- Crew of the Kahuna

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do you know the rule andy can you can you tell me how it works

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the spells yeah i don't need to know but i'm kind of curious

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i don't know off of hand because i know he has to study for it right so he only has

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i think because i think it's like in the other game where i can have as many cantrips as i want

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but i need um i can only have so many spells used for once per which should be exactly the same as

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dungeons and dragons yeah so i'm thinking what i'm just gonna do is mage armor and magic missile

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because that just sounds awesome maybe she no shield and magic missile and how many you can use

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those ones the ones you have prepared at first level you have you can use i think you can use it i think

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you have three three spell slots at the first level but what is the slot so you can use either magic

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missiles or what was the other one mage armor as many times you want for each one no okay but just

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one three times one yeah so each slot is one use of either okay mage armor or magic missile can you

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have doubles like two slots of the same thing yeah you have three slots you have those two spells

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prepared okay you can use all three on magic missile or all three on mage armor or two and one okay okay

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so i'm gonna do three i'm gonna do magic missile shield and sleep okay can't you just sleep on like

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you need i'm assuming it's not me sleep you can't sleep on someone else oh

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okay it comes in handy in these type of games you would not notice but it does

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anything would have helped last time i feel like we were really taking up the ass so well so yeah

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there was but that's because there was 50 fucking goblins there was earlier now it's 50 yeah i didn't

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think we should attack them

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there was a door that someone didn't tell us about until halfway through the battles oh yeah there's

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there's another door over here no it's the door you came in no oh you okay i didn't have the door

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you guys came in right on the the uh the screen okay okay but after that battle after you guys died

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three times and mr poopy butthole saved your life um it was it happened to be in like the bedroom

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sleeping quarters of the the

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the

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the dungeon so you guys just fell asleep there and while you were sleeping it was a long rest so you

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gained help your health and nice your spell slots back

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nice

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i just passed out

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huh did you know according this thing magic can't put me to sleep

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yeah i saw that

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i've gotten incredible insomnia

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all right and then on top of that you guys will level up

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can doing it how much health did we gain

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say all of it from the law all of it yeah yeah

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all right so where was i some some i've i already adjusted it in there

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i'm trying to keep it on paper too so i don't know what my total is

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eight or no you were 12 i'm sorry

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well okay you were 12 on the sheet

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and i'm eight right it says under where it says armor class initiative speed right in the middle

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it says maximum hit points 12

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yeah right here

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oh it does it's really small though yeah for some reason

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okay point maximum eight

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yeah all right so plus plus 11 plus 11 one well i was at one so i'm all the way i've got plus 11

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yeah it was a long rest it's been a couple weeks weeks yeah oh god

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so so some some roll a d 10

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okay i'm just gonna roll it in the chat okay

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so you got a three plus two so you had five more hit points

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oh because i'm leveling up yes nice so you said i had five yeah i already threw it onto your sheet

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okay so i'm level two now yes

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which was your second level you gain action action surge which is you can push yourself beyond your normal

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limits for a moment on your turn you can take one additional action on top of your regular action

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and a possible bonus action how often uh to do for it just says for a moment so on your turn on your

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turn so any turn i can take an extra action yeah oh and once once you use this feature you want to

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finish a short or long rest before you can use it again oh so it's only it's like once a day

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once once a oh i see i see uh boo can you roll a d6 please

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did you roll it in the in the chat uh just so do you see where you can type in the chat there's

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like a chat box at the bottom yeah uh type in slash r and then space and then d20 all one word

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no or 10 oh sorry d6

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so boo gains six points oh you got more than me yeah

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so from from eight points so now you're at 14 which i've already added in

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weed

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seven

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nice all right so on second level you can prepare five spells you can only use first

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level three times though okay well i'm just gonna prepare two more spells then i mean you only have

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seven so you're probably add that what is it called again action surge i want to do another magic missile

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no you don't have to do that oh you have three spell slots you prepare five and you can use those three

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spell slots for any of them i'm confused all right so you have there's three spell slots that you can use

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you can use magic three times okay all right you have five spells prepared

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okay okay and you can use any any five of those three times okay it's not like you have to have two magic missiles prepared in one

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whatever oh how many can he prepare five

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i see and he's got five prepared and you can only use magic three times okay so outside of cantrips

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so then i'm just gonna add two more than to that i mean uh mage armor and uh detect mat or burning hands i guess

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okay uh when you use those i will have to look them up yeah

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yeah

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i'm just i'm just making sure i put it on there mage

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yeah so the two you're not using is

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is are which ones i think i got them uh detect magic and burning hand no

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no which ones aren't you using mage armor right i you know i just said major

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okay then shield i shield was what i did my first time the first three times when i before i upgraded

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i was going to use magic missile shield and mat and um

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sleep and uh i'm sorry what was it sleep sleep yeah sleep i'm sorry okay so now you're not taking

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which one detect magic or mage armor i was going to add mage armor and detect magic since you said i had

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two more spots so okay so you're not taking burning hands yeah i don't know what that is

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yeah me neither

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we i you want me to look it up really quick just in case if it is cool probably yeah

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there's it's probably it might be in here andy what is that called spells yeah it would be under

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spells all right so what's it called burning hands burning hand yeah

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yeah it's in here so if you go to the compendium so on on the right there's the chat uh combat uh the

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last one is the gear which is settings the second to last one looks like a book with a globe on it

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that's compendium packs okay and in there uh there's a there's a folder called spells it says spells srd

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which is i don't know source rule description or something like that oh okay if you click on that it

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brings up a search box gotcha and you can type in stuff so you can type in burning hands and it tells

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you what it is did you find it boo lsrd yeah if you double click that then you'll get a search box you

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can type in any spell

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and when you said i had action surge andy yeah what is that called what is that action search

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yeah but is it like a ability is it a a skill what's it called it doesn't say

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oh feature is it a feature or a trait could be a trait let's see feats

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it's called action okay yeah i'll change it to burning hands it's a fire base attack

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i don't know we know how much you like those you know me

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plus detect magic doesn't really like oh it's under class features i was just under there

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uh it's not under feats it's under action or i mean under class features yeah gdb action

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or class features no not ddb i don't know what ddb is

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which is it's it's it's under item and it's class features srd

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towards the top

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it's under items yeah so there's one i there's a there's a section called actor then item

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it says backgrounds and then class features no no i i can't see that that's strange you should

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do you see where it's at i have a little locked symbol next to it but i you can still open it

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under under items yeah so there's item then you see background

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no so oh really how can i see it and you can't

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i have items srd and then under it says items item dnd 5e

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i think you're looking i think that must be a different one that you're because i see items

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do you want me to share my screen and show you or you don't care no we can figure out

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um i am sharing the wrong oh my glob

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that's not what i wanted what was that i shared the i shared discord instead of my entire screen

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that was like the mirror zone yeah

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oh

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see if he does that again uh

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yeah you can see my arrow right so here's

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here's a section where it says item

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so there's if you scroll all the way to the top you have actor

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item and under item there's class features and action

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okay class feature gotcha

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okay all right you guys stop looking at my screen though cheat

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how would we cheat i don't know andy but you would

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i would not you guys are dirty you're good

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okay so you wake back up in the morning or whatever the hell it is you have no idea

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you're underground

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yeah we've been sleeping for weeks probably yeah i was so tired yeah and now you're all healed and

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everything i mean the room smells bad because of the rotten goblin corpses but that's nothing

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well because of uh

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uh

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uh

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the sturge's poop we did nothing to uh

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move the goblins before you took a week-long nap no you just passed out

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you couldn't help it that's part of mr booby mr poopy butthole's magic okay

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he can't he can revive us from near-death experiences but cannot

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in any way help the smell

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okay so what do you guys want to do well um so basically our only motivation is to

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continue to explore the strange place um

