- Crew of the Kahuna

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Now that's a fire, listen sir, knock you in your head with my stick, with my stick.

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You're gonna have a mark from my stick, from my stick, my stick, my stick, my stick is better than bacon.

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You can't touch my stick, I don't want a mark from my stick, yeah, you are my stick.

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Don't you go go look with my stick, look at my stick.

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Clones a-poppin'.

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The crew have found themselves somewhat ingratiated with a group of has-been clone troopers they found in Blackwind Crater.

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Although Ghost was dismayed that the group does odd jobs for the Radarian chain,

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the crew has agreed to help the geriatric soldiers with their tailio problem

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in the hopes that they have some plot-important information.

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Let's hope it doesn't lead to another dead-end retention pond.

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All right, questions before we get started about where we left off last week?

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You're gonna kill a bunch of monkeys.

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Yes, you did agree to kill some monkeys for the clones.

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This is the new high point in my career.

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Hunting monkeys?

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For some geriatric clones.

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Excuse me.

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All right.

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Let's roll for...

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Destiny?

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Hey, it looks almost balanced.

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It's a perfect balance.

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Has that ever happened?

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Not frequently.

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No, that's not where I wanted to take us.

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Look away!

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You don't want to be in the tailio's test?

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Look away!

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All right.

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Oh, did they ever heal us?

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So, at the very end of the episode...

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Sarn, you were going on and on.

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And, yes, they stabbed you with a stimpak that put you out.

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Did you say something?

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So, you are unconscious.

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But I did get healed.

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You took...

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You took...

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Yeah.

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So, where are you at now?

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I don't remember if we...

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Apparently, zero.

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Okay, so this.

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You were here.

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Okay.

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We can be heroes!

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Just for today.

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All right.

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All right.

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I...

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Get the mood going.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I think at the end...

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Um...

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The clone said that they were going to wait till dusk...

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To...

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Um...

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Go after these monkeys.

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Is that a picture of Clone Trooper 99?

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Uh...

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It's not supposed to be any clone in particular.

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I did take them from the internet, and I did not know who they were.

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Oh, okay.

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So...

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They're not intentionally supposed to be other characters.

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I know.

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But...

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I do not know.

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I did not recognize.

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I'm just wondering if you knew what the picture was in.

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I did not.

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I did not recognize that.

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Because...

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Because 99 dies.

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Uh...

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Okay.

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Spoiler alert.

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Yeah.

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If you haven't seen it by now.

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That is not true for that in that case.

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There's like a hundred episodes.

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Exactly.

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I mean...

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You know, there's other...

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You can make that argument for Darth Vader.

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But...

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But...

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Okay.

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Well...

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Yes.

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I'll give you a couple minutes to yourselves until it's probably around dusk.

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Then we'll head off for the Talios nest.

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Alright, guys.

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Are you ready to get down to some monkey business?

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Seriously.

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This is monkey business.

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We're making money off of this by killing monkeys.

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I cannot believe this is happening.

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Are we making money?

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Are we making money?

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Uh...

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No.

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I did not say I would pay you.

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You agreed to help us with our monkey problem.

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And then we were going to help you with your butt radar problem.

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I thought it was like a quid pro quo kind of thing.

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Oh, I don't...

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I don't speak that language.

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But I meant it like more, uh...

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Scratch my back, then I'll scratch your back.

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You know.

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Hmm.

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What about a tip?

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I mean, we're this poor, poor, broke, orphaned, uh, crew of miscreants that could use any kind of money if you have it.

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Yeah, so could we.

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Alright, fuck you.

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Let's go.

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What?

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What, like in a wrestling contest?

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No, no.

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Let's, let's...

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I'm ready to kill some monkeys.

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Okay.

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I am very...

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I'm ready for this.

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I have been preparing for this in many ways for most of my life.

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Uh, you know, Donkey Kong, King Kong, um, really all the Kongs have been preparing me for this.

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I have fought one of these monkeys, and although I don't remember much of it, I seem to have gotten the best of it.

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Or Sergeant Blaster did.

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It, it was all over you.

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That was a fight I was really happy to see.

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So, we know that there, there is a nest up above, so, or not up above, around some ways, uh, and these damn monkeys, they keep eating our food, they throw coconuts at us, they're a real problem, and we need to get rid of them.

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Uh, all our previous attempts have failed, and we think perhaps if we put our heads together, we could come up with a plan to take them down.

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They live in trees.

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That's what we know so far.

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Hey, Ghost, doesn't your people live in trees?

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Yes.

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Can you give us some perspective here?

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We are not monkeys.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Right.

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Yes.

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I like where your head is at right now.

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Uh, not a monkey.

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The trees we live in are very different from these.

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They are massive.

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I was hoping-

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I was hoping-

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And one can support an entire village.

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Interesting.

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I was hoping you'd have more useful information.

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I mean, they don't look anything like Kashuk, right?

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Uh, no.

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I don't know.

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There are in trees.

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Well, I, I probably have been there.

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Uh, I don't quite remember it.

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All you guys go to the general.

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Out of, out of character.

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Go to the general.

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There's a picture of a Kashuk tree village.

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They're like, massive, massive.

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Oh.

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Well.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Um.

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They're green.

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They're big.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Clone trooper.

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Clone trooper.

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I think you would do well to remember that I don't like you.

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That's right.

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You did agree not to rip my arms off.

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I would like to remind you of that.

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I can rescind that agreement at any time.

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Heh.

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Heh.

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Yeah.

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I think you should rip his arms off.

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That was, uh, one of the other, one of the other clone troopers, uh, did pipe in and say,

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well, I, yeah, I think it'd be easier to, uh, to handle if he didn't have any arms.

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Shut up over that.

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Is Sarn still passed out?

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Yeah.

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Sarn has passed out, which is quite nice.

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It's been quiet.

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This is not lively enough.

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I walk over.

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We're, how is Sarn being, are we moving?

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I don't even know what's going on right now.

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I thought, are we like moving towards the, the monkey's home or are we just, not yet?

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We're just hanging out on camp.

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Yeah.

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We're just hanging out on camp for right now.

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You're, you're waiting to get into the right, to the golden hour, uh, for monkey.

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I go over to Sarn and start lightly slapping him on the face.

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Don't you gender him?

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Can't, can't hear that.

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Oh, that's right.

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I start, I start lightly slapping them on the face.

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Sarn, wake up.

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All right.

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Wake up, Sarn.

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Sarn groggily opens Sarn's eyes.

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So cumbersome.

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What, what do you want?

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Wake up, buddy.

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Having a nice healing nap.

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Well, now we're having a nice, uh, monkey killing.

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Monkey killer.

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Let's go.

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I told you.

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Oh, does anybody else need healing?

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Uh, yeah, I do.

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The, uh, come over by Dr. Oak.

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I will give you a bit of healing.

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Thank you.

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So what does he give me?

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A stim pack?

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How can you quantify healing?

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Uh, with no means.

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A bit of healing.

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I'll take, I'll take three things of healing.

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Three bits, please.

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So he injects you with a stim pack and then you pass out.

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What kind of stim packs are those, Doc?

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You guys are, how do you say it?

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A bit like babies.

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You pass out just from stim packs.

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I mean, these are pretty, pretty bitch and stim packs, but you know, we don't usually, I

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mean, we get a little like mellow, but we don't, uh, pass out.

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Hey, okay.

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You told me to pass out.

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I passed out.

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No, don't take it.

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Don't take it in.

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Whoa.

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You're back awake.

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Um, I'm just, how long is he going to be passed off for?

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Until Ghost probably slaps him or the Wookiee.

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I mean, he slapped you and you awakened.

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That's true.

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Um, all right.

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So what are we doing?

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You, Ghost, just leave him for now, please.

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So we're going monkey hunting or Talio hunting.

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Talio.

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I'm not really sure how to pronounce it.

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Oh, wait, like, like we're going hunting for primates?

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Yes.

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Like that, I imagine.

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Uh, they're in trees, uh, but they have a sort of fort thing, like, constructed and

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we can't get a good shot.

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So we're going to have to be creative to get them out of the trees, kill the king, the alpha,

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and...

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There's a king monkey?

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Well, uh, I don't know if he's...

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They're organized, they're organized, they're organized, they're organized like Rodian dogs,

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huh?

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With alphas and packs.

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Oh, so you know a bit about this.

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I know certainly about the concept of an alpha in a pack animal.

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Great.

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Ghost, if I give you a sonic grenade, can you climb up the tree and throw it?

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You have grenades?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, boy.

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You don't?

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Aren't you clone troopers?

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Uh, well, not currently.

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What did you do with them?

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Uh, we exploded them previously.

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On the monkeys?

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On stuff.

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What effect.

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What effect.

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Did you throw them in the water to fish?

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Uh, yes.

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And you know what?

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We ate good that day.

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That one day you used all of your grenades?

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Yeah.

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Grenades?

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We ate so many fish.

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Well, all right then.

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Yep.

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Uh, okay.

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So anyway, if I give you a grenade, Ghost, can you climb the tree up to their fort and

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toss it in to knock them out?

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Like, get them out of the...

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It would probably just destroy the fort.

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I can't imagine monkeys built anything that can withstand the detonation of a grenade.

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I'm fine with that, too.

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They've lived here for thousands of years.

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Well, they're definitely grenade proof.

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Did they go to engineering school?

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Yes.

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I mean...

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Good old monkey engineering tech?

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Right.

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Well, did they go to tech or the university?

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It's about 50-50, from what we can tell.

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From our studies.

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Well, uh, yes.

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The only problem is, um, judging by the height of these trees, I won't be able to climb by

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the time a grenade timer goes off.

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And also, I will need both my hands to climb, so I will not be able to prime the grenade.

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However, we might be...

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I might be able to climb up.

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You prime the grenade.

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Throw it to me, and I allure it into the fort.

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You know, that sounds like a good plan, except for I know how my rolls are.

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And it will explode on you.

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What's a roll?

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Of luck.

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What's luck?

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Uh, mostly bad.

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Oh.

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I see.

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Well, I think that would be the only way we could attempt such a maneuver.

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If you have a different idea, if you have a different idea, that would be fine.

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I like the idea of getting to smoke them all somehow.

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Uh, these trees are awfully big.

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I don't know if we can take them down with just one grenade.

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Uh, I think the alley-oop idea would require more...

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Some rolls, which...

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What's a roll?

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It's, uh, like a luck.

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First of all, outside of character.

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I understand it's gonna take some rolls.

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Of course it's gonna take some rolls.

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Well, everything is going to take rolls.

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Right, obviously.

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It doesn't need to be stated.

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No, I think it needs to be stated in character.

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Because that makes lots of sense.

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Great.

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Let's just all break the fourth wall.

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All right.

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All right.

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Your mate...

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Your mate here...

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I think I'm gonna wake him up somehow.

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And he starts slapping on him.

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He starts slapping on him.

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That's not like...

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I...

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Someone said they got cinnamon rolls?

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No.

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No.

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I don't have cinnamon rolls.

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Who's got rolls?

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I mean...

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I've got...

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Like...

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Rolls...

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In...

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Egg rolls?

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No.

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That was a pretty good stem pack you got there, bud.

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Yeah.

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You really, uh...

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Yeah.

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You seem to enjoy them.

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Yeah.

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Can I have a couple for...

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In the case of...

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The monkey fight we could hurt?

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No, no, no.

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Much too good for Sarn.

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All right.

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Send...

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You go to sleep and you heal.

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I get the stem packs.

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All right.

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All right, troops.

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Let's get going.

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All right.

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Let me go to sleep.

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Go to sleep.

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Doesn't need a stem pack.

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No.

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No good.

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Barbiturates.

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No good.

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Give the child barbiturates.

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Barbiturates.

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Am I healed then?

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Officially out of character?

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What?

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Not in character.

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Am I healed then?

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Officially 100%?

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Yeah.

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You're 100% healed.

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Okay.

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I'm just making sure I'm making note.

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not taking any damage.

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Yeah.

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That's usually reserved for Mac.

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What's that?

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One.

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Taking damage.

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Or not taking damage.

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Yeah.

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I'm pretty off.

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Mac does take damage.

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Yeah.

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He usually hides them.

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Emotional.

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He does a lot of hiding.

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Because you guys are mean.

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Bunch of bullies.

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Even God.

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Yeah.

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Especially God.

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Guys.

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I'm going to stay back here.

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I'm not sure how much use.

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This is Graf.

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I don't know how much use I'm going to be.

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Climbing trees.

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You know.

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And he takes his cane and clicks on his fake leg.

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Probably not going to be very much help.

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So I'm just going to stay here.

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And maybe drink a little bit.

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You think you could be more useful than that Graf?

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Come on.

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You're a good guy.

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Come on.

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I'm going to be more useful to myself.

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By drinking.

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Which I love to do.

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No.

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I think you should come with.

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I'm not going to.

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So.

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Hey.

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Graf.

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How's your.

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How's your throwing arm?

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Uh.

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It's not good.

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I'm old.

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But I want to drink.

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I'm not old.

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That doesn't mean anything.

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You're lighter than everyone else.

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Because you're missing a leg.

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I was wondering if you can climb on Ghost's back.

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You want to toss me up into the tree?

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Yeah.

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We definitely want the one legged geriatric clone trooper up in a tree.

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That's.

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This is a.

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Oh he's not a clone trooper.

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I'm not a clone trooper.

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I'm a former pirate.

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And you know that.

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I did know that.

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I forgot about that.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah.

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Well don't forget it again.

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Oh you're going to get this foot up your ass.

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And he.

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He clunks on his fake leg again.

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In a threatening manner.

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Threatening.

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Yeah.

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All right fine.

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Stay here.

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Jeez.

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And as you guys are.

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But don't expect any of the money.

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When we kill these monkeys.

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Uh.

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Okay.

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Again.

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I don't think they said anything about money.

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Don't tell Graf that.

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No.

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Graf was there the whole time.

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And I was the one saying that.

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Not.

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Not.

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Yet.

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But I'm going to be.

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Now get the hell out of here.

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Go.

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Leave me alone.

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All right.

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Oh.

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I guess.

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I guess.

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Mac will come with too.

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And.

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I guess Graf is staying by himself.

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Hey we tried.

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He seemed pretty determined not to go.

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He seemed pretty determined to get drunk.

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Yeah.

00:19:30

Yeah.

00:19:31

Well.

00:19:31

You know what.

00:19:33

It's hard to read that guy.

00:19:34

No.

00:19:36

He was very clear with what.

00:19:38

With what he wanted.

00:19:39

And how he was to get drunk.

00:19:41

Yeah.

00:19:42

But you know.

00:19:43

But on a more real level.

00:19:44

It's like.

00:19:45

He's like.

00:19:45

You know.

00:19:46

Can't tell.

00:19:46

He.

00:19:47

Can't tell if he's hot or cold.

00:19:48

He seems very hot right now.

00:19:51

All right.

00:19:54

So you guys start walking.

00:19:57

Uh.

00:19:58

It's going to be about.

00:19:59

10.

00:20:00

15.

00:20:01

20.

00:20:02

20.

00:20:02

Maybe 45 minutes.

00:20:04

Until we get over there.

00:20:05

I'm not really sure.

00:20:06

It depends on.

00:20:07

How good you guys are conversing.

00:20:09

Uh.

00:20:09

So.

00:20:11

Where.

00:20:12

Where are y'all from?

00:20:13

Ashik.

00:20:16

Oh right.

00:20:17

You mentioned that.

00:20:17

The tree planet.

00:20:18

Yes.

00:20:20

Well.

00:20:21

It was once.

00:20:23

It was once.

00:20:23

It was once a beautiful place.

00:20:26

Until the empire came.

00:20:27

And what did they do?

00:20:29

Did they cut your trees down?

00:20:32

Well.

00:20:32

Well.

00:20:32

You can't cut down the trees of Kashuk.

00:20:34

They're much too big.

00:20:35

But they burned the outside of them.

00:20:37

Destroyed our villages.

00:20:38

And took my people.

00:20:38

And enslaved them.

00:20:39

Sounds like a bad break.

00:20:42

Yeah.

00:20:44

Yes.

00:20:44

You might say that.

00:20:48

I mean.

00:20:48

I've kind of been.

00:20:50

In a way.

00:20:51

You know.

00:20:52

Like a slave my whole life.

00:20:54

I was born to kill.

00:20:55

I was born for dying.

00:20:58

Really.

00:20:58

Because once defended Kashuk.

00:21:02

Until Order 66.

00:21:04

And then what?

00:21:06

Did we burn it down?

00:21:07

Yes.

00:21:08

It was a crazy time.

00:21:10

I don't remember a lot about it.

00:21:11

I don't like to talk about it.

00:21:13

And I'm sorry if I enslaved you.

00:21:15

Nope.

00:21:19

You know.

00:21:20

Were you even on Kashuk?

00:21:24

Nope.

00:21:26

Nope.

00:21:28

Nope.

00:21:30

No.

00:21:33

I was not.

00:21:34

I've known.

00:21:34

I've known people who were there.

00:21:37

Right.

00:21:39

Not in character.

00:21:40

Who's this character?

00:21:41

Who are we talking to again?

00:21:42

I'm trying to make sure I keep track.

00:21:43

The leader of the clones.

00:21:44

I thought.

00:21:45

Yes.

