- Crew of the Kahuna

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it does fuck up with my eyes

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yeah it can't be good for your eyes

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can you feel like one eye getting stronger

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like you know for night vision

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uh i feel one eye

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getting weaker that's for sure

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like when i like when i pull it when i take the patch off

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it looks uh all blurry and

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i don't know i'll probably drink it

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see how that goes

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it doesn't even fit comfortably for for two dollars

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you'd think this thing would be a little better

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yeah

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that's exactly what i would think

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yeah

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yeah

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all right well

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welcome back to the junk fort everyone

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who put it who put that hole in the middle of the floor

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i've used it all a few times tonight pad

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what you're using it for what

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for pooping

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you're not supposed to poop in the hole

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we talked about this

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more than once

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more than once

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have i told you guys i have an eye patch

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i do

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i thought you were gonna say you have ibs

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jeez

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no the hole is for number ones

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you can't be pooping in there

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uh

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wait but why can't we poop in there

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i it just feels wrong

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i mean i think

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you know we should go

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in the street

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like everyone else

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the whole drop

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street

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what if you miss

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yeah if you look at the outside window

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it just goes straight down

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onto people's laundry

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yeah you just kick it out

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and then into the

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and then there's a canal

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between the two buildings

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i thought it was water underneath

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yeah because you tried to sell us a boat

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our boat was on the table

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uh i don't think i was off

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because you guys are a bunch of sticklers

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because you want a cat food

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it's how

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it's how i relax

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we could have had a boat

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and we could have left this shit for brain city

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oh there goes the eye patch

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it hurts

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now it's just a patch band

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i'm gonna have

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yeah i'm gonna have to figure out something else

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this is not working out for me

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but i do have a patch

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you're gonna need other

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pirate paraphernalia

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like a

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ghost or

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perhaps a parrot

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i was thinking of a coat

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uh

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a red uh

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a red kind of coat

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i mean you guys got hats

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oh my god

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you got a hat

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i do have a hat

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i have a do-rag

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i don't think we're saying that anymore

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no

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we're calling it a bandana

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i think it'd be more apt to call it a skull cap

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yes

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so here we are

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with our successful hole

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yeah

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and our carpet

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carpet on the wall

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remember

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you were very proud of that last week

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yeah

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oh we gotta draw some carpet

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here

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i'm gonna photoshop some carpet

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and there's some nice

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oriental

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shag carpeting

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make sure it's properly ripped

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because i did not get all of it

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no it was

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it was a hack job

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um

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i'm pretty sure we're not allowed

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in that store again

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but i'm gonna tell you guys

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i think you should go

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i think you should go back

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that's gonna be a real hamper

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on the uh

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the building walkie-talkies project

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we just started

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yeah

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just go back

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just go back

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what is he gonna say

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i got the blueprints

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he's gonna say

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don't be here

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are we trying to be here guys

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all right

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all right

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now you guys got skills

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i've seen them

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but we gotta

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we gotta

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we gotta

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we gotta go in there

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and throw our weight around

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and be like

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listen

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we took your carpet

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deal with it

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now let's do business

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all right

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is that what your crime syndicate is

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just like

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petty

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vandalism

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we're the carpet bangers

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the carpet

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yeah

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well there's one carpet banger here

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that's for sure

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banger

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carpet

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i can't decide

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if that's

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that's better or worse

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than the junk boys

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the carpet bangers

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we can have many names

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you know

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the peaky carpenters

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they

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they

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they

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carpenters

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when

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when our legend spreads

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i'll say

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they go by many names

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the junk boys

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the carpet bangers

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max skyblade

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skyfong

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who is this max skyblade

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but he sounds like

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he's a hell

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hell of a pirate

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he's a hell of a diplomat

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which is kind of like being a pirate

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of the seas

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of the seas

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a diplomat of the seas

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a diplomat of the seas

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doesn't mean they always see my way

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but

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while you guys are arguing

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you hear

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down below the poop hole

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a voice kind of shot up saying

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hello

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we're not calling it that

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no it's gotta be called

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something else

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yeah

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the poop hole means

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something different

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i don't want to climb up

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the poop hole

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uh

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is there a squish up there

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and uh

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you look out

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and you can see

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it's just a

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a young boy

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kind of a street urchin

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he has a letter in his hand

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and a cap in the other

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and

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he's just staring up

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at the

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at the junk fort

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which is

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precariously perched

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between two buildings

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oh yeah

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and occasionally

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drops shit from it

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yeah

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he's got a good distance

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from the poop hole

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a good splash radius

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uh

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no

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no squish here

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uh

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i got a letter

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from the

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from chef rizal

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the golden plum

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oh

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oh

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you said

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you said

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squish

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yeah that's you

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yes

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oh

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right

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right

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you're squish

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yeah

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no

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i

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i look down the

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the poop chute

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and say

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yeah

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i'm squish

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uh

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all right

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well he uh

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he climbs the

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how do you guys get into your junk fort

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is it a ladder

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is it a rope

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mostly parkour

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yeah

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it's not parkour

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it's not parkour

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he

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he

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he mirrors edges

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his way up there

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parkouring

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uh

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and he hands you just a very plain looking letter

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and it's got the

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chef roselle seal on the back of it

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oh i hope this is poison

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you're fired

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all right i guess i guess i open it

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expecting to be fired

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you

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so the boys in the fort now

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uh

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mandatory

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it says mandatory staff meeting tonight 7 p.m

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uh

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absolutely mandatory

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do not be late

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oh i didn't know she hired me

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yeah you're staff now

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all right

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well then i guess i'll go

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she loved that

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staff meeting

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if you don't go i'll go

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you're definitely not staff

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you drink them out of

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whiskey sours

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holy jews

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i did take their

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reserve of holy jews

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i did not steal the carpet yet

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it's got some lush carpet in there

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we've only carpeted one walls guys

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no we are not starting a carpet collecting business

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that's not what we're doing

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listen we gotta listen

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we have a name

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a reputation we live up

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we're the carpet bangers

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we've never been the carpet bangers

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we're not gonna be the carpet bangers

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gotta find something else to bang

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no carpets

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all right

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i leave all these two are arguing

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it's a metaphor

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i think it's a simile

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it's like a simile

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one strain

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because a simile is when you say like

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yeah no i got it

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i got it

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all right

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are you all going with him to the golden plum or just squish

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oh no

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yeah no

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well i'm following

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i've left in a huff

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i'm following

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i got nothing better to do

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i go down the poop hole

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he just wants whiskey sours

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please don't say that

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what if we want to have babes over

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do you want to call it the poop hole

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follow me ladies

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of the poop hole

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yeah i don't know

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if we put it like that it sounds like a proposition

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so as you uh walk the road up to the golden plum you notice uh it's very quiet a lot quieter than usual it's a quiet part of town anyway but there's nobody on the streets there's none of the usual rabble heading to the golden plum uh when you get there the door there's like a light on uh in the

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very front but the rest of the building which is normally very lively lots of light lots of sound

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it's dark um and it's silent um and you see a few other chefs and waitress or servers uh the maitre d and they're all just kind of huddled around inside the lobby of the uh of the golden plum just kind of waiting not quite sure what's going on

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all right is the door open

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it is you guys can walk in

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okay

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well i mean they're not employees i don't want them to come in with me

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oh but we're gonna we're gonna listen through the door

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like

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are you ashamed of us

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we're a team

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we're the junk boys

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those two aren't mutually exclusive

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you did cut a giant hole into our house

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no

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listen this is how the carpet bang

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the carpet bangers work

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you hire one you hire them all

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listen we're the back alley lads

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we're gonna be here forever

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please stop giving us names

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they're such terrible names

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please stop

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fine

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who else but the captain

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let's go by the outlaws

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outlaws

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the outlaws

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outlaws

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oh god

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i would like

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i would like the junk fort to be less

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less feces themed

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that's why there's the hole

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don't tell chef rosell this

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yeah so you guys

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don't talk about the poop chute when we're in there

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uh you guys get in there

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um and again it's just like the front open lobby

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or the front uh dining hall is open

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um there's no patrons there

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there's nothing going on

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everyone's just kind of taking a seat around

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and uh out of the kitchen door

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chef rosell just kind of slowly opens it up

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and she walks in there

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and she's very quiet

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very somber

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and she goes i

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i know you're all wondering

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while i'm here

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why i asked you here

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uh on this saturday afternoon

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so sunday

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whatever whatever day it is

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uh i have some very

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very bad news

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uh we are

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well the restaurant

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is temporarily closed

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for future notice

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um we've been having some issues

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getting our supplies in

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and um unfortunately the kitchen

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holy juice included

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is empty

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not the holy juice

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and everything

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everything is gone

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oh we can't an accident too

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everything is gone

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there is no food left

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all of my

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all of my

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ingredients are

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uh stuck on a ship

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in port

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not just

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not on the other side of town

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but uh

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i don't

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i can't get to it

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um

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the ministry of preservation

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you know

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they they're the ones who uh

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control what goes in and out of port

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have decided

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to put a lien

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on my ship

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and uh

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on all of my ingredients

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and holding it in port

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until i can pay

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wait it's your ship

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well it is the ship

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i contract

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the golden dawn

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or i'm not sorry

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the uh

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the dawn's hammer

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so you just

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my friend

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to get the

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ingredients

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i cannot tell you to do anything

