- Crew of the Kahuna

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Okay, so you just entered this restaurant, right?

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Yeah, shenanigans.

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It's, yeah.

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Well, it's called Cranky Freeze Place.

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From Office Space?

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Is it from Office Space or is it from Waiting?

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Or both?

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Bennegan's is, I think, in Office Space.

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Oh, yeah, same.

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Or something like that.

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I mean, it's certainly a Bennegan's ripoff.

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Yeah.

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It was definitely a Super Troopers.

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Shenanigans?

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, shenanigans.

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That's the other one.

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The next person who says shenanigans, I'm going to pistol whip them.

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So aren't shenanigans?

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Yeah, well, it's called Frankie Frames.

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Oh, Frankie Frames.

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I knew that.

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Oh.

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A.K.A. shenanigans.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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We all call it shenanigans because, you know.

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You know, Frankie Frames.

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There's signs on the ceiling that just say yeast.

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I thought that was like a Rick and Morty joke, but then I saw the yeast sign that I looked up.

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All right.

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Ah, some yeast.

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So this room is one of those chain restaurants that looks like a wacky tavern with all kinds of bright lights and kitschy crap on the walls.

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Numerous patrons cower at their tables.

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Could the appetizers really be that bad?

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Wait, are they appetizers or appetizers?

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They're appetizers.

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What kind of appetizers are we talking about?

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Are we talking fries?

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Are we talking shrimps?

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Well, I mean, you're going to have to ask one of the people.

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Quesadilla?

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Do they got quesadillas?

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I love quesadillas.

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Do you have sour cream?

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And tacos.

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I'd like some fresh tacos.

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Little mini ones.

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If we were playing in person, that would not be on Annie's back.

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It would be wrapped up beside our heads.

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An animatronic iguana wearing overalls and a straw hat comes around and says, hi, welcome to Frankie Frames.

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Oh, I remember this guy.

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She's trying to be like some kind of southern belle and carrying a guitar.

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Except she's a lizard and her name tag reads Layla.

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So Layla.

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Hello.

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Howdy.

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Hi.

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Do y'all need a drink?

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No, I'll just have some yeast, please.

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We're fresh out of yeast.

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What do you have on tap?

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Beer.

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I'll have a beer.

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Okay.

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Go find a table.

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Shake it, not stirred.

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Just sit wherever we want?

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Yeah.

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How are the appetizers here?

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They are really that bad.

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Wow.

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Like bad tasting?

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That's honest.

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This is an honest business.

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Or bad taste, perhaps?

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Or just a bad selection?

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Yes.

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Huh.

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Well, you've been eminently helpful, Layla.

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I'm going to go get that shaken beer.

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What did you order again?

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Yeast.

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Yeast?

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Oh, yeah.

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We're out of yeast.

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I'll have your yeastiest beer then.

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Okay.

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Then she leaves.

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And she's gone for a little while.

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All right.

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I would like to...

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I go see if there's booths, right?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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And you said it's like half crowded or...

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Yeah.

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There's, you know...

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A quarter of the tables are full.

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Can I sit in a corner booth?

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Sure.

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And as you walk by some of the other patrons, you hear them, like, crying.

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And they're just scared.

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They can't really talk at all because they're just looking around.

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You guys got a bad vibe from this place?

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I got a bad vibe from this place.

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I sit down very heavily.

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I mean, I always feel like crying.

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Oh, goodness me, everything.

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It's a very stressful time right now.

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Not...

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So, just a question.

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Is it meant that all these people look the same or that was just...

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It's just like soccer moms.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Soccer moms or...

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People that, like, just go to...

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People that cry.

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Go to shenanigans.

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Okay.

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Or Chili's or, you know...

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They're supposed to be commoners.

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And I didn't feel like looking up a different picture and making a token for each one.

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No, that's fine.

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That makes a lot of sense, actually.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I start looking around and there's quite a lot of soccer moms here.

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Like, common people who are sad.

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It's kind of bringing me down.

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It's sad to be common.

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You see some of them just staring off into space.

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Some are hiding under tables.

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Some are really...

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They're making, like, forts out of the other tables that are in the restaurant.

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Can I...

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Is there something to perceive, perhaps?

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No.

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Okay.

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I mean, you're seeing all this as you're walking by.

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Okay.

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It...

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Can I, like, yell out to one of them?

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Absolutely.

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I don't...

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I mean, you can just, like, talk to them.

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You don't have to yell at them.

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It seems like these people...

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It seems like these people have been through a lot lately.

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All right.

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What's going on?

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Probably should not yell at them.

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Excuse me, Debbie?

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Who's there?

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Yeah, I'm...

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I'm Ari.

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Strongbow clan.

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Yeah, what...

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What's...

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What's going on here?

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We're not allowed to leave.

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But you're, like, stuck in here?

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Yeah.

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We cannot leave.

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Is that why you're crying?

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Yes.

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I've been here for years.

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I think.

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I don't know.

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And the appetizers are that bad?

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It's never gotten better?

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There's never any food.

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What about appetizers?

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I was told about tacos.

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No, you weren't.

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I was promised yeast.

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No, you weren't.

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You don't know that, Debbie.

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I've been trying to order yeast.

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Oh.

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For three years.

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Oh.

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They're always out.

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Now I understand.

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And then Debbie crawls back into her fort made out of the chairs.

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So I correctly guessed her name?

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No.

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Oh.

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God.

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Um, wait.

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Hold on.

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Where are you going?

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Like, I see you're hiding.

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She does not come out.

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Just leave her alone.

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She sounds like it.

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I mean, this sounds pretty spooky.

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Do you think we should make a fort?

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I think we should try to make our way out of here.

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I'm going to jump on a table.

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What?

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Give me an athletics check.

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I forgot how to do that.

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Skills?

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Athletics?

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Yeah.

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Or acrobatics?

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Acrobatics.

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Yeah.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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Although I'm worse than acrobatics.

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Success by, oh, zero, I guess.

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I don't know.

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I have a 10.

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You have a 10.

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So you jump up on the table, but you slide on a napkin and fall.

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And just embarrass yourself.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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But I'm going to, like, still get up and stand on the table.

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All right.

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What do you want from us, monster?

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What are you shouting at?

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Come on, you coward.

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Who are you shouting at?

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What's the deal with this place?

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Land of the lizard.

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It did sound like I was yelling at Debbie, but that's not what I was yelling at.

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Come on.

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Come on and fight me.

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She just went hiding in the fucking dinner fort, like, even harder, man.

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Like, I can't.

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Now she's not coming out.

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That's not who I was yelling at.

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I'm not yelling at Debbie.

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I'm yelling on behalf of Debbie.

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You're standing on the table in front of her fort.

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Yeah, but I'm clearing it up now.

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Layla the lizard walks up and tells you to get off the table.

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Layla, we need some answers and we need them now.

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Are y'all ready to order?

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Wait, what's going on here?

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I'm just trying to serve some food.

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There's never any food.

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We know all about it.

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Now, what's the deal?

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This is just a restaurant.

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Then why is Debbie so scared?

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Then I would like to leave.

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You're more than welcome to go.

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All right.

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I make my way to the door.

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You do have to pay for your beer.

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Bear.

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I ain't paying for shit.

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He didn't get yeast and I didn't get my beer in either.

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She sets it down in front of you.

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Wow.

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Oh, she was carrying it the whole time.

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Yeah.

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That's why she's going back.

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I drink it and I try to trug it.

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Is that an athletics check?

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Let's see here.

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Chugging a beer.

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Is that sleight of hand?

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No.

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Sleight of throat.

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It's got to be.

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Performance.

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Oh, yeah.

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Give me a performance check.

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I didn't see that one.

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Normal.

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Yeah.

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15.

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Successfully chug the beer.

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But I'm not good at it.

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I'm like, I got it all over me.

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All this yeast just falls into your face.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Why does this always happen when I try to do something cool?

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I think I put that on your tombstone.

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I'm oddly impressed.

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Oddly?

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Very oddly.

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I take it.

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Very oddly.

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I mean, you are my dad.

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Fair.

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Now, what are you doing now?

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Are you strutting?

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I am making my way around the bar strutting.

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Exactly.

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I'm kicking my legs out like I'm a fucking sailor.

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I'm a little drunk because I haven't had a drink all afternoon.

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Or today.

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I mean, I think I had a little cooking sherry early.

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You can't drink cooking sherry.

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It's disgusting.

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Just through glasses.

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You can drink cooking sherry.

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I'm 16 and I know that.

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You can do that.

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Listen, it's like...

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You can, but should you?

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No.

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But now I'm covered in yeast, so...

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All right.

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I will sort of sidestep towards the door.

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All right.

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We're sidestepping.

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Sashaying to the door.

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All right.

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So you walk through the door then?

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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All right.

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You walk through the door.

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And once you get through, you realize you just entered the same building.

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My God.

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Oh, my.

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It's never-ending shenanigans.

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So it's the exact same room.

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It's not like a copy.

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It's like...

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The exact same thing.

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It's like you walk through the front door again.

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Like Pac-Man.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Where's the bar key?

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Yeah.

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Well, that's Iggy.

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Okay.

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Layla.

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Sorry.

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Layla.

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All right.

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I demand to know why I cannot leave this bar.

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Because you're not allowed to.

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Why?

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Because you can't.

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What?

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That's what Layla said?

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I thought Layla said we could leave.

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Yeah.

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She was fucking with you.

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But now she's saying we can't leave?

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Yeah.

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So another patron comes up and drags you over to his table.

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Oh, fuck.

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What does he look like?

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Sit over here.

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He looks like a soccer mob.

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Oh.

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But it's a man?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I've got a lot of liquid courage and I'm wanting to like, I'll take her down a notch.

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I'll get out of here.

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You know?

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Just sit down.

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All right.

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We got to have a talk over here.

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All right.

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All right.

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You cannot leave.

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Yeah.

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That's what they keep saying.

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Come back in here.

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No, I know.

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You guys keep saying that, but I refuse to believe it.

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Yeah.

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I think we can leave.

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We just haven't tried hard enough.

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I've died countless amounts of times.

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Died?

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Here.

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Yes.

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Died.

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Oh, so you tried escaping by suicide?

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No.

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He died?

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No.

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Every 12 hours.

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You die?

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The, all of the, the automatons have what they call the slaughter fest.

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Oh dear.

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Which is where they kill every single one of us.

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Is it painful?

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And it's extremely painful if you don't die in a non-painful way.

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Or if you die in a very painful way.

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So it's painful if you die in a painful way?

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That seems like a technology.

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After the slaughter fest is done, once they killed all of us in here, we come back to life.

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Well, that's good.

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And it's like we just walked right into the door.

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12 hours.

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How many hours do we have now?

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It looks at a clock on the wall.

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It says, I think, two.

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Oh boy.

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Oh my god, that's terrifying.

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Has anyone ever defeated the tormentors?

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I want out.

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There's no way my ray of frost is going to do anything.

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It's no fireball.

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I can't take on a fucking robot army here.

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I need out.

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I'm going to start panicking right now.

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I'm going to hide underneath the desk.

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Oh god.

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Don't mind him.

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He does this.

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Now, how do we beat them?

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We've never been able to kill any of them because we're just, we're not fighters.

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We just came here to eat some mini tacos and they didn't even have them.

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But do they have yeast?

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I think at some point, maybe.

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I don't know.

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I didn't ask.

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What is yeast?

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Why do you want your yeast?

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What is with your age group?

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I thought you were under the table.

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You want yeast?

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I saw the sign for yeast.

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Now I got a taste for yeast.

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So sue me.

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You've never had yeast.

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But now I want it.

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I don't, I can't explain it.

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All right.

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Well, what if, but have you ever been trained in, say, a montage?

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Layla comes up to the table and sets down a cranberry juice.

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It says, here, I've been hearing you've been in some trouble with yeast lately.

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Oh.

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Is there yeast in cranberry?

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No.

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All right.

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Cranberry juice gets rid of yeast infections.

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Oh.

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Oh, wait.

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No, that's UTIs.

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Never mind.

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What are you supposed to?

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Oh, I'm not going to.

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I play with you in that space.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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I sip it gingerly.

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But.

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Okay.

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These automatons.

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First.

