- Crew of the Kahuna

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all right so you walk into the kitchen and you see it's a typical restaurant kitchen it's got

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there's knives on the wall there's pans sheet trays uh cookie trays uh there's an oven two deep fryers

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filled with oil and a and a big pizza oven a wood-fired pizza oven with pizza and on the on

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the wall there's there's the pizza shovel is there anything to eat like any food laying around

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any yeast yeah you see you see some uh yeast some bruschetta bruschetta yeah like it's about to be

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taken out to a table the hell is i grab it need it you don't know what bruschetta is no is that a bread

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isn't that what isn't that kind of like a fruit it's it's bread with tomatoes and balsamic vinegar

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oh i hate that so i start spitting it up realizing what it is

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oh you said bruschetta i thought you said barchetta

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i thought i thought you're talking about that those that crunchy bread looking like chip

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like what you get in uh tortilla chips oh those snacks you gordettos

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like briskets yeah briskets yeah triskets triskets no that's not what i'm looking at no talking about

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like the rye chips yeah kind of uh bruschetta it doesn't matter it either way i hate this i spat it all up

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oh where where am i am i still did i still can't get through the door i'm just standing outside

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no you were able to follow okay once once jerry pulled the door open for you you were able to go

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in you get in there you really don't know what bruschetta is

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i just was so hungry i had to eat the first thing i saw is there any more food do i see or receive

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no you just see like uh there's like a bowl of onions oh onions again but i had onions for lunch

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yeah and still yeah it was me i was the lunch invisible skills oh yeah i was an onion that was a fried onion

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so i grabbed one of the banshee trays um just uh as i started like waving it around like

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how would this be as a weapon you think summer it's a sheet tray not a banshee tray oh

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it's a fancy tray it's a sheet tray i'm i'm glad you corrected us on that i mean he's gonna be a banshee

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i didn't want him to call if he's like all right banshee tray get him and hope a ghost pops out of it

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you should ask him why did you call it a banshee tray

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i thought that's what you described it as he said a lot of things i don't know how that tray is it

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better than your ray of frost probably not i guess i don't really know but it is better than the hand

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what if i use it as like a shield of some sort that's better it's not as good as that fort that i

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half-assedly built that so i'm taking this i'm taking this back i'm taking this this sheet tray

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i'm gonna grab this um i'm gonna grab uh is there any uh how about any uh is there like any meat

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pounders like you know hammers uh tenderizers yeah you have to give me an investigation check

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oh i will give you an investigation check for that one i had one of meat pounder or uh tenderizer

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both of those it's pretty good sounding a tenderizer pounder what was you what did you want again

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uh investigation there's a tiny hammer

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oh you there's so many drawers in here you don't even know where to look to find a meat tenderizer

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well let's start with the first one god damn

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ain't nobody got time for that all right it's locked

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it's locked her own lock the only key is on layla uh how about uh is there any like uh

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can i steal her key large

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what about like a large like poker stick i don't know uh i'll grab i don't know i'm trying to figure

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out what i can grab here i don't think knives would be very good with me i would probably cut myself

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no but there are a good amount of knives in here

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so don't hide in here is what you're saying

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i'm not

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uh

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oh summer what are you gonna grab

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i can't hear anybody are you guys like can you hear me

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yeah we i can hear you tiger street uh spotty

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i can't hear tiger

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yeah well i haven't really been saying anything i having connection issues i don't know if i'm gonna

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try to restart or something i don't know

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wait a minute what

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all right my connection is much better now so hopefully this this sticks yeah

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let me make sure that ours was a little warning bad too after you know does it help now or yours seems

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better um it seems like it's doing okay okay all right

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okay so you guys are in the kitchen you see all these knives and different things laying around

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and cooking equipment uh summer what are you gonna grab

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i

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uh

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i mean

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you said that layla might have a key for some of these drawers yeah

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perhaps i should get this key from her

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you can try that i'm going to try that okay

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is there any pots yeah there's pots and pans like a big pot and we can throw them in like a stew

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not that big i grab one pot animatronics i grab one pot and put it on my head like a helmet and

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then i grab a frying pan and i'm ready for battle frying pan and uh pan sheet and that pot on the head

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i really don't know what else i'm supposed to do here this is the this is like a little kid

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this is this is jerry firing at all cylinders here

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it's like summer i need you to act like macaulay culkin and home improvement and come up with a bunch of plans for these robots

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you mean

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in home improvement yeah what did i say you said

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the home improvement yeah you'll or be like al borland from home improvement

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al borland would be he al borland could get us out of the specs i know it

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for sure you're going to say like al borland and in home alone

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why are you doing scooby-doo

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okay so tiger you or summer you want to try to steal the key

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yeah let's see let's see if i can do that all right so you walk up to layla

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who's waiting at another table or she's serving another table

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and she turns around seeing you and goes oh oh honey what do you want

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i'll get right over to your table don't worry about it yeah well i mean you do but you never ever bring

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us anything um so you know don't worry about some onions one time yeah you threw onions i mean then

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you set me on fire so i mean i hardly count that as uh you know good i mean i think you did attack us

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first with a broken bottle and a chair

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unclear now that's what happened

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i think maybe we threw a chair at the band but not you i would never do that to you

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i like you here at frankie cream's the employees are family

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what about you you attack us all can i can i be part of your family no

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please you are nothing but a meat bag i'm an orphan no i see your father i've killed your father

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yeah now i'm an orphan no he's right there he's got a pot on his head for some reason i don't know

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i'm ready for battle

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i've got a ladle now

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okay

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i'm gonna go well at all

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um

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i don't know

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so she turns around starts starts talking to the table that she was

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summer

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how's your china around

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steal do it shut up shut up pothead

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oh got him

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gotcha there

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all right i'm gonna i'm gonna make my move

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all right you're gonna try to like pickpocket

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yeah i say

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give me a sleight of hand check

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do i get a bonus

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no

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perhaps advantage

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perhaps

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i'll just skip the roll and just say i lost

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holy

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shit

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so you managed to

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to take your pants off

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is that how you wanna

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no no no no i uh

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i get

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i get it but also i i panster

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that

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please i don't think that's how sleight of hand works

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okay fine then what did i get what do i get give me give me

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you got the key

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you got the key to

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well you got two keys

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right out of it instead of just the one for the bag you you got two keys

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okay

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all right

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and are they labeled

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yeah one says uh kitchen drawers and the other says um says a liquor cabinet

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and did i win the key to her heart

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no that is somewhere else

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can i make a sleight of hand check for it

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sure

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no i'm not doing it i'm gonna i gotta push my luck

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all right so uh

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all right i'm gonna come over by by jerry

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all right and back in the kitchen

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yeah okay

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i'm sitting on a little stool with my ladle just kind of like

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i'm kind of really really spooked because i got killed twice and

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in jerry's ladle is just cereal

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he's got a spoon in the other hand he's eating

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he's eating cereal out of the ladle

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cheerios they come frosted now

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hey dirt look what i got

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what is it it's a key

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for what

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uh the drawers

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what are you gonna find in the drawers

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i don't know but i impossible for a perception check to go poorly if i already have the key to the drawers

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so i would like to open the drawers now

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okay so you're successfully able to open them

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and i look inside and they're full of

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gauze

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there's uh there's a tube meat

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a creme brulee torch

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there's a couple of meat tenderizers

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yes and potato peelers

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nitrous tanks

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how about a handgun

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yeah handgun no is it

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yes a shotgun under the bar

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can we look for this yet

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here in the kitchen

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yes

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did we look for this yet i don't think we look for a shotgun summer why did we

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why have we died three times not thinking about there might be a shotgun underneath the bar

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some of these losers have died more than that

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oh my god

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he's right

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oh my god

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what the hell am i gonna do with a potato peeler

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and another drawer there's a knife sharpener

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all right great

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it it might be

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depends on how you use it

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oh i guess maybe we could sharpen the pizza the pizza shovels

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yeah sharpen them with the pizza cutter

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i still don't know how we're gonna cut a robot

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well that's why i have my ladle and i grab a meat tenderizer

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now i'm double they have no meat

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i've just been accumulating pots and pans on my body like now i have it on like armored

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kind of like you come home from work and the kid has figured out how to open the childproof doors and

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he just like puts on all the pots and pans like he's a knight exactly and it's just been slowly

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happening every time every every shot you see of me i just got accumulated another thing on me

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you're just covered in spoons and pans and sheets and tin foil i got forks on my fist like i'm wolverine

