This is My Fancy Shirt

Season 3, Episode 7
June 13, 2023

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so uh just to kind of recap i know i didn't do a newsletter but uh you guys are in your junk fort

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it was a rough it was a rough go of things oh my god

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sorry oh my god it was a rough go of things uh you uh got accosted by some spirit wardens

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they released a ghost in your house uh you had to pay to get rid of it it was it was a pain in the

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butt but the sun also rises yeah uh oh uh other news squish is now do you own the the golden plum or

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do you you just work there i just work there you work there yes um chuckles owns it

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chuckle no no chuckle chuckles ate a lot of caviar whale caviar oh that's oh that's right

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i hate i hate my payment

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you you ate like a literal king uh you got i think you got some uh pink glitter that uh

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novak just had stored uh whatever his name is uh had stored around somewhere pink powder glitter bomb

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yeah he just gave it to you because he had no use of it

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okay and uh captain's been struggling with his uh ghost powers a little i'm impotent

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and uh he planted

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in the corner i am completely emasculated and i'm in this corner and i have just been

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sulking for weeks or however long it's been the entire time

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okay but i read a book about myself oh that's true and the book was older than myself so that's weird

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how'd that happen but i got a and i got an eye patch

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oh that's right the glasses

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uh i i wrote down pounding the chili do you think that's going to be important later

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uh i i i know you added like uh squish added chili powder to that uh soup you made

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and he used it as a weapon he weaponized the chili powder which really shows ingenuity

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exactly

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did well did anybody re-listen to it

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no i didn't i didn't either so i just i was just curious

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so we all have selective memories tonight

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yes it's gonna be between the four of us

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it's an even playing field

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everyone has to be on their best behavior

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i'm gonna be a handful

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scout's honor

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well you are a little stinker

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ain't i a stinker

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all right

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all right

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all right

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all right

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all right

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all right

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all right

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ready to go

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all right

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all right

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yeah

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yeah

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he's wailing

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maybe he's become a ghost

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dude i even drew a picture of how my sad my pirate was he was very sad

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can we can we make that your avatar picture

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this is why i can't draw for my books

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it looks like my character is wearing a dress

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he is

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what's wrong with that

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it's a frock coat

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yeah

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a dress

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it's made out of fresh frock

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only the freshest

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frock lobster

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frock lobster

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well

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uh it's a new day

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the sun uh the sun rises

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and uh you guys have been asked to go back to baz's office

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uh later in the day whenever you guys get a chance

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he has uh

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has an important job for you

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he's gonna be pissed

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he's always pissed

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i'm sure he heard the bells

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oh yeah

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yeah

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who

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who didn't hear those roarest bells

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uh well lieutenant lightfeld

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the ghost

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he was

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he heard the bells probably

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whatever happened to him

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does somebody

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do you have him in a bottle brandon

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or did the spirit warden take him

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uh

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which who

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lightfeld

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i don't think i ever took him

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all i have about my notes

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is i said uh i got a new eye patch

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with plus one command

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then i have a giant arrow

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go to the bottom

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so it says still failed

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which gives me ghosts

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i give you a ghost

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if i could read your mind

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love

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so he must have given you lightfeld then

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why would i have a ghost

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i i think after

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i think you paid the spirit warden

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to get rid of it

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and uh

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and he you took it

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also you were fucking wasted

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i was wasted

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oh you also have a monkey by the way too

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let's not forget that

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no i got dd

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but

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but she has a debt

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i got written down

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she has a life debt

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yeah

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oh that makes way more sense

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a life debt

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than a gambling debt

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for that monkey

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he smoked away his life

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the monkey has a smoking addiction

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and a gambling addiction

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this is the coolest monkey

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poor impulse control

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all right

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well

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i'm just gonna send you over there

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yeah we decided

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yeah i figured

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it was all consensual

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all right

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do you guys see that

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i just want to make sure it's working

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no

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you did not

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you might not have activated the scene

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oh man

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oh wow

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i was activated

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oh dear

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baz

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baz is sitting there

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yeah

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he's like

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well you guys have had a

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busy couple of weeks

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huh

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yeah

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yeah

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who would have thought

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picking up some caviar

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would end at death

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so much of it

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and impotence

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so much

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you don't

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you don't get to be my age

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without having a little bit of death

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and a little bit of impotence

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that's inspiring

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that's you know

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things

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things happen boys

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but

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you've been doing up

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you're on the up and up

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uh

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so up and up

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uh

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you remember our friends

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uh

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over at the uh

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a rubian uh

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school there

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i remember that little fat kid

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oh

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templeton

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clark

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what's his name

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yeah

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clark templeton

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pissy pants

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templeton

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is what we were calling

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pissy pants

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yeah

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pissy pants

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he did piss his pants

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so yeah

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what about him

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well they got

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uh

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they got their hands

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on uh

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a little

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little artifact

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uh

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i don't know how they

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smuggled it in here

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but they're selling it

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and uh

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i got it

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i got a job for you guys

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if you're interested

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do you want the artifact

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well here's the thing

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you're gonna steal it

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and replace it with a fake

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ah

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the old switcheroo

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yeah

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so here's the thing

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i have

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i have

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a

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on my

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um

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you could call it payroll

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a uh

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a historian

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in a rubian artwork

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he's one of the best

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in the business

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he

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he can

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tell you what's real

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what's fake

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an authenticator

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and uh

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he and i

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have worked it out

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uh

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we're gonna

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he's gonna

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has a fake

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uh

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we'll swap it out

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and then uh

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they're gonna sell it

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the rubian school

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is gonna sell it

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well the plan is

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for them to sell it

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and uh

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they'll look like

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real assholes

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when we tell them

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it's uh

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it's a fake

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why would we tell them

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it's a fake

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ah

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you see

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for the lulz

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well for the lulz

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but the uh

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you know miranda

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that bitch

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uh

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they don't have a lot

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of good standing

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left

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and i can't

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actually act out

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against them

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right now

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or uh

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you know

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it's gonna look

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kind of bad

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for me

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i don't really

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want to start

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a war

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but if i

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embarrass the hell

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out of them

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the point is

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is that someone

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else

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it's gonna be

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auctioned off

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if someone

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else is gonna

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sell it

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we're gonna

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call it a fake

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uh reveal it

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to be a fake

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and uh

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they're gonna lose

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a lot of public

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standing

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and that's kind

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of the goal

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here

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is just general

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political

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mayhem

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political impotence

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and it's

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not like that

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word huh

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well you know

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that's why i'm

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not going in there

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and stealing it

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plus the party's

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in a real ritzy

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part of town

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you guys been

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to brightstone

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yet

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been down there

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sounds better

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than dull

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you know

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it's a good

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name

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it's a well

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named street

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uh

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well it's not

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a street

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it's a district

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it doesn't matter

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point is

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lord roland watt

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he's having a

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big powwow

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over at his

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house

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he's gonna

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sell

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he's auctioning

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off all this

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ruby and

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jewelry

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artwork

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whatever

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i need you

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to steal

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the idol

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uh

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replace it

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with a fake

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my guy

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on the inside

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is gonna

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call it a fake

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we're gonna

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reveal them

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to be a bunch

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of idiots

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and uh

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you know

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if you guys

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want to sell

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that afterwards

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you're more

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than welcome

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to

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wait we get

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to keep it

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yeah i don't

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give a shit

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what you do

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with it

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we're just

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trying to

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embarrass them

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how much

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is it worth

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how much

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how much

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how much

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in caviar

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uh i don't

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know what the

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idol to caviar

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ratio is uh

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but it is

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worth eight points

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it's worth a

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lot of money

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interesting

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so you

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know

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it's

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you like

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money

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i

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am hungry

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you

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you

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would have

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been able

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to buy

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more food

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if you

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didn't eat

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your last

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score

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now that

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doesn't make

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any sense

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how could

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i if i

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you're saying

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if i don't

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eat then i

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would have

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more food

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yes

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if you

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didn't eat

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that you

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would have

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more food

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and i feel

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like i would

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just be

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hungrier

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no

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you lads

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are strange

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i'm just

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sitting in

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the corner

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of the

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office

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wherever

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we're at

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where are

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we going

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to get

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this

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replacement

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just

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just

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slapping

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his impotence

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throwing it

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all over

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the place

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just spewing

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my impotence

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all over

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your banisters

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well there's

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a little bit

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of tricky

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work in

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that see

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uh i don't

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really know

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what this

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thing looks

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like they're

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kind of keeping

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it hush

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hush

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so uh

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you're gonna

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you're gonna

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have to make

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it

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wait

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you had a

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guy

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we have a

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fake we

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could just

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look at the

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fake to see

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what it looks

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like

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you could

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where where's

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the fake

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i don't have

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it

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who's got

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it

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the guy

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running the

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auction lord

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what

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he's got the

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fake and the

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real

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no no no

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he's got a

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real one

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i i don't

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have a fake

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one

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we have to

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get a fake

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one

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you have

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to get

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a fake

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one that's

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gonna be

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part of

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it

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oh

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how do

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we know

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what it

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looks like

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i thought

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you said

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you had

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a guy

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that had

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a fake

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one

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oh

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well

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you have a

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contact

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there's

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story

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yeah

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you could

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you could

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you could

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you could

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try talking

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to him

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i mean

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you could

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you could

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definitely

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try that

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oh so

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you need a

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rough

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talk

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you're saying

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oh

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you

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listen the

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guy's already

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pretty rough

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i don't know if you need to do that but if you want his name is kensington

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turns wall

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sounds like a real nerd

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well

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listen he's not my cup of tea

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he is an art historian

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he is my cup not my cup of tea man but he knows his shit and he's in shit so he needs a favor

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what's his name tarkington fart water

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it's definitely kensington turns wall but you may want to call him fartington

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but uh go talk to kensington you know he's got here's the thing about kensington he's a little bit he's a little bit of a difficult case and you're gonna probably have to keep your eye on him during this party i i trust you guys not to get into too much trouble kensington

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kensington has a way of just kind of falling into it so

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i don't know why why you trust us to not get in trouble

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why i trust you guys well you you sunk that boat nobody killed you

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it's just there

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yeah but we got a ghost

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all we had to do was steal caviar

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we killed like four people stole a monkey sunk the boat

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and we got in trouble

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and we got haunted

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and we came back

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and you came back

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i i don't think you ought to be convincing him why you shouldn't trust us uh squish i mean

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yeah i don't know what your name is

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what your end game is

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we're all

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the thing is if this whole thing goes ass you know tits and ass up

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you guys seem like you know how to get yourself out of a scrape

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on opposite sides of the body they won't both be up

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well that's when you know it's real bad

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that is really bad

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you're broken in half at the same time

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yeah

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yeah but you guys you guys you guys can get yourselves out of it

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and uh plus if you don't do it i'll kill you

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whoa whoa

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whoa

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now that's

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i'm just

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just kidding

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i'm just kidding

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who made the junk fort nice

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you're gonna want it back

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wait that's on the table

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no

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he's the one that gave us the junk fort

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so all right so

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how's that working out for you by the way

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great it's got a giant hole in the middle of it

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yeah that was not my

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we didn't vote on that by the way

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i just woke up there was a hole

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and we got carpet on the walls

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and drapes for beds

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and monkey hair everywhere

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well

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it is

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so this

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he looks at you and he's like

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okay

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all right so

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so we gotta go find

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turkington fart water

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and convince him to make us

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an idol

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or he's gonna be at the party

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we have to talk to him at the party

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whatever

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how

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listen there's a fake that needs to be made

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there's a party

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turkington

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uh he's my own character

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i can't remember his name

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turnswall will be there

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and uh

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turnswall will be there

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you want to talk to him earlier

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you can

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we we gotta

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we gotta make

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it's gotta be a fake

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that is at the auction

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and you can't steal it

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like if you want to steal the real thing

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and then keep it for yourself

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that's totally fine

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you want to replace it later

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i don't care what you do with it

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but there needs to be a fake

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at the auction

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when they have the auction

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turnswall will stand up

00:16:00
and say wait

00:16:01
that's a fake

00:16:02
and they'll be so embarrassed

00:16:04
it's the perfect plot

00:16:05
it's not convoluted

00:16:07
it's not difficult

00:16:08
it's so straightforward

00:16:09
oh we have different definitions

00:16:12
of straightforward

00:16:12
i mean if you just told us

00:16:13
to go and kill four sailors

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and sink a boat

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now that would be easy to do

00:16:17
this

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i'm hardly following along

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but i'm not a smart man

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and i feel like you're mansplaining to us

00:16:25
yeah

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all right

00:16:27
but i'm willing to go along

00:16:30
with it

00:16:31
okay

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where does uh

00:16:34
turntable live

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uh

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he lives in crow's foot

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somewhere

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i don't know exactly

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uh

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hold on

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and he uh

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he writes you his address

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and he uh

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baz writes down the address

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and he hands it to you

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and he's like

00:16:50
he's got a little shop down there

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you can go bother him

00:16:52
uh

00:16:53
you know

00:16:54
it's entirely up to you

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okay

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i take the address

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and i put it under my hat

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perfect

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oh i got one more thing

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for you too

00:17:02
that's a hat

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now look

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you can't

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you can't fight

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you can't fight

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while you're there

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there's gonna be

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private guards

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blue coats

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it's really not gonna be a big

00:17:13
you know

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a great idea

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but i do have a way in

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uh

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and here

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he hands you an invitation

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uh

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for the party

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how many

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just one

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that's the kicker

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just one invitation

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for one person

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you could probably convince them

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to let you know

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come in with a date

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but

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yeah

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definitely just for one

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don't worry fellas

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i got a plan

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i've got a plan

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you're gonna turn your

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your frock into a dress

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and go as a woman

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i think we're thinking

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the same thing

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all right

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we say it on one

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on the count of three

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one

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two

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three

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i was gonna say

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stack each other up

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and get a really long

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trench coat

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yes

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all right

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we're on the same plan

00:18:00
but who's gonna be

00:18:01
on the bottom

00:18:01
uh

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whoever's got the

00:18:03
strongest legs

00:18:04
oh shit

00:18:06
all right

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so also

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one last thing

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listen i know it's a little

00:18:16
complicated

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uh i got a maid in there

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her name is hat sit

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if you need a help

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she might be able to help you

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hat sit

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hat sit

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oh hat sit

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hat

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sit

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yeah she works at the

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at the watt manor

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uh she's a

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she's a dear and near

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daughter of a friend of mine

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and uh

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you know

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if you need a

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if you need a hand or something

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she might be able to help you

00:18:40
i'm not gonna say she does

00:18:41
you know

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she's good at cleaning

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and she's good at talking

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but what else is she good for

00:18:47
am i right

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walking

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yes

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all right

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you are quite sexist

00:18:53
i found out

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just now

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who

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baz or me

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baz

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well good luck to you boys

00:19:06
and uh

00:19:07
just remember

00:19:08
if you don't come back

00:19:10
that sucks

00:19:12
it's the

00:19:15
the baz promised

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if you can't win

00:19:19
you lose

00:19:20
all right

00:19:22
uh so

00:19:23
we leave his

00:19:24
i'm thinking we leave his office

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and we're just

00:19:27
walking in the alley

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just sort of

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kind of confused

00:19:30
and uh

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just jabbering to each other