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Yes.

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What's an automaton?

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The robots.

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The robots.

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There's five of them here.

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Is there, is Layla a robot?

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Yes.

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Oh.

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Oh, yes.

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You said it was animatronic.

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Yeah.

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Where's the words?

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There are five of them.

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Okay.

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So we have to defeat them.

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You already met Layla.

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Okay.

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There's Billy the Beaver.

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Uh-huh.

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Buster the Bear.

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Uh-huh.

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Piggy Wigglebutt.

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All right.

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And Tommy Titoed.

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Got it.

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All right.

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Now, what.

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And as he's doing that, he points to each one of them.

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And do they have different instruments?

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Uh, they do, I think.

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Okay.

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Do they sing birthday songs?

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Uh, yeah.

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Please.

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Go one by one.

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Okay.

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Do they know it's my birthday?

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It's not your birthday.

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Quit saying that.

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No one celebrated my birthday this year.

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I want to do it here.

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If I'm going to die in two hours, might as well make them sing for me first.

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Will they do a birthday song?

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I mean, did you, did you not miss the part, or did you miss the part where you come back

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after the Slaughterfest is over?

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When you come back, is it, is it a different day?

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Multiple births.

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No.

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Is it going to be his birthday for eternity?

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No, you just said it's not his birthday.

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Well, what if he insists it is?

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Then he's wrong, I guess.

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Great.

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So it's the same, but it's the same day, every day.

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The same day.

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Yes.

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For eternity.

00:18:01

Yes.

00:18:02

So it'll never be his birthday.

00:18:03

It'll never be his birthday.

00:18:05

Unless if you somehow get out of here.

00:18:08

That's somehow sadder.

00:18:11

You'll never have a birthday again.

00:18:13

Oh my God.

00:18:15

Unless if you get out of here.

00:18:17

Yeah.

00:18:18

But you already said we can't.

00:18:19

This is where we live now.

00:18:21

I mean, if you just want to keep getting murdered every 12 hours.

00:18:26

All right.

00:18:26

Is it a nerve you game master?

00:18:28

How easily we just gave up?

00:18:30

We live here now.

00:18:32

Do you have any plans?

00:18:35

All right.

00:18:35

Roll credits.

00:18:36

Wait, no.

00:18:40

But what instruments do they play?

00:18:43

So Billy Beaver has a washboard and spoons.

00:18:48

Okay.

00:18:49

Buster the bear is a banjo.

00:18:53

All right.

00:18:54

Layla the lizard is a guitar and a straw hat.

00:18:58

That's not an instrument.

00:18:59

I guess it could be in a pinch.

00:19:02

Right.

00:19:02

So Piggy Wiggle has a clay jug.

00:19:05

All right.

00:19:09

And Tommy Titoad is the sinner.

00:19:13

All right.

00:19:15

So this is some kind of hootenanny band.

00:19:17

Have they ever played?

00:19:19

No, they're too busy serving and doing stuff around the restaurant.

00:19:23

Interesting.

00:19:30

Boo looks like he's looking up Layla and Buggy Bear on the internet.

00:19:35

He's going to get to Buggy Bear and Piggy Wiggle.

00:19:39

Yeah, you probably shouldn't Google image search Piggy Wiggle, but it's either going to be terrifying or extremely cute.

00:19:48

In my wedding, they asked me about the show we referenced in our vows.

00:19:55

I said Big O, and he searched it, but he always said it.

00:19:58

It said Big Ho.

00:19:59

That was funny.

00:20:04

It's like, no, no, no.

00:20:05

Anyway, continue.

00:20:08

So that's where we're at here.

00:20:10

All right.

00:20:11

I'm going to get killed every 12 hours and made to live through it.

00:20:15

Can I?

00:20:16

I'm going to go like this.

00:20:18

You know, like that awkward thing you do at Waiters trying to get Layla's attention.

00:20:21

Okay.

00:20:22

Layla comes over.

00:20:25

Hey, Layla.

00:20:26

Howdy.

00:20:28

You deceived us.

00:20:30

You deceived us.

00:20:32

How?

00:20:34

Are you some kind of murder bot?

00:20:37

Me?

00:20:39

Not all me?

00:20:40

No.

00:20:40

I'd like to switch to the manager.

00:20:42

Oh, I am the manager, should I?

00:20:45

Oh, dear.

00:20:47

I'd like a refund.

00:20:48

You never paid.

00:20:49

So tell me about that guitar on your back.

00:20:55

Is that just for show?

00:20:56

No, I could use it very well.

00:20:59

I know you can play.

00:21:01

You look like you got strumming fingers.

00:21:03

Finger picking fingers.

00:21:05

Who says that?

00:21:06

Summer?

00:21:07

Honestly.

00:21:08

I can play them very.

00:21:10

I can play very well.

00:21:11

Give me.

00:21:11

Is there something you want?

00:21:13

Give me a few bars.

00:21:14

Take a load off.

00:21:15

I'm too busy for that.

00:21:16

It's only two hours to quitting time.

00:21:18

Just, you know.

00:21:20

No, two hours is when the fun starts.

00:21:22

Okay.

00:21:23

Well, why don't you...

00:21:25

And I got to prepare for it.

00:21:26

And I think so do you.

00:21:28

Yeah, but how about you play some music?

00:21:31

How about you drink that cranberry juice and get rid of your yeast?

00:21:37

Give me the fucking guitar.

00:21:38

No.

00:21:40

It's my guitar.

00:21:42

All right.

00:21:44

I guess you better get back to work.

00:21:46

Give me the fucking guitar.

00:21:50

Did you think that was going to work?

00:21:53

I don't know.

00:21:54

You're not doing anything.

00:21:55

I am very scared.

00:21:57

It being your birthday is not helping either.

00:22:00

It's not.

00:22:01

No one has wished me happy birthday yet.

00:22:03

Even my own brother.

00:22:04

Layla over here and comes back and goes,

00:22:06

It's your birthday today?

00:22:07

Oh.

00:22:08

What?

00:22:10

Yeah.

00:22:12

It is?

00:22:13

Yeah.

00:22:14

Oh, you're going to get something very special then.

00:22:16

It's good.

00:22:18

Is it a song?

00:22:20

It would be nice to me.

00:22:21

Recognized by someone other than my family.

00:22:24

What the fuck?

00:22:25

What did you just say?

00:22:27

I don't know.

00:22:29

I found this chocolate on the floor and it's not too good.

00:22:32

Yeah.

00:22:34

Yeah.

00:22:34

It's making you talk all crazy.

00:22:37

That's also something Jerry would do.

00:22:39

He's turning into Jerry.

00:22:43

It's slowly overtaking him.

00:22:46

I'm going to sit underneath the bench now.

00:22:52

Okay.

00:22:53

So the guy you're talking to gets up and goes back to his table with his son.

00:22:59

And you can see him start to like turn the table over to get prepared to try to defend

00:23:05

themselves.

00:23:05

Do you think we should get prepared to defend ourselves?

00:23:11

I am prepared.

00:23:13

I'm very much underneath the table right now.

00:23:15

This is my fort.

00:23:17

Get out unless you're going to help out.

00:23:19

All right.

00:23:21

I'm going to shoot something.

00:23:23

What?

00:23:24

I don't know, but something needs shooting.

00:23:26

Is it me?

00:23:28

Because I just put me out of my misery before these things get here.

00:23:31

All right.

00:23:32

You're right.

00:23:33

Let's let's just give up.

00:23:36

No, we're not giving up.

00:23:38

Maybe we can get my breath.

00:23:39

Roll for death.

00:23:43

Oh, boy.

00:23:46

Oh, God.

00:23:49

Well, how long was that?

00:23:51

Oh, no, that was only a couple of seconds.

00:23:54

Oh, no.

00:23:55

That was maybe 30.

00:23:56

Summer.

00:23:57

I'm going to have a panic attack.

00:23:59

I don't I'm not ready for this.

00:24:01

All right.

00:24:01

I don't have all I have is Ray of Frost.

00:24:04

Yeah, I know.

00:24:05

But Ray of Frost has helped us in the past.

00:24:07

What?

00:24:08

I've got one more idea.

00:24:09

I can turn invisible.

00:24:12

All right.

00:24:15

I'm going to turn invisible.

00:24:17

Wait.

00:24:18

When they get here.

00:24:19

That doesn't help me.

00:24:21

I can give you my spider climb.

00:24:25

I think I can pass that power on to you.

00:24:26

So you can hang on the wall or ceiling.

00:24:29

I'm not sure you can do that.

00:24:32

I think I can.

00:24:33

I think I remember thinking I can give.

00:24:35

Oh, you can cast it on me.

00:24:36

Yeah.

00:24:38

Yeah.

00:24:39

I'm pretty sure.

00:24:40

That sounds right.

00:24:42

So you're just going to stick me to the wall.

00:24:46

Dealing.

00:24:47

You're is after that.

00:24:53

You're on your own.

00:24:53

I can't do anymore.

00:24:54

I'm only a humble wizard.

00:24:56

And I'm going to go invisible.

00:24:58

You're also not very humble.

00:25:01

No, I am very, very, very insecure.

00:25:03

All right.

00:25:08

How much time do we have now?

00:25:10

About an hour and a half.

00:25:12

Huh.

00:25:14

Do we have explosives?

00:25:16

Explosions?

00:25:18

I highly doubt it.

00:25:23

Maybe I should check my inventory.

00:25:24

I don't think there's anything in this game that explodes.

00:25:27

Everything explodes, Andy.

00:25:29

My butt exploded at one point.

00:25:30

No, right.

00:25:32

It was just missing.

00:25:32

No.

00:25:33

Then what was that?

00:25:35

After it exploded.

00:25:36

What was that noise?

00:25:37

It was a fart.

00:25:40

All right.

00:25:42

I have a bed roll.

00:25:44

Famously does not explode.

00:25:48

Carpenter's tools.

00:25:49

Can I build a house?

00:25:51

I would like a fort.

00:25:53

That's up to you.

00:25:56

You only have an hour and a half.

00:25:57

I know.

00:25:58

I don't think it's going to help.

00:26:00

Huh.

00:26:03

How much health do I have?

00:26:08

18 remaining.

00:26:12

Can I take a nap for health?

00:26:14

I can give you a short rest.

00:26:17

I mean, it was a rest.

00:26:24

Yeah.

00:26:26

Give me a rest.

00:26:27

That goes.

00:26:30

What that.

00:26:31

Does.

00:26:34

What does it do?

00:26:36

It gives me power.

00:26:37

Like how much health?

00:26:41

A hundred.

00:26:43

Okay.

00:26:46

That's true.

00:26:47

Two hundred.

00:26:48

Oh, yeah.

00:26:52

You know, two hundred something.

00:26:53

All right.

00:26:54

All right.

00:26:56

All right.

00:27:00

We are so fucked.

00:27:09

We are boned.

00:27:11

Yeah.

00:27:11

There's no way we're going to defeat five things.

00:27:14

Autonomatons.

00:27:16

I don't even know what that is.

00:27:17

It's.

00:27:18

It's like a.

00:27:21

We're like a Chuck E.

00:27:23

Cheese.

00:27:23

Yeah.

00:27:26

That's not making it any better.

00:27:30

but hopefully it makes it more understandable.

00:27:31

All right.

00:27:33

So, yeah.

00:27:34

If you want to take a long rest.

00:27:35

Roll.

00:27:35

Well, it won't be long.

00:27:37

Because it isn't long.

00:27:38

Like.

00:27:38

Like.

00:27:38

Or short.

00:27:39

I'm sorry.

00:27:40

Short.

00:27:40

All right.

00:27:41

Yeah.

00:27:44

I'm.

00:27:44

I'm just going to waste all the time that we have.

00:27:46

By.

00:27:49

What are you going to be doing?

00:27:50

Oh.

00:27:50

That's to roll a hit dice.

00:27:54

But.

00:27:54

I don't know.

00:27:55

I think that's just.

00:27:57

Regular die.

00:27:58

No.

00:27:59

A hit dice is a D10.

00:28:01

Okay.

00:28:02

Well, I don't know that.

00:28:03

It just says here.

00:28:04

Hit dice.

00:28:04

On my sheet.

