Never Stop Troopin'

Season 1, Episode 34
January 2, 2022

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*laughs*

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Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

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Down to the beach I'm strollin'

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But the seagulls poke in my head

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Not fun, I said seagulls, hmmm, stop it now

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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Nothing I could do but you

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When these birds...

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Stunned! The crew have found themselves deep in Blackwind Crater, looking for some trace of the Radarian Chain Gang, the organization that serves Butt Radar.

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Accompanying them is Graf Lin, a one-legged foreman, former Radarian himself.

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Thanks to some intel from Crazo, they know that someone named Mandy mentioned something about Blackwind Crater.

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And so they charged in, and were attacked by a tailio.

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And now Ghost is covered in unconscious monkey.

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But which one is the monkey and which one is the wookie?

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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Got him.

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*laughs*

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Tune in.

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Alright.

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Tune in this week.

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*laughs*

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Oh, we should probably roll for Destiny, huh?

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I should probably log on to the, uh, the old thingy thing.

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Oh my god.

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I spent so much time getting the thingy set up and you won't even log in and read all of my precious notes.

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Okay.

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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I always forget, oh no, I repasted the kickboxing girl.

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Oh, we lost the kickboxing.

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You can just, uh, the swrpg.ascorea.com

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Yeah, that was way too many letters.

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I'm just gonna keep looking for the kickboxing girl.

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Well, they stand for Star Wars, which should be easy to remember.

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And RPG also should be easy to remember, but...

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What do I have?

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Found it!

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Okay.

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Or the kickboxing girl.

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Wait, now there's a lot of weird things.

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There's the Foundry, the Kanka, and the Podcast, and a Dice Roller.

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Oh man, I'm assuming I just got a Foundry.

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Yeah.

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Figured it out, guys.

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It's okay.

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Alright, I was worried there for a second.

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Yeah.

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It's just supposed to be a black screen.

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Well, that's all it is.

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Okay, then you guys do not have vision for some reason, and I will fix that.

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*makes a little bit of a bird*

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Ooh, yay, Darkseid.

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Darkseid.

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Ooh, boy.

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This is not gonna be a fun session.

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Can you see it now?

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Can we ever use the Darkseid points, or is that only you?

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It's...

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I mean, you can, but they have to be for dark things.

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Oh, I guess I have to...

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So if we...

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Yeah, fine.

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If we wanna do evil...

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Wait, wait, we were doing...

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We were doing so many evil things.

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Like, what if...

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Not evil things.

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Things against you.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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I do not want to incentivize you guys to do evil things any more than you already naturally

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are.

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So, is there any reason why we would ever use the Darkseid points for ourselves?

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No.

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I was just trying to be funny, which I since learned my lesson.

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That you're not funny.

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That was not the lesson.

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It is now.

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It is now.

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It's the only thing I've taken away from this conversation all day today.

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Okay.

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Ever since it started.

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Adam.

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That God is not funny.

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Brutal.

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Abbed.

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Um...

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You guys are in a jungle,

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and Ghost is underneath an unconscious Wookiee.

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Uh, you just blasted him.

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I stunned him.

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Stunned him.

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I stunned him.

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Okay.

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Uh, anybody else want to catch up on where we were?

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Questions or anything before we get into it?

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Hold on.

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Well, I just woke up from a very long nap.

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I think I was sleepwalking.

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Where are we?

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I think we're in Blackwater Crater.

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Blackwater Crater.

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Great.

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What should I rip the arms off of?

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That monkey you're covered in.

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Wait, this monkey right here?

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Yeah.

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This one right on top of me?

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All right.

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We have to go to the center of the crater to look for a person named Mindy.

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I grabbed the monkey by the scruff of its neck and I'm holding it.

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I'm assuming it's shrieking.

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Uh, no.

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It's stunned.

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I stunned or died?

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Sarn, at the very end of the episode, stunned the monkey.

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Oh, why is it on my head then and not just like on my back?

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It's not on your back.

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It's on top of you.

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No.

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You were wrestling, you were wrestling it.

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Oh, go ahead, Sarn.

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Oh, I'm not walking with it.

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I'm like on the, I'm laying on the ground right now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're on the ground.

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The monkey's on top of you.

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I stunned it.

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Because you, you like begged me not to kill it.

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Oh, okay, cool.

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Yes, I love this monkey.

