- Crew of the Kahuna

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okay you guys want to start by going over your characters at all

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um yeah i i could i could okay you want me to you want me to go you want to all right i'm playing

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some some otherwise known as ari strongbow okay that's great i don't care you're an adventure or

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maybe even a group of adventures whatever why are you here no one cares tell me tell me don't tell me

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your backstory we're here to kick ass and find treasure that's the motivation now get ready to roll

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in front of you is a dark staircase some mysterious shadows begging you to enter and by backing i

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mean you need to go down the stairs or there's not a hell of a lot of purpose of us being here today

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all right

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but we're together yes why aren't your tokens in here uh you have to drag them into this scene

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every time oh really yeah okay bitch

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pass

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okay there you guys are all right making my way down the stairs all right you guys go down the stairs

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right right yeah all right this room is dark and smells like a pet store it's all wood chips and warm

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poop down here a bunch of bats flap around the room they look harmless smells like poop in here

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and warm sawdust i told you i didn't i it was what i ate earlier

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are those are those bats get your they might be why don't you get your bow and arrow and just

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just let me i might get start crawling i'm i'm not gonna shoot a bat you know how hard it is to hit a bat

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well good thing these aren't bats they're sturges and they start to attack oh no

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so we shall have to roll for initiative okay what do i roll uh there should be in the

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the encounter tab oh nice are they in there oh i see the sturges oh boo already rolled so i just roll

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that big yeah just click the dice is all my info in there yes i put it in wow

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did i roll no no uh it won't let me roll you can roll for me i click on it it won't it doesn't roll

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i'll do roll i wonder if the permissions are slightly different i don't know maybe i'm just that kind of

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lucky guy and maybe that's this kind of game i'm gonna be the lucky one

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yeah and they come on top i can't wait until you try and lie thinking you're max skyblade

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this is oh i am always a skyblade

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all right hey nice i'm first are you strong bow is first all right uh i'd like to

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i don't know the rules so you might have to stop me i'd like to take my sword out and uh

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swing at one of these things okay triumphantly any one um

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the one that's closest to me is the layout that you have here basically right yeah it's

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they're on stairs it's in the picture oh okay i want it's in the picture i want to jump off the stairs

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and swing at one of the uh the sturgeys all right give me an acrobatics roll okay how do i do that

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yep here we go i don't know all right

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okay so i can't do it i'm not going to do it from foundry i don't think because i don't have the tool belt

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or athletics not not uh acrobatics no it's acrobatics okay oh there it is okay so which

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which one would it be uh acrobatics so i roll a d20 yeah okay and i have to roll so i got acrobatics plus

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three i got you it's plus two my sheet says plus three though but mine says plus two

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okay then i will fix mine

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all right all right i rolled a four is that good enough no it is not you fail and you fall down into

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the straw oh the straw yes it's itchy all right watch this i'm gonna forget i'm i'm gonna forget i'm

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this character i'm gonna think of my skyblade i go to hide well you have to wait for your turn

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oh uh oh you're a lot more sassy than i thought it comes from a long line of sassy

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all right tiger did you use a um an online roller i used a dice i have dice here

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all right um that's the first service is going to attack you know you can if i think you can

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click on so on the uh the chat tab there's there's a dice there that's what i've been trying to do oh

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it's not doing it no oh it's not opening up a dice roller huh no strange oh you deleted all the chats

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there's probably a d20 you can actually do it in discord oh really yeah oh let me start a new

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i don't know why oh yeah in

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okay i think

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maybe i don't oh yeah here's the bot dice

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oh but this is only for

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i don't know might be better to find a website for today i can look for a discord bot later

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okay um

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so the first sturgis in order swings and attacks

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okay it's gonna use its blood drain

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blood drain blood drain you didn't say these were blood draining sturges is

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no i did not

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they're just sturges again

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against kerr

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okay that's that's boo yeah okay

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all right i assume seven is not going to beat your armor class blue

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my armor class is 12. okay so nothing happens then it's here actually it's it's cure actually it's

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here okay so the second one does the same exact thing

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with an eight so that doesn't that misses two attacking kerr kerr here here here sorry okay so

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now here it's your turn maybe jerry all right what what what can i do because like i don't really know

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do i have cantrips do i have uh like spell slots i didn't really do a lot of research other than look

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at the sheet it should be on there shouldn't it it's on the sheet yeah

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yeah you know mage hand

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press the digitation and ray of frost yeah but i don't know what those things are

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i mean i guess ray of frost is kind of explanatory enough

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but is mage hand like a wave

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mage hand is like uh an ethereal hand will come out and like move something or

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my god really something like that yeah that's like cool as hell all right how is that gonna help

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i don't know you know every sometimes you need a high five you know pick me up out of the out of

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this straw i can only use it once yeah it's itchy no it's a cantrip you can use it whenever

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all right so i use press meditation to get him out of the or no mage hand to get him out of this

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get uh some some out of the uh out of the hay okay but i'm doing it like crouching like

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okay that's your action for the turn then that's fine i don't give a fuck

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that's gonna

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fucking matter

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the third surge is going to attack here

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here

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that's what i said and that one that one won't hit either it's a two

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nice all three of them are misses

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really low armor class okay now it's some some it's 12 yeah it's really not that high what's

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what's a high armor class isn't yeah oh

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like a 14 or higher is pretty good all right it's already strong bows all right um

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i still think it's probably best to swing at the uh sword so i'm gonna do i'm gonna swing at the one

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that just tried to like most recently tried to hit um cure okay um

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all right do is can i get i don't know how this works is is there can i get an advantage for

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uh cure helping me up

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no because then you're just up okay you're just where you were so so it would have been it would

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have been like a disadvantage if i was still down or i'd have to yeah yeah yeah you'd have to

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make the maneuver to stand up okay and since i don't need to do a maneuver do i i don't have an extra

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attack i would just have another maneuver okay yeah you can use it to get closer all right

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so i get i get close and uh i sort of push cure aside using him like for a boost to go right at one

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of the sturgeses and i roll in 18 okay that saved you no it was it was like a teamwork push

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although i did why am i on my face then

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all right roll one d8 one d8

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uh which one is the eight this one right no that's seven ten this gotta be eight wait is there

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a zero on a d8 no this is ten i don't know which one is eight andy

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which i mean because i'm i got i'm at roll the die dot dot net and you can put like you know one dice

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eight sides yeah i see i just don't do that all right i'll just roll the d8 on here roll

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rolled one d8 four four damage i think okay plus two set slashing damage because of from the weapon

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yeah oh yeah one d8 plus two slashing okay i see all right that's search no not all of them yeah

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yeah what a swing baby grand slam no i just want this one dead

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oh because i was because i was doing it to all of them do you have them all highlighted no you might

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have them all oh did you select them to be linked not that i know of well check

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link actor data yeah yeah turn that off okay you have to change it on each one of them okay

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some some some in the house because if i do kill all of them i'm gonna twerk so hard you're gonna

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twerk yeah

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all right that was the closest one that just attacked cure all right all right so now it's the first

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surges chance nice and that one is going to use blood drain on some some i can't see on in the

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encounter which one is dead yeah uh i can oh it's the last one okay yo how convenient

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check um that will not hit nice so the next surge my blood is for me

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will attempt the same thing oh it just disappeared you read you just removed it yeah okay and that's a 14

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to whom to me uh my armor class is 14 exactly so i can't i can't remember who that goes to ty goes to the runner

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who's the runner in this case uh i don't know

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uh

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attackers win all ties in 5e oh okay