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uh

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they sent me a letter

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this after

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well a couple of weeks ago

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saying i had

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uh

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15 days to pay the bill

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or of their uh

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their lien

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and uh

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can't

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can't do that

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i refuse to do it

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it is for everyone

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it is exorbitant

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exorbitant

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exorbitant

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it's expensive

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thank you

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i was gonna ask

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for a smaller word

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wait so

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all right

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we're not paying that

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no

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it is exorbitant

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okay

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have you heard

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of the ministry

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of preservation

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do you even know

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who they are

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what are they preserving

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life

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apparently

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they control

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every bit

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of commerce

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between here

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and scoville

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between here

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and lockport

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between here

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and rubia

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if anything

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comes in and out

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of doskaville

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they get a piece

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of it

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and i have been

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paying my

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properly

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uh

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appointed taxes

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and tariffs

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the entire time

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and now they suddenly

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have jacked up

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the price

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and i can't

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pay

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and i refuse

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to pay

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well that sounds

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unfair

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for everyone

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well it's also

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very expensive

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exorbitant

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absorbent

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absorbent

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yeah

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you think

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i can get

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leviath and caviar

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just anywhere

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it is expensive

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it does take time

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to get here

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and it is a key

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ingredient

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it's very absorbent

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gets right into

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the mix

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it's very wet

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it's very moist

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wait don't i know

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you

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didn't you drink

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a bunch of

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whiskey sours

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and then just

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skip on out of

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here

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no

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that was another

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pirate

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she ignores

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it but she's

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keeping her

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eye on you

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i was hoping

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she'd go for

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deception call

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i was gonna

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do it

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it says

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let me put it

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this way

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last week i

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have put down

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finesta carpet

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all of your

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action rules

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and like really

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critical situations

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have been terrible

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but that carpet

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finessing man

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i think he

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scored a

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critical on

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that

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i hope so

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because i really

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hope you would

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not have let him

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do it for any

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less

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so if we go

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and get these

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ingredients

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what's in it

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for us

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wait a second

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she didn't ask

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us to do that

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she's just

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complaining at

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this point

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that's right

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that's what i

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ask

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and you're

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you're all laid

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off for the

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future notice

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i can't afford

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to keep any of

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you

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i work here

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i don't even

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know you

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i have a family

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to feed

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i'm yeah

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no true

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i've never

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been here

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it's nice

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by the way

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is there a bar

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here

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can i have a

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whiskey sour

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no nobody

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works here

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anymore

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we are closing

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and in a few

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weeks i won't

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even be able to

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pay the rent

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the whole thing

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is gonna shut

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down

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do you know

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what i do

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well i

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leafed it

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damn it

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looks like we

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have to go

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get some

00:16:22

ingredients so

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i can have

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my drink

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oh that's

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your motivation

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one of them

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also ghosts

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so let's just

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say three

00:16:35

people here

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were willing

00:16:38

to go get

00:16:40

ingredients

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well one

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person

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i'm really

00:16:44

really

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oh that's

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right

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that's right

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that's our

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motto

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i'm into two

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things

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booze and

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booze

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one being

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ghosts

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if you think

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you can find

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uh leviathan

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caviar anywhere

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else in the

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city i would

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eat my hat

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and his hat

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uh

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it's absolutely

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that's a lot

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of hat

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your

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your strange

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smelly

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twinging

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friend over

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in the

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corner who's

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never been

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here before

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oh you'll

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eat dad

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hat i

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heard he

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keeps onions

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up there

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i don't

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smell

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onion head

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you do keep

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onions in

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your do i

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smell

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no you it's

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because of the

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onion

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food

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do we

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cat food

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and you

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have

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all right

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oh

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i would say

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if there's a

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word it's

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you smell

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spicy

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you never

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know when

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you're gonna

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need an

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onion

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so you

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smell because

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of it

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yeah

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agree to

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disagree

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he smells

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very spicy

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and i don't

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like hot

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food

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i smell

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all right

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well off

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of me

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are you

00:18:00

interested in

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finding this

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leviathan

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caviar

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me yes

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oh yeah

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i'm not too

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attached to

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this

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i mean

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there's also

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oh

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you cut

00:18:19

out

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she's gone

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you cut

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out

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let me make

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sure i get a

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snap of this

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i get

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baby froze

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right at

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the start

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of your

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whole thing

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you better

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hurry

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because

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hide your

