S03E03:

Season 3, Episode 3
April 18, 2023

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Welcome to you, John Fort.

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It's awfully devoid of junk.

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It's made of junk.

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This is less junk, more fort.

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All of our junk was used to make the fort, dude.

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Oh, so the junk talks about what the fort is made of?

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The junk, it ties the room together, literally.

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Oh, I need my fucking notebook.

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I need my notes.

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By the lack of a cozy fire, we got some housekeeping to do.

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So you guys, congratulations.

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You survived.

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Really?

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I feel like you did pretty good.

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Yeah, you know, it was our first time out.

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Well, you did great.

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So now you're a crew.

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So you guys get to upgrade some shit.

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You ready?

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Would you say we scored?

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I would say you guys.

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Yeah, we scored.

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Okay, so first off, you guys can add one plus one to every prowess action that you have.

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Prowess?

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Prowess, yeah.

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So if you look at like the actions, they're categorized.

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ones like insight, prowess, resolve.

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You can add one to any that are under prowess.

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So I still have that circle?

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Yep.

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Pick one.

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Doesn't matter.

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Oh, under prowess.

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Okay, I see.

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I'll add.

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Yeah, and you don't have to pick one.

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Every single one.

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Just one.

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Oh, just one?

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Just one.

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Oh, man.

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I don't know what I should say.

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Should we coordinate?

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Yes, we're all getting wrecked.

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You're just going to be a bunch of bullies.

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Adding.

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I'm going with wrecked.

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Getting wrecked over here.

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How many wrecked do you have?

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I have two.

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I have nothing.

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So I have to add wrecked.

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I mean, you don't have to.

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I did.

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There's a point in the episode last week where I was like,

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Boo, should I throw this powder at the ghost?

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He said, well, you already did it.

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I was like, oh.

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All right, I'm going to take finesse then.

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All right.

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What's skirmish again?

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Skirmish is like fighting close up.

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Oh, okay.

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What's wrecked again, just so I'm clear?

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Wrecked is more just like going in and smashing shit up.

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Like with no care.

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There's no skill.

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It's just I'm going to just cause destruction.

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Like when I flipped the table last week.

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Yeah.

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So like skirmish would be great if you're like in hand-to-hand combat.

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Wrecked is good if you just want to like bust through the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

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All right.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, wait.

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No, that's the macho man.

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Oh, yeah.

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I bet he got wrecked too.

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Oh, yeah.

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When you hit that tree.

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That's how he died.

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All right.

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That's how he died?

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Yeah.

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He had a heart attack while he was driving his Jeep and he crashed into a tree.

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The Kool-Aid man?

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No, the Kool-Aid man famously was not a person.

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I took finesse.

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Wait.

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I took finesse.

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I know, but I was just trying to think of a little bit of coordination, but that's fine, Andy, if you want to be selfish.

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Well, skirmish as a hunter, as a hound, I shouldn't really be in hand-to-hand combat.

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Let me add this on there before you guys get too like dead set.

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You also get to add one to Prowl, Finesse, and Tinker or Tinker.

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One of those three.

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Oh.

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And you can have a maximum of three in that row.

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So if you already have three Tinker, you can't add another Tinker.

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You have to pick one of the other ones.

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So maybe that'll go into your consideration.

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All right.

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What?

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So we get two pluses, one to Prowl us and one to...

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Prowl, Finesse, or Tinker.

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Prowl, Finesse, or Tinker.

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I guess I'll take Prowl then.

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What's Finesse again?

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Finesse is like being able to do things easily with your hands, but not in like a mechanical way.

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Like lockpicking.

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Not lockpicking.

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Like pickpocketing.

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Oh, I'm going to...

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Yeah, I'll do that one.

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There you go.

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Got it.

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I'm going to instead take two Prowl.

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I'll be a Prowler.

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You'll be a little Prowler.

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The night Prowler.

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The night Prowler.

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He sleeps in the day.

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Night Prowler.

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His name is really gay.

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Hey, we don't say that anymore.

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Fair.

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We're learning so much together.

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I was a pirate.

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I was just telling Bridget earlier today how much I've learned from Sarn Turbo.

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Yeah, his whole understanding of like the gender spectrum comes from Sarn, so...

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That's good.

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I'm glad Sarn Turbo can help you.

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All right, so...

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Your other upgrades, your lair is hidden, so nobody can find it that easy, which is nice in case you ever were attacked.

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But that wouldn't happen.

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Never.

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You also get...

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A foreshadow or a threat?

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Yes.

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And then you get to pick one of the following, so I'm just going to kind of go through them.

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Ghost Echoes, you get to see the occults better.

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You would be able to interact with them at a higher...

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With a better advantage.

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You can steal stuff.

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You get an extra bonus when you roll to acquire an asset, so if you wanted to buy something, you get a little boost there.

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Better engagement roll.

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You know what?

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I'll take a picture of this and send it to you guys, because you probably do want to look at this.

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So we'll figure that out next time.

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What's it called?

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What is this?

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So your crew gets another special ability.

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You've already picked one.

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Oh, nice.

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What's a special ability?

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Your special ability was to get an extra prowl, finesse, or tinker.

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Oh.

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That's when you guys had picked earlier.

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Yes, I remember that entirely.

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Yes.

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I remember that decision making it very coherently.

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I forgot.

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I can just take a picture of it now.

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Anyway, other things that you get, because you guys were such great characters, you all get eight XP.

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Yay.

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Do they matter?

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So I think with the XP, it just goes in a row, right?

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Like, once you just add on there to your XP.

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Where is that?

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If you open your character sheet?

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, I don't know if I can open one.

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There should be a spot on there for your XP that you can click.

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Hold on.

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Let me pull this up.

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I don't have one, so it's hard for me to see.

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Where is it at on the sheet?

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I don't see it on the sheet either.

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I don't see it.

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Oh, I should add.

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Where do you put your XP?

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Hold on.

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There should be a spot to put it, and I'm not seeing it.

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I'm going to pull this out.

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There's background.

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Is one of these...

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Is it...

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Is it these little squares under stash?

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No, because that controls your, um...

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Like, how much money you have.

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Stash.

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Because there's...

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Oh, okay.

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Because I wasn't sure if this coin is...

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Or these four cubes are squares for...

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No, that's something else.

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I don't know what these things are.

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I don't...

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So the plan...

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I don't even know how I have these goggles.

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You have four coin on you.

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Okay.

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And then when you, um...

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All together, we have four.

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Right.

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Like, as a group, you have four.

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But, like, individually, you can own some as well.

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But you can only have four on you at a time.

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So the rest of it goes in your stash.

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Oh.

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It's like a bank account.

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I get...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it is a bank account.

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Who knew?

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That's what we were playing.

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Bank accounts.

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Oh, man.

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Fill up an XP track.

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Are you sure it's not these...

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Oh, this is all...

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No, you're right.

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Hold on.

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I'm going to abandon ship for a second.

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I'm going to go look at Brandon's.

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Oh, God.

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Look at Brandon's what?

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Look at Brandon's what?

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My dream.

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I don't see it anywhere.

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That's so weird.

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Is this your stress?

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My stress is up here.

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Oh, shit.

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I forgot my screen is touchable.

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Weird.

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Is this it right here by your abilities?

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I don't know.

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Is it?

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No, because if we're getting eight XP, then that would fill it up.

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And that wouldn't make sense.

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Yeah, no.

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That's fine.

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You guys are going to go up a level.

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That's the point.

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Yeah, but one is quite...

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Okay.

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So, yeah.

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Do you see where it says abilities?

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And then there's those hash marks?

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Yeah.

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If you click on those, that's your XP.

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Oh, you don't say.

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So, we just fill all those in?

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Yeah.

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Does it even matter?

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So, you would fill in eight.

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Does it even matter since we're just jumping up a level, though?

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She's gone.

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Yeah.

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And just like that, she was gone.

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That's great.

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Was she even here?

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Yeah.

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So, it's that area under your abilities.

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Yeah.

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So, you guys are going up a level because you completed a major mission.

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Okay.

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Which basically just gives you an extra point if you want to put it somewhere.

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So, you can either get, you know, any one of your action roles.

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If you want to get another special ability, you can do that, too.

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Oh, we can do another special ability.

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Yeah.

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Oh, jeez.

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I hear what they're talking about on that audio track.

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He says, oh, my God, I don't want to die.

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I have mercy.

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Why did I last?

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All right.

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I'm going to pick Alchemist.

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Pop goes a weasel.

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This makes me want to go to a poob.

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A poob?

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What?

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This makes me want to go to a poob.

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Pube?

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A poob.

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All right.

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All right.

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Y'all pick something?

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An extra action point or an extra ability?

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I don't know.

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Um, action point.

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I am going to do Tempest.

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Okay.

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What's Tempest?

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You can push yourself to do the one of the following.

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Unleash a stroke of lightning as a weapon or summon a storm in your immediate vicinity.

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Torrential rain, roaring winds, heavy fog, chilling frost as snow, etc.

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Yeah.

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Chilling frost.

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No fireball?

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Not yet.

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No, he's a frost man.

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He's always been a frost man.

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He's a frost man.

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Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.

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I think I'm going to do Scout.

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Scout?

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Yes.

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Scout.

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I have them here somewhere.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man.

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I don't see it on the, uh, the list.

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The list.

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The list.

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It's underneath, well, obviously a hound.

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I'm a hound dog.

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Oh, okay.

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I got it.

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Oh, you just added it.

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Or somebody did.

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What was your ability from before?

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Mountie's tough as nails.

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No, booze.

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Because right now it says it's Tempest.

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I'm looking for compel right now.

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Should be.

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There it is.

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Okay.

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I didn't realize that that's what the, like, the h in front of it stood for.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mine has Ellie.

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Yeah, they're all coded by their names.

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You can attune to the ghost field.

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To force a nearby ghost to appear in a bay of command.

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Yeah.

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Sounds like slavery with more steps.

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Well, you know.

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Yeah, they have to be dead first.

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With one of the steps being death.

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I mean, he's already dead.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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That makes sense.

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Oh.

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What is that from?

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What?

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Rick and Morty.

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Slavery with more steps.

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Is that what you're talking about?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's the glueable box.

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Yeah.

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Charges battery.

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Yeah.

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Cute.

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Right.

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So, you guys had a, that was great.

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Good job, everybody.

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You now have better, better skin.

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You guys, so you, Baz gave you four coin.

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You guys had two coin to start with.

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So, you got six now.

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You can only hold four.

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So, you got two.

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You got to do something with.

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Yeah, I'm going to spend it.

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Sure.

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You can do that.

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If you want to buy something, you can buy an upgrade or, like, to your lair.

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If you want, like, a boat or something.

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Did you say a boat?

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Where the hell are we going to put a boat?

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We are over.

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You know, I've been thinking about this for a while, guys.

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I think we have been severely lacking in our boat department.

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As a man of the sea, I have to agree with the lady here.

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As a sea man?

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As a sea man.

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As a man of the sea.

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What are we going to do?

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Are we just going to have, like, a pole?

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Like a, like a five-minute pole?

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Or, like, a rope we slide down into the boat?

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I'll be honest.

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I thought when you say, like, upgrades to our, you know, like, you know, wallpaper, maybe some plumbing, a boat.

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Maybe a suit of armor.

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You know, a walking robot made of bathroom parts.

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Yes, or a fish tank?

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A fish tank.

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We do need a fish tank in our junk fort across this precarious precipice between two buildings.

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Oh, yeah.

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I wouldn't want to fall in that dirty water.

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Right.

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You're the perfect spot for an escape chute.

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That's not a poop chute.

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You can have some on the piping, like, grabbing the clothing lines.

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And you just have one pair of underwear that are white with red polka dots.

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They're hearts.

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They're hearts.

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Thank you.

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You know.

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And it's made out of silk.

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Or silk-like substance.

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The finest parachute.

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You guys going for a boat?

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Other things you can do?

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No.

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No.

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Quit trying to push the boat on us.

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Who wants a boat?

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How many boats do you want?

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You guys can have...

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You can secure your lair if you want.

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Make it a little bit better prepared.

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Your junk fort, you know, really defensive.

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You can get a carriage.

