- Crew of the Kahuna

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all right so we just got you guys just let the many doors rule right

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yeah there's been a lot of rooms with many oh there were so many doors there were so

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many several surprise doors that we didn't see coming yes and some we saw more than once

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quite a few times yeah that reminds me i should go make a drink

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hey you just finished yours my drink no this was pop oh yeah that's what they all say

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that's asmr sure

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i didn't put the doors the actual doors in this door room

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well that's because there were 12 of them right or 20 of them yeah

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i don't want you guys getting confused

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were you successful upside down yeah i think i was

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i don't remember i never remember the controls for this goddamn game

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quit spinning i'm trying to spread myself out here and it won't let me do it

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shift

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hey quit moving me around oh that was not boo i thought that was boo that moved me around

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okay i think i got something

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who's that oh what was his name two butts that's right doesn't everybody have two butts

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no especially you're missing half a butt yeah i know

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i don't have much written down from last session other than cool crying

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you did you did a lot of half of that those words i also wrote down cool crying

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and i wrote down cherd cannon i don't know what that is

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you guys are on a mission to destroy the butt trap that stole butts

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well not uh i i would describe it differently

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i would say we're trying to rescue my butt

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i don't care if we have to destroy anything

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if we can bribe him or just ask him nicely that'd be fine too

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okay well the weapon that you have made in tommy two butts

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that's right laboratory was the cherd cannon

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oh and the cherd cannon is the destroyer of butt stones

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yes

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butt rocks

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yeah

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but marble butts yeah

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all right so yeah i don't i uh yeah we were stuck on the uh

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multiple dice

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but no we right at the end i

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we got out

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you got out and then i ran out of rooms

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so now you guys have the choice of either going up or left

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i we already

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i thought we already decided down

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no i thought we came in from you

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no that's the one you came in is is the down one

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jerry you picked one and i was following you i believe is how it went

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uh you did ask me to describe one of the rooms

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if that's the one you want to go into

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or not

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all right let's go north

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all right

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i'm not sure we know which way we're oriented

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i don't think we have a compass

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you go to the upper door

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oh there we go okay

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yeah i don't have the game pause

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how do i zoom out can you guys remember

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i'm sure

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i'm like you're saying i use the wheel

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i don't have a wheel i have a

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it should be a two finger scroll

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that it just keeps me doing this

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on character

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oh that might be it

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click

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how do i unclick

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click somewhere else

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you might

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you might have to change the setting

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you

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this is something we had to do that before

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okay

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he was right

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he was right

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all right cool

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that's like now i can see

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tommy two boats

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there is tommy two boats

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right next to you

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and you guys are go

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you guys decided to go to the upper door

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which is

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this one

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this one

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oh that's a chair

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that's put doors here too

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that's a chair with legs

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holy jesus

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most chairs have legs

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hachi machi

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no those are human legs

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that's the opposite of an armchair

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i'm so happy that his claps don't come through

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so man

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oh i can go home now

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yes please

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he is home

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all right

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it stinks like old hamburger meat here

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before you can come to appreciate the delicate

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delicate bouquet

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you see five zombies hunched over another rotten looking figure

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in a plush chair

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it looks like zombies are gesturing accusingly at the figure

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which appears to be tied up

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you miss a lot of the nuance of the zombies debate

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though since they're just grunting and moaning

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if you

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if you wanted this room to be

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weirder

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you're in luck

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because these zombies got no

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butts

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you have no butts

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you have no butts

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they have no butts

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it's like you're half related to these guys

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some

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all right

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uh instead of five i'm doing three

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sorry

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all right

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so retcon

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yeah three

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all right

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uh

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they have no butts

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ask them why they have no butts

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greetings

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where are thou butts

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that's how you start a conversation

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that's

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i've never talked to a zombie

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we are

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normal

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we're very insensitive

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i i have never talked to a zombie before

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i figured

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i'm the first person to ever speak politely to them

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uh

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dad

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holy

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you're never not embarrassing

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and all of a sudden the ghoul calls out

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help

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i know i'm a ghoul

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and this could easily be my thing

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but it's not

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the zombies think i ate their butts

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but i swear i didn't

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help me

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please

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so we're helping a ghoul

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yes

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yeah

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all right

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i say we help them

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uh

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we're help

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helping the ghoul

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yeah why not

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all right

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uh

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the zombies were talking to us

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no the ghoul was

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did the zombies talk to us

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the zombies got very

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um

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upset when the first question

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they were at

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or

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first thing that you guys said

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said was to ask about their missing butts

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well

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my question

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mainly is

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do they speak

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words

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yes

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okay

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listen

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i

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probably

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don't

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you don't want to eat that guy

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ghouls don't taste good

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no we don't want to eat him

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we want him to give our butt

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give him

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we want him to give us our butts back

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he doesn't know anything about that

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what's a ghoul no

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i

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let's just say i know

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where

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happens to buzz

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and what happens to them

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and

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i

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turn around

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and i point

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at

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my butt

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look at this

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i'm one of you

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okay

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but

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that doesn't

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explain what happened to it

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well

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it wasn't eaten by

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he also

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ate half of your butt

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we don't know that

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i'm telling you

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he didn't eat my butt

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i don't know that

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well i'm telling you

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it's been taken

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why should i trust you

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his half cheek

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is at a party right now

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is it

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i think that's where i remember

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it was like a hellhole party

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kind of

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wasn't it

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i might be

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misremembering

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uh

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let's see

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i don't

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left butt cheek

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alissa

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i have written down

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uh

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because we saw it one day

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we saw it

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it was in the mirror

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the broken mirror

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yeah

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oh

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and what

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it was just hanging out

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it was like a party

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but the uh

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your butt was like

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being left out

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oh so it wasn't even

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being cool

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no yeah

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it's it's hell

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for your butt

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oh boy

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so anyway

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i know where my butt went

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and it didn't get eaten

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by this cool

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it was eaten by some

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fucking rock

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i think it's a churd

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what is a churd

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i don't know

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but i'm gonna kill it

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we got some churd gun

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we're gonna fucking kill this thing

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and get my butt back

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a churd gun

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churd gun

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yeah

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doesn't shoot churds

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it kills churds

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what is a churd

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churd

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i don't know

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but it's a rock

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that ate my butt

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and it's gotta pay

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you know

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you're lucky

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we're not the zombies

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that like to eat brains

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because otherwise

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we would have passed you up

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a long time ago

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that's

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wow

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zing of the day

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zing

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well great

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i guess

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um

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ghoul

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why should we save you

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because i'm innocent

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i didn't take anybody's butt

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but

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i

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not sure i need to get involved

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anymore

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i'd like to help the ghoul

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why do you want to help the ghoul

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because he sounds like a

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a ghoul guy

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yes he is a ghoul guy

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i don't know

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don't you think he's kind of cool

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a cool

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i don't know

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i got a good

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i got a good feeling about him

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i like the cut of his jib

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all right

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tommy two bucks steps up

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oh boy

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and he goes

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all right listen zombies

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i am the scientist of this dungeon

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don't listen to him

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shut up

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i'm trying to help you

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we got this one though

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i told him

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my butt was eaten

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shut

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all right

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all right

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so

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we have invented

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a

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as my

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young

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very young

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half butt

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butted

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a companion

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that said

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we have invented

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the chert cannon

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which will

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destroy

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the trap

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that ate your butts

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and it will return them to you

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yeah the butt rock

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i said that

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she did say that

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yes

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maybe your glasses will be more

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more convincing

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what

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i said maybe because you're wearing glasses

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they'll believe you

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oh

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i believe them already

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so

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if you let us pass

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without harming us

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then

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we'll return

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to prove that

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you know

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we did what we said

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we were gonna do

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and if you don't

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i'll fucking blast you

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with these arrows

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you always have to be so violent

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i'm so mad

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this is a game

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about

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creativity

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and you're getting so violent