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i don't know

00:19:34
what the fuck we're gonna do

00:19:36
i mean

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i feel like there's some pieces here

00:19:38
that we could work with

00:19:40
um

00:19:41
probably should talk to kensington

00:19:43
yeah

00:19:45
yeah we should do that

00:19:46
is there a

00:19:47
and we need to talk to a tailor

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or is this plan not going through anymore

00:19:52
with the

00:19:53
uh

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or

00:19:57
can the trench coat be

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drape colored

00:20:00
that's brilliant

00:20:03
drape colored

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or made of drapes

00:20:06
yes

00:20:07
made of drapes and monkey hair

00:20:08
and monkey hair

00:20:10
it's the new fashion

00:20:11
listen

00:20:14
that'd be just sell

00:20:15
td for a fortune

00:20:16
listen

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the only thing we gotta do

00:20:18
we gotta just

00:20:18
whoever's on top

00:20:19
has to stick a cigarette in their mouth

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then they have to believe

00:20:22
that we're off age

00:20:22
where are we gonna get a cigarette

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the monkey

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the monkey

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that monkey's our ticket

00:20:32
that monkey's our ticket

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to getting everything we want

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we just gotta

00:20:35
you know

00:20:36
keep an open mind

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we just have to

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wish on his paw

00:20:39
oh

00:20:41
that's pretty

00:20:41
that's a deep cut

00:20:42
yeah i don't like that

00:20:45
all right

00:20:46
so

00:20:46
uh

00:20:47
let's

00:20:48
let's walk over

00:20:48
so we walk over to

00:20:49
kensington's place

00:20:50
or the address

00:20:51
on the card

00:20:52
yeah that's fine

00:20:54
i like it

00:20:55
is it var

00:20:56
oh wow

00:20:58
no it's in crow's foot

00:20:59
it's like near the uh

00:21:01
i forgot we were making

00:21:02
walkie talkies

00:21:03
good thing we have a

00:21:04
time to remind us

00:21:05
i'm making walkie talkies

00:21:07
i got us kicked out

00:21:09
yes

00:21:11
yep and

00:21:12
yep

00:21:12
you stole the rug

00:21:13
you just cut a square

00:21:14
rug out of the

00:21:15
out of the library

00:21:16
out of the radio shack

00:21:18
oh i was so drunk

00:21:20
yeah

00:21:21
i mean

00:21:22
you know

00:21:23
it's cute

00:21:24
when you're 18

00:21:25
yes

00:21:28
i don't know

00:21:30
if you can uh

00:21:31
who knows

00:21:34
the shadow knows

00:21:35
the captain

00:21:36
knows

00:21:37
captain does

00:21:38
uh

00:21:39
so here's a picture

00:21:39
of turn swallow

00:21:40
for you

00:21:40
you see him

00:21:41
you said you went

00:21:42
to his shop

00:21:43
well yeah

00:21:44
we walked up

00:21:45
to his to the address

00:21:46
oh okay

00:21:48
so uh as you walk

00:21:49
up to the shop

00:21:50
it's pretty run down

00:21:51
looking but again

00:21:52
most places in crow's

00:21:53
foot is

00:21:54
um

00:21:54
but uh through the

00:21:56
window you can see

00:21:57
just kind of like

00:21:58
uh shelves filled

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with little trinkets

00:22:00
little statues

00:22:01
little pieces of

00:22:01
jewelry

00:22:02
it does all seem

00:22:03
very very dusty

00:22:04
and just kind of

00:22:05
you know generally

00:22:06
archivist

00:22:07
um there's papers

00:22:09
everywhere

00:22:10
and there's a single

00:22:11
table and there's a

00:22:12
man sitting inside

00:22:13
of it with his

00:22:13
head face on the

00:22:14
desk

00:22:15
are you dead

00:22:18
let's uh

00:22:22
go in

00:22:23
uh you go inside

00:22:27
and turn swallow

00:22:28
uh turns wall is

00:22:30
just sitting

00:22:30
at his desk

00:22:32
and like i said

00:22:32
he's got his head

00:22:33
uh face down

00:22:34
uh he's not dead

00:22:36
he is

00:22:37
snoring heavily

00:22:38
and as you walk

00:22:39
up to his desk

00:22:40
you notice there's

00:22:41
a lot of bottles

00:22:42
on the floor

00:22:42
and they kind of

00:22:43
clink as you get

00:22:43
closer and closer

00:22:44
oh not another

00:22:46
drunk we already

00:22:47
have a drunk

00:22:48
who's drunk

00:22:50
yeah

00:22:50
fucking

00:22:51
squish

00:22:52
no that's you

00:22:53
squish

00:22:55
i'm saying

00:22:59
squish

00:22:59
because i'm

00:23:02
squishing

00:23:03
in my feet

00:23:04
uh

00:23:05
what

00:23:06
he's got wet

00:23:07
socks

00:23:08
continue

00:23:10
what

00:23:12
uh

00:23:14
are a

00:23:15
mr

00:23:16
turd swallow

00:23:17
uh

00:23:20
uh

00:23:20
he uh

00:23:21
snores

00:23:21
quite heavily

00:23:22
oh boy

00:23:23
uh

00:23:24
i'm

00:23:26
take out

00:23:26
your onion

00:23:27
no

00:23:28
no

00:23:29
we don't

00:23:30
want to ruin

00:23:30
that

00:23:31
just yet

00:23:31
uh

00:23:32
let's

00:23:32
tap him

00:23:33
on the

00:23:33
shoulder

00:23:34
mr

00:23:35
mr

00:23:35
turn swallow

00:23:36
he

00:23:37
what

00:23:38
he wakes

00:23:38
up with a

00:23:39
start

00:23:39
kind of

00:23:39
does one

00:23:40
of these

00:23:40
and he's

00:23:40
like

00:23:40
i wasn't

00:23:42
sleeping

00:23:42
oh no

00:23:44
of course

00:23:44
not we just

00:23:45
we know you

00:23:46
were hard at

00:23:46
work

00:23:46
uh

00:23:47
i'm

00:23:48
i'm

00:23:48
very difficult

00:23:49
it's very

00:23:50
difficult to

00:23:51
see you see

00:23:51
the uh

00:23:52
rubian language

00:23:53
is made of a

00:23:55
very complex

00:23:56
complicated symbols

00:23:58
and uh

00:23:59
as he's talking

00:23:59
you notice he's

00:24:00
got like the

00:24:01
indentation of

00:24:02
like some paper

00:24:02
and like just

00:24:03
some random

00:24:04
shit on his

00:24:04
desk and his

00:24:05
face

00:24:05
uh

00:24:06
it's it's

00:24:07
very complicated

00:24:08
you know

00:24:08
needs close

00:24:09
close contact

00:24:09
and i uh

00:24:11
glasses you see

00:24:12
and he kind of

00:24:12
pulls off his

00:24:13
little uh

00:24:14
his glasses

00:24:15
his little round

00:24:16
glasses

00:24:16
uh

00:24:17
turn swallow

00:24:17
is a very

00:24:17
dinky

00:24:18
looking guy

00:24:18
he's uh

00:24:20
you know

00:24:20
in a nice

00:24:21
ish suit

00:24:22
but it's

00:24:22
definitely

00:24:22
very worn

00:24:23
his hair

00:24:24
is kind

00:24:24
of parted

00:24:25
uh

00:24:26
right down

00:24:26
the middle

00:24:27
does

00:24:29
drool

00:24:30
help you

00:24:31
read those

00:24:31
symbols

00:24:32
um

00:24:34
well it's

00:24:36
a very dry

00:24:37
place

00:24:37
uh

00:24:38
aruvia

00:24:38
you know

00:24:39
extra moisture

00:24:40
never hurts

00:24:41
don't listen

00:24:42
don't listen

00:24:42
to him

00:24:43
i know

00:24:43
i'm sure

00:24:44
it's very

00:24:44
very complicated

00:24:45
i'm sure

00:24:46
cut me off

00:24:47
yeah i'm

00:24:47
sure you

00:24:48
you weren't

00:24:48
going anywhere

00:24:48
you're

00:24:49
you're very

00:24:50
intelligent i'm

00:24:51
sure and that's

00:24:52
why we're here

00:24:53
basworth sent

00:24:54
us

00:24:54
baskissor

00:24:55
bas

00:24:56
basil

00:24:58
exposition

00:24:58
his face

00:25:00
kind of falls

00:25:01
and he's like

00:25:01
wow

00:25:02
yeah

00:25:04
that

00:25:04
um

00:25:05
well

00:25:06
what did he

00:25:07
send you

00:25:08
for

00:25:08
i'm going to

00:25:10
the party

00:25:10
i promise

00:25:11
i said

00:25:11
i'd be

00:25:12
there

00:25:12
i said

00:25:12
i'd

00:25:13
show up

00:25:13
i said

00:25:13
i wouldn't

00:25:14
drink

00:25:14
so i'll

00:25:15
definitely be

00:25:16
at that

00:25:16
party

00:25:16
it's

00:25:18
i'm going

00:25:19
you don't

00:25:20
need to

00:25:20
don't need to

00:25:21
bully me

00:25:22
or threaten

00:25:22
me

00:25:22
i get it

00:25:23
i get it

00:25:24
please

00:25:24
do you know

00:25:26
what idol

00:25:28
they're selling

00:25:28
oh

00:25:30
the eruvian

00:25:31
idol

00:25:32
the lion

00:25:33
idol

00:25:33
i gotta tell

00:25:34
you this

00:25:34
thing is

00:25:34
crazy

00:25:35
uh

00:25:36
they just

00:25:36
found it

00:25:37
it's been

00:25:37
lost in

00:25:38
the desert

00:25:39
for a thousand

00:25:40
years

00:25:40
or you know

00:25:41
that's at least

00:25:42
what they say

00:25:42
uh

00:25:43
and it's

00:25:44
it's this

00:25:45
beautiful

00:25:46
hand carved

00:25:47
idol

00:25:47
here i gotta

00:25:48
i gotta picture

00:25:49
if you guys

00:25:49
want to see

00:25:49
it

00:25:49
would you

00:25:50
say it's

00:25:51
humanoid

00:25:51
no it's

00:25:53
definitely

00:25:54
it's it's a

00:25:54
stylized picture

00:25:56
of a lion

00:25:57
here

00:25:58
uh

00:25:59
throw it in

00:26:00
the discord

00:26:00
i think

00:26:01
you're throwing

00:26:02
the wrong discord

00:26:03
am i

00:26:04
oh

00:26:05
that's i did

00:26:06
hear it

00:26:06
oh yeah

00:26:07
you're in the

00:26:08
bs one

00:26:08
oh yeah

00:26:09
look at that

00:26:09
dweeb

00:26:10
what is the

00:26:11
bs one

00:26:12
uh

00:26:13
bs stands

00:26:14
for bridget

00:26:14
craze

00:26:15
oh okay

00:26:16
that's a pretty

00:26:19
ugly looking

00:26:19
lion

00:26:20
that's a

00:26:22
lion

00:26:22
it looks

00:26:22
like a

00:26:23
dog

00:26:23
with a

00:26:25
mane

00:26:25
and some

00:26:26
a serious

00:26:27
case of

00:26:28
anxiety

00:26:29
do you think

00:26:31
you can make

00:26:32
a replica

00:26:33
of that

00:26:33
uh

00:26:35
i

00:26:35
you know

00:26:36
some people

00:26:37
say a small

00:26:37
child can make

00:26:38
a replica

00:26:39
of that

00:26:39
but

00:26:39
you know

00:26:40
the details

00:26:41
the fine

00:26:42
work

00:26:43
i don't

00:26:43
know if

00:26:44
it's something

00:26:44
i could

00:26:45
necessarily

00:26:45
do

00:26:46
um

00:26:47
do you

00:26:48
know a

00:26:48
small child

00:26:49
who could

00:26:49
do that

00:26:49
or a monkey

00:26:50
perhaps

00:26:51
could you teach

00:26:51
a monkey

00:26:52
to do it

00:26:52
could our

00:26:53
monkey do

00:26:54
this is what

00:26:54
we're asking

00:26:55
i suppose

00:26:57
you have a

00:26:58
monkey

00:26:58
yes

00:26:59
that's

00:27:00
she's more

00:27:00
of an ape

00:27:02
but

00:27:02
and really

00:27:03
a slave

00:27:04
type

00:27:05
i guess

00:27:07
you could

00:27:07
say a

00:27:07
colleague

00:27:08
yeah

00:27:09
maybe

00:27:10
she lives

00:27:13
on our

00:27:13
flat

00:27:13
it's a

00:27:16
she

00:27:16
it's not

00:27:18
i've been

00:27:20
calling her

00:27:21
crandall

00:27:22
uh

00:27:26
if your

00:27:26
colleague

00:27:27
wanted to

00:27:27
give it a

00:27:27
try

00:27:28
you you

00:27:28
you certainly

00:27:29
could i

00:27:29
could try

00:27:30
my hand

00:27:30
at it

00:27:31
at it

00:27:31
too

00:27:31
um

00:27:32
you know

00:27:32
it's uh

00:27:33
he starts

00:27:34
like kind

00:27:34
of

00:27:35
wiping his

00:27:36
brow

00:27:36
and he's

00:27:36
like it's

00:27:37
you know

00:27:38
i've been

00:27:39
working really

00:27:39
hard here

00:27:40
uh

00:27:40
all day

00:27:41
and uh

00:27:43
you know

00:27:43
i've got

00:27:43
this party

00:27:44
later tonight

00:27:45
i don't

00:27:45
know if

00:27:46
i could

00:27:46
uh

00:27:48
you know

00:27:48
uh

00:27:49
i haven't

00:27:50
really had

00:27:51
anything to

00:27:52
you know

00:27:52
eat or

00:27:53
drink or

00:27:54
drink

00:27:55
uh

00:27:57
in the last

00:27:57
few hours

00:27:58
uh

00:27:59
if you

00:27:59
you know

00:28:01
i

00:28:01
i would

00:28:03
uh

00:28:03
hey

00:28:03
juckles

00:28:04
i'm

00:28:05
juckles

00:28:05
yeah

00:28:06
trying to

00:28:07
get your

00:28:07
attention

00:28:08
all right

00:28:08
hello

00:28:09
would you

00:28:10
give him

00:28:11
your onion

00:28:12
no

00:28:13
give him

00:28:14
one of

00:28:15
your onions

00:28:15
oh i i

00:28:16
possibly couldn't

00:28:17
eat i i

00:28:18
couldn't eat

00:28:18
you just said

00:28:19
you haven't

00:28:19
eaten anything

00:28:20
well i meant

00:28:21
more about

00:28:22
the

00:28:22
these aren't

00:28:23
eaten onions

00:28:24
these are

00:28:26
sipping onions

00:28:27
you know

00:28:31
just eat

00:28:32
onion this

00:28:32
fine

00:28:33
captain

00:28:35
you

00:28:36
give him

00:28:38
some of

00:28:38
your stash

00:28:39
what stash

00:28:41
you're my

00:28:42
stash

00:28:42
i know you've

00:28:43
got stash

00:28:44
i don't know

00:28:47
what you're

00:28:47
talking about

00:28:48
if i did

00:28:48
