- Crew of the Kahuna

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I think the last time it ended at there can only be one.

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There can only be one, and then did we start fighting?

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Yeah, that's ultimately...

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Do we look exact...

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I knew it!

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I knew it!

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Yes, everything about you is identical.

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All right, so they were even wearing the same clothes?

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Yep, same clothes.

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They both have all of their butt cheeks.

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I'm assuming since he's another, you know, Kier, Jerry type that, you know...

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Maybe he doesn't want to fight.

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We're going to hit it off real nice.

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Yeah, you guys should kiss.

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I probably ran into this guy at the...

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What's it called?

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The Jerry Bury?

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The take care.

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I'm pretty sure I might have seen this guy once or twice there.

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I'm giving the other summer some side-eye.

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Well, I mean, like this?

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I don't know.

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I can't do it.

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But my character can do it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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With stunning gusts.

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Does it work?

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Yeah.

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Does it have any effect?

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No.

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It's side-eye.

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What do you mean?

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No.

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Intimidation?

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The other summer notices and gets very mad.

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Does she make side-eye?

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Intimidation check?

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Are we locked in a battle of eyes?

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Except for she's side-eyeing the other Jerry.

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Oh.

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Me?

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Yeah.

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What did I do?

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Well, she already really dislikes her dad.

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So now there's two of them.

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She's not happy.

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Yeah, because he's a big bitch.

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How are you doing with your summer, other Jerry?

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She's been a real bitch this whole time.

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Oh, man.

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She lost half of her ass, and that's all she talked about the entire time until we got it.

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I know, right?

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It's because it's the only thing that's happened.

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She was just being so selfish.

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I give her free advice.

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She just constantly runs out of arrows.

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You know, I try teaching her magic tricks.

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She doesn't want to learn anything.

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Did yours also use her bow as a bat to hit an orb?

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No, she broke it.

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I know.

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That was such a stupid choice.

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Here's some free advice.

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I had to get her a new one.

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Get her a haircut.

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Quit being such a jerk.

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I had to get her a new one.

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It's better than the last one.

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Yeah, did she take, like, half of your win-ins from that game show?

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All right, that's it.

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We're fighting.

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Can I shoot the other Jerry?

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Got to roll for a man initiative.

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Okay, maybe we shouldn't fight.

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There can only be one.

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One what?

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One surviving group.

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Yeah, but what if my Jerry dies?

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One surviving of each of us.

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All right.

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All right, do you want me to take on your summer?

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I'll take on...

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You can take on my Jerry, because I can't hurt another...

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I can't hurt another Jerry Bear.

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We've seen that before.

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It does not end.

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It doesn't end.

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It doesn't end?

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It's very sad.

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What?

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Us fighting?

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Yeah, it just ends up us slapping each other, you know?

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And, you know...

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We ain't got all day.

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Yeah, we got to move on.

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You know, we got to get going.

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All right?

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So you take on that.

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I'll take on your summer.

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You take on my...

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Whoa, he follows me.

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Yeah, I got to...

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What's that?

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Oh, no.

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Yeah, you probably want to unlink one of them.

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I thought he was, like, just mimicking me, like...

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Oh, it's not linked.

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And they still move?

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They still both move at the same time?

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I think my thing's here.

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I'll be right back, guys, okay?

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Your lawnmower?

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I don't know how I'm going to do this.

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What?

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Keep track of, like, damage?

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Of which one?

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No, not damage.

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That's fine.

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But which...

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Oh, damage might be hard, too.

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Because I don't know if it'll take it out of both of them.

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Why don't you just put two blank characters in there?

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Okay.

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You know what you can do, Andy?

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You can copy and paste the character in the...

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On...

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Just...

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I think you can just duplicate it.

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If you hit Command-C and Command-V in the sidebar.

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And then change the name.

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Okay.

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Hold on.

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And they'll show up as different in the...

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So take them out of the initiative role?

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Yeah, we'll just have to redo the initiative role.

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Okay.

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No, and so the other tab where it's just the characters.

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The actor's directory.

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Let's just click on it.

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No?

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I think if you click on it, or right-click on it, you can hit Copy and Paste.

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That was what I said.

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If I use Control-C?

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I think so.

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It's been a little while since I did it.

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Oh.

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Oh, it's just on there.

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I thought...

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I thought I used to do that, though.

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Try right-clicking on it again.

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Sometimes it takes a little while for it to pop up.

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The menu.

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But nothing shows up.

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No.

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I mean, there's a menu that shows up, but I can't.

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It's not...

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There's no copy.

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Oh, I can duplicate.

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Yeah, do duplicate.

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Oh, okay.

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Then it shows up as copy.

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Yeah, make sure that...

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Yeah, then you can just change the name to whatever.

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Or you can just keep a copy.

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It actually works in this case.

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Yeah.

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You can also...

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If you click on their token, you can change it...

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Or if you double-right-click on it, you can change their portrait, the picture.

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Change the picture to mirrored, so they're backwards.

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I don't know if that helps or not.

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I guess it doesn't matter.

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We're not going to be moving around a lot, but...

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If I right-click on it?

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Yeah.

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If you double-right-click on it, you get the token options.

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Yeah.

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I thought that...

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Oh.

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I thought at the same spot where you select the picture, there's like a mirrored option.

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It's like a checkbox, I think.

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Oh, okay.

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I might be misremembering.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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Okay.

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It doesn't really matter.

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We're not going to get confused.

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And the initiative will have the names, so...

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Hey, there's a lock rotation button on there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but it's not the default, so you have to change it every time.

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Okay, I found the...

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Oh.

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I can see Jerry's is backwards now.

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Yeah.

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I'm not sure if that helps or hurts, but...

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It's going to make it probably so much worse.

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Yeah.

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Well, there's words in the background of mine, so I can see that it's backwards.

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No, see?

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When I added it to the initiative, it just says...

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It doesn't say copy.

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You might have to change the token name.

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It's very confusing.

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There's a name of the character, and then there's a name of the token.

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So I don't remember exactly where it is, but it's on a different tab.

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Or you have to hit, like, token options or something.

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I haven't done it in a little while.

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There you go.

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Okay, there we go.

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I got it.

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That would always trip me up, because I would not change the name of the token when I would

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copy over.

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Because I would copy over, like, a generic character and then forget to change the token name, and

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then it would show up as a generic character instead of whatever.

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Or it would have, like, the person's actual name.

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I think that happened, like, once.

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I think actually it said butt radar decoy.

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I think you guys saw that.

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I don't remember seeing it.

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Oh, because you were surprised.

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I was very angry.

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Well, you were supposed to be angry.

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I was so, so angry.

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I was so angry.

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So how are we going to get out of this pickle?

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Oh, but the tokens on the initiative aren't backwards.

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No, they're not.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, I wonder why that is.

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Why don't you play some battle music?

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Because I don't have any loaded up.

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Take some from the Star Wars one.

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How do I do that?

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It's just a folder, isn't it?

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I had music.

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You might have to go up a few folders into Kahuna,

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because I think you have your own folder for this one.

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I'm sorry, guys.

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It's all right.

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Andy's looking for some battle music.

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I have some really good ones in there.

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Did you find it, or?

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I can't tell.

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Go.

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Go.

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Play.

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Tiger, what do you prefer?

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Clean-shaven Andy or bearded Andy?

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I like when he gets the really gnarly, disgusting beard.

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The kind where he just sneezes into it.

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Yeah, where it's got like crumbs and shit in it.

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Little bits of chicken fingers.

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Chicken fingers.

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That was only one time.

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Did you find it, Andy?

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I don't know if you're...

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, I don't want to see the name of it when it comes up.

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I hope you don't get any spoilers from going through my folder.

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No.

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Can you hear it?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, see, that one...

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Oh, no, it changed.

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Yeah, because that one's only a couple seconds.

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Yeah, because I was going to make it like the intro.

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Oh.

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I just put it on repeat.

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Oh, no, Andy, that's going to be terrible.

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That's so much worse than nothing.

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What?

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What?

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Actually, this loop isn't so bad.

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No.

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Okay, so, boo, we figured out the whole...

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Everything.

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Everything?

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Yeah.

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Well, you died.

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Well, for this roll.

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No way!

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it turns out.

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Alright, roll for initiative.

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I'll do the copies, so don't roll those.

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I can't roll those, actually.

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Oh, good.

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Turns out.

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Aw, you fucker.

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Oh, that was not me.

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I actually did good.

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You fucker.

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Yeah, you both did good.

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I just saw the green dice, and I thought it was mine, but mine is the tiger dice.

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I forgot.

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Weird.

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Yeah.

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How could you ever get confused with that?

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It's been two weeks.

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Okay.

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I don't think that's your first drinky-poof.

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No, you know how I am.

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I go real hard real fast.

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All right.

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Do who's first?

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Me.

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Summer.

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Summer.

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Well, they were going on and on and basically being mean to me, so I'm going to shoot the other Jerry with an arrow.

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Okay.

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What do I do?

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Go for his legs.

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Roll a d20.

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That's his weakness.

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And his arms.

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That's his other weakness.

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That's what you say about everyone.

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It's never been true.

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Also, aim for his stomach.

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That's definitely his weakness right there.

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It's plus three, right, Andy?

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No.

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For your longbow, it's seven.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Plus four.

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Because I only put plus three, so.

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Yeah.

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So then roll 1d10.

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All right.

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I should have been shooting arrows this whole time.

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Yeah, but you have a finite amount.

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So that's eight damage.

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Is it a plus any on the damage?

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I already, I added it.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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Pure.

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Original.

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Original.

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The original.

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Is it original?

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We don't really know.

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We know.

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We have no idea, and we took no time to talk to them, so we're just going to start shooting them.

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I took some time.

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You just got angry because you don't like being thrown down.

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No, well, I don't, actually.

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Actually, actually, I don't.

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I gave them an uppercut.

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I am going to hit this guy with this girl with one of my classic rays of frost.

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Surprise.

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Ray of frost.

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Oh, how original.

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Leave me alone.

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One trick pony.

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One trick Jerry.

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Yeah, well, this one will leave you frozen.

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What am I doing?

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You can't even pun right.

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He's so flustered.

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I'm scared.

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It's probably because he saw Jerry get hit with an arrow.

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Did he, though?

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Yeah, for like gate damage.

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Roll the d20.

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Oh, yeah.

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It was the other Jerry.

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Oops.

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Yeah, he was the one that was getting fucking snippety.

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14.

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So.

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Okay.

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You definitely hit.

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So then you roll.

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Uh.

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One d8.

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Three.

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Three.

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Okay.

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Who is he hitting?

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The other summer.

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Well, I don't like that.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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It feels wrong.

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Okay.

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Talk to your partner, then.

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Partner.

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I don't like that.

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It feels wrong.

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You just shot me with an arrow.

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I don't think.

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At least you had it coming.

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I didn't, though.

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I was best friends with this guy.

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Okay.

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We agreed upon this.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Agreed about how much you think I'm a bitch.

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Get your head in the game.

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All right.

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What are you doing here?

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Are we doing this right now?

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In front of the copies?

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This is why they're going to win.

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All right.

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Oh, you're so classic.

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You love them so much.

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All right.

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So.

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So my.

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My.

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Jerry.

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He's a bitch, too.

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Well, you're going to get your.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I doubt it.

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Break it.

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Teenagers.

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Teenagers.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to smoke cigarettes.

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My Jerry is going to use burning hand on both of you.

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You had a burning hand this whole time?

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Yeah.

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It costs money.

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I don't have a job.

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All right.

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I have to reserve these for when I need them.

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The ray of frost comes free of charge.

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Dexterity saving throws.

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Dexterity saving throws.

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Dexterity saving throw.

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Okay.

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Save.

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Save.

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Save.

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Dexterity.

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Normal.

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Oh, no.

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Oh.

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Oh, he knocked me.

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It is 14.

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Does that count?

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No.

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Oh, shit.

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Why did cure.

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Why did cure roll cure copy roll?

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Some of them just must have them highlighted.

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Yeah.