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You can add to your vault, which allows you to have more money at one time.

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Workshop.

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You can upgrade your documents here.

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Implement supplies.

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Tools.

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Weapons.

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So, we can't have wallpaper.

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You can't have wallpaper.

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You can split the money up between yourselves, too.

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I say we just split it up.

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I got things and places to go.

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Yeah.

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What?

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I mean...

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I...

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I...

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Listen...

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Maybe a workshop would be cool.

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Listen, if we're not getting a boat, I would like to have some money to go my own way to drink.

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To buy a boat?

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To know, to go drink.

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I mean, to go, you know, look at books.

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Find literature.

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You can't read.

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I can read?

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What do you mean I can't read?

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I just assume.

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It's one of my primary interests.

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You're a pirate.

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I'm in a...

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It doesn't mean I'm not a...

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I'm not a...

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I'm not a...

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What's it called?

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Intelligent.

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Smart.

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My vice is luxury and pleasure.

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That means...

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That's a lot of wiggle room.

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And I think...

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Reading doesn't fit either of those.

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You guys can...

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If you like, you can get two free loads to carry around.

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I don't want two free boats.

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Or you can get some, like, little fighters to fight for you.

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If you like, a little gang of your own.

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Like lackeys?

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Or you can get an extra stress box.

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And we can buy those?

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Yeah.

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If you want.

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For two coin.

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Oh.

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Wait.

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So is it two coin for each of us?

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It would be two coin.

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And then you all would get one.

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Oh, okay.

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I like that.

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I would like to...

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I'd like to add something to our fort, but I don't know what.

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Or I haven't decided, I guess.

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Is it because you're scared?

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Yes.

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It's because I'm scared.

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Well, workshop's not a big deal.

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You, being more brave, would you please help me?

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Sorry.

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There's a spider over here.

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Yeah.

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He's making my shorts.

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I don't know.

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Whatever you guys want to do.

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It's too much decisions for one man, one pirate.

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I spoke my piece.

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I either want my money or I want a boat.

00:19:42
Or wallpaper.

00:19:45
Well, what if we do this?

00:19:47
What if we each take one and then we put one in the stash?

00:19:50
All right.

00:19:52
That way we can save up.

00:19:53
That's great.

00:19:54
That's a great idea.

00:19:55
Okay.

00:19:56
I'll go with that one.

00:19:57
So what are you doing?

00:20:01
We each get one coin and then we put one in the stash.

00:20:07
That we can use for upgrading.

00:20:11
So you're all getting one coin.

00:20:16
You're splitting your coins up between the three of you.

00:20:17
I see.

00:20:18
Okay.

00:20:18
So everyone's got one coin and then one in the stash.

00:20:20
I get it.

00:20:21
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

00:20:25
And how much would like a...

00:20:26
Like Junkles was saying.

00:20:29
Like to get like a workshop or a work table.

00:20:32
For a work table, it would definitely be...

00:20:35
It would be one.

00:20:41
Looking at this.

00:20:42
A workshop would be like one.

00:20:43
Something like a boat is going to be two.

00:20:46
If you want better stuff, that's like one coin.

00:20:49
But currently we have no stuff.

00:20:55
No, you have no stuff.

00:20:56
Including fire.

00:21:01
No, I mean...

00:21:02
By stuff, I mean like your weapons.

00:21:03
Like if you wanted your weapons to have great utility.

00:21:05
Sorry.

00:21:06
If you wanted your tools to be better.

00:21:09
If you wanted your supplies to be better.

00:21:11
You can add...

00:21:12
It would be one coin.

00:21:13
For yours specifically.

00:21:19
Does that make sense?

00:21:20
Yeah.

00:21:21
Sorry, my camera keeps freezing.

00:21:25
So I'm not quite sure if you're just shocked or...

00:21:28
Mild shock.

00:21:35
In other news, you did draw the attention of the crowd.

00:21:39
Well, not of the crowd.

00:21:41
But of the people of Crow's Foot.

00:21:43
I have one special little chubby boy.

00:21:46
You're the little chubby boy.

00:21:48
You're the hero to little Pritchards everywhere.

00:21:52
You know, the police heard about what happened.

00:21:54
The iron...

00:21:55
The red sashes obviously know that something happened.

00:21:58
They suspect you.

00:21:59
Since you guys are the new guys in town.

00:22:01
And now Bath seems awfully fond of you.

00:22:03
But nobody can, you know, tell for sure.

00:22:06
But you guys did gain two heat.

00:22:08
Which means that people are now aware of you.

00:22:11
You got a reputation.

00:22:13
Yeah.

00:22:14
Cred.

00:22:15
And the Junk Boys is our game name.

00:22:19
Well, no.

00:22:20
It's just a placeholder.

00:22:21
It's just...

00:22:22
It's just a placeholder.

00:22:24
You know, until things work out.

00:22:27
Until something comes to us.

00:22:29
I say we call ourselves the Junk Jard Boys.

00:22:32
We're not really a yard, though.

00:22:35
The Junk Box Heroes.

00:22:37
Junk Box Heroes.

00:22:40
Heroes.

00:22:41
Oh, I'm going to have to change the song now.

00:22:45
Are we heroes, though?

00:22:50
From a certain point of view.

00:22:53
We're zeros.

00:22:53
So maybe Junk Box Heroes.

00:22:56
Still works.

00:22:58
Still works the rhyme.

00:22:59
All right.

00:23:05
Great.

00:23:06
Well, you guys decide you're going to spend...

00:23:10
Your first night is approved in the downtrodden toad, which is the bar conveniently down the street from your little fort.

00:23:20
All right.

00:23:21
Can I ask for a point of clarification?

00:23:22
Yes.

00:23:24
When you say down the street, do you mean lower?

00:23:27
Or do you mean...

00:23:29
I mean, not like...

00:23:31
Well, lower.

00:23:31
Like under us.

00:23:32
Okay.

00:23:33
It's like a block or two over.

00:23:36
Okay.

00:23:36
It's within walking.

00:23:37
It's not like if you call, you're in a lane.

00:23:39
It's lower down and lower map-wise, is what you're saying.

00:23:42
Yes.

00:23:44
It is located within walking.

00:23:45
The answer is yes to both.

00:23:47
Low and low.

00:23:48
And we're about to get lower.

00:23:51
Let's go.

00:23:58
And while you're there, you notice that there's the man behind the counter, the bartender.

00:24:04
He's a very portly man with a big smile.

00:24:08
His name is Ribney.

00:24:09
He's the bartender.

00:24:11
He's the owner of the downtrodden toad.

00:24:12
He is the downtrodden toad.

00:24:14
But he's always got a smile on his face.

00:24:16
And, you know, he's taken somewhat of a liking to you.

00:24:20
He's a pretty pleasant guy.

00:24:22
But this is his bar.

00:24:23
So, you know, treat it well, he would ask.

00:24:25
And while you're there, there's music.

00:24:29
Yeah?

00:24:33
Aye.

00:24:34
Aye.

00:24:35
Aye.

00:24:35
Aye.

00:24:37
Aye.

00:24:37
Aye.

00:24:39
Your boys look like you're new.

00:24:40
Let's go get a drink.

00:24:42
Do you think they have holy water?

00:24:45
They don't.

00:24:48
They serve the best ale that, you know, cheap money can buy.

00:24:52
No holy water?

00:24:56
No.

00:24:57
I mean, we can bless it ourselves.

00:25:04
As a man of the sea, I can, as a man of the sea and a captain at that, I am able to perform marriages.

00:25:13
I'm sure I'm able to bless some water.

00:25:15
Yeah.

00:25:15
What's the difference?

00:25:16
I don't trust you.

00:25:17
What?

00:25:18
I don't trust that.

00:25:21
What do you want?

00:25:22
What do you want holy water for?

00:25:24
Makes me drunk?

00:25:26
I don't follow.

00:25:29
Because I have demon.

00:25:31
So you have to drink holy water?

00:25:33
Do you think they have that at the bar?

00:25:34
I don't know.

00:25:36
That's why I ask.

00:25:37
That's like saying I have to drink poison.

00:25:39
I mean, I guess alcohol.

00:25:40
There you go.

00:25:43
Barky, some holy water right now.

00:25:52
I should close this window.

00:25:54
I'm shouting.

00:25:57
He says with a smile.

00:25:59
He's like, sorry, boys.

00:26:00
Don't got any holy water.

00:26:01
But if you want, I got some less crappy beer.

00:26:07
I guess you could call it liquor if you'd like.

00:26:09
It's not too bad.

00:26:11
Would you rather have that?

00:26:12
Yes.

00:26:14
Fine.

00:26:16
I'd rather have it than nothing.

00:26:19
He pours you out.

00:26:21
Three beers.

00:26:22
It's a pretty, I wouldn't say clean place, but it's not some of the worst bars you've ever been to.

00:26:27
And as he's next to them, he kind of looks at you guys and he's like, you guys, you don't look so good.

00:26:32
It's been a long time.

00:26:36
I'm living in a box.

00:26:38
It's not a box.

00:26:44
I think it's nice.

00:26:49
I've lived in finer boxes than that.

00:26:54
Yeah.

00:26:55
I mean, yeah, I guess.

00:26:56
What is a shit but a box?

00:26:57
It's also a home.

00:27:02
That ain't a home yet.

00:27:04
I'm telling you, we need to get wallpaper.

00:27:07
That's how we get the wallpaper.

00:27:08
They don't have wallpaper.

00:27:11
Well, then I'm painting it with tar.

00:27:14
With tar?

00:27:15
That's what you go to first?

00:27:16
All right.

00:27:18
I got a better idea.

00:27:19
Here's what we'll do.

00:27:20
We'll nail up carpet to the wall.

00:27:22
It'll insulate it for the winter.

00:27:24
I like that idea.

00:27:26
Yeah.

00:27:27
But let's check it for ants first.

00:27:29
Not in character.

00:27:31
This has been tested in real life.

00:27:33
Our references just keep piling up.

00:27:40
Piling and piling until we get carpet on the walls.

00:27:42
All right.

00:27:43
Well, is there any extra carpet?

00:27:45
Yeah.

00:27:47
We got to go rob some places carpet.

00:27:49
That's what's going to happen.

00:27:50
Next job we pull, we're getting carpet.

00:27:53
We're taking the rug.

00:27:54
I don't care if it ties the room together.

00:27:56
It's going to tie our whole box together.

00:27:58
Then it'll be a home.

00:27:59
Well, it's just a box.

00:28:01
All right.

00:28:02
Toad.

00:28:04
Toad.

00:28:04
Toad.

00:28:05
Yes.

00:28:05
Toad.

00:28:07
Toad.

00:28:07
Do you have any carpet laying around?

00:28:09
No.

00:28:12
It's mostly a rock here.

00:28:13
Although I do have a rug upstairs.

00:28:15
But I'd rather you not take that.

00:28:17
If you don't mind.

00:28:17
Well, we're stealing it later.

00:28:19
You won't know when.

00:28:21
You won't know how.

00:28:22
But you'll know it's gone.

00:28:23
And I'm just going to say my finesse is really high right now.

00:28:27
I can pickpocket anything.

00:28:28
Just don't put that rug in your pocket.

00:28:30
He laughs it off.

00:28:33
He kind of gives you guys a good big old clap on the arm.

00:28:36
He says, ah, you guys are big old laugh.

00:28:39
Big old funny folk here.

00:28:41
Seriously, though, you boys look awful.

00:28:45
If you want, I have this sister-in-law we keep in the back room.

00:28:50
If you need a healing or something, just let me know.

00:28:53
I don't mind bringing her to you.

00:28:56
You just got to ask for her.

00:28:58
Whoa.

00:28:58
You're married?

00:29:01
Well, not anymore.

00:29:03
So it's the ex-sister-in-law?

00:29:06
You got to keep the sister-in-law?

00:29:08
No, we just keep her back.

00:29:09
I didn't say it was my wife's sister.

00:29:13
Oh.

00:29:14
You have a sibling's sister?

00:29:17
A sibling's wife?

00:29:22
All right.

00:29:23
Yes, yes.

00:29:24
Yes, we need to be healed.

00:29:26
Enough grilling.

00:29:27
More healing.