have stash

00:28:49
it'd have

00:28:49
to affect

00:28:49
my load

00:28:50
he's

00:28:54
infinite

00:28:54
load

00:28:55
could you

00:28:55
just imagine

00:28:56
if the

00:28:56
captain was

00:28:57
just conniving

00:28:57
the whole

00:28:58
game

00:28:58
about what

00:29:00
being

00:29:01
meta

00:29:01
give him

00:29:09
a nip

00:29:09
if you

00:29:11
give him

00:29:11
a nip

00:29:11
of yours

00:29:12
i'll give

00:29:12
him a nip

00:29:12
of mine

00:29:13
all right

00:29:14
all right

00:29:15
i pull out

00:29:16
a big

00:29:17
bottle of

00:29:17
whiskey

00:29:18
out of

00:29:18
my coat

00:29:18
my frog

00:29:20
coat

00:29:20
i don't

00:29:22
even know

00:29:22
where i

00:29:22
got this

00:29:23
and i

00:29:24
pulled two

00:29:24
onions out

00:29:25
of my

00:29:25
hat

00:29:25
it's like

00:29:28
stone soup

00:29:28
i would have

00:29:34
told you about

00:29:35
this gm but i

00:29:35
didn't want

00:29:36
the captain

00:29:37
so are you

00:29:43
guys feeding

00:29:43
him an onion

00:29:44
whiskey soup

00:29:45
well i'd say

00:29:47
it's more of a

00:29:48
meal it's more

00:29:49
of a gulag

00:29:50
goulash

00:29:50
i'd say it's

00:29:51
a cocktail

00:29:52
it's a

00:29:53
sipping soup

00:29:55
all right

00:29:57
i'm gonna have

00:29:58
each of you

00:29:59
uh roll

00:30:00
just one dice

00:30:01
nothing specific

00:30:02
just roll one

00:30:03
each

00:30:03
no way this

00:30:06
can fail

00:30:06
oh six

00:30:10
oh wait

00:30:11
that did not

00:30:12
work

00:30:12
wait i

00:30:13
forgot

00:30:14
hit the

00:30:15
dice six

00:30:16
well you

00:30:17
well you

00:30:17
can just

00:30:18
hit the

00:30:18
dice on

00:30:18
the left

00:30:18
side of

00:30:19
the screen

00:30:19
oh boy

00:30:22
you guys

00:30:22
suck

00:30:23
yeah but

00:30:23
you

00:30:23
why did

00:30:24
turn

00:30:24
swallow

00:30:24
because i

00:30:25
had him

00:30:26
highlighted

00:30:26
oh i didn't

00:30:28
see it here

00:30:28
okay roll

00:30:29
one dice

00:30:30
well that's

00:30:33
worse

00:30:34
that's worse

00:30:35
he eagerly

00:30:38
takes uh

00:30:39
the both

00:30:40
the onion

00:30:40
and the uh

00:30:42
the whiskey

00:30:43
from you and

00:30:43
especially the

00:30:44
whiskey he holds

00:30:45
very close to his

00:30:46
chest and he

00:30:46
says be back in

00:30:47
an hour

00:30:47
oh my god

00:30:49
you oh be

00:30:51
back in an

00:30:51
hour

00:30:51
all right all

00:30:53
right we're

00:30:53
going we're

00:30:54
going wait did

00:30:55
they just ran

00:30:56
off together

00:30:56
no he's telling

00:30:59
you go out

00:31:00
come back in

00:31:01
an hour

00:31:01
and he took

00:31:02
the onion too

00:31:03
yes he's taking

00:31:05
the onions and

00:31:06
the whiskey

00:31:06
can i look

00:31:08
around while he

00:31:09
while he ran

00:31:09
out and see

00:31:11
if there's anything

00:31:11
no he's trying

00:31:13
he's so he can

00:31:14
concentrate he's

00:31:15
telling us to get

00:31:15
out

00:31:16
no he's like

00:31:19
get out come

00:31:20
back in an

00:31:21
hour all

00:31:22
right so i

00:31:22
imagine we're

00:31:23
out on the

00:31:23
stoop and he

00:31:24
just slammed the

00:31:24
door behind us

00:31:25
yes i get real

00:31:27
mad that he took

00:31:28
my bottle and

00:31:29
then i pull out

00:31:30
another one

00:31:31
if you had pulled

00:31:34
out a second

00:31:34
high

00:31:35
10 high

00:31:36
bottle

00:31:37
the commitment

00:31:38
to the bit

00:31:39
divorce and i

00:31:41
pull out i pull

00:31:42
out a third

00:31:42
onion from my

00:31:43
hat and i

00:31:43
bite it like

00:31:44
what is wrong

00:31:45
with you

00:31:45
how many

00:31:46
onions do

00:31:46
you have

00:31:47
how many

00:31:47
bottles do

00:31:49
you have

00:31:49
it's like

00:31:50
you're an

00:31:51
onion you

00:31:51
have so many

00:31:52
layers yeah

00:31:53
layers of

00:31:53
onions i'm an

00:31:54
onion of an

00:31:54
onion it's

00:31:55
onions all the

00:31:56
way down

00:31:57
yes what's so

00:31:59
hard to understand

00:32:00
well i guess we

00:32:07
got some time to

00:32:08
kill

00:32:08
you want to

00:32:10
get drunk

00:32:11
one hour

00:32:12
no

00:32:12
want an

00:32:14
onion

00:32:14
no

00:32:15
yeah what

00:32:20
should we do

00:32:20
for an hour

00:32:21
oh let's go

00:32:22
talk to that

00:32:23
maid

00:32:23
yeah she's at

00:32:26
the party though

00:32:26
maybe she's smoking

00:32:28
right now on

00:32:28
on a break

00:32:29
well let's

00:32:30
let's talk

00:32:31
about our

00:32:31
plan for

00:32:32
what we're

00:32:33
gonna do

00:32:34
like could you

00:32:41
imagine like

00:32:42
anything like

00:32:43
hey you want to

00:32:44
go meet up with

00:32:44
bridget nah she's

00:32:45
probably busy at

00:32:46
work maybe she's

00:32:47
outside smoking

00:32:48
she might be

00:32:51
they love to

00:32:52
smoke maids

00:32:53
mom and dad

00:32:56
are at dinner

00:32:56
well maybe

00:32:57
they're outside

00:32:57
smoking

00:32:58
all right well

00:33:05
all right what

00:33:05
what did you say

00:33:07
squish what do

00:33:07
you want to do

00:33:08
oh we should

00:33:08
talk about our

00:33:09
plan talk about

00:33:10
the plan all

00:33:11
right which one

00:33:11
of us is most

00:33:12
charismatic or

00:33:14
more are we

00:33:16
asking that like

00:33:17
philosophically or

00:33:18
are we asking

00:33:19
that like in

00:33:20
the book

00:33:20
as much as i

00:33:22
did love the

00:33:23
really long

00:33:24
trench coat idea

00:33:25
uh perhaps you

00:33:27
know there's not

00:33:28
a lot of 12

00:33:28
foot people here

00:33:30
in this town

00:33:30
so we don't

00:33:32
know that what

00:33:32
kind of people

00:33:33
exist are there

00:33:33
any 12 foot

00:33:34
people in

00:33:34
south jim

00:33:35
there's some

00:33:38
very tall demons

00:33:39
12 foot not

00:33:40
quite so and

00:33:41
one of us is a

00:33:42
demon so

00:33:43
yes you know

00:33:45
in terms of like

00:33:46
persuasiveness

00:33:47
squish actually

00:33:48
has the best

00:33:49
persuasiveness he

00:33:50
has the best

00:33:50
sway score that

00:33:52
doesn't sound

00:33:52
right check it

00:33:54
run the numbers

00:33:55
again

00:33:55
if he has a

00:33:58
degree i haven't

00:33:59
seen it yeah

00:34:00
he's this expert

00:34:02
and there's a

00:34:05
degree on his

00:34:06
wall that i

00:34:06
haven't seen it

00:34:07
do you think

00:34:07
well okay what

00:34:08
about this squish

00:34:09
do you think you

00:34:09
can get it as

00:34:10
part of the the

00:34:11
the cooking staff

00:34:12
i have no idea

00:34:15
i don't know if

00:34:15
there's gonna be

00:34:16
cooking staff

00:34:17
i mean i assume

00:34:18
it's a party

00:34:19
there's a maid

00:34:20
there's a maid

00:34:21
what does a maid

00:34:22
have to do with

00:34:22
food

00:34:23
well what i'm

00:34:24
thinking is you

00:34:25
get it as a

00:34:26
cooking staff

00:34:26
well i was thinking

00:34:29
one of us gets

00:34:29
in through the

00:34:30
cooking staff

00:34:30
one of us gets

00:34:31
in as a maid

00:34:32
and one of us

00:34:32
gets in through

00:34:33
the ticket

00:34:33
well i i think

00:34:36
what what we

00:34:37
should do is one

00:34:38
person goes in

00:34:39
with the invitation

00:34:39
talks to this uh

00:34:42
hat set character

00:34:44
to get her to open

00:34:46
the back door to

00:34:47
let the other two

00:34:47
in

00:34:47
all right yeah

00:34:49
but one's dressed

00:34:50
as a maid

00:34:51
why

00:34:52
because it's hot

00:34:54
not on any of

00:34:57
us it's not

00:34:58
i mean i was a

00:34:59
cabin boy

00:35:00
just let him wear

00:35:02
a fucking maid

00:35:03
suit for crying

00:35:03
out loud

00:35:04
why you always

00:35:04
trying to put

00:35:05
him down

00:35:05
you were a

00:35:06
cabin boy on

00:35:07
one ship for

00:35:08
like an hour

00:35:08
and it's

00:35:09
cabin boy

00:35:10
i ever had

00:35:12
i'm so drunk

00:35:16
and sad

00:35:16
you have a

00:35:19
cabin boy in

00:35:20
your pocket

00:35:21
is that a

00:35:23
sexual thing i

00:35:24
know

00:35:24
no

00:35:25
oh yes

00:35:28
your ghost was

00:35:28
a cabin boy

00:35:29
felix

00:35:30
yeah

00:35:31
it was the

00:35:32
best

00:35:32
oh he was

00:35:33
a camera

00:35:33
i ever had

00:35:34
wait i thought

00:35:35
that was me

00:35:35
well you know

00:35:37
felix was cabin

00:35:38
boy then he

00:35:38
became butler

00:35:39
and then i think

00:35:40
he died

00:35:40
funny how that

00:35:43
happened

00:35:43
okay

00:35:46
we could just

00:35:47
two days away

00:35:48
from retirement

00:35:48
we can't

00:35:50
we

00:35:51
i mean that's

00:35:56
not a bad

00:35:57
plan

00:35:58
i like i like

00:36:00
the waitstaff

00:36:00
plan too

00:36:01
whatever you want

00:36:04
to do i'm just

00:36:04
coming up with

00:36:05
i'm just shooting

00:36:06
the shoot

00:36:06
shooting the

00:36:07
i mean i'm also

00:36:08
okay with still

00:36:09
with okay with

00:36:09
getting a long

00:36:10
trench coat but

00:36:11
that's how low

00:36:12
my bar is

00:36:13
for this

00:36:13
for my for

00:36:15
plans going

00:36:15
tonight

00:36:16
we know

00:36:17
we know

00:36:17
how you

00:36:18
like your

00:36:18
bars

00:36:18
yeah

00:36:20
with whiskey

00:36:21
not after

00:36:23
you're there

00:36:24
nope

00:36:26
okay so

00:36:30
yeah what

00:36:32
are we

00:36:33
so

00:36:33
well i mean

00:36:35
i guess it's

00:36:35
all right

00:36:36
squish you

00:36:36
got to decide

00:36:37
you're gonna

00:36:38
be you're

00:36:38
you're either

00:36:39
gonna need to

00:36:39
pretend to be

00:36:40
a chef or

00:36:41
waitstaff or

00:36:42
something like

00:36:42
that like

00:36:43
probably from

00:36:44
like a

00:36:44
uniform from

00:36:45
the golden

00:36:46
plum and

00:36:47
because i mean

00:36:48
we don't know

00:36:49
but it stands to

00:36:50
reason that at

00:36:51
this this event

00:36:54
they would have

00:36:54
hors d'oeuvres and

00:36:55
stuff or since

00:36:56
you're the most

00:36:57
charismatic you

00:36:58
would take the

00:36:58
invitation so i

00:37:00
think that's the

00:37:00
tie-breaking vote

00:37:01
what are you more

00:37:02
comfortable doing

00:37:03
i would like

00:37:05
the take the

00:37:07
invitation and

00:37:07
let you two in

00:37:08
the back door

00:37:09
okay um

00:37:11
we i'm trying to

00:37:14
think do we need

00:37:15
costumes i guess i

00:37:17
guess the point of

00:37:17
the game isn't to

00:37:18
do too much

00:37:19
upfront planning but

00:37:20
that's the general

00:37:20
plan is to sneak

00:37:21
in one of us is

00:37:22
pretending to be a

00:37:24
muckety-muck and

00:37:24
the other two are

00:37:25
gonna wait to try

00:37:27
and get in the

00:37:27
back yes i've got

00:37:30
great stealth i

00:37:31
think we don't

00:37:32
i'm trying to

00:37:35
think if we need

00:37:35
stealth i mean it

00:37:39
it depends on how

00:37:40
you want to approach

00:37:41
it if you want to

00:37:42
like sneak like in

00:37:43
probably or if you

00:37:44
want to just be like

00:37:45
let in with the

00:37:46
crowd um i mean

00:37:48
that's that's how

00:37:49
you guys want to

00:37:50
play it though i've

00:37:51
also got guile we

00:37:54
can hide in a crate

00:37:55
next to the

00:37:58
rhubarb

00:37:59
i don't know we're

00:38:05
just trying to come

00:38:05
in in the back so i

00:38:06
guess we're just

00:38:07
gonna try to meet

00:38:07
them on a smoke

00:38:08
break

00:38:08
delivery from

00:38:12
for mongo

00:38:13
candy gram for

00:38:15
mongo

00:38:16
right we're gonna get

00:38:23
a crate we're gonna

00:38:24
lift our fucking box

00:38:25
for it down here

00:38:26
i mean we are in the

00:38:28
1800s there's crates

00:38:30
everywhere everything is

00:38:31
made of crates and

00:38:32
they're all filled with

00:38:33
rutabaga yes we'll just

00:38:35
throw that out well a

00:38:37
lot of those statements

00:38:38
are true and some of

00:38:39
are false

00:38:40
all right is it have

00:38:46
we argued it for an

00:38:47
hour yet

00:38:47
i was waiting for you

00:38:50
you guys you guys good

00:38:51
with your plan

00:38:52
i mean it's not getting

00:38:55
any better

00:38:55
we're gonna go outside

00:38:57
so the plan is

00:38:58
squish is gonna sneak

00:38:59
in and we're gonna

00:39:01
outside meet the

00:39:02
waitstaff for a

00:39:03
cigarette we're not

00:39:04
gonna come in we're

00:39:04
just gonna go out

00:39:05
by a cigarette

00:39:06
i'm not gonna sneak

00:39:11
in no yeah you're

00:39:13
going in the front

00:39:13
door you have an

00:39:14
invitation yeah right

00:39:15
right right and

00:39:18
you'll have to give us

00:39:18
a sign when they're

00:39:19
going on the smoke

00:39:20
break which we would

00:39:22