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So I stunned it.

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I'm petting it.

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It is a very ferocious looking monkey.

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Well, not anymore.

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Sleeping is adorable.

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It was kicking the shit out of both of you.

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Oh, and Graf is there.

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It's teeth are so pretty good.

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My shit has been kicked in.

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All right.

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I was, I was close, wasn't it?

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I don't remember much.

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I must have taken a pretty, a couple really hard knocks to the head.

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Oh, you gave, really gave it to that monkey.

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But, I mean, he almost had you.

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Uh, Graf, what do we need you for now, exactly?

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I doubt it.

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You don't, but you thought I'd be useful.

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And now you're proving not to be.

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I wasn't.

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I will pay you money to fight more monkeys for profit.

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Uh, what kind of profit?

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I'm talking a ghost.

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Oh, ghost.

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Uh.

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Go ahead.

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Have you fight monkeys, Graf.

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You weren't doing anything.

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Well, watching that Wookiee fight that monkey was the best thing I've seen in a while.

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Yeah, I'm on.

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I bet you people would bet money on it.

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Hey, yes, we can arrange that when we are done with the mission.

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I will totally arrange that.

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We'll be millionaires.

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And you get to fight and eat as many monkeys as you'd like.

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Don't eat monkeys.

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You get to fight as many monkeys as you like.

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All right, I'm in.

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You can't eat them.

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I don't though.

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I choose not to.

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Why?

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I'm a vegetarian.

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You heard.

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What about all of the sausage and bacon?

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What?

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No, I left all the sausage and bacon.

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What?

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Why?

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I, I, I, I permit eggs.

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So I ate a lot of eggs and omelets and cheese.

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Yes.

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Those are all fine.

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You got to be the world's first, the universe's first vegan Wookie.

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I'm not a vegan.

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Ugh.

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Vegetarian?

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Yes.

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Oh, my vegan Wookie.

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You had a big breakfast without ham, sausage, bacon, sausage, and beans.

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Well, beans isn't me.

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Spam?

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Yes.

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Yeah, I ate a lot of beans.

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There was also some tofu sausage.

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It was quite good.

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That explains the smell in the, in the Kahuna wave now.

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I get it.

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That sounds a lot like red wine.

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Does it smell of Vibrous?

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The big breakfast.

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The smell is terrible.

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So, where are we going?

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To the center of the crater.

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Oh.

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Yeah, let's go to the center.

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Well, actually.

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Rx told us where the center was.

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Oh, okay.

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Which way is the center?

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That-a-way.

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And I point the right-a-way.

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We walk in the way that Rx told us to walk in.

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No, Mac knows.

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He talked to Rx.

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Oh, alright.

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So, I start walking, I start walking wherever Mac's pointed then.

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Yep, we go.

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Are you carrying the monkey?

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Yeah, that's exactly.

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Big questions, man.

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It's slumped, it's slumped over my shoulder now.

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This monkey might have to join our team.

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He can be the monkey you fight.

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Yeah, we can call him Mollus.

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What?

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Mollus.

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Mollus.

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Like a monkey Wallace?

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Yeah, a monkey Wallace.

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Yeah.

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Oh, goodness.

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Okay, so you guys start making an arduous journey towards the center of the crater.

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Walking through this lush jungle.

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It's a marshy jungle and it's pretty hot and wet.

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What was the climate slash landscape of this planet like outside of the comet?

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It doesn't have as much water as say Earth, but it's green.

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And up until this point, neither Mac nor Sarn have ever really seen the color green.

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Except for Sarn.

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Sarn is green.

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Besides that, they're never that green.

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I am green.

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Yeah, and if I've seen Sarn, I've seen green.

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All right, fine.

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They've seen Zarn.

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Have you guys watched the book of Boba Fett yet?

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Yes.

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I haven't, but I did see there are a bunch of Twi'leks in it.

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That's cool.

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There's one green one, I think, too.

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He's really disgusting.

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He looks very muscular, but Sarn to shame.

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Yeah, he looked more like Zuga 2 than Sarn.

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Yeah, Zuga 2.

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Oh, yeah.

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Are we still supposed to be blind?

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Because I still just see a black screen.

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Let me see your character.

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Does anybody, do you guys see the, is everybody blind?

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No, it's still black.

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It's still black?

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All right.