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i'm kind of pissed off at this point

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in real life or in the game no and in game sorry i should have put in character

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that's all right you'll get it

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yeah i'm mad yeah i feel like i've been made a fool of

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well you were knocked out by goblins yes

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but it was luck and i need to avenge i'm gonna kill their mother

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oh my goodness their mother or i mean

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or grandmother whichever one i get to first

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why do you have to attack the opposite gender

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they is not no i i'm a woman

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i am a strong independent woman and nobody knocks me out for a week

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nobody nobody

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good not even brad well yes but that's only because i let him enthusiastically

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oh i don't need to hear that i'm right here

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uh what what i forgot your name here here jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry

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jerry jerry jerry i'm an independent woman and if i want to let brad put me into a week-long

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coma sex coma then i'm gonna do it i'm almost 18 almost

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uh all the way so uh yeah we should go forward

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all right what door

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so uh when we came in those goblins were poised against this door right the one on the right

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they were expecting they were expecting us to come in through this one yeah i think maybe we should go

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through that one the goblin door well the goblins were expecting us to come in this door so we

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should go out it that's what i'm thinking

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all right you got

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you're refutable

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we have to find your way

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yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna sashay through that door

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sashay

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sashay i'm an independent woman you gotta do it

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i don't own a token with vision for this i got black screen yeah you gotta turn off token vision

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yeah i have to put the tokens in there first

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well yeah i guess you could do that but i still don't have vision

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vision as vision right

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uh no you want to you want to turn the way where are you at the settings for the scene

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uh no i would just turn off vision for the room so go to the config for the scene and turn off token vision unless you have like walls and shit set up in here which i doubt i do not

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i lick my balls lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick or no no no that's not what it is i eat grass grass grass taste bad oh yeah all right what about now yeah okay all right so that green that green box is a door yeah it's not the door you came in because i didn't think that would be a problem okay so but there is another door that is the door we came in

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yeah so this dusty this dusty old room features a sweet ass treasure chest you sense that bling is imminent

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oh bling that's good

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all right so what do you do

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uh jerry when you're done rolling around you want to talk about this bling i'm i'm having a hard time here

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all right i'm gonna continue to sashay towards the bling

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uh this is here i'm gonna crawl there this is this looks like the bling box

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um i'm going to attempt to open the bling box all right then roll a dexterity saving terminal

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i'm hiding is that a

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feature no skill save

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dexterity

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yeah

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uh normal

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right yeah you don't really have a choice here

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well there's like advantage and disadvantage so

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okay

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all right all of a sudden you hear this all buzzing

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and as you heard that you were able to jump out of the way

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sweeps across the edge of the

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the treasure chest

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but what is it you died it was a solid blade oh jesus that came out but you were able to dodge it

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because you're so dexterous well what the fuck so

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so jerry you tried i i know i saw it from over here

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oh boy these are dad jokes now i know i'm a great dad all right so inside of the chest is

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210 gold pieces

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400 don't write don't don't write that down that's not for you

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and what

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410 silver pieces

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okay

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i gotta look up like this one

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uh

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three

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called ep electrum pieces

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electro

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electrum

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what the hell is electrum

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all right

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two potions of healing

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oh

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and a ruby that smells like fresh baked cherry pie

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cherry pie

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a ruby like a stone that smells like pie

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yeah

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hmm

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can't really do anything with that can you

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hey cure check out how this bling i found

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is that cake

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um

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it's a type of cake

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can i have a bite

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i i wouldn't

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all right

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fine

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i mean it's more of a ruby than a pie but it smells like

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can i can i try to take a bite out of it

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i mean it smells a lot better than i smell right now i know that

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and i i toss you i toss you the ruby

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good

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i didn't want to smell it anyway i'll put it in my pocket

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what is it some kind of ruse

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i'm your father i know best

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all right well then i'm taking this this bling and uh i grab the healing potion and i throw it to

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you you're gonna need this before i do

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i catch it

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i'd fall over

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okay but i'd take the other one

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fine you can have it i don't want it anyway

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you don't you probably don't even know

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all right and are we gonna split this gold no i'm taking it you took the ruby

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gold

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no i'll take

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some of the gold

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you can have the silver we can be fine i'll take silver

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you don't win gold who's gonna get the electron

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what the hell is the electron

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let's split the electron

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down the middle yeah you can do that

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no i it's more there's three pieces oh

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okay cool all right you're gonna have since you're taking the uh the silver you're gonna have two

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electrons i'll take one electron one electron and 210 gold yeah

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and how much silver 410 holy cannoli i feel like i might have gotten the raw deal on this

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you've got 210 gold pieces in one

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electron piece

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you got 410 silver pieces

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and two electron pieces

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i'm into gold ruby

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yeah but it smells like pie

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so i feel like it's a trap

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it smells like fresh baked cherry pie

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i put down smelly ruby

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worst worst porn name ever

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all right where you guys want to go next

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so you got the door you came in

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or you can press forward

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i say is there anything else to see about the room

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no that's it just the

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the treasure chest

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no god damn it boom

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is the sword supposed to be part of my imagination

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yes

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imagination

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there's the british nation and the imagination

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huh all right yeah let's let's let's go through that door

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the door you haven't gone into yet

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um there's only one door no there's the one you came in and the one you

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you don't need to tell me about the door we came in

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apparently i do okay fine the door we didn't come in

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all right

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do

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should i be drawing a map

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yes go right ahead do that

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all right all right

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all right

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go ahead

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oh so this is like one of those

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uh-oh french

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are we in a cage match

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all right

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all right

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all right

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so you enter the door

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and a pair of perfectly rounded stone mounds

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cleft artfully straight down the middle filled

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fills this room

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looks a lot like a butt from where you're standing

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something shiny glints near the ceiling about four feet above what

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what can only be described as this huge butt

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just calling it like i see it

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huh that looks like a butt

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all right yes i think it does

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uh you said something's hanging from it

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yeah

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like a dingleberry

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no because

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shiny shiny dingleberry

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and wait i thought the butt was on the ground

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the butt's on the ground

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the butt is on the ground

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i so i i bet i can hit that dingleberry and get it down

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with your arrow

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yeah

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yeah

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you really think you're that good

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yeah i'm the best there ever was

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i i haven't seen you practice

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i mean you see me miss a lot of stuff

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no i seen you sitting on the couch

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texting your friends and all that i never seen you

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playing with your bow and arrows i keep telling you

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dad we are role playing we are role playing dad

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forget about that i am ari strongbow

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the stone seems way too small for you to try to hit it

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but it's hanging from a rope or something

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you think the rope's gonna be bigger than what's what it's holding no but i bet i can hit it

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all right okay

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so what do i got to roll for that roll a d20

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just a d20 wait what about isn't there like a skill i could do like a bow skill

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no

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really all right seems like d20 d20

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boom five oh no you managed to clip a butt cheek with an arrow

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like at the ground and i was aiming up yeah oh boy all right well well minus one more arrow

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minus one more arrow i told you should have been practicing

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shut up jerry

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uh

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smack my stomach it made me burn

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um all right good maybe i should just

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make a column here for arrows

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or was i keeping track in the game i don't remember

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inventory

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that's not in here

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okay um so is there like a butthole

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no just just the cheeks

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all right

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and in this room it's round and there's one door

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there's there are two doors the one including the one you came in okay all right the picture

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makes it look like there's four but yeah you have the green box okay yeah the green boxes for

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doors are the butt is the butt bigger than us yes you would have to climb you have to climb up the butt

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if you want to reach the

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i start climbing the butt all right

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don't climb don't climb the butt

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make an acrobatics check

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jerry

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making it

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learning

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all right why you gotta climb the butt

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how do i do that in this game so

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it's under skills

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yeah it's under skills then then i i have that pulled up