00:29:28
I'm currently suffering from shock.

00:29:32
You have a lot of shock, by the way.

00:29:34
I didn't want to say anything earlier, but you are shocked.

00:29:36
It's a good thing you're wearing that hat.

00:29:40
Otherwise, your hair would be on end.

00:29:41
I'm pretty sure my eye is itchy, too.

00:29:45
Yeah.

00:29:46
Oh, you look strung out.

00:29:49
All right.

00:29:50
All right.

00:29:50
Go around back.

00:29:52
Knock on the back door.

00:29:54
That's my house.

00:29:55
And the back door of the pub.

00:29:56
And just ask for Olga.

00:29:57
All right.

00:30:03
Oh, pretty.

00:30:04
Oh, pretty.

00:30:04
So you guys go around the back, and you see a very clear door that's obviously, you know,

00:30:11
like a...

00:30:12
It looks like it's inside of, you know, the inside is a kitchen.

00:30:16
And you see somebody sitting over there.

00:30:18
Do you want to knock on the door or not?

00:30:20
It's up to you.

00:30:21
You can do something else if you like.

00:30:23
No, we need healing.

00:30:24
I think Captain should just bust it open because he's wrecked.

00:30:29
You go inside, and there's just an old blind woman.

00:30:33
Well, you assume she's blind.

00:30:34
She's just sitting there with a little dark foot over her head, and she doesn't...

00:30:39
She kind of sees you come in, and she's like, eh.

00:30:41
Are you Olga?

00:30:44
Can you bring us to Olga?

00:30:49
Huh?

00:30:53
Say, could I interest you in an onion?

00:30:57
She looks at the onion in your hand that you somehow have appeared, and she picks it up.

00:31:06
Uh-huh.

00:31:08
You taking the onion out?

00:31:09
Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:31:10
She looks at it.

00:31:11
Where did you get an onion from?

00:31:13
Don't worry about it.

00:31:14
I just keep it in my pockets.

00:31:15
For instance, it's just like this.

00:31:16
Not to help you cry.

00:31:19
Why?

00:31:19
Old women love onions.

00:31:22
That is something I've never heard before.

00:31:26
I find it appealing.

00:31:27
I'll be here all night.

00:31:31
Yeah, I know.

00:31:32
I take out a bottle of something.

00:31:37
You guys don't know what.

00:31:38
Well, we know.

00:31:39
Formaldehyde.

00:31:42
We know.

00:31:45
All right.

00:31:46
All right.

00:31:46
Chuckles, are you going to give her the onion?

00:31:47
She's going to grab it.

00:31:48
Oh, yeah.

00:31:49
No, I know.

00:31:49
I say, here's an onion.

00:31:52
Old ladies love onions.

00:31:53
I mean, young ladies love onions.

00:31:56
All right.

00:32:02
So for healing, depending on the quality of your healer, you roll some die, and then you

00:32:09
mark off how many little sections on your healing progress clock that you have on your character

00:32:14
sheet.

00:32:14
You mark that off.

00:32:16
Where's our character?

00:32:18
They're not in this yet.

00:32:22
How do you get them over here?

00:32:23
You can just drag them onto the scene.

00:32:25
Oh, okay.

00:32:27
Drag them out of the fucking scene.

00:32:32
There we go.

00:32:38
Oh, okay.

00:32:38
That makes a lot more sense.

00:32:39
Perfect.

00:32:42
Yeah, so she accepts your offer.

00:32:45
You guys can roll just one die each, and depending on how much you roll, you can fill up your

00:32:51
clock and then reduce one level of stress.

00:32:54
So if you have a level two stress, it becomes level one.

00:32:56
If you have a level one stress, it disappears.

00:32:59
Stress or harm?

00:33:00
I'm sorry.

00:33:02
Harm.

00:33:02
Harm.

00:33:03
It's for harm.

00:33:03
She accepted our offer of one pocket onion.

00:33:08
One pocket onion.

00:33:10
How many of those do you have?

00:33:14
You'll know when you need to.

00:33:15
So everyone can just roll one die.

00:33:21
Like right now?

00:33:22
Yep.

00:33:24
Whenever you want.

00:33:25
I don't have any injuries, so I'm not going to.

00:33:29
Oh, perfect.

00:33:30
Because I got that tough as nails, so when I threw the knife and it hit me in the foot,

00:33:34
it didn't do anything.

00:33:36
Was I feel, though?

00:33:39
So what did you get, Brandon?

00:33:43
Six.

00:33:44
Where did you roll that from?

00:33:47
Oh, sorry.

00:33:48
Why did you say you do it?

00:33:51
I just went up to the dice thing and it says, let's roll some dice.

00:33:56
And I took the number of dice and I hit it.

00:33:59
Where does it say, let's roll some dice?

00:34:04
Right above on the left side with the seven boxes.

00:34:07
Oh, I see.

00:34:07
And the very bottom.

00:34:08
Yeah.

00:34:08
Okay.

00:34:09
Dice roll.

00:34:09
So one dice.

00:34:10
All right.

00:34:11
Notes.

00:34:12
All right.

00:34:12
What does six do?

00:34:13
So six clear.

00:34:16
It fills up your clock.

00:34:17
You reduce one level of stress.

00:34:19
Harm.

00:34:20
Of harm.

00:34:22
Sorry.

00:34:22
One level of harm.

00:34:23
And then you get two more segments on the next clock.

00:34:27
So I fill up my clock and then what do I do?

00:34:31
You can reduce one of your harm.

00:34:34
Stress or harm?

00:34:35
So what do you have?

00:34:36
Harm.

00:34:37
Harm.

00:34:37
Harm.

00:34:37
So I have bruised ribs and two mental shocks.

00:34:40
Which one's higher?

00:34:44
The bruised ribs is on two.

00:34:46
I would do a level two to knock it down to a level one personally.

00:34:50
But then you have three level ones.

00:34:52
So what do I do?

00:34:55
I think you have two.

00:34:56
So you get rid of one of your level ones.

00:34:59
Okay.

00:35:02
And then you can fill up your clock two more segments.

00:35:07
I already filled it up once.

00:35:10
How do I fill it up a second time?

00:35:12
If you hit the zero next to it, there's a little button next to it.

00:35:15
Uh-huh.

00:35:17
All right.

00:35:18
So then do it again.

00:35:18
Okay.

00:35:21
And then two or something?

00:35:22
Yeah.

00:35:23
All right.

00:35:24
There you go.

00:35:26
All right.

00:35:27
What does she do with the onion?

00:35:30
Excuse me?

00:35:31
She takes the onion and she starts carving it.

00:35:35
Like slicing off the skin, which is kind of weird.

00:35:40
You think she just used her little bony arms to peel it off.

00:35:42
But she uses a knife.

00:35:43
She peels the onion layer off.

00:35:46
And then she slowly goes to her little pan that she has roasting over a fire.

00:35:50
And she throws the onion in there.

00:35:52
And she just throws some butter in there.

00:35:54
And she just starts cooking.

00:35:56
And as she's cooking, you know, some smells of butter and onion fill the room, which, you know,

00:36:01
not unpleasant.

00:36:03
But she kind of waddles around her kitchen, getting this, getting that.

00:36:06
You see her pull out what looks like a slimy little eel.

00:36:10
And she throws that in there.

00:36:12
It's like the size of a leech.

00:36:13
Just tosses it into the pot.

00:36:16
And when it's all seems like it takes about 15 minutes.

00:36:19
And when she's done, she sets the bowls in front of you.

00:36:22
And you have to eat them.

00:36:24
Oh, is this what's healing us?

00:36:26
Yeah, that's what's healing you.

00:36:30
Also, she's a little old lady.

00:36:31
And she just made you a nice little stew for free.

00:36:34
I've eaten weirder things.

00:36:35
I dig right in.

00:36:37
I've had eel before.

00:36:40
I don't eat it.

00:36:42
Why?

00:36:44
You don't eat it.

00:36:45
Just eat it.

00:36:46
I don't have to eat it.

00:36:47
Be polite.

00:36:47
Oh, yeah.

00:36:48
Just eat the damn, eat the stew, squish.

00:36:51
It's not about the eel.

00:36:54
It's about your pocket.

00:36:56
I didn't ask anything about anything.

00:36:59
Just eat it to be polite.

00:37:02
No.

00:37:04
She might be a ghost.

00:37:06
That's what I got to find out.

00:37:10
She's kind of next to you.

00:37:12
It goes back to where she was sitting.

00:37:15
Chuckles, you can roll to heal if you'd like.

00:37:19
Four.

00:37:19
Yay.

00:37:20
So you fill up your clock and reduce one harm.

00:37:22
You rolled for the captain.

00:37:25
Oh, I did.

00:37:28
You got a four last time, too.

00:37:32
Yeah.

00:37:33
It doesn't.

00:37:34
Oh, it doesn't matter.

00:37:36
It's just random.

00:37:36
It doesn't.

00:37:37
No, it's not based on any sort of action.

00:37:39
All right.

00:37:39
So my electrical harm went from two to one.

00:37:42
There you go.

00:37:45
Ah.

00:37:49
All right.

00:37:52
You guys are all healed up.

00:37:55
If you want to go to the restaurant.

00:37:56
If you want to train and gain some XP, you can do that.

00:38:10
You can gain an asset if you'd like.

00:38:12
Squish, you have two available to you.

00:38:14
Is there something you would like to do while you're here in some free time?

00:38:17
Yeah.

00:38:18
I'm going to go to the restaurant to work a shift to get some of my stress down.

00:38:23
Well, it's not really working a shift.

00:38:26
It's more of like going in there and talking to the head chef whose name I have written somewhere.

00:38:34
Do you two want to go with?

00:38:35
All right.

00:38:37
I've got nothing better to do.

00:38:38
Maybe I'll find a store along the way.

00:38:40
I go to the golden plum.

00:38:42
I'm going to sneak away.

00:38:44
Just talk with Shepard's out.

00:38:46
Oh.

00:38:50
Sneaky.

00:38:52
And just quietly wait my turn.

00:38:53
Oh, she looks angry.

00:38:58
She is angry.

00:39:01
That's a pretty nice restaurant.

00:39:05
Six times.

00:39:07
Is it happening?

00:39:08
Does it look like the one you work at now?

00:39:10
No.

00:39:11
No.

00:39:12
Oh, yeah.

00:39:15
I'm not there.

00:39:15
So the road to the golden plum is a little treacherous.

00:39:22
You walk through six towers.

00:39:23
It's a neighborhood that's been eerily abandoned for the most part.

00:39:27
There are still people there.

00:39:28
But there's just wide open streets.

00:39:31
Lots of dark abandoned houses.

00:39:34
Except for on the very top of the hill as you pressed it.

00:39:39
One building just completely illuminated in gold.

00:39:43
With golden light coming through.

00:39:45
And you can see that all of the traffic.

00:39:47
All of the people in the streets.

00:39:48
They're all heading towards this one building.

00:39:52
And you go inside.

00:39:53
And it is a luxurious golden palace.

00:39:56
With velvet curtains.

00:39:57
Plush seats.

00:39:58
Crisp white tablecloths.

00:40:00
And it is just kind of a mix of society.

00:40:04
You see some people who are obviously very wealthy.

00:40:07
You see some middle class people.

00:40:09
Doing some business in the corner.

00:40:11
And here we are.

00:40:13
Walking in.

00:40:13
And here you are.

00:40:15
Walking in.

00:40:16
And my purple coat.

00:40:18
Chef Roselle does not turn down anybody.

00:40:20
Everyone's money is good at the golden blue.

00:40:23
The golden compass.

00:40:25
Hey.

00:40:26
Hey.

00:40:27
Captain.

00:40:27
Yes.

00:40:29
Do you think those velvet curtains would make good insulation too?

00:40:32
I like the way you're thinking.

00:40:37
Keep an eye out for carpet though.

00:40:39
You're dead set on the carpet.

00:40:42
I.

00:40:43
Something about it really appeals to my sensibilities.

00:40:46
Just like that onion.

00:40:51
If you really want.

00:40:52
We'll steal the drapes later.

00:40:53
Okay.

00:40:54
Okay.

00:40:54
Right now.

00:40:55
I.

