- Crew of the Kahuna

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Now recording.

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Okay.

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No prologue, so we're going to have to make one up as we go.

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So let's see.

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What happened last week?

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You escaped the racetrack by giving up and running away, which...

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I was told to give up this time.

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It was by the advice of one of the gruffest guys we've ever met.

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He told me to give up.

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He's very, very gruff.

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And gritty.

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And a little rough around the edges.

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Yeah.

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Gruff around the edges.

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He's gruff around the edges.

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And so you gave up.

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And Sarn ran away.

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He freed Speeder from a net, the net that was used to capture UMAC, and sped off, meeting

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up with Pollard to help bail Mac out of jail for 1,200 credits.

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He smugly walked out of jail.

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He very smugly walked out.

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Was that in your notes?

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It looked like you read it.

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No, I was very upset about it.

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Okay.

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That's an interpretation, then.

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I mean...

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I was in shock.

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What would you call it?

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It was narration.

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I was in shock.

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It's your shocked walk?

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Yeah.

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I was...

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I was...

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Somebody...

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My random friend from the past shows up in a jail cell to tell me he's going to help

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me get into a race.

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I mean, well...

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And then he told me some pretty personal shit that I'm not really ready to talk about.

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Okay.

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So that brings me to my next point.

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While Mac was in jail, he was visited by Eno, who was a fixer and sort of brought up

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Mac when he was a teenager trying to get into illegal street racing.

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And as any older grizzled man would do, he groomed Mac into being the scoundrel that he

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is today.

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I'll say groomed.

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Oh, we can't say that anymore?

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That word's been canceled.

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Not in this galaxy.

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I guess you're right.

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That's a whole other door.

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Pollard came out.

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He met with Sarn to...

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Oh, no.

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This was before he went in.

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When Sarn went to give him money to bail out Mac, Sarn had the photo of Flutterplume, the

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Polaroid.

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It fell out as he was trying to pay Pollard.

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And Pollard translated it for him.

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It was a photograph of Flutterplume and her family.

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It looked like a...

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I believe it was a mother and a father.

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And in scrawl written on it was...

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Pay us or else.

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I think it was something like that.

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And Pollard was able to tell you that it seems like from the writings and just context that

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it was likely slavers.

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After this point, Pollard goes in, bails out Mac.

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Mac comes out.

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He's very happy to be brought out.

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Sort of...

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He struts out.

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What?

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He struts out.

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He did come out with an enthusiasm and confidence.

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And he had just...

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I mean, he got lucky, really.

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He saw a person he hadn't seen in a long time, and that person told him that he would help

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him get into the race.

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That he has connections in the race circuit on this planet and can get him into the race.

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What we cleared up later, but was not clear, immediately clear at the time, he did not guarantee

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a speeder to Mac.

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He did guarantee to get him a spot in the race, but not a speeder.

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Mac...

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I have the idea that I still think it's...

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That's fine.

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Play it that way.

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I just want to make it sure so it doesn't feel like I'm taking something away from you.

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Well, you can grumble.

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That's fine.

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So, then you meet up with Mac.

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Mac and Sarn meet up and decide to meet back at the Kahuna.

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I think maybe they give each other hand signals across the street.

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Mac walks back.

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Sarn drives back very stealthily to the Kahuna.

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And they meet...

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Sarn had already been there.

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He got there much faster than Mac.

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He was very upset, sort of rolling his fingers on the chessboard.

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just staring at...

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Blankly into...

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The Carbonite that is...

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Ghost.

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Just drinking some Dagobah whiskey.

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Just looking, you know...

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Kind of upset.

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And when Mac came home...

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They...

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They argued a little bit about who was going to...

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Enter the race.

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And who was going to pay for the bail.

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And...

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A tussle ensued.

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It was a domestic...

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It was a domestic disturbance.

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It was a domestic disturbance, for sure.

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If you guys had neighbors, they probably would have called the cops.

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I still think I might.

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Videotape the whole thing.

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There was a lot of shrieks and screams and...

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Well, no.

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Actually, I don't know.

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I actually don't know what happened.

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You guys will have to fill in exactly how that fight went down.

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But where we ended...

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Was...

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You guys laying on...

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On the floor...

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Completely exhausted.

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Just having beat each other up.

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Which I believe was the ending that...

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Boo was referring to.

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Yeah.

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What a way to end that.

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Exhausted from beating each other up on the floor.

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We...

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We really are two of a kind.

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Think I won that one.

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I mean, you're on the floor too, bud.

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Yeah.

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But I think I won.

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No.

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I'll let you think you won.

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How about that?

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I don't care what you think.

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I know I won.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I start getting over...

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Start fighting again.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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All right.

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Okay.

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I just wanted to put on a little bit of background music.

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Okay.

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So, um...

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Let's start from there.

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You guys are...

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Waking up.

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Um...

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Not waking up, but coming back to...

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Do you guys...

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Did you guys want to throw anything more in about the fight?

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Because we kind of rushed in the fight at the end.

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Is there any color that you guys wanted to put in there?

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Before we move forward?

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Or what your current state is?

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I have no idea what our state is at.

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Are we cool, bud?

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I definitely punched Mac in the chest.

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Okay.

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And I definitely pulled on your...

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Your ear things.

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A couple times.

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If I can, um...

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Correct me.

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I just want to throw some color in there.

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Uh...

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If...

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Sarn is a pretty tough person to fight.

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They're a bounty hunter and have been around.

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Mac makes most of his...

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When he wins, he's not usually beating people up.

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Has he beaten people up?

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Absolutely.

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Has he gotten beaten up?

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Probably a couple more times than he's beaten someone else up.

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But he's usually more...

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He usually wins more on his cunning.

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And...

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And...

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Block lying and talking out of it.

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Um...

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So he probably took a couple more whacks than Sarn did.

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Although...

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Unless Sarn was pulling his punches.

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Because he loves me.

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Well...

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I guess we would have to see.

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Most certainly not.

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Fuck.

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I was so...

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I was so pissed off.

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Yeah, well...

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I still am pissed off about it.

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Okay.

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Well, I'm sure the drink helped.

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Oh, yeah.

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That definitely intensified everything.

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I felt no pain at this.

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In this fight.

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So...

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I think at this point...

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Mac...

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Um...

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You're no stranger to...

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Like, having your ass kicked.

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But for some reason, this felt like a little bit more personal.

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And you...

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You took a little bit more damage than you were expecting when you came in.

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Like, you weren't expecting him to be, like, super happy.

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But this kind of took you off.

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Off guard.

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Yeah, well...

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I get up and I start sulking away.

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You know, because I'm not happy about this whole situation.

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Do you mumble anything?

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Oh, I just...

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I...

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I...

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I say I'm going to bed.

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Okay.

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And I head to the cockpit.

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Oh, okay.

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I was going to say, we share the same sleeping quarters.

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Theoretically.

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Keep your damn space bike.

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Okay.

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Oh, I will.

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It's my space bike.

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It's my speeder.

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Okay.

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Uh...

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Is that it?

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Is that it?

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You guys...

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And then I shut the door...

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I shut the door to the cockpit.

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Behind them.

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Okay.

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Is there a door?

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I assume so.

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So...

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So basically, you slam...

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You guys go to your rooms and slam the door?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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I bring the whiskey.

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Okay.

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Um...

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I don't...

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Sorry.

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This is a distraction.

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I just got to put it back on.

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So...

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Let me think.

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You guys...

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You guys have slammed the door on each other and gone to your separate rooms.

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Um...

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Let's say you go to sleep.

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And...

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Go ahead and...

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Okay.

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I'm gonna...

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Can you guys move?

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I'll move you.

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You guys can see it, right?

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Should we roll our destiny points?

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That's a good idea.

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I will reset it here.

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I'm gonna spend a light side point to say I won the fight.

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Well, you don't even know if you have light side points yet.

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I don't know.

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It was more of a joke.

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Well, uh...

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You can't even make the joke if you don't have any light side points.

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Yeah.

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You gotta have a light speed.

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For that joke to land, you need to have a light side point.

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I mean...

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Shit.

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Also, I told you you did get more licks in, so quit your bitchin'.

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Yeah.

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Nice.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Let's say...

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So you guys...

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You guys have...

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You guys are going to sleep.

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It's...

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It must be nighttime.

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It's been a long...

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It's been a long night.

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Right?

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It's night?

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Yeah.

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It's night.

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I think you...

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I think you only bailed people out of jail at night.

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There are a couple of things that didn't quite make sense.

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I would call bullshit on if this was a TV show.

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Or like a book or anything that I put like a lot of thought into.

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But it worked out.

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It's nighttime.

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It's a 24-hour bailout station.

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And...

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Yeah.

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You guys go back.

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It's been a long night.

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So do you have any strain?

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I know, Saren, you have some strain.

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Oh, yeah.

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So go ahead and...

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I still...

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I have...

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I think I have one strain.

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And then I have eight damage.

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Okay.

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And you have a critical, too, I think.

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I think so.

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Yes.

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Let's see if it does not...

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I don't think it shows on your character sheet in here.

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But...

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Oh, yeah.

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No.

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It says you are compromised.

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Do you have a...

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You might have a critical, too, Saren.

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It doesn't say it anywhere.

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No?

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Okay.

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No.

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It does...

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In fact, it's empty.

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So you might not, then.

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We'll go by that.

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All right.

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Do I relieve my strain?

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Yes.

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Sorry.

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Relieve your strain.

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Both of you.

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I'll do it for you, Abu.

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Just because I'm in yours already.

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Disgusting.

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That's right.

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Relieve my strain.

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Oh, boy.

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Okay.

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Am I done?

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Is my critical gone, too?

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No, it is not.

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No, it is not.

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No, it is not.

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Not that easy.

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You are still compromised.

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But no health points, right?

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Just straight from risk?

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That's right.

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In order to heal wounds, you will have to do medical checks.

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Wait, can I just do a medical check?

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No.

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No.

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I mean, you could do a medical check on yourself if you want.

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I would like to wait until the morning until you do that.

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Although, I guess you could do it at night before you go to bed.

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But keep in mind, it's a higher difficulty if you're doing it on yourself.

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Okay.

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Well, what's the difficulty?

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Oh, boy.

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This is not going to work out good.

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I have to double check.

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I believe it would be hard if you are over half what you are.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Wait.

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More than half.

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I'm pretty close.

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More than half is average.

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I'm going to say it's going to be a setback die because you are exhausted.

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I'm only at five wounds.

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So that's not half?

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No, I have 12.

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Okay.

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So it would be easy.

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But again, you're going to have a setback dies.

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So just the one setback?

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Right.

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That's the red one, right?

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Right.

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Well, shit.

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So failing.

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I do have an advantage, though.

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And you also didn't roll the setback.

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The red one.

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Oh, okay.

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That's not a setback.

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Oh, is that challenge?

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That's a challenge.

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But I actually wanted this.

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I wanted this.

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And I was afraid to ask for it.

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So thank you.

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Your advantage would be to heal strain.

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But you're going to heal strain when you rest for the night.

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Yeah.

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Gotcha.

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Okay.

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So, Sarn, you hear from the main cargo hold a calm beep.

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Mac, you're fast asleep.

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So you do not wake up.

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And driving.

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You're sleeping and driving.

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You're two favorite things.

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He's driving in his dreams.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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So I wake up and I walk.

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It's early in the morning.

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It's like something like five or six.

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There's some light, not a whole light.

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Some light coming through.

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Are there windows?

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So maybe you wouldn't even know.

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There's like one window where you can kind of see the sunlight starting to seep in.

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Kind of like a basement, you know?

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Okay.