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I just rolled.

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All right.

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So what?

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Do we get a prize?

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Oh, you definitely get a prize.

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Is it money?

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Tisno.

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Eight points of damage to both of you.

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Oh, that's not good.

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Good thing I was at full health.

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Oh, I'll let you do it.

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I'll let you do it.

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You're not now.

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Oh, I wasn't.

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Was I?

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No, I was at seven.

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I was at seven HP.

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That's not it.

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That's less than eight.

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You were?

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Why did I have you at normal?

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I don't know.

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That's the last thing I had wrote down.

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Minus three points equals seven HP.

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Oh, well, then you're dead.

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I am dead.

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Well, passed out, I guess.

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Oh, wow.

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Here we go again.

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Ben's drinking words then, bud.

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The other summer.

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That's me.

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Hey, seven.

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That's less than eight.

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Fires an arrow.

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I forgot to add plus four, plus seven.

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So it definitely hits you.

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I don't like that either.

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Actually, this is kind of Jerry.

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That's kind of what happened, I think.

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For eight damage.

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Oh, boy.

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I have three left.

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No, I had eight.

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I had eight.

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You had eight, and then I had to add three for the shot.

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It's one D10 plus three.

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All right.

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Game over.

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Oh, it's been fun.

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Oh, you're both dead.

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So it's minus eight.

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It's how much?

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Minus eight?

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It was eight, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's, I have zero now.

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If only I had thought of to use, oh.

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Actually, I don't know what items I even have.

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Wait, you deleted this, and then we came back.

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All right, so the other two walk over your bodies.

00:20:06

They walk over your bodies, and they walk through the, actually, they don't walk over your bodies.

00:20:13

They turn around and leave the same way they came in.

00:20:16

Okay.

00:20:16

Not sure how we're perceiving this.

00:20:22

And you guys just, uh, you take over them now.

00:20:26

Hooray!

00:20:28

There can be only one.

00:20:30

Do we feel different?

00:20:33

I mean, we just murdered them.

00:20:37

Yeah, but.

00:20:38

Do you feel different?

00:20:38

You did, yeah.

00:20:39

You killed your other one.

00:20:40

Your, your copies.

00:20:42

Yeah.

00:20:43

We were living the exact same life.

00:20:45

We just ran into these other people who were doing the exact same thing.

00:20:48

And we murdered them.

00:20:50

I don't feel like my body's exactly where it was before.

00:20:53

No, it's not.

00:20:55

You're dead.

00:20:56

But you're also, you murdered them.

00:20:58

You must murder to live.

00:21:01

It's Schrodinger's cat.

00:21:04

Schrodinger!

00:21:06

So what's my hit point total now?

00:21:12

Whatever the other one was at.

00:21:14

It was 16 minus 8 or something?

00:21:17

I forgot what I did.

00:21:18

Oh, that other Jerry died too then.

00:21:22

No, the other Jerry didn't die.

00:21:23

Yeah, because he got hit for 8 points and he only had 7.

00:21:27

Well, we didn't.

00:21:30

I, I guess if he had the same hit.

00:21:32

Yeah, but you said there could all be one.

00:21:33

Right.

00:21:34

And now.

00:21:35

I follow the rules.

00:21:36

Well, I think more accurately, there could be no more than one.

00:21:40

Well, you know, come on.

00:21:49

All right.

00:21:50

All right.

00:21:50

I'm just going to say walking through that portal or that door, it just brought you back.

00:21:54

So we're good.

00:21:57

There was some kind of weird energy through that door.

00:22:01

Ah, yeah.

00:22:02

Steos X.

00:22:03

Machina.

00:22:04

Yeah, sure.

00:22:07

Metal Ark Lemon.

00:22:07

I don't know what that means, but OK.

00:22:12

Here's a Harlem Globetrotter.

00:22:14

Metal Ark Lemon?

00:22:17

Yeah.

00:22:17

What other, what show is that from, though?

00:22:20

I feel like there was a show where there's a reference of it.

00:22:23

And oh, they referenced it on Aqua Tane.

00:22:27

No, that's not what I'm getting at.

00:22:29

The Hunger Force?

00:22:32

Yeah.

00:22:34

But no, like, I just remember that, like, some kids named their pet, Metal Ark Lemon.

00:22:41

Like, he ran away and they were looking for it.

00:22:43

So they were sitting there screaming Metal Ark Lemon.

00:22:45

Sounds like an American dad.

00:22:47

That's a good joke.

00:22:47

He's dead.

00:22:51

I don't know.

00:22:51

It could be family.

00:22:52

Yeah.

00:22:52

All right.

00:22:53

That tangent aside.

00:22:55

So you walk into a hallway and there's a door to the left, to the right, and one in front of you.

00:23:00

Wait, wait, wait.

00:23:02

I say we go straight.

00:23:03

So.

00:23:03

Are we back at full health, by the way?

00:23:05

Yeah.

00:23:06

Full.

00:23:08

Let me just write this.

00:23:09

Plus 16.

00:23:11

I.

00:23:12

What would we call this?

00:23:13

Because of.

00:23:14

I body snatched.

00:23:16

Body snatching.

00:23:17

Door.

00:23:18

Body.

00:23:20

Body.

00:23:20

Body.

00:23:20

Yes.

00:23:21

Snatched.

00:23:22

Swapped.

00:23:22

Snatched.

00:23:24

Oh, no.

00:23:24

We snatched it.

00:23:25

No.

00:23:27

I mean.

00:23:27

I mean.

00:23:28

You didn't.

00:23:28

You didn't really.

00:23:29

We didn't earn it.

00:23:30

No.

00:23:31

We're just.

00:23:31

No.

00:23:31

Your character.

00:23:32

Us.

00:23:33

The players.

00:23:34

The players have taken over.

00:23:35

These other players who dished.

00:23:37

These other characters have just shown up.

00:23:39

The characters that we were are dead.

00:23:41

They're dead.

00:23:42

You guys.

00:23:42

You guys took.

00:23:43

So much care of them, too.

00:23:45

You really cared about them.

00:23:47

And then you.

00:23:47

You got killed.

00:23:48

I mean, I don't want to think about it too much.

00:23:50

I don't feel.

00:23:50

I don't feel great about any of this.

00:23:53

Oh, well, I mean.

00:23:55

Take away one of your.

00:23:56

First level spell slots.

00:23:58

Yeah, but he gets flying fist.

00:24:00

Huh?

00:24:03

He gets.

00:24:03

He gets fire fist.

00:24:04

He had that, but.

00:24:07

It was used up.

00:24:08

One of them was used up.

00:24:10

Oh, OK.

00:24:11

Now you only have one first level spell.

00:24:14

Available.

00:24:15

I thought I had three first level spells.

00:24:18

You had four.

00:24:18

You used two of them.

00:24:19

Did I?

00:24:21

What did you use the other two on?

00:24:22

Probably.

00:24:24

It was either.

00:24:24

You used Burning Hand.

00:24:25

Burning Hand's one.

00:24:26

Yeah.

00:24:27

And then I have you used two from.

00:24:29

Last time.

00:24:29

Yeah, but I walked through the door.

00:24:33

Doesn't that mean it is a fresh game, isn't it?

00:24:35

No, it's just health.

00:24:36

Oh, well, I thought.

00:24:38

I thought I got.

00:24:39

I got.

00:24:39

I thought every session.

00:24:40

I got it.

00:24:40

No, it's every long sleep.

00:24:42

Or long rest.

00:24:44

Oh, OK.

00:24:45

I misunderstood.

00:24:46

All right, cool.

00:24:47

Should we take a long rest?

00:24:49

I'm Ray.

00:24:51

I'm Ray of Frost on everything then.

00:24:53

All right.

00:24:53

Yeah, I know you do that.

00:24:55

Ray of Frost.

00:24:56

Ray of Frost.

00:24:57

Ray of Frost.

00:24:58

Ray of Frost.

00:24:58

Yeah.

00:25:00

Yeah.

00:25:00

It did so well for you so far.

00:25:03

You've been dead the entire time, practically.

00:25:07

Honestly, as a player, I expected this.

00:25:12

You know, the character, it writes itself.

00:25:14

He just dies.

00:25:16

He dies.

00:25:18

He dies.

00:25:18

All right.

00:25:20

So which way are you going?

00:25:22

I don't know what my options are.

00:25:24

Left, right or straight?

00:25:26

Left, right or forward?

00:25:27

Is there any...

00:25:29

I'm going forward.

00:25:30

Any visual clues?

00:25:32

No.

00:25:34

So it's just random.

00:25:35

Yeah.

00:25:36

Well, you know what?

00:25:38

Roll a perception check.

00:25:39

All right.

00:25:41

Let's see what you perceive.

00:25:43

Motherfucker.

00:25:44

I'm sure nothing.

00:25:45

I don't see...

00:25:48

Perceive it.

00:25:48

Oh, skills.

00:25:49

How?

00:25:56

How about 18?

00:25:57

All right.

00:25:59

So you just hear this loud kind...

00:26:02

Not loud, but like you hear like this...

00:26:04

The beat of a song.

00:26:06

Like you just feel the bass.

00:26:10

And you can tell it's coming...

00:26:12

From the left.

00:26:15

Hmm.

00:26:18

From the left door.

00:26:20

Am I drawn towards it?

00:26:24

Are you?

00:26:26

I don't know.

00:26:27

I am a teenage girl.

00:26:29

It's bass, huh?

00:26:31

I would not go near that door.

00:26:33

Is it a good beat?

00:26:34

It's average.

00:26:37

Average beat?

00:26:38

I know.

00:26:41

I'm not interested.

00:26:42

I'm only...

00:26:44

I'm only interested in the big beats.

00:26:47

All right.

00:26:48

So you're going to follow Jerry into the room straight ahead?

00:26:51

Yeah.

00:26:51

Okay.

00:27:04

How do we unselect a character?

00:27:05

I think...

00:27:07

I actually don't know.

00:27:09

There's an option...

00:27:12

That you can click away from it and it unselects, but...

00:27:16

I don't know how you do it otherwise.

00:27:20

I don't remember.

00:27:21

It always bothered me too.

00:27:22

Oh, that's a pedestal with a big treasure.

00:27:29

I feel like we made the right choice.

00:27:32

Oh, yeah.

00:27:33

Yeah.

00:27:35

It's Jerry time.

00:27:37

It's Jerry time.

00:27:38

We're not even sure the other guy's name was Jerry.

00:27:40

It could be Gary.

00:27:44

Gary...

00:27:45

What if I'm a Gary, guys?

00:27:46

Maybe we're pronouncing it wrong this entire time.

00:27:49

I know a guy at work that's like that.

00:27:54

What?

00:27:55

He's been mispronouncing his name his whole life?

00:27:57

Yeah.

00:27:58

Weird.

00:27:59

Yeah.

00:28:00

Yeah.

00:28:04

All right.

00:28:05

Great.

00:28:05

So you're going to open this treasure chest?

00:28:07

A treasure chest that's innocently atop the center of an otherwise empty room.

00:28:11

That's it.

00:28:12

It's the whole room description.

00:28:14

I don't know about this.

00:28:15

It just looks like it's a nice, nice reward for killing yourself.

00:28:20

But we didn't.

00:28:21

We spared ourselves.

00:28:23

And then we took ourselves over.

00:28:25

No, you killed the other one.

00:28:28

No, we died.

00:28:29

We did.

00:28:30

No, we did.

00:28:31

Yeah, you killed them.

00:28:32

Oh, I guess.

00:28:34

It depends on your definition of you.

00:28:36

You.

00:28:39

You.

00:28:41

All right.

00:28:42

Well.

00:28:43

Summer and Jerry killed themselves.

00:28:45

Gary.

00:28:46

God will not call you Gary.

00:28:51

I'll do whatever I want.

00:28:54

I'm going to open that chest.

00:28:55

All right.

00:28:57

All right.

00:28:59

Summer, stand back.

00:29:00

Get your bow ready.

00:29:01

All right.

00:29:02

This is.

00:29:02

This is.

