Episode 10
Season 2, Episode 10you you yeah wasn't at the end like you were in the air we don't know if you're gonna hit it
yeah yeah that's where we left off and i we don't know if it's gonna be like scrooge mcduck where he
dives into the into it or like peter griffin and family guy where he like lands into it because
well uh andy are we leveling up we should yeah yes now i can use my because i ran out of i ran out
of pages on my level three and ran out of room on my level three page now i have level four
yeah we'll level up after you guys defeated all those automatons i feel like we really grew
uh well i guess we did oh it tastes better on the toilet i forgot my boyfriend died but you didn't
die i did you loved him i loved him and he loved me you burned him did i burn him if you electrified
no brimble's my character on hogwarts oh wolfard brimley the guy with diabetes no he's dead
all right all right what are we doing all right so you leveled up after that all right so summer
so you should be at 17 for dexterity well right now it just says plus three so i'm gonna change
that to plus four yeah which would be seven should be 17 all right can i i'm just looking at your sheet
i'm i'm going over right now i'm in it you're you're gonna fix it yeah okay uh your attack bonus and
no i don't know that there's like some kind of guy like dude that every now and then they'll like
baba booey baba booey you're not supposed to say oh really yeah you're not supposed to say what
uh i got him in the pussy there's something like that your modifier to dexterity saving throws
uh while you wear light or no armor your armor classes increases by one nice so you should be at 16 yep
where do you see it any it's on your uh it's all the way to the right so if you click on your
oh i just see an initiative modifier under proficiency yeah so anytime you roll initiative you'll get plus
what are their cantrips save fireball i don't know if they're where do i find cantrips like
can't so i'm at i'm at 27 100 xp right sure i'm just looking at my shit i know let's just go with that
yeah fair enough copying a spell into the book when you find a wizard spell you can add it to your
so you've been carrying around a book this whole time yeah it's in my pocket it's in my pocket
i mean they they probably have them in i was just looking at the book and under cantrips it just says
i think so it's a type of spell there's like two types cantrips are what i can do repeatedly
dancing robot you create up to four torch sides lights within range making them appear as torches
lanterns are going orbs that hover in the air for the duration you can also combine the four
four lights into one gone vaguely humanoid form of medium size whichever form you choose each light
what is the one that you have ice wall of ice no ray of frost frost but he also has mage hand
uh you have guidance which is you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the target
oh it's under let's see where where is that item and then just keep scrolling it's towards the bottom
abjuration cantrip it just says you touch one willing creature once before the spell ends the
target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one save and throw of its choice okay it can roll
sacred flame flame like radiance descends on a creature within range that you can see the target
must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 raging damage the target gains no benefit from
figure you might like that i don't remember like the other ones you suggested because i don't
no nothing's coming up or which are you sure it's it's not the one that says ddb spells right it is
okay not that one don't don't pick that one pick keep scrolling down there's one that spells it
it starts with s there's nothing before it oh srd yeah i don't know what the ddb i think ddb that's
uh astral projection yeah bark skin project me a bigger boob three just one yes no three i want a
third one oh you just want one additional boob that's bigger than the other two oh man i wish i
that's freakishly that's i mean they're not all they're not all cantrips they'll say cantrip
where does it say cantrip at so if you open it up there's like three columns right underneath the like
the name yeah and so if it says like eighth level or some other level that's not a cantrip that's the
because i'm not seeing if it's saying so far none of the ones i've picked to say cantrip it's kind of
and can i i can i have those loaded up at all at once so i have like that means i have like what seven
the scene with the with all the kids where the one gets sucked up into the pipe remember that
a bridge across the river is made of diamonds and trees along its banks are glitter and rubies
and rubies and gems come on in summer it's great the temperature is perfect i'm not sure i want to roll
i'm just back stroking through the uh through all the money and uh you know really i'm really trying to
that's all you want to do yeah i'm oh i'm pocketing a bunch you're okay yeah you're probably breathing
i mean um i don't have a really good reason to continue but i don't really have a good reason to
and nobody wants to explore this giant chest in the i'm going to explore the giant chest i run up to it
treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room i didn't know what a toadstool was
it's a mushroom oh it's a stool dude so my dad has a he go when he goes to the doctor he brings with
him he asked the doctor sample sample and he pulls out a little glass jar with a tiny stool in it
oh and he's been doing that for years yeah i know he had a he had like five of them on his desk when
all right you rolled a three yeah is that good so you open the lid and inside is a top hat made of
gold worth no no no no no you can't give that to him he's gonna abuse it this head where grants it
no no it's just made no he said spiders plus five to all saving throws yeah cool i'll take that
and it's full of spiders it's cursed it's full of spiders yes no and you have to eat them spiders no one said that
no one said sapphire i thought you said spiders oh oh we're never gonna finish now what do i get all
from what this the tree that i pulled these earrings from you get the earrings all right sweet
no i mean i feel like we have to we have to go on that's what he would have wanted oh my god they're
burst through the door do all the characters now just look like that blonde lady with the scarf
is before we start am i uh just so i know uh is all my spells recapped off from last time or am
it's it's called shocking grass dude count dooku when he does it and like is he like if you watch
they all drop 1 000 gold pieces out of their pockets that they got from killing other adventurers
so which one of you clouds did now listen you think it's funny to mess with the bricky gold
grandpa rick but i have way more good years left than any of you do so hey hey who the hell are
butterflies flip gently across the room sometimes laying on beautiful flowers growing out of the walls
yeah so now you're fully healed fully healed by butterfly yeah i have some weird notes on this my last
but is it like over like a pa system type thing no it's just there oh he keeps popping in and out
i feel like it's i feel like it's supposed to be rick is the game master so he's playing the game
i'm gonna just uh i don't know do this room do it really good i start walking forward and looking for more more more beautiful butterflies
there's a bunch of butterflies flitting all around you all right can i grab another one can i put my finger up and i try to catch one
do you guys ever go butterfly catching apparently that was a popular hobby back in the day with nets and everything
well i came out of this all right you know i went in and came out with the three three three
as soon as you pick up the xylophone mallets the skeletons run to other nearby bone instruments
so the then the skeletons start playing and encourage you to start playing i start playing smoke on the water
i didn't i i asked for an opinion and you said no and i took your opinion into consideration
this odiferous room is overflowing with piles of hay lawn branches and dozens of bones picked clean of meat
feathers have formed downy beds where they drifted into the dim rooms of dim corners of the room
and it extracts itself from its pile of hay reveal and the rest of its snowy white urside body
yeah but i have carpenter's tools which means i'm a carpenter they don't just hand those out
no there's two uh there's two broken shelves sitting in the nest and she just looks very very sad
jerry picks up some of the some of the feathers and fluff that's laying around and attaches it to himself and goes over and pretends to be a baby
and as she she starts walking around to like circle you guys you see that the door is right behind her
oh magic words sizzle ineffectively their power reduced to nothing at the same time warm rays of
the enter the room a simple wooden table bearing a small squarish cloth covered object sits in the middle of the room
You take a moment to feel grateful for your opposable thumbs, which allow you to pull off the cloth things on tables.
Removing the cloth reveals a framed portrait of Rick, Beth, Summer, and Morty smiling widely.
The green stones around the characters begin to shake, ripping themselves out of the floor and walls.
As the stones fly up from the floor, they reveal a 20-foot deep pit with a humanoid lion at the bottom.
Jerry sees that it is Rick Sanchez himself, dressed in wizardly garb and clearly unconscious.
Seriously, I totally thought that Rick was down in the bottom of that pit with a humanoid lion.