00:28:05

Hit dice.

00:28:07

And it.

00:28:08

Calls it 1D10.

00:28:10

Although.

00:28:10

Jerry's is.

00:28:12

1D6.

00:28:13

1D6.

00:28:13

Okay.

00:28:14

So, yeah.

00:28:16

Tiger roll.

00:28:16

2D10.

00:28:18

2D10s?

00:28:20

Yeah.

00:28:21

Because you get 1 hit dice for each.

00:28:22

For each what?

00:28:24

Level you are.

00:28:26

Nice.

00:28:27

All right.

00:28:28

So, 2.

00:28:28

2.

00:28:30

2D10.

00:28:31

Bitchin'.

00:28:37

Bitchin'.

00:28:37

So, you regain 6 health.

00:28:39

All right.

00:28:42

Okay.

00:28:45

Boo.

00:28:46

Did you change it?

00:28:46

I did, yeah.

00:28:48

Okay.

00:28:48

Do you want to.

00:28:51

You want to take a rest.

00:28:52

Or do you want to prepare?

00:28:53

I'm going to take a rest.

00:28:56

I mean.

00:28:56

I don't know what my health is right now.

00:28:58

I don't think it's good.

00:28:59

13.

00:29:00

Yeah.

00:29:02

I'll take a rest.

00:29:02

Okay.

00:29:03

Then roll.

00:29:03

2D6.

00:29:05

What's the command again?

00:29:08

R slash.

00:29:09

Slash R.

00:29:10

Slash R.

00:29:12

And what was it?

00:29:13

1D6?

00:29:14

2D6.

00:29:15

2D6.

00:29:17

8.

00:29:21

Bitch.

00:29:24

That's right.

00:29:27

Okay.

00:29:27

So, now you have a half hour left.

00:29:28

What's my health up to now?

00:29:32

21.

00:29:32

Why didn't it change?

00:29:34

Why doesn't it?

00:29:38

It doesn't change.

00:29:43

What?

00:29:44

His health?

00:29:45

Yeah.

00:29:46

I can't even know.

00:29:48

Trying to change it.

00:29:49

Oh.

00:29:51

That's because it's.

00:29:52

Probably because it's max.

00:29:55

It's only.

00:29:55

It says 14.

00:29:56

But that's not right.

00:29:57

Why not?

00:29:59

Because I thought we leveled them up.

00:30:04

Oh.

00:30:05

Oh.

00:30:05

You're.

00:30:05

You're.

00:30:05

You're.

00:30:07

Yeah.

00:30:08

So, I think you're.

00:30:09

At max then.

00:30:11

At 14.

00:30:12

Because your initial one is.

00:30:15

8.

00:30:15

So, you have pretty low health.

00:30:17

Oh.

00:30:17

8.

00:30:18

So, 14 health?

00:30:20

Yeah.

00:30:20

Cool.

00:30:24

So, I took a nap for no reason?

00:30:26

I mean.

00:30:28

Basically.

00:30:28

That's pretty.

00:30:30

Great.

00:30:31

All right.

00:30:32

I will use my carpenter's tools.

00:30:36

I was down to 12 HP.

00:30:39

You were down to 12, right?

00:30:42

Yeah.

00:30:43

Okay.

00:30:43

So, now you're at 14.

00:30:44

Yeah.

00:30:45

Well, it wasn't completely.

00:30:46

Like, no.

00:30:47

Yeah.

00:30:48

Yeah.

00:30:48

It's.

00:30:49

Depends.

00:30:51

Plus, I was sleepy.

00:30:53

So, in game, I wanted to sleep.

00:30:55

Yeah.

00:30:57

You were pretty drunk.

00:30:57

Take that.

00:30:59

And Henri.

00:30:59

And Henri.

00:31:01

And scared.

00:31:02

And, you know, I sleep like a baby when I'm scared.

00:31:04

Interesting.

00:31:06

I would like to build.

00:31:08

Okay.

00:31:10

What are you going to build?

00:31:11

Well, I.

00:31:12

I don't know if I mentioned.

00:31:13

But.

00:31:14

I do have carpenter's tools.

00:31:16

You brought that up once or twice.

00:31:19

Yeah.

00:31:19

Okay.

00:31:19

I would like to build.

00:31:20

Fortifications.

00:31:22

Okay.

00:31:23

How are you going to do that?

00:31:25

With my carpenter's tools.

00:31:27

Which I have.

00:31:29

I understand that point.

00:31:30

Out of tables.

00:31:31

What are you going.

00:31:32

Okay.

00:31:33

So, chairs.

00:31:34

Maybe stools.

00:31:35

Well.

00:31:36

So, I would like to.

00:31:39

Take a couple.

00:31:41

Tables.

00:31:43

And take their tops off.

00:31:44

And make like.

00:31:47

Walls.

00:31:49

Okay.

00:31:50

Like double wall.

00:31:53

And.

00:31:53

And.

00:31:53

Maybe take the.

00:31:55

Tables.

00:31:57

Or not the tables.

00:31:58

I said that already.

00:31:58

The stools.

00:31:59

And.

00:32:00

You know.

00:32:04

Put them sideways.

00:32:04

To.

00:32:05

Hold.

00:32:06

The.

00:32:07

The wall up.

00:32:10

How many tables.

00:32:12

How many tables.

00:32:12

How many tables can I take?

00:32:12

What?

00:32:16

Because there are other people in here that are trying to.

00:32:19

That have built.

00:32:21

Forts out of their tables too.

00:32:22

Okay.

00:32:24

Um.

00:32:27

I would like to take.

00:32:28

I would like to take.

00:32:28

One more.

00:32:30

And put it over the top.

00:32:32

So, it's shaped like an L.

00:32:33

Okay.

00:32:35

And.

00:32:36

Like over a booth.

00:32:38

Or something.

00:32:39

Yeah.

00:32:40

Actually.

00:32:41

Yes.

00:32:42

So, I have like.

00:32:43

It's kind of like a.

00:32:44

Like a bunker.

00:32:47

Okay.

00:32:49

Like a wooden bunker.

00:32:50

In a booth.

00:32:52

Just big.

00:32:53

Big enough for you?

00:32:54

No.

00:32:54

I mean.

00:32:55

Jerry can.

00:32:55

I mean.

00:32:56

I assume.

00:32:56

Jerry was underneath the booth already.

00:32:58

Yep.

00:32:59

Yeah.

00:33:00

And I enclosed us in.

00:33:01

Without asking.

00:33:02

Okay.

00:33:04

Although it does have a side effect.

00:33:08

We can't get out.

00:33:08

Well.

00:33:10

While you're in the middle of doing that.

00:33:12

Because.

00:33:13

You're not going to get that done in a half hour.

00:33:15

Depends.

00:33:16

No.

00:33:17

Alright.

00:33:19

So, the lights turn off.

00:33:21

You hear a bunch of sirens going off.

00:33:24

And you just see a bunch of strobe lights.

00:33:25

Oh dear.

00:33:27

And you see.

00:33:28

You see Layla.

00:33:30

Bring out her guitar.

00:33:30

And start strumming on it.

00:33:31

And you hear this really.

00:33:33

Really.

00:33:34

Catchy song.

00:33:35

As they start going crazy.

00:33:38

And smashing everyone with their guitar.

00:33:40

Or with their instruments.

00:33:41

Oh dear.

00:33:42

Are people dying?

00:33:43

Yeah.

00:33:45

You hear screams everywhere.

00:33:46

Is it bloody?

00:33:48

Very.

00:33:49

I'm kind of imagining.

00:33:50

Have you ever seen.

00:33:51

What's that?

00:33:53

Quentin Tarantino.

00:33:54

Dust Till Dawn.

00:33:55

Where they're at the strip club.

00:33:58

And then.

00:34:00

Vampires.

00:34:00

Yeah.

00:34:01

It's vampires.

00:34:02

Yeah.

00:34:02

Well.

00:34:05

Yeah.

00:34:05

Something like that.

00:34:05

So.

00:34:06

Roll for initiative.

00:34:08

Well.

00:34:10

Me too.

00:34:10

I'm hiding.

00:34:11

They don't know where I'm at.

00:34:12

Yeah.

00:34:12

Maybe they didn't see us.

00:34:13

They know where you're at.

00:34:15

They know where everyone's at.

00:34:16

They watch.

00:34:17

They watch you build this.

00:34:20

And you didn't get done with it.

00:34:21

The whole.

00:34:22

The whole way.

00:34:23

Yeah.

00:34:23

Yeah.

00:34:23

But what if one of us.

00:34:24

Was invisible.

00:34:25

And the other one was stuck to the ceiling.

00:34:27

They can still see you.

00:34:29

Well me.

00:34:31

I'm invisible.

00:34:31

They'll find you.

00:34:33

Also.

00:34:34

You're not invisible.

00:34:35

You forgot to go invisible.

00:34:37

I didn't forget.

00:34:39

I'm holding it out until the last minute.

00:34:41

All right.

00:34:41

And then.

00:34:42

You're going to lead me out to dry.

00:34:43

Aren't you?

00:34:43

I mean.

00:34:45

It fits character.

00:34:47

Not this character.

00:34:50

Oh.

00:34:54

What?

00:34:54

Oh no.

00:34:57

Oh here.

00:35:00

I can roll for initiative now.

00:35:01

Oh yeah.

00:35:03

Baby.

00:35:03

Oh.

00:35:09

Nice.

00:35:10

Man.

00:35:10

Hey.

00:35:13

Harry's first.

00:35:15

All right.

00:35:17

Um.

00:35:18

How.

00:35:19

Okay.

00:35:21

Is it blocked.

00:35:22

Basically.

00:35:23

The same.

00:35:24

As how you have everything laid out here.

00:35:26

Like where everyone's standing.

00:35:28

Basically.

00:35:29

Or do you want to.

00:35:30

Move it.

00:35:31

Oh those are just like.

00:35:32

Um.

00:35:33

No.

00:35:33

Because they're.

00:35:34

All the characters are like.

00:35:36

Close to each other.

00:35:37

Because they're.

00:35:39

They're.

00:35:39

Seen in.

00:35:40

Doing.

00:35:40

You know.

00:35:41

Destroying everyone.

00:35:42

During the slaughter fest.

00:35:43

Okay.

00:35:44

So they're going around.

00:35:45

From like.

00:35:45

Table to table.

00:35:46

Okay.

00:35:47

Just.

00:35:49

Oh boy.

00:35:50

Just.

00:35:51

Myrtleizing.

00:35:52

Everyone.

00:35:53

Okay.

00:35:53

So they're going like.

00:35:54

Table to table.

00:35:55

And we're like.

00:35:55

The last table.

00:35:56

Maybe.

00:35:56

Or like.

00:35:57

Just one of the tables.

00:35:58

You're just one of the tables.

00:36:00

You don't know.

00:36:00

Okay.

00:36:00

All right.

00:36:01

Um.

00:36:04

I.

00:36:04

Am.

00:36:05

Going to shoot the.

00:36:06

Shoot at the singer.

00:36:08

I forgot.

00:36:08

Which one was the singer.

00:36:09

Piggy.

00:36:09

Piggy butt.

00:36:10

Tommy.

00:36:11

Tommy T.

00:36:12

Toad.

00:36:12

Oh.

00:36:13

He's a toad.

00:36:14

Okay.

00:36:15

Um.

00:36:17

You don't.

00:36:19

Have them named here.

00:36:21

I do not.

00:36:22

But Tommy T.

00:36:23

Toad is the ogre.

00:36:25

Okay.

00:36:25

Shrek.

00:36:27

I.

00:36:27

I love the ghoul.

00:36:28

Is the ghoul.

00:36:29

From Fallout.

00:36:30

Yeah.

00:36:31

From Megaton.

00:36:32

I only know that.

00:36:33

Because I blew everybody up.

00:36:34

In Megaton.

00:36:35

I forgot.

00:36:38

What do I have to roll?

00:36:38

One d10.

00:36:40

No.

00:36:42

It's d20.

00:36:42

Oh.

00:36:42

That's damage.

00:36:43

Okay.

00:36:44

So it's plus seven though.

00:36:46

Yes.

00:36:48

With the bow.

00:36:49

Right.

00:36:53

So just.