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then go down to deck

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no it's uh

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it's under checks dexterity

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checks

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so just throw a dexterity check yeah

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and then normal

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the only other options are advantage and disadvantage so oh yeah it's normal

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oh you

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try to climb up this

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baby smooth surface

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to see what the shiny thing is but you

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you slip and fall back down

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what color is it rock colored

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yeah it's like marble

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oh

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and it looks does it look fancy or does it look like

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old and shit

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no it's it looks like a

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pretty fancy

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okay

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but

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all right

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um

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it's more of a derriere

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is it something that we could like try and perceive more about or

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know anything about like

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keep trying to climb it because i'm down for that too

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but deities or something

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um

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hey i got it

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you can do a wisdom or an intelligence check

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if you want

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would an arcana check be appropriate

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you can try to do it but

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there seems to be no magical aura around these

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okay

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this big marble smooth butt

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all right i'm gonna slap on it

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flirt flirtily

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okay

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do i slap on it

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uh do us a charisma check

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all right

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hold on

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oh

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please don't tell me you're gonna use that hand to smack the butt

00:31:46

smack the butt

00:31:47

come on baby slap the butt

00:31:50

nine

00:31:54

all right

00:31:54

i just missed it

00:31:55

it's just

00:31:58

whiffed at it

00:32:00

no you barely touched it and

00:32:02

so it didn't make like a really cool sound

00:32:05

no no there's just some kind of like weird giggle that you heard

00:32:09

and the room shakes just a little bit

00:32:10

that's not good

00:32:12

anybody else feel that

00:32:14

and that that shiny thing from the ceiling falls down

00:32:18

into the butthole

00:32:20

no not into the butthole just up the crack away from you and onto the other side

00:32:24

i

00:32:27

looking around

00:32:29

like shiftily

00:32:32

and i slap it again

00:32:33

yeah

00:32:36

yeah i'd run another

00:32:36

dyssterity check

00:32:37

no it farts

00:32:40

it flirts

00:32:42

it farts

00:32:43

oh

00:32:44

oh boy

00:32:44

you slap it

00:32:46

and it's going

00:32:46

to

00:32:46

where's that ruby

00:32:52

maybe we can mask this smell

00:32:54

oh no i'm keeping that by me let me tell you that's going to come in handy like right now

00:33:00

can i get can we get to the other side of the butt

00:33:04

yeah yeah you can walk around the butt

00:33:08

i'm gonna walk around and see this i forgot what it was it's a gem or something shiny

00:33:12

it's a shiny piece of shiny

00:33:14

okay

00:33:15

um i would like to inspect it like is it big enough to like pick up and look at

00:33:22

yeah yeah big enough to to pick up okay

00:33:26

is it a sword

00:33:28

no i think so you read it and it says say goodbye to your butt

00:33:35

make a dc uh make a dexterity saving turn

00:33:40

hurry

00:33:41

not my butt it's my second best

00:33:45

oh you got a 19 or 22

00:33:51

do i get an extra butt

00:33:53

uh no it only steals half of your ass

00:33:56

no

00:33:57

but i'm so good

00:33:59

but since you did so good

00:34:01

i'm gonna let you pick which cheek

00:34:04

oh i want it to be melissa

00:34:07

which is

00:34:09

uh my left butt cheek

00:34:13

i'm gonna make a note of that

00:34:14

wait which one was it

00:34:20

so i lost

00:34:22

um i i lost my left butt cheek

00:34:24

left

00:34:25

okay butt cheek

00:34:27

minus left

00:34:29

butt cheek

00:34:30

yes

00:34:32

whose name was Alyssa

00:34:35

oh i thought you said Melissa

00:34:38

no Melissa is the one i wanted to keep

00:34:40

Alyssa is the one i gave up

00:34:42

oh okay

00:34:42

all right

00:34:44

on the bright side it doesn't really inflict any damage or pain

00:34:48

it just

00:34:49

you just don't have a left cheek anymore

00:34:53

your left leg still attached to the body but very

00:34:57

fucking weird

00:34:59

so i'm half i'm half Beyonce and half Hank Hill

00:35:02

yeah

00:35:03

i'll tell you what

00:35:06

i'll tell you what

00:35:09

uh

00:35:15

uh

00:35:17

let's get out of here before i lose my other butt cheek

00:35:19

so that was that what was the point of this

00:35:23

just a fart

00:35:24

well and i lost my butt cheek

00:35:27

and you lost a butt cheek

00:35:29

what kind of room is this

00:35:31

it's a smelly one

00:35:32

this room's a real asshole

00:35:35

oh boy

00:35:37

dad

00:35:38

i'm sorry i'm sorry i know your father has to be the butt of all jokes

00:35:43

and i make it look like i'm really embarrassed

00:35:48

let me tell you let me tell you

00:35:49

let me tell you

00:35:49

both both

00:35:51

in character and out that felt good

00:35:54

all right

00:35:56

do you go out the door

00:35:57

yeah in character and out of character i hate you

00:36:03

yeah we're gonna well i mean i'm gonna start moseying slowly and bewilderedly into the other door

00:36:10

the door that we did not come in

00:36:11

are you kind of walking funny because you're missing half your ass

00:36:14

i'm very confused and

00:36:16

i mean yeah i'm just walking slow

00:36:23

and i'm sorry i'm bewildered

00:36:26

oh man i forgot what it was confused bewildered

00:36:29

all right so

00:36:34

you exit the room and you find yourself at another junction

00:36:39

to either go left or right

00:36:41

so it's like a small like a small room

00:36:45

yeah well it's like a t hallway

00:36:47

okay so you come in at the top left of the t so you can either go straight or

00:36:53

i don't i don't know i feel like the last decision i made was to slap that butt and it

00:36:59

brought us nothing but pain

00:37:00

what does that have to do with

00:37:03

i'm talking to care

00:37:05

okay maybe you should decide left or right

00:37:10

go you go in and you got another butt cheek to lose i still got both mine i mean i'm just saying

00:37:17

or i mean i'm the more complete person here

00:37:22

all right and then i scoff at gear i go left

00:37:26

no help again

00:37:29

i'm rushing it behind kind of slowly but you know

00:37:33

clutching your ruby

00:37:36

well no you know my rubies are my pocket you know

00:37:40

i smell like strawberry pie i mean how wizard how much more of a wizard can you want you know

00:37:47

i could think of uh a couple other wizards that were more helpful than you

00:37:51

yeah but yeah but you ever smell merlin he smelled like a swamp

00:37:58

yeah that's probably true

00:38:00

yeah minecraft

00:38:06

my crap all right oh boy that a wizard yeah it's an evil wizard that's christopher lee and he's gonna

00:38:13

fuck us up

00:38:14

all right you enter this room a long wide room looms before

00:38:19

mysterious runes and patterns cover the room's walls and floors visible at the end of this long room is some sort of evil mage

00:38:28

oh man he's so

00:38:30

oh man he's so fucking evil looking

00:38:32

he's evil looking

00:38:34

anyone can be under the lens of subjective moral parameters and constantly ethical

00:38:38

he looks real tough and he blocks the way to the next room

00:38:43

figure it out just wait until he starts talking figure it out figure dude figure it

00:38:50

hey here

00:38:56

slash max skyblade why don't you go lie to that guy

00:39:00

tell him we're tell him we're important why don't you shoot him with an arrow first

00:39:04

no i felt like we've we've been leading with the arrows and it's gotten us nothing but goblins

00:39:10

you think he'll listen to me no but he's not gonna listen to me i look like a damn fool i only got half a butt

00:39:17

oh you got a point there i am evil mage yells over your bickering and says i cannot be hurt