00:21:45

Yeah.

00:21:46

That's what I was saying.

00:21:46

I've been trying to do.

00:21:48

His name is Zeke.

00:21:49

But.

00:21:49

Zeke.

00:21:50

You can call me Sarge.

00:21:51

Sarge.

00:21:53

All right.

00:21:54

Zeke.

00:21:54

I.

00:21:55

I insist you call me by my full title.

00:21:58

And not by my name.

00:21:59

And it's Sarge.

00:22:01

Dr. Sarge.

00:22:02

Dr. Sarge?

00:22:04

No.

00:22:05

I know.

00:22:05

I'm just screwing with you.

00:22:06

You don't have to call me doctor.

00:22:07

You're a PhD.

00:22:09

Oakback.

00:22:10

That is a doctor.

00:22:11

Yes.

00:22:12

I am.

00:22:13

I'm sorry again that I knocked you out.

00:22:16

When I gave you the Stimpak.

00:22:18

That's all right.

00:22:21

You got another one on you?

00:22:22

Uh.

00:22:23

Maybe.

00:22:24

But first you're going to have to get injured.

00:22:26

Which is going to require you to get out from behind that bush.

00:22:31

Uh.

00:22:31

This bush has been with me for quite some time since I landed on this planet.

00:22:35

And it's been very very successful in me hiding.

00:22:37

My stealth has been.

00:22:38

My stealth rolls have been very high.

00:22:40

What's a roll?

00:22:41

It's like a cinnamon bun.

00:22:43

And most of ours are bad.

00:22:46

A bad.

00:22:49

Nothing worse than a bad cinnamon roll.

00:22:51

You know.

00:22:51

No.

00:22:53

Exactly.

00:22:54

I mean.

00:22:55

What's cinnamon?

00:22:55

Well yes.

00:22:56

You're right.

00:22:57

I mostly ate hard tech.

00:22:58

Not a lot of cinnamon.

00:23:00

Wookiees don't eat cinnamon.

00:23:04

They don't.

00:23:05

They don't eat the finer spices.

00:23:06

Well it is made out of.

00:23:09

Bark.

00:23:10

So.

00:23:15

We forgot it is made out of bark.

00:23:17

So then.

00:23:18

Would.

00:23:18

Would.

00:23:18

Wookiees eat cinnamon.

00:23:19

Would they have a form of cinnamon?

00:23:21

Do they eat bark?

00:23:22

Do kids.

00:23:22

No.

00:23:23

Wookiees don't.

00:23:23

Do they.

00:23:24

You know what else is made out of trees?

00:23:26

Licorice.

00:23:27

No.

00:23:29

That's made out of roots.

00:23:30

Yeah.

00:23:31

But that's a part of a tree.

00:23:32

Not if it was part of a plant.

00:23:38

I mean.

00:23:39

Like a little bush.

00:23:40

Like that bush that Mac is holding.

00:23:43

Fine.

00:23:44

I was just trying to.

00:23:45

It's a licorice bush.

00:23:46

Okay.

00:23:49

So you guys start.

00:23:50

And.

00:23:51

As.

00:23:52

As you get closer.

00:23:54

Zeke sort of stands out in front of you.

00:23:56

And.

00:23:56

He kind of throws his hands up in.

00:23:59

In.

00:24:00

Like a commando.

00:24:01

And.

00:24:02

Holds you back.

00:24:03

And then makes some hand signals.

00:24:05

And all.

00:24:05

All of the other clones start crouching.

00:24:07

In the brush.

00:24:09

And then.

00:24:12

I start.

00:24:13

I stand up on my tippy toes.

00:24:15

And.

00:24:15

So.

00:24:15

So everyone is crouching.

00:24:17

Except you three.

00:24:17

Um.

00:24:18

Because you guys.

00:24:18

No.

00:24:18

No.

00:24:18

I'm crouching.

00:24:19

But I'm behind.

00:24:20

This is my bush right here.

00:24:21

Okay.

00:24:22

So you.

00:24:22

You are still behind.

00:24:24

Uh.

00:24:26

A bush.

00:24:26

A bush.

00:24:26

A bush.

00:24:27

A bush that you've carried.

00:24:28

Since you've gotten to this planet.

00:24:30

And.

00:24:32

He starts.

00:24:32

It's like.

00:24:34

Get down.

00:24:35

Now right over there.

00:24:37

Uh.

00:24:37

Is.

00:24:39

Where.

00:24:39

The monkeys.

00:24:40

The talos.

00:24:41

Come from.

00:24:42

As you can see.

00:24:45

They've built.

00:24:46

Quite a fortress.

00:24:47

Of logs.

00:24:48

Uh.

00:24:49

They are.

00:24:50

Impenetrable.

00:24:51

What?

00:24:53

It looks like you could easily walk around one of them.

00:24:56

Impenetrable.

00:24:59

There.

00:24:59

Oh my god.

00:25:00

Are you guys not able to walk in between things?

00:25:03

We are geriatric.

00:25:04

And these are quite sophisticated talos.

00:25:07

And you're going to have to use your imagination.

00:25:10

The logs are impenetrable.

00:25:13

How did the monkeys get inside then?

00:25:20

With.

00:25:21

Their climbing skills.

00:25:23

Which we don't have.

00:25:25

They just.

00:25:27

What?

00:25:27

They climb the walls?

00:25:29

And the trees.

00:25:30

I'm so lost.

00:25:32

I thought there were forts.

00:25:33

Forts have walls.

00:25:34

They're in the trees.

00:25:35

Oh.

00:25:37

They're in the trees already.

00:25:38

So.

00:25:39

Back over here.

00:25:41

By.

00:25:41

At the back of it.

00:25:43

They are protected by.

00:25:45

A swamp.

00:25:46

And they live high in trees.

00:25:49

It's their home base.

00:25:51

And in the front.

00:25:51

There is.

00:25:52

A makeshift sort of log.

00:25:54

Impenetrable.

00:25:58

Set of walls.

00:25:59

There's like some little.

00:26:02

Like log houses.

00:26:03

And then some fallen over trees.

00:26:05

Those are not houses.

00:26:05

Those are logs.

00:26:07

It's a wall.

00:26:09

It's just a bunch of stacked up logs.

00:26:11

In front of it.

00:26:13

Yes.

00:26:13

Oh.

00:26:15

Okay.

00:26:15

And we can't get over them before they attack us and throw COVID at us.

00:26:20

We can't walk around them?

00:26:22

No.

00:26:24

I don't know how much I have to say this.

00:26:26

No.

00:26:28

I don't understand.

00:26:29

I don't understand.

00:26:29

Clearly.

00:26:31

You don't understand.

00:26:32

I'm having a very hard time visualizing this.

00:26:36

I can't even believe I drew it out for you.

00:26:38

I thought it would make it easier.

00:26:39

It's just making it more frustrating.

00:26:43

Yeah.

00:26:44

That sounds like.

00:26:44

Well, you drew it as piles of logs that could be walked around.

00:26:49

But your words are a contradiction.

00:26:51

Next time you can draw the map.

00:26:54

I'm telling you.

00:26:56

We have to establish you two are not in character, for God's sakes.

00:26:59

Why don't we just go through the swamp?

00:27:03

You can try going through the swamp.

00:27:05

It's going to slow you down.

00:27:07

But then you're going to go through the swamp and then up the trees.

00:27:11

Yeah.

00:27:13

Okay.

00:27:15

We can try that.

00:27:16

Can we just climb the walk around the walls?

00:27:21

Yes.

00:27:24

It would be quite difficult.

00:27:25

But we have not been able to do so before we are jumped on by monkeys and

00:27:29

and spotted that quite vigorously.

00:27:31

They don't.

00:27:32

Will they.

00:27:32

I mean, if we're out in front, will they come out and attack us or

00:27:35

like, will they stay in there?

00:27:36

If they see us, I imagine they will come after us.

00:27:40

So then why do we even care about penetrating the fortress?

00:27:44

I say we blow up one of their flings with a stun grenade and shoot the

00:27:48

rest as they come out.

00:27:49

Well, like set it on fire.

00:27:52

Either that or blow it up with a stun grenade.

00:27:55

Yeah.

00:27:56

I'd like to.

00:27:57

So it's like piles of logs just in front.

00:27:59

So they're impenetrable.

00:28:01

Yes.

00:28:01

Okay.

00:28:02

I'm pretty sure our stun grenade should be able to blow one up or at least

00:28:06

on fire.

00:28:07

Depending on, yes, you could probably throw some type of grenade over the walls.

00:28:12

No, no, no.

00:28:14

I want to stealth, sneak up, put my grenade inside the middle of it.

00:28:20

Do you want my bush?

00:28:22

Set it on a timer and then, yes.

00:28:24

I will actually want your bush.

00:28:25

Yes.

00:28:26

Set the timer and then come back and watch it explode.

00:28:30

Okay.

00:28:32

You want to put it in the middle of the impenetrable wall?

00:28:35

Yeah.

00:28:36

Okay.

00:28:37

I mean, it's got to be, I mean, it can't be impenetrable to a stun grenade.

00:28:43

Is it a stun grenade, right?

00:28:44

I do have a regular grenade.

00:28:46

A regular grenade will probably be best.

00:28:49

Yeah, let's do that.

00:28:50

We're not trying to stun the wall.

00:28:52

You're correct.

00:28:55

Your logic is the sound.

00:28:56

Yeah, I have one regular grenade.

00:29:02

Okay.

00:29:03

We should be prepared that blowing the grenade in a hole in the wall will alert the

00:29:13

Talios to our presence.

00:29:15

Yes, that's kind of what I want.

00:29:18

You want them to know we're here.

00:29:21

Yes.

00:29:21

Well, then, you know, how about this?

00:29:23

Can we climb?

00:29:24

How about one of us?

00:29:26

How about, Sarn, you take the grenade in my bush and go over there, light one of their

00:29:31

structures on fire.

00:29:32

Meanwhile, the rest of us will climb up in these trees and hide and then we'll blast them.

00:29:38

From up high.

00:29:39

From high.

00:29:40

They will never see it coming.

00:29:42

They will not.

00:29:43

You know, because we're in their own territory.

00:29:45

So, after Sarn blows a hole in the wall, all the monkeys come out, attack Sarn, and then

00:29:52

we shoot them while they are pummeling the bejeebus out of the Twi'lek.

00:29:59

No, no, no.

00:29:59

The bush should be able to stealthily hide them.

00:30:01

I do like the idea of using the Twi'lek as a sort of bait.

00:30:06

See, this is why I wanted Graf to come along.

00:30:09

You were going to sacrifice him to the monkeys?

00:30:12

Yes.

00:30:14

Oh.

00:30:15

Yes.

00:30:16

Okay.

00:30:16

Okay.

00:30:17

I like this plan.

00:30:18

We, us clone troopers, we will hide in the bush.

00:30:26

The bush in the tree.

00:30:27

In the bush.

00:30:28

And then, Sarn, you will go using the stealth bush to plant a grenade to blow a hole.

00:30:42

Yes.

00:30:44

And then what?

00:30:45

Then we'll charge him?

00:30:46

Well, we'll wait for them to come charging out first.

00:30:51

To inspect the hole.

00:30:53

To see what happened.

00:30:56

Right.

00:30:57

We'll shoot a couple of them.

00:30:59

Dead.

00:31:00

And then we'll go charging them.

00:31:03

And then we'll kill the alpha.

00:31:04

Then we'll kill King, King Talio.

00:31:08

Okay.

00:31:09

Sounds good.

00:31:11

Ghost, what will you be doing?

00:31:13

I feel like we're under utilizing you.

00:31:15

You are a big galoot.

00:31:16

Actually, I'm not sure what weapons I have.

00:31:25

Let's see what you have.

00:31:27

Gear and equipment.

00:31:29

You have a vibro axe and a blasted pistol.

00:31:33

That sounds cool.

00:31:35

That sounds cool.

00:31:35

How come I didn't use the vibro axe against the first monkey?

00:31:40

That's a good question.

00:31:42

You didn't want to kill it.

00:31:44

You probably didn't want to kill them and you've had a change of heart.

00:31:48

And now you want them all dead.

00:31:51

I see.

00:31:52

Well, I suppose, maybe it would make more sense.

00:31:59

After Sarn blows a hole in the wall to have me standing here beneath the tree, which houses all of you with your blasters.

00:32:09

And they will see me when they come to inspect the hole and come running for the base of this tree, giving you all very good shots.

00:32:16

And then when some of them, the stragglers, do make it to the tree, I shall cut them down with my axe.

00:32:23

So you'll be a sort of diversion.

00:32:26

Bait, even.

00:32:27

Well, like we need...

00:32:29

Sarn doesn't really want to face them in melee.

00:32:30

He's not really outfitted for such.

00:32:33

No, no, no.

00:32:34

I'm going to set the grenade to go off in like three minutes.

00:32:38

Right.

00:32:38

I'm not going to like stand there while it blows up and have them charge at me.

00:32:42

Right.

00:32:42

So you can run back and get in the tree and then they can come charge at me.

00:32:46

Yes.

00:32:48

Okay.

00:32:48

All right.

00:32:52

All right, troops.

00:32:55

You heard the man and Wookiee and they were...

00:33:00

Let's go get in the tree.

00:33:02

And they sort of hop to.

00:33:06

Hop to.

00:33:08

And they make a cute sort of, you know, cheerleading pyramid and they jump into the trees.

00:33:17

They couldn't climb over this pile of logs, but they can climb a tree.

00:33:23

Wow.

00:33:24

This is real fun to be poking in the holes of this plot.

00:33:28

Do you want to kill the monkeys?

00:33:30

Or, you know.

00:33:32

All right.

00:33:33

We're going to put a thumbtack of that.

00:33:35

We're circling back on the way back.

00:33:37

Circling back on what?

00:33:38

To talk about this.

00:33:40

Actually, now that you mentioned it, we can't get in the tree.

00:33:42

So, no, we're not going to be able to be shooting from a more advantageous position.

00:33:47

Thank you for reminding us.

00:33:50

We will just be sitting here on the ground waiting for them to come to us.

00:33:54

Hide behind the tree trunks at least.

00:33:58

Okay.

00:33:59

We will hide behind the tree trunks and support you from...

00:34:04

And then when they come and approach me, and when they approach me, shoot them.

00:34:08

Okay.

00:34:10

Where will you be ghost?

00:34:13

Like, I assumed right here.

00:34:19

Okay.

00:34:19

And you're going to be making noise to attract them towards you.

00:34:23

I mean, I guess I assumed they had good sight, but yes, if I have to.

00:34:26

Right.

00:34:27

Okay.

00:34:28

It is bright white.

00:34:30

You will not be hiding.

00:34:31

And...

00:34:32

No, I'm standing with, like, an axe in my hands, like...

00:34:36

Like, bring it on.

00:34:37

Yeah, and I'll...

00:34:38

You know, I'm a Wookiee.

00:34:39

I can be loud.

00:34:40

Right.

00:34:42

And, Son, Mac, where will you be with your bush?

00:34:48

No, you won't have the bush.

00:34:49

Son will have the bush.

00:34:50

I'm already up in a tree.

00:34:52

All right.

00:34:53

So, you are up in a tree.

00:34:55

Yeah.

00:34:56

I'm already up in the tree right where I'm at, and that way we can kind of, like, I'm over

00:35:00

in the...

00:35:00

I'm over here in the right area.

00:35:02

Okay.

00:35:03

Aiming with my...

00:35:05

You know what's cool?

00:35:06

You never see it in the shows, but I'm actually using the scope.

00:35:09

Okay.

00:35:11

Great.

00:35:12

I'm glad we have the scope.

00:35:14

Sarn does have hunting goggles.

00:35:17

I will remind everyone.

00:35:18

Yes.

00:35:20

What do the hunting goggles do?

00:35:23

They make it easier to see things?

00:35:26

I think...

00:35:27

It grants a boost, I do something.

00:35:29

Probably to perception checks?

00:35:31

Yeah, that's why I got them.

00:35:33

It's because I need them.

00:35:34

Right.

00:35:35

And...

00:35:36

Oh, that's what I want to do.

00:35:40

I want to...

00:35:42

Can I look at the wall to see if there's a good place to put this?

00:35:46

Yeah.

00:35:48

Put the grenade?

00:35:50

I think that would be an average perception check.

00:35:52

If you succeed at that, you can have a boost for the...

00:35:56

Well, I don't know.

00:36:00

I don't know if I make you roll for the explosion.

00:36:02

Probably not for the explosion.

00:36:05

Check failed.

00:36:07

Failed.

00:36:07

Okay.

00:36:08

Oh, wait.

00:36:09

I didn't add my boost.

00:36:10

Roll one boost.

00:36:18

And check failed.

00:36:19

Okay.

00:36:20

But I don't have any dread spell.

00:36:22

Yes.

00:36:24

The advantage would cancel out the threat.

00:36:26

Yeah.

00:36:27

So...

00:36:27

Okay.

00:36:28

I perceive nothing.

00:36:30

You did not find a very...

00:36:32

You did not find an advantageous place to...

00:36:34

Place the grenade.

00:36:36

Okay.

00:36:38

All right.

00:36:39

I just sneak up to it.

00:36:41

Okay.

00:36:42

You will have to roll a stealth check as you get closer to the...