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but they're forks

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yeah

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all right

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yeah

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yeah it's going well uh but i did grab a meat tenderizer so that's gonna be great because

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uh because you know you can't cut a robot i found out

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right you can't smack them with a meat tenderizer

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it's just a small hammer

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do you ever do we have a regular hammer have you ever seen an industrial

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no obviously i haven't

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they're they're like this big

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okay they're pretty big they're basically a hammer

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it's like the size of a sledgehammer but like

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a piece of the weight

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and it's magic

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no

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yo-ho

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okay uh i'm gonna can i try putting the pizza shovel in the knife sharpener and see if i can

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sharpen the edge

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still don't know how i'm gonna cut a robot but

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what if you just smack it with the with the side of it like it's a shovel

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what if i just slap my fanny

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yeah i feel like that's not gonna help our situation summer

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it might shut my dad up

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uh

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embarrassment

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give me a survival check

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for smacking his fanny

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no

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you know it means something different in england

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honey

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14

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okay yes you are able to sharpen the edges of the pizza show

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i would like to demonstrate a sharpness

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by

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is there cheese close by

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nope all you got is bruschetta

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and onions

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this place is terrible

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dad dad listen to me

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they're very important

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are you talking to me honey and i lift up my i lift up my two things

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oh here you are honey i'm building a robot of pots and pans now that's my new thing this week

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that's not a robot it's a robot it's an iron man suit i'm doing it like iron man you know who

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iron man is right no yeah yes i know who iron man is that is so 15 years ago now grab that onion over there

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i grab the onion toss it at me

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i toss the onion all right uh

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jerry give me an athletics check

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i give the athletics check

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i really shouldn't eat

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jerry's on the radio he

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jerry successfully throws the

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the onion in your direction

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yeah

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summer

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uh-huh

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you don't even know what i'm gonna do

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okay

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you don't even know my real name

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what are you gonna do

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i'm gonna swing the pizza shovel at it and try to cut it in half

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exactly what i thought you were gonna do

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you didn't know that you probably thought i was

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no you probably thought i was gonna try and eat it

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discreetly

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discreetly

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i ate it

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give me an athletic check

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all right

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give it to him

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four

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all right

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you clip it a little bit and it cuts through

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uh-huh

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just like the the root end gets cut off

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uh-huh

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and the rest flies over your head

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does jerry start crying from having cut an onion

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jerry didn't cut the onion

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i know but it's closer to him probably

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i don't cry over everything

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no it's not

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okay so i guess the answer is no

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no

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i do not cry

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take that

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all right cool so now i have this thing

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cool how do you like that

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it's pretty great

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um

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all right all of a sudden

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while you're standing in the kitchen brimble walks in

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after seeing you smash smack your face into the door

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all right he came to check on you see how you're doing and sees you cut this onion

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barely cut the onion right out of midair oh man that's so cool i wish i had one of those to help fight these things

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well too bad because i got the only one

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oh

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oh all right um

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no i'm just kidding

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i hope your face is okay i'm just gonna

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no no no i was just i'm just josh i'm just joshing you i could show you how to do this for a price

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uh no that's hold no you didn't answer the prices

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now that i know this is possible oh i guess i'm just gonna go

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do it sit back at my table with my family no i'm sorry brimble i we got off on the wrong foot

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why don't you come over here honey and i will make you a knife shovel of persuasion check

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i don't know why i have to make a persuasion check he already wanted to do this

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yeah until he saw you smash your face into the

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okay

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18

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now suck it

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what

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i said there you go 18

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suck it so he comes back in and and asks for

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for the pizza shovel

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right and then i take a pizza shovel and i say let me show you how to do it and then

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there's only one

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oh okay here's the pizza shovel i guess i'll just sit here with my thumb up my ass

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i mean you do have a sword and a bow

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yeah i didn't have anything

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yeah great

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i know earlier the last time i tried to throw a candle it hit my little brother in the face

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yeah well i don't listen i don't care

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that's wow that you're part of the module give me that back

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here have this have this

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potato peeler

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no yeah take this potato peeler

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all right okay so you switch back like i don't i don't know what i'm gonna do with this

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yeah me neither

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he just

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i hold his head down and defeat and walks out of the kitchen

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so i poke my head out of my uh pots and fans fort and like honey what do you do that for

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i don't know why i do the things i do

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why don't you come on in we'll set you up in my parlor we'll get this all worked out but you need to go

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back out there and uh get ourselves to get ourselves an army there's a bunch of knives on the other side of that wall that i'm sure that they can use to help defend us

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okay

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can i make it can i are there any other sticks are there sticks in a in a kitchen like uh

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i don't know like a broom all right i think there's there's brooms and bobs

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i'm gonna take a broom and uh can i just attach a bunch of knives to it maybe two to to the end if

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there's two brooms can i make two like what do you what do you call those things like that

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you're like a stick that's got two knives on the end

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oh okay um how

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what do you mean how i just told you how how are you going to attach them to the stick

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oh my god what is this fucking wood shop i don't know like tape they got duct tape back there of

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course they got duct tape it's a kitchen no they don't

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uh okay well i guess that idea is out uh then i was just break and give them sticks and break them in

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half and just now they have sticks

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is there string i don't know knives there why are you giving them broken sticks what are they going to

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do with the knife if they get close enough

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because they need range as soon as the robots get on them then it's game over

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well you came over man last time was to just be let them be a meat grinder and clog up the gum

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okay come up the work i just don't see how i my my sword did just did nothing last time i don't see how

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a knife would be good what if they're fine your bow your bow did did some work yes my bow not my sword

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though i mean it would still do damage okay so i guess i would just just gather up all the knives okay

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and see a guy go pull them down one by one he's like i don't know why i'm doing this

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all right but with stundly enough there are exactly the right amount of knives to people to patrons

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i'm not sure they're going to listen to me they don't like me you haven't been too charming lately

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i tried you chased the one guy who liked you out of here he was trying to take my weapon he was

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trying he was trying to he was trying to get support i'm not sure he just kind of came in and made fun

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of me for walking to the door and then demanded to take my stuff he he asked if you were okay

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and i said no i'm not sure that's what he said no that's not what he said he wanted to he said i

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just came in here to check to see how you're you're doing after running into the door and then he tried

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to take my stuff he asked for no he came in and said oh my god that's so cool i wish i had one of those

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all right you're right i was right i'm just a hormonal teenage girl i was gonna say that does

00:24:33

track that you would probably be like no this is my shit yeah but okay well besides that uh so i've

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gathered all the knives okay and uh you're gonna try to give them to people well i was nice for

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everybody all right listen up bitches i'm gonna walk out of the door who wants a knife

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everyone turns and stares at you what what knives who wants a knife where where did you get the knives

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from i stole them from where everybody knows what's in a kitchen and what's in a kitchen is knives so

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here's the knife you want a knife come get a knife i guess so all right that's the spirit here's a knife

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make sure you give them to the children honey how many children are there come on all right here's a knife

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give them three no just i only have so many knives one more one more that he can carry to the to the child

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there was a cleaver the child that's part of the knife cat is it though yeah would be cool if it was

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attached to a stick yeah like an axe wait like an axe we should do oh a kitchen axe a kitchen axe

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no a kitchen axe

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all right so i hand i hand out knives to the the peoples so all the commoners okay so they they all

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they all have uh they're not the knives now all right and i teach them proper knife

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gratifying one of the the triplets comes up

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that last slaughter fest so i i think we're gonna follow you guys this time

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i don't know about that's a good idea i mean you killed one of them really

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and that that really yeah you did that was the the best we've seen you one of them died in the explosion

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yeah it was huh you bunch of wieners how many times have you guys died

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too probably double digits yeah so maybe you should follow us yeah i i i think we will

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all right good here's a knife i've got a knife here's a knife you already gave me one good because

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good now you keep it and you put it to good use follow me and don't be scared

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okay so they should stand up with the knife not their knives in the hand

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they like me now they'll follow you

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so they must like me that does not mean they like you they love me i don't like you either

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no all right all right uh i guess that's all there is to be found in the kitchen uh can we make some kind of

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um

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oh baster plus fire equals and base fire yes exactly you get caught up in the base fire

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exactly

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that's rock and roll let's go get it i come out i'm like clanking around in my pot and pans armor you know

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it's not i'm yeah it's not it's it's it's it's pretty fashionable

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did we lose andy no i i i it's not a very flattering picture but i'm still here okay that is a great picture

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i might make that my profile picture on all my date websites yeah

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all right so what's next um now we play the waiting game