00:39:26

no one can pass through this hall

00:39:29

it is impossible

00:39:32

pardon

00:39:33

you're way down there

00:39:36

me

00:39:36

look how loud i have to yell

00:39:40

i think he wants us to feed him

00:39:42

i got nothing for him

00:39:44

i'm not got it got a whole helping of uh

00:39:48

again what do i got what's my magic attack here

00:39:51

ray of frost frost hand

00:39:56

all right i walk up and i say excuse me as soon as you walk up the door behind you locks

00:40:02

oh i summer i told you to hold the door i was not paying attention

00:40:08

i thought we had an open door policy in this house and i think a lot of things dad

00:40:14

i do mean to enforce it when we're out of it

00:40:17

all right all right all right so embarrassing me sir i think there's been a misunderstanding

00:40:26

um what are we doing you shall not pass

00:40:29

okay i i get it you have to say that i mean hey i got my own little quarter staff here see you can't

00:40:39

pass me either it's a wizard right away but why don't you just let us pass this one time

00:40:44

you cannot pass

00:40:45

what can i do no one has gotten past me i well what would it take to get past you

00:40:51

defeat me

00:40:53

yeah well we don't we don't want to defeat you we just just let us

00:40:59

let us have to nah i think we can work something out i'm so fucking awesome yeah i know we see that

00:41:06

you're great i am i am not going to let you pass unless if you kill me

00:41:15

i shoot him in the face with ray of frost i feel like there's a better way

00:41:19

i don't think there is i mean he just stands there takes the ray of frost in the in the face

00:41:27

and he just goes ha no magic can harm me

00:41:34

oh boy that's that makes you very useless doesn't it care yeah arrows now i told you arrows i start

00:41:41

running running where you start clawing at the door

00:41:45

and it's not opening summer hit him with your fucking arrow

00:41:54

i'm gonna i'm gonna step to him

00:41:56

step to him yeah what does that even mean threateningly oh that's a little different

00:42:06

i cannot be intimidated nor hurt by magic

00:42:10

hmm you and your one ass cheek what kind of power do you have

00:42:15

oh you'll see what kind of power i have and you smell like bat or sturges

00:42:21

shit i do i earn that one ass cheek and smell like shit it uh it's not just clean it it doesn't

00:42:29

make sense you're you're right shitty is going to be a lot less fun from now on but i'll have to make do

00:42:35

now let us go on our way no i look around and i look around at the runes is there anything to be

00:42:46

learn from the runes

00:42:48

give me a perception check

00:42:52

uh that will be skills

00:42:57

yeah it should be under check

00:43:00

no there's two there's two there's skills

00:43:04

and then when i so i can click perception skill

00:43:08

and then ability modifier would be would be what yeah i think it's automatically added in there

00:43:16

well there's there's options like the first the default is wisdom

00:43:19

here

00:43:22

i'm just going by what it says on on foundry oh yeah as wisdom okay

00:43:33

but i guess you could do a perception intelligence check it's kind of strange i don't know what that

00:43:38

means

00:43:38

all right so i'm going to do a wisdom a perception wisdom check is that what you want yes

00:43:45

oh boy

00:43:49

that's a critical

00:43:52

you perceive nothing oh wow how long you've been sitting on that one oh such sweet vindication

00:43:59

uh

00:44:00

here but you feel like you're on the right path right path

00:44:07

i feel like that's a clue do you know anything about runes

00:44:12

me yes you you're the only one else here i'm not talking to that mage he's being a real dick

00:44:20

no no insults can harm me no i bet your name i bet your name is one cheek but girls

00:44:29

who smell like shit you look like a curtis to me he does look like a curtis

00:44:35

no insults can harm me i don't know have you been called curtis much today

00:44:40

because you really act the same way as work

00:44:45

you're acting like a real curtis have you ever known someone named curtis because let me tell you

00:44:50

none of them are good and you look curtis i do need to i mean i think it harms our argument but

00:44:57

bill curtis is pretty cool

00:44:59

who the hell is bill curtis i'm character i'm bill curtis and this is the news

00:45:08

well there's only one then i don't i i mean i guess i know something let's look at this uh let's

00:45:14

look at these runes here what do they look like can i uh run a perception check yeah do a perception

00:45:20

check

00:45:20

perception i'll give you advantage since you're a wizard that i don't know i assume wizards read

00:45:26

how do i how do i do the check uh perception check is it just well the way i did it was is under

00:45:31

skills yeah and then isn't perception under there yeah and then you just hit it like normal no go to

00:45:39

advantage because i'll give you advantage on it where's it it's right next it's on the yeah it's left

00:45:45

uh yes you get to roll two dice and take the highest all right so you got a 17

00:45:49

oh you have good perception oh you're the same as me

00:45:58

you you don't all right so the patterns on the left wall make up huge runes representing the letters r

00:46:04

and a

00:46:05

the right wall contains an equally huge and equally hidden u and n

00:46:12

on the floor you see runes for y and g

00:46:18

oh i know what it is we need a ray gun

00:46:25

his weakness is ray guns all right out of nowhere a fancy futuristic ray gun

00:46:32

begins to appear hovering in the air in front of some some

00:46:38

all right i grabbed the right what is it like a rifle

00:46:42

no it's like um one of the uh the needlers

00:46:48

oh like uh like that ray gun from the simpsons zap

00:46:53

no from halo oh okay well fine i take it i grab it is it real yes okay

00:47:04

uh

00:47:09

i point at him what do you think of this what do you think of this curtis

00:47:12

i cannot be hurt by weapons yeah or magic uh-huh or being or insults right or one but one but

00:47:28

she's got a

00:47:31

she's got a ray gun that's it

00:47:34

you're about to get curtailed

00:47:37

yes

00:47:40

yes

00:47:46

all right well

00:47:49

shoot that cannot hurt me

00:47:52

the ray gun

00:47:53

it will not hurt me

00:47:56

shoot i am invincible

00:47:58

shoot him

00:48:02

for god's sake shoot him

00:48:03

well i look really confused well i take a moment because

00:48:07

the last time i went wild and free i lost a butt cheek but i see no way past this the runes are

00:48:13

indisputable i'm gonna shoot

00:48:14

all right

00:48:16

so luckily

00:48:19

uh-huh

00:48:23

the bolt from this ray gun goes straight left

00:48:25

uh

00:48:28

it tricked you

00:48:28

that's lucky

00:48:29

and then it bounces around the walls and hits the mage right in his shoulder

00:48:33

the evil mage drops holding his shoulder in agony he screams

00:48:38

person this

00:48:39

fucking demon weapon

00:48:40

he's never seen it before he calls you a piece of

00:48:43

shit

00:48:44

oh

00:48:44

things

00:48:45

you damn one butt cheek

00:48:48

shit smelling whore

00:48:52

excuse me

00:48:53

and i i

00:48:55

why would you bring a ray gun

00:48:57

to a magic fight it doesn't make sense

00:48:59

i step i step

00:49:01

so is he

00:49:01

oh man i was gonna really give it to him

00:49:04

but can i still can i still clomp up there

00:49:07

like really indignant

00:49:08

yeah fine all right but

00:49:11

he's still laying on the floor clutch

00:49:14

okay i mean he could still disappear i just i just want to clomp up there because i'm really

00:49:18

pissed off that he called me a whore

00:49:20

all right

00:49:21

so he's laying on the floor still screaming obscenities

00:49:24

i

00:49:25

excuse me it is 2022 i'm an independent woman nobody calls me a whore except brad

00:49:33

and that's because i asked him to and i mean then brad is a whore too

00:49:37

oh and then i shoot

00:49:39

oh no it as soon as you shot the ray gun disappeared

00:49:43

oh no

00:49:45

yeah you are now defenseless

00:49:47

against this mage

00:49:49

but my emotions have gotten the better of me as a woman and

00:49:53

i'm still standing over him and i've drawn my bow and like pointed at him all right he reaches up with his one good arm