00:36:48

I'll say it's average as well.

00:36:52

Okay.

00:36:54

You...

00:36:55

Oh, and you...

00:36:56

What was the...

00:36:57

Oh, you already had the boost.

00:36:58

I was going to give you a boost for having the bush.

00:37:01

Oh, no, no.

00:37:03

I have one for my stalker.

00:37:04

Okay.

00:37:05

But also for the bush.

00:37:07

The bush is very...

00:37:07

And the bush, too.

00:37:07

Roll another...

00:37:09

Okay, so...

00:37:09

Roll another boost.

00:37:10

Okay.

00:37:10

You gain another advantage.

00:37:16

So you have two advantages.

00:37:17

Fair warning.

00:37:25

If you're going to set a timer for this, it's going to be...

00:37:28

It's going to be a check for that.

00:37:30

Not like a basic function of the grenade.

00:37:33

No.

00:37:35

It would be rigging it up.

00:37:36

I don't think a timer is a basic function of the grenade.

00:37:40

They have...

00:37:40

I know on the sun grenades they do.

00:37:42

I thought like...

00:37:45

What do you call them?

00:37:46

Those detonator things that are in Star Wars?

00:37:47

You can like turn the top.

00:37:48

Okay.

00:37:50

Then it doesn't matter.

00:37:52

You can just do it.

00:37:53

Yeah.

00:37:54

So I just want to set it for three minutes.

00:37:55

My advantages are I ended up finding like the perfect little nook inside the wall.

00:38:00

Okay.

00:38:01

To place it.

00:38:03

So I set it for three minutes and then I...

00:38:05

I don't know.

00:38:07

Should I run back?

00:38:08

Yeah, I run back.

00:38:09

Okay.

00:38:10

And...

00:38:15

You know what?

00:38:17

I'm just going to stand next to Ghost.

00:38:18

Okay.

00:38:19

With my...

00:38:21

My blaster rifle out.

00:38:23

I have to step behind me.

00:38:25

I don't want to hit you with my axe.

00:38:27

Well, I don't want to hit you with my gun.

00:38:31

It's generally a more precision instrument, but okay.

00:38:36

I'll stand over here.

00:38:38

Actually, I'll stand on the other side.

00:38:39

Oh, wait.

00:38:40

Before I run back, before I run all the way back, I take the bush and I shove it into the

00:38:45

hole too.

00:38:46

Hey, Lee.

00:38:47

What are you doing with my bush?

00:38:49

So you run back and having left a grenade and a bush.

00:38:53

Yeah.

00:38:54

Okay.

00:38:56

A burden hand is worth two in the bush.

00:39:00

That's what Ozzy Osborne says.

00:39:02

A burden hand is worth a grenade in the bush, apparently.

00:39:06

Okay.

00:39:06

So, three minutes.

00:39:09

You guys are just waiting around, looking at each other for three minutes.

00:39:12

Yes.

00:39:15

Okay.

00:39:15

I cock and load my rifle.

00:39:23

Like, again and again.

00:39:28

Yeah.

00:39:36

I'm going to go back.

00:39:36

I'm going to go back.

00:39:36

I'm going to go back.

00:39:37

I'm going to go back.

00:39:39

Look over at the clones.

00:39:43

Is this Donkey Kong?

00:39:43

It is.

00:39:47

It's the vulture level.

00:39:52

All right.

00:39:52

Oh, now I'm into it.

00:39:53

Okay.

00:39:55

It explodes.

00:39:58

And out come running two of these monkeys.

00:40:04

And they are gigantic monkeys.

00:40:06

Much bigger than you even remember.

00:40:09

Although it has not been that long.

00:40:12

And they, after the explosion, they run through the hole.

00:40:16

Come out.

00:40:17

Give out some monkey primal rage.

00:40:21

And looking for where the explosion came from.

00:40:25

They see Ghost just standing there.

00:40:29

Like hunched forward.

00:40:33

Axe in one hand.

00:40:34

Blaster pistol in the other hand.

00:40:36

Full on Wookiee roaring.

00:40:38

Which I'm not going to try.

00:40:39

Attempt in the house right now.

00:40:41

Okay.

00:40:41

Okay.

00:40:47

I think I heard it.

00:40:48

Yeah.

00:40:49

I'm a little louder.

00:40:50

More agrocious than that.

00:40:51

But you get the idea.

00:40:52

Okay.

00:40:55

And they start charging directly at you.

00:40:58

I will give one PC slot before we roll for initiative.

00:41:04

Who would like to take it?

00:41:06

Or would you like the clones to take it?

00:41:07

Sorry.

00:41:08

Blast one of them.

00:41:12

Okay.

00:41:12

So wait.

00:41:13

We don't get a chance to shoot at them?

00:41:14

I just said.

00:41:15

We don't start combat with them?

00:41:17

Oh.

00:41:17

Shouldn't we all?

00:41:19

Okay.

00:41:20

Or should they just start at long range.

00:41:22

And then we can all roll for initiative?

00:41:23

Okay.

00:41:24

If everybody gets a shot.

00:41:25

At that one free shot at them.

00:41:26

Then.

00:41:27

It may be a very quick battle.

00:41:29

Right.

00:41:30

No.

00:41:30

That's what I'm saying.

00:41:31

Like if we just.

00:41:31

If they start at long range.

00:41:33

And then we just roll for initiative normally.

00:41:34

Then that at least leads it up to chance.

00:41:36

But however you want to handle it.

00:41:37

It's fine.

00:41:37

Okay.

00:41:38

I thought that.

00:41:39

You guys may like to have.

00:41:41

Because you always ask.

00:41:42

Can we shoot before we roll for initiative?

00:41:44

Yes.

00:41:44

And so I decided to say.

00:41:47

Let's shoot before we roll for initiative.

00:41:49

And then you said.

00:41:50

Well.

00:41:50

Can we roll for initiative first?

00:41:51

Okay.

00:41:53

Um.

00:41:54

I.

00:41:55

I.

00:41:55

I.

00:41:55

Take.

00:41:56

Take an aim too.

00:41:57

You.

00:41:59

Okay.

00:42:00

So as they.

00:42:01

Did you.

00:42:01

Did you.

00:42:01

Did you.

00:42:02

Did you.

00:42:02

Oh.

00:42:02

Wait.

00:42:04

Okay.

00:42:07

So.

00:42:08

Uh.

00:42:09

You aimed as they were running towards you.

00:42:10

Uh.

00:42:11

You took aim at one.

00:42:12

And shot.

00:42:13

Uh.

00:42:14

At.

00:42:15

Probably.

00:42:15

Like I'm guessing the front most monkey.

00:42:17

Yeah.

00:42:18

Okay.

00:42:20

And.

00:42:21

Shoot monkeys.

00:42:22

Uh.

00:42:24

Doing.

00:42:26

13 damage.

00:42:27

13 damage.

00:42:28

Okay.

00:42:37

Doing some damage.

00:42:38

But.

00:42:38

And so.

00:42:39

He takes a step back.

00:42:40

Um.

00:42:41

You blast him pretty good.

00:42:42

And he.

00:42:43

Keeps charging towards you.

00:42:47

And now.

00:42:48

These guys seem pretty tough.

00:42:49

Uh.

00:42:50

Now I.

00:42:52

We can.

00:42:53

Roll for initiative.

00:42:54

Doing for initiative.

00:43:00

Alright.

00:43:04

Cool.

00:43:05

Yes.

00:43:07

Oh.

00:43:08

Yeah.

00:43:09

Yeah.

00:43:09

Oh boy.

00:43:22

That's how you spell Talio.

00:43:23

I don't.

00:43:25

It can't even pronounce Talio.

00:43:27

I don't know.

00:43:28

No.

00:43:28

Clearly not.

00:43:29

Talio.

00:43:30

Talio.

00:43:30

Talio.

00:43:31

Yeah.

00:43:32

Like.

00:43:32

Talio.

00:43:33

Saylo.

00:43:33

Talio.

00:43:34

Talio.

00:43:34

Either of those.

00:43:38

Or like.

00:43:39

Silo.

00:43:39

Saylo though.

00:43:40

It's.

00:43:41

It's kind of.

00:43:41

Greek spelling.

00:43:42

When I looked at.

00:43:43

Wikipedia.

00:43:44

I think they're only from this game.

00:43:46

So.

00:43:46

Oh.

00:43:47

Okay.

00:43:49

Gotcha.

00:43:49

Um.

00:43:50

Now I think.

00:43:52

It would probably be a good.

00:43:53

Time to break.

00:43:54

Before we.

00:43:55

Battle these monkeys.

00:43:56

How many are there?

00:43:57

Are there only two?

00:43:58

Well there's only two.

00:43:59

That ran out.

00:44:00

Oh.

00:44:01

How many.

00:44:02

Oh.

00:44:03

Wait.

00:44:03

Never mind.

00:44:04

Can we.

00:44:05

Can we.

00:44:05

Do a little retcon.

00:44:06

And pretend.

00:44:07

We asked the clone troopers.

00:44:08

How many they thought there were.

00:44:09

Um.

00:44:12

They don't.

00:44:13

We.

00:44:15

They don't have an idea.

00:44:16

Uh.

00:44:17

Okay.

00:44:17

So.

00:44:18

They know that there's an alpha there.

00:44:20

They know there's probably at least.

00:44:22

Um.

00:44:23

Six.

00:44:24

That live in.

00:44:25

The pride.

00:44:26

It's.

00:44:29

Okay.

00:44:30

Cool.

00:44:31

It's better than like 20.

00:44:32

Yes.

00:44:36

It is.

00:44:37

It is.

00:44:37

However.

00:44:37

Oh.

00:44:38

You guys did kill one.

00:44:39

Didn't you?

00:44:39

I was going to say you guys have not killed one yet.

00:44:43

But.

00:44:43

But.

00:44:43

You did kill one.

00:44:44

Yeah.

00:44:45

We killed one.

00:44:46

And threw the unconscious corpse of another.

00:44:49

Or.

00:44:49

Body.

00:44:50

Well.

00:44:50

It was stunned.

00:44:51

Yeah.

00:44:52

We don't.

00:44:53

We never killed one.

00:44:54

We just threw.

00:44:54

No.

00:44:55

I killed one.

00:44:55

You.

00:44:56

Yeah.

00:44:56

Sarn did kill one.

00:44:57

Wow.

00:44:58

And then another one got killed by the clones from Long Range.

00:45:01

Yeah.

00:45:01

Oh.

00:45:02

Okay.

00:45:02

If it turns out that the one that you threw.

00:45:04

Ghost.

00:45:06

Is the alpha.

00:45:08

I'm going to be kind of mad.

00:45:09

The fact that you just said that means that it will now turn out to be true.

00:45:14

Knowing.

00:45:16

Knowing.

00:45:16

Knowing God as I do.

00:45:18

Right.

00:45:19

He's vengeful.

00:45:20

Kind of a dick.

00:45:23

I don't know if I'd say that.

00:45:25

I think he's pretty cool.

00:45:26

No.

00:45:29

Mostly a dick.

00:45:30

Okay.

00:45:30

I'm going to go fill my drink.

00:45:33

All right.

00:45:34

All right.

00:45:35

All right.

00:45:35

All right.

00:45:55

Thank you.

00:47:55

Thank you.

00:47:57

I thought I was going to...

00:47:59

I thought...

00:47:59

I didn't know...

00:48:00

For some reason, I thought you guys weren't going to take a break.

00:48:03

No.

00:48:05

Or get refills or whatever.

00:48:07

No.

00:48:08

I mean, I'm just drinking my high noons.

00:48:10

Oh.

00:48:11

Because you're on a diet?

00:48:12

No.

00:48:14

Because I just woke up and I didn't...

00:48:17

You just come in with a box of cereal?

00:48:20

He's a real weirdo.

00:48:22

He can't hear us.

00:48:25

No, because I just woke up and I didn't want the first thing to be when I woke up is to start drinking whiskey.

00:48:38

Oh.

00:48:39

It wouldn't be the first time.

00:48:40

I think it would.

00:48:43

It'd be the first time.

00:48:45

I mean, probably not, but...

00:48:46

But maybe.

00:48:48

Oh.

00:48:55

Shit.

00:48:56

All right.

00:48:59

Wow.

00:49:04

We got the first three slots.

00:49:05

Yeah.

00:49:09

So...

00:49:10

Sorry, I made a big stink about the initiative thing.

00:49:13

Yeah, now his butt hurt.

00:49:18

Way to go.

00:49:21

Butts.

00:49:24

Butts.

00:49:26

Butts.

00:49:26

Butts.

00:49:27

Butts.

00:49:27

All right.

00:49:28

I guess you could have just...

00:49:38

You could have just...

00:49:39

I guess you could have radioed the clones asking them how many they think they were instead of, like, retconning.

00:49:46

I suppose.

00:49:48

Right.

00:49:49

It wouldn't have been crazy to ask in the middle of a battle.

00:49:52

Wait.

00:49:53

How many of these things there are?

00:49:55

Which is mean.

00:49:57

Okay, so we just...

00:49:59

Do we just retcon the retcon?

00:50:00

Yeah.

00:50:03

But we'll just say that that happened during battle.

00:50:05

Okay.

00:50:10

All right.

00:50:11

You guys had some pretty good rolls for the initiative roll.

00:50:15

Yeah.

00:50:16

Yeah.

00:50:20

So, I think...

00:50:22

Mac, you are the first one here.

00:50:26

Yeah, I'm gonna take a blast.

00:50:29

You're gonna what?

00:50:29

I'm gonna blast.

00:50:31

All right.

00:50:32

Hanging from a tree.

00:50:34

Hanging from a bush.

00:50:35

I'm blasting.

00:50:36

No, you're not hanging from a bush.

00:50:38

You gave your bush up and Sarn blew it up.

00:50:40

Yeah, I know.

00:50:42

I'm hanging in a tree with my new tree bush.

00:50:44

Okay.

00:50:46

So, you're at medium range?

00:50:48

Yeah.

00:50:49

All right.

00:50:50

All right.

00:50:51

We'll call that...

00:50:53

Then that would be...

00:50:54

What is that?

00:50:55

Medium?

00:50:55

What is it?

00:50:55

Two.

00:50:56

I already forgot.

00:50:56

Average.

00:50:57

Because it's medium range.

00:51:00

And then I...

00:51:01

Can I take aim?

00:51:02

Is that my initiative?

00:51:03

Or my...

00:51:04

Not my initiative.

00:51:04

Maneuver?

00:51:05

Yeah.

00:51:06

Maneuver, that's it.

00:51:06

I couldn't do it.

00:51:07

Since you're from up high, you can have a boost die because you have good...

00:51:11

Good...

00:51:13

Bailage.

00:51:15

So, he gets two boosts then, one for aiming and one for being up high?

00:51:18

Oh.

00:51:18

Uh...

00:51:20

Yeah.

00:51:20

Uh...

00:51:21

Yeah.

00:51:21

Fine.

00:51:21

All right.

00:51:23

And then average difficulty?

00:51:24

Yeah.

00:51:25

Good?

00:51:30

Uh...

00:51:31

Yeah.

00:51:32

Okay.

00:51:33

Oh, how did that fail?

00:51:36

Why did you roll red?

00:51:37

Oh, I don't...

00:51:38

That was a mistake.

00:51:39

I'm sorry.

00:51:40

I must have...

00:51:40

I actually hit that.

00:51:41

I thought I deleted that.

00:51:43

Can I roll again?

00:51:43

Yeah.

00:51:44

There we go.

00:51:50

It's like, why did that fail?

00:51:52

There's no shit that failed.

00:51:53

So, you were using...

00:51:55

Reds and purples.

00:51:58

Yeah, reds.

00:51:59

I actually hit that reds instead of the boosts.

00:52:01

No, what weapon are you using?

00:52:02

Oh, my range light.

00:52:04

Uh, my blaster.

00:52:05

Okay.

00:52:05

So, that...

00:52:06

So, it's just a blaster pistol, right?

00:52:08

Yeah.

00:52:09

So, it's six plus two, eight damage.

00:52:12

Plus a crit.

00:52:13

Was it really?

00:52:16

Yeah.

00:52:17

It's got four advantages.

00:52:18

Oh, yeah.

00:52:18

Three advantages.

00:52:19

It's a crit.

00:52:19

Okay.

00:52:20

Uh...

00:52:21

So, you blast one.

00:52:24

And...

00:52:27

Is it the same one that Sarn had blasted?

00:52:30

I assume that's the one he was aiming at.

00:52:32

Were you?

00:52:32

Yeah.

00:52:32

Okay.

00:52:33

Yeah, whatever one.

00:52:34

It's by Sarn.

00:52:34

Okay.

00:52:35

Because it said it was still going after Sarn after he blasted it, right?

00:52:38

It was in the lead, yeah.

00:52:40

Right.

00:52:41

He was up in front.

00:52:41

So, I'm trying to save my buddy.

00:52:43

The crit.

00:52:45

I guess I would have to roll for the crit.

00:52:49

This may say...

00:52:58

Oh, no.

00:52:58

Is that the right guy?

00:52:59

All right.

00:53:03

He is off balance.

00:53:05

Can you see that?

00:53:06

Yeah.

00:53:07

Okay.

00:53:08

Off balance.

00:53:08

But I can't click on it to see what it...

