- Crew of the Kahuna

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we're fucked we're back here again no no we're not we're not

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fucked i knew you were gonna say this i'm having an existential crisis i just died and it was

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horrifying and i did everything i could and i was invisible and then i wasn't and then you i mean

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everything you did hide that's a lot let's do a little bit less of that maybe i just don't i don't

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see any other way out of this some some i think we're just gonna have to build a giant robot out of

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bar parts do you know how to build a robot i i i think we can do it i think we can do it i think

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i mean we've got a can-do attitude we've got ropes we've got uh hinges off the doors um we can make

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this work you've picked a strange time to develop a can-do attitude a strange subject about which to

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have a can-do attitude well if you have any other ideas i'd like to hear them um i have no robot making

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experience and i know you don't either um although you are magical um i think maybe instead of building

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new humanoid robots um maybe we use the people here and make them into a robot how does that work

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yes no not that will you listen to yourself dad you're embarrassing me again in front of everyone

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here you're right we have to get everyone united to build this robot people gather around get your

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things we're gonna start taking things off no no we're gonna use the toilet for a head get it

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i love how you you had you had literally an eternity to uh think about what we were going to do our next

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steps and the best you could come up with building a robot out of toilets parts you know tubes and glass

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that's tubes and glass don't make a bar tubes and glass make a motorcycle well what did you say fire

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and glass fire well there's definitely fire there must be fire here we could just make a bar golem it's

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like magic or something i think i can probably do you have a bar golem spell a golem spell i mean you

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learn one soon what if we just built me an r like a robot that'd be for me to hide inside while it fought

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against the robots i'm trying to think here i'm running out of steam all right fine fine you're right

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you're right this is a this is a this is a greenhouse this is what we talked about in school it's a safe

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space there's just no bad ideas let's just get it all out there except the toilet one that one was bad

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but all the other ones they're probably good just let it flow let it flow i don't have any other ideas

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um let's see let's see what else they got out well you're right here we have hinges

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we have hinges and got hinges those hinges i don't know we have soccer bombs and hinges

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glass fire and tubes that's all i know that we have

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all right while you guys are arguing about this layla the lizard comes up and walks to your boot

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and ask you know how y'all doing can i get you anything to drink or eat

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i'd like some i'd like some yeast yeah how would yeah how are we doing the taste the yeast is fresh out

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no you said that last time but i know there's yeast back there and i right there how about how

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about this and i coyly slide a uh gold piece towards her she picks it up puts it in her pocket

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says yep still no yeast minus one gold well that's coming out of your tip layla

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i think that was my tip here's a tip i remember i remember you two from last time and uh that's the

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most i ever got out of you wait so they they remember uh wait so layla you remember the last

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time your memory persists yeah that fire was fun you remember when you killed us oh yeah that's not

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nice this is the best time i've had in a long time all these other people i've killed so many times it

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just gets boring oh well we're gonna go that way that's i'm glad we added some levity to your life

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there's like no fight to any of them so i got a question if they were someone were to fight you um

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what would they have to do to defeat you what are your various weaknesses

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mine for one is is redheads i'm and you know that's my weakness for instance if i turned your bar

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into a giant fighting robot would that be a threat no as a robot i think they would probably join

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that side against but it's name on the ob rays

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what actually that's a really good idea i might make one myself a robot bar robot yeah you are a

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bar robot i'm gonna make another one you know what layla we need a little more time to think about

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why don't you give us a minute okay and she walks away that did not go well but i don't know what

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else to do i get paid i panic and i panic and just ask for help from the enemy i thought i was being

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clever and i was i i i do you have zone of truth do i have what zone of truth what is that it's a spell

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maybe made up but i heard about it in a book once it definitely exists i don't know what can you learn

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it's not in my book it is not in the book

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i don't have the zone of truth but i can give you um the finger of truth oh wow

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thank you professional is always dead how all right okay robot let's just table that for now

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maybe let's just call it a maybe i i don't know how to make a robot you have no robot spells

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um i think maybe we ought to utilize these soccer moms as a sort of how do you say

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cannon fodder maybe we'll gum up the works of the robots or something or maybe they can fight i don't

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i don't really know

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see you made me feel really bad about the robot idea but you want to use people as cannon fodder

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gumming up the works who raised you where did you get this notion from for god's sakes they're people

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are they i mean they've died thousands and millions of times are they really people i mean if we're going

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to get philosophical about it they're probably closer are we really people are we really people

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i don't know i asked myself i'm asking myself the same thing listen i found it best not to ask about

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anything just to fill your life with meaningless things until we get to the end well we've got a we've got

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11 hours until until you give up with a bad idea daddy's gonna be in the back pulling up the toilet to make a robot head

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okay i am going to start

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i still have my carpenters tools don't forget

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uh we'll need those for the robot

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i uh would like to start building a fort again

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wait i thought that you stormed off to start working on a robot

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i'm not far i'm on the other side of the park

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all right fine i'm not building a fort um i'm going to go flirt with some soccer moms

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okay

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am i successful

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did i do it you have to make it a little appealing

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just say i flirt with them

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all right

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i will

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am i gonna go first or is boo gonna do his toilet thing first

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you go first i haven't really decided what i'm doing

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you did decide you said you're gonna make a robot out of toilets

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and now i'm in the bathroom sitting on the toilet crying you do your own thing i'll do mine

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all right uh i'm gonna saddle up to um let's just say i don't know why i'm sideways but i'm gonna

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saddle up to this this table over here okay and i'm gonna say so guys um maybe we got off on the wrong

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foot

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i'm summer

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how are you

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i'm doing terrible

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you're doing terrible okay yeah me too

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terrible

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me too how did you die last time because i don't remember how i died but it was

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i think it was smoke inhalation from some idiot

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lighting a booth fort on fire

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i know right that was a really dumb idea

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do you know who did that

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oh it was probably that middle-aged crying man i don't remember his name but i call him dad sometimes just because i don't know

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do you call a random person you've never met before dad

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oh yeah it's like a pet name i would call you dad if you were a man but you're clearly

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a woman

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all woman

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all of you

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you're all

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you know what i never asked how did you die last time

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oh smoke inhalation you know the the standard stuff or maybe arrows i don't you know honestly it was a blur

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it was just but it was painful wasn't that your first time

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uh dying yeah

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uh don't recommend

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no in this bar

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for slaughter fest

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yeah oh yes slaughter everybody remembers how they died the first time

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uh yeah i don't sorry

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i one of the robots took one of the pizza things off the off the wall you know the thing they use to get the pizza out of the oven

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oh the shovel the pizza shovel that's what we call it

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yeah and it

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mm-hmm

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they cut my head off with it

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ouch that must have been bad

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and another one goes yeah

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and then another

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how rude

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the the owl

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the owlbear flipped one of the stools upside down just threw me on top of it and impaled me

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oh i can almost feel it when you tell me about it it's

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and it's quite painful i'm so sorry that happened to you

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and the third one goes i just had a heart attack

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oh so were you really killed you were killed by yourself and your bad choices it sounds like

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no they scared me so bad by my uh heart arrhythmia acted out

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right but it's kind of your fault

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uh that's not how arrhythmia works

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well it's your body's fault

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that's your

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and then and then i i point at it

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i have no control over that

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this this one right

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what a what a weakling

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no that's my sister

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oh your sisters i thought you were sisters

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you all look so similar and beautiful

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um okay and yes and um how about we stop dying have you thought about that

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are you trying to use a tactic they use for improv

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yes and let's not die this time

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um you're gonna die this time

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no we don't want to be with you

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so please don't hear hear me out

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leave us alone

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i have a great plan

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all right what's your plan

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oh it's a great great plan

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it's the best plan

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what is it

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it requires everyone pitching in

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to do

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fighting

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how

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well

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against the

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you know

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and then i i point over by

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um some of the animatronics

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let's say the uh tommy two frog

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what's his name

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tommy two toad

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thomas t toad

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thomas t toad

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thomas t toad

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thomas t toad

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and i point like

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yeah like uh

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you know

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against them

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let's let's give them what for

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how are we gonna fight though

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can i make like a charisma check or something

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yeah

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i need help

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i was gonna do that

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i need help

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i need help

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do a charisma check

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um

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charisma

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i don't really

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i forgot how to do it

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go check

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hit charisma

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public role

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it says 1d 20 plus 0

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oh so i have 0 charisma

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yeah

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that's surprising

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oh yeah

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two

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that's good right

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we're trying to roll

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this is like

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golf

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this is not like golf

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no

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no

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no

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we're not

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we're not buying into your fake bullshit

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leave us alone

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it's not fake

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do you want to keep dying

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alone

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all right

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uh

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then i go over to

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a different table

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it's also

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well hello

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these are all women right

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no

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this is the family

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okay

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all right

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mom dad

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son i think there was an uncle

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all right

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uh

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so who's the uh

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head of the family here

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uh

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the one at the top

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speaks out

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and has

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in her womanly voice

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oh it's a woman

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i am

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yeah

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does that surprise you

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that a woman is the head of the family

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oh

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huh

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let's not get into it

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i already struck out

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with the last family

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no that was me asking

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not

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not the character

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oh yeah

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i mean it's

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it's not

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it happens from time to time

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i i can't say i approve

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but

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what are you gonna do

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what are you gonna do

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uh

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so

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hello

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i am summer

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a

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innocent

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wonderful

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young

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woman

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and i'm looking to

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join your family

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please

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you want to join my family

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because my brother over there

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he's single

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and

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i look over to him

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and

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uh

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i don't know

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should it be

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i want to

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i want to know

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whether or not i find him attractive

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and i want to

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okay

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uh

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skills

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yeah there's a perception skill

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all right

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all right

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oh

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he

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he is the redhead

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of my dreams

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redhead of your dreams

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so

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and you look over at him

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and his mouth is just

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dropped to the floor

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staring at you

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oh

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you must have noticed

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my new butt

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not yet

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you're facing me

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oh

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well maybe

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you could notice it later

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well

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can i see it now

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whoa

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um

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wow that's quite forward

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and i look over at his dad

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i don't have much time

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so

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i'm gonna get right to it

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don't be that

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but

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uh

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that is

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awfully forward

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uh

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and it's

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i'd say it's

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turning me off

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of it

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and i'm going to

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i'm gonna walk away

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uh

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from their table

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but i'm gonna

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i'm gonna

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really

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i'm gonna

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sassy it up

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guys

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this

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this conversation

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would be so bad

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if we had a larger group

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and we were playing

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like a regular dnd

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like this is like

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stuff they talk about

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on the reddit

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like that

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they don't want to talk

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show me that butt

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oh no i'm not gonna

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i'm not

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right

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yes i hear you

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but i'm not doing that

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i'm just

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i'm just gonna walk away

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and i'm gonna sashay

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and just

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let

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just let him see

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what he

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what he wants

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wants

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wants

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you know

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he likes what he sees

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since you rolled a 20

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on that

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i

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he gets up

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and he follows you

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really

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yeah

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can we

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can we go

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can i get a break

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yeah boo your turn

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what are you doing

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i'm sitting on the toilet

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i'm not like

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pooping

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i'm like

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i'm not using it

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i'm just like

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sitting like crying

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because i don't know

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how to build a robot

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but i can't like

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look like a

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look the fool

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um

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can i have a perception check