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Well, I gradually walk into the cargo hold to look at where this noise is coming from.

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And I find it.

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And you roll a perception dice.

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And I find it.

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Average.

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All right.

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Two threats about.

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Two threats.

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You do hear it where it's coming from.

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And it's under the chair, the chess table.

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And you crawl under there.

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And while you're under there, it beeps.

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And you jump up and you hit your head.

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Causing you to have a hurt head.

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Two strands.

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Causing you.

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Yeah.

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But you do find it.

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And you picked it up.

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All right.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Ow.

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Me and my head.

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What?

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You made me hit my head.

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Who is this?

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This is Eno.

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Okay.

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I'm looking for Miss Pash McKenzie.

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Yeah.

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He's sleeping right now.

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Can I take a message?

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I was just calling about the race tonight.

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Okay.

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Who is this?

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Who is this?

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This is Ghost.

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Ghost.

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Are you?

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Yes.

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You're hanging out with Pash McKenzie.

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I mean, not right now.

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He's sleeping, like I said.

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Are you?

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You're not the.

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Do I sense a bit of an accent?

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No.

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You're not that Twi'lek from the Hollowvid, are you?

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No.

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I'm definitely a ghost.

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What's a ghost?

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It's my name.

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Oh.

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Well.

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I just wanted to talk to Pash McKenzie.

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Okay.

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Do you want to leave a message?

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Tell him that he has a race tonight.

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He will have the eighth position.

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Down at the track.

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I know you know where it is.

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Okay.

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I'll have to ask him for that information later.

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Do you happen to have a bike he can borrow as well?

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This guy kind of trashed in the last month.

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Oh, I assume he'll have no problem getting a bike if I know Pash.

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So that's a no.

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That's not usually how these arrangements work.

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You could have just said no.

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No.

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All right.

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And what position did you say he was going to be in?

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Eighth.

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Eighth?

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Yes.

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Out of how many?

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Eighth.

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Oh, boy.

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That seems pretty low.

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That's pretty low for Pash.

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I don't know if he's going to like this news.

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Have you spent much time with him?

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I try not to.

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Do you know him back from when he was on Alderaan?

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No.

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You do know he's Alderaanian, don't you?

00:19:32

I do now.

00:19:36

Okay.

00:19:37

Oh, good.

00:19:38

Good.

00:19:38

Uh, well, I know him from way back when.

00:19:44

Oh, okay.

00:19:45

Well, if that's the case, I'll just go wake him up.

00:19:47

And I go and I pound on the cockpit door.

00:19:52

Sir, I didn't, uh, I didn't miss that checkpoint.

00:19:58

What?

00:20:01

What do you want?

00:20:02

Can I mute my com for a second?

00:20:05

You want another one?

00:20:07

I will kick your ass, okay?

00:20:10

I will let you kick my ass again if you don't want yourself.

00:20:14

Did you have another bottle of whiskey hidden up in there?

00:20:17

I have many, many secret compartments.

00:20:21

That's something you know.

00:20:22

That's canonical.

00:20:24

That is canonical.

00:20:25

I am a maniacal.

00:20:28

You got a phone call.

00:20:33

A message.

00:20:35

All right.

00:20:36

All right.

00:20:36

Hold on.

00:20:37

A com call.

00:20:38

There we go.

00:20:39

A com call.

00:20:40

Hello?

00:20:40

Hello?

00:20:42

Hello?

00:20:42

I don't hear so good.

00:20:48

You have to lower your voice.

00:20:52

Oh.

00:20:54

Uncle Mac Daddy's been drinking and fighting.

00:20:56

Uncle who?

00:20:57

And mostly fighting.

00:20:58

Who's Mac?

00:20:59

I am.

00:21:01

It's.

00:21:01

Who is this?

00:21:02

This.

00:21:03

That's the real question.

00:21:04

This is Eno.

00:21:05

I'm looking for Pat.

00:21:06

Oh.

00:21:07

Oh.

00:21:08

Oh.

00:21:09

Oh.

00:21:09

Hold on.

00:21:10

Can I try to sober myself up a little bit?

00:21:13

Hey.

00:21:14

Ugh.

00:21:15

Have you been drinking?

00:21:17

Eno.

00:21:17

Uh.

00:21:19

I mean.

00:21:20

It's been a rough night.

00:21:22

My partner and I had a little disagreement.

00:21:24

Hey.

00:21:26

I turned my combat on and go.

00:21:27

Yeah.

00:21:28

And I won.

00:21:28

Oh.

00:21:30

Is that.

00:21:30

That.

00:21:31

Are you guys.

00:21:32

Together?

00:21:33

Uh.

00:21:35

You know.

00:21:36

It.

00:21:37

You know.

00:21:37

We started off.

00:21:38

It was so good in the beginning.

00:21:40

And then it just turned into this.

00:21:42

I don't even know what we're working towards anymore sometimes.

00:21:45

You know.

00:21:45

But.

00:21:46

It's a hate.

00:21:47

It's a love hate thing.

00:21:48

Really.

00:21:48

Are you listening in on my conversation behind the door?

00:21:51

Yes.

00:21:52

Wow.

00:21:53

I thought you were outside.

00:21:54

I am.

00:21:56

Wow.

00:21:58

Sounds.

00:21:59

Cute.

00:22:01

Well.

00:22:01

Pash.

00:22:02

My boy.

00:22:02

I just wanted to tell you that I've gotten.

00:22:06

I've secured you a spot.

00:22:08

It wasn't easy.

00:22:09

Uh.

00:22:10

But I was able to, uh.

00:22:11

Finagle some strings.

00:22:13

And you will be starting in the eighth spot tonight.

00:22:16

You're an old string finagler.

00:22:19

I know that.

00:22:19

What's my starting number?

00:22:21

Um.

00:22:23

What's your number?

00:22:23

No.

00:22:24

I mean your position.

00:22:25

What's my starting?

00:22:25

Eighth.

00:22:26

Yeah.

00:22:26

My position.

00:22:27

Oh.

00:22:27

Eighth.

00:22:28

Eighth?

00:22:28

Yeah.

00:22:29

Oh.

00:22:29

Out of what?

00:22:30

Uh.

00:22:31

Eighth.

00:22:31

I've seen you do it before.

00:22:34

You can do it again.

00:22:35

Unless you've lost it.

00:22:37

I like those odds.

00:22:37

I like those odds.

00:22:39

But never tell me the odds.

00:22:40

Uh.

00:22:41

It's one of eight.

00:22:42

They'll never tell me the odds.

00:22:45

All right.

00:22:46

They're gonna.

00:22:46

They're gonna wish it was nine.

00:22:48

I trust.

00:22:49

I trust you.

00:22:50

You've got a speeder.

00:22:51

Uh.

00:22:53

I'm still working on it.

00:22:54

But.

00:22:55

You know.

00:22:55

Uh.

00:22:57

You know.

00:22:57

I'm sure I can acquire one.

00:22:59

Along the way.

00:23:00

Good.

00:23:01

Well.

00:23:02

You wouldn't happen to have one.

00:23:03

You wouldn't happen to have a spare one.

00:23:04

Just to make my life a little easier.

00:23:06

Would you?

00:23:06

I don't.

00:23:07

So it's.

00:23:07

I'm happy to hear that you have one.

00:23:09

That you're gonna.

00:23:10

You're gonna work it out.

00:23:12

Uh.

00:23:13

Work.

00:23:14

You know.

00:23:14

It's a.

00:23:15

It's a domestic thing.

00:23:16

Well.

00:23:18

I'll be watching you on the.

00:23:21

Hollowvid.

00:23:21

From heaven.

00:23:23

I'll.

00:23:24

What?

00:23:25

From heaven.

00:23:26

I'm dead now.

00:23:28

No.

00:23:30

No.

00:23:31

I'm just.

00:23:32

I'm just.

00:23:32

Pulling your chain.

00:23:33

You're a jackass.

00:23:35

You know.

00:23:35

You got my hopes up.

00:23:38

That was.

00:23:39

You had me there for a second.

00:23:41

All right.

00:23:42

Well.

00:23:42

I'm.

00:23:43

I'm gonna hang out.

00:23:44

I thought I was talking.

00:23:44

I thought I was talking to a ghost.

00:23:46

He's hung up.

00:23:47

Hello?

00:23:50

Hello?

00:23:51

Yes.

00:23:52

I.

00:23:53

You know what?

00:23:54

Thank you.

00:23:54

I am the best racer there is.

00:23:56

And I know I can do this.

00:23:57

Thank you.

00:23:58

Thank you.

00:23:59

Yep.

00:23:59

No.

00:23:59

No.

00:23:59

Thank you very much.

00:24:00

I hang.

00:24:02

Hey.

00:24:02

Mac.

00:24:03

You do know I was still listening.

00:24:05

Right?

00:24:05

That was on a separate channel.

00:24:08

No.

00:24:09

It wasn't.

00:24:10

That was.

00:24:11

That was.

00:24:11

That was pretty pathetic.

00:24:14

Okay.

00:24:14

So.

00:24:14

Sorry.

00:24:15

Are you still standing outside the door?

00:24:16

Oh.

00:24:17

No.

00:24:18

I walked away.

00:24:19

Okay.

00:24:19

All right.

00:24:22

So.

00:24:22

So you've walked to give him a little bit of space.

00:24:24

And.

00:24:25

But I was still listening.

00:24:26

Mac.

00:24:27

You sort of like stumble out.

00:24:29

You're.

00:24:30

I imagine.

00:24:31

And correct me.

00:24:32

I just like to put this color in.

00:24:33

Just.

00:24:33

Feed.

00:24:35

Feed the narrative.

00:24:35

But you have just woken up.

00:24:37

And you are in your space robe.

00:24:39

And slippers.

00:24:40

And.

00:24:41

You've.

00:24:42

You sort of ambled out.

00:24:43

The.

00:24:44

The tunnel.

00:24:46

Up in the cockpit.

00:24:47

Yeah.

00:24:49

From.

00:24:50

I mean.

00:24:51

That's where you sleep.

00:24:53

You don't sleep anywhere else.

00:24:54

It's kind of like.

00:24:55

You know.

00:24:56

Like the husband that always sleeps on the couch.

00:24:58

You're.

00:24:58

You're just the pilot that always sleeps in the cockpit.

00:25:03

And.

00:25:03

And you amble out.

00:25:06

Um.

00:25:06

Kind of groggy.

00:25:07

Shuffling your feet.

00:25:08

Um.

00:25:09

But kind of hobbling too.

00:25:11

Because you still have that critical injury.

00:25:12

And you just.

00:25:13

Um.

00:25:14

And I'll say it.

00:25:16

You got your ass handed.

00:25:17

Black eye.

00:25:17

You got a.

00:25:18

Yeah.

00:25:18

You got a.

00:25:18

Black eye.

00:25:19

And.

00:25:20

And a headache.

00:25:21

And.

00:25:22

And I go.

00:25:22

And.

00:25:23

And you walk out into the.

00:25:25

Uh.

00:25:25

The greater cargo hold.

00:25:26

And.

00:25:27

See Sarn sitting there.

00:25:28

Sarn.

00:25:33

What happened?

00:25:36

He muted.

00:25:37

Did he mute?

00:25:39

He muted.

00:25:39

Oh.

00:25:40

He just.

00:25:40

It didn't pick you up when you said.

00:25:42

Oh.

00:25:44

I said Pash.

00:25:45

How do you.

00:25:47

That's not.

00:25:48

Don't call me that.

00:25:49

Why not?

00:25:50

Because.

00:25:51

I don't like it.

00:25:53

My name is Mac.

00:25:54

I don't ever talk about.

00:25:55

He called you Pash.