know because of the

00:39:22
maid and we'll go out

00:39:24
there and we'll pretend

00:39:26
to be cigarette dealers

00:39:27
where did this smoke

00:39:29
break come from

00:39:30
isn't that what they do

00:39:32
in the back

00:39:32
yeah everyone goes

00:39:35
at every single

00:39:37
party there's a smoke

00:39:38
break in the back with

00:39:39
the waitstaff and

00:39:41
anybody else who wants

00:39:42
to have a cigarette

00:39:42
you know to get away

00:39:44
you know from the

00:39:46
hustle and bustle

00:39:47
yeah the puffle

00:39:48
muscle

00:39:49
ironclad

00:39:52
you're just jealous that

00:39:56
you didn't come up with

00:39:57
it squish

00:39:57
are you two pretending

00:40:02
to be waitstaff or

00:40:03
you're just sneaking in

00:40:04
with them

00:40:05
no we're just having

00:40:06
cigarettes with them

00:40:06
we're gonna wing it

00:40:07
okay great perfect

00:40:10
um as you finish your

00:40:11
plan the door of the

00:40:12
the uh of turn swallows

00:40:15
room or whatever shop

00:40:17
bursts open and he's

00:40:19
looking very disheveled

00:40:20
and he's got like hair

00:40:22
and going in one

00:40:23
direction his like

00:40:24
suits all askew and

00:40:26
you know he's been

00:40:27
sweating he's really

00:40:28
really sweaty and he

00:40:29
kind of smells now a

00:40:31
little bit like onion

00:40:32
um but he hands you

00:40:34
what seems to be to

00:40:36
to your very limited

00:40:37
knowledge a perfect

00:40:38
replica of the

00:40:40
eruvian idol

00:40:41
here he's breathing

00:40:45
really heavily he's like

00:40:46
it's done take it

00:40:49
well in my very limited

00:40:51
knowledge this is an

00:40:52
exact replica

00:40:53
you don't know what

00:40:55
this cost me

00:40:56
i take it and i put it

00:40:59
under my hat

00:41:00
you know what plus one

00:41:01
stress for that

00:41:02
yeah

00:41:03
no i'm just kidding you

00:41:04
don't need to do that

00:41:05
wait that was a hat

00:41:07
yes

00:41:08
all right well it is uh

00:41:13
it is time to go to the

00:41:14
party do you guys want to

00:41:15
take a quick break before

00:41:16
you go there

00:41:16
yes

00:41:18
okay

00:41:20
everyone get a drink

00:41:22
you think we need more

00:41:24
drinks

00:41:24
more drinks

00:41:27
and more stinks

00:41:28
stink break

00:41:34
since the beginning or at

00:41:35
least my phone is for

00:41:35
andy and it looks like

00:41:37
he's just been taking a

00:41:38
drag of his big

00:41:39
forever

00:41:40
what's up to you?

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00:45:12
you know what's weird about that

00:45:21
lion?

00:45:22
what?

00:45:23
that's like a real statue.

00:45:27
it's called a Kenyan lion.

00:45:29
yeah.

00:45:31
from Kenya!

00:45:33
was that a power thirst reference?

00:45:38
what?

00:45:39
was that a power thirst reference?

00:45:41
yeah!

00:45:42
very.

00:45:45
that's great dude good stuff.

00:45:52
from Kenya.

00:45:54
she said that what she was saying

00:45:55
was that a that statue is a real

00:45:57
statue.

00:45:58
yeah it's like a real like a holy

00:46:01
object.

00:46:02
oh for the devil I assume.

00:46:07
it makes me really happy every time

00:46:09
I see it because I just laugh at it.

00:46:12
I forgot about it and when I was

00:46:14
reviewing my notes today I remembered

00:46:17
what it looked like.

00:46:18
I remembered what it looked like.

00:46:19
Oh stupid face.

00:46:26
Thank you.

00:47:26
Hello.

00:47:28
All right.

00:47:33
You guys ready to do this?

00:47:35
Everyone buckled in?

00:47:40
Okay.

00:47:41
So a couple things.

00:47:42
You guys got to set your load.

00:47:44
How much stuff you want to carry in.

00:47:46
All right.

00:47:50
Let me see.

00:47:52
Can I click on my character?

00:47:55
Mm-hmm.

00:47:55
Oh, wait.

00:47:57
Are you guys on here?

00:47:58
No.

00:47:59
Oh, here.

00:47:59
I assume I don't start in the middle.

00:48:03
No.

00:48:04
No.

00:48:06
You guys are, you guys are, well, hiding out, I suppose.

00:48:11
I'm going to put the captain and Chuckles kind of off to the side just so you're not in the middle of everything.

00:48:22
I'm going to do a light loadout.

00:48:25
That's three or five?

00:48:26
One to three.

00:48:30
One to three is light?

00:48:31
No.

00:48:32
Okay.

00:48:33
You're kind of a...

00:48:36
I'm a robot.

00:48:37
Yeah.

00:48:41
Yeah.

00:48:41
Am I a robotic right now?

00:48:48
Very.

00:48:48
Am I still robotic?

00:48:50
Yeah, but that sounded pretty cool.

00:48:53
That sounded less cool.

00:48:58
That's bullshit.

00:48:59
Damn it.

00:49:02
Everything was fine before.

00:49:04
What do you do?

00:49:04
He's the most technologically knowledgeable guy I ever...

00:49:09
I know, but he has the worst internet connection sometimes.

00:49:11
I don't know what happens.

00:49:13
Yeah.

00:49:16
Brandon, your load?

00:49:18
Uh, I don't know.

00:49:19
Uh, where's my load stuff at?

00:49:21
Uh, you just need to decide how many you want.

00:49:25
Like...

00:49:28
Hello.

00:49:28
Hello.

00:49:28
Am I robotic?

00:49:30
No.

00:49:31
No, you're good.

00:49:31
But in a cool way, right?

00:49:33
No.

00:49:33
Oh.

00:49:35
Why are you so mean to me?

00:49:36
Why is everybody always picking all me?

00:49:39
I suppose five normal.

00:49:41
Okay.

00:49:43
Okay.

00:49:43
Oh, are we doing load?

00:49:50
Yeah, we're just, uh, discussing load.

00:49:58
So you can pick whatever you want.

00:49:59
It's entirely up to you, Tiger.

00:50:01
Or to you, Chuckles.

00:50:03
That's Dr. Chuckles to you.

00:50:07
Dr. Chuckles.

00:50:09
I'll do normal.

00:50:11
Because I think I did light last time.

00:50:12
And, uh, it was not helpful.

00:50:14
Okay.

00:50:15
Also.

00:50:16
All right.

00:50:17
Uh, all right.

00:50:19
And then, uh, we're going to do an, an action roll.

00:50:22
Uh, so just trying to go through this.

00:50:25
Um.

00:50:26
Is Andy still here?

00:50:29
His video didn't show up for me.

00:50:30
Oh, I was frozen.

00:50:31
Oh, okay.

00:50:33
Yeah, I'm here.

00:50:34
Sexy as always.

00:50:36
Mm-hmm.

00:50:39
Uh, so since, Chuckles, you're kind of the one leading the, uh, the mission here, you're starting it off.

00:50:46
Um.

00:50:47
You can kind of.

00:50:48
Squishes.

00:50:50
Yeah, sorry.

00:50:50
Squishes.

00:50:50
Uh.

00:50:51
Yeah, sorry.

00:50:52
I have you pulled up.

00:50:53
I don't know why I called.

00:50:54
Anyway, point is, uh, you, you're going to roll, um, for squish, uh, for your action roll to determine how well things, uh, go out to a start.

00:51:03
Uh, I'm going to say you guys definitely are in kind of a controlled situation.

00:51:08
Nobody's really onto you yet.

00:51:09
Uh, you aren't making any, you're not going in there guns blazing or anything.

00:51:13
You're just showing up with a ticket.

00:51:15
Um.

00:51:16
I think you guys are, you got a little bit of an extra help with that, uh, with the invitation.

00:51:24
Uh, so you can roll whatever action roll you'd like plus one, um, to kind of see how you guys start.

00:51:32
Hmm.

00:51:34
Well, then, can I do sway?

00:51:37
Yeah.

00:51:38
Okay.

00:51:39
Plus one.

00:51:41
Yeah, and it's going to be controlled.

00:51:43
Standard?

00:51:45
Mm-hmm.

00:51:46
I'm going to do a tune plus one.

00:51:49
I thought squish was the only one rolling.

00:51:53
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:51:55
No, you're right.

00:51:55
Uh, just to start it off.

00:51:56
No, no, you're right.

00:51:57
Uh, yeah, squish is starting to start off with a five.

00:52:00
Um, hold on.

00:52:02
That's good.

00:52:03
Yes.

00:52:04
Yeah.

00:52:04
Uh, that's good.

00:52:05
Uh, you hesitate slightly.

00:52:07
So as you're going to knock on the door, you look beside you and a turn swallow is there.

00:52:12
And he, he, he looks okay in the, uh, time between you guys left him, um, after taking the idol.

00:52:19
And now, which has been like a few hours, uh, he looks fine.

00:52:22
He looks clean.

00:52:23
Um, but you notice he does smell faintly still of whiskey and onion.

00:52:27
I know that.

00:52:30
Squish, what are you wearing?

00:52:31
Um.

00:52:34
Is it sexy?

00:52:35
That's a very good question.

00:52:36
I mean, because it is a party.

00:52:39
Yeah.

00:52:39
Uh, I put on my finest party attire.

00:52:42
I don't know.

00:52:45
What is that?

00:52:45
A t-shirt?

00:52:46
A tuxedo t-shirt?

00:52:48
It's just a t-shirt that says.

00:52:50
That just says tuxedo.

00:52:53
This is my fancy shirt.

00:52:56
That's what it says.

00:52:58
Hi.

00:53:02
As you, uh, walk down the street up to the, to the big manor house, all of the houses on the street are very big, very nice, very well lit.

00:53:11
This is the nicest part of town in terms of like living areas.

00:53:16
Um, there's lots of other people on the street with you.

00:53:18
Very fancy, well-to-do people.

00:53:20
Um, and as you come up to this big manor house, that's about three stories tall.

00:53:25
It's very wide.

00:53:26
It's got a lot of auntie buildings around the side of it.

00:53:29
Uh, it's got some gardens.

00:53:30
Um, the, uh, there's a guard standing at the door who, uh, you know, isn't like threatening or anything, but you do have to show him your invitation.

00:53:40
I reach under my hat and I pull out the invitation.

00:53:42
All right.

00:53:44
Uh, he'll look it over.

00:53:45
He'll turn your hat.

00:53:46
It's been, it's been switched with an onion.

00:53:48
He looks over your location.

00:53:53
He kind of looks at it and he goes, name?

00:53:54
Name?

00:53:57
Uh, Baz.

00:53:58
Baz.

00:54:01
Uh, last name?

00:54:02
Oh, shit.

00:54:03
What is his last name?

00:54:04
Turn Swallow.

00:54:06
It's Bazzo.

00:54:07
Bazzo?

00:54:08
Bazzo.

00:54:09
Baz Bazzo?

00:54:10
Yeah.

00:54:11
Baz Bazzo.

00:54:12
This one I'm not making up.

00:54:13
That's actually from the, from the manual.

00:54:15
Yeah.

00:54:16
Okay.

00:54:17
Bazel Exposition.

00:54:18
Bazzo.

00:54:19
Bazzo.

00:54:19
And he, uh, he looks it over and, you know, kind of just shrugs and, and steps aside and then, uh, lets you walk in.

00:54:27
Um, so it's opening up into a great big manor hall in front of you, right in front of you, uh, where you're walking in is just kind of like the grand entrance.

00:54:39
It's a very long, um, well-lit, uh, hallway.

00:54:42
There's lots of people mingling about, um, there's a room off to the side.

00:54:47
You can tell that's like a ballroom.

00:54:48
There's people there.

00:54:49
Uh, there's, uh, a library on your other side.

00:54:53
It's just very loud, full of people.

00:54:55
There's a lot of waitstaff kind of bustling around with different drinks and different foods on trays.

00:55:01
Uh, there's a lot of, uh, this is very like high society.

00:55:04
Um, so very dignified people, women in dresses and pearls and jewels and men wearing suits and not hats because they're inside and they're not monsters.

00:55:14
Um, and, uh, as you walk in, uh, turns while kind of stumbles in behind you and he kind of like looks at the guard and is like, Oh, you didn't believe me.

00:55:25
I wouldn't either.

00:55:26
You smell like onions.

00:55:27
Oh, is it that bad?

00:55:30
I tried taking a bath.

00:55:31
An onion?

00:55:33
Well, no.

00:55:37
It's called soup.

00:55:38
An onion soup?

00:55:39
Uh, yeah.

00:55:44
Okay.

00:55:45
All right.

00:55:46
That's, uh, an interesting choice.

00:55:48
And then I slowly start to walk away.

00:55:51
Um, uh, as you're walking away, you see someone kind of wave their hand at you and said, hello, hello.

00:56:00
Let me introduce myself.

00:56:01
And he kind of grips your hand and like a politician and he shakes it.

00:56:03
He goes, my name's Lord Watt.

00:56:04
Uh, I'm glad you can make it old chum.

00:56:07
Glad to see you here.

00:56:08
And, um, your name is, I'm so sorry.

00:56:09
Remind me of this again.

00:56:10
Baz Bazzo.

00:56:12
Baz.

00:56:13
That's right.

00:56:14
Yes.

00:56:15
You expressed extra interest in the, uh, in the idol.

00:56:18
I remember that.

00:56:19
Um, Watt is kind of a middle-aged, very, very polite, like overly friendly, uh, high-class

00:56:27
noble.

00:56:28
Throw a picture of him in there for you.

00:56:29
Um, dressed to the nines.

00:56:31
He's very clean, very kind of, you know, just a very uppercut type of guy.

00:56:37
Uh, but he's overly friendly and he just kind of keeps smiling at you and is just acting like

00:56:44
you're another, uh, person that he clearly has no idea who you are.

00:56:48
Um, he's just having a giant party in his house.

00:56:51
Yeah.

00:56:51
Yeah.

00:56:52
I would, I'm really interested in that title.

00:56:55
Is there any way I can get a sneak preview?

00:56:57
Oh, well, we'll be holding, uh, in about an hour, uh, we'll be bringing the, uh, idol out.

00:57:05
You know, we have to have a little extra security for that, you know, um, just because of its

00:57:08
value.