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we're not in gta

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some

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i am

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kind of a drama bomb

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and

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my butt is missing

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so

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i do not have time

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to be

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messing around

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with

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zombies and ghouls

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no time at all

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so keep moving

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and get out of the way

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you can at least

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ask the zombies

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say

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you can at least

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ask nicely

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i tried that already

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and they said

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i didn't have

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no brain

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you did not

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i said

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i

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that the ghoul

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didn't eat your butts

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that whatever

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ate your butt

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ate my butt

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and so

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let's get them

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and then they said

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if you

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you have no brains

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basically what they said

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it hurt my feelings

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that wasn't asking politely

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got you there

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oh gosh

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i tried being polite

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but apparently

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butt talk

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is not

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acceptable

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to

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zombies

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i'm sorry

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i didn't know

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these zombies

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were adhering

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to mismanners

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they are

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okay

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well

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i mean

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jerry did ask

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where thou is your butt

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insists

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and they didn't

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seem to like that

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either

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no

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are you gonna ask

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to pass or not

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i can't pass

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because i only have

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half a butt

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gas

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pass gas

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i say we ask

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to pass

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are we help

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are we gonna help

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him out with the

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zombies

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we have to fight

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the zombies

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depends

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but

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i yes

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we i i think

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we have

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let us let us

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you know please

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let us go i guess

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right finally

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you said something

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nice

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i'm gonna play this

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tape bag i'm gonna

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show you how nice

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i was at the

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beginning

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so nice

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so nice

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jerry was so nice

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even you said

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thou

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i don't know why

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he thought we

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were old english

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but

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he didn't

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there's that

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all right

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so you just

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you go you go

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through the door

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on the north

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or on the

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upper opposite

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side of the room

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so what's gonna

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happen to the

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ghoul as we

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walk by

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so we just

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awkwardly walk

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by and

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like leave

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him what are

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the zombies

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gonna do to

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the ghoul

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oh if you

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don't return

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in a day

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then they're

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gonna eat

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him

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okay so they

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they seem to

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have taken the

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deal that

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four eyes

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was putting

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down

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yeah tommy

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four eyes

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two butts

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yeah

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four eyes

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two butts

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can't lose

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all right

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well see you

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later jerry

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bye jerry

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bye jerry

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all right

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uh this

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next room

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is going

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to seem

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very um

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cool

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bigger than

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it it should

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be but

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that's fine

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oh uh we

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don't have

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vision

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oh good you

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probably don't

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want to see

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this one

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anyway

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oh is it

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graphic

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going on

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graphic

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oh this

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is uh a

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lady

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she's taking

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notes

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and she's

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quite large

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yes i

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told you

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how do i

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get the

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scale is

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very very

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off is

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she's supposed

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to be that

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large

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no the room

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is supposed

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to be pretty

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big though

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oh you put

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it as the

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foreground instead

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of the background

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by accident

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oh doesn't

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really matter

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that sucks

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yeah that's

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that's not

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going to

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matter

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so everything

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in this odd

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shaped room

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is white

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the walls

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the floors

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the ceiling

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everything

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that is except

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the four doors

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and a stressed

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looking lady

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seated at a

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cheap desk

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writing furiously

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on parchment

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and she's got

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an inkwell

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and a quill

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pen

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second after

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the doors open

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the room

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elongates

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until it's

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a hundred

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feet long

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and the lady

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is on the

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opposite side

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of the room

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so she's

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just like

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way in

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the distance

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yeah

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and what's

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she doing

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again

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she's scribbling

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on a piece

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of paper

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oh

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a woman

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of note

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so the

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room stretched

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as we were

00:16:39

standing there

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the room

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stretched as

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soon as the

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door closed

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yeah

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oh my

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that's a

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long walk

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all right

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I start

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walking

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because I'm

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a man

00:16:50

all right

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and she

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looks up

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from her

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desk

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and says

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don't walk

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any further

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and she's

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is it

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does the

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room keep

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getting bigger