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or we start building a fort another one i would like to build a trebuchet

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you don't have time for that we have 12 hours it takes a lot longer to do that okay

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uh then i guess we'll build nothing and we'll just wait

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that's it uh well i'm not sure what we have time for i guess we don't have time for a trebuchet

00:29:16

uh there's no shotgun under the bar no

00:29:21

there's i mean you don't want to go get that propane tank i what i'd like to investigate the uh

00:29:31

liquor cabinet okay so you go you go behind the bar and there's there's a liquor cabinet back there you

00:29:38

open it up and there is a bunch of bacardi 151 in there and some other booze

00:29:45

and it also happens to be there where they keep the towels to wipe down at the end of the night

00:29:51

oh that's great we're making molotov cocktails baby

00:29:53

molotov cocktails actually give me all those knives back we're making molotov cock knife

00:30:01

explosions explosions explosions

00:30:08

we want explosions all right uh yeah i'm gonna set up just hella molotov cocktails okay

00:30:18

so doing that takes up like two hours

00:30:22

these better be some fucking awesome

00:30:29

we're gonna die we're gonna die again doesn't matter when are there any extension cords

00:30:39

give me a perception check

00:30:42

yeah you see one hooked up to like uh from the blender behind the bar to an outlet

00:30:57

all right i'd like to cut it open with my knives you're gonna cut the electrical cord

00:31:07

well i'm gonna unplug it first okay then i'd like to cut it open and defy some type of electrical trap

00:31:20

okay how are you gonna do that well i'm gonna take one of those sheets off of jerry

00:31:25

and i'm gonna put and the ends of the uh you know extension cord on either end of the uh the sheets

00:31:38

okay and um put that on the ground and cover it with leaves and hopefully they step on it

00:31:46

there are no leaves here all right well let me just like lay it on the paper okay

00:31:50

or yeah but no not toilet paper toilet paper toilet paper no yes all right uh uh where did you

00:32:02

stash your uh molotov cocktails in our booth in our fort that i built

00:32:09

okay okay all right and you put the metal sheet tray on the floor in front of it yeah okay

00:32:19

all right give me a

00:32:23

you know give me a history check

00:32:35

five five five uh you set it up but you're really really not sure if it's gonna work because you've

00:32:41

never done that before no why would i have done that before well you've never really messed around with electricity

00:32:47

okay well let's hope it works okay so you got

00:33:00

you got the fork with a bunch of molotovs in it yeah all the patrons have a knife right what about my

00:33:08

what about my boy brad brim brim brim i've been calling him brad uh he still has his potato peeler all right

00:33:20

can I inspire him with love?

00:33:21

Give me a charisma check.

00:33:26

A glove of love.

00:33:28

A glove of love.

00:33:30

I don't have charisma.

00:33:39

Not even underneath your checks?

00:33:43

Definitely not under skills.

00:33:46

Okay, under checks I do.

00:33:47

All right.

00:33:49

Six.

00:33:52

Six.

00:33:53

No, it doesn't work.

00:33:56

He just kind of hangs his head.

00:33:58

And he just looks defeated.

00:34:01

Well, at least he's got the right attitude.

00:34:05

All right.

00:34:12

What's next?

00:34:13

Jerry, you haven't done anything in a while.

00:34:17

I think I'm just going to prepare for the battle, I guess.

00:34:23

I'm going to try to attack him.

00:34:24

Is there any place high I can hide?

00:34:27

Is there hanging lights that I can jump and hang on top of so I can jump down and attack

00:34:34

them when they come in?

00:34:35

No.

00:34:36

All right.

00:34:37

Well, you know what?

00:34:38

Actually, give me a perception check.

00:34:40

I will perceive everything.

00:34:41

I will perceive everything.

00:34:41

I will perceive everything.

00:34:42

And you'll never see it coming.

00:34:50

You do notice that there are a couple of low-hated lights with fans on them.

00:34:56

All right.

00:34:57

I climb up and try to...

00:34:58

I use one of these stools and I get up there.

00:35:00

I scurry up there in my little armored...

00:35:02

My little pots and pan armor.

00:35:04

And just...

00:35:04

I got my tenderizer and my ladle in.

00:35:06

I'm not sure.

00:35:08

I'm just going to try to...

00:35:09

Hopefully not get stabbed or killed with my armor on.

00:35:12

I'm just going to jump down and pound them.

00:35:16

Okay.

00:35:16

I don't have a...

00:35:18

So you're sitting on top of a fan.

00:35:21

Yeah.

00:35:22

Getting ready for it.

00:35:24

Summer is sitting in the fort.

00:35:26

Can I give Brad my sword?

00:35:29

You want to give...

00:35:31

You want to give Brimble your sword?

00:35:33

Yes.

00:35:34

Brimble?

00:35:35

Yeah.

00:35:36

Yeah, you can do that.

00:35:37

Hey, Brimble.

00:35:39

Yes?

00:35:41

I just was thinking about what happened earlier.

00:35:46

You know, it was really awkward.

00:35:48

You know, I don't really talk to a lot of boys.

00:35:50

So, sorry.

00:35:52

Really?

00:35:53

It doesn't seem like that.

00:35:55

It seems like you've talked to a lot of boys.

00:35:56

I know.

00:35:57

It's because I'm so hot.

00:35:58

But, you know, I don't.

00:36:00

Trust me.

00:36:02

Here's a sword.

00:36:03

And I blow a kiss at him.

00:36:07

Can I get a real kiss?

00:36:10

What, like on the lips?

00:36:13

Yes.

00:36:15

Oh, yeah.

00:36:16

Of course.

00:36:17

No.

00:36:17

Of course.

00:36:18

I know.

00:36:18

Yeah.

00:36:19

Duh.

00:36:19

People kiss on the lips.

00:36:20

Sure.

00:36:21

All right.

00:36:24

So, you give him a kiss and he's instantly filled with hope.

00:36:29

Can I roll a history to see if I've ever had a kiss before?

00:36:33

Yeah.

00:36:34

Oh, my God.

00:36:45

It was my first kiss.

00:36:46

It was.

00:36:48

It was definitely your first kiss and you didn't know how to do it.

00:36:52

So, you accidentally kissed him right on the nose.

00:36:56

Oh, cute.

00:36:57

No, not in a good way.

00:37:00

Like, not like on the top, but like on the bottom, like on the nostrils.

00:37:04

Oh, cute.

00:37:06

So cute.

00:37:06

Yeah.

00:37:09

That was very, very weird.

00:37:11

This may be true love.

00:37:13

All right.

00:37:16

That was the weirdest kiss I've ever gotten.

00:37:20

Well, it's the first kiss I've ever gotten.

00:37:22

So, you know, we're all trying.

00:37:25

That was pretty obvious.

00:37:27

Thanks.

00:37:28

Well, good luck with my sword.

00:37:31

Thanks.

00:37:32

I think.

00:37:33

Hopefully, I don't fuck this up.

00:37:36

It doesn't matter.

00:37:38

We'll be back here anyway.

00:37:39

If you fuck it up, then we'll just have another chance.

00:37:42

Do it.

00:37:43

Okay.

00:37:44

Okay.

00:37:44

Okay.

00:37:48

So, you guys want to wait for the fight?

00:37:50

Or do you want to take the fight to them?

00:37:53

I'm pretty much ready.

00:37:55

I'm probably napping by now.

00:37:57

Can I sit on a fan?

00:38:00

A fan?

00:38:02

What kind of fan are you talking about?

00:38:04

Like a ceiling fan?

00:38:06

Ceiling fan.

00:38:06

I'm sitting on top of it?

00:38:09

Yeah.

00:38:09

Yeah, I'm napping.

00:38:11

Like a gargoyle.

00:38:13

Yeah, like this.

00:38:14

Can I throw the propane tank just to get this party?

00:38:20

on the road?

00:38:21

Yeah.

00:38:23

Give me an athletics check.

00:38:24

Okay.

00:38:27

Again, you don't have to throw it.

00:38:30

I'm gonna.

00:38:31

You can just set it up there.

00:38:33

Nope.

00:38:33

I threw it.

00:38:34

Okay.

00:38:34

All right.

00:38:34

You threw it.

00:38:36

You threw it.

00:38:37

And it hit.

00:38:39

Blows everyone up.

00:38:40

Blows everyone up.

00:38:40

Including Jerry.

00:38:42

No!

00:38:44

Hold on.

00:38:50

I forgot to adjust some hit points.

00:38:52

I don't know.

00:39:22

Okay, so you threw it, and it hit...

