Episode 11

Season 2, Episode 11
March 15, 2023

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I got Bridget the other night. Do you guys know who Yaddle is?

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Yeah, I do. Yeah.

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Doesn't he have great hair?

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I think it's a she.

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Doesn't she have great hair?

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No.

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I was like, she's like, is there anybody else like Yoda around?

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I'm like, yeah, there's another one on the council.

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He has great hair.

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We looked him up and he does have great hair.

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I think she has disgusting hair.

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Wow, that's racist or speciesist.

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Or sexist.

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Yeah, that's some great looking hair right there, you know.

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I didn't know there was a girl, though.

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I do feel bad about that.

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I mean, yeah, I think it's better than Yoda's hair.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I mean, I didn't expect it to be like, you know.

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Yeah, I didn't expect it to be like human hair.

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Yeah, like, you know, almost like a wig.

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I don't know.

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I guess I expected all the Yoda species to have it to be bald.

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I mean, look at Grogu.

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He's a baby.

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Yeah, he's a baby.

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I know, I know.

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But I'm just saying, you know.

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What are you saying?

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Out of the three Yodas I've seen.

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Yeah, there he is.

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She is.

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Scattered legs crossed.

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That looks so bad.

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That's awesome.

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That's some good shit, bro.

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Why aren't they called something like the Weez?

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The Weez?

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No, they don't have a name.

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Yeah, they never named it.

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I don't think they did.

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That was like double.

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My God.

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So did you pick your spell or what?

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Yeah, I'm done.

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I was waiting for you guys.

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Started distracting us.

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Well, we got to talking about Mandalorian.

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Who's the one that did that?

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Probably the Mandalorian.

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That dick.

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The big old dick.

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They didn't bring back your droid, though.

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I was kind of curious if they were actually going to come back.

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Oh, I'm sure he's going to come back.

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Yeah?

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Do you think he's going to come back and save the day at the end of the season?

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Who knows?

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Do you think he's going to be a little gold?

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Maybe.

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Did I ever tell you how I got Bridget?

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there in The Force Awakens.

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I went and saw it with you guys.

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I told her she wouldn't recognize.

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You said you wouldn't recognize C-3PO?

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Yeah.

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Because of my new arm.

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Or leg.

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That's what he said.

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You probably don't recognize me because of my new arm.

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She really believed me.

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That was great.

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Great time.

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She's probably really mad.

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No.

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She laughs.

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She has to.

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All right.

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You guys ready to fight this dragon?

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Is this music choppy for anyone else?

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I don't even have music.

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No.

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It's fine for me.

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There it goes.

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I got it going.

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Okay.

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I had it really low.

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Or mute maybe.

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Spear of justice, huh?

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Oh, I like it.

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Oh, the green dragon rolled the lowest initiative.

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Do I?

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Is there anything going on?

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Is the game starting?

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No.

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The dragon appeared.

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Oh, okay.

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I just didn't know.

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I thought you said initiative.

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Jerry upside down.

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Because that sounds like something I would be doing right now.

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He's not upside down.

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Am I in the right game?

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It says you're in here.

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And then am I upside down?

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There's a lot of people in here.

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I'm in the lobby.

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Yeah, don't go to the lobby.

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Activate.

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I'm in the lobby, too.

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Activate the area.

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There we go.

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The green dragon.

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Okay.

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What do you guys do?

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Has he attacked us yet?

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Are we?

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I'm going to try to hide.

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Summer.

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A dragon.

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What?

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He just appeared.

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And then you see Rick in the hole.

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Summer, I think we should leave your grandpa and abandon this.

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Because this just got too real for me.

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I am not fighting a dragon.

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I was promised a lion.

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There's no...

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That's the thing.

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Someone was lying to you about the lion.

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Wait.

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So what's...

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So the dragon appeared.

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Does he look mean?

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Do you think he'll listen to reason?

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Is he intelligent?

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Is he like one of those intelligent dragons that we can ask questions and kind of maybe trick?

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He's pretty smart.

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Is it a slut dragon?

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Dragon!

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It's a slut dragon.

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What do you want from us, dragon?

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You all know this dragon's a slut.

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The dragon just stares at you and opens his mouth.

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So, yeah.

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Just give us Grandpa and we won't hurt you.

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I will give you a gold top hat.

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What do you think of spiders?

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You don't have a gold top hat.

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I know, but he doesn't know that.

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Unless you tell him, because you're the game master.

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He does not want to listen to it.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Alright.

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Summer, you got any bright ideas?

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Do you want to throw your sword at him?

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Well, I have a sword.

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Yeah.

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You got it back from Brimble?

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Oh, no.

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I don't think I did.

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I guess.

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He's dead.

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I don't think.

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Yeah.

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I think you.

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I was listening for it.

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For you to go to say, pick up your sword, but you never did.

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Oh, no.

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Is there any rocks or poles I can hide behind?

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Yeah.

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There's like pillars in the room.

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Alright.

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I'm gonna hide behind one of those pillars.

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Is he watching me?

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It's Summer's turn.

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I'm Summer.

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Hi, Summer.

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It's your turn.

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Um.

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Oh.

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It's the initiative.

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It's the start hiding.

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Yeah.

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We rolled initiative last week.

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Yeah.

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Apparently.

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Then I will shoot it.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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Roll the d20 plus seven, is it?

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Plus eight.

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Can you try pausing the song and playing it again?

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It's just, it's really choppy on my end.

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Better or worse?

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No, it's, it's not choppy for you, Boo?

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No, it's fine for me.

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Yeah, it just, it just keeps clicking in and out.

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Still?

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Yeah, still.

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I don't know.

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I'm not sure why.

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Um.

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I, I would just turn it down, except I kind of want to hear it.

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And also.

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Maybe if, let me, let me re- reload.

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See if that helps.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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Oh, I think that helped.

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Alright, you can go back to whatever you had before.

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Nope.

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I like this one.

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Okay.

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Summer, your turn.

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Alright.

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You just said you were going to shoot him, right?

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Yeah, I'm going to shoot him.

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Okay.

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Aim for his eyes.

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That way we can maybe survive this.

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What?

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Aim for his eyes.

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That's a dragon's weak point.

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Alright, I aim for his eyes.

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Does he have eyes?

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Aim for his eyes.

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Yes.

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It's going to be, uh, you're going to roll with disadvantage.

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I don't want to do that.

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I just want to hit it.

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No, actually, I'll go for it.

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Okay.

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Um, I forgot to roll.

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What is it?

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D10?

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D20.

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Oh, D20 first.

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Plus eight.

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Oh, well, roll them separately so we know.

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Okay.

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So just roll a 1D20.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so that's a 26 and then roll another one.

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Alright.

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So that's a 21.

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So that hits.

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Yeah!

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And I hit him in the eyes?

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You do hit him in the eyes.

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So roll 2D10.

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Plus three.

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So usually it's 1D10?

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Yeah.

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And because it's in his eyes, I get 2D10?

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Yeah.