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I am super blind.

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The blindest.

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There we go.

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Oh, there it is.

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All right, that's my bad.

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That's what the monkey looks like?

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Yeah.

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It's terrifying.

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Yeah, it was a terrifying monkey.

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Also, you guys were very scared.

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It also looks pretty tasty.

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Yeah, you could probably eat it.

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Wait, you should do this in character.

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That is in character.

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I want to eat this monkey.

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Sorry, I want to eat this monkey.

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No, I say we keep it as a pet.

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Or at very least, or at very least a throwable object.

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I mean, it did try to kill us.

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We just turned this monkey into a Pokemon.

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I mean, if the shoe fits.

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If the Pokeball fits.

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Pokemon Johto.

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His name is no longer Mollus.

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It is Manky.

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Manky.

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Oh, yeah.

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I mean, honestly, just keep them knocked out and then wake them up right before and just throw them at.

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Throw them.

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I guarantee you it could only work for our benefit.

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And you guys, you guys are just, it's a long walk.

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Because remember, this is six.

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What did we say it was?

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Six kilometers wide.

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This.

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This crater.

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So you guys have been, you guys walk for, for a while.

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Yeah.

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We're talking while we're walking.

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Yeah.

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It's, it's one of those walks.

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I was like walking downhill.

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Well, yeah, you are walking to the bottom of the crater because the crater is, let me explain to you a crater.

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It's shaped like a bowl.

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So you guys are going to the bottom of the bowl.

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Pink grass.

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Uh, yeah.

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How good are you at piloting?

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Uh, not very.

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Well, let me look.

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Let me, let me check my stats right here.

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Oh, what's a stat?

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Are we, I don't have my cards.

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I'm not a great, I'm not a great pilot.

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You don't have your card?

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I don't have my card.

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My card, or my, it might.

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Oh, your own character character.

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Like an eye arrow, yeah.

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But wait, what's, what's stats?

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I'm still.

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Oh no, it's like, it's like a way to quantify your abilities.

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Uh, and we used to do that all the time in the, uh, the Radarian chain game.

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We would argue about it for hours and hours at the, uh, the pub.

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What you might.

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But like you.

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But then who, who assigns value to your ability?

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Uh, there's a central body, uh, run by Guinness.

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They make space talent.

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Hold on, you wouldn't fight a monkey, but you know the term quantitative?

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Uh, quantitative, yes.

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We learned that.

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As we, we did a lot of arguing.

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Is pirating 101?

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Wait, what about the monkey I didn't know?

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These are some very well-educated pirates.

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They are.

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I am so glad they're on our side.

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The pirates?

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Well, if you're trying to kill them, they're probably not on your side.

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No, you.

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The well-educated pirate.

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Well, no.

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Yes.

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The quantitative pirate.

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Well, I'm not educated.

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I just like to gamble and argue.

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All right, then.

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All right.

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Are we still able to communicate with our ex?

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Uh, you could try your, you could, you could try your, um, communicator.

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I don't have my, my communicator.

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I just don't want to walk.

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Well, then you're probably not going to be able to talk to him.

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I just don't want to walk back up this hill to get to the, the kahuna.

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Uh.

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So if they could, like, if we could just tell him where to go and he can land and pick us up, that would be, you know, great.

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Okay.

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I mean, how close are we to the crater? Do we need to get picked up?

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I mean, you're in the crater.

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I mean, to the center, I mean.

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I mean, I mean.

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Uh, you guys are approximately.

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No, no, no.

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It's not a day's walk.

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It's just like probably an hour.

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All right.

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Because I think we're trying to decide whether we can, is there a place to park the ship over by the center of the crater?

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Um, you guys crash landed the ship.

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Yeah.

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We don't know if there's, but like, we're walking uphill on the way back.

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So it's going to be at least like three hours for summer.

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To get back to the ship.

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Because of the tow?

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Yes.

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Because of the tow.

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Okay.

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And, and, and Sarn doesn't know how to walk through forests.

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George is getting angry.

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So, so you've, you've never seen a forest then?

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Not, no, no, no, not like this.

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What's that?

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I grew up in a forest.

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Well, oh yes.

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Can I take the monkeys place then?

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You just like leave the monkey here and you can carry me?

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No.

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Why not?

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It's worse for me.

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I have to be closer to your smell.

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I smell good.