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second

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screenshots

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i mean

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she's frozen

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i got all

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the time

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in the

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world

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i have

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embarrassing

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pictures of

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all my

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gms

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yeah

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you're one

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of them

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andy

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you sent

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you sent

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that one

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yeah

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yep

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i'm surprised

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you didn't

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make that

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my token

00:19:00

no i

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could not

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pass up

00:19:03

the

00:19:03

the gary

00:19:05

connection

00:19:07

oh

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geez

00:19:09

out

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all right

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well we're

00:19:11

on our own

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you know that

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means

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poop jokes

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so many

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poop

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shoot

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better than

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poop hole

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let's pretend

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let's pretend

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chef roselle

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is just like

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like having

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some kind of

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spasm and

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we're just

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like

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well

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well uh

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so poop

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hole

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not a big

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fan but

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i did like

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poop shoot

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poop shoot's

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not bad

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i did

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write down

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in my book

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dawn of the

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poop shoot

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dawn of the

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poop

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all right

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this book

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is

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terrible

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you wanted

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this

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don't ever

00:19:54

forget it

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you wanted

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this

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i wanted

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the poop

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shoot

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no

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no we

00:20:00

agree

00:20:01

no pooping

00:20:01

in the

00:20:02

shoot

00:20:02

oh what's

00:20:08

going on

00:20:09

is we taking

00:20:10

a break

00:20:10

already

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no

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no

00:20:13

bridget is

00:20:13

everything

00:20:14

okay

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so are we

00:20:24

going to

00:20:25

help chef

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roselle or

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what

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i mean i

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think we

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should

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i mean i

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think you

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can't get

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leviathan

00:20:30

caviar

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anywhere

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it's right

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about that

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it is very

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strange ministry

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of preservation

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what are they

00:20:38

preserving again

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i assume the

00:20:40

souls to

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power the

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city

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is that a

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preserving

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you preserve

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the souls

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i guess i

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don't know

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or is this

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like a

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a beef

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jerky kind

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of preservation

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what

00:21:00

huh

00:21:01

who's that

00:21:03

where did

00:21:04

that come

00:21:04

from

00:21:05

there god

00:21:06

it's me

00:21:07

margaret

00:21:07

it's me

00:21:10

the pirate

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oh

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oh

00:21:15

shit

00:21:16

crossover

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i like

00:21:21

i like how

00:21:21

the camera

00:21:21

cut in for

00:21:22

him to

00:21:22

say hello

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it makes

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you wonder

00:21:26

is she

00:21:30

gone

00:21:30

again

00:21:31

your camera

00:21:33

yeah we

00:21:34

can't see

00:21:35

you

00:21:35

you might

00:21:37

have

00:21:37

accidentally

00:21:37

turned the

00:21:37

camera off

00:21:38

and no

00:21:40

because it's

00:21:40

i'm trying

00:21:41

to figure out

00:21:41

my bluetooth

00:21:41

so i'm on

00:21:42

another screen

00:21:42

ah

00:21:44

oh she's

00:21:45

back

00:21:45

and it's

00:21:47

just

00:21:47

no more

00:21:49

poop jokes

00:21:49

yeah poop

00:21:51

jokes are off

00:21:52

the menu

00:21:52

poop is

00:21:54

off the menu

00:21:55

really soon

00:21:57

ah yes

00:21:58

segue i love

00:21:59

it professional

00:21:59

so if we

00:22:03

were to go

00:22:04

get this

00:22:04

leviathan

00:22:05

caviar

00:22:06

what do

00:22:12

we get

00:22:14

my undying

00:22:17

satisfaction

00:22:18

and

00:22:19

uh

00:22:19

whatever

00:22:20

you

00:22:20

you can

00:22:21

eat

00:22:22

anytime

00:22:24

ever

00:22:25

anything

00:22:25

you can

00:22:26

eat at

00:22:26

the golden

00:22:26

plum

00:22:27

within

00:22:27

reason

00:22:28

so i

00:22:30

can't

00:22:30

just order

00:22:31

all of

00:22:31

the leviathan

00:22:32

caviar

00:22:32

as soon

00:22:33

as we

00:22:33

deliver it

00:22:34

well it's

00:22:36

more than

00:22:36

just that

00:22:36

right

00:22:37

it's possibly

00:22:39

more than

00:22:39

that

00:22:40

a single

00:22:42

can of

00:22:43

leviathan

00:22:43

caviar

00:22:44

is worth

00:22:45

about what

00:22:47

three months

00:22:49

wages for

00:22:50

someone

00:22:50

maybe like

00:22:52

yourself

00:22:52

i mean

00:22:53

you don't

00:22:54

have to

00:22:54

tell

00:22:54

everybody

00:22:55

here

00:22:56

they don't

00:22:57

need to

00:22:57

know how

00:22:58

much i

00:22:58

make

00:22:58

again i

00:22:59

was referring

00:23:00

to the

00:23:00

onion

00:23:01

oh no i

00:23:03

i didn't

00:23:03

that's an

00:23:04

awfully big

00:23:05

exception i'm

00:23:05

unemployed

00:23:06

zero times

00:23:10

three i am

00:23:11

underemployed

00:23:13

which brings me

00:23:14

to my next

00:23:15

question do

00:23:15

you serve

00:23:16

cat food

00:23:18

some people

00:23:20

say leviathan

00:23:21

caviar is like

00:23:22

cat food

00:23:23

all right i'm

00:23:24

in the guys we

00:23:25

need to help

00:23:25

them

00:23:26

that's all

00:23:27

it took

00:23:28

you that's my

00:23:30

weakness my

00:23:31

vice you might

00:23:31

say

00:23:32

i can't believe

00:23:34

that's your

00:23:34

vice i mean i

00:23:36

can but i just

00:23:37

can't believe that's

00:23:37

what you chose

00:23:38

all the things you

00:23:40

do

00:23:40

i mean i'm

00:23:44

into other

00:23:45

foods too

00:23:46

dog food

00:23:47

ferret food

00:23:48

all the types

00:23:50

of food

00:23:50

really

00:23:51

do you know

00:23:53

what leviathan

00:23:53

caviar is

00:23:54

i mean i'm

00:23:56

assuming like

00:23:58

cheese it

00:24:00

no i don't

00:24:00

know

00:24:01

isn't it like

00:24:02

pickled cat

00:24:03

eggs or

00:24:04

something

00:24:04

it is the

00:24:07

uh the

00:24:08

the unfertilized

00:24:09

eggs inside a

00:24:10

female leviathan

00:24:12

uh that they

00:24:13

they're found in

00:24:15

deep ocean

00:24:15

they catch them

00:24:16

they skin them

00:24:18

or whatever

00:24:18

they do

00:24:18

disassemble

00:24:19

them and

00:24:20

uh it's a

00:24:21

fine fine

00:24:21

layer uh

00:24:23

one leviathan

00:24:24

gives about half

00:24:25

a can of

00:24:25

caviar

00:24:26

leviathan is

00:24:28

pretty big

00:24:29

are leviathans

00:24:30

like humanoid

00:24:31

oh them

00:24:33

they're massive

00:24:34

whale-like beasts

00:24:35

that live in the

00:24:36

ocean

00:24:36

oh okay

00:24:39

and we have to

00:24:39

kill one

00:24:40

yeah the ocean

00:24:42

that's where i

00:24:43

come in

00:24:43

because i'm a

00:24:45

pirate

00:24:45

are you a

00:24:46

pirate

00:24:47

that's where

00:24:48

you are

00:24:49

i thought you

00:24:50

were just

00:24:50

homeless

00:24:51

i thought you

00:24:51

were a scottish

00:24:52

well i hope so

00:24:54

i hope i'm a

00:24:54

pirate if not

00:24:55

then i am just

00:24:56

homeless

00:24:56

homeless and

00:25:00

shipless

00:25:00

but it's been a

00:25:02

long long

00:25:03

five years

00:25:04

all right

00:25:07

i feel very

00:25:08

bad for your

00:25:09

liver

00:25:09

all right so

00:25:10

i'm in it

00:25:11

for the food

00:25:11

because i'm

00:25:12

honestly quite

00:25:13

hungry

00:25:13

um

00:25:15

where

00:25:17

you said this

00:25:19

is like hung

00:25:20

up in a

00:25:20

dock somewhere

00:25:21

yeah

00:25:23

in the

00:25:24

uh it

00:25:26

is uh

00:25:27

it is in

00:25:28

templeton

00:25:28

quay

00:25:29

which is one

00:25:30

of the

00:25:31

docks

00:25:31

all right

00:25:34

templeton

00:25:35

quay

00:25:35

we just

00:25:37

gotta sneak

00:25:37

on there

00:25:38

and steal

00:25:38

the can

00:25:39

of

00:25:39

of caviar

00:25:41

right

00:25:41

um it

00:25:43

it is

00:25:44

under uh

00:25:45

ministry of

00:25:46

preservation

00:25:46

uh guard

00:25:47

right now

00:25:48

so yes

00:25:49

but uh

00:25:49

there's just

00:25:50

a little bit

00:25:50

more than

00:25:51

just sneaking

00:25:51

in

00:25:52

not if you

00:25:54

have a pirate

00:25:55

you guys can

00:25:57

go

00:25:57

that didn't

00:26:02

work

00:26:03

that's supposed

00:26:03

to be a

00:26:03

link i sent

00:26:04

oh i see

00:26:05

it

00:26:05

dusk

00:26:06

fall

00:26:06

oh no it's

00:26:08

just a picture

00:26:09

of a link

00:26:09

the worst

00:26:11

kind of link

00:26:12

all right

00:26:13

oh i see

00:26:14

so which

00:26:18

pier is it

00:26:19

it's uh

00:26:20

templeton

00:26:21

quay

00:26:21

is that the

00:26:23

same

00:26:23

very large

00:26:24

ship at the

00:26:25

end

00:26:25

the three

00:26:26

uh

00:26:26

the three

00:26:28

master

00:26:29

quay after

00:26:30

a little

00:26:30

fat kid

00:26:30

he was

00:26:33

very brave

00:26:33

when we

00:26:34

bobbed

00:26:34

him

00:26:34

which one

00:26:36

was first

00:26:36

oh that's

00:26:39

a good

00:26:39

point

00:26:40

i'm pretty

00:26:41

sure the

00:26:41

little boy

00:26:41

is only

00:26:42

like six

00:26:43

or seven

00:26:43

and they

00:26:44

named a

00:26:45

quay

00:26:45

eight

00:26:45

where are we

00:26:47

at again

00:26:47

where's our

00:26:48

junk fort

00:26:48

and where's

00:26:49

this place

00:26:49

at

00:26:49

uh let me

00:26:52

find a better

00:26:52

map for

00:26:53

the

00:26:54

dusk

00:26:54

ball

00:26:54

i mean we

00:27:05

just gotta

00:27:05

walk there

00:27:06

right

00:27:06

i mean the

00:27:08

dots are fine

00:27:09

to walk in

00:27:09

it's just

00:27:10

getting on the

00:27:10

actual ship

00:27:11

might be a

00:27:11

little difficult

00:27:12

okay

00:27:13

all right

00:27:14

so it's

00:27:16

decided we're

00:27:17

gonna help

00:27:17

these people

00:27:18

yes

00:27:20

yes

00:27:21

because then

00:27:21

we'll get

00:27:22

food

00:27:22

yes

00:27:23

and when

00:27:23

food comes

00:27:24

power

00:27:24

and after

00:27:25

the power

00:27:25

come the

00:27:26

ladies

00:27:26

do you

00:27:28

happen to

00:27:28

have any

00:27:29

extra of

00:27:30

those drapes

00:27:31

laying around

00:27:32

the drape

00:27:35

yeah

00:27:36

the drapes

00:27:37

no

00:27:40

all right

00:27:42

we also get

00:27:44

drapes if we

00:27:45

get the caviar

00:27:45

yes

00:27:49

and i don't

00:27:50

want to know

00:27:50

what to do

00:27:51

with them

00:27:52

all right

00:27:52

and then

00:27:53

i just

00:27:55

stick my

00:27:55

hand out

00:27:55

for a

00:27:56

handshake

00:27:56

does it

00:28:00

have an

00:28:00

onion in

00:28:01

it

00:28:01

no no

00:28:02

not that

00:28:02

hand

00:28:03

the other

00:28:05

hand

00:28:06

which means

00:28:06

the other

00:28:07

hand always

00:28:08

has an

00:28:09

onion in

00:28:09

it

00:28:09

not always

00:28:11

just right

00:28:11

now

00:28:11

she slowly

00:28:16

takes your

00:28:17

hand and

00:28:18

shakes it

00:28:19

and just

00:28:20

grabs the

00:28:20

finger

00:28:20

and shakes

00:28:21

it as

00:28:21

little as

00:28:22

she can

00:28:22

all right

00:28:25

yes we

00:28:26

will get

00:28:27

you your

00:28:27

restaurant

00:28:28

supplies

00:28:29

we'll get

00:28:31

you your

00:28:31

caviar

00:28:32

you can't

00:28:36

let them

00:28:36

know i

00:28:37

have anything

00:28:37

to do

00:28:37

with this

00:28:38

because if

00:28:38

you do

00:28:38

they'll probably

00:28:39

try to kill

00:28:40

me and arrest

00:28:40

me

00:28:40

wait are they

00:28:41

gonna kill

00:28:41

us

00:28:42

you probably

00:28:43

shouldn't hire

00:28:44

an employee

00:28:44

you agreed

00:28:48

we shook

00:28:49

we just got

00:28:53

you there

00:28:53

lad

00:28:53

if we get

00:28:54

caught it's

00:28:55

gonna be

00:28:56

uh bad

00:28:57

hard to get

00:28:57

out of that

00:28:58

why did you

00:28:59

change it to

00:28:59

carpet painters

00:29:00

we didn't agree

00:29:04

to that

00:29:04

nobody agreed

00:29:07

to that

00:29:07

we didn't agree

00:29:15

to that

00:29:15

how would you

00:29:23

like to try

00:29:24

and break in

00:29:24

do you want

00:29:25

to just go

00:29:25

walk up to

00:29:26

the dock

00:29:26

or what

00:29:27

what would you

00:29:28

like to do

00:29:28

to how to

00:29:29

break into

00:29:29

this ship

00:29:30

well don't

00:29:31

we get

00:29:31

isn't there

00:29:32

four different

00:29:34

types of

00:29:35

excursions

00:29:36

or what do

00:29:37

you call it

00:29:37

like break

00:29:38

ins it's

00:29:38

like

00:29:38

yes

00:29:41

okay

00:29:41

so you

00:29:43

guys

00:29:44

uh

00:29:44

let's see

00:29:45

deception

00:29:46

and like

00:29:48

what is it

00:29:49

vehicle

00:29:49

and

00:29:50

i feel like

00:29:51

that's completely

00:29:51

wrong but

00:29:52

close

00:29:53

can't say

00:29:55

completely wrong

00:29:56

and then close

00:29:57

that's not how

00:29:59

it works

00:29:59

you got me

00:30:01

it does not

00:30:04

say on these

00:30:05

blanks

00:30:05

so you can do

00:30:06

like burglary

00:30:07

espionage

00:30:09

robbery

00:30:09

sabotage

00:30:10

i suppose

00:30:11

like that

00:30:13

and then you

00:30:13

uh

00:30:14

kind of

00:30:15

pick how

00:30:15

much stuff

00:30:15

you want

00:30:16

to take

00:30:16

with you

00:30:16

you don't

00:30:17

have to

00:30:17

pick

00:30:17

everything

00:30:17

but you

00:30:18

know

00:30:18

and then

00:30:19

uh

00:30:20

yeah

00:30:20

we'll

00:30:20

kind of

00:30:21

see

00:30:21

from

00:30:21

there

00:30:21

okay

00:30:22

uh

00:30:27

what's

00:30:28

what's

00:30:28

the best

00:30:28

way

00:30:28

to get

00:30:28

into

00:30:29

this

00:30:29

because

00:30:30

it's

00:30:30

going to

00:30:30

be

00:30:30

nighttime

00:30:31

i think

00:30:31

we're

00:30:31

going to

00:30:32

go

00:30:32

because

00:30:32

i'm

00:30:33

assuming

00:30:33

like the

00:30:34

port is

00:30:34

busy

00:30:35

during the

00:30:35

day

00:30:35

yeah

00:30:39

wouldn't

00:30:40

it

00:30:40

be