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or what

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what are you looking for

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i'm in the bathroom

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i just want to know

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what's in here

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so i have some idea

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what to do

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if i can do it here

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um

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i mean it's just

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a normal bathroom

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there's not like

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a

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a warrior robot

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hard drive

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hidden anywhere

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all right

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can i look inside

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the top of the toilet

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and see if there's

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anything in there

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sure

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give me a

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perception

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where's perception

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again

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i forgot

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just regular like

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yeah

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five

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you somehow

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you somehow

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can't get the lid

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of the

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the toilet

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or the tank

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the tank lid

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of the toilet

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off

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what

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what is this toilet

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made out of

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it's not locked

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down

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you just

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can't do it

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what if

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what if the

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floater is broken

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how are they

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gonna fix that

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summer i need

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summer get in here

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i need your bow

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and eat your bow

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to pry this lid

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off this toilet

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we can use the

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parts to make

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something i'm sure

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what

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i have an idea

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but i don't know

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how to bring it up

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organically

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okay

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um

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is

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so

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these are robots

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i think we talked

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about

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they're electronic

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in some way

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maybe

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yes

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um

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i would think

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that they don't

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like water

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possibly

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possibly

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um

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i wonder

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if jerry

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if you could

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have

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as you're

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struggling

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with the

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the plumbing

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basically to

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check the

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toilet

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you could

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have like

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some kind

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of

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i don't

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know

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epiphany

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about

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robots

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not liking

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water

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and maybe

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something

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around

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i got

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i got

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i got

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so

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i ripped

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the toilet

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off the

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wall

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let me do

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it

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trying to

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open it

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trying to

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open it

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yeah

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give me

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a

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athletics

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check on

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that one

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all right

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normal

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cool

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i ripped

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the toilet

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off the

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wall

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you

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budget a

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little bit

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and then

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you notice

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the lid

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gets a

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little bit

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loose

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it's

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11

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you want

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to rip

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a toilet

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off the

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wall

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yeah

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it's not

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going to be

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an easy

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thing to

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do

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have you

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ever done

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it

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i am

00:21:23

ashamed

00:21:24

to admit

00:21:24

i have

00:21:24

not

00:21:25

then let

00:21:27

you know

00:21:28

let me

00:21:28

let me

00:21:29

have this

00:21:29

one thing

00:21:30

man

00:21:30

i gave

00:21:31

you what

00:21:31

i can

00:21:32

give you

00:21:32

all right

00:21:36

um

00:21:36

i i

00:21:38

don't i

00:21:39

was gonna

00:21:39

rip the

00:21:40

toilet off

00:21:40

the wall

00:21:41

and see if

00:21:41

i can get

00:21:42

to the

00:21:42

water main

00:21:42

but i

00:21:43

guess i'm

00:21:43

just gonna

00:21:43

sit here

00:21:44

and cry

00:21:44

some more

00:21:45

well i

00:21:48

mean

00:21:48

it'll produce

00:21:49

in the

00:21:49

form of

00:21:49

water

00:21:50

yeah

00:21:50

so what

00:21:50

so what

00:21:51

happened

00:21:51

he nudged

00:21:52

it and

00:21:52

like it

00:21:53

started leaking

00:21:53

no the

00:21:55

lid on

00:21:56

the top

00:21:56

became

00:21:56

loose

00:21:57

oh

00:21:58

became

00:21:59

loose

00:21:59

so

00:22:01

again

00:22:03

whatever you

00:22:04

want to do

00:22:04

i'm just

00:22:04

saying that

00:22:05

maybe if

00:22:05

the lid

00:22:06

came loose

00:22:06

now you

00:22:07

could open

00:22:07

it

00:22:08

i'm

00:22:10

opening it

00:22:10

i'm going

00:22:10

for the

00:22:11

floater

00:22:11

i don't

00:22:18

know what

00:22:18

to do

00:22:18

i'm a

00:22:19

little uh

00:22:19

you're

00:22:20

gonna have

00:22:20

to give

00:22:20

me some

00:22:20

direction

00:22:20

can you

00:22:21

give me

00:22:21

another

00:22:21

uh

00:22:22

what

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was

00:22:23

what

00:22:23

did

00:22:23

you

00:22:24

my

00:22:25

initial

00:22:25

plan

00:22:26

out of

00:22:26

character

00:22:27

my

00:22:27

initial

00:22:27

plan

00:22:27

was i

00:22:28

was

00:22:28

going to

00:22:28

try to

00:22:28

rip it

00:22:28

off the

00:22:29

wall

00:22:29

water

00:22:29

was

00:22:29

going

00:22:29

to

00:22:30

spew

00:22:30

everywhere

00:22:30

and i

00:22:31

was

00:22:31

going to

00:22:31

get

00:22:31

the

00:22:31

idea

00:22:31

of

00:22:31

maybe

00:22:32

i

00:22:32

could

00:22:32

freeze

00:22:32

it

00:22:33

with

00:22:33

my

00:22:33

ray

00:22:34

of

00:22:34

frost

00:22:34

and

00:22:34

then

00:22:34

blast

00:22:35

them

00:22:35

when

00:22:35

they

00:22:36

came

00:22:36

in

00:22:36

or

00:22:36

something

00:22:36

i

00:22:37

don't

00:22:37

know

00:22:37

i'm

00:22:37

just

00:22:37

flying

00:22:38

by the

00:22:38

seat

00:22:38

of my

00:22:38

pants

00:22:39

here

00:22:39

you

00:22:40

still

00:22:40

can

00:22:41

you

00:22:41

can

00:22:41

you

00:22:41

i mean

00:22:42

you

00:22:42

can

00:22:42

find

00:22:42

a way

00:22:43

to

00:22:43

get

00:22:43

water

00:22:44

on

00:22:44

the

00:22:44

floor

00:22:44

with

00:22:46

my

00:22:47

hands

00:22:47

in

00:22:47

the

00:22:48

toilet

00:22:48

i

00:22:50

mean

00:22:50

i

00:22:55

mean

00:22:55

just

00:22:55

because

00:22:55

you

00:22:55

failed

00:22:56

the

00:22:56

first

00:22:56

check

00:22:56

you

00:22:57

can

00:22:57

keep

00:22:57

trying

00:22:58

to

00:22:58

do

00:22:58

what

00:22:58

you're

00:22:58

trying

00:22:59

to

00:22:59

do

00:22:59

just

00:23:00

maybe

00:23:00

with

00:23:00

other

00:23:00

checks

00:23:01

or

00:23:01

different

00:23:01

just

00:23:01

different

00:23:02

ways

00:23:02

well

00:23:03

okay

00:23:04

summer

00:23:04

get

00:23:04

in

00:23:05

here

00:23:05

we're

00:23:05

gonna

00:23:05

use

00:23:06

your

00:23:06

bowl

00:23:06

to

00:23:06

pry

00:23:06

this

00:23:07

toilet

00:23:07

off

00:23:07

the

00:23:07

wall

00:23:07

so

00:23:10

so

00:23:11

when you

00:23:11

yell

00:23:11

that

00:23:11

like

00:23:12

that

00:23:13

boy

00:23:13

is

00:23:13

following

00:23:14

me

00:23:14

and

00:23:15

all

00:23:15

of a

00:23:15

sudden

00:23:15

like

00:23:15

you

00:23:16

know

00:23:16

i was

00:23:17

in

00:23:17

the

00:23:17

zone

00:23:17

like

00:23:17

i was

00:23:18

actually

00:23:18

working

00:23:18

it

00:23:19

and

00:23:19

i hear

00:23:21

from the

00:23:21

bathroom

00:23:21

summer

00:23:22

your dad

00:23:23

needs

00:23:23

help

00:23:24

in here

00:23:24

i look

00:23:28

at the

00:23:28

boy

00:23:28

and

00:23:29

i'm

00:23:29

just

00:23:30

beat

00:23:30

red

00:23:31

in

00:23:31

embarrassment

00:23:32

dad

00:23:34

and

00:23:35

then

00:23:35

i

00:23:35

then

00:23:36

i

00:23:36

skid

00:23:37

her

00:23:37

off

00:23:37

back

00:23:37

into

00:23:38

the

00:23:38

bathroom

00:23:38

this

00:23:39

better

00:23:40

be

00:23:40

good

00:23:40

not a

00:23:42

good

00:23:42

idea

00:23:42

summer

00:23:43

we're

00:23:43

gonna

00:23:43

rip

00:23:44

the

00:23:44

toilet

00:23:44

off

00:23:44

the

00:23:44

wall

00:23:47

and

00:23:49

then

00:23:49

what

00:23:50

we're

00:23:51

gonna

00:23:51

spew

00:23:51

water

00:23:52

everywhere

00:23:52

i bet

00:23:53

you

00:23:53

them

00:23:53

robots

00:23:54

don't

00:23:55

like

00:23:55

water

00:23:55

i

00:23:56

you

00:23:56

know

00:23:56

especially

00:23:57

toilet

00:23:57

water

00:23:58

that

00:23:58

sounds

00:23:58

disgusting

00:23:59

do

00:24:01

you

00:24:01

have

00:24:01

any

00:24:01

better

00:24:02

ideas

00:24:02

you

00:24:02

want

00:24:03

to

00:24:03

fill

00:24:03

this

00:24:03

bar

00:24:03

with

00:24:03

toilet

00:24:04

water

00:24:04

doesn't

00:24:04

smell

00:24:04

bad

00:24:05

enough

00:24:05

already

00:24:05

my

00:24:06

thinking

00:24:06

is

00:24:07

i

00:24:07

we

00:24:08

break

00:24:08

it

00:24:08

off

00:24:09

i

00:24:09

freeze

00:24:10

it

00:24:10

and

00:24:10

then

00:24:11

when

00:24:11

they

00:24:11

come

00:24:11

in

00:24:11

i

00:24:12

you

00:24:12

know

00:24:13

we

00:24:13

we

00:24:13

unfreeze

00:24:14

it

00:24:14

with

00:24:15

the

00:24:15

fire

00:24:16

from

00:24:17

the

00:24:17

restaurant

00:24:17

you

00:24:19

don't

00:24:19

have

00:24:20

fire

00:24:20

the

00:24:21

restaurant

00:24:21

does

00:24:22

we've

00:24:23

established

00:24:23

this

00:24:23

many

00:24:24

times

00:24:24

it's

00:24:24

got

00:24:24

fire

00:24:25

and

00:24:25

glass

00:24:25

i

00:24:26

think

00:24:26

that

00:24:26

was

00:24:26

out

00:24:26

of

00:24:27

character

00:24:27

they

00:24:28

have

00:24:28

glass

00:24:28

here

00:24:29

and

00:24:30

fire

00:24:30

fire

00:24:32

uh

00:24:33

okay

00:24:34

i don't

00:24:35

know what

00:24:36

else to do

00:24:36

summer

00:24:37

i this

00:24:37

is

00:24:37

this

00:24:38

is

00:24:38

i told

00:24:39

you

00:24:39

what to

00:24:40

do

00:24:40

why don't

00:24:40

you

00:24:40

ingratiate

00:24:41

yourself

00:24:41

into one

00:24:42

of these

00:24:42

stupid

00:24:43

soccer

00:24:43

moms

00:24:43

families

00:24:44

i

00:24:44

ingratiate

00:24:45

ingratiate

00:24:46

me

00:24:46

ingratiate

00:24:47

i've been

00:24:47

in the

00:24:48

bathroom

00:24:48

for 20

00:24:49

minutes

00:24:49

they've all

00:24:50

saw me

00:24:50

in here

00:24:50

what am

00:24:51

i supposed

00:24:51

to do

00:24:51

well

00:24:52

clean yourself

00:24:53

up and act

00:24:53

like a man

00:24:54

and i

00:24:55

am not

00:24:55

sociable

00:24:56

today

00:24:57

i am

00:24:58

very very

00:24:58

upset

00:24:59

all right

00:25:00

fine

00:25:02

fine

00:25:03

if it's so

00:25:04

important if it's so

00:25:05

important to you that we rip this toilet off the wall

00:25:08

then we will rip the toilet off of the wall i don't know how it's

00:25:11

gonna help but

00:25:12

you know it did not be the worst thing to happen to us in the last session or so

00:25:18

and i go to walk over by the toilet like i'm like half of the toilet and put my hands on the toilet like

00:25:25

you know to like you know like when you lift something heavy up yeah

00:25:28

okay

00:25:29

yeah all right and then i grab your bow and i'm like using it like

00:25:34

no no stop you're gonna break it give me that back

00:25:37

all right quick quick no no no

00:25:39

do we both roll an athletics check or

00:25:46

wait what

00:25:46

you're really doing that

00:25:49

wait what are we doing

00:25:50

i'm ripping the bow

00:25:52

with the bow

00:25:53

please don't i already broke this once playing baseball with it

00:25:58

can we not break it again

00:26:00

it's so good the bow is so good

00:26:03

all right you can have it

00:26:06

just help me just give me a hand to rip this toilet off

00:26:12

give me a persuasion check

00:26:14

oh god damn it

00:26:16

besuade me

00:26:19

besuade me

00:26:21

nine that's good enough right

00:26:25

no

00:26:26

what number what's the number is good enough because i got 11 and that wasn't good enough