00:36:54

Okay.

00:36:54

So just the d20.

00:36:55

Okay.

00:36:55

Okay.

00:36:56

That's.

00:37:10

You missed.

00:37:11

Is he.

00:37:13

Mad.

00:37:14

Couldn't even tell.

00:37:16

That's how much you missed.

00:37:17

So the ghoul.

00:37:21

Takes out.

00:37:22

This.

00:37:23

This commoner.

00:37:24

And.

00:37:26

And gets.

00:37:43

The commoner.

00:37:44

Gets thrown across the room.

00:37:45

And.

00:37:49

Brutal.

00:37:51

Amity.

00:37:56

Yes.

00:37:56

We know.

00:37:57

It's not very good hiding.

00:37:58

If you keep telling us you're hiding.

00:37:59

I can hear you.

00:38:01

Okay.

00:38:05

I'm sorry.

00:38:08

I'm just so scared.

00:38:09

Woo.

00:38:24

With three damage.

00:38:26

With three damage.

00:38:26

And she.

00:38:30

She lands.

00:38:32

Just.

00:38:33

Over.

00:38:33

Somewhere.

00:38:34

It's kind of just laying there.

00:38:37

So where did I find her?

00:38:43

Buster the bear.

00:38:44

Attractive.

00:38:45

Huh?

00:38:45

So where did I find her attractive?

00:38:47

The commoner.

00:38:48

Layla?

00:38:49

No.

00:38:50

The commoner.

00:38:50

The lizard?

00:38:51

No.

00:38:52

The woman.

00:38:52

The commoner.

00:38:55

The commoner.

00:38:56

The soccer mom.

00:39:00

She's hot.

00:39:01

She's.

00:39:02

You should probably zoom in on the picture.

00:39:04

All right.

00:39:07

Fine.

00:39:08

Ruin my dreams.

00:39:09

Oh wait.

00:39:10

No.

00:39:10

I'm just spinning.

00:39:13

So the bugbear.

00:39:14

That attacks the other.

00:39:15

Person at the table.

00:39:16

He's not.

00:39:22

Terrible.

00:39:23

But definitely.

00:39:24

She is a commoner.

00:39:27

Oh.

00:39:27

I could.

00:39:27

Should go back.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:28

My.

00:39:29

Half.

00:39:33

Finished.

00:39:33

And.

00:39:34

I don't see what's wrong with her.

00:39:36

Okay.

00:39:39

So what if she is old?

00:39:40

Oh.

00:39:50

So the bugbear.

00:39:54

Bashes.

00:39:55

The.

00:39:56

The commoner.

00:39:58

With his.

00:39:59

His banjo.

00:40:03

And.

00:40:12

This one is just a.

00:40:15

Pulp now.

00:40:16

After being beaten with the banjo.

00:40:19

Like a good pulp though right?

00:40:23

It's like a pulp that was like really sexy.

00:40:27

And when she was like 18.

00:40:28

Yeah.

00:40:29

But that.

00:40:33

Yeah.

00:40:33

Except super dead.

00:40:34

It's a dead pulp.

00:40:35

Yeah.

00:40:38

Yeah.

00:40:39

Yeah.

00:40:39

Okay.

00:40:40

Yeah.

00:40:41

Deadpool.

00:40:41

The owlbear starts walking its way towards you guys.

00:40:45

Maybe.

00:40:46

It'll listen to reasons.

00:40:48

Maybe he won't see me.

00:40:50

No.

00:40:51

It's.

00:40:51

Uh.

00:40:52

Boop's turn.

00:40:52

Does it see us?

00:40:55

I.

00:40:55

I.

00:40:57

Uh.

00:40:58

Cast invisibility.

00:41:00

You.

00:41:01

Are gonna screw me.

00:41:03

Do you.

00:41:03

Do you have any spell slots left?

00:41:05

I didn't.

00:41:08

Uh.

00:41:09

I have.

00:41:13

I used invisibility once.

00:41:16

Um.

00:41:21

I don't remember how this works.

00:41:23

Yeah.

00:41:24

I think you have.

00:41:25

You only have one spot left.

00:41:26

Or one.

00:41:28

One.

00:41:28

Um.

00:41:29

Stall slot left.

00:41:30

So think.

00:41:32

Wisely.

00:41:33

Is it.

00:41:33

Is it a two.

00:41:34

Is it a two spot.

00:41:35

Or a one spot.

00:41:36

You have one of each.

00:41:43

All right.

00:41:43

Um.

00:41:44

Yeah.

00:41:46

Invisibility.

00:41:47

Okay.

00:41:49

How does that help?

00:41:51

Find out.

00:41:55

Don't you want to help?

00:41:56

I mean.

00:41:58

I'm probably helped in a little bit.

00:42:00

But.

00:42:01

Right now.

00:42:01

Uh.

00:42:02

I don't want to die.

00:42:03

You're right.

00:42:04

Let's see.

00:42:04

Yeah.

00:42:05

It doesn't matter.

00:42:06

Because we're gonna get murdered.

00:42:07

And we're gonna have to come back.

00:42:09

And we're gonna get murdered again.

00:42:10

Okay.

00:42:13

I think I'm gonna go with invisibility.

00:42:15

Great.

00:42:17

Okay.

00:42:18

You cast invisibility.

00:42:20

And you.

00:42:20

Use the spell slot for it.

00:42:23

That's fine.

00:42:25

It's not fine.

00:42:27

None of this is fine.

00:42:29

Right.

00:42:30

All right.

00:42:30

All right.

00:42:38

So the ogre.

00:42:39

Starts to walk.

00:42:41

Starts to follow.

00:42:42

Or I'm sorry.

00:42:43

I thought he was a toad.

00:42:45

Yeah.

00:42:47

Tommy T.

00:42:48

Toad.

00:42:48

Starts following.

00:42:50

The.

00:42:53

Billy the beaver.

00:42:55

What is he like.

00:42:56

Smell us or some shit?

00:42:57

Maybe.

00:43:00

And tiger.

00:43:02

Your turn.

00:43:02

Does invisibility.

00:43:04

Include smell.

00:43:05

All right.

00:43:09

Shut up.

00:43:10

Don't tell him.

00:43:11

Don't tell him.

00:43:11

You do him.

00:43:15

I am going to shoot at the.

00:43:18

Shit.

00:43:19

You just said it.

00:43:19

The.

00:43:20

The.

00:43:21

Beaver.

00:43:22

Yeah.

00:43:23

Shoot the beaver.

00:43:24

Billy beaver.

00:43:26

Yeah.

00:43:27

Whatever the fuck.

00:43:27

Doesn't matter.

00:43:28

Okay.

00:43:29

Yeah.

00:43:31

Whatever the fuck.

00:43:35

All right.

00:43:35

Roll a d20.

00:43:36

Oh fuck.

00:43:38

Do so.

00:43:43

You do not hit him.

00:43:44

Oh wait.

00:43:47

What's your seven?

00:43:48

Yeah.

00:43:48

You do.

00:43:49

No.

00:43:49

I already added the seven.

00:43:50

Yeah.

00:43:51

One.

00:43:52

Oh yeah.

00:43:53

It's fine.

00:43:54

I just saw.

00:43:55

The seven on the dice.

00:43:57

I didn't see the 14.

00:43:59

Okay.

00:44:00

So you do hit him.

00:44:00

Did I hit him last time too?

00:44:02

No.

00:44:03

You want to check that math?

00:44:06

Yes.

00:44:08

Or no.

00:44:09

I don't.

00:44:09

Okay.

00:44:11

Is he dead now?

00:44:12

Uh.

00:44:15

Roll how much damage you do.

00:44:18

Is it.

00:44:18

It was just 1d10 I think.

00:44:19

Uh.

00:44:21

Yeah.

00:44:21

I thought I was adding plus for something.

00:44:26

Plus.

00:44:26

Plus three.

00:44:27

Why is it plus three?

00:44:29

Because that's what it is.

00:44:31

It's like a.

00:44:32

It's like a sweeter bow or something.

00:44:33

No.

00:44:35

The better bow went from 1d8 to 1d10.

00:44:38

But you always had plus three Pearson.

00:44:41

Oh.

00:44:41

Okay.

00:44:41

Huh.

00:44:42

More damage.

00:44:51

He is not dead.

00:44:53

Oh.

00:44:54

Suck it.

00:44:55

Beaver.

00:44:56

Uh.

00:44:57

Uh.

00:44:59

So now the ghoul starts walking over to the other tables.

00:45:03

He's not a ghoul.

00:45:04

Oh yeah.

00:45:05

Sorry.

00:45:05

Layla.

00:45:06

The lizard.

00:45:07

Starts walking to the other tables to take care of the other commoners.

00:45:13

And I'm not going to waste my time doing that.

00:45:14

It's a good idea.

00:45:16

It's a good idea.

00:45:17

But make sure that they take some damage though.

00:45:19

They're dead.

00:45:21

Pulp?

00:45:25

Pretty much.

00:45:26

But attractive pulp.

00:45:27

Sure.

00:45:28

Oh my god.

00:45:30

What?

00:45:32

No good?

00:45:32

Good time.

00:45:35

A little tough to swallow.

00:45:37

I bet she's not tough to swallow.

00:45:39

And then.

00:45:42

Get it?

00:45:43

Because she's liquefied.

00:45:44

After the bear starts walking over and does the same thing to someone else.

00:45:50

This is bad news.

00:45:55

Now the owl.

00:45:55

Or not the owl.

00:45:56

That one.

00:45:58

The beaver.

00:45:59

Gets close to the fort.

00:46:01

That you have built.

00:46:04

Yes.

00:46:05

But impenetrable.

00:46:06

Attempted to build.

00:46:08

Because you didn't finish it.

00:46:09

Because I was too busy sleeping.

00:46:11

Yeah.

00:46:13

Yeah.

00:46:13

Yeah.

00:46:13

And.

00:46:16

Attempts to take out the front wall of it.

00:46:21

Summer get out there and stop it.

00:46:25

Be gone beaver.

00:46:28

He's able to move it just a little bit.

00:46:35

But not completely into.

00:46:37

You know.

00:46:37

To.

00:46:38

Open it wide open.

00:46:41

What is the armor class of the.

00:46:44

Beaver.

00:46:46

No.

00:46:47

Not the beaver.

00:46:47

Of the wall.

00:46:49

I was just doing it like a 50-50 kind of thing.

00:46:53

Oh.

00:46:54

Okay.

00:46:54

A fort kick ass.

00:47:00

So now it's Boo's turn.

00:47:02

Oh.

00:47:03

Um.

00:47:03

What am I supposed to do?

00:47:04

I'm heading.

00:47:05

Can I skip my turn?

00:47:06

I mean.

00:47:08

You can't skip it.

00:47:09

But you can just kind of sit there.

00:47:10

I guess.

00:47:11

It's like.

00:47:14

You don't get to go later.

00:47:17

Uh.

00:47:18

I just don't.

00:47:18

I don't want to spoil where I'm hidden.

00:47:20

Plus I'm pretty much tapped out on all my major spells.

00:47:24

What do I get?

00:47:25

What about Rhea Frost?

00:47:26

Isn't that like a.

00:47:27

Like a spell trip or whatever?

00:47:29

Hand trip.

00:47:30

All right.

00:47:31

Can I use mage hand.

00:47:32

To make a fake hand.

00:47:34

And throw something.

00:47:36

To distract the beaver.

00:47:37

But it cannot weigh that much.

00:47:39

Right.

00:47:40

So like.

00:47:41

I think it's only up to like 10 pounds or something.

00:47:43

Yeah.

00:47:43

Like a mug.

00:47:44

Can I just.

00:47:44

Yeah.

00:47:45

A mug.

00:47:46

A mug.

00:47:47

Yeah.

00:47:48

Okay.

00:47:48

To throw it where?

00:47:49

Just.

00:47:50

Just anywhere.

00:47:51

Just away.

00:47:52

Okay.

00:47:53

Yeah.

00:47:53

All right.

00:47:54

Cool.

00:47:54

Roll a d20.

00:47:56

Great job.

00:48:08

Excellent mage hand.

00:48:09

You successfully throw the mug.

00:48:12

But it does not.