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I smell good.

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As, as you say that, uh, you start hearing more monkey sounds.

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Um, um, Talos.

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Should we?

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I think they're, you should probably start running before we have to face these monkeys.

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Sarn takes his blaster off of stone.

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What the?

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I switched the monkey from a fireman carry position to like a cradling position.

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Like a baby?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Like a baby.

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In case other monkeys, in case other monkeys see us, now they will see me cradling a unconscious

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one instead of just kind of unceremoniously hanging in over my shoulder.

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Hold it hostage.

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Perfect.

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Hold it hostage.

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Yeah.

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But gently.

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I'm holding it hostage gently.

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Gently.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Gently prepare to break its neck.

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Wait what kind of accent do you have.

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That you would pronounce wrestling as wrestling.

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Um mid.

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Mid.

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I have a mid accent.

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Oh crap.

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I should use my hunting goggles for that roll.

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Yeah you probably should have.

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I mean you wanna.

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Okay fine.

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You heard the wrestling.

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Can we.

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You can use the hunting goggles to get a better look.

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Alright.

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So do I just roll another boost?

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Uh.

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No.

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What is there.

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What is.

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I don't know what the hunting goggles do.

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Does it say anything.

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For them.

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It says Grant's boost die.

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Okay so.

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Uh.

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We'll do another roll.

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You said you can't do it.

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I'll do another perception roll.

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Well I've got the other page pulled up.

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So I can do it.

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But you just won't be able to see it.

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Oh the other die.

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Oh so don't lie.

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I guess is.

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Yeah.

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I guess.

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Oh so don't lie.

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I guess is.

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I won't lie.

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I can show it to you.

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Four successes.

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Two advantages.

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Three successes.

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One threat.

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Okay.

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You.

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You look.

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And you see it's more monkeys.

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And you see it's more monkeys.

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I hope this monkey that you're.

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Sorry.

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I hope mankey is like.

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King of these monkeys.

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This isn't a mankey.

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It's a prime ape.

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Sorry.

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I hope this prime ape.

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You're carrying.

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Is the king.

00:18:55
Of these monkeys.

00:18:56
Yes.

00:18:57
He seems rather regal.

00:18:58
Don't you think.

00:19:00
How many.

00:19:01
How many monkeys we talking.

00:19:02
I think probably about five.

00:19:05
Hmm.

00:19:06
Can my blaster light up.

00:19:07
Like a flame.

00:19:08
Like.

00:19:12
On the grass to keep them away.

00:19:13
Can I light a fire to keep them away.

00:19:15
It sounds.

00:19:16
Like that would.

00:19:17
That would be like a.

00:19:18
A light side point.

00:19:20
Oh.

00:19:21
Um.

00:19:22
I don't want to use it for that.

00:19:24
Okay.

00:19:25
What.

00:19:26
Huh.

00:19:27
What did you say.

00:19:30
I said okay.

00:19:31
Oh.

00:19:32
Okay.

00:19:33
I didn't hear.

00:19:34
Yeah.

00:19:35
I didn't hear you at first.

00:19:36
Sorry.

00:19:37
Um.

00:19:38
All right guys.

00:19:39
I guess double time.

00:19:40
Into.

00:19:41
That direction.

00:19:43
Yeah.

00:19:44
Run away.

00:19:45
Uh.

00:19:46
All right.

00:19:47
How do we do an escape roll.

00:19:52
Agility.

00:19:53
Skull.

00:19:54
Skulldeggery.

00:19:55
I mean it would be an agility roll.

00:19:58
Yeah.

00:19:59
Or no.

00:20:00
Athletics I mean.

00:20:01
Athletics.

00:20:02
Yeah.

00:20:03
You guys can start running.

00:20:04
Yeah.

00:20:07
All right.

00:20:08
Okay.

00:20:09
Roll.

00:20:10
Roll athletics.

00:20:11
What's the difficulty.

00:20:12
Uh.

00:20:13
It's going to be.

00:20:14
It's going to be hard.

00:20:15
Which is three purple.

00:20:16
You guys are running through Marsh.

00:20:17
As Sarn.

00:20:19
Starts running.

00:20:20
He wants to.

00:20:22
Sarn.

00:20:23
Wants to.

00:20:24
Oh no.

00:20:25
I'm rolling.

00:20:26
You're not going to let me finish.