00:40:55
I can't really pickpocket that.

00:40:57
All right.

00:41:00
So yeah.

00:41:01
I go.

00:41:01
To Roselle.

00:41:02
To.

00:41:02
To try to see if I can.

00:41:04
Have fun in the kitchen.

00:41:06
I find the table.

00:41:07
Sit down.

00:41:08
Squish.

00:41:10
As you walk towards the kitchen.

00:41:12
Kitchen.

00:41:12
You're kind of stopped by a butler.

00:41:14
Maitre d.

00:41:15
Who's like.

00:41:15
Excuse me sir.

00:41:16
The dining hall.

00:41:17
Is this way.

00:41:19
And he kind of leads you.

00:41:20
With a gloved hand.

00:41:21
Back to a table.

00:41:23
That's just appeared.

00:41:24
You know.

00:41:25
In front of you.

00:41:25
Open.

00:41:26
And you can sit down at the table.

00:41:28
And they get out a little napkin.

00:41:30
And they fluff it out.

00:41:31
They put it around your.

00:41:32
Waist.

00:41:33
And.

00:41:35
Another waiter.

00:41:36
Comes up with a menu.

00:41:37
A single page menu.

00:41:39
Puts it in your hand.

00:41:40
And then.

00:41:41
You have a chance to look at the menu.

00:41:42
Captain.

00:41:44
What are you doing?

00:41:44
I'm sitting down.

00:41:46
And I'm.

00:41:47
Putting a napkin on my lap.

00:41:50
Waiting for the wait.

00:41:51
And.

00:41:54
You're not on the toilet.

00:41:55
Are you?

00:41:55
No.

00:41:56
No.

00:41:56
No.

00:41:57
This is.

00:41:57
Serial.

00:41:58
No.

00:41:59
That's a totally different character.

00:42:00
Who's also.

00:42:01
A different character.

00:42:02
Also.

00:42:06
I break out a pipe.

00:42:07
And start smoking.

00:42:08
Because.

00:42:08
I have a pipe now.

00:42:09
Let's see.

00:42:13
The waiter comes by.

00:42:14
And says.

00:42:15
Have you had a chance to look at the menu.

00:42:17
Is there anything I can.

00:42:18
You know.

00:42:18
Anything appealing for you men.

00:42:20
Whiskey.

00:42:23
Sour.

00:42:24
But you have holy water.

00:42:31
You can get anything you want.

00:42:33
At the golden plume.

00:42:34
The plum.

00:42:35
Golden plum.

00:42:36
And.

00:42:37
Is that all you'd like?

00:42:39
For now.

00:42:41
The waitress.

00:42:43
Kind of scurries off.

00:42:44
And you guys are sitting there.

00:42:47
For a few moments.

00:42:47
And then.

00:42:48
Almost.

00:42:48
Within a few minutes.

00:42:50
She's kind of scurried back.

00:42:51
And she has.

00:42:52
A half glass.

00:42:53
Of whiskey sour.

00:42:54
And a tall glass.

00:42:56
Of holy water.

00:42:57
Wow.

00:42:59
I sip on the holy water.

00:43:01
And it.

00:43:01
Burns.

00:43:02
But in like.

00:43:03
A good way.

00:43:04
Like.

00:43:05
That whiskey sour does.

00:43:06
I sip on the whiskey sour.

00:43:10
And it.

00:43:10
Burns too.

00:43:11
How's your holy water.

00:43:15
Captain.

00:43:15
Sour.

00:43:17
I tell you.

00:43:20
This is what they drink.

00:43:20
On the high seas.

00:43:21
It's the only thing.

00:43:23
You can get out there.

00:43:24
It's lemons.

00:43:24
Stops you from getting scurvy.

00:43:26
Right?

00:43:27
Does it?

00:43:28
Yes.

00:43:31
Well.

00:43:33
Hell.

00:43:34
Bring me another whiskey sour.

00:43:36
Scurvy dogs.

00:43:39
Not a bad case of scurvy.

00:43:41
We are.

00:43:42
No one's getting scurvy tonight.

00:43:44
The witch just comes over.

00:43:48
With another.

00:43:48
You know.

00:43:49
Whiskey sour.

00:43:50
And then she asks.

00:43:51
Whiskey sour.

00:43:51
Whiskey sour.

00:43:51
And then she asks.

00:43:51
Whiskey.

00:43:51
Whiskey sour.

00:43:52
Anything for you.

00:43:53
Anything off the menu.

00:43:54
No.

00:43:55
But I.

00:43:55
I would like to.

00:43:57
Talk to chef.

00:43:58
Roselle.

00:43:58
To see if I could like.

00:43:59
Work.

00:44:00
To.

00:44:02
To get rid of some of my stress.

00:44:04
The waitress comes over to you.

00:44:08
And she.

00:44:08
She you know.

00:44:09
Like.

00:44:09
Looks for a second.

00:44:10
A little.

00:44:10
Not quite sure what she's going to do.

00:44:13
And then she goes back.

00:44:15
Into the.

00:44:16
Into the kitchen.

00:44:17
Another whiskey sour.

00:44:19
Deer.

00:44:20
Two of them.

00:44:21
It's kind of quiet in there for a second.

00:44:24
And then you hear this.

00:44:25
Complete.

00:44:26
Scream of.

00:44:27
Frustration.

00:44:28
And the door bangs open.

00:44:30
This woman comes in.

00:44:32
She's short.

00:44:32
She's petite.

00:44:33
She is sharp like a knife.

00:44:35
And she turns on you.

00:44:36
Squish.

00:44:36
And she goes.

00:44:37
I don't know what you think you can do.

00:44:38
Come into my restaurant.

00:44:40
And try to cook.

00:44:40
I don't know you.

00:44:42
Well that's what.

00:44:44
I'm here to.

00:44:45
Let you.

00:44:45
Tell me.

00:44:46
You're very intimidating.

00:44:48
For absolute success.

00:44:50
You think you can just go into the kitchen.

00:44:52
And whip up any sort of meal.

00:44:54
Do you even know what our specials are today?

00:44:56
You didn't even live.

00:44:56
You ordered a whiskey sour.

00:44:58
And.

00:44:59
And.

00:44:59
A holy juice.

00:45:01
I mean.

00:45:02
It's holy water.

00:45:04
But.

00:45:04
Yeah.

00:45:05
Can I.

00:45:05
Because.

00:45:05
Three more whiskey sours.

00:45:07
Because.

00:45:08
I'm.

00:45:09
I'm.

00:45:09
I'm.

00:45:09
Sour.

00:45:09
Look at the menu.

00:45:10
And it.

00:45:11
Is.

00:45:12
Darnished.

00:45:12
She pulled out a knife.

00:45:14
A chef's knife.

00:45:15
And just.

00:45:15
Dabs it on the table.

00:45:17
She said.

00:45:17
You think you can do better?

00:45:18
Go on.

00:45:19
And she.

00:45:20
Pushes you.

00:45:21
Kind of.

00:45:21
Shoves you into the kitchen.

00:45:23
And you get into this kitchen.

00:45:24
Sour.

00:45:26
Yes.

00:45:27
I.

00:45:30
Just found out about this recipe.

00:45:31
With an eel and onions.

00:45:33
It'll blow your mind.

00:45:36
You get into the kitchen.

00:45:39
It is a fully furnished kitchen.

00:45:41
There are people working at different stations.

00:45:44
There's steam.

00:45:45
There's smell.

00:45:45
There's noise.

00:45:46
What do you do?

00:45:47
Because Chef Roselle is staring you down.

00:45:51
I walk over to Sauté.

00:45:52
And start looking around for ingredients.

00:45:58
You find a pretty wide selection of items.

00:46:02
You find herbs.

00:46:04
You find spices.

00:46:05
You've got vegetables.

00:46:06
You have a lot of seafood.

00:46:08
Not too much beef.

00:46:10
Not too much chicken.

00:46:12
It's a pretty well stocked kitchen.

00:46:14
There is a room in the back.

00:46:16
That you see nobody is going in and out of.

00:46:19
This is Chef Roselle's private.

00:46:21
Stash of ingredients.

00:46:24
Where she gets fancy things.

00:46:25
Like holy water.

00:46:28
What else would you like to do?

00:46:29
I'm going to.

00:46:31
I'm going to make that eel dish.

00:46:34
But I'm going to fancy it up with some butter.

00:46:36
Some tarragon.

00:46:37
Garlic.

00:46:38
And butter.

00:46:40
Pocket onions.

00:46:41
All right.

00:46:42
So you are going to roll.

00:46:44
Since you're cooking.

00:46:45
You're going to go ahead and roll.

00:46:47
To relieve your stress.

00:46:48
You're going to roll dice.

00:46:50
Equal to your lowest attribute.

00:46:51
So how many.

00:46:53
Let me pull up your thing.

00:46:55
Let me see.

00:46:55
I mean it would be zero.

00:46:57
It's like the total on the side.

00:47:01
So you have resolve.

00:47:02
Which only has one.

00:47:04
Like along the first row.

00:47:07
Along the first row.

00:47:11
Yeah.

00:47:12
How insight.

00:47:13
You have like three.

00:47:14
Dots along the first column.

00:47:16
Oh yeah.

00:47:17
Oh okay.

00:47:18
So you would roll.

00:47:20
Because it's your lowest.

00:47:21
You would roll resolve.

00:47:22
Which is one.

00:47:23
Gotcha.

00:47:23
Okay.

00:47:28
It's the worst outcome.

00:47:30
All right.

00:47:31
You reduce.

00:47:31
No.

00:47:34
Just that amount reduces your stress.

00:47:36
So you can reduce three stress.

00:47:37
Gotcha.

00:47:38
How does my dish turn on?

00:47:41
Your dish turns out great.

00:47:44
Chef Roselle kind of sniffs it over your corner.

00:47:48
Of your shoulder.

00:47:49
She kind of like looks at you.

00:47:52
She's not you know pleased.

00:47:53
But she's not quite as angry anymore.

00:47:55
And she goes.

00:47:56
Slime it up.

00:47:57
And kind of pushes you aside.

00:48:00
She pours it into a bowl.

00:48:02
And she you know tastes her little spoon.

00:48:05
And she tastes it.

00:48:06
It's fabulous.

00:48:08
Who knew?

00:48:10
Who knew?

00:48:11
Demons from the red skin.

00:48:13
Could cook so well.

00:48:14
Yeah.

00:48:15
So don't be so quick to judge.

00:48:17
Now give me some holy water.

00:48:19
Please.

00:48:20
All right.

00:48:21
Holy water would really tie this dish together.

00:48:26
She takes her thing of keys.

00:48:28
And she goes into the larder on her own.

00:48:32
She doesn't allow you to fall.

00:48:33
When she comes back.

00:48:34
She has a small bottle of holy water.

00:48:37
It's half empty from before.

00:48:38
But she hands it to you.

00:48:40
Now thank you.

00:48:42
I'll be back after my next score.

00:48:45
And put it in my pocket.

00:48:46
Perfect.

00:48:49
Captain.

00:48:52
The waitresses have just been walking past.

00:48:55
And every time they do.

00:48:56
They put a whiskey sour.

00:48:57
Onto your table.

00:48:59
Oh.

00:49:00
Go ahead.

00:49:02
Go ahead.

00:49:04
Oh.

00:49:06
I'm just saying.

00:49:07
Because drinking is one of your vices.

00:49:09
You can roll for stress if you'd like.

00:49:10
Okay.

00:49:11
Yeah.

00:49:11
I was going to say.

00:49:13
I'm going to sneak out.

00:49:14
You're going to get into it.

00:49:18
And drink.

00:49:19
And you don't want to use your roll.

00:49:20
Mostly drink.

00:49:21
All right.

00:49:23
You can reduce.

00:49:25
Six stress.

00:49:26
Six stress.

00:49:28
Well that's all the stress I have.

00:49:29
That's good.

00:49:30
Then you have no more stress.

00:49:32
Because I think if you.

00:49:33
If you go over the amount.

00:49:35
Something happens too.

00:49:36
Right?

00:49:36
Yeah.

00:49:37
So if you overindulge.

00:49:39
You can have some issues.

00:49:40
You can.

00:49:41
Depending on your.