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Okay, cool.

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2D10.

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So 15 damage?

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Uh, did I, I didn't put the plus in there?

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No.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I didn't put the plus in there.

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Alright.

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Okay, boo.

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Or Jerry, your turn.

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So does the dragon do anything when I shoot him in the eye?

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Uh, I mean, he kind of coils back and screams a little bit.

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So no.

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Um.

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I feel like that was pretty epic and there was no reaction here.

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I activate a shield.

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Is that a can trip?

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Uh, no, that's a prepared.

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It's a, uh, second level.

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That's what he said.

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Can do!

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Alright.

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Until the start of your next turn, you have a plus 5 to AC.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Now it's the green dragon's turn.

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I'm sure he's friendly.

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Dragon!

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What's your name?

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And, uh, the young green dragon.

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Oh, it's young?

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Is that why it has a beard?

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Is it a teenager?

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Summer, you might have a chance with this one.

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I had a chance with the last one.

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Until you killed him.

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I didn't kill him.

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He died.

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Through your inaction, probably.

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Wow.

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That's, that's called projecting, Summer.

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You think I killed him?

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No.

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I think you projected that you killed him.

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Alright.

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So he goes to swipe at, um,

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at Summer.

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I'm Summer.

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Yes.

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With disadvantage because he's got an arrow in his eye.

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Yeah!

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Can't get much worse than that.

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Oh, yeah!

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Critical fail!

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His legs fall off.

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He goes to swipe at you.

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And falls asleep.

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And he just falls down, so now he's prone.

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Alright.

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I should, I smite him.

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You what?

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You smite him?

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I said that, but I just got caught up in the moment.

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It doesn't mean anything.

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It does.

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I was about to say, what does that mean?

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Did you urinate on him?

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Uh, I...

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Try to...

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Try to do a Duke Nukem 3D?

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Uh, shit down his neck.

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Dad!

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Ugh!

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I think we should take advantage of his being prone somehow.

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What can you do?

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Can you do magic?

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Yeah, but it's your turn.

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Right.

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But how...

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Can you, like, I don't know, do something cool to me?

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I can make you climb a wall as a spider.

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Um...

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Okay, um...

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I'm trying to think of how that can help.

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Like, if I did that, then...

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I can...

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I can put you to sleep?

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No.

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No, I don't want to go to sleep.

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Uh, invisibility?

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And while you guys are arguing...

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Rick wakes up.

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Grandpa!

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He is now conscious.

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So we can see him?

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Rick is getting control, bitches!

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Oh, boy.

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I feel like this is a double-edged sword, Dad.

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Alright, there's his initiative roll.

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Oh, shit.

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Uh, I'm gonna shoot at the, uh, dragon again.

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Okay.

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Uh, how many arrows do I have left?

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I haven't been keeping count.

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I feel like maybe that was my job, but I didn't.

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It's definitely part of your job.

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I was hoping no one noticed.

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So...

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I didn't.

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So...

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You could have just told us, you know, if you hadn't brought it up, we probably wouldn't have

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I think you brought this up before.

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I did, and then you said, keep count this time, and then I didn't.

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Yeah.

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So I think we said you had ten this...

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Ten.

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So then I have five now?

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No.

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Well, you had ten.

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Well, no.

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You had ten before.

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I had ten before when it...

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Oh, here.

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I used four in the battle against, uh, Frinky Frim.

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Okay, so you only got six.

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Well, five now?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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Uh...

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And no sword.

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Let me...

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Arrows.

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So I had ten...

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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I had six minus one.

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All right.

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Okay.

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And now, yeah, I'm gonna shoot at it.

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But I don't get anything from him being prone, right?

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Not with that.

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No.

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Would...

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Is he gonna be prone with, uh, with Boo on Boo's turn?

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Yeah.

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He's not gonna be able to stand up until he's his turn.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So maybe we can take advantage of it then.

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I'll just kick the can down the road.

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The best...

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The best strategy.

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Okay.

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So are you gonna fire?

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Yeah, I'm gonna fire.

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Okay, then.

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Roll a d20.

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Plus eight.

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Seven.

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Eight.

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Sorry.

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So 21.

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20.

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All right.

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Then roll...

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I thought you said plus seven.

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Oh, plus eight.

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No, it's plus eight.

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When you level up, you got, uh...

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Plus eight instead of plus seven.

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Oh, yeah.

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I made that...

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I wrote that down.

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I'm keeping track.

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Okay.

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So then roll, uh, d10.

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Plus three.

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So nine points of damage.

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Yeah.

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Socket, is he dead now?

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No.

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That sucks.

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All right.

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It's Rick's turn.

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Rick stands up and he casts Fireball on the dragon.

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Yeah, Rick!

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Wait, you can do that?

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I thought there was only ice in this world.

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I thought there's only frosts and various rays of it.

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It's...

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It's...

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Listen, Fireball is a very, very complex art.

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And I'm working on it.

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I've got burning hands and I've also got burning hands.

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And that just burns my hands.

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Oh!

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But it's working.

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It's a work in progress.

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So you can turn invisible and you can burn your hands.

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And I can put you to sleep.

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Please don't do that.

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Sleep!

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Well, it's not your turn.

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Oh my god.

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And Rick's Fireball does 19 points of damage.

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And it's dead now, right?

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No, but his arms did fall off.

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He's definitely not going to be able to shoot any fire out of his mouth.

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Okay.

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It is...

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Who's turn?

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Jerry's turn.

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Magic Mountain, baby.

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I'm throwing a magic missile at him.

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Okay.

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And that is...

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You have to roll...

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Four...

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Four...

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Or...

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Oh, okay.

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So roll three...

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Deep...

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Yeah, three deep fours for...

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Plus one.

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I think you have to roll four...

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Four...

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Oh, yeah.

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Just...

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God.

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Okay.

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Go ahead.

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What happened?

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All right.

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So that's 13 points of damage.

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You're real Chris Pratt.

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All right.

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It's the Green Dragon's turn.

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He's no longer young.

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He's...

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No, he's still young.

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But he stands up.

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He's able to stand up and take a swipe at Rick.

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No.

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He's going to bite Rick.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm willing...

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I'm willing to take that risk.

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That he's going to bite?

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What?

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No.

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I mean...

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I have...

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Grandpa.

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I'm sure he'll be fine.

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Oh, sure.

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All right.

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That hits.

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Good luck.

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Good luck.

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Good luck.

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Thank you.

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Oh, 21 damage.

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No.

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That's...

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Oh.

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Oh.

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That's 18 points of damage, though.

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That's...

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Slightly better, I guess.

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Summer?

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That's me.

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Yes.

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Summertime!

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In the city.

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I...

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Let's see.

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So I don't have...

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I have no...

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So the only weapon I have is this bow?

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Yep.

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Oh, shit.

00:19:16
In your charm.

00:19:19
Yeah, in my butt.

00:19:21
Okay.

00:19:22
I'm going to shoot it.

00:19:23
This is all I can do.