00:50:03

oh boy and smacks right where your left butt cheek is missing and then disappears and dies

00:50:08

oh

00:50:09

oh

00:50:09

oh

00:50:11

it's right on the bone

00:50:13

that was a weird final fact

00:50:16

i mean

00:50:17

talk about your last will and testament

00:50:20

oh

00:50:21

oh

00:50:22

that hurts so much

00:50:23

looks like he got the last laugh i guess then

00:50:28

yeah well he's dead so last lap

00:50:30

could you really call it a slap it's like hitting somebody's

00:50:35

shin

00:50:35

i mean

00:50:38

it's not as satisfying

00:50:39

no it wasn't that's the point

00:50:46

dead dead

00:50:48

all right

00:50:50

all right so now you have the door you came in

00:50:53

and the door in front of you

00:50:55

oh i'm going to the door in front of us i'm scampering get out of my way

00:50:58

all right awfully brave now are you

00:51:03

i mean i was pretty brave before remember when i iced that guy in the face

00:51:09

i didn't know he was going to be immune

00:51:11

no he took that like

00:51:15

can we take a break here

00:51:16

yeah

00:51:19

yeah

00:51:22

i got a refreshing my drink

00:51:24

hey does this look familiar andy

00:51:26

yeah it looks like bullet

00:51:29

yeah it was it was

00:51:31

oh is that from

00:51:32

yeah oh okay

00:51:33

yeah we didn't drink that much

00:51:35

i'm drinking benchmark tonight

00:51:36

oh it's only eight high

00:51:38

i know it was number eight that

00:51:41

no it's like they distributed the 10 over eight so it's more

00:51:44

what you heard me

00:51:49

what don't make fun of me

00:51:57

Thank you.

00:54:57

Thank you.

00:54:59

Oh, shit.

00:55:00

Are you guys back?

00:55:09

Is there a reason I can't hear anything?

00:55:10

Did I go deaf?

00:55:12

Yes.

00:55:13

Hello?

00:55:13

What?

00:55:16

Okay, good.

00:55:17

Oh, okay.

00:55:17

Good.

00:55:17

I thought I went blind for a second.

00:55:20

You didn't.

00:55:23

Good.

00:55:26

Good.

00:55:26

That's a Mr. Meeseek's box.

00:55:41

Look at me.

00:55:45

Can do.

00:55:48

No.

00:55:49

Fuck.

00:55:51

Don't ever make that noise again.

00:55:55

I hope I don't have to.

00:55:58

As you enter this room,

00:55:59

an innocuous-looking teal cube sits on a pedestal in the middle of the room.

00:56:04

Atop the cube is an inviting button engraved on the back of the pedestal sentence none of you can read,

00:56:09

no matter how hard you try.

00:56:11

All right.

00:56:17

I go and try to read it.

00:56:18

You can't.

00:56:22

But what if he tries really hard?

00:56:24

Can I run a check?

00:56:26

Yeah.

00:56:27

Give me a wisdom check.

00:56:37

All right.

00:56:38

You still can't read it,

00:56:39

and you take one damage because your brain hurts now.

00:56:42

Fine.

00:56:43

That's not how this game works.

00:56:45

I don't care.

00:56:47

All right.

00:56:49

What is it?

00:56:50

Oh, you should have four.

00:56:52

Why didn't it change?

00:56:54

Oh, you should have 14 hit points, right?

00:57:01

Yeah, so now I'm down with 13.

00:57:03

I don't know why it didn't save.

00:57:06

Mine's fine.

00:57:08

I can't open Jerry's sheet.

00:57:13

Okay.

00:57:15

So what do you do?

00:57:17

Uh, oh.

00:57:20

I hit the button.

00:57:23

Oh, boy.

00:57:24

All right.

00:57:25

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

00:57:26

Look at me.

00:57:27

Ah!

00:57:27

You're not doing the voice.

00:57:29

I'm trying to remember the voice.

00:57:33

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

00:57:35

Look at me.

00:57:36

I can't do!

00:57:37

Yeah, that voice.

00:57:40

Yeah.

00:57:41

Horrible voice.

00:57:42

Horrifying.

00:57:43

Do it again.

00:57:45

Well, I can't.

00:57:47

Andy's got to do the voice.

00:57:48

He needs to learn and grow as a GM.

00:57:50

He needs to learn how to grow.

00:57:54

Hmm.

00:57:57

I can't do the voice.

00:58:01

Yes, you can.

00:58:01

Yes, you can.

00:58:01

Apply yourself.

00:58:02

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

00:58:10

Look at me.

00:58:10

That's it.

00:58:13

What do you do with the Meeseeks?

00:58:23

Oh, uh, what are you?

00:58:25

I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

00:58:28

Look at me.

00:58:28

I, are we, I mean, I mean, this is kind of meta, but we're playing, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons as the characters from Rick and Morty, right?

00:58:40

So, do we have knowledge of what a Meeseeks is?

00:58:43

Yes.

00:58:44

Okay.

00:58:44

Uh, well, we should tell it to do something.

00:58:50

Quit rolling around and take this seriously.

00:58:53

I'm trying to get my screen in order.

00:58:55

That's what I'm trying to do.

00:58:56

I'm zoomed into this one corner of the map, but I can't figure out how to get it right.

00:59:01

Oh, you know what?

00:59:03

Remember, you had to change that setting to put it in trackpad mode before, remember?

00:59:07

Thought I did.

00:59:09

I know you did on the Star Wars one.

00:59:12

I don't know if it carried over.

00:59:13

I have no idea.

00:59:15

On the gear, there's settings.

00:59:21

Well, yeah, configure settings.

00:59:23

And where was it at?

00:59:25

I think maybe it was in...

00:59:27

Yeah, great.

00:59:32

Thanks.

00:59:33

I didn't know you could hear me.

00:59:35

Where is it at?

00:59:39

Maybe it's not in here.

00:59:40

Maybe that was a plug-in that I didn't enable on here.

00:59:43

Well, I fixed it anyway.

00:59:47

And it just cost me to roll.

00:59:49

Did you win?

00:59:51

Yeah.

00:59:52

Okay, good.

00:59:54

All right, well, we should ask this MeeSix to do something for us.

00:59:58

Like what?

00:59:59

I don't know, but I'm starting the dialogue.

01:00:02

What are we doing in here again?

01:00:05

Looking for something?

01:00:06

I think we're just here for the booty.

01:00:10

Pun intended.

01:00:13

Yeah.

01:00:13

Half the half a booty?

01:00:15

No, I mean, I think that's generally why we're here in this dungeon.

01:00:18

So, Mr. MeeSix, can we ask him why he's in this dungeon?

01:00:22

Mr. MeeSix, why are you in this dungeon?

01:00:24

That's not what Mr. MeeSix does.

01:00:28

He completes a simple action.

01:00:31

Okay.

01:00:33

Mr. MeeSix, find out why you're in this dungeon.

01:00:41

I'm just kidding.

01:00:41

Oh, boy, I'll try.

01:00:42

And then, what, he just stands there and looks at us?

01:00:47

Ponderingly, yes.

01:00:50

Well, you got any ideas?

01:00:54

What are you waiting for?

01:00:55

Oh, so I wasn't sure if, like, he only does, like, the first thing you ask him to do.

01:00:59

Yeah, they have one purpose.

01:01:02

Whatever you tell them to do.

01:01:04

So, can we change our mind, or is he already locked in?

01:01:07

He's locked in.

01:01:08

All right.

01:01:09

So, what are you waiting for, MeeSix?

01:01:11

Get out of here.

01:01:12

Go find out why you're here.

01:01:13

And he sits there thinking for another five seconds.

01:01:21

And he goes, oh, boy, I don't know.

01:01:23

And he starts to go slowly insane.