00:29:03

All right.

00:29:06

So I start poking at it, making sure it's not got no, no, no magic spell shielding.

00:29:13

Does it?

00:29:14

All of a sudden, a big sticky purple tongue burst out of its chest and starts to lick you.

00:29:21

Oh, my God.

00:29:23

My God.

00:29:25

Get it away.

00:29:26

My God.

00:29:28

I don't like this.

00:29:30

Is it enjoying itself or is it like wanting to eat me?

00:29:33

Is it sexual?

00:29:34

Yeah, because if it's sexual, I'm more horrified.

00:29:37

If it wants me to eat me, I can handle that.

00:29:39

It wants to hurt you.

00:29:40

Oh, OK.

00:29:41

Oh, I get it.

00:29:43

Roll for initiative.

00:29:45

Roll for initiative.

00:29:47

All right.

00:29:49

Fourteen.

00:29:53

Eight.

00:29:57

Mimic.

00:30:00

Mimic.

00:30:00

That's not good.

00:30:05

What?

00:30:07

Mimic.

00:30:08

Oh, that the mimic is first?

00:30:10

No, they said its name is mimic.

00:30:12

Oh.

00:30:13

I thought you weren't supposed to be.

00:30:17

I don't know why.

00:30:24

Well, you just probably weren't thinking.

00:30:26

You were stinking thinking.

00:30:29

Stinking thinking.

00:30:31

Lillie dollies.

00:30:34

All right.

00:30:38

The mimic attacks.

00:30:40

Jerry.

00:30:41

No.

00:30:42

You're.

00:30:43

You're right there.

00:30:44

It's making you.

00:30:45

Yeah.

00:30:46

And it's actually going to bite you.

00:30:47

I.

00:30:48

OK.

00:30:49

I still have a right to say no.

00:30:51

I thought it was.

00:30:52

It was strange that he said it was.

00:30:54

Like.

00:30:55

Innocently sitting on this pedestal.

00:30:57

It doesn't really make sense for a.

00:30:59

Treasure chest to innocently sit.

00:31:02

All right.

00:31:05

So fourteen.

00:31:06

Does that hit your.

00:31:06

Thanks for that advice.

00:31:08

Hindsight really is for 2020, isn't it?

00:31:12

What's your AC?

00:31:15

My what?

00:31:17

Uh.

00:31:18

Uh.

00:31:18

Twelve.

00:31:19

Twelve.

00:31:20

OK.

00:31:20

It hits you.

00:31:21

No.

00:31:22

It clamps down on your arm.

00:31:24

That's not good.

00:31:26

Better not.

00:31:27

How could it clomp with the tongue?

00:31:29

Because it pulls the tongue back to bite.

00:31:35

Has it broken my skin?

00:31:38

So it does.

00:31:39

It does five points of damage.

00:31:41

So we guess.

00:31:41

Fuck me.

00:31:43

And I only had seven.

00:31:46

No.

00:31:47

You were full health.

00:31:48

You're down to eight.

00:31:49

He's down to eight already?

00:31:52

Down to eight.

00:31:54

This is why wizards don't run up and like touch stuff.

00:31:58

They stay in the back.

00:31:59

He wanted.

00:32:00

They are notoriously.

00:32:01

Physically weak.

00:32:02

Yeah.

00:32:04

But I.

00:32:05

You know.

00:32:05

I was.

00:32:05

I was.

00:32:06

I was trying to be.

00:32:07

You know.

00:32:07

A gentleman.

00:32:09

You know.

00:32:10

Yeah.

00:32:10

A gentleman who wanted all the treasure for himself.

00:32:12

Hey.

00:32:14

Hey.

00:32:14

Hey.

00:32:15

You are bad with money.

00:32:16

That is neither here nor there.

00:32:19

It's somewhere.

00:32:21

It's definitely there.

00:32:23

I don't think so.

00:32:24

Now it's on my arm.

00:32:25

Would you.

00:32:27

I'm going to shoot it.

00:32:28

Shoot it.

00:32:29

Oh.

00:32:30

It's not my turn though.

00:32:31

Oh.

00:32:32

It's your turn.

00:32:33

Well.

00:32:33

What can you even do?

00:32:34

Oh.

00:32:36

Let me guess.

00:32:37

Ray of frost.

00:32:38

All right.

00:32:41

Smack it in the head with my quarter staff.

00:32:43

Okay.

00:32:45

Roll a d20.

00:32:46

D20.

00:32:47

D20.

00:32:47

Plus.

00:33:01

Two.

00:33:01

So that's.

00:33:04

Thirteen.

00:33:05

And that hits.

00:33:07

So.

00:33:07

Roll one d6.

00:33:09

All right.

00:33:20

So that's five points.

00:33:22

Of damage.

00:33:22

Of bludgeoning damage.

00:33:23

Sum Sum.

00:33:25

Your turn.

00:33:26

I cast Ray of frost.

00:33:28

You cannot.

00:33:31

You're just a.

00:33:32

Non wizard.

00:33:33

Okay.

00:33:34

Then.

00:33:34

I will shoot it.

00:33:35

Shoot an arrow at the chest.

00:33:37

Okay.

00:33:39

You cannot.

00:33:39

One d20.

00:33:41

D20.

00:33:47

Plus seven.

00:33:48

Right.

00:33:49

Yeah.

00:33:56

Fifteen.

00:33:59

That does hit.

00:34:00

Yeah.

00:34:00

Great.

00:34:00

Roll your d10.

00:34:02

It's because this bow is better than my other bow, right?

00:34:15

That it's a d10?

00:34:16

Okay.

00:34:21

So.

00:34:22

So.

00:34:22

Four points of damage.

00:34:23

Four points.

00:34:25

Four points.

00:34:26

All right.

00:34:31

Now it is the mimic's turn.

00:34:32

He's going to bite at Jerry again.

00:34:33

No.

00:34:35

Right there.

00:34:36

You didn't move away.

00:34:37

He hit it with the quarterstaff to try to get it some separation.

00:34:41

And it.

00:34:43

Try to assert my authority.

00:34:44

And it only pissed him off more.

00:34:46

My authority.

00:34:47

Tied.

00:34:47

So.

00:34:49

I got it.

00:34:50

Fuck.

00:34:52

Fourteen.

00:34:53

Well.

00:34:53

Nineteen.

00:34:54

So it hits.

00:34:57

No it doesn't.

00:34:59

Yes it does.

00:35:00

It almost worked.

00:35:02

I thought about it for half a second.

00:35:05

Oh no.

00:35:07

Seven damage.

00:35:09

Oh.

00:35:10

He's about to be a snack.

00:35:10

Found a one HP.

00:35:12

Found a one HP.

00:35:13

Hey you're still alive.

00:35:14

So that's like a.

00:35:15

Good.

00:35:16

Still alive at 35.

00:35:19

All right.

00:35:21

So it is your turn.

00:35:23

Jerry.

00:35:23

Okay.

00:35:25

I don't know what to do here man.

00:35:27

Do I have any healing spells?

00:35:30

I think you have.

00:35:33

No.

00:35:36

You say no?

00:35:41

Yes.

00:35:42

Yes.

00:35:42

I said.

00:35:42

Fuck.

00:35:45

All right.

00:35:46

Can I use the mage hand.

00:35:50

To pick it up.

00:35:51

And throw it off me.

00:35:52

I think.

00:35:53

Mage hand.

00:35:54

Is only for small.

00:36:02

This can't attack.

00:36:13

And it can't carry more than 10 pounds.

00:36:17

Maybe you can poke him in the eye.

00:36:19

Oh this mimic is definitely bigger.

00:36:22

Than 10 pounds?

00:36:23

Yeah.

00:36:25

There's a lot of gold in there.

00:36:27

Maybe you should.

00:36:29

There's so much gold in there.

00:36:29

Maybe you should try opening it.

00:36:31

Can I?

00:36:34

What if I.

00:36:36

Okay.

00:36:36

So I jam.

00:36:37

What if I jam my quarterstaff in its mouth.

00:36:39

And try watching it open.

00:36:40

Can I do that?

00:36:41

What kind of attack is that?

00:36:42

Is that another quarterstaff attack?

00:36:43

I think it's just another quarterstaff attack.

00:36:45

Yeah.

00:36:45

Would that do anything?

00:36:46

I mean.

00:36:47

It would do the damage.

00:36:49

All right.

00:36:49

It won't do anything.

00:36:50

It won't kill it.

00:36:50

All right.

00:36:51

Well then I'm going to magic missile it.

00:36:52

You're going to burn your last first level spell on it?

00:36:56

Yeah.

00:36:58

Okay.

00:36:59

So that is.

00:37:02

Can't take it with me.

00:37:03

1d20.

00:37:04

Uh.

00:37:07

Roll.

00:37:08

But you get three of them right?

00:37:21

No.

00:37:21

You get four.

00:37:22

I believe.

00:37:29

Or is it just.

00:37:32

I believe.

00:37:33

I believe.

00:37:34

I think it might just be two.

00:37:36

Two.

00:37:38

So roll.

00:37:41

Two d4s separately.

00:37:43

Two d4s?

00:37:46

Yeah.

00:37:48

More like two d4s nuts.

00:37:50

Got them.

00:37:52

Got them.

00:37:52

Right.

00:38:02

So that mimic is dead.

00:38:07

What?

00:38:09

Yeah.

00:38:12

Wait.

00:38:12

But didn't it explode?

00:38:15

No.

00:38:17

Oh.

00:38:18

It's just.

00:38:18

It's.

00:38:19

The body just.

00:38:20

Just lay in there.

00:38:21

My magic missiles are both precise.

00:38:24

And non-damaging.

00:38:25

They're both lethal.

00:38:29

And non-damaging.

00:38:31

No collateral damage.

00:38:35

Precise.

00:38:36

That's the promise.

00:38:36

That's how they sold it to me.

00:38:38

Like surgery.

00:38:39

Surgical strike.

00:38:43

What do you do?

00:38:45

I'm going right into.

00:38:47

Is there any treasure in the treasure?

00:38:49

You're covered in.

00:38:50

Like slobber of this thing.

00:38:52

Yeah.

00:38:53

Is there treasure in it?

00:38:54

Did he.

00:38:55

Roll.

00:38:58

Summer.

00:38:58

Get in here and check his purse.

00:39:00

I'm not.

00:39:01

Get anywhere near you.

00:39:02

It's disgusting.

00:39:04

You look like a dog just.

00:39:05

Spit you out.

00:39:07

Roll an investigation check.

00:39:08

What's that?

00:39:12

Uh.

00:39:13

Skills.

00:39:14

Investigation.

00:39:15

There it is.

00:39:16

You just pull.

00:39:22

On its tongue.

00:39:23

There's nothing inside.

00:39:26

Oh.

00:39:27

Oh.

00:39:28

He's even.

00:39:29

Did it again.

00:39:33

As soon as you pull your arm back.

00:39:35

The pedestal.

00:39:38

Starts turning.

00:39:40

Oh great.

00:39:42

What'd you do that for?

00:39:43

And so now the pedestal.

00:39:47

Is a mimic too.

00:39:50

And it's going to fight you.

00:39:51

What is this?

00:39:52

What am I looking at?

00:39:53

Harlem Globetrotter.

00:39:56

Metal Ark Lemon.

00:39:58

Who's that?

00:40:01

It's.

00:40:01

It's.

00:40:02

It's a guy.

00:40:02

But why'd you send it?

00:40:06

Because Andy said Metal Ark Lemon.

00:40:08

Oh.

00:40:09

All right.

00:40:10

I did say that.

00:40:11

Uh.

00:40:12

All right.

00:40:13

Oh I get it.

00:40:15

I get sports.

00:40:16

It's.

00:40:17

Yes.

00:40:18

It's my.

00:40:19

Sport ball.

00:40:19

It's my turn now right.

00:40:22

Uh.

00:40:23

The mimic did roll an 18.

00:40:24

But we didn't finish the turns.

00:40:27

It's a new battle.

00:40:30

So if you want to re-roll your.