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that means i lose yes you lose oh boy okay so it's 1d4 plus three

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you're not gonna want to roll that just let's say you roll to zero

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okay it was four plus three so seven damage

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all right so where should i mark that

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here i put it in there for you oh no not plus seven

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would i open my thing up oh see i can't i can't change anything in my sheet

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oh okay

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okay so it should be counting down when it's not

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because your hit points are seven out of 12 but that's not right

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because it should be five i don't know what my total hit points is is that on my sheet

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should be

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it is right underneath you see the green box in the middle yeah it says on the top line oh hit

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point max hit points maximum all right and i lost four no you lost seven are you sure yes you got

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minus seven okay but the thing with this blood drain is that it doesn't because it attaches to you while

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it's doing this ah

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it doesn't attack next turn oh okay so it's

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it's the target loses 1d4 plus three due to blood loss

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oh so i can't it all right so i can't continue to attack oh

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oh shit so it's stuck to me and it's gonna keep it stuck to you yes oh this sucks

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mac

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so now it is matt did he hear me

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not back

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here here it's pronounced cure

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what is prestiditation

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uh well i think it's from the latin for digit which is digit that's all i got

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it's a tickling spell

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press did

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i wish i

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magic tricks performed as entertainment

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is that really what it is

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is that really what it is

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that's what the definition is on there

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on in dnd or just in websters that was just websters oh

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all right this spell is a minor magical trick that novice spell casters use for practice

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you create one of the following magical effects within range

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you create an instantaneous harmless sensory effects such as a shower of sparks a puff of wind faint musical notes

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or an odd odor you instantaneously light or snuff out a candle you instantaneously clean or soil an object no longer than one cubic foot

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you chill warm or flavor up one cubic foot of non-living material what you think a color a small mark or a symbol appear on the object or a surface for an hour or you create a non-magical trinket or an illusionary image that can fit in your hand and last until the end of your next turn

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so are we assuming that cure knows this like yeah it's a cantrip okay so it's he's not reading like from a book

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no no what is this thing that i know how to do already

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no i am however trying to like oh what the fuck is persistation again

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is it useful is this is this useful all right make me taste bad

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oh ray of frost and i blast him with a ray of frost uh how do i no how do i do that

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i assume roll a d20 i have a d8 here set up

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oh i guess i have no idea how

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i speak goblin goblins me too that's gonna be really helpful

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i speak goblins is that a spoiler it's a goblins you're a spoiler yeah that's right i call

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that's right you can go on the trunk of a car

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all right make a ranged attack spell attack on the target

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will do and with gush we'll go ahead and roll a d20 uh do you have any pluses for your

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i have a plus uh attack bonus of plus two

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on my core yeah but that yeah you're

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you're only gonna that's only if you hit someone with it okay what were you asking

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all right so all right so all right so you have plus three and intel in uh in your intelligence

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oh no uh hacker's pissed he left oh no he's pissed off no i'm right here he's real pissed

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yeah so you can do your ray of frost roll uh a d20 okay and then it's just and then it's add three

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for your intelligence all right d20 roll i got an 18 so was that 20 that that is

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all right and then roll what did it say uh 1d8 1d8

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all right i got a seven is that still okay no it's not close anything okay all right and which one did

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you hit uh the nearest one anyone that will look like he might have been close to attacking me well

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there's one that's on some some and there's one that's just flying around is it near me which one's

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the closest which one's closest to me the one on some some i don't matter i don't know tell me

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well i'm probably i'm probably in between you and one of them at least

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all right um i blast the one that's attacking her yeah

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make me taste bad with your predestination

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it's predestination and that's also not what he used

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oh no he used ray of light all right that's ray of frost that surge is dead

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so i'm not being sucked on no more no it falls it gets hit by this ray of frost

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and you know what tiger that's me yes me me me why don't you give me

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a survival roll okay survival i have i have plus three is that right yeah okay and i roll d20 yeah okay

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10 plus three is 13 13 okay uh you get a little bit of a shiver when this uh ray of frost hits

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oh it's you to kill the surge but other than that you're fine okay so now it is your turn

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oh that was cold all right i'm gonna it's called ray of ice

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ray of ice it's called ray of frost well they don't know that i i know that i know and i'm arguing with

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you well don't stop it you look stop making me look bad in front of the girl that's your own fault

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i did not she didn't need to know that

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well all right i don't know who you're arguing with but uh i'm gonna swing at this remaining bat

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okay roll a d20 10 10 plus plus wait

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what you're plus four why would it be plus four because you're using your long sword i assume

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okay so it's 10 plus four yes all right so that's not plus that's not plus to the d8 it's plus to the d8

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no it's plus the attack number so you have 14 yes all right

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you're using it one-handed or two-handed uh just one-handed that's right okay i don't know what

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so does it do more dance it doesn't have it doesn't show on here oh does one d10 versatile

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oh i see and if you use the two hands all right roll a d roll the d8 a d8 all right

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uh four plus two slashing

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please tell me they're weak to slashing

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what you got uh four plus two four plus two six okay that sturge is also dead

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oh so you you you managed to kill all the sturges in the room

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well that was

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yeah are they gone all right but some some since you managed to fall into the

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straw the straw and the the poo oh no poo yeah you now smell like it you smell really bad

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you smell like sturge poo and every single charisma check and a charisma saving throw

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you get disadvantage on oh no all right i gotta make an out of this um until it's washed off

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all right what is it affecting it charisma charisma uh sturges

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poo minus how much charisma too uh it's just advantage oh disadvantage that would that would be bad

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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah should have stayed out of that poo

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i tried to well i didn't really try to i was i thought i was gonna hit it right off of the stairs

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you were scared i i was not scared i was saving you

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i mean by jumping into a pile of poo i did swing it would have been really cool if i hit it

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you swung right into poo

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who

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i can't all right that both of you rolled a d20 for me okay but only because you asked so nicely

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all right all right eight oh 12 so cure rolled a nine total care yes

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some some it's i just roll so just the d20 it's not a plus for anything well you'll get one uh plus one

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for your wisdom okay so it's it's wisdom yeah it's a wisdom check okay yeah so third so 13 total

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13 okay as you two are entering the next room some some can hear

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two dot two goblins talking in goblin about how how their friend jerry is a useless jerk

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uh i hear two goblins i think they're talking about jerry being a jerk

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well do you speak yes you speak goblin i do you sure is that uh so in the bottom left square it says

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proficiencies in languages oh okay all right common

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common elvis and goblin

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oh did you say elvis

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well it's oh no it's elvish oh

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just a little just just a little elvis all right oh uh no vision you're gonna have to turn off our token

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the token vision or the yeah i i think token vision would be the easiest token vision

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oh weird we're we are

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all right this room features a small wooden table and a couple of stools two goblins hang out here

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looking pretty bored maybe they'd be less bored if they got into a life or death struggle with a few

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adventures just a thought

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andy andy i i still don't have vision

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me neither did you not maybe you didn't save it

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there we go

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all right now i know what i gotta do

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oh nice you drew a table yeah and there's the two goblins down there

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and this is this is a door yes those little greens those little green slots will always be a door

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um

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um

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can i

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casually walk up to them

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and sort of

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like

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very cool like

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saddle up to them

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no don't do that

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give me a

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uh

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i'm not trying to i'm not trying to sneak i'm just trying to play it cool

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i know it's gonna be a charisma check then

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yeah i guess so

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all right so disadvantage so i rolled twice

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you rolled twice the lower the number

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okay

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ten

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i can't even oh there's the okay you have minus one charisma anyway