00:26:31

which is not trying to

00:26:32

i'm not trying to say

00:26:33

i'm actually

00:26:34

it depends on the

00:26:36

the scenario

00:26:37

if it's some if it's something easy

00:26:39

then it would be a five

00:26:41

if it's if you're trying to

00:26:44

let's just say shoot a dime out of the air with a bow and arrow

00:26:48

you're gonna have to get like an 18 or 19

00:26:50

maybe you

00:26:51

i see

00:26:51

you know what i mean

00:26:52

so it depends on the situation

00:26:54

okay

00:26:55

i was i was genuinely like

00:26:57

because i thought it was like over like eight was good

00:27:00

under eight was bad or something like that

00:27:02

yeah

00:27:02

no it depends on how hard it is

00:27:04

i see

00:27:04

so apparently this was hard

00:27:06

oh we're fucked

00:27:07

all right well i didn't persuade you to stop

00:27:12

monkeying around with the bow

00:27:14

so so now what

00:27:15

so

00:27:17

boo give me a

00:27:20

strength check

00:27:24

regular or normal

00:27:30

yeah

00:27:31

it wasn't a one

00:27:38

you are not able to

00:27:40

the phone does not help pry it off

00:27:42

but it does not

00:27:43

i hate this

00:27:44

i hate this bar

00:27:45

that's both in character and out of character

00:27:47

it's just the pain of my existence

00:27:51

dad would you listen to me

00:27:53

just grab onto the toilet

00:27:54

and let's pull it off of the wall

00:27:56

with our

00:27:56

hands

00:27:57

hands

00:27:57

hands

00:27:58

all right

00:27:59

hands

00:28:00

we'll do it together

00:28:01

all right

00:28:02

folks you give me a strength check

00:28:03

oh god

00:28:04

fuck's sake

00:28:11

oh

00:28:11

all right

00:28:17

uh

00:28:18

do

00:28:21

do we do we do

00:28:24

here's

00:28:24

cure side of the toilet becomes a lot more loose than uh summers

00:28:28

all right

00:28:30

all right

00:28:31

it's coming

00:28:31

keep pulling

00:28:32

a little bit of water starts trickling out

00:28:35

all right

00:28:36

we almost got it

00:28:38

let's

00:28:39

we're gonna rip this toilet off the wall

00:28:40

this is gonna be the best thing we've done this entire

00:28:42

this entire game

00:28:43

we're gonna work

00:28:44

we're finally

00:28:45

we're finally working together summer hold my hand

00:28:47

we're gonna do it again we're gonna give one more pull

00:28:49

we're finally gonna fill this place with sewage just raw sewage

00:28:55

it's gonna be great

00:28:56

we're gonna do it together

00:28:58

we're gonna do it together

00:28:59

for a million years

00:29:00

all right

00:29:01

do i just do another strength check

00:29:03

yeah both of you do another strength check

00:29:06

very cool

00:29:07

we're gonna do it this time i have a good feeling

00:29:10

i don't

00:29:11

all right

00:29:12

oh yeah

00:29:14

it doesn't budge

00:29:16

whoa

00:29:17

all right i guess this plan doesn't work either

00:29:20

so

00:29:21

let's go out and come up with a new plan

00:29:24

all right i hate this toilet

00:29:26

i kick it

00:29:27

yeah i didn't like this toilet anyway

00:29:28

i kick it again

00:29:30

and i fall over

00:29:31

one strain

00:29:34

all right

00:29:35

so this is what men's bathrooms are like huh

00:29:38

oh it's awful

00:29:40

it is

00:29:41

there's

00:29:42

there's the dress down the stall

00:29:43

there's another man crying

00:29:45

really

00:29:46

yeah

00:29:47

let's talk to him

00:29:48

all right

00:29:49

do you want me to take the lead

00:29:54

oh i can't talk to him

00:29:55

he's heard me cry

00:29:56

i know but i

00:29:58

not supposed to be here

00:29:59

i'm a teenage woman

00:30:00

honey this is a murder bar

00:30:01

nobody cares anymore

00:30:02

we're all dead

00:30:03

all right

00:30:04

i softly knock on the stall door

00:30:06

you don't get a response

00:30:08

i pound on the stall door

00:30:11

no response

00:30:12

hey there

00:30:13

i reach my hand

00:30:15

i reach my hand

00:30:16

on the door saying

00:30:17

hey buddy

00:30:18

are you okay

00:30:19

hey how's it going buddy

00:30:20

what is it

00:30:21

how are you

00:30:22

all right let's

00:30:23

kick this fucking door open

00:30:24

i kicked the door in

00:30:26

give me a performance check

00:30:28

oh what

00:30:29

performance check

00:30:31

performance

00:30:32

what is that

00:30:35

oh yeah

00:30:42

oh

00:30:42

yeah

00:30:43

suck it

00:30:44

you successfully

00:30:45

kicked the door open

00:30:46

uh-huh

00:30:47

and it was just a pair of shoes

00:30:49

it's just a pair of boots

00:30:50

with some leg bones

00:30:53

sticking out of it

00:30:53

why

00:30:55

why would that be

00:30:57

and why was it crying

00:31:00

are you asking me

00:31:05

yeah i know

00:31:06

i'm asking the air

00:31:07

like what

00:31:08

i mean if god hears it

00:31:10

so be it

00:31:10

but

00:31:11

fuck like why

00:31:12

what was it

00:31:15

just bones

00:31:16

just bones and boots

00:31:18

why

00:31:21

why

00:31:22

why

00:31:25

this place

00:31:26

fucking sucks

00:31:27

all right

00:31:27

i'm leaving this bathroom

00:31:29

that's fine

00:31:30

i hate this place too

00:31:31

we're leaving

00:31:32

so you go join the uh

00:31:35

yeah i give up

00:31:37

i'm going to lay down

00:31:38

i'm tired

00:31:40

i've cried

00:31:41

i've pulled on a toilet

00:31:42

i bonded with my daughter

00:31:44

for a hot second

00:31:44

and it didn't get me anywhere

00:31:46

just like in real life

00:31:47

i'm gonna go lay down

00:31:49

and just wait

00:31:49

all right

00:31:51

so you got about

00:31:52

nine hours

00:31:52

fantastic

00:31:54

uh

00:31:58

i'm

00:32:00

just

00:32:01

kind of standing there

00:32:02

not really sure

00:32:03

what to do at this point

00:32:05

kind of wandering around

00:32:07

um

00:32:09

is

00:32:11

layla

00:32:12

anywhere

00:32:12

hey

00:32:13

where is layla

00:32:14

okay so

00:32:17

she comes back

00:32:17

over to the table

00:32:18

uh

00:32:20

hey layla

00:32:22

what can i do

00:32:23

for you

00:32:23

well um

00:32:25

how are you doing

00:32:26

on that yeast

00:32:26

i told you

00:32:28

we're out

00:32:29

i know

00:32:30

that you're not

00:32:32

you're holding on

00:32:33

i'm

00:32:33

telling you

00:32:35

we are

00:32:35

what do you

00:32:36

even have

00:32:37

what

00:32:39

do you

00:32:40

want

00:32:40

potato skins

00:32:42

we don't

00:32:43

have those

00:32:44

i thought

00:32:46

this was a

00:32:46

shenanigans

00:32:47

no

00:32:48

this is frankie freems

00:32:50

frankie

00:32:51

notoriously famous

00:32:52

for running out of food

00:32:53

do you have a blooming onion

00:33:00

we're gonna die here

00:33:02

this place is awful

00:33:03

i hate it

00:33:04

we

00:33:04

we have onions

00:33:05

yeah

00:33:06

are they cooked

00:33:07

they can be

00:33:09

are they fun-ions

00:33:11

or are they just fun onions

00:33:15

well what onion is a fun

00:33:17

i can think of a few

00:33:19

not here at frankie freems

00:33:24

all right then bring

00:33:25

bring me your

00:33:26

finest

00:33:26

the finest onions

00:33:29

please

00:33:29

do you want them cooked

00:33:33

yes

00:33:34

how would you like them cooked

00:33:37

just

00:33:38

with respect

00:33:39

yes

00:33:40

please

00:33:43

okay

00:33:45

and she goes off

00:33:46

to

00:33:47

to the kitchen

00:33:48

what about

00:33:52

um

00:33:53

the

00:33:54

the

00:33:55

oh the beaver

00:33:56

is he

00:33:58

is he around

00:33:59

he was

00:34:00

yeah

00:34:01

oh yeah

00:34:01

billy beaver

00:34:02

yeah billy

00:34:03

billy beaver

00:34:05

billy beaver

00:34:05

i like to call him

00:34:06

but he's

00:34:06

he's on the

00:34:07

the uh

00:34:08

the stage playing

00:34:09

uh washboard

00:34:10

some spoons

00:34:11

oh

00:34:12

oh

00:34:14

uh

00:34:14

can we

00:34:17

i don't know

00:34:18

what to do

00:34:18

um

00:34:19

although so

00:34:22

are there animatronics

00:34:23

here

00:34:23

yeah

00:34:24

layla's the server

00:34:27

and everyone

00:34:28

all the other ones

00:34:29

are playing

00:34:30

out of

00:34:30

in a band

00:34:31

if we were to

00:34:33

attack them

00:34:33

would they be

00:34:34

would that be

00:34:35

fruitless

00:34:35

it would

00:34:37

it would

00:34:37

immediately

00:34:38

start the

00:34:38

slaughter fest

00:34:39

all right

00:34:40

let's start

00:34:41

the slaughter

00:34:41

fest

00:34:42

what

00:34:43

uh

00:34:45

how

00:34:45

how should we

00:34:46

start the

00:34:46

slaughter fest

00:34:47

i say

00:34:49

just throw a

00:34:50

bottle at

00:34:50

the one

00:34:51

all right

00:34:52

i'm throwing

00:34:52

a bottle

00:34:52

at the one

00:34:53

which one

00:34:56

i don't care

00:34:57

anymore

00:34:58

i'm doing it

00:34:58

too

00:34:59

i'm just

00:34:59

gonna throw

00:34:59

it at the

00:35:00

stage

00:35:00

i come

00:35:01

i come

00:35:01

out from

00:35:02

the underneath

00:35:02

the table

00:35:03

and i whip

00:35:04

a chair

00:35:04

and i immediately

00:35:06

go back

00:35:07

underneath the

00:35:07

table

00:35:08

oh

00:35:09

okay

00:35:11

roll for

00:35:12

initiation

00:35:12

we're gonna

00:35:15

die

00:35:16

that's pretty

00:35:22

good

00:35:22

someone wrote

00:35:23

rolled a 20

00:35:23

i hope it

00:35:24

was boo

00:35:24

it was boo

00:35:25

oh

00:35:28

wonderful

00:35:29

so it is

00:35:34

billy beaver's

00:35:35

turn

00:35:35

never heard of

00:35:37

him

00:35:37

oh billy

00:35:38

beaver i like

00:35:39

to call him

00:35:39

i thought

00:35:39

i thought

00:35:40

boo

00:35:40

rolled the

00:35:41

20

00:35:41

we had

00:35:42

two 20s

00:35:43

yeah

00:35:44

unfunny

00:35:45

believable

00:35:46

let's see

00:35:50

yeah

00:35:52

um

00:36:00

that doesn't

00:36:01

make sense

00:36:02

at all

00:36:02

andy

00:36:04

oh

00:36:05

oh

00:36:06

yes

00:36:08

i think

00:36:09

we're

00:36:09

getting

00:36:09

close

00:36:10

to

00:36:10

break

00:36:10

okay

00:36:12

right

00:36:13

yeah

00:36:14

we're

00:36:14

pretty

00:36:14

close

00:36:14

and

00:36:16

overrule

00:36:17

me

00:36:17

if

00:36:18

you

00:36:18

want

00:36:19

can

00:36:21

we

00:36:21

just

00:36:21

get

00:36:22

can you

00:36:23

just

00:36:23

describe

00:36:23

a scene

00:36:24

in which

00:36:24

everyone

00:36:24

gets

00:36:25

slaughtered

00:36:25

because

00:36:25

i don't

00:36:27

want to

00:36:27

really go

00:36:27

through all

00:36:27

the mechanics

00:36:28

of losing

00:36:29

yeah

00:36:29

there's

00:36:29

no way

00:36:30

we're

00:36:30

going to

00:36:30

win

00:36:30

without

00:36:30

the advantage

00:36:31

i was

00:36:32

going to

00:36:32

suggest

00:36:32

that too

00:36:33

okay

00:36:33

um

00:36:34

so yeah

00:36:35

let's just

00:36:36

call it a

00:36:38

walk or

00:36:39

call it over

00:36:40

yeah

00:36:41

but

00:36:41

can you

00:36:42

can you

00:36:42

i would

00:36:43

like some

00:36:43

some color

00:36:44

about what

00:36:44

what happened

00:36:46

so after

00:36:48

the bottle

00:36:49

got

00:36:49

the bottle

00:36:50

smashed

00:36:51

on the

00:36:51

stage

00:36:52

is that okay

00:36:53

with you

00:36:53

boo

00:36:54

i'm out

00:36:56

of ideas

00:36:56

my best

00:36:58

idea

00:36:58

and creative

00:36:59

my best

00:37:00

idea was

00:37:01

the robot

00:37:01

idea and it

00:37:01

got downhill

00:37:02

from there

00:37:03

all right

00:37:04

so after

00:37:05

the bottle

00:37:06

smashes

00:37:06

on stage

00:37:07

the uh

00:37:08

and the

00:37:09

chair

00:37:09

and the

00:37:10

chair

00:37:10

sorry

00:37:10

the uh

00:37:13

buster the

00:37:13

bear lets

00:37:14

out a

00:37:15

giant roar

00:37:16

and layla

00:37:16

comes running

00:37:17

out from the

00:37:18

kitchen

00:37:18

with onions

00:37:19

with a

00:37:21

big

00:37:22

pitcher

00:37:23

of onions

00:37:25

of bubbling

00:37:26

yeast

00:37:27

fryer oil

00:37:28

hot

00:37:32

i said

00:37:34

bubbling

00:37:34

so yes

00:37:35

i could be

00:37:36

bubbling

00:37:36

with cold

00:37:37

and she

00:37:38

goes here's

00:37:38

your goddamn

00:37:39

onions and

00:37:40

throws it

00:37:41

on you

00:37:41

and then

00:37:43

her her

00:37:45

first her

00:37:46

on her

00:37:47

finger her

00:37:47

first uh

00:37:48

knuckle flaps

00:37:49

open and

00:37:50

lights you guys

00:37:51

on fire

00:37:51

and we burn

00:37:53

alive

00:37:53

you burn

00:37:54

alive

00:37:55

both of us

00:37:58

both of you

00:37:59

what about

00:37:59

everyone else

00:38:00

presumably they

00:38:01

died somehow

00:38:02

they die

00:38:03

yeah they

00:38:03

they get

00:38:04

slaughtered

00:38:05

my god

00:38:06

this place

00:38:07

is terrible

00:38:08

especially

00:38:09

because they

00:38:09

have no

00:38:09

appetizers

00:38:10

so you

00:38:14

want to

00:38:14

take the

00:38:14

break and

00:38:15

come back

00:38:15

yes i

00:38:18

might not

00:38:19

come back

00:38:19

i might

00:38:21

stay dead

00:38:22

this time

00:38:22

remember

00:38:24

that

00:38:25

oil

00:38:26

and you

00:38:26

alive

00:38:27

yeah and

00:38:28

is flammable

00:38:29

i feel like

00:38:30

uh we're

00:38:31

getting somewhere

00:38:31

all right

00:38:33

i feel like

00:38:34

that was an

00:38:34

improvement

00:38:35

it was a

00:38:37

fruit it was

00:38:37

a fruitful

00:38:37

death

00:38:38

it was a

00:38:39

fruitful death

00:38:40

uh

00:38:41

but a lot

00:38:43

faster than

00:38:44

the last one

00:38:44

well only

00:38:46

because we

00:38:47

skipped the

00:38:47

we did

00:38:49

skip

00:38:49

yeah

00:38:50

murder

00:38:52

all the

00:38:56

motor

00:38:57

all the

00:38:58

motor

00:38:59

oops

00:39:06

All right.

00:39:27

All right.

00:43:26

You got your gruel?

00:43:27

Cheerios.

00:43:29

Oh.

00:43:41

All right.

00:43:42

All right.

00:43:42

You guys want to discuss this go around?

00:43:46

You talking about us three or like in character?

00:43:56

Either or?

00:43:57

You wake up back at the booth?

00:43:59

All right.

00:44:02

Out of character.

00:44:02

Out of character.

00:44:05

I'm just going to say I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.

00:44:07

I kind of have ideas.

00:44:09

All right.

00:44:10

So before you give us any hints, Andy, can I go?

00:44:15

Yeah.

00:44:17

Okay.

00:44:17

Okay.

00:44:17

Okay.

00:44:17

Okay.

00:44:18

Okay.

00:44:18

Okay.

00:44:19

So I guess it's a little bit meta.

00:44:21

I'm going to try not to be too meta, but I don't think there's a trick to it.

00:44:30

There's not, I don't think that there's like a puzzle or like a, I don't know.

00:44:43

I don't think there's a trick to it.

00:44:45

It's not a puzzle, right, Andy?

00:44:47

It's not a puzzle.

00:44:47

Not exactly.

00:44:48

All right.

00:44:49

So.

00:44:49

It's, think of it more like an escape room.

00:44:52

Well, that's a, that's literally a puzzle.

00:44:55

I think that's a bad idea.

00:44:56

Okay.

00:44:57

But let me finish.

00:44:59

Okay.

00:44:59

There are things in a restaurant that can help you fight.

00:45:03

Well, we know toilets are not one of them.

00:45:06

So use them.

00:45:06

And I know it's probably easier for me to say this since I've worked in kitchens.

00:45:12

I currently work in a kitchen.

00:45:16

So I know what kind of things can be used as weapons.

00:45:19

Yeah.

00:45:20

But not necessarily weapons against.

00:45:21

Okay.

00:45:23

All right.

00:45:24

Can I go back to character?

00:45:25

Yeah.

00:45:26

All right.

00:45:27

So.

00:45:29

How do you think that went?

00:45:32

Um.

00:45:34

A little better than last time.

00:45:36

I was less boring than last time, I guess.

00:45:41

Yeah.

00:45:42

I mean, didn't die from its suffocating.

00:45:46

You know.

00:45:46

Just died.

00:45:47

Yeah.

00:45:49

Fire.

00:45:50

Yeah.

00:45:51

I didn't see that coming.

00:45:52

That was terrible.

00:45:53

Yeah.

00:45:57

But I think maybe there's some silver linings here.

00:46:02

Nope.

00:46:05

Okay.

00:46:06

Well.

00:46:07

I throw a bottle at the stage again.

00:46:12

I'm sitting at.

00:46:15

Jerry's sitting at the bar eating a bowl of cereal that he found underneath the bar.

00:46:19

I'm like, nope.

00:46:20

Door fog.

00:46:21

No.

00:46:21

All right, dad.

00:46:23

I know that's your natural position to just give up.

00:46:26

And eat Cheerios.

00:46:28

And eat Cheerios.