00:19:28
All right.

00:19:29
So...

00:19:31
It's a d20, right?

00:19:33
Plus eight.

00:19:34
Plus eight.

00:19:35
Oh, you got lucky.

00:19:42
Okay.

00:19:43
Is this...

00:19:44
Is this from Undertale?

00:19:46
Yeah.

00:19:47
Yeah.

00:19:49
Roll a d10 plus...

00:19:51
Three.

00:19:53
Oh, man.

00:19:57
I might have to play this game again.

00:19:59
This is the song that might play when you fight Sans.

00:20:01
That's awesome.

00:20:04
When you fight...

00:20:05
Oh.

00:20:06
Comic Sans?

00:20:08
Yeah.

00:20:09
Okay.

00:20:11
It's Rick's turn.

00:20:15
Rick this time is going to cast Lightning Bolt.

00:20:17
It is...

00:20:25
Oh, I got to make that.

00:20:26
Did you mean to do that private?

00:20:35
Oh, yeah.

00:20:37
I hit private.

00:20:37
That doesn't matter.

00:20:38
None of this really matters.

00:20:40
Wow.

00:20:42
Nihilism is so exhausting.

00:20:44
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism.

00:20:48
At least it's an ethos.

00:20:49
Yeah.

00:20:50
Doing 15 points of damage.

00:20:56
To Rick?

00:20:57
No.

00:20:58
Oh.

00:20:59
I keep losing track of who's in...

00:21:03
Who's fighting.

00:21:04
Okay.

00:21:09
It is...

00:21:10
Jerry's turn.

00:21:12
Or no.

00:21:12
Summer?

00:21:13
Yeah, Jerry's turn.

00:21:14
No, it's Jerry's turn.

00:21:15
No, it's Jerry's turn.

00:21:16
I jump on the wall with Spider Climb.

00:21:19
Are you?

00:21:20
Okay.

00:21:21
I have never got to use this one yet.

00:21:24
I'm going to do it.

00:21:25
I'm throwing everything I got.

00:21:27
Once attacked.

00:21:30
Okay.

00:21:33
Until the spells end, one willing creature you touch gains the ability to move up, down,

00:21:38
across vertical services, and upside down on ceilings.

00:21:41
Who are you touching?

00:21:42
If you want to get near me, you better touch it.

00:21:44
You better be...

00:21:46
Hopefully it's you.

00:21:47
Himself?

00:21:47
Wait.

00:21:49
You can still attack, right?

00:21:50
Yeah.

00:21:52
Or I'm attached to the wall, right?

00:21:53
No.

00:21:54
All right.

00:21:55
Just hear me out, Dad.

00:21:56
I don't say anything out loud, except right now.

00:22:01
I might be out of arrows soon, so I'm going to need a backup attack plan.

00:22:05
I will get on the ceiling and distract him.

00:22:09
You hit him from behind with your sword.

00:22:11
I have no sword.

00:22:12
You hit him behind with your bow.

00:22:14
It'll break.

00:22:15
I guess it doesn't matter if I have...

00:22:17
I mean, what are you...

00:22:19
I mean, you can stab it with your arrow.

00:22:21
I don't...

00:22:23
I mean...

00:22:24
Yeah, I don't...

00:22:25
Eventually she's going to be out of arrows.

00:22:27
I know, but, you know, I'm just trying to make do.

00:22:29
You know?

00:22:30
Wizards don't run out of powers.

00:22:33
We just keep coming up with new stuff all the time.

00:22:36
That's not true at all.

00:22:37
Right.

00:22:38
You've run out of spells.

00:22:40
I mean, yeah.

00:22:42
I think I might be better if it were me jumping on the dragon instead of you.

00:22:46
That's my thought, anyway.

00:22:47
All right.

00:22:49
So I give her...

00:22:50
I quickly give her spider climb.

00:22:52
And then that's my turn.

00:22:54
Okay.

00:22:55
Summer's your turn.

00:22:56
Spider climb.

00:22:57
Spider climb.

00:22:58
I spider climb.

00:22:59
Okay.

00:23:00
To where?

00:23:01
Just the wall?

00:23:02
The pillar?

00:23:03
The ceiling?

00:23:03
The ceiling.

00:23:04
I'm going way up to the ceiling.

00:23:06
Okay.

00:23:07
Rick's turn.

00:23:10
He's going to do another lightning bolt.

00:23:14
That worked so well last time.

00:23:17
Wow.

00:23:19
He's really smart.

00:23:19
Get him, Grandpa.

00:23:22
Smart.

00:23:23
Smart.

00:23:23
Smart.

00:23:24
Okay.

00:23:28
Oops.

00:23:39
Doing 15 points of damage.

00:23:48
Nice.

00:23:49
Good.

00:23:50
Oh, wait.

00:23:50
No.

00:23:50
That's the green dragon.

00:23:51
No.

00:23:53
Oh.

00:23:53
You're just not moving the combat tracker, which is fine.

00:23:56
I just got...

00:23:56
I can't look at it to know whose turn it is.

00:23:58
Oh.

00:23:59
Okay.

00:23:59
I thought...

00:24:01
I went to click on him.

00:24:02
Okay.

00:24:02
So now it's...

00:24:03
If you...

00:24:04
If you double click it, I think, it pops out in a new window.

00:24:09
Oh, no.

00:24:10
You have to right-click it.

00:24:11
You right-click it, then what?

00:24:13
It pops out into its own window, so you can keep the chat open while you have the combat

00:24:18
tracker open.

00:24:18
Oh.

00:24:20
Oh.

00:24:21
So then I can just...

00:24:23
Yeah, but I can't...

00:24:24
How can I move the...

00:24:27
Oh.

00:24:29
Oh.

00:24:29
There we go.

00:24:30
Okay.

00:24:30
I can begin.

00:24:31
Oh, I can...

00:24:33
Oh, I can move after my turn.

00:24:35
Okay.

00:24:36
I skipped my turn on accident.

00:24:38
Oh, you killed me.

00:24:41
No, I blinded you or something.

00:24:43
Oh.

00:24:43
Sweet.

00:24:44
I made you invisible.

00:24:46
I'm invisible.

00:24:48
Oh, so it's...

00:24:51
Oh, it is Rick's turn, because I climbed to the ceiling.

00:24:53
Yeah.

00:24:54
So he just attacked.

00:24:56
So now it's Pooh's turn.

00:24:58
All right.

00:24:58
I am...

00:24:59
I'm going to go...

00:25:00
We'll skip Rick, then.

00:25:01
How do I...

00:25:02
There should be an arrow at the bottom of the window.

00:25:04
Okay.

00:25:05
There we go.

00:25:05
I'm going to hit it with a ray of frost real quick.

00:25:10
Oh, yeah.

00:25:11
Ray of frost.

00:25:12
I've never been so excited to see you.

00:25:13
Okay.

00:25:17
Okay.

00:25:20
Okay.

00:25:20
Do a range...

00:25:21
Do a...

