Stress-free, Baby!
Season 3, Episode 6Well, the point is, is that whatever you spend it on, it's equal to three coin, which is like
I'm going to try and keep better keeping track of the XP during each mission rather than try to add it up at the end because I am getting messy with that.
So, you should start with zero and then you can have six because you guys leveled up last time.
It's still, it's still pretty distilled, and you managed to get a mouthful, so we'll give you two.
There are, uh, you've been here before, chuckles, but this is your first time, Captain, that you're
I can't, well, I have some fresh rhino horn and I have to tell you, I hear great things about it.
Uh, and he wanders away into the back and you hear some scuffling and some scraping and some moving and some old man grunting and heavy breathing.
Uh, and, uh, Skylark comes back dusting some, some dust off of him and he comes back and he has a small box and he goes,
You had one, you had three, you have the tin of, of caviar and then you have, I think, one coin from earlier.
You all essentially should have, I think, unless you spent a coin from earlier, you should all have at least four coins.
Hopefully this means I will no longer get as bad of rolls as I seem to be getting in this game.
Uh, can I reduce some stress from having eaten that caviar as if it were, um, say, cat food or other animal food?
Um, as Squish and, uh, Captain, Squish already left the shop, Captain leaves, uh, Skylock peeks his, oh, sorry, Skylock peeks his head around the corner and he goes, chuckles.
Uh, we're going to count that as 2D and you're going to take the sum of that and count that
You were the only one that was on my side against that giant gaping hole in the middle of our fort.
You get the feeling that they're behind you and you kind of keep turning and looking around your shoulder.
I like the fact that you're just yelling at him in that shop with a bag of flour under each arm.
Because that's a hell of a ballsy move to cook in a woman's own restaurant and then try to speed her as a way of wooing her?
And for chuckles, they just kind of give you a pail of whatever scraps they threw into the pail.
And there's a man standing in front of it and says, you look like you're in need of a quiet place to rest, sir.
You, uh, you very skillfully and very artfully give him a pair of the finest eyebrows that anyone
His face kind of bunches up and you see just the smallest, driest little tear just come down his face.
Uh, now people will know if I'm telling a joke or just telling them, uh, you know, something funny.
I'm saying, theoretically, if you were to cross them, um, you might be making an enemy, uh, that you may not want to make.
I mean, I know you've had your run-ins with the law chuckles and you've had your little scrapes and whatnot.
So, if one were to, say, sink a ship that, uh, theoretically they controlled, that would not be, that would be bad.
No one would intentionally go in there and kill one of their, any of their guardsmen or any of their lieutenants.
And I would like to maybe stumble upon an electronics depot or even the, you know, the dumpster behind an electronics depot.
I'd like to, like, pull out the pamphlets that I got for the walkie-talkies to try to see if I can get any components to make them.
Uh, because that'll show, like, that way you can see if there's anything in there that's worth getting.
Um, as you stick your hand into the dumpster, uh, you hear a door open and a woman rocks out.
with a broom behind her and she just starts kind of beating you with it and shooing you away.
And you're only able to take as many, uh, as many, uh, gadgets in your hands as, uh, as you can hold.
Oh, uh, so that's going to be your, uh, are you going to just like skirmish with her, like brawl with her in the street?
And then she goes, and the other two women, uh, around the corner come out and they just start smacking.
Uh, and, uh, you're not going to take any damage because they are old ladies, but they are going to give you a very, very mean look as you walk away.
Uh, and you're, uh, you're going to take parts for the walkie talkie, but they're only going to be partial parts and you're not going to know, like, they're not going to be exactly everything you need.
Well, the night's drawing to a close and one by one, you all slowly make your way back home.
Uh, and as he comes, before he can, uh, really see what it is, a bird, a black bird, crow, a crow, uh, swoops in and just lands on the rafters.
Uh, and inside are this glowing weirdish green goo that you guys know it now is, uh, is ectoplasm.
And he goes, do you understand how hard it is to recover bodies that have been sunk in a ship
I don't know how long you three have been in Duskvall, but let me just remind you of something.
Um, and you three left the bodies at the bottom of, of the ocean at the bottom of the docks.
I'm like, I feel like I'm fishing and it's just like, it's kind of like fishing meets ghostbusters.
You're able to grapple him into the, with the lightning hook, but you can't quite get him into the, to the bottle yet.
Now, as a spirit warden, we do provide a service where we can, uh, get rid of the ghost after they've decided to haunt you.
But then, you know, after a while, the price does have to increase as long as the number of ghosts.
Cause I gotta, I gotta write it off the books, you know, since it's not a regular subscription
He, uh, he takes the caviar, kind of looks at it, sticks it in his pocket, completely ignoring
the fact that you've stolen everything else from him and, uh, takes a, takes his own little
It's just annoying because my character's built around this particular skill set and it's sucking really badly right now.
I'm having a really rough night both, like, you know, because psychologically and also, like, just because I'm not...