00:53:10

Oh, you can't?

00:53:11

No.

00:53:12

It just says I don't have permission.

00:53:14

Add to next skill check.

00:53:16

I'm assuming that's supposed to be a...

00:53:17

A black die.

00:53:19

Add a what to the skill check?

00:53:22

A black die.

00:53:23

Of setback.

00:53:24

Oh, setback.

00:53:24

Oh, okay.

00:53:25

It doesn't say, but...

00:53:26

Oh, I guess it would be right here.

00:53:27

Off balance.

00:53:28

Yeah.

00:53:30

Add a setback to the next skill check.

00:53:33

Okay.

00:53:34

But he's hit.

00:53:38

He looks pretty wounded, although he keeps...

00:53:40

He keeps trudging on, but he doesn't look like he's in very good shape.

00:53:44

After that blaster shot.

00:53:47

Okay.

00:53:50

That brings Ghost up next.

00:53:52

Hey, Ghost.

00:53:54

Can I do something before you run up and get close with your axe?

00:54:00

Yeah, yeah.

00:54:00

You can take the check.

00:54:01

Okay.

00:54:01

Go ahead.

00:54:02

All right.

00:54:03

I want to do my quick strike, so that adds a boost.

00:54:05

Okay.

00:54:06

And then I want to aim, too.

00:54:08

What is quick strike?

00:54:08

At the one that Ghost...

00:54:10

It's...

00:54:10

Add boost die to a creature that hasn't acted yet.

00:54:14

Okay.

00:54:15

Or a combatant that hasn't acted yet.

00:54:16

Okay.

00:54:16

And then aim.

00:54:18

But I want to aim and shoot at the one that Ghost is going to go after.

00:54:21

Which would be the one in the back?

00:54:23

Yeah.

00:54:24

So not the front one?

00:54:26

Not the front one.

00:54:26

The one on the left, yeah.

00:54:28

Okay.

00:54:28

Wait, real quick before you do all this.

00:54:31

Sure.

00:54:31

They're at medium range.

00:54:33

I'm not even sure I can get into melee range.

00:54:35

You'll prove it to strain.

00:54:38

Oh, okay.

00:54:40

Cool.

00:54:40

Never mind.

00:54:41

Keep going.

00:54:41

So that's what I'm going to do.

00:54:44

Okay.

00:54:46

Shoot at him?

00:54:47

Yeah.

00:54:49

And again at medium range, so two difficulty.

00:54:52

Uh, 16 damage.

00:54:59

And...

00:55:01

Yeah.

00:55:01

Let's see.

00:55:03

Advantage is two, so you do not get a crit.

00:55:06

Nope.

00:55:07

Alright.

00:55:09

Uh, you hit him.

00:55:12

He goes, like...

00:55:14

He takes a step back from being hit so squarely in his midsection.

00:55:21

Um, but then regains his...

00:55:24

His balance and keeps charging forward.

00:55:27

Okay.

00:55:28

Uh, next up is one of the clone troopers.

00:55:33

Who's...

00:55:35

They are...

00:55:36

Oh, no.

00:55:36

It's called...

00:55:36

Or a ghost.

00:55:37

Uh, yeah.

00:55:38

Yeah.

00:55:38

It could be ghost.

00:55:39

It could be ghost.

00:55:40

Oh.

00:55:40

Yeah.

00:55:41

Okay.

00:55:42

Sorry.

00:55:42

I...

00:55:42

You guys...

00:55:43

You guys could flip.

00:55:44

I didn't realize that.

00:55:45

Yeah.

00:55:45

So, um...

00:55:46

Like I said, I just wanted to get that off before Ghost got too close and I might have accidentally

00:55:51

shot it.

00:55:51

Yeah.

00:55:52

I skipped him in my mind, not flip flopped.

00:55:53

Yeah.

00:55:54

But...

00:55:54

How much damage did you do the second one?

00:55:56

16.

00:55:57

Oh, okay.

00:55:58

That's a lot.

00:55:59

Yep.

00:56:06

Um, is it my turn?

00:56:07

Yes.

00:56:07

Oh.

00:56:08

Yeah.

00:56:09

Well, it's a PC turn.

00:56:10

Okay.

00:56:12

Um, all right.

00:56:13

Well, I will, uh, charge the, uh, charge the one in the back.

00:56:19

I'm assuming this one right here.

00:56:20

Yeah.

00:56:21

The one that's to my right.

00:56:23

Yeah.

00:56:24

That's the one.

00:56:24

That's the first one I shot.

00:56:27

Oh, I see.

00:56:27

Okay.

00:56:28

Well, then I will go here and charge the other one.

00:56:31

Okay.

00:56:31

That's the one that's aren't shot at.

00:56:33

So I will go ahead and take a strain to do two maneuvers, uh, or two actions or whatever

00:56:39

it's called.

00:56:39

Um, I think that puts me from medium to close and then from close to engaged.

00:56:43

Sure.

00:56:44

Um, and so then I should just be able to strike with the Vibroax.

00:56:48

Yeah.

00:56:48

Yeah.

00:56:49

Uh, engage is always two, uh, difficulty.

00:56:53

There's always two difficulty.

00:56:53

Okay.

00:56:54

That's fine.

00:56:54

Uh, nope.

00:57:00

You, you do swing the Vibroax, um, but the, the Halo is able to dodge.

00:57:10

Uh, you do have an advantage.

00:57:11

Uh, it's off balance.

00:57:16

Not like the actual, not the actual off balance.

00:57:19

It maybe it'll take a, uh, it'll take a setback when it, or just like even just whatever the,

00:57:26

is a setback that's the equivalent of a boost?

00:57:28

Yeah.

00:57:29

It's the opposite.

00:57:30

Right.

00:57:30

Yeah.

00:57:30

Yeah.

00:57:31

Like it could take a setback if it swings back at me.

00:57:34

Okay.

00:57:34

Or just makes it more difficult.

00:57:39

Uh, probably not that.

00:57:43

Whatever you decide.

00:57:46

I mean, it could have been some sort of penalty.

00:57:49

So then it would be two, so it would be two setbacks.

00:57:52

It would be off balance for, for both of those reasons.

00:57:55

Uh, for, for earlier and for this one.

00:57:59

Differ.

00:58:00

Differ.

00:58:01

Talio.

00:58:02

Right.

00:58:03

No.

00:58:05

The one on the right got this, got the setback.

00:58:07

Oh, that one, that was the one from you.

00:58:09

That was the one that Mac got.

00:58:11

No, Mac shot, Mac shot the first one, which is the one that ghost attacked.

00:58:15

And you shot the second one.

00:58:17

Are you sure?

00:58:17

Originally they both, originally they, they were both to have shot the same one, which is

00:58:22

the one that was in front, which we were assuming was the one closer to, to me.

00:58:26

Mac.

00:58:27

So, yeah.

00:58:27

I thought me and, me and Mac shot the one that's on the right.

00:58:32

No.

00:58:34

And then ghost is going to go after the one on the left.

00:58:36

Mac shot the one that was in the front.

00:58:37

That was closest to me though.

00:58:39

The same, yeah.

00:58:40

He said the same one that shot Sarn, yeah.

00:58:43

I mean, the same one that Sharn saw, yeah.

00:58:45

That's what I said.

00:58:47

So you guys both shot the same, the same one?

00:58:50

Yeah.

00:58:51

I did.

00:58:52

I shot the one that he was going at, that was going after Sarn.

00:58:55

I, he, you know, cause he, you said he shot it, but it wasn't out.

00:59:00

So who shot before we went into.

00:59:02

I did.

00:59:02

Sarn.

00:59:04

Okay.

00:59:04

So then you shot twice.

00:59:05

He's shot twice.

00:59:06

So far.

00:59:07

Yeah.

00:59:07

And two different.

00:59:08

No, he shot two different ones each time.

00:59:12

Before the, before the initiative roll, I shot the one that's on the right.

00:59:15

And then he also shot the one that's on the left.

00:59:17

Yeah.

00:59:17

And then during combat, I shot the one that's on the left.

00:59:20

But I thought that Mac was shooting the one, the one that was on the right.

00:59:23

Okay.

00:59:26

I'm, I'm confused.

00:59:29

So I guess we will just keep going this way and one of, one of the, so which one has the,

00:59:40

the critical injury?

00:59:43

The one on the right.

00:59:45

Okay.

00:59:46

So the next up are the, the clone troopers.

00:59:58

Rafe or Raph, the one in the back.

01:00:01

He's going, they're at long range.

01:00:04

He will line up his, what does he have?

01:00:08

All right.

01:00:13

So he has a rifle and he will shoot at the one over by ghost.

01:00:21

Wait, hold on.

01:00:26

Which one is Rafe?

01:00:27

Okay.

01:00:29

Okay.

01:00:29

This one.

01:00:29

Yeah.

01:00:36

It's going to be long range.

01:00:38

All right.

01:00:43

So he shoots and, and the sun set.

01:00:46

I don't know why it's done setting is.

01:00:49

Okay.

01:00:49

Doesn't matter.

01:00:50

I know.

01:00:51

I think it's just saying it has a stunt setting.

01:00:53

Oh,

01:00:54

although it doesn't say it for the other one.

01:00:56

So I don't know why it says that,

01:00:57

but he is not shooting to stop.

01:00:59

He's shooting to kill.

01:01:00

Tojo is next.

01:01:03

Who is to the side of him.

01:01:05

He's going to make the same shot.

01:01:07

Succeeded.

01:01:13

Wait.

01:01:14

Woo.

01:01:17

That kills this.

01:01:18

That kills this.

01:01:18

Taylo.

01:01:20

And the third one.

01:01:24

Oh,

01:01:25

Zeke.

01:01:26

He's going to aim with his weapon.

01:01:29

Oh,

01:01:33

Zeke does not have a.

01:01:34

Rifle.

01:01:38

Um,

01:01:38

so he is going to.

01:01:41

Forgo his turn,

01:01:43

I guess.

01:01:43

That was poor planning.

01:01:46

Cool.

01:01:48

Does he really not have a.

01:01:49

Rifle.

01:01:50

Does he just have a pistol?

01:01:51

He has a pistol,

01:01:53

which only goes to medium.

01:01:54

Oh,

01:01:55

so he's.

01:01:55

Oh,

01:01:55

shit.

01:01:56

And so he jumps out of the tree.

01:01:58

And moves.

01:02:00

Oh,

01:02:01

one closer,

01:02:01

taking one strain.

01:02:02

Oh,

01:02:05

shit.

01:02:05

That was poor planning.

01:02:08

You're a terrible trooper.

01:02:09

Well,

01:02:10

I know you survived.

01:02:11

I'm only the sergeant.

01:02:12

He's the sergeant.

01:02:15

Yeah.

01:02:16

He just.

01:02:16

Oh,

01:02:17

boy.

01:02:18

You listen to him.

01:02:19

Yes.

01:02:20

Uh,

01:02:22

and.

01:02:23

He jumps out of the tree and moves closer.

01:02:25

To the,

01:02:27

the battle.

01:02:28

So he's within medium range.

01:02:29

Uh,

01:02:32

let's see.

01:02:33

Wait,

01:02:34

I hit monkey,

01:02:35

monkey,

01:02:35

monkey.

01:02:37

He should be dead.

01:02:38

There we go.

01:02:40

All right.

01:02:41

So skipping that monkey.

01:02:42

Uh,

01:02:44

and this other tailio,

01:02:46

which is here to the right.

01:02:47

And he has,

01:02:48

he's the one with the crit,

01:02:49

right?

01:02:50

Yes.

01:02:50

The offs.

01:02:51

Off balance.

01:02:53

So he moves one maneuver closer to Sarn so that he can make a,

01:02:57

uh,

01:02:58

a melee.

01:03:02

So he rolls his fist at two difficulty and a setback.

01:03:05

And misses Sarn.

01:03:13

Uh,

01:03:14

but has four advantages.

01:03:16

So he,

01:03:17

he swings at Sarn.

01:03:18

Uh,

01:03:19

and then just since he's off balance,

01:03:21

just completely falls on Sarn.

01:03:23

So for Sarn's next check,

01:03:25

it would be a,

01:03:26

uh,

01:03:27

setback.

01:03:27

Uh,

01:03:31

as this is going on,

01:03:32

you guys are starting to see that the,

01:03:34

um,

01:03:35

the tailios are sort of regrouping over by their,

01:03:40

um,

01:03:41

their fort.

01:03:43

And,

01:03:43

um,

01:03:45

there's two more of them.

01:03:47

Uh,

01:03:49

one is a group of two though.

01:03:50

So let's say it's two,

01:03:58

two groups of two.

01:03:59

I don't,

01:04:00

I want to try the minion groups.

01:04:01

So these new things that just came out are minion groups.

01:04:06

Yes.

01:04:06

Uh,

01:04:08

they have not charged out yet.

01:04:09

Is,

01:04:12

um,

01:04:13

is a Zeke in close range or medium range?

01:04:16

So he was in large,

01:04:19

long,

01:04:20

and now he's in short.

01:04:21

Cause he took two taking a strain.

01:04:24

Oh,

01:04:25

okay.

01:04:25

Oh,

01:04:29

it's Jake.

01:04:30

Jake.

01:04:32

Oh shit.

01:04:32

Jake.

01:04:33

Yeah.

01:04:33

Sure.

01:04:34

Yeah.

01:04:35

Jake.

01:04:35

Uh,

01:04:37

and he's going to set up his blaster rifle.

01:04:39

He's still at long range.

01:04:41

Shooting.

01:04:42

Shooting.

01:04:44

Does.

01:04:46

Let's see.

01:04:47

So that's,

01:04:48

it's more than one damage.

01:04:50

It's a rifle.

01:04:51

Yeah.

01:04:52

So it's not.

01:04:54

Yeah.

01:04:55

Okay.

01:04:59

Monkey does not look good,

01:05:03

but he is still standing.

01:05:05

Is he standing?

01:05:07

I thought he fell over.

01:05:08

Oh yeah.

01:05:09

Yeah.

01:05:09

Yeah.

01:05:09

Yeah.

01:05:10

he shoots at,

01:05:10

oh shit.

01:05:11

He should have upgraded one of those difficulty.

01:05:12

But anyway,

01:05:13

he,

01:05:14

he did shoot at you and now he's,

01:05:17

um,

01:05:17

damaged.

01:05:18

So it was a great shot.

01:05:19

Uh,

01:05:20

but,

01:05:21

uh,

01:05:21

not quite dead,

01:05:22

but sort of on his last limbs or last,

01:05:27

whatever you call them,

01:05:28

last legs.

01:05:33

all right.

01:05:33

So now I think ghost should just,

01:05:35

uh,

01:05:35

hit him in the bag with the vibro axe.

01:05:38

Yeah.

01:05:39

You have a PC slot at the top.

01:05:40

So is it the one closest to me or do I have to move?

01:05:45

The,

01:05:45

the one immediately to your right here is,

01:05:48

uh,

01:05:49

dead.

01:05:49

Oh,

01:05:50

okay.

01:05:50

Great.

01:05:51

There,

01:05:51

there is a little skull.

01:05:52

Oh,

01:05:52

I see it.

01:05:53

It's hard to see.

01:05:54

It's hard to see.

01:05:54

I was zoomed out a lot so I could see the whole map.

01:05:57

So,

01:05:57

no,

01:05:58

that's fair.

01:05:58

All right.

01:05:59

That's fine.

01:06:00

Uh,

01:06:00

all right.

01:06:00

Well,

01:06:00

I'll take,

01:06:01

um,

01:06:01

so would that just be one maneuver?

01:06:03

Top of Sarn.

01:06:04

So,

01:06:05

okay.

01:06:05

Yeah.

01:06:05

Would it take one maneuver to get there?

01:06:08

They're not,

01:06:08

these,

01:06:08

these grids are nice.

01:06:10

They're not exactly one for one.

01:06:12

All right.

01:06:12

So how far away is,

01:06:13

how far away am I from Sarn?

01:06:14

So yes,

01:06:14

it would be one maneuver still.

01:06:16

All right.

01:06:18

So one maneuver,

01:06:18

there's no like aiming.

01:06:21

There's no aiming for melee.

01:06:22

Is there?

01:06:23

No.

01:06:23

Okay.

01:06:25

Well then I'll take a maneuver and I will attack with the Vibro-X.

01:06:28

Okay.

01:06:29

Oh,

01:06:35

it's a triumph.

01:06:35

Oh,

01:06:37

yeah.

01:06:37

Can I cut his head off?

01:06:40

Uh,

01:06:41

I,

01:06:42

yeah,

01:06:43

you,

01:06:43

yeah,

01:06:43

you can do it.

01:06:44

Everyone,

01:06:44

I was just thinking like if,

01:06:45

if you had a Vibro-X,

01:06:46

you would,

01:06:46

you'd be swinging in the other,

01:06:48

the other axis like up and down,

01:06:49

but you're going that way.

01:06:50

Okay.

01:06:50

All right.

01:06:51

Swinging across.

01:06:51

No,

01:06:52

I do a,

01:06:52

so like,

01:06:53

so I do a cool maneuver where,

01:06:56

uh,

01:06:57

I'm running at them and the,

01:07:00

um,

01:07:00

the monkey like raises up,

01:07:03

um,

01:07:04

to,

01:07:04

to pummel Sarn.