00:46:29

I know that's your happy-ish place.

00:46:33

Um.

00:46:33

Um.

00:46:33

But I think maybe there's some good things here.

00:46:40

One.

00:46:43

Well, we learned don't throw a bottle at the stage or a chair.

00:46:49

I'm not sure which one sent him over the edge.

00:46:51

But, um.

00:46:52

Yeah, maybe let's not.

00:46:54

It could have been either.

00:46:57

I'm not going to say it was the chair's fault or the glasses.

00:47:00

Maybe it was.

00:47:01

We don't know.

00:47:02

You want to try it again?

00:47:03

Um.

00:47:04

I heard something in school where they said something like the definition of craziness

00:47:13

is doing the same thing twice and hoping something different would happen.

00:47:16

That's public school for you.

00:47:21

Yeah.

00:47:22

It was on a poster, actually.

00:47:23

One of those motivational posters.

00:47:26

What was the picture of it?

00:47:28

It was a sailboat, which I thought was strange.

00:47:31

I didn't really see the connection.

00:47:32

Maybe they're not connected.

00:47:34

Okay.

00:47:35

Oh, it's stupid.

00:47:38

I wouldn't.

00:47:39

Drilling wouldn't work then.

00:47:42

I see.

00:47:43

It's literally what they do every day until they get somewhere.

00:47:45

I see you're in a mood.

00:47:47

Yep.

00:47:48

Give me a perception check.

00:47:52

Wait.

00:47:53

Hold on.

00:47:54

Can I would like to.

00:47:55

Can before.

00:47:56

I would like to.

00:47:57

I would like to say some things that I noticed.

00:48:00

Okay.

00:48:01

Um.

00:48:02

About what happened last time.

00:48:04

Okay.

00:48:04

And then.

00:48:07

Can I.

00:48:07

I mean, if you want me to do the perception now.

00:48:09

No.

00:48:12

Go ahead.

00:48:12

Okay.

00:48:14

So.

00:48:14

We learned.

00:48:15

Don't throw a glass or a chair at state.

00:48:17

On the stage.

00:48:18

That would really piss them off.

00:48:19

But what else did we learn?

00:48:20

Oh.

00:48:24

The toilet is really secure to the wall.

00:48:26

We learned that too.

00:48:28

Perhaps.

00:48:29

Oh.

00:48:30

Craig.

00:48:30

Craig.

00:48:31

No.

00:48:32

They got Craig too.

00:48:35

No.

00:48:35

They turned on their own kind.

00:48:39

The robots.

00:48:41

The robots.

00:48:42

Bro.

00:48:43

Bro.

00:48:44

Bro.

00:48:44

Bot.

00:48:44

Schedule maintenance.

00:48:47

Oh.

00:48:50

We won't be able to record the rest of it then?

00:48:51

No.

00:48:52

I have other ways to record it.

00:48:53

Oh.

00:48:53

Right.

00:48:54

Um.

00:48:54

Tiger's been recording us three different ways since we started this thing.

00:48:58

Because Craig is unreliant.

00:49:01

Yeah.

00:49:02

That's why.

00:49:03

Two of them audio.

00:49:04

One of them video.

00:49:05

I bet.

00:49:07

I know it's kind of bad but I'd rather take Brian over Craig.

00:49:10

Why would they have scheduled maintenance at nine o'clock on it?

00:49:13

Okay.

00:49:13

So.

00:49:14

All right.

00:49:15

We learned.

00:49:16

Don't throw a glass.

00:49:18

Hand or a chair.

00:49:19

Maybe both.

00:49:20

At the stage.

00:49:21

Bad idea.

00:49:22

But from every bad idea comes a good idea.

00:49:25

I think is also on a poster I saw.

00:49:26

Remember how we died.

00:49:28

Fire.

00:49:33

And how did they get that fire?

00:49:34

Did you see that she had the pitcher full of.

00:49:39

Fire.

00:49:42

Fire juice.

00:49:43

Kind of.

00:49:44

What was it again?

00:49:46

I thought it was.

00:49:47

I thought it was onions.

00:49:49

No.

00:49:50

No.

00:49:50

I think it may have onions in it which would explain the smell.

00:49:54

But it was probably mostly.

00:49:56

Various types of saturated fats and trans oils.

00:50:01

All that good stuff.

00:50:04

So.

00:50:05

They must have oil in the back.

00:50:08

That.

00:50:08

If they could use it for fire.

00:50:10

Then we could use it for fire.

00:50:11

Although.

00:50:11

They did show a certain impervious to fire.

00:50:14

When I set the.

00:50:16

Fort on fire.

00:50:17

That I built.

00:50:18

But maybe.

00:50:19

They'll be weak to grease fires.

00:50:22

What was your fort called?

00:50:24

Fort.

00:50:24

Fort kick ass.

00:50:25

And.

00:50:27

You're a bad father for not remembering.

00:50:30

Oh.

00:50:32

I just remember it burning down.

00:50:33

It went really fast.

00:50:35

We died pretty fast.

00:50:36

Um.

00:50:37

Unrelated.

00:50:39

And.

00:50:40

All right.

00:50:40

So I learned this.

00:50:41

Um.

00:50:42

I talked to that family over there.

00:50:44

Um.

00:50:45

The soccer moms.

00:50:46

Um.

00:50:47

One.

00:50:48

They're sisters.

00:50:48

And.

00:50:50

Uh.

00:50:50

Two.

00:50:50

They hate me.

00:50:51

But three.

00:50:52

They died.

00:50:53

Via pizza shovel.

00:50:56

So there's a pizza shovel back there.

00:50:58

We could probably get that.

00:51:01

And do some havoc.

00:51:01

Right.

00:51:04

Um.

00:51:06

What else?

00:51:07

Oh.

00:51:07

That boy.

00:51:08

Liked my butt.

00:51:09

My new butt.

00:51:09

I feel like we really hit it off.

00:51:12

I'm not sure if.

00:51:13

We could use his.

00:51:15

Young.

00:51:16

Strapping body.

00:51:18

To help us.

00:51:19

And so.

00:51:20

My God.

00:51:21

Summer.

00:51:22

That muscular.

00:51:23

Muscular boy.

00:51:24

Uh.

00:51:25

I bet he could.

00:51:26

Uh.

00:51:27

And then I just trail off for a second.

00:51:29

Um.

00:51:30

I.

00:51:31

He could probably help us.

00:51:33

Um.

00:51:34

That is the extent of my observations from.

00:51:39

The last.

00:51:40

The last.

00:51:41

Slaughterfest.

00:51:41

The last.

00:51:44

Slaughterfest.

00:51:45

Now give me a perception check.

00:51:48

All right.

00:51:49

Great.

00:51:58

Five.

00:51:59

My favorite.

00:52:01

All right.

00:52:03

You notice out of the side of your eyes.

00:52:05

Out of the corner of your eye.

00:52:06

That uh.

00:52:07

That young strapping redhead.

00:52:09

Is coming up.

00:52:10

To your table.

00:52:11

Who?

00:52:11

Dead.

00:52:13

Dead.

00:52:13

Dead.

00:52:13

Dead.

00:52:14

Be cool.

00:52:14

Be cool.

00:52:15

For the love.

00:52:16

Yeah.

00:52:17

No.

00:52:17

You've never been cool before.

00:52:18

Be cool.

00:52:18

Now.

00:52:19

I need it.

00:52:20

So bad.

00:52:21

Slaughter.

00:52:22

I'm a grown man.

00:52:24

Eating Cheerios at a bar.

00:52:26

I'm the epitome of cool.

00:52:27

I hate you.

00:52:29

So much.

00:52:30

Yeah.

00:52:31

And he walks up at that.

00:52:35

That.

00:52:35

I'm the epitome of cool line.

00:52:37

For eating cereal at a bar.

00:52:39

That is.

00:52:41

Let's be honest.

00:52:43

Probably soaked with tears.

00:52:45

The bar.

00:52:46

Or the cereal.

00:52:47

The cereal.

00:52:48

That's what we in the business call a misplaced modifier.

00:52:51

Thank you.

00:52:54

What business?

00:52:56

Uh.

00:52:57

English.

00:52:58

Ah.

00:52:59

The English business.

00:53:00

Yes.

00:53:01

It's lucrative.

00:53:02

Gotcha.

00:53:02

Okay.

00:53:02

So he comes up.

00:53:04

And he hears that and goes.

00:53:07

And starts to turn away.

00:53:09

Wait.

00:53:10

Wait.

00:53:10

Wait.

00:53:10

Wait.

00:53:11

Wait.

00:53:11

Wait.

00:53:11

Wait.

00:53:11

Come back.

00:53:12

Come back.

00:53:12

Come back.

00:53:12

Me?

00:53:15

Yeah.

00:53:16

Oh.

00:53:18

Okay.

00:53:18

Don't you want to talk to me?

00:53:21

And I flip my hair.

00:53:22

Um.

00:53:25

Not with this weird guy sitting around.

00:53:28

Dad.

00:53:28

Don't you have a bathroom to go?

00:53:30

Take your Cheerios into the bathroom and go eat them in there.

00:53:32

Gladly.

00:53:37

I storm off eating Cheerios into the bathroom.

00:53:40

And by the way.

00:53:41

They're frosted.

00:53:43

They're frosted Cheerios?

00:53:46

Yeah.

00:53:47

No one asked.

00:53:51

Did you not know in real life?

00:53:54

Did you not know there's frosted Cheerios?

00:53:56

Uh.

00:53:57

I guess I know Honey Nut Cheerios.

00:53:59

Oh.

00:54:01

Dude.

00:54:01

Yeah.

00:54:02

I didn't know about Frosted.

00:54:03

I'm about to blow your mind.

00:54:04

Try Frosted Cheerios.

00:54:07

I don't think so.

00:54:09

Yeah.

00:54:10

I know.

00:54:10

I'm not a big fan of fun.

00:54:13

Okay.

00:54:15

So.

00:54:16

Frosted Cheerios.

00:54:17

It's so goddamn fun.

00:54:19

I don't know.

00:54:20

You look like you're having a ball.

00:54:21

Okay.

00:54:24

While he's eating them in the bathroom?

00:54:29

Yeah.

00:54:32

Okay.

00:54:32

So the guy.

00:54:33

The strapping young man sits down next to you.

00:54:36

What's that?

00:54:40

That was the chair.

00:54:42

The bar stool squeaks.

00:54:44

But I'm at a booth.

00:54:45

Yeah.

00:54:49

Yeah.

00:54:52

That's weird, isn't it?

00:54:53

That bar stool over there squeaked.

00:54:55

Oh.

00:54:55

I really hope that didn't come up on the recording.

00:54:59

Oh, yeah.

00:54:59

Oh, he didn't.

00:55:00

I heard it over here.

00:55:01

Thank God.

00:55:05

So he goes, he starts talking to Summer and goes, so you guys died really quick that time.

00:55:12

Wait, he sat down on what side?

00:55:14

Opposite of you.

00:55:16

Okay.

00:55:17

Okay.

00:55:19

I go, so you guys died really fast that last time.

00:55:23

I didn't get your name.

00:55:24

Pretty brutal.

00:55:27

My name is Brimble.

00:55:30

Brimble.

00:55:32

You don't look like a Brimble.

00:55:33

I get that a lot.

00:55:36

What do I look like that?

00:55:37

Tad.

00:55:38

No, I think I'll stick with Brimble.

00:55:41

I like Tad.

00:55:42

Tad.

00:55:44

Okay.

00:55:45

I mean.

00:55:46

It rhymes with dad.

00:55:48

I have no issues with my father or anyone else, even if the dad does rhyme with dad.

00:55:56

Don't know.

00:55:57

Last time you did go running into the bathroom to save him.

00:56:00

I don't know what that was about.

00:56:01

I don't think I want to know what that's about.

00:56:03

It was not Cheerios related.

00:56:04

That raises more questions.

00:56:07

That's what you're wondering.

00:56:08

I wasn't.

00:56:10

Raises more questions.

00:56:14

Hey.

00:56:15

All right, honey.

00:56:16

I'm sorry.

00:56:16

I'm sorry.

00:56:17

I derailed us.

00:56:19

What were you saying?

00:56:20

Brimble.

00:56:21

Brimble.

00:56:22

Sweet Brimble.

00:56:23

Sweet Brimble.

00:56:25

So you guys died really quick.

00:56:30

It was, uh, it killed me on the inside a little bit.

00:56:34

Oh, it killed me on the outside and the inside.

00:56:36

It was very painful.

00:56:38

Please don't make me relive watching you be burnt to a crisp with onions.

00:56:44

It smelled really good.

00:56:45

I'm just going to throw that out there.

00:56:46

I don't want to, I don't want to have any secrets between us.

00:56:48

It smelled fantastic.

00:56:50

Onions and burnt summer.

00:56:52

Oh, this is awkward.

00:56:55

Yeah.

00:56:56

It's, uh, it is.

00:56:59

But anyway, as I was saying, um, that fire you guys went through.

00:57:06

Yeah.

00:57:07

Yeah.

00:57:07

It hurt.

00:57:08

Yeah.

00:57:08

Yeah.

00:57:09

I, I, I'm sure it did.

00:57:11

But the robots end up walking through it to get to those triplets over there.

00:57:16

Great.

00:57:17

He points, he points behind them.

00:57:18

So they're impervious to fire.

00:57:20

Can I finish my story?

00:57:24

Okay.

00:57:25

Sorry.

00:57:25

They walked through the fire to the triplets.

00:57:27

Yes.

00:57:28

To the triplets.

00:57:29

But after getting to the fire, there was noticeably some damage to them.

00:57:34

Okay.

00:57:35

Like it really slowed them down and you can tell that they were not moving as quick as

00:57:41

they, they would before.

00:57:44

So weak to grease fires.

00:57:46

Impervious to fort fires.

00:57:51

I don't, I'm just talking out loud.

00:57:54

Sorry.

00:57:54

Sorry.

00:57:55

I was just, I was just talking to myself.

00:57:57

I don't, that was weird.

00:57:58

Did you hear that?

00:57:59

Did I say that out loud?

00:58:00

I don't really know the difference.

00:58:02

I'm just a lowly plumber.

00:58:03

So I, I know nothing.

00:58:04

I know exactly the opposite of fires.

00:58:07

A plumber.

00:58:08

Cause I got some pipe laid.

00:58:09

Um, it's a little soon for that.

00:58:13

Oh no, me too.

00:58:14

I was just, it was a test.

00:58:16

You passed.

00:58:17

You passed.

00:58:18

I'm sorry.

00:58:18

I don't, uh, good job.