01:01:26

Oh, boy.

01:01:27

I hit the button again.

01:01:30

And because...

01:01:31

Mr. MeeSix, look at me!

01:01:33

That one's broken.

01:01:36

We don't need him anymore.

01:01:37

Kill him.

01:01:40

What?

01:01:42

What?

01:01:43

No, I would kill that other, the one that's about to go insane.

01:01:46

We don't need an insane MeeSix here.

01:01:48

All right.

01:01:50

He tries to do it, but the insane MeeSix kills him.

01:01:53

So, now we're stuck with the insane MeeSix?

01:01:56

Yep.

01:01:57

And all of a sudden, he launches at Cure.

01:02:00

Wait, what?

01:02:03

Why?

01:02:04

No, I hit the button.

01:02:07

Mr. MeeSix, look at me!

01:02:10

Defend us.

01:02:13

All right.

01:02:14

So, now we have a MeeSix on our sides?

01:02:17

Yes.

01:02:18

Hit it again!

01:02:19

Hit it, like, 12 times.

01:02:25

We're going to have an army of MeeSix, and we're going to take the castle.

01:02:28

Yeah, this seems OP.

01:02:31

I'm trying to figure out how to do the encounter again.

01:02:38

You can right-click on us,

01:02:42

and click, I forgot what it is.

01:02:45

Oh, yeah, the sword and shield, that adds us to the encounter.

01:02:48

Oh, okay.

01:02:49

Oh, I did not make a MeeSix one.

01:02:56

Oh, it's not going to be in your compendium.

01:02:58

No.

01:02:59

I mean, we could just roll, you could just put a blank,

01:03:09

a blank character there, and we could just roll it manually.

01:03:12

How can I do the blank character?

01:03:17

If you go, there should be like a plus sign if you go under the character menu.

01:03:20

Sign?

01:03:29

Yeah, for adding, or maybe there's a create button or something.

01:03:32

Yeah, I think I found it.

01:03:34

Then I have to...

01:03:42

I didn't think you guys would do this.

01:03:44

I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.

01:03:47

Well, I didn't think we would fight the...

01:03:50

I didn't think he would go insane.

01:03:51

I thought it was...

01:03:53

I mean, I thought it was...

01:03:53

You gave him an impossible goal.

01:03:55

It was a silly question.

01:03:58

Right.

01:04:00

We didn't think it would be a problem.

01:04:04

We've seen the episode.

01:04:07

He didn't go insane.

01:04:11

Well, they did go insane.

01:04:14

Yeah, because Jerry couldn't...

01:04:18

Couldn't bring down his golf game by two strokes.

01:04:23

Right.

01:04:26

Sounds dirty.

01:04:28

Have you ever tried to relax?

01:04:31

It's an impossibility.

01:04:32

That's pretty good.

01:04:35

That's pretty good.

01:04:36

Yeah, but there's a good me-seeks and a bad me-seeks.

01:04:41

Also, simple task.

01:04:47

Didn't...

01:04:48

Oh, blessed.

01:04:49

Didn't one of them...

01:04:50

Didn't Summer ask him to make her a more complete...

01:04:53

complete woman?

01:04:53

Oh, no.

01:04:54

That was Beth.

01:04:55

What does that even mean?

01:04:58

I don't know, but...

01:05:00

Oh, no.

01:05:02

And it's radioactive?

01:05:03

Well, no.

01:05:04

I'm just using that for good advice.

01:05:05

Oh.

01:05:06

Oh.

01:05:07

That works.

01:05:07

And it's radioactive?

01:05:08

I'm radioactive!

01:05:10

I'm radioactive.

01:05:12

I'm sorry.

01:05:12

Imagine Dragons.

01:05:14

Imagine that.

01:05:16

Good one.

01:05:19

Shut up.

01:05:19

Oh, I don't like that.

01:05:20

Roll your...

01:05:22

Oh.

01:05:24

Oh, that's bad.

01:05:29

If you go to the encounter tab, you should have a little dice next to your name to roll initiative.

01:05:43

Did you find it?

01:05:44

Oh, yeah.

01:05:45

There you are.

01:05:46

Oh, nice roll.

01:05:46

Nice roll.

01:05:48

I'm still last.

01:05:49

So, Kira's first.

01:05:52

All right.

01:05:55

I'm gonna hit him with a magic missile.

01:05:57

Right on, Kate.

01:06:00

Coming out swinging.

01:06:01

Don't you only get three spells?

01:06:07

I get like six.

01:06:08

Okay.

01:06:09

Like, who am I to say?

01:06:11

I don't know.

01:06:14

Who am I to say?

01:06:15

Oh, bitch.

01:06:25

What is your magic missile?

01:06:29

What is your magic missile?

01:06:29

What is your magic missile?

01:06:29

That should be in here, too, though, in the compendium.

01:06:42

Spells.

01:06:48

Spells, bells, bells, bells.

01:06:52

Three glowing darts of magical force.

01:06:57

All right.

01:07:01

So, roll three d4s.

01:07:04

So, how do I do that, Andy?

01:07:11

So, slash r space 3d4.

01:07:18

All one word.

01:07:21

All right.

01:07:23

All right.

01:07:23

Oh, is that the average?

01:07:30

No, that's the total.

01:07:32

Oh, okay.

01:07:33

I think if you click on it, it expands and tells you what the dice were.

01:07:38

So, it's a four, a three, and a three.

01:07:40

Oh, okay.

01:07:43

All right.

01:07:44

The meat seeks dies.

01:07:45

All right.

01:07:51

That was easy.

01:07:52

Can we keep the other one?

01:07:53

Nope.

01:07:55

He did his job.

01:07:56

He disappears.

01:07:57

No, I...

01:07:58

It's arguable.

01:07:59

He defended you against the other meat seeks.

01:08:03

I hit the button.

01:08:04

Hi, Mr. Meat Seeks.

01:08:07

Look at me.

01:08:08

All right.

01:08:10

Now we're going.

01:08:10

Nobody give him an order.

01:08:12

Mr. Meat Seeks, you are to defend us and work with us and follow our every order.

01:08:18

And whim.

01:08:19

And whim.

01:08:20

And whim.

01:08:21

All right.

01:08:25

I hope he doesn't go insane.

01:08:27

Does it go insane?

01:08:30

I said, I hope he doesn't.

01:08:32

I mean, if this, if a meat seeks can't even take a simple bodyguard job, I mean, what's the point anyway?

01:08:39

Yeah.

01:08:40

Why even have a meat seeks?

01:08:41

Can I care?

01:08:41

Can...

01:08:42

Yeah.

01:08:43

All right.

01:08:44

Can I try reading the inscription?

01:08:47

You cannot read it.

01:08:50

But what if I try really hard?

01:08:52

Roll a wisdom check.

01:08:56

You still can't read it.

01:09:08

You, your, your brain hurts.

01:09:11

Oh.

01:09:12

So you lose one health.

01:09:13

Why did I forget about that lesson you tried to teach?

01:09:15

Boo.

01:09:17

My note just says minus one reading.

01:09:24

All right.

01:09:27

Uh, I guess we keep going.

01:09:34

That's all you're going to do?

01:09:35

Yeah, I guess.

01:09:37

Is there...

01:09:38

Where's our meat seeks?

01:09:40

I mean, should we just keep, keep getting meat seeks to do things for us?

01:09:46

Yeah, I, I, I, why don't we hit it like five times?

01:09:51

We only have five meat seekss.

01:09:54

Okay.

01:09:55

I didn't really have all of them.

01:09:56

But you do it this time.

01:09:58

Because I've got this one.

01:09:59

I hit the button.

01:10:00

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:10:04

Look at me.

01:10:05

All right.

01:10:06

Join our defense coterie.

01:10:08

You got it.