01:07:06

And I do like a,

01:07:08

I do like a pre-spin.

01:07:09

So like,

01:07:09

as I'm running,

01:07:10

I start spinning and then backhand horizontal slash,

01:07:15

um,

01:07:17

ending next to the,

01:07:18

like sliding a little bit in the dirt,

01:07:19

ending next to the monkey,

01:07:20

um,

01:07:21

and its head just,

01:07:22

a little,

01:07:23

a little blood.

01:07:24

It just rolls off.

01:07:25

It just like flips off.

01:07:27

Yeah.

01:07:28

From the force of the blow.

01:07:29

And the,

01:07:30

is Sarn now covered in blood?

01:07:32

Yeah,

01:07:33

pretty much.

01:07:34

Sorry.

01:07:34

Right.

01:07:34

Right.

01:07:35

Yeah.

01:07:35

Arterial blood just,

01:07:37

use.

01:07:38

Yes.

01:07:39

Okay.

01:07:41

Uh,

01:07:41

so I guess that one is now dead.

01:07:43

Uh,

01:07:46

great.

01:07:46

Good job.

01:07:48

Maybe he,

01:07:49

maybe,

01:07:49

maybe he's,

01:07:50

he's actually got blood at his eyes.

01:07:52

So you'd have to like,

01:07:53

use a maneuver to wipe his eyes or something.

01:07:54

Yeah.

01:07:55

Those,

01:07:55

those would be the threats.

01:07:56

Oh shit.

01:07:57

He gets,

01:07:58

he gets a threat and I have to suffer.

01:08:00

You guys are on the same team.

01:08:04

Honestly,

01:08:04

it doesn't matter.

01:08:05

It could happen to me.

01:08:06

it would be less effective to me because I'm really only melee anyway,

01:08:10

but that's fine.

01:08:11

I don't care.

01:08:12

Okay.

01:08:14

So now,

01:08:15

now up in front,

01:08:19

the other Talos,

01:08:20

uh,

01:08:21

come out from the hole and they're pretty pissed,

01:08:27

I guess.

01:08:29

And,

01:08:30

all right,

01:08:32

they're going to roll to joint.

01:08:35

Oh,

01:08:35

the combat.

01:08:36

Oh God.

01:08:40

All right.

01:08:44

Wow.

01:08:45

These monkeys are terrible.

01:08:46

They must not be cool at all.

01:08:47

All right.

01:08:48

Uh,

01:08:49

that brings another,

01:08:50

uh,

01:08:51

PC slot.

01:08:51

You kill one of the Talos in the,

01:08:55

uh,

01:08:56

uh,

01:08:57

vigilance pool.

01:09:00

Oh,

01:09:02

I could.

01:09:03

Yeah.

01:09:04

I have,

01:09:05

I have,

01:09:05

let's see this one.

01:09:06

Oh,

01:09:07

it's already marked as dead.

01:09:08

Yeah.

01:09:09

One of them left a second.

01:09:10

Yeah.

01:09:11

For.

01:09:11

Okay.

01:09:12

Now,

01:09:12

now it's over.

01:09:13

Okay.

01:09:17

Uh,

01:09:17

all right.

01:09:17

All right.

01:09:17

All right.

01:09:17

Uh,

01:09:18

I'll take aim from a tree from the tree and she's,

01:09:22

you're pretty,

01:09:23

you're pretty far though,

01:09:24

man.

01:09:24

Yeah.

01:09:25

You are at,

01:09:26

you're at long range.

01:09:27

So if you want to use,

01:09:28

if you want to use your blaster,

01:09:29

you're going to have to use a maneuver to get closer.

01:09:31

All right.

01:09:33

Well,

01:09:33

yeah,

01:09:34

I'm going to use a maneuver and I'm going to get all the,

01:09:36

I'm going to jump off the tree and get closer.

01:09:37

Okay.

01:09:38

So,

01:09:39

so now,

01:09:40

now that the two monkeys are,

01:09:41

uh,

01:09:42

the two monkeys that were closest are dead.

01:09:44

You have emerged from the tree slash bush and you are moving closer.

01:09:54

you're going to take aim at,

01:09:56

I assume like this one here,

01:09:58

this one on the left.

01:09:59

That's what I was thinking.

01:10:00

Okay.

01:10:01

Sounds good.

01:10:01

Uh,

01:10:02

so roll for your blaster would be two,

01:10:05

two,

01:10:05

two difficulty.

01:10:07

Two.

01:10:08

Okay.

01:10:09

Anything else?

01:10:10

I think you're a swell guy.

01:10:13

Thanks.

01:10:14

I appreciate that.

01:10:15

And I do one of these.

01:10:17

What is that?

01:10:19

All right.

01:10:24

How do you make the blaster noise?

01:10:25

How do you make that make?

01:10:26

Oh,

01:10:27

does yours,

01:10:27

yours doesn't make the blaster noise.

01:10:28

I,

01:10:29

what?

01:10:30

My one does your blaster.

01:10:32

No,

01:10:33

that's because I don't think just,

01:10:35

do you use weapons or you go to like,

01:10:39

your combat rolling the range light.

01:10:43

Yeah.

01:10:44

Okay.

01:10:45

I guess I could have done.

01:10:46

If you go to weapons,

01:10:47

go down to like your range or your,

01:10:49

uh,

01:10:50

blaster pistol.

01:10:51

I didn't even know.

01:10:53

I didn't know this was here.

01:10:55

I mean,

01:10:59

I know this.

01:11:00

Okay.

01:11:02

Um,

01:11:03

so reminding you,

01:11:04

there are two on the left and two on the right.

01:11:07

Um,

01:11:08

so they're,

01:11:10

they're,

01:11:10

they're groups of two,

01:11:11

uh,

01:11:11

you do shoot and let's see.

01:11:15

So since I have two successes,

01:11:17

can I have shot through one and Nick,

01:11:19

the other one?

01:11:20

No,

01:11:21

no.

01:11:21

So they do.

01:11:23

So the two,

01:11:25

the,

01:11:25

the,

01:11:26

so like I,

01:11:27

uh,

01:11:28

like I'm trying to say that the group,

01:11:29

there's a group on the left and a group on the right.

01:11:32

Um,

01:11:32

you do.

01:11:35

So,

01:11:35

so they kind of add up.

01:11:37

I'm just trying to think of how to explain this.

01:11:39

Yeah.

01:11:40

You can shoot through one in that group and hit the other one in the group.

01:11:43

And what advantage?

01:11:46

He doesn't have any advantage.

01:11:48

Oh,

01:11:49

so yeah,

01:11:50

you can't do anything.

01:11:51

so why'd you even ask?

01:11:52

Cause I had two successes.

01:11:53

That,

01:11:55

that,

01:11:55

that,

01:11:55

no,

01:11:55

no.

01:11:56

I was trying to get extra for that.

01:11:58

Cause I have two successes.

01:12:00

I just,

01:12:01

that gives you,

01:12:01

that gives you extra damage already.

01:12:03

Yeah.

01:12:03

It gives you one extra damage.

01:12:04

Well,

01:12:05

well,

01:12:06

I just thought I could get a little bit more.

01:12:10

I'm sorry.

01:12:10

I almost gave it to you.

01:12:13

I wasn't even paying attention.

01:12:15

Shame on you.

01:12:18

Shooting through one character.

01:12:20

and he gave all another.

01:12:22

All right.

01:12:24

Classic.

01:12:25

Yeah.

01:12:26

Well,

01:12:26

I guess then fine.

01:12:27

Sorry.

01:12:27

I got to,

01:12:30

uh,

01:12:31

I stand up.

01:12:33

You are covered in a bit of blood.

01:12:36

Yeah.

01:12:37

Just in like my facial region,

01:12:39

but not your eye region.

01:12:40

Apparently.

01:12:41

All right.

01:12:44

Well,

01:12:44

I guess I got to wipe the blood off.

01:12:47

Okay.

01:12:47

Out of my eyes.

01:12:49

So I'll take a strain to do that.

01:12:51

All right.

01:12:53

Why take a strain?

01:12:54

You don't need to move.

01:12:55

You could just wipe the blood out of your eyes.

01:12:56

I just,

01:12:57

I just,

01:12:57

I just maneuver.

01:12:58

Oh,

01:12:59

you have to stand up with a maneuver.

01:13:00

Yeah.

01:13:00

So that I,

01:13:03

I assume that's my two maneuvers.

01:13:04

Okay.

01:13:05

Yeah.

01:13:06

And then I,

01:13:07

I shoot at,

01:13:08

uh,

01:13:09

the monkey,

01:13:13

the tailios on the left.

01:13:14

Okay.

01:13:16

Using my quick strike.

01:13:17

Cause they haven't acted yet.

01:13:19

That's correct.

01:13:23

And they're medium.

01:13:25

Yes.

01:13:27

Uh,

01:13:32

13 damage.

01:13:33

All right.

01:13:34

With,

01:13:35

oh,

01:13:35

just one advantage.

01:13:36

Uh,

01:13:38

what would you like your advantage to be?

01:13:39

That now they are running after us instead of both,

01:13:44

or all four of them running towards the clones.

01:13:46

Cause the clones are closer.

01:13:48

Your,

01:13:49

your advantage is that they're attacking someone else.

01:13:51

No.

01:13:52

That instead of their,

01:13:54

instead of the group or two of them running towards the clones,

01:13:57

they're running towards us.

01:13:59

Oh,

01:14:00

okay.

01:14:00

Sure.

01:14:01

All right.

01:14:03

So I put them where I want them.

01:14:04

They were not,

01:14:05

they were not moving yet.

01:14:06

Although I don't know what they were going to do,

01:14:07

but they will start running toward you on their next.

01:14:10

All right.

01:14:10

Yeah.

01:14:10

I just assume that since they seem,

01:14:12

they seem like they're closer to the clones and Zeke is out there on his

01:14:15

own.

01:14:16

Okay.

01:14:17

That he,

01:14:18

it'd be better.

01:14:19

Right.

01:14:20

He had to move closer because he,

01:14:22

it turns out he doesn't have a rifle.

01:14:23

He doesn't have a rifle.

01:14:24

Oh,

01:14:28

that's so stupid.

01:14:29

Okay.

01:14:30

All right.

01:14:31

So.

01:14:31

Shotgun.

01:14:32

Yeah.

01:14:33

Uh,

01:14:35

Rafe will take a shot at the,

01:14:37

the closest one moving towards you.

01:14:39

And he's at long range.

01:14:46

He succeeded doing damage to a rifle is,

01:14:53

did you say six?

01:14:54

Nine.

01:14:54

Nine.

01:14:55

No.

01:14:56

So 10.

01:14:57

Wow.

01:14:57

Yeah.

01:14:58

So it's 10.

01:14:58

Wow.

01:14:59

All right.

01:15:02

I mean,

01:15:02

you can see it up above.

01:15:03

It's this blaster rifle,

01:15:04

nine plus four.

01:15:05

Okay.

01:15:06

So.

01:15:06

Where's it say up above?

01:15:09

I got like,

01:15:10

on yours.

01:15:12

Further back.

01:15:12

Yeah.

01:15:12

Further back in the history.

01:15:13

Yeah.

01:15:14

For someone,

01:15:14

for some reason,

01:15:15

their,

01:15:15

their rifles all fucked up.

01:15:17

Okay.

01:15:17

Uh,

01:15:17

the tailio.

01:15:18

So one of them dies.

01:15:20

He does kill one as they start,

01:15:22

um,

01:15:23

as they,

01:15:23

they are running.

01:15:24

Uh,

01:15:24

but the other one is still very much alive and very much pissed.

01:15:27

Yes.

01:15:29

Yeah.

01:15:30

I still pissed.

01:15:31

Uh,

01:15:33

which brings up Tojo.

01:15:34

Hmm.

01:15:40

Uh,

01:15:42

his check succeeds as well.

01:15:44

Oh,

01:15:45

Joe,

01:15:45

we go.

01:15:48

let's go.

01:15:49

Tojo.

01:15:49

Tojo.

01:15:50

We go.

01:15:51

No,

01:15:52

no relation.

01:15:52

Uh,

01:15:54

uh,

01:15:55

does some damage.

01:15:55

And let's see who's next then.

01:16:00

Oh,

01:16:01

Zeke.

01:16:01

Which one did,

01:16:02

uh,

01:16:03

To,

01:16:04

Jack shoot?

01:16:06

Uh,

01:16:07

they were still,

01:16:07

uh,

01:16:08

Tojo.

01:16:08

Uh,

01:16:09

he was still shooting at the one in the front.

01:16:11

They,

01:16:12

they were all shooting at the same one,

01:16:13

uh,

01:16:14

which is just the one in the lead.

01:16:15

Gotcha.

01:16:17

The group in the lead,

01:16:18

but which is now just one.

01:16:19

All right.

01:16:22

Oh,

01:16:23

well,

01:16:23

I guess they're not,

01:16:24

they haven't moved yet.

01:16:25

Uh,

01:16:26

Zeke is then gonna fire his blaster pistol.

01:16:34

Uh,

01:16:34

but he's at,

01:16:35

uh,

01:16:36

I guess medium.

01:16:37

Uh,

01:16:41

and misses.

01:16:42

Oh,

01:16:42

shit.

01:16:43

He says when he misses,

01:16:45

you did just as much damage with your blaster rifle.

01:16:48

Which is to say zero.

01:16:51

Yes.

01:16:53

though.

01:16:54

Though he does get an advantage.

01:16:55

Uh,

01:16:57

what should his advantage be?

01:16:58

Um,

01:17:03

his advantage is they now notice.

01:17:05

One in the front now notice him.

01:17:08

And starts chasing after him.

01:17:12

exactly what I did now to have.

01:17:14

Uh,

01:17:15

is the,

01:17:15

yeah,

01:17:15

I guess it kind of undid what you did.

01:17:17

Uh,

01:17:20

that's fine,

01:17:20

but not both of them.

01:17:21

Just the one that he shot at.

01:17:22

Yeah.

01:17:23

Like half.

01:17:25

All right.

01:17:26

Uh,

01:17:27

so.

01:17:28

Let's see.

01:17:30

What is it?

01:17:30

What are these?

01:17:32

Oh,

01:17:34

okay.

01:17:35

On the tail is turn.

01:17:37

They start bolting towards you.

01:17:39

Taking strain.

01:17:41

That's over two of them,

01:17:43

right?

01:17:43

Yes.

01:17:43

It still has two.

01:17:44

Okay.

01:17:45

Uh,

01:17:47

they take a strain.

01:17:49

And then who's in front.

01:17:52

I have Mac in front.

01:17:53

Uh,

01:17:56

so.

01:17:56

Mac gets.

01:17:58

Definitely not Mac.

01:17:59

That's for me.

01:18:00

Mac's not in front.

01:18:02

Mac's not in front at all.

01:18:05

Why am I not in front?

01:18:06

He's behind a bush.

01:18:07

Why can't I control my character?

01:18:10

Okay,

01:18:14

fine.

01:18:14

Then he turns in,

01:18:15

uh,

01:18:15

and is going to,

01:18:17

um,

01:18:17

no,

01:18:19

he,

01:18:19

he fights Mac.

01:18:20

Oh,

01:18:23

I,

01:18:26

I,

01:18:26

uh,

01:18:28

can I pistol whip him?

01:18:29

Is it my turn anyway?

01:18:30

I don't even know what turn it is.

01:18:31

The monkey hasn't even taken his turn yet.

01:18:33

Well,

01:18:34

he's got to get a pistol up and let me tell you.

01:18:35

I'm going to pistol up a monkey.

01:18:38

Hello man.

01:18:39

Got to get a pistol whip.

01:18:43

Uh,

01:18:44

he does fists plus four.

01:18:48

So it's fist plus four.

01:18:52

What's Sarn?

01:18:55

Do you have fists?

01:18:56

Me too.

01:18:59

I do too.

01:19:04

It's called Desmond and Llewellyn.

01:19:05

Uh,

01:19:07

two damage.

01:19:08

Okay.

01:19:09

So they do six damage to you,

01:19:11

Mac.

01:19:11

So with your soak,

01:19:13

I think you have five soak.

01:19:15

Yeah.

01:19:15

So that does one damage to you.

01:19:17

The one damage.

01:19:19

Mac.

01:19:20

Yeah.

01:19:20

It's from his padded armor.

01:19:22

Probably from that stupid fucking vest.

01:19:24

My soak's only four.

01:19:27

Crazy.

01:19:28

Is it?

01:19:30

That's because you need to get a vest.

01:19:32

Your soak is six.

01:19:34

Oh,

01:19:36

mine are six.

01:19:37

Oh,

01:19:37

I have four.

01:19:38

Oh,

01:19:38

just the best.

01:19:39

Just my padded armor.

01:19:41

Okay.

01:19:42

All right.

01:19:44

But look how poofy my vest armor is.

01:19:47

It's like,

01:19:47

I'm wearing one of those things that go to like,

01:19:50

it is.

01:19:51

And what happens if you get shot in the arm?

01:19:53

It doesn't,

01:19:55

it's,

01:19:55

you know,

01:19:56

it's,

01:19:56

it's,

01:19:57

that's not likely going to happen.

01:19:59

Just get a robotic one.

01:20:00

Uh,

01:20:01

and the,

01:20:02

Oh man,

01:20:03

that'd be so cool.