00:25:22
Roll a d20.

00:25:23
Okay.

00:25:29
You miss.

00:25:30
Pass.

00:25:34
What?

00:25:34
It just goes by him?

00:25:35
Yeah.

00:25:37
Does it at least, like, freeze the wall?

00:25:39
Yeah.

00:25:41
It hits behind him and makes the wall really cold.

00:25:43
Oh, cool.

00:25:44
Oh, wow.

00:25:45
That's actually pretty cool.

00:25:46
Like, uh...

00:25:47
Nitrogen?

00:25:47
Like, liquid nitrogen?

00:25:49
Yeah.

00:25:50
I should aim it at the floor next time and slip him up.

00:25:53
Does he have wings?

00:25:54
Yes.

00:25:56
Fuck.

00:25:57
Does he really...

00:25:59
Does he really have a beard?

00:26:00
Like, in this picture?

00:26:01
No.

00:26:02
So, it's the green dragon's turn.

00:26:04
Oh, the game is paused.

00:26:05
I can't move my character.

00:26:06
There you go.

00:26:08
The young green dragon's turn.

00:26:10
And he's going to turn around and he's going to do a multi-attack on Rick.

00:26:14
A multi-attack?

00:26:15
Yes.

00:26:16
So, it's one bite and two swipes of its claw.

00:26:19
Can I do a multi-attack?

00:26:25
No.

00:26:25
No.

00:26:25
Stupid.

00:26:28
Oh.

00:26:30
I forgot to add seven.

00:26:31
Doesn't matter.

00:26:33
His bite misses.

00:26:34
D20.

00:26:47
All right.

00:26:48
All right.

00:26:48
And his first claw attack wins.

00:26:50
Go.

00:26:58
Doing 11 points of damage.

00:27:04
To Rick.

00:27:07
How is he looking?

00:27:08
Rick?

00:27:10
Yeah.

00:27:10
He looks drunk.

00:27:12
Fresh is a newborn babe.

00:27:15
So, fresh is a newborn babe.

00:27:16
Okay.

00:27:18
That hits.

00:27:19
The second claw attack hits.

00:27:20
Oh, wait.

00:27:33
Oh, okay.

00:27:35
Doing 21 points of damage.

00:27:37
I mean, that would have killed me.

00:27:39
And after that, Rick is knocked unconscious.

00:27:44
Oh, now he's dead.

00:27:46
I asked you how he was looking.

00:27:48
You just said drunk.

00:27:49
Yeah.

00:27:50
You can't really tell when he's drunk.

00:27:53
How he's doing.

00:27:54
I'm sure we'll be okay.

00:27:59
Yeah.

00:28:00
Yeah.

00:28:01
I'm sure he's fine.

00:28:02
Grandpa, no!

00:28:03
You've passed out.

00:28:05
Rick, wake up.

00:28:07
We need you.

00:28:07
We can't do this ourselves.

00:28:09
We barely got this far.

00:28:13
Do you have an awake spell?

00:28:14
I mean, if I hit Rick with a sleeping spell, does that wake him up since he's already asleep?

00:28:22
Ah, like a toggle.

00:28:23
No, it puts him into a coma.

00:28:25
Oh.

00:28:26
But the good kind, right?

00:28:29
Like where they keep bringing your heart back to life?

00:28:34
The good kind of...

00:28:36
Where you come back with special powers and abilities?

00:28:39
Yeah.

00:28:39
Like Dead Zone?

00:28:40
Remember Dead Zone?

00:28:41
Never heard of her.

00:28:42
All right.

00:28:43
Is it my turn now?

00:28:44
Yes.

00:28:47
Has the dragon noticed me on this healing?

00:28:49
No, he was too busy with Rick.

00:28:51
All right.

00:28:52
I'm going to shoot him anyway.

00:28:53
All right.

00:28:54
Roll 1d20.

00:28:56
Plus 8.

00:28:58
20.

00:29:06
Okay.

00:29:07
So that hits.

00:29:07
Roll a d...

00:29:08
What is it?

00:29:08
D10.

00:29:09
Plus 3.

00:29:11
Yeah.

00:29:12
Zero.

00:29:17
Oh, that's 10.

00:29:19
That's the best I could do.

00:29:20
Yeah.

00:29:21
Wow.

00:29:23
Suck it.

00:29:23
He's dead now, right?

00:29:24
Nope.

00:29:26
He's not looking good, but...

00:29:28
All right.

00:29:29
Rick is still passed out.

00:29:32
Are you saying that he's looking drunk?

00:29:36
You never know.

00:29:37
Oh, shit.

00:29:46
Gary, your turn.

00:29:52
All right.

00:29:54
Uh...

00:29:57
I am going to...

00:30:05
What was it?

00:30:06
I am going to...

00:30:09
Uh...

00:30:10
What's it called?

00:30:10
Uh...

00:30:11
What about that fire shit?

00:30:14
Don't you got fire shit?

00:30:15
Yeah.

00:30:16
Burning hands.

00:30:17
Yeah.

00:30:18
Slap them with your burning hands.

00:30:20
Right on the nuts.

00:30:20
I don't like using it because it does...

00:30:23
It does burn my fingertips.

00:30:27
Oh, man.

00:30:42
Oh, man.

00:30:46
Andy's deep in thought here.

00:30:50
Privately rolled some dice.

00:30:52
That's not good.

00:30:54
Oh, it tells you guys?

00:30:55
When you rolled, it's just not what you rolled.

00:30:57
Oh, okay.

00:30:58
All right.

00:30:59
So, that hits.

00:31:00
So, rolled through...

00:31:02
What did it say?

00:31:03
3d6.

00:31:04
Hold on.

00:31:10
I can't hear...

00:31:11
The doom thing was too loud.

00:31:13
What did you say?

00:31:13
Roll 3d6.

00:31:15
Sorry.

00:31:17
Oh, it changed songs.

00:31:18
That's why it went up louder.

00:31:19
Yeah, it spooked me.

00:31:21
11 points of damage.

00:31:25
Take that, Cracker Jack.

00:31:29
All right.

00:31:32
But since...

00:31:32
Since the fire does go out...

00:31:35
And all...

00:31:37
In the 15-foot cone...

00:31:40
It does hit right to...

00:31:42
What?

00:31:43
What happens to him?

00:31:44
Does he come back to life?

00:31:46
No, he takes 11 points of damage, but he's still...

00:31:48
Unconscious.

00:31:49
I thought he was unconscious.

00:31:52
He can't take points when he's damaged.

00:31:54
Or when he's unconscious.

00:31:55
You're right.

00:31:56
It should be double the amount of points, because he couldn't defend himself.

00:31:59
That's what I thought.

00:32:00
Wait, that's not good.

00:32:02
Oh, yeah.

00:32:03
I forgot.

00:32:03
You don't like Rick.

00:32:04
He does make fun of my hair.

00:32:07
And my everything else.

00:32:10
Yeah, well, you're a big dingus.