00:57:09
Um, but in an hour, we'll be bringing it out.

00:57:11
It'll be on display in the great hall for an hour.

00:57:14
And then the auction will begin.

00:57:15
Um, I expecting, I'm expecting the price to go pretty high.

00:57:18
And, you know, of course we're all donate some of the proceeds to our friends at the

00:57:22
Ruby and sword, uh, Academy.

00:57:24
They were so nice to be able to get this piece for us.

00:57:27
And, you know, a lot of, a lot of people here tonight, a lot of upper crusts.

00:57:32
Uh, it's a good way to rub elbows.

00:57:34
If you know what I mean, uh, excuse me, I I've got another guest and he kind of runs off

00:57:38
in another direction.

00:57:41
I'm glad we sent, I'm glad we sent, uh, Sarn Turbo in.

00:57:53
Uh, I go up to the maid here.

00:57:58
To the maid?

00:57:59
Oh, I didn't realize I was going to do that.

00:58:04
Yeah, the maid.

00:58:08
And I want to, I just want to go up, stand next to her and go, hat sit.

00:58:15
Yes, sir.

00:58:15
Is there anything I can help you with?

00:58:16
Oh, your hat set.

00:58:18
I, I'm a friend of your father's friend.

00:58:26
I think that's what it was.

00:58:30
I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir.

00:58:33
Uh, do you need anything to drink?

00:58:35
And she kind of gives you a little, you know, has a little, uh, some drinks on display, a little

00:58:41
cocktail.

00:58:42
I take one.

00:58:44
I was trying to think of the word flute.

00:58:45
Uh, and she kind of starts to walk away.

00:58:47
No, no, no.

00:58:48
Hold on.

00:58:48
Hold on.

00:58:49
Hold on.

00:58:51
Well, I, I want to ask a favor of you really quickly as, uh, a friend of your father's

00:58:58
friend.

00:58:58
Uh, huh.

00:59:01
Um, and as you start to kind of talk to her, uh, behind you, uh, turn swallow comes up, takes

00:59:07
the tray of drinks and then just disappears.

00:59:09
He took the whole tray?

00:59:11
Yep.

00:59:12
He's gone.

00:59:12
Oh.

00:59:13
Oh.

00:59:14
Oh.

00:59:17
That man smelled of whiskey and onions.

00:59:20
Seems like he was quite.

00:59:23
Ask her if she smokes.

00:59:24
Do you, do you happen to know where I can go to have a smoke?

00:59:31
Uh, well, the gardens are just through there, sir.

00:59:36
And she points to the outdoors.

00:59:37
Um, and it's lovely this time of year.

00:59:40
Uh, if you need to leave yourself over there, if you need to have a smoke out there.

00:59:46
Um, I think that quite a few other, uh, of the, of the guests are out there as well.

00:59:50
No, I want to know where you go to smoke.

00:59:53
I don't really fit in with all these other people, if you can't tell by my fancy shirt.

00:59:58
Uh, she kind of questions you.

01:00:02
Um, I'm going to have you try to sway her into telling you, or however you want to play it,

01:00:07
but you're going to have to roll to convince her.

01:00:09
I think sway would be the good one.

01:00:15
All right.

01:00:15
Risky standard?

01:00:18
Yeah.

01:00:19
Um, well, we do have, uh, the, the servants.

01:00:28
We do smoke out back, but I would warn you, sir, there's a lot of activity going on right now.

01:00:33
Uh, you know, we're bringing things in from the kitchens and just a lot of activity.

01:00:37
So, um, you know, but if you just go, uh, out, out of this back door here and she points to another door,

01:00:44
um, there's a space over there that's, you know, you could smoke at.

01:00:47
Oh, okay.

01:00:49
Thank you.

01:00:49
I work in a kitchen, so I know how to get around people.

01:00:52
Oh, and she, and she kind of like looks at you a little bit because, uh, a well-dressed demon in a tuxedo shirt

01:01:01
just told her she worked, he works in a kitchen and, uh, she's just like.

01:01:05
So confused right now.

01:01:06
Uh, yeah, so.

01:01:10
I give her a wink as she walks away.

01:01:11
She's going to kind of walk, uh, back to the front of the building.

01:01:18
She's, or she's going to follow a turnswall and try to figure out if she can get her tray back.

01:01:21
Okay.

01:01:23
I walk out to the, the smoking area for the servants.

01:01:29
The patio.

01:01:29
Well, we didn't know where the patio was, right?

01:01:32
So you have to, you're going to have to single us somehow.

01:01:34
My captain is, chuckles.

01:01:39
What are you two doing?

01:01:40
Oh, we're hiding in a bush.

01:01:42
I'm hiding in a bush, drinking and smoking cigarettes.

01:01:45
Working on our backup plan.

01:01:47
Of smoking.

01:01:48
Stitching our coats together.

01:01:51
Our backup plan of drinking and smoking cigarettes in a bush.

01:01:55
Well, it's not really great for planning, but we're doing great for camaraderie.

01:02:00
Yeah, we're practicing smoking because, um, it's been a while for me.

01:02:05
It's been a while.

01:02:07
So you two are trying to do some stealth or are you just chilling out back there?

01:02:11
If by stealth, you mean hiding in the bush.

01:02:14
Yeah.

01:02:16
So, um, uh, why don't you, uh, throw some, uh, some stealth rolls and we'll see if you are

01:02:23
staying there unhidden.

01:02:24
Both of you.

01:02:25
Uh, which one was stealth?

01:02:30
Prowl.

01:02:30
It's, um, Prowl.

01:02:31
Oh, it's, oh, okay.

01:02:34
So Prowl.

01:02:36
Prowl.

01:02:37
Uh, so squish, uh, partial, oh, wait.

01:02:43
Good.

01:02:45
Captain was a failure.

01:02:48
Captain is a failure.

01:02:49
You're a partial success.

01:02:50
Uh, so, uh, you're in the bushes, but you're definitely, um, not that, uh, quiet.

01:02:56
And, uh, as you're sitting there smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey, um, you're starting to

01:03:01
hear people around you kind of, you know, get closer and closer.

01:03:04
Uh, they haven't noticed you, but they're definitely not like you're going to be caught

01:03:08
soon.

01:03:09
Right.

01:03:11
Well, what are they going to do?

01:03:12
Squish.

01:03:13
Well, I, I bet we could smoke up over there somewhere.

01:03:17
If only we knew where it was.

01:03:19
Squish was supposed to be signaling us.

01:03:21
What is a signal?

01:03:22
Is that?

01:03:23
Hootie hoo.

01:03:25
What is that?

01:03:26
Is that a squish?

01:03:29
Trying to do a, trying to do a sound?

01:03:33
I think that's our sign.

01:03:34
Oh.

01:03:36
All right.

01:03:37
Where's it coming from?

01:03:38
The north.

01:03:39
All right.

01:03:42
Captain, why don't you throw a survey and see if you, uh, can determine where it's at?

01:03:45
I'm going to survey.

01:03:47
Oh yeah.

01:03:48
That's a good roll.

01:03:48
All right.

01:03:54
You hear squish coming, uh, from around the building.

01:03:57
You're not quite, uh, sure where it is, but you can definitely tell it in what general direction

01:04:01
you need to walk.

01:04:02
North.

01:04:04
All right.

01:04:06
We started heading north.

01:04:07
Uh, as you guys get closer and closer to the smoking patio, uh, you notice there's a lot

01:04:14
of, uh, people with, uh, you know, maids outfits, waiters outfits, a lot of black and white.

01:04:20
Um, they're all kind of bustling around you and they are kind of like looking at you kind

01:04:24
of side eyed because you are in there.

01:04:26
Like, you know, the employee only entrance.

01:04:29
Um, so they're definitely giving you a little bit of a side eye.

01:04:32
What are you looking at?

01:04:34
I'm an employee here.

01:04:36
Don't yell at them.

01:04:37
We don't want them to say, you're dressed as a pirate.

01:04:40
I'm the captain.

01:04:41
I'm in charge here.

01:04:43
Of what?

01:04:43
There's no boat.

01:04:45
Uh, every big major house has a captain.

01:04:48
All right.

01:04:49
That's not a thing.

01:04:51
You've been on the sea too long.

01:04:53
I've been somewhere so long.

01:04:55
I've been drunk for years.

01:04:57
Oh my God.

01:04:59
Do you gentlemen ever smoke a cigarette?

01:05:02
Have an eye patch?

01:05:04
No, we're supposed to, no, we got, we got to find.

01:05:05
Squish.

01:05:06
Uh, hello.

01:05:08
All right.

01:05:09
I, I, I walked by him.

01:05:11
Uh, I think I'm able to see squish.

01:05:14
I think.

01:05:14
Right.

01:05:14
Right.

01:05:15
Yeah.

01:05:15
You guys have gotten to squish, uh, without.

01:05:17
Oh, we got it over here.

01:05:18
Yeah.

01:05:18
You guys are.

01:05:19
All right.

01:05:19
You've met up.

01:05:20
We're here.

01:05:22
Squish.

01:05:22
So how's it going in there?

01:05:23
Uh, not good.

01:05:24
I, I winked at a girl.

01:05:26
She ignored me.

01:05:27
It was weird.

01:05:28
Did you pinch your butt?

01:05:28
No.

01:05:29
They like that.

01:05:30
Not yet.

01:05:30
But I think she was focused on someone stealing her tray.

01:05:34
Oh, good.

01:05:35
I'm sure that was not related to us at all.

01:05:37
It's not, not related to us.

01:05:40
What do you mean?

01:05:41
Not, not related to us.

01:05:42
That's a double negative.

01:05:43
That means it's, it is related to us.

01:05:45
Kind of.

01:05:48
Oh boy.

01:05:48
Well, Kensington is, uh, he's, he's back on the onion boys.

01:05:54
The onion?

01:05:55
No.

01:05:56
No.

01:05:58
I mean, it's not really a problem if he could stop anytime he wants, which he probably can.

01:06:02
Everything's good in moderation.

01:06:04
It's not that, it's not that big of a deal.

01:06:06
Anyone want to nip?

01:06:08
But I did find out in an hour, the idol's going to be into the main ballroom.

01:06:12
Okay, great.

01:06:14
Do we have, do we have the forgery?

01:06:16
Yeah.

01:06:17
It's in my hat.

01:06:19
Oh, that's right.

01:06:19
Yeah.

01:06:20
Wait, I thought the invitation was in your hat.

01:06:21
It was.

01:06:22
How big is his hat?

01:06:23
Yeah, describe this hat.

01:06:26
It's a, it's still a chef hat.

01:06:28
You didn't say it was a chef hat.

01:06:31
You just, you're wearing a chef hat into the party.

01:06:34
It's a fancy.

01:06:34
It's a fancy chef hat.

01:06:37
It's a fancy shirt.

01:06:38
Does the hat say this is my fancy hat too?

01:06:41
What are you talking to, a cat?

01:06:46
I don't know.

01:06:47
I think he's, I think he's freaked out.

01:06:49
He's a ghost.

01:06:50
I don't think he has roommates.

01:06:52
No, I don't.

01:06:54
I was trying to figure out if that was fireworks or gunshots.

01:06:57
Does it matter?

01:06:58
Yes.

01:06:59
Yeah, but you're not going to do anything different.

01:07:03
If you want my opinion, I think the war on terror needs to start with America's haunted houses.

01:07:11
What?

01:07:12
I think it's just fireworks.

01:07:14
There's too many of them going off.

01:07:16
Yeah, it's fireworks.

01:07:21
Okay.

01:07:21
And they will be on display for, the idol will be on display for an hour.

01:07:30
Yes.

01:07:31
Are you asking me?

01:07:32
No.

01:07:33
No, I'm telling the...

01:07:35
Oh, okay.

01:07:35
Sorry, my screen just, it's frozen again.

01:07:38
All right.

01:07:39
So, we need to find a way to get to the idol, flip-flop the idol, before an hour is out.

01:07:45
Yes.

01:07:47
Okay.

01:07:47
Where is the idol?

01:07:49
I don't know.

01:07:51
Okay.

01:07:52
You are our inside man.

01:07:54
We've been out here pumping these guys for information, smoking cigarettes and drinking, and you're in there dawdling.

01:08:01
I just saw you pop out of a bush.

01:08:06
Yeah.

01:08:07
No, that was our hiding bush.

01:08:09
That's a good bush.

01:08:10
You're not pumping anybody for information.

01:08:13
And I looked down, and there's just like two pieces of small fabric stitched together.

01:08:18
What were you doing?

01:08:20
You're trying to make a trench coat?

01:08:22
I wasn't making anything.

01:08:24
No, that was plan B, just in case.

01:08:28
We were starting a trench coat.

01:08:30
We were going to stitch our coats together, and we were going to walk up and...

01:08:37
In.

01:08:37
Okay.

01:08:40
We never answered the question, what are you two wearing?

01:08:43
I'm wearing my frock coat, as always.

01:08:46
Yeah, he never changes.

01:08:48
As much as we ask, he will never, ever change.

01:08:52
It's my best looking clothing.

01:08:53
I'm casual, but I'm here to party.

01:08:56
And I'm not sure any of those things are true about a frock coat.

01:09:02
But, uh...

01:09:03
I am wearing my fancy clothes, because I, you know, thought that I should.

01:09:15
And it's different than my regular clothes in that it's made out of denim.

01:09:21
What?

01:09:22
Oh, a denim tuxedo!

01:09:24
Denim tuxedo.

01:09:26
Well, yes.

01:09:27
The Canadian tuxedo?

01:09:28
But also, yes.

01:09:29
Um, jeans.

01:09:31
That was possible in this world?

01:09:33
If I had known that was possible, I would have changed my whole character enough for this.

01:09:36
You still can't.

01:09:37
You don't know what frock is, do you?

01:09:39
Denim.

01:09:40
I...

01:09:40
I...

01:09:41
My coat is made of 100% frock, or I think I know.

01:09:45
All right.

01:09:46
Yeah, but it's like a suit blazer and vest and tie made of denim.

01:09:54
But shirt is also denim.

01:09:57
It's...

01:09:58
It's very warm.

01:10:00
It's...

01:10:01
Yeah, yeah.

01:10:02
And if it rains...

01:10:07
I found a picture of a guy in a denim suit.

01:10:09
My antivirus just warned me the site is dangerous.

01:10:14
The site is extra sexy.

01:10:17
Don't click on this link.

01:10:18
I think we should go back in.

01:10:26
But I don't have to change, right?

01:10:30
Don't ever change.

01:10:32
Just a little, my friend.

01:10:36
No.

01:10:37
Okay.

01:10:37
I mean, that...

01:10:38
That saying is not going to work in this...

01:10:40
In this...

01:10:41
If denim is not going to work, then definitely...

01:10:44
That's a film pun?

01:10:45
What?

01:10:47
Huh?

01:10:48
No.

01:10:49
Okay.

01:10:51
I misunderstood then.

01:10:52
All right.

01:10:55
We are GM-less.

01:10:57
You know what that means?

01:10:58
Chaos.