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no it stays

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a hundred

00:17:00

feet

00:17:01

oh

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okay

00:17:05

how art

00:17:07

thou

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I'm under

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a ton of

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pressure to

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finish right

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in this part

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of the dungeon

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writing this

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part

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so if you

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if you can

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leave me

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alone

00:17:19

that would

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be great

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of what

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dungeon

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this dungeon

00:17:23

the one

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we're in

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yes

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what do you

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mean write

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it

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she writes

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down on

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her piece

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of paper

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all of a

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sudden a

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phantom hand

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comes up

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and slaps

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you in the

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back of

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the head

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ah

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my weakness

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invisible

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hands

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what was

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that

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I wanted

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him to

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shut up

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so I

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wrote that

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he got

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slapped

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her

00:17:49

are you

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I wanted

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her to

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shut up

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so I

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wrote that

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she got

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slapped

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in the

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back of

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that

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who

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are you

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I'm the

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writer

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of the

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story

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of the

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dungeon

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oh my

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god

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can you

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I'm very

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stressed out

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why are you

00:18:07

stressed out

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because I

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have to

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finish this

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before the

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adventurers

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get here

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where the

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adventurers

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don't

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shh

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can we

00:18:17

help

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what

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you

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shh

00:18:19

shh

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shh

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we were

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just

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saying

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can we

00:18:22

help

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you

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do

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whatever

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it is

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you need

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to do

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before the

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adventurers

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get here

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and I know

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she doesn't know

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I mean he

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might like

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us

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she's gonna

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lose her

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shit

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maybe she'll

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help us

00:18:42

maybe she'll

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you know

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give us

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your butt

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she dips

00:18:46

her quilt

00:18:46

back in the

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ink and

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says man

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I hope

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this ink

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does not

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run out

00:18:49

before she

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starts writing

00:18:51

again

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can

00:18:55

so

00:18:58

okay

00:18:59

we could

00:19:01

try to

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keep the

00:19:01

adventurers

00:19:02

from coming

00:19:02

here

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give me a

00:19:05

persuasion

00:19:06

charisma

00:19:07

check

00:19:08

oh

00:19:09

I have

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minus

00:19:10

charisma

00:19:11

don't I

00:19:11

oh no

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that was

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for smelling

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bad and I

00:19:12

took a

00:19:13

shower

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no

00:19:15

well that

00:19:15

was just

00:19:15

disadvantage

00:19:16

yeah

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you took

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a hobo

00:19:19

bath

00:19:19

yeah

00:19:20

hobo

00:19:21

bath

00:19:22

wait

00:19:23

do you

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think

00:19:26

charisma

00:19:26

makes sense

00:19:27

because I

00:19:27

am lying

00:19:28

no you're

00:19:30

trying to

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persuade her

00:19:31

to

00:19:32

to stop

00:19:33

writing

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basically

00:19:34

okay

00:19:36

nine

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nine

00:19:41

now

00:19:43

now

00:19:44

and then she

00:19:44

just goes

00:19:45

right back

00:19:45

to writing

00:19:46

okay

00:19:50

um

00:19:53

but it

00:19:55

did look

00:19:55

like she

00:19:56

thought about

00:19:56

it for a

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second

00:19:57

thought about

00:20:01

letting us

00:20:01

help her

00:20:01

keep the

00:20:02

adventurers

00:20:02

away

00:20:02

or just

00:20:04

just

00:20:05

stop

00:20:05

writing

00:20:06

in general

00:20:06

you

00:20:08

you try

00:20:09

something

00:20:09

dad

00:20:10

she's not

00:20:11

listening

00:20:12

to me

00:20:13

greetings

00:20:15

you

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try that

00:20:17

already

00:20:17

try something

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different

00:20:18

well

00:20:22

thou

00:20:22

let us

00:20:23

pass

00:20:24

what are we

00:20:27

trying to get

00:20:27

no

00:20:28

I have to

00:20:29

write this

00:20:30

we

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are

00:20:33

the editors

00:20:34

and we

00:20:35

have come

00:20:35

to see

00:20:36

what you're

00:20:36

writing

00:20:37

and seeing

00:20:37

if it's

00:20:38

any good

00:20:38

for our

00:20:38

publication

00:20:39

all right

00:20:40

give me a

00:20:40

charisma check

00:20:41

oh I hope

00:20:43

my charisma is as

00:20:43

good as max

00:20:44

I hope

00:20:45

you can read

00:20:47

where's charisma

00:20:49

okay

00:20:49

you don't have

00:20:51

any negative

00:20:51

charisma

00:20:52

just normal

00:20:53

I don't have

00:20:54

any negative

00:20:54

either

00:20:55

yeah

00:20:55

help me

00:20:55

that's worse

00:20:59

no you're not

00:21:04

the editors

00:21:04

I know the

00:21:05

editors

00:21:05

you're not

00:21:05

them

00:21:06

maybe we're

00:21:07

the editor

00:21:08

you must be

00:21:09

the adventurers

00:21:10

that I've been

00:21:10

oh no

00:21:11

she's gonna

00:21:11

she's gonna be

00:21:12

in a panic

00:21:13

now

00:21:13

oh god damn

00:21:15

it

00:21:15

I thought that

00:21:18

lie would work

00:21:18

I mean

00:21:19

I'm pretty good

00:21:20

at looking for

00:21:20

capitals and

00:21:21

punctuation

00:21:22

you're pretty

00:21:22

good at saying

00:21:23

greetings

00:21:24

well you know

00:21:26

it's a good way

00:21:27

to start the

00:21:27

conversation

00:21:28

how do I roll

00:21:33

you want to put

00:21:34

us into

00:21:34

um combat

00:21:35

into the combat

00:21:37

check

00:21:37

I'm trying to

00:21:38

figure

00:21:38

if you right

00:21:39

click and hit

00:21:40

the little sword

00:21:41

and shield

00:21:41

it'll put us

00:21:42

in uh

00:21:43

let me zoom

00:21:46

in this picture

00:21:47

so damn

00:21:47

big

00:21:48

and did

00:21:53

um

00:21:53

is there a

00:21:55

character sheet

00:21:56

for the

00:21:57

woman

00:21:57

the writer

00:21:59

uh

00:22:02

I did not

00:22:02

make one

00:22:03

did I

00:22:04

there's not

00:22:05

one on

00:22:06

the

00:22:06

I

00:22:11

did not

00:22:13

I can do

00:22:15

it really

00:22:15

quick

00:22:15

or I mean

00:22:16

you have one

00:22:16

in front of

00:22:17

you you

00:22:17

you just

00:22:18

have to

00:22:18

roll initiative

00:22:19

manually I

00:22:19

guess

00:22:19

or do all

00:22:24

the rolling

00:22:25

manually

00:22:25

no I'll

00:22:27

just like

00:22:28

I can do

00:22:29

it

00:22:29

here

00:22:31

I blame

00:22:32

you

00:22:32

it's not

00:22:33

my fault

00:22:34

no

00:22:35

no

00:22:35

no

00:22:36

no

00:22:36

no

00:22:36

no

00:22:41

oh

00:22:43

okay

00:22:43

nine

00:22:49

that was

00:22:51

definitely not a

00:22:52

nine that was a

00:22:53

six

00:22:53

oh I get plus

00:22:59

three to initiative

00:22:59

that's why

00:23:00

do you like

00:23:03

how my dice

00:23:04

is a

00:23:04

has tiger

00:23:05

print on it

00:23:06

that's pretty

00:23:06

cool right

00:23:06

yeah

00:23:07

I need to

00:23:08

pay for

00:23:08

that

00:23:08

okay so

00:23:13

who is up

00:23:14

first

00:23:15

all right

00:23:16

um

00:23:17

okay

00:23:20

what do you

00:23:21

hit with this

00:23:21

person

00:23:22

oh geez

00:23:24

all right

00:23:25

you know

00:23:25

since I put

00:23:26

the picture in

00:23:26

the foreground

00:23:27

I'm gonna

00:23:28

move all your

00:23:29

characters to

00:23:29

the left

00:23:30

so we can

00:23:32

see how much

00:23:33

they advance

00:23:34

that make

00:23:35

sense

00:23:35

yeah

00:23:36

so we're

00:23:38

100 feet

00:23:38

yeah

00:23:40

I'm gonna

00:23:43

initiate

00:23:43

mage armor

00:23:44

can you put

00:23:45

the oh so

00:23:46

the writer is

00:23:46

still over

00:23:47

oh I see

00:23:47

what you're

00:23:47

doing

00:23:48

the writer's

00:23:48

at the top

00:23:49

yeah

00:23:49

all right

00:23:49

but I can

00:23:52

move her

00:23:52

over to

00:23:53

I can hit

00:23:55

her from

00:23:55

here just

00:23:55

so you

00:23:55

know

00:23:56

because I

00:23:56

have the

00:23:57

the bow

00:23:57

okay

00:24:00

no I was

00:24:02

I was

00:24:02

talking to

00:24:03

and I

00:24:09

think I

00:24:09

broke my

00:24:10

sword

00:24:10

no you

00:24:11

don't have

00:24:12

your bow

00:24:12

anymore

00:24:12

oh I

00:24:13

broke my

00:24:13

bow

00:24:14

you broke

00:24:15

your bow

00:24:15

not your

00:24:15

sword

00:24:16

can I

00:24:16

turn my

00:24:17

sword into

00:24:17

a bow

00:24:18

no

00:24:18

no

00:24:21

that was

00:24:24

mean

00:24:25

you deserved

00:24:27

it for some

00:24:28

reason

00:24:28

no I

00:24:29

didn't I

00:24:29

tried I

00:24:30

probably tried

00:24:30

to not do

00:24:31

it and you

00:24:31

were like

00:24:32

you're

00:24:35

trying to

00:24:35

hit a

00:24:36

crystal

00:24:36

orb with

00:24:36

a wooden

00:24:38

bow

00:24:39

several

00:24:40

times

00:24:41

but I

00:24:42

feel like

00:24:42

there was

00:24:42

a good

00:24:42

reason

00:24:43

oh I

00:24:44

do see

00:24:44

this

00:24:44

minus

00:24:45

long

00:24:45

bow

00:24:45

god

00:24:46

damn it

00:24:46

I meant

00:24:47

to say

00:24:47

long

00:24:48

sword

00:24:48

but I

00:24:49

said

00:24:49

long

00:24:49

bow

00:24:50

long

00:24:54

bow

00:24:55

all right

00:24:57

um I

00:24:58

put on

00:24:59

mage

00:24:59

armor

00:24:59

that's

00:24:59

the first

00:25:00

thing I

00:25:00

do with

00:25:00

my tag

00:25:01

and I

00:25:01

don't know

00:25:01

how to

00:25:01

do that

00:25:02

with this

00:25:02

magic

00:25:03

how do I

00:25:20

uh how do I

00:25:21

initiate this

00:25:22

attack or

00:25:22

whatever I

00:25:23

don't really

00:25:23

know I don't

00:25:24

think I've

00:25:24

never used an

00:25:24

armor yeah I

00:25:26

don't know

00:25:26

either uh give

00:25:27

me a second I

00:25:27

gotta grab the

00:25:27

hook really

00:25:28

quick okay

00:25:29

I'm assuming

00:25:30

mage armor

00:25:31

if you roll

00:25:32

then you

00:25:32

get more

00:25:33

armor

00:25:34

I just

00:25:35

I'm being

00:25:38

more fighting

00:25:38

the writer

00:25:39

of the book

00:25:39

I figure we

00:25:40

should be

00:25:40

pretty armored

00:25:41

I don't know

00:25:44

man I'm

00:25:44

still upset

00:25:45

about not

00:25:45

having my

00:25:46

long bow

00:25:46

you're

00:25:49

long

00:25:49

don

00:25:50

mage

00:25:52

mage armor

00:25:53

you touch a

00:25:53

willing creature

00:25:54

who isn't

00:25:54

wearing armor

00:25:55

and a

00:25:55

protective

00:25:55

magical force

00:25:56

surrounds it

00:25:57

until the

00:25:57

spell ends

00:25:58

the target

00:25:59

speed base

00:26:00

AC becomes

00:26:01

13 plus

00:26:02

its dexterity

00:26:02

modifier

00:26:03

got it yeah I'm

00:26:09

gonna be a

00:26:10

willing creature

00:26:10

but you're a

00:26:12

willing creature

00:26:13

I'm very

00:26:13

willing all

00:26:16

right so you

00:26:17

said dexterity

00:26:18

so you would be

00:26:23

at

00:26:23

so it's 13

00:26:27

plus its so

00:26:28

your armor class

00:26:29

would then go to

00:26:30

15 got it

00:26:32

yeah

00:26:33

spell ends

00:26:35

if the target

00:26:35

dons armor

00:26:36

or if you

00:26:37

dismiss the

00:26:37

smell the

00:26:38

spell as an

00:26:39

action

00:26:39

you said 13

00:26:41

15

00:26:42

it's 13

00:26:46

plus your

00:26:46

dexterity

00:26:47

modifier

00:26:47

just

00:26:48

all right

00:26:53

that's your

00:26:53

turn then