00:49:43
Level.

00:49:44
And what you want.

00:49:45
You can like.

00:49:45
You can get extra.

00:49:48
Heat.

00:49:48
Or you can take harm.

00:49:50
Or you can disappear.

00:49:51
And go on a bender.

00:49:52
Yeah.

00:49:53
My bender for.

00:49:58
For cooking.

00:49:59
This could be.

00:50:00
So many blisters.

00:50:02
It's going to go to all the restaurants.

00:50:04
And walk into the kitchens.

00:50:05
Cook for everyone.

00:50:07
You're going to go on.

00:50:08
A round the world trip.

00:50:10
Like.

00:50:10
Oh God.

00:50:11
Who did that?

00:50:12
Anthony Bourdain.

00:50:13
Anthony Bourdain.

00:50:15
Anthony Bourdain.

00:50:17
I was going to say Gordon Ramsay.

00:50:18
Fuck off.

00:50:18
I was like that's not right.

00:50:19
All right.

00:50:23
So.

00:50:23
Squish.

00:50:24
You still have one more action.

00:50:25
If you'd like to use it.

00:50:26
Captain.

00:50:27
You've used your actions.

00:50:28
You healed.

00:50:29
And you.

00:50:30
You know.

00:50:31
Got your vice lowered.

00:50:32
Squish.

00:50:33
You.

00:50:34
I'm sorry.

00:50:34
Squish.

00:50:35
Truples.

00:50:35
You still have one action left.

00:50:37
Do you want to take a break.

00:50:38
Before we continue.

00:50:39
Sure.

00:50:41
Sounds good.

00:50:41
Sure.

00:50:42
Okay.

00:50:45
No.

00:50:51
Can't see you.

00:50:52
Thank you.

00:54:22
Thank you.

00:54:32
Thank you.

00:54:38
More cereal?

00:54:38
Air day.

00:54:40
Say I won't do it.

00:54:46
Say I won't do it.

00:54:48
I'm going to do it every day.

00:54:48
Say I won't do it.

00:54:52
Yeah.

00:54:52
Yeah.

00:54:52
Yeah.

00:54:53
Yeah.

00:54:53
Yeah.

00:54:53
Yeah.

00:54:53
Air day.

00:54:53
Everyone steals.

00:54:57
Oh, we did that.

00:54:59
Yeah.

00:55:03
I'm going to put that on our crew.

00:55:04
The junk boys.

00:55:10
Everybody steals.

00:55:11
Everybody steals.

00:55:11
Everybody steals.

00:55:12
Wait, what is this?

00:55:13
Special abilities.

00:55:14
Everybody steals.

00:55:14
Everybody steals.

00:55:15
Everybody steals.

00:55:16
Everybody steals.

00:55:18
Everybody steals.

00:55:20
Everybody steals.

00:55:22
Wait, what is this?

00:55:25
Oh, there they are.

00:55:29
Abilities.

00:55:29
Everyone steals.

00:55:31
Okay.

00:55:31
Lair.

00:55:35
Which one are you taking?

00:55:46
I'm Juggles.

00:55:47
Leech?

00:55:47
I know.

00:55:49
Yes.

00:55:50
Are you a leech?

00:55:50
Why?

00:55:55
Okay.

00:55:57
I was.

00:55:58
You were talking about everyone steals.

00:56:00
Oh, Bridget just put a picture on the discord.

00:56:05
It's an ability under shadows.

00:56:08
Wait.

00:56:08
Shadows.

00:56:10
Oh.

00:56:10
Oh, yeah.

00:56:12
One that you guys can.

00:56:13
You can pick another one if you'd like.

00:56:15
This is for our abilities as a crew.

00:56:18
Yes.

00:56:22
Is a shadows a type of crew?

00:56:26
Oh, okay.

00:56:26
That's what you guys are.

00:56:30
You're like thieves and sneakers.

00:56:32
Just gurgle.

00:56:34
You're like shadows in the night.

00:56:39
Like a rainbow in the dark.

00:56:42
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:56:43
So we get to pick one of those or you already took one?

00:56:55
Oh, you guys.

00:56:57
I mean, you guys were working on the crew the first time you picked everybody steals.

00:57:01
Oh.

00:57:01
But as a group, you can pick one more.

00:57:03
Ah.

00:57:09
Oh, we should do synchronize.

00:57:10
When you perform a group action, you may count different sixes from different rules as a critical success.

00:57:16
I don't really know what that does.

00:57:20
Yes.

00:57:22
So when you do something like if you were as a group deciding to prowl, you would all roll prowl.

00:57:28
Normally how it works is that whoever amongst you all, if you get a six, you know, that's a success.

00:57:35
You take the highest roll out of everyone.

00:57:37
If you fail, whoever like suggested the group action gets damage.

00:57:42
With this, you can use multiple sixes to get a critical success.

00:57:47
And like do something cool, I guess.

00:57:49
Like from different people.

00:57:50
Okay.

00:57:51
Yeah, you would succeed with bone.

00:57:53
All right.

00:57:55
So like if you rolled a six or he rolled a six, you could do it.

00:58:00
Okay.

00:58:01
I'm willing to take a chance on synchronize and see how it goes.

00:58:05
Take a chance.

00:58:08
Take a chance.

00:58:09
Yeah, I love it.

00:58:10
It's not a contest.

00:58:11
I'm into it.

00:58:12
It's not a contest.

00:58:13
It's not a contest.

00:58:20
Okay.

00:58:21
Okay.

00:58:21
Okay.

00:58:22
So while Squish and the captain have been at the Golden Plum, where have you been, Chuck?

00:58:31
Well, I had an idea for like my vice.

00:58:33
So I was going to start wandering towards that.

00:58:36
It's not.

00:58:39
Yeah.

00:58:40
It's, it's kind of somewhere.

00:58:42
We'll say non-traditional.

00:58:44
And.

00:58:47
All right.

00:58:53
Is it.

00:58:54
I just had you on a street.

00:58:56
Oh, okay.

00:58:56
I thought you were taking me to another, perhaps the same old lady.

00:59:00
No.

00:59:03
Okay.

00:59:04
No, I was just taking you to that street.

00:59:07
Okay.

00:59:07
Okay.

00:59:07
I didn't know if you had something prepared like Golden Plum.

00:59:10
Okay.

00:59:13
I do have something prepared.

00:59:15
We'll go there.

00:59:19
So the place that you go to looks from the front, a very normal storefront.

00:59:29
It just says Shop des Mystiques.

00:59:31
When you open up the door, it kind of creaks a little bit.

00:59:35
But otherwise, it's not a spooky place.

00:59:37
But there are a strange many things on the walls all around you.

00:59:42
Different potions, different books, different cans of questionable material.

00:59:49
Yeah.

00:59:53
There's like some little birds in the corner chirping along in like a little cage.

00:59:58
Only two or three of them.

00:59:59
They're little songbirds.

01:00:00
And then as you come into the store, a very young woman rounds the corner.

01:00:08
She looks completely normal.

01:00:09
Nothing crazy about her.

01:00:10
She kind of looks out of place in this very oddball assortment.

01:00:13
And she's very bubbly, very sweet.

01:00:15
And she goes, hi.

01:00:17
I'm looking for the manager.

01:00:21
He knows me.

01:00:21
The manager, Uncle Steinler.

01:00:27
Well, I just call him Uncle.

01:00:29
I never really knew his last or first name.

01:00:35
Is he around?

01:00:37
You know, his uncle.

01:00:41
So she turns and walks kind of back.

01:00:46
And in a few seconds, an older, lumbering man comes through with the face that looks like it's been deteriorating slowly over time.

01:00:56
He's missing a good part of the cartilage.

01:00:59
His face is scarred.

01:01:01
His head is missing any sort of hair.

01:01:04
But otherwise, he's dressed like a very fine gentleman.

01:01:07
His clothes are pristine.

01:01:09
And he kind of turns the corner and he's like pulling on his cuffs and everything, expecting a customer.

01:01:15
And he looks up and he sees you, chuckles, and he goes, oh, excuse me?

01:01:19
Oh, how's it?

01:01:20
How's it going?

01:01:21
It's been a bit, huh?

01:01:24
He kind of looks you up and down and he's squinting at you.

01:01:32
He doesn't recognize me.

01:01:32
Maybe it was a different disfigured man I'm remembering.

01:01:40
And then he kind of recognition, he goes, Charles Zander?

01:01:47
Charles Zander?

01:01:48
Yes.

01:01:49
Yes.

01:01:50
What are you?

01:01:50
You walk into my shop.

01:01:53
Oh, yeah.

01:01:54
Oh, hi.

01:01:55
You know, this is awkward.

01:01:56
I thought this would be wonderful.

01:01:59
And it's just dawning on me that when she said, when she said uncle, that it was her uncle.

01:02:08
I thought it was just like a cute nickname that we had for him.

01:02:14
I thought he was his first name.

01:02:17
I thought he was like an uncle to everybody.

01:02:24
Oh, you know, I've been around the block a little bit there, Charles Zander.

01:02:28
But, you know, life is.

01:02:31
You met my niece, Hergoletta.

01:02:33
Hergoletta.

01:02:34
You know, she's a good girl.

01:02:35
Yes, no, she's quite ravishing.

01:02:38
She's working as a clerk.

01:02:41
Oh, I could tell from the glasses that she had on her nose.

01:02:44
The end of her nose.

01:02:46
Like a perfectly good clerk.

01:02:48
I'm glad to see you got some family help.

01:02:53
Well, you know, times are tough.

01:02:56
Well, you know, being as old as I am.

01:02:58
Yeah.

01:02:58
Yes.

01:02:59
Is there a.

01:03:01
Well.

01:03:06
Well.

01:03:07
Yeah, no, I got to be honest with you.

01:03:10
Excuse me.

01:03:11
You just hear noises from behind the roof.

01:03:14
They make weird noises.

01:03:18
They sneeze, though.

01:03:19
You don't stop.

01:03:21
Got to get on Hergoletta for that.

01:03:23
Wait.

01:03:23
And this person's name is Uncle Skluck?

01:03:27
Skylock.

01:03:31
Skylock.

01:03:31
Skylock.

01:03:32
No, I knew that.

01:03:32
No.

01:03:35
How you doing, Uncle, if I can call you that?

01:03:37
You've been so good to us.

01:03:40
I mean, you could.

01:03:42
Well, you know, your mother.

01:03:45
Bless her heart.

01:03:46
Yeah.

01:03:47
Yeah.

01:03:48
Bless.

01:03:49
What's she doing?

01:03:50
Oh.

01:03:50
I wish you wouldn't have asked.

01:03:53
She's.

01:03:55
Let's say.

01:03:56
Not alive anymore.

01:03:58
She's dead.

01:04:00
She's passed on.

01:04:02
Oh.

01:04:02
She's wormful.

01:04:04
I understand.

01:04:04
I understand.

01:04:06
Yeah.

01:04:07
No.

01:04:07
Hergoletta's.

01:04:09
Yeah.

01:04:10
It was.

01:04:10
It was.

01:04:11
It was rough.

01:04:12
But you know what?

01:04:13
She's in a.

01:04:14
A.

01:04:15
A.

01:04:15
Different place now.

01:04:17
I don't know if it's better.

01:04:18
But.

01:04:18
I hope so.

01:04:20
Well.

01:04:23
You know what they say.

01:04:25
If you can't join them.

01:04:26
You probably are better off.

01:04:28
No.

01:04:28
I don't want to join her.

01:04:29
Because.

01:04:30
From what I hear.

01:04:31
It's.

01:04:31
You know.

01:04:32
There are ghosts.

01:04:33
So.

01:04:37
Hopefully.

01:04:38
She's not a ghost.

01:04:42
She's not a ghost.

01:04:43
She's probably.

01:04:43
They have electric goo.

01:04:44
That runs this whole city.

01:04:45
Oh.

01:04:45
That sounds worse.

01:04:46
I don't.

01:04:47
Want to think about it.

01:04:48
Actually.

01:04:48
Well.

01:04:52
Then.

01:04:53
I won't detain you.

01:04:54
What did you come in here for?

01:04:55
You know.

01:04:56
I don't sell that stuff.