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all right so ten

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so ten was my lower one so you had nine uh you said it was minus one for charisma yeah oh no let's

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that's saving throws

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oh it's you get zero nevermind so it's a ten oh i see yeah right there yeah as you as you try to

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casually walk up to them you manage to kick something that was on the floor you don't even know what it is

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but it makes a loud enough noise for them both to turn and look at you

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oh hello

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goblins

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i first start talking in what's the regular oh common and then i quickly switch to goblin

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hello fellow goblins who are you

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um

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are you strongbow and and do they can i tell if they can see um cure yeah it's a pretty well

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okay i'm hiding though and and i turn and i say and this is cure

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and this is my name and then i turn and you're you're hiding

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my name's jerry not cure all right here give me a performance check all right how do i do that

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roll a de-plank

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i got a 14. okay minus one okay you're successfully in they can't see you

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hooray but i was shouting

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yeah but they can't see you okay good that's always important yeah

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why are you here stranger i'm just saw the stairway and it looked really bitching so i

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i came down so yeah you smell worse than our friend jerry and he's a jerk

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oh well um i'm not useless

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i have many uses in fact like what i i've killed the no less than three sturgises just just now

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no less than three sturgis you say yes i mean it might be exactly three sturgis but let's not go

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counting

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also i don't think that's correct you wouldn't know that

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i heard their shrieks yeah they definitely three of them died all right let us test your mental

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oh roll for initiative initiative wait i say you don't want to fight us i'm i am accompanied my

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friend cure he is a big scary wizard yeah he you heard don't you hear the screams the girlish cries

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i don't he's powerful no no no i listen i thought i i thought we were in here this is not where i parked my

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car car let's get out of here no no all right fine let's tango the summer i'll see you later bye

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you're just gonna run run away

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you're gonna have to roll for me again andy okay

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that one is uh

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did boo are you running away uh i guess i ran around the corner at least

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so i guess i roll initiative and i'll come back no too late you're out i ran away i ran away

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all right some some your turn i i turn these things it's just just just run away

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statistically i've read statistics you don't it doesn't help to fight them just run

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i i turn and i see just nothing it's just a bunch of dust thinking that kira would be there

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and i say what the fuck and i start i start walking towards the goblins

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okay then what um and i say you two wait a goblin what is a goblin how big is a goblin am i

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bigger than a goblin they're small they're small so they're like a little bit shorter than me

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they are i think it said it was

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oh

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do

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small is five by five feet so yeah five feet tall okay all right so so i stepped to him and i would

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like to say i am not a person that you want to fuck with and can i intimidate them or are we past that

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more past that you already tried to intimidate them by lying about your uh sturges kills okay

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uh i'm still just you said no less than three but you only killed two

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right but they didn't lie i did i did lie all right and i walk up to him but i i do not make the first

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strike um so i get closer and i have a menacing stance and i just uh give them a mean look

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okay so the first goblin whose name is leg and she's missing an eye

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draws her short bow

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to attack you

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but does she 16 oh no my armor class is 14

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okay so i gotta roll 1d6

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does five seven points of damage you are down

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oh no i am down

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i'd come back and help but i was told not to

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no you can still re-enter oh you ran away though so you're not going to be part of it

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so what does that mean you just told me two different things you can come back and join but

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you're not going to be you have to re-roll to be part of it oh all right well yeah i come back

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and re-roll not 10 i want what is going on with this

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oh you're doing my my damage yeah i can't see it anyway i i rolled i have 14

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or i wrote it down i mean what as i wrote it down i have minus 14

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my maximum is 12 12 so you're you're down

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that was quick yes it was

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now the other goblin whose name is i who is missing a leg

00:36:28

maneuvers towards the door to go look for

00:36:36

your counter your your partner well he didn't he didn't see the partner leave so he's he's walking

00:36:43

around checking it out okay

00:36:45

and i can't do anything right you have to i think you have to roll

00:36:57

if you roll above a 10 then you get a say then you don't die and you have to get three

00:37:05

okay so since it's my turn should i go yeah well unless if cure wants to try to join

00:37:19

yeah i'll try to join how do i do that what do i do walk back in all right i'm back in i'm in here now

00:37:25

okay roll here i'll roll your all right so it's it's your turn here okay i'm gonna hit him with a

00:37:34

hit who uh what was the goblin that attacks some some

00:37:41

but it's all the way over here oh yeah no no i'm right i'm sorry uh i got you

00:37:45

you want to take a little right in front of me yeah okay i'm gonna i want to hit him with i

00:37:50

don't know what it does but i'm just gonna go with it a magic missile

00:37:54

all right that sounds good i know

00:37:59

that sounds good

00:38:04

where do you see that at it's under uh prepared spells under my spell book my spell book contains

00:38:13

these first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missile shield and sleep

00:38:20

so i'm assuming these are the ones the i can only use once per game um per session i'm assuming

00:38:26

yeah it's in attacks and spell casting there's prepared spells you prepare for first level spells

00:38:33

make them available for you to cast and then the next one is spell book your spell book contains these

00:38:38

first level spells burning hands detect magic mage armor magic missiles shield and sleep

00:38:44

i don't see the spell book anywhere

00:38:48

you don't see it it's in the same box as cantrips and spell slots

00:38:55

oh okay all right i can be a missile baby

00:39:00

do

00:39:00

magic missile oh yeah magic missile baby magic missile okay this guy's gonna be blown away

00:39:10

why there's a reference reference to a random aerosmith live album yeah magic magic magic

00:39:15

mountain

00:39:16

you know a lot of people would get that one good idea i yeah i don't know how to feel about it

00:39:28

all right roll three d4s three of them don't do it it's a trap that's fine

00:39:39

all right so first d4 roll is four okay

00:39:43

my second one is also four okay my third one is one

00:39:50

all right so that's 15 points of damage because you get three you get three of them now

00:39:58

through what you get three magic missiles so you can pick to to to shoot them at

00:40:05

shoot two at the one that's by you and one at the other one if you want i like that idea very much

00:40:10

let's do it okay so the first two are going towards the one that's in front of me mr

00:40:16

third one is going to hit the the one that's far away magic years yeah he's going to get it okay

00:40:22

all right the one that's right in front of you dies and you said the last roll was one right yes

00:40:32

why would this

00:40:33

why would this change

00:40:34

i don't know why it won't let me change

00:40:42

uh maybe because the combat hasn't started yet oh okay does that change it

00:40:51

no i wouldn't think so i don't know

00:40:56

i can't see it anyway

00:41:05

because i'm trying to do permission configuration

00:41:19

and i don't i'm not in there yeah because you have permission everything you're the game master

00:41:24

well apparently i don't i don't i are you sure what you're changing is the damage

00:41:30

yeah yeah i don't know

00:41:33

because it says hit points

00:41:40

and then i hit i hit delete it turns to 10. all right let's see so i can't do like

00:41:47

unresolved oh i wouldn't see it in mine anyway

00:42:03

we might just have to keep keep track on paper

00:42:16

i guess so okay let's go uh some some it's your turn so i just have to roll above a 10.