00:26:54

yeah

00:26:54

unless if you

00:26:56

want to move

00:26:56

forward

00:26:56

no I'm

00:26:58

very very

00:26:59

afraid of this

00:26:59

godlike lady

00:27:00

all right

00:27:04

tiger

00:27:06

samsung

00:27:07

your turn

00:27:07

I have a

00:27:09

question

00:27:10

I might have

00:27:11

an answer

00:27:12

so you made

00:27:14

us roll

00:27:14

initiative

00:27:15

is

00:27:17

is there

00:27:19

like is

00:27:20

would it be a

00:27:21

waste of an

00:27:22

action or

00:27:22

maneuver to

00:27:23

try to stop

00:27:26

the combat

00:27:26

or should I

00:27:27

just take the

00:27:28

combat as

00:27:29

it's happening

00:27:29

now

00:27:30

it's happening

00:27:31

okay

00:27:31

I'm gonna

00:27:32

start

00:27:32

you both had a

00:27:33

chance to

00:27:34

persuade her out

00:27:34

of this

00:27:35

and you both

00:27:37

failed so

00:27:37

okay

00:27:38

and she looks

00:27:39

she's mad

00:27:40

she looks just

00:27:43

as panicked as

00:27:43

before but now

00:27:45

she's writing even

00:27:45

faster

00:27:46

okay so when

00:27:48

in her like

00:27:49

the way she's

00:27:50

attacking is

00:27:51

her

00:27:51

like getting

00:27:52

ready to attack

00:27:53

it looks like

00:27:53

she's gonna

00:27:54

do it by

00:27:54

writing stuff

00:27:55

yeah

00:27:56

okay

00:27:57

um

00:27:58

boo I

00:28:06

what what

00:28:07

should I do

00:28:07

I my

00:28:08

inclination is

00:28:09

just to start

00:28:09

charging at this

00:28:10

woman because

00:28:10

the only thing I

00:28:11

can do is hit

00:28:11

her with a

00:28:12

sword but

00:28:13

also I feel

00:28:14

like that's

00:28:14

kind of stupid

00:28:14

but also what

00:28:16

else am I

00:28:17

gonna do

00:28:17

honestly there's

00:28:19

not much this

00:28:19

is the writer

00:28:20

of the story

00:28:20

she's the god

00:28:21

I don't think

00:28:22

we're gonna win

00:28:22

this fight no

00:28:22

matter what we

00:28:23

do

00:28:23

all right I

00:28:25

just I'm gonna

00:28:25

just start

00:28:26

sprinting towards

00:28:28

that end of the

00:28:29

room I but I

00:28:30

don't I don't

00:28:32

have my sword

00:28:32

out you know

00:28:34

like I'm not

00:28:34

it's not like a

00:28:35

rallying like I'm

00:28:36

gonna hit her as

00:28:37

soon as I get

00:28:37

down there but I

00:28:38

need to get

00:28:38

close to her

00:28:39

no I was under

00:28:41

booze roll

00:28:41

should have been

00:28:43

under

00:28:43

uh maybe

00:28:46

because you

00:28:47

had him

00:28:47

yeah

00:28:47

so

00:28:49

all right so

00:28:52

she starts

00:28:52

scribbling

00:28:53

furiously

00:28:54

how far did

00:28:54

I get up

00:28:54

there

00:28:55

uh what's

00:28:56

your movement

00:28:57

speed

00:28:57

30 feet

00:29:00

30 feet

00:29:01

so you got

00:29:02

30 feet

00:29:02

so it's only

00:29:04

so that works

00:29:04

is 30 feet

00:29:05

per turn

00:29:06

yes

00:29:07

I can't

00:29:09

exert myself

00:29:09

to go further

00:29:10

or anything

00:29:10

like that

00:29:11

no

00:29:17

okay

00:29:17

I mean you

00:29:19

might be able

00:29:19

to in other

00:29:19

ones but I'm

00:29:20

not going to

00:29:21

okay

00:29:22

I mean because

00:29:25

you could in

00:29:26

in Star Wars

00:29:26

that's the only

00:29:27

reason why I

00:29:27

asked

00:29:27

I have no

00:29:29

idea

00:29:29

oh wait

00:29:33

I'm at second

00:29:35

level right

00:29:36

yeah

00:29:37

action surge

00:29:39

you can push

00:29:40

yourself beyond

00:29:41

your normal

00:29:41

limits for a

00:29:42

moment

00:29:42

on your turn

00:29:42

you can take

00:29:43

one additional

00:29:43

action on top

00:29:44

of your regular

00:29:45

action and a

00:29:46

possible bonus

00:29:46

action

00:29:47

once you use

00:29:48

this feature

00:29:49

you must finish

00:29:50

a short or long

00:29:51

rest before you

00:29:51

can do it again

00:29:52

um

00:29:55

I yeah I'll do

00:29:57

that this time

00:29:58

okay so

00:30:00

so I'm at 60

00:30:02

where the hell

00:30:03

did you go

00:30:04

no say

00:30:05

I'm assuming

00:30:11

I went back

00:30:11

behind the

00:30:12

screen maybe

00:30:13

by accident

00:30:13

no

00:30:16

how do I get

00:30:16

how do I get

00:30:17

rid of that

00:30:17

all right I'm

00:30:18

just going to

00:30:18

get rid of the

00:30:19

the picture

00:30:22

I mean if

00:30:25

so when you

00:30:26

open up when

00:30:26

you configure the

00:30:27

room there should

00:30:28

be two lines

00:30:28

one one

00:30:29

yeah but just

00:30:31

copy and paste it

00:30:32

just go in there

00:30:33

and command a

00:30:34

and command

00:30:34

command c

00:30:35

and v

00:30:36

because it's

00:30:39

just a directory

00:30:40

you know what I

00:30:46

mean yeah

00:30:47

or okay

00:30:48

whichever

00:30:48

now it's a lot

00:30:52

smaller

00:30:52

where the hell

00:30:54

is it

00:30:54

we're up in the

00:30:55

top right corner

00:30:56

or I that's

00:30:58

where it was for

00:30:58

me anyway

00:30:59

can't see shit

00:31:01

I'm still

00:31:06

not on the

00:31:06

map so you

00:31:07

might have to

00:31:08

put me

00:31:09

I can't see

00:31:10

the map at

00:31:10

all

00:31:10

you might have

00:31:12

to recenter

00:31:14

it I don't

00:31:14

know how you

00:31:15

do that

00:31:15

did that do

00:31:23

it

00:31:23

no because I

00:31:25

took away the

00:31:25

picture I

00:31:26

still can't see

00:31:26

anything

00:31:27

yeah I

00:31:37

don't know

00:31:37

where it

00:31:37

all went

00:31:37

oh here

00:31:49

let me try

00:31:50

let me try

00:31:50

talking

00:31:50

no

00:31:58

oh

00:32:00

well because

00:32:01

you weren't

00:32:01

on the map

00:32:02

right

00:32:02

no

00:32:04

apparently

00:32:06

not

00:32:07

you could put

00:32:09

me in there a

00:32:10

second time but

00:32:10

you can't even

00:32:11

see where anybody

00:32:11

is

00:32:12

no

00:32:12

I don't

00:32:13

if you zoom

00:32:14

way out

00:32:15

maybe you

00:32:15

could see it

00:32:16

I mean I

00:32:17

can see it

00:32:18

all

00:32:18

no

00:32:20

no I've been

00:32:29

trying to scroll

00:32:30

out with the

00:32:30

wheel and

00:32:31

nothing

00:32:31

well we don't

00:32:32

particularly need

00:32:33

it

00:32:33

boo can you

00:32:35

see anything

00:32:35

no it's all

00:32:36

just gray

00:32:37

I mean I

00:32:39

can see

00:32:39

gray but I

00:32:40

can see

00:32:40

characters too

00:32:41

I can't even

00:32:42

see my

00:32:42

characters but

00:32:43

maybe because

00:32:44

maybe because

00:32:45

you're way

00:32:45

zoomed out

00:32:46

or way

00:32:46

zoomed in

00:32:47

one or the

00:32:47

other you

00:32:47

can't see

00:32:48

the grid

00:32:48

no

00:32:50

you can try

00:32:53

refreshing

00:32:54

that's the

00:32:54

only other

00:32:54

thing you

00:32:55

can do

00:32:55

uh

00:32:59

okay

00:33:00

I just

00:33:01

refreshed and

00:33:02

now I can

00:33:03

see the

00:33:03

grid

00:33:03

okay

00:33:04

yeah

00:33:05

although

00:33:11

boo

00:33:11

disappeared

00:33:12

yeah I

00:33:13

don't know

00:33:13

what happened

00:33:14

I'm still

00:33:14

here

00:33:14

I

00:33:15

I

00:33:15

restarted

00:33:16

so I

00:33:17

was

00:33:17

zoomed out

00:33:17

hey

00:33:23

that's me

00:33:24

hey

00:33:26

that's me

00:33:26

I'm here

00:33:27

is this

00:33:32

other

00:33:32

oh okay

00:33:33

you deleted

00:33:33

it

00:33:34

that should

00:33:35

be a little

00:33:35

bit more

00:33:35

than halfway

00:33:36

yeah

00:33:37

okay

00:33:39

and

00:33:40

uh

00:33:41

was it

00:33:42

d12

00:33:43

all right

00:33:54

all right

00:33:54

for the

00:33:54

two rounds

00:33:56

five foot

00:33:57

diameter

00:33:57

chunks of the

00:33:58

sealants fall

00:33:59

at regular

00:33:59

intervals

00:34:00

stop

00:34:00

pretty much

00:34:01

making the

00:34:02

room an

00:34:02

entire

00:34:03

giant game

00:34:04

of whack-a-mole

00:34:05

each round

00:34:06

of a random

00:34:07

character is

00:34:07

targeted by a

00:34:08

smashy bit

00:34:09

must succeed

00:34:09

on dc

00:34:10

dexterity

00:34:11

saving

00:34:11

oh I

00:34:14

probably

00:34:14

shouldn't

00:34:15

have

00:34:15

set

00:34:15

15

00:34:15

so now

00:34:21

that it

00:34:21

is the

00:34:22

tiger you're

00:34:23

not in the

00:34:24

initiative

00:34:24

anymore

00:34:24

oh probably

00:34:27

you must have

00:34:28

accidentally deleted

00:34:28

my character

00:34:29

can you

00:34:31

you might

00:34:32

can you just

00:34:33

set my

00:34:34

initiative

00:34:34

to

00:34:35

what it

00:34:37

was before

00:34:38

I don't

00:34:39

know

00:34:40

all right

00:34:43

well

00:34:44

because you

00:34:44

guys are

00:34:44

both

00:34:44

npcs

00:34:45

yeah

00:34:45

pcs

00:34:46

so

00:34:46

well that's

00:34:47

not how it

00:34:47

goes in

00:34:48

dnd but

00:34:49

we can just

00:34:50

do it

00:34:50

yeah

00:34:50

okay

00:34:52

so now

00:34:53

that it's

00:34:53

the writer's

00:34:54

turn

00:34:54

she decides

00:34:55

to

00:34:56

drop a

00:34:57

boulder

00:34:57

or a

00:34:58

part of

00:34:59

the

00:34:59

ceiling

00:34:59

on

00:35:00

you know

00:35:01

random

00:35:02

so

00:35:05

tiger you're

00:35:12

1 through

00:35:14

10

00:35:14

boo you're

00:35:15

11 through

00:35:16

20

00:35:16

all right

00:35:20

i can't

00:35:21

see it

00:35:21

and tiger

00:35:22

all right

00:35:23

so it hits

00:35:24

me

00:35:24

so i have

00:35:24

to do

00:35:25

so you have

00:35:26

to do a

00:35:26

dexterity

00:35:27

save and

00:35:28

throw

00:35:28

all right

00:35:29

extra it

00:35:31

nice

00:35:36

oh no

00:35:37

four i

00:35:38

thought it

00:35:38

was seven

00:35:38

all right

00:35:40

so what

00:35:41

happens to

00:35:41

me

00:35:42

do i get

00:35:43

special powers

00:35:44

no

00:35:45

that's

00:35:47

dumb

00:35:48

dumb

00:35:51

so you take

00:35:51

two damage

00:35:52

i think

00:35:54

oh

00:35:55

i think i

00:35:58

have written

00:35:59

here that

00:35:59

i was at

00:36:00

11

00:36:00

no it

00:36:01

says you

00:36:02

were at

00:36:02

13

00:36:02

okay

00:36:06

so i was

00:36:08

at 13

00:36:08

and you

00:36:09

said

00:36:09

minus

00:36:10

i already

00:36:11

gave it

00:36:11

to you

00:36:11

i'd like to

00:36:13

write it

00:36:13

down too

00:36:13

okay

00:36:14

minus two

00:36:15

sorry

00:36:15

all right

00:36:16

all right

00:36:16

i guess i

00:36:22

should add

00:36:22

tommy two

00:36:23

butts into

00:36:23

that

00:36:23

whatever

00:36:25

yeah what's

00:36:27

he doing

00:36:27

he's gonna

00:36:28

run up

00:36:29

and

00:36:31

let me

00:36:32

see

00:36:33

something

00:36:35

wait it

00:36:36

still says

00:36:37

13 on

00:36:37

mine

00:36:37

yeah oh

00:36:39

you were at

00:36:39

15 i'm

00:36:40

sorry

00:36:40

you had

00:36:41

the long

00:36:41

rest

00:36:42

oh okay

00:36:43

what

00:36:44

because i

00:36:47

took off

00:36:47

two you

00:36:48

should be

00:36:49

at 13

00:36:49

should be

00:36:50

at 13

00:36:51

okay

00:36:52

yeah

00:36:52

let me see

00:36:56

something about

00:36:57

tell me two

00:36:57

butts really

00:36:58

quick

00:36:58

Thank you.

00:37:28

I wanted to do 30 feet, so he's not going to be up.

00:37:33

So Tommy Two Butts just runs up 30 feet and hunkers down.

00:37:42

Hunkers.

00:37:43

Boo.

00:37:45

Hunkers.

00:37:48

Are you fucking kidding me?

00:37:49

Here, it's your turn.

00:37:54

All right.

00:37:56

Can I hit her with a frost blast?

00:38:02

What's the range on you?

00:38:11

Give me one second.

00:38:14

So it's a ray of frost, right?

00:38:17

Yeah.

00:38:21

I don't know.

00:38:23

It says 30 feet under my feet.

00:38:28

60 feet.

00:38:30

Okay.

00:38:30

So you cannot reach.

00:38:32

I can't reach with that?

00:38:34

You cannot reach with it.

00:38:35

You're 100 feet away.

00:38:36

My God.

00:38:37

All right.

00:38:40

I run to the left and hide.

00:38:43

Try to hide anywhere.

00:38:45

Great.

00:38:46

There's nowhere to hide, but you can run to the left.

00:38:48

I run to the left.

00:38:49

All right.

00:38:51

Useful as always.

00:38:52

Shut up.

00:38:54

Sum sum?

00:38:55

I'm just going to continue to run.

00:38:59

To the left?

00:39:02

No.

00:39:02

Towards, you know, the enemy.

00:39:06

All right.

00:39:07

So you're about 10 feet away?

00:39:09

Yep.

00:39:09

All right.

00:39:19

I'm going to do a D6 this time.

00:39:24

That's for some other thing that we don't know about yet?

00:39:29

No, it's for the ceiling, but I forgot to include Tommy Two Butts in the last one.

00:39:33

Okay.

00:39:34

So Tigers 1 through 2.

00:39:36

Boos.

00:39:36

You could probably just roll a D4 or D3.

00:39:40

Try 1 D3.

00:39:42

No.

00:39:45

What?

00:39:47

I don't know.

00:39:48

No, you put the slash on the wrong side.

00:39:50

Oh.

00:39:52

Yeah.

00:39:55

All right.

00:40:01

Tiger, you were going to be second.

00:40:03

It hits me again.

00:40:05

No.

00:40:08

It was going to be Boo.

00:40:09

Tiger was 1-2.

00:40:12

Boo was 2-3.

00:40:14

Or 3-4.

00:40:15

So dexterity roll?

00:40:17

Yeah.

00:40:18

Give me a dexterity save and throw.

00:40:19

Just normal, right?

00:40:22

Yeah.

00:40:22

Yeah.

00:40:24

There's only one way to roll it.

00:40:25

18.

00:40:28

All right.

00:40:29

You successfully dodge out of the way.

00:40:32

Hooray!

00:40:33

And then with that...

00:40:35

All right.

00:40:47

Got another trap coming in.

00:40:49

Oh, no.

00:40:50

The writer throws a portal at the party.

00:40:52

Each creature in the room must succeed on a dexterity save and throw.

00:40:55

Or be teleported back to the room.

00:40:59

Or the beginning of the room.

00:41:00

All right.

00:41:03

So everybody give me a dexterity save and throw.

00:41:05

All right.

00:41:11

God damn it.

00:41:11

My rolls are terrible.

00:41:13

It's a dexterity, right?

00:41:19

So Boo rolled a dexterity ability.

00:41:26

Is that different?

00:41:32

I wouldn't think so.

00:41:33

Well, let me try rolling a dexterity ability.

00:41:36

Oh, I'm sorry.

00:41:37

I just saw the first dexterity.

00:41:39

I saw.

00:41:39

I didn't even know there was two.

00:41:40

Yeah.

00:41:42

There's dexterity save, dexterity check.

00:41:45

Well, that's my fault.

00:41:47

Let me see.

00:41:50

Mine's the same.

00:41:51

I don't know if they're all the same or not.

00:41:53

I assume it's the same.

00:41:55

Because your dexterity is going to be the same.

00:41:57

Right?

00:42:00

I have no idea.

00:42:00

I don't know if maybe for some reason you get.

00:42:03

Yeah, mine's the same.

00:42:04

It's the same.

00:42:04

It's the same on each one of my rolls.

00:42:06

All right.

00:42:06

It's the same.

00:42:07

I just looked at it.

00:42:07

Okay.

00:42:09

So.

00:42:09

Here and Tommy two butts stay the same.

00:42:15

Do.

00:42:18

Are you strong?

00:42:19

Oh, is teleported back to the beginning of the room?

00:42:21

Well, good thing.

00:42:25

Jerry saved all of his.

00:42:27

His progress so far.

00:42:29

Tommy two butts decides to run 30 more feet.

00:42:35

Is he even equipped with a weapon?

00:42:37

Yeah.

00:42:38

His butt?

00:42:40

The churred cannon.

00:42:41

Oh, he's got.

00:42:43

He doesn't have the churred cannon.

00:42:44

He's got.

00:42:45

Who does have the churred cannon?

00:42:47

What do you do?

00:42:48

Oh, my God.

00:42:49

Probably.

00:42:51

Jerry has it.

00:42:51

I have to carry everything.

00:42:56

Well, then give me the churred cannon.

00:42:57

Fine.

00:42:58

Take it.

00:42:59

I toss it to you.

00:43:00

All right.

00:43:01

I have the churred cannon.

00:43:02

All right.

00:43:03

To an athletic check.

00:43:04

Is there athletics?

00:43:06

No, it would be.

00:43:08

I don't.

00:43:09

You don't think it would be dexterity instead.

00:43:11

No, I think it would be athletics.

00:43:13

It would be athletics or is it strength?

00:43:16

Athletics.

00:43:18

For tiger to catch it, it would be athletics.

00:43:20

I don't think that's right.

00:43:22

What do you.

00:43:24

Why would it be dexterity?

00:43:25

It doesn't matter.

00:43:26

You got it.

00:43:26

Because it's a.

00:43:28

It's a.

00:43:29

It's a nat 20.

00:43:31

You catch it by the trigger before you slam it in your.

00:43:33

On your back like a really cool person.

00:43:35

Oh, nice.

00:43:37

Or where your bow used to be.

00:43:39

Bow.

00:43:41

Oh, my bow.

00:43:42

Okay.

00:43:42

Yeah.

00:43:43

So now it is cure's turn.

00:43:44

Okay.

00:43:50

Um.

00:43:51

I don't know what to do with this person.

00:43:53

Oh, I'm not any closer to her.

00:43:57

Right.

00:43:57

So.

00:43:58

Because you just ran.

00:43:59

Well, because you didn't move closer.

00:44:01

I didn't know.

00:44:03

She seems like she's massive.

00:44:04

I run.

00:44:04

Uh.

00:44:05

I run towards her.

00:44:06

All right.

00:44:07

Okay.

00:44:07

You can only go.

00:44:08

I think your movement's 30 feet.

00:44:10

Yeah.

00:44:12

So.

00:44:13

I think that's a pretty typical.

00:44:15

Movement speed.

00:44:17

No, I'd see it on.

00:44:19

Oh, yeah.

00:44:19

30 feet.

00:44:20

Yeah, I see it.

00:44:20

Okay.

00:44:21

So.

00:44:22

Ari is 100 feet away.

00:44:26

Cure is 60 feet.

00:44:27

No, 70 feet away.

00:44:30

And Tommy.

00:44:31

Two butts is 40 feet away.

00:44:33

Two butts.

00:44:35

So.

00:44:35

Go.

00:44:35

So Ari.

00:44:37

Strongbowed is your turn.

00:44:38

Well.

00:44:39

Uh.

00:44:40

What's the range of the churd cannon?

00:44:43

And now I will tell you this.

00:44:45

The churd cannon can only be fired once.

00:44:47

All right.