01:04:57
The goo?

01:04:58
Oh.

01:05:01
No.

01:05:01
I'm looking for.

01:05:02
Some.

01:05:04
Exotic foods.

01:05:05
You know.

01:05:09
Remember.

01:05:10
Oh.

01:05:10
You never remember.

01:05:11
The.

01:05:11
The.

01:05:11
Exotic foods.

01:05:13
That.

01:05:13
I was into.

01:05:14
For a time there.

01:05:15
And I'm still into.

01:05:16
You know.

01:05:19
You're a pro dear mother.

01:05:20
She thought that was a phase.

01:05:21
No.

01:05:26
No.

01:05:27
No.

01:05:28
I crave it.

01:05:29
I still crave it.

01:05:31
All right.

01:05:35
Well.

01:05:36
I mean.

01:05:37
Are you still.

01:05:38
Are you still selling it?

01:05:39
Is that still a thing.

01:05:40
That you're doing here?

01:05:41
Okay.

01:05:42
Let me.

01:05:44
Let me.

01:05:44
Let me.

01:05:44
Let me go in.

01:05:45
Go in the back.

01:05:46
And see what I.

01:05:47
I come up with here.

01:05:49
All right.

01:05:50
Just one second.

01:05:50
And he's going to.

01:05:52
Go around.

01:05:52
Back.

01:05:53
Go ahead and roll.

01:05:55
Your stress.

01:05:56
Roll.

01:05:57
So it's your lowest.

01:05:58
Hold on.

01:05:58
Let me pull you in here.

01:05:59
It is your lowest.

01:06:00
Okay.

01:06:01
I think it's going to be zero.

01:06:02
Because I don't have anything.

01:06:03
For.

01:06:04
Right.

01:06:07
Resolve.

01:06:07
Okay.

01:06:11
So.

01:06:11
I'll have you roll two.

01:06:13
And then just take the lowest.

01:06:14
Of the.

01:06:14
Of the two.

01:06:23
D6.

01:06:24
I.

01:06:28
Two.

01:06:29
He.

01:06:32
He comes around the corner.

01:06:34
And holding in his hand.

01:06:35
He just has a very.

01:06:37
Small tin can.

01:06:38
And on the.

01:06:39
Side of it.

01:06:40
You can see.

01:06:41
That it says.

01:06:42
Nimby's.

01:06:44
Cat food.

01:06:45
And he goes.

01:06:46
I was saving this.

01:06:49
For a special occasion.

01:06:50
But.

01:06:50
I think you need it more.

01:06:52
And he gives you.

01:06:53
The little.

01:06:54
Can of cat food.

01:06:55
Oh.

01:06:59
Nimby.

01:06:59
May she rest.

01:07:01
In peace.

01:07:01
Oh.

01:07:03
Well.

01:07:03
All right.

01:07:04
Well.

01:07:05
Cheers.

01:07:05
Cheers.

01:07:05
I hope she's not.

01:07:14
Electric goo either.

01:07:14
To electric goo.

01:07:19
And not being it.

01:07:20
Did you.

01:07:27
Was your whole side mission.

01:07:29
Just to get.

01:07:29
Cat food.

01:07:30
Yeah.

01:07:32
No.

01:07:32
From Uncle.

01:07:32
Uncle Skyluck.

01:07:34
I call him Uncle though.

01:07:36
Skyluck.

01:07:37
Skyluck.

01:07:38
Skyluck.

01:07:39
Skyluck.

01:07:39
Skyluck.

01:07:39
Skyluck.

01:07:40
Skyluck.

01:07:42
He's.

01:07:43
Uncle Skyluck.

01:07:44
He's desperately disfigured.

01:07:46
Um.

01:07:47
Well.

01:07:49
That looks like the.

01:07:51
Live action version of.

01:07:52
Skeletor.

01:07:53
Evil.

01:07:53
Yeah.

01:07:54
You know.

01:07:54
This is.

01:07:55
This is pretty good.

01:07:56
I think Nimby would have loved this.

01:08:01
I think that is.

01:08:01
I think that is.

01:08:01
I think that is.

01:08:02
I think that is.

01:08:02
I think that is.

01:08:02
I think that is.

01:08:02
I think that is.

01:08:02
Nippy had a distinguishing taste.

01:08:05
Yeah.

01:08:06
I can tell.

01:08:08
I can tell.

01:08:08
I can tell.

01:08:10
He's always a good.

01:08:16
Good soul.

01:08:17
Well.

01:08:18
Is there anything else I could help you with?

01:08:20
Charles Xander.

01:08:21
Well.

01:08:22
Charles Xander.

01:08:23
Have you heard anything going on.

01:08:24
Around.

01:08:25
Any of your.

01:08:26
Town.

01:08:27
Yeah.

01:08:29
Yeah.

01:08:30
Let's get this gossip.

01:08:31
From.

01:08:34
The local cat food dealer.

01:08:36
Well.

01:08:36
He leaps over.

01:08:41
And you can just tell.

01:08:42
He has been dying.

01:08:43
He's got some juicy gossip going on.

01:08:45
He says.

01:08:46
Well.

01:08:47
The spirit wardens.

01:08:49
You know all about them.

01:08:51
There's stockpiling.

01:08:52
Electroplasm.

01:08:53
Speaking of.

01:08:54
Electric goo.

01:08:55
I think.

01:08:56
That there's going to be.

01:08:57
You think there's going to be what?

01:09:00
I think.

01:09:04
He says.

01:09:05
There's going to be some shortages.

01:09:06
Around here.

01:09:07
I don't know for certain.

01:09:09
But.

01:09:09
Used to see the spirit wardens.

01:09:12
Walking the streets.

01:09:13
What?

01:09:13
Three.

01:09:13
Four times a night.

01:09:14
Now you don't see them at all.

01:09:15
I haven't seen them in a while.

01:09:17
Suspicious.

01:09:21
Right?

01:09:21
Don't be suspicious.

01:09:23
You know what?

01:09:23
But I never really put it together.

01:09:25
Hmm.

01:09:27
Stockpiling electric goo.

01:09:29
Where do we get that?

01:09:31
From.

01:09:31
From ghosts.

01:09:32
From ghosts.

01:09:32
Or people.

01:09:35
Dead people.

01:09:35
Right.

01:09:36
You know.

01:09:37
When someone.

01:09:37
When someone dies.

01:09:39
Either.

01:09:40
They become.

01:09:41
A spirit.

01:09:42
If they're allowed to linger.

01:09:43
And obviously.

01:09:44
We wouldn't want that for them.

01:09:45
You see how the ghosts around here.

01:09:46
Always screaming.

01:09:48
And.

01:09:48
Repetiting.

01:09:49
Being repetitive.

01:09:50
Possessing people.

01:09:52
They're a menace.

01:09:52
We don't want that.

01:09:53
So the spirit wardens come.

01:09:55
They're a menace.

01:09:56
The spirit wardens come.

01:09:58
And they take.

01:09:59
The spirits of the dead.

01:10:01
As they've died.

01:10:01
And they.

01:10:02
Take the gooey substance.

01:10:03
That is our soul.

01:10:04
And they use it to run all the electricity.

01:10:07
In Duskful.

01:10:08
And now all of a sudden.

01:10:09
There's shortages.

01:10:10
And now there's stockpiles.

01:10:12
Apparently.

01:10:12
Suspicious.

01:10:14
Why would they be stockpiling?

01:10:16
Gooey.

01:10:17
That is the question.

01:10:21
Why would they be stockpiling it?

01:10:23
For war?

01:10:23
A ghost war?

01:10:27
Prophet?

01:10:29
Ghost war?

01:10:31
I don't know.

01:10:32
Skylock doesn't know.

01:10:34
Skylock only hears.

01:10:38
Uncle Sluck.

01:10:40
Uncle Sluck.

01:10:40
It's.

01:10:40
Very interesting.

01:10:42
I.

01:10:43
Thank you for this.

01:10:44
Fancy feast.

01:10:46
But.

01:10:52
You.

01:10:56
No.

01:10:56
You.

01:10:56
No.

01:10:56
You're stressed.

01:10:57
You.

01:10:58
Oh actually.

01:10:59
I did not.

01:11:00
So how much did I lose?

01:11:01
Two?

01:11:02
Two.

01:11:05
All right.

01:11:08
All right.

01:11:12
Wish you.

01:11:14
Sorry.

01:11:15
Were you finished?

01:11:15
I didn't want to stop on your toes.

01:11:17
I can't see you right now.

01:11:18
It's just stupid.

01:11:18
No.

01:11:19
I had nothing extra.

01:11:20
I'm interested in the gossip.

01:11:23
And thank you for the cat food.

01:11:25
Is it still freezing on your side?

01:11:28
Just tiger.

01:11:31
It's frozen.

01:11:34
Why is it always me?

01:11:35
We don't know.

01:11:39
We keep having technical difficulties.

01:11:41
It's unfortunate.

01:11:42
It could be worse.

01:11:43
It's like.

01:11:43
You don't.

01:11:43
We don't ask questions anymore.

01:11:45
Yeah.

01:11:46
Yeah.

01:11:46
We're doing the best we can.

01:11:47
I.

01:11:49
Well the three of you.

01:11:51
Gather.

01:11:51
Hold on.

01:11:53
I got one more.

01:11:54
Oh yeah.

01:11:55
Go ahead.

01:11:55
I want to set up a long-term project of making like walkie talkies.

01:12:00
Walkie talkies.

01:12:02
Okay.

01:12:03
Or procuring walkie talkies.

01:12:04
I perhaps maybe can help since I am a tinkerer.

01:12:08
And I was the professor.

01:12:12
Yes.

01:12:13
If only we had coconuts.

01:12:14
Make this work.

01:12:20
All right.

01:12:25
Give me one second.

01:12:27
We'll get that.

01:12:28
We'll get started on this.

01:12:30
She wasn't anticipating telephones.

01:12:31
I.

01:12:32
That was.

01:12:33
You know what?

01:12:34
It wasn't.

01:12:35
That was not one of the things I anticipated.

01:12:37
Just like jumping into trash.

01:12:41
Well this is like a little different.

01:12:44
Jumping in the trash.

01:12:46
Introducing a very different.

01:12:49
World changing technology.

01:12:51
Or jumping in the trash.

01:12:53
Yeah.

01:12:57
I like to mix it up.

01:12:59
There was that one time you got in a fight with the TA.

01:13:01
The teacher's assistant.

01:13:03
You didn't want to get.

01:13:04
No.

01:13:06
It wasn't.

01:13:06
Oh.

01:13:07
The TSA.

01:13:08
The spaceport.

01:13:09
Yeah.

01:13:10
I was upset about that.

01:13:12
You go to jail.

01:13:16
You know what it was?

01:13:20
You didn't want to show your ID.

01:13:22
Like what kind of flyer are you?

01:13:28
You're the guy that shows up on public freakouts.

01:13:30
We'd be seeing Saren Turbo on the public freakout subreddit.

01:13:33
Screaming at Trent.

01:13:35
It was kind of interesting because we were both kind of just like politely differing.

01:13:40
And Andy kept being abstinent.

01:13:42
And I was like.

01:13:43
Okay.

01:13:44
More cops come.

01:13:45
Well I'm not showing them my ID.

01:13:47
Okay.

01:13:48
They're going to arrest you.

01:13:55
Bridget.

01:13:55
Bridget.

01:13:55
This should give you some insight to how you have to react to some.

01:13:58
You had to put that lay down the law.

01:14:03
Literally.

01:14:05
In that case.

01:14:08
Yes.

01:14:08
It's.

01:14:10
It turned.

01:14:11
It turned out fine though.

01:14:12
We met a rapist.

01:14:13
Yeah.

01:14:14
That was.

01:14:14
I know.

01:14:15
I don't think they've ever.

01:14:16
I know.

01:14:16
A new rapist.

01:14:17
Into Star Wars.

01:14:18
Could you imagine?

01:14:22
Jesus Christ.

01:14:22
I mean.

01:14:23
Twi'leks are.

01:14:24
Oh.

01:14:24
That would get dark.

01:14:25
Aren't they?

01:14:26
I mean.

01:14:29
That's the implication.