00:20:27
I was.

00:20:28
I'm hoping to give you a boost die here.

00:20:29
Well.

00:20:30
It's too late.

00:20:31
Well Mac hasn't rolled.

00:20:32
Oh yes he did.

00:20:33
Uh.

00:20:34
Go.

00:20:35
He failed.

00:20:36
Uh.

00:20:37
And Sarn.

00:20:38
I just want to start like.

00:20:39
Blind.

00:20:40
You know blind fire in.

00:20:41
Into where I like.

00:20:45
Where I sense most of the.

00:20:48
The monkeys.

00:20:49
Sense them.

00:20:50
To do like a cover.

00:20:51
Sensed.

00:20:52
Yeah.

00:20:53
Okay.

00:20:54
Or saw.

00:20:55
Saw the bushes move.

00:20:57
I just kind of want to lay down like a cover fire.

00:21:00
As I'm running backwards.

00:21:01
Okay.

00:21:03
It's a chance.

00:21:04
That we may resolve this peacefully.

00:21:06
Okay.

00:21:09
Not while you're carrying the corpse of their king.

00:21:12
It's not a corpse.

00:21:13
They don't know that.

00:21:15
They are monkeys.

00:21:16
Uh.

00:21:19
I think they know that.

00:21:20
Hmm.

00:21:21
Monkeys are pretty smart.

00:21:25
They.

00:21:27
Really aren't though.

00:21:28
Can we get intelligence check on this monkey?

00:21:31
The monkey is passed out.

00:21:34
So that's a no.

00:21:36
No.

00:21:36
That's a no.

00:21:37
So sorry.

00:21:38
Are you.

00:21:38
Are you just running?

00:21:39
I'm running.

00:21:41
I think I fell.

00:21:42
You're not torn.

00:21:44
Sorry.

00:21:47
No.

00:21:48
Yeah.

00:21:49
Mac.

00:21:50
Mac Skyblade ran and.

00:21:51
And we're not sure what he did yet.

00:21:52
But.

00:21:53
What about.

00:21:54
Sorry.

00:21:55
You need.

00:21:56
You need to roll.

00:21:57
I want to do the cover fire.

00:21:58
Do I get a boost for the cover fire or not?

00:22:00
Um.

00:22:01
Yeah.

00:22:05
You can have a boost for that.

00:22:06
Yeah.

00:22:08
Three successes.

00:22:10
Two advantages.

00:22:11
Okay.

00:22:12
That's for athletics.

00:22:16
Uh.

00:22:17
Yeah.

00:22:18
So you're running and you do get a boost.

00:22:23
My advantage would be that because Mac was running away and he fell,

00:22:31
but he fell to his knee.

00:22:33
So as I'm running past him, I pick him up to get him back on his feet to go.

00:22:39
Well, let's say you didn't quite pick him up all the way,

00:22:42
so you're dragging him for a little bit of time.

00:22:43
That's fair.

00:22:45
Okay.

00:22:46
Yeah.

00:22:46
That's fair and accurate, most likely.

00:22:50
So you see this shot and all of a sudden now there are monkeys who come out,

00:23:01
who slowly come out of the bushes towards you.

00:23:04
So as he's pulling me, I start blasting at them.

00:23:08
Can I do that?

00:23:08
Hold on.

00:23:11
As Sarn is pulling you, not he.

00:23:13
Yeah.

00:23:15
I'm sorry.

00:23:15
I was going to get it.

00:23:16
I've already slipped up twice with it.

00:23:22
With what?

00:23:23
You're saying he.

00:23:25
Oh, what happened to the music?

00:23:28
I muted it.

00:23:31
Oh.

00:23:32
Why would that work on all of us?

00:23:38
It probably doesn't.

00:23:40
It probably doesn't.

00:23:40
Okay.

00:23:41
You guys will be in combat.

00:23:44
I will let...

00:23:46
I'll let Sarn make...

00:23:49
Or not Sarn.

00:23:49
I'll let Mack make a shot.

00:23:51
I was just hoping to do a running gun, but all right.

00:23:58
Like as he's dragging me, I'm shooting?

00:24:01
Or is that part of the combat?

00:24:02
You can still...

00:24:03
I mean, you can still make the shot.

00:24:06
You'll get...

00:24:07
You will get a shot off.