00:42:24

above a 10 yeah but yeah what if i don't then i'm dead

00:42:31

well then you you have to fail three times oh okay or if you roll a one then you're dead

00:42:38

18. okay so you have one success so you're still alive okay but i still can't do anything no okay

00:42:46

the goblin that shot down some some is going to take a shot at here

00:42:58

with what

00:42:59

let me try something

00:43:08

okay i feel like an idiot now

00:43:16

well you don't have to tell us okay

00:43:20

you just pretend like you did it all on purpose it was all on

00:43:26

purpose

00:43:33

all right that does not hit your armor class so here it's your turn all right um

00:43:42

what else we got here

00:43:50

what does mage hand oh i already tossed that one um

00:43:53

anything like

00:43:57

what uh what does burning hands do is that just

00:44:04

the scripting

00:44:05

in the description

00:44:10

i can google it like i've been doing

00:44:12

descriptions are in the rule book

00:44:27

in the rule book that's what it says descriptions are in the rule book i'm sure there's a page for

00:44:43

spells i i'll just hit him with another ray of frost

00:44:50

yeah because i don't know how far my distance is on that i was gonna try now if i use

00:44:54

press visitation can that be like it uses a

00:44:56

distraction to help out or like it could be yeah okay just curious um i'm gonna use a ray of frost

00:45:05

okay okay so if you were to use uh burning hands each creature would have to make a dexterity saving

00:45:26

what does that mean well some some would have to make a dexterity saving roll as well oh i see

00:45:33

yeah so you're just gonna use bray of frost yeah that sounds fun

00:45:39

just blast them with an icy icy icy high an icy glass if i told you so glug glug glug glug

00:45:48

good thing you watched all the episodes oh yeah

00:45:52

all right what do i roll i forgot i forgot what was

00:46:03

you roll your d20 d20 roll at a 14

00:46:07

that will hit so roll a d8

00:46:13

the d8

00:46:16

two all right

00:46:21

uh some some your turn uh so just uh i gotta roll above a 10 again yeah

00:46:31

17 okay so it's two successes i need one more you need one more to to stand back up

00:46:40

okay okay so it is the goblin's turn and she will launch another arrow i have i have a thing here i

00:46:51

don't know if i can do it it says you can you you can use a bonus action to trigger one of these

00:46:57

features you have a limited well of stamina you can draw on to protect yourself from harm

00:47:02

you can use a bonus action to regain hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level

00:47:06

can i yeah can i do that or is it only okay because i didn't know if i could do actions if i'm out

00:47:24

um

00:47:25

um

00:47:25

i don't see why not okay i'm rolling

00:47:30

okay and i have to get above zero right because i'm at four or like because i'm at negative two

00:47:38

right now well it's just zero i think okay so just zero yeah all right so if i get to zero i can stand

00:47:44

back up all right uh i rolled a nine so it says hit points equal to one d10 plus your fighter level so

00:47:55

it would be 10 yeah okay and then i'm at so plus 10 so i'm at four hit points i think you're at four

00:48:06

or minus four i should say or okay so it'd be six

00:48:12

well no because i started with 12

00:48:15

yeah then you were down yeah so you would gain 10 more or 10 back i'm gaining 10 back yeah

00:48:24

okay

00:48:28

so i have minus seven minus seven plus 10 so four yeah

00:48:32

it'll be minus four so it'll be eight total i have eight hit points okay

00:48:39

i think if i'm counting that right

00:48:42

okay um but that will use up your turn so it's the next goblin

00:48:48

i hope he doesn't hit me all right well he sees you

00:48:54

he sees you stand back up she does huh triumphantly she sees you stand back up and she runs out of the

00:49:04

room

00:49:04

through where she flees she flees so we don't see where she goes oh i mean there's only one door in

00:49:14

here so she runs out that door oh

00:49:20

all right

00:49:21

and that's the end of the combat

00:49:24

my god well no that was um not fun do you have to pick a fight with every person we come across

00:49:33

i did not make the first i was giving them an opportunity to talk

00:49:37

you should have been more polite

00:49:40

every everything we come across we came across bats and two goblins they were dead dead set on a fight

00:49:49

usually people are in ten that's a race that's racist

00:49:52

all right so now i i started knocking on the doors trying to find or the walls looking for a door

00:50:00

well you can only find the one door okay that's pretty obvious yeah

00:50:07

yeah because you just saw you just saw a leg run out of that door oh

00:50:14

okay okay

00:50:16

oh i guess this is where we're supposed to go

00:50:21

i do not own any token with vision in this scene

00:50:27

okay

00:50:37

all right

00:50:48

all right you guys can see yourselves jerry i know i know who can

00:50:51

i can all right this room is it's a square room with doors to the northeast and northwest

00:50:59

and one to the southeast it's also got statues kind of scattered around mostly statues with of rick

00:51:05

with inscriptions like wow and damn one of the statues depicts a woman in armor really fine

00:51:12

crafting really interesting seems like a great artist worked really hard on this one

00:51:18

how many

00:51:19

uh four statues of rick and then one of this this woman in armor

00:51:26

can i oh go ahead i go up and look at the woman in armor all right so you start looking at it and at

00:51:38

at the base of the statue of black reeds don't worry i'm not a real person turned to stone i'm just a

00:51:42

cool looking statue put here to intrigue you it's probably nothing you should just pick a door let's

00:51:47

let's get a move on

00:51:49

can i roll a perception to see if i can see where the goblin went

00:51:56

yeah all right so was that it would be a d20 again yeah

00:52:06

10 and then plus plus perception so it'd be 13 all right i think you you see no sign of the

00:52:14

of the goblin that ran away lame

00:52:17

i yell out you perceive nothing you perceive nothing okay

00:52:27

um

00:52:29

of course and then i groan too is that of course you're looking at the one with the big boobs

00:52:36

boobs i'm just remarking on our very delicate features i mean it's very pretty it's pretty

00:52:43

good i mean someone put a lot of this one yeah it's a pervert here since you're staring at it

00:52:51

roll a perception for me okay what is that d8 no it's a d20 i'm not gonna remember you don't tell me

00:52:58

everything most of it's a d20 nine nine you have plus three what except when it's d8

00:53:06

so you have plus three so that's 12 okay so on on this statue as you're looking at it you see a hidden

00:53:16

compartment and you go over to it and you pull out a small little piece of paper

00:53:22

and it's written in common so you well you can read goblin too but so it says quit wasting your

00:53:27

time pick a door and go flip a coin if you have to just pick a fucking direction it's not rocket

00:53:33

science what are you going to do spend the whole night here standing in here with some statue

00:53:37

need to pick a door and go this is like the third fucking room we ain't got all night

00:53:46

i think this note is trying to tell me something or is it i'm pretty sure i'm right to be a little

00:53:53

suspicious of this note all right well maybe we maybe we should just pick a door well which one would

00:54:05

which one which one would you pick um well uh i would like to look at the statue and try and figure out

00:54:15

which is the door it doesn't want me to take i don't know how to do that like maybe it's looking

00:54:20

is it looking at like one of the doors is it obvious is it telling any of the statues telling us anything

00:54:25

give me another perception okay

00:54:29

16 16 plus plus three so 19 you can get it you can look up at it and its eyes and the sword it's holding

00:54:41

are raised right up to the ceiling so it doesn't give you any information okay um

00:54:47

then i say we go to the one furthest from this the door furthest from the statue

00:54:56

okay so let's just say that the statue was down here then

00:55:02

okay okay in the southeast corner all right so then in the northwest door i'm suggesting we go in the

00:55:10

northwest door

00:55:11

all right oh i i i i want to go with the one furthest from this statue

00:55:21

all right let's uh northwest door it all right you guys go to the door on the northwest

00:55:28

oh this one's right oh gross

00:55:40

was that the door no oh this is a large mouth the door is the green one to the right that's the one

00:55:47

we walked in or that's another door yeah that or no no that's another door sorry okay i was gonna say it