00:44:51

Uh.

00:44:52

Yeah, I'm not.

00:44:53

I don't.

00:44:53

My butt.

00:44:55

Uh.

00:44:57

So.

00:44:58

I guess I will run 30 feet again.

00:45:01

All right.

00:45:02

So now you're at 70 feet.

00:45:04

Yeah.

00:45:05

All right.

00:45:09

The writer's turn.

00:45:25

Oh.

00:45:26

It's the portal again.

00:45:27

Oh, great.

00:45:29

Everyone's got it.

00:45:31

It's a 30 saving throw.

00:45:32

From all of us?

00:45:37

Yep.

00:45:38

My God.

00:45:39

All right.

00:45:45

Cure is the only one that is transported back to the beginning of the run.

00:45:48

Who is?

00:45:52

Cure.

00:45:53

Okay.

00:45:54

Tommy.

00:45:56

Wait.

00:45:56

What did I even roll?

00:45:57

He rolled a 21.

00:46:00

Oh.

00:46:01

Nice.

00:46:02

Yeah.

00:46:04

So Tommy.

00:46:05

Two butts runs up 30 feet.

00:46:06

He is now 10 feet away.

00:46:08

And decides to.

00:46:13

Swing with his javelin.

00:46:19

Javelin.

00:46:22

Is that how you use a javelin?

00:46:24

Javelin to me sounds like a ranged weapon.

00:46:27

Yeah.

00:46:28

But you can also hit some.

00:46:29

It's like a spear.

00:46:30

All right.

00:46:34

But he probably could have used it earlier.

00:46:36

I guess.

00:46:36

Yeah.

00:46:37

Piece of shit.

00:46:41

All right.

00:46:57

He hits.

00:46:58

Oh.

00:47:03

Oh.

00:47:04

Oh.

00:47:17

Does he do damage?

00:47:18

Six damage.

00:47:19

Yes.

00:47:19

Six damage.

00:47:20

To who?

00:47:21

The writer.

00:47:23

Yes.

00:47:24

Six.

00:47:25

All right.

00:47:27

Thank you.

00:47:29

And now it is Ari's turn.

00:47:32

Sumter.

00:47:36

Oh.

00:47:41

I forgot my name.

00:47:42

I forgot my name and character.

00:47:44

Okay.

00:47:45

Um.

00:47:49

I will move 30 feet forward.

00:47:52

I won't see that coming.

00:47:55

It'll be at 40 feet then?

00:47:58

Yep.

00:48:00

Uh.

00:48:01

Cure.

00:48:02

Your turn.

00:48:03

I move 30 feet forward.

00:48:05

Oh.

00:48:08

Okay.

00:48:08

So you are at 70 feet.

00:48:10

70 feet.

00:48:18

All right.

00:48:24

Magic orbs appear.

00:48:27

Buzzing around the room and flashing psychedelic patterns.

00:48:29

People.

00:48:30

All right.

00:48:33

Everybody give me a wisdom saving throw.

00:48:35

I'm sure I have great wisdom.

00:48:38

The zombies did say you were brainless.

00:48:42

Wisdom.

00:48:44

What do they know?

00:48:45

Right.

00:48:51

Uh oh.

00:48:53

Ari Strongbow is the only one that did not pass.

00:48:56

Mm hmm.

00:48:57

Mm hmm.

00:48:59

So what?

00:49:07

They go insane?

00:49:07

No.

00:49:10

Do I get cool powers?

00:49:12

All right.

00:49:20

So you can't take reactions until the end of your next turn.

00:49:23

That's fine.

00:49:24

On your turn you cannot move.

00:49:26

Oh.

00:49:27

And it uses its action to make Amelia arrange it.

00:49:31

If you can't do it then.

00:49:37

You don't do anything.

00:49:39

I.

00:49:40

You cut out.

00:49:42

Use it a melee or what?

00:49:43

You can do melee or a range attack.

00:49:47

As long as someone or another creature is within range.

00:49:50

Yeah.

00:49:51

I don't know.

00:49:51

It's within range.

00:49:53

So you got hit with the confusion, right?

00:49:55

Oh, great.

00:49:56

I'm confused.

00:49:56

I'm so confused.

00:49:58

All right.

00:50:04

So it is Tommy two butts turn.

00:50:06

Tommy two ducks.

00:50:07

He's going to have to bail us out.

00:50:09

Right.

00:50:10

Right.

00:50:13

Right.

00:50:15

I don't know why I did that.

00:50:17

Oh, he missed widely with his javelin.

00:50:20

His javelin.

00:50:21

Not so widely that he hurt himself, right?

00:50:24

No.

00:50:25

No.

00:50:26

Okay.

00:50:26

That's good.

00:50:27

He grabbed onto one of his cheeks thinking he might have.

00:50:32

He might have pulled a glute.

00:50:34

It's very butt centric.

00:50:37

I mean, he does have two butts.

00:50:40

Oh, yeah.

00:50:42

I guess that's double the chances of pulling a glute.

00:50:45

Yeah.

00:50:46

All right.

00:50:51

That makes it a cure's turn.

00:50:53

It is.

00:50:55

No.

00:50:56

Cure's turn.

00:50:57

Is it?

00:50:58

Okay.

00:50:58

Yeah.

00:50:59

Because that works like fogged.

00:51:01

I'm sorry.

00:51:03

What's my range now?

00:51:05

My end range yet?

00:51:06

You're at 70 feet.

00:51:08

So I move up another 30 because it's a 50-50.

00:51:13

You're at 30 feet shot, right?

00:51:15

Yeah.

00:51:15

So you'll be at 40.

00:51:17

Okay.

00:51:18

You'll be at the same distance as me.

00:51:20

Cool.

00:51:21

Are you going right next to Ari?

00:51:24

Sure.

00:51:26

All right.

00:51:28

Then.

00:51:28

I'm trying to roll the D20.

00:51:34

Of what?

00:51:35

Okay.

00:51:36

It doesn't matter.

00:51:37

You got to roll the D20 because he walked up next to you.

00:51:39

What?

00:51:40

I don't know.

00:51:46

I don't know what this rule is.

00:51:47

Oh, that's great.

00:51:48

Because you were confused, you would strike anything that came with range to you.

00:51:53

Oh, I didn't realize.

00:51:54

He came up next to you.

00:51:56

I didn't realize.

00:51:57

So that's an effect of the confusion, right?

00:51:58

Yes.

00:51:59

Okay.

00:52:00

Well, I'm very confused and yes, I'm one might say critically confused.

00:52:07

Yeah.

00:52:07

Actually, you're, you got so confused when you swung your, swung your miss, you fell over.

00:52:12

Now you're probably.

00:52:14

But I didn't hit anybody.

00:52:16

You did not hit anyone.

00:52:17

Okay.

00:52:18

It's like you swing at something so fast, so hard that you just like spun around.

00:52:22

Yeah.

00:52:23

Right.

00:52:24

I guess I would be confused if I swung because I'm nowhere near anybody.

00:52:28

Well, he was within range.

00:52:32

Yeah.

00:52:32

I, well, no, I, I get the effect happened, but I would have to be confused.

00:52:37

Okay.

00:52:38

Uh, it's my turn.

00:52:39

I can't, I can't do anything and I'm laying down anyway.

00:52:42

Can I get up?

00:52:43

Yeah.

00:52:44

I'll let you get up.

00:52:44

Oh, gee.

00:52:45

Thanks God.

00:52:46

Oh, he's looking his book in a way to punish me.

00:52:53

All right.

00:52:57

Now it is the writer's turn.

00:53:03

Great.

00:53:04

Uh-oh.

00:53:14

Magic orbs appear again.

00:53:16

Mm-hmm.

00:53:17

Give me a wisdom saving throw.

00:53:18

Wisdom saving throw.

00:53:20

Yep.

00:53:25

I'm confused for another turn.

00:53:27

All right.

00:53:30

Tommy Two Butts is the only one that is not confused.

00:53:33

Well, that's actually helpful.

00:53:36

No.

00:53:37

No.

00:53:37

Well, on a saving throw, who does a tie go to?

00:53:39

I don't know.

00:53:41

You're the dungeon master.

00:53:42

Also, you listen to a lot of, uh, Adventure Zone.

00:53:51

Well, they're doing something different.

00:53:53

Well, they were doing.

00:53:55

They were.

00:53:56

Yeah.

00:53:57

Yeah.

00:53:57

Who wins?

00:53:58

Who wins ties?

00:54:00

One, the attacker.

00:54:01

Two, the one making a save.

00:54:03

Three, the one rolling a check.

00:54:05

Four stays a tie.

00:54:07

Okay.

00:54:08

Okay.

00:54:08

So.

00:54:08

Ari Strombo stays confused again.

00:54:13

Yeah.

00:54:15

Everyone else is fine.

00:54:16

Yeah.

00:54:17

Everyone else is fine.

00:54:19

All right.

00:54:20

Tommy Two Butts takes another whack.

00:54:23

So I guess it's 12.

00:54:24

That I had to beat.

00:54:25

Yeah.

00:54:26

All right.

00:54:30

I rolled a 12.

00:54:32

Or did I?

00:54:34

Is that my second roll?

00:54:35

Whatever.

00:54:37

That was the one where you were trying to see something.

00:54:40

Okay.

00:54:40

All right.

00:54:41

Sorry.

00:54:42

All right.

00:54:48

After that, the.

00:54:49

So.

00:54:50

Tommy Two Butts comes up with his javelin.

00:54:52

and stabs it right through.

00:54:53

Face.

00:54:54

Through her face?

00:54:56

Yeah.

00:54:57

Was she pretty?

00:54:58

Lord.

00:54:58

She.

00:55:00

She was.

00:55:01

The sexiest thing you've ever seen.

00:55:03

Oh my God.

00:55:04

He removes the javelin.

00:55:07

And the body just falls limp over the table.

00:55:09

Oh.

00:55:10

She was so sexy.

00:55:11

Oh.

00:55:11

But I'm confused.

00:55:12

I guess.

00:55:13

Still.

00:55:13

I mean.

00:55:16

You would be.

00:55:16

The room appears back to the way it was before.

00:55:19

Which was.

00:55:22

Just white.

00:55:23

Just white.

00:55:24

Well, I'm glad we were able to solve this peacefully.

00:55:28

Tommy Two Butts.

00:55:30

That was.

00:55:31

Particularly brutal.

00:55:33

Well, you guys weren't fucking doing anything.

00:55:36

I know.

00:55:37

She was doing.

00:55:37

But.

00:55:37

She was very far away.

00:55:39

She's going to have to have a closed task.

00:55:41

You ran the exact opposite direction.

00:55:42

I was trying to dodge.

00:55:44

The room is empty except for this desk.

00:55:47

Oh no.

00:55:48

And the orbs.

00:55:50

That means I got a lot of space to room.

00:55:52

I got a lot of space to work with.

00:55:54

I just.

00:55:55

I just picked one direction.

00:55:56

You're a terrible warrior.

00:55:57

And the portals.

00:55:59

You don't have the chart.

00:56:00

The churd cannon.

00:56:01

Do you?

00:56:02

Yeah.

00:56:03

I do not.

00:56:04

Oh, thank God.

00:56:05

Shut up.

00:56:07

Nothing would have to call that.

00:56:08

If you.

00:56:09

If you had it.

00:56:10

Yeah.

00:56:11

Well, I have the churd cannon.

00:56:12

So.

00:56:13

Yeah.

00:56:15

Let's lick tits.

00:56:16

Wow.

00:56:17

Wow.

00:56:19

Wow.

00:56:20

Tommy Two Butts rubs the blood off of his spear.