00:25:57

That is.

00:25:58

That's a.

00:25:59

That's another name.

00:26:00

I.

00:26:00

You know me.

00:26:01

I have a lot of different names.

00:26:02

I'm also a sergeant.

00:26:03

Sergeant.

00:26:03

But you don't call me that.

00:26:04

All right.

00:26:06

Sergeant Pash.

00:26:08

Oh my God.

00:26:09

How did he know.

00:26:11

I was a Twi'lek?

00:26:12

He saw you on the racing thing.

00:26:15

He watches a lot of races.

00:26:17

You wouldn't believe the guy.

00:26:19

Oh yeah.

00:26:19

By the way.

00:26:20

I told him I was ghost.

00:26:21

I don't think he believed you.

00:26:23

How do you know?

00:26:24

I don't know.

00:26:26

He's.

00:26:26

He's.

00:26:27

He's.

00:26:27

He's an old bartender.

00:26:29

He just knows things.

00:26:30

You know.

00:26:30

He's one of those kind of bartenders.

00:26:32

So.

00:26:32

So Sarn doesn't really.

00:26:33

He doesn't really speak.

00:26:34

Doesn't really speak with an accent in our.

00:26:37

In our game.

00:26:38

But.

00:26:39

Like from.

00:26:40

Like.

00:26:41

Canon.

00:26:41

Generally.

00:26:42

Twi'lek.

00:26:42

Have an accent.

00:26:44

So he was able to pick up on that.

00:26:46

And as Max said.

00:26:47

As a bartender.

00:26:48

I'm not trying to defend him.

00:26:49

Just feeding.

00:26:50

As a bartender.

00:26:51

You know.

00:26:52

He would know this.

00:26:52

He's come across a lot of different people.

00:26:54

He's good at reading people's faces.

00:26:56

And also.

00:26:58

He saw you on TV.

00:26:59

So.

00:26:59

It's a bit of context clues.

00:27:01

He also couldn't see my face through the comm wing.

00:27:05

Right.

00:27:07

But he could hear it.

00:27:10

He heard my face.

00:27:11

He heard it.

00:27:12

Well.

00:27:13

He.

00:27:13

That.

00:27:14

My old buddy.

00:27:14

Eno.

00:27:15

Has secured us.

00:27:16

Has secured me a place.

00:27:17

And a racing.

00:27:19

The racing track tomorrow.

00:27:21

So.

00:27:21

That's.

00:27:22

That's good.

00:27:23

I.

00:27:23

I was.

00:27:24

What are you going to ride?

00:27:25

I was wondering.

00:27:27

If.

00:27:29

I could borrow your bike.

00:27:31

I've seen you drive.

00:27:33

And I will sell you the bike.

00:27:36

For how much?

00:27:37

Um.

00:27:39

Double your bail.

00:27:40

1,200.

00:27:41

Yeah.

00:27:42

That was.

00:27:43

So my bail was 600 credits.

00:27:44

So that's.

00:27:45

No.

00:27:45

It was 1,200.

00:27:47

Let me roll a deception on that.

00:27:49

I.

00:27:50

I paid it.

00:27:51

I know how much the bail was.

00:27:55

All right.

00:27:57

All right.

00:27:58

Roll Jedi mind trick.

00:27:59

I don't think I have that much cash.

00:28:02

You don't have 24?

00:28:05

I think you might.

00:28:06

How much am I going to win from this?

00:28:10

Where's my.

00:28:11

Where's my little doodad?

00:28:12

There he is.

00:28:12

Equipment.

00:28:14

Oh.

00:28:16

No.

00:28:16

I don't have 24.

00:28:17

I have 2,200 credits.

00:28:18

And I'm not giving you.

00:28:19

A red set.

00:28:21

Because you punched me in the face.

00:28:22

And then.

00:28:22

Talk to my old friend.

00:28:25

You still owe me 1,200 for the bail.

00:28:27

All right.

00:28:28

You know what?

00:28:29

I.

00:28:29

That.

00:28:29

That.

00:28:30

That is to be.

00:28:31

That is to be foreseen.

00:28:32

Because my feelings are very hurt.

00:28:34

No.

00:28:36

It's not to be foreseen.

00:28:37

What are you going to do?

00:28:41

I will punch you in the face again.

00:28:43

Oh.

00:28:44

Well.

00:28:45

This time the other eye.

00:28:47

Not my eye.

00:28:50

I'm not supposed to get fist in it.

00:28:51

I just.

00:28:54

Just to.

00:28:55

State the obvious.

00:28:56

You cannot punch your way out of all your problems.

00:28:58

Sarn.

00:28:59

You can threaten to punch your way out of all your problems.

00:29:02

But.

00:29:05

I guess that's all I had to say.

00:29:06

I'm trying to give life lessons here.

00:29:10

Well.

00:29:12

I.

00:29:12

I just don't want bullying here.

00:29:14

So.

00:29:14

That's all.

00:29:15

All right.

00:29:17

Well.

00:29:18

What do you want to do.

00:29:18

Sarn.

00:29:19

I don't have.

00:29:20

I don't have that amount of money to pay you that.

00:29:26

You pay me the.

00:29:27

The bail money.

00:29:28

And if you.

00:29:30

Don't wreck the speeder.

00:29:32

You can use it.

00:29:33

Otherwise it will be.

00:29:36

Twelve hundred.

00:29:37

If I wreck it a little bit.

00:29:39

Is it okay?

00:29:40

Depends on how much it costs to get it fixed.

00:29:42

All right.

00:29:46

Look.

00:29:46

I'm sorry.

00:29:47

I stole the other speeder.

00:29:49

I was a plan.

00:29:50

It didn't go very well.

00:29:52

Um.

00:29:54

You didn't talk to me about this plan at all.

00:29:56

It didn't.

00:29:57

You just jumped on and went.

00:29:59

I thought people would really believe that I was his brother.

00:30:02

And they might still.

00:30:03

I'm still pretty convinced that everyone thinks I'm Darren Mackler.

00:30:06

You got arrested.

00:30:07

I don't think they're going to believe it anymore.

00:30:09

They didn't arrest me.

00:30:10

I didn't give them my real name.

00:30:11

I didn't give them any of my real names.

00:30:13

What name did you give them?

00:30:16

I just found out your real name now.

00:30:19

No.

00:30:20

That's one of my real names.

00:30:21

You don't know that.

00:30:23

What I gave the name I gave them was Colonel Darren Mackler.

00:30:26

Yeah.

00:30:29

I was a colonel in the middle.

00:30:30

In the empire.

00:30:31

I thought you were a sergeant.

00:30:33

What?

00:30:34

You know like when they tell someone to lie.

00:30:37

They always say to keep it as simple as possible.

00:30:39

So that you have less things to keep track of.

00:30:41

You somehow gave them like the most complicated.

00:30:44

You told them you were a colonel.

00:30:45

That's like another thing to just blow up into your face.

00:30:48

It's like titles.

00:30:51

All right.

00:30:52

You do.

00:30:52

All right.

00:30:55

Well, so what do we do now?

00:30:56

I will interject and say as information.

00:31:02

Roll a.

00:31:07

It would be street wise.

00:31:09

An average street wise.

00:31:10

No, say it's easy.

00:31:11

Oh, also.

00:31:12

This.

00:31:13

No.

00:31:13

What?

00:31:14

I didn't take the bike that was under the net.

00:31:18

Oh, you took a different one.

00:31:19

You took the security.

00:31:20

I took the security.

00:31:21

That's right.

00:31:22

Yeah.

00:31:22

Yeah.

00:31:23

I don't think you're going to be able to race with the Megazord.

00:31:25

So you might have to.

00:31:27

Well, there's got to be a way we can take it apart, right?

00:31:33

Yeah.

00:31:33

Hey, why don't we do that?

00:31:36

We take it apart and we each have a bike.

00:31:38

That.

00:31:39

I mean.

00:31:40

For 600 credits.

00:31:43

Well, I would like that idea to come from Mac, I guess.

00:31:46

Not from God.

00:31:47

However, I still want Mac to roll an easy street wise check.

00:31:53

Easy.

00:31:56

Hey, and that wasn't from God.

00:32:00

I came up with that idea.

00:32:01

Is that one difficulty?

00:32:02

You did, but it was aided by God.

00:32:03

One, please.

00:32:05

Most certainly was he.

00:32:07

Succeeded.

00:32:10

Okay.

00:32:10

But with two threats.

00:32:11

Two.

00:32:11

Two threats.

00:32:13

I trip him as he's walking.

00:32:16

Yeah, but it's not about.

00:32:17

It's about something else.

00:32:18

I know.

00:32:19

So, you know.

00:32:20

You would know from a race like this, just given on what you saw and your general history of

00:32:27

being in underground races, it's likely to be a winning prize of about a thousand credits.

00:32:34

The likely.

00:32:37

Yeah, it's possible it's more or it's less.

00:32:40

However, it's a thousand credits.

00:32:44

I have no way of you confirming that a hundred percent, but let's just.

00:32:49

I choose a thousand credits.

00:32:50

My God instinct is telling me.

00:32:54

Your God.

00:32:55

Your God boner is just throbbing.

00:32:57

Oh, man.

00:33:01

Someone's getting mad about that.

00:33:02

All right.

00:33:06

So, we got to go back for the race.

00:33:08

Are we just driving around the planet in my ship or did we not actually take off?

00:33:13

No, you guys were.

00:33:14

Matt, did you tell me that the.

00:33:16

Oh, I have the windows blocked.

00:33:19

I thought we were in space.

00:33:20

Weird.

00:33:22

Why would you think that?

00:33:24

Hold on.

00:33:25

Hold on.

00:33:25

You blocked the windows while you thought we were in space.

00:33:28

I was sleeping.

00:33:30

I didn't want the sun to wake me up.

00:33:32

And then I woke up and I thought we were in space.

00:33:35

You don't understand.

00:33:36

I dream that I'm flying a spaceship.

00:33:39

Does the block that you have in front of the cockpit.

00:33:42

Does it have stars on it?

00:33:46

It's just a bad sheet.

00:33:48

It's like a blotchy sheet.

00:33:52

Yeah.

00:33:53

That's gross.

00:33:55

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:33:58

Everyone's got their blanket.

00:34:00

I am so glad I don't go in the cockpit.

00:34:04

Okay.

00:34:07

Well, now we've completely digressed.

00:34:09

So, Mac, you were able.

00:34:11

Because you guys were still negotiating how you were going to divvy up this bike.

00:34:16

And you do mention that the purse is probably 1,000 credits.

00:34:22

Yep.

00:34:24

1,000 credits.

00:34:25

I bet you it's 1,000 credits.

00:34:26

Just judging by how many people are there, what type of crowd it was.

00:34:30

Yeah, I can totally tell.

00:34:32

You know, just I'm that smart.

00:34:35

I've got the streets on my Ys.

00:34:37

And this might be a good time for Sarn to also bring up the Megazord part.

00:34:43

All right.

00:34:44

Well, what about this?

00:34:46

You can borrow the bike.

00:34:49

But I get a quarter of the purse.

00:34:53

All right.

00:34:55

I'll give you half.

00:34:57

We're partners.

00:34:58

I don't care about that.

00:34:59

I just want to race.

00:35:00

All right.

00:35:00

We're here for a bigger mission than that.

00:35:03

That is not how you negotiate.

00:35:04

But all right, I'll take it.

00:35:06

Listen, I never said I was a good negotiator.

00:35:10

Also, a thought just hit me, Mac.

00:35:16

We can split that bike into two.

00:35:18

What?

00:35:19

Oh, yeah.