00:55:55

wasn't a yes or no question

00:55:56

all right this rectangular room conveniently conforms to a grid for easy map making

00:56:04

on the north wall is a big orange mouth about eight feet high yeah it's gross and a little weird there's

00:56:11

nothing else you can really see in this room and you're not really looking anywhere else because i mean

00:56:16

what the what the

00:56:18

it's a giant mouth in the wall

00:56:20

uh is it it's a real mouth

00:56:28

oh it is a real mouth

00:56:32

um

00:56:34

okay what does it smell like

00:56:40

roll the percent why would you want to know

00:56:46

probably halitosis

00:56:47

what is that

00:56:49

it's not good

00:56:51

seven so four plus three seven okay you can't smell anything besides your own breath

00:56:58

and your sturges poo covered body oh i forgot

00:57:02

uh maybe should we feed it something

00:57:09

like what i'm not sure what to do i've never have you ever come across a

00:57:15

large mouth before

00:57:16

it's been a while

00:57:19

it's been a while

00:57:21

yeah

00:57:22

what did you do the last time you came across a large mouth in the wall like this

00:57:25

uh

00:57:27

it was

00:57:29

i think i just left it alone

00:57:36

maybe if i blast it with a ray of frost what do you think surprise show me what you've got

00:57:42

no

00:57:43

riddle you have to do it i hide behind summer

00:57:47

s

00:57:48

um

00:57:49

d w

00:57:50

what is next in line

00:57:52

wait

00:57:53

solve the riddle and something cool happens if you fail it's bad what's your answer

00:57:57

s

00:57:59

m a

00:58:00

what h

00:58:02

smh

00:58:03

smh

00:58:03

smh

00:58:05

d w m

00:58:06

d w m

00:58:08

you have one shot

00:58:14

oh boy

00:58:16

wizard boy

00:58:19

you know you know you know books and stuff

00:58:21

i don't i don't remember what he said

00:58:26

he said what's the next letter

00:58:27

uh

00:58:29

z

00:58:31

s

00:58:31

m

00:58:32

h

00:58:32

d

00:58:33

w

00:58:34

m

00:58:35

i think maybe it stands for show me how do women masturbate

00:58:48

you have one guess

00:58:51

no no i that wasn't a real guess

00:58:54

then speak quieter

00:59:00

well i don't know

00:59:01

i think you know another m maybe there's another there's an m there there's a w that's upside

00:59:06

out now um maybe it's a third maybe the third oh that doesn't make any sense

00:59:10

oh boy um

00:59:26

it's not jumping out at me

00:59:32

i am only plus one wise

00:59:37

what what

00:59:38

what

00:59:38

what

00:59:39

what

00:59:41

i only have i don't know i don't have very much wisdom

00:59:44

um um um um um not what's what's a letter uh z no um

00:59:52

a letter that

00:59:54

y well let's go with y y sounds good why is it good like maybe you know

00:59:58

why not really all right fine we're going with why

01:00:01

mouth

01:00:07

we're going with why

01:00:08

we're going with why

01:00:08

you've got

01:00:08

show me

01:00:10

what

01:00:12

you've got

01:00:13

the mouth starts coughing and spits out 50 gold pieces

01:00:17

what

01:00:21

i don't know how but you've got it right

01:00:23

i'll tell you why

01:00:27

hdwm stands for seconds minutes hours days weeks months and year

01:00:32

oh man i just randomly i just couldn't have been see

01:00:36

the mouth then disappears

01:00:40

and you are left with one option

01:00:44

what is our option

01:00:46

what option going to the mouth the door the mouth disappeared

01:00:52

and now it's a door

01:00:53

what

01:00:55

and now it's a door

01:00:56

you can go out the door

01:00:58

so back to back to the room we came from

01:01:00

no

01:01:00

oh wait uh wait hold on the 50 gold pieces

01:01:04

wait we splitting this

01:01:05

i mean i answered the question yeah but i let you answer it i could have overruled you

01:01:13

i i personally think you know maybe no

01:01:17

60 40 my way

01:01:22

mm fine

01:01:23

all right

01:01:24

good one jerry

01:01:26

when it won the game

01:01:28

i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife

01:01:32

you have a wife

01:01:34

no jerry says that in the show

01:01:38

oh right

01:01:39

was that the apples episode

01:01:41

yeah

01:01:42

so really

01:01:44

hungry for

01:01:48

hungry for apples

01:01:51

all right so then i get

01:01:52

so we split 50

01:01:54

60 40

01:01:57

uh

01:01:59

so what is that 30 20

01:02:02

that's what i said

01:02:03

no you didn't you only said it after i said it

01:02:06

you didn't say it

01:02:07

i did though

01:02:08

don't mess with god

01:02:11

no no

01:02:12

why

01:02:13

the big mouth comes back

01:02:16

no

01:02:17

all right

01:02:18

all right i was saying the letter y

01:02:20

where do i even put gold

01:02:26

oh is this is that gp

01:02:28

oh yeah this is this is all right

01:02:30

so plus 20

01:02:32

all right

01:02:34

all right so we go back into so i assume we're going back into the statue room

01:02:39

no there's another door

01:02:41

oh we're going in the other door for sure

01:02:42

okay

01:02:45

well some some is i don't know about i don't know about here

01:02:48

following behind and very quickly trying to avoid being seen

01:02:52

by anything you guys are gonna miss max guy blade by this game

01:02:59

you thought mike sky blade

01:03:00

hid

01:03:08

room five

01:03:13

you guys see the room numbers up there yeah i don't see anything in the room

01:03:21

like i can hold out i can see everything i can only see two uh two green things

01:03:28

hold on

01:03:30

hold on

01:03:30

hold on

01:03:30

okay

01:03:31

my token's not in here yet though

01:03:36

working on it

01:03:38

oh there i am

01:03:38

mac you should be able to see everything i only see my characters and the uh green squares

01:03:53

you don't see the map yet or like the the picture

01:03:58

no

01:03:58

oh i see it

01:04:00

yeah you should be able to see it

01:04:12

i'm not sure why that would be

01:04:22

yeah i don't know why

01:04:23

i could describe it to him

01:04:27

i'm pretty sure that's my job

01:04:30

but i can see it though

01:04:31

the big old this big old circular room features six bedrolls on the floor a bunch of dice and some