00:56:25

Or his javelin.

00:56:26

On her clothes.

00:56:28

Before.

00:56:28

Before going through the.

00:56:30

The top door.

00:56:32

I'm sure there will be no ramifications.

00:56:35

From having killed the writer of the dungeon.

00:56:38

No, dude.

00:56:39

They were cool.

00:56:40

Everything's cool.

00:56:41

We're cool.

00:56:43

All right.

00:56:43

Break time.

00:56:44

All right.

00:56:46

Lunch time.

00:56:52

Thank you.

01:00:21

Thank you.

01:00:23

Oh, it's Judge Judy.

01:00:25

Checking her watch.

01:00:33

I was late.

01:00:34

It's cold in here.

01:00:38

Feels good.

01:00:43

No, it was cold all day.

01:00:51

Yeah, but it's pretty nice.

01:00:52

Yeah, fine.

01:00:53

Is that a sippy cup?

01:01:07

Yeah.

01:01:08

It's the only way to drink 10 high.

01:01:10

It's a thermos.

01:01:12

Oh.

01:01:13

It stays cool.

01:01:14

All right.

01:01:28

I'm glad you guys.

01:01:29

I'm glad you guys finally got around to this room.

01:01:32

Support it on Patreon.

01:01:33

What the...

01:01:33

What?

01:01:33

Oh, my God.

01:01:42

Well, what do we have here?

01:01:45

Let's take a look.

01:01:46

Some kind of design.

01:01:47

Some kind of design is carved in a relief on the floor.

01:01:49

Some kind of designs carved in a relief on the floor.

01:01:49

From above, you realize that these designs are actually dozens of tiny hallways connected to it.

01:01:53

Some have teeth's treasure chests, while others have tiny traps that would have trouble catching a mouse.

01:02:01

Or some nice these traps are...

01:02:03

Sorry, that was a note to myself.

01:02:05

Shouldn't have read that part.

01:02:06

So, this is a carving on the ground?

01:02:13

Yeah, it's like...

01:02:14

It's like recessed into the ground.

01:02:16

So, you guys are standing above it.

01:02:17

But they're not actually walls.

01:02:18

What?

01:02:21

They're not like walls.

01:02:23

They're like...

01:02:23

It's like a carving on the floor.

01:02:25

Yeah, but I mean, it's like...

01:02:28

You know that game that we played on the Oculus?

01:02:30

Where there were like tiny rooms and stuff?

01:02:35

And like, there's walls built up?

01:02:36

I think that was an assumption that those were actually walls.

01:02:39

Well, I mean, sometimes there were walls.

01:02:44

There were doors and stuff.

01:02:44

Yeah.

01:02:45

Yeah.

01:02:46

Alright.

01:02:49

So, this room is filled with a top-down view of a minuscule scale dungeon.

01:02:59

An adventuring party comprised of a tiny cleric, a tiny fighter, a tiny rogue, and a tiny wizard

01:03:05

cheerfully slogged their way through the tiny dungeon.

01:03:08

It's really adorable.

01:03:10

Oh, so we're watching like...

01:03:11

It's like a dollhouse almost.

01:03:12

Kind of, yeah.

01:03:14

Okay.

01:03:15

So, lying on the stone floor outside the minuscule dungeon,

01:03:18

several carved wooden figurines.

01:03:20

A green dragon, an ogre, a spider, and a zombie.

01:03:26

The door on the opposite side is locked.

01:03:29

So, one of these spiders is supposed to be a zombie?

01:03:33

Oh, shit.

01:03:34

Yeah.

01:03:35

My god.

01:03:38

Not it.

01:03:48

What?

01:03:48

I don't know.

01:03:52

Is it just the picture of the zombie is cool?

01:03:54

Ugh.

01:03:56

Alright.

01:04:01

What do you guys do?

01:04:03

Well, this is strange.

01:04:06

The adventurers, they're made of wood, too?

01:04:09

They're just little figurines, yeah.

01:04:12

Okay.

01:04:13

But they're moving on their own, or they're just...

01:04:15

It's just...

01:04:18

Yeah.

01:04:18

Yeah, they're moving on their own.

01:04:19

Are they doing magic?

01:04:21

I mean, they're walking along the dungeon.

01:04:25

Well, this is strange.

01:04:29

Do you think it's magnets?

01:04:36

It's probably magnets.

01:04:37

I still can't figure out how to get myself not upside down.

01:04:40

So, as you sit there watching and...

01:04:47

Okay.

01:04:55

You see the tiny...

01:04:57

The tiny...

01:04:58

Party...

01:04:59

Walking around.

01:05:00

You just see them, you know, open doors, check things out.

01:05:08

You know, not really doing much.

01:05:12

And they get to a room with a treasure chest.

01:05:13

They take what's inside, and then they go to the last room.

01:05:17

Do they have all their butts about them?

01:05:21

Yes.

01:05:21

Okay.

01:05:23

They look very confused, as there's no...

01:05:26

You would think that there's a final boss or something to fight.

01:05:30

Then they walk through the door at the end, and they just reappear at the beginning.

01:05:35

Oh, I feel like this is maybe portentous.

01:05:40

Foreshadowing?

01:05:43

No.

01:05:43

There's no writer of this game anymore.

01:05:47

There can't be any good foreshadowing.

01:05:48

Well, maybe it's just looping.

01:05:50

So, do they keep doing it, or are they at the beginning now?

01:05:52

They're at the beginning, and they still look very confused.

01:05:57

Can we talk to them?

01:06:03

You can try.

01:06:09

Hey, hey.

01:06:11

Do your thou thing.

01:06:12

Greetings!

01:06:14

Greetings!

01:06:18

Art thou made of wood?

01:06:20

They just keep walking through the tiny little dungeon.

01:06:26

I don't think they understood me.

01:06:28

Are they repeating the exact same thing?

01:06:30

Or do they do it differently every time?

01:06:33

Like pattern?

01:06:33

Yeah.

01:06:34

Like the underpants gnomes?

01:06:36

They do it differently, but...

01:06:38

If you look, they can only do it like two times.

01:06:41

And then they're...

01:06:42

You know, they can only do like a couple different routes.

01:06:45

Okay.

01:06:46

Oh, I see.

01:06:47

Um...

01:06:52

And then they get to the end.

01:06:54

And...

01:06:57

Do they ever battle the things in the corners?

01:07:02

No.

01:07:02

There's nothing in the final room for them to battle.

01:07:04

Okay.

01:07:05

Uh...

01:07:07

I think maybe we should...

01:07:09

Make it...

01:07:10

Make them a battle.

01:07:11

So let's...

01:07:17

Let's toss a spider in there.

01:07:18

So I...

01:07:22

I'd like to...

01:07:22

Can I pick up the spider?

01:07:23

Does that make sense?

01:07:24

Yeah.

01:07:26

Okay.

01:07:26

I would like to put the spider in front of them.

01:07:29

Put the spider in the...

01:07:30

In the final...

01:07:31

In the final battle room?

01:07:32

Yeah.

01:07:32

Okay.

01:07:33

So they eventually make their way back there again.

01:07:36

I get...

01:07:37

The spider.

01:07:39

And you see him fighting it.

01:07:41

And you see...

01:07:42

Rays of frost and magic missiles.

01:07:44

Sword swinging and arrows flying.

01:07:46

Oh, it's a big spider?

01:07:47

It's a giant...

01:07:49

Yeah, it's a big...

01:07:49

It's a spider that's bigger than that.

01:07:51

Oh, no.

01:07:51

I thought it was a small spider.

01:07:53

They would just have to step on it.

01:07:54

No.

01:07:55

No.

01:07:56

Um...

01:07:58

Though...

01:07:59

After a while...

01:08:01

They do defeat the spider.

01:08:03

And they're all happy.

01:08:06

And they go through the door.

01:08:07

And they reappear at the end.

01:08:10

Oh, no.

01:08:10

The beginning again.

01:08:12

God.

01:08:12

God.

01:08:13

And they just look so tired.

01:08:16

Just so tired.

01:08:18

And they're...

01:08:19

Like, they've been doing this...

01:08:20

For a thousand years.

01:08:22

And they just...

01:08:22

Kind of, like, want it to end.

01:08:24

All right.

01:08:26

Can we destroy the...

01:08:28

One of the figurines?

01:08:29

I'd like to take one and, like...

01:08:30

I don't know.

01:08:31

Burn it?

01:08:31

Maybe the...

01:08:33

Uh...

01:08:34

The zombie one?

01:08:35

No.

01:08:37

Any attempt to take it outside of the...

01:08:40

The...

01:08:43

Board game...

01:08:44

Makes it disappear and reappear right back on the...

01:08:47

The field.

01:08:48

In the corner.

01:08:49

All right.

01:08:50

Well...

01:08:51

What do you...

01:08:53

What do you...

01:08:54

Should we just keep putting one by one these characters in there?

01:08:57

I feel like if we put them all in there at once, they'll get destroyed.

01:09:02

Which...

01:09:03

On one case...

01:09:05

On one hand, I'd like to see.

01:09:06

Because that sounds fun.

01:09:08

On the other hand, I think this is...

01:09:10

I don't know.

01:09:12

Representative of something that might happen to us.

01:09:14

So, no opinion?

01:09:21

I don't know.

01:09:24

I don't know if you should light them on fire.

01:09:28

Well, it didn't work anyway.

01:09:30

So, I guess...

01:09:31

I guess that didn't come back to bite us.

01:09:32

No, I wasn't trying to light the characters on fire.

01:09:35

I was trying to light the bad guys on fire.

01:09:37

I have no idea what we're supposed to do here.

01:09:44

Okay.

01:09:48

Okay.

01:09:49

I'll put the zombie in at the end.

01:09:51

Put the zombie in at the end, or...

01:09:57

So, the adventurers make their way over.

01:09:59

Yeah.

01:10:01

Swim this fucking thing.

01:10:03

And they...

01:10:04

They start battling again, and it becomes...

01:10:06

It's a little bit more hairy than...

01:10:08

Than the spider.

01:10:11

It's a close call, but eventually they do defeat the zombie.

01:10:15

Okay.

01:10:18

They walk through that final door, and reappear at the beginning again.

01:10:22

And they look even more tired,

01:10:26

And even more upset.

01:10:27

See?

01:10:31

Uh...

01:10:33

Pride spiners.

01:10:34

Well, I think eventually...

01:10:38

Well, I don't know.

01:10:39

On one hand, I think that...

01:10:41

The solution might be...

01:10:44

If there is a solution...

01:10:45

Would be to...

01:10:46

Just one by one, put all of these bosses in there...

01:10:49

Until they're all defeated, and then they'll be able to go through the door.

01:10:52

However, I don't want them to die.

01:10:54

I say we just keep throwing bosses.

01:11:00

I don't know.

01:11:00

I don't...

01:11:01

I...

01:11:01

I'm kind of confused on the puzzle here.

01:11:03

Okay.

01:11:04

I think you might be right.

01:11:05

Then I guess we just keep doing that.

01:11:08

Okay.

01:11:14

Which one do you put in there?

01:11:15

The ogre or the dragon?

01:11:16

Let's do dragon.

01:11:19

Like dragons.

01:11:21

Dragon?

01:11:22

Dragon.

01:11:23

They're gonna get...

01:11:24

They're gonna get...

01:11:24

Dragon man.

01:11:25

I'm gonna get obliterated by this thing.

01:11:27

They walk into that door...

01:11:31

And they see a huge dragon...

01:11:32

And you can tell they shit themselves.

01:11:34

Yeah.

01:11:35

Can we smell it?

01:11:36

Do we hear tiny little farts?