01:14:29
But I don't like to think about it.

01:14:31
All right.

01:14:32
Can we move on?

01:14:33
Right.

01:14:34
Squish.

01:14:36
He wandered himself.

01:14:38
Into.

01:14:39
Into.

01:14:40
Does anyone else want to come with Squish?

01:14:42
You guys can come to.

01:14:43
Well.

01:14:43
I haven't seen Squish in a while.

01:14:44
And I would like to meet up with him.

01:14:46
Although I don't know why we met up.

01:14:47
Maybe after I ate.

01:14:50
We ran into each other somehow.

01:14:53
I just felt.

01:14:54
Yeah.

01:14:56
I don't know.

01:14:57
Did you guys.

01:14:58
You went back to the junk store.

01:14:59
Yes.

01:15:00
And had food.

01:15:00
Yes.

01:15:00
Hey.

01:15:02
Chuckles.

01:15:03
You got something.

01:15:04
Right on your lip there.

01:15:06
You need to.

01:15:08
Yep.

01:15:10
Yep.

01:15:10
You.

01:15:11
You got it.

01:15:12
That's not as good.

01:15:13
Where are we at?

01:15:15
Are we in a bookstore?

01:15:16
You're in a store.

01:15:21
Yeah.

01:15:22
Not a bookstore.

01:15:24
But it does have books there.

01:15:26
It's a kind of hodgepodge.

01:15:30
Of.

01:15:31
Gizmos and gazmos.

01:15:33
And manuscripts.

01:15:34
And pamphlets.

01:15:37
It's just.

01:15:38
Electric and co.

01:15:40
Is the sign.

01:15:42
Over the door.

01:15:43
And when you walk in.

01:15:44
There's a shopkeeper there.

01:15:45
Normal looking guy at the desk.

01:15:47
And he goes.

01:15:48
Can I help you?

01:15:49
Yeah.

01:15:50
I'm looking for.

01:15:51
A device.

01:15:53
Or how to make a device.

01:15:55
To.

01:15:55
Talk to each other.

01:15:57
From.

01:15:58
Wirelessly.

01:16:00
Have you tried.

01:16:02
Wirelessly.

01:16:03
Yes.

01:16:04
Have you tried.

01:16:05
Putting Dixie cups together.

01:16:07
With string.

01:16:08
That.

01:16:08
Is.

01:16:09
Wired.

01:16:11
I would prefer.

01:16:12
Wireless.

01:16:13
Oh.

01:16:14
Well you just had to take the fun.

01:16:16
Out of everything.

01:16:17
Don't you?

01:16:17
That.

01:16:17
Yeah.

01:16:18
Yeah.

01:16:19
That's.

01:16:19
Oh we're going to invent.

01:16:20
Something new.

01:16:21
It sounds like.

01:16:22
I have not heard of this.

01:16:24
Wireless.

01:16:24
Technology.

01:16:27
I don't like it.

01:16:30
It's scary.

01:16:31
He kind of.

01:16:33
Scratches his head.

01:16:35
And he is like.

01:16:36
I got some books about it.

01:16:40
Something like that.

01:16:41
They've been messing around.

01:16:43
With this high tech.

01:16:44
Stuff for a while now.

01:16:46
Let me go.

01:16:47
And check.

01:16:48
And he kind of fumbles around.

01:16:49
And he pulls out a handful of pamphlets.

01:16:51
And hands them to you.

01:16:53
And he's like.

01:16:54
This is.

01:16:54
This is going to take you a while.

01:16:56
You're going to have to read these.

01:16:57
First.

01:16:58
And understand it.

01:16:59
And then you're going to have to go.

01:17:00
And find parts for it.

01:17:02
I.

01:17:03
I don't know.

01:17:04
Good luck.

01:17:06
Thank you.

01:17:08
Do you happen to have any of the parts here?

01:17:11
What parts do you need?

01:17:14
Well I haven't read them yet.

01:17:16
Did you read them?

01:17:17
Can you tell me?

01:17:18
If.

01:17:19
You're going to roll.

01:17:21
To read the pamphlets.

01:17:22
And how well you roll.

01:17:23
Depends on how well you understand.

01:17:24
Those pamphlets.

01:17:25
And that's going to be.

01:17:27
The start of your project.

01:17:28
Making walkie talkies.

01:17:29
Study.

01:17:31
I have good.

01:17:32
Can I.

01:17:33
Ah yeah.

01:17:34
It'll be a study.

01:17:34
Can I help?

01:17:34
Because I have good study too.

01:17:35
Can I hinder?

01:17:39
Because I don't like this.

01:17:40
You'd rather just yell?

01:17:46
Yeah.

01:17:47
Yeah.

01:17:47
You both can roll your study.

01:17:49
Or ghosts.

01:17:50
A group action.

01:17:52
All right.

01:17:53
We'll do a group action.

01:17:54
I'm Juckles.

01:17:55
Do a group study.

01:17:56
Controlled.

01:17:58
Does it matter?

01:18:00
It matters, right?

01:18:01
No.

01:18:02
I don't think it matters for this.

01:18:03
Yeah.

01:18:04
All right.

01:18:09
Oh boy.

01:18:10
All right.

01:18:12
Success.

01:18:12
All right.

01:18:14
So you thumb through the pamphlets.

01:18:16
You guys spend a long night together.

01:18:18
Huddled up eating.

01:18:19
In the junk fort.

01:18:21
And you read the pamphlets.

01:18:23
And you understand.

01:18:23
What you have to do.

01:18:25
Eureka.

01:18:27
Let me pull this up.

01:18:28
You're.

01:18:29
You're halfway.

01:18:31
What you got.

01:18:32
Because I didn't understand.

01:18:33
Any of this.

01:18:34
Oh no.

01:18:35
You just.

01:18:35
You got to do the.

01:18:37
The resistors.

01:18:38
And the capacitors.

01:18:39
In a very.

01:18:40
Specific order.

01:18:41
Can I have one of those sheets.

01:18:43
That want the fire.

01:18:44
I thought you loved reading.

01:18:46
Not about manuals.

01:18:50
Oh no.

01:18:50
This is mostly math.

01:18:51
I'm in the fine arts.

01:18:55
Sort of.

01:18:55
You know.

01:18:56
Liberal arts.

01:18:57
I never took you.

01:18:58
For.

01:18:59
A fine anything.

01:19:00
I didn't even know.

01:19:03
You could read.

01:19:03
By literally judging.

01:19:04
A book by its cover.

01:19:05
You're.

01:19:06
No.

01:19:06
I'm judging you.

01:19:07
And I'm the book.

01:19:11
Now you know.

01:19:12
What a metaphor is.

01:19:13
Interesting.

01:19:14
Oh.

01:19:16
That's what.

01:19:17
Liberal.

01:19:17
I'm Connor Crandall.

01:19:19
Well.

01:19:30
You guys are halfway.

01:19:31
To making your walkie talkies.

01:19:33
That'll be part of your.

01:19:34
Long-term project.

01:19:35
The next step.

01:19:37
Will be probably.

01:19:38
Buying the pieces.

01:19:39
But you all have done your.

01:19:41
Downtime activities.

01:19:43
I'm impressed.

01:19:44
I didn't know this would take you.

01:19:45
You guys would.

01:19:46
Get through this so quickly.

01:19:47
I'm so impressed.

01:19:48
There's just one.

01:19:49
Are there any carpets.

01:19:50
In this place.

01:19:51
There is carpeting.

01:19:54
On the floor.

01:19:54
But there are.

01:19:55
A few heavy tables.

01:19:56
On some of them.

01:19:57
So it wouldn't be.

01:19:58
Super easy.

01:19:59
To just pull them up.

01:20:00
But you could.

01:20:01
But I use my finesse.

01:20:02
Perhaps we could find.

01:20:03
Sure.

01:20:04
Another place.

01:20:04
To steal carpet.

01:20:06
Or.

01:20:06
What was the other thing?

01:20:07
Oh.

01:20:08
Too late.

01:20:09
The drapes.

01:20:11
The drapes.

01:20:12
Yeah.

01:20:14
I gotta earn.

01:20:15
I gotta earn.

01:20:16
Rizal's trust.

01:20:18
I'm stealing the carpet.

01:20:19
I'm doing it.

01:20:20
You said finesse.

01:20:21
Finesse.

01:20:22
One die.

01:20:23
That's what you have.

01:20:26
I don't remember.

01:20:28
Hold on.

01:20:29
I think you just upgraded.

01:20:31
Yeah.

01:20:32
Yeah.

01:20:32
I said one.

01:20:32
How did you do two?

01:20:38
Yeah.

01:20:39
That would suggest zero.

01:20:41
I said.

01:20:41
Did you.

01:20:43
You rolled finesse.

01:20:44
Oh.

01:20:45
So.

01:20:45
Yeah.

01:20:47
So I don't roll for two.

01:20:48
I rolled one.

01:20:49
I rolled for one.

01:20:50
So I only roll zero.

01:20:52
If I roll.

01:20:53
If I have a one dot.

01:20:53
Just go to.

01:20:54
If you're highlighting.

01:20:55
You can go to your.

01:20:56
Where it says action resistance.

01:20:58
And utility.

01:20:59
You can go to actions.

01:21:00
Okay.

01:21:03
And then in my modifier.

01:21:04
Because I rolled finesse.

01:21:05
You rolled finesse.

01:21:06
My modifier is zero.

01:21:08
Or is it one?

01:21:09
Did you.

01:21:10
Did you update your.

01:21:11
I just checked it.

01:21:12
It's still.

01:21:13
It's still one.

01:21:13
Did you put that one?

01:21:14
Yeah.

01:21:17
Oh weird.

01:21:17
So what do I put down?

01:21:21
Yeah.

01:21:21
Zero.

01:21:22
So.

01:21:22
You don't put down anything.

01:21:24
Your.

01:21:25
Your actions.

01:21:26
And then roll finesse.

01:21:27
You should.

01:21:28
It should just pop up one.

01:21:30
Yeah.

01:21:31
There you go.

01:21:31
Four.

01:21:33
Uh.

01:21:34
So you managed to.

01:21:36
Uh.

01:21:36
Rip up a good section of carpet.

01:21:38
But the.

01:21:39
Uh.

01:21:40
Electro guy.

01:21:41
At the.

01:21:41
Counter.

01:21:42
Definitely sees you.

01:21:43
And he's like.

01:21:44
Hey.

01:21:44
And he kicks all of you.

01:21:46
Out of the.

01:21:46
Uh.

01:21:47
Out of the shop.

01:21:48
You probably.

01:21:49
Take the carpet with me.

01:21:50
You did grab the carpet with you.

01:21:52
How.

01:21:53
How are we going to get our walkie talkie part.

01:21:55
We just got tricked out of the only electric shop in town.

01:21:58
Electric and co.

01:21:59
Why would you do that?

01:22:01
Wow.

01:22:05
I just imagine we're walking down the street.

01:22:08
And you have this rolled up piece of carpet.

01:22:10
Under your arm.

01:22:11
As we walk back towards the junk fort.

01:22:13
I'm just like.

01:22:15
You're so happy about this like.

01:22:18
Tiny section of rug.

01:22:19
I'm so drunk.

01:22:22
I don't even know why you came with.

01:22:27
I don't really like the idea of.

01:22:32
These phone things.

01:22:34
But we got carpet.

01:22:35
I got something out of this.

01:22:36
This is going to make it.

01:22:37
As you turn the corner to head up.

01:22:39
Down the street to the junk fort.

01:22:42
You are stopped.

01:22:43
By a cop.

01:22:44
By a blue coat.

01:22:45
Uh oh.

01:22:47
Hello mustache.

01:22:49
That is a serious mustache.

01:22:52
Yeah.

01:22:52
You look awfully German.

01:22:54
Softly moustached.

01:22:58
This is Constable Raya.

01:23:01
He is.

01:23:02
He's a constable here.

01:23:04
You see him quite a bit.

01:23:05
You see him quite a bit.

01:23:05
In Crow's foot.

01:23:06
He's not known for being a particularly.

01:23:08
A decent cop.

01:23:10
But he's also.

01:23:11
You know.

01:23:11
Not out to make too much trouble.