01:10:10

That's not what he says.

01:10:13

He says can do.

01:10:15

Oh, yeah.

01:10:17

Can do.

01:10:18

All right.

01:10:19

I'll hit the button again.

01:10:20

Uh, and we would like to...

01:10:26

Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:10:27

Look at me.

01:10:27

Uh, and two more times.

01:10:31

Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:10:33

Look at me.

01:10:34

Oh, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:10:35

All right.

01:10:36

You shall defend us.

01:10:38

Oh, boy.

01:10:40

You got it.

01:10:41

All right.

01:10:42

We got a little, we got a little, we got a little, now we got ourselves an actual fucking,

01:10:45

uh, this is what I'm talking about.

01:10:48

We got ourselves an actual team now.

01:10:49

Yeah.

01:10:51

Yeah.

01:10:52

No, I can already tell this is going to be great.

01:10:56

This is going to be great.

01:11:00

Okay.

01:11:00

Yeah.

01:11:01

All right.

01:11:01

Uh, now we're going to, now Meeseeks, we're going to do an Operation Meeseeks shield.

01:11:09

Get in front of us and walk through that door.

01:11:11

You've already given them their orders.

01:11:14

Which is to defend us.

01:11:16

To defend you.

01:11:17

There's no certain why or how, but.

01:11:20

Um.

01:11:22

Yeah.

01:11:23

All right.

01:11:25

Andy, I would suggest you copy all the tokens.

01:11:28

Just, just highlight everything in Command C to paste it into the next room.

01:11:33

I'm assuming you have no tokens in the next room.

01:11:34

Oh, there's two doors.

01:11:36

There are two doors.

01:11:39

Or three, including the one we came in.

01:11:41

Yeah.

01:11:44

Um.

01:11:44

All right.

01:11:47

Well, Jerry, I already walked through the one right in front, which is fine.

01:11:51

All right.

01:11:52

We'll be fine.

01:11:53

So that one's not, it's, it's a door, but you, you go up to it and you knock.

01:12:02

Oh, it's not open.

01:12:03

Yeah.

01:12:04

Or, or you go up to it.

01:12:06

You don't knock.

01:12:07

But.

01:12:08

And it says, here's another door for you.

01:12:11

This one's made of an indestructible magic metal.

01:12:14

I don't know.

01:12:17

Because I can.

01:12:18

I feel like you keep saying indestructible and undefeatable.

01:12:21

And we've defeated some of those people already.

01:12:23

Anyone.

01:12:24

Anyway.

01:12:24

It has one of those sliding people things, which is closed.

01:12:27

Oh.

01:12:28

Uh.

01:12:32

Knock on it.

01:12:34

I kick it.

01:12:36

Nothing.

01:12:37

I hurt my foot.

01:12:38

All right.

01:12:41

Um.

01:12:42

I knock on it.

01:12:44

I go across the room to the other door.

01:12:45

Listen here.

01:12:47

That's when we came in, I think, isn't it?

01:12:49

Yeah.

01:12:50

That's the one you came in.

01:12:51

That does track.

01:12:53

I would get confused.

01:12:54

All right.

01:12:55

Go to this one.

01:12:56

That one's locked.

01:12:57

So that was all in character.

01:12:59

Oh my God.

01:12:59

We're trapped.

01:12:59

Wait.

01:13:00

Is there a little sliding door?

01:13:01

No.

01:13:02

All right.

01:13:04

I pushed the button.

01:13:04

There's no button.

01:13:07

Wait.

01:13:07

The Meeseeks button.

01:13:08

Yeah.

01:13:09

Hi, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:13:15

Look at me.

01:13:15

Open this door.

01:13:18

The Meeseeks walks over and slides open the peephole slide door and disappears.

01:13:23

What?

01:13:25

Yeah.

01:13:26

He's going to go open it for us.

01:13:27

He'll be back.

01:13:28

You'll see.

01:13:29

All right.

01:13:34

Well, now what?

01:13:36

Well, we're waiting for the Meeseeks.

01:13:39

Waiting for what?

01:13:41

He disappeared.

01:13:42

Him to open the door.

01:13:44

No, he opened the door on the door and he disappeared.

01:13:48

Can't we do that?

01:13:50

Yeah, you could have, but you didn't.

01:13:53

You used the Meeseeks on it.

01:13:55

You brought a creature into existence to slide open this little door, which you very easily

01:14:04

could have done.

01:14:05

Oh, well, let's do that now.

01:14:07

Yeah.

01:14:08

I mean, what do you mean do that now?

01:14:10

It's already open.

01:14:10

Oh, so we can walk through it.

01:14:12

All right.

01:14:13

It's a people.

01:14:14

It's like a, it's like on a jail or, you know, like on those prohibition eras.

01:14:20

Yeah.

01:14:22

You know, you knock on the door and someone slides open the little peephole to talk to.

01:14:27

Say what you want.

01:14:28

It's one of those.

01:14:29

The Meeseeks can fit through it?

01:14:30

No.

01:14:32

He opened it and disappeared.

01:14:34

Oh, but no, we're talking about the, I'll push the button again.

01:14:39

I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

01:14:44

Look at me.

01:14:45

Mr. Meeseeks.

01:14:49

Mr. Meeseeks.

01:14:53

Yes.

01:14:55

We want you to.

01:14:58

Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

01:14:58

We want you to open this door and not the sliding door.

01:15:02

I'm talking about the entire door so we can get through it.

01:15:04

That door's already open, idiot.

01:15:06

So Mr. Meeseeks, the sliding people.

01:15:10

Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about.

01:15:13

I'm talking about the door so we can go through it.

01:15:15

Wait, is it already open?

01:15:16

We haven't tried opening it yet?

01:15:18

Mr. Meeseeks walks over and starts tugging on the door to no avail, but he keeps trying.

01:15:27

Okay.

01:15:28

All right.

01:15:28

Well, at least we got, we got our best men on it.

01:15:31

We got our best men on the job.

01:15:37

We'll wait out here in a couple hours, I'm sure.

01:15:42

So is there anything written on the door?

01:15:44

No, but through it, you can see a little flame skull on the other side.

01:15:50

On the.

01:15:50

Well, is he like just watching us or like he's like.

01:15:55

All you can see through the people is a skeletal mouth chattering away in a froggy voice.

01:15:59

It says, I'm sorry.

01:16:02

I'm just so nervous.

01:16:03

I'm loaded.

01:16:04

I hope y'all aren't hurt or scared or discomforted or.

01:16:07

Oh, Lord, it did.

01:16:08

Oh, no.

01:16:09

I was so startled.

01:16:10

Is he talking to us?

01:16:12

Yeah.

01:16:13

Through the people.

01:16:14

Okay.

01:16:15

The skeletal.

01:16:17

The skeletal.

01:16:18

The skeletal thing backs off.

01:16:21

And you can see it's just a skull yapping away.

01:16:24

It's wreathed in flames and its eye sockets contains.

01:16:27

There's a fire.

01:16:28

The room beyond the people is covered with hundreds of metal spikes poking out from the

01:16:33

walls towards the center.

01:16:34

Some of the spikes on the floor have skulls mounted on them.

01:16:37

And a little skull says, I've been trapped in here forever.

01:16:40

It seems.

01:16:40

Isn't that right?

01:16:41

Could y'all help us?

01:16:43

Could we help you?

01:16:47

Yes.

01:16:49

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

01:16:51

Well, I'm the one trapped in a room.

01:16:54

I can't open the door.

01:16:55

I ain't got.

01:16:56

Uh.

01:16:59

Okay.

01:17:01

You want a Mr. Meeseeks?

01:17:03

What good would that do me?

01:17:06

I have no arms to press the button.

01:17:09

But I can push it for you.

01:17:12

Then you have a Mr. Meeseeks.