01:11:40

Tiny little farts.

01:11:41

And how scared they are.

01:11:43

They try to run away...

01:11:44

But the...

01:11:44

Slams shut behind them...

01:11:46

Locking them...

01:11:47

Or...

01:11:47

Locking them into the room.

01:11:49

Can we reach into it now?

01:11:51

You can try.

01:11:53

Alright.

01:11:54

I'm gonna try to reach in...

01:11:55

And take the dragon out.

01:11:55

As you do that...

01:12:00

He hits you with his tail.

01:12:01

Ow.

01:12:02

Giving you...

01:12:05

One...

01:12:06

Injury.

01:12:08

Oh.

01:12:10

So you lose one health.

01:12:12

So you are down to 12?

01:12:16

That's what I have.

01:12:17

Yeah.

01:12:17

Did you do it digitally?

01:12:18

Yeah.

01:12:20

Okay.

01:12:23

So you can't help but watch this fight...

01:12:26

As it...

01:12:26

As it happens.

01:12:27

And they put up their...

01:12:29

They put up a good fight.

01:12:30

But slowly...

01:12:31

One by one...

01:12:31

The adventurers...

01:12:34

Die.

01:12:36

Great.

01:12:37

The dragon roars...

01:12:40

In victory...

01:12:42

You see a tiny little chest...

01:12:45

Pop open on the...

01:12:46

The game board...

01:12:48

And the door on the opposite side...

01:12:50

Well...

01:12:54

Yeah.

01:12:54

What?

01:12:54

So the door unlocks...

01:12:56

When they get defeated?

01:12:57

Yeah.

01:12:59

They had to put them out of their misery.

01:13:01

Alright.

01:13:04

Wow.

01:13:04

Does that mean...

01:13:05

They've been doing it for thousands...

01:13:07

And thousands of years.

01:13:08

They just wanted it to...

01:13:09

See?

01:13:10

I...

01:13:11

I told you...

01:13:12

We should have just burned them all.

01:13:14

I tried burning...

01:13:15

It was not something you could do.

01:13:17

I told you...

01:13:18

We had to just burn them all.

01:13:20

You say a lot of things...

01:13:21

But...

01:13:22

That doesn't help us.

01:13:23

I mean...

01:13:25

It opens the door.

01:13:26

Oh.

01:13:27

Oh.

01:13:29

And a chest popped open.

01:13:31

Alright.

01:13:33

I'll...

01:13:33

I'll open the chest, I guess.

01:13:35

Or what's in the chest.

01:13:36

Alright.

01:13:40

Inside is an unbelievably tiny wand of magic missiles.

01:13:43

Oh, great.

01:13:45

What do you do with this?

01:13:46

It works normally...

01:13:48

But a character has a 50% chance of losing it each time...

01:13:52

It is used or put away again.

01:13:54

Ugh.

01:13:55

A detect magic spell can help find it.

01:13:57

Alright.

01:13:59

Mine.

01:14:00

Yeah, you can have the magic crap.

01:14:02

You already have a...

01:14:05

Magic missile spell.

01:14:07

Why can't I have more?

01:14:09

Yeah, well...

01:14:11

What...

01:14:13

Is magic missile...

01:14:14

Is that...

01:14:14

You can all use it once?

01:14:15

I think you have to prepare them.

01:14:18

You can't hold your children with nuclear arms.

01:14:21

That doesn't fit here.

01:14:23

Is...

01:14:31

Is magic missile one of his prepared spells?

01:14:33

I think so, yeah.

01:14:36

What are your prepared spells?

01:14:38

Um...

01:14:41

Um...

01:14:42

Uh...

01:14:43

Magic missiles, burning hands, and, uh...

01:14:46

Mage armor.

01:14:47

Mage armor.

01:14:48

Oh.

01:14:50

So you can't even benefit from having it.

01:14:52

I could have two of them.

01:14:54

Oh.

01:14:55

You can't use...

01:14:57

Two of them.

01:14:58

Can't I?

01:15:00

What would you use two of them for?

01:15:02

Missiles.

01:15:07

I...

01:15:07

Well, I don't know, Annie.

01:15:08

Can you...

01:15:09

I'm under...

01:15:09

I misunderstood.

01:15:10

I misunderstood.

01:15:10

I'm misunderstanding that because I am under the impression that I can only use magic missile

01:15:14

either once or three times depending on if I use the other spells.

01:15:18

So if I have an additional magic missile, does that mean that...

01:15:22

Isn't that, like, separate from my prepared spells?

01:15:24

Or is that, like, counted in there?

01:15:29

I don't know.

01:15:30

I don't know how many times you can cast spells that you've prepared.

01:15:33

I'm...

01:15:35

I think...

01:15:35

I think we talked about this.

01:15:36

I think I can cast either one spell three times or all three spells once.

01:15:42

Of my...

01:15:43

Of my prepared spells.

01:15:45

If you have a prepared spell of your three prepared spells, because you've...

01:15:48

And you've...

01:15:49

Reused...

01:15:50

With your...

01:15:53

Oh, no.

01:15:53

Yeah.

01:15:53

With your mage armor.

01:15:54

So you can use two more of your prepared spells.

01:15:58

And it can either be two magic missiles or a magic missile and a...

01:16:02

And something else.

01:16:03

Or it doesn't have to be a magic missile at all.

01:16:05

But...

01:16:05

You just have three prepared spells that you...

01:16:07

That you can use three times.

01:16:09

Right.

01:16:09

But...

01:16:10

But in that chest, there was a magic missile of some sort, right?

01:16:13

It was a wand of magic missiles.

01:16:14

So is the...

01:16:16

I can't have that for whatever reason?

01:16:18

Does that...

01:16:18

You can have it.

01:16:19

But it's a finite...

01:16:21

It has finite charges.

01:16:22

But...

01:16:23

Right.

01:16:24

Oh.

01:16:24

But so you can use it.

01:16:25

Because you could run out of magic missile.

01:16:27

Right.

01:16:28

I can...

01:16:29

I only have, like, two shots of magic missile.

01:16:30

How many shots does this thing have?

01:16:32

I don't know.

01:16:33

You don't know.

01:16:34

Yeah.

01:16:35

That's why I was just kind of curious.

01:16:37

Yeah.

01:16:37

Then you can have it.

01:16:38

I thought if you prepared it, you could use it.

01:16:39

Unlimited times.

01:16:41

But I guess we talked about that and I didn't remember.

01:16:44

Or didn't understand.

01:16:47

Or didn't care.

01:16:48

Pick one.

01:16:49

Alright.

01:16:54

Here we go.

01:16:55

Marching along.

01:16:56

I don't like what that portends for us.

01:17:00

We're fine.

01:17:03

It's worrisome.

01:17:04

No.

01:17:05

We're fine.

01:17:06

Alright.

01:17:07

So you walk through the door and you...

01:17:09

You come to a hallway that seems oddly familiar.

01:17:12

Oh, great.

01:17:14

We're at the beginning again.

01:17:15

Yep.

01:17:17

It's definitely been here.

01:17:18

You've definitely been here.

01:17:20

You remember on one side it was the...

01:17:22

The evil mage.

01:17:23

Which we...

01:17:26

Which we conquered.

01:17:27

You conquered.

01:17:28

But he was really cocky.

01:17:30

Mm-hmm.

01:17:30

It's not so cocky.

01:17:32

On the other side it was the...

01:17:33

It was the butt trap.

01:17:34

Which we conquered.

01:17:36

Which you conquered.

01:17:37

Wait.

01:17:38

No, we didn't.

01:17:39

I shoot it with the chard cannon.

01:17:41

You have to go in there first.

01:17:44

Oh.

01:17:44

God.

01:17:48

Shoot that ass questions later, right?

01:17:51

Listen.

01:17:51

I am feeling lopsided for most of this day.

01:17:55

And it's not great.

01:17:57

Oh, man.

01:18:03

That's funny.

01:18:03

You're a funny man.

01:18:06

I'm not a man.

01:18:10

I am a teenager.

01:18:11

Teenage woman.

01:18:12

Not quite a girl and not quite a woman.

01:18:16

Not quite ravioli.

01:18:19

Huh?

01:18:20

So you walk into the room and...

01:18:26

And Tommy Two Butts goes,

01:18:28

Oh, my God.

01:18:29

There it is.

01:18:29

There's the thing that I've been wanting to destroy for so long.

01:18:32

Yeah, no shit.

01:18:33

It took my butt.

01:18:34

I'm not going to forget it.

01:18:35

It gave me an extra butt.

01:18:38

Is it mine?

01:18:43

I say you return my teenage daughter's butt.

01:18:47

Who are you talking to?

01:18:49

I don't have it.

01:18:50

Who are we talking to?

01:18:52

Tommy Two Butts is saying this.

01:18:55

Oh.

01:18:56

I got confused.

01:18:57

Where are we?

01:18:59

So what?

01:19:01

Do I got to shoot it?

01:19:01

I assume so.

01:19:05

So is this...

01:19:08

Who said that?

01:19:09

That was Tommy Two Butts?

01:19:10

He doesn't even know?

01:19:11

Tommy Two Butts.

01:19:11

I thought he had the plan.

01:19:13

I thought you had the plan.

01:19:14

No, I just don't...

01:19:16

I thought there was a plan.

01:19:17

I didn't even make the gun.

01:19:19

You just...

01:19:20

You guys had to make the gun.

01:19:21

Yeah, but you had the gun plan?

01:19:23

I had parts of the gun lying around.

01:19:26

I didn't know how to put them together.

01:19:28

So where am I supposed to shoot it?

01:19:30

In the butthole?

01:19:31

Or the butt cheek?

01:19:32

I don't know.

01:19:34

I thought you were smarter.

01:19:38

I thought you were an absolute genius.

01:19:39

I don't know why you thought that.

01:19:41

Because it was in your character description.

01:19:44

Go ahead.

01:19:48

I don't know who told you that.

01:19:50

It's just...

01:19:52

You just looked like it.

01:19:53

Well, that's what you get for making assumptions, you ass.

01:19:57

Sorry, you half of an ass?

01:19:59

Good one.

01:20:00

Wow.

01:20:01

Wow.

01:20:02

All right.

01:20:05

Well, then...

01:20:07

Let's see how this cherd cannon works.

01:20:09

Okay.

01:20:12

So you're going to pull the cherd...

01:20:14

I pull it out, and I'm looking at it.

01:20:17

And is there...

01:20:19

Like, uh...

01:20:22

Any way to look at...

01:20:24

Is there like...

01:20:25

There's...

01:20:25

I don't know.

01:20:26

Is there like a target or something?

01:20:29

Any help?

01:20:30

Is there any markings that offer any sort of help?

01:20:33

There's definitely some kind of home and beacon signal.

01:20:36

On what?

01:20:38

The cannon?

01:20:39

Yeah.

01:20:40

It was like beeping?

01:20:41

Yeah.

01:20:42

And it's going around...

01:20:43

Like a metal detector?

01:20:44

Like a heat-seeking missile.

01:20:49

It just looks like it would...

01:20:54

It was a home and beacon lock.

01:20:55

Okay.

01:20:56

So I'm just going to...

01:20:57

Just pull the damn trigger then.

01:20:58

All right.

01:20:59

All right.

01:20:59

So you pull the damn trigger then.

01:21:01

And...

01:21:03

A big...

01:21:04

Thing flies out of the front of the church.

01:21:06

Cannon.

01:21:07

And...

01:21:12

And it hits the butt...

01:21:14

The butt trap.

01:21:15

And it's destroyed.

01:21:18

All the imprisoned butts within fly back to the...

01:21:20

You got your butt.