00:30:40

good

00:30:40

to do

00:30:41

it

00:30:41

when

00:30:41

it's

00:30:42

busy

00:30:42

so

00:30:42

maybe

00:30:42

oh

00:30:43

that's

00:30:43

interesting

00:30:43

because

00:30:43

we

00:30:44

we did

00:30:45

sneak

00:30:45

in

00:30:45

last

00:30:46

time

00:30:46

maybe

00:30:47

that

00:30:47

went

00:30:48

really

00:30:49

well

00:30:49

why

00:30:50

do

00:30:50

i

00:30:50

pretend

00:30:50

i'm

00:30:50

just

00:30:50

a

00:30:50

captain

00:30:51

oh

00:30:53

yeah

00:30:54

what if

00:30:55

he says

00:30:56

he's

00:30:56

the

00:30:56

captain

00:30:56

of

00:30:57

the

00:30:57

ship

00:30:57

and

00:30:59

you

00:30:59

two

00:30:59

are

00:30:59

my

00:31:00

two

00:31:00

and

00:31:00

you

00:31:00

guys

00:31:01

are

00:31:01

my

00:31:01

two

00:31:01

butlers

00:31:02

no

00:31:03

hold

00:31:03

on

00:31:03

i

00:31:05

have

00:31:05

no

00:31:05

one

00:31:05

you

00:31:06

cannot

00:31:06

have

00:31:06

three

00:31:07

butlers

00:31:08

valets

00:31:09

no

00:31:10

i'm

00:31:16

just

00:31:16

kidding

00:31:16

i'm

00:31:17

just

00:31:17

kidding

00:31:17

you

00:31:17

guys

00:31:17

are

00:31:18

very

00:31:18

important

00:31:18

to

00:31:18

this

00:31:19

plan

00:31:19

we

00:31:19

need

00:31:19

you

00:31:19

i'll

00:31:20

just

00:31:20

tell

00:31:21

them

00:31:21

that

00:31:21

i'm

00:31:21

the

00:31:22

the

00:31:22

person

00:31:23

that

00:31:23

works

00:31:23

in

00:31:23

the

00:31:23

galley

00:31:24

right

00:31:25

yeah

00:31:25

you're

00:31:25

the

00:31:26

food

00:31:26

person

00:31:26

and

00:31:27

i'm

00:31:28

what

00:31:29

cabin

00:31:31

boy

00:31:31

what

00:31:32

is a

00:31:32

cabin

00:31:33

boy

00:31:33

what

00:31:33

does

00:31:34

a

00:31:34

cabin

00:31:34

boy

00:31:34

do

00:31:34

they

00:31:35

deal

00:31:35

with

00:31:36

the

00:31:36

poop

00:31:36

holes

00:31:36

oh

00:31:37

i

00:31:37

don't

00:31:38

want

00:31:38

to

00:31:38

do

00:31:39

poop

00:31:39

hole

00:31:39

work

00:31:39

i

00:31:43

mean

00:31:43

what

00:31:44

other

00:31:45

option

00:31:45

is

00:31:46

there

00:31:46

all

00:31:47

right

00:31:47

fine

00:31:48

i guess

00:31:49

i'll

00:31:49

do

00:31:49

the

00:31:49

poop

00:31:50

work

00:31:50

i

00:31:51

don't

00:31:51

have

00:31:51

to

00:31:51

actually

00:31:51

do

00:31:52

poop

00:31:52

work

00:31:52

right

00:31:53

we

00:31:53

can

00:31:54

put

00:31:54

you

00:31:54

on

00:31:54

the

00:31:54

crow's

00:31:54

nest

00:31:55

it's

00:31:56

a

00:31:56

very

00:31:56

respectable

00:31:57

thing

00:31:58

gets

00:31:58

you

00:31:58

right

00:31:59

out

00:31:59

of

00:31:59

our

00:31:59

hair

00:31:59

i

00:32:00

mean

00:32:00

right

00:32:00

up

00:32:00

in

00:32:01

the

00:32:01

air

00:32:01

all

00:32:05

right

00:32:05

so

00:32:06

what

00:32:06

so

00:32:07

what

00:32:07

do

00:32:07

i

00:32:07

have

00:32:07

to

00:32:07

say

00:32:08

that

00:32:08

i'm

00:32:08

so

00:32:10

is

00:32:10

this

00:32:10

like

00:32:10

espionage

00:32:11

then

00:32:11

no

00:32:13

because

00:32:15

you're

00:32:15

kind of

00:32:15

going in

00:32:16

there

00:32:16

under

00:32:16

the

00:32:16

disguise

00:32:17

of

00:32:17

like

00:32:17

it's

00:32:18

it's

00:32:18

definitely

00:32:18

stealthy

00:32:19

i wouldn't

00:32:19

say it's

00:32:19

like a

00:32:20

burglary

00:32:20

or like

00:32:21

necessarily

00:32:21

because you're

00:32:22

not like

00:32:22

just smashing

00:32:23

and grabbing

00:32:23

right

00:32:25

i think it's a

00:32:28

little bit of

00:32:29

stealth a little

00:32:29

bit of

00:32:30

burglary a

00:32:30

little bit

00:32:30

of this

00:32:31

little bit

00:32:31

of that

00:32:32

although it

00:32:33

could turn

00:32:33

into some

00:32:33

smashing if

00:32:34

we don't

00:32:35

hold to our

00:32:35

rolls pretty

00:32:36

well we

00:32:37

could be

00:32:37

murdering a

00:32:37

lot of

00:32:37

people

00:32:38

tonight

00:32:38

so

00:32:39

i don't

00:32:42

think we

00:32:42

need to go

00:32:42

to burglary

00:32:43

i pull

00:32:47

chuckles aside

00:32:49

and go

00:32:49

are we really

00:32:51

gonna trust

00:32:52

this guy

00:32:52

to get

00:32:54

us in

00:32:54

i don't

00:32:55

know every

00:32:56

time things

00:32:56

get hairy

00:32:57

he just

00:32:57

runs away

00:32:58

which has

00:33:00

not been

00:33:00

great for

00:33:00

us

00:33:01

i mean

00:33:02

it's only

00:33:03

been one

00:33:03

time

00:33:04

but

00:33:05

yeah

00:33:07

that's like

00:33:07

a hundred

00:33:08

percent of

00:33:08

the time

00:33:08

he runs

00:33:09

away

00:33:09

he is a

00:33:10

pirate

00:33:11

though

00:33:12

so i

00:33:13

feel like

00:33:14

we're not

00:33:14

asking him

00:33:15

to do

00:33:15

too much

00:33:17

to pretend

00:33:17

to be a

00:33:18

pirate

00:33:18

this is

00:33:21

america by

00:33:22

the way

00:33:23

between you

00:33:23

and me

00:33:24

i think he's

00:33:25

always pretending

00:33:26

to be a

00:33:26

pirate

00:33:27

oh you don't

00:33:28

think he's a

00:33:28

real pirate

00:33:29

no i think

00:33:30

he's faking

00:33:30

it

00:33:31

check under

00:33:32

that eye

00:33:33

patch i bet

00:33:33

there's like

00:33:34

an eye

00:33:34

you know i

00:33:38

can hear what

00:33:39

you're saying

00:33:39

this eye

00:33:40

patch it's

00:33:41

not it's

00:33:41

not for my

00:33:42

eye for

00:33:43

other things

00:33:44

that raises

00:33:48

more questions

00:33:49

than answers

00:33:50

it does

00:33:50

doesn't it

00:33:51

it does

00:33:52

doesn't it

00:33:53

so we're

00:33:55

gonna try to

00:33:56

go right

00:33:57

through the

00:33:58

front door

00:33:58

right through

00:34:00

the back

00:34:00

door

00:34:01

hiding in

00:34:02

plain sight

00:34:02

yep

00:34:04

i got

00:34:05

the old

00:34:06

diplomat's

00:34:07

entrance

00:34:07

i got my

00:34:08

old frock

00:34:09

coat ready

00:34:09

i'll take

00:34:10

off my

00:34:10

ipad so i

00:34:11

don't look

00:34:11

so menacing

00:34:11

and uh

00:34:13

there we

00:34:14

go

00:34:15

yarr

00:34:17

i need a

00:34:18

hat

00:34:19

we're gonna

00:34:20

roll your

00:34:22

engagement

00:34:23

roll uh

00:34:24

you kind of

00:34:25

show you guys

00:34:25

how you

00:34:26

start off

00:34:26

um i would

00:34:27

definitely say

00:34:28

uh

00:34:29

very bold

00:34:30

a bold

00:34:31

choice

00:34:31

and uh

00:34:32

i think it's

00:34:33

a little risky

00:34:34

to do it

00:34:34

in the middle

00:34:36

of the day

00:34:36

so you guys

00:34:37

are gonna get

00:34:38

plus two

00:34:38

so total

00:34:39

plus three

00:34:39

i'm gonna

00:34:40

roll it

00:34:40

oh you

00:34:42

roll it for us

00:34:42

and yeah

00:34:44

i just it's

00:34:44

just a general

00:34:45

roll

00:34:45

it's pretty

00:34:46

good

00:34:46

i

00:34:47

yeah

00:34:47

yeah

00:34:47

good

00:34:48

uh

00:34:51

hold up

00:34:51

let's go to

00:34:52

the

00:34:52

that's like

00:34:54

the third

00:34:55

best option

00:34:55

how does

00:34:58

that show

00:34:58

up in there

00:34:59

because a

00:34:59

six is

00:34:59

yeah success

00:35:00

yeah you

00:35:01

do it

00:35:01

yeah

00:35:03

we did it

00:35:07

okay can you

00:35:08

all

00:35:08

yeah i see

00:35:10

it's just a

00:35:11

boat

00:35:11

okay yeah

00:35:13

that's all it

00:35:13

is it's a

00:35:13

boat

00:35:14

uh so

00:35:14

uh

00:35:15

is everyone

00:35:17

else

00:35:17

what

00:35:17

yeah

00:35:18

okay

00:35:19

yeah so

00:35:26

uh as you

00:35:27

guys uh

00:35:28

walk up the

00:35:29

plank we're

00:35:29

gonna pretend

00:35:30

that uh it's

00:35:30

on this side

00:35:31

of the ramp

00:35:32

uh you're

00:35:33

stopped by a

00:35:33

guard you can

00:35:34

see there's

00:35:34

four guards

00:35:35

there's nothing

00:35:35

on this top

00:35:36

ship it's a

00:35:36

very large

00:35:37

ship it's

00:35:38

got three

00:35:38

maps um

00:35:39

two you

00:35:41

know like

00:35:41

level decks

00:35:42

and then a

00:35:43

missile deck

00:35:43

um and the

00:35:44

ship itself is

00:35:45

like three

00:35:45

decks so

00:35:46

there's you

00:35:46

guys are on

00:35:46

the top

00:35:47

deck there's

00:35:47

a middle

00:35:47

deck and a

00:35:48

low deck

00:35:49

a low deck

00:35:50

make sense

00:35:52

three levels

00:35:53

all right uh

00:35:55

which one is

00:35:57

the poop deck

00:35:58

i believe it's

00:35:59

the top deck

00:36:00

believe it is

00:36:02

the top deck

00:36:03

we're getting

00:36:03

away from that

00:36:04

one so much

00:36:06

poop so while

00:36:06

your guard shows

00:36:08

up at the

00:36:09

front and he's

00:36:10

like excuse me

00:36:10

sirs sir

00:36:11

this uh

00:36:13

this ship

00:36:13

is currently

00:36:14

in possession

00:36:14

of the

00:36:15

ministry of

00:36:15

preservation

00:36:16

uh can't

00:36:18

let you

00:36:18

board so

00:36:18

you're gonna

00:36:19

need to turn

00:36:20

around and

00:36:20

go back

00:36:20

home

00:36:21

you know

00:36:22

who you're

00:36:22

speaking to

00:36:23

sir

00:36:23

i am the

00:36:25

captain of

00:36:26

this vessel

00:36:27

the guard

00:36:30

looks to his

00:36:30

buddy who's

00:36:31

come around

00:36:31

from the

00:36:32

other side

00:36:32

and he's

00:36:33

like uh

00:36:34

i thought

00:36:35

the i thought

00:36:35

the captain

00:36:36

was down

00:36:36

below

00:36:37

i came

00:36:39

up to

00:36:39

go use

00:36:39

the bathroom

00:36:40

i don't

00:36:41

want to

00:36:41

use it

00:36:42

on the

00:36:42

boat

00:36:42

on that

00:36:43

ship

00:36:43

all the

00:36:44

time

00:36:44

the two

00:36:47

kind of

00:36:47

look at

00:36:47

each other

00:36:48

but they're

00:36:48

like

00:36:48

i don't

00:36:50

want to

00:36:50

i don't

00:36:51

want to

00:36:52

piss off

00:36:52

captain or

00:36:53

lieutenant

00:36:54

light fall

00:36:54

downstairs

00:36:55

so

00:36:55

all right

00:36:57

and they uh

00:36:58

they kind of

00:36:59

walk away

00:37:00

but one of

00:37:01

them turns

00:37:01

around he

00:37:01

goes do

00:37:02

do you

00:37:02

want me to

00:37:03

escort you

00:37:03

down to

00:37:03

the captain

00:37:04

uh that's

00:37:05

where he

00:37:06

left him

00:37:07

last i

00:37:07

thought he

00:37:08

was uh

00:37:09

talking to

00:37:09

you interrogating

00:37:10

you i

00:37:10

thought

00:37:11

what i

00:37:15

he is the

00:37:16

captain i

00:37:17

am the

00:37:18

captain i

00:37:19

wasn't

00:37:19

interrogating

00:37:19

anyone go

00:37:20

to your

00:37:20

business what

00:37:21

are you

00:37:22

doing get

00:37:23

up on that

00:37:23

mast

00:37:23

they uh

00:37:28

they continue

00:37:28

to walk but

00:37:29

they're definitely

00:37:29

going to keep

00:37:30

an eye on you

00:37:31

because as

00:37:32

far as they

00:37:32

know you're

00:37:33

being held

00:37:33

captive in

00:37:34

the uh

00:37:35

bottom level

00:37:36

level of the

00:37:37

deck um so

00:37:38

it's kind of

00:37:39

weird that you've

00:37:39

suddenly appeared

00:37:40

on deck but

00:37:40

they believe you

00:37:41

because you guys

00:37:42

are very convincing

00:37:43

so the captain

00:37:46

is being held

00:37:47

in the brig

00:37:49

the entire crew

00:37:51

is being held

00:37:52

oh yes

00:37:54

oh so but

00:37:56

they didn't

00:37:57

arrest us

00:37:58

no no you

00:38:01

were very

00:38:01

convincing

00:38:02

right name

00:38:04

on the

00:38:05

roll

00:38:05

now we're

00:38:10

on the

00:38:11

ship

00:38:12

follow me

00:38:15

lads

00:38:15

why

00:38:17

why not

00:38:19

listen

00:38:21

don't worry

00:38:22

he's going

00:38:23

neither do

00:38:24

i do i know

00:38:25

my way around

00:38:25

a ship

00:38:26

all right we're

00:38:27

going to the

00:38:28

galley god

00:38:28

damn it

00:38:29

yeah galley

00:38:31

what's a

00:38:32

galley

00:38:32

it's

00:38:34

we'll talk

00:38:35

along the way

00:38:36

and we'll tell

00:38:37

you what it is

00:38:37

and i'll tell you

00:38:38

all the ways you're

00:38:39

going to be a cabin

00:38:40

boy

00:38:40

i've always wanted to

00:38:41

do a walk and talk

00:38:42

we're walking and

00:38:44

we're talking

00:38:44

see the cabin boy is

00:38:45

one of the most

00:38:46

important things about

00:38:47

this ship

00:38:47

it keeps the ship

00:38:48

ship shape

00:38:50

if you don't have a

00:38:51

cabin boys we're

00:38:52

fucked

00:38:53

don't talk

00:38:53

down who do you

00:38:54

think i'm not

00:38:55

talking down to you

00:38:56

you're my partner and

00:38:58

you're a cabin boy you

00:38:59

don't understand a cabin

00:39:00

boy is like second in

00:39:01

command to the ship

00:39:02

thanks to the captain

00:39:04

it makes it sound like

00:39:06

the cabin boy is your

00:39:08

boyfriend

00:39:09

that's not what you're

00:39:14

implying lad

00:39:15

i don't know what you're

00:39:16

implying lad but if you

00:39:17

want your cat litter you're

00:39:18

gonna have to start

00:39:19

shaping up or shipping

00:39:20

out

00:39:20

all right okay fine

00:39:22

good captain makes all of

00:39:25

his men feel like they're

00:39:27

second in command

00:39:27

but always second

00:39:29

surprisingly wise from

00:39:37

the drunk captain

00:39:38

oh i'm drunk and

00:39:40

eating skittles

00:39:41

is that in character too

00:39:45

oh yeah

00:39:48

all right so now let's go

00:39:53

to the galley then now

00:39:55

we're on the top deck it's

00:39:56

in the middle of the day

00:39:57

and you're walking around

00:39:59

on on the boat telling

00:40:01

us all everything there

00:40:02

is to know about being a

00:40:03

captain and being on a

00:40:04

boat

00:40:04

yep and i'm leading you

00:40:07

down to these stairs over

00:40:08

yonder that go down to

00:40:09

the galley i suppose

00:40:10

yep there's stairs that

00:40:13

kind of lead you right into

00:40:14

the center of the ship do

00:40:15

you want to go down

00:40:16

and do

00:40:17

all right

00:40:18

down

00:40:19

push the button go down

00:40:21

oh i'm hoping for this

00:40:24

vision

00:40:25

oh hold on

00:40:27

i know exactly what you're

00:40:33

saying but it was just

00:40:34

complete gibberish when it

00:40:35

came out

00:40:35

all right you guys get down

00:40:41

to the center of the ship

00:40:41

now down here a little bit

00:40:43

more

00:40:43

uh crowded there's two guards

00:40:46

uh in the same room they

00:40:47

watch you come down the steps

00:40:48

uh you also can see up to

00:40:50

the uh

00:40:51

whatever the opposite of the

00:40:54

aft is the front of the ship

00:40:56

four

00:40:57

uh there's stairs

00:40:57

thank you

00:40:59

uh and then behind there's

00:41:01

also one guard as well

00:41:03

and they

00:41:04

they're a little bit smarter

00:41:05

than their friends up top so

00:41:07

so we shouldn't talk to them

00:41:10

how do we know they

00:41:11

they're smarter

00:41:12

are they wearing glasses

00:41:15

they're like

00:41:18

they're like

00:41:19

they're

00:41:21

you're

00:41:23

knocking off

00:41:24

gesundheit

00:41:25

thank you

00:41:26

all right

00:41:31

all right

00:41:31

i'm gonna keep walking down

00:41:33

what are we on the galley level

00:41:34

where's that at

00:41:35

you are in the middle of the ship

00:41:36

yep

00:41:37

where's the galley

00:41:38

uh it's here

00:41:40

if you look all the way

00:41:42

towards like the aft of the ship

00:41:43

there's like a

00:41:44

little dynamo

00:41:45

will we know where that

00:41:47

where that is

00:41:48

no

00:41:49

you wouldn't

00:41:50

because

00:41:50

juggles wouldn't know for sure

00:41:52

i just asked

00:41:54

i asked one of the guards

00:41:55

like where the galley is

00:41:57

uh excuse me

00:41:58

like i said

00:41:59

um

00:42:00

can i help you guys

00:42:01

is there something we can help you with

00:42:03

i'm looking for the galley

00:42:05

all the guys upstairs

00:42:06

can you let us on

00:42:10

i'm the new captain of this ship

00:42:14

and this is my new galley

00:42:16

my new head chef

00:42:17

got him right from the

00:42:19

best restaurant in town

00:42:20

and this is my up-and-coming cabin boy

00:42:22

what

00:42:24

that sounds like a good cabin boy

00:42:30

very up-and-coming

00:42:33

now

00:42:34

i'm looking for the galley

00:42:37

i feel like that's innuendo

00:42:38

and i don't appreciate it

00:42:40

listen

00:42:45

we'll talk about it later

00:42:46

when we go up the poop chute

00:42:47

all right

00:42:48

what is a cabin boy

00:42:50

it's kind of like you know

00:42:54

you know

00:42:55

um

00:42:55

you're about to find out

00:42:57

you're about to find out

00:42:58

it sounds like you want to

00:43:04

like sway them

00:43:05

and tell them that this is true

00:43:07

because they don't believe you

00:43:08

you're gonna have to

00:43:09

you have to roll for sway

00:43:11

we've gone

00:43:13

way too far without rolling

00:43:15

i am

00:43:16

very surprised we got this far

00:43:18

this roll

00:43:20

yeah

00:43:21

you have to roll for sway at this point

00:43:23

nothing

00:43:23

nothing

00:43:24

no no no nothing added on

00:43:25

regular

00:43:26

oh

00:43:26

very risky

00:43:28

very risky

00:43:29

i would do risky

00:43:31

desperate

00:43:32

yeah it's desperate

00:43:35

because they don't believe you

00:43:36

in the slightest

00:43:36

no modifiers

00:43:37

no

00:43:39

what if i'm dressed like a captain

00:43:41

that's gotta be something

00:43:42

you're dressed like a pirate

00:43:44

not a captain

00:43:45

they both wear the same thing

00:43:48

just dirtier clothes

00:43:49

not on a legitimate ship

00:43:51

are you saying you don't like my

00:43:53

my

00:43:53

my

00:43:53

red frock coat

00:43:55

because i tell you what squish

00:43:56

i'll throw you into that galley

00:43:58

right there and you can go get

00:43:59

that caviar while i talk to this

00:44:00

guard here

00:44:01

and i'll fucking

00:44:02

stop screaming our plan out loud

00:44:05

one

00:44:09

one

00:44:09

one

00:44:10

modifier

00:44:10

for

00:44:12

red

00:44:13

frock

00:44:14

partial success

00:44:18

well they don't

00:44:21

immediately

00:44:22

uh

00:44:22

like

00:44:23

draw their swords

00:44:24

on you

00:44:25

but they don't believe you

00:44:26

in the slightest

00:44:27

um

00:44:28

one of the guards

00:44:29

turns to the other

00:44:30

and says

00:44:30

go talk to lieutenant

00:44:31

uh

00:44:32

lieutenant

00:44:32

light hall

00:44:33

downstairs

00:44:34

see if this is going on

00:44:36

so one of the guards

00:44:37

goes down the poop chute

00:44:39

and leaves

00:44:39

uh

00:44:40

you are left with

00:44:40

one guard

00:44:41

immediately in front of you

00:44:43

and then

00:44:43

two in the front

00:44:44

and two in the back

00:44:45

do you want to keep pushing

00:44:49

forward or do you want to

00:44:50

talk to mr

00:44:52

i just start making my way

00:44:54

towards the galley

00:44:54

oh we're going to continue

00:44:55

walking

00:44:56

after that

00:44:57