01:10:58
Where'd she go?

01:11:06
Sorry.

01:11:06
Just threatened to die on me.

01:11:07
Go run and grab my charger.

01:11:09
Oh, I thought...

01:11:09
I thought maybe you were...

01:11:11
Shooting at Andy's house.

01:11:12
My fireworks have gone off.

01:11:15
They weren't ready.

01:11:17
Okay.

01:11:17
All right.

01:11:23
Hold on, guys.

01:11:23
Healing time.

01:11:24
We're healing?

01:11:27
Healing time.

01:11:28
Oh.

01:11:31
Junkles.

01:11:31
Okay.

01:11:33
What are you doing?

01:11:34
I'm just...

01:11:36
Hanging out.

01:11:38
Yeah.

01:11:39
So, you guys are in the party.

01:11:40
So, just to kind of give you an outline of the house.

01:11:44
I mean, obviously, you can see it.

01:11:45
But you're standing in the Great Hall.

01:11:47
Over to the left is a drawing room.

01:11:52
There's serving drinks over there.

01:11:54
There is a library in the lower...

01:11:57
Well, left-hand corner of the screen.

01:12:01
Up in the top right is the Great Hall.

01:12:05
That is where they're having the auction.

01:12:07
That's where all the pieces...

01:12:08
Sans Lion is out on display.

01:12:10
And then there's a ballroom where other people are gathering as well.

01:12:13
So, I guess what we were saying when we were describing how we were dressed...

01:12:24
We're trying to disguise ourselves as guests, I guess.

01:12:28
There's enough people here you'll probably fit in.

01:12:32
But you do definitely look weird.

01:12:34
A red frog coat always fits in.

01:12:38
Especially if you're, you know, in high society.

01:12:41
It's the eye patch.

01:12:43
They can't handle a disfigured man.

01:12:45
Hey, Captain.

01:12:48
Go try to find out from that...

01:12:50
That maid where they're keeping the idol.

01:12:53
You got it, dude.

01:12:56
And I'll take another shot of my whiskey because I am depressed.

01:13:00
He's become much more docile now that he's depressed.

01:13:04
I like it.

01:13:07
Or, Captain, why don't you call on a ghost to see if they can find it?

01:13:12
Ghost!

01:13:14
What?

01:13:16
That is not what I meant if I call a ghost.

01:13:18
I, I...

01:13:22
Well, if he doesn't get this ghost, it's going to be bad news for all of us.

01:13:25
Yeah, we're all going to...

01:13:26
I'm going to go hide in that corner like I typically do when...

01:13:29
That corner bush?

01:13:32
That corner bush.

01:13:33
Put the cigarettes on the floor.

01:13:35
All right.

01:13:38
What do you want me to do?

01:13:38
Ghost?

01:13:40
Or do you want me to go talk to a maid?

01:13:41
Yeah, I think...

01:13:42
I think you should pull out the ghost.

01:13:44
All right.

01:13:45
Or a ghost?

01:13:46
No, no, no.

01:13:47
Not Neelix.

01:13:47
Not yet.

01:13:48
Just try to see if there's a ghost anywhere in here that can tell us where the idol is right now.

01:13:54
Oh, you should attune.

01:13:55
Yes.

01:13:56
There's the word I was looking for.

01:13:57
I've learned.

01:13:58
I'm attuning.

01:13:59
All right.

01:14:00
What is my attunement?

01:14:01
Plus two?

01:14:03
So I...

01:14:04
So if I have two dots, that means two more dies, right?

01:14:07
Or just one?

01:14:08
No, it's just two die.

01:14:09
It'll just be two dies.

01:14:11
It should be in your character sheet in Foundry.

01:14:14
Okay.

01:14:15
So it should be already good.

01:14:16
So if you just go to actions and attune, or what is it?

01:14:21
Yeah, it should be attune.

01:14:23
Yeah.

01:14:23
Yeah.

01:14:25
So actions and attune, I think it should roll the right number of dice.

01:14:28
How much stress do you have?

01:14:29
Stress?

01:14:31
I have...

01:14:31
100.

01:14:33
Five.

01:14:34
Oh, that's kind of a lot.

01:14:36
I was close.

01:14:37
He's very impressed.

01:14:39
Oh, that's right.

01:14:41
He read too much.

01:14:43
I read too many books.

01:14:46
Okay.

01:14:49
Okay.

01:14:51
Okay.

01:14:51
Okay.

01:14:52
Okay.

01:14:52
So you attune to the spirit field, the ghost field.

01:14:58
And there are a few ghosts in the area.

01:15:00
There are at least...

01:15:03
There's one ghost.

01:15:04
That you can tell it's a ghost sort of servant that's just kind of wandering around.

01:15:09
He's offering people drinks, but nobody is taking them because obviously they can't see him.

01:15:14
You also feel two other spirits on this floor.

01:15:19
They are definitely darker spirits.

01:15:22
They are...

01:15:25
Can we say that?

01:15:26
What?

01:15:27
Can you say that?

01:15:29
Well, he can feel it.

01:15:32
The captain.

01:15:32
Oh.

01:15:33
They're not racial.

01:15:34
It's not racial.

01:15:35
It's like...

01:15:36
It's like demon spirits.

01:15:38
Oh, that's not good.

01:15:40
Yeah.

01:15:41
You feel two of them...

01:15:41
I think that says more about you than anyone else.

01:15:43
On this floor as well.

01:15:45
But you can't quite tell exactly where they're coming from.

01:15:49
You can just...

01:15:50
There's so many people around, but you can tell there's two demon spirits and then one just ghost spirit.

01:15:56
Okay.

01:16:01
So what do I do with this information?

01:16:02
I mean, you should tell...

01:16:05
I mean, squish asks.

01:16:07
Yeah.

01:16:07
You should tell him.

01:16:08
You should ask the spirit if they know where the idol's being held.

01:16:13
All right.

01:16:15
I can do that.

01:16:17
Do I command them or do I ask them?

01:16:19
What's the...

01:16:20
How does this work, Jim?

01:16:21
What do we do?

01:16:21
Just ask.

01:16:25
So you have a couple different, like, things you could command them, which is, like, telling...

01:16:29
Making them tell you.

01:16:31
You have one command, plus you have your glasses, which would give you plus two.

01:16:34
You also have consort, which is, like, if you were friendly with them and, like, trying to, you know...

01:16:40
Sway is more convincing, like, trying to manipulate.

01:16:42
So you tell me which one you'd like to do.

01:16:45
Romance them.

01:16:48
I'm going to romance some ghosts.

01:16:49
Okay.

01:16:52
Some sway.

01:16:54
You don't have any...

01:16:55
Just so you're aware.

01:16:59
You don't have many sway points.

01:17:03
In fact, you have zero.

01:17:04
So I would have to take the less of two die.

01:17:07
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I am telling you that is what I will do.

01:17:11
But I'm commanding them to fall in love with me.

01:17:14
Okay.

01:17:16
Okay.

01:17:18
Okay.

01:17:18
So...

01:17:19
I'm beginning to regret ever talking to you.

01:17:23
So you can roll command, and then you get plus one die for your...

01:17:28
That's not going to help us.

01:17:30
Oh, I'm going to the corner.

01:17:39
Yeah, I'm going to go to the corner again.

01:17:41
The ghost butler looks at you and...

01:17:46
Well, tell me how you would command him to fall in love with you.

01:17:49
Stand and deliver.

01:17:52
Come on.

01:17:54
Come on.

01:17:54
I'm the captain.

01:17:56
Do you...

01:17:59
Drink, sir?

01:18:00
Whiskey?

01:18:03
Sour?

01:18:05
The ghost kind of disappears and flitters away into the drawing room.

01:18:17
I got nothing, fellas.

01:18:18
I don't know what's going on.

01:18:20
I swear I'm a fucking brilliant-ass pirate.

01:18:23
Ghost pirate.

01:18:25
I haven't seen you command ghosts too well.

01:18:28
You've tried nothing, and you're all out of ideas.

01:18:32
I don't know what's going on, fellas.

01:18:35
I mean...

01:18:36
I swear I...

01:18:39
I thought I had my ability.

01:18:41
I thought I had...

01:18:42
I thought I could do something.

01:18:44
Command them to fall in love with you?

01:18:48
I tried.

01:18:51
It didn't work.

01:18:52
Yeah.

01:18:57
All right, then.

01:18:58
Plan B.

01:18:58
All right.

01:18:59
I want to try to convince...

01:19:00
What was his name, Lord?

01:19:01
Mate?

01:19:02
Matt?

01:19:03
Watt?

01:19:04
Watt?

01:19:04
Watt?

01:19:05
Watt?

01:19:06
Watt?

01:19:06
Come on.

01:19:09
Just let me get a sneak preview of this, of the idol.

01:19:13
He's kind of like, you know, looks around, and he's like, you know, security.

01:19:20
You know, my insurance broker told me that would be a very, very poor idea to do anything quite

01:19:26
like that.

01:19:27
In fact, he said, watch out for people trying to convince you to do that sort of thing.

01:19:33
And rest assured, you have plenty of time to examine the piece prior to, you know, bidding

01:19:41
on it, which I hope you do.

01:19:42
It's a very expensive, very rare piece.

01:19:44
Yeah, that's why I want to say it beforehand.

01:19:47
You know, the ancient Aruvian said that the idol could tell you the secret, the answer to

01:19:54
any question that the idol could possibly know the answer to.

01:19:58
You said, ask it any question, and it will tell you the truth as far as it knows it, which

01:20:03
is a weird way of saying, you know, it tells you the truth.

01:20:06
What if I offered to buy it from you right now?

01:20:09
Oh, we possibly couldn't do that.

01:20:12
We have such a large gathering.

01:20:14
For example, over here, and he shows you to this blonde lady, young blonde woman.

01:20:19
She goes, this is Lady Ameria.

01:20:22
She's just come back from her studies abroad.

01:20:25
Why don't you, Lady Ameria, talk to this fine mental gentleman.

01:20:29
What was your name again, sir?

01:20:30
Baz Bazville.

01:20:32
Oh, Baz.

01:20:33
Oh, Baz.

01:20:34
Yes, that's right.

01:20:35
And then he kind of wanders off again.

01:20:38
I don't know what to watch.

01:20:44
Again.

01:20:45
So there's Lady Ameria.

01:20:49
She's just a young noble woman, you know, dressed in very fine clothes, blonde hair, relatively

01:20:55
young.

01:20:58
Oh, Lord Amerian.

01:21:00
Oh, Lord Amerian.

01:21:00
Did I hear you say that you tried to buy the idol off of Lord what?

01:21:07
I did.

01:21:09
You know, I tried the same thing earlier, and wouldn't you believe it?

01:21:13
He just said no.

01:21:14
What a pompous ass.

01:21:16
Indeed.

01:21:18
Do you ever know where it's stored?

01:21:20
Do you?

01:21:22
Well, I asked first.

01:21:24
I have no idea.

01:21:26
But if, uh, but if you did, you know, I would be, uh, most amenable to finding out.

01:21:32
All right.

01:21:33
Well, do you want to go try to find it together?

01:21:37
Uh, sure.

01:21:38
That sounds okay.

01:21:40
All right.

01:21:42
All right.

01:21:43
Where do you think we should, we should check first?

01:21:45
I'm not quite sure.

01:21:50
I thought you knew.

01:21:51
No.

01:21:52
All right.

01:21:53
This is a very odd game of cat and also cat.

01:21:56
Yeah.

01:21:57
Chuckles when captain, what are you guys doing?

01:22:00
Oh, I'm very depressed.

01:22:02
And I'm just like questioning, like, what is going on?

01:22:05
I'm supposed to be this great pirate.

01:22:08
Chuckles.

01:22:08
I don't know what's happening.

01:22:10
Listen, you're a great pirate.

01:22:13
You've always been a great pirate.

01:22:14
I mean, I don't know.

01:22:16
Probably.

01:22:17
I don't really know you that well.

01:22:18
However, your plan was bad.

01:22:20
Chuckles.

01:22:21
I don't remember what happened to me before a few weeks ago.

01:22:24
I think.

01:22:26
Yeah.

01:22:26
My memory.

01:22:27
The whiskey.

01:22:27
That's the whiskey.

01:22:30
I don't.

01:22:30
I think my memories are suspect.

01:22:32
Well.

01:22:35
Yeah.

01:22:36
I don't remember.

01:22:37
You've been.

01:22:37
You've been drinking a lot, bud.

01:22:39
It's better.

01:22:40
You want to cut back.

01:22:41
You're probably right.

01:22:43
But on the other hand.

01:22:45
I got this bottle to finish off.

01:22:49
Yeah.

01:22:50
That's not going to finish itself.

01:22:52
Well.

01:22:54
What if I'm a fraud?

01:22:55
I've tried not to think about it.

01:22:59
Good man.

01:23:01
Chuckles.

01:23:02
Let's go.

01:23:03
Yeah.

01:23:04
Yeah.

01:23:05
Yeah.

01:23:05
Just, you know, fake it till you make it.

01:23:08
But what did you see?

01:23:11
A bunch of ghosts.

01:23:12
In the ghost field.

01:23:13
There's a.

01:23:14
The one ghost I tried to fall in love with me.

01:23:17
That was the only one I really think we should be trying to talk to.

01:23:20
The other ones.

01:23:22
Why did you make them try to fall in love with you?

01:23:25
Is they.

01:23:26
Are they.

01:23:26
I don't know.

01:23:27
I just.

01:23:28
I don't know.

01:23:29
I was drunk at the time.

01:23:30
I thought it would make it.

01:23:31
It would be a convincing, like little.

01:23:34
Way of them.

01:23:34
Being a part of me without having to add them to my.

01:23:37
You know, I only have so many bottles here.

01:23:39
I'm not going to go like this guy.

01:23:40
Like.

01:23:41
Right.

01:23:43
Right.

01:23:43
Right.

01:23:43
You're just going to.

01:23:45
Presumably kiss them.

01:23:46
No.

01:23:47
I mean.

01:23:47
I would just.

01:23:48
Make them fall in love with me.

01:23:49
And then have them do stuff.

01:23:50
I mean.

01:23:52
Oh, my God.

01:23:52
You are a terrible person.

01:23:54
You are going to.

01:23:55
It's the.

01:23:56
You're going to make them fall in love with you.

01:23:58
Listen.

01:23:59
To do stuff for you.

01:24:00
With ghosts.

01:24:01
All right.

01:24:01
With ghosts.

01:24:02
I have this ability to command.

01:24:04
It should work.

01:24:06
Now, with real people.

01:24:08
That doesn't happen.

01:24:09
It's not as unethical with real people.

01:24:11
You know.

01:24:11
It's definitely.

01:24:12
You know.

01:24:13
All right.

01:24:15
I.

01:24:16
Think maybe we should.

01:24:17
Try and.

01:24:18
I mean.

01:24:19
We haven't found this maid.

01:24:21
Who may be able to help us.

01:24:22
What'd you say?

01:24:26
This maid.

01:24:27
We have a maid.

01:24:29
Her name.

01:24:31
Is Maid Hatset.

01:24:33
And we should find her.