01:20:04

I hope he takes my arm.

01:20:06

The monkey,

01:20:08

you know,

01:20:09

Uh,

01:20:10

the monkey,

01:20:10

uh,

01:20:11

attacks,

01:20:12

um,

01:20:12

Zeke.

01:20:14

And,

01:20:16

uh,

01:20:17

does

01:20:18

seven damage.

01:20:20

Oh,

01:20:22

oh,

01:20:23

he's hurt.

01:20:26

What was that?

01:20:28

Oh,

01:20:29

all those fists.

01:20:32

Shit.

01:20:33

They hurt.

01:20:34

Crikey.

01:20:36

Uh,

01:20:38

and that brings up,

01:20:40

Oh,

01:20:41

Jake,

01:20:41

um,

01:20:43

who is going to shoot at the one that just attacked Zeke.

01:20:48

Um,

01:20:49

it's going to be an upgraded difficulty because the two people are in,

01:20:52

um,

01:20:54

like engaged.

01:20:55

So one difficulty is going to,

01:20:57

is going to become red.

01:20:58

You could also just say,

01:21:00

if you fail,

01:21:01

you hit the other,

01:21:02

your ally.

01:21:03

Uh,

01:21:04

the challenge.

01:21:06

So I guess the,

01:21:08

uh,

01:21:08

changing to a red gives an opportunity for a despair,

01:21:11

which is the opposite.

01:21:12

If you get a despair,

01:21:14

that's what would be,

01:21:15

what would happen.

01:21:16

So it does give a chance for that to happen.

01:21:18

Uh,

01:21:22

but he succeeds and blasts the tail.

01:21:27

Oh,

01:21:27

the,

01:21:28

the remaining tail.

01:21:29

Oh,

01:21:29

and,

01:21:29

um,

01:21:31

yeah,

01:21:35

he's,

01:21:35

it would be 10.

01:21:38

Oh,

01:21:38

no,

01:21:39

not quite dead.

01:21:40

Still not dead.

01:21:43

Still not dead yet.

01:21:46

I'm not dead yet.

01:21:47

Okay.

01:21:49

Okay.

01:21:49

Dead yet.

01:21:50

Is it my turn yet?

01:21:54

Yeah.

01:21:55

Wait,

01:21:55

no,

01:21:55

it's top of the top.

01:21:57

Uh,

01:21:57

it could be you.

01:21:58

All right.

01:21:59

You're going to take it.

01:22:00

You want to push him back?

01:22:01

Yeah.

01:22:02

I'm going to,

01:22:02

I'm going to melee in with my,

01:22:04

is that a,

01:22:04

is that a melee attack with a pistol weapon?

01:22:06

Yes,

01:22:07

but it would not be from,

01:22:09

um,

01:22:09

you would not be rolling your pistol.

01:22:11

You'd be rolling your,

01:22:12

uh,

01:22:13

Fistol.

01:22:14

Your,

01:22:15

yes,

01:22:15

your fistel.

01:22:16

I guess that would be melee.

01:22:19

Yeah,

01:22:20

that's what I'm thinking.

01:22:21

It has to be melee.

01:22:22

Yeah.

01:22:23

And it could be,

01:22:23

it'll be two difficulty because it's,

01:22:26

uh,

01:22:26

engage is always two.

01:22:27

All right.

01:22:29

Pistol whip engage.

01:22:31

I failed.

01:22:33

Fuck this game.

01:22:35

So,

01:22:37

so what happened?

01:22:38

Oh,

01:22:38

you miss.

01:22:39

I have no idea.

01:22:43

So I missed.

01:22:46

Cause I'm,

01:22:46

I'm like,

01:22:47

I'm worried about him scratching my face.

01:22:49

So I'm kind of like hover.

01:22:50

Like,

01:22:50

yep.

01:22:54

I can see me doing that.

01:22:55

That's a mad thing to do.

01:22:57

Uh,

01:22:59

doing no damage.

01:23:00

Uh,

01:23:00

ghost.

01:23:01

Yes.

01:23:03

It is now your turn.

01:23:04

If you like to,

01:23:06

you better go.

01:23:07

ghost.

01:23:08

All right.

01:23:16

Um,

01:23:17

Ooh,

01:23:17

am I already in close combat?

01:23:19

Yeah,

01:23:20

it moved closer in the last turn.

01:23:22

So do I have to move to get into close combat or am I already in close combat?

01:23:27

No,

01:23:28

it had moved towards you.

01:23:29

Oh,

01:23:30

okay,

01:23:31

cool.

01:23:31

Um,

01:23:32

um,

01:23:32

combat is not considered an action,

01:23:39

right?

01:23:40

Combat is not considered an action,

01:23:43

right?

01:23:45

You get a,

01:23:45

you get a,

01:23:45

you get an action,

01:23:47

maneuver.

01:23:48

A maneuver.

01:23:49

A maneuver.

01:23:49

How does this game work again?

01:23:52

You get an action,

01:23:53

maneuver.

01:23:53

And then what do you take a strain for?

01:23:54

Another maneuver.

01:23:57

So that means we got three this whole time.

01:24:00

I feel like we've only been doing,

01:24:01

we've only been having one and then taking a strain for a second one.

01:24:05

A second maneuver.

01:24:07

Oh,

01:24:08

cause the action is combat.

01:24:09

Right.

01:24:10

I see.

01:24:13

Okay.

01:24:14

Damn.

01:24:16

Um,

01:24:17

there's no way to take two,

01:24:18

to take two actions in a turn.

01:24:21

you cannot take two actions.

01:24:22

It's fine.

01:24:24

It's fine.

01:24:24

Um,

01:24:27

you can take a maneuver in place of an action.

01:24:31

Right.

01:24:32

You cannot take an action in place of a maneuver.

01:24:34

So you can do three,

01:24:35

you can do three maneuvers if you don't fight.

01:24:37

I see.

01:24:37

Okay.

01:24:38

It's still only take one strain.

01:24:40

Right.

01:24:40

Um,

01:24:42

okay.

01:24:43

So vibro acts,

01:24:44

I guess.

01:24:45

We,

01:24:46

yay.

01:24:49

I have no idea how much damage this thing does.

01:24:51

Cause it says zero plus two.

01:24:53

Uh,

01:24:55

well,

01:24:56

let's see how much damage is in here.

01:24:59

See if it even matters.

01:25:00

Oh no,

01:25:01

you,

01:25:01

we have to lift this up.

01:25:02

Oh boy.

01:25:07

fibro acts,

01:25:12

one 67.

01:25:13

Why does it not say what the fucking damage is on this?

01:25:33

sits three damage.

01:25:38

And how many advantages do you have?

01:25:45

Any?

01:25:45

One.

01:25:46

Just one.

01:25:47

Okay.

01:25:47

So it'd be five damage altogether.

01:25:48

Um,

01:25:50

you do whack it,

01:25:51

but it's,

01:25:52

um,

01:25:53

this is the worst weapon in the game.

01:25:55

This thing only does,

01:25:55

this does worse than a blaster pistol.

01:25:57

Yes.

01:25:59

It's an ax.

01:26:01

You have to,

01:26:03

you have to get close to use it.

01:26:05

Typically.

01:26:05

I'm just complaining.

01:26:06

Typically in game design,

01:26:07

if you have to run up to someone in order to use your thing,

01:26:10

it does more damage than a gun in which you don't have to run up into someone to use it.

01:26:13

Well,

01:26:14

it's probably just not that sharp.

01:26:15

I mean,

01:26:17

the vibro makes it cut through things really easy.

01:26:20

That's fine.

01:26:20

Maybe it's on an ax,

01:26:21

just a vibrator.

01:26:22

Uh,

01:26:23

yeah,

01:26:23

apparently I just,

01:26:24

it's just bad game design.

01:26:28

It's fine.

01:26:28

You don't have to change the game.

01:26:30

It says damage plus three.

01:26:34

I don't,

01:26:34

I guess I need,

01:26:36

I need to look what the melee weapon is.

01:26:38

And if that's maybe it's three plus your melee.

01:26:41

Oh,

01:26:46

that would make sense.

01:26:47

I'm going to have to look this up.

01:27:16

or melee.

01:27:17

When using melee weapon,

01:27:20

users add their brawn characteristics to the damage dealt.

01:27:23

Brawn characteristics to the damage dealt.

01:27:28

Okay.

01:27:29

What's my,

01:27:29

how do I look that up?

01:27:30

My brawn.

01:27:31

I double click on your character.

01:27:33

Your character sheet will come up.

01:27:35

Okay.

01:27:37

Brawn four.

01:27:39

Brawn should be fairly high.

01:27:40

Four.

01:27:41

Okay.

01:27:42

Plus.

01:27:44

So I do seven damage.

01:27:46

Well,

01:27:46

plus this,

01:27:47

I would think plus the number of successes.

01:27:49

So,

01:27:51

so nine damage.

01:27:53

Yeah.

01:27:53

That feels a little better.

01:27:55

It's better than three.

01:27:57

That,

01:27:58

I agree.

01:27:58

That didn't quite make any sense.

01:28:00

All right.

01:28:01

so then you do actually do some damage on the monkey.

01:28:03

These guys have a lot of soap for being monkeys.

01:28:08

After all the research you,

01:28:09

so you do actually do some damage on that monkey.

01:28:14

Uh,

01:28:14

they're big,

01:28:15

big,

01:28:15

big,

01:28:17

big monkeys.

01:28:17

Bigger.

01:28:20

Uh,

01:28:21

probably,

01:28:21

maybe,

01:28:22

maybe almost as big as,

01:28:23

as ghosts,

01:28:25

but not,

01:28:25

not as big.

01:28:26

And,

01:28:30

all right.

01:28:31

So ghosts just went,

01:28:33

bringing up Sarn.

01:28:35

All right.

01:28:36

I take aim and shoot at the monkeys.

01:28:37

The one that's close.

01:28:40

Don't let,

01:28:40

uh,

01:28:41

ghost just attack.

01:28:44

Okay.

01:28:48

Uh,

01:28:48

it's,

01:28:49

they're close,

01:28:50

right?

01:28:50

Yes.

01:28:51

Yeah.

01:28:52

Yeah.

01:28:52

Yeah.

01:28:52

So you can,

01:28:53

it would be one difficulty.

01:28:54

12 damage.

01:29:02

Why did you even add the sound effects?

01:29:06

I can do my own.

01:29:06

I didn't,

01:29:08

I didn't even think of that.

01:29:09

Like you,

01:29:09

like you and McGregor.

01:29:10

I think,

01:29:11

yeah,

01:29:11

you're,

01:29:12

you're right,

01:29:12

Ryan.

01:29:13

I got to look into this because how does the blaster rifle do more damage

01:29:18

when you're like really close like that?

01:29:19

Uh,

01:29:22

so,

01:29:23

okay.

01:29:24

I mean,

01:29:26

it's just like,

01:29:27

who knows how good the game designers are here.

01:29:29

It's just generally,

01:29:30

that's the reward for playing a melee build.

01:29:32

It's like,

01:29:33

yes,

01:29:33

you have to run up.

01:29:34

It takes time.

01:29:34

You can't stand in the back shooting.

01:29:36

So therefore you get bonuses.

01:29:39

Like you do super heavy damage once you get up there.

01:29:41

Uh,

01:29:42

well,

01:29:43

you also open your,

01:29:43

yeah,

01:29:44

you would think that a big,

01:29:45

a big guy swinging a big ax is going to do big

01:29:47

damage,

01:29:48

but yeah.

01:29:49

And fibro,

01:29:50

fibro weapons can,

01:29:51

uh,

01:29:52

combat lightsabers even.

01:29:53

So,

01:29:53

yeah,

01:29:54

at least they could in,

01:29:55

um,

01:29:56

that's a little Republic.

01:29:57

All right.

01:29:59

Moving on.

01:30:00

Rafe.

01:30:01

We don't face any of those.

01:30:02

All right.

01:30:04

They,

01:30:04

they,

01:30:04

they hop down from the trees and start moving closer,

01:30:07

um,

01:30:08

to help out.

01:30:10

Oh,

01:30:11

wait,

01:30:11

no,

01:30:12

there's still one monkey on,

01:30:13

uh,

01:30:14

Zeke.

01:30:15

On Zeke.

01:30:15

So he shoots at the,

01:30:17

the monkey on Zeke.

01:30:18

Still on the tree.

01:30:20

Uh,

01:30:21

Jake does shoots.

01:30:23

Wait,

01:30:23

Jake's all the way at the bottom.

01:30:24

No,

01:30:25

Jake's up.

01:30:25

No,

01:30:28

he's in the tree with the rest of them,

01:30:30

but no,

01:30:31

his,

01:30:31

yes,

01:30:32

you're right.

01:30:32

He's at the bottom of the initiative order,

01:30:33

but he's close.

01:30:34

Well,

01:30:35

I guess it doesn't really matter because they're all at the same.

01:30:37

They're all at the same distance,

01:30:38

even though they're not the same grids away.

01:30:40

Um,

01:30:41

so yeah,

01:30:42

Raffle shoot his blaster rifle.

01:30:44

I thought we said they weren't in the tree.

01:30:47

Oh no,

01:30:48

they're under the tree.

01:30:49

Yeah,

01:30:50

you're right.

01:30:50

Cause they would have gotten boosts if they were in the tree.

01:30:52

Triumph.

01:30:53

Uh,

01:30:55

he kills the monkey in spectacular fashion.

01:31:03

Uh,

01:31:04

it's,

01:31:06

it becomes decapitated.

01:31:08

Uh,

01:31:09

so you guys have decapitated two monkeys now.

01:31:10

Wait a minute.

01:31:12

That's a,

01:31:12

and a David Spade.

01:31:13

Well,

01:31:14

I feel like that took a,

01:31:15

I feel like that took a triumph.

01:31:16

Oh wait,

01:31:18

no,

01:31:18

he missed.

01:31:19

No,

01:31:19

so he did,

01:31:20

he didn't kill the monkey.

01:31:21

Also,

01:31:22

he can't,

01:31:23

he can't get a decapitation with no triumph.

01:31:25

Oh,

01:31:25

he did have a triumph,

01:31:26

but he failed,

01:31:27

but he failed.

01:31:27

So no,

01:31:28

he did not take that,

01:31:29

but he did.

01:31:30

Um,

01:31:31

let's see.

01:31:33

Blow both of its arms off.

01:31:35

Well,

01:31:37

I feel like that would be doing damage and he doesn't do damage,

01:31:40

but he does not the,

01:31:41

the tailio.

01:31:42

I'm trying to think of a way that he can knock the,

01:31:44

the tailio off of Zeke without hitting him.

01:31:48

Oh no,

01:31:51

here's what happens.

01:31:52

He grazes the top of his head.

01:31:54

Uh,

01:31:55

which starts a fire.

01:31:56

Um,

01:31:57

in the fur on the top of his head.

01:32:00

So he has to jump off of Zeke to put it out.

01:32:04

Now we have flaming monkeys.

01:32:07

Oh yeah,

01:32:07

it's quite scary.

01:32:08

Oh my God.

01:32:10

Oh my God.

01:32:11

Uh,

01:32:12

which brings up Tojo,

01:32:13

who's also not in the tree,

01:32:15

but close to the tree.

01:32:16

Tojo,

01:32:18

we go.

01:32:18

Yes.

01:32:19

Uh,

01:32:20

let's go.

01:32:21

Tojo.

01:32:22

Shooting at the flaming monkey.

01:32:25

That's what we call Japanese people during world war two.

01:32:27

Flaming monkeys.

01:32:28

No,

01:32:29

no.

01:32:31

Tojo's.

01:32:31

Oh,

01:32:32

flaming monkeys.

01:32:35

No,

01:32:36

I'm pretty sure that's the studio that makes Godzilla films.

01:32:38

Tojo.

01:32:40

I think they just call it.

01:32:41

Flaming monkeys.

01:32:42

I'm pretty sure Tojo was in there somewhere.

01:32:45

All right.

01:32:46

Uh,

01:32:47

bringing up Zeke,

01:32:47

who is at close range to this monkey.

01:32:50

Tojo missed two.

01:32:51

With his.

01:32:52

Yes.

01:32:52

I wonder you guys lost the damn war.

01:32:54

All right.

01:32:55

And,

01:32:56

uh,

01:32:57

he,

01:32:57

let's see.

01:32:58

So two.

01:32:59

Oh yeah,

01:33:01

he's dead.

01:33:01

Not 228.

01:33:04

Bloons.

01:33:06

Just 28.

01:33:07

Okay.

01:33:09

And now he's dead.

01:33:10

Uh,

01:33:11

so.

01:33:11

Let's see.

01:33:14

How do I highlight this one?

01:33:15

Yep.

01:33:19

Okay.

01:33:20

Dead.

01:33:20

Uh,

01:33:22

oh,

01:33:22

we still have one alive,

01:33:23

which is going to.

01:33:25

I think we have two alive,

01:33:26

Tony.

01:33:26

Yep.

01:33:29

There's two of them in this group.

01:33:30

Yeah.

01:33:31

I don't think we killed one yet,

01:33:32

but those guys.

01:33:32

No,

01:33:33

uh,

01:33:34

it's going to attack at,

01:33:36

uh,

01:33:37

ghost.