where i

00:44:57

i feel like we lucked out

00:44:59

uh

00:44:59

two guards

00:45:02

at the front

00:45:03

do stop you

00:45:04

uh

00:45:04

they

00:45:05

are under orders

00:45:06

not to let anyone

00:45:07

in this particular

00:45:07

part of the ship

00:45:08

you don't want to come back

00:45:09

it's not a pretty sight

00:45:12

i do want to

00:45:14

i need to find out

00:45:15

what to cook for these people

00:45:17

what

00:45:22

i need to feed the

00:45:25

the

00:45:26

captives

00:45:28

on this boat

00:45:29

caviar

00:45:32

caviar

00:45:35

it's going to be

00:45:36

a heavy

00:45:37

caviar dish

00:45:39

and cigarettes

00:45:40

uh

00:45:44

let me have you

00:45:44

throw this away

00:45:45

try to convince them

00:45:46

to let you go cook

00:45:47

in the galley

00:45:48

all right

00:45:49

what's the uh

00:45:49

position

00:45:50

uh

00:45:51

it's going to be

00:45:52

desperate

00:45:53

standard

00:45:56

yes

00:45:57

yes

00:46:00

they uh

00:46:03

they move aside

00:46:04

and uh

00:46:05

let you

00:46:05

continue

00:46:06

down the uh

00:46:07

the hall

00:46:08

as you continue

00:46:10

there's rooms

00:46:10

on either side

00:46:11

of you

00:46:11

they're just

00:46:12

bedrooms

00:46:12

and like

00:46:13

small quarters

00:46:13

they don't

00:46:14

really look

00:46:14

like

00:46:15

uh

00:46:15

any sort

00:46:16

of holding

00:46:16

cell

00:46:16

and uh

00:46:18

then

00:46:18

in the kitchen

00:46:19

in the galley

00:46:20

all right

00:46:21

can i look around

00:46:22

see if there's like

00:46:23

the cargo

00:46:25

for the

00:46:26

the caviar

00:46:27

yeah

00:46:28

yeah

00:46:28

go ahead

00:46:29

and uh

00:46:30

yeah

00:46:30

do uh

00:46:31

what is it

00:46:31

study

00:46:32

study

00:46:33

or

00:46:33

well you know

00:46:36

what you can just

00:46:36

look you can see

00:46:37

with your eyes

00:46:37

uh

00:46:38

kind of look around

00:46:39

it's not a very big

00:46:40

galley

00:46:40

it's a pretty

00:46:41

small room

00:46:42

with uh

00:46:42

just some supplies

00:46:43

on it

00:46:44

but the caviar

00:46:44

is not in there

00:46:45

um

00:46:46

the caviar

00:46:47

is being held

00:46:47

in the hold

00:46:48

in the bottom

00:46:48

of the ship

00:46:49

well

00:46:50

probably should

00:46:52

have thought

00:46:52

about that

00:46:53

but how would

00:46:54

he know that

00:46:54

from just looking

00:46:55

around and not

00:46:56

seeing any caviar

00:46:57

well

00:47:00

he's a chef

00:47:00

but he knows

00:47:01

caviar has to

00:47:02

stay cold

00:47:02

ah

00:47:04

saltpeter

00:47:05

it's a

00:47:09

small area

00:47:10

and it's just

00:47:11

just the kitchen

00:47:12

for like

00:47:13

the crew

00:47:14

that lives there

00:47:15

it's not really

00:47:16

anything in abundance

00:47:17

like a cargo

00:47:17

galley

00:47:18

um

00:47:19

it's just kind

00:47:20

of like

00:47:20

it's just like

00:47:21

the office

00:47:22

kitchen

00:47:22

okay

00:47:23

well I'm gonna

00:47:24

try to cook

00:47:25

something

00:47:25

so I can

00:47:27

keep up the lie

00:47:28

and then I'll

00:47:30

let the other

00:47:30

two do something

00:47:31

that's your answer

00:47:33

to everything

00:47:34

I'm just gonna

00:47:34

cook something

00:47:35

it might work

00:47:39

okay

00:47:41

while you two

00:47:44

are um

00:47:44

or while you're

00:47:46

in the kitchen

00:47:47

cooking the guard

00:47:48

from before

00:47:48

has come back

00:47:49

and he goes

00:47:50

sir

00:47:50

I don't know

00:47:51

who these

00:47:51

men are

00:47:52

uh

00:47:53

but

00:47:53

lieutenant

00:47:54

light hall

00:47:54

is definitely

00:47:55

downstairs

00:47:55

talking to

00:47:56

captain dawn

00:47:57

so uh

00:47:58

I don't know

00:47:59

who these

00:47:59

men are

00:48:00

and they

00:48:01

have uh

00:48:01

they turn

00:48:02

and they draw

00:48:03

their swords

00:48:04

draw their swords

00:48:06

whoa

00:48:08

whoa

00:48:09

hey

00:48:10

let's not

00:48:11

get hasty

00:48:12

I'm just

00:48:12

but a simple

00:48:13

cabin boy

00:48:14

hey

00:48:18

hey

00:48:18

he's my

00:48:19

he's my

00:48:20

cabin boy

00:48:20

we're

00:48:21

we're

00:48:21

we're

00:48:22

good

00:48:22

cabins

00:48:23

no my

00:48:24

captain does

00:48:24

all my

00:48:25

fighting for

00:48:25

me

00:48:26

he's right

00:48:28

and uh

00:48:29

my butler

00:48:30

does all my

00:48:30

fighting for

00:48:31

me

00:48:32

is that where

00:48:33

you start

00:48:34

rubbing your

00:48:35

your lamp

00:48:36

your butler

00:48:36

lamp

00:48:37

i'm starting

00:48:39

to think

00:48:39

about it

00:48:39

i'm

00:48:39

so i'll be

00:48:45

rolling for

00:48:46

initiative

00:48:46

do you want

00:48:49

to fight

00:48:49

guys

00:48:50

absolutely

00:48:51

not

00:48:51

uh

00:48:54

what can

00:48:55

we do

00:48:55

here

00:48:55

you want

00:48:57

to it

00:48:57

sounds like

00:48:58

you want

00:48:58

to sway

00:48:58

them and

00:48:59

convince

00:48:59

them that

00:49:00

you uh

00:49:00

you belong

00:49:01

on the

00:49:01

ship some

00:49:02

more you

00:49:02

can definitely

00:49:02

try that

00:49:03

um

00:49:04

or you

00:49:04

can fight

00:49:05

them or

00:49:06

if you

00:49:07

want to

00:49:07

throw i

00:49:07

don't know

00:49:08

not wreck

00:49:09

something

00:49:09

cabin boy

00:49:11

yes

00:49:12

use some

00:49:13

of your

00:49:13

boyish charm

00:49:14

to convince

00:49:15

these lads

00:49:15

not to make

00:49:16

this the

00:49:16

end of our

00:49:16

days

00:49:17

uh

00:49:18

i don't

00:49:18

think they're

00:49:19

believing my

00:49:20

ruse

00:49:20

my instinct

00:49:21

is to

00:49:22

find

00:49:23

something

00:49:25

of

00:49:27

to distract

00:49:28

them to

00:49:29

run somewhere

00:49:30

else um

00:49:31

is can i

00:49:32

find perhaps

00:49:33

like i

00:49:34

don't know

00:49:34

there's lots

00:49:35

of ropes on

00:49:35

a ship

00:49:36

and just

00:49:36

like

00:49:37

unloosen

00:49:38

that to

00:49:39

like pull

00:49:39

something down

00:49:40

and give

00:49:42

us some

00:49:42

cover to

00:49:43

run into

00:49:44

the ship

00:49:45

sure uh

00:49:47

i think that'd

00:49:47

be like a

00:49:48

finesse roll

00:49:48

where you're

00:49:49

using your

00:49:49

your skills

00:49:50

to drop a

00:49:51

rope on

00:49:51

them or

00:49:51

something on

00:49:52

them using

00:49:53

a rope like

00:49:53

a curtain

00:49:53

or whatever

00:49:55

okay

00:49:57

barrels of

00:49:58

rum

00:49:58

barrels of

00:50:00

rum is

00:50:01

that what you

00:50:01

said does

00:50:02

yeah

00:50:02

what would i

00:50:04

have to do to

00:50:04

make it more

00:50:04

of a rack

00:50:05

roll

00:50:05

you'd have

00:50:08

to like just

00:50:08

start tossing

00:50:09

shit or

00:50:10

finding something

00:50:10

to kind of

00:50:11

toss at them

00:50:12

so if you

00:50:12

wanted to take

00:50:12

the rope and

00:50:13

just like

00:50:13

fling it at

00:50:14

them and hope

00:50:15

it just kind

00:50:16

of catches

00:50:16

them i think

00:50:17

that'd be more

00:50:17

yeah that's what

00:50:19

i want to do

00:50:19

i want to find

00:50:19

something close

00:50:21

and just throw

00:50:22

it in their

00:50:22

general direction

00:50:23

just to give

00:50:24

us like the

00:50:24

little bit of

00:50:25

space and

00:50:27

i'm gonna run

00:50:27

off and

00:50:28

hopefully the

00:50:29

captain comes

00:50:30

with me

00:50:30

all right

00:50:32

go ahead and

00:50:32

throw your

00:50:33

rack

00:50:33

um should i

00:50:37

change it from

00:50:37

risky to

00:50:38

desperate

00:50:38

yes

00:50:42

yeah let's go

00:50:42

ahead and do

00:50:43

that

00:50:43

seems like a

00:50:43

pretty desperate

00:50:44

thing to do

00:50:45

and yeah

00:50:46

speak for

00:50:47

yourself

00:50:47

hey i

00:50:49

succeeded

00:50:49

oh you

00:50:50

suck

00:50:51

wait oh

00:50:52

because i was

00:50:53

rolling as the

00:50:53

captain

00:50:54

oh

00:50:56

yeah

00:50:58

uh

00:50:59

wait

00:51:00

action

00:51:00

rack

00:51:01

desperate

00:51:05

oh

00:51:09

oh that's

00:51:10

even worse

00:51:11

what's this

00:51:12

bad

00:51:13

and they're

00:51:16

able to

00:51:16

catch it and

00:51:17

they toss it

00:51:18

back on you

00:51:18

uh knocking

00:51:19

you on your

00:51:20

butt uh

00:51:21

not my butt

00:51:22

entangling you

00:51:23

up i'm gonna

00:51:23

have you take

00:51:24

two straps

00:51:25

because you've

00:51:26

been tangled

00:51:26

in the rope

00:51:29

is that what

00:51:31

you tossed

00:51:32

with them

00:51:32

yeah no it's

00:51:33

like one of

00:51:34

those big

00:51:34

ship ropes

00:51:35

yeah that's

00:51:37

well

00:51:38

oh fuck

00:51:40

oh my god

00:51:41

back

00:51:42

back

00:51:43

what did

00:51:45

uh

00:51:46

did the

00:51:47

captain

00:51:47

get

00:51:47

ropes

00:51:49

too

00:51:49

uh

00:51:51

the captain

00:51:51

hasn't been

00:51:52

roped into

00:51:52

it yet

00:51:53

but captain

00:51:53

they're

00:51:54

turning on

00:51:54

you next

00:51:55

one stress

00:51:56

for the

00:51:57

gm

00:51:57

um

00:51:59

let's see

00:52:00

what i got

00:52:00

here

00:52:01

i

00:52:01

um

00:52:02

i i

00:52:05

i

00:52:05

i

00:52:05

are we

00:52:05

still

00:52:06

trying to

00:52:06

convince

00:52:06

them

00:52:06

that

00:52:07

that

00:52:07

we're not

00:52:07

we're

00:52:08

we're good

00:52:08

guys or

00:52:09

we do

00:52:09

we want to

00:52:10

fight

00:52:10

who are you

00:52:11

asking me

00:52:11

i'm covered in

00:52:12

out of character

00:52:13

oh

00:52:14

i mean out of

00:52:16

character

00:52:16

i mean do you

00:52:17

want to fight

00:52:17

these guys or

00:52:18

you want me to

00:52:18

no i don't want

00:52:19

to fight them

00:52:20

i was trying to

00:52:20

distract him so

00:52:21

we can run

00:52:21

away

00:52:22

okay i mean

00:52:23

um i use my

00:52:25

rapier to cut

00:52:25

can i use my

00:52:26

rapier to cut him

00:52:27

out of the rope

00:52:27

real quick

00:52:28

yeah um

00:52:31

i think that's

00:52:32

kind of a

00:52:32

finesse maneuver

00:52:33

right because

00:52:33

it's a little

00:52:34

it's like

00:52:36

using your hands

00:52:37

really quickly

00:52:38

yeah and

00:52:39

then um

00:52:39

what do i

00:52:39

anything

00:52:40

any modifiers

00:52:41

positions i

00:52:42

think um

00:52:44

i mean it's

00:52:45

kind of a it's

00:52:46

definitely a

00:52:46

desperate maneuver

00:52:47

everything on

00:52:50

this boat was

00:52:50

desperate you

00:52:52

guys went in

00:52:52

here in odd

00:52:53

daylight and

00:52:55

tried to

00:52:56

convince him

00:52:57

it rolled

00:52:57

really well so

00:52:58

i couldn't say

00:52:59

no but i

00:53:00

thought it was

00:53:01

a good idea

00:53:01

we have a

00:53:02

captain i

00:53:04

thought i

00:53:04

thought they

00:53:05

would have kept

00:53:05

going for it

00:53:06

for a long

00:53:06

time i didn't

00:53:07

break character

00:53:08

the entire time

00:53:09

it hasn't been

00:53:10

proven that it's

00:53:10

a bad idea yet

00:53:12

yeah i mean

00:53:13

we just tried

00:53:14

to bluff our

00:53:14

way down

00:53:14

now cut me

00:53:15

out of this

00:53:15

rope

00:53:15

roll

00:53:17

five partial

00:53:19

success

00:53:20

uh you're able

00:53:22

to cut them

00:53:23

out um

00:53:24

and pull

00:53:25

chuckle out

00:53:27

of his uh

00:53:28

out of the

00:53:29

rope uh

00:53:30

unscathed um

00:53:32

but they're

00:53:32

definitely on to

00:53:33

you and uh

00:53:34

they're not

00:53:35

going to take

00:53:35

any sort of

00:53:36

peaceful talk

00:53:37

right now

00:53:37

now we have

00:53:38

to fight

00:53:39

them

00:53:39

you definitely

00:53:41

aren't going

00:53:42

to be able

00:53:42

to convince

00:53:43

them that

00:53:44

you're not

00:53:44

a threat

00:53:44

right

00:53:45

uh meanwhile

00:53:49

at the uh

00:53:50

aft of the

00:53:51

ship um

00:53:52

where uh

00:53:53

squish is

00:53:54

cooking um

00:53:55

there's another

00:53:56

guard

00:53:56

there's two

00:53:57

guards over

00:53:58

there

00:53:59

sorry i don't

00:54:00

know if i'm

00:54:00

moving that

00:54:01

and uh you

00:54:01

can overhear

00:54:02

them talking

00:54:03

he's like

00:54:03

do you know

00:54:04

what they're

00:54:04

holding in

00:54:05

here have

00:54:06

you that

00:54:07

thing's a

00:54:08

monster and

00:54:09

the smell i

00:54:10

can't believe

00:54:11

that they're

00:54:11

keeping this

00:54:12

on deck

00:54:12

they do not

00:54:16

hear what's

00:54:16

going on

00:54:17

outside or

00:54:19

on the other

00:54:19

part of the

00:54:19

ship i'm

00:54:21

going to turn

00:54:22

the heat down

00:54:22

on whatever

00:54:24

i'm cooking and

00:54:25

try to listen

00:54:26

in like sneak

00:54:27

up a little bit

00:54:28

closer to them

00:54:28

thanks for doing

00:54:30

the safe thing

00:54:30

andy and

00:54:31

turning the heat

00:54:32

down before you

00:54:33

go and listen

00:54:33

to them

00:54:33

the classic

00:54:35

cooking over

00:54:36

do you think

00:54:36

she would have

00:54:37

set the

00:54:37

the boat

00:54:38

ablaze if

00:54:39

you didn't

00:54:39

turn the

00:54:39

heat down

00:54:40

if i rolled

00:54:41

a critical

00:54:41

failure maybe

00:54:43

uh so

00:54:47

you're gonna

00:54:47

kind of like

00:54:47

sneak up prowl

00:54:48

behind them

00:54:49

yeah

00:54:49

uh go ahead

00:54:51

and roll

00:54:52

for prowl

00:54:53

risky

00:54:58

uh yeah

00:55:01

it's a little

00:55:01

risky it's not

00:55:02

it's not as

00:55:02

desperate as

00:55:03

your friends

00:55:03

over there

00:55:04

oh

00:55:08

got the

00:55:10

lucky dice

00:55:10

tonight

00:55:11

the green

00:55:12

one

00:55:12

um

00:55:13

yeah there's

00:55:14

so they're

00:55:15

talking

00:55:15

either these

00:55:16

two guards

00:55:16

uh they're

00:55:17

just talking

00:55:18

uh i can't

00:55:19

i just i've

00:55:21

never seen

00:55:21

anything quite

00:55:22

like it before

00:55:22

and the fact

00:55:23

that they just

00:55:24

they just feed

00:55:25

it whatever it

00:55:25

wants

00:55:26

it's it's

00:55:27

incredible to

00:55:28

me have you

00:55:29

seen anything

00:55:29

that small

00:55:30

and smelly

00:55:31

before uh

00:55:33

and you don't

00:55:33

know what

00:55:34

they're talking

00:55:34

about but in

00:55:35

one of the

00:55:35

rooms before uh

00:55:37

that you've

00:55:37

walked past uh

00:55:38

you can kind of

00:55:39

catch a whiff

00:55:40

of something

00:55:40

very

00:55:41

muggy very

00:55:42

spicy as

00:55:44

some might

00:55:44

say uh

00:55:45

and there's a

00:55:46

you kind of

00:55:47

hear some

00:55:47

banging against

00:55:48

the walls

00:55:49

too

00:55:49

oh yeah

00:55:51

that's right

00:55:51

i hear them

00:55:52

talking i want

00:55:52

to sneak into

00:55:53

that room

00:55:53

i hear your

00:55:54

face

00:55:55

i could just

00:56:00

tell you so

00:56:00

bad

00:56:01

he hates the

00:56:10

description spicy

00:56:11

for a smell

00:56:12

you'll thank me

00:56:15

later when you

00:56:16

need an onion

00:56:17

you go over

00:56:21

to the cell

00:56:22

and inside

00:56:22

you find a

00:56:24

member of the

00:56:25

crew sitting

00:56:26

there

00:56:27

dd the chimp

00:56:29

can you guys

00:56:34

see his do you

00:56:34

see his picture

00:56:35

yes he's

00:56:35

adorable and he's

00:56:36

smoking

00:56:37

god where's he

00:56:39

at chimp

00:56:39

looks so

00:56:40

fucking cool

00:56:41

god damn

00:56:42

i can't see

00:56:43

him oh he's

00:56:44

in the

00:56:44

that might be

00:56:45

the cool

00:56:46

creature i've

00:56:47

ever seen

00:56:48

i've ever

00:56:50

seen my

00:56:50

entire life

00:56:52

yeah i

00:56:56

go up to

00:56:57

the cage

00:56:58

and just

00:57:02

stare at this

00:57:03

monkey i

00:57:03

guess

00:57:04

he's

00:57:05

smoking a

00:57:05

cigarette

00:57:06

frank

00:57:12

yeah

00:57:14

oh my god

00:57:20

that's really

00:57:21

funny

00:57:21

as you're

00:57:24

staring at

00:57:24

the uh

00:57:25

at the monkey

00:57:26

for a while

00:57:27

um suddenly

00:57:28

he like

00:57:29

just twitches

00:57:30

lunges towards

00:57:31

the bars of

00:57:32

the door that

00:57:33

he's in and

00:57:33

just starts

00:57:33

shaking them

00:57:34

violently and

00:57:35

making random

00:57:36

monkey noises

00:57:36

screaming trying

00:57:39

to get out

00:57:39

i was hoping

00:57:40

you were going

00:57:41

to do random

00:57:41

monkey noises

00:57:42

debated for a

00:57:44

second if i

00:57:45

should and how

00:57:45

far and that's

00:57:46

about as all i

00:57:47

can do without

00:57:47

being too

00:57:48

embarrassed

00:57:48

calm down

00:57:52

i look over i

00:57:54

see that the

00:57:55

name is dd

00:57:55

dd yeah oh

00:57:58

yeah his name

00:57:58

is dd

00:57:59

yeah so i

00:58:00

started saying

00:58:00

calm down

00:58:01

dd

00:58:01

you're fine

00:58:03

on the door

00:58:04

to his uh

00:58:05

to the room

00:58:06

it says dd's

00:58:07

room uh

00:58:08

he calms

00:58:09

down he

00:58:09

takes another

00:58:10

uh he

00:58:11

opens up a

00:58:12

box of

00:58:12

cigarettes he

00:58:13

takes another

00:58:13

cigarette he

00:58:14

lights it

00:58:14

takes a deep

00:58:16

breath and

00:58:16

then lays

00:58:18

it on back

00:58:18

in his bed

00:58:19

uh meanwhile

00:58:23

back at the

00:58:25

front of the

00:58:25

oh that's

00:58:28

us we're

00:58:30

on

00:58:30

all right so

00:58:34

i freed uh

00:58:35

the freed the

00:58:35

freed the cabin

00:58:36

boy what now

00:58:37

do you want it

00:58:37

what what are we

00:58:38

doing now i

00:58:38

don't know if

00:58:39

we're gonna get

00:58:39

out of this

00:58:40

while fighting

00:58:40

bud uh no i

00:58:41

am no i want

00:58:43

to run away

00:58:44

somehow all

00:58:46

right i'm gonna

00:58:47

summon my ghost

00:58:48

butler

00:58:49

oh here we

00:58:49

go again with

00:58:50

a ghost butler

00:58:51

well you're not

00:58:52

being a good

00:58:53

butler certainly

00:58:54

not being a

00:58:54

great cabin boy

00:58:55

right now

00:58:56

a cabin boy

00:58:59

would stand up

00:59:00

for me

00:59:01

well okay so

00:59:03

yes i'm on the

00:59:04

ground okay i got

00:59:04

hit with a rope

00:59:05

and i i punch you

00:59:07

in the shin

00:59:07

ow i pull out

00:59:11

my bottle and

00:59:12

and call forth

00:59:13

neelix the

00:59:15

butler

00:59:15

deus ex

00:59:17

butler

00:59:18

butler

00:59:18

uh you neelix

00:59:22

appears and

00:59:23

he's very

00:59:23

bored as

00:59:24

usual

00:59:24

yes sir

00:59:26

i need you to

00:59:28

fight these

00:59:28

guys can you

00:59:29

do that

00:59:29

is that a

00:59:31

command sir

00:59:32

uh yes

00:59:34

all right

00:59:35

let's see how

00:59:36

well you

00:59:37

commanded him

00:59:38

what i roll

00:59:40

uh so you'll

00:59:42

roll your

00:59:42

command