00:40:31

Initiatives.

00:40:32

Yeah.

00:40:33

Well I do.

00:40:35

All right.

00:40:36

Re-roll.

00:40:37

Beat that 18.

00:40:38

12.

00:40:40

Good.

00:40:40

Good job sucker.

00:40:41

Oh great.

00:40:43

Well it's not worse.

00:40:48

Oh.

00:40:48

Do I have any of my remaining magic missiles.

00:40:51

Or are they all burnt up?

00:40:52

They.

00:40:52

They're all burnt up.

00:40:53

That's bullshit.

00:40:54

What?

00:40:55

You rolled two of them.

00:40:56

I.

00:40:58

Yeah.

00:40:59

But didn't I have four?

00:41:00

No.

00:41:01

It's.

00:41:02

Uh.

00:41:03

It's your.

00:41:03

Level plus one.

00:41:05

So since you're using it.

00:41:08

On your first level.

00:41:09

You only get two.

00:41:10

Okay.

00:41:11

Yes.

00:41:11

Okay.

00:41:12

Okay.

00:41:12

Okay.

00:41:13

All right.

00:41:14

So it is the mimic's turn.

00:41:15

Tell him not to hit me.

00:41:18

Tell him to be a.

00:41:20

Don't be a dick.

00:41:22

Do this God.

00:41:22

Come on.

00:41:23

All right.

00:41:24

Be a dude.

00:41:24

Don't be a dick.

00:41:25

Be a dude.

00:41:27

Be a dude.

00:41:28

You know.

00:41:28

Oh shit.

00:41:35

Today's Tuesday.

00:41:35

It's Tuesday baby.

00:41:40

Yeah.

00:41:40

I didn't even know it was Tuesday.

00:41:41

I didn't get my message today.

00:41:42

It's Tuesday.

00:41:43

I'm not even going to ask.

00:41:48

Don't.

00:41:49

Just tell us what's.

00:41:50

Tell us what's happening.

00:41:51

Uh.

00:41:53

It is going to start moving towards.

00:41:55

Summer.

00:41:58

Oh no it didn't.

00:42:00

So it's going to use up its movements.

00:42:03

To go towards summer.

00:42:03

Oh.

00:42:05

No you didn't.

00:42:06

And then it's going to use.

00:42:08

False appearance.

00:42:10

Yes.

00:42:10

You could do two things.

00:42:13

Oh yeah.

00:42:17

I'll move it back a little bit.

00:42:18

So it doesn't get that close for you.

00:42:20

Okay.

00:42:21

Oh.

00:42:30

Seven.

00:42:30

Yeah.

00:42:30

All right.

00:42:30

Nothing happened.

00:42:32

Can't do shit.

00:42:33

So now it is summer's turn.

00:42:37

Uh.

00:42:38

I.

00:42:38

I have listed here that I have a potion.

00:42:41

Potion of.

00:42:45

I didn't know there was more than one potion,

00:42:48

so it must be a healing potion.

00:42:50

I thought there was only one potion, yeah.

00:42:52

I mean, certainly there are other potions,

00:42:54

but I didn't write anything down.

00:42:56

All I wrote was potion, so it must be a health potion.

00:42:58

Yeah, I think you got it from the Flame Skull.

00:43:01

Okay, I need to throw it to Jerry.

00:43:08

Okay.

00:43:13

Give me an athletics check.

00:43:17

Or just do an athletics roll.

00:43:21

Okay.

00:43:22

Athletics.

00:43:28

Okay, so you successfully throw it in Jerry's direction.

00:43:37

Ooh, give me an athletics check.

00:43:41

Don't fuck this up.

00:43:46

Wizards are known for their athletics.

00:43:52

It wasn't a one, though.

00:43:56

He completely boggles it.

00:44:00

And as he's boggling it, it slides and rolls towards the wall.

00:44:07

Does not break.

00:44:09

Does not break, but it rolls towards the wall.

00:44:11

Okay.

00:44:13

My God.

00:44:14

Sometimes I think...

00:44:20

It is your turn.

00:44:21

Sometimes I think you deserve to die.

00:44:23

Am I healed yet?

00:44:26

What?

00:44:27

From what?

00:44:29

From the potion that you missed?

00:44:30

That you boggled and rolled away from you?

00:44:33

Where's that go?

00:44:35

I'm going to go after it.

00:44:37

Okay, so go after it.

00:44:40

All right.

00:44:41

You're going to use up your two turns to go pick...

00:44:44

Or your two...

00:44:45

Was it maneuvers?

00:44:46

To pick it up?

00:44:47

Yeah.

00:44:47

Okay.

00:44:48

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

00:44:49

You can't take it until next turn, though.

00:44:51

That's fine.

00:44:52

Okay.

00:44:52

Oh, you don't have a choice, though.

00:44:55

What?

00:44:57

Yeah, you don't have a choice.

00:44:59

Wait, what?

00:45:01

You don't have a choice.

00:45:01

So, the mimic moves closer to summer.

00:45:09

I don't know.

00:45:10

And it will use pseudopod.

00:45:13

Why do they get all these cool attacks?

00:45:16

Because.

00:45:21

All right.

00:45:24

So, 13.

00:45:34

Plus.

00:45:35

Five, so 20.

00:45:39

So, that hits?

00:45:41

Yeah.

00:45:41

Seven points of damage.

00:45:57

What?

00:45:58

What is it?

00:45:58

How did you end up at 25?

00:46:01

I gave all...

00:46:02

I gave me...

00:46:03

When we went through the door, I thought we got healed.

00:46:05

Oh, okay.

00:46:06

I changed it.

00:46:07

Okay.

00:46:08

I forgot you were...

00:46:09

I was at 16.

00:46:09

You were up that high.

00:46:10

What's booze do total?

00:46:13

One.

00:46:15

No, not now.

00:46:16

Your total.

00:46:17

When you leveled up, 20.

00:46:20

Oh, you're at 20?

00:46:22

That's what it says on my thing.

00:46:24

Oh, so you got plenty of health.

00:46:25

Me?

00:46:26

Yeah.

00:46:27

I thought you said that we got full health after we went through that door.

00:46:30

You did, but I put them up to 15 only for something.

00:46:34

Oh.

00:46:35

That's what I get for when I'm doing my own...

00:46:37

No.

00:46:37

What is that?

00:46:38

14?

00:46:38

So...

00:46:39

What, that's six?

00:46:41

You're at six points instead of one.

00:46:43

Okay.

00:46:45

Yeah.

00:46:46

And...

00:46:47

That is correct.

00:46:48

And I'm minus...

00:46:49

How many?

00:46:49

Seven?

00:46:50

Minus seven?

00:46:51

Seven.

00:46:51

Seven.

00:46:51

Okay.

00:46:52

Yeah.

00:46:53

So you're at 18.

00:46:54

18.

00:46:54

All right.

00:46:58

Tiger.

00:46:58

What?

00:47:02

Your turn.

00:47:02

Oh.

00:47:04

Okay.

00:47:06

Um.

00:47:08

Oh.

00:47:08

Oh.

00:47:09

Oh.

00:47:09

Oh.

00:47:09

Oh.

00:47:09

Oh.

00:47:10

I'm going to shoot at...

00:47:12

With an arrow.

00:47:13

I'm still far enough to use an arrow, right?

00:47:14

I use within five feet.

00:47:17

I think as long as there's any separation, I can shoot.

00:47:22

Yeah.

00:47:23

Okay.

00:47:24

As long as you're not, like, entangled.

00:47:25

Yeah.

00:47:26

It wouldn't make a lot of sense.

00:47:27

Okay.

00:47:27

Then...

00:47:29

D20 plus seven.

00:47:33

All right.

00:47:37

Great.

00:47:37

Great job, man.

00:47:38

Way to go.

00:47:39

Okay.

00:47:44

That would hit it.

00:47:44

So...

00:47:46

One D10.

00:47:46

You leave that mistake in there next time.

00:47:54

No.

00:47:54

Yeah.

00:47:58

12 damage.

00:47:59

12 damage.

00:47:59

It's dead, right?

00:48:00

Nope.

00:48:01

See you later.

00:48:02

See you.

00:48:03

Oh, damn it.

00:48:04

I'm sure Jerry will make the most of his turn.

00:48:10

Hey.

00:48:11

Hey.

00:48:12

I'm trying to figure out how to get the damn screen.

00:48:17

I can never remember how to do it.

00:48:18

Yeah.

00:48:22

It comes up every week.

00:48:22

Yeah.

00:48:27

You're not able to rotate anymore, right?

00:48:29

Let's see.

00:48:32

Hold on.

00:48:33

No, I don't think so.

00:48:39

Good.

00:48:40

Uh-oh.

00:48:41

I locked it.

00:48:41

Yeah.

00:48:42

All...

00:48:43

Yeah.

00:48:43

It just scrolls now.

00:48:44

I can't.

00:48:45

It doesn't rotate.

00:48:45

Good.

00:48:48

All right.

00:48:48

Okay.

00:48:50

Okay.

00:48:50

So now it is...

00:48:51

Jerry's turn.

00:48:54

I used the potion.

00:48:56

All right.

00:48:58

That heals.

00:49:02

Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

00:49:05

Roll 2d4.

00:49:12

You can do them at the same time.

00:49:13

Okay.

00:49:32

Four.

00:49:32

So you gain back six points of spell.

00:49:35

Six points.

00:49:38

All right.

00:49:41

So now it is the mimic's turn again.

00:49:43

I don't know if he needs another turn.

00:49:45

I need the pseudo...

00:49:48

The pseudo pods.

00:49:49

You know what?

00:49:50

No.

00:49:50

He's going to close the distance and bite you.

00:49:52

Summer.

00:49:55

Sorry.

00:49:56

Summer days.

00:49:58

Oh, shit.

00:49:59

I rolled it under Jerry.

00:50:00

Oh, he got a critical failure.

00:50:01

That's cool.

00:50:03

Who, me?

00:50:03

He went to bite, but instead he bit his tongue.

00:50:06

That's really dumb.

00:50:08

Why does it say me?

00:50:10

Because I was clicked on your name.

00:50:13

Since he bit his tongue, he took a little bit of damage.

00:50:17

I mean, he is a mimic.

00:50:19

Yeah, which reminds me.

00:50:21

These shouldn't say Tiger and Boo.

00:50:23

They should say some summer.

00:50:25

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

00:50:29

Okay.

00:50:30

So now...

00:50:31

Does that make you mad?

00:50:32

Yeah, it does.

00:50:32

It makes me so fucking mad.

00:50:34

So fucking mad.

00:50:36

I'm so mad.

00:50:37

I guess...

00:50:39

I would use my longbow, but I think we were saying since I'm engaged...

00:50:46

He's pretty close.

00:50:48

Doesn't make sense.

00:50:48

Yeah, he came into bite you.

00:50:50

Okay, so then I have to use my sword?

00:50:51

You can use your sword, yeah.

00:50:53

All right, I'm going to use it with two hands because there's really no drawback to not doing that.

00:50:59

And...

00:51:02

1d20 plus 4.

00:51:05

20.

00:51:11

Great.

00:51:12

Hit it.

00:51:12

So roll a d8.

00:51:14

D8 plus...

00:51:17

What is it?

00:51:19

2.

00:51:19

Plus...

00:51:20

No, 1d10, I'm sorry.

00:51:22

1d10.

00:51:23

1d10 plus 2.

00:51:25

So it does 6 points of damage.

00:51:33

And it's dead.

00:51:33

And it drops over dead.

00:51:35

Ah, yes.

00:51:36

And now I'm covered in slob.

00:51:38

Slobber.

00:51:39

Yes.

00:51:43

Slobber.

00:51:43

I check it.

00:51:44

No, he didn't bite you.

00:51:45

He failed.

00:51:47

Oh, he bit his own tongue.

00:51:48

But he was pretty close.

00:51:49

Yeah.

00:51:49

Yeah, it was pretty close.

00:51:52

All right, that ends the battle.

00:51:56

All right, can I find out if it has...