01:17:14

And he doesn't fit through the slot, does he?

01:17:17

He will not fit through the slot.

01:17:20

No.

01:17:20

We got a Mr. Meeseeks working on the door right now.

01:17:22

He should be in pretty soon.

01:17:24

It's any minute.

01:17:26

No.

01:17:26

Mr. Meeseeks keeps struggling.

01:17:29

And you can see the.

01:17:30

You can see the hair on his chin starting to grow.

01:17:34

Oh, no.

01:17:35

Because he's been here too long.

01:17:36

Oh, no.

01:17:37

He's.

01:17:41

I have no idea what we're supposed to do.

01:17:46

I hit the button.

01:17:49

Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

01:17:55

Hey, Mr. Meeseeks.

01:17:57

What does that inscription say?

01:17:58

Hey.

01:18:06

Says, I'm Mr. Meeseeks.

01:18:07

Look at me.

01:18:07

And he disappears.

01:18:09

That's it?

01:18:11

That's it.

01:18:14

Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.

01:18:16

Oh, man.

01:18:20

Can we look around the room for.

01:18:25

So it's locked.

01:18:27

So we're looking at it.

01:18:29

Does it.

01:18:29

It has like a keyhole or something that makes it locked?

01:18:32

No, it's just.

01:18:32

No, it's just.

01:18:33

No.

01:18:34

The one on the bottom of the room is locked.

01:18:37

Okay.

01:18:38

The one with the flames on the other side.

01:18:39

The door is just really heavy.

01:18:40

And he can't open it up because he doesn't have any.

01:18:43

Oh, but.

01:18:45

Oh, it's not.

01:18:47

Do we try opening the door?

01:18:48

No, you just walked up to it.

01:18:51

But the Meeseeks has been pulling on the door.

01:18:56

Mr. Meeseeks is weak.

01:19:00

All right.

01:19:00

Let's try opening the door.

01:19:02

Is it a push?

01:19:04

Here.

01:19:04

Here.

01:19:06

Try opening the door.

01:19:07

I walk up and I try pulling the door.

01:19:10

All right.

01:19:12

Give me an athletics check.

01:19:13

For a door.

01:19:15

I don't.

01:19:17

I think I can open up a door.

01:19:18

Maybe that's not what you're rolling for.

01:19:22

How do I do this again?

01:19:24

Athletics check.

01:19:25

So under normal and the normal.

01:19:28

Just normal.

01:19:29

Yes.

01:19:33

You got a seven.

01:19:39

The door does not budge.

01:19:41

Get out of here, old man.

01:19:44

Let me try it.

01:19:45

Can I can I roll for it?

01:19:46

Yes.

01:19:47

Athletics.

01:19:50

14.

01:20:02

14.

01:20:02

All right.

01:20:03

The door starts to open.

01:20:05

All right.

01:20:08

So the door's open.

01:20:09

Mr. Meeseeks trying to open the door.

01:20:12

Disappears.

01:20:13

So it opened.

01:20:14

The door opened.

01:20:16

All right.

01:20:20

We're in.

01:20:21

That was a lot harder than it should have been.

01:20:23

All right.

01:20:26

So the door's open.

01:20:27

What do you do?

01:20:27

Uh.

01:20:29

Well, we see the skull.

01:20:33

Okay.

01:20:37

And we say.

01:20:38

That's so.

01:20:41

Hello.

01:20:41

Hi.

01:20:44

Thank you for opening the door.

01:20:46

You're welcome.

01:20:47

All right.

01:20:49

So.

01:20:50

What's up?

01:20:50

So.

01:20:51

The.

01:20:52

It is a bunch of spikes and skull.

01:20:54

Some skulls on this.

01:20:55

Oh, I love what you've done to the place.

01:20:59

So.

01:20:59

So the little flame skull.

01:21:01

Cast mage hand and picks up the skull.

01:21:04

Of Andy.

01:21:05

And starts walking out.

01:21:09

So there were.

01:21:11

There were two skeletons.

01:21:12

No.

01:21:14

Well.

01:21:15

One that's on fire.

01:21:16

And one that he just picked up.

01:21:18

From one of the spikes.

01:21:19

Okay.

01:21:20

So.

01:21:21

The skull passes the party.

01:21:23

And.

01:21:24

Sum.

01:21:26

Sum.

01:21:26

Since you did it.

01:21:27

Give me a.

01:21:27

Uh.

01:21:29

Perception check with advantage.

01:21:30

Okay.

01:21:35

Oh.

01:21:35

This wig is itchy.

01:21:36

Maybe it's not a wig.

01:21:39

Maybe it's lice.

01:21:41

It's crabs.

01:21:44

All right.

01:21:45

So.

01:21:46

So.

01:21:46

So you see that.

01:21:47

As the skull is.

01:21:49

Floating by you.

01:21:50

The.

01:21:52

There's a tiny glass vial.

01:21:54

That drops.

01:21:54

Empty eye socket.

01:21:56

Uh.

01:22:00

Both of you give me.

01:22:01

A acrobatics check.

01:22:02

Do we ever have to change.

01:22:11

The ability modifier.

01:22:12

I don't think so.

01:22:14

I think that's built in.

01:22:15

All right.

01:22:20

Who wrote that.

01:22:21

Oh no.

01:22:23

Sum.

01:22:23

Sum.

01:22:23

Sum.

01:22:24

Sum.

01:22:24

Sum.

01:22:24

You're.

01:22:24

You're able to catch this vial.

01:22:26

That's fallen down.

01:22:27

Whoop.

01:22:28

And.

01:22:32

You can tell that it was a potion of flying.

01:22:35

That he dropped out of his eye socket.

01:22:38

Well.

01:22:39

I'll save this for a rainy day.

01:22:41

All right.

01:22:42

And.

01:22:44

The flame skull starts to fly by.

01:22:46

To the door to the south.

01:22:47

And as it does so.

01:22:49

It burns up all these me seeps.

01:22:51

Wait a second.

01:22:52

We have so many questions for you.

01:22:54

And it just keeps going.

01:22:57

Oh boy.

01:22:59

And it runs into this door.

01:23:00

That's down on the bottom.

01:23:01

And it burns it.

01:23:02

So now it's unlocked.

01:23:03

Oh.

01:23:05

And he just keeps on trucking huh.

01:23:06

Yep.

01:23:07

He just keeps going.

01:23:08

And there's nothing in that.

01:23:10

That room is just basically spikes.

01:23:11

There's nothing.

01:23:12

There's no more.

01:23:13

Nothing of interest in there.

01:23:14

No.

01:23:15

Then what's the point.

01:23:19

Dad.

01:23:20

I pushed the button.

01:23:23

Hi Mr. Meeseeks.

01:23:30

Look at me.

01:23:30

Slap him please.

01:23:32

Who?

01:23:35

The.

01:23:36

Uh.

01:23:37

Here.

01:23:37

Is that.

01:23:39

Is that the weird looking guy?

01:23:41

Um.

01:23:42

Hey.

01:23:43

Well we have a strong resemblance.

01:23:44

So I'd appreciate you.

01:23:45

Not calling him.

01:23:47

Weird looking.

01:23:49

Is it the weak looking guy?

01:23:51

Yeah.

01:23:52

That one.

01:23:52

All right.

01:23:53

And then he slaps.

01:23:56

And.

01:23:58

Oh.

01:24:01

One damage.

01:24:02

Oh.

01:24:03

I didn't mean for that to happen.

01:24:04

That was supposed to be for comedy.

01:24:06

And Mr. Meeseeks disappears.

01:24:07

Cheers.

01:24:08

This professionals are just associated information about the

01:24:13

English-speaking individual once inplatz facility or

01:24:19

near the French Messiah, California for today's service.

01:24:22

I'm going to show you the best Kiki with this.

Episode 2