00:48:12

Phase the.

00:48:14

Doesn't even distract him.

00:48:17

Billy Beaver.

00:48:17

Oh man.

00:48:18

No.

00:48:18

There's so much other noise going on.

00:48:20

And screaming from the murders.

00:48:22

Of the other patrons.

00:48:23

I hate this place.

00:48:24

And sirens.

00:48:25

And lights flashing.

00:48:26

And strobe lights.

00:48:27

I'm going.

00:48:28

I'm going on my phone right now.

00:48:29

I'm giving it a bad yelp.

00:48:30

This place is going down a star.

00:48:33

If.

00:48:33

Before I die.

00:48:34

Let me tell you.

00:48:35

You don't have a phone.

00:48:37

I mean.

00:48:39

I'm just going to yell.

00:48:40

I didn't say I had a.

00:48:41

I mean.

00:48:42

You literally said you had a phone.

00:48:44

All right.

00:48:45

I'm Kaffir, pretending to be Jerry, who's also Boo.

00:48:49

I got a lot of layers to work with.

00:48:51

He's like an onion.

00:48:52

Smelly, invisible onion.

00:48:55

I'm like, shrink.

00:49:02

Shrink?

00:49:03

So the piggy wiggle butt.

00:49:07

Is that me?

00:49:09

No.

00:49:12

It's worth a try.

00:49:12

You're a piggy wiggle half butt.

00:49:13

No, I'm full butt now.

00:49:15

Oh, yeah.

00:49:17

Starts walking over towards the other group of guests, but does not do anything.

00:49:25

And then Tommy Tito finishes walking up next to...

00:49:42

Billy Beaver.

00:49:43

Wait a second.

00:49:43

Didn't we have a Tommy Two Butts already?

00:49:45

And now we have a Tommy Toad?

00:49:50

Tommy Tito, yeah.

00:49:52

Is every third person here named Tommy?

00:49:54

His full name is Thomas.

00:49:55

All right.

00:49:57

Bloody shit.

00:50:00

All right.

00:50:03

So now we're being surrounded.

00:50:04

Yes.

00:50:06

And now, Tiger, your turn.

00:50:08

I'm going to light this shit on fire.

00:50:09

Oh, my God.

00:50:11

How?

00:50:12

With fire.

00:50:14

I have a Tinder box, which I assume is like a matchbox.

00:50:18

And I have ten torches.

00:50:19

Okay.

00:50:22

I'm going to burn it down.

00:50:23

Four kick-asses going up in flames.

00:50:25

So you're going to burn yourself with it?

00:50:28

No.

00:50:29

Not per se.

00:50:31

It kind of seems like what you're going for.

00:50:34

I'm going to try not to.

00:50:35

How are you going to attempt that?

00:50:40

I'm going to light it on fire.

00:50:45

Light the torches or the fort?

00:50:49

The fort.

00:50:50

Okay.

00:50:52

And then I'm going to cover my face in my cloak, which is sweet.

00:51:01

And your cloak can stop fire.

00:51:04

I mean, I'm not going to.

00:51:06

It will.

00:51:07

I mean, I got to do something.

00:51:10

These people are on top of us.

00:51:11

I'm not going to be able to kill both of them.

00:51:13

So I got to try something.

00:51:14

We're going to die anyway.

00:51:15

And we're going to come back to life.

00:51:16

And then we'll have to live it over again.

00:51:18

I've got to do some wild card shit.

00:51:20

Okay.

00:51:22

So can I do that?

00:51:24

Sure.

00:51:26

Give me a.

00:51:28

Do.

00:51:29

Survival.

00:51:37

Survival.

00:51:39

Yeah.

00:51:39

That makes sense.

00:51:40

Yeah.

00:51:41

I have to survive.

00:51:42

I mean, I.

00:51:47

Is it.

00:51:48

I mean, like, is it.

00:51:49

Am I going to light on fire and die?

00:51:51

Yes.

00:51:53

No.

00:51:55

All right.

00:51:56

Like you said, what's the worst that happens?

00:51:58

You die and you come back.

00:52:02

Okay.

00:52:02

So you, you, you successfully light the fire and light the torch.

00:52:05

All right.

00:52:05

And then you just.

00:52:09

Asphyxiate.

00:52:11

I mean, what, what are the other?

00:52:13

Like.

00:52:14

So.

00:52:18

It goes up in flames.

00:52:19

It goes up in flames.

00:52:19

And I'm assuming the animatronics are afraid of fire.

00:52:24

Why would they be afraid of fire?

00:52:27

They've never.

00:52:28

No one's ever thought.

00:52:30

No one's ever thought.

00:52:31

No one's ever thought to light a fire before.

00:52:33

It's a restaurant.

00:52:34

Yeah.

00:52:35

Fires never happen in restaurants, especially restaurants that never serve food.

00:52:38

There's a stove.

00:52:40

Yeah.

00:52:41

But they're not doing anything.

00:52:42

So they, they do cook.

00:52:44

So they're not that scared of fire.

00:52:46

Who made, who made a fucking chef?

00:52:49

The game master.

00:52:49

Stupid.

00:52:50

Just.

00:52:51

He's a goddamn beaver.

00:52:55

Animatronic beaver.

00:53:00

And a toad.

00:53:01

They're cold blooded.

00:53:02

He probably exploded from fire.

00:53:04

It's a robot.

00:53:08

There is no blood.

00:53:10

You're so fucked.

00:53:11

All right.

00:53:12

Well, I mean, my turn is over.

00:53:14

Unless you give me another turn.

00:53:15

Can I also, can I also shoot a, can I also shoot an arrow?

00:53:19

No.

00:53:20

All right.

00:53:21

Great.

00:53:21

So the goal is seeing that there's this fire that started, started walking, starts walking

00:53:27

towards the fire.

00:53:28

He's attracted to fire?

00:53:30

Yeah.

00:53:31

Yeah.

00:53:31

The lizard?

00:53:33

Yeah.

00:53:33

That seems unnecessarily punitive.

00:53:35

He's coming for you.

00:53:41

You're fucked.

00:53:42

I was about, it was going to happen either way.

00:53:44

Buster Bear goes and takes care of this commoner.

00:53:51

sexually.

00:53:52

Now the, Billy the beaver starts attacking.

00:53:58

The fire.

00:53:59

The barricade.

00:54:02

No.

00:54:03

Go away.

00:54:05

Which is now significantly weakened by fire.

00:54:07

Also, they're impervious to fire and attracted to it.

00:54:13

Do something.

00:54:14

Do something.

00:54:14

I did something.

00:54:17

I lit it on fire.

00:54:18

Oh, the, the beaver knocks away the table.

00:54:24

Uh-huh.

00:54:25

That's on fire.

00:54:27

Spreading the fire elsewhere.

00:54:28

All right.

00:54:29

And also ruining our chance at asphyxiation, which was my backup plan.

00:54:36

You didn't complete the fort.

00:54:38

Yeah, but you could, you could always die of smoke.

00:54:42

Real way.

00:54:44

He kind of did.

00:54:44

And you still can die, even though the fire's away.

00:54:47

But, really, in a sense, the fort was inside of us the whole time.

00:54:55

The fort was the friends we made along the way.

00:55:00

It was metaphorical, you see.

00:55:02

I blast, yeah, so we're wide open, right?

00:55:06

Yeah.

00:55:08

All right.

00:55:08

Raya Frost, hardcore right now.

00:55:11

It's going to put the fire out.

00:55:13

I didn't say it was a good idea.

00:55:17

It's all I've got.

00:55:20

All right.

00:55:21

That and my speed.

00:55:23

You have speed?

00:55:25

No.

00:55:27

No.

00:55:29

All right.

00:55:33

Against who?

00:55:34

The buggy, whoever's right in front of me.

00:55:40

That is Thomas T. Toad.

00:55:48

Yeah, Thomas T. Toad is getting flayed or frozen.

00:55:52

Okay, so go ahead and roll a d20.

00:55:54

Slash.

00:55:57

Also, since he's an amphibian, I think this should get extra.

00:56:03

It should get extra.

00:56:04

Because, you know, amphibians.

00:56:05

We tried that already.

00:56:06

It turns out he's actually a robot.

00:56:08

All right.

00:56:10

But, okay.

00:56:11

So, since he's a robot and robots move slower because of the cold, I think I should have an extra.

00:56:16

But he's also on fire.

00:56:17

So.

00:56:18

No, no, he's not.

00:56:19

He could be.

00:56:20

He's not.

00:56:21

I'm telling you, he's not.

00:56:25

He is frozen.

00:56:27

And.

00:56:29

I think that's what happens.

00:56:30

Oh, my God.

00:56:31

Robots hate.

00:56:32

Okay, roll.

00:56:33

Roll one.

00:56:33

One d8.

00:56:34

That guy we talked to already die.

00:56:42

Oh, boy.

00:56:44

Oh, boy.

00:56:47

You leave.

00:56:48

All right.

00:56:51

Then, as soon as you do that, you lose your invisibility.

00:56:54

Oh, come on.

00:56:56

As soon as you cast a spell, you lose your invisibility.

00:56:58

Is that true?

00:56:59

Yes.

00:57:00

What was that invisibility doing you anyway?

00:57:06

Keeping me safe.

00:57:09

For how long?

00:57:12

I'm going to remember this.

00:57:13

I'm going invisible next time.

00:57:15

I'm not helping.

00:57:15

I'm so mad.

00:57:18

At me?

00:57:19

At such pain as bullshit.

00:57:20

No, I'm mad at my magic.

00:57:21

I don't even believe in magic.

00:57:22

I'm mad at my magic.

00:57:24

It's so stupid and the rules are so dumb.

00:57:27

This game is stupid.

00:57:28

Yeah, well.

00:57:29

I cast fire.

00:57:32

Oh, piggy wiggle.

00:57:33

Piggy wiggle butt takes out.

00:57:35

He's at that table full.

00:57:39

Or with that guy that was asking.

00:57:42

Your questions.

00:57:42

The wiggle butt.

00:57:44

They're talking.

00:57:45

Talking to you.

00:57:46

He's the.

00:57:47

Orc.

00:57:48

Oh.

00:57:50

I'm sure he'll do okay.

00:57:51

Over here.

00:57:52

And he kills like.

00:57:54

I don't know.

00:57:55

This guy's cousin or something.

00:57:56

All right.

00:57:58

His cousin.

00:57:58

Oh, because we can tell because of the resemblance.

00:58:01

Yeah.

00:58:02

Okay.

00:58:02

So after you're just getting blasted with a ray of frost.

00:58:06

Namaste Toad attacks.

00:58:18

Who?

00:58:19

No.

00:58:20

Leave me alone.

00:58:22

He's invisible.

00:58:23

Trying to hide behind something and pretend to be invisible.

00:58:29

Fire.

00:58:31

What's your AC.

00:58:33

Uh.

00:58:36

Uh.

00:58:36

12.

00:58:37

I think they're upgraded.

00:58:38

Yeah.

00:58:39

I think it's 15.

00:58:40

Yeah.

00:58:41

So it does not hit you.

00:58:42

Yay!

00:58:43

It is.

00:58:46

Tiger's turn.

00:58:46

17 AC.

00:58:48

That's pretty cool.

00:58:49

Uh.

00:58:49

No.

00:58:50

I don't think it's 17.

00:58:51

I think it's 15.

00:58:51

Can I more fire?

00:58:54

Uh.

00:58:56

I have 12 plus 5 on my notes from the 25th.

00:58:59

So.

00:58:59

12 plus 5.

00:59:02

Oh.

00:59:03

I don't right here.

00:59:05

For my armor class.

00:59:06

I'm just saying.

00:59:07

If you want to make it 15.

00:59:08

I don't care that much.

00:59:09

I'm just letting you know that.

00:59:10

I don't think it's plus 5.

00:59:16

17 seems really high.

00:59:17

I don't.

00:59:18

I don't care that much.

00:59:20

If you want to lower it.

00:59:20

I think.

00:59:21

I think 15 is.

00:59:22

Uh.

00:59:23

As birds should be at.

00:59:25

Yeah.

00:59:26

Well I think it's bullshit.

00:59:27

What are you going to do with more fire?

00:59:30

I don't know.