00:32:13
Your father is not a dingus, all right?

00:32:15
That is not how we talk in this household.

00:32:17
I do collect coins, though.

00:32:20
Yeah, like a dingus.

00:32:21
I do have a coin of President Dingus.

00:32:25
Oh, boy.

00:32:28
All right.

00:32:29
The dragon is pissed off right now.

00:32:32
So he decides to unleash his poison breath.

00:32:35
Oh, okay.

00:32:36
Towards you, too.

00:32:37
Yeah, but I'm on the ceiling.

00:32:38
It's breath, so it goes everywhere.

00:32:43
Not up.

00:32:44
It especially goes up.

00:32:47
No.

00:32:47
That's a different kind of breath.

00:32:49
He's a dragon.

00:32:51
It's hot breath.

00:32:51
No, it's sinking breath.

00:32:54
Nope.

00:32:54
Okay, so both of you give me a constitution saving throw.

00:32:59
Oh, my constitution is tight, tight, tight.

00:33:13
Okay, this is way too hot.

00:33:19
I might be getting old, because that music is far too loud.

00:33:22
All right, now it's too quiet.

00:33:27
I can't hear it at all.

00:33:28
Do I go deaf?

00:33:31
Do you guys hear me?

00:33:33
Yeah, I can hear you.

00:33:34
Yeah, we can hear you.

00:33:36
And you being deaf wouldn't change whether or not we could hear you.

00:33:42
What?

00:33:43
Got him.

00:33:48
Oh, boy.

00:33:50
Rick.

00:33:51
Rick.

00:33:54
That does 27 points of damage.

00:33:56
To whom?

00:33:57
To Rick?

00:33:58
Rick.

00:33:58
No, just to Rick.

00:34:00
No, that is...

00:34:03
I don't think I have that many points.

00:34:05
No, you only had 13.

00:34:06
So you're out.

00:34:07
I was doing so well, too.

00:34:11
Wait a second.

00:34:12
I had more than 13, didn't I have, because I had my armor class up?

00:34:17
Your armor class doesn't affect your health.

00:34:19
I had 22 HP.

00:34:21
You had 20...

00:34:22
Well, you're still dead.

00:34:23
But also, I had 22 HP, but my armor class was 12 plus 5.

00:34:29
Okay.

00:34:30
So what does that make?

00:34:32
Well, that armor class is for something else.

00:34:34
Yeah.

00:34:35
Because this wasn't a physical attack.

00:34:38
Okay.

00:34:39
So you both passed the Constitution save and throw.

00:34:42
So you only took half damage.

00:34:43
Half of 27?

00:34:46
No.

00:34:47
Half of 54?

00:34:49
Yeah.

00:34:50
Yeah, but...

00:34:53
Oh, so you just rolled 6 instead of 12, guy?

00:34:55
I just rolled 6 instead of 12.

00:34:56
Oh.

00:35:00
I'm going to slap my salami.

00:35:02
That guy's a commie.

00:35:04
A little more fucked.

00:35:04
Well, I'm still alive.

00:35:07
All right.

00:35:07
So I had minus 27.

00:35:09
I'm going to change this.

00:35:10
Because it says taken 42 damage.

00:35:13
So half of that was 21.

00:35:14
Because it says taken 42 or 12d6.

00:35:18
So I'll just cut that in half.

00:35:20
So Jerry's got one health level.

00:35:22
All right.

00:35:23
So minus 21 to both of us, right?

00:35:25
Yeah.

00:35:26
Okay.

00:35:26
So...

00:35:27
So...

00:35:28
What did I...

00:35:30
So I started with 30, right?

00:35:31
Summer had...

00:35:32
31.

00:35:33
31?

00:35:33
33.

00:35:34
33.

00:35:34
Yeah, you're right.

00:35:35
So I have 12 left.

00:35:38
12.

00:35:39
All right.

00:35:39
My math still works.

00:35:41
Yes.

00:35:42
And it is Summer's turn.

00:35:47
All right.

00:35:50
I would like to ask a question.

00:35:53
Okay.

00:35:54
What if I jumped on the dragon?

00:35:55
You can try it.

00:36:00
But you'll have to give me a successful acrobatics and animal handling.

00:36:06
Okay.

00:36:10
I still have some arrows.

00:36:12
So I guess I could shoot it from up here.

00:36:14
Two by my count.

00:36:15
Not by my count.

00:36:18
I still have...

00:36:19
I didn't...

00:36:20
I haven't shot in the last couple turns.

00:36:21
I have...

00:36:22
I have four.

00:36:23
left. Four? Yeah, because

00:36:25
I only shot two in this fight.

00:36:26
You started with five.

00:36:28
I started with six.

00:36:30
Oh, okay. I thought you started with five. No, because I

00:36:32
lost four in the Frankie frames.

00:36:35
I pretty sure it was seven.

00:36:36
It was definitely seven.

00:36:37
He definitely had 25.

00:36:40
Eight.

00:36:40
Okay.

00:36:42
Go ahead and roll the D20.

00:36:44
Plus eight.

00:36:46
Fourteen, that does not hit.

00:36:56
You miss.

00:36:57
That's not good.

00:37:00
Jerry, your turn.

00:37:02
Jeez.

00:37:05
Rick.

00:37:08
Cast Ray

00:37:11
of Truth.

00:37:13
Do I have that?

00:37:15
No.

00:37:15
What about my shield?

00:37:20
Why would you cast Ray of Truth anyway?

00:37:22
I don't know.

00:37:24
I am doing the most

00:37:26
Jerry thing.

00:37:28
Oh, don't even say run away.

00:37:29
Please don't turn yourself invisible.

00:37:31
Don't turn invisible. I'm yelling.

00:37:33
Don't turn invisible. I see your face.

00:37:36
You always make that face when you're about to go invisible.

00:37:38
Don't do it.

00:37:39
I'm gone.

00:37:40
I'm a sitting duck out here.

00:37:44
Okay.

00:37:47
He is invisible.

00:37:48
The green dragon is...

00:37:53
He's got to rest after that last attack.

00:37:58
Yeah, it was tough killing me almost to death.

00:38:05
So, summer.

00:38:05
Oh, he's resting, huh?

00:38:07
This is the time to...

00:38:07
He's resting.

00:38:08
This is the time to strike.

00:38:09
I know it.

00:38:09
And I'm going to jump on the dragon.

00:38:11
Okay.

00:38:13
So, give me an acrobatics.

00:38:17
Save?

00:38:18
Does it matter?

00:38:20
No.

00:38:22
There's no acrobatics save.

00:38:24
Oh.

00:38:25
And you're not saving anything.

00:38:29
You nailed it.

00:38:31
Where did you want to land?

00:38:32
I want to land around his neck.

00:38:34
Right around his neck?

00:38:35
Okay, you do it perfectly.

00:38:36
Yeah!

00:38:37
I'm on his neck.

00:38:38
I'm not even going to make you do animal handling for that.

00:38:40
Well, you don't know what I'm going to do next.