00:59:43

command

00:59:44

want to use

00:59:45

any of your

00:59:46

special tools

00:59:47

to kind of

00:59:47

help you

00:59:48

you you can

00:59:49

roll an extra

00:59:49

month

00:59:49

you have a

00:59:50

tool you'd

00:59:51

like to use

00:59:51

what tools

00:59:52

uh

00:59:53

oh yeah

00:59:54

are we gonna

00:59:55

say uh

00:59:56

what our loads

00:59:57

are

00:59:57

oh yeah did

00:59:59

you want to

00:59:59

pick a load

00:59:59

at this point

01:00:00

uh

01:00:03

well at this

01:00:04

point i might

01:00:05

as well have a

01:00:05

heavy load

01:00:06

it's just

01:00:07

i have

01:00:08

ever i just

01:00:09

have the same

01:00:09

what i had

01:00:10

last time i

01:00:10

don't think i

01:00:11

did anything

01:00:11

different

01:00:12

well you can

01:00:13

pick light

01:00:13

normal or

01:00:15

heavy but we

01:00:16

don't have to

01:00:16

pick what we

01:00:17

have right

01:00:18

not before

01:00:20

right

01:00:21

because that

01:00:22

would be

01:00:23

planning

01:00:23

right

01:00:25

then i

01:00:28

would like to

01:00:29

be normal

01:00:30

instead of

01:00:30

light

01:00:31

okay

01:00:32

same

01:00:34

yeah i'm

01:00:36

gonna do

01:00:36

normal as

01:00:37

well

01:00:38

all right

01:00:42

what

01:00:43

what

01:00:43

it depends

01:00:45

when you

01:00:46

what you

01:00:46

want to

01:00:46

carry on

01:00:47

you

01:00:47

um at

01:00:48

the time

01:00:49

so like

01:00:50

before you

01:00:51

had two

01:00:51

lightning hooks

01:00:52

and two

01:00:52

spirit or

01:00:53

four spirit

01:00:53

bottles if

01:00:54

you want to

01:00:55

add something

01:00:55

else or get

01:00:56

rid of

01:00:56

something you

01:00:56

can i

01:00:59

don't i'm

01:00:59

fine with

01:01:00

what i got

01:01:00

okay so

01:01:01

you're just

01:01:02

gonna command

01:01:02

them yeah

01:01:03

okay go

01:01:05

whatever your

01:01:05

command is

01:01:06

then and

01:01:07

then just

01:01:07

regular yeah

01:01:09

that's not

01:01:12

good is

01:01:14

that all you

01:01:15

have for

01:01:15

command

01:01:16

i mean it

01:01:19

says captain

01:01:20

i have i

01:01:21

have i

01:01:22

have one

01:01:22

dot

01:01:23

oh for

01:01:24

command

01:01:24

yeah

01:01:25

one dot

01:01:26

for command

01:01:26

should i've

01:01:28

added more

01:01:30

no uh

01:01:32

neelix just

01:01:34

straight up

01:01:34

ghosts you

01:01:35

and he just

01:01:36

disappears and

01:01:37

he goes

01:01:37

sorry sir i'm

01:01:39

not interested

01:01:39

you can handle

01:01:40

this yourself

01:01:41

you got

01:01:41

into this

01:01:42

own situation

01:01:43

and he

01:01:43

just disappears

01:01:44

you damn

01:01:46

dirty ghost

01:01:47

i should have

01:01:48

kept you as a

01:01:48

cabin boy before

01:01:49

i turned you

01:01:50

into a butler

01:01:50

what

01:01:51

one of the

01:01:53

guards is

01:01:54

gonna kind of

01:01:55

give a quick

01:01:55

uh kind of

01:01:57

rush at you

01:01:58

try to grab

01:01:58

your hands

01:01:59

so um

01:02:04

i do have

01:02:05

my rapier

01:02:05

out already

01:02:06

right

01:02:06

uh yes

01:02:08

you do

01:02:08

i am gonna

01:02:09

say you're

01:02:10

gonna take

01:02:10

uh a couple

01:02:11

stress for

01:02:12

that too

01:02:12

because you

01:02:13

really that

01:02:13

was a big

01:02:14

failure

01:02:14

take two

01:02:15

straight

01:02:15

two what

01:02:18

two stress

01:02:18

yeah

01:02:19

okay

01:02:21

whatever

01:02:23

it's gonna be

01:02:25

rigged

01:02:26

it's pirates

01:02:27

now what

01:02:32

chuckles

01:02:33

my ghost

01:02:35

abandoned me

01:02:35

i'm a failure

01:02:37

of a pirate

01:02:38

right now

01:02:38

man

01:02:38

i'm still

01:02:39

on the floor

01:02:41

chuckles

01:02:43

i might have

01:02:43

an existential

01:02:44

crisis right

01:02:45

now

01:02:45

that's fine

01:02:46

what am i

01:02:46

even doing

01:02:47

here

01:02:47

why do i

01:02:48

why do i

01:02:48

even wear

01:02:49

this eye

01:02:49

patch

01:02:49

what am i

01:02:50

even doing

01:02:51

well you're

01:02:51

not wearing

01:02:52

it and

01:02:53

i'm gonna

01:02:53

start because

01:02:54

i'm gonna

01:02:54

roll over

01:02:55

because i was

01:02:55

like on my

01:02:56

back from

01:02:56

having

01:02:57

gotten hit

01:02:57

with the

01:02:57

rope

01:02:58

and start

01:02:59

crawling

01:02:59

like like

01:03:01

trying to

01:03:01

crawl through

01:03:02

people's

01:03:02

legs

01:03:02

towards

01:03:03

um

01:03:04

i guess

01:03:06

the back

01:03:06

of the

01:03:06

ship

01:03:06

i see in

01:03:08

the picture

01:03:08

there's like

01:03:09

a a

01:03:10

door in

01:03:10

between the

01:03:11

two sets

01:03:11

of stairs

01:03:11

i like to

01:03:12

walk towards

01:03:13

that or

01:03:14

i mean

01:03:14

not walk

01:03:15

crawl towards

01:03:15

that

01:03:16

okay

01:03:19

they kind

01:03:20

of uh

01:03:20

just watch

01:03:21

you crawl

01:03:22

away

01:03:22

one of the

01:03:24

other guards

01:03:24

he's gonna

01:03:25

come and

01:03:25

follow you

01:03:25

he's also

01:03:26

gonna try

01:03:26

and grab

01:03:27

you and

01:03:27

kind of

01:03:28

uh

01:03:28

pull you

01:03:29

uh

01:03:29

up to

01:03:30

your feet

01:03:30

they'd like

01:03:31

to take

01:03:31

you

01:03:31

you get

01:03:32

the sense

01:03:32

that they're

01:03:32

trying to

01:03:33

toss you

01:03:33

off the

01:03:33

ship

01:03:33

oh that's

01:03:34

not good

01:03:35

uh

01:03:35

i yeah

01:03:36

i'm trying

01:03:37

to be

01:03:37

somewhat

01:03:38

stealthy

01:03:38

like try

01:03:39

to literally

01:03:39

crawl under

01:03:40

the commotion

01:03:41

you know

01:03:41

like when

01:03:41

they like

01:03:42

when there's

01:03:43

a fire

01:03:43

and you

01:03:43

crawl

01:03:44

because all

01:03:45

the smoke

01:03:45

is high

01:03:47

so you're

01:03:49

gonna like

01:03:49

prowl

01:03:49

uh

01:03:51

one might

01:03:51

call it

01:03:52

that

01:03:52

yeah

01:03:52

yeah

01:03:53

let's uh

01:03:54

let's see

01:03:54

how well

01:03:55

you

01:03:55

I don't

01:04:00

even know

01:04:01

how good

01:04:01

my

01:04:01

prowl

01:04:01

is

01:04:02

oh it's

01:04:03

actually

01:04:03

not bad

01:04:03

i guess

01:04:06

it's

01:04:06

desperate

01:04:06

because you're

01:04:08

a prowler

01:04:09

but no

01:04:10

it's because

01:04:10

we're in the

01:04:11

middle of a

01:04:11

fight i'm

01:04:12

trying to

01:04:12

crawl away

01:04:13

oh it's

01:04:18

you roll

01:04:20

for cap

01:04:20

god damn

01:04:20

it

01:04:21

i wouldn't

01:04:24

have been

01:04:24

able to

01:04:24

crawl away

01:04:25

either

01:04:25

turns out

01:04:26

not much

01:04:32

better

01:04:32

no it was

01:04:33

literally worse

01:04:34

on every

01:04:34

die

01:04:34

yeah

01:04:36

uh

01:04:38

as you

01:04:38

try to

01:04:39

uh

01:04:39

prowl away

01:04:40

the guy

01:04:40

definitely

01:04:40

does catch

01:04:41

you and

01:04:41

kind of

01:04:41

like

01:04:42

picks you

01:04:43

up on

01:04:43

your feet

01:04:44

and he's

01:04:44

got a

01:04:44

good hold

01:04:45

of you

01:04:45

um

01:04:46

you make

01:04:50

when you

01:04:50

pick

01:04:51

can that

01:04:53

be

01:04:53

chuckle's

01:04:54

voice

01:04:54

hey

01:04:55

no

01:04:55

hey

01:04:56

put me

01:04:56

down

01:04:57

i would

01:04:58

like some

01:04:59

cat food

01:05:00

kevner

01:05:02

hey

01:05:04

hey

01:05:04

put me

01:05:07

down

01:05:07

uh

01:05:10

they're

01:05:11

they're

01:05:11

they're

01:05:11

not

01:05:11

gonna

01:05:12

put

01:05:12

you

01:05:12

down

01:05:12

they're

01:05:12

starting

01:05:13

to walk

01:05:14

you up

01:05:14

towards

01:05:14

the other

01:05:14

deck

01:05:15

the other

01:05:16

guy

01:05:16

he uh

01:05:17

the other

01:05:17

guard

01:05:18

he kind

01:05:18

of takes

01:05:18

a lunge

01:05:19

towards you

01:05:19

captain

01:05:20

yeah

01:05:21

i dodge

01:05:24

you dodge

01:05:27

uh

01:05:28

it sounds

01:05:29

like you're

01:05:29

in a

01:05:29

skirmish

01:05:30

so let's

01:05:30

uh

01:05:31

roll your

01:05:31

skirmish

01:05:32

die

01:05:32

see how

01:05:33

that goes

01:05:33

skirmish

01:05:35

oh that's

01:05:37

not good

01:05:38

either

01:05:38

i don't know

01:05:39

what's going

01:05:39

on

01:05:40

why i would

01:05:40

if i can

01:05:41

pull a

01:05:42

fucking rug

01:05:42

and i get

01:05:43

everything

01:05:43

and now

01:05:44

that's

01:05:44

you're not

01:05:46

able to

01:05:47

skirmish

01:05:47

away

01:05:48

you uh

01:05:49

he in

01:05:50

fact grabs

01:05:50

you he

01:05:51

kind of

01:05:51

punches you

01:05:51

in the

01:05:52

stomach

01:05:52

you're

01:05:52

going to

01:05:52

take a

01:05:52

level one

01:05:53

damage

01:05:54

uh

01:05:54

wind

01:05:54

knocked

01:05:55

out

01:05:55

and that

01:05:56

you're

01:05:56

knocked

01:05:57

out

01:05:57

your wind

01:05:57

knocked

01:05:58

out of

01:05:58

you

01:05:58

and uh

01:06:00

both and

01:06:02

are going

01:06:02

to start

01:06:02

walking back

01:06:03

up the

01:06:03

stairs

01:06:04

okay um

01:06:05

can i do

01:06:06

a flashback

01:06:07

yes

01:06:08

okay during

01:06:09

our downtime

01:06:09

i was

01:06:10

well during

01:06:11

the last

01:06:12

job i was

01:06:12

very impressed

01:06:13

with chuckle's

01:06:15

just

01:06:16

picking skills

01:06:17

oh

01:06:18

and so

01:06:20

during our

01:06:21

last break

01:06:21

or our

01:06:22

last downtime

01:06:23

i went up

01:06:24

to him and

01:06:24

i wanted

01:06:24

him to

01:06:25

teach me

01:06:26

the basics

01:06:27

of picking

01:06:28

locks

01:06:28

okay

01:06:30

probably what i

01:06:32

should be doing

01:06:32

right now

01:06:34

uh

01:06:35

are you trying

01:06:40

to like

01:06:40

let dd out

01:06:41

or are you

01:06:41

trying to

01:06:42

undo something

01:06:42

else

01:06:43

i'm trying

01:06:44

to let dd

01:06:44

out

01:06:45

okay uh

01:06:47

it would be

01:06:47

a finesse

01:06:48

roll and

01:06:49

then uh

01:06:49

since uh

01:06:50

chuckles is

01:06:52

the one teaching

01:06:52

you i'll let

01:06:53

you guys do

01:06:53

it together

01:06:54

and whoever

01:06:54

gets the

01:06:55

highest score

01:06:55

we'll go

01:06:55

with that

01:06:56

finesse

01:06:57

and not

01:06:58

tinker

01:06:58

i'm also

01:06:59

i'm also

01:07:00

gonna say

01:07:00

that in

01:07:02

my load

01:07:02

i took

01:07:03

the lock

01:07:04

picking gear

01:07:04

the burglary

01:07:05

kit

01:07:05

okay then

01:07:07

add an

01:07:07

additional

01:07:08

die too

01:07:09

to tinker

01:07:11

or finesse

01:07:12

oh you're

01:07:13

right i'm

01:07:13

sorry it's

01:07:14

tinker

01:07:14

all right

01:07:15

and how

01:07:16

does the

01:07:16

help do

01:07:17

i roll

01:07:17

too

01:07:18

i don't

01:07:18

remember

01:07:18

yeah you're

01:07:20

gonna help

01:07:21

him uh

01:07:21

you taught

01:07:22

him everything

01:07:22

you know

01:07:23

so let's

01:07:23

just see how

01:07:23

well of a

01:07:24

teacher you

01:07:24

are

01:07:24

not

01:07:25

everything

01:07:25

uh risky

01:07:27

not everything

01:07:29

yeah

01:07:31

well

01:07:32

everything

01:07:33

player if you

01:07:38

get a six

01:07:38

then we'll

01:07:41

have a

01:07:41

critical

01:07:41

oh my

01:07:47

god

01:07:48

this is not

01:07:49

good role

01:07:49

well

01:07:49

horrible

01:07:51

teacher but

01:07:51

that's okay

01:07:52

because squish

01:07:53

absorbed it

01:07:53

anyway he's

01:07:54

able to

01:07:55

unlock the

01:07:56

door and

01:07:57

dd just

01:07:57

comes flying

01:07:59

out this

01:08:00

uh three

01:08:01

foot chimpanzee

01:08:02

just starts

01:08:03

barreling down

01:08:04

this uh the

01:08:05

guards at the

01:08:06

front see him

01:08:07

they scream

01:08:08

does it have a

01:08:10

cigarette in

01:08:11

its mouth

01:08:11

yeah

01:08:12

the trail of

01:08:13

smoke behind

01:08:14

where dd was

01:08:15

in his mouth

01:08:19

just

01:08:19

tearing

01:08:21

chimp is

01:08:22

cool

01:08:22

right he

01:08:24

bursts into

01:08:25

the main

01:08:26

room where

01:08:27

squish and

01:08:27

chuckles are

01:08:28

and he just

01:08:30

starts going

01:08:30

literally

01:08:31

apeshit

01:08:32

he's tossing

01:08:34

things off

01:08:34

the wall

01:08:35

he's just

01:08:35

wrecking shit

01:08:36

he is going

01:08:38

nuts he's

01:08:39

screeching the

01:08:39

entire time

01:08:40

monkey noises

01:08:42

everywhere the

01:08:43

guards have

01:08:43

dropped you

01:08:44

now all three

01:08:46

of you are in

01:08:47

the room

01:08:47

together and

01:08:48

the two

01:08:48

guards well

01:08:49

now four

01:08:50

guards are

01:08:51

with you

01:08:52

and dd

01:08:55

and dd

01:08:56

and let me

01:08:58

go grab

01:08:58

dd

01:08:58

you guys are

01:09:02

all in the

01:09:02

room together

01:09:03

the guards are

01:09:04

very much

01:09:05

distracted by

01:09:06

what's going

01:09:06

on uh with

01:09:08

dd

01:09:08

all right

01:09:10

run

01:09:10

i look at

01:09:11

the other two

01:09:11

go let's go

01:09:13

downstairs let's

01:09:14

go to the the

01:09:15

bottom level

01:09:16

quick prowl

01:09:18

wait i mean i

01:09:22

would like to

01:09:23

say we'll

01:09:23

prowl the

01:09:24

bottom floor

01:09:25

can't we just

01:09:26

walk

01:09:26

quick walk

01:09:32

don't run

01:09:34

you guys

01:09:36

escape to the

01:09:37

bottom level

01:09:38

uh while you

01:09:39

while there's

01:09:40

just ruckus

01:09:41

going on

01:09:42

upstairs uh

01:09:43

do you want

01:09:43

to take a

01:09:44

break before

01:09:44

you get to

01:09:44

the bottom

01:09:44

level

01:09:45

yeah because

01:09:46

i want to

01:09:46

pee my

01:09:46

pants

01:09:47

all right

01:09:48

let's go

01:09:49

ahead and

01:09:49

take a

01:09:49

break

01:09:49

okay

01:09:50

that is in

01:09:55

character

01:09:56

oh no

01:09:56

no

01:09:57

are you not

01:10:03

gonna move

01:10:04

me i thought

01:10:07

you were gonna

01:10:07

pee your pants

01:10:08

i was looking at

01:10:09

something

01:10:10

i was looking at

01:10:11

you

01:10:11

i was looking at

01:10:12

you

01:10:13

i was looking at

01:10:14

you

01:10:14

i was looking at

01:10:15

the bottom level

01:10:16

and i was looking at

01:10:16

the bottom level

01:10:17

and i was looking at

01:10:18

the bottom level

01:10:19

and i was looking at

01:10:20

the bottom level

01:10:21

and i was looking at

01:10:22

the bottom level

01:10:23

and i was looking at

01:10:23

the bottom level

01:10:24

and i was looking at

01:10:25

the bottom level

01:10:26

and i was looking at

01:10:27

the bottom level

01:10:28

and i was looking at

01:10:29

the bottom level

01:10:30

and i was looking at

01:10:31

the bottom level

01:10:32

and i was looking at

01:10:33

the bottom level

01:10:34

and i was looking at

01:10:35

the bottom level

01:10:36

and i was looking at

01:10:37

the bottom level

01:10:38

and i was looking at

01:10:39

the bottom level

01:10:41

and i was looking at

01:10:42

the bottom level

01:10:43

and i was looking at

01:10:44

the bottom level

01:10:45

and i was looking at

01:10:46

the bottom level

01:10:47

and i was looking at

01:10:48

the bottom level

01:10:49

and i was looking at

01:10:50

the bottom level

01:10:51

and i was looking at

01:10:52

the bottom level

01:10:53

and i was looking at

01:10:54

the bottom level

01:10:55

and i was looking at

01:10:56

the bottom level

01:10:57

and i was looking at

01:10:58

the bottom level

01:10:59

and i was looking at

01:11:00

the bottom level

01:11:01

and i was looking at

01:11:02

the bottom level

01:11:03

and i was looking at

01:11:04

the bottom level

01:11:05

and i was looking at

01:11:06

the bottom level

01:11:07

and i was looking at

01:11:08

the bottom level

01:11:09

and i was looking at

01:11:09

the bottom level

01:11:10

and i was looking at

01:11:11

the bottom level

01:11:12

and i was looking at

01:11:13

the bottom level

01:11:14

and i was looking at

01:11:15

the bottom level

01:11:16

and i was looking at

01:11:17

the bottom level

01:11:18

and i was looking at

01:11:19

the bottom level

01:11:20

and i was looking at

01:11:21

the bottom level

01:11:22

and i was looking at

01:11:23

the bottom level

01:11:24

and i was looking at

01:11:25

the bottom level

01:11:26

and i was looking at

01:11:27

the bottom level

01:11:29

and i was looking at

01:11:30

the bottom level

01:11:31

and i was looking at

01:11:32

the bottom level

01:11:33

and i was looking at

01:11:34

the bottom level

01:11:35

and i was looking at

01:11:36

the bottom level

01:11:37

and i was looking at

01:11:38

the bottom level

01:11:39

and i was looking at

01:11:40

the bottom level

01:11:41

and i was looking at

01:11:42

the bottom level

01:11:43

and i was looking at

01:11:44

the bottom level

01:11:45

you know i looked up

01:11:46

pictures of uh

01:11:47

smoking cigarettes

01:11:48

and there was a lot

01:11:49

of them sadly

01:11:50

i don't know why

01:11:52

you said sadly

01:11:53

seems like a pretty

01:11:54

cool thing

01:11:55

if i had a pet monkey

01:11:56

it's one of the first

01:11:56

things i teach him

01:11:57

i didn't realize

01:12:00

and how to you know

01:12:02

change his own diaper

01:12:04

yeah i don't know

01:12:24

what happened

01:12:25

like i don't know

01:12:25

if my data crashed

01:12:26

or my phone died

01:12:27

or what

01:12:28

but like

01:12:28

my phone just

01:12:30

like completely

01:12:30

checked it

01:12:31

oh yeah

01:12:33

i don't think

01:12:37

it was the battery

01:12:38

because now the battery

01:12:38

can walk if it's now

01:12:39

Thank you.

01:13:09

Bridge in the dark.

01:13:10

Bridge in the dark.

01:13:14

Holy crap.

01:13:20

I was just looking under my assets.

01:13:24

Or not my assets, my loadout.

01:13:29

I can have a trained hunting pet.

01:13:31

A trained hunting?

01:13:33

Yeah, its name is Dee Dee.

01:13:36

I'm going to make it Dee Dee.

01:13:38

Like, if it's possible.

01:13:41

I was just imagining that the guard was holding me, like, literally over the edge of the boat by my ankles.

01:13:47

And was about to drop me.

01:13:49

And all of a sudden we both looked over our shoulder.

01:13:51

And it was that funky monkey just comes flying out.

01:13:54

Smoking a cigarette.

01:13:56

Smoking a cigarette.

01:13:59

That monkey saved our lives.

01:14:01

That monkey did save your lives.

01:14:05

You know, I didn't realize until later that I named it Dee Dee because I was just like, well, what's a name that's not very obvious for a monkey?

01:14:13

I didn't want it to be like, you know, banana or something.

01:14:15

No.

01:14:16

And then I realized, I was like, that's too always sunny in Philadelphia references.

01:14:22

Zip what?

01:14:24

Dee Dee.

01:14:27

Oh, Dee Dee.

01:14:28

That's too, it's, that's alright.

01:14:30

Wait, who's, no, isn't it just, it's just Dee?

01:14:33

Is it their mother?

01:14:34

Oh, is it just Dee?

01:14:36

I thought her name was Dee Dee.