00:58:21

Uh, weird.

00:58:25

Is it hot in here?

00:58:25

You doing great, honey.

00:58:28

Hold on.

00:58:32

Oh, there's no, um, yeah.

00:58:37

Give me a deception check.

00:58:38

A deception.

00:58:42

Uh-huh.

00:58:43

There, 11.

00:58:48

That's pretty good.

00:58:49

All right.

00:58:52

I guess I'll just accept the, or I guess you were just joking that.

00:58:58

Yeah, no, it's awkward.

00:59:01

Teenage, teen, teenage years.

00:59:04

It's a tough time.

00:59:04

Wait, how old are you?

00:59:06

18 for sure.

00:59:08

At least 18 or 19.

00:59:10

Yep.

00:59:11

Uh, oh yeah.

00:59:13

Do you?

00:59:14

I, oh yeah.

00:59:15

Yep.

00:59:16

Boy, I guess.

00:59:17

How old are you?

00:59:17

How old are you?

00:59:18

You don't give me another deception check.

00:59:20

Wait, you, no, wait, hold on.

00:59:22

We don't know that I'm lying.

00:59:23

Yeah, we do.

00:59:25

You have stated previously that you were 17.

00:59:29

Wait, hold on.

00:59:31

But what state is this?

00:59:33

This is not, I think Boo's right.

00:59:38

This is the sort of thing that is probably what we should be avoiding.

00:59:44

Yeah.

00:59:44

I didn't say.

00:59:47

No, boy, no.

00:59:49

But you rightly said this is the sort of thing that they teach in GM classes that makes people feel uncomfortable.

00:59:56

Thank God we're brothers and best friends.

01:00:00

And that's right.

01:00:01

Yeah, you're right.

01:00:02

We should go deeper.

01:00:03

Show me your butt.

01:00:09

Yes.

01:00:10

He goes, because I'm only 17.

01:00:12

Oh, that's weird.

01:00:14

Me too.

01:00:14

I was, I know I messed up.

01:00:17

Yeah.

01:00:18

Screw up the math.

01:00:19

It's weird.

01:00:21

No, I was born on like a leap.

01:00:23

Month.

01:00:26

So like, yeah, sometimes it drops a year, but really, yeah, no, I'm 17 too.

01:00:34

And if you, if, if we ever fell in love, it'd be okay.

01:00:38

That's all I'm saying.

01:00:38

Late month.

01:00:40

Okay.

01:00:41

And I know what you're thinking.

01:00:42

17 year old and a plumber already, but I'm kind of like a prodigy.

01:00:47

It's not what I was thinking.

01:00:48

I was lost in your muzzles.

01:00:51

My muzzles?

01:00:53

Yeah.

01:00:54

Your muzzles?

01:00:54

Yeah.

01:00:55

That too.

01:00:55

Yeah.

01:00:58

Okay.

01:00:58

Cool.

01:01:01

I'm going to, I have to go to the bathroom.

01:01:04

No, you don't.

01:01:07

Are you going to the correct bathroom?

01:01:09

No, I'm going into the, I'm going to go.

01:01:12

Are you going to, are you going to go save your dad eating Cheerios?

01:01:16

Is that, is he saying that to me?

01:01:18

Yeah.

01:01:19

No, I totally, totally have to take a wicked, wicked piss.

01:01:25

See ya.

01:01:28

Okay.

01:01:30

And then he just gets up and walks back to the, uh, wicked piss.

01:01:35

The back to his table, but he turns around and goes, uh, just so you know, I'm going to

01:01:41

talk to them about maybe us joining forces.

01:01:45

Oh, great.

01:01:47

Um, all right.

01:01:50

I think I can convince them.

01:01:51

And I give you a very awkward, like thumbs up and get her away.

01:01:59

He, he gives one back and just turns around and walks away.

01:02:04

All right.

01:02:04

And then I walk towards the bathroom and I look like, I try to make it look like I'm walking

01:02:09

towards the women's bathroom, but I make like a hard right into the men's bathroom.

01:02:14

Okay.

01:02:17

And I, I go into a stall and I see bones and boots.

01:02:21

And I was like, Oh shit, this is the wrong one.

01:02:22

And then I go into, and I, I try to go into the other stall and it's locked.

01:02:28

Dead.

01:02:31

What?

01:02:32

Is this your stall?

01:02:33

Yes.

01:02:34

Let me in.

01:02:35

Honey, this is not a good time.

01:02:38

No, it's a fine.

01:02:39

What?

01:02:39

I, your father had to use it.

01:02:43

I can hear the bowl clinking.

01:02:45

Are you still have the bowl in there?

01:02:47

Yes.

01:02:48

The Cheerio bowl?

01:02:49

I, I, I, I had to use the toilet.

01:02:53

And eat?

01:02:54

I put, honey, where was I supposed to put this?

01:02:58

If I put it down, someone else would eat my Cheerios.

01:02:59

I guess.

01:03:02

Yeah.

01:03:03

But do you have to keep eating it?

01:03:04

No.

01:03:07

All right.

01:03:10

Well, uh, should I leave until it's a good time?

01:03:14

No.

01:03:15

I, I flush.

01:03:16

I open the door.

01:03:17

What, honey?

01:03:20

Welcome to my sanctum sanctorum.

01:03:26

Um, good news and better news.

01:03:29

Tad.

01:03:32

Yeah.

01:03:33

I think, I think he likes me.

01:03:34

God.

01:03:36

Yeah.

01:03:37

So, uh, totally hit it off.

01:03:40

Um, he's also a plumber.

01:03:42

So, could totally take care of me.

01:03:46

He's an upstanding citizen.

01:03:47

Um, I think he might be right for me.

01:03:51

Mariam.

01:03:52

What?

01:03:53

Mariam.

01:03:56

Uh.

01:03:57

Uh.

01:03:57

He's a bonded plumber.

01:04:00

Mariam.

01:04:01

Well, I don't know that he's bonded.

01:04:05

Good enough for me.

01:04:07

That means, hey, bring him in here.

01:04:11

Let's see if we can get this toilet off the wall.

01:04:13

He would stand a better chance than we did, probably.

01:04:19

Yes, absolutely.

01:04:21

Now, I know, I know, I know what you're thinking to yourself.

01:04:24

He's only 17.

01:04:26

How can he be a plumber?

01:04:27

The answer is, I don't know.

01:04:29

But he probably has his reasons.

01:04:32

All right.

01:04:34

Cool.

01:04:35

All right.

01:04:36

Well.

01:04:36

Very good.

01:04:39

All right.

01:04:41

Well.

01:04:45

Oh.

01:04:45

And he said fire.

01:04:48

Fire.

01:04:50

Yes.

01:04:50

The robots hate fire.

01:04:52

Well, good.

01:04:54

So.

01:04:55

Good.

01:04:55

Very good.

01:04:56

We could use that.

01:04:57

Do you have any fire-related spells?

01:04:59

Or are they only ice spells?

01:05:02

I have one thing called burning hand.

01:05:04

Ah.

01:05:05

Yes.

01:05:06

Burning hand.

01:05:07

I don't remember what it does.

01:05:11

Oh, no.

01:05:12

It's a hand of fire, probably.

01:05:13

I think it's a ribbon of fire.

01:05:16

You should call it burning ribbon, then.

01:05:19

As you hold your hands and thumbs touching and fingers spread, a thin sheet of flame shoot out forth from your outstretched fingertips.

01:05:28

Like this?

01:05:32

Extend all the rest of your fingers.

01:05:33

Yes.

01:05:34

That's every magic.

01:05:37

Oh, no.

01:05:37

It's like this.

01:05:39

Wait.

01:05:41

No.

01:05:41

Like this.

01:05:42

That one.

01:05:43

Yeah.

01:05:43

But turn sideways.

01:05:45

Yeah.

01:05:47

Because it's a sheet of fire.

01:05:49

So it's like that.

01:05:50

Yeah.

01:05:53

Don't fuck it up.

01:05:54

Oh, my God.

01:06:01

Oh, my God.

01:06:01

We're going to die.

01:06:02

Oh, no.

01:06:03

Yeah.

01:06:03

We're going to die at least three or four more times.

01:06:06

We'll fucking die.

01:06:07

Okay.

01:06:08

But I think we can work with that.

01:06:10

Oh, Dad.

01:06:12

Dad, shut up.

01:06:13

We're going to do this.

01:06:15

No.

01:06:16

I can't live here forever.

01:06:21

There's a knock on the door.

01:06:23

Oh, what door?

01:06:26

And I jump into the stall.

01:06:28

The outside bathroom door.

01:06:31

Dad, Dad.

01:06:32

Be cool.

01:06:32

And I jump into the stall.

01:06:33

Close it.

01:06:35

And I jump onto the toilet so that my feet cannot be seen.

01:06:41

Hi, y'all.

01:06:44

This is just Layla just checking out.

01:06:47

I'm seeing.

01:06:48

Oh, way.

01:06:50

What's going on?

01:06:51

Violent.

01:06:52

We got to.

01:06:52

I know how you like your onions.

01:06:55

So I put a pitcher of oil and onion on your table.

01:07:03

For you.

01:07:04

To save you the hassle.

01:07:05

Because the last couple of times I asked you what you needed.

01:07:08

You asked me a bunch of questions.

01:07:09

It felt awkward.

01:07:11

And I just skipped all of that.

01:07:14

Still no yeast.

01:07:17

Why?

01:07:18

Why is she checking in on a men's bathroom?

01:07:22

Why is she asking about the yeast?

01:07:26

Because I ordered it.

01:07:28

Thank you.

01:07:30

Wait.

01:07:31

So is there yeast?

01:07:32

All right, honey.

01:07:33

Just take your time.

01:07:34

Don't let that oil get too cold.

01:07:35

Goodbye.

01:07:38

And she walks away.

01:07:43

All right.

01:07:46

Well, your plumber friend, can he save us?

01:07:48

Oh, he can save me from loneliness.

01:07:50

Oh, my God.

01:07:51

Because you know why?

01:07:52

I think you should go after him.

01:07:54

Because you know what?

01:07:55

You already said I should marry him.

01:07:57

I knew a plumber once, and he saved everybody.

01:08:00

You need to do it.

01:08:02

Are you referring to Mario?

01:08:04

Yes.

01:08:07

Summer would not have said that.

01:08:11

But...

01:08:12

All right.

01:08:20

All right.

01:08:20

Save Mario.

01:08:23

I'm going to...

01:08:24

So I jump off of the toilet.

01:08:27

I don't know what I was standing on.

01:08:28

I'm on the ground.

01:08:29

I said, Dad, I think we're going to do this.

01:08:31

All right.

01:08:34

Well...

01:08:35

Cool.

01:08:36

All right.

01:08:37

Give me an acrobatics check.

01:08:38

You...

01:08:39

As you're jumping off the toilet.

01:08:45

I mean, I'm not being that acrobatic.

01:08:47

No.

01:08:48

But as you're jumping down, you accidentally kick one of the leg bones and boots over.

01:08:53

Uh-huh.

01:08:54

And when do snakes come out?

01:08:56

No.

01:08:59

Okay.

01:08:59

What comes out?

01:09:00

It's...

01:09:03

A gun?

01:09:03

Actually...

01:09:04

A minigun?

01:09:04

Flameshawker.

01:09:06

A minigun?

01:09:07

No.

01:09:07

RPG.

01:09:08

It's this little...

01:09:13

It's this little...

01:09:14

A minigun?

01:09:14

It's this little canister...

01:09:18

Of?

01:09:19

Of propane.

01:09:20

That you use for, like, uh...

01:09:27

Camp grills.

01:09:33

Okay.

01:09:33

I can work with this.

01:09:36

All right.

01:09:39

Cool.

01:09:40

I feel like fire is the vector by which we will win the day.

01:09:43

Fire!

01:09:46

That's wrong!

01:09:47

You got it upside down!

01:09:48

No, that...

01:09:49

Fire!

01:09:50

You can't...

01:09:57

As you know, you can't, uh...

01:09:58

Have fire be upside down.

01:10:00

What?

01:10:02

No.

01:10:03

You can't hit fire be upside down.

01:10:04

Oh, sure.

01:10:05

In space.

01:10:06

Okay.

01:10:06

So, I grab this propane tank.

01:10:08

And, uh...

01:10:09

I walk out...

01:10:10

Of the bathroom.

01:10:13

Are the robots sitting...

01:10:16

Are they all together up at the front of the stage?

01:10:18

Four of them are on the stage.

01:10:20

Layla's walking around tending tables.

01:10:22

All right.

01:10:23

All right.

01:10:23

What if...

01:10:24

Okay.

01:10:24

Sidebar.

01:10:25

What if...

01:10:26

With whom?

01:10:26

You.

01:10:28

Am I still in the bathroom?

01:10:29

Or are we out of here?

01:10:30

Summer him or Tiger him?

01:10:32

Some...

01:10:33

Both.

01:10:34

At the same time.

01:10:35

No, it's got to be one or the other.

01:10:37

Because Summer already walked out.

01:10:39

Oh.

01:10:40

Well, I can come back.

01:10:41

If you yelled for me.

01:10:42

Or...

01:10:42

Or he can leave.

01:10:43

She...

01:10:45

No.

01:10:47

Or Boo...

01:10:48

Or Ari...

01:10:49

Or Kier can walk out of the bathroom.

01:10:51

I'm Ari.

01:10:51

Jerry walks out of the bathroom.

01:10:53

I know.

01:10:54

So, I change it to Kier.

01:10:56

Throw it at...

01:10:58

Throw the...

01:10:58

So, throw the propane at...

01:11:00

And I'll blast it with the fire.

01:11:01

Okay.

01:11:03

Wait.

01:11:04

Right now?

01:11:05

I mean...

01:11:07

It's as good as time as any.

01:11:10

All right.

01:11:10

Uh...

01:11:11

I would like to...

01:11:14

Roll the canister...

01:11:15

Underneath...

01:11:16

The jug playing band.

01:11:17

Okay.

01:11:19

Then give me...

01:11:23

Uh...

01:11:27

If you're gonna roll it...

01:11:28

It's kind of like bowling.

01:11:29

Give me an athletics check.

01:11:32

Uh...

01:11:33

One...

01:11:34

Thing...

01:11:36

That I'm thinking.

01:11:36

Okay.

01:11:38

It...

01:11:38

It...

01:11:39

I'm trying to be sneaky.

01:11:40

Is there a sneaking thing?

01:11:42

Or...

01:11:42

That doesn't fit here.

01:11:43

Um...

01:11:45

I...

01:11:46

You don't necessarily...

