34:41

rooftop in

01:34:43

the rain

01:34:43

while you're

01:34:44

half-wasted.

01:34:48

a little

01:34:49

more than

01:34:50

half-wasted.

01:34:51

I was

01:34:52

being

01:34:52

generous.

01:34:53

All right.

01:34:56

So I

01:34:57

start sliding

01:34:58

down the

01:34:58

gutter pole.

01:34:59

I'm going to

01:35:05

roll for that,

01:35:05

just to be

01:35:06

fair.

01:35:06

I'm going to

01:35:09

say that's

01:35:09

finesse,

01:35:10

right?

01:35:11

Yeah.

01:35:12

And then

01:35:14

let's,

01:35:16

what do you

01:35:17

think?

01:35:18

What do you

01:35:18

know,

01:35:18

modifiers

01:35:19

because I'm

01:35:19

pretty drunk?

01:35:20

Should I

01:35:20

have anything?

01:35:21

You know

01:35:23

what?

01:35:23

I'm going to,

01:35:24

I was going

01:35:24

to say maybe

01:35:25

take negative

01:35:26

one because,

01:35:28

you know,

01:35:28

you are drunk,

01:35:29

but maybe

01:35:30

that'll make

01:35:30

you more

01:35:30

flexible.

01:35:31

Negative

01:35:33

one?

01:35:33

Less likely

01:35:34

to be

01:35:34

an injury.

01:35:34

Yeah,

01:35:35

it'll make

01:35:35

it hurt

01:35:36

less.

01:35:36

Yeah,

01:35:37

so you

01:35:37

know what?

01:35:38

Just roll,

01:35:38

roll just

01:35:39

straight finesse.

01:35:40

I think it

01:35:42

balanced itself

01:35:42

out at this

01:35:43

point.

01:35:43

Partial

01:35:46

success.

01:35:48

You,

01:35:49

you fall

01:35:50

down the

01:35:51

drain pipe

01:35:53

without breaking

01:35:54

any limbs,

01:35:54

but you

01:35:55

definitely

01:35:55

fall in

01:35:56

some mud.

01:35:57

Into a

01:35:58

bucket of

01:35:59

nails.

01:35:59

Did I

01:36:01

break my

01:36:02

bottle of

01:36:02

whiskey?

01:36:02

No.

01:36:04

So I

01:36:06

turn over

01:36:06

and I just

01:36:07

laying in the

01:36:07

mud just

01:36:08

start drinking

01:36:08

my whiskey.

01:36:12

Neelix very

01:36:14

gentlemanly

01:36:14

floats down

01:36:15

like at a

01:36:16

very even

01:36:16

pace,

01:36:17

just has a

01:36:18

clear distinction

01:36:19

between how

01:36:20

much,

01:36:20

how foolish

01:36:21

that was,

01:36:22

and he

01:36:22

lands beside

01:36:23

you and

01:36:24

he's like,

01:36:24

he just

01:36:26

gives a

01:36:26

deep sigh.

01:36:26

Really,

01:36:28

sir?

01:36:28

Neelix,

01:36:31

I don't

01:36:32

know what

01:36:33

I'm just

01:36:33

going to

01:36:33

do.

01:36:33

I don't

01:36:35

know if I

01:36:36

can keep,

01:36:36

I,

01:36:37

you're the

01:36:38

only ghost I

01:36:38

can control

01:36:39

these days,

01:36:40

and let's

01:36:41

be honest,

01:36:41

you're just

01:36:41

doing it

01:36:42

because you're

01:36:42

a good

01:36:43

friend and

01:36:43

butler.

01:36:46

Yes,

01:36:46

a good

01:36:47

friend and

01:36:48

butler and

01:36:49

cabin boy and

01:36:50

definitely not

01:36:51

condemned to

01:36:52

stay beside

01:36:52

your side for

01:36:53

the rest of

01:36:54

all time.

01:36:54

I mean,

01:36:56

it's truly a

01:36:56

personal choice

01:36:57

that I've

01:36:58

made.

01:36:58

I mean,

01:36:59

it's a

01:37:00

personal choice

01:37:00

we made

01:37:00

together.

01:37:01

Yes,

01:37:03

sir,

01:37:03

if you say

01:37:04

so,

01:37:04

sir.

01:37:04

I get up

01:37:06

and I'm

01:37:07

starting to

01:37:07

feel a little

01:37:07

better already.