01:24:35
And.

01:24:36
Maybe not.

01:24:38
Try to make her fall in love with us.

01:24:39
And instead.

01:24:40
Just be nice.

01:24:42
Smoker with some ghosts.

01:24:43
I like this.

01:24:44
No.

01:24:45
Let's do it.

01:24:46
Smoker with some ghosts.

01:24:50
Let's just.

01:24:51
Let's talk to her first.

01:24:52
And see what happens.

01:24:53
Before we try to manipulate her.

01:24:54
All right.

01:24:55
What happened to Bridget?

01:24:57
Bridget who?

01:24:59
She's all pissed off.

01:25:04
Oh.

01:25:05
We done pissed her off.

01:25:06
Oh.

01:25:07
The gif isn't working.

01:25:08
Yeah.

01:25:10
Mine wasn't working either.

01:25:11
The what?

01:25:12
The.

01:25:15
What what?

01:25:15
The gif.

01:25:16
It's pronounced Jeff with a J.

01:25:19
I don't care.

01:25:20
Okay.

01:25:21
Well.

01:25:21
Thank you.

01:25:22
We're trying to locate.

01:25:24
Madam.

01:25:25
Hatset.

01:25:26
She is in the.

01:25:28
In the drawing room.

01:25:31
With the.

01:25:32
With the candlestick.

01:25:33
Okay.

01:25:34
But.

01:25:35
We can see her.

01:25:36
Yeah.

01:25:37
You can see her.

01:25:38
She's real.

01:25:39
She's not a ghost.

01:25:41
Well.

01:25:41
I didn't know if she was in there.

01:25:43
But.

01:25:43
We couldn't find her.

01:25:44
But.

01:25:45
All right.

01:25:46
She never will.

01:25:47
So.

01:25:47
Um.

01:25:49
Let's.

01:25:50
Because of the command.

01:25:51
I'm going to saddle up.

01:25:54
Next to her.

01:25:55
Okay.

01:25:56
And be like.

01:25:57
Hello.

01:25:59
I am.

01:26:00
Friends of Baz.

01:26:02
Oh.

01:26:04
Baz.

01:26:06
Bazler.

01:26:07
Yes.

01:26:09
I know.

01:26:10
Baz.

01:26:11
Is.

01:26:11
Um.

01:26:12
Is everything okay?

01:26:13
I mean.

01:26:13
He said he wouldn't need anything from me tonight.

01:26:16
Just to keep an eye on this guy.

01:26:17
And she points to.

01:26:18
Uh.

01:26:18
That.

01:26:19
Turn swallow.

01:26:20
Who is now.

01:26:20
Sprawled out on one of the chairs.

01:26:22
Uh.

01:26:23
Just kind of like.

01:26:23
We're doing well.

01:26:25
It looks like he's.

01:26:25
He's taking care of himself.

01:26:27
So now you can take care of me.

01:26:29
Excuse me sir?

01:26:31
Oh.

01:26:32
No.

01:26:32
Forgive me for being so.

01:26:34
Forward.

01:26:35
Uh.

01:26:36
The.

01:26:36
No.

01:26:37
We're.

01:26:37
Did.

01:26:38
Uh.

01:26:39
This auction.

01:26:40
The materials.

01:26:42
For the auction.

01:26:42
Do we know.

01:26:44
Where those are?

01:26:45
You don't know where those are?

01:26:46
Did we ask you already?

01:26:47
Uh.

01:26:48
Well.

01:26:49
You said you're a friend of Baz?

01:26:51
Yeah.

01:26:52
He's my uncle.

01:26:53
And.

01:26:54
And.

01:26:54
Employer.

01:26:55
He's.

01:26:55
Your uncle.

01:26:56
Did you say a lawyer?

01:26:57
No.

01:26:58
And employer.

01:26:59
Oh.

01:27:00
Uh.

01:27:01
Well.

01:27:01
Uh.

01:27:03
I don't know exactly where it is.

01:27:05
I.

01:27:06
I know I haven't seen it anywhere here on the.

01:27:08
On the ground floor.

01:27:09
Uh.

01:27:10
There's an upstairs that we're really not supposed to go to.

01:27:13
And.

01:27:13
There's a basement through the library.

01:27:15
Um.

01:27:16
But I haven't seen it anywhere.

01:27:18
Here.

01:27:19
On the ground floor.

01:27:20
And I've.

01:27:21
Pretty much been in every room.

01:27:23
Okay.

01:27:25
Thank you.

01:27:26
And.

01:27:27
Is there any.

01:27:29
Are you.

01:27:30
You're serving.

01:27:31
Hordes.

01:27:32
Or just drinks.

01:27:32
Uh.

01:27:34
She has drinks.

01:27:35
But there are other people with hors d'oeuvres.

01:27:36
Is.

01:27:37
Do.

01:27:38
Is anybody serving.

01:27:39
You know.

01:27:41
Fancy feasts.

01:27:44
Fancy.

01:27:46
You know.

01:27:50
Fancy feasts.

01:27:52
You gotta break out the book for this one.

01:27:53
Right.

01:27:54
Like.

01:27:55
Um.

01:27:56
You know.

01:27:57
Break me off a piece of that.

01:27:59
Fancy feasts.

01:28:00
Uh.

01:28:02
Well.

01:28:02
I'm not quite sure what everyone else is serving.

01:28:05
But.

01:28:05
Um.

01:28:06
Have you checked in the library?

01:28:08
There might be.

01:28:08
Uh.

01:28:09
Someone serving hors d'oeuvres in there.

01:28:11
Oh.

01:28:12
Thank you.

01:28:13
Uh.

01:28:13
No.

01:28:14
You've been a great help.

01:28:15
I will talk to you later.

01:28:16
Hey.

01:28:17
Captain.

01:28:18
Yes.

01:28:18
All right.

01:28:20
You're a man of libraries.

01:28:21
Yes.

01:28:22
All right.

01:28:23
Go in the library.

01:28:25
And.

01:28:26
Uh.

01:28:27
Uh.

01:28:27
Do stuff in there.

01:28:28
And maybe go downstairs.

01:28:30
We found out.

01:28:32
That they're not keeping the artifacts.

01:28:34
On this floor.

01:28:35
Through the library.

01:28:37
There's a downstairs.

01:28:37
Are you telling me this too?

01:28:39
Uh.

01:28:40
Squish.

01:28:41
You're probably listening.

01:28:42
Okay.

01:28:42
I mean.

01:28:43
I.

01:28:43
I.

01:28:43
You guys.

01:28:44
You guys were hanging out.

01:28:45
Right.

01:28:45
Or.

01:28:45
You were near each other.

01:28:46
Yeah.

01:28:47
Yeah.

01:28:48
Yeah.

01:28:48
Yeah.

01:28:48
Okay.

01:28:50
I'm.

01:28:50
I'm.

01:28:50
Mainly telling.

01:28:51
Captain.

01:28:51
Because he loves.

01:28:52
Fucking books.

01:28:53
I mean.

01:28:53
Not.

01:28:53
He like.

01:28:55
He likes books.

01:28:55
All right.

01:28:58
Uh.

01:28:58
All right.

01:29:00
Uh.

01:29:01
You guys are going to go to the library.

01:29:02
Are you going to take Lady of Marriott with you?

01:29:03
Are you going to ditch her?

01:29:04
Hold on.

01:29:04
I'm not going to the library.

01:29:05
Hold on.

01:29:06
My.

01:29:06
My plan is that Lady of Marriott doesn't know that I know those two.

01:29:11
Oh.

01:29:13
Oh.

01:29:13
So you're.

01:29:13
So you guys are still like chatting.

01:29:15
Yeah.

01:29:16
So.

01:29:16
You can hear us.

01:29:17
We're.

01:29:18
We're with an earshot.

01:29:19
You're eavesdropping on our conversation.

01:29:20
Yeah.

01:29:20
So I look at her and go.

01:29:21
Did you hear that?

01:29:22
We know that they're not on the ground floor.

01:29:25
Why would they keep such a precious piece of history in a library?

01:29:31
In a dark and dingy library?

01:29:33
I don't.

01:29:34
Hold on.

01:29:34
They didn't say it was in the library.

01:29:36
They said it was.

01:29:37
There were stairs going down.

01:29:38
Yeah.

01:29:40
Where's that going to go?

01:29:41
To a basement?

01:29:41
I mean.

01:29:42
Why would they store something that prized and that valuable in a basement?

01:29:47
Like.

01:29:47
Like.

01:29:48
It's your mom.

01:29:48
There's only one way in and one way out.

01:29:51
I.

01:29:53
I don't think so.

01:29:54
I don't think it's in the basement.

01:29:57
I really.

01:29:57
It's worth getting rid of the captain for a little while.

01:30:04
He is being very drunk.

01:30:06
And speaking of the third person.

01:30:10
Hello.

01:30:12
That's not the third person.

01:30:15
I am the third person in this group.

01:30:19
Yeah.

01:30:21
You're a real third wheel.

01:30:22
Boom.

01:30:25
He's pissed.

01:30:26
He's pissed.

01:30:26
All right.

01:30:29
So can I.

01:30:31
Can I overhear your conversation?

01:30:32
Are we eavesdropping on each other's conversations?

01:30:34
So the captain is still talking to me.

01:30:37
Talking about how sad and drunk he is.

01:30:39
And I'm not listening to him.

01:30:41
I'm listening to your conversation.

01:30:42
And you're not listening to her talk to you.

01:30:44
You're listening to me.

01:30:46
Trying to get the captain to go into the library.

01:30:48
But I really.

01:30:49
I really.

01:30:49
I would.

01:30:50
I want to persuade her to.

01:30:52
To trust me.

01:30:53
And go downstairs in the library.

01:30:55
Yeah.

01:30:58
So.

01:30:58
Throw your sway.

01:31:00
And see how you persuade her.

01:31:01
I'm going to push myself too.

01:31:05
So I get an extra one.

01:31:07
And that's too stressed?

01:31:09
Yes.

01:31:11
Okay.

01:31:11
Okay.

01:31:15
If we.

01:31:18
If we have to go down there.

01:31:21
If that's what you think is absolutely best.

01:31:23
Then I'll go down there.

01:31:25
But.

01:31:25
I'm telling you.

01:31:27
I don't think it's down there.

01:31:28
I don't think there's anything down there worth saying.

01:31:30
All right.

01:31:31
Let's put a side bet on it.

01:31:32
A side bet?

01:31:35
I don't bet, sir.

01:31:37
A lady doesn't bet.

01:31:39
No.

01:31:39
Not with money.

01:31:40
With sex.

01:31:42
If it's down there.

01:31:48
I get to take you for dinner.

01:31:50
If it's not.

01:31:52
You'll never see me again.

01:31:53
Guys.

01:31:57
We're not here for love.

01:31:58
Take your bet.

01:32:03
It's not in the basement.

01:32:05
Is that her speaking?

01:32:09
Or you speaking?

01:32:09
Is that a roll?

01:32:11
I'm never speaking.

01:32:12
All right.

01:32:14
You take the bet then.

01:32:15
All right.

01:32:18
So who's y'all going down to the basement?

01:32:23
Hey.

01:32:24
If you win this bet.

01:32:25
You're going to have it made.

01:32:26
She's not a maid.

01:32:29
Oh.

01:32:30
Who are we talking to again?

01:32:33
You go to the library.

01:32:34
You go to the library.

01:32:34
You go to the library.

01:32:34
You go to the library.

01:32:35
You go to the library.

01:32:36
I look at Hatsons.

01:32:41
I was told I need to go to a library.

01:32:45
All right.

01:32:46
Yeah.

01:32:46
I go to the library with what's her face following me.

01:32:50
Mary is going to the library.

01:32:52
Captain is going to the library.

01:32:54
Captain, are you going?

01:32:55
To the library.

01:32:56
Chuckles.

01:32:59
I am just flabbergasted.

01:33:03
I have no idea what's going on.

01:33:08
I am.

01:33:09
So everybody's in the library or near the library.

01:33:13
I feel like.

01:33:15
I feel like perhaps.

01:33:18
Something somewhere is trying to tell us that.

01:33:21
What we're looking for is.

01:33:23
Neither in the library nor underneath the library.

01:33:26
And.

01:33:28
I'm going to.

01:33:30
Keep an eye on what they're doing.

01:33:32
But eventually I want to angle my way upstairs.

01:33:38
There is a.

01:33:40
There is a stairwell.

01:33:41
So you can go upstairs.

01:33:42
It is kind of like for.

01:33:44
You know.

01:33:44
Not for anyone other than the family.

01:33:46
But you can get up there.

01:33:47
It's where.

01:33:52
Do you see where Watt's standing?

01:33:53
That's where the stairwell is.

01:33:55
Oh, that's.

01:33:56
That's the one upstairs.

01:33:57
Okay.

01:33:57
I was going to the other one.

01:33:58
Yeah.

01:34:00
Although.

01:34:01
Although Watt is presumably looking at it.

01:34:04
Can I sneak past him upstairs?

01:34:07
Do you want to try prowling past him?

01:34:09
Yeah.

01:34:10
Okay.

01:34:11
Very.

01:34:12
Very creepy.

01:34:13
Like.

01:34:13
I am failing.

01:34:19
Uh.

01:34:20
Watt sees you.

01:34:21
And he kind of claps you on your shoulder.

01:34:23
And he's like.

01:34:23
Uh.

01:34:24
You don't need to go up there.

01:34:25
This is family only.

01:34:26
You know.

01:34:27
Privacy.

01:34:27
Uh.

01:34:28
And he kind of like directs you.

01:34:29
In a big spin.

01:34:30
Back to the.

01:34:30
To the main.

01:34:31
Uh.

01:34:32
Hallway.

01:34:33
I am family.

01:34:35
Big swing.

01:34:39
Kind of narrows his eyes.

01:34:40
And he's like.

01:34:41
I don't know you.

01:34:43
But also.

01:34:43
You can tell.

01:34:44
He doesn't really want to offend you either.

01:34:45
Uh.

01:34:46
Because he is an ass kisser.

01:34:48
Like.

01:34:48
I.

01:34:48
I.

01:34:49
From my mother's side.

01:34:53
I.

01:34:53
I don't.

01:34:53
I don't quite know you sir.

01:34:55
Yeah.

01:34:56
I'm your uncle.

01:34:56
On your.

01:35:00
On your.

01:35:02
On your.

01:35:02
I have quite a.

01:35:03
Father's side.

01:35:03
Fancy.

01:35:04
Family.

01:35:05
I.

01:35:05
I don't quite believe.

01:35:06
Uh.

01:35:07
I know.

01:35:07
And we are very fancy.

01:35:09
We are.

01:35:09
Our blood is very blue.

01:35:11
And I'm actually a count.

01:35:12
So.

01:35:13
Uh.

01:35:14
By marriage.

01:35:15
But.

01:35:16
Uh.

01:35:16
Yeah.

01:35:18
So.

01:35:18
You know.

01:35:19
It.

01:35:19
It would behoove you.

01:35:20
That I was in your family.

01:35:22
Uh.

01:35:25
Well.