00:39:26

Where's this guy again?

00:39:28

It hit Thomas T. Toad.

00:39:30

Oh, I've been calling him Tommy.

00:39:33

Yeah, Tommy Toad.

00:39:34

I'm calling him Cranston.

00:39:35

And it explodes on contact.

00:39:40

Sending them all to hell.

00:39:43

Robot hell.

00:39:46

All right.

00:40:08

All right.

00:40:13

Got to do some math here.

00:40:14

Damn it.

00:40:17

It's going to be a while.

00:40:18

Don't you know...

00:40:20

Don't you know...

00:40:25

That I'm dipping on a fan.

00:40:28

Just hanging out on a fan.

00:40:33

Do-do-do.

00:40:35

All right.

00:40:38

So after the smoke clears...

00:40:40

You can see that...

00:40:44

The animatronics look pretty...

00:40:48

Clearly peeved.

00:40:49

Pretty damaged.

00:40:51

On the brink of death.

00:40:58

Stiff breeze.

00:41:00

And Piggly Wiggly...

00:41:02

Piggly Wigglebutt...

00:41:03

Is just...

00:41:04

On the ground.

00:41:06

You can tell that there's no...

00:41:08

No electricity going...

00:41:09

Into his body.

00:41:11

Is that another way of saying dead?

00:41:15

Yeah.

00:41:16

Yes.

00:41:18

So now we will...

00:41:20

Roll for initiative.

00:41:22

Dead!

00:41:27

Dead!

00:41:27

Dead!

00:41:28

Hey.

00:41:31

Are you going to put...

00:41:33

Brad in there?

00:41:34

Oh yeah.

00:41:35

There they are.

00:41:36

Commoner.

00:41:36

Okay.

00:41:37

Holy crap.

00:41:47

Oh no.

00:41:49

I'm last.

00:41:49

Oh.

00:41:51

I'm last.

00:41:51

You are last.

00:41:53

Yes.

00:41:53

All right.

00:41:54

Well.

00:41:54

Wow.

00:41:55

They got really good rolls.

00:41:57

I'm going to take a nap.

00:41:58

Oh wow.

00:42:00

Yes.

00:42:00

All four of them right at the top there.

00:42:02

Yeah.

00:42:03

But one of them is dead.

00:42:04

So.

00:42:05

Yeah.

00:42:06

He's not dead.

00:42:07

There's four other ones?

00:42:09

Yeah.

00:42:10

Oh.

00:42:10

We are fucked.

00:42:15

Ray of Frost.

00:42:16

So Layla.

00:42:18

Layla.

00:42:18

Layla.

00:42:18

Uh.

00:42:20

Sees where.

00:42:22

Where the bottle came from over at the booth and starts walking towards you.

00:42:25

Oh shit.

00:42:26

That's me.

00:42:26

Yeah.

00:42:28

Oh shit.

00:42:29

That's me.

00:42:30

But it's kind of far.

00:42:31

So that's.

00:42:31

That's the end.

00:42:32

So she's just walking.

00:42:34

Okay.

00:42:35

Uh.

00:42:39

Buster the bear.

00:42:40

Also starts walking towards you.

00:42:42

So does Billy Beaver.

00:42:48

I call him Billy Beave.

00:42:50

Yeah.

00:42:51

Billy the Beave.

00:42:52

Billy the Beave boy.

00:42:55

And so does Tommy Tito.

00:42:58

Billy the Beave Rodriguez.

00:43:01

All right.

00:43:02

So.

00:43:02

Billy the Beave boy.

00:43:03

The Beave Bob Bo.

00:43:04

Billy Beave boy.

00:43:05

Billy Beave Bo.

00:43:07

So it's one of the triplets turn.

00:43:09

She walks towards and sits by the.

00:43:13

Comes to the booth.

00:43:15

To the side of the booth.

00:43:17

So does her sister.

00:43:18

And now it is.

00:43:20

Matt.

00:43:21

I was called.

00:43:22

I was called him back.

00:43:23

Uh.

00:43:24

Jerry's turn.

00:43:25

I.

00:43:27

Go invisible.

00:43:29

Yeah.

00:43:32

Okay.

00:43:34

Yeah.

00:43:36

You know how long.

00:43:37

We have to wait for your turn.

00:43:38

To come up again.

00:43:39

All right.

00:43:42

You're.

00:43:42

You're.

00:43:42

You're invisible.

00:43:43

You're already in it.

00:43:45

And you're covered in pans.

00:43:47

You're just going to be.

00:43:49

Do the pans go invisible?

00:43:51

Yes.

00:43:53

The pans are invisible.

00:43:57

As well.

00:43:58

I'm glad you're enjoying this.

00:44:05

As they'll make you look.

00:44:07

You're like.

00:44:07

So now it is Brimble's turn.

00:44:11

And Brimble walks in.

00:44:12

Up.

00:44:12

And attacks Layla.

00:44:14

With the sword.

00:44:19

Okay.

00:44:22

Brimble.

00:44:28

Brimble.

00:44:30

Invisible.

00:44:31

Brimble.

00:44:32

Brimble.

00:44:33

Invisible.

00:44:38

12.

00:44:44

Death blow.

00:44:46

Yeah.

00:44:46

Do you need the stats on my sword?

00:44:51

I think I got him.

00:44:56

It's 100.

00:44:57

1.

00:44:58

2.

00:44:58

1.

00:44:59

2.

00:44:59

Yeah.

00:45:02

If he's using.

00:45:03

Wait.

00:45:04

Hold on.

00:45:04

Never mind.

00:45:05

Does 1d10 damage.

00:45:10

If he's two handed.

00:45:11

But.

00:45:11

Yeah.

00:45:13

He doesn't.

00:45:13

Really know how to.

00:45:14

No.

00:45:16

He's.

00:45:16

Filled with.

00:45:17

Teenage love.

00:45:18

10.

00:45:19

He does 10 damage.

00:45:20

To.

00:45:21

To Layla.

00:45:24

But she gets.

00:45:25

Disadvantaged.

00:45:25

Because she's not wearing pants.

00:45:27

She is still wearing pants.

00:45:29

The other triplet.

00:45:30

Comes up.

00:45:31

I don't know.

00:45:37

That made me laugh.

00:45:38

She's not wearing pants.

00:45:42

Because I took him off.

00:45:45

Earlier.

00:45:46

So the.

00:45:55

Third triplet.

00:45:55

Comes up.

00:45:56

And attacks.

00:45:56

Buster the bear.

00:45:57

I like.

00:46:01

Buster the bitch.

00:46:02

Good one.

00:46:06

Good one.

00:46:06

Good one.

00:46:06

16.

00:46:19

And.

00:46:20

Really good rolls.

00:46:21

Yep.

00:46:23

Billy the beat boy.

00:46:26

You beat my beer.

00:46:28

Billy the big boy.

00:46:32

You beat my beef.

00:46:34

That is time.

00:46:36

Yes.

00:46:36

Two.

00:46:39

Two.

00:46:41

And hits.

00:46:43

For.

00:46:43

Two damage.

00:46:44

I'll take that.

00:46:50

Damn beaver.

00:46:51

That is the beef boy.

00:46:54

Okay.

00:46:55

I added the.

00:46:56

The mom.

00:46:57

To.

00:46:57

From.

00:46:58

The table.

00:46:59

Burnley's.

00:47:01

Mom.

00:47:02

Oh.

00:47:04

I didn't even know he had a mom.

00:47:06

Yeah.

00:47:06

It's his.

00:47:07

It's his mom.

00:47:07

And his.

00:47:08

Uncle.

00:47:09

That tracks.

00:47:10

I don't get it.

00:47:14

Well.

00:47:15

You wouldn't know anything about.

00:47:16

That has anything else about his family.

00:47:18

Or anything real.

00:47:18

I didn't even know he had a family.

00:47:21

This is real.

00:47:24

And that's for three damage.

00:47:35

Summer.

00:47:35

Summer.

00:47:35

Summer.

00:47:35

It is your turn.

00:47:36

That's me.

00:47:37

Yes.

00:47:38

Uh.

00:47:40

I would like to wield my pizza shovel.

00:47:42

At.

00:47:43

Wait.

00:47:43

Did anyone get close enough to me yet?

00:47:45

No.

00:47:46

Uh.

00:47:48

Then I will use my longbow.

00:47:50

Okay.

00:47:51

And shoot.

00:47:53

At.

00:47:54

Who?

00:47:57

Um.

00:47:57

Layla.