00:35:22

You probably didn't see it because you were driving for your life.

00:35:27

But the only reason that bike caught up to you is because two of them formed into one.

00:35:31

That's how it works.

00:35:33

Apparently.

00:35:35

Wow.

00:35:38

Whether or not that's canon, I have no idea.

00:35:41

I was wearing this helmet.

00:35:43

I wonder what the helmet looks like.

00:35:44

But I couldn't see a thing.

00:35:48

That's not a good racing helmet.

00:35:49

That's a great helmet.

00:35:49

I suggest you not use that anymore.

00:35:51

Did it have, like, a washcloth over the front of it this time?

00:35:55

No, no, no.

00:35:57

But I am going to try to look up Star Wars helmets to see which one I want.

00:36:00

But, yeah, I couldn't see a thing.

00:36:04

So I didn't see the...

00:36:05

So you can...

00:36:06

I'm a spotty.

00:36:07

So you have...

00:36:08

Sorry, you guys froze a second.

00:36:09

So we can take...

00:36:11

So we can have this...

00:36:12

We can divide your Megazord into two?

00:36:16

Yes.

00:36:17

Two bikes.

00:36:18

My God.

00:36:20

Then we both...

00:36:22

How are we going to get you to race?

00:36:23

I'm not racing.

00:36:25

Oh.

00:36:26

Do you want to?

00:36:27

Kind of, actually.

00:36:29

Call Eno back.

00:36:30

See if you can get us the number nine spot.

00:36:32

He didn't leave me his number, but I'll try Star 69.

00:36:35

Doot, doot, doot.

00:36:38

Hello?

00:36:43

Hello.

00:36:47

He's not answering.

00:36:47

He's not answering.

00:36:47

Eno here.

00:36:48

Eno.

00:36:50

Yes.

00:36:51

It's, um...

00:36:52

It's...

00:36:53

It's...

00:36:53

It's...

00:36:53

It's Pash McKenzie.

00:36:54

Any chance you can get me a...

00:36:57

Oh.

00:36:57

Pash, my boy.

00:36:58

Is there any chance you can get another one of those nifty tickets?

00:37:04

I've been good.

00:37:05

I've been good.

00:37:05

I've been good.

00:37:06

I've been good.

00:37:07

You know, just...

00:37:07

How's your family?

00:37:08

Uh...

00:37:10

They're...

00:37:13

They're...

00:37:14

They're...

00:37:14

They're...

00:37:15

I...

00:37:15

I...

00:37:16

It's not going well, you know, with the family.

00:37:18

I think, you know, ever since Aldron has gone.

00:37:22

Anyway, um...

00:37:23

All right, that did not happen.

00:37:25

I just wanted to say that.

00:37:26

You did not ask about your family.

00:37:27

He knows damn well about your family.

00:37:29

Um...

00:37:30

Okay, sorry.

00:37:31

I imagine he's saying that, like, laughing on the other line.

00:37:35

I know damn well what happened to your family.

00:37:39

Uh...

00:37:40

Well...

00:37:41

Uh...

00:37:41

What do you want?

00:37:42

Any chance we can get another, uh...

00:37:45

Racing ticket for my friend to race with me?

00:37:47

No.

00:37:48

No?

00:37:50

You don't know what I had to do to get that one ticket.

00:37:53

Any chance we can get another one?

00:37:56

Uh...

00:37:57

Uh...

00:37:57

There's not going to be nine racers.

00:37:59

Can he...

00:38:02

Can my friend replace another one of the racers?

00:38:04

Can you just cancel that one out?

00:38:05

I guess if you wanted to hunt and kill,

00:38:09

another racer and steal their identity.

00:38:11

Yeah, let's do that.

00:38:13

All right.

00:38:14

Are you on the line?

00:38:15

Don't stay on the line.

00:38:16

I'm not killing any racers.

00:38:19

They didn't do nothing.

00:38:20

I'll do it.

00:38:21

Uh...

00:38:21

Uh...

00:38:23

Don't...

00:38:24

Ghost will do it.

00:38:25

You know, it's been fun talking to you.

00:38:27

I don't think this conversation...

00:38:28

You know what?

00:38:29

I think...

00:38:29

Where are we going?

00:38:30

Uh...

00:38:30

Nice to hear from you.

00:38:32

Oh, yeah.

00:38:33

We'll call and talk later.

00:38:34

What are you doing tomorrow?

00:38:35

I don't know.

00:38:38

I'll give you a call around, you know, three.

00:38:40

Honestly, I didn't think I would last pass tonight.

00:38:42

Why?

00:38:44

Uh...

00:38:46

You know, I just don't have the foresight.

00:38:48

What is wrong with you?

00:38:51

You just kept these weird jokes.

00:38:52

I don't even know where you're coming from here.

00:38:54

You know...

00:38:55

I haven't seen you in 20 years.

00:38:57

It's called...

00:38:58

Degeneration.

00:39:00

I'm degenerating.

00:39:03

Oh, my God.

00:39:07

I'm old.

00:39:08

That's what I'm saying, is I'm old.

00:39:10

When you get to be my age, sometimes...

00:39:12

You don't know when...

00:39:14

Anything's gonna happen.

00:39:16

Truer words have never been spoken.

00:39:21

Well, I'll see you later, you know.

00:39:22

All right.

00:39:27

Uh...

00:39:28

Now what?

00:39:29

Now you have to deliver the news.

00:39:32

Sarn.

00:39:35

Well, he was listening.

00:39:35

Oh, okay.

00:39:37

Yeah, that's right.

00:39:37

Okay.

00:39:37

Now what is right?

00:39:41

Uh...

00:39:41

I think we should try to take those bikes apart now.

00:39:44

Right.

00:39:45

I don't know how long it's gonna take.

00:39:46

Hey, RX.

00:39:49

How long will it take to separate those two bikes that I got in the...

00:39:52

Hello, flashback.

00:39:54

Loading chamber.

00:39:55

What?

00:39:57

Do you need something that needs killing?

00:39:59

Actually, yeah.

00:40:02

Can you murder one of the other racers for me?

00:40:04

I am a ship.

00:40:05

So it'll be easy.

00:40:08

Well, I'm a ship and a head now.

00:40:10

I guess if you bring me close enough to a person, I could potentially bite them to death.

00:40:18

No, you're the ship.

00:40:20

The ship has guns on it.

00:40:22

Yes, I suppose we could fly the ship into a city and just start shooting.

00:40:27

That is a really good idea, I would say.

00:40:31

I could probably kill lots of meatbags if we did that.

00:40:35

Hmm.

00:40:36

All right, let's, uh...

00:40:38

Let's put a pin in that thought.

00:40:39

For just a second here.

00:40:41

But I will get to kill...

00:40:43

I will get to kill.

00:40:44

Right?

00:40:45

Yes.

00:40:46

Hi.

00:40:50

Please?

00:40:50

I said yes!

00:40:53

You guys leave me on this ship for long periods of time.

00:40:57

It gets so lonely.

00:41:00

Well, that's why we brought you the power loader.

00:41:02

Anyway!

00:41:02

It's been so long since I've killed.

00:41:04

I feel like you guys have forgotten about me.

00:41:10

Have you forgotten about me?

00:41:12

No, this is why I'm talking to you right now.

00:41:14

All right, you know that speeder bike I flew in here last night?

00:41:22

I don't not think you brought it inside, but yes, I know the speeder of which you speak.

00:41:26

I have eyes all around the ship.

00:41:28

Is it possible that you know how to separate the two?

00:41:32

I perhaps could assist you.

00:41:35

All right.

00:41:37

Then, can you...

00:41:39

Assist you?

00:41:40

Yes.

00:41:45

What will it be for me?

00:41:47

What's in it for me?

00:41:48

Um, what do you...

00:41:52

You'll get to kill someone.

00:41:53

You promise?

00:41:55

Yes.

00:41:58

Double promise?

00:41:59

Yes.

00:42:02

Triple promise?

00:42:03

Yes.

00:42:09

Okay.

00:42:10

I will assist you.

00:42:14

Okay.

00:42:15

And, uh...

00:42:17

He will assist you.

00:42:19

Okay.

00:42:20

All right, Matt.

00:42:21

I think we should go do that.

00:42:22

All right.

00:42:23

Agreed.

00:42:25

So, we gotta go back to the racetrack?

00:42:27

Is it time for the races yet?

00:42:29

No, no, no.

00:42:29

We gotta take them apart first.

00:42:31

Oh, yeah.

00:42:31

Um, so let's take it apart.

00:42:34

Mechanics check.

00:42:35

It will be a mechanics check.

00:42:37

Um, it's gonna be one purple, one red.

00:42:41

And you can have a boost.

00:42:43

Four...

00:42:45

Um...

00:42:47

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:42:48

Yeah, let me see what RX's mechanics is.

00:42:50

I assume pretty good.

00:42:54

You would think.

00:42:55

Um, it's four green.

00:42:58

What is...

00:42:59

Sirens?

00:43:00

Two green.

00:43:02

Okay, so you can roll with four green.

00:43:04

No boost.

00:43:07

No boost.

00:43:10

Four green.

00:43:10

One purple, one red.

00:43:12

Okay.

00:43:15

Okay.

00:43:16

Um, you pretty easily get them apart.

00:43:20

Um, it takes you some time to get them apart.

00:43:23

Um, there's certainly some back and forth between you and RX.

00:43:29

Um, just sometimes he's helpful.

00:43:33

Uh, a lot of times he's not.

00:43:34

But you are able to get the bikes apart.

00:43:37

So you are able to put together at least one race-worthy bike.

00:43:44

You have another bike that is certainly will still ride.

00:43:48

Um, I wouldn't exactly call it race-ready.

00:43:51

Um, it's definitely worth riding.

00:44:00

Um, and, uh, is it possible to go to, like, the power room and take...

00:44:04

One of the things that powers the Kuna wave to make it go faster?

00:44:09

Uh, since you have an advantage, um, I will let you put some kind of device in there.

00:44:18

Um, it won't be...

00:44:21

I'm not gonna say it's gonna be, like, super fast all the time.

00:44:25

Um, but you can jimmy-rig some kind of system of...

00:44:29

So it's kind of like Tetris.

00:44:30

Maybe.

00:44:31

I'm willing to hear ideas.

00:44:33

And I will let you know if it breaks the game.

00:44:35

Okay.

00:44:36

Yeah, I think...

00:44:38

What do you think, Mac?

00:44:39

Do you have, uh, any ideas?

00:44:40

Um, no.

00:44:44

Okay.

00:44:44

So what do you...

00:44:48

Yeah, in the power room, I think I find a...

00:44:51

Um...

00:44:54

It's not gonna be, like, a full...

00:44:56

Fully charged...

00:44:57

I...

00:45:01

I don't even know what...

00:45:02

Yeah, well...

00:45:03

What are we trying to do?

00:45:05

Trying to make it go faster?

00:45:06

Yeah.

00:45:07

So I'm thinking, like, taking, like, a power cell.

00:45:10

Can I do a mechanics check and just do something weird, like,

00:45:14

because I'm, you know, I have the background,

00:45:15

and I can just say, like, oh, we'll move this pipe here,

00:45:18

and, you know, connect these wires here,

00:45:20

and now we can...

00:45:22

Now we've just added a third, uh, you know, a turbo.

00:45:24

But what will the turbo do?

00:45:26

Turbo.

00:45:28

Okay.

00:45:28

Oh, yeah, roll a mechanics check for that.

00:45:30

All right.

00:45:31

What's my, what's my, uh, my, my numbers?

00:45:34

Uh, be average, so two purple.

00:45:35

Two purple.

00:45:37

Uh, anything else?