00:51:57

All right.

00:51:57

Does it have treasure inside of it?

00:51:59

Roll an investigation check.

00:52:03

It's a pedestal, so I don't know what you expect to find inside of a pedestal.

00:52:08

Hold on.

00:52:08

Do we know...

00:52:09

Was it the...

00:52:10

Because it's called a mimic.

00:52:11

So was it one thing and then another thing?

00:52:13

Or was it two things?

00:52:14

They were two different mimics.

00:52:17

One looked like the treasure chest.

00:52:19

The other one looked like the pedestal was sitting there.

00:52:21

Okay.

00:52:21

Well, I better investigate it anyway.

00:52:23

That's how they got us.

00:52:25

11.

00:52:27

11?

00:52:29

11?

00:52:30

You find nothing.

00:52:31

You just get all...

00:52:33

All slobbery because you reach into your hand into his mouth.

00:52:37

Why did I do that?

00:52:40

I don't know.

00:52:43

That's a good question.

00:52:46

That's a very good question.

00:52:49

Why did I do that?

00:52:50

Okay, so you walk back out that door.

00:52:54

And so now you got a door on the left and a door on the right.

00:52:59

The door on the right has the music beat that you can feel.

00:53:04

All right, we're going towards the music.

00:53:05

You got to choose the last door and look what happened to us.

00:53:07

You almost died again.

00:53:09

Again?

00:53:11

Yeah.

00:53:12

I didn't die.

00:53:14

I never died.

00:53:15

I've been here all along.

00:53:17

That's right, and we'll never speak of it again.

00:53:19

All right, I'm walking towards the music.

00:53:25

The music door.

00:53:27

Maybe it isn't that bad after all.

00:53:30

That has to be good.

00:53:31

Maybe it is a big beat.

00:53:31

It can't be bad.

00:53:32

It has to be good.

00:53:33

It can't be that bad.

00:53:34

No.

00:53:35

Uh-oh.

00:53:40

He's doing a lot of reading.

00:53:41

I don't like that.

00:53:42

He's scared.

00:53:44

I just read really slow.

00:53:45

No.

00:53:45

No.

00:53:45

Ah!

00:54:02

Ah!

00:54:02

Ah!

00:54:04

room 28.

00:54:10

My God.

00:54:10

What is this?

00:54:11

Room 28.

00:54:12

Um, can you see that?

00:54:15

It's the name of the room.

00:54:17

Oh.

00:54:22

You can.

00:54:26

But you didn't.

00:54:30

Okay.

00:54:38

Okay.

00:54:38

This room is pretty standard.

00:54:41

Not much going on here.

00:54:42

Except for one thing.

00:54:44

There's a round, fleshy monstrosity hovering a few inches from the ground.

00:54:48

Oh, yeah.

00:54:49

It's a big son of a bitch.

00:54:50

Maybe five feet in diameter.

00:54:51

Four eye stalks protrude from its glistening hide.

00:54:55

And a single big eye observes you above its slavering maw.

00:55:01

It's kind of maw?

00:55:03

It's a maw, dog.

00:55:04

Oh, my God.

00:55:06

Hello.

00:55:12

We are Kier and Summer.

00:55:18

Yes, your daughter.

00:55:21

I am his daughter.

00:55:22

A daughter, yeah.

00:55:25

What's your fake name, honey?

00:55:28

I don't have a fake name.

00:55:31

Oh, you mean my character's name.

00:55:33

Ari Strongbow.

00:55:35

All right.

00:55:36

This is.

00:55:37

Show me what you've got.

00:55:41

This is Army Strongbow.

00:55:43

Show me what you've got.

00:55:46

What?

00:55:50

Like, what do you mean?

00:55:51

We got to give him what you've got.

00:55:55

I am not shaking it for you.

00:55:57

You old pervert.

00:55:58

Show me what you've got.

00:55:59

All right.

00:56:01

I start throwing prestidation everywhere.

00:56:03

To do what?

00:56:05

You don't know what that is, do you?

00:56:07

It's a finger.

00:56:08

Yeah, I know exactly what it is.

00:56:14

Oh, yeah.

00:56:20

But what are you doing with it?

00:56:21

I'm making.

00:56:22

I'm showing him what I've got.

00:56:24

Yeah, but you have to like.

00:56:25

Are you doing.

00:56:26

I'm kind of dancing.

00:56:28

Yeah.

00:56:29

Are you doing like flames?

00:56:30

Sparks?

00:56:32

Sparks.

00:56:32

I'm doing sparks and dancing.

00:56:34

Sparks for my hands.

00:56:37

Okay.

00:56:37

Okay.

00:56:38

Give me a charisma check.

00:56:39

How cool is it?

00:56:41

I guess we'll find out.

00:56:44

That's what we're about to find out.

00:56:46

Sorry.

00:56:50

I forgot what.

00:56:51

12.

00:56:58

That's pretty damn cool.

00:56:59

If I say so myself.

00:57:00

Yeah.

00:57:01

It's a spark in good times.

00:57:04

That's not a pun.

00:57:05

No, not good.

00:57:08

And it'll spark more.

00:57:10

Ed turns to Summer goes.

00:57:11

Show me what you've got.

00:57:13

You should see plainly what I've got.

00:57:16

Look at me.

00:57:17

Show me what you've got.

00:57:19

I don't know what that means.

00:57:21

Show me what you've got.

00:57:27

All right.

00:57:29

I start awkwardly swaying side to side.

00:57:33

And then I start to lose myself in the music.

00:57:39

And I begin dancing more and more.

00:57:42

Like no one is watching.

00:57:44

No, not good.

00:57:51

Roll for initiative.

00:57:54

What was I supposed to do?

00:57:56

Have you not seen the episode?

00:58:00

Well, Summer didn't see the episode.

00:58:03

Was I supposed to just start singing over the music?

00:58:06

No.

00:58:07

You've seen the episode.

00:58:15

Narrating.

00:58:16

Yeah.

00:58:18

Oh, sorry.

00:58:19

Yeah.

00:58:23

I've seen the episode.

00:58:24

So what do they do?

00:58:27

You got to start singing, bud.

00:58:28

Do it.

00:58:29

Yeah, but there's already music playing.

00:58:33

So it doesn't matter.

00:58:35

It's too late.

00:58:36

Yeah, I did the best I could.

00:58:39

I almost came out on top.

00:58:41

You were close, I guess.

00:58:44

You don't even know.

00:58:47

Oh, I guess you do.

00:58:48

I'm the one that does know.

00:58:52

Yes.

00:58:53

Oh, he's got all the answers.

00:58:55

Oh, rolling.

00:59:08

I'm rolling.

00:59:08

I'm rolling.

00:59:09

Hold on.

00:59:11

I'm hurry.

00:59:12

I'm almost there.

00:59:14

Oh, God.

00:59:14

Well, boy.

00:59:20

Your daughter is right here.

00:59:25

All right.

00:59:35

So the spectator is first.

00:59:38

She's leaving.

00:59:39

We'll look at summer because summer didn't even try.

00:59:42

I did try.

00:59:43

I was dancing.

00:59:44

I was doing a dance.

00:59:45

And it uses a fear ray.

00:59:50

So summer, give me a wisdom saving throw.

00:59:54

I object to that.

00:59:58

I wasn't even trying.

00:59:59

All right.

01:00:02

Then you did worse.

01:00:03

That better.

01:00:04

I guess.

01:00:05

I don't know.

01:00:05

That's what he says.

01:00:07

I couldn't remember what the giant head says.

01:00:11

No, I put that on repeat.

01:00:13

Damn it.

01:00:13

No, you did.

01:00:15

Oh, no.

01:00:15

This works.

01:00:16

This works, too.

01:00:16

No, it doesn't.

01:00:18

It does.

01:00:20

OK.

01:00:20

So you failed.

01:00:23

Yeah.

01:00:23

Well, I don't know.

01:00:24

I but I got a rather low score.

01:00:26

Yeah.

01:00:28

Yeah.

01:00:28

No, you got a three.

01:00:29

Four.

01:00:30

That's pretty.

01:00:31

You got a four.

01:00:32

That's pretty much failing.

01:00:33

OK.

01:00:36

So you're not scared of this guy.

01:00:38

What is it?

01:00:41

Does that have a mechanic?

01:00:43

Yes.

01:00:45

What is it?

01:00:47

You.

01:00:49

You.

01:00:51

Every time.

01:00:52

I mean, you can still attack him, but you have to roll with disadvantage.

01:00:56

OK.

01:01:02

Doesn't matter.

01:01:05

My turn's out of for a while anyway.

01:01:06

Well, I mean, there's only three.

01:01:08

So.

01:01:09

Jerry, your turn.

01:01:11

Oh, you guys are going to love.

01:01:13

Oh, Ray of Frost.

01:01:14

I'm going invisible.

01:01:15

OK.

01:01:17

You're going to go invisible.

01:01:19

OK.

01:01:20

Seems very productive for a fight.

01:01:25

He's never going to see it coming.

01:01:27

Bad pun.

01:01:33

I don't know if that's a pun.

01:01:35

He's literally.

01:01:37

It's not very clear.

01:01:38

That.

01:01:40

That was much better.

01:01:41

It doesn't.

01:01:44

It doesn't have it in.

01:01:46

Rage.

01:01:46

My pun.

01:01:48

That too.

01:01:50

Invisibility.

01:01:52

How did we even know he can do it?

01:01:54

Everyone's got to turn around.

01:01:59

All right.

01:02:00

You got to look at me if I want to do this right.

01:02:02

Oh, there it is.

01:02:03

It's almost finished.

01:02:04

It was like right in front of my face.

01:02:06

I missed it.

01:02:12

OK.

01:02:13

So you're invisible now.

01:02:14

Cool.

01:02:15

Great.

01:02:16

Nobody look at me.

01:02:16

Great.

01:02:17

Nobody look at me.

01:02:17

They can't.

01:02:19

They can't.

01:02:21

Summer, your turn.

01:02:24

I'm going to shoot arrows at him.

01:02:26

OK.

01:02:27

Are you keeping track of how many arrows you got?

01:02:29

Nope.

01:02:30

I just assume you take them off the dead bodies.

01:02:33

Sure.

01:02:35

I was and I had forgotten that I should still be doing that, but I'm still not going to do it.

01:02:43

1 D 20, please.

01:02:46

Oh, six.

01:02:54

Why is it going to be bad?

01:02:55

I'm rolling with disadvantage.

01:02:56

No, that's no.

01:02:59

You have to roll a wisdom check with disadvantage.

01:03:01

Not your attack.

01:03:03

All right.

01:03:04

So the first one would be the one that counts and it's.

01:03:06

And it's a set.

01:03:07

So you miss very, very badly.

01:03:10

Give me a wisdom saving check.

01:03:12

All right.

01:03:13

I bet I'm still pretty fucking wise.

01:03:17

Your average intelligence.

01:03:23

OK, so you're no longer scared of him.

01:03:27

Oh, no.

01:03:28

Roll with disadvantage.

01:03:29

Roll one more.

01:03:30

OK.

01:03:30

OK.

01:03:31

OK.

01:03:38

We're going to take the 14.

01:03:39

So you're no longer scared of him.

01:03:40

Oh, yeah.

01:03:41

I've gained confidence after missing in with my arrow.

01:03:44

Somehow.

01:03:45

Yes.

01:03:46

All right.

01:03:48

What is it here?

01:03:50

OK.

01:03:53

So it's just going to use.

01:03:54

So it's just going to use.

01:03:54

It's turn to move closer to you.

01:03:58

And just yell at summer again saying disqualified.

01:04:01

Disqualified.

01:04:04

So I can go.

01:04:04

No, you got to fight.

01:04:08

All right.

01:04:13

Jerry, what are you doing when you're invisible in this?

01:04:15

I'm sneaking around behind him.

01:04:20

I want to move as close as I can, but sneak around to hide him.

01:04:22

So I'm going to use a couple of maneuvers.

01:04:23

OK.

01:04:24

Sneak around behind him.