00:59:31

I don't even know what that means.

00:59:33

Uh.

00:59:34

I will shoot an arrow.

00:59:36

Okay.

00:59:39

Into Jerry.

00:59:41

No.

00:59:42

Into uh.

00:59:43

The.

00:59:44

You can.

00:59:44

Yeah.

00:59:45

I know I can.

00:59:46

I can do anything.

00:59:47

I'm going to shoot.

00:59:49

I'm going to shoot the.

00:59:50

Oh man.

00:59:51

I can't remember.

00:59:51

Oh the bear.

00:59:52

Billy big.

00:59:53

Billy the bed.

00:59:54

Bed bear.

00:59:55

Billy beaver.

00:59:56

Billy beaver.

00:59:57

Bear.

00:59:57

Okay.

00:59:58

Uh.

01:00:09

16.

01:00:11

16.

01:00:11

Okay.

01:00:12

That hits.

01:00:12

So roll your d10.

01:00:14

Plus three.

01:00:17

Surely.

01:00:21

It is dead.

01:00:22

He just looks really pissed off now.

01:00:26

He was really pissed off before.

01:00:27

Right.

01:00:29

Right.

01:00:34

Do so.

01:00:35

Layla the lizard.

01:00:37

Is standing on the side of the booth.

01:00:50

The top is open because he never completed it.

01:00:53

Okay.

01:00:54

I know.

01:00:55

You keep telling me that.

01:00:55

It is on fire as well.

01:00:57

No.

01:00:58

The fire was pushed away.

01:00:59

This is a raging.

01:01:00

Inferno.

01:01:02

Of.

01:01:03

Protection.

01:01:03

Layla the wizard.

01:01:05

Reaches down.

01:01:06

And takes a.

01:01:07

Swipe at.

01:01:09

Jerry.

01:01:09

No.

01:01:10

But since it's behind like a covering.

01:01:13

It's going to have disadvantage.

01:01:14

Yes.

01:01:15

Yeah.

01:01:17

There's the fire protection for you.

01:01:22

You can thank me later.

01:01:23

Oh.

01:01:29

You got lucky.

01:01:30

So.

01:01:31

The first hit does not.

01:01:33

Happen.

01:01:34

Or.

01:01:34

Because it's.

01:01:36

With disadvantage.

01:01:37

So.

01:01:37

The 10 does not hit you.

01:01:40

That's because I'm so.

01:01:42

Agile.

01:01:42

And.

01:01:43

Swift.

01:01:43

Invisible.

01:01:44

Told you.

01:01:45

And what?

01:01:46

You're visible.

01:01:47

Remember?

01:01:48

Oh yeah.

01:01:48

No.

01:01:49

I thought you said I was invisible.

01:01:51

I was like.

01:01:52

I'm so fast.

01:01:53

I'm almost invisible.

01:01:54

You can't see me.

01:01:55

I mean.

01:01:55

It's just like.

01:01:56

All right.

01:01:58

Buster the bear starts walking to the other side of the.

01:02:00

Of the booth.

01:02:01

That you guys are at.

01:02:02

But does not get there.

01:02:04

This is going great.

01:02:06

The owl bear.

01:02:07

Sorry.

01:02:08

Billy Beaver takes a swing at.

01:02:12

Summer.

01:02:12

Wait.

01:02:14

That's me.

01:02:14

Yes.

01:02:16

What's he so pissed off about?

01:02:20

I assume.

01:02:22

10 does not hit your AC.

01:02:24

He doesn't have a.

01:02:25

He doesn't have a plus or anything?

01:02:26

Maybe we'll become the.

01:02:30

No.

01:02:31

My AC is 4.

01:02:32

The robot.

01:02:32

The robot.

01:02:32

Like we did last time we died.

01:02:34

Oh.

01:02:34

We came back as the.

01:02:36

The bizarros.

01:02:37

Yeah.

01:02:38

So maybe we'll just come back as robots this time.

01:02:41

Who knows?

01:02:41

You're right.

01:02:43

No.

01:02:44

We should.

01:02:45

What?

01:02:46

No additional.

01:02:47

Okay.

01:02:48

So my.

01:02:49

No.

01:02:50

It does not hit.

01:02:51

Great.

01:02:51

Okay.

01:02:52

Excellent.

01:02:52

Good job armor.

01:02:54

Boo.

01:02:56

Your turn.

01:02:57

Ray of frost.

01:03:00

At everything.

01:03:01

It can only hit one.

01:03:03

One creature.

01:03:04

All right.

01:03:05

It's going to hit the one creature.

01:03:06

Hit last time.

01:03:07

Tommy T.

01:03:10

Toad.

01:03:10

Yeah.

01:03:11

Tommy T.

01:03:12

Bode.

01:03:12

Chode.

01:03:13

One D20.

01:03:16

One D20.

01:03:17

That does not hit.

01:03:22

Plus six.

01:03:23

It's plus six.

01:03:25

Probably.

01:03:26

No.

01:03:32

It doesn't get anything.

01:03:33

Plus seven.

01:03:34

No.

01:03:36

Your ray of frost just.

01:03:38

Spits out a snowball.

01:03:39

And it.

01:03:39

Melts with the fire.

01:03:41

That's going on around it.

01:03:42

The more I think about it.

01:03:44

The more.

01:03:45

I think that.

01:03:46

That fire.

01:03:46

May have been a bad idea.

01:03:47

I wish I had fireball.

01:03:51

You would become insufferable.

01:03:54

If you had fireball.

01:03:55

So then.

01:03:57

Now.

01:03:58

It.

01:03:58

Is.

01:03:59

Piggy.

01:04:00

Piggy.

01:04:00

Uh.

01:04:01

Piggy wiggle butt.

01:04:03

And.

01:04:05

He.

01:04:06

Attacks.

01:04:06

The wife of that guy.

01:04:07

That.

01:04:09

You were talking to.

01:04:10

Oh man.

01:04:10

And kills her.

01:04:11

He's just slaughtering his entire family in front of him.

01:04:13

Oh.

01:04:15

It escalated pretty quickly from distant cousin to wife.

01:04:18

Yeah.

01:04:20

Um.

01:04:23

Who's the old.

01:04:25

Oh yeah.

01:04:27

Tommy Tito attacks.

01:04:28

Attacks.

01:04:30

Uh.

01:04:30

Who?

01:04:31

No.

01:04:35

I told you not to use ray of frost.

01:04:36

I have nothing else.

01:04:39

All right.

01:04:41

I assume that does not hit.

01:04:42

Would you like a sword?

01:04:44

I'd like to die already.

01:04:47

Tiger.

01:04:52

Yeah.

01:04:53

What?

01:04:53

Your turn.

01:04:54

All right.

01:04:55

I will shoot my wad.

01:04:57

At the beaver.

01:05:00

Okay.

01:05:01

All right.

01:05:02

Well.

01:05:12

That's not good.

01:05:13

No.

01:05:14

It is not.

01:05:14

Uh.

01:05:16

As you.

01:05:17

And.

01:05:17

Because it is a.

01:05:18

A critical failure.

01:05:19

Yeah.

01:05:20

Crit.

01:05:21

Crit.

01:05:21

Crit.

01:05:22

Crit.

01:05:23

Crit.

01:05:23

You.

01:05:25

When you shoot.

01:05:26

You fall down.

01:05:27

On your back.

01:05:28

With your head.

01:05:29

Towards.

01:05:29

The beaver.

01:05:31

Should I fall on the beaver?

01:05:34

No.

01:05:35

Just right in front of it.

01:05:37

Oh.

01:05:37

Can I.

01:05:40

Give my sword.

01:05:42

To Jerry.

01:05:43

No.

01:05:44

You're on the ground.

01:05:45

Okay.

01:05:46

You already used your turn.

01:05:47

Jerry.

01:05:48

I have a sword.

01:05:49

You should take it from me.

01:05:52

It's not my turn.

01:05:54

I always wanted you to have it.

01:05:55

I will take it.

01:05:57

And.

01:05:58

In.

01:05:58

Like three or four turns.

01:06:00

I know you're going to do Ray of Frost again.

01:06:05

I'm going to Ray of Frost the sword.

01:06:08

And see if that helps.

01:06:10

It's not going to help.

01:06:12

It helps in video games.

01:06:15

Does it?

01:06:16

Okay.

01:06:16

So the ghoul took.

01:06:18

Another swipe at.

01:06:20

Boo.

01:06:22

But did not hit.

01:06:23

Ha.

01:06:24

Because I'm so clever.

01:06:26

And swift.

01:06:27

And wily.

01:06:28

And then.

01:06:29

And I am very wily.

01:06:33

And Buster the bear.

01:06:34

Finish.

01:06:35

Finishes.

01:06:36

Surrounding the other side of the.

01:06:37

All right.

01:06:39

So what you're saying is.

01:06:40

Where.

01:06:41

We do have money.

01:06:42

I have a Fabergé spider.

01:06:44

Give them the.

01:06:46

Fabergé.

01:06:47

What?

01:06:48

No.

01:06:50

I have it written down here specifically.

01:06:52

It says plus dead spider.

01:06:54

In parentheses.

01:06:55

Fabergé.

01:06:55

I think we were just joking about that.

01:06:59

I know.

01:07:00

I never joke about this.

01:07:02

I don't even know what that means.

01:07:05

Fabergé.

01:07:07

The dead.

01:07:07

The dead spider.

01:07:09

Is made of Fabergé.

01:07:11

Was worth a lot of money.

01:07:12

But we were joking that it was made out of.

01:07:14

It was Fabergé.

01:07:15

So it's worth a lot of money.

01:07:16

Worth a lot of money.

01:07:18

Yeah.

01:07:18

Okay.

01:07:19

I don't really care if it's Fabergé.

01:07:20

Because that would make it fragile.

01:07:21

I think that's what Fabergé means.

01:07:23

Fabergé.

01:07:25

Fragé.

01:07:26

Quick.

01:07:26

Offer him a spider.

01:07:27

I don't have any spiders.

01:07:30

You're the one who has spiders.

01:07:31

I have nothing.

01:07:32

I am going to sleep now.

01:07:34

Oh my God.

01:07:35

Please wake me up when this is over.

01:07:36

And I'm dead.

01:07:37

Oh that one was a 20.

01:07:39

That was a critical hit.

01:07:40

Yeah.

01:07:41

Why were you rolling with disadvantage?

01:07:43

No.

01:07:44

He was rolling with advantage.

01:07:45

Yeah.

01:07:46

That's worse.

01:07:47

That's not lucky.

01:07:48

That's the opposite of lucky.

01:07:50

So he pounces on you.

01:07:55

And starts licking me.

01:07:58

Let's see.

01:07:58

Like a puppy.

01:07:59

He was.

01:08:01

It was going great.

01:08:05

This is how I always wanted to die.

01:08:09

Underneath a table.

01:08:11

In a bar named Shenanigans.

01:08:13

So you take seven plus five.

01:08:23

You take 12 damage.

01:08:24

All right.

01:08:27

So I'm.

01:08:31

Oh it is your turn.

01:08:32

Should I do summer?

01:08:36

Take my sword.

01:08:37

Can I take his sword?

01:08:40

Sure.

01:08:41

It's strapped to my bag.

01:08:43

I take his sword and I swing it wildly.

01:08:47

Because I don't know what I'm doing.

01:08:48

Don't tell her that.

01:08:50

Well that should give me an advantage.

01:08:52

No.

01:08:54

It definitely does not give you an advantage.

01:08:56

It's luck.

01:08:57

I have.

01:08:58

It's dumb luck.

01:08:59

It's like this is what happens in these things.

01:09:01

Where I all of a sudden just by blindly swinging this thing around.

01:09:04

And then I win.

01:09:06

But of course now that I've said something.

01:09:08

Beginner's luck.

01:09:09

Yeah.

01:09:11

Beginner's luck.

01:09:12

That's what they call it.

01:09:13

Yeah.

01:09:13

You have to give me beginner's luck.

01:09:14

It's the law.

01:09:15

Just tell me what the roll.

01:09:18

To be your d20.

01:09:26

The attack bonus is four.

01:09:27

Now if he doesn't know how to use it.

01:09:30

It's supposed to.