00:38:45
No?

00:38:45
Do you want to use your action surge?

00:38:47
Action surge?

00:38:49
Well, I was bluffing.

00:38:52
I don't know what I'm going to do next.

00:38:53
In fact, I had no idea what I was going to do.

00:38:54
But I'm up here now.

00:38:55
Yeah.

00:38:56
My action surge.

00:38:57
So, I get...

00:38:58
This is once per fight, right?

00:38:59
Yes.

00:39:02
I would like to...

00:39:04
I imagine there's some kind of, like, melee, right?

00:39:10
There...

00:39:14
Yeah, there's...

00:39:15
Like...

00:39:18
Like, if you want to use, like, your arrow as, like, a...

00:39:24
Stabbing tool?

00:39:25
Yeah, I want to stab him in the eye again.

00:39:27
Well, if you're...

00:39:30
You're not that high up on his neck.

00:39:31
No, I'm not.

00:39:32
But I...

00:39:33
Can I stab him?

00:39:33
You're not on his head.

00:39:34
You're on his neck.

00:39:35
You're right.

00:39:35
You're right.

00:39:36
Yep.

00:39:36
You got...

00:39:37
Yep.

00:39:37
When you're right, you're right.

00:39:38
You're right.

00:39:39
You're right.

00:39:40
You're right.

00:39:40
You're right.

00:39:40
Um...

00:39:43
Yeah.

00:39:44
I don't know how much damage a dagger can is.

00:39:48
Well, we could look that up, right?

00:39:51
Yeah.

00:39:52
It's effectively the same as a dagger?

00:39:53
Yeah.

00:39:55
Um...

00:39:58
Items?

00:40:02
All right.

00:40:02
Dagger.

00:40:03
A short metal mounted to a short hilt and cross guard.

00:40:09
Sounds about right.

00:40:11
Uh...

00:40:12
Weight and price.

00:40:13
It doesn't say.

00:40:17
It says simple melee common.

00:40:19
Oh, details?

00:40:21
Is it under there?

00:40:25
Station.

00:40:25
Target.

00:40:26
Target.

00:40:26
Target.

00:40:26
Range.

00:40:27
Weapon attack.

00:40:31
Here.

00:40:31
I have one for a short sword.

00:40:33
Oh, 1d4 plus mod.

00:40:36
Okay.

00:40:37
What's your...

00:40:40
What would the mod be?

00:40:41
Uh...

00:40:43
I don't know.

00:40:44
Oh, it's plus 300 piercing.

00:40:46
Oh.

00:40:50
Okay.

00:40:50
Uh...

00:40:51
Roll a d20 with advantage, though.

00:40:52
All right.

00:40:54
To see if you can even, like, stab it.

00:40:56
All right.

00:40:57
Man, I get advantage because I'm badass.

00:41:00
I'm riding it.

00:41:01
Badass.

00:41:03
Yeah, you caught him off guard by falling on his face.

00:41:06
Falling?

00:41:07
I jumped.

00:41:08
With style.

00:41:10
Oh.

00:41:11
So you got the 11 and that is...

00:41:15
Not enough.

00:41:15
It's plus four.

00:41:16
So, no, that does not affect him.

00:41:20
You can't stab...

00:41:24
This time you couldn't stab it through his scales.

00:41:26
Okay.

00:41:27
Glance right off.

00:41:29
Yep.

00:41:30
Jerry, your turn.

00:41:32
All right.

00:41:34
I'm going to move and get out of where I'm...

00:41:36
I'm going to try to get, like, close to the wall.

00:41:40
And just try to get out of the way so I don't get hurt.

00:41:42
Okay.

00:41:44
That's it?

00:41:49
Yep, that's it.

00:41:50
Okay.

00:41:51
The green dragon with having this...

00:41:55
This person on his neck now starts flailing around.

00:41:59
And kind of, like, jumping.

00:42:01
Uh-huh.

00:42:04
Jumping around and he's, like, kind of freaking out.

00:42:10
So he decides to fly up in the air.

00:42:12
And he turns...

00:42:13
Flying upside down.

00:42:16
He's flying upside down?

00:42:18
Yeah.

00:42:19
My God.

00:42:21
Summer, are you okay?

00:42:23
You get the suspicion that his next attack...

00:42:25
Or his next turn, he's just going to slam into the ground.

00:42:28
Oh, sorry.

00:42:29
With me on him?

00:42:29
Yeah.

00:42:30
Summer, you got to get off that thing.

00:42:33
So, it's my turn again, right?

00:42:35
Yes.

00:42:37
We are going to fucking die.

00:42:39
All right.

00:42:40
So, Andy, I don't know if you remember.

00:42:43
I have in my list that we got a potion a couple weeks ago, a couple sessions ago.

00:42:50
I don't know if we ever used it.

00:42:52
Um, I think...

00:42:56
I think...

00:42:58
You took that stuff out of the treasure room, it went away.

00:43:01
So, I don't have a potion?

00:43:04
Let me...

00:43:06
Potions.

00:43:06
So, I got the potion.

00:43:07
This is, like, way back.

00:43:08
This is October.

00:43:11
When I got the new bow, and Jerry got a staff of withering.

00:43:17
Of withering.

00:43:18
Oh, okay.

00:43:21
Uh, is it healing potion, or what?

00:43:24
Is there any other kind?

00:43:33
There's a potion of flying, a potion of healing?

00:43:35
I...

00:43:37
I can't imagine giving you a potion of flying.

00:43:40
No, I don't really want...

00:43:42
I can...

00:43:43
I would like to give this potion to...

00:43:46
To, uh, Grandpa.

00:43:47
So, should I...

00:43:48
Do I have to jump down on...

00:43:49
By him?

00:43:50
I could throw it.

00:43:50
Right.

00:43:51
But I think maybe I should...

00:43:52
But he's unconscious, so...

00:43:54
Oh, right.

00:43:54
Yeah.

00:43:55
I could...

00:43:55
I guess I'd have to really throw it and hit him in the face, and it'd have to break

00:43:58
and it'd have to go into his mouth.

00:44:00
So...

00:44:00
Yeah.

00:44:00
And that could cause more problems.

00:44:02
That would be one hell of a throw.

00:44:03
All right.

00:44:04
So then...

00:44:05
I'm not gonna...

00:44:06
You stay invisible.

00:44:07
No, actually, don't stay invisible.

00:44:09
Do something.

00:44:09
Okay, can I jump...

00:44:13
What's another acrobatics?

00:44:14
Oh.

00:44:17
I'm on the dragon.

00:44:18
He's on the dragon.

00:44:22
Dragon ass.

00:44:25
On the wall.

00:44:27
Dragon.

00:44:28
Dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.

00:44:34
Andy, are you still checking something?

00:44:36
I can't see you, so...

00:44:38
Oh, no.

00:44:38
Go ahead.

00:44:39
Oh, I was saying, can I jump towards Jerry?

00:44:41
Towards Jerry?