01:33:38

who hit him with a ax,

01:33:41

which is,

01:33:44

which just kind of hurt him,

01:33:46

but didn't sever any limbs or anything like you'd think an ax would do.

01:33:49

Yeah.

01:33:50

You'd be surprised.

01:33:51

I am constantly.

01:33:53

Yeah.

01:33:54

Uh,

01:33:54

and he misses.

01:33:55

So that's a lot of advantages though.

01:33:58

Yeah.

01:33:59

Uh,

01:34:00

Jake is too far

01:34:01

to,

01:34:03

uh,

01:34:04

make a

01:34:05

attack.

01:34:07

Wait,

01:34:08

he said a lot of advantages.

01:34:09

Oh,

01:34:10

six advantages.

01:34:11

Uh,

01:34:12

let's say he jumps

01:34:15

on top of you.

01:34:17

You're still standing,

01:34:18

so he doesn't knock you over,

01:34:20

but he's covering your face.

01:34:21

Okay.

01:34:23

Now he doesn't like jump on your,

01:34:25

like directly on your face because he's bigger than that.

01:34:28

But like you're,

01:34:29

you're the top half of you.

01:34:30

Is he,

01:34:30

is my ax hand still free or is that somehow tangled up in the mess?

01:34:34

Um,

01:34:34

it,

01:34:34

he's so close that you,

01:34:37

you would not be able to use your ax on him if your turn was next.

01:34:42

So someone will have to knock him off so you can use your ax because you would be like,

01:34:46

I guess you could if you wanted to,

01:34:48

but we're going to have to upgrade the,

01:34:50

it'd have to be a challenge for you to use the ax towards yourself.

01:34:54

Um,

01:34:55

like if you missed and hit yourself in the,

01:34:57

I wouldn't use the ax.

01:34:58

I would just,

01:34:58

I would just use the pistol.

01:34:59

I would just shoot his,

01:35:01

shoot him in the belly with the pistol.

01:35:02

Oh,

01:35:03

I forgot you had a pistol.

01:35:05

Point blank.

01:35:07

Whose turn is it?

01:35:11

Uh,

01:35:11

Jake.

01:35:12

So he's not in the tree as we've established.

01:35:16

I think they should start running into the,

01:35:18

uh,

01:35:19

the fort.

01:35:21

You should radio that to them.

01:35:23

Hey,

01:35:24

clones.

01:35:25

I,

01:35:26

I think all of,

01:35:28

all four of you should start running into the fort now.

01:35:31

Okay.

01:35:32

And then you see,

01:35:33

you see Zeke make a motion like this.

01:35:36

We've been waiting for this all lives.

01:35:39

And they start,

01:35:40

they just start charging like mad people into,

01:35:45

into that hole that is still smoldering from the grenade.

01:35:51

and bush.

01:35:54

And the bush is smoldering.

01:35:57

Although I think the bush was a bush.

01:35:59

There's bits of bushes.

01:35:59

Bits of bush everywhere.

01:36:02

That brings it up to the top of the initiative order.

01:36:05

Uh,

01:36:06

Mac,

01:36:06

you are the first.

01:36:09

Oh,

01:36:10

is there monkey stone ghost face?

01:36:13

Yes.

01:36:14

Um,

01:36:15

is it,

01:36:16

was it,

01:36:16

is that,

01:36:17

that's the one that was attacking me too,

01:36:18

right?

01:36:19

Yeah.

01:36:19

There's two of them.

01:36:21

There's two.

01:36:21

So there's one still,

01:36:22

one still attacking me and one's attacking him.

01:36:24

Uh,

01:36:25

the,

01:36:25

that one is not attacking you.

01:36:27

Uh,

01:36:27

they're,

01:36:28

they're acting as a group,

01:36:29

but one is directly on the upper body,

01:36:31

including face of,

01:36:32

um,

01:36:33

ghost.

01:36:34

So the other is not attacking you right now.

01:36:37

All right.

01:36:38

So I'm going to melee the one that's on his face.

01:36:40

Okay.

01:36:41

So you're going to,

01:36:41

you're going to punch.

01:36:43

Yeah.

01:36:44

Okay.

01:36:45

Um,

01:36:45

you will upgrade one of the purples to a red.

01:36:48

One of the purples to a red.

01:36:51

Yeah.

01:36:51

And then bring down a purple.

01:36:52

So one purple.

01:36:53

Yeah.

01:36:53

One purple and one red.

01:36:54

Oh,

01:36:55

successful.

01:36:58

All right.

01:37:01

Successful and no threats.

01:37:03

So you punch doing what are,

01:37:07

what are,

01:37:07

what are your fist?

01:37:08

You said two,

01:37:10

two,

01:37:11

my fist are two max or probably like half.

01:37:14

All right.

01:37:14

Uh,

01:37:15

jokes.

01:37:16

My fist.

01:37:16

My fist.

01:37:17

Yeah.

01:37:18

Uh,

01:37:19

so you,

01:37:20

you knock the monkey off a ghost's face.

01:37:25

Oh,

01:37:26

Oh,

01:37:27

he's stunned.

01:37:30

I can tell.

01:37:31

Oh,

01:37:31

he's so stunned.

01:37:32

He's stunned.

01:37:33

He's done by your great fist work.

01:37:35

Yeah.

01:37:36

Look at it.

01:37:36

There you go.

01:37:39

I always wanted to punch a monkey off a wookie.

01:37:41

So it is your turn.

01:37:45

Okay.

01:37:45

List.

01:37:45

Mine.

01:37:49

Yes.

01:37:51

So is the monkeys off of me now?

01:37:53

Yes.

01:37:53

Yes.

01:37:54

Mac punched it off.

01:37:55

Right.

01:37:56

With his,

01:37:56

with his,

01:37:56

with his fist.

01:37:57

Right.

01:37:58

My fist.

01:37:58

Thank you.

01:38:00

Thank you,

01:38:00

Mac.

01:38:00

Um,

01:38:02

much obliged.

01:38:05

What's the monkey doing?

01:38:06

Is it stumbling back?

01:38:08

Is it gathering to jump at me again?

01:38:10

No,

01:38:11

it fell,

01:38:11

it fell off your face.

01:38:12

It's on his back.

01:38:13

Like a,

01:38:13

like a turned over beetle.

01:38:14

Okay.

01:38:16

Um,

01:38:17

so I will give you,

01:38:18

I'll let you have a boost for if I'm assuming you,

01:38:21

you may very well exit.

01:38:23

Yeah.

01:38:24

I'm going for an overhead two handed strike.

01:38:26

Okay.

01:38:26

Full.

01:38:27

I'm going to slidey hand.

01:38:28

I'll give you a boost.

01:38:31

I'll give you a boost for him being on his back and a boost for just,

01:38:34

I don't know you being Wookiee rage.

01:38:37

Yay.

01:38:38

And so four advantages.

01:38:41

That will be a critical injury.

01:38:43

See,

01:38:45

is there critical for,

01:38:46

and eight damage.

01:38:47

Yeah.

01:38:50

And eight damage.

01:38:53

Uh,

01:38:55

so you split that,

01:38:56

that one monkey that was laying at like a beetle.

01:38:59

Um,

01:39:00

you split him in half.

01:39:04

I roar.

01:39:08

Okay.

01:39:11

Hey ghost,

01:39:13

how long does it take to get monkey blood off your fur?

01:39:15

I do not know.

01:39:18

I have never killed Talios before.

01:39:20

But,

01:39:24

or the blood of other creatures,

01:39:27

just generally one bath.

01:39:30

really?

01:39:31

Huh.

01:39:32

It's blood.

01:39:33

Not.

01:39:34

What kind of shampoo do you use?

01:39:35

Die.

01:39:36

He is white.

01:39:37

What's shit?

01:39:38

What's shampoo?

01:39:39

Beach.

01:39:41

What's shampoo?

01:39:43

Uh,

01:39:44

soap.

01:39:44

What's soap?

01:39:46

That answers a lot of questions,

01:39:48

actually.

01:39:48

That,

01:39:52

that explains the smell.

01:39:53

Right.

01:39:54

What smell.

01:39:55

You,

01:39:56

your smell.

01:39:57

Great.

01:39:58

Sorry.

01:39:58

It's your turn.

01:39:58

Okay.

01:39:59

I am going to,

01:40:01

I'm going to run to,

01:40:03

so I'm going to take two maneuvers to go closer to the,

01:40:05

the,

01:40:07

uh,

01:40:07

the fort.

01:40:07

Okay.

01:40:09

and then I'm going to shoot the one Talios still there.

01:40:13

Okay.

01:40:13

Uh,

01:40:14

you're still close.

01:40:15

Wait,

01:40:16

uh,

01:40:16

where's the last Talio?

01:40:19

It,

01:40:20

cause that's a minion group.

01:40:22

So you killed.

01:40:23

Oh,

01:40:24

I see.

01:40:25

I see.

01:40:25

I see.

01:40:26

So I'd be medium range now.

01:40:28

Okay.

01:40:29

Oh,

01:40:33

triumph.

01:40:33

Triumph.

01:40:35

Triumph.

01:40:35

All right.

01:40:36

11 damage.

01:40:37

Can I just say shot him in the heart?

01:40:41

Uh,

01:40:42

you,

01:40:44

you can,

01:40:45

uh,

01:40:45

which would induce a critical injury.

01:40:47

You fucking shot the heart.

01:40:50

Yeah.

01:40:51

Broke his heart.

01:40:52

How about you broke his heart?

01:40:53

with his blaster bolt.

01:40:56

Turns out that much.

01:40:58

Oh,

01:40:58

for you.

01:40:59

Uh,

01:41:03

and his,

01:41:04

Oh,

01:41:04

well,

01:41:04

if it's a critical,

01:41:05

his scanners are scattered.

01:41:07

If I'm doing a critical,

01:41:09

you've got to add 20.

01:41:11

Oh shit.

01:41:13

So 86.

01:41:14

Yeah.

01:41:15

Shit.

01:41:16

Compromise.

01:41:17

Increased difficulty of all skill checks by one until the end of the encounter.

01:41:21

All right.

01:41:21

So he is now,

01:41:22

compromised.

01:41:24

Okay.

01:41:27

Uh,

01:41:31

the,

01:41:33

all the clone troopers are acting as one.

01:41:36

They just,

01:41:36

they go,

01:41:37

they just keep charging into the,

01:41:40

uh,

01:41:41

the,

01:41:41

uh,

01:41:41

tailio nest.

01:41:42

Uh,

01:41:44

they find it empty.

01:41:46

and as they charge further,

01:41:48

they are straining themselves and they find the alpha monkey and they surround it.

01:41:55

Uh,

01:41:55

uh,

01:42:02

that takes up the clone troopers turn.

01:42:08

Uh,

01:42:09

this tailio who has just been compromised,

01:42:13

lunges out one last time at ghost.

01:42:19

Uh,

01:42:20

the,

01:42:21

the familiar beast foe.

01:42:25

doing eight damage to ghost.

01:42:38

Uh,

01:42:38

doing eight damage to ghost.

01:42:39

Any soak.

01:42:40

So that would be three minus your soak,

01:42:44

which is five.

01:42:45

It's going to be three wounds.

01:42:46

Okay.

01:42:48

Um,

01:42:49

Oh,

01:42:49

you already assigned them to me.

01:42:50

Yes.

01:42:51

Okay.

01:42:52

Bringing it to Mac at the top of the order.

01:42:55

Are we going to,

01:42:59

or is this,

01:42:59

this monkey in front of us?

01:43:01

He's,

01:43:01

is he dead yet?

01:43:02

No,

01:43:03

he just attacked ghost.

01:43:04

Oh,

01:43:05

okay.

01:43:05

He just punched ghost.

01:43:07

Mac.

01:43:08

I think we should,

01:43:09

I think we should let the monkey have fun with this monkey.

01:43:11

Yeah.

01:43:12

You guys should go after the alpha.

01:43:13

Help the clones.

01:43:14

Help the clones.

01:43:16

Yeah.

01:43:17

All right.

01:43:19

Well,

01:43:19

then do I have to make a bunch of maneuvers to get over there?

01:43:22

No,

01:43:22

you're right.

01:43:23

You're right on top.

01:43:23

What?

01:43:25

Of this monkey?

01:43:25

I thought of the alpha.

01:43:27

You're not literally on top of him,

01:43:28

but you're,

01:43:28

you're close to him.

01:43:29

No,

01:43:30

we want to get to the alpha.

01:43:31

Oh,

01:43:32

Oh,

01:43:32

Oh,

01:43:32

I'm sorry.

01:43:32

You guys are moving.

01:43:33

Yeah.

01:43:35

He wants the one.

01:43:36

He wants to,

01:43:36

you guys are at a long range.

01:43:39

So if you take two maneuvers,

01:43:40

you would be,

01:43:41

you'll be a short.

01:43:42

Yeah.

01:43:42

Short range.

01:43:43

All right.

01:43:44

Well,

01:43:44

then I'm going to do that and shoot.

01:43:45

Uh,

01:43:48

is that good?

01:43:49

Yeah.

01:43:49

You,

01:43:50

you can shoot.

01:43:51

Um,

01:43:52

you,

01:43:55

if you shot,

01:43:56

that would be,

01:43:57

since you took two maneuvers,

01:43:58

then shooting,

01:43:59

it would be taking a strain for your extra,

01:44:01

for the extra maneuver.

01:44:04

all right.

01:44:04

All right.

01:44:04

All right.

01:44:10

So then shoot.

01:44:11

Sure.

01:44:12

Shoot her.

01:44:17

There you go.

01:44:19

You finally got the sound effect.

01:44:21

Huzzah.

01:44:23

Uh,

01:44:24

doing some damage.

01:44:25

Pew,

01:44:26

pew,

01:44:26

pew,

01:44:27

pew,

01:44:27

pew.

01:44:27

Uh,

01:44:30

seven damage.

01:44:32

Yes.

01:44:36

Uh,

01:44:37

you shoot,

01:44:38

you shoot the tail.

01:44:39

Oh,

01:44:39

uh,

01:44:40

and it roars,

01:44:42

uh,

01:44:43

indicating that it's soak is over seven.

01:44:48

five.

01:44:48

So,

01:44:49

so first time,

01:44:49

I think we just pissed this guy off.

01:44:55

I guess I ran out of,

01:44:57

uh,

01:44:57

creativity and just told you what happened.

01:44:59

Oh man.

01:45:00

If his soak is over seven,

01:45:02

then I really won't even be able to hurt him at all.

01:45:05

Even though I have an ax.

01:45:06

Can you throw the ax?

01:45:07

Will it get more?

01:45:08

If,

01:45:09

well,

01:45:09

if you throw the ax,

01:45:10

does it become like a range heavy?

01:45:12

Like a range heavy?

01:45:14

Go ghost.

01:45:17

It is,

01:45:17

uh,

01:45:17

it is your turn.

01:45:18

If you'd like to take it.

01:45:20

If the party.

01:45:20

Yeah.

01:45:21

Uh,

01:45:22

I'll use one maneuver.

01:45:23

Um,

01:45:24

just to,

01:45:24

I mean,

01:45:25

stay within close range,

01:45:25

but can I just like circle around him a little bit?

01:45:28

Well,

01:45:28

like in a menacing way?

01:45:29

No,

01:45:30

like just to get closer to the alpha for one.

01:45:32

I just patch this guy.

01:45:33

Sure.

01:45:34

Um,

01:45:35

okay.

01:45:36

And then I will go ahead and just,

01:45:38

you know,

01:45:38

do my vibro ax thing.

01:45:40

All right.

01:45:43

And I'll fail.

01:45:47

Yay.

01:45:47

Oh,

01:45:48

and,

01:45:48

but you do have an advantage.

01:45:50

Um,

01:45:52

Hmm.

01:45:55

I bring my,

01:45:57

I'm able to turn the momentum of my swing.

01:46:00

and bring it back around,

01:46:02

bring the ax back around into a defensive stance.

01:46:04

Okay.

01:46:05

So that would,

01:46:06

that would give you a,

01:46:07

I don't know,

01:46:08

maybe cover or something.

01:46:09

Or a disadvantage to them.

01:46:12

Yeah.

01:46:13

I'm sorry.

01:46:14

Okay.

01:46:15

Uh,

01:46:16

Sarn.

01:46:17

Um,

01:46:20

I want to shoot at the alpha.

01:46:25

Okay.

01:46:26

And I can't take any,

01:46:27

this would be my third one since we moved.

01:46:32

So you're already taking a strain just to shoot.

01:46:35

Yeah.

01:46:35

Yes.

01:46:37

You,

01:46:37

it would be the same as Mac.

01:46:39

Yeah.

01:46:39

So,

01:46:40

right.

01:46:40

You,

01:46:41

did you add yourself a strain?

01:46:42

Yeah.

01:46:43

Okay.

01:46:50

Uh,

01:46:50

you shoot and miss.

01:46:51

I got a triumph though.

01:46:53

Okay.

01:46:55

How would you like to spend your time?

01:46:56

So many triumphs.

01:46:57

I missed so bad,

01:47:00

but I hit one of like the bigger tree limbs.

01:47:03

That's over.

01:47:03

No,

01:47:04

that's over him.

01:47:05

Uh huh.

01:47:05

And I can tell that it's kind of loose.