01:37:08

Let's go

01:37:12

find the

01:37:12

lads.

01:37:13

Maybe I

01:37:14

can ask that

01:37:15

lion about

01:37:15

who I

01:37:16

am.

01:37:16

or what

01:37:17

happened to

01:37:18

my ship

01:37:18

or what

01:37:20

happened to

01:37:21

me in the

01:37:21

ocean.

01:37:23

Where's in

01:37:24

my crew

01:37:25

and anything.

01:37:26

Also,

01:37:28

maybe he can

01:37:29

direct me to

01:37:29

another bottle.

01:37:30

All right,

01:37:33

you're going

01:37:34

back to the

01:37:34

junk fort.

01:37:34

Is everyone

01:37:35

going back to

01:37:36

the junk

01:37:36

fort?

01:37:37

I went to

01:37:38

the junk

01:37:38

fort instead

01:37:39

of the

01:37:39

mold and

01:37:40

plum.

01:37:40

Okay.

01:37:42

Captain's

01:37:44

going to

01:37:44

the junk

01:37:44

fort.

01:37:45

Squish,

01:37:46

you're

01:37:46

going to

01:37:46

the junk

01:37:46

fort?

01:37:47

Yeah.

01:37:48

All right.

01:37:49

Well,

01:37:49

y'all

01:37:50

convene back

01:37:51

at the

01:37:51

junk fort.

01:37:52

Chuckles,

01:37:54

you still

01:37:54

have one

01:37:55

downtime

01:37:55

activity if

01:37:56

you'd like

01:37:57

to use

01:37:57

it.

01:37:57

Wait,

01:37:58

everyone

01:37:58

had two?

01:37:59

Yeah.

01:38:01

Squish made

01:38:02

the walkie-talkies

01:38:03

and he went

01:38:04

to the

01:38:04

golden plum.

01:38:05

Captain

01:38:05

just had

01:38:05

his drinking

01:38:09

drinking and

01:38:09

he had

01:38:11

his moment

01:38:11

up on

01:38:13

the roof.

01:38:13

Right.

01:38:15

All right,

01:38:18

I have a

01:38:18

crazy idea,

01:38:19

but it

01:38:20

just might

01:38:20

work.

01:38:20

Okay.

01:38:22

It might

01:38:23

not work

01:38:25

either,

01:38:25

but I

01:38:27

would like

01:38:27

to look

01:38:28

out the

01:38:28

window and

01:38:30

there's

01:38:32

crows,

01:38:33

probably,

01:38:33

maybe

01:38:34

ravens,

01:38:34

out there,

01:38:36

and I

01:38:36

would like

01:38:37

to attach

01:38:37

a note

01:38:38

to a

01:38:38

raven's

01:38:39

leg and

01:38:40

go,

01:38:41

get out

01:38:42

here,

01:38:42

go,

01:38:43

get,

01:38:43

and it's

01:38:45

a message

01:38:45

for takeout

01:38:47

to my

01:38:48

boy,

01:38:49

Uncle

01:38:49

Fruncle.

01:38:50

Is that

01:38:55

allowable?

01:38:55

All right.

01:38:56

Because I

01:38:56

don't really

01:38:57

want to leave

01:38:57

the junk

01:38:57

for it.

01:38:58

I thought

01:38:58

his name

01:38:58

was just

01:38:59

Uncle.

01:39:00

Oh,

01:39:00

yeah,

01:39:00

Uncle,

01:39:00

I'm

01:39:00

sorry.

01:39:01

Uncle

01:39:01

Tio.

01:39:02

No,

01:39:05

what's

01:39:05

his name?

01:39:05

No,

01:39:07

his name

01:39:07

was just

01:39:07

Uncle.

01:39:08

I mean,

01:39:09

I've been

01:39:10

calling him

01:39:10

Uncle.

01:39:10

No,

01:39:11

I think

01:39:12

that,

01:39:12

I think

01:39:12

canonically

01:39:13

his name

01:39:13

is Uncle.

01:39:14

No,

01:39:14

he has a

01:39:15

name.

01:39:15

It's Uncle

01:39:16

Uncle.

01:39:16

No,

01:39:17

it's not Uncle

01:39:18

Uncle.

01:39:18

What's his

01:39:19

goddamn name?