01:09:31

Really?

01:09:33

So it's eight.

01:09:34

It doesn't hit.

01:09:35

Fuck.

01:09:36

Fuck.

01:09:40

It is.

01:09:44

Who is that?

01:09:46

Summer.

01:09:47

I think I need a butt.

01:09:48

Good evening.

01:09:48

Good evening.

01:09:49

Yeah.

01:09:51

But you swung wildly.

01:09:52

I saw it.

01:09:53

You did.

01:09:54

It was disgusting.

01:09:56

Piggy.

01:09:57

Piggy Wigglebutt.

01:09:58

Decides to attack this guy's son.

01:10:01

And kill him.

01:10:02

Wow.

01:10:03

That's.

01:10:04

That's quite an escalation.

01:10:06

Yes.

01:10:07

Yeah.

01:10:07

We were doing so well before.

01:10:09

No.

01:10:10

I mean.

01:10:11

His family is being decimated in front of him.

01:10:13

He's got a family.

01:10:15

Damn it.

01:10:15

He has a family.

01:10:17

That's the first time he's seen him die.

01:10:19

Oh.

01:10:20

So he's bored.

01:10:21

I guess.

01:10:22

So he's handling it well.

01:10:25

I mean.

01:10:28

In a way.

01:10:28

We're immortal.

01:10:29

Yeah.

01:10:32

But dying really hurts.

01:10:33

Yeah.

01:10:35

But.

01:10:35

Not existing hurts more.

01:10:38

I don't know if you.

01:10:41

I don't know if that's true.

01:10:42

That's true.

01:10:43

We're getting way beyond this game.

01:10:45

With that kind of conversation.

01:10:46

man.

01:10:47

So the ogre.

01:10:50

Or not the ogre.

01:10:51

Oh.

01:10:55

Tommy T.

01:10:56

Toad.

01:10:56

He uses his webby hands.

01:11:00

And he hits you.

01:11:03

Because it's plus six.

01:11:04

Oh.

01:11:05

So it'd be 17.

01:11:06

And it is.

01:11:10

Does it make a really funny slapping sound?

01:11:13

Like a slipping sound?

01:11:17

It does.

01:11:18

It makes it really.

01:11:19

So it's two plus.

01:11:22

15.

01:11:24

Oh.

01:11:25

Six damage.

01:11:32

Okay.

01:11:32

Tiger.

01:11:33

Your turn.

01:11:33

All right.

01:11:34

Uh.

01:11:34

Yeah.

01:11:36

I will shoot at.

01:11:37

The beaver.

01:11:38

Because I'm mad at him.

01:11:39

You are prone.

01:11:41

The beaver.

01:11:43

What are my.

01:11:43

What are my options?

01:11:46

I mean.

01:11:47

I guess you can shoot.

01:11:48

Try to shoot from the ground.

01:11:49

But you're going to do it at disadvantage.

01:11:50

Well.

01:11:51

Can I get up and shoot?

01:11:52

You can.

01:11:54

Yeah.

01:11:57

I think you can get up and shoot.

01:11:59

I feel like you have a.

01:12:01

You can move and.

01:12:02

You have a maneuver and an action.

01:12:04

But.

01:12:05

Yeah.

01:12:06

That's also Star Wars.

01:12:07

So I don't know if it's the same or not.

01:12:08

I think you can.

01:12:13

All right.

01:12:14

Well I'm going to do it.

01:12:15

Before you have a chance to look it up.

01:12:16

Okay.

01:12:16

Okay.

01:12:17

It's not like this is going to.

01:12:21

Wildly shift the balance in my favor.

01:12:24

Or does it?

01:12:29

Yeah.

01:12:32

The beaver explodes.

01:12:36

No one deep time.

01:12:38

That beaver better explode.

01:12:43

All over this place.

01:12:45

Zero.

01:12:50

Nice.

01:12:50

13.

01:12:51

I thought the same thing.

01:12:56

And then I realized.

01:12:57

Nope.

01:12:57

That's a 10.

01:12:58

All right.

01:12:59

Great.

01:12:59

So the beaver.

01:13:00

It explodes in a fine mist of red and fire.

01:13:04

No.

01:13:06

He's still alive.

01:13:07

He's still alive?

01:13:12

After 13 damage?

01:13:13

After already hitting him twice?

01:13:15

Yes.

01:13:16

All right.

01:13:17

I'm just going to lay down.

01:13:18

Welcome.

01:13:20

I have a shirt.

01:13:22

And a blanket.

01:13:23

If I lay down flat enough.

01:13:26

I hope they think I'm a rug.

01:13:28

All right.

01:13:31

So the ghoul reaches over.

01:13:34

Or it swipes at cure.

01:13:36

Oh my god.

01:13:40

Torcure.

01:13:45

Torcure.

01:13:51

16.

01:13:51

16.

01:13:51

So that does hit your.

01:13:53

Hit you.

01:13:54

But very softly.

01:13:55

Like barely even a touch.

01:13:58

Yes.

01:13:59

Because he was.

01:14:01

Because I was perfectly hidden as a.

01:14:05

And still.

01:14:07

As a blanket.

01:14:08

Oh.

01:14:10

See.

01:14:10

I'm not the only one that does it.

01:14:11

No.

01:14:12

Except I'm the first one to.

01:14:13

But.

01:14:14

A question mark.

01:14:15

Which.

01:14:17

Actually.

01:14:17

I think by the rules.

01:14:18

Negates it.

01:14:19

And now.

01:14:19

We get bonus.

01:14:20

Points.

01:14:21

Eight damage.

01:14:23

Two.

01:14:25

Here is.

01:14:26

Dead.

01:14:27

Yeah.

01:14:29

Dead.

01:14:29

Yes.

01:14:30

Wait.

01:14:33

Is he dead?

01:14:33

Yeah.

01:14:34

I thought he had.

01:14:35

Four.

01:14:35

I thought he had a lot higher health.

01:14:36

You had 14.

01:14:37

And then you got hit last time.

01:14:39

Or.

01:14:40

Oh yeah.

01:14:40

Or something.

01:14:41

And that last one brought you down to.

01:14:43

Zero.

01:14:44

I died.

01:14:45

So now it is the.

01:14:49

Old bots.

01:14:49

Died of bots.

01:14:52

So the buster bear.

01:14:54

Let's see.

01:15:02

It's going to hit summer with this.

01:15:07

His banjo.

01:15:08

Yeah.

01:15:09

Yeah.

01:15:12

But does he know I'm laying down?

01:15:15

But you're not.

01:15:17

No I'm not.

01:15:18

I'm standing defiantly.

01:15:20

Proudly.

01:15:22

You're so brave.

01:15:26

15 hit your AC.

01:15:31

I'm so dead.

01:15:32

I'm so dead.

01:15:32

I'm so dead.

01:15:32

Well.

01:15:33

It says 14.

01:15:34

But you said that.

01:15:35

Boo had plussed up.

01:15:37

I don't.

01:15:39

I think.

01:15:40

I don't have a note.

01:15:41

Oh wait.

01:15:41

I got you on 15 too.

01:15:43

You have me on 15?

01:15:45

Yeah.

01:15:46

I would think that mine is higher though.

01:15:49

Because it was higher before.

01:15:57

Let's see.

01:15:57

15.

01:15:59

I'm trying to see if I have a note here.

01:16:01

Let's look.

01:16:03

When I told Boo this was 15.

01:16:05

I was looking at your sheet.

01:16:06

Always leave a note.

01:16:08

Always leave a note.

01:16:10

That's why you always leave a note.

01:16:14

I'm trying to see if I got.

01:16:16

Always leave a note.

01:16:19

I don't have any notes of it.

01:16:21

I would think my digital.

01:16:24

Character sheet would have it in there.

01:16:26

I was trying to keep that up.

01:16:28

Here.

01:16:28

Level three.

01:16:29

Also I'm a level three.

01:16:33

You said I was level two earlier.

01:16:37

Yeah I did.

01:16:38

So I should have.

01:16:40

Had one extra.

01:16:41

You were pretty much maxed up.

01:16:45

No I was actually.

01:16:47

I think you were one shot.

01:16:48

Yeah.

01:16:49

I've got your armor class written down as 14.

01:16:52

Alright.

01:16:53

Well.

01:16:55

It's 14 then.

01:16:57

Because.

01:16:57

If I really.

01:16:59

Was paying attention.

01:17:00

Then I wouldn't.

01:17:01

I would know better.

01:17:02

So.

01:17:03

You wouldn't be so ornery.

01:17:05

Yeah.

01:17:07

So.

01:17:08

It hits you then right?

01:17:09

Yeah.

01:17:10

Okay.

01:17:12

So.

01:17:12

Yeah.

01:17:13

Two.

01:17:15

Yeah.

01:17:18

I'm so dead.

01:17:21

And I'm loving it.

01:17:23

Just like the movie.

01:17:24

I think.

01:17:27

It's incredibly painful.

01:17:28

So.

01:17:29

From what I've heard.

01:17:31

I'm already dead.

01:17:32

It doesn't matter.

01:17:33

So you are down to three health then.

01:17:35

No.

01:17:37

Yeah.

01:17:39

No.

01:17:40

Because.

01:17:40

No.

01:17:40

Because plus six.

01:17:41

I was at 24.

01:17:42

Okay.

01:17:44

Minus 12.

01:17:45

I was at 12.

01:17:46

Minus seven.

01:17:48

Oh.

01:17:49

It's not.

01:17:50

Minus nine.

01:17:50

It's nine.

01:17:51

Oh.

01:17:51

I didn't see the plus two.

01:17:52

Okay.

01:17:52

Yeah.

01:17:54

So three.

01:17:54

So you're at three.

01:17:55

All right.

01:17:56

That was the.

01:17:58

So the.

01:17:58

Now it's the owlbear's turn.

01:17:59

Or not the owlbear.

01:18:00

It was at the beaver.

01:18:01

Oh.

01:18:02

The beaver.

01:18:02

My bestest friend in the whole world.

01:18:04

Yes.

01:18:05

Wait.

01:18:08

Oh.

01:18:09

So we went back.

01:18:10

We were already up at the top.

01:18:11

Yeah.

01:18:12

I.

01:18:13

You went.

01:18:15

To stand up and shoot.

01:18:17

Right.

01:18:18

And then it was the other person's turn.

01:18:20

Oh.

01:18:20

I was thinking it was Boo's turn when he died.

01:18:22

But obviously.

01:18:23

No.

01:18:23

He just died.

01:18:24

You can die in anyone's turn.

01:18:26

Yeah.

01:18:27

Yeah.

01:18:27

You do not have to wait for your turn to meet your demise.

01:18:30

All right.

01:18:31

Okay.

01:18:33

Can I go.

01:18:36

So the owlbear decides to.

01:18:38

Not the owlbear.

01:18:39

Billy beaver.

01:18:41

Decides to attack you.

01:18:43

Hug me.

01:18:43

With love.

01:18:44

His giant.

01:18:45

Teeth.

01:18:46

Okay.

01:18:48

That is a 20.

01:19:03

So I assume that hits.

01:19:06

Well.

01:19:06

Yeah.

01:19:07

Yeah.

01:19:08

Yeah.

01:19:09

That is 13.

01:19:17

That's higher than three.

01:19:19

It is.

01:19:20

You are both dead.

01:19:21

And loving it.

01:19:26

I'm not loving it.

01:19:28

And then all of a sudden you guys wake up.

01:19:31

And you had just re-entered.

01:19:33

Or you had just entered the.

01:19:35

The restaurant.

01:19:37

But now at least.

01:19:39

I get appetizers.

01:19:42

Or we have 12 hours.

01:19:44

We.

01:19:45

You have 12 hours to prepare.

01:19:47

Can.

01:19:53

I.

01:19:54

If you would like to stop it there.

01:19:55

And maybe we can.

01:19:57

You can talk about what your plans are.

01:20:00

What can we do?

01:20:02

I'm going to be completely honest.

01:20:03

I have no idea what we could do.

01:20:04

I mean.

01:20:05

I tried everything.

01:20:06

Me too.

01:20:09

Oh.

01:20:11

You tried turning invisible.

01:20:12

And that was it.

01:20:13

That's.

01:20:14

I mean.