01:04:35

Now that it's summer's turn.

01:04:37

All right.

01:04:40

I'll shoot again, I guess.

01:04:44

1d20.

01:04:46

Ah.

01:04:52

Miss wildly again.

01:04:58

The creature then walks forward and is right next to summer, but ends the turn.

01:05:06

That's menacing.

01:05:09

Oh, yeah.

01:05:12

Jerry.

01:05:15

My turn again?

01:05:18

Yeah.

01:05:18

Yeah.

01:05:19

Is there anything in the room?

01:05:22

Can I do a, what's it called?

01:05:24

Perception check?

01:05:24

No, you just see like the speakers.

01:05:28

It's a pretty basic room.

01:05:30

Is the speakers heavy?

01:05:31

Yeah.

01:05:32

Yeah.

01:05:32

They're bolted into the wall.

01:05:33

So there's nothing in there, you know?

01:05:37

Yeah.

01:05:37

All right.

01:05:39

Ray Frost.

01:05:40

Good thing you're invisible.

01:05:43

It's got to get real chilly in here.

01:05:48

He's not going to see it coming.

01:05:49

I was hoping there'd be like a rock I could pick up with my,

01:05:58

you know,

01:05:58

this fucking mage hand thing.

01:06:00

I never get to use.

01:06:01

You should poke him in the eye.

01:06:02

Can I do that?

01:06:04

No, that's not a tap.

01:06:06

No, you're behind him.

01:06:06

Would that do anything though?

01:06:10

I poked him in the eye with the mage hand.

01:06:12

Yeah.

01:06:12

It'd be.

01:06:13

You would be.

01:06:15

I mean,

01:06:16

he has four other eyes.

01:06:18

Yeah,

01:06:18

but it's still the curse to get poked in the eye.

01:06:21

Yeah,

01:06:22

but I don't think it could do damage.

01:06:24

So.

01:06:24

No,

01:06:24

it wouldn't do damage.

01:06:25

It would get him the hell away from me.

01:06:26

It would,

01:06:27

it would,

01:06:28

it would stop him from being,

01:06:29

uh,

01:06:30

or using one of his attacks.

01:06:31

Maybe he would leave us alone.

01:06:32

No,

01:06:36

you're right.

01:06:37

You should ray or frost him.

01:06:38

Yep.

01:06:39

He's,

01:06:40

he's frosted.

01:06:41

Right in his butt.

01:06:41

All right.

01:06:43

one D 20.

01:06:45

All right.

01:06:51

And then do a one D eight.

01:06:56

Oh,

01:07:03

nice.

01:07:03

So eight damage.

01:07:04

He's dead now,

01:07:05

huh?

01:07:06

Nope.

01:07:08

Summer.

01:07:12

You know what I'm going to do?

01:07:14

I will.

01:07:16

Reach into my bottomless quiver,

01:07:18

uh,

01:07:19

pulling out an arrow and shooting in his direction.

01:07:22

Nine.

01:07:24

Oh,

01:07:25

plus four.

01:07:26

Plus.

01:07:26

No,

01:07:28

plus seven.

01:07:28

That's enough.

01:07:30

All right.

01:07:30

So,

01:07:30

yeah,

01:07:31

it's enough.

01:07:32

Yeah,

01:07:34

that's enough.

01:07:34

Roll one D 10.

01:07:36

Plus three.

01:07:39

Right.

01:07:39

Yes.

01:07:41

Oh,

01:07:47

nine.

01:07:48

That's pretty good.

01:07:49

Actually.

01:07:49

He's going to,

01:07:52

that is pretty good.

01:07:52

He's going to wish he didn't fuck with me.

01:07:54

He is close enough to summer.

01:07:57

Oh,

01:07:58

and boom,

01:07:58

your invisibility is no more.

01:08:00

Oh,

01:08:01

no.

01:08:01

I,

01:08:02

as soon as you cast a spell or attack,

01:08:05

it goes away.

01:08:05

Oh,

01:08:07

bogus.

01:08:08

Yeah.

01:08:09

I bet you're glad you used one of your spells on that.

01:08:12

I don't give a fuck,

01:08:14

man.

01:08:14

Okay.

01:08:17

If I care,

01:08:18

go ahead.

01:08:18

Ask me if I care.

01:08:19

Go ahead.

01:08:20

Go ahead.

01:08:20

Say boo.

01:08:21

Do you care?

01:08:21

I don't care if you care at all.

01:08:23

Jerry,

01:08:24

do you care?

01:08:25

No.

01:08:26

Yes.

01:08:27

I'm all out.

01:08:29

The creature will then bite.

01:08:31

Think better of it and go home.

01:08:33

He goes back to his home planet.

01:08:39

Go bite summer.

01:08:43

Aha.

01:08:45

Oh,

01:08:46

so.

01:08:47

But misses.

01:08:48

I'm too slippery.

01:08:49

But misses.

01:08:49

Yes.

01:08:50

So now it is Jerry's turn.

01:08:53

He is in a compromised position.

01:08:55

Certainly.

01:08:56

Certainly.

01:08:59

Where am I?

01:09:04

Behind him still?

01:09:05

Here behind him.

01:09:06

You're a little bit farther back.

01:09:07

All right.

01:09:08

I guess I'm going to ray of frost him.

01:09:12

All right.

01:09:13

Do another D20.

01:09:14

I forgot last time.

01:09:16

Did you hit him with the ray of frost?

01:09:18

Yeah,

01:09:19

it was real good.

01:09:20

Oh,

01:09:20

that's right.

01:09:21

It was real good.

01:09:21

That's not as good.

01:09:26

You miss.

01:09:29

What?

01:09:29

You miss a fucking game.

01:09:34

I'm going to hit him with some arrows.

01:09:39

Okay.

01:09:41

Okay.

01:09:48

So that hits.

01:09:48

One D10.

01:09:52

plus three.

01:09:53

Oh,

01:09:58

so much damage.

01:09:59

So much damage.

01:10:01

And he poofs into a red mist.

01:10:04

He does die.

01:10:06

Yeah.

01:10:07

Embarrassing death.

01:10:09

Did we show him what we've got?

01:10:12

You showed him what you got.

01:10:14

What I've got is a bunch of goddamn arrows.

01:10:16

And I'm a good dancer and confident,

01:10:19

too.

01:10:20

Well,

01:10:24

he's upset enough to say disqualified.

01:10:26

And then he dies.

01:10:26

Wow.

01:10:29

Wow.

01:10:32

That seemed unnecessary.

01:10:34

As soon as he dies,

01:10:36

a trap door pops open

01:10:37

in the back of the room.

01:10:38

Hey,

01:10:40

trap door.

01:10:41

I don't like the trap part of that.

01:10:42

Well,

01:10:46

that's why you should go investigate it first.

01:10:48

Investigate the trap door

01:10:50

or

01:10:51

loot his body.

01:10:52

Yeah,

01:10:53

go ahead.

01:10:53

Go ahead.

01:10:53

Listen,

01:10:54

I keep trying to investigate these chests

01:10:57

and I keep getting bitten.

01:10:58

All right.

01:10:58

I don't think you're going to get bitten

01:10:59

by a trap door.

01:11:00

All right.

01:11:01

I jump into the door.

01:11:03

Into the garbage pit.

01:11:05

It's not that big.

01:11:07

Oh.

01:11:07

I can't fit in it?

01:11:08

Do I get stuck?

01:11:09

Your one foot goes down into it

01:11:14

and

01:11:15

it hits a bag of some sort.

01:11:18

Is it

01:11:20

whoa?

01:11:20

Is it bodies?

01:11:21

If you can't fit into it,

01:11:27

why do you think

01:11:28

there would be bodies in there?

01:11:29

No,

01:11:29

I don't.

01:11:30

I get down and

01:11:30

grab

01:11:31

maybe

01:11:31

I get down

01:11:32

and grab his foot

01:11:33

grab her foot

01:11:34

and pull it out

01:11:35

and start looking.

01:11:35

You are

01:11:38

messing around

01:11:39

too much.

01:11:40

All right.

01:11:40

Inside the trap door cubbyhole

01:11:42

is a bag contained

01:11:43

in 17 gold,

01:11:44

two small rubies

01:11:46

and a dead spider.

01:11:48

I give

01:11:51

Summer the dead spider.

01:11:52

Thanks.

01:11:53

All right.

01:11:53

Thank you.

01:11:54

That's

01:11:54

that dead spider

01:11:56

is worth 5,000 gold

01:11:57

pieces.

01:11:57

To

01:11:59

whom?

01:12:00

Someone.

01:12:03

The seller

01:12:06

of

01:12:06

antiquities.

01:12:08

It's actually

01:12:09

a Fabergé

01:12:10

dead spider.

01:12:11

Well,

01:12:13

I give it

01:12:14

I knew that all along.

01:12:15

I just

01:12:15

I felt like,

01:12:16

you know,

01:12:16

the rest of the

01:12:17

rest of the stuff

01:12:18

is pretty good for them.

01:12:19

Yeah,

01:12:19

that's great,

01:12:20

I guess.

01:12:20

Wow.

01:12:23

She doesn't even appreciate it.

01:12:24

Oh,

01:12:24

I'm going to have to

01:12:25

sell this now.

01:12:27

I'm going to have to

01:12:28

find a buyer

01:12:29

or sell it on eBay.

01:12:30

Now I got to carry on

01:12:32

this stupid,

01:12:33

fragile spider.

01:12:35

My God.

01:12:38

You gave me the

01:12:39

you gave me a spider ring,

01:12:40

basically.

01:12:41

Worst dad ever.

01:12:47

I don't know.

01:12:48

I feel like this is how you would react in real life,

01:12:51

tiger.

01:12:51

No.

01:12:52

Like if someone gave you a $5,000 Fabergé spider,

01:12:56

that was,

01:12:57

you know,

01:12:57

you'd be like,

01:12:58

great.

01:12:59

Thanks.

01:13:00

Yeah.

01:13:00

Thanks.

01:13:04

you know,

01:13:04

you're welcome.

01:13:07

All right,

01:13:10

then.

01:13:10

All right.

01:13:12

There's only one door left.

01:13:13

Well,

01:13:15

you can go,

01:13:15

I guess,

01:13:16

back to the room where you killed yourself,

01:13:19

but see if we're still dead.

01:13:21

Yeah.

01:13:24

No,

01:13:24

I'm never going back.

01:13:25

I'm going to try and forget that as much as I can.

01:13:27

All right.

01:13:29

So you go into the door.

01:13:31

Wow.

01:13:34

Is that an anime skull?

01:13:36

No,

01:13:38

it's nowhere.

01:13:39

Oh,

01:13:40

he doesn't get it.

01:13:42

No,

01:13:43

I don't think he does.

01:13:44

I don't.

01:13:45

It's from Guardians of the Galaxy.

01:13:48

No.

01:13:48

It's a movie film.

01:13:51

Never heard of it.

01:13:53

a massive disembodied humanoid head hovers above the floor.

01:13:57

The bottom of its neck is capped with some kind of metal device.

01:14:00

It appears to be muttered to itself,

01:14:02

but what it's saying sounds like gibberish.

01:14:04

That's racist.

01:14:07

Against gibberish?

01:14:09

Could just be an accent.

01:14:13

Continue,

01:14:14

please.

01:14:14

What do you do?

01:14:17

Oh,

01:14:17

that's it.

01:14:22

Oh,

01:14:23

no,

01:14:23

I go ahead,

01:14:23

tiger.

01:14:24

Go ahead.

01:14:24

Continue.

01:14:25

What do you want from us monster?

01:14:26

It just keeps jibbering.

01:14:34

Oh,

01:14:36

but you can't really make it out because you didn't.

01:14:39

You're still too far away.

01:14:40

All right.

01:14:41

So I get closer and I investigate.

01:14:43

All right.

01:14:44

Investigation check.

01:14:47

Or perception.

01:14:48

Do perception.

01:14:50

Do perception.

01:14:55

Do a perception check.

01:14:57

Got it.

01:14:58

Successful.