01:39:20

I'm going to

01:39:20

cheat and look

01:39:21

over here.

01:39:22

Oh,

01:39:23

he's not in

01:39:24

here.

01:39:24

What the fuck

01:39:25

is that guy's

01:39:25

name?

01:39:25

Skylock.

01:39:26

That's it.

01:39:27

Shkluck.

01:39:29

Shkluck.

01:39:30

That's how it's spelled,

01:39:32

but yeah,

01:39:32

Skylock.

01:39:32

Shkluck.

01:39:33

Skylock.

01:39:34

Is this to get food

01:39:37

to like lower your

01:39:38

stress or to heal?

01:39:40

Yeah,

01:39:42

it's to get,

01:39:42

I'm hoping that he

01:39:43

could just put like a

01:39:44

can of,

01:39:44

you know,

01:39:45

some,

01:39:46

some animal food on

01:39:48

the back of the

01:39:48

raven and send it

01:39:49

back.

01:39:51

to eat with my

01:39:52

friend.

01:39:52

About a half hour

01:39:53

later,

01:39:53

you hear a tapping,

01:39:57

well,

01:39:57

you don't have any

01:39:58

windows,

01:39:58

but you hear a

01:39:59

tapping on the

01:40:00

wood beside the

01:40:02

door frame and a

01:40:03

very large bird,

01:40:05

a raven,

01:40:06

kind of steps out

01:40:07

and kind of like

01:40:08

cocks his head

01:40:09

and along his,

01:40:11

on his foot is a

01:40:12

small bag that you

01:40:13

can open up.

01:40:13

A little baggy.

01:40:15

A little

01:40:16

baggy.

01:40:17

And inside are

01:40:18

some cans of

01:40:20

indistinguishable

01:40:21

nature.

01:40:22

They're just cans

01:40:25

with no labels on

01:40:26

them.

01:40:26

Yeah,

01:40:28

they're just plain

01:40:28

cans.

01:40:29

Yeah,

01:40:30

well,

01:40:30

fair is fair.

01:40:31

Beggars can't be

01:40:32

choosers and I

01:40:32

snap right into

01:40:33

that Slim Jim.

01:40:34

Do you want to

01:40:40

take off your

01:40:41

healing,

01:40:41

roll for healing?

01:40:42

I have a choice

01:40:44

between healing

01:40:45

and strategy.

01:40:46

stress.

01:40:46

You,

01:40:49

you can do

01:40:50

either.

01:40:50

Then I will do

01:40:53

healing of

01:40:54

harm.

01:40:56

Yes,

01:40:59

so you roll

01:41:00

and how many

01:41:00

points you heal

01:41:02

and I think you,

01:41:03

it's the same thing

01:41:03

where you choose

01:41:04

your least.

01:41:05

The lowest one.

01:41:05

Yeah.

01:41:07

Concord.

01:41:08

Concord!

01:41:11

Oh,

01:41:12

nice.

01:41:13

Five.

01:41:14

Nice,

01:41:14

roll.

01:41:15

So,

01:41:15

hold on,

01:41:16

let me pull

01:41:17

up your,

01:41:17

your thing.

01:41:18

I've got a lot

01:41:19

of,

01:41:19

okay,

01:41:20

so you get

01:41:20

five points

01:41:21

of healing,

01:41:23

so you can,

01:41:24

that covers up

01:41:25

one healing clock

01:41:26

and you can get

01:41:26

rid of one

01:41:27

of your lower

01:41:28

level harms.

01:41:31

so I have to keep

01:41:32

the cracked ribs

01:41:32

at level two.

01:41:33

That can lower

01:41:36

one level,

01:41:37

right?

01:41:37

You can lower

01:41:38

one level

01:41:39

if you have

01:41:39

one level

01:41:40

to go to,

01:41:42

but you don't.

01:41:43

You have a,

01:41:44

yeah.

01:41:45

all right,

01:41:46

all right,

01:41:46

well then I guess

01:41:46

I'll clear

01:41:47

one of these

01:41:48

bruised ribs

01:41:49

slash bruise eco.

01:41:50

And then,

01:41:54

uh,

01:41:55

because you healed

01:41:55

up your clock,

01:41:56

you can reset it

01:41:57

and then you have

01:41:57

three more spaces

01:41:58

to fill in.

01:41:59

Ah,

01:41:59

I see.