01:11:47

Have to be sneaky.

01:11:48

Well, I'm trying to...

01:11:50

I'm trying to roll it...

01:11:52

They're really...

01:11:53

I'm trying to roll it...

01:11:54

In a way that they don't...

01:11:56

Notice.

01:11:56

I guess I'm not trying to game it that I'm...

01:11:58

Because I'm not more proficient in stealth than I am at...

01:12:01

I mean...

01:12:01

What's the other one?

01:12:02

Athletics?

01:12:02

Because...

01:12:03

I guess I'm more proficient in athletics.

01:12:05

If you want to...

01:12:06

You can...

01:12:07

Just set it on the stage.

01:12:09

I don't want to roll it.

01:12:14

It's that...

01:12:16

Okay, then...

01:12:17

I want to roll it under them.

01:12:18

Because, like...

01:12:18

I...

01:12:19

I...

01:12:19

I see what you're saying.

01:12:20

But I want it to...

01:12:22

I want to roll it.

01:12:23

I want to roll it.

01:12:24

I'm going to...

01:12:25

Yeah.

01:12:25

All right.

01:12:27

It's...

01:12:27

It's going to be athletics.

01:12:28

All right.

01:12:31

Oh, you son of a bitch.

01:12:36

Oh, 13.

01:12:37

Okay.

01:12:37

What'd you get...

01:12:40

Oh, okay.

01:12:40

So you roll it right under...

01:12:43

Right between the...

01:12:45

Like, so you get the...

01:12:47

You have the two of them, like, in the back.

01:12:48

Yeah.

01:12:50

It rolls right in front of those two.

01:12:52

Wait, there's two in the back and two in the front?

01:12:56

Yeah.

01:12:57

Kind of like how...

01:12:57

Like, you...

01:12:58

Did you see it?

01:12:58

Oh, okay.

01:13:00

It's kind of like a U.

01:13:01

Yeah.

01:13:02

Like a...

01:13:03

Like a band.

01:13:03

I can see...

01:13:04

I can see it being laid out like that.

01:13:05

Okay.

01:13:05

I just wasn't sure if Layla was one of those.

01:13:09

But she's...

01:13:10

No.

01:13:10

Layla is the ghoul up here moving.

01:13:13

Oh, Layla is a ghoul?

01:13:14

I thought she was a lizard.

01:13:15

Ghoul.

01:13:15

Ghoul.

01:13:15

Well, she is a lizard, but...

01:13:17

A ghoulish lizard?

01:13:20

I tried to change the picture.

01:13:22

It didn't take.

01:13:24

Oh, okay.

01:13:25

All right.

01:13:25

Sorry.

01:13:26

It's just that...

01:13:28

Her character sheet is a ghoul.

01:13:30

Ah.

01:13:31

So she's the one attending tables.

01:13:35

Dad.

01:13:38

Dad.

01:13:40

Yes.

01:13:41

Did you see?

01:13:42

Look at...

01:13:43

I'm pointing over.

01:13:45

Did you see my roll?

01:13:46

Oh, there it is.

01:13:50

Are you...

01:13:51

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

01:13:53

Fire.

01:13:55

Wow.

01:13:58

I thought you were going to say Ray of Rust.

01:14:00

Fire.

01:14:03

Can you do fire?

01:14:05

I'm going to try.

01:14:07

I got to get real close, though.

01:14:09

So I don't miss.

01:14:10

So I sashay over.

01:14:12

Hold on.

01:14:13

You don't have to get very close.

01:14:14

What if he wants to?

01:14:16

Because your burning hands,

01:14:19

it's a 15-foot cone of fire.

01:14:21

Can I do...

01:14:23

Can I sashay closer?

01:14:24

If I understood what sashay meant,

01:14:28

then maybe.

01:14:29

Oh, I'm sure there's...

01:14:31

I'm sure there's a gift for it.

01:14:33

And the gift master will deliver.

01:14:35

Don't worry.

01:14:36

It's...

01:14:37

I mean, I only know the culinary thing for sashay, so...

01:14:42

You're going to do that.

01:14:44

Yeah.

01:14:45

All the way over.

01:14:46

You guys never seen anybody sashay over?

01:14:50

No.

01:14:51

No, I know.

01:14:52

I...

01:14:52

Yeah, I'm familiar with sashay.

01:14:54

And I know you're going to give us a gift later of what sashay means.

01:14:58

All right.

01:15:03

Okay.

01:15:04

So you sashay over.

01:15:09

Now you're going to make you do a check on that.

01:15:11

And...

01:15:12

Wait.

01:15:12

On the stage?

01:15:13

What's the check?

01:15:18

Wait.

01:15:19

Where are you sashaying to?

01:15:20

I'm not going to make you do a check.

01:15:22

Oh, I'm just going closer to the stage.

01:15:24

Okay.

01:15:25

So I...

01:15:26

Not on the stage.

01:15:27

Yeah, not on the stage.

01:15:28

I just want to make sure I don't...

01:15:30

I know you said I wouldn't miss, but I want to make sure I don't miss.

01:15:33

Because that sounds like something that would happen.

01:15:36

Because we keep getting roll rolls on the stage.

01:15:38

He's not wrong.

01:15:42

No?

01:15:43

No?

01:15:44

All right.

01:15:45

So I hit it with a...

01:15:47

Then I do a little dance.

01:15:48

And then I hit it with burning hands.

01:15:50

You got it upside down again.

01:15:52

No, you don't.

01:15:53

No, that's correct.

01:15:54

Summer, go grab that...

01:15:57

Go grab a chair to hit the lizard lady.

01:16:01

Grab the plumber.

01:16:02

Got it.

01:16:03

Yeah, grab the plumber.

01:16:04

So...

01:16:09

What is...

01:16:15

Ooh, roll a d20.

01:16:18

What was that number again?

01:16:22

Is it R slash?

01:16:23

Slash R space 1d20.

01:16:27

Okay.

01:16:36

So you successfully hit the container.

01:16:40

With fire?

01:16:41

Yes.

01:16:42

Because I don't know how you can miss.

01:16:44

It's a 15-foot cone.

01:16:47

Can I grab a pizza shovel?

01:16:52

It's too late.

01:16:54

Oh, shit.

01:16:56

Then roll 3d6s.

01:17:00

Me?

01:17:02

Me?

01:17:02

No.

01:17:03

That makes more sense.

01:17:05

Yes.

01:17:06

Yes, it does.

01:17:07

That was pretty good.

01:17:16

14.

01:17:18

3d6.

01:17:21

Oh, no, no, no.

01:17:24

No, the 14 is what I need.

01:17:26

Well, you said roll 3d6s.

01:17:28

You did roll 3d6s the first time.

01:17:30

Oh, I'm sorry.

01:17:32

I thought you meant roll 3d6s.

01:17:35

No.

01:17:35

Maybe you should, though.

01:17:37

Hold on.

01:17:43

Hold on.

01:17:45

You didn't do anything wrong.

01:17:57

I just got to check.

01:17:58

I'm not sure if the hit points changed back.

01:18:21

Are you talking?

01:18:23

I mean, we started.

01:18:25

I'm speaking out loud.

01:18:27

Do you want a response?

01:18:29

Yeah.

01:18:31

Didn't we start every cycle through with full hit points?

01:18:38

Yes, but I don't know if I changed one of the characters back.

01:18:44

Because it seems awfully low.

01:18:47

Well, they should have full two, right?

01:18:50

Or no, they don't.

01:18:51

They should, yes.

01:18:52

But I don't know if I readjusted them.

01:18:54

Oh.

01:18:57

Okay.

01:18:59

We're good.

01:19:04

They're all dead.

01:19:05

They're all dead.

01:19:05

And she was clear.

01:19:11

Okay.

01:19:12

And then the bomb exploded.

01:19:15

Oh.

01:19:16

Private.

01:19:36

Oh, you can see that?

01:19:39

No.

01:19:39

Privately rolled some dice.

01:19:41

So I can't see.

01:19:42

We can't see the.

01:19:43

The value.

01:19:44

Okay.

01:19:46

Why don't you just tell us the value?

01:19:50

All right.

01:19:53

So after the explosion, the smoke clears and everything.

01:19:56

The.

01:19:59

Who was that?

01:20:00

Piggy wiggle butt.

01:20:04

Animatronic is just laying on the floor.

01:20:08

Dead.

01:20:09

Right.

01:20:13

He's just laying there.

01:20:15

And then.

01:20:20

Roll for initiative.

01:20:23

Maybe it'll come to the negotiating table.

01:20:26

Great.

01:20:30

Okay.

01:20:38

So you guys both.

01:20:38

Okay.

01:20:39

So.

01:20:40

The.

01:20:41

Boo.

01:20:43

Since you.

01:20:44

Sauntered over.

01:20:47

Or whatever you say.

01:20:49

Sashayed.

01:20:49

You sashayed over.

01:20:51

I'm putting you closer to the stage.

01:20:53

Okay.

01:20:55

Okay.

01:20:56

Makes sense.

01:20:57

Right?

01:20:57

Yeah.

01:20:58

Okay.

01:20:59

To me anyway.

01:21:00

Yeah.

01:21:01

So then the owl bear.

01:21:04

I'm sorry.

01:21:05

That's his name.

01:21:07

Billy Beaver.

01:21:09

Yeah.

01:21:10

Beaver.

01:21:10

Billy Beave.

01:21:11

We call him.

01:21:12

Yeah.

01:21:13

Billy the Beave.

01:21:13

No.

01:21:14

Not Billy the Beave.

01:21:15

Just Billy Beave.

01:21:16

Billy the Beave boy.

01:21:18

The Beave by Bo.

01:21:19

Yeah.

01:21:20

The Beave.

01:21:20

The Beave.

01:21:21

Billy the Beave boy.

01:21:22

The Beave by Bo.

01:21:23

Walks up.

01:21:25

And attacks.

01:21:27

Attacks.

01:21:32

Cure.

01:21:34

No he doesn't.

01:21:35

Oh.

01:21:37

Oh.

01:21:38

But he does.

01:21:39

No he doesn't.

01:21:40

Oh no.

01:21:41

He didn't.

01:21:42

He better not.

01:21:44

I'll be pissed.

01:21:45

I don't need this.

01:21:47

I'm on my shit right now.

01:21:49

So he.

01:21:50

He.

01:21:50

Oh.

01:22:01

Oh.

01:22:01

That.

01:22:03

That would.

01:22:04

Eleven.

01:22:09

Does that hit your.

01:22:15

Your attack.

01:22:17

Or your.

01:22:18

Yeah.

01:22:18

Your armor class.

01:22:19

Armor class is 15.

01:22:21

That seems really high.

01:22:24

But okay.

01:22:25

It just said.

01:22:26

If it.

01:22:28

Yeah.

01:22:28

It could.

01:22:29

Here's the funny you say that.

01:22:29

My notes for last time.

01:22:31

It says 15 AC.

01:22:32

Now.

01:22:33

Andy changed his mind.

01:22:37

Yeah.

01:22:38

Because.

01:22:39

I think.

01:22:39

What happened was.

01:22:40

I got yours.

01:22:42

And Tiger's.

01:22:43

Um.

01:22:44

Armor class mixed up.

01:22:45

So you got the plus three.

01:22:48

Because you got that special.

01:22:49

Cape.

01:22:50

I think.

01:22:50

Or robe.

01:22:52

Okay.

01:22:53

So he.

01:22:54

He misses.

01:22:54

It's not the buster.

01:22:57

That'd be the buster.

01:23:00

It's not.

01:23:02

It's not.

01:23:03

Not the buster.

01:23:03

All right.

01:23:04

So it is Layla's turn.

01:23:06

And she is within.

01:23:08

Distance.

01:23:09

She is within distance.

01:23:12

Of.

01:23:12

Ari.

01:23:14

So then.

01:23:16

She moves.

01:23:18

And attacks.

01:23:19

Ari.

01:23:19

Wait.

01:23:21

That's me.

01:23:21

Yes.

01:23:22

That is.

01:23:23

Good job.

01:23:24

Oh.

01:23:26

Shit.

01:23:31

Hey.

01:23:33

Cure.

01:23:33

Yes.

01:23:35

That fire thing.

01:23:36

The fire ribbon.

01:23:37

Yes.

01:23:38

Cantrip.

01:23:40

No.

01:23:41

Uh oh.

01:23:43

Oh yeah.

01:23:43

You got to take one away for that.

01:23:45

I did.

01:23:46

Okay.

01:23:46

I marked it down.

01:23:53

Oh shit.

01:23:53

Cantrip.

01:23:57

No.

01:23:58

No.

01:23:59

And swipes with her claws at you.

01:24:03

She has claws?

01:24:05

I thought she was a lizard.

01:24:06

I'm sorry.

01:24:08

Don't lizards have claws?

01:24:10

No.

01:24:10

I heard she was a goblin.

01:24:17

Um.

01:24:17

Um.

01:24:17

Um.

01:24:17

So 15.

01:24:20

I forgot to add the plus one.

01:24:22

15.

01:24:23

Or plus.

01:24:24

Plus number.

01:24:24

Sorry.

01:24:25

15 damage?

01:24:26

So do I.

01:24:27

No.

01:24:27

No.

01:24:28

15.

01:24:29

Against your armor class.

01:24:30

Oh okay.

01:24:31

My armor is.

01:24:32

Uh.

01:24:34

I think it's 14.

01:24:35

Unless I had.

01:24:36

Anything that added to it.

01:24:38

Which I don't know.

01:24:38

But let's go with 14.

01:24:40

No.

01:24:42

You have 15.

01:24:43

I have 15?

01:24:44

Yeah.

01:24:45

And Ty goes to the runner.

01:24:47

Right?

01:24:47

Ty.

01:24:48

No.

01:24:48

We had this discussion all the time.

01:24:49

I think.

01:24:50

I know.

01:24:50

Ty goes to the attacker.

01:24:55

Except in this case.

01:24:56

No.

01:24:57

Alright.

01:24:58

So that means.

01:24:59

So then you have to roll for damage.

01:25:00

Yes.

01:25:02

Oh.

01:25:05

How do I get 15?

01:25:06

I better rate this down.

01:25:07

Keep it.

01:25:09

Keep it.

01:25:09

Keep it.

01:25:10

Keep it.

01:25:11

So doing four points of damage.

01:25:20

On me?

01:25:22

Yes.

01:25:23

Four?

01:25:24

Yeah.

01:25:27

I already took it out of your.

01:25:29

I just want to write it down too.

01:25:31

Alright.

01:25:32

And then.

01:25:33

Boo.