01:15:01

It is successful.

01:15:04

Yeah.

01:15:06

All right.

01:15:07

All right.

01:15:07

So you see at the,

01:15:08

the device at the base of the head,

01:15:11

of the head's neck is a series of pipes and tubes connecting to a glowing furnace.

01:15:15

A clumsy series of gears and wheels grinds loudly from the,

01:15:19

from inside the device,

01:15:21

which coughs up weak,

01:15:22

uh,

01:15:24

plumes of smoke.

01:15:25

As the furnace glows brighter,

01:15:29

the head begins to speak more clearly,

01:15:31

which is to say it's jibberish.

01:15:33

It only gets louder.

01:15:33

Mumford,

01:15:35

potato,

01:15:35

sun,

01:15:36

spelling,

01:15:37

Casper,

01:15:38

igneous.

01:15:39

It sounds as though it's listed in words.

01:15:41

And now it starts to yell.

01:15:43

The piercing hiss comes from behind the pipes and tubes under the head.

01:15:47

And a bunch of thin strips of parchment suddenly shoot forth.

01:15:50

From the dark corners of the room,

01:15:52

four giant spiders suddenly rush up in a kind of worshipful reverence.

01:15:57

One skitters up to you and shoves each of you and shows the parchment strips

01:16:02

into your face.

01:16:03

Read it,

01:16:05

it chitters to self,

01:16:06

not out loud.

01:16:06

So I will have to talk to you individually.

01:16:10

Wait a second.

01:16:12

How does a spider shove someone?

01:16:14

With its legs.

01:16:18

Got them.

01:16:19

I'm one of them now.

01:16:21

What do you mean you're one of them?

01:16:24

Spiders.

01:16:25

I'm in the spider clan because I have a dead spider Fabergé.

01:16:28

Okay.

01:16:31

That sucks.

01:16:32

It doesn't suck.

01:16:34

They,

01:16:34

how much that we broke the other game.

01:16:37

I think they recognize me as one of their own.

01:16:40

Perhaps a guy.

01:16:42

You have an unlimited quiver.

01:16:44

You somehow joined a spider gang.

01:16:49

You can't have the force for the other game.

01:16:52

And he could have tried to stop me.

01:16:55

You made no effort to stop me.

01:16:57

I'm not even sure he's paying attention.

01:16:58

Me?

01:17:02

No,

01:17:04

no,

01:17:05

I am not.

01:17:11

Oh,

01:17:11

crap.

01:17:12

Okay.

01:17:13

Um,

01:17:17

okay.

01:17:17

So how do I mute?

01:17:19

Um,

01:17:20

one of you.

01:17:21

Uh,

01:17:25

booze should be deaf right now.

01:17:27

Okay.

01:17:29

Yeah.

01:17:29

I can get the mic drink.

01:17:31

Okay.

01:17:31

Uh,

01:17:32

picking over one through four.

01:17:33

Uh,

01:17:35

two.

01:17:36

Two.

01:17:37

Okay.

01:17:38

You really love this head.

01:17:40

What do you mean?

01:17:41

No one is allowed to approach the head.

01:17:44

How big is the head again?

01:17:46

I don't remember.

01:17:46

It's pretty big.

01:17:48

Like I could go inside of it.

01:17:50

No,

01:17:53

not that big.

01:17:54

Cause this looks like a space station.

01:17:56

Like,

01:17:56

yeah.

01:17:57

Yeah.

01:17:57

You know,

01:17:58

my pictures are.

01:17:59

No,

01:18:00

I know,

01:18:00

but I'm just trying to get a sense.

01:18:01

It's not quite that big,

01:18:02

but it's bigger than a human head.

01:18:06

Or,

01:18:06

you know what?

01:18:07

Give me a,

01:18:07

roll a D 20 for me.

01:18:08

Uh,

01:18:10

right.

01:18:11

Okay.

01:18:16

So now you really love the head.

01:18:19

No one is allowed to approach the head and you have to,

01:18:21

you have to keep all others.

01:18:23

Uh,

01:18:25

a lot.

01:18:25

Oh,

01:18:25

wait,

01:18:26

just try to keep people away.

01:18:28

Yeah.

01:18:30

Okay.

01:18:30

Even spiders.

01:18:32

Cause.

01:18:33

Yeah.

01:18:35

Okay.

01:18:37

Okay.

01:18:38

So can you.

01:18:42

I'm deaf and boo and deaf and yourself.

01:18:44

I'll give you a thumbs up when you can.

01:18:46

All right.

01:18:47

Uh,

01:18:47

hold on.

01:18:48

So boo's on deaf.

01:18:50

I should be deaf now.

01:18:54

Yeah.

01:18:55

I can't hear you.

01:18:56

Okay,

01:18:57

good.

01:18:58

You're a jerk.

01:18:59

Okay.

01:19:00

Boo.

01:19:00

Okay.

01:19:00

Boo.

01:19:00

Roll a D 20 for me.

01:19:03

Okay.

01:19:15

Now pick a number one through four.

01:19:20

Uh,

01:19:20

three.

01:19:20

Three.

01:19:21

Okay.

01:19:22

So this parchment that he hands you.

01:19:24

It says the head is unnatural.

01:19:27

It makes you sick.

01:19:28

Just when,

01:19:29

just what does it think it's doing?

01:19:31

You have to kill that.

01:19:32

Okay.

01:19:35

I have to kill the head.

01:19:36

Yes.

01:19:36

Oh my God.

01:19:38

Um,

01:19:41

he's not even looking.

01:19:42

He's never going to hear it.

01:19:46

I know.

01:19:47

It's going to go on forever.

01:19:48

Hello.

01:19:51

Okay.

01:19:54

So I forgot to make one for the head.

01:19:59

So just go this one back in.

01:20:04

Oh,

01:20:10

I got to adjust some stuff.

01:20:11

I guess.

01:20:13

I got to.

01:20:13

Thank you.

01:20:16

I forgot.

01:20:17

It's not going to have a picture.

01:20:25

It's.

01:20:25

Hey,

01:20:26

spiders.

01:20:45

It's right up on us.

01:20:49

But can they see the spider gem?

01:20:59

Yeah.

01:20:59

But can they see the spider gem?

01:20:59

Okay., okay.

01:21:11

Okay.

01:21:12

Okay.

01:21:12

Okay.

01:21:13

Okay.

01:21:25

Okay.

01:21:26

Okay.

01:21:26

So,

01:21:29

I guess we should roll for initiative.

01:21:32

Oh, this is a fight.

01:21:37

Yeah.

01:21:37

Fuck.

01:21:38

Good thing I'm at my most strongest.

01:21:40

Wait,

01:21:43

can we take a long,

01:21:45

a long rest first?

01:21:46

Nope.

01:21:48

No.

01:21:49

We're in this to win it.

01:21:52

All right.

01:21:52

All right.

01:21:56

All right.

01:21:56

Okay.

01:22:05

Tiger,

01:22:05

you're first.

01:22:06

Ladies first.

01:22:09

I don't know.

01:22:12

How much,

01:22:13

how many arrows should we say I have left?

01:22:14

Cause I can't have unlimited.

01:22:16

Did I use,

01:22:18

did I use 10?

01:22:19

Do you think it was more than 10?

01:22:23

I would say it's probably.

01:22:25

Okay.

01:22:26

I'm going to say all the ones that you hit them with,

01:22:30

you were able to get back.

01:22:32

But every shot you missed,

01:22:33

that arrow breaks.

01:22:35

Well,

01:22:35

I don't think I missed 10 times.

01:22:36

Maybe over the whole game.

01:22:37

I don't know.

01:22:38

Over the whole game.

01:22:39

All right.

01:22:39

So I have 10 arrows remaining.

01:22:44

And so I have,

01:22:50

there's a spider in front of each of us and they don't look friendly.

01:22:54

I imagine.

01:22:54

They do not.

01:22:57

And that other,

01:22:57

there's a spider up at top.

01:22:59

Is that a real spider?

01:23:00

What is he doing?

01:23:02

He's just standing there staring at you.

01:23:05

I'm free to make her move.

01:23:06

As you by the head.

01:23:09

Yeah.

01:23:11

I'm going to shoot it.

01:23:12

Shoot the one on the top.

01:23:14

Yeah.

01:23:15

I did not.

01:23:17

Oh,

01:23:19

fuck.

01:23:19

Four giant spiders.

01:23:23

We're doomed.

01:23:25

We can't,

01:23:26

we can't beat four spiders.

01:23:31

So the first giant spider just moved closer to the head.

01:23:34

So I'll let you attack the giant spider.

01:23:36

Maybe we'll become the spiders.

01:23:38

Like last time we killed something.

01:23:39

I'd rather be a spider than.

01:23:42

And I don't mean that.

01:23:45

Yourself.

01:23:46

Yeah.

01:23:51

All right.

01:23:51

So you're able to hit it.

01:23:52

And put the arrow.

01:23:53

Explode it into a million.

01:23:55

Okay.

01:23:56

One D10.

01:23:57

Okay.

01:23:57

So 12 damage.

01:24:14

All right.

01:24:15

As soon as you do that.

01:24:16

The other spiders run away.

01:24:18

Because they did not meet you any harm.

01:24:21

I tried to talk to the spider.

01:24:23

I tried to tell him I was actually it's God.

01:24:25

Spider gems.

01:24:29

But now you're just left with the head.

01:24:31

Well now what?

01:24:34

Now the head?

01:24:34

Yes.

01:24:35

All right.

01:24:38

So.

01:24:39

Who,

01:24:40

it is your turn.

01:24:41

I,

01:24:43

um.

01:24:44

I whack him with my quarterstaff.

01:24:46

The head?

01:24:47

You whack the head?

01:24:48

Yeah.

01:24:49

I mean,

01:24:50

are we trying to talk to him?

01:24:51

Or are we trying to fight him?

01:24:51

I think we should talk to him.

01:24:53

He just keeps mumbling.

01:24:57

And inconsistent.

01:24:59

Like,

01:24:59

just the same four words.

01:25:01

That's all.

01:25:02

So.

01:25:02

What are the four words again?

01:25:04

Oh,

01:25:04

five words.

01:25:05

Sorry.

01:25:05

Mumford.

01:25:06

Potato.

01:25:07

Spellin.

01:25:08

Casper.

01:25:10

Igneous.

01:25:11

Does any hitting happen if I repeat that?

01:25:17

No.

01:25:18

All right.

01:25:19

So I just have to fight him.

01:25:20

Yeah.

01:25:21

All right.

01:25:22

I hit him with my quarterstaff.

01:25:23

Okay.

01:25:25

Hit him a stiff whack with it.

01:25:28

All right.

01:25:29

Just to make sure.

01:25:29

That means you must approach the head.

01:25:31

Yeah.

01:25:32

I approached it.

01:25:33

Okay.

01:25:35

So you walk up closer to it?

01:25:37

Yep.

01:25:38

Okay.

01:25:39

Gonna smack it.

01:25:41

All right.

01:25:42

Roll a d20 then.

01:25:43

I don't think you should smack it.

01:25:48

I think you should be its friend.

01:25:50

How?

01:25:53

I'm giving it candy.

01:25:54

I'm giving it candy.

01:25:56

All right.

01:26:00

I'm just gonna headhunter right now.

01:26:01

You managed to.

01:26:05

You were just bludgeoning it?

01:26:06

I kind of more poked it.

01:26:09

You know,

01:26:09

it was,

01:26:10

but it was a stern.

01:26:10

Okay.

01:26:13

All right.

01:26:14

It probably caused some damage,

01:26:15

but hopefully I didn't get him in the eye.

01:26:17

Like.

01:26:18

Roll a d6.

01:26:19

Give it a quick wrap.

01:26:28

five points.

01:26:29

All right.

01:26:33

Summer,

01:26:33

your turn.

01:26:34

Um.

01:26:36

I'm going to

01:26:39

grab Jerry

01:26:40

and pull him back

01:26:41

towards where I'm standing.

01:26:43

Okay.

01:26:45

Give me

01:26:48

a.