01:42:00

One,

01:42:00

two,

01:42:01

three.

01:42:02

All right.

01:42:02

And that's for

01:42:04

the next roll.

01:42:05

Yeah.

01:42:10

Does anybody

01:42:10

want some of

01:42:11

this?

01:42:11

It's pretty good.

01:42:14

No.

01:42:16

No?

01:42:17

You sure?

01:42:17

Captain?

01:42:18

No,

01:42:19

I'm good.

01:42:20

I'm in my

01:42:20

corner.

01:42:21

DeeDee,

01:42:21

you want some

01:42:23

of this?

01:42:23

You want a bite,

01:42:24

bud?

01:42:24

Uh,

01:42:27

DeeDee takes

01:42:28

like a,

01:42:28

like a finger

01:42:29

full.

01:42:29

He just kind

01:42:30

of scoops it

01:42:30

up on his hand

01:42:31

and sticks it

01:42:31

in his mouth

01:42:32

and makes a

01:42:33

horrible face

01:42:34

and kind of

01:42:34

screams a little

01:42:35

bit like monkeys

01:42:36

do.

01:42:36

And,

01:42:38

uh,

01:42:38

yeah,

01:42:39

it's pretty

01:42:39

good,

01:42:39

right?

01:42:39

He sits

01:42:40

back in his

01:42:40

corner pouting.

01:42:41

It's a good

01:42:41

shit.

01:42:42

Lights up

01:42:43

another cigarette.

01:42:44

Great.

01:42:45

Well,

01:42:51

you're all

01:42:52

back.

01:42:52

Back in the

01:42:53

junk fort.

01:42:54

It feels

01:42:57

good to be

01:43:01

here with you

01:43:01

guys,

01:43:01

you know,

01:43:02

really relaxing,

01:43:03

getting to know

01:43:03

each other more

01:43:04

a little bit.

01:43:05

You know,

01:43:07

we're going to

01:43:08

sleep like rocks.

01:43:09

you left as

01:43:10

soon as you

01:43:10

found out I

01:43:11

was going to

01:43:11

the restaurant.

01:43:13

Yeah,

01:43:13

I didn't want to

01:43:13

know that much

01:43:14

about you.

01:43:14

I really just

01:43:15

wanted to be

01:43:16

home and I'm

01:43:16

being polite

01:43:17

now.

01:43:17

Yeah,

01:43:19

well,

01:43:19

how polite

01:43:20

were you at

01:43:21

the whorehouse?

01:43:22

Excuse me,

01:43:24

they are

01:43:24

women.

01:43:25

How polite

01:43:27

were you at

01:43:28

the women of the

01:43:28

night,

01:43:29

pops?

01:43:29

Very.

01:43:30

You have no

01:43:31

idea how polite

01:43:32

I was.

01:43:34

I don't

01:43:34

think that's

01:43:35

why you

01:43:35

should go

01:43:36

there.

01:43:36

To be

01:43:37

polite.

01:43:37

That's not

01:43:39

why one goes

01:43:41

to a lady

01:43:42

of the

01:43:43

evening's

01:43:43

house.

01:43:43

No,

01:43:44

I went

01:43:44

there to

01:43:44

relieve some

01:43:45

stress and

01:43:45

I did.

01:43:46

So get

01:43:47

off my

01:43:47

back,

01:43:47

will you?

01:43:48

I accept

01:43:57

your defense.

01:43:58

All right.

01:43:59

Fair enough.

01:44:00

Fair enough.

01:44:02

Yeah,

01:44:03

Captain,

01:44:03

you look like

01:44:04

you tied one

01:44:05

on.

01:44:06

A little bit

01:44:08

too much

01:44:08

tonight,

01:44:09

my lad.

01:44:09

Yeah,

01:44:10

could you

01:44:11

please,

01:44:11

I know

01:44:12

this is

01:44:13

technically

01:44:13

against the

01:44:14

rules,

01:44:14

but will

01:44:15

you vomit

01:44:15

in the hole

01:44:16

from now

01:44:17

on?

01:44:17

You're

01:44:18

kind of

01:44:19

getting it

01:44:19

all over.

01:44:21

That's

01:44:23

the monkey.

01:44:23

Didi,

01:44:26

was that

01:44:27

you?

01:44:27

He

01:44:30

bears his

01:44:31

teeth.