00:47:59

The turtle.

00:47:59

The lizard.

00:48:01

Layla.

00:48:01

Layla the lizard.

00:48:02

Okay.

00:48:03

Roll a G20.

00:48:04

I didn't know you.

00:48:04

I didn't know you.

00:48:04

I didn't know you.

00:48:04

Uh.

00:48:09

Oh.

00:48:10

Shit.

00:48:10

Don't cut down.

00:48:15

Yeah.

00:48:23

Plus.

00:48:23

Plus.

00:48:23

So that's an 11.

00:48:25

Because you got plus seven.

00:48:26

You miss.

00:48:26

All right.

00:48:29

And I'll just.

00:48:30

Continue.

00:48:31

To wait.

00:48:32

All right.

00:48:33

It is Layla's turn.

00:48:34

She turns and attacks the last person that.

00:48:38

That hit her.

00:48:39

That was me.

00:48:40

No.

00:48:42

You missed.

00:48:42

All right.

00:48:45

So the mom.

00:48:46

And she misses.

00:48:54

Great.

00:48:56

I mean.

00:48:57

I actually mean great this time.

00:48:58

Yes.

00:48:59

Great.

00:49:00

Great.

00:49:01

That's great.

00:49:03

Great.

00:49:04

So Buster the bear attacks the last triplet.

00:49:07

That attacked him.

00:49:14

Oh boy.

00:49:15

And.

00:49:15

Misses.

00:49:16

Not so scary now.

00:49:22

Are you?

00:49:23

We all got knives.

00:49:25

Billy the bee.

00:49:27

I beat my soul.

00:49:30

Love that.

00:49:33

Decides to walk up to the fort to try to attack it.

00:49:37

All right.

00:49:41

And.

00:49:41

Do.

00:49:43

Do.

00:49:43

Do.

00:49:44

Do.

00:49:44

Falls right into my trap.

00:49:48

He's going to do.

00:49:50

Insight check.

00:49:53

What?

00:49:56

He's going to do an insight check.

00:49:59

He does not see that pan right on the floor.

00:50:05

Good.

00:50:07

I'm going to try things.

00:50:08

But.

00:50:25

Summer.

00:50:26

Just roll a d20 for me.

00:50:29

Right now?

00:50:30

Yeah.

00:50:33

All right.

00:50:34

All right.

00:50:39

All right.

00:50:39

You.

00:50:39

You did successfully manage to set up the.

00:50:42

The shock pad.

00:50:43

The shock sheet tray.

00:50:45

Okay.

00:50:47

And he will take some damage.

00:50:49

Oh.

00:50:54

It just goes off right away.

00:50:55

Oh.

00:50:56

I'm smart.

00:50:56

Yeah.

00:50:57

Yeah.

00:50:57

I mean.

00:50:58

You just.

00:50:59

Put the electricity on there.

00:51:01

Oh.

00:51:03

It was a hot plate.

00:51:03

Hot plate.

00:51:04

Hot plate.

00:51:06

I mean.

00:51:07

Not really a hot plate.

00:51:08

Hot plate.

00:51:09

Hot boys.

00:51:14

Doing 11 points of damage.

00:51:16

All right.

00:51:18

And he's so shocked that.

00:51:20

He can't do anything.

00:51:21

He did.

00:51:23

So now it is.

00:51:28

What is it?

00:51:29

Who's.

00:51:31

Oh.

00:51:33

Tommy to toad.

00:51:34

Tommy to toad.

00:51:36

Dude.

00:51:36

Doesn't actually work as well.

00:51:39

Hot plate.

00:51:43

And starts to attack the.

00:51:46

Fort that you're in.

00:51:48

It's impenetrable.

00:51:51

Don't even try it bud.

00:51:52

The fort kick ass is impregnable.

00:51:58

So it's going to.

00:51:59

He's going to roll with disadvantage.

00:52:00

So we got a three.

00:52:05

So he does not do any damage.

00:52:12

It is the first triplet.

00:52:13

She's going to walk up and.

00:52:15

Hit.

00:52:16

I think I had their names.

00:52:19

Down by now.

00:52:21

Billy.

00:52:21

Billy the beef.

00:52:22

How could you forget that one?

00:52:25

The best one.

00:52:28

Hit it Jerry.

00:52:32

For five.

00:52:34

For the beef.

00:52:35

Oh.

00:52:36

She misses.

00:52:37

She misses.

00:52:37

The second triplet.

00:52:39

Walks up to.

00:52:41

Hits him in the nuts.

00:52:45

To attack.

00:52:46

Buster the bear.

00:52:48

Hey triplet.

00:52:49

Aim for the nuts.

00:52:50

He hates being hit in them.

00:52:55

15.

00:52:56

She does connect.

00:52:58

To his nuts.

00:53:00

Sending him.

00:53:01

Falling to the ground.

00:53:03

In agony.

00:53:05

Doing three points.

00:53:07

Of damage.

00:53:07

Oh.

00:53:11

They have knives.

00:53:12

Yeah.

00:53:14

Okay.

00:53:15

No.

00:53:16

Hits.

00:53:16

So.

00:53:17

Jerry.

00:53:18

It is your turn.

00:53:19

Am I above any of them?

00:53:21

Or am I any kind of convenient way of jumping?

00:53:23

There's no way to tell.

00:53:25

Because no one can see you.

00:53:26

You're a goddamn invisible.

00:53:27

All right.

00:53:29

I'm going to jump on top of the nearest guy in front of me.

00:53:33

Okay.

00:53:34

Pick one.

00:53:34

The one in front of me.

00:53:37

You're above all of them.

00:53:41

And invisible.

00:53:42

I'm jumping the Billy the Beef.

00:53:45

Billy the Beef.

00:53:47

Jumping on the Beef.

00:53:51

So roll a d20 with advantage.

00:53:53

How do I do that?

00:53:57

Just do 2d20.

00:53:59

Just roll 2d20.

00:54:00

So we'll look at it.

00:54:01

Okay.

00:54:05

So you got 15.

00:54:06

So that is enough to hit.

00:54:08

If you do.

00:54:12

Roll your.

00:54:14

What is it?

00:54:17

Roll 1d6.

00:54:22

1 point of damage.

00:54:32

It's flying damage.

00:54:35

He's right.

00:54:37

That's your count.

00:54:38

That's your count.

00:54:39

10,000 points.

00:54:42

Maybe 20.

00:54:42

Square inch.

00:54:43

This commoner attacks Layla.

00:54:45

Oh no.

00:54:48

No that's.

00:54:48

No that's good.

00:54:49

Oh that's.

00:54:50

Yeah that's.

00:54:51

That's.

00:54:51

That's Brimbley.

00:54:52

I'm sorry.

00:54:52

You need to rename him or something.

00:54:56

Because I need to know about my.

00:54:57

Okay.

00:54:58

Okay.

00:54:59

So that hits.

00:55:12

For 5 points of damage.

00:55:17

That is the third triplets.

00:55:27

Attack against Buster the bear.

00:55:31

More like Buster the bitch.

00:55:38

She misses.

00:55:40

More like triplet the bitch.

00:55:42

Summer is your turn.

00:55:43

I'd like to.

00:55:45

Launch.

00:55:48

My.

00:55:49

Molotov cocktails.

00:55:51

At who?

00:55:54

Everyone.

00:55:56

You can do.

00:55:58

What is it?

00:55:59

Action surge right?

00:56:00

So it gives you two actions.

00:56:01

You can throw two of them.

00:56:03

At one time?

00:56:04

You can throw one.

00:56:06

And then you have to throw another one.

00:56:08

Oh yeah.

00:56:09

That'll be your action surge.

00:56:11

Uh.

00:56:12

Alright.

00:56:13

The.

00:56:14

So.

00:56:14

Uh.

00:56:15

Who got zapped?

00:56:17

Was it Timmy Toad?

00:56:18

Or was it.

00:56:19

Uh.

00:56:19

Beef Boy?

00:56:20

It was.

00:56:21

Billy the Beef.

00:56:22

Alright.

00:56:23

Yeah.

00:56:24

I'm gonna.

00:56:25

I'm gonna target him.

00:56:26

Okay.

00:56:27

So.

00:56:28

Give me.

00:56:30

An.

00:56:31

Athletics check.

00:56:32

Okay.

00:56:38

12.

00:56:40

12.

00:56:40

Oh.

00:56:40

Plus 12.

00:56:41

Okay.

00:56:41

So you do manage to hit.

00:56:43

Alright.

00:56:44

And that does.