01:26:48

Give me an animal handle check.

01:26:57

It's not very nice.

01:26:58

So I started laughing.

01:27:01

Yeah.

01:27:01

You're not able to.

01:27:04

Ah.

01:27:04

All right.

01:27:09

I had just kind of.

01:27:24

It doesn't really do anything.

01:27:27

Just sits there.

01:27:27

Blinking.

01:27:28

Staring at you.

01:27:29

Oh,

01:27:31

good.

01:27:31

I was worried that was going to really incite its anger.

01:27:34

I mean,

01:27:36

it's just that.

01:27:37

Can't really do much.

01:27:39

I'm just a head.

01:27:40

And I'm only a head.

01:27:43

Sitting here on Capitol bed.

01:27:45

Oh.

01:27:49

Show me what you got.

01:27:51

You should have did that for.

01:27:52

Yeah.

01:27:57

Jerry,

01:27:58

your turn.

01:27:59

Um.

01:27:59

Ray of frost.

01:28:03

And do Ray of frost.

01:28:05

Yeah.

01:28:06

Okay.

01:28:07

Maybe he likes Ray of frost.

01:28:10

I'm all out of everything else.

01:28:13

I have the spider climb and shield left.

01:28:18

Spider climb.

01:28:21

Yeah.

01:28:21

Yeah.

01:28:21

It's where I can climb on walls.

01:28:22

Like a spider.

01:28:23

Yeah.

01:28:25

No,

01:28:26

like.

01:28:26

I can give it to people too.

01:28:29

If you ever wanted it.

01:28:29

Yes.

01:28:32

I want.

01:28:35

All right.

01:28:35

Do one.

01:28:36

Do one.

01:28:36

Do one.

01:28:36

Do one.

01:28:37

Five.

01:28:43

Five.

01:28:45

Five.

01:28:45

Five.

01:28:45

Five damage.

01:28:46

But then you notice your Ray of frost hit the.

01:28:48

Shit.

01:28:49

The.

01:28:50

Uh.

01:28:51

It hit the furnace that was underneath it.

01:28:55

And that really,

01:28:57

really weakened it.

01:28:58

A lot.

01:28:59

So it takes another.

01:29:00

Five points.

01:29:00

Yeah.

01:29:01

Hooray.

01:29:03

God damn it.

01:29:03

Okay.

01:29:17

Summer,

01:29:18

your turn.

01:29:19

I start sprinting towards the head.

01:29:20

How far can I get?

01:29:21

Uh.

01:29:25

If you sprint,

01:29:25

you can get up next to it.

01:29:27

Right next to it?

01:29:27

Yeah.

01:29:29

In between.

01:29:29

Uh.

01:29:31

Jerry and the head.

01:29:32

Yes.

01:29:33

Okay.

01:29:33

Then I'll do that.

01:29:34

Jerry and the head.

01:29:36

Yeah.

01:29:36

I'm going to do that.

01:29:37

Okay.

01:29:39

Uh.

01:29:41

The head just kind of.

01:29:42

Blinks.

01:29:43

But it's a little bit slower this time.

01:29:44

It.

01:29:45

Blinks slowly?

01:29:47

Yeah.

01:29:48

Interesting.

01:29:50

Is it though?

01:29:53

Just a thing to say.

01:29:56

What?

01:29:58

It's just a thing to say.

01:29:58

Jerry.

01:29:59

Jerry,

01:30:04

your turn.

01:30:04

Frost.

01:30:09

You're going to hit

01:30:11

Summer.

01:30:12

Summer's standing right in front of the head.

01:30:14

All right.

01:30:15

Shield.

01:30:18

On you?

01:30:22

Um.

01:30:22

Um.

01:30:22

Um.

01:30:22

Yes.

01:30:26

Oh.

01:30:28

Okay.

01:30:28

All right.

01:30:34

So.

01:30:35

You can just do it.

01:30:36

So you have a plus five to, uh.

01:30:41

Your AC.

01:30:42

For the rest of the fight.

01:30:45

Cool.

01:30:47

Yeah.

01:30:48

Tiger.

01:30:49

Tiger.

01:30:49

Or Summer.

01:30:52

Wait.

01:30:54

No.

01:30:54

It's.

01:30:54

It's the head's turn.

01:30:55

No.

01:30:57

Oh.

01:30:59

After Boo.

01:30:59

Yeah, it is.

01:31:00

Right.

01:31:03

I forgot you ran up.

01:31:04

Yeah.

01:31:04

Um.

01:31:05

The head just sits there.

01:31:07

Can't really do much.

01:31:08

Because it's just.

01:31:08

Continues to sit there.

01:31:10

The head with a bunch of wires and furnace.

01:31:12

Sitting underneath it.

01:31:13

I mean, it blinks.

01:31:15

But slowly.

01:31:15

Yeah.

01:31:16

Um.

01:31:19

I would like to jump on the head.

01:31:21

Okay.

01:31:25

Give me an acrobatics check.

01:31:27

Like, uh.

01:31:28

You know, with my arms and legs.

01:31:30

Like jumping into somebody's arms.

01:31:32

Acrobatics.

01:31:34

Okay.

01:31:34

Yes.

01:31:34

Yes.

01:31:43

You do.

01:31:44

You don't make it on top of the head.

01:31:47

But what happens?

01:31:48

You.

01:31:49

You slide down.

01:31:51

And you.

01:31:52

You end up sitting on the floor.

01:31:53

With your arms wrapped around.

01:31:54

A furnace?

01:31:56

Uh.

01:31:56

The furnace.

01:31:58

Yeah.

01:32:03

But it's a clear.

01:32:04

Clear line of view for.

01:32:06

You're no longer standing right in front of the head.

01:32:09

Uh oh.

01:32:10

So.

01:32:14

Jerry.

01:32:14

Frosty.

01:32:16

All right.

01:32:18

And I have another ray of frost.

01:32:19

One D20.

01:32:20

All right.

01:32:30

Then do a D8.

01:32:32

I believe it is.

01:32:32

Yeah.

01:32:33

Yeah.

01:32:36

One D8.

01:32:36

Ooh.

01:32:41

Nice.

01:32:41

All right.

01:32:42

So then.

01:32:46

It gets additional damage again.

01:32:48

Five more points of damage.

01:32:49

To the furnace.

01:32:51

And now it blinks.

01:32:52

Even slower.

01:32:54

Kind of looks like it's going to die.

01:32:56

With how slow.

01:32:57

Its eyes are closing.

01:32:59

No.

01:33:01

Not the head.

01:33:02

All right.

01:33:08

What do you do?

01:33:09

Uh.

01:33:09

It's.

01:33:09

Tiger.

01:33:10

So.

01:33:11

His turn was just spent blinking.

01:33:13

Yeah.

01:33:15

All right.

01:33:16

Uh.

01:33:18

I'm going to jump on the head.

01:33:19

I'm going to jump on the head.

01:33:19

And hug it.

01:33:21

Some more.

01:33:21

Hey.

01:33:23

Acrobatics.

01:33:23

Acrobatics.

01:33:34

Acrobatics.

01:33:34

This time when you go to jump on it.

01:33:37

You completely miss.

01:33:38

And you just land on the floor on the other side.

01:33:41

Oh no.

01:33:42

Oh no.

01:33:46

Jerry.

01:33:48

Oh man.

01:33:51

Um.

01:33:52

Yeah.

01:33:53

Way of frost.

01:33:57

All right.

01:33:59

Another d20.

01:34:00

I don't know.

01:34:00

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:01

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:02

I don't know.

01:34:03

I don't know.

01:34:03

I don't know.

01:34:03

I don't know.

01:34:03

There's nothing else in the room.

01:34:04

Just to.

01:34:05

Just this guy.

01:34:06

Yeah.

01:34:06

Just the head and everything that makes it work.

01:34:09

Yeah.

01:34:10

Because I am.

01:34:11

I'm like out of attacks almost.

01:34:12

Except for that and my quarter stiff.

01:34:15

Yeah.

01:34:16

All right.

01:34:17

So roll a d8.

01:34:18

Hooray.

01:34:25

Another eight.

01:34:26

Wow.

01:34:26

The natural eight.

01:34:27

Killing it.

01:34:28

An anti-eight.

01:34:30

So with that, the giant head closes its eyes.

01:34:37

Not the head.

01:34:38

Close its eyes, but it does not open.

01:34:42

That.

01:34:44

And the furnace goes out.

01:34:47

And as Summer looks on, she sees the furnace just completely dying.

01:34:52

She gets very, very sad.

01:34:54

Very upset.

01:34:55

You never wanted us to be together.

01:34:58

You always hated this head.

01:35:00

You didn't even give it a chance.

01:35:03

You were shooting it too.

01:35:07

I was not.

01:35:08

You don't even pay attention.

01:35:14

So after the head dies, your head, both of your guys' thoughts are clear.

01:35:24

You're thinking back to normal.

01:35:26

No more stinking thinking?

01:35:31

No more thinking for you.

01:35:33

Oh.

01:35:36

Well, Jerry never really thinks anything.

01:35:38

What?

01:35:40

See?

01:35:41

He more just goes with the flow.

01:35:44

Oh, that was weird.

01:35:47

You want to talk about it?

01:35:51

You want to talk about your experience a little bit?

01:35:54

Are you scared?

01:35:56

No, I really, really loved the head.

01:36:02

Listen, the head wasn't talking to nobody.

01:36:04

That's true.

01:36:07

Which makes it.

01:36:08

He did not have your best interest in the heart.

01:36:09

But we don't know that.

01:36:13

I think I do.

01:36:15

I think if I just had a chance.

01:36:17

I don't think so.

01:36:21

I don't think he had any.

01:36:22

I don't think he had a good head on his shoulders.

01:36:24

I don't think he had any shoulders.

01:36:28

Can't trust a guy without shoulders.

01:36:29

They have no backbone.

01:36:31

Hmm.

01:36:32

Take that as a lesson.

01:36:38

All right.

01:36:40

If you guys just want to walk into this next room.

01:36:43

And then we can end it there.

01:36:44

Okay.

01:36:44

I run.

01:36:46

Oh, I can't move.

01:36:48

Yes.

01:36:48

I paused you.

01:36:49

Come on, man.

01:36:53

Oh, this is Shenanigans Irish Bowls.

01:36:57

Irish Bowls.

01:36:59

That's what it looks like.

01:37:00

It says.

01:37:00

What does it say?

01:37:01

Irish Pub.

01:37:03

Irish Pub.

01:37:04

That makes more sense.

01:37:05

I assume.

01:37:06

No, I think it says Irish Buns.

01:37:09

Does it though?

01:37:12

I'm pretty sure that's a P.

01:37:16

Yeah, P.

01:37:17

P-U-N.

01:37:18

Oh.

01:37:19

No, not puns.

01:37:22

Oh, my God.

01:37:26

That's the guy from Megaton.

01:37:27

What?

01:37:30

One of these guys.

01:37:31

The.

01:37:34

Oh, yeah.

01:37:35

He looks like the irradiated guy from Megaton.

01:37:37

That's.

01:37:39

Yeah, he is.

01:37:40

All right.

01:37:42

From Megaton.

01:37:42

Okay.

01:37:44

So this room is one of those chain restaurants that looks like a wacky tavern with all kinds

01:37:48

of bright lights and kitschy crap on the walls.

01:37:51

Numerous patrons cower at their tables.

01:37:54

Could the appetizers really be that bad?

01:37:58

So as you enter an animatronic iguana where overalls and a straw hat comes over and says,

01:38:05

Hi, welcome to Frankie Freem's.

01:38:06

Y'all need a drink?

01:38:07

She's trying to be like some kind of Southern Belle and is carrying a guitar.

01:38:13

Except she's a lizard.

01:38:15

And the name tag reads Layla.

01:38:17

Layla.

01:38:17

Da-da-da-da-da-dew.

01:38:20

Bye.

01:38:20

Bye.

01:38:23

Bye.

01:38:24

Bye.

01:40:04

Thank you.

Episode 6