01:44:31

She.

01:44:32

That means

01:44:34

it's true.

01:44:34

She.

01:44:35

Is it

01:44:37

she?

01:44:37

I don't

01:44:39

know,

01:44:39

Andy said

01:44:39

that earlier.

01:44:39

I did

01:44:40

say she,

01:44:41

but I

01:44:42

can't

01:44:42

remember if

01:44:43

we established

01:44:43

if it was

01:44:44

a boy or

01:44:44

girl earlier.

01:44:45

I can't.

01:44:46

Did you

01:44:46

assume

01:44:46

his gender?

01:44:47

No.

01:44:48

How dare

01:44:49

you?

01:44:50

Sorry,

01:44:50

Terry.

01:44:51

His gender?

01:44:51

There.

01:44:53

Have you

01:44:54

taken,

01:44:55

I don't

01:44:55

think anyone's

01:44:55

taken the

01:44:56

pants off

01:44:56

the monkey

01:44:57

yet to

01:44:57

determine if

01:44:58

it is,

01:44:58

you know,

01:44:59

no,

01:45:00

it's a

01:45:01

really awkward.

01:45:01

It's really

01:45:02

awkward for

01:45:03

all of us.

01:45:03

Nobody really

01:45:04

wants to do

01:45:05

it.

01:45:05

Especially

01:45:05

if he has

01:45:06

pants.

01:45:06

Right.

01:45:07

He's got to

01:45:09

figure it

01:45:09

out.

01:45:09

Well,

01:45:14

good night.

01:45:16

well,

01:45:20

we had a

01:45:20

good night.

01:45:21

Oh,

01:45:22

yeah.

01:45:22

Oh,

01:45:24

good.

01:45:24

Good.

01:45:26

Good.

01:45:27

I lay on

01:45:29

the drapes

01:45:29

next to

01:45:29

DD and

01:45:31

after about

01:45:31

a minute,

01:45:32

I go,

01:45:32

hey,

01:45:32

captain,

01:45:32

it was

01:45:35

the monkey.

01:45:35

It was

01:45:40

the monkey.

01:45:42

Hey,

01:45:42

how's that

01:45:43

humanoid

01:45:44

lion doing

01:45:44

yet?

01:45:45

Oh,

01:45:46

yeah,

01:45:46

I got to

01:45:46

say good

01:45:47

night to

01:45:47

the lion.

01:45:49

For some

01:45:52

reason,

01:45:52

I fall asleep

01:45:52

with my

01:45:53

hat on.

01:45:53

Yeah.

01:45:54

Toss me

01:45:55

the lion.

01:45:56

No.

01:45:57

So I take

01:45:58

my hat off,

01:45:58

I put the

01:45:59

lion on the

01:45:59

windowsill next

01:46:00

to me and

01:46:01

go,

01:46:01

good night,

01:46:02

buddy.

01:46:02

Good night.

01:46:04

Do you kiss

01:46:05

him?

01:46:05

No.

01:46:06

Have you seen

01:46:07

nothing?

01:46:07

Lion.

01:46:09

They're

01:46:10

horrifying.

01:46:11

where's my

01:46:13

ship and

01:46:13

crew?

01:46:14

Have you

01:46:16

checked the

01:46:16

harbor?

01:46:16

Yes.

01:46:18

Have you

01:46:19

talked to the

01:46:20

port authority?

01:46:21

No.

01:46:23

I think

01:46:25

they're mad

01:46:25

at us.

01:46:26

We did

01:46:28

blow up a

01:46:29

ship in

01:46:29

their port,

01:46:30

and they

01:46:31

are the

01:46:31

authority of

01:46:32

said port.

01:46:33

I believe

01:46:34

we killed

01:46:34

a sailor

01:46:35

too.

01:46:35

A sailor

01:46:38

or two.

01:46:38

Did you

01:46:40

ask nicely?

01:46:41

No.

01:46:43

Are you

01:46:45

my

01:46:45

mother?

01:46:45

Well,

01:46:49

I mean,

01:46:50

I think

01:46:51

that'd

01:46:51

probably be

01:46:51

the best

01:46:51

way to

01:46:52

start,

01:46:52

is to

01:46:53

ask

01:46:54

someone

01:46:54

about your

01:46:55

boat.

01:46:55

You don't

01:46:56

remember the

01:46:56

name?