01:25:33

It's your turn.

01:25:34

Alright.

01:25:37

Um.

01:25:37

Uh.

01:25:43

Ray of Frost.

01:25:44

Oh.

01:25:46

Of course.

01:25:47

Ray of Frost.

01:25:48

If only we had a broken toilet.

01:25:50

First.

01:25:51

Uh.

01:25:52

Whoever's in front of me.

01:25:53

Billy Beav.

01:25:56

Yeah.

01:25:57

Yeah.

01:25:57

Sorry.

01:25:57

It says Owl Bear.

01:25:58

Yeah.

01:25:58

Yeah.

01:25:59

I know.

01:25:59

It caught on.

01:26:00

Owl Bear.

01:26:02

The.

01:26:03

The.

01:26:04

The Beav.

01:26:05

No.

01:26:05

Billy Beav.

01:26:06

Just Billy Beav.

01:26:07

Billy the Beav Boy.

01:26:09

Billy the Beav Boy.

01:26:12

You'd read my soul.

01:26:16

You'd get stuck in your head for a while.

01:26:18

I want to get lost in your rock and roll.

01:26:21

Um.

01:26:22

Billy the Beav.

01:26:25

Billy the Beav.

01:26:25

Alright.

01:26:28

Roll a d20.

01:26:29

Okay.

01:26:43

It told you right.

01:26:46

Good thing you're really close to the stage.

01:26:51

Right.

01:26:53

Uh.

01:26:54

You.

01:26:54

You miss.

01:26:55

I'm really close.

01:26:57

You miss.

01:26:59

You roll a six.

01:27:01

You miss.

01:27:02

You miss.

01:27:02

Uh.

01:27:08

It is.

01:27:09

Summer's turn.

01:27:12

Alright.

01:27:12

Um.

01:27:13

I would like.

01:27:14

To go to my grease.

01:27:16

Picture.

01:27:17

That.

01:27:18

Layla gave to me.

01:27:20

Okay.

01:27:21

Can I?

01:27:24

You can.

01:27:25

Okay.

01:27:26

Um.

01:27:28

What.

01:27:29

Penalty do I get for doing that?

01:27:31

You can make it there.

01:27:33

Okay.

01:27:34

As.

01:27:35

Your one action.

01:27:36

Okay.

01:27:38

And then I get.

01:27:40

An attack too.

01:27:42

You.

01:27:44

Well.

01:27:44

You can attack.

01:27:45

But.

01:27:46

You just have the picture.

01:27:47

Well.

01:27:50

That's what I want to do.

01:27:51

Like.

01:27:51

Okay.

01:27:52

So.

01:27:52

What do you want to do?

01:27:53

Well.

01:27:54

What I would like to do.

01:27:55

Is use.

01:27:56

That.

01:27:58

Picture.

01:27:59

Like.

01:28:00

As a weapon.

01:28:01

So.

01:28:01

Ideally.

01:28:02

I would like to.

01:28:03

Dump it on something.

01:28:04

And then light it on fire.

01:28:05

And.

01:28:06

Burn them.

01:28:07

You're not.

01:28:08

You.

01:28:08

You're not going to be able to light it on fire.

01:28:10

So that would be too many actions.

01:28:13

Yeah.

01:28:13

It would be too many actions.

01:28:14

So you can go and pick up the picture.

01:28:17

Yeah.

01:28:17

And end your turn.

01:28:18

Okay.

01:28:19

If you want.

01:28:22

But you're not.

01:28:23

You're not going to be able to go.

01:28:25

Get the picture.

01:28:26

And then dump.

01:28:27

Or.

01:28:28

You're not going to be able to get the picture.

01:28:30

Dump it.

01:28:31

And light it on fire.

01:28:33

Going to get the picture and dump.

01:28:35

Yeah.

01:28:36

All right.

01:28:36

Well.

01:28:37

Then I'm going to do that.

01:28:37

On to.

01:28:38

Okay.

01:28:38

Layla.

01:28:39

On to Layla.

01:28:40

Okay.

01:28:41

Now it is.

01:28:44

It's the over.

01:28:45

Okay.

01:28:45

Oh.

01:28:59

Tommy Tito's turn.

01:29:00

Tito.

01:29:03

Tommy Tito.

01:29:04

Tito.

01:29:04

Tito.

01:29:04

In drift away.

01:29:12

So he's going to use.

01:29:17

Webby hands.

01:29:19

Against.

01:29:20

Cure.

01:29:22

Why does he have to come after me?

01:29:28

What did I do to him?

01:29:29

You ate all his Cheerios.

01:29:31

Oh yeah.

01:29:33

Oh.

01:29:33

He misses.

01:29:34

Oh.

01:29:35

He misses.

01:29:37

He misses.

01:29:38

He misses.

01:29:39

After that.

01:29:41

It is.

01:29:42

Tommy Tito.

01:29:45

Toad.

01:29:45

It is.

01:29:46

Buster the Bear.

01:29:47

Buster the Bear.

01:29:49

And he is also going to.

01:29:51

Attack here.

01:29:53

Oh.

01:29:55

Come on guys.

01:29:56

Let's just.

01:29:56

You know.

01:29:57

Come on.

01:29:58

Come on.

01:29:59

I'm.

01:30:00

I'm all stringy.

01:30:01

Just leave me alone.

01:30:02

You're all stringy?

01:30:05

Stringy.

01:30:07

You know.

01:30:07

They're not going to eat you.

01:30:09

Oh.

01:30:11

Well.

01:30:11

I thought that would help.

01:30:12

They're robots.

01:30:14

Dancing robots.

01:30:16

All right.

01:30:17

Dancing robots.

01:30:18

All right.

01:30:21

All right.

01:30:21

All right.

01:30:22

So he connects with that.

01:30:39

Doing six points of damage.

01:30:41

Doing six points of damage.

01:30:41

Now it is.

01:30:50

Summer's turn.

01:30:51

No.

01:30:52

The Beav's turn.

01:31:00

Never heard of her.

01:31:02

And the Beav.

01:31:05

And the Beav.

01:31:05

Is going to take a swipe.

01:31:10

Now.

01:31:10

I mean.

01:31:18

Jerry you're fucked.

01:31:19

You got three of them.

01:31:20

With the beak.

01:31:21

The Beav is going to.

01:31:24

Should never move so close to the stage.

01:31:28

Yeah.

01:31:29

Oh well.

01:31:32

I hate this guy.

01:31:34

I hate this guy.

01:31:35

We should have just played Racket League.

01:31:46

An 11 does not hit you.

01:31:47

Correct?

01:31:48

No.

01:31:51

Your armor class is too high.

01:31:52

Yeah.

01:31:53

It's a 15.

01:31:54

All right.

01:31:55

It is.

01:31:56

Layla's turn.

01:31:59

She.

01:32:01

Goes to.

01:32:19

Bite.

01:32:20

Summer.

01:32:21

That's me.

01:32:24

Yes.

01:32:26

Yes it is.

01:32:27

Okay.

01:32:27

Yes.

01:32:28

Two.

01:32:32

So 12 does not hit you.

01:32:37

So she misses.

01:32:38

She's also covered in grease.

01:32:42

I don't know if you mentioned.

01:32:43

She is covered in fryer oil.

01:32:46

And.

01:32:47

Here.

01:32:48

It is your turn.

01:32:49

All right.

01:32:51

All right.

01:32:51

All right.

01:32:57

How many people are around me?

01:33:04

All three of these guys?

01:33:05

Three of them.

01:33:06

Yeah.

01:33:06

I.

01:33:09

Go invisible.

01:33:11

I don't.

01:33:17

This light makes me look like super surprised when I look over.

01:33:20

All right.

01:33:20

All right.

01:33:27

All invisibility.

01:33:34

All invisibility.

01:33:34

All invisibility.

01:33:34

Right?

01:33:35

Yeah.

01:33:37

Invisibility.

01:33:37

I thought that's right.

01:33:38

Yeah.

01:33:39

Also when he goes invisible.

01:33:42

If.

01:33:43

He goes invisible.

01:33:44

It would.

01:33:45

It might make a spark.

01:33:47

Probably.

01:33:47

Maybe.

01:33:50

Maybe start a fire.

01:33:53

Are these guys still covering the grease?

01:33:54

Are they going to start on fire again?

01:33:56

They were not.

01:33:57

There's no grease on those.

01:33:58

Okay.

01:33:59

Well,

01:34:00

they were fucked.

01:34:08

Billy the beef boy.

01:34:09

The beef boy.

01:34:10

Bo.

01:34:10

Okay.

01:34:12

So.

01:34:12

Billy the beef boys.

01:34:13

Beave my beef.

01:34:15

So stupid.

01:34:20

Billy the beef boy.

01:34:26

The beef.

01:34:27

My beef.

01:34:28

You want to be.

01:34:29

Want to get stuck in your rock and roll.

01:34:33

And be the way.

01:34:35

Oh.

01:34:35

Okay.

01:34:36

So you turn invisible.

01:34:37

Oh.

01:34:39

Did you have to look that up?

01:34:40

I wanted to make sure you didn't have to roll for it.

01:34:44

Oh.

01:34:44

Super invisible.

01:34:47

Super fucking runaway.

01:34:49

Yeah.

01:34:49

But now you can't do anything.

01:34:50

Summer.

01:34:55

It's your turn.

01:34:56

That's me.

01:34:56

What is.

01:34:59

Brimble doing?

01:35:01

He's just standing there.

01:35:05

Watching.

01:35:06

Just watching.

01:35:07

I would like.

01:35:09

Yeah.

01:35:09

I would like to get him engaged.

01:35:11

Somehow.

01:35:11

Okay.

01:35:13

How are you going to do that?

01:35:15

I can only think of.

01:35:19

Immature things to say.

01:35:21

Little bean boy.

01:35:23

I.

01:35:25

Can I yell to him.

01:35:27

In an inspiring way.

01:35:29

Or show him my tits.

01:35:35

That was what I was going to say first.

01:35:37

That was immature.

01:35:37

You should probably not do that.

01:35:40

No.

01:35:40

Yeah.

01:35:41

I just want him to do anything.

01:35:43

Except watch.

01:35:44

I mean.

01:35:45

You can't just like.

01:35:46

Show him your tits.

01:35:47

And expect him to jump into.

01:35:49

Action.

01:35:49

You have to tell him.

01:35:50

He is a 17 year old boy.

01:35:52

He will do anything for tits.

01:35:53

That he will go to the bathroom.

01:35:56

Sorry.

01:35:57

Not getting into it.

01:35:58

All right.

01:35:59

Yeah.

01:35:59

Fine.

01:35:59

So.

01:36:00

But.

01:36:00

Okay.

01:36:01

So I would like to get him into the battle.

01:36:03

I don't know how to get him into the battle.

01:36:05

Can someone help me?

01:36:06

You.

01:36:07

You can scream to him.

01:36:10

Okay.

01:36:11

Okay.

01:36:11

I could yell to him like a damsel in distress.

01:36:15

Yes.

01:36:18

You can do that.

01:36:20

Uh.

01:36:20

I.

01:36:22

I.

01:36:22

Hope.

01:36:23

It.

01:36:24

Would.

01:36:25

Attract him into the battle.

01:36:28

Or you.

01:36:28

Can't tell him what to do.

01:36:31

I don't even know what to tell him what to do.

01:36:34

Like.

01:36:34

Uh.

01:36:35

All right.

01:36:35

What.

01:36:36

Would I tell him.

01:36:37

I mean.

01:36:38

All I would say was yell attack.

01:36:39

But.

01:36:39

I don't have like a specific thing to tell him to do.

01:36:42

My dad just went invisible.

01:36:43

Uh.

01:36:44

This woman is.

01:36:47

Full of grease.

01:36:48

I mean.

01:36:48

I'm going.

01:36:48

Like.

01:36:49

So.

01:36:49

I could tell him to.

01:36:50

Like.

01:36:51

Like.

01:36:52

Like.

01:36:52

Light the grease on fire.

01:36:54

Okay.

01:36:55

But.

01:36:56

I don't know how he's going to do that.

01:36:57

I would say.

01:36:58

Hey.

01:36:59

Brimble.

01:37:00

My boy.

01:37:01

I wouldn't say that.

01:37:02

I'd say.

01:37:02

Hey.

01:37:02

Brimble.

01:37:02

Light her up.

01:37:04

And hope she would do like a cool movie thing.

01:37:07

Or he would do a cool movie thing.

01:37:09

Okay.

01:37:13

He rolled very poorly.

01:37:16

Well.

01:37:18

Just for initiative.

01:37:19

But.

01:37:20

Yeah.

01:37:21

So.

01:37:21

He's going to have to wait his turn to do something.

01:37:23

All right.

01:37:24

All right.

01:37:25

That's my turn.

01:37:26

Okay.

01:37:28

So.

01:37:29

So.

01:37:29

So.

01:37:36

Tommy T.

01:37:37

It is Tommy T-Tone's turn.

01:37:39

Toad's turn.

01:37:42

And after his prey.

01:37:44

Disappears.

01:37:46

He just starts walking towards summer.

01:37:48

Oh.

01:37:49

Cool.

01:37:49

Same thing with the bug bear.

01:37:53

Just starts walking towards summer.

01:37:56

Now.

01:37:58

It is Brimble's turn.

01:37:59

Brimble.

01:38:02

Brimble.

01:38:02

Seven.

01:38:03

Actually.

01:38:13

That's not what I wanted.

01:38:14

Yeah.

01:38:16

You want him to roll higher.

01:38:17

No.

01:38:19

That's not what I meant.

01:38:19

That's what I meant.

01:38:23

Okay.

01:38:25

But that one.

01:38:26

Brimble picks up the candle.

01:38:28

That's sitting on the table.

01:38:29

How did I not know about this candle?

01:38:32

Because you never asked about it.

01:38:34

Throws it at.

01:38:37

Layla.

01:38:39

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

01:38:40

Yeah.

01:38:42

Wait.

01:38:43

I think it's Layla.

01:38:44

No.

01:38:44

Layla plays the guitar.

01:38:45

So it hits.

01:38:50

Oh.

01:38:53

All of mine are still.

01:38:54

Private.

01:39:01

It's for six points of damage.

01:39:08

It's enough to engulf her in flames for death.

01:39:12

It does engulf her in flames for now.

01:39:16

Or yes.

01:39:17

It does engulf her in flames.

01:39:19

For death.

01:39:19

For death.

01:39:21

For death.

01:39:21

All right.

01:39:24

So it is now.

01:39:25

The beef's turn.

01:39:30

And boo.

01:39:33

Before I do that.