00:56:46

Roll.

00:56:48

Uh.

00:56:49

2d6.

00:56:55

For 6 points of damage.

00:56:57

Uh huh.

00:56:58

And.

00:57:00

Uh.

00:57:01

Billy the Beef is looking.

00:57:02

Very.

00:57:03

Very bad.

00:57:04

Am I still hanging out?

00:57:05

Because I'm gonna hit him with another one.

00:57:06

Oh no.

00:57:08

Oh no.

00:57:09

Tiger.

00:57:09

You're.

00:57:10

You're.

00:57:10

Yeah.

00:57:10

Yeah.

00:57:11

Right.

00:57:11

You're gonna hit him with another one.

00:57:12

Yeah.

00:57:14

Am I still hanging on top of him?

00:57:16

No.

00:57:18

Oh.

00:57:19

Oh.

00:57:19

Doesn't matter.

00:57:20

Your pots.

00:57:21

Your precious pans will save you.

00:57:23

You jumped on top of him.

00:57:24

But.

00:57:24

You like.

00:57:25

Bounced out of the way.

00:57:26

Like.

00:57:27

You bounced off of him.

00:57:28

Well.

00:57:29

That's not why I'm lying.

00:57:29

I do.

00:57:30

Okay.

00:57:30

Summer.

00:57:31

Give me another.

00:57:32

Athletics check please.

00:57:34

No.

00:57:34

You'd much.

00:57:34

Rather be on fire right now.

00:57:40

Surviving.

00:57:41

And.

00:57:42

2d6 please.

00:57:44

For.

00:57:52

11 points of damage.

00:57:53

So you see him.

00:57:57

After you hit him with the second Molotov cocktail.

00:57:59

He just kind of.

00:57:59

Stops functioning.

00:58:01

He bursts into flames.

00:58:04

Yeah.

00:58:06

He's on flame.

00:58:07

But he's like.

00:58:08

He just kind of like.

00:58:09

Droops.

00:58:10

Slowly droops over.

00:58:11

Ah.

00:58:12

Yeah.

00:58:12

But he like.

00:58:12

And you can see the glow in his eyes.

00:58:14

Just fade out.

00:58:16

Ah.

00:58:17

Yep.

00:58:19

Take that.

00:58:20

Beaver.

00:58:20

Boy.

00:58:21

Okay.

00:58:21

So now it is.

00:58:22

Uh.

00:58:22

Layla's turn.

00:58:23

And she is going to.

00:58:29

Attack.

00:58:33

She's going to.

00:58:34

Try to bite.

00:58:35

Brimbley.

00:58:37

Brimbley.

00:58:39

No.

00:58:39

Oh.

00:58:41

Layla is.

00:58:43

Yeah.

00:58:43

She was a lizard.

00:58:44

Lizard's bite.

00:58:46

They don't got teeth.

00:58:48

They got.

00:58:49

It's a robot lizard.

00:58:50

It's a robot lizard.

00:58:53

Why would they give.

00:58:55

And.

00:58:55

Misses.

00:58:56

Oh.

00:59:01

So it is.

00:59:02

So it is.

00:59:03

Summer's turn.

00:59:06

It is.

00:59:08

Buster the bear's turn.

00:59:09

To attack.

00:59:10

Buster.

00:59:10

Buster.

00:59:10

Buster.

00:59:10

To attack the first triplet.

00:59:21

Eight.

00:59:21

Eight.

00:59:21

Eight.

00:59:22

Eight.

00:59:22

Eight.

00:59:22

Misses.

00:59:22

Oh.

00:59:25

We are.

00:59:25

Getting lucky somehow today.

00:59:27

Yeah.

00:59:28

Uh.

00:59:29

It's uncharacteristic.

00:59:32

I am still.

00:59:34

Without damage.

00:59:35

Tommy T.

00:59:36

Toad's turn.

00:59:37

To attack.

00:59:38

Summer.

00:59:39

Tommy T.

00:59:40

Bitch.

00:59:43

And.

00:59:44

Since you are still in the fort.

00:59:46

Is with disadvantage.

00:59:47

Which is seven.

00:59:49

So he misses.

00:59:49

The first.

00:59:54

Triplet.

00:59:58

hits.

01:00:03

Oh.

01:00:04

Wow.

01:00:05

He is done.

01:00:07

This frog is bullied.

01:00:10

Or two damage.

01:00:11

That is not really a lot.

01:00:14

The second triplet.

01:00:17

Attacks.

01:00:18

Who is that?

01:00:20

Buster.

01:00:28

So what are you using for.

01:00:30

The knives.

01:00:31

Daggers.

01:00:32

Basically.

01:00:32

Yeah.

01:00:34

Okay.

01:00:34

Well.

01:00:38

That's fair.

01:00:40

Not that you asked.

01:00:42

And that one misses.

01:00:43

Not that you asked.

01:00:45

Uh.

01:00:50

Jerry.

01:00:52

Your turn.

01:00:53

Um.

01:00:54

So who is still alive?

01:00:56

Is he still.

01:00:57

Is he still invisible?

01:00:58

No.

01:00:59

He did his attack.

01:01:01

Oh.

01:01:02

If you attack.

01:01:02

Then you're not invisible.

01:01:03

I thought it was just magic.

01:01:04

If you do it.

01:01:06

Uh.

01:01:06

Uh.

01:01:07

Attack.

01:01:07

Oh.

01:01:08

All right.

01:01:10

Um.

01:01:11

I'm going to hit one with a magic missile.

01:01:13

Okay.

01:01:17

You don't got a magic missile dog.

01:01:19

Magic mountain baby.

01:01:21

Magic mountain.

01:01:22

Okay.

01:01:23

I really have to go to the bathroom.

01:01:24

Yeah.

01:01:25

You look like it.

01:01:26

You actually look like you have to go to the bathroom.

01:01:28

Yes.

01:01:29

I'm back.

01:01:30

Oh.

01:01:30

He's back.

01:01:31

Oh.

01:01:31

Good.

01:01:32

Yes.

01:01:34

And now he's back.

01:01:35

From.

01:01:36

I'm back.

01:01:37

Oh.

01:01:37

No.

01:01:38

I had to get rid of that picture.

01:01:40

All right.

01:01:41

So.

01:01:41

You're going to attack with magic missile.

01:01:43

Yeah.

01:01:46

All right.

01:01:46

It's a very phallic spell.

01:01:49

Now you have.

01:01:50

Three.

01:01:51

Magic missiles.

01:01:53

Yeah.

01:01:54

That launch out.

01:01:55

You can send them all at one person.

01:01:56

Or you can send them at different parties.

01:01:57

I have.

01:01:59

Blow everything up.

01:01:59

Yeah.

01:02:00

I'll throw a spell.

01:02:01

Three different parties.

01:02:02

You're going to throw them at three different people?

01:02:06

Yeah.

01:02:06

Okay.

01:02:07

There's only three left.

01:02:09

I'm going hog wild.

01:02:11

I'm going magic mountain.

01:02:12

Okay.

01:02:13

Roll a one.

01:02:14

Roll a d20.

01:02:19

Oh no.

01:02:20

I'm sorry.

01:02:20

You don't have to.

01:02:20

Sorry.

01:02:22

I forgot that that automatically hits.

01:02:25

So roll one d4 plus one.

01:02:27

One.

01:02:29

Orange slash.

01:02:32

One d4.

01:02:34

And then plus one.

01:02:36

How do you do that?

01:02:36

You just hit plus one.

01:02:38

Where's the plus button?

01:02:43

Right by the back.

01:02:45

You're sitting on it.

01:02:48

Oh you hit all of them for four damage.

01:02:51

Four.

01:02:52

That's it?

01:02:54

Four damage.

01:02:58

With that.

01:02:59

They're dead.

01:03:01

The lizard is dead.

01:03:02

Oh I'm kind of sad.

01:03:04

Ding dong.

01:03:05

The lizard's dead.

01:03:06

Which old lizard?

01:03:08

That's how it goes.

01:03:12

Brimley.

01:03:12

Brimley after Lay the lizard dies.

01:03:16

Goes down.

01:03:17

To attack.

01:03:20

Brimley.

01:03:21

Yes.

01:03:23

My hero.

01:03:24

Okay.

01:03:27

I love you.

01:03:29

Brimley doesn't hear that.

01:03:35

I don't like the look of that creature that's on the backside of your paper.

01:03:39

Let me see it again.

01:03:41

Oh.

01:03:45

It doesn't look so scary when you do it boo.