01:46:56

Do you

01:46:58

know what

01:46:59

happened to

01:46:59

my ship?

01:47:00

I've been

01:47:02

under a pile

01:47:03

of rocks for

01:47:04

like a thousand

01:47:04

years.

01:47:05

I don't

01:47:05

remember

01:47:05

anything.

01:47:08

damn

01:47:08

it!

01:47:08

Why

01:47:09

did we

01:47:10

steal this

01:47:10

talking

01:47:10

lion anyway?

01:47:11

Why did

01:47:12

anybody ever

01:47:12

want this

01:47:13

lion?

01:47:13

Why did

01:47:15

what?

01:47:15

Anybody

01:47:16

ever want

01:47:17

this

01:47:17

lion?

01:47:17

You can

01:47:19

ask it

01:47:20

questions.

01:47:23

it might

01:47:24

answer any

01:47:35

question that

01:47:36

I know the

01:47:36

answer to.

01:47:37

and I

01:47:38

have not

01:47:38

lied to

01:47:39

you once.

01:47:40

You've been

01:47:41

buried in a

01:47:42

desert for a

01:47:42

thousand years.

01:47:43

Your information

01:47:43

is useless.

01:47:44

It's stale.

01:47:45

It's bunk.

01:47:47

And you're

01:47:48

ugly.

01:47:48

He ain't

01:47:52

lying.

01:47:53

I can't

01:47:56

defend you on

01:47:57

that lion.

01:47:57

You are,

01:47:58

you're not

01:47:59

particularly

01:47:59

attractive.

01:48:00

Oh,

01:48:02

well,

01:48:03

that's okay.

01:48:05

But I still

01:48:05

appreciate you.

01:48:06

thanks.

01:48:08

Everybody

01:48:09

comes in

01:48:09

different sizes

01:48:10

or shapes.

01:48:11

I take a

01:48:12

cigarette from

01:48:12

DD and lay

01:48:13

it in front

01:48:13

of the lion.

01:48:14

He doesn't

01:48:15

take it,

01:48:16

but his

01:48:17

silence is

01:48:17

appreciative.

01:48:18

I know he

01:48:19

can't take it.

01:48:20

DD wakes up

01:48:24

every hour

01:48:25

for a smoke.

01:48:25

Like John

01:48:26

Mellencamp.

01:48:27

What?

01:48:28

John Mellencamp,

01:48:31

he loves

01:48:33

cigarettes.

01:48:33

Is that

01:48:34

true?

01:48:34

Yeah.

01:48:35

Wow,

01:48:36

I didn't

01:48:36

know that.

01:48:37

Yeah,

01:48:38

he had a

01:48:38

heart attack

01:48:38

when he

01:48:38

was like

01:48:39

45.

01:48:39

He's

01:48:41

45?

01:48:41

No,

01:48:43

he was

01:48:43

when he

01:48:43

had a

01:48:43

heart attack.

01:48:44

Oh.

01:48:45

He had a

01:48:48

heart attack?

01:48:49

Well,

01:48:50

good night.

01:48:50

And you

01:48:54

guys all

01:48:54

crawl up

01:48:55

into your

01:48:55

corners and

01:48:56

you start to

01:48:57

gently fall

01:48:57

asleep and

01:48:58

maybe in the

01:49:00

middle of the

01:49:00

night or maybe

01:49:01

just after you

01:49:01

guys have

01:49:02

fallen asleep,

01:49:02

the lion just

01:49:03

kind of staring

01:49:04

out the window

01:49:04

and quietly

01:49:06

says to

01:49:07

himself,

01:49:07

I'm going

01:49:08

to kill

01:49:09

all of

01:49:09

you.

01:49:09

Oh,

01:49:12

but none

01:49:13

of us

01:49:13

heard that.

01:49:14

Except

01:49:16

DeeDee,

01:49:16

who was on

01:49:19

her smoke

01:49:19

break.

01:49:19

Her smoke

01:49:22

break from

01:49:22

sleeping.

01:49:23

But she

01:49:24

doesn't speak

01:49:25

English.

01:49:27

She's out on the front deck smoking a cigarette.

01:49:30

DeeDee heard that go, huh?

01:49:34

Huh?

01:49:36

Huh?

01:49:36

Huh?

01:49:42

Thank you.

Fits of Vomit