00:45:38

Um, you're a pretty cool guy.

00:45:41

Oh, I failed.

00:45:46

I broke the bike even more.

00:45:48

No, you put, you put the...

00:45:51

Oh, man, I wish we had a cool name for it.

00:45:53

Like, the Turb.

00:45:54

Let's call it the Turb.

00:45:55

You have a Turb on there, so it's not, like, something that's, that's blasting all the time,

00:45:58

but it is, it's akin to, like, a, uh, a boost button.

00:46:03

And we'll say for one check during a race, you'll get to throw two boost dies.

00:46:12

Okay, cool.

00:46:12

Okay, cool.

00:46:12

So, I didn't fail.

00:46:16

Um, you did fail what you were trying to do, which was look really cool, and, uh, but you were still somewhat successful.

00:46:25

God, isn't that the fucking story of my life here?

00:46:29

I mean...

00:46:30

Trying to look cool and just...

00:46:32

I mean, you were...

00:46:34

I guess you didn't fail, like, to answer your original question.

00:46:37

That's all right.

00:46:39

Yeah.

00:46:40

I guess we overruled that dice roll.

00:46:42

Well, that's what I wanted to flip a light side point and maybe put in one of the power cells from the Kahuna into it.

00:46:50

Oh, well, I should have taken your light side point and just, instead of just giving it to you, even though you failed the roll.

00:46:56

All right, never mind.

00:47:00

I guess you get to keep your light side point and you get your turb.

00:47:03

Oh, such a benevolent god.

00:47:06

Yeah, I don't ever want you to think ever again anything else.

00:47:09

Got him.

00:47:11

All right, uh, now would be a good time for a short break.

00:47:15

Okay.

00:47:16

Okay.

00:47:16

Okay.

00:47:17

Okay.

00:47:17

Okay.

00:47:17

Okay.

00:47:19

Okay.

00:47:20

Okay.

00:47:20

Okay.

00:47:20

Okay.

00:47:21

:

00:47:29

Thank you.

00:50:29

My dad said you guys are going to be putting it together.

00:50:30

Yeah, we put it together.

00:50:32

They dropped it off Saturday.

00:50:34

Was it hard?

00:50:35

To put together?

00:50:37

Yeah.

00:50:38

No, not at all.

00:50:40

It was basically just put the legs on the table and assemble the legs on the chair.

00:50:46

It was that big stainless steel one.

00:50:48

It was that big stainless steel one, right?

00:50:48

No.

00:50:49

I sent you a picture.

00:50:50

It's a wooden one.

00:50:52

When?

00:50:53

The one I got for Christmas?

00:50:56

No.

00:50:57

When did you send that?

00:50:57

Oh, you sent it just now.

00:50:58

Yeah, just now.

00:51:00

Oh, nice.

00:51:00

Oh, really nice.

00:51:03

For some reason, I thought it was one of those cooking stainless steel ones.

00:51:11

No.

00:51:12

No.

00:51:12

This one's better.

00:51:13

How does it smell?

00:51:15

Well, right now it smells like Jamaican jerk sauce.

00:51:21

Nice.

00:51:25

Did you put extra jerk in it?

00:51:26

So much extra jerk.

00:51:29

Get it?

00:51:31

It's a little spicy.

00:51:33

Jerk.

00:51:35

Alright.

00:51:48

Now.

00:51:54

See, there's no picture of these.

00:51:56

Okay.

00:52:00

This is going to be a mess.

00:52:02

I have a little bit of an idea how this might go, but it's from a while ago and I have to remember.

00:52:11

Do you remember?

00:52:19

Remember?

00:52:21

The 21st of September.

00:52:24

Okay.

00:52:25

Oh, yeah.

00:52:26

Hold on.

00:52:27

I want to plug in my helmet that I found.

00:52:28

Oh, good.

00:52:29

I found the helmet that I liked.

00:52:32

There it is.

00:52:35

It's the dumbest helmet.

00:52:37

It's the dumb helmet.

00:52:44

My helmet.

00:52:44

I want to send.

00:52:45

That's the helmet you want to wear while you're racing?

00:52:48

I mean, roughly.

00:52:50

You mean, no wonder why you couldn't see anything.

00:52:54

But cooler?

00:52:55

What?

00:52:58

But cooler?

00:52:59

Yeah, but cooler.

00:53:01

I mean, just slightly cooler.

00:53:02

It's just a dumb helmet.

00:53:05

It's not as dumb as the one from Spaceballs.

00:53:07

Oh, yeah.

00:53:09

That's dark helmet.

00:53:10

This is not what I wanted.

00:53:16

I say that every morning.

00:53:21

What?

00:53:22

What?

00:53:24

Nothing.

00:53:25

Okay.

00:53:30

What the hell is Silhouette?

00:53:31

Silhouette is basically how big the speeder is.

00:53:35

Oh.

00:53:36

Oh, there's a bunch in here.

00:53:38

Are we supposed to be looking at the ship or what?

00:53:42

Yeah.

00:53:42

That's the one that you have.

00:53:44

Um.

00:53:49

I guess I can share this to you.

00:53:53

Can I?

00:53:53

No, this is 88R.

00:53:55

Oh, no.

00:53:59

Not the 88R.

00:54:02

8% off.

00:54:05

Oh, it has the...

00:54:10

Oh, see, that's wrong.

00:54:12

Oh.

00:54:14

What?

00:54:15

Oh, I can sell the other one for so many more credits.

00:54:17

Well...

00:54:22

Yeah, I guess.

00:54:23

Matt, after this race, if you win, you should sell the bike.

00:54:32

Where's the bike at?

00:54:34

How much is it worth?

00:54:36

$3,000.

00:54:38

Jesus Christ.

00:54:40

Just fuck the race.

00:54:42

We should sell these two.

00:54:48

Yeah, you could do that.

00:54:50

But you would risk that Flutter Poon wins and you don't get to go further along on your task,

00:54:57

which is to find the butt radar.

00:54:58

I know, I know.

00:55:00

But...

00:55:00

You can buy the butt radar for 6,000 credits.

00:55:03

No, you can't.

00:55:04

But for a monitor...

00:55:05

The Zahn Consortium's trying to buy the butt radar for 20,000.

00:55:08

You guys are doing so great at that.

00:55:10

Oh, yeah.

00:55:12

We're going to get 20 grand for this job.

00:55:15

One day, if it ever gets done.

00:55:17

Someday.

00:55:18

Someday.

00:55:20

Someday.

00:55:20

All right.

00:55:24

Okay, so...

00:55:26

You guys have gotten the bikes apart.

00:55:31

You do have a few hours before the race starts.

00:55:34

I imagine that...

00:55:36

Emak is going to do some type of training.

00:55:44

Like a montage?

00:55:45

Well, I was thinking of a montage, but what would be in the montage?

00:55:48

Definitely Eye of the Tiger.

00:55:52

Okay.

00:55:53

Yeah.

00:55:55

Eye of the Space Tiger.

00:55:57

Eye of the Space Tiger.

00:55:59

I do not know.

00:56:00

And me doing fun things like racing around the ship a couple times, you know,

00:56:10

and doing weird things like with ropes where I'm doing that thing, you know?

00:56:14

Oh.

00:56:14

Oh.

00:56:15

With the ropes where you're...

00:56:17

Oh, lasso.

00:56:17

What is that?

00:56:17

Yeah, is that what it's called?

00:56:20

Yeah, you know.

00:56:21

Like a cowboy.

00:56:22

After Ted?

00:56:22

After Ted?

00:56:25

No, I think he's talking about the strength training when you read the ropes.

00:56:29

Yeah.

00:56:30

Yeah.

00:56:31

Not like going like this, like he's riding a fucking Bronco.

00:56:34

Oh, I thought that...

00:56:35

I don't know exercises.

00:56:37

I didn't know if that was like a legit...

00:56:38

Like that's the lasso exercise right there.

00:56:40

I bought it.

00:56:44

I should have let you...

00:56:45

I should have just shut up.

00:56:46

Next time you bring that up in casual conversation.

00:56:49

Okay.

00:56:51

She's doing it on a commercial.

00:56:53

Hey, hey, hey.

00:56:54

Honey, look, look.

00:56:55

He's doing the lasso.

00:56:56

She's going to look at you like an idiot.

00:56:58

Yeah, yeah.

00:57:00

Dude, really something like...

00:57:02

Just really pointless things where I'm like drinking eggs and things.

00:57:05

It doesn't help.

00:57:06

But interspersed, there's like a couple things where I'm actually like doing something like racing and maybe Sarn's timing me.

00:57:12

All to Eye of the Tiger.

00:57:14

But what is Sarn doing?

00:57:18

Sleeping.

00:57:20

Because I have a feeling I...

00:57:24

Oh, no.

00:57:24

Actually, Sarn goes to look for a doctor.

00:57:26

Okay.

00:57:27

So in Sarn's half of the montage, as this montage is going on, it's cutting back and forth between Mac,

00:57:34

who's doing...

00:57:36

And even in his half, half of that is him doing things that could even possibly help him,

00:57:42

which is like racing, figure out how the bike even works, like testing out buttons.

00:57:47

And then the other half of that half is him drinking eggs and chasing around chickens.

00:57:51

Yeah.

00:57:53

And he cuts back to Sarn.

00:57:55

And he cuts back to Sarn.

00:57:56

And Sarn's just like filling out paperwork.

00:57:58

At a clinic.

00:58:00

He's waiting at the emergency...

00:58:03

What do you call it?

00:58:04

The emergency care.

00:58:05

The urgent care.

00:58:06

And he's just sitting in line and there's all these disgusting...

00:58:09

Not disgusting, but it's like...

00:58:10

People.

00:58:12

Injured people in an urgent care.

00:58:14

And everyone is going in front of him.

00:58:16

Even the person that he swears got there after him.

00:58:18

And then it turns out it's a methadone clinic.

00:58:21

It turns out it's a methadone clinic.

00:58:22

And surprise intervention.

00:58:29

Yeah.

00:58:30

Actually, there is one guy that comes in there for methadone.

00:58:33

And Sarn looks at it sort of like a...

00:58:36

I don't know.

00:58:38

You're just...

00:58:39

Your eyes are magnetically drawn to this person who's just been handed some...

00:58:44

Darkness, my old friend.

00:58:47

Yes.

00:58:49

Finally, you are let into...

00:58:51

Into the urgent care.

00:58:53

And there's a medical bot.

00:58:56

That is...

00:58:59

You're let into a room.

00:59:00

With...

00:59:02

Remember the medical bot at the end of Empire Strikes Back?

00:59:04

Yeah.

00:59:06

It looks like that.

00:59:07

Okay.

00:59:08

And he said, what...

00:59:10

What ails you?

00:59:11

I don't remember.

00:59:12

Is that how they talk?

00:59:13

Everything.

00:59:13

Everything.

00:59:14

It hurts.

00:59:14

Okay.

00:59:16

I will perform a check of medical stuff.

00:59:26

All right.

00:59:27

That is the...

00:59:29

You've got all my faith in the world.

00:59:31

You mess up.

00:59:32

Really sounds...

00:59:34

You're really selling the underground doctor.

00:59:35

Check me out for my medical stuffs.

00:59:38

I guess you probably should have to go to the underground.

00:59:42

But you're just in urgent care.

00:59:44

Just hoping not to get noticed, I guess.

00:59:46

Even though you're just on TV.

00:59:48

Although, I guess you are on TV in the underground.

00:59:51

So, maybe to hide from the underground, you should be in the above ground.

00:59:54

Yeah.

00:59:55

Where no one will recognize me.

00:59:57

Yeah.