01:04:38

parchment scattered around oh yeah i forgot about that

01:04:46

goblins

01:04:47

there are four goblins

01:04:49

goblins

01:04:50

where are they coming from

01:04:52

these goblins are named jerry jerry jerry and jerry

01:04:56

oh my god

01:04:57

oh and then

01:04:58

there's five

01:05:04

i i i i don't know the one that the one that ran away

01:05:09

you think one of these is the jerk

01:05:11

i'll whisper that to uh cure

01:05:12

and

01:05:16

since

01:05:19

since

01:05:21

since i was able to run away there already

01:05:23

they've already got their their scimitars

01:05:25

wheeled in waiting for you to enter

01:05:28

i'm gonna start slowly walking backwards

01:05:37

what is

01:05:37

summer back through the door we came in

01:05:41

oh

01:05:42

can we do that can we just walk away

01:05:48

oh i didn't see this one

01:06:05

they set up an ambush but they set it on the opposite door

01:06:08

that you guys came in so they set it up on the door on the right

01:06:12

so they're facing the wrong way

01:06:13

yeah they're all facing the wrong way

01:06:16

so do they hear us so it's not obvious they heard us come in

01:06:20

they did not

01:06:21

okay

01:06:22

so what do you guys want to do

01:06:30

so they don't know we're here

01:06:32

they do not they're waiting at the other door

01:06:35

um

01:06:36

i can hit them with prostitization

01:06:40

and what give them gas

01:06:42

yeah give them gas

01:06:44

can i do that is that does that work

01:06:48

no that is not what

01:06:49

percent

01:06:50

prestidates chasing does

01:06:52

i forgot what it does let me out

01:06:54

you know it does

01:06:55

simple magic tricks

01:06:56

yeah

01:06:57

why don't you set up

01:06:59

yeah you set up like sparks or you make a gust of air

01:07:05

if you use gas

01:07:06

it will

01:07:07

immediately alert them to your presence behind them

01:07:11

fuck

01:07:12

um

01:07:13

i could shoot them with an arrow

01:07:18

i have arrows

01:07:21

can i hide first

01:07:24

is there a place to hide

01:07:25

no because all the bed

01:07:27

there's just bedrolls there's no furniture

01:07:29

except for the table that that they were

01:07:31

all around

01:07:32

so what are we supposed to be doing when we're in here

01:07:34

are we uh

01:07:36

it's up to you

01:07:37

okay um

01:07:38

i mean either we could leave

01:07:41

but they're they're already staked against that other door

01:07:44

so i don't think we're gonna drop better than this

01:07:46

oh we're dropping them huh

01:07:49

well i don't know i

01:07:51

i was just thinking about sneaking by them but i don't know if there's anywhere to sneak through

01:07:55

or two

01:07:57

but that's why i'm asking where there's another way to get through this

01:08:01

or just if we just gotta attack them

01:08:06

i i'm assuming i'm assuming we could see everything right or

01:08:10

yeah you can see everything it's a pretty well-lit area

01:08:13

okay so we can see that they're they're basically huddled around the other door waiting for someone to come in

01:08:17

yeah okay and there's nowhere else to go i guess we could the only other thing would be that if there was something in this room

01:08:25

so

01:08:28

do you want to look around the room

01:08:31

um

01:08:32

i don't know i would guess that uh

01:08:36

i'm not about to fight these goblins again

01:08:40

i'm outnumbered i almost died from them last time

01:08:43

i figure

01:08:44

i don't know do you have like a blown blow everything up uh spell

01:08:49

yeah it's called my magic missile baby

01:08:54

i used it on the last batch of goblins

01:08:57

well do another one

01:08:58

i only can do it once

01:09:01

okay well that's not helpful so let's uh

01:09:04

i can oh i got i got one

01:09:08

okay i have sleep

01:09:12

what is that gonna do

01:09:13

put them to sleep

01:09:15

oh i thought you i thought put you to sleep

01:09:22

can that work out of multiples or just one

01:09:24

don't know

01:09:32

oh my god

01:09:33

let's just remember not to come in this room later

01:09:40

from the other door

01:09:48

all right so if you want to do sleep you got to roll

01:09:52

five d8s

01:09:55

okay

01:09:56

which i mean you should be able to hit five

01:10:03

all right roll one is one for one

01:10:10

roll two is eight

01:10:12

well yeah you've i mean you've already got it

01:10:16

oh okay all five of them

01:10:18

well yeah because you roll five d8s

01:10:20

okay

01:10:24

the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect

01:10:30

oh okay all right keep rolling because you got you got nine so far right yeah they got three more rolls all right uh six

01:10:42

15

01:10:43

seven

01:10:45

22

01:10:46

and another seven

01:10:48

29

01:10:50

so it's only going to affect four of these goblins

01:10:57

if you decide to do it

01:11:00

should i do it so i think i can put five of them i can put four of them to sleep can you take care of the last one

01:11:09

um okay all right so

01:11:12

sleep

01:11:14

that's all you have to do is just yell sleep don't they teach you in wizard school

01:11:20

it's it's in the it's in the inflection you know the the fingers i mean

01:11:26

okay all right

01:11:30

now it only lasts a minute what what

01:11:36

what if you're really quiet

01:11:38

it lasts one minute oh my god we're

01:11:41

fucked

01:11:42

why didn't you know that already

01:11:45

why didn't you know that already

01:11:49

how do i what why didn't you know that already

01:11:53

i uh you know forgot until god reminded me

01:11:57

huh

01:11:58

uh

01:12:00

so at this point i can get a free shot of my arrow

01:12:06

yes

01:12:06

all right

01:12:08

all right

01:12:08

i will grant you that

01:12:09

all right

01:12:13

all right

01:12:13

go ahead and roll a d20

01:12:14

okay

01:12:16

10

01:12:18

plus

01:12:20

plus seven

01:12:22

whoa plus seven

01:12:24

for the longbow that's what it says if you want to take another another look at that

01:12:28

all right

01:12:32

which is probably what i should have been using all along now i think about it

01:12:34

yeah okay so it hits

01:12:37

all right and it okay in a d8 roll uh one d8 all right

01:12:45

six plus three uh so nine okay that goblin is dead nice so now we have now we have four

01:12:57

sleeping baby the other four are asleep okay first for a minute i do want to get it i do want to get a drink though

01:13:05

yeah

01:13:06

time for a break

01:13:07

yeah good good time for a break

01:13:10

hey care

01:13:14

i smoked him

01:13:18

what

01:13:19

i smoked him

01:13:19

you gotta be back in a minute

01:13:30

you

01:13:30

you

01:13:33

you

01:13:33

you

01:13:37

you

01:13:37

Thank you.

01:16:06

What's up?

01:16:07

I messed up my back the other day somehow.

01:16:09

Yeah?

01:16:11

Yeah.

01:16:11

Have you left it?

01:16:12

No.

01:16:13

I don't know what it was.

01:16:14

What?

01:16:14

I just woke up and was sore.

01:16:16

No, don't tell people that.

01:16:17

Tell me it was some squats.

01:16:18

No.

01:16:20

Everyone that I would tell knows I'm a lazy sack shit.

01:16:23

But it's funny when you say it.

01:16:25

That's what makes it funny.

01:16:27

All right.

01:16:28

You got me there.

01:16:29

But yeah.

01:16:30

So I went to urgent care and they gave me some painkillers and some muscle relaxers.

01:16:36

Make sure you try.

01:16:37

This is going to sound stupid, but try yoga.

01:16:39

Try a basic exercise, like a five-minute one that you can find on YouTube.

01:16:44

Just stretching out your back might help out.

01:16:47

Unless it's a broken.

01:16:47

It's not broken or anything, but I will once it hurts.

01:16:53

Once it stops hurting.

01:16:56

Because right now I can't even put on socks.

01:16:58

Oh, that sucks.

01:16:59

Yeah.

01:17:00

Yeah.

01:17:00

Every now and then I go through something where I get a back pain.

01:17:03

The first thing I have to end up doing is just slowly stretching it out, kind of.

01:17:09

Yeah.

01:17:10

But I had back pain for like three months.

01:17:13

And you know what ended up happening with it?

01:17:15

I had it for like three months.

01:17:16

And then one day I hadn't had it for like a week and a half and I didn't even realize it.

01:17:21

Oh, really?

01:17:22

Yeah.

01:17:23

I was just wondering, I was like, didn't I have back pain recently?

01:17:26

It just went away?

01:17:28

Yeah, it just went away.

01:17:29

And I didn't even notice it either.

01:17:31

That's what I'm hoping happens now.

01:17:33

Yeah.

01:17:34

It's always the worst.

01:17:35

It sucks.

01:17:36

Especially, Tiger, did you hear me hurt his back lifting?