01:03:49

Maybe he won't be so bad.

01:03:51

That's how it always is.

01:03:58

Oh.

01:03:58

And Brimley misses.

01:04:00

Brimley.

01:04:01

I never loved you at all.

01:04:02

You're a fucking poser.

01:04:07

Okay.

01:04:08

It is the second triplet's turn to attack.

01:04:11

Who's that?

01:04:12

Is that the beef?

01:04:12

Or is that Buster?

01:04:13

Beef is dead.

01:04:15

Beef is dead.

01:04:16

Beef is dead, man.

01:04:16

So.

01:04:17

Attacks.

01:04:18

Buster.

01:04:19

Beef's dead, baby.

01:04:22

So glad the beef is dead.

01:04:24

The beef is dead.

01:04:26

And best dead.

01:04:28

So glad the beef is all dead.

01:04:29

Summer.

01:04:30

What?

01:04:32

Your turn.

01:04:35

Uh.

01:04:35

So can I hit Tommy Titoed with my electro plate floor?

01:04:40

Floor?

01:04:42

No.

01:04:42

That is a stationary thing.

01:04:44

Okay.

01:04:45

Um.

01:04:47

And I'm guessing you're going to tell me that all my Molotov cocktails were wasted on Billy the Beef.

01:04:53

No.

01:04:55

You said you made a good amount of them.

01:04:57

Yeah, but I didn't really make a number.

01:04:59

And I used two on Billy the Beef.

01:05:05

Hmm.

01:05:06

I don't know what.

01:05:07

I mean, I didn't really know what the Molotov cocktails numbers were.

01:05:11

Should I use that?

01:05:15

Or should I try and longbow Tommy Titoed?

01:05:19

Because my longbow is pretty fucking sweet.

01:05:21

That is up to you.

01:05:27

Uh.

01:05:28

Uh.

01:05:28

Well.

01:05:33

I know that maybe I shouldn't ask for your advice.

01:05:36

But what do you think?

01:05:37

You would get more damage out of your bow.

01:05:40

That's what it seems like to me.

01:05:42

Okay.

01:05:43

So I'll use my bow.

01:05:44

Okay.

01:05:45

So roll a 1d20 plus 7.

01:05:55

I don't think that's enough.

01:05:58

It is.

01:06:02

Oh, great.

01:06:03

So he's dead now?

01:06:04

No.

01:06:05

Uh.

01:06:06

You got to roll.

01:06:07

Uh.

01:06:08

1d10 plus 3.

01:06:09

1d10 plus 3.

01:06:12

Shut up.

01:06:13

Shut up.

01:06:17

Invisiboy.

01:06:19

So 9 points of damage.

01:06:21

Not dead yet.

01:06:24

Not dead yet.

01:06:26

Not dead yet.

01:06:28

Not dead yet.

01:06:30

Not dead yet.

01:06:31

You're about to be.

01:06:33

It will be soon.

01:06:36

I'm not dead yet.

01:06:43

All right.

01:06:43

Uh.

01:06:44

What is that?

01:06:47

The bug.

01:06:47

Buster.

01:06:50

Attacks the.

01:06:52

Oh, shit.

01:06:53

There's a whole nother.

01:06:54

Oh, god damn it.

01:06:55

There's two of them left.

01:06:56

I thought Tommy the Toadboy was the last one.

01:07:01

Attack the third.

01:07:03

The third triplet here.

01:07:04

Oh, no.

01:07:05

We're going to lose a triplet.

01:07:06

That's fine.

01:07:10

Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.

01:07:12

Triplet, triplet, triplet, triplet.

01:07:15

Triplet.

01:07:17

Triplet.

01:07:19

For 14 damage.

01:07:26

And the third triplet is dead.

01:07:29

Oh.

01:07:30

Dead.

01:07:31

That's rough.

01:07:32

Now, it is Tommy T. Toad's turn.

01:07:37

Unfortunately, we did all that bonding with them.

01:07:40

Emotional.

01:07:42

He attacks.

01:07:44

Brimbley.

01:07:45

Oh, Brimbley.

01:07:47

Brimbley.

01:07:49

Brimbley.

01:07:50

I'm Wilford Brimbley.

01:07:54

And I have diabetes.

01:07:56

Six plus.

01:07:58

Yesterday, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the wife.

01:08:08

My wife died 10 years ago.

01:08:09

Who the hell did I hit?

01:08:11

Now that's a good bit.

01:08:16

That's a Family Guy bit.

01:08:17

Yeah.

01:08:18

It's not all bad.

01:08:20

No, that's early Family Guy one.

01:08:22

They were pretty funny.

01:08:23

And connects.

01:08:28

10 points of damage.

01:08:40

And Brimbley is dead.

01:08:42

Brimbley is dead.

01:08:45

Brimbley?

01:08:46

That's my boyfriend.

01:08:47

Not anymore.

01:08:49

Oh.

01:08:51

Can't I have anything?

01:08:53

The first triplet attacks.

01:08:55

Buster.

01:08:57

I hate this game.

01:09:01

Connected.

01:09:05

With the kitchen knife.

01:09:08

In the study.

01:09:11

With some mustard.

01:09:14

And Buster the Bear is dead.

01:09:18

Oh great.

01:09:19

But at what cost?

01:09:20

I know running is good for you.

01:09:25

But at what cost?

01:09:26

Jerry, your turn.

01:09:27

All right.

01:09:28

What's left?

01:09:29

Who cares?

01:09:31

My boyfriend's dead.

01:09:32

That's a good song.

01:09:34

My only shot of love.

01:09:35

It was my first kiss.

01:09:36

You've got Tommy Titoed.

01:09:38

Who cares?

01:09:39

My boyfriend's dead.

01:09:40

Da da da da da da da da da da da da.

01:09:45

Is that a song?

01:09:47

Yeah.

01:09:47

Who cares?

01:09:49

That sounds like something I would care about.

01:09:51

Like you're upset and I'm trying to think of this song.

01:09:52

I'm so mad.

01:09:54

Have we friends back?

01:09:56

Yeah, that's it.

01:09:56

All right.

01:09:59

I am going to go after Tommy Titoed with a ray of frost.

01:10:03

Classic and deadly.

01:10:10

Because toads are afraid of frost.

01:10:12

Yeah, I get it.

01:10:13

I get it.

01:10:13

I get it.

01:10:13

Oh shit.

01:10:29

What do I put out?

01:10:33

You put r slash.

01:10:34

Like it's a reddit.

01:10:37

You miss.

01:10:41

I can't believe Brimpley's dead.

01:10:48

Life's not worth living.

01:10:50

The second triplet goes over to the third triplet and triplets body and starts crying.

01:10:57

Summer, you need to snap out of it.

01:10:59

Take your rage out on them who took from you your love.

01:11:06

Those are not words.

01:11:08

Release the fury.

01:11:10

What?

01:11:11

Release the summer heat.

01:11:14

That sounds better in my head.

01:11:16

That is good.

01:11:18

All right.

01:11:18

So what am I doing?

01:11:19

Is it my turn?

01:11:21

Release your natural Guatemala-ness.

01:11:26

I'm going to hit an arrow at the frogman.

01:11:31

Okay.

01:11:32

1d20 plus 7, I think.

01:11:34

Oh.

01:11:37

My weapon attack score a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20.

01:11:41

I don't know why it said that to me.

01:11:43

I clicked on it.

01:11:44

All right.

01:11:44

So that's real, real cool.

01:11:46

Plus 7.

01:11:48

Really cool.

01:11:49

Beard.

01:11:50

There it is.

01:11:51

There's a critical.

01:11:52

Yep.

01:11:54

So I don't know what a critical does.

01:11:55

You're the GM.

01:11:57

Yeah.

01:11:58

I know.

01:11:59

That's pretty critical of you to know.

01:12:02

Roll your d10 plus 3.

01:12:08

Who?

01:12:10

Me?

01:12:10

No, not you.

01:12:12

You didn't hit.

01:12:14

You're invisible.

01:12:15

You're a towel.

01:12:18

No, you're a towel.

01:12:19

All right.

01:12:23

With that critical,

01:12:24

he falls back and his hand reaches out and touches that electrical plate.

01:12:34

And then what?

01:12:35

He gets shocked.

01:12:37

He commits suicide?

01:12:40

No.

01:12:40

He doesn't commit suicide.

01:12:43

He just got knocked back from the shot.

01:12:45

His arm fell.

01:12:46

Hit that sheet tray.

01:12:48

And it'll electrocute it.