01:47:08

So I think like one more shot to it,

01:47:11

it might fall down.

01:47:12

Okay.

01:47:12

All right.

01:47:15

So yeah,

01:47:15

you loosen a tree and it didn't quite fall down,

01:47:17

but it is quite loose.

01:47:18

Loose as a goose.

01:47:21

All right.

01:47:23

So Sarn.

01:47:23

All right.

01:47:25

Rafe.

01:47:26

Uh,

01:47:26

Zeke is going to move up in the order and he's going to throw a

01:47:33

grenade because he had a grenade this whole time.

01:47:38

He said he didn't have any grenades.

01:47:41

Yeah.

01:47:42

Well,

01:47:42

it turns out he does.

01:47:42

He was so shocked that I had a grenade.

01:47:46

Yeah.

01:47:49

Well,

01:47:49

Oh no.

01:47:50

Don't use your fishing grenade.

01:47:51

You guys need to eat later.

01:47:55

Well,

01:47:55

it turns out we got an extra fishing grenade.

01:47:57

I'm just going to throw this.

01:47:59

Look out everyone.

01:48:00

Uh,

01:48:03

how does a frag grenade have zero?

01:48:05

Sure.

01:48:07

It doesn't.

01:48:08

Uh,

01:48:10

eight.

01:48:10

Uh,

01:48:13

doing a critical.

01:48:14

And

01:48:19

all right.

01:48:26

and everyone is blown back one,

01:48:28

one range band.

01:48:31

So now instead of adding gauge,

01:48:33

they're at close.

01:48:34

By the explosion.

01:48:38

Um,

01:48:40

the remaining two veteran clone troopers shoot at the alpha with their rifles.

01:48:50

they're at close range.

01:48:51

Uh,

01:48:51

they're at close range.

01:48:51

Uh,

01:48:58

wow.

01:48:59

Uh,

01:48:59

Tojo missed.

01:49:00

Misses.

01:49:02

And who's next?

01:49:03

This alpha has so much soak and we can't even hit him.

01:49:06

No.

01:49:07

No.

01:49:07

He did take critical damage.

01:49:12

Did the critical hit,

01:49:13

didn't he?

01:49:13

From the grenade?

01:49:14

From the grenade.

01:49:15

Yes.

01:49:16

Oh,

01:49:17

well,

01:49:17

where's the critical?

01:49:17

I guess I did not roll for the critical.

01:49:19

I should do that.

01:49:19

Right.

01:49:20

Roll.

01:49:24

Rafe did,

01:49:25

uh,

01:49:25

11 damage.

01:49:26

Uh,

01:49:27

he is slightly dazed.

01:49:28

Okay.

01:49:31

And Rafe did 11 damage.

01:49:32

Does it seem like that hurt him?

01:49:36

Yes.

01:49:37

All right.

01:49:40

Somewhere between seven,

01:49:42

well,

01:49:43

eight,

01:49:43

11,

01:49:45

eight.

01:49:46

Yeah.

01:49:47

Well,

01:49:48

he did 11.

01:49:49

So actually it'd be eight and 10 between eight and 10.

01:49:52

Oh yeah.

01:49:54

Well,

01:49:55

it could be seven.

01:49:55

Yeah,

01:49:57

I guess.

01:49:57

Right.

01:49:58

Although Tiger did say more than seven.

01:50:00

So he did.

01:50:01

God,

01:50:03

God gave us a little insight to that.

01:50:05

All right.

01:50:06

And yes,

01:50:07

he was quite lazy.

01:50:08

And,

01:50:09

uh,

01:50:11

the tail,

01:50:11

uh,

01:50:12

uses his fist against the,

01:50:13

the other one,

01:50:14

the remaining one against,

01:50:15

uh,

01:50:15

ghost.

01:50:17

Ghost.

01:50:18

Uh,

01:50:20

does a lot of damage.

01:50:22

Wow.

01:50:23

No,

01:50:23

that's right.

01:50:24

Yeah.

01:50:25

So it's just three.

01:50:27

Cause fists are two.

01:50:28

Well,

01:50:29

my fists are two.

01:50:30

I don't know about the tailors.

01:50:31

Who knows?

01:50:32

Uh,

01:50:32

so it's not even enough to,

01:50:34

to pass your soak then.

01:50:35

Are we reaching the same?

01:50:38

He had six advantages.

01:50:41

Yeah,

01:50:43

but advantages doesn't,

01:50:44

that has nothing to do with,

01:50:46

it's the number of successes that,

01:50:48

that determines the damage,

01:50:51

the damage.

01:50:52

Oh,

01:50:54

right.

01:50:54

My bad.

01:50:55

Okay.

01:50:55

Okay.

01:51:00

Back to the top.

01:51:01

Mac.

01:51:02

Oh,

01:51:03

wait,

01:51:04

did he roll?

01:51:04

He didn't roll a setback or anything.

01:51:05

Tiger.

01:51:07

Yeah,

01:51:08

and he's compromised.

01:51:09

Okay.

01:51:11

Well,

01:51:12

he didn't do any damage anyway,

01:51:13

so can you,

01:51:14

you want like,

01:51:15

it's fine,

01:51:16

fine,

01:51:16

fine,

01:51:17

fine,

01:51:18

fine,

01:51:18

fine.

01:51:18

That's fine.

01:51:20

Jake,

01:51:21

the remaining clone trooper at the bottom,

01:51:24

shoots at the alpha.

01:51:25

Oh,

01:51:29

I'm shooting the monkey.

01:51:30

And misses.

01:51:32

Oh,

01:51:34

I'm a bitch,

01:51:35

you guys suck.

01:51:36

Yeah.

01:51:37

The reason they weren't able to fight the monkeys without us.

01:51:39

Yeah,

01:51:40

right?

01:51:40

You know,

01:51:42

I missed last time too.

01:51:43

The monkey.

01:51:44

We've surrounded this guy,

01:51:45

he's not dying.

01:51:46

We've still killed like,

01:51:47

five monkeys or something,

01:51:49

something ridiculous.

01:51:50

Right.

01:51:51

He lunges at Zeke.

01:51:55

Or Zeke.

01:51:57

Bye,

01:51:57

Zeke.

01:51:58

And does.

01:52:01

Actually,

01:52:03

he only does three damage.

01:52:04

Oh,

01:52:05

he does three damage.

01:52:06

These monkeys need to be rebalanced.

01:52:08

Melee just seems to need to be rebalanced in general.

01:52:12

Or maybe I just need to learn how to do this.

01:52:16

Actually,

01:52:16

what did you add there?

01:52:18

Didn't we talk about this?

01:52:19

shouldn't you add brawn?

01:52:20

So if it's,

01:52:22

if the fists are two,

01:52:23

that's plus two.

01:52:24

So meaning you also have to add brawn to it.

01:52:27

Just like with my axe.

01:52:29

Oh,

01:52:29

that would make sense.

01:52:31

sense.

01:52:31

It's kind of shitty that fists are plus two and my axe is plus three.

01:52:34

It just means,

01:52:35

I guess,

01:52:36

vibro weapons are not actually very good.

01:52:38

Oh,

01:52:40

yeah,

01:52:40

that makes,

01:52:41

that makes more sense.

01:52:43

Because then,

01:52:44

yeah,

01:52:44

that's way more damage.

01:52:45

Uh,

01:52:47

so Zeke gets punched really,

01:52:49

he gets punched really good.

01:52:50

Oh,

01:52:53

all right.

01:52:54

All right.

01:52:56

That was Zeke getting punched.

01:52:58

Mac.

01:53:00

Right.

01:53:03

I'm blasting a monkey.

01:53:04

Aim,

01:53:05

aim first.

01:53:06

You got it,

01:53:08

dude.

01:53:08

I'm aiming first.

01:53:09

All right.

01:53:13

So that's a boost.

01:53:15

and you are at what,

01:53:17

what range are you?

01:53:18

You're at,

01:53:19

no,

01:53:19

you're at medium.

01:53:20

Yeah.

01:53:21

He didn't get blasted back by the grenade.

01:53:23

No,

01:53:24

I've been heading out either.

01:53:25

I've been hiding by their,

01:53:26

their,

01:53:27

their,

01:53:27

their houses.

01:53:28

By that burning bush.

01:53:29

Their burning bush.

01:53:31

All right.

01:53:31

All right.

01:53:35

With the boost.

01:53:36

Yay.

01:53:36

Seven.

01:53:39

Damn.

01:53:39

Only seven.

01:53:40

Doesn't do anything.

01:53:41

Oh,

01:53:41

he got a crit.

01:53:42

He got a crit though.

01:53:43

So.

01:53:43

Right.

01:53:44

Three crit.

01:53:45

All right.

01:53:46

So he's got two crits on him now.

01:53:48

Wait,

01:53:49

what?

01:53:50

Why?

01:53:50

Oh,

01:53:51

he has,

01:53:51

he had the existing one.

01:53:53

What is the,

01:53:54

what did the slightly dazed even do?

01:53:55

I'm sure we forgot.

01:53:57

I'm sure you didn't read it.

01:54:00

Slightly dazed.

01:54:02

The target is just.

01:54:03

He got slightly dazed twice.

01:54:05

Oh yeah,

01:54:06

but it's plus 10 for the second crit.

01:54:08

So what was it?

01:54:09

65.

01:54:11

65.

01:54:11

75.

01:54:12

So 75,

01:54:15

which is.

01:54:16

Hamstrung.

01:54:18

Loses his free maneuver until the end of the encounter.

01:54:21

Oh.

01:54:23

So.

01:54:24

Okay.

01:54:25

All right.

01:54:26

That's like a lot less mobility.

01:54:28

Yeah.

01:54:28

Ghost.

01:54:29

All you got to do is keep backing up.

01:54:34

Shoot.

01:54:35

All right.

01:54:36

I'm going to circle around again.

01:54:39

And,

01:54:41

uh,

01:54:41

swing the shitty axe.

01:54:43

All right.

01:54:48

So that's,

01:54:50

let's see,

01:54:51

three plus four plus two.

01:54:52

So nine.

01:54:54

Uh,

01:54:55

you,

01:54:56

you split,

01:54:58

now you split this tail and a half.

01:55:01

Yay.

01:55:01

Yay.

01:55:01

Do you think the clone troopers would eat them?

01:55:07

Yes.

01:55:08

They might.

01:55:09

You might want to ask.

01:55:10

I mean,

01:55:10

they lost their last fishing grenade.

01:55:11

Yes.

01:55:12

We will eat him.

01:55:13

Do not eat him.

01:55:15

Well,

01:55:17

there's a lot of,

01:55:18

because there's a lot of carcasses.

01:55:19

I'm sure they'll have plenty to eat.

01:55:21

Yes.

01:55:22

We are out of fishing grenades.

01:55:24

Zeke,

01:55:27

why don't you worry?

01:55:28

Zeke,

01:55:29

you should worry about surviving this encounter.

01:55:31

Good advice.

01:55:36

All right.

01:55:39

My turn.

01:55:40

Yeah.

01:55:41

Sarn's turn.

01:55:42

Sarn's turn.

01:55:42

All right.

01:55:44

I'm going to flip a light side point.

01:55:45

Awesome.

01:55:47

to say that with that tree that's hanging above.

01:55:50

Okay.

01:55:51

I see that there's just one vine that's holding it up.

01:55:54

All right.

01:55:55

So I want to shoot at that vine to make it fall on top of this alpha.

01:56:01

Okay.

01:56:02

That is gonna,

01:56:04

I like that.

01:56:07

What I'm thinking is I'm trying to decide whether it's going to be average or difficult.

01:56:16

If the alpha was at medium range and this is up,

01:56:20

trigonometry would say that it should probably be long range.

01:56:23

Sorry.

01:56:24

And I,

01:56:25

and I want it because of the fine is not that,

01:56:27

not that big.

01:56:28

So I'm not as worried about the distance per se,

01:56:30

just how hard it's going to be to hit that vine.

01:56:33

He's a good shot.

01:56:38

So two difficulty and a setback.

01:56:42

How about,

01:56:44

or upgrade one of the purples to a red.

01:56:47

So it's not quite the same as adding another difficulty.

01:56:50

Although I don't know mathematically how that works out.

01:56:52

All right.

01:56:54

Well then I'm going to aim obviously.

01:56:56

So I get a boost.

01:56:56

Sure.

01:57:00

No whammies.

01:57:02

Whammy.

01:57:03

Whammy.

01:57:04

But you get,

01:57:05

you get four,

01:57:06

four advantages.

01:57:07

So I will say that.

01:57:08

The clone troopers see what I was doing.

01:57:11

Okay.

01:57:11

So the clone troopers totally see what you,

01:57:15

what you're going for.

01:57:16

And they decide that that's a great idea.

01:57:19

And they're all going to try it.

01:57:22

Uh,

01:57:22

starting.

01:57:23

I think you make that sound bad.

01:57:24

No,

01:57:25

no,

01:57:26

it's not bad.

01:57:26

It's a great,

01:57:27

it sounds like a great idea.

01:57:28

It's a great idea.

01:57:29

So they're all going to start shooting at this vine,

01:57:31

uh,

01:57:32

which will be one purple and one red.

01:57:35

a check failed for the,

01:57:40

and a triumph and a triumph.

01:57:42

There's so many triumphs in it.

01:57:45

Okay.

01:57:46

So,

01:57:46

uh,

01:57:47

I don't,

01:57:48

they see him miss,

01:57:49

but they see exactly how he missed and are able to,

01:57:53

uh,

01:57:54

adjust from that shot,

01:57:56

giving them a boost.

01:57:57

The next,

01:57:59

the next clone trooper who is Tojo.

01:58:01

who again,

01:58:12

who again,

01:58:13

misses.

01:58:13

Uh,

01:58:15

and so bringing up Zeke,

01:58:18

uh,

01:58:18

Zeke,

01:58:19

the advantage again,

01:58:20

uh,

01:58:21

he's able,

01:58:22

he's able to further adjust his shot.

01:58:26

Hey,

01:58:27

Hey,

01:58:28

Zeke,

01:58:28

hit the damn vine.

01:58:30

Oh,

01:58:31

Oh,

01:58:32

good idea.

01:58:33

Uh,

01:58:34

great advice.

01:58:35

Two boosts.

01:58:37

He got it.

01:58:41

He hits the vine.

01:58:43

The log comes crashing down and completely flattens the alpha.

01:58:50

Taylor.

01:58:51

Uh,

01:58:53

and he is very dead.

01:58:56

Sorry.

01:58:58

Checks his pockets.

01:58:59

I'm rooting through their houses next.

01:59:06

That's what I'm doing.

01:59:07

Let me tell you what.

01:59:08

I'd use monkeys.

01:59:09

Got something good in there.

01:59:10

I probably got tons of fishing grenades.

01:59:14

Uh,

01:59:15

great job.

01:59:16

Uh,

01:59:17

you killed,

01:59:18

you killed the alpha.

01:59:20

We didn't lose a clone.

01:59:26

All right.

01:59:30

I thought for sure we were going to lose a clone.

01:59:31

Yeah.

01:59:34

No,

01:59:35

I was really hoping you'd lose a clone.

01:59:37

We did it.

01:59:45

We did it.

01:59:46

We killed all of the monkeys.

01:59:49

This is going to be,

01:59:50

this is going to be so deep into our lore.

01:59:52

We're going to be talking about this for ages.

01:59:56

I hope so.

01:59:57

Because it felt like it went on for ages.

01:59:58

Yeah.

01:59:59

Can we get some experience for that battle?

02:00:01

Oh yeah,

02:00:01

for sure.

02:00:02

I forgot to mention.

02:00:03

Yes.

02:00:03

You will be rewarded handsomely in the experience department,

02:00:06

uh,

02:00:07

next week.

02:00:08

So,

02:00:08

uh,

02:00:09

probably,

02:00:10

yeah,

02:00:10

let's just go 15 across the board and maybe take a look and see what you want.

02:00:17

I know some of you have experience you have not spent,

02:00:21

so it's going to be quite.

02:00:24

Does that,

02:00:26

is that listed here?

02:00:27

I'm just curious.

02:00:28

I think I know what I have.

02:00:29

XP?

02:00:29

Yeah,

02:00:31

I don't know that it's in foundry.

02:00:33

Okay.

02:00:34

But do you have it written down?

02:00:36

Do I have it written down?

02:00:38

Yes,

02:00:38

I do.

02:00:39

I don't have it.

02:00:40

I think,

02:00:41

I think I have,

02:00:42

okay,

02:00:43

I just,

02:00:43

I'll figure it out next week.

02:00:44

I don't like.

02:00:45

I'll try to get it to you in the next couple of days.

02:00:48

So maybe you guys can take a look.

02:00:50

I'm pretty sure I have 25 XP with tonight,

02:00:52

but that's why I was just double checking.

02:00:54

Cause I didn't know if it,

02:00:55

I,

02:00:55

it says everything else on this thing.

02:00:57

I didn't know if it had that,

02:00:57

you know,

02:00:58

uh,

02:00:58

it has the ability to,

02:01:00

but I have not been keeping up in foundry.

02:01:02

Okay.

02:01:03

Who are you,

02:01:05

Mac?

02:01:05

I have you at 10 XP.

02:01:09

So yes,

02:01:09

you would be a 25.

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