00:59:58

Okay.

01:00:00

So, what would the...

01:00:01

All right.

01:00:05

It's going to be a...

01:00:07

Is it average?

01:00:09

No.

01:00:09

It's easy, isn't it?

01:00:11

I have to do a check for that?

01:00:13

I thought I'd just get it.

01:00:13

No, not you.

01:00:14

The doctor's going to.

01:00:15

Oh.

01:00:16

How do I bring him in?

01:00:25

Okay.

01:00:34

Sarn.

01:00:36

Medical droid.

01:00:39

General skills.

01:00:42

Medicine.

01:00:44

And...

01:00:46

It was easy, right?

01:00:48

Yes.

01:00:50

That's what you said.

01:00:51

Okay.

01:00:52

Just now.

01:00:52

Oh, yes.

01:00:55

Okay.

01:00:56

And a triumph.

01:00:58

All right.

01:00:58

So, what does that heal mean?

01:01:01

Is your toe going to work again?

01:01:02

No.

01:01:02

I mean, it never stopped working.

01:01:04

Oh, it was locked in.

01:01:06

I guess you could do your triumph on that.

01:01:08

I mean...

01:01:09

No, I'm going to use it to tell him that.

01:01:10

Give it a laser.

01:01:11

That I'm having some real withdrawals.

01:01:13

Hold on.

01:01:16

Let me see.

01:01:18

And hopefully he can cure me of my addiction to real.

01:01:21

On a successful check, the target recovers the number of wounds equal to the number of successes generated by the medicine roll.

01:01:31

So, two.

01:01:32

An amount of...

01:01:34

Two?

01:01:35

Yeah.

01:01:36

Get more than that from a...

01:01:42

Oh, you should...

01:01:43

You should have had yours...

01:01:44

Um...

01:01:46

Your difficulty should have been increased by two if you were doing it on yourself.

01:01:50

Well, I failed at any of it.

01:01:52

Yeah.

01:01:54

But it would have been funnier.

01:01:55

The number of successes...

01:02:01

Yeah, but what about a triumph?

01:02:02

It's unclear with triumphs.

01:02:06

So, where are you at with that two?

01:02:08

Uh, three.

01:02:11

Three wounds?

01:02:13

Oh, no.

01:02:13

I'm not going to give you...

01:02:14

Yeah.

01:02:14

I'll give you an extra because of the triumph.

01:02:16

Wait, no.

01:02:17

You can spend...

01:02:18

You can spend one on the extra, or you can spend it on your narrative thing that you wanted

01:02:21

to spend it on.

01:02:21

Um...

01:02:23

I'm hoping that they can do something to help me get off a reel.

01:02:27

What?

01:02:29

Get off a reel?

01:02:30

Yeah.

01:02:31

Like...

01:02:33

I don't want to be addicted anymore.

01:02:35

Okay.

01:02:37

Uh, he offers to give you some basically real methadone.

01:02:42

What a reel development.

01:02:44

And that helps get me off of reel?

01:02:46

Okay, so he's treating you...

01:02:49

I never really understood methadone in general.

01:02:52

It's a lower doses of heroin so that you can get off of it without having to completely

01:02:56

go turkey.

01:02:57

Yeah, from what I understand, methadone doesn't really get you high like heroin does, but it

01:03:05

helps you with the withdrawal.

01:03:05

But I'm not super clear on it.

01:03:08

It's supposed to be like a really low, low amount of heroin.

01:03:11

Like, it's like a...

01:03:13

I might be wrong, but it's supposed to really help, like he said.

01:03:16

No, that sounds right.

01:03:16

Help with the withdrawal process.

01:03:18

Yeah.

01:03:19

Because you're not...

01:03:20

It's dangerous if you're like addicted to that stuff to go cold turkey.

01:03:22

Okay, well, I guess I'll do that.

01:03:25

Okay, so as...

01:03:28

I'm proud of you.

01:03:28

As he's working on you...

01:03:29

Beat me as Brandon.

01:03:30

I'm proud of you, sir.

01:03:31

Well, obviously, Mac doesn't know this yet.

01:03:36

He's eating eggs, but...

01:03:37

He's just eating raw...

01:03:41

He's just sucking on eggs and chasing chickens.

01:03:43

A lot of chicken-related activities are going on over there.

01:03:46

Up into a garbage can because I keep drinking raw eggs.

01:03:50

Okay.

01:03:52

You think the only cure for that is more raw eggs?

01:03:56

More.

01:03:57

All right.

01:03:58

Well, if it's not getting into my body...

01:04:00

Real.

01:04:07

Real.

01:04:08

Real.

01:04:09

Real.

01:04:10

Real.

01:04:11

Real.

01:04:11

Real.

01:04:12

Real.

01:04:13

Real.

01:04:13

And you...

01:04:16

Oh.

01:04:16

Can I offer to buy a stand back from the front desk?

01:04:23

Um...

01:04:24

You can.

01:04:26

But they are reticent to sell things.

01:04:30

They're not a pharmacy.

01:04:31

Okay, so how much are Stimpaks going for?

01:04:36

I think it's 500 credits.

01:04:40

For one Stimpak?

01:04:42

Yeah.

01:04:43

Oh, my God.

01:04:44

We could have been selling those all this time, too.

01:04:46

Yeah, if you had them...

01:04:48

I had some.

01:04:50

You used them.

01:04:53

Why don't you have them anymore?

01:04:54

Instead of using them to stop yourself from dying, you could have just sold them.

01:05:00

Yeah, and then you would have died.

01:05:01

I mean, that's what Rex was for.

01:05:04

To not die?

01:05:06

I mean, he's dead, too.

01:05:07

Captain Rex?

01:05:09

Oh, shit.

01:05:11

He did die.

01:05:12

Not Captain Rex.

01:05:14

Um...

01:05:16

Uh, what was his name?

01:05:17

Oh, yeah.

01:05:19

Rex didn't die.

01:05:20

No, I thought you said RX.

01:05:22

We were calling him Rex, too.

01:05:24

Um...

01:05:25

Uh, fuck.

01:05:27

I don't remember his name.

01:05:29

Chase, no?

01:05:30

No, that was a different...

01:05:31

That was one of the other ones.

01:05:33

Whatever.

01:05:34

It doesn't matter.

01:05:35

Doc.

01:05:35

None of those matters.

01:05:37

None of it matters.

01:05:38

No.

01:05:38

Go to Chase and Chickens.

01:05:40

Let's cut back to that.

01:05:42

Okay.

01:05:44

Um...

01:05:45

It doesn't matter.

01:05:49

I don't know why I'm looking for this.

01:05:50

You're not selling Stimpaks.

01:05:51

You're right.

01:05:58

I should just rob the urgent care.

01:06:00

Oh, God.

01:06:03

That would fit with the old you.

01:06:07

So, the lady behind the counter, uh, says that she's not a pharmacy and she's not going to sell you Stimpaks.

01:06:12

Pretty please?

01:06:15

Uh, you can roll a negotiation check.

01:06:17

Is it still going to be $500?

01:06:20

Because I'm paying $500 for it.

01:06:22

Huh?

01:06:24

I'm not going to pay $500.

01:06:25

And then I guess you're not getting any Stimpaks.

01:06:27

Uh, I thought you...

01:06:31

I thought you had a lot of money.

01:06:32

Yeah.

01:06:34

I used $1,200 of it to bail Mac out.

01:06:37

He still hasn't paid me back.

01:06:38

You still have 2,000 credits.

01:06:41

No, I have $650.

01:06:44

Oh.

01:06:45

Alright.

01:06:46

Well, let me just change this so that mistake doesn't happen again.

01:06:50

I spent $300 of it on a blaster.

01:06:53

Who even knows where that blaster is?

01:06:57

I know exactly where it is.

01:06:59

I gave it to that pirate that fucking backstabbed us.

01:07:01

Oh, yeah.

01:07:02

Then you stabbed him in the head.

01:07:03

Oh, wow.

01:07:04

In the eyeball, yeah.

01:07:05

Yeah.

01:07:06

It's just like real life.

01:07:08

Things go missing.

01:07:09

It's just like real life.

01:07:12

Things go missing.

01:07:13

What can happen?

01:07:14

What could be done?

01:07:15

What can be done?

01:07:15

I did take that blaster back, but whatever.

01:07:17

How many blasters?

01:07:19

Oh, yeah.

01:07:19

You only use one at a time.

01:07:22

I know, but I got a rifle and a pistol.

01:07:23

Okay.

01:07:24

I guess.

01:07:26

I got it.

01:07:29

Alright, fine.

01:07:30

Alright, dust lady.

01:07:31

Can I trade you a pistol for her stimpack?

01:07:37

You see her finger reach for what seems to be some type of button.

01:07:40

Alright, I'll just go.

01:07:44

Damn.

01:07:45

Cut back to the chickens already.

01:07:47

Before I get into trouble.

01:07:49

He's done with the chickens.

01:07:51

He's tired.

01:07:52

He's tuckered out.

01:07:53

Like, the chicken is still running around and Mac is just laying there winded.

01:07:56

It's pretty much what I was going to get to that.

01:08:00

And I'm really...

01:08:02

I've got, like, just eggs all around me.

01:08:06

And the chickens are still running on the track.

01:08:09

Oh, Greg fell apart.

01:08:11

Just at his feet are just eggshells.

01:08:16

So I go back outside of the wave and just Mac passed out there.

01:08:21

The chicken's pecking him in the face.

01:08:22

Yeah, that's right.

01:08:23

Trying to get him back up.

01:08:25

Yeah, that's exactly what's going on.

01:08:27

It's pretty rough.

01:08:30

But I'm doing it.

01:08:31

Oh.

01:08:33

Craig crashed.

01:08:35

That's fine.

01:08:36

Craig.

01:08:37

Craig.

01:08:39

I still have my other recording, so we'll be okay.

01:08:41

Wow.

01:08:47

No, actually, I want Craig.

01:08:48

Why can't...

01:08:51

Okay.

01:08:56

You're done.

01:08:57

Now we're over.

01:08:58

All right.

01:09:00

Okay.

01:09:02

So you guys spent all day on those activities.

01:09:06

And Saren comes back to Mac, who is starting to get up and dust the eggshells off of him.

01:09:12

Do you want to do anything before you guys head down to the Path of Coins?

01:09:22

I want to...

01:09:27

How do I heal my critical?

01:09:29

It's a medical check.

01:09:31

Okay.

01:09:34

And Saren, are you nearby?

01:09:36

Yeah.

01:09:38

You mind looking over this?

01:09:40

I'm not very good at the medical stuff.

01:09:42

I pass out of seeing my own blood.

01:09:45

No, you passed out because you ate too many raw eggs.

01:09:48

Yes, and chickens.

01:09:50

You ate the chickens raw, too?

01:09:53

Well, you know, that was the point of chasing them.

01:09:58

So you did catch at least one of them.

01:10:00

I did.

01:10:01

All right.

01:10:02

I am less disappointed in you now.

01:10:04

I'm ready for the race.

01:10:06

Yeah, I don't know what any of that had to do with racing, but...

01:10:09

It's a mental thing.

01:10:10

All right?

01:10:10

You have to be ready body, mind, and spirit.

01:10:13

Believe me, I know what I'm doing.

01:10:14

All right?

01:10:15

Just watch.

01:10:15

What did you do for your spirit, then?

01:10:16

My spirit?

01:10:18

You know, I took many sabbaticals.

01:10:21

A couple siestas.

01:10:22

You know.

01:10:24

I was gone for like four hours.

01:10:26

Three hours.

01:10:27

You took a couple of siestas?

01:10:28

Yeah.

01:10:31

Yeah.