01:14:37

D'Andra.

01:14:38

What was her parents, their mother, their mother's name?

01:14:43

I don't remember.

01:14:44

D'Andra.

01:14:46

No, that's the name of Dee.

01:14:48

That's Dee's full name.

01:14:50

I don't remember her name.

01:14:51

I thought maybe her, her mom's name was Dee Dee.

01:14:54

When Brandon and I first moved into our apartment, the people downstairs were Kitten and Dion, which are, you know, different names.

01:15:01

And then Dion's mother moved in and Brandon told me her name was D'Andra.

01:15:06

And I believed him.

01:15:08

Until they moved out and I found out her name was Linda.

01:15:11

That's close.

01:15:15

Called her D'Andra for almost two years.

01:15:17

And she didn't say anything?

01:15:19

Yeah, I feel like you got into a lot of trouble just blindly believing what your husband says to you.

01:15:23

I know.

01:15:24

It's a real person.

01:15:26

You gaslighted her.

01:15:28

It was a real, it's a real fun time.

01:15:31

All right.

01:15:37

Well, you guys get downstairs, leaving the ruckus behind you.

01:15:42

You, you, uh, land in the, uh, between the front and middle section of the boat.

01:15:48

So I don't know if you can see my mouse or anything, but like right here.

01:15:51

Um, I lost your cursor.

01:15:55

Whose?

01:15:57

Bridges.

01:16:02

Maybe I was just zoomed in.

01:16:03

Yeah, I guess I didn't see where, where you're pointing.

01:16:10

I'm just going to go with the key.

01:16:13

Kind of like right there.

01:16:15

So, uh, in front of you are all of these boxes.

01:16:20

They're labeled different things, but you, uh, can tell that they're-

01:16:22

Oh, Bridget, you're in, you're in the lower deck.

01:16:24

You haven't moved us to the lower deck.

01:16:25

Maybe that's why.

01:16:27

There you go.

01:16:30

Token vision.

01:16:31

All right.

01:16:32

Oh my.

01:16:36

And that token vision.

01:16:40

Da da da da.

01:16:43

Ooh.

01:16:43

Speaking of token.

01:16:46

That table kind of reminds me of a pot leaf.

01:16:50

Are those escape boats?

01:16:52

Those are pot leaf.

01:16:55

Oh, those are missiles.

01:16:56

It's a smuggling boat.

01:17:01

Smuggling.

01:17:01

A smuggling boat.

01:17:03

Yeah, what?

01:17:06

I think those are hammocks.

01:17:07

That makes more sense than the escape boats being on the bottom deck.

01:17:13

Yeah, so you guys get to the second level or the third level, the bottom level of the ship.

01:17:22

And, uh, you can see all the cargo in front of you.

01:17:25

You can also see there are four guards there as well, walking around, making patrols.

01:17:30

They haven't seen you.

01:17:31

Uh, you guys were able to sneak in behind a couple of boxes.

01:17:36

Uh, but there are four of them.

01:17:38

All right.

01:17:41

I say we just kill these guys.

01:17:42

Yeah, that's your answer to everything.

01:17:45

That's not true.

01:17:47

My last answer was unleashing a smoking monkey.

01:17:50

Yeah.

01:17:51

And you're welcome for that, by the way.

01:17:54

I had it figured out.

01:17:56

You were about to be kicked off the boat.

01:17:59

I, you don't even know what I was going to do.

01:18:02

I was going to bust out.

01:18:05

Bust out of what?

01:18:07

Everything.

01:18:08

You got tangled up in a rope that you threw.

01:18:10

You weren't there for that.

01:18:12

Captain told me, though.

01:18:14

You told him?

01:18:16

As you were walking on the ladder.

01:18:18

Wait till I tell you what's going to do.

01:18:22

While we're going down the stairs.

01:18:25

Well, I'm being all brave.

01:18:28

He's running away with a rope around his legs.

01:18:31

I was going to come back.

01:18:32

You literally went crawling away.

01:18:36

You weren't there for that either.

01:18:38

Captain told me.

01:18:40

You told him that, too?

01:18:42

I didn't run.

01:18:42

Hey, you know what?

01:18:44

Flashback down the stairs.

01:18:46

When Captain told me everything.

01:18:47

That's how that function works, isn't it?

01:18:53

It is not how it's supposed to be used.

01:18:57

All right.

01:18:58

So we're in a room right now.

01:19:03

And no one is, like, pounding on the door yet, right?

01:19:06

No.

01:19:09

You kind of skipped or escaped unnoticed.

01:19:12

Plus, there's the monkey upstairs.

01:19:13

And they hear the ruckus upstairs.

01:19:16

But they're not focused on that.

01:19:18

There's this patrolling this bottom deck.

01:19:21

Can I look around this floor or this section of the boat?

01:19:28

You can see ahead of you, which is filled with cargo.

01:19:31

Behind you, they look like sleeping quarters.

01:19:33

I see.

01:19:35

If you want to study and see anything else, you definitely could.

01:19:41

Are there any labels on the cargo ahead of us?

01:19:46

You can see that they're labeled, but you do have to either get closer or kind of strain yourself to see what they say.

01:19:58

Okay.

01:19:59

I would like to get a little closer to see what the labels say on the boxes.

01:20:07

Okay.

01:20:09

Do you want to, like, prowl a little closer just to see what they say?

01:20:12

Yes.

01:20:13

Because it would mean walking into that main room enough that you could possibly be seeing.

01:20:18

I mean, preferably, I'd like to tinker my way into seeing it.

01:20:21

But I'm not sure that makes any sense.

01:20:23

I'm pretty good at prowling.

01:20:25

Two or three?

01:20:27

Two.

01:20:28

I'm two, too.

01:20:30

Oh.

01:20:30

One, two.

01:20:33

Crawl away.

01:20:34

All right.

01:20:36

All right.

01:20:44

Hey.

01:20:44

Look at that.

01:20:45

You could get kind of close to, you climb closer to the cargo bays or just cargo boxes.

01:20:55

Nobody's seen you at this point.

01:20:57

And you can see that this box closest to the front of the, or I'm sorry, the back of the shift, the aft, right over here.

01:21:06

Here, I'll put a guard right on top.

01:21:07

That is the caviar.

01:21:11

Oh, okay.

01:21:13

It says Leviathan caviar.

01:21:16

Oh, the good caviar.

01:21:18

The best.

01:21:20

I found caviar.

01:21:24

Where is it?

01:21:28

It's in a box.

01:21:31

Oh, we gotta get it out of here.

01:21:33

Well, I don't, I don't know that part yet.

01:21:38

So we have to distract the guards.

01:21:50

Oh, me?

01:21:51

Yes.

01:21:54

I'm more of the lock picking type.

01:21:57

Can we distract them by picking a lock?

01:22:01

Can I try compelling my ghost again?

01:22:04

And do you run off?

01:22:05

He dissipated, but he's still in his bottle.

01:22:12

You'd have to bring him out again.

01:22:13

Am I allowed to bring him out?

01:22:15

Or I thought it was only once a time.

01:22:16

Yeah, it is only once.

01:22:18

Okay.

01:22:19

So I can't do it?

01:22:20

No.

01:22:21

Oh, fuck.

01:22:22

He's not interested, sir.

01:22:24

But there are, you could try to attune to other ghosts, possibly on the ship.

01:22:31

I'm attuning.

01:22:35

Attuning.

01:22:37

Hold on, let's get attuned here.

01:22:42

I can't attune a piano.

01:22:43

But you can attune a fish.

01:22:45

All right.

01:22:48

How do I attune?

01:22:49

One string.

01:22:50

Me?

01:22:52

Yes.

01:22:53

It's a little Dave joke.

01:22:56

Two string.

01:22:59

Attune.

01:23:00

Five string.

01:23:05

You're not the GM anymore, Andy.

01:23:07

Can I add a modifier?

01:23:09

Are you using anything additional to help you attune?

01:23:13

My magic eye patch.

01:23:16

You're what now?

01:23:18

I have it written down.

01:23:22

I just didn't know.

01:23:23

You didn't even have an eye patch before tonight.

01:23:28

This one's magic.

01:23:30

I thought we talked about this, Bridget.

01:23:35

Oh, are you talking about one of your items?

01:23:37

Yeah.

01:23:38

What's my item?

01:23:39

Where's my items?

01:23:40

I thought I wrote it down.

01:23:42

I don't remember where it's at.

01:23:43

It's mostly one of my items is a fine spirit mask.

01:23:47

I've turned that into my eye patch.

01:23:50

And that is actually in the paper right there.

01:23:54

Fine spirit mask.

01:23:57

It's not on my paper.

01:23:59

Mask.

01:24:04

Okay.

01:24:04

Yeah.

01:24:04

Give yourself an extra plus one.

01:24:07

But that counts as one of your items.

01:24:10

That's fine.

01:24:11

Do I lose it after I use it?

01:24:14

No, you can still use it.

01:24:16

I'm just saying it counts as one of your items.

01:24:17

That's fair.

01:24:18

Mask away.

01:24:19

Your eye patch is consumed.

01:24:27

As you look around, you do see three other ghosts kind of mulling about.

01:24:32

There's one that's just mopping in the corner, just really quietly, just kind of mopping.

01:24:39

The old cabin boy.

01:24:43

There's one you can kind of see at the aft of the ship.

01:24:46

And he's like banging on the door.

01:24:48

And he's like, let me in there.

01:24:49

Let me in.

01:24:51

And then there's one just kind of sitting on one of the cargo boxes, just lazing about.

01:24:58

They all look like they're just general sailors, not like professional Navy men or anything, but not quite pirates either.

01:25:06

They're just, you know, your normal, regular looking folk.

01:25:08

But they're dead.

01:25:09

You can't interact with it.

01:25:11

Well, you can, but they're dead.

01:25:13

They're very much ghostly.

01:25:15

So I'm using my turn, though, so I can't do anything with them yet until the next turn?

01:25:19

Yeah.

01:25:22

Okay.

01:25:22

Continue.

01:25:24

Do we have turns?

01:25:25

No turns, though.

01:25:27

Yeah, I was going to say, there's not really a turn.

01:25:29

You would have to do another action to command them or do anything with them.

01:25:33

Oh, well, then I'll compel them to make a distraction.

01:25:36

What do you tell them to do?

01:25:38

What about the one who wants to get out?

01:25:41

He looks like a nice fellow that might cause a distraction if I compel him to.

01:25:45

That lazy guy.

01:25:47

I got to tell you, he's not going to do shit.

01:25:49

But this one guy, he's a go-getter.

01:25:51

I can tell.

01:25:52

What about the sweeper?

01:25:52

He wants out.

01:25:53

What?

01:25:54

The sweeper?

01:25:55

I mean, do you really want to go for the sweeper?

01:25:58

I mean, he's probably very busy.

01:25:59

Oh, I'm not really in this conversation in character.

01:26:04

Because you're doing all this.

01:26:05

I'm letting the one guy go crazy.

01:26:09

I'm letting the one ghost who goes crazy out.

01:26:11

Okay.

01:26:14

Yeah.

01:26:14

So he's at the front of the ship and he's just like, or the back of the ship, sorry, the aft.

01:26:17

And he's just banging on a door.

01:26:19

And he's like, let me out.

01:26:21

All right.

01:26:24

How do I compel him out?

01:26:26

That would be a command.

01:26:28

Roll.

01:26:30

All right.

01:26:31

I'm going to command it.

01:26:32

And it's regular?

01:26:33

Yeah.

01:26:35

Of course.

01:26:41

So tell me how you tried to command him.

01:26:43

Hey, you ghost.

01:26:46

Behind the door.

01:26:47

Help us out.

01:26:51

The ghost completely ignores you.

01:26:53

The ghost completely ignores you.

01:26:53

However, the guards did hear you and have kind of turned to see what's going on.

01:26:57

Why do I know?

01:26:59

I wanted to talk to the ghosts.

01:27:01

All right.

01:27:01

I swear I get this right.

01:27:03

Ghosts are not people.

01:27:04

People are not ghosts.

01:27:05

Who are you talking to?

01:27:07

Chimney sweep.

01:27:08

Sweeper.

01:27:09

I compel you.

01:27:10

I compel you.

01:27:12

Do it again.

01:27:15

Okay.

01:27:15

Do you want to use any of your items?

01:27:17

You're probably close enough to the chimney sweep if you wanted to, like, use anything special on him.

01:27:24

I don't really have any special items.

01:27:27

Yeah.

01:27:28

Well, the point of the mode is you don't set it up beforehand.

01:27:32

You can pick it.

01:27:34

You can pick it right now.

01:27:35

Like those lightning hooks that are also on your page?

01:27:39

Yeah.

01:27:40

I already have one.

01:27:42

Yeah, but no, no, no.

01:27:43

You don't.

01:27:44

It's not like your bag is sent.

01:27:46

So you just say, hey.

01:27:49

It's kind of like a flashback.

01:27:50

I packed this.

01:27:52

So I'm going to use this right now.

01:27:55

Right.

01:27:56

But I don't have anything I want to use that's going to help, I don't think.

01:27:58

You can make something up.

01:28:01

Your lightning hooks that you have?

01:28:04

Yeah.

01:28:05

They're not in your bag until you say they're in your bag.

01:28:08

Yeah, but what can I use with those, though?

01:28:12

Hold on.

01:28:13

Let me pull it up.

01:28:14

No, just make something up.

01:28:16

Well, you have.

01:28:17

I mean, there's a list of things that you can have in your load.

01:28:20

Yeah.

01:28:20

At least on the sheet.

01:28:21

I mean.

01:28:22

I have a list of items, and I have like three items I've sketched in that I have brought with

01:28:26

me that I thought I was supposed to have with me.

01:28:28

But I guess what we're saying is you can pick one of those that you could just retroactively

01:28:34

have in your load, if there's anything in that list that you could use.

01:28:38

I mean, I don't think there's anything that's going to enhance my compelling of this ghost

01:28:46

to cause a distraction.

01:28:48

So let's just say you have a bag of ashes or something that you throw on the floor to

01:28:55

get the chimney sweep to go over there and clean that up.

01:28:58

Yeah.

01:28:58

You know, like that kind of stuff.

01:29:00

You do have a lightning hook, which actually can grab them and force them into positions.

01:29:07

Oh, lightning hooks can do that?

01:29:10

Yeah, a lightning hook is a long two-handed pole suitable for grappling a spirit and dragging

01:29:15

it into a spirit bottle.

01:29:17

I don't want a fucking sweeper for my mind.

01:29:20

I don't need that.

01:29:22

It's like going out there and buying.

01:29:25

First thing you see is you get a fucking Pidgey.

01:29:27

You know, I don't need that or a Rattatat.

01:29:30

Who wants that kind of Pokemon?

01:29:31

You're not a ghost hoarder.

01:29:34

You're a ghost pirate.

01:29:37

Yeah.

01:29:39

Okay.

01:29:40

So let's just compel him.

01:29:43

Go ahead and keep compelling him or commanding him again.

01:29:45

Hey.

01:29:48

Yeah.

01:29:49

Yeah.

01:29:50

Sweep me, baby.

01:29:51

The ghost kind of like looks around and he's like.

01:29:57

And he kind of looks around the room and at all the items on the walls.

01:30:08

And he goes up to where there's like netting along the walls or rope.

01:30:12

And he starts kind of like using his broom and like moving them about and making some ruckus

01:30:19

up there.

01:30:20

It's not a lot of noise, but it's definitely got the guards attention.

01:30:23

And they kind of all start.

01:30:24

And they kind of start.

01:30:24

Two of them start walking over to the side to start staring at this.

01:30:28

Netting that just started magically moving.

01:30:34

You guys ever see that South Park episode where the boys get mad at Cartman for eating all

01:30:38

the chicken skins off of their KFC.

01:30:40

So they pretend he's they just ignore him and he thinks he's dead.

01:30:43

So he thinks they think he thinks he's absolutely dead.

01:30:46

Right.

01:30:47

But the only person.

01:30:48

And so the rest of the school starts ignoring him.

01:30:50

And except for Butters.

01:30:52

And so Butters thinks he's a medium to seeing ghosts.

01:30:54

And so at the end of it, there's like this hostage situation.

01:30:57

And Cartman goes in and he's just like shaking things like.

01:31:00

What?

01:31:02

That's exactly what's happening.

01:31:04

Yeah.

01:31:05

And the guys are like, I'm so confused.

01:31:08

What's going on?

01:31:09

Do you see this?

01:31:12

Is this happening?

01:31:13

So that's what this guy's doing, huh?

01:31:17

Great.