01:20:15

We tried.

01:20:16

To be fair.

01:20:17

To be fair.

01:20:18

To be fair.

01:20:20

I went in with like.

01:20:21

No.

01:20:22

No.

01:20:22

No other magic.

01:20:23

You know.

01:20:25

I had nothing else I could use.

01:20:27

And I already tried running away once.

01:20:29

I mean.

01:20:30

What else was I supposed to do?

01:20:31

And his spells are all gone now?

01:20:33

All right.

01:20:34

Well.

01:20:34

This is.

01:20:35

This is what I'll do.

01:20:36

So you wake up.

01:20:37

From dying.

01:20:38

And it's all a bad dream.

01:20:40

Completely refreshed.

01:20:42

So it's like you had just taken a long nap.

01:20:44

Cool.

01:20:46

We can do that.

01:20:47

Okay.

01:20:48

All right.

01:20:49

So that.

01:20:50

That helps.

01:20:51

In one way.

01:20:52

Although I started with 24 before.

01:20:54

Well.

01:20:55

I mean.

01:20:56

I don't.

01:20:58

I don't want to.

01:20:59

Like.

01:21:00

Cheat the game too much.

01:21:01

But.

01:21:01

Like.

01:21:04

Obviously.

01:21:05

It did not seem like those animatronics.

01:21:07

Were interested in talking to us at all.

01:21:09

There was like no way around it from that.

01:21:11

No.

01:21:13

There is.

01:21:14

This is straight up just a battle.

01:21:16

Yes.

01:21:17

Okay.

01:21:20

And.

01:21:21

Doing the fortifications didn't seem to help.

01:21:24

In the slightest.

01:21:25

It.

01:21:28

Kind of did.

01:21:29

It gave us one extra turn.

01:21:32

Maybe.

01:21:33

Yes.

01:21:33

But.

01:21:36

You have a whole restaurant.

01:21:38

To try to do something in these 12 hours.

01:21:46

Okay.

01:21:47

Well.

01:21:48

I say we.

01:21:49

Gather up the people.

01:21:50

And the pebbles.

01:21:51

And we make a good fight for it.

01:21:53

They did not seem to be interested in.

01:21:55

Working with us either.

01:21:57

They kind of shoot us away.

01:21:58

Well.

01:21:58

We only had two hours.

01:21:59

You didn't really try talking to them.

01:22:01

That's.

01:22:02

We only had two hours.

01:22:03

You.

01:22:03

You.

01:22:03

You.

01:22:03

You.

01:22:04

You.

01:22:04

You.

01:22:04

You.

01:22:04

You didn't try convincing them.

01:22:06

To help you fight.

01:22:06

I mean.

01:22:09

I thought.

01:22:10

We brought it up.

01:22:12

I.

01:22:14

I thought.

01:22:15

I thought.

01:22:15

I said.

01:22:16

Hey.

01:22:17

Are you guys interested in doing some sort of training montage?

01:22:19

Well.

01:22:22

Yeah.

01:22:22

But you only had two hours.

01:22:23

He's right.

01:22:24

You could have been fucked.

01:22:26

Well.

01:22:26

That's true.

01:22:26

But they.

01:22:27

Didn't seem interested.

01:22:28

Well.

01:22:30

I mean.

01:22:30

The guy had to get back to his family.

01:22:32

Yeah.

01:22:33

And what did that do for him?

01:22:34

Well.

01:22:36

It ended up in the same place as you did.

01:22:37

All right.

01:22:40

But just think.

01:22:43

You have a whole restaurant.

01:22:44

Yeah.

01:22:44

And people.

01:22:45

Although they.

01:22:46

Just.

01:22:47

They just.

01:22:47

Died.

01:22:48

They weren't putting up a fight.

01:22:52

Okay.

01:22:57

Well.

01:22:57

I figured it out.

01:22:59

Um.

01:23:01

Yeah.

01:23:02

I said.

01:23:02

We unite the peoples.

01:23:03

And attack.

01:23:04

With everything we've got.

01:23:06

And do I get all my magic back?

01:23:07

Yeah.

01:23:09

It's like a long rest.

01:23:09

Okay.

01:23:10

Cool.

01:23:10

Do I get all my arrows back?

01:23:12

Yeah.

01:23:13

It's like a long rest.

01:23:14

Yeah.

01:23:14

But.

01:23:15

Those don't give you arrows back.

01:23:16

Shut up.

01:23:18

What are you doing?

01:23:19

No.

01:23:20

So.

01:23:20

He would have did it.

01:23:22

You have been shooting a lot of arrows.

01:23:24

Well.

01:23:24

I mean.

01:23:24

I lost four arrows in that last battle.

01:23:27

I lost.

01:23:28

Four.

01:23:30

Arrows in the battle before the last.

01:23:33

And I just.

01:23:34

I think we agreed that I had ten arrows remaining.

01:23:36

Last session.

01:23:37

Okay.

01:23:37

So yeah.

01:23:38

You got ten.

01:23:38

All right.

01:23:40

So.

01:23:47

Boo.

01:23:47

You said use whatever you got.

01:23:49

Right?

01:23:49

For what?

01:23:52

You said unite all the people and use whatever we got.

01:23:54

Yes.

01:23:55

What do you got?

01:23:57

Chairs.

01:23:59

Okay.

01:24:00

Tables.

01:24:01

Yes.

01:24:02

Beer.

01:24:03

Can we dump beer on them?

01:24:04

Maybe.

01:24:06

All right.

01:24:08

Let's see.

01:24:08

Now we're getting some.

01:24:09

Dump beer on everybody.

01:24:11

It's not a frat party.

01:24:13

Maybe that's why we lost.

01:24:16

Because we're not treating it like a frat party.

01:24:18

Well.

01:24:18

Just think.

01:24:19

What do restaurants have?

01:24:20

Fire.

01:24:21

Right.

01:24:23

Fire.

01:24:24

Okay.

01:24:24

Knives.

01:24:27

Okay.

01:24:29

Um.

01:24:32

Glass.

01:24:33

Okay.

01:24:35

That's it.

01:24:37

Knives.

01:24:40

Fire and glass.

01:24:42

That's all a restaurant is to you.

01:24:44

I mean.

01:24:47

What?

01:24:47

Uh.

01:24:48

Well.

01:24:51

They don't have food.

01:24:52

Well.

01:24:55

What would you do with food?

01:24:56

Well.

01:24:57

If they don't have food.

01:24:58

Then I guess they don't have.

01:24:59

Like.

01:25:00

Oil.

01:25:01

I mean.

01:25:03

It's a restaurant.

01:25:04

Why wouldn't they?

01:25:05

Well.

01:25:06

Why wouldn't they have food?

01:25:07

So I guess we'd have to find out.

01:25:09

Whether or not they have oil.

01:25:10

Okay.

01:25:11

So that's something you can do.

01:25:13

Deep fry.

01:25:15

Stuff.

01:25:15

Deep fry.

01:25:17

Those motherfuckers.

01:25:19

Deep fry the knives and glass.

01:25:21

Yeah.

01:25:21

Yes.

01:25:21

Knives.

01:25:22

This is.

01:25:23

Deep fry beer.

01:25:25

Uh.

01:25:29

Toilets.

01:25:33

Okay.

01:25:34

Okay.

01:25:34

Electricity.

01:25:36

Yes.

01:25:39

Robots hate electricity.

01:25:40

Well.

01:25:41

They also love it.

01:25:42

They're pure.

01:25:43

Electricity.

01:25:45

Yeah.

01:25:45

But.

01:25:45

That's what they.

01:25:46

That's what they run on.

01:25:47

We don't know that.

01:25:48

There was no wires.

01:25:48

Okay.

01:25:51

Uh.

01:25:52

Are you sure?

01:25:53

Yeah.

01:25:54

I asked.

01:25:55

But they didn't say anything.

01:25:56

Perhaps they didn't hear me.

01:25:57

Um.

01:26:00

But you see.

01:26:00

You see what I'm getting at.

01:26:01

Right?

01:26:01

No.

01:26:04

What am I supposed to do with firing glass?

01:26:06

And.

01:26:07

And oil.

01:26:10

And oil.

01:26:11

And families.

01:26:12

It's like this.

01:26:14

There's a sketch with the.

01:26:15

That guy.

01:26:15

Uh.

01:26:16

Pete Holmes.

01:26:16

And he does like a.

01:26:17

Where he's like.

01:26:18

Uh.

01:26:18

Professor X.

01:26:19

And he's firing all the X-Men.

01:26:20

And he's yelling at Wolverine.

01:26:22

He's like.

01:26:23

Listen.

01:26:24

Our main enemy.

01:26:25

Is a man who controls metal.

01:26:27

What is.

01:26:29

What are you made out of?

01:26:30

What is your bone made out of?

01:26:31

He's like.

01:26:31

Metal.

01:26:32

It's like.

01:26:32

Do you see the problem here?

01:26:33

He's like.

01:26:34

Well I can just ride at him.

01:26:35

With my motorcycle.

01:26:35

And he's like.

01:26:36

Right.

01:26:37

What's the motorcycle made out of?

01:26:39

Tubes.

01:26:42

Glass.

01:26:42

I think it's.

01:26:49

What's going on here?

01:26:50

In this bar.

01:26:52

Glass.

01:26:52

And fire.

01:26:53

What can we do to.

01:26:54

Make something out of this?

01:26:56

Neon.

01:26:57

No neon.

01:27:00

Okay.

01:27:01

Flare.

01:27:04

Oh.

01:27:05

Oh.

01:27:06

That kind of flare.

01:27:07

Not like a flare gun flare.

01:27:08

No.

01:27:09

No like.

01:27:10

What do they call it in.

01:27:12

Office.

01:27:12

Or office space.

01:27:13

Thought it was flare.

01:27:17

I don't remember.

01:27:18

Flare.

01:27:18

Yeah.

01:27:19

Yeah.

01:27:19

Because her.

01:27:20

Bits of flare.

01:27:22

Suspenders didn't have enough flare.

01:27:24

She was in the wrong.

01:27:27

Yeah.

01:27:29

She had one button.

01:27:30

Yeah.

01:27:31

You know.

01:27:31

That's not enough.

01:27:32

She was a friend.

01:27:33

She's got a show.

01:27:34

What?

01:27:36

She was a friend.

01:27:38

The actress was a friend.

01:27:39

Yeah.

01:27:39

She was one of the friends.

01:27:41

She was.

01:27:41

All right.

01:27:42

So then we're going to have to think about.

01:27:44

How to build some sort of.

01:27:45

Adversarial robot.

01:27:49

Out of glass.

01:27:50

Knives.

01:27:51

And oil.

01:27:51

Okay.

01:27:57

And chairs.

01:27:59

We have chairs.

01:28:00

Don't forget.

01:28:00

We have chairs.

01:28:01

And toilets.

01:28:02

And toilets.

01:28:03

We're going to build ourselves.

01:28:04

Our own robot.

01:28:06

With blackjack.

01:28:07

And hookers.

01:28:07

So how long are we going to spend napping?

01:28:14

You just.

01:28:18

You feel like you just woke up refreshed.

01:28:20

I felt like the best sleep we've ever had.

01:28:24

Maybe.

01:28:25

Yes.

01:28:25

Because we should die again.

01:28:26

You were dead.

01:28:26

So.

01:28:27

So in a way.

01:28:28

We live forever.

01:28:30

No.

01:28:30

It was.

01:28:31

It was very painful.

01:28:32

Yeah.

01:28:33

But it's kind of like having your back cracked.

01:28:35

Right.

01:28:36

It like hurts a lot.

01:28:37

But it feels really good after.

01:28:38

Yeah.

01:28:41

But it still hurts a lot.

01:28:42

The whole time you're dying.

01:28:44

But I feel like a.

01:28:45

Fresh babe now.

01:28:47

Okay.

01:28:50

All right.

01:28:54

Talking about.

01:28:55

I'm reborn.

01:28:57

Like a fresh babe.

01:28:58

It's short for baby.

01:29:05

It's the same.

01:29:08

Length.

01:29:09

That's so fucking funny.

01:29:15

Oh.

01:29:16

Thank you.

01:29:17

Thank you.

Episode 7