01:21:23

...let's steal lights...

01:21:24

Automatically...

01:21:25

You broke out right there.

01:21:28

What was the last thing?

01:21:29

Slash your lights...

01:21:30

Yeah, you're going to have to read that whole thing again.

01:21:31

The butt trap is destroyed.

01:21:35

All the imprisoned butts fly back...

01:21:37

Within it fly back to their own...

01:21:39

Butter...

01:21:40

In a river of celestial...

01:21:42

And are automatically restored.

01:21:45

Did he break up for you, Drew, again?

01:21:48

Yeah.

01:21:49

He said that they all came out like butterflies...

01:21:51

Pun.

01:21:52

In a celestial light...

01:21:53

And go back to their own...

01:21:55

And are automatically restored.

01:21:57

All right.

01:21:58

So did Tommy...

01:21:59

Why are we going to call him Tommy One Butt?

01:22:02

That doesn't really roll off the tongue.

01:22:03

No, he still has two butts.

01:22:04

Oh, no.

01:22:05

He's going to be pissed.

01:22:06

He was two butts all along.

01:22:08

He was two butts all along.

01:22:10

So I look...

01:22:10

I look down at my butt...

01:22:12

And it, like, comes back to life.

01:22:14

It's like...

01:22:15

And I am instantly happy.

01:22:18

And I look over happy at Tommy Two Butts.

01:22:21

We both...

01:22:21

What?

01:22:22

What did he do?

01:22:23

Like...

01:22:26

Yeah.

01:22:27

Like...

01:22:28

I don't...

01:22:29

I was going to describe it like...

01:22:31

Do you remember...

01:22:32

Is that a fart?

01:22:32

No.

01:22:34

Well, yeah.

01:22:35

It's like a reverse fart.

01:22:36

Which I imagine would be the same sound.

01:22:40

Because the butt cheeks are still moving, right?

01:22:44

That's disgusting.

01:22:46

Women fart too, Dad.

01:22:51

No, they don't.

01:22:53

Not in Dungeons and Dragons.

01:22:56

Tommy Two Butts looks down at Sum Sum's butt and goes...

01:23:02

Oh, God.

01:23:03

It doesn't look any better than it did before.

01:23:05

It's so juicy.

01:23:06

And I start twerking.

01:23:07

Tommy Two Butts throws up.

01:23:11

No, he doesn't.

01:23:12

He throws up.

01:23:14

He's aroused.

01:23:15

No, he pukes.

01:23:17

He's...

01:23:18

He's got...

01:23:19

But he's aroused when he pukes.

01:23:20

He's got a boner.

01:23:22

He's got a boner, man.

01:23:27

Wait.

01:23:28

No.

01:23:29

But...

01:23:30

No, he doesn't.

01:23:30

Okay, fine.

01:23:31

I'm moving past the boner.

01:23:33

The...

01:23:35

He...

01:23:35

Can we look at his butt and realize he's still got two butts?

01:23:38

Yeah.

01:23:39

I gotta imagine he's pretty disappointed.

01:23:41

No.

01:23:43

He actually likes having two butts.

01:23:44

What?

01:23:47

He likes having two butts.

01:23:49

But I thought that...

01:23:50

I thought that he had said he was trying to get rid of the other butt.

01:23:53

Did I misunderstand something?

01:23:55

Yeah.

01:23:56

No.

01:23:57

You understood him perfectly, but...

01:23:59

He was just messing around with you.

01:24:00

Just...

01:24:01

He was just trying to give you some confidence to pull the trigger.

01:24:04

Your motivations are...

01:24:06

Unclear, Tommy Two Butts.

01:24:11

I was born with the name Tommy Two Butts.

01:24:14

But I don't...

01:24:15

That wasn't a nickname.

01:24:17

Huh.

01:24:18

Yeah, this makes sense now.

01:24:20

Yeah.

01:24:21

It'd be very weird if I was named Tommy Two Butts, but only had one butt.

01:24:25

Yeah.

01:24:26

You have lost your defining characteristic.

01:24:29

No.

01:24:30

Because you're also not a genius anymore.

01:24:33

So...

01:24:34

What else would you have?

01:24:36

Oh, look who's talking over there.

01:24:38

These zombies didn't call me brainless.

01:24:41

What do they know?

01:24:41

So...

01:24:42

Oh, man.

01:24:42

Do we gotta...

01:24:43

Oh, yeah.

01:24:44

Now we gotta go back to the ghoul.

01:24:46

Those zombies.

01:24:46

And see what their butts are like.

01:24:48

You don't have to.

01:24:49

I don't really care.

01:24:51

But at this point, I've gotten everything I wanted.

01:24:54

So...

01:24:55

I've...

01:24:57

Although I am...

01:24:58

I have not progressed.

01:24:59

I just got my butt back.

01:25:02

I mean, that's a progression.

01:25:04

That's a sort of progression.

01:25:07

So...

01:25:11

Now where to go.

01:25:14

So we should probably take Tommy Two Butts back to his lab.

01:25:19

Does he need our help?

01:25:21

Yes.

01:25:23

Do you need our help, Tommy Two Butts?

01:25:25

Because you seem to be handling yourself quite well.

01:25:29

Even at times when we weren't helping you.

01:25:35

No, I definitely need help.

01:25:37

I get lost.

01:25:38

Even in times of great danger.

01:25:40

As you said, you think I'm not that smart.

01:25:41

I don't know how to find my way back.

01:25:43

And if I do find danger, I don't know if I can protect myself.

01:25:51

Okay.

01:25:52

Okay.

01:25:52

So...

01:25:53

Okay.

01:25:53

Uh...

01:25:55

So you go back to the writer's room.

01:25:58

All right.

01:26:01

The one where we're going to go.

01:26:02

The one where we had troubles with it.

01:26:03

And there are...

01:26:04

There's the door you came in.

01:26:06

There's the door that you went through before.

01:26:08

And there's a door to the left.

01:26:10

You can go down the path that you came in.

01:26:14

Or that you went through before.

01:26:16

Or you can go down the other one.

01:26:18

Well...

01:26:24

If our main goal is to get...

01:26:26

Tommy two butts back.

01:26:28

Which...

01:26:30

Maybe there's another thing I'm forgetting about.

01:26:32

We should...

01:26:32

Be keeping a mind of.

01:26:34

Then...

01:26:36

We should just go back exactly the way we came.

01:26:38

Agreed.

01:26:41

To the lab.

01:26:45

All right.

01:26:47

Go back to the lab.

01:26:48

Oh, my God.

01:26:52

There's people in here.

01:26:53

Yeah.

01:26:54

There were goblins.

01:26:55

I don't know what they were doing.

01:26:56

Goblins.

01:26:57

Oh.

01:26:58

Hold on.

01:26:59

Sorry.

01:26:59

Uh-oh.

01:27:00

Uh-oh.

01:27:01

Retcon.

01:27:03

I feel like we skipped a room.

01:27:04

A little bit of retcon.

01:27:05

Yeah.

01:27:06

Retcon incoming.

01:27:07

Because you walked right...

01:27:08

You would have to walk right by these guys.

01:27:09

The zombies again.

01:27:11

If you went the way you came.

01:27:13

Yeah.

01:27:14

Goblins.

01:27:17

So you're taking us back to the goblin room?

01:27:19

The goblin ghoul room?

01:27:20

That's the path that you chose.

01:27:22

Yeah.

01:27:22

You know, the goblin ghouls.

01:27:24

The goblin ghouls.

01:27:25

All right.

01:27:35

So you walk back in the room and the ghoul is left.

01:27:37

Oh.

01:27:38

So they're going to be happy.

01:27:39

Yep.

01:27:40

Their butts are all returned.

01:27:42

They're slapping each other's butts and having a...

01:27:46

Just a friendly time with each other.

01:27:47

A gay old time.

01:27:49

And they look back...

01:27:49

Playing grab ass.

01:27:50

They see the three of you and they go, oh my God, thank you so much.

01:27:54

So much for helping us.

01:27:55

How do you know it was us?

01:27:56

All right.

01:27:59

Do you not want the treasure then?

01:28:00

Wait.

01:28:01

Yeah.

01:28:01

We'll take the treasure.

01:28:02

You can keep it.

01:28:03

No.

01:28:03

It was totally us.

01:28:05

And also Tommy two butts had nothing to do with it.

01:28:11

All right.

01:28:12

So they reach under the chair...

01:28:13

Under the pad and on the chair that they were having...

01:28:15

Holding the ghoul in.

01:28:16

And they...

01:28:19

Pull out a small ring box.

01:28:21

And they throw it to some some.

01:28:24

Oh, nice.

01:28:25

Actually.

01:28:26

I...

01:28:28

Is it openable?

01:28:29

You open it?

01:28:31

Yeah.

01:28:31

And it dissolves into dust.

01:28:34

Oh, fuck.

01:28:35

But then the dust starts swirling around and it...

01:28:39

Is it cocaine?

01:28:39

Into a ring of protection.

01:28:43

Oh.

01:28:44

All right.

01:28:45

Plus ring of protection.

01:28:47

Let me find out what that does.

01:28:52

I don't think it's...

01:29:00

Ring of protection.

01:29:09

It says...

01:29:11

You gain...

01:29:13

Plus one bonus to AC and saving throws while wearing this ring.

01:29:17

All right.

01:29:18

Yeah.

01:29:20

You have plus one bonus to your AC and saving throws.

01:29:24

Yeah.

01:29:24

I could have used that at some point.

01:29:28

Actually, I don't...

01:29:29

I think my rolls are so bad that it wouldn't have helped.

01:29:31

It probably would have helped.

01:29:32

But you didn't really...

01:29:33

Fight too much.

01:29:35

I'm not married to some kind of zombie now.

01:29:37

Am I?

01:29:37

No.

01:29:39

Okay.

01:29:39

Good.

01:29:39

Now, if there's anything wrong with that...

01:29:44

Did I not put you guys back into that room with the zombies?

01:29:48

You never did.

01:29:49

But...

01:29:50

Oh, okay.

01:29:50

But you knew what it looked like.

01:29:52

I could recall it.

01:29:52

Okay.

01:29:54

That's probably a good place to stop then.

01:29:56

Okay.

01:29:56

Back at the...

01:29:58

Wait.

01:29:58

Does that mean...

01:29:59

The lab.

01:30:00

Oh, we got to the lab.

01:30:01

I was going to say.

01:30:02

Does that mean something happens when we get to the lab?

01:30:04

No.

01:30:04

No.

01:30:05

I don't think.

01:30:06

So what happens when we get back to the lab?

01:30:08

Is it as we left it?

01:30:09

Yeah.

01:30:10

Yeah.

01:30:11

Yeah.

01:30:11

The two...

01:30:12

The two goblin assistants there are still...

01:30:14

You know...

01:30:17

Going with it.

01:30:18

But...

01:30:20

Yeah.

01:30:20

Then Tommy Two Butts just returns to his work.

01:30:23

Are they happy to see him?

01:30:25

They show no emotion towards him.

01:30:28

The goblins?

01:30:29

Oh, wait.

01:30:29

No, they're not goblins.

01:30:30

Wait.

01:30:30

Are they goblins?

01:30:31

Yeah, they're goblins.

01:30:32

Oh.

01:30:32

Well.

01:30:36

Great.

01:30:37

I still have the Chud Cannon, right?

01:30:40

No, it disintegrates.

01:30:41

Oh, it disintegrated?

01:30:43

Yeah.

01:30:44

Oh.

01:30:44

My God.

01:30:46

Thank you.

01:30:47

Thank you.

01:31:03

Thank you.

Episode 4