01:35:25
He's not going to believe you at the moment.

01:35:27
Unless you're going to try to like.

01:35:28
Okay.

01:35:28
Like.

01:35:29
Manipulate him.

01:35:31
Or you know.

01:35:31
Try to sway him or something.

01:35:33
No.

01:35:34
I'm going to.

01:35:34
I'm going to.

01:35:35
I'm going to.

01:35:36
Try to big time him.

01:35:37
And just blow him off.

01:35:38
And just like.

01:35:39
Ugh.

01:35:39
These people.

01:35:40
And.

01:35:42
Give some.

01:35:43
Give some time for the.

01:35:45
The library.

01:35:45
Fiasco.

01:35:47
To.

01:35:47
To.

01:35:49
I'm sure.

01:35:49
All right.

01:35:51
Well.

01:35:52
Uh.

01:35:52
Squish.

01:35:53
Uh.

01:35:53
Lady Amelia.

01:35:54
And.

01:35:54
Uh.

01:35:55
Captain.

01:35:55
Are all in the library.

01:35:56
There is someone else in the library too.

01:35:58
This handsome.

01:35:59
Uh.

01:36:00
Gentleman.

01:36:01
Uh.

01:36:02
His name is Harville Brogan.

01:36:03
Uh.

01:36:04
Captain.

01:36:04
You recognize him.

01:36:06
He is the.

01:36:07
Uh.

01:36:07
From the other library.

01:36:08
Or the bookstore.

01:36:09
Yes.

01:36:10
Yeah.

01:36:11
That's him.

01:36:12
I told him.

01:36:12
I told him.

01:36:12
I'm going to.

01:36:13
He saw.

01:36:13
He saw you read your brains out earlier.

01:36:17
And I got overindulged.

01:36:18
And I got really strained.

01:36:20
Boy.

01:36:21
I.

01:36:21
So strained.

01:36:23
Oh.

01:36:23
Captain.

01:36:24
I.

01:36:24
Uh.

01:36:25
Uh.

01:36:25
Fancy seeing you here.

01:36:28
Uh.

01:36:29
Sir.

01:36:29
How are you?

01:36:30
I'm doing quite well.

01:36:33
Uh.

01:36:33
I take it you're here for the auction.

01:36:34
I didn't take you for an Aruvian.

01:36:36
Uh.

01:36:37
Kind of.

01:36:37
You know.

01:36:38
Connoisseur.

01:36:38
Oh.

01:36:40
You know.

01:36:40
I like to dabble my hands in several things.

01:36:43
You know.

01:36:43
I.

01:36:44
Mostly.

01:36:45
Have you checked out this library?

01:36:46
It's quite stupendous.

01:36:48
Oh.

01:36:51
Yes.

01:36:51
You know.

01:36:52
Nothing quite like what we have at the Centurion.

01:36:54
But you know.

01:36:54
Quite.

01:36:55
Quite an extensive collection.

01:36:56
Uh.

01:36:57
Mr.

01:36:57
Watt has done his due diligence trying to.

01:37:00
Uh.

01:37:01
Well.

01:37:01
You know.

01:37:01
Trying to appear fancy and whatnot.

01:37:03
Not many books about yours truly here.

01:37:06
But I'm sure.

01:37:07
He'll add to it as.

01:37:09
As.

01:37:10
Uh.

01:37:10
The way to write more books about.

01:37:12
The great ghost pirate.

01:37:13
Uh.

01:37:15
In the library.

01:37:17
There's lots of shelves.

01:37:18
Uh.

01:37:19
Everywhere.

01:37:19
Obviously filled with books.

01:37:20
There's shelves on the walls.

01:37:21
There's like stacks of shelving down the hallway.

01:37:23
Uh.

01:37:24
There is one guard.

01:37:25
He is standing in front of.

01:37:27
Uh.

01:37:27
A doorway.

01:37:28
Um.

01:37:29
That.

01:37:29
Just.

01:37:30
Obviously doesn't leave back to the house.

01:37:32
It's probably the doorway to the basement.

01:37:33
Okay.

01:37:37
Uh.

01:37:37
I want to do a flashback.

01:37:39
Okay.

01:37:40
All right.

01:37:41
So when we were sitting outside of.

01:37:43
Tin Swallow's.

01:37:46
Store.

01:37:47
Uh.

01:37:48
He was making the line.

01:37:49
I want to.

01:37:50
I want to.

01:37:50
Tell Captain.

01:37:52
And.

01:37:52
And Junkles.

01:37:53
Like.

01:37:53
If you hear me make this certain sound.

01:37:56
Hoot.

01:37:57
A hoot.

01:37:57
No.

01:37:58
No.

01:37:58
No.

01:37:59
No.

01:37:59
No.

01:37:59
That's.

01:37:59
That's a different sound.

01:38:01
Hooty hoo.

01:38:02
Is the.

01:38:03
Come here sound.

01:38:03
Hooty hoo.

01:38:04
Hooty hoo.

01:38:05
Hooty hoo.

01:38:08
The hooty ha.

01:38:08
Hooty hoo.

01:38:09
Hooty ha.

01:38:10
Hooty ha.

01:38:11
Hooty ha.

01:38:11
Is.

01:38:12
Make a distraction.

01:38:13
All right.

01:38:18
And if that includes.

01:38:19
Knocking over.

01:38:20
Uh.

01:38:21
Server.

01:38:22
Or.

01:38:24
Knocking over.

01:38:25
A bookshelf.

01:38:26
Or.

01:38:28
Sword fighting a guard.

01:38:29
Or.

01:38:30
Pretending you're so drunk.

01:38:31
That you need help.

01:38:33
Well.

01:38:35
It probably won't be pretending.

01:38:36
But.

01:38:37
How about this?

01:38:38
For one of you.

01:38:39
I'll knock into a server.

01:38:41
Into a bookshelf.

01:38:42
And scream.

01:38:43
I need help.

01:38:45
Okay.

01:38:45
That would work.

01:38:47
Whatever.

01:38:48
You just.

01:38:48
A distraction.

01:38:49
Yes.

01:38:50
Just.

01:38:50
Cause a distraction.

01:38:51
Well.

01:38:52
I'm not in the room.

01:38:53
No.

01:38:54
No.

01:38:54
This was.

01:38:55
Yeah.

01:38:55
You can't cause a distraction.

01:38:57
And.

01:38:57
Turing.

01:38:58
But.

01:38:58
So.

01:38:59
Are you going to give me a signal.

01:39:00
Or.

01:39:00
Is this just now.

01:39:01
Yeah.

01:39:01
It's where I go.

01:39:02
Hooty ha.

01:39:03
So.

01:39:04
Is it right now?

01:39:04
Well.

01:39:05
We're still in the flashback.

01:39:07
Right now.

01:39:07
Oh.

01:39:08
Okay.

01:39:08
So.

01:39:09
Fast forward to.

01:39:10
And I said.

01:39:11
Wait.

01:39:12
Huh?

01:39:13
Are we still in the flashback?

01:39:15
Yeah.

01:39:15
Right now.

01:39:16
Can I.

01:39:16
Can I make a comment?

01:39:17
Yes.

01:39:18
What is haoty ha?

01:39:20
It's the signal.

01:39:21
To cause a distraction.

01:39:23
I know.

01:39:24
But it's obvious.

01:39:24
Like.

01:39:25
Is that.

01:39:25
Like a bird.

01:39:26
Does a bird make a haoty ha noise?

01:39:27
Or like.

01:39:28
It's not very surreptitious.

01:39:30
Then what would you pick?

01:39:31
Oh.

01:39:32
I don't know.

01:39:33
We should pick something like.

01:39:34
Whip.

01:39:34
Whip.

01:39:34
Whip.

01:39:35
Whip.

01:39:35
Whip.

01:39:35
Whip.

01:39:35
No.

01:39:36
Like a loud farting noise.

01:39:38
Oh.

01:39:39
Okay.

01:39:39
Yeah.

01:39:40
Let's do that.

01:39:41
All right.

01:39:42
Yeah.

01:39:42
Because that.

01:39:43
It has to smoke onions.

01:39:44
No.

01:39:45
I mean.

01:39:47
I would prefer.

01:39:48
Can you do that?

01:39:50
Okay.

01:39:50
We'll make it a loud farting noise.

01:39:53
All right.

01:39:55
Sorry.

01:39:56
So I'm busily.

01:39:57
Being drunk.

01:39:58
But also.

01:39:59
Amazingly.

01:40:00
Holding myself well.

01:40:02
In front of this.

01:40:02
Fellow.

01:40:04
I supposedly met.

01:40:05
In another library.

01:40:05
I don't really remember.

01:40:07
Both in real life.

01:40:08
And in the game.

01:40:08
Oh.

01:40:10
But he sounds very interested in me.

01:40:14
So I'm very intrigued in him.

01:40:16
Okay.

01:40:17
All right.

01:40:18
So flash forward to back in the library.

01:40:21
I pull.

01:40:22
Lady Amelia.

01:40:24
Over to the side.

01:40:26
And I just go.

01:40:27
I used to be able to do that.

01:40:30
I just make a giant fart noise.

01:40:32
And I pass out.

01:40:36
On top of.

01:40:37
On top of.

01:40:38
A server.

01:40:39
And fling us.

01:40:41
Into a bookshelf.

01:40:44
Let me.

01:40:45
How about you throw your rack.

01:40:46
And we'll see how well you rack this thing.

01:40:49
Throw my rack.

01:40:50
Hey.

01:40:51
Hey.

01:40:51
Lady Amelia.

01:40:51
Pull my finger.

01:40:52
Partial.

01:40:58
Tell me how you.

01:41:01
How you do it.

01:41:02
You're just going to fall.

01:41:03
Into a person.

01:41:04
And you knock into the bookshelf.

01:41:05
Yeah.

01:41:06
I try to fall.

01:41:07
Into a maid.

01:41:08
Or a server.

01:41:08
But they're like.

01:41:09
And they push me off.

01:41:11
And I just kind of fall back.

01:41:12
Into a bookshelf.

01:41:13
You fall back.

01:41:15
Into the bookshelf.

01:41:16
So the success.

01:41:18
Is the bookshelf.

01:41:18
The failure.

01:41:19
Is the maid.

01:41:21
Got away.

01:41:21
I'm going to say.

01:41:24
The failure.

01:41:24
Is that you're going to hurt yourself.

01:41:26
What?

01:41:27
In a slight way.

01:41:28
When you fell.

01:41:29
Yeah.

01:41:31
Yeah.

01:41:32
The Oxford English Dictionary.

01:41:33
Falls in your nuts.

01:41:34
Take.

01:41:37
Take.

01:41:38
One.

01:41:38
Take.

01:41:38
Two stress.

01:41:39
One.

01:41:40
For falling.

01:41:41
And one.

01:41:41
For seeing all the books.

01:41:42
Go to the floor.

01:41:42
All right.

01:41:45
Two stress.

01:41:46
So I have seven stress.

01:41:49
Yeah.

01:41:50
How many stress do you have?

01:41:51
Five from the last one.

01:41:53
So I'm just making sure.

01:41:54
We're in the same page.

01:41:54
So seven total.

01:41:56
You should.

01:41:58
You should only.

01:41:59
Brandon.

01:42:00
You only have three.

01:42:01
It said I had five from last game.

01:42:03
Because I overindulged.

01:42:05
Oh.

01:42:06
We may not have added it.

01:42:08
I don't know.

01:42:09
Okay.

01:42:10
There you go.

01:42:10
You're all up to date now.

01:42:12
And I'm on a floor.

01:42:14
And I'm.

01:42:15
Conveniently.

01:42:16
I'm very convincingly.

01:42:18
Passed out.

01:42:19
Like so convincingly.

01:42:21
That you're going to leave me alone.

01:42:22
Because I'm snoring.

01:42:24
I go up to the guard.

01:42:27
Go.

01:42:27
Man.

01:42:28
That guy just fell.

01:42:29
He needs help.

01:42:29
The guard.

01:42:31
He goes.

01:42:33
To help.

01:42:33
Captain.

01:42:34
Raven.

01:42:35
What is his name?

01:42:37
I can't.

01:42:37
I'm so good at coming up with names.

01:42:39
I can't remember.

01:42:40
Harville.

01:42:41
Brogan.

01:42:41
Ben's over.

01:42:43
And he's helping you too.

01:42:44
Captain.

01:42:45
He's.

01:42:45
You know.

01:42:45
Trying to be of an assistance.

01:42:46
The door is free now.

01:42:48
Oh.

01:42:49
Yeah.

01:42:49
I open that door.

01:42:50
Me and.

01:42:51
Me and Lady Amelia go in.

01:42:52
All right.

01:42:56
Chuckles.

01:42:57
Chuckles.

01:42:57
You want to do anything last minute.

01:42:58
Before we close out.

01:42:59
Yeah.

01:43:01
I'm making fart noises.

01:43:02
Frantically.

01:43:02
Hoping that someone will distract.

01:43:04
Lord Mott.

01:43:04
Or Lord Watt.

01:43:06
Watt is a little.

01:43:11
Watt is a little put off.

01:43:14
By your gaseous nature.

01:43:15
And takes a moment.

01:43:16
To step into the other room.

01:43:19
To avoid the oncoming.

01:43:20
Smell storm.

01:43:25
All right.

01:43:26
And thus opening up.

01:43:28
An opportunity.

01:43:30
To.

01:43:30
Settle up the stairs.

01:43:32
Yep.

01:43:33
So you're going up the stairs.

01:43:34
All right.

01:43:35
So.

01:43:35
Just to recap.

01:43:37
Captain's down.

01:43:38
Squish is going downstairs.

01:43:40
And Chuck will.

01:43:41
Gasly makes his way upstairs.

01:43:43
No.

01:43:44
That was not real gas.

01:43:46
Oh.

01:43:47
Okay.

01:43:47
Well.

01:43:47
Watt thinks it is.

01:43:48
And now everyone in the party.

01:43:49
Is going to know you're poopy pants.

01:43:53
I'm not a poopy pants.

01:43:55
But I.

01:44:00
I have to believe it's real.

01:44:01
Otherwise it doesn't work.

01:44:02
Yeah.

01:44:02
That's how I felt.

01:44:04
I'm.

01:44:04
I'm.

01:44:05
You could say.

01:44:05
I'm genuinely passed out.

01:44:06
On these books.

01:44:07
You could.

01:44:09
I.

01:44:12
I can see you down there.

01:44:13
Captain.

01:44:13
Just like.

01:44:14
Picking one up.

01:44:15
Occasionally.

01:44:15
And pretending to be passed out.

01:44:16
And like.

01:44:16
Thumbing through it.

01:44:17
Like.

01:44:17
Okay.

01:44:19
That's exactly.

01:44:19
One eye open.

01:44:20
Poops at the party.

01:44:26
Why.

01:44:28
Why would you be a party pooper?

01:44:30
You should poops at the party.

01:44:31
All right.

01:44:33
Well.

01:44:33
Everyone have a.

01:44:34
Have a good night.

01:44:35
And don't poop your pants.

01:44:36
Thank you.