00:44:43
I'm sorry, not Jerry.

00:44:44
Yeah, towards Rick.

00:44:45
Okay, yeah.

00:44:46
Acrobatics check.

00:44:47
Okay.

00:44:49
Yeah, you jump towards him.

00:44:56
Okay.

00:44:57
And do I land close to him?

00:44:59
Yeah.

00:45:01
All right, but I...

00:45:02
You landed the pit, though, so it's a little bit farther of a drop than you thought.

00:45:05
Ouch.

00:45:06
So you're just gonna take one damage.

00:45:08
All right, so now I'm at 11.

00:45:10
11, yeah.

00:45:11
Uh...

00:45:17
Uh...

00:45:18
Jerry?

00:45:20
Yeah.

00:45:21
I'm very hurt and trying to stay, you know, alive.

00:45:26
I'm doing okay.

00:45:28
I'm hurt, though, and invisible.

00:45:31
Just like real life.

00:45:34
So you're not gonna do anything?

00:45:37
Oh, no, no, no.

00:45:39
I'm gonna...

00:45:40
Well, uh, fuck.

00:45:41
Where's Summer at again?

00:45:43
She's in the pit with, uh, Rick.

00:45:46
Okay, uh...

00:45:48
I'm gonna...

00:45:51
Ah, shit.

00:45:54
I'm gonna...

00:45:55
Can I make her invisible?

00:45:56
Uh, I don't think you can do it to two people at the same time.

00:46:00
All right.

00:46:01
Well, if he casts magic, he...

00:46:03
Yeah, if you cast another spell, then...

00:46:06
Summer, what do you want me to do?

00:46:08
Invisibility.

00:46:10
Well, I don't...

00:46:11
I don't know if he noticed me jump off.

00:46:12
Who, me?

00:46:15
No, the dragon.

00:46:16
Oh.

00:46:17
Oh, so you're okay.

00:46:18
I don't think...

00:46:19
I don't think I need to be invisible.

00:46:20
I would...

00:46:21
Maybe...

00:46:22
All right, then I'm gonna hit him with Magic Mountain, then.

00:46:25
Magic Mountain, baby.

00:46:27
And it's...

00:46:30
I should get some advantage,

00:46:31
because he can't see where I'm at,

00:46:32
and I'm hiding.

00:46:34
But that's just me.

00:46:34
You do...

00:46:35
You do you.

00:46:35
Well, I mean,

00:46:42
you don't really get an advantage.

00:46:44
You just rolled...

00:46:45
Uh, 3d4 plus one.

00:46:48
Okay.

00:46:49
Plus...

00:46:49
Plus...

00:46:49
Plus...

00:46:50
Plus four.

00:46:51
Okay.

00:46:52
What?

00:46:52
You gotta...

00:46:53
You gotta...

00:46:53
You throw a lot at me real quick.

00:46:55
3d4 plus four.

00:46:57
3d4...

00:46:59
Plus four.

00:47:05
Plus four.

00:47:06
Oof.

00:47:09
That was a pretty bad one.

00:47:10
I know.

00:47:11
Eight points of damage.

00:47:13
Yeah!

00:47:14
Yeah, finally.

00:47:16
You're back in the damage game.

00:47:17
Back in the damage.

00:47:20
Damaging the dragon.

00:47:22
Okay.

00:47:23
The dragon didn't realize

00:47:24
that you had jumped off.

00:47:26
So he just slams his back

00:47:28
onto the ground.

00:47:30
Okay.

00:47:30
And it creates a shockwave

00:47:34
that knocks both of you prone.

00:47:37
Ouch.

00:47:38
Summer.

00:47:40
Okay.

00:47:41
Um...

00:47:42
So I can get up, right?

00:47:45
Yeah.

00:47:46
I don't need to get up.

00:47:47
I just...

00:47:48
I'd like to feed the potion to Grandpa.

00:47:49
Okay.

00:47:51
And that is...

00:47:53
Roll 2d4 plus two.

00:47:55
3d4?

00:47:56
2d4 plus two.

00:47:58
3d4 plus two.

00:48:04
Oh, that was another bad roll.

00:48:05
But it does wake him up.

00:48:09
Yeah!

00:48:10
Get up!

00:48:10
Get up, Grandpa!

00:48:12
And I bang on his chest.

00:48:15
That doesn't help him wake up.

00:48:19
But...

00:48:19
So he wakes up.

00:48:21
He stands up.

00:48:22
And he takes a swig of his flask

00:48:24
and burps.

00:48:25
Who else but Grandpa?

00:48:30
My turn again?

00:48:33
Yes.

00:48:34
You are no longer invisible.

00:48:36
Oh!

00:48:37
I warn you.

00:48:40
I, uh...

00:48:41
I start spider climbing.

00:48:43
On the wall to get away.

00:48:45
Is that a cantrip?

00:48:46
How many spells have you used?

00:48:49
I've used...

00:48:51
This is the fourth one, right?

00:48:52
Actually, I think I've already used three of the...

00:48:56
In a second.

00:48:56
You're right.

00:48:57
Um...

00:48:58
So you're out of spider climbs?

00:49:01
Three...

00:49:03
Yeah.

00:49:06
Yeah.

00:49:07
I'm not a second.

00:49:07
All spells.

00:49:08
All right.

00:49:09
Um...

00:49:11
Um...

00:49:14
I do...

00:49:16
So you've got, what?

00:49:16
Three more first-level spells?

00:49:19
Is the dragon looking at me?

00:49:20
Is he close to me at all?

00:49:22
Uh, he's not exactly close,

00:49:25
but he's not exactly far.

00:49:26
All right.

00:49:27
What's our game plan?

00:49:29
What's our game plan?

00:49:32
My game...

00:49:33
Well, I don't...

00:49:34
Can we talk from this far away?

00:49:35
But I guess out of character,

00:49:37
my game plan was to wake up Grandpa.

00:49:38
He's, he's, uh, you know,

00:49:40
very good at this shit.

00:49:41
He's, he was like,

00:49:42
he was like doing...

00:49:44
30 damage before.

00:49:45
All right.

00:49:48
Um...

00:49:49
I don't really have a plan besides that,

00:49:50
except to keep shooting with arrows.

00:49:52
What about if I use prostitutation,

00:49:56
like, and make like a...

00:49:58
uh, uh, like a loud noise,

00:50:00
like in the air,

00:50:01
like a, like a magician might make?

00:50:02
Would that wake up Grandpa?

00:50:04
He's...

00:50:05
Grandpa's already awake.

00:50:06
Oh.

00:50:06
Well, then I don't know

00:50:07
what I'm supposed to do then.

00:50:08
Run away.

00:50:09
Maybe I can lead the dragon away.

00:50:14
I'd make it pretty good prey.

00:50:15
Well, I mean,

00:50:16
all we needed to do

00:50:17
is not attack Grandpa dead again.

00:50:20
All right.

00:50:21
That would be helpful.