01:10:32

A couple siestas.

01:10:33

You know.

01:10:34

You gotta, you know.

01:10:35

You gotta take some time for yourself sometimes.

01:10:38

And I definitely did that in between puke and eggs.

01:10:41

I am so glad I'm not gonna bet on you.

01:10:42

At the...

01:10:45

Actually, you know what?

01:10:46

I'm gonna go bet on Flutterplume.

01:10:47

Do it.

01:10:48

Then at least if she wins, we'll split the cash.

01:10:51

We'll have something.

01:10:53

Yeah, this is great.

01:10:55

Well, that's why we're scoundrels.

01:11:00

Okay.

01:11:01

Because we're rigging...

01:11:02

We're double rigging the race.

01:11:03

If you want to do a medical check, it's average.

01:11:08

I will remind you that RX was previously a medical droid.

01:11:14

So, should I have him do it?

01:11:17

Or should I...

01:11:18

Because I thought he was disabled from that kind of function, though.

01:11:20

No, he can look and tell me what to do.

01:11:24

Yes, he can assist.

01:11:25

All right.

01:11:26

So, let's go inside and have Nurse RX help us out.

01:11:31

What did you call me?

01:11:32

A nurse.

01:11:35

I am not a nurse.

01:11:38

Well?

01:11:41

I did not go to eight years of robot medical school to be called a nurse.

01:11:44

All right, all right.

01:11:47

Take it easy, Dr. Nurse.

01:11:48

Nurse has cleaned bedpans.

01:11:49

I do not.

01:11:51

I dissect arms and...

01:11:54

Okay, let me...

01:11:55

Let's be clear, though.

01:11:56

You're the ship, right?

01:11:57

That is the first time you're calling me the ship.

01:12:01

Thank you for admitting it.

01:12:02

I am the ship.

01:12:03

And the toilets are part of the ship, right?

01:12:06

Yes, as much as the cockpit.

01:12:09

So, and you...

01:12:11

Yep.

01:12:11

So, you're technically clearing the bedpans?

01:12:13

You got me there.

01:12:20

Listen, I just need your help in my arm.

01:12:22

I got a critical wound.

01:12:24

It's somewhere on my body, and I can't do it myself because I get squeamished around my own blood, you know?

01:12:30

Because, you know, it's red.

01:12:32

Sorry.

01:12:33

You know what?

01:12:34

Now, you might like it.

01:12:35

You promised me I would get to kill...

01:12:37

Is this it?

01:12:39

Is it Mac?

01:12:40

No, it's not Mac.

01:12:44

Is it you?

01:12:44

Not me.

01:12:47

Is it you?

01:12:49

After the race?

01:12:53

Yes, after the race, you get to kill someone.

01:12:56

You triple promised.

01:12:57

Okay.

01:13:00

You did triple promise.

01:13:01

I did triple promise.

01:13:02

Okay.

01:13:02

Well, then I will help with your critical.

01:13:05

Okay.

01:13:09

Was that from you, Andy?

01:13:17

Oh, sorry.

01:13:20

No, I heard a beep from Discord, and I was wondering if it was you.

01:13:23

It could have been.

01:13:25

Well, are you trying to text me something on the side?

01:13:28

No.

01:13:29

Okay.

01:13:30

Are you keeping things from me?

01:13:32

No.

01:13:32

No, I'm trying to, because I had a couple stim sticks.

01:13:35

I can't remember what they do, so I was looking up what it does.

01:13:37

I think it relieves strain.

01:13:40

I don't think so.

01:13:42

I think it adds to something, like agility or something.

01:13:46

Oh.

01:13:47

Oh, stim sticks are drugs.

01:13:50

No, no, no.

01:13:52

I bought these at a store, not a drug dealer.

01:13:56

I bought them when I got the hunting goggles.

01:13:59

All right.

01:14:00

All right.

01:14:00

Let me look in the book.

01:14:01

Am I in the right book?

01:14:03

Okay.

01:14:09

So what's the medicine roll, Val?

01:14:11

Stim.

01:14:13

I only have stim pack in here.

01:14:17

Oh, yeah.

01:14:18

I don't know what the stim stick was.

01:14:19

Let's see.

01:14:23

Stim.

01:14:24

Because it's not, well, it's only, yeah, I don't have it.

01:14:29

And it's not in my inventory for some reason.

01:14:31

It's probably because you don't have it.

01:14:33

I bought like two of them.

01:14:36

You buy a lot of things, and I don't always grant it.

01:14:39

Oh, I guess I just bought one.

01:14:41

But I got it in here, and it says ability, minus one.

01:14:45

Minus one what?

01:14:46

Just says minus one.

01:14:48

Minus one health.

01:14:50

Actually hurts you.

01:14:54

Oh, no.

01:14:54

Oh, no.

01:14:54

I said her page fell out.

01:14:56

Oh, no.

01:14:58

Oh, no.

01:14:59

It's no house.

01:15:01

Here's stim stick.

01:15:03

On Yavine.

01:15:05

Stim it.

01:15:06

A character who chooses stim sticks removes one difficulty from her discipline, perception,

01:15:11

resilience, or vigilance checks to stay awake or notice something due to fatigue or lack

01:15:16

of sleep until the end of the encounter.

01:15:17

It's a fancy coffee.

01:15:19

Oh, okay.

01:15:21

A fancy coffee.

01:15:22

Basically.

01:15:24

Well, I was going to give it to Mac in case if he needed it to earn the race.

01:15:29

Yeah, well, maybe he should.

01:15:30

So he can not have a setback to perception.

01:15:33

Yeah.

01:15:35

Are you guys going to try and heal him?

01:15:37

Or what?

01:15:37

Yeah.

01:15:37

What's the role?

01:15:38

I will help.

01:15:39

You never told me.

01:15:40

It is average.

01:15:41

And you will get, you can have his, so the way the assistance works is that you get his

01:15:49

yellow dice with your.

01:15:51

Oh, he doesn't have any yellow dice.

01:15:52

Well, RX does.

01:15:54

Two green dice.

01:15:55

So it's, so what is your, because you're doing the medical check.

01:15:59

What is your medicine?

01:16:00

I have two.

01:16:02

Okay.

01:16:02

So they're both yellows now.

01:16:03

Yeah.

01:16:05

Oh, just not what I'm doing it on myself.

01:16:08

Right.

01:16:11

Never mind.

01:16:11

I got some things mixed up.

01:16:13

Yeah.

01:16:13

Because he did help you, but it wasn't for critical.

01:16:16

No, he helped me with the, the.

01:16:20

Oh, it was the speeders.

01:16:21

Yeah.

01:16:22

It was the speeders.

01:16:22

That's right.

01:16:23

Yeah.

01:16:23

I am very helpful.

01:16:25

I better get the biggest, juiciest thing to kill.

01:16:28

I failed.

01:16:31

Mac looks pissed.

01:16:36

I have three advantages though.

01:16:42

Okay.

01:16:42

Okay.

01:16:42

What are the advantages?

01:16:43

I couldn't heal.

01:16:47

I couldn't heal his critical, but I was able to heal.

01:16:50

Two wounds.

01:16:53

I think I, how many wounds did I have?

01:16:57

I think I had eight damage.

01:16:59

You did.

01:17:00

Seven.

01:17:00

I thought you said.

01:17:01

Bye.

01:17:07

How about this?

01:17:08

I will let you have a health per advantage in exchange for one light side point.

01:17:14

Who, for me or from him?

01:17:17

I mean, you guys are sharing light side points.

01:17:20

Because that, that's, that's off.

01:17:24

That, that's a lot.

01:17:25

Well, that's why I just said two.

01:17:28

I mean, yeah, but you did fail the check.

01:17:30

Yeah.

01:17:32

Well, yeah, but I failed it for critical.

01:17:35

You're right.

01:17:36

So it should make you succeed at something else.

01:17:38

Exactly.

01:17:40

No, I don't think so.

01:17:42

No, I don't think you should spend the light side point here.

01:17:45

I won't fight it for the light side point.

01:17:47

I'm dying on the table here.

01:17:51

This is a crime.

01:17:52

You're fine.

01:17:52

I'm just thinking you're going to need a light side point for the race.

01:17:56

I don't think so.

01:17:58

I've seen you pilot, man.

01:18:02

I don't think so.

01:18:03

I want to save it for the race.

01:18:05

You've never seen me race.

01:18:06

That's also true.

01:18:09

You've seen me pilot.

01:18:09

You've never seen me race.

01:18:11

And especially now that I'm used to the helmet.

01:18:18

No, I don't think you're going to be any better with the critical.

01:18:22

I don't think I'm going to be any better either.

01:18:24

So why don't we just like, you know, magic this shit out of me?

01:18:30

So the critical is compromised, which is increased difficulty of all skill checks by one until the end of the encounter.

01:18:38

It is the end of the encounter.

01:18:39

So you will not be adding the difficulty.

01:18:44

What will happen is if he does get an injury that results in a critical, you get another critical, which is like, I believe it's a plus 10.

01:18:54

You automatically add 10 to that roll.

01:18:56

My God.

01:18:59

All right.

01:19:01

I mean, if you don't think you're going to need to turn the race.

01:19:03

You will still have the critical, but you will gain some wounds.

01:19:07

I mean, lose some wounds.

01:19:10

I mean, let's be honest.

01:19:13

I wasn't going to use the light side point during the race anyway until you just told me.

01:19:17

Well, I was going to like suggest it for the conflict.

01:19:21

I mean, he's going to.

01:19:22

Hey, there's a shortcut coming up over here.

01:19:25

Shortcut on a racetrack.

01:19:29

With everybody watching.

01:19:32

Isn't there a shortcut in the pod racing there?

01:19:34

Like a like a like a crash team racing where it's just a fucking or or a hey, watch out on your right side coming up.

01:19:42

There's a bomb that's ready to blow up if you drive over it.

01:19:45

What kind of racing is this?

01:19:47

Oh, it's dangerous.

01:19:48

Did you not?

01:19:49

Yeah.

01:19:49

Did you not see the last race?

01:19:51

Oh, no, you didn't because you couldn't see through your helmet.

01:19:54

That's the advantage.

01:19:56

They'll never see it coming.

01:20:00

I don't if I can't see that word.

01:20:03

I don't think you know what I mean.

01:20:04

What?

01:20:05

I can't see them, but they can see me.

01:20:09

Check.

01:20:10

I can't.

01:20:11

If I can't see it, it's not illegal.

01:20:13

All right.

01:20:13

All right.

01:20:14

So.

01:20:14

What do you want to do?

01:20:17

If you want to if you don't want to save the light side point, I'll do it.

01:20:20

But I sounds like if I get hurt, I'm going to be pretty.

01:20:22

I'm going to be pretty crit.

01:20:24

All right.

01:20:25

Let's just use it.

01:20:26

All right.

01:20:26

How do I do that?

01:20:28

I'll just flip it.

01:20:29

Flip it.

01:20:30

I flipped it.

01:20:31

Flipped it.

01:20:32

So now you take away three wounds.

01:20:35

So now I'm done to five damage.

01:20:38

Whatever eight minus three is.

01:20:40

You're the dealer here.

01:20:42

Yes, I add.

01:20:45

I don't subtract.

01:20:46

House never loses.

01:20:49

I just add.

01:20:52

I never subtract.

01:20:53

What a stipulation.

01:20:55

And that's not true.

01:20:58

Sometimes I do.

01:20:59

I just thought about that.

01:21:05

All right.

01:21:06

You guys are going to mosey down to the the racetrack.

01:21:09

Then let's say it's.

01:21:10

Do I have the path of coins on here?