01:31:18

Fantastic.

01:31:18

Get in there and compel him.

01:31:20

He's been compelled.

01:31:24

All right.

01:31:25

Can I see what what the other crates are labeled?

01:31:28

Sure.

01:31:30

Do you want to like sneak forward or just kind of strain yourself to?

01:31:32

Study them.

01:31:33

I'll I'll crawl forward.

01:31:35

Okay.

01:31:36

Shouldn't I already know that, though?

01:31:39

You just knew the one.

01:31:41

Okay.

01:31:42

Risky.

01:31:44

I mean, you could have seen the other ones.

01:31:47

Yeah.

01:31:47

Did you look at the other ones?

01:31:48

Well, I was trying to find.

01:31:50

I mean, I would have as soon as I saw the caviar, I would have stopped looking.

01:31:53

If that happened to be the first box I looked at.

01:31:55

I don't know.

01:31:56

Yeah.

01:31:57

But yeah.

01:31:58

So you see the other boxes.

01:31:59

Yeah.

01:32:01

So in one of the boxes, it just says potatoes.

01:32:04

The other are tomatoes.

01:32:05

The other one says tomatoes.

01:32:07

And then there's a third one that just says rutabaga.

01:32:11

What is that?

01:32:15

Rutabaga.

01:32:15

It's a root vegetable.

01:32:19

It's a very starchy.

01:32:22

I thought it was like a car.

01:32:23

Wasn't that a car?

01:32:23

No.

01:32:25

Is that a car?

01:32:26

That's a Studebaker.

01:32:27

I thought that.

01:32:30

No.

01:32:30

What's the one that's like an RV?

01:32:35

Isn't that a Winnebago?

01:32:38

Close.

01:32:41

Is that a bit that you're doing?

01:32:42

No.

01:32:45

He's talking to ghosts.

01:32:46

My response was also in character.

01:32:49

All right.

01:32:53

So you guys took the arugula.

01:32:54

Arugula.

01:32:58

I actually would like to throw some rutabaga.

01:33:01

Into what?

01:33:04

Into what?

01:33:06

To try to distract the other two guards.

01:33:09

So by like this, like this area, by the other nets.

01:33:14

I want to hit the other nets with it.

01:33:17

Okay.

01:33:17

So they think the nets are haunted.

01:33:19

Sure.

01:33:22

I think that's kind of cool.

01:33:23

Haunted so someone doesn't get tangled in them again.

01:33:28

Excuse me.

01:33:29

I feel like that was directed towards me.

01:33:32

It was directly directed towards you.

01:33:35

Could happen to any of us.

01:33:38

Sure.

01:33:38

I think it's kind of the finesse of it, right?

01:33:41

To get them in the right position.

01:33:43

Yeah.

01:33:44

All right.

01:33:45

Let's see.

01:33:46

I like it.

01:33:49

You shouldn't.

01:33:51

She likes it.

01:33:53

Take it.

01:33:55

So you talk the rutabaga into the net.

01:34:00

And the guards kind of start wandering over.

01:34:04

But they're also starting.

01:34:05

You kind of miss as you do so.

01:34:07

And they can kind of see that it is a rutabaga.

01:34:10

They pick it up off the ground.

01:34:12

They're like, what the hell?

01:34:14

And they are.

01:34:15

They're starting to.

01:34:16

They're a little bit more suspicious.

01:34:18

And they're starting to like.

01:34:19

Look around some more.

01:34:21

It didn't scare them.

01:34:23

Do any of these crates say tobacco specifically for monkeys?

01:34:33

Monkey tobacco?

01:34:34

You know what?

01:34:38

If you study.

01:34:39

If you study.

01:34:39

And you roll successful.

01:34:41

Then yes.

01:34:42

And I'll let you have the rutabaga.

01:34:44

Or have the tobacco.

01:34:46

I did not.

01:34:49

No.

01:34:50

No monkey tobacco.

01:34:52

No monkey tobacco.

01:34:54

No monkey tobacco.

01:34:55

At least none that you can see.

01:35:01

The caviar is over here.

01:35:11

And I point to the box.

01:35:14

Oh yeah.

01:35:16

The crate.

01:35:17

You guys got to grab it and go.

01:35:19

We never established how much.

01:35:22

We got to grab it and go.

01:35:23

Caviar there is.

01:35:25

Yeah all of it.

01:35:26

Just start stuffing your fucking pockets full of caviar.

01:35:29

Well then you're going to have to take out your onion.

01:35:33

I got to keep one.

01:35:37

One?

01:35:39

Yeah.

01:35:40

You have multiple onions?

01:35:42

Yeah.

01:35:43

You never know when you're going to need some onions.

01:35:45

Stuff some caviar.

01:35:48

Let's prowl over there and try to.

01:35:51

I take one.

01:35:51

I take one.

01:35:52

I take a handful of onions out of my pocket.

01:35:56

And I stick one in my hat.

01:35:58

And then just drop the rest.

01:36:03

And I drop the rest.

01:36:04

Why are you guys pocketing the caviar?

01:36:10

Let's just pick it up.

01:36:11

Pick up the box and go.

01:36:12

It's a big box.

01:36:15

Yeah.

01:36:16

That's right.

01:36:16

I want to know like how much is there.

01:36:19

It's a two person crate.

01:36:22

Crate.

01:36:23

So it's.

01:36:24

It's about.

01:36:25

I would say knee high.

01:36:26

And probably like two feet long.

01:36:29

So it's.

01:36:29

It's big enough that maybe two of you.

01:36:32

Could work together and lift it.

01:36:33

And maneuver it.

01:36:34

But one person definitely couldn't.

01:36:36

All right.

01:36:39

I guess maybe we shouldn't start off with desperation.

01:36:41

And I pick up the.

01:36:43

The onions and put them back in my pocket.

01:36:45

And let's.

01:36:46

Let's.

01:36:48

Let's try carrying this crate out.

01:36:50

I guess at first.

01:36:51

I mean.

01:36:51

Now that.

01:36:52

Well.

01:36:52

Well.

01:36:53

What if we.

01:36:54

What if we pick it up and then try to.

01:36:57

Throw it out.

01:36:58

Of.

01:36:59

A porthole.

01:37:00

That's a good.

01:37:01

That's a good question.

01:37:02

Does caviar float.

01:37:05

And my guess would probably be no.

01:37:07

I mean.

01:37:08

It is part of a fish.

01:37:09

Whale.

01:37:10

But it's got air in the box.

01:37:12

And the box is made of wood.

01:37:14

And.

01:37:15

Which also floats.

01:37:17

And wood is buoyant.

01:37:18

It all floats.

01:37:19

Yeah.

01:37:20

Let's.

01:37:20

Let's just.

01:37:21

Let's just toss it overboard.

01:37:22

Hope for the best.

01:37:23

No.

01:37:23

Let's not do that.

01:37:25

Let's carry it.

01:37:26

I mean.

01:37:30

We do have to go back up.

01:37:32

Yes.

01:37:33

But.

01:37:34

We have.

01:37:36

There is a raging chimpanzee.

01:37:38

Yeah.

01:37:39

With a.

01:37:39

Serious need for nicotine right now.

01:37:42

And I'm assuming you guys are.

01:37:44

I thought you wanted him as your friend.

01:37:45

Yeah.

01:37:45

I'm assuming you guys had some.

01:37:46

Some type of bond.

01:37:47

Let's go get that monkey for you.

01:37:51

Yeah.

01:37:52

He didn't really.

01:37:53

Respond too well to me.

01:37:55

Listen friend.

01:37:56

I've captured a lot of ghosts in my day.

01:37:58

And it's.

01:37:59

If it's anything like that.

01:38:01

You've got to.

01:38:01

Give it some slack.

01:38:03

Then reel it in.

01:38:04

Then give it some slack.

01:38:05

Then reel it in.

01:38:07

Were any of the ghosts.

01:38:08

And reel it in.

01:38:09

You pirated.

01:38:10

A chimpanzee ghost.

01:38:12

I mean a few butlers.

01:38:14

What is the difference.

01:38:15

Between a.

01:38:16

Oh no.

01:38:16

Between a chimp and a ghost.

01:38:18

They're basically the same.

01:38:19

You know.

01:38:21

That is classist.

01:38:22

Sir.

01:38:23

You can't really talk to him.

01:38:24

Right.

01:38:25

And.

01:38:26

Unpredictable.

01:38:27

His whole.

01:38:30

His whole shtick is that he can't talk to them.

01:38:32

Right.

01:38:33

He can.

01:38:34

But other people can't.

01:38:35

That's what I'm just saying.

01:38:35

It's like ghosts and chimps are one and the same.

01:38:38

Basically.

01:38:39

Yeah.

01:38:40

Yeah.

01:38:40

Basically.

01:38:40

You know.

01:38:41

They're all the same.

01:38:42

More or less.

01:38:42

All right.

01:38:43

I'm just saying.

01:38:43

The reel it in.

01:38:45

Pull it back thing.

01:38:46

Might be worth a shot.

01:38:47

All right.

01:38:50

Captain.

01:38:50

Keep those nets a shaking.

01:38:52

While we go.

01:38:53

Sneak over.

01:38:54

Pick up this crate.

01:38:55

No.

01:38:57

You.

01:38:57

No.

01:38:58

The ghosts.

01:38:58

I'm a jiggling.

01:39:00

And the.

01:39:01

And the rutabagas.

01:39:02

Ghost.

01:39:04

Keep jiggling.

01:39:08

That was in my head.

01:39:09

That was in the ghost field.

01:39:12

Well, no.

01:39:15

We don't.

01:39:16

Do we need a prowl?

01:39:17

Uh.

01:39:20

Yes.

01:39:21

No, no, no.

01:39:21

If you want to go.

01:39:22

No, no, no.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:23

If you want to go.

01:39:24

If you want to go.

01:39:24

If you want to go.

01:39:25

If you want to go.

01:39:25

If you want to go.

01:39:25

If you want to go.

01:39:26

If you want to go.

01:39:27

If you want to go.

01:39:27

If you want to go.

01:39:27

If you want to go.

01:39:28

Yeah.

01:39:29

I guess we don't want to be chased on both sides.

01:39:33

Yeah.

01:39:34

And we're both pretty good at prowl.

01:39:36

And we're both pretty good at prowl.

01:39:38

All right.

01:39:40

Fine.

01:39:41

Let's.

01:39:41

Let's prowl.

01:39:43

I guess.

01:39:43

Let's prowl.

01:39:45

Let's prowl.

01:39:46

Yeah.

01:39:48

So.

01:39:48

Go ahead.

01:39:50

Do you have an option to do like a team role or.

01:39:53

If we do.

01:39:55

I don't know.

01:39:55

We picked up.

01:39:56

We picked up something that if I roll a six and he rolls a six.

01:40:01

It's a critical success.

01:40:03

Otherwise it's the highest die.

01:40:05

Okay.

01:40:06

What is that from?

01:40:07

Is that just the rules?

01:40:08

We picked up one of our.

01:40:10

One.

01:40:11

When.

01:40:11

Oh,

01:40:11

that's right.

01:40:12

We're upgraded.

01:40:13

I remember.

01:40:14

Work as a team or something.

01:40:16

Yeah.

01:40:16

It's.

01:40:17

You're right.

01:40:19

That's right.

01:40:20

Although my crew.

01:40:21

She doesn't say it.

01:40:22

It probably.

01:40:24

It probably says it on.

01:40:25

Bitch boys or whatever.

01:40:27

Our name is.

01:40:28

Is that.

01:40:30

Is that.

01:40:31

So.

01:40:31

Did we choose.

01:40:33

Bitch.

01:40:34

No.

01:40:35

No.

01:40:35

You're shadow.

01:40:37

Shadows.

01:40:39

Don't lie.

01:40:42

You love that.

01:40:42

No,

01:40:43

I hate it.

01:40:43

Yeah.

01:40:45

So we're synchronized in this.

01:40:50

Oh,

01:40:51

yeah.

01:40:51

When you perform a group action,

01:40:53

you may count multiple sixes from different roles as a critical success.

01:40:56

Whatever that means.

01:40:57

Yes.

01:40:58

What.

01:40:59

Exactly what it means.

01:41:00

If you roll.

01:41:00

Twice.

01:41:02

Are you.

01:41:02

Everyone rules.

01:41:03

You count all the sixes.

01:41:05

Yeah.

01:41:05

Do we get a bonus for them being distracted by the nets?

01:41:08

Or the root.

01:41:09

Yeah.

01:41:10

So one more D.

01:41:12

I would say.

01:41:13

Yeah.

01:41:14

Each get one more D.

01:41:15

You're about to say two though.

01:41:16

Yeah.

01:41:18

You know what?

01:41:19

You're distracting them on both sides.

01:41:20

So you can have two.

01:41:21

Oh,

01:41:21

okay.

01:41:21

Oh,

01:41:23

do you want me to roll another one?

01:41:24

Why did you only.

01:41:26

Why do you keep rolling for the captain?

01:41:28

It doesn't matter.

01:41:29

I got a six.

01:41:30

You got a two.

01:41:32

What?

01:41:33

And a six.

01:41:34

Oh,

01:41:35

no.

01:41:35

All right.

01:41:36

Wait.

01:41:39

Just because I had the captain.

01:41:40

Selected.

01:41:42

I tried to figure out how to turn that off,

01:41:45

but.

01:41:45

I couldn't figure it out.

01:41:46

All right.

01:41:54

Success.

01:41:55

See,

01:41:56

now there was a six.

01:41:57

Wait.

01:41:59

Yeah.

01:42:00

You crawl.

01:42:00

You crawl.

01:42:02

You prowl.

01:42:02

Behind the.

01:42:03

The guards who don't see you.

01:42:05

They're too distracted by rutabagas and rustling.

01:42:08

Uh,

01:42:09

ropes.

01:42:09

Mostly.

01:42:10

And you pick up.

01:42:10

Mostly rutabagas.

01:42:13

Uh,

01:42:14

and,

01:42:14

uh,

01:42:15

you pick up the,

01:42:16

uh,

01:42:16

the crate.

01:42:17

Uh,

01:42:17

it's not so heavy that it's painful,

01:42:20

like for both of you to hold,

01:42:21

but it's definitely not.

01:42:22

You,

01:42:23

you only two people,

01:42:24

two people definitely need to be,

01:42:25

uh,

01:42:26

holding up the whole thing.

01:42:27

Carrying the whole thing.

01:42:30

All right.

01:42:32

So do we go back upstairs?

01:42:33

To face.

01:42:37

DD,

01:42:37

the,

01:42:38

the boss,

01:42:39

the boss of this level.

01:42:40

No,

01:42:44

we're going to have to jump over barrels.

01:42:46

My,

01:42:47

uh,

01:42:47

my,

01:42:48

my,

01:42:48

my trained hunting pet.

01:42:50

Uh,

01:42:54

well,

01:42:55

yeah,

01:42:55

I feel like we walk,

01:42:56

we walk you crab rock back at least where we were.

01:42:59

Should we try to go back up?

01:43:04

Unless if you want to throw it out,

01:43:06

we're not throwing it out.

01:43:08

Into the water.

01:43:11

No,

01:43:11

I feel like that's a desperation move.

01:43:13

If we got to,

01:43:15

we'll do it.

01:43:15

but I think best case scenario,

01:43:16

we just walk out of here.

01:43:18

No one notices.

01:43:19

And we go about our ways.

01:43:21

We can all keep our onions.

01:43:22

Everyone's going to notice us.

01:43:25

We don't know that yet though.

01:43:27

Not if you use the monkey.

01:43:30

Use the monkey.

01:43:32

Squish.

01:43:33

Everybody do the monkey.

01:43:35

Use the monkey.

01:43:38

Squish.

01:43:41

I have not a ghost you can command.

01:43:43

Squish.

01:43:44

It is the monkey.

01:43:46

He's an ape.

01:43:49

First off.

01:43:51

All right.

01:43:52

I don't think that's true though.

01:43:53

Monkeys.

01:43:55

These are apes.

01:43:55

Monkey.

01:43:56

Why did you learn so much about monkeys?

01:44:00

Anthropology.

01:44:02

So why are you high school?

01:44:03

Squish went to high school?

01:44:09

Yes.

01:44:10

He went to school high.

01:44:11

Whoa.

01:44:13

That's a great response to that.

01:44:18

Almost seems like a good spot

01:44:24

to kind of put a pin in it.

01:44:26

You guys have the cargo.

01:44:27

The caviar cargo,

01:44:29

but you're not quite sure

01:44:30

how to get it off deck yet.

01:44:32

Thank you.

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