01:23:13
But he stops you.

01:23:14
And he's like.

01:23:14
He looks at.

01:23:16
The captain with his carpet.

01:23:18
And just shakes his head.

01:23:20
And goes.

01:23:20
You know.

01:23:21
You boys.

01:23:22
Move into that junk fort up there.

01:23:24
And all of a sudden.

01:23:25
We start having some issues.

01:23:26
And I.

01:23:27
I spoke around.

01:23:28
Who the fuck told you about the junk fort?

01:23:30
Please don't do that.

01:23:31
That's not our junk fort.

01:23:33
That's just junk.

01:23:34
Yeah.

01:23:34
That's just trash.

01:23:36
Hobos live in that place.

01:23:38
It's stuck.

01:23:38
It's just.

01:23:38
Hobos and.

01:23:39
Yeah.

01:23:41
They probably don't even have carpet up there.

01:23:42
You might even know.

01:23:43
There's not even like a place to put a fire in there.

01:23:46
Yeah.

01:23:46
From what I've heard.

01:23:48
You're taking this the wrong way.

01:23:52
I'm trying to get anyone into trouble.

01:23:55
But did you have a permit?

01:23:56
Oh.

01:23:56
I see what this is about.

01:23:58
You're looking for a bribe.

01:24:00
Well.

01:24:01
Well.

01:24:03
We didn't really build it.

01:24:04
It was.

01:24:04
It was there.

01:24:05
It's a small.

01:24:07
You need to overweigh.

01:24:10
You know.

01:24:10
Overlook the.

01:24:11
You know.

01:24:11
Lack of inspection.

01:24:12
That you boys did.

01:24:14
And.

01:24:14
I could look the other way.

01:24:16
In case.

01:24:17
You have more carpet thefts.

01:24:19
To deal with.

01:24:19
Well.

01:24:20
Here's your bribe.

01:24:22
Have a carpet.

01:24:23
Listen.

01:24:24
Do you.

01:24:28
Perhaps.

01:24:29
Enjoy.

01:24:30
Onions.

01:24:30
You know.

01:24:34
I know.

01:24:34
That makes a good onion.

01:24:36
And eel.

01:24:37
That's not the point.

01:24:38
The point is.

01:24:39
Is.

01:24:40
You know.

01:24:41
You've been here.

01:24:42
For a little bit.

01:24:43
Me and my buddies.

01:24:45
At the police station.

01:24:46
Have seen.

01:24:47
What you've been doing.

01:24:47
And.

01:24:48
We're just a little concerned.

01:24:50
And we just want to make sure.

01:24:51
Things are okay.

01:24:52
By you.

01:24:53
I could take one.

01:24:53
Am I under arrest?

01:24:55
You know.

01:24:55
Just to ask.

01:24:56
If you.

01:24:56
Oh.

01:24:59
Arrest.

01:25:00
Is such a harsh word.

01:25:01
But.

01:25:02
Where did you get the carpet from.

01:25:04
Sir.

01:25:04
I bought it.

01:25:06
Off the street.

01:25:07
Do you have a receipt?

01:25:10
No.

01:25:10
It was a gentleman's.

01:25:12
A gentleman's.

01:25:12
A gentleman's sake.

01:25:13
Listen.

01:25:18
I think I might.

01:25:20
You have to.

01:25:20
Get my.

01:25:21
Get my colleagues.

01:25:22
Down here.

01:25:23
We might need to take you.

01:25:24
All right.

01:25:24
All right.

01:25:24
All right.

01:25:25
All right.

01:25:27
No.

01:25:28
No.

01:25:28
You just.

01:25:29
You bust our balls.

01:25:30
No.

01:25:31
Like.

01:25:31
We don't need to get anybody else involved.

01:25:33
You know.

01:25:34
Let's just not.

01:25:35
Let's not be too hasty.

01:25:36
So.

01:25:36
We got a little bit of Alyssa carpet.

01:25:38
You know.

01:25:39
Who doesn't?

01:25:39
I run.

01:25:42
Can I offer you.

01:25:44
A free meal.

01:25:46
At the golden plum.

01:25:48
He looks at you.

01:25:52
And he's like.

01:25:52
My anniversary is coming up.

01:25:55
I can make a reservation.

01:25:57
You give me a seat at the golden plum.

01:26:00
And.

01:26:01
I'll see what I can do with the rest of them.

01:26:04
But.

01:26:05
You.

01:26:06
You can't be stealing carpet boys.

01:26:07
It's just.

01:26:08
It's unseemly.

01:26:09
It's just.

01:26:10
We never stole it.

01:26:12
It's just a bunch of dust.

01:26:13
In the shape of the captain.

01:26:15
He's.

01:26:17
Long gone.

01:26:18
That ran.

01:26:22
And you guys.

01:26:23
And you left him.

01:26:24
And you left him.

01:26:27
That's not.

01:26:28
What I'm going to do.

01:26:30
Oh.

01:26:38
Then we're definitely.

01:26:39
Carpeting this junk.

01:26:41
All right.

01:26:44
You guys get to here.

01:26:46
The cop leaves you alone.

01:26:48
Office.

01:26:49
Constable Fry.

01:26:50
But he is going to be a pain in your butt now.

01:26:52
He's going to kind of keep an eye on you guys.

01:26:53
Going here on out.

01:26:55
You're part of his.

01:26:56
Regular beat.

01:26:57
Wow.

01:27:00
Is he.

01:27:00
Does he.

01:27:01
Does he follow the rules.

01:27:02
Or does he have to do things by his own way.

01:27:04
But he's a good man at heart.

01:27:06
Does he get the job done.

01:27:10
Come call him a rule breaker.

01:27:11
I am trying to eat a sandwich here.

01:27:15
To be dead.

01:27:20
I slit his throat from ear to ear.

01:27:26
Hey.

01:27:27
I'm trying to eat my lunch.

01:27:30
Ah.

01:27:32
Wow.

01:27:32
All right.

01:27:33
Well.

01:27:34
Junk.

01:27:34
Sweet junk.

01:27:35
I start carpeting the wall.

01:27:36
Carpeting the wall.

01:27:39
Carpeting the wall.

01:27:41
Really?

01:27:42
Did you check for ants?

01:27:44
No.

01:27:45
Ants come later.

01:27:46
So no.

01:27:47
No.

01:27:47
Good.

01:27:48
They make.

01:27:48
That's how you get ants.

01:27:50
And cats love to eat ants.

01:27:54
Wow.

01:27:55
It's a self-sustaining ecosystem.

01:27:56
That's true.

01:27:57
And I love to eat cats.

01:28:02
The circle.

01:28:05
Do we have a hole in the floor yet?

01:28:07
No.

01:28:10
Why don't you wreck one in there.

01:28:12
And see if you make a hole in the floor.

01:28:13
Okay.

01:28:14
I take my.

01:28:15
I would suggest.

01:28:16
I take my.

01:28:17
I take my rapier.

01:28:18
And start prying up boards.

01:28:19
This is a great idea guys.

01:28:21
You.

01:28:23
You have to stop.

01:28:24
Yes.

01:28:25
You're really fucking this up for everyone.

01:28:27
What do I have.

01:28:31
What do I roll for.

01:28:33
Prying up a floor board.

01:28:34
It's wreck.

01:28:36
Wreck.

01:28:38
Yes.

01:28:39
I don't get the.

01:28:40
I haven't got the use wreck yet.

01:28:41
I'm going to wreck it.

01:28:43
Oh.

01:28:44
No.

01:28:45
Yeah.

01:28:46
No.

01:28:47
I was hoping he got a wall.

01:28:48
No.

01:28:48
He got all his failures out last week.

01:28:53
Dude.

01:28:53
We're going to.

01:28:54
This is.

01:28:55
This is where we're going to the bathroom.

01:28:56
You can't just put a hole in the middle of the floor.

01:28:59
Where did you put the hole?

01:29:03
Right in the middle.

01:29:05
Right in the middle.

01:29:05
Oh no.

01:29:06
Like.

01:29:11
Like.

01:29:11
There's.

01:29:12
Right in the picture.

01:29:13
Like.

01:29:13
We.

01:29:13
I should just call it.

01:29:14
Like.

01:29:15
A big hole.

01:29:16
Right.

01:29:16
Oh no.

01:29:17
Did you put.

01:29:18
Not a big hole.

01:29:18
It's man sized.

01:29:20
Did you put a door over the hole?

01:29:20
Oh no.

01:29:23
I put.

01:29:24
I put.

01:29:24
I put.

01:29:25
Some of the.

01:29:25
This is the most dangerous.

01:29:26
This is why the cops are hassling us about permits.

01:29:31
This is not the code.

01:29:33
I got enough carpet on the walls.

01:29:39
And right.

01:29:40
One.

01:29:40
And I put one little bit of carpet right in the middle on that hole.

01:29:43
Because it ties the room together.

01:29:45
See.

01:29:47
Brought it all around town.

01:29:48
I kind of hope he pulls through it.

01:29:52
I think it's.

01:29:54
Yeah.

01:29:55
Well.

01:29:55
Considering how drunk.

01:29:56
If you throw.

01:29:57
Hey.

01:29:59
If you throw a carpet over it.

01:30:01
It could be a trap.

01:30:02
Yeah.

01:30:02
For us.

01:30:03
It is a trap.

01:30:04
For us.

01:30:04
For us.

01:30:05
I'm going to get up in the middle of the night.

01:30:09
To go to the bathroom.

01:30:10
Yeah.

01:30:11
That's how you do the bathroom.

01:30:12
Into the creek.

01:30:13
It's called a bidet.

01:30:17
It'll be so clean.

01:30:19
Down.

01:30:20
Oh.

01:30:24
There's the hole.

01:30:25
There's the hole.

01:30:26
Wait.

01:30:27
Did you just draw it?

01:30:31
What?

01:30:31
No.

01:30:32
How about that fast?

01:30:35
Oh, no.

01:30:35
Well.

01:30:42
You.

01:30:43
You managed to pop up a board.

01:30:45
And now you have a great gaping hole.

01:30:47
With the.

01:30:47
Sewer wind.

01:30:48
Blowing through.

01:30:49
Into your junk.

01:30:51
No.

01:30:52
I covered it with a carpet.

01:30:54
I thought.

01:30:56
That was.

01:30:56
Falls.

01:30:57
What?

01:30:59
I thought that was.

01:31:00
You were carpeting the walls.

01:31:01
That's what you were saying.

01:31:02
You were going to put the carpet on the walls.

01:31:04
I put some on the walls.

01:31:05
Some over the hole.

01:31:06
How much carpet did you have under your arm?

01:31:08
Half the guy's room.

01:31:11
It was special success.

01:31:13
I think.

01:31:13
I think the bigger question is.

01:31:15
Is how big is the junk fort?

01:31:17
Oh.

01:31:18
It's about.

01:31:19
You know.

01:31:19
A couple knots.

01:31:21
That.

01:31:22
Does not make sense.

01:31:24
A couple cubits.

01:31:25
About four cubits across.

01:31:28
You know.

01:31:30
I don't know what a cubit is.

01:31:31
So.

01:31:32
I'm.

01:31:32
Still.

01:31:33
I guess you're wrong.

01:31:34
Bridget.

01:31:36
What.

01:31:36
Does this place have.

01:31:37
Does this world have its own measuring system?

01:31:39
We haven't really.

01:31:39
We haven't really.

01:31:40
No.

01:31:41
Determined that yet.

01:31:42
Because it's all light years.

01:31:45
And Star Wars.

01:31:48
There are.

01:31:50
There are.

01:31:51
There are.

01:31:52
Light years of bar sex.

01:31:53
And how fast you can make them.

01:31:56
There are defined like.

01:32:01
Months and stuff.

01:32:02
But.

01:32:03
They have like.

01:32:03
Ten week days.

01:32:04
Or ten.

01:32:05
Ten day weeks.

01:32:06
The metric system.

01:32:06
Ten week days.

01:32:08
Could you imagine?

01:32:09
I spent a month there one night.

01:32:10
Can you imagine?

01:32:17
Oh.

01:32:18
Well.

01:32:19
That's what I got for you tonight.

01:32:20
Thank you.

01:32:21
Thank you.