01:17:39

He was doing squats.

01:17:40

No, he wasn't.

01:17:43

He was doing some quick squats.

01:17:46

Yeah.

01:17:47

Some Canadian squats.

01:17:49

Squats.

01:17:50

Yeah, squats over the toilet.

01:17:52

Yeah.

01:17:53

No, he wasn't.

01:17:56

Told you no one would believe it.

01:17:59

Yeah.

01:18:00

And I'm laughing.

01:18:01

So I told you it'd be funny.

01:18:02

Okay.

01:18:13

You guys ready?

01:18:13

Yeah.

01:18:16

I have a crazy idea.

01:18:18

Okay.

01:18:19

Well, I'm talking to, what's his name?

01:18:24

Kier.

01:18:24

Yeah.

01:18:25

What?

01:18:26

All right.

01:18:26

Now, stay.

01:18:27

And I walk over.

01:18:30

See, they're still sleeping, right?

01:18:31

We have a minute.

01:18:32

I'm going to pick up the dead goblin and hold it up like this, like off the ground.

01:18:39

And I tell Kier, like, I think we need information from these guys.

01:18:44

Okay.

01:18:50

So do you want me to, are you going to, are you going to pretend he's a puppet?

01:18:57

No, that's not the plan.

01:18:59

I mean, I think I can generate some smoke.

01:19:02

I mean, we might be able to put, maybe he can be a ghost.

01:19:05

No, I just want to scare the shit out of him.

01:19:09

Oh.

01:19:10

Okay.

01:19:11

Well, then do you want me to wake him up with some flashbangs?

01:19:14

No.

01:19:14

No, I mean, we could just wait here or go through the door, I suppose.

01:19:21

Well, this one's dead.

01:19:22

What are we doing?

01:19:23

Are you just picking one up?

01:19:24

This is my idea.

01:19:26

Do you think we can intimidate him?

01:19:27

The dead one?

01:19:29

No, the ones as soon as they wake up.

01:19:31

No, the dead one, I'm just going to hold up and say, this is what I did to one of you.

01:19:34

Just think what I could do to four of you.

01:19:36

I don't know.

01:19:37

You smell really bad right now.

01:19:39

Yes.

01:19:40

Yeah.

01:19:42

I, you know, to be honest, I'm getting used to it.

01:19:46

I don't want to say nothing because the goblin said something.

01:19:48

I didn't want to make you feel bad, but I don't know, hon.

01:19:51

You did.

01:19:52

This is a lot of that's pretty.

01:19:53

That's pretty.

01:19:53

It's pretty bad.

01:19:54

I'm starting to think starting to get used to it.

01:19:57

I think you will, too.

01:19:58

This is who I am now.

01:19:59

It's not.

01:20:01

It doesn't have to be.

01:20:02

Well, it is.

01:20:04

Who you are right now really stinks.

01:20:06

Wow.

01:20:08

I don't know.

01:20:12

Do you want to intimidate them?

01:20:13

What are we trying to get out of them?

01:20:16

Gold?

01:20:16

I don't know.

01:20:17

Any information about this stupid dungeon?

01:20:19

All right.

01:20:21

Yeah.

01:20:21

Is that what we're looking for?

01:20:22

Is gold?

01:20:23

Treasures?

01:20:24

Whatever you want to look for.

01:20:28

All right.

01:20:28

I'm just going to hold up this goblin until they wake up.

01:20:33

I'm going to give a flashback.

01:20:35

And scare them awake.

01:20:38

Do you have one?

01:20:40

It's called persinitation.

01:20:42

It says I can do sparks.

01:20:43

Why did we put it?

01:20:44

Why did we put him to sleep if we were just going to wake him up?

01:20:47

So you can kill one and use them as a hostage.

01:20:49

All right.

01:20:50

Make sure you think.

01:20:51

Jerk him around a little bit.

01:20:53

Make sure they think he's alive.

01:20:54

Jerk.

01:20:54

Do what to him?

01:20:55

Jerk him around a little bit.

01:20:58

I'm not jerking nothing.

01:21:00

You know what I said.

01:21:07

Okay.

01:21:07

So do they wake up?

01:21:09

Yeah.

01:21:11

They started to wake up.

01:21:12

Okay.

01:21:13

While we were arguing.

01:21:15

Oh, yeah.

01:21:16

Yeah.

01:21:16

If you guys went on for like two more seconds, I would have cut you off.

01:21:19

Yeah.

01:21:21

Yeah.

01:21:22

They start waking up.

01:21:23

And their hands are still on their swords.

01:21:26

All right.

01:21:27

And I, I grab, I have one in, I have one in one hand.

01:21:30

And can I grab another one like by the neck?

01:21:33

No.

01:21:35

No?

01:21:36

No.

01:21:37

Okay.

01:21:38

So, uh, I just mean bug him.

01:21:42

And I say, you want this to happen to you?

01:21:44

Tell me what you know.

01:21:47

They all kind of like look around at each other.

01:21:50

And then they just attack you.

01:21:53

All right.

01:21:54

I thought that would work.

01:21:55

Um.

01:21:59

All right.

01:22:06

Roll initiative.

01:22:07

Oh, I suppose I got to roll them all.

01:22:11

Uh, I know at least for me you will.

01:22:14

Who can you roll yours?

01:22:17

Only because you ask so nicely.

01:22:18

Oh, see.

01:22:20

Who can do it?

01:22:21

I don't know why you can't, Tiger.

01:22:23

That's weird.

01:22:24

He's stubborn.

01:22:25

He can't.

01:22:26

He just won't.

01:22:27

Uh, okay.

01:22:29

It is Sum Sum's first turn.

01:22:31

Or turn first.

01:22:32

So let me describe to you what I would like to do.

01:22:36

And maybe we could figure out how to do it.

01:22:38

I would like to just throw this goblin at the other goblins.

01:22:43

And run back towards the door that we came in.

01:22:46

Okay.

01:22:48

You can, you can do one of those two things.

01:22:53

Okay.

01:22:57

So either throw it or drop it.

01:23:00

Or run.

01:23:01

Or you can run with it.

01:23:03

Run with it.

01:23:05

Okay.

01:23:06

Um, but, but when you, when you do that, your speed is going to be slowed down because you're

01:23:12

carrying, you're carrying something that's, you know, two thirds your, your weight.

01:23:19

Um, but I can throw it and, you can throw it and stay there.

01:23:25

Okay.

01:23:26

But, but would they, would that, would that affect like just one goblin or maybe two or something?

01:23:32

Or.

01:23:33

I say it would affect two.

01:23:34

Okay.

01:23:35

But then.

01:23:36

All right.

01:23:37

So I'm going to throw.

01:23:38

And then on my next turn, I'll start running back.

01:23:42

Okay.

01:23:48

Give me an athletics throw or an athletics roll.

01:23:52

Nice.

01:23:53

Good at athletics.

01:23:54

You are good at athletics.

01:23:56

Uh, 10 plus four is 14.

01:23:59

14.

01:24:00

Okay.

01:24:02

So you manage to throw it at them and it, it hits their legs, but it doesn't knock them

01:24:08

over.

01:24:08

Okay.

01:24:09

I just want them to be disadvantaged.

01:24:12

Yeah.

01:24:13

They're just kind of like, what the fuck just happened?

01:24:16

They got hit with the dead goblins.

01:24:19

What happened?

01:24:20

Well, yes, but.

01:24:21

And they're a goblin, which makes it even creepier.

01:24:24

Yes.

01:24:26

So.