01:21:13

I thought I put it up on here.

01:21:15

You've you've had it before.

01:21:17

Yeah.

01:21:26

No, I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:27

I don't.

01:21:28

I don't have the street on here, I guess.

01:21:30

Just the racetrack.

01:21:32

Rack track.

01:21:34

Da da da da da.

01:21:36

Rack track.

01:21:39

Oh, boy.

01:21:40

Oh, boy.

01:21:40

Let's get rid of this grid.

01:21:42

It makes it.

01:21:42

All right.

01:21:43

See, see.

01:21:43

Very terrible things.

01:21:44

Oh, yeah.

01:21:46

I did kill that guard.

01:21:47

All right.

01:21:48

I should have cleaned this off.

01:21:49

I should probably disguise myself.

01:21:52

I don't need to this.

01:21:54

Just do what they all do.

01:21:57

Just put a hood up.

01:21:59

I'll wear a blank black baseball hat.

01:22:04

And some sunglasses?

01:22:06

Some sunglasses.

01:22:07

Okay.

01:22:08

No one will know I'm the one that saves the world.

01:22:11

So let's see if I can get you your vehicle.

01:22:24

Okay.

01:22:25

There's your vehicle here.

01:22:28

Maybe I'll just change the face to Mac, huh?

01:22:32

I don't see the vehicle.

01:22:35

You don't see it?

01:22:36

It's got the face.

01:22:37

It's got a hooded face on it.

01:22:39

Oh, okay.

01:22:40

I see five of those.

01:22:43

I'm going to change this one.

01:22:46

I'm going to just change it to Mac.

01:22:47

Okay.

01:22:49

Oh, it's going to be in PC.

01:22:54

I don't know where any of this is.

01:23:00

What is going on here?

01:23:02

Where am I?

01:23:04

What game are we playing?

01:23:08

Where am I?

01:23:11

Oh, this is the old Mac photo.

01:23:18

Oh, this is the old Mac photo.

01:23:19

Yeah.

01:23:19

Yeah.

01:23:24

We'll just call it that photo patch.

01:23:26

And it did not change.

01:23:29

Great.

01:23:30

What is that?

01:23:38

Is that somebody playing slot machines?

01:23:41

It's not me.

01:23:42

Where do you really play?

01:23:45

It's a kalimba.

01:23:46

All right.

01:23:50

And these are going away.

01:23:51

See you later.

01:23:52

Someone playing slot machines.

01:23:54

That's what it sounded like.

01:23:56

I assumed it was Andy.

01:23:57

That's why I raised both hands.

01:24:01

It wasn't me.

01:24:01

Hey, wait.

01:24:04

What does that mean?

01:24:06

That you're a degenerate.

01:24:07

Oh.

01:24:10

He's got my...

01:24:11

I mean, you're not wrong, but...

01:24:13

It hurts to hear out loud.

01:24:15

Okay.

01:24:16

On Discord.

01:24:17

Speed.

01:24:19

I'm so glad that that was recorded in the podcast.

01:24:22

That you're a degenerate?

01:24:25

Yeah.

01:24:29

I guess I'll add some of these.

01:24:31

I don't even know what these bikes are.

01:24:32

So hopefully this doesn't break the game.

01:24:35

Break the game.

01:24:40

Break the game.

01:24:42

Maybe should not have made this an eight-person race.

01:24:45

Yeah.

01:24:48

I was hoping it would be nine.

01:24:49

All right.

01:24:51

Yeah, I know.

01:24:52

But that would have been too many people.

01:24:54

All right.

01:24:57

So it's going to go in the crowd.

01:25:00

Okay.

01:25:01

So what do you guys...

01:25:03

So you guys go down there, and it's raucous, because this is the big race tonight.

01:25:06

There's a big race probably once a week.

01:25:08

And you guys are finally here for it.

01:25:12

I mean, you guys have finally made your way down for it.

01:25:14

What...

01:25:16

You know, it's crazy.

01:25:20

It's bigger than what you saw last time.

01:25:22

You know, I think last time we said it was about 100 people.

01:25:26

It's easily double or triple that.

01:25:28

And you guys are...

01:25:29

Everybody is just packed in there.

01:25:32

Mac, you put your helmet on, and you walk down.

01:25:36

Yeah, just like that.

01:25:37

And you've got your racing...

01:25:40

You had a racing outfit in the Kahuna Wave.

01:25:43

Yeah, it's got gloves on it, and gloves on it.

01:25:47

It's also...

01:25:47

It's not a buster, but it does have, like, shoulder pads.

01:25:51

Okay.

01:25:52

Like cauldrons.

01:25:55

Aldrin?

01:25:56

Buzz Aldrin?

01:25:57

Aldrin.

01:25:57

No, pauldrons.

01:25:59

You mean Pollard?

01:26:00

No.

01:26:02

Pauldrons.

01:26:03

Who is that?

01:26:04

Who the hell is that?

01:26:04

Like, on armor, it's the shoulder pieces.

01:26:07

Okay.

01:26:08

No one knows that.

01:26:09

I know that.

01:26:11

Yeah.

01:26:12

Because you're a degenerate.

01:26:14

Because you're a degenerate.

01:26:17

Oh.

01:26:18

Third time on the podcast, I've been called a degenerate.

01:26:22

Well, you know.

01:26:24

I'm waiting for the rest of that sentence, boo.

01:26:29

Well, you know.

01:26:31

Give me something that makes me feel good.

01:26:33

You know, you gamble with your armors, you know.

01:26:36

Stop it.

01:26:37

That's a bad hope.

01:26:42

Okay.

01:26:42

That's bad.

01:26:43

And you ride your bike in through the, you see the signs, like racers only, and you ride

01:26:54

out into there, and you line up on, you know, up onto the line, and you see all these racers.

01:27:00

You don't recognize any of them, but, you know, they're bad dudes.

01:27:05

Sorry, do you hear me?

01:27:07

Sorry, do you hear me?

01:27:10

Who is this?

01:27:11

This is Max Saints.

01:27:13

This is Darren Macklin.

01:27:15

Sorry, I had to figure out what I was saying this time.

01:27:18

Max Saint, Darren Macklin.

01:27:20

Wouldn't your name in this be Pash McKenzie?

01:27:24

No, not this time.

01:27:25

Maybe next time.

01:27:26

Are you sure?

01:27:27

Because they booked it under Pash McKenzie.

01:27:30

Why?

01:27:30

Don't ever.

01:27:31

Get that off.

01:27:33

You put it under Darren Macklin.

01:27:34

You don't know what you're doing.

01:27:35

I didn't put it in there.

01:27:35

Your buddy put it in there.

01:27:37

Oh, my.

01:27:38

Your buddy got you the ticket.

01:27:40

So, he probably put it under Pash McKenzie.

01:27:44

And as he says it, you look up at the scoreboard, the leaderboard, like the big video board,

01:27:49

and it says in big, bright letters, Pash McKenzie.

01:27:52

This is not good.

01:27:54

This is not good.

01:27:56

This is not.

01:27:57

This is.

01:27:57

Oh, my God.

01:27:58

Don't blame me for this.

01:27:59

I'm not blaming anybody.

01:28:01

Why is this not good?

01:28:01

You have no idea.

01:28:03

Do you have enemies?

01:28:03

You have no idea what's happening.

01:28:07

Well, this is not good.

01:28:08

This is not.

01:28:09

I've got to.

01:28:09

Okay.

01:28:10

All right.

01:28:10

Listen.

01:28:10

We've got to win this race and get the fuck out of here.

01:28:13

You've got to help me out.

01:28:14

These other guys look like they're bad dudes.

01:28:15

Let Shutterpool Malone.

01:28:16

I'll knock her ass out with my racing skills.

01:28:19

But you've got to do something to help me out out here.

01:28:21

Well, I rigged her bike.

01:28:23

You rigged her bike with what?

01:28:25

My hands.

01:28:28

To blow up?

01:28:29

No.

01:28:31

All right.

01:28:32

Good.

01:28:32

Okay.

01:28:34

What about the rest of them?

01:28:36

Well, that's for you.

01:28:38

The thing is, Flutterplume can't win.

01:28:40

So, do you think these other people are going to be out for murder against you during the race?

01:28:47

I don't know.

01:28:48

They look like bad dudes.

01:28:49

Because if that's so, then I'm going to bet on you to lose.

01:28:52

Oh, my God.

01:28:54

Wait.

01:28:55

Why is he even racing, then?

01:28:56

I don't know.

01:28:59

Where's my car?

01:29:00

I don't know.

01:29:04

What?

01:29:05

He wanted to race.

01:29:08

I rigged her bike to lose.

01:29:10

Well, I mean, you did attempt something on there.

01:29:15

I don't remember exactly what happened.

01:29:19

I was able to rig it.

01:29:21

Yeah.

01:29:22

I thought you just snuck in there, and then you found the picture.

01:29:25

No.

01:29:26

I was able to do something to the bike.

01:29:28

What was it?

01:29:29

Was it going to make it slow down or take off the brakes or something?

01:29:32

I don't remember.

01:29:33

No.

01:29:33

Honestly, I think it was to rig it to explode when it gets to a certain temperature.

01:29:38

Yeah.

01:29:39

That sounds right.

01:29:40

Oh, my God.

01:29:42

All right.

01:29:44

All right.

01:29:47

So, then we just got to make sure Shutterplum doesn't get to that speed.

01:29:51

And if she does, I don't want her to die.

01:29:54

No one has to die for this.

01:29:56

We don't know if she's going to die.

01:29:57

You said you rigged it to her.

01:29:59

Well, I'm completing the contract here.

01:30:03

All right.

01:30:03

I'm not going to let someone die over this.

01:30:06

My name's on the board over this.

01:30:10

Well, yeah.

01:30:11

I guess we don't.

01:30:13

We don't.

01:30:13

Tension.

01:30:16

Tension has been added.

01:30:17

I'm sure the Game Master will figure it out.

01:30:24

All right.

01:30:27

I want to place a bet, then.

01:30:28

Okay.

01:30:30

What are the odds on Pash McKenzie?

01:30:33

I go to, like, one of the little bots that are taking bets.

01:30:36

Pash McKenzie is, he's the long shot in the race.

01:30:46

But they're still bunched together.

01:30:49

The odds are four to one against to win.

01:30:52

Four to one, you said?

01:30:55

Yeah.

01:30:55

All right.

01:30:57

I'm going to put a $250 bet on it.

01:30:59

Okay.

01:31:00

I need to write that down.

01:31:02

On who?

01:31:03

Pash McKenzie.

01:31:05

To win?

01:31:06

Is there a to place?

01:31:09

No.

01:31:11

I'm not going to get that in depth.

01:31:13

Then I guess, yes, to win.

01:31:15

I thought you were going to bet against him.

01:31:18

No, actually, is there, can I put a bet on Flutterplume to not win?

01:31:21

Um.

01:31:23

Yes.

01:31:27

Uh, that is three to one.

01:31:32

All right.

01:31:34

Then 300, that Flutterplume won't win.

01:31:38

All right.

01:31:40

Take that out of your inventory, then.

01:31:43

Yep.

01:31:44

Yep.

01:31:44

Yep.

01:31:44

All right.

01:32:01

Um.

01:32:03

I do not think we're going to have enough time to finish this race.

01:32:08

Um.

01:32:11

You're scared.

01:32:12

I am scared.

01:32:14

Uh.

01:32:16

I kind of don't want to leave it on this cliffhanger, though.

01:32:19

Bye.

01:32:20

Bye.

01:32:21

Bye.

01:32:21

Bye.

01:32:22

Bye.

01:32:23

Bye.

01:32:25

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