01:12:49

He is dead.

01:12:50

Dead.

01:12:51

So you guys beat it.

01:12:53

Yeah.

01:12:55

I run for the door.

01:12:58

Not even checking on your daughter.

01:13:01

I run out the door.

01:13:06

So the lights come back on.

01:13:08

Uh-huh.

01:13:10

Or not back on,

01:13:11

but they stop like flashing and stuff during the slaughter fest.

01:13:14

But at what cost?

01:13:17

Two lives.

01:13:20

It looks like.

01:13:21

A triplet.

01:13:23

And a hunk.

01:13:25

And rindley.

01:13:25

Did you see any of the hunk?

01:13:27

Yeah.

01:13:29

The plumber hunk?

01:13:30

The plunk?

01:13:30

Honey.

01:13:31

He had diabetes.

01:13:33

You don't want to catch that.

01:13:34

You told me to marry him.

01:13:37

Well, that was before you told me his name was Brimley.

01:13:41

I thought you said his name was Brad.

01:13:42

I'd be okay with Brad the plumber, but not with a Brimley.

01:13:45

His name was not Brimley.

01:13:49

It was Brimley.

01:13:50

Oh.

01:13:51

That's even worse.

01:13:53

It was Brimble.

01:13:54

I only called him Brimley or Brad and sometimes Tad.

01:14:01

Well, that all sounds awful.

01:14:03

He had a terrible name.

01:14:04

Might I suggest you going after, say, a Jerry next time.

01:14:08

That is sick.

01:14:11

You are a sick, sick man.

01:14:13

That is not what I meant.

01:14:15

I just meant, you know, all Jerry's are pretty good.

01:14:19

Okay.

01:14:21

Okay.

01:14:21

I'm pretty sad, though.

01:14:23

I'm broken up.

01:14:24

This is the biggest thing going on in my life.

01:14:26

You'll get over it, honey.

01:14:30

You'll find yourself a noob, probably.

01:14:34

A noob, probably, probably.

01:14:42

How about you and I go over and have a cup of Cheerios?

01:14:45

I hate Cheerios.

01:14:47

You know that.

01:14:48

You would know that if you ever listened to me.

01:14:52

I listen to you all the time.

01:14:54

You won't even have to, or else you yell at me.

01:14:59

Are we married?

01:15:00

Oh, no.

01:15:03

I wouldn't put up with your nonsense.

01:15:05

Your mother's very disappointed in you and me.

01:15:12

So the lights come on?

01:15:13

The lights were off?

01:15:15

No, no.

01:15:16

I fixed that.

01:15:18

They would flash during the Slaughter Fest.

01:15:21

Flash.

01:15:22

But now they just come back on as normal.

01:15:24

Like a strobe light?

01:15:26

Yes.

01:15:27

It was like a cosmic Slaughter Fest?

01:15:29

Yeah.

01:15:30

I wish you would have told us that before.

01:15:33

That would really set the scene.

01:15:34

I thought I did.

01:15:36

I wasn't listening.

01:15:38

Yeah.

01:15:39

That sounds about right.

01:15:40

Now it happens.

01:15:46

I mean, what do you want to do?

01:15:51

Do you want to mourn?

01:15:54

Or are you going to run straight out the door?

01:15:56

I run out the door.

01:15:59

I'm kind of walking around.

01:16:01

I run out the door.

01:16:02

Jerry clinks around.

01:16:04

Yeah, I'm losing.

01:16:06

I'm losing pots and pans like with my pants.

01:16:10

And you can't wait to get out.

01:16:12

Yeah.

01:16:14

Yeah.

01:16:17

Yeah.

01:16:17

I'll tell you your important question.

01:16:24

What are you doing?

01:16:25

I'm just sort of wandering around in a daze.

01:16:29

My boyfriend's dead.

01:16:30

Okay.

01:16:32

And not feeling great about that.

01:16:34

Your father just ran out of the door.

01:16:36

Listen, I could get more fathers, but this is a boy.

01:16:39

And can I give him like a serum?

01:16:43

Like a health serum?

01:16:44

Do you have one?

01:16:46

No.

01:16:47

No.

01:16:49

No.

01:16:51

Can I shock him back to life with my magic plate that killed everyone?

01:16:57

You can try.

01:16:59

I would like to try.

01:17:01

Okay.

01:17:02

Give me a performance check.

01:17:11

What will I have to roll to succeed?

01:17:14

Roll.

01:17:18

No, I'm not rolling until you tell me what I have to roll to succeed.

01:17:21

Then don't roll.

01:17:24

I don't care.

01:17:24

All right.

01:17:34

12.

01:17:34

Well, all right.

01:17:36

So you successfully drag him over and you put his hand on top of that sheet tray.

01:17:41

Yeah.

01:17:42

And you see his body jolt.

01:17:45

Uh-huh.

01:17:46

A little bit.

01:17:47

Comes back to life.

01:17:48

And then he bursts into flames.

01:17:50

Oh, that's not good.

01:17:51

No.

01:17:52

So you just burn the body of your only lover.

01:17:58

I'm just going to walk away casually.

01:18:02

So casual.

01:18:06

Oh, it's going to be tough for the family.

01:18:08

Yeah.

01:18:10

They, uh.

01:18:11

They really love that boy.

01:18:13

His little brother comes running up and is just crying his eyes out.

01:18:18

Wow.

01:18:19

You really know how to stick it into us.

01:18:22

Like, he was already dead.

01:18:24

Why did you do this?

01:18:27

Oh.

01:18:28

Why would you do that?

01:18:29

I'm going to slowly slay.

01:18:31

He was such a nice person.

01:18:33

He was putting me through school.

01:18:35

And you just burned him.

01:18:38

I thought you were his little brother.

01:18:40

I am.

01:18:41

He was 17.

01:18:43

How was he putting you through school?

01:18:45

Plumbers pay very.

01:18:47

Plumbing pays very well.

01:18:49

Go to public school.

01:18:53

No.

01:18:54

My mom doesn't want me to.

01:18:56

You've been stuck at a restaurant for her.

01:19:00

I'm not really going to try to figure this out.

01:19:03

I'm just going to casually slink out of the door where Jerry ran into.

01:19:09

Yep.

01:19:10

I ran out really quickly.

01:19:11

What did I see?

01:19:17

Oh, that looks like booty to me.

01:19:19

I think that's the right room.

01:19:24

Hold on.

01:19:24

It's booty.

01:19:26

The booty room.

01:19:29

You're in the booty room.

01:19:31

This room looks like a whole.

01:19:33

This room looks a whole lot like.

01:19:36

Booty.

01:19:37

Like the movie about that weirdo with the candy factory.

01:19:39

That scene with all the.

01:19:41

With all the kids where the one gets sucked up the pipe.

01:19:43

Remember that?

01:19:45

It's like that, but with gold pieces and treasure everywhere.

01:19:48

There's a massive treasure chest perched on a toadstool in one corner of the room.

01:19:53

The chest is made of wood.

01:19:55

The toadstool is made of sapphires.

01:19:57

A geyser of gold and platinum coins cascade from a fountain in the wall,

01:20:02

making a makeshift river of fortune that bisects the room.

01:20:07

A bridge across the river is made of diamonds,

01:20:10

and trees along its banks are glittering rubies.

01:20:14

Gorgeous emerald meadows cover the rest of the room.

01:20:17

Littered with flowers,

01:20:19

patches from a persiliscent,

01:20:20

pearlescent white material.

01:20:23

Probably pearl,

01:20:24

all things considered.

01:20:30

Summer,

01:20:31

Summer,

01:20:31

Summer,

01:20:31

does this help your morning process?

01:20:33

What am I going to do with this?

01:20:35

What am I going to spend this on?

01:20:36

I've had no opportunities to spend booty.

01:20:39

All right.

01:20:42

Well,

01:20:43

I try.

01:20:43

I'm going to go dive in the money like Scrooge McDuck.

01:20:46

Okay.

01:20:49

I'm probably going to end it there,

01:20:51

though.

01:20:52

But what happens?

01:20:54

Does he dive in the money?

01:20:56

Does he?

01:20:58

We'll find out.

01:21:00

In two weeks.

01:21:03

I just imagine the ending is just me

01:21:05

diving like Scooge McDuck

01:21:07

right in mid-dive.

01:21:08

Like a freeze frame?

01:21:09

Yeah.

01:21:10

Yeah.

01:21:10

Yeah.

01:21:23

you

01:21:25

Thank you.

01:21:27

Thank you.

Episode 9