00:50:22
Well, then I'm going to hit it

00:50:24
with a magic mount

00:50:25
to the place.

00:50:28
Uh, so you're...

00:50:29
Okay, so then...

00:50:31
That's my third mount.

00:50:35
That's my third one, right?

00:50:36
Yeah.

00:50:37
So you only have one more left.

00:50:39
Yep.

00:50:39
Okay.

00:50:40
So roll 3d4 plus 4.

00:50:51
I did not do that right.

00:50:52
Oh.

00:50:52
4.75.

00:51:01
What did I do?

00:51:02
Oh, sorry.

00:51:10
Now that we've got that cleared up.

00:51:12
There we go.

00:51:17
Doing 11 points of damage.

00:51:20
Yeah!

00:51:21
Get him, child.

00:51:25
It is the green dragon's turn.

00:51:26
And he's going to roll over

00:51:30
and seeing that Rick is now awake,

00:51:32
he's going to...

00:51:35
to...

00:51:37
claw...

00:51:39
at Rick.

00:51:41
He didn't even like my attack?

00:51:43
I shot him with a magic missile.

00:51:46
That should have spooked him.

00:51:47
It didn't distract him at all?

00:51:49
Yeah.

00:51:50
That stupid dragon.

00:51:51
That dragon doesn't know

00:51:52
what he's missing.

00:51:53
Well, we're fucked

00:51:54
if it kills Rick again,

00:51:55
which it will.

00:51:55
We just have to hope

00:51:57
it doesn't hit.

00:51:57
No, it's not fine!

00:51:58
It's all fine.

00:52:00
It hits him.

00:52:01
Great.

00:52:02
Is he dead?

00:52:04
He dead, dog.

00:52:09
Doing 4 points of damage.

00:52:14
Summer.

00:52:19
That means you only got

00:52:21
one hit point left.

00:52:25
can I...

00:52:26
can I...

00:52:26
Rick,

00:52:27
can I do...

00:52:29
can I give him

00:52:31
health

00:52:32
by loving him

00:52:34
as a granddaughter?

00:52:35
No.

00:52:36
Where is he at

00:52:37
in the initiative order?

00:52:38
He's after me.

00:52:39
He was anyway.

00:52:40
He's after you.

00:52:40
Okay, he's...

00:52:41
can you unkill him then

00:52:42
or something?

00:52:42
Because he's not in the...

00:52:43
Oh, I made him invisible.

00:52:44
There we go.

00:52:45
Um...

00:52:46
Grandpa,

00:52:50
can I help you

00:52:52
in the next attack

00:52:53
somehow?

00:52:53
No, you don't

00:52:58
have any magic.

00:52:58
No, I don't.

00:53:00
Magic's for losers.

00:53:01
All right,

00:53:02
I guess I'll just

00:53:03
shoot the dragon.

00:53:04
It's really the only

00:53:05
thing I can do.

00:53:05
All right,

00:53:07
using one of your

00:53:07
two arrows left?

00:53:08
Three arrows left?

00:53:09
Sorry.

00:53:09
three, yeah.

00:53:10
Shoot the dragon!

00:53:12
Uh...

00:53:14
1d20 plus eight.

00:53:16
Oh, yeah.

00:53:16
Okay, that hits.

00:53:24
Rolled 1d10 plus three.

00:53:28
I almost rolled a d103.

00:53:34
6 points of damage.

00:53:39
And he's dead.

00:53:40
Hooray.

00:53:40
The villagers celebrate.

00:53:41
He does die.

00:53:45
Yeah!

00:53:45
I killed him!

00:53:46
Oh, I gotta find my...

00:53:51
All right.

00:53:59
I'm in control.

00:54:01
Hell yeah, dogs.

00:54:02
I'm back.

00:54:02
Gygack Ricks!

00:54:04
All of you look around

00:54:05
at the carnage and think,

00:54:06
wow, Rick was the true

00:54:07
hero all along.

00:54:09
long story short,

00:54:11
I love...

00:54:11
Wait, Rick wasn't

00:54:12
the true hero.

00:54:13
He didn't...

00:54:13
...get captured by a

00:54:14
real piece of shit,

00:54:14
multidimensional entity.

00:54:16
And not that you ask,

00:54:18
but my name is Chad.

00:54:19
It's been horny to

00:54:21
capture me and put my

00:54:22
brain in a jar for

00:54:23
like 20 years now.

00:54:23
Thanks to your

00:54:24
distraction, I sabotaged

00:54:25
its whole shit and

00:54:27
sent its spider back

00:54:28
through the last few

00:54:29
dozen dimensions it's

00:54:30
formed its way through.

00:54:31
So needless to say,

00:54:32
it won't be bothering

00:54:33
me anytime soon.

00:54:37
Rick looks extremely

00:54:38
satisfied with himself.

00:54:39
At least until rocks

00:54:41
start falling from the

00:54:42
ceiling.

00:54:42
Oh, right.

00:54:44
We do have about

00:54:46
30 seconds to get out

00:54:46
of here before

00:54:47
everything comes

00:54:47
crumbling down and

00:54:48
we end up trapped

00:54:49
here for eternity.

00:54:50
Eternity?

00:54:51
Rick removes an

00:54:52
ingenious looking piece

00:54:53
of technology from

00:54:54
his robes and points

00:54:55
it towards the wall.

00:54:55
A sickly green portal

00:54:57
appears.

00:54:57
As he runs towards it,

00:54:59
he calls out to the

00:55:00
party,

00:55:00
last one out is a

00:55:01
rotten egg.

00:55:04
Oh, that sounds

00:55:05
like Rick.

00:55:06
I run towards the

00:55:06
portal.

00:55:07
All right, you go

00:55:08
through the portal?

00:55:08
I think it's bullshit

00:55:12
that he took all the

00:55:12
credit for killing the

00:55:13
dragon.

00:55:13
He was sleeping for

00:55:15
most of it.

00:55:16
Does that not track?

00:55:18
I'm going to jump

00:55:21
through the portal too.

00:55:22
Jump.

00:55:23
Yeah.

00:55:25
Yeah.

00:55:25
Yeah.

00:55:25
Yeah.

00:55:25
All right, that's it.

00:55:39
The characters

00:55:40
going through the portal

00:55:46
find themselves sitting

00:55:48
around a table in the

00:55:49
Smith family dining room

00:55:50
including Meatface,

00:55:51
who is of course a

00:55:53
beloved family friend

00:55:53
and a character we've

00:55:54
all grown fond of over

00:55:55
the years.

00:55:56
Ah, Meatface.

00:55:57
Oh, I remember

00:55:59
Meatface.

00:55:59
Yep.

00:56:00
You beat it.

00:56:01
You beat the dragon.

00:56:02
That was a lot easier

00:56:05
than Frankie Frames.

00:56:06
Yeah.

00:56:08
It was.

00:56:10
Good job.

00:56:14
You guys figured out

00:56:16
my puzzle.

00:56:16
What was a puzzle?

00:56:19
What was a puzzle?