01:24:29

The first one.

01:24:32

The first goblin up.

01:24:33

Is going to do a.

01:24:36

Do you know which one is dead?

01:24:40

Cause you have.

01:24:40

Oh, nevermind.

01:24:41

There's four in there.

01:24:42

I thought there were five.

01:24:43

Yeah.

01:24:43

There's only four in there.

01:24:44

Cause the one's dead.

01:24:45

All right.

01:24:46

So.

01:24:47

So it's going to.

01:24:51

Run at you.

01:24:54

And take a swing.

01:24:56

Okay.

01:24:58

And it misses.

01:25:02

Nice.

01:25:03

The next goblin.

01:25:06

Is one of the ones that you threw it at.

01:25:08

You threw the dead goblin at.

01:25:10

Okay.

01:25:11

So it's going to have disadvantage.

01:25:13

Nice.

01:25:15

I'll allow it.

01:25:17

Okay.

01:25:18

And it got a critical failure.

01:25:19

Nice.

01:25:20

So as, as, as it runs towards you, it actually trips over the dead body and falls on the ground.

01:25:29

The third goblin will fire another, or an arrow.

01:25:35

So I only hit one goblin then.

01:25:37

No, you hit both of them.

01:25:39

Okay.

01:25:40

But this is not one of the ones I hit.

01:25:42

No, this is not one of the ones you hit.

01:25:43

All right.

01:25:45

And it rolls an 18.

01:25:46

Oh boy.

01:25:47

So that hits, right?

01:25:49

Uh, yeah.

01:25:50

Okay.

01:25:52

Oh no.

01:25:53

I'm, I'm sorry.

01:25:54

It ran up with the, um, it ran up with the scimitar.

01:25:59

It didn't have its bow drawn.

01:26:00

Okay.

01:26:01

So I'm going to roll again for disadvantage.

01:26:03

At 17.

01:26:05

Oh boy.

01:26:07

So it takes a swing at you with its, with its scimitar, which is a 17.

01:26:13

Okay.

01:26:15

So now it, plus four to hit.

01:26:23

Okay.

01:26:23

So that hits.

01:26:24

So 1d6.

01:26:32

So it hits you for three points of damage.

01:26:35

Okay.

01:26:36

It is now Kier's turn.

01:26:43

Um, all right.

01:26:45

Can you remind me of the situation?

01:26:49

Who's down now?

01:26:50

The, you said it about goblin, one goblin tripped, right?

01:26:53

One goblin tripped and he is down.

01:26:55

Um, the other one missed with its shot.

01:27:00

Or no, one tripped.

01:27:01

Right.

01:27:04

Yeah.

01:27:07

One trip.

01:27:07

One tripped, one missed and one hit.

01:27:10

Right.

01:27:10

Can I mage, can I mage hand punch them?

01:27:13

Is that possible?

01:27:14

Or is it just, is the mage hand more for lifting things?

01:27:16

I, I don't think you can attack with mage hand.

01:27:20

But I think you can, you can move them, right?

01:27:23

You can pick them up and move them.

01:27:26

Can I throw them?

01:27:28

Let me.

01:27:29

Not maybe.

01:27:31

Well, just as a compromise, maybe not for damage.

01:27:34

I don't know.

01:27:34

Just let me look it up.

01:27:40

No, take your time.

01:27:41

Well, don't take that long though.

01:27:49

I wish this, I wish this book had the same thing that we had in our books.

01:27:53

Okay.

01:27:53

So, so the hand can't attack, activate magic items or carry more than 10 pounds.

01:27:59

So the mage hand cannot do anything to these gobbles.

01:28:02

I can't throw it though.

01:28:04

I can't throw it.

01:28:05

No, because it weighs more than 10 pounds.

01:28:06

What?

01:28:07

Do we know that?

01:28:09

It's five feet tall.

01:28:10

It's going to weigh more than 10 pounds.

01:28:12

Hmm.

01:28:13

Yeah, but it's mostly bones.

01:28:15

Like I imagine five feet of chicken.

01:28:19

Still weighs more than 10 pounds.

01:28:22

I'm just going to hit him with another ray of frost.

01:28:26

I'll hit the one that fell over though.

01:28:30

You want to hit the one that fell over.

01:28:34

Okay.

01:28:35

Okay.

01:28:42

Make a, roll a d20.

01:28:43

Rolling.

01:28:46

17.

01:28:53

Okay.

01:28:54

That hits.

01:28:55

And roll a 1d8.

01:28:59

1d8.

01:29:02

A 4.

01:29:05

Okay.

01:29:10

So you do damage to that.

01:29:12

And it can't move as quickly now.

01:29:14

So this next goblin who's up is going to swing with his scimitar towards

01:29:21

Ahri Strom.

01:29:23

Sum Sum.

01:29:24

If you will.

01:29:25

That's me.

01:29:28

Yes, that is you.

01:29:30

And it rolls.

01:29:32

Hold on.

01:29:33

So it's a 14.

01:29:39

That.

01:29:42

So a tie goes to the attacker, right?

01:29:45

We already figured that out.

01:29:47

Yeah.

01:29:47

All right.

01:29:48

So it does hit.

01:29:50

So on that.

01:29:51

1d6 plus 2.

01:29:54

So it hits for 6 points of damage.

01:30:02

Oh, son of a bitch.

01:30:04

Which puts you down again.

01:30:06

Yeah.

01:30:07

Now it is Tiger's turn.

01:30:09

Well, I can't do nothing.

01:30:11

Yeah.

01:30:15

I guess I roll.

01:30:16

Make sure I get above 10.

01:30:18

Yeah.

01:30:19

8.

01:30:21

8.

01:30:22

Okay.

01:30:22

That's a fail.

01:30:25

So it is this goblin's turn.

01:30:27

Who.

01:30:30

Is the one that fell.

01:30:32

No.

01:30:33

That's the one that fell over.

01:30:34

This goblin has to run up to.

01:30:40

To cure.

01:30:41

So since it moved so far.

01:30:45

That is its turn.

01:30:50

This goblin that fell over.

01:30:51

Will also run up.

01:30:54

And use its turn.

01:30:55

And.

01:31:01

This goblin.

01:31:02

Runs up.

01:31:03

Next to.

01:31:04

Cure.

01:31:06

And uses its turn.

01:31:07

So now it is.

01:31:07

Cure's turn.

01:31:09

So they.

01:31:13

They most.

01:31:14

They all just moved.

01:31:15

They all just moved.

01:31:16

Yeah.

01:31:16

And now we're.

01:31:17

Completely surrounded.

01:31:19

Thanks.

01:31:20

Okay.

01:31:22

I'm going to put on.

01:31:22

Okay.

01:31:24

What's the difference.

01:31:24

Between shield and mage armor.

01:31:26

Is mage armor.

01:31:26

Simply just against magic attacks.

01:31:28

And shield against physical.

01:31:29

That sounds about right.

01:31:32

Okay.

01:31:33

I'm going to put up a shield.

01:31:34

It's a very tiny shield.

01:31:39

But it should be apple.

01:31:42

Okay.

01:31:43

It should be apple.

01:31:44

Apple.

01:31:45

Am I going to be in the shield?

01:31:48

What?

01:31:49

Am I going to be in the shield?

01:31:51

I'll.

01:31:52

Uh.

01:31:53

Uh.

01:31:54

That's not how it works.

01:31:55

Oh.

01:31:58

Well.

01:31:58

I guess I'll see you on the other side.

01:32:01

I can't believe I'm dead again.

01:32:14