01:39:35

Before I go with that.

01:39:37

Give me a stealth check.

01:39:38

Or a stealth roll.

01:39:40

All right.

01:39:41

Stealth.

01:39:44

Stealth.

01:39:45

Regular or advanced.

01:39:50

Do I have an advantage because I'm invisible?

01:39:54

No.

01:39:54

No.

01:39:54

Okay.

01:39:59

So.

01:40:02

The beef does not see you.

01:40:05

And walks.

01:40:07

Somehow.

01:40:08

Right around you.

01:40:09

Towards.

01:40:11

Summer.

01:40:14

It is Layla's turn.

01:40:16

Who takes.

01:40:19

More damage.

01:40:20

Because she is on fire.

01:40:22

She's screaming.

01:40:26

No.

01:40:29

Oh.

01:40:30

She's just.

01:40:30

Just on fire.

01:40:32

For.

01:40:33

Some more damage.

01:40:36

And she will take a.

01:40:44

She will bite again.

01:40:52

At Summer.

01:40:53

Bite her.

01:40:58

I know she bit at me last time.

01:41:00

She must have missed.

01:41:02

No.

01:41:03

Meow.

01:41:04

Yeah.

01:41:08

And.

01:41:09

I.

01:41:09

That is not going to hit.

01:41:11

So she misses again.

01:41:12

It is.

01:41:15

Boo's turn.

01:41:18

Just so we are clear.

01:41:20

Because this happened to me last time.

01:41:21

If I do any magic spell.

01:41:23

I am going to not become.

01:41:24

I am going to lose my invisibility.

01:41:25

Right?

01:41:25

Correct.

01:41:26

Can I grab things.

01:41:29

And like.

01:41:29

Not become invisible.

01:41:31

Like.

01:41:32

Can I throw something.

01:41:33

And like.

01:41:33

Like.

01:41:34

Distract.

01:41:35

Somebody.

01:41:35

So that tiger might have an advantage.

01:41:37

No.

01:41:41

If you grab something.

01:41:42

That is fine.

01:41:43

Or.

01:41:44

You can use your mage hand.

01:41:45

Can't try.

01:41:46

Oh.

01:41:47

Okay.

01:41:47

Can I.

01:41:48

No.

01:41:48

No.

01:41:48

No.

01:41:48

No.

01:41:48

No.

01:41:48

I am sorry.

01:41:49

Don't use your mage hand cantrip.

01:41:50

Yeah.

01:41:51

I got that backwards.

01:41:52

If you use a spell.

01:41:54

You will lose your invisibility.

01:41:55

Okay.

01:41:56

So you can pick something up.

01:41:57

Right.

01:41:58

So.

01:41:58

So I pick something up.

01:42:01

And I throw it at the back of Shrek.

01:42:02

Okay.

01:42:05

Well.

01:42:06

Whatever his name is.

01:42:07

And then.

01:42:07

Hopefully he doesn't see me.

01:42:08

Billy the bed bug.

01:42:10

Is that.

01:42:12

Is that the beef?

01:42:13

No.

01:42:13

It says ogre.

01:42:14

So the one who got by me.

01:42:16

No.

01:42:16

He's.

01:42:18

No.

01:42:19

Oh.

01:42:20

Is Tommy Tito.

01:42:21

Oh.

01:42:21

That's right.

01:42:22

Okay.

01:42:23

So roll a d20.

01:42:24

With advantage please.

01:42:26

How do I do that?

01:42:28

It'll say with advantage.

01:42:29

Oh.

01:42:30

Shit.

01:42:30

No.

01:42:31

That's a check.

01:42:33

Just roll.

01:42:34

Just roll 2d20.

01:42:35

So.

01:42:37

So.

01:42:39

Slash r space 2d20.

01:42:41

Okay.

01:42:42

Cool.

01:42:42

And we're going to take the six.

01:42:46

But that.

01:42:47

It does not hit.

01:42:48

Hmm.

01:42:49

Wonderful.

01:42:50

Yes.

01:42:51

It is.

01:42:52

Summer's turn.

01:42:54

That's me.

01:42:55

Yes.

01:42:57

Um.

01:42:57

So.

01:42:59

Layla's on fire.

01:43:02

Tell them.

01:43:06

I.

01:43:06

I mean.

01:43:07

So there's still three of them.

01:43:11

Four.

01:43:13

Who's the fourth one?

01:43:17

Oh.

01:43:17

Layla.

01:43:17

Yeah.

01:43:18

Yeah.

01:43:18

Jesus Christ.

01:43:19

Um.

01:43:21

Can I hit any of them with an arrow?

01:43:24

You can hit any of them with an arrow.

01:43:27

I'm going to shoot at Layla.

01:43:29

Just because I know she's damaged.

01:43:31

Okay.

01:43:32

What do I roll?

01:43:38

A 20?

01:43:39

Just roll it.

01:43:39

Yeah.

01:43:40

One d20.

01:43:41

Plus seven.

01:43:43

So 15.

01:43:46

Yeah.

01:43:46

Layla.

01:43:47

It's.

01:43:48

Cool.

01:43:51

Okay.

01:43:53

That hits.

01:43:53

Roll.

01:43:55

One d10.

01:43:56

Plus three.

01:43:57

God damn it.

01:44:03

No.

01:44:05

Got to put the slash on.

01:44:06

Yeah.

01:44:07

So five points of damage.

01:44:11

She is still not down.

01:44:18

It is the ogre's turn.

01:44:20

It is the ogre's turn.

01:44:20

Sorry.

01:44:21

Tommy T.

01:44:23

Toad.

01:44:23

Who continues making.

01:44:25

His way over to.

01:44:27

Summer.

01:44:29

And is.

01:44:30

Within strike and distance.

01:44:32

But just not.

01:44:35

Cannot attack.

01:44:37

Buster.

01:44:38

Buster.

01:44:38

The bear.

01:44:38

Buster.

01:44:39

Buster.

01:44:39

The bear.

01:44:39

Also does the same thing.

01:44:40

But cannot attack.

01:44:41

The commoner.

01:44:46

Or sorry.

01:44:47

Brimble.

01:44:47

Rose.

01:44:52

He.

01:44:55

He picks up his.

01:44:56

His.

01:45:03

I'm trying to remember.

01:45:04

If I said.

01:45:04

The matriarch.

01:45:07

Was his.

01:45:08

Aunt.

01:45:08

You didn't.

01:45:10

Say that.

01:45:11

But you said that.

01:45:12

I thought.

01:45:12

There was a matriarch.

01:45:13

Rather than a patriarch.

01:45:14

Yeah.

01:45:16

I thought it was.

01:45:16

That was.

01:45:17

Brimble was the nephew.

01:45:19

It's.

01:45:21

Not something you specified.

01:45:24

Okay.

01:45:27

No.

01:45:27

Sister-in-law.

01:45:28

I don't remember you saying that.

01:45:32

Whether or not it's true.

01:45:32

I don't know.

01:45:33

All right.

01:45:34

Critical failure.

01:45:36

He.

01:45:37

He picks up the glass.

01:45:38

And throws it.

01:45:39

And hits his little.

01:45:40

Hits the little kid.

01:45:41

At the table.

01:45:41

In the face.

01:45:42

Killing him.

01:45:47

Oh.

01:45:49

Yes.

01:45:52

It is.

01:45:54

Uh.

01:45:55

The.

01:45:58

The beef's turn.

01:46:00

Wait.

01:46:00

Wait.

01:46:00

Wait.

01:46:01

So.

01:46:01

We're back at the top.

01:46:02

Of the initiative order.

01:46:03

And we're.

01:46:03

Yes.

01:46:04

A little bit.

01:46:04

Past time.

01:46:05

All right.

01:46:08

I wasn't sure.

01:46:08

If you guys wanted to finish it.

01:46:09

Or.

01:46:12

I.

01:46:12

Continue.

01:46:13

Next time.

01:46:14

I.

01:46:15

I don't.

01:46:16

See a.

01:46:16

Path.

01:46:17

That.

01:46:17

We beat it.

01:46:18

On this turn.

01:46:19

I mean.

01:46:24

I mean.

01:46:24

We're doing a lot better.

01:46:25

So.

01:46:26

Like.

01:46:26

We're getting there.

01:46:27

But.

01:46:27

Like.

01:46:29

Layla.

01:46:30

Is on fire.

01:46:31

Just had five damage.

01:46:34

And she's still not dead.

01:46:35

And we still have.

01:46:36

Three more.

01:46:37

Of them.

01:46:37

To beat.

01:46:38

And yes.

01:46:39

I guess we haven't taken.

01:46:40

Much.

01:46:41

Damage yet.

01:46:42

I just don't feel.

01:46:44

Momentum's on our side.

01:46:45

I like.

01:46:46

What.

01:46:46

What do you think boo?

01:46:47

Um.

01:46:50

I mean.

01:46:50

There's.

01:46:50

Are they still all up?

01:46:51

I mean.

01:46:52

They're still kind of all up.

01:46:53

Right.

01:46:54

If I.

01:46:56

If we had blown some of them up.

01:46:58

And it was only a couple of them.

01:46:59

But it's like all of them.

01:47:00

So.

01:47:01

Well.

01:47:01

We did.

01:47:01

Blow one up.

01:47:02

Before we started.

01:47:03

Yeah.

01:47:04

So.

01:47:04

I guess.

01:47:05

I wonder if.

01:47:06

Like.

01:47:07

We lost this turn.

01:47:08

Maybe.

01:47:09

There's more.

01:47:11

I mean.

01:47:12

I don't know that we learned.

01:47:13

Anything other than.

01:47:14

I will give you this.

01:47:19

Since Layla.

01:47:20

Is on fire.

01:47:21

She will.

01:47:22

Most likely die.

01:47:23

This.

01:47:23

This.

01:47:24

Her next turn.

01:47:25

Which is nice.

01:47:25

Right.

01:47:27

If that helps you.

01:47:28

Keep going or not.

01:47:30

That is completely up to you.

01:47:31

Well.

01:47:32

I think maybe.

01:47:33

Maybe.

01:47:33

We're getting closer.

01:47:34

To convincing.

01:47:35

More.

01:47:36

Of the commoners.

01:47:37

To help.

01:47:38

I don't think there's any.

01:47:40

I just don't.

01:47:41

Think that me.

01:47:42

And.

01:47:42

Here.

01:47:43

Are going to be able.

01:47:44

To take on everyone here.

01:47:45

Even if we do kill Layla.

01:47:47

Because we still have.

01:47:47

Three more.

01:47:48

You know.

01:47:50

Biggish enemies that have.

01:47:51

I don't think they have any damage yet.

01:47:53

Do they?

01:47:53

There is.

01:47:54

They did take some damage.

01:47:56

From the explosion.

01:47:57

Oh.

01:47:58

That's right.

01:47:58

So.

01:47:59

And.

01:48:00

And the actual cone of fire.

01:48:02

I would imagine.

01:48:04

If we died this turn.

01:48:06

We might do it a little bit differently.

01:48:10

To maximize that initial.

01:48:12

You know.

01:48:14

That initial.

01:48:14

Explosion.

01:48:17

And then get into maybe.

01:48:18

A better position.

01:48:19

And maybe just better coordinate.

01:48:21

That's just my opinion.

01:48:25

That's up.

01:48:25

That's up to you guys.

01:48:26

I can't.

01:48:27

So.

01:48:29

I guess.

01:48:30

My proposition.

01:48:31

To end this.

01:48:33

Is to say.

01:48:34

We fought valiantly.

01:48:36

And better.

01:48:36

However.

01:48:38

We still died this turn.

01:48:40

And.

01:48:43

The next turn.

01:48:44

We'll do it just a little bit better.

01:48:46

But.

01:48:47

I don't know.

01:48:48

I'm.

01:48:48

Welcome to hear.

01:48:50

What you think.

01:48:50

Boo.

01:48:51

Because.

01:48:52

I guess.

01:48:52

An option.

01:48:53

An option.

01:48:53

Would be like.

01:48:54

Okay.

01:48:54

Next time.

01:48:55

We get together.

01:48:55

We start.

01:48:56

From this point.

01:48:57

Okay.

01:48:59

Yeah.

01:49:01

Whatever you want to do.

01:49:02

I'm.

01:49:02

I'm a little.

01:49:04

A little.

01:49:05

A little.

01:49:07

Courage.

01:49:07

Because.

01:49:07

I'm kind of.

01:49:08

We're having a hard time.

01:49:09

I think.

01:49:09

With this.

01:49:09

So.

01:49:10

I know.

01:49:10

But.

01:49:10

But.

01:49:11

I think.

01:49:11

We're getting.

01:49:12

Closer.

01:49:13

To.

01:49:14

Getting there.

01:49:15

So.

01:49:15

Like.

01:49:15

The next time around.

01:49:17

I think.

01:49:18

We would have.

01:49:18

A little bit more going for us.

01:49:21

Like.

01:49:21

We would know that the explosion worked.

01:49:23

And.

01:49:24

I feel like.

01:49:25

We would have gotten some.

01:49:27

Some cred.

01:49:28

With.

01:49:28

At least.

01:49:29

Brimble.

01:49:30

And maybe.

01:49:31

Get Brimble's family.

01:49:32

So.

01:49:33

If we had.

01:49:33

Brimble's family.

01:49:35

That's.

01:49:35

That would help us a lot.

01:49:36

And if we had Brimble's family.

01:49:38

Maybe we would have.

01:49:39

The.

01:49:40

What was it?

01:49:41

Triplets?

01:49:41

Yeah.

01:49:42

Maybe.

01:49:43

I don't know.

01:49:44

That would just be.

01:49:47

That would just be my idea.

01:49:48

Anyway.

01:49:49

Yeah.

01:49:50

Whatever you want to do.

01:49:51

I mean.

01:49:55

Maybe.

01:49:55

Let's just stop it here.

01:49:57

And then.

01:49:58

Next time.

01:49:59

We can pick it up.

01:49:59

And see what happens.

01:50:00

We can pick it up.

01:50:02

We can pick it up.

01:50:02

Bye.

01:50:03

Bye.

01:50:03

Bye.

01:50:03

Bye.

01:50:04

Bye.

01:50:05

Bye.

01:50:06

Bye.

01:50:09

Bye.

01:50:09

Bye.

01:50:09

Bye.

01:50:09

Bye.

01:50:10

Bye.

01:50:10

Bye.

01:50:10

Bye.

01:50:10

Bye.

01:50:11

Bye.

01:50:11

Bye.

01:50:12

you

01:50:14

Thank you.

01:50:16

Thank you.

Episode 8