00:24:09
If you guys want to continue to run, you can still...

00:24:11
You can still run away.

00:24:12
You don't have to fight the monkeys.

00:24:13
Running.

00:24:14
I'm just running.

00:24:15
I succeeded.

00:24:16
I feel like this is...

00:24:17
There's better things to do than fight the monkeys.

00:24:20
Oh, God.

00:24:24
There's a lot of them.

00:24:24
And they're all ugly.

00:24:25
They're very ugly monkeys.

00:24:29
Okay, yeah.

00:24:29
You are surrounded by monkeys.

00:24:30
Then we're going to add these to...

00:24:34
Add everybody to combat.

00:24:37
Is there a way I can look up to see what stun grenades do?

00:24:42
Yeah, if you go to items.

00:24:44
So it's a little briefcase.

00:24:46
I think you should be able to search for...

00:24:49
You don't have a briefcase?

00:24:50
No, I have one that says items directory.

00:24:54
And it says what?

00:24:56
Items directory?

00:24:58
Yeah, it should be in there.

00:25:00
No?

00:25:02
All I have is talents.

00:25:03
Okay, so you want...

00:25:06
What is it?

00:25:06
A friend?

00:25:06
What kind of a grenade?

00:25:07
Stunned.

00:25:09
Because apparently I have four of them.

00:25:13
And I probably should have used that instead of...

00:25:16
Um...

00:25:17
You might be able to click on it in your...

00:25:19
It's in your inventory?

00:25:20
No, it's written down.

00:25:24
Okay.

00:25:26
Where is my inventory?

00:25:28
Um...

00:25:31
So if you click on your character sheet...

00:25:32
Do you see underneath your stats where it says characteristics, gear, and equipment?

00:25:37
They're in gray boxes.

00:25:40
Oh, okay.

00:25:43
Okay.

00:25:44
Okay.

00:25:51
Stun grenade.

00:25:52
Stun grenade.

00:25:52
Okay.

00:25:58
Do you see...

00:25:59
Did you read the stun grenade?

00:26:00
Stun grenades use sonic waves, concussion shocks, and other methods to stun their targets.

00:26:05
Like frag grenades, stun grenades can be act...

00:26:07
Can be set to detonate on impact...

00:26:09
Or set with a timer to detonate up to three rounds after being activated.

00:26:12
Stun grenades rarely have pressure detonators.

00:26:16
Um...

00:26:16
So it's eight...

00:26:17
It's eight stun damage.

00:26:19
Eight...

00:26:22
Stun damage?

00:26:22
Yeah.

00:26:23
Is that a lot?

00:26:25
I don't know.

00:26:25
Well, your rifle is nine damage.

00:26:28
So stun damage is similar in that...

00:26:31
I believe it affects their strain rather than their wounds.

00:26:35
Yeah, because if someone who maxes out strain, they like pass out or something, right?

00:26:39
Yeah.

00:26:39
Okay.

00:26:40
Gotcha.

00:26:41
I assume that's how you, uh...

00:26:45
Took care of Mankey slash...

00:26:47
Slash Primeape.

00:26:49
It was the stun setting on my blaster.

00:26:52
It was the stun setting on your blaster, yes.

00:26:55
Yeah.

00:26:55
Okay.

00:26:57
Um...

00:26:59
You guys want to keep running?

00:27:00
Or you want to fight?

00:27:01
I'm just...

00:27:03
I'm, like, ahead of you guys.

00:27:04
I'm still running.

00:27:05
I haven't even turned around to think about it.

00:27:08
Well, I say we run.

00:27:09
You carry...

00:27:10
You keep pulling me, and I'll blast.

00:27:12
Okay.

00:27:13
Alright.

00:27:15
I hand him one of my stun grenades and say,

00:27:17
When shit gets hairy, throw this.

00:27:19
Okay.

00:27:21
Alright, then.

00:27:22
Alright.

00:27:24
So do I blast?

00:27:25
Do I shoot a...

00:27:26
Do I, uh...

00:27:27
I'm gonna roll initiative.

00:27:30
Okay.

00:27:32
Right?

00:27:37
Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:27:38
Uh...

00:27:44
How...

00:27:44
How is he private first?

00:27:46
Wait, hold on.

00:27:49
I don't know which one that is.

00:27:50
I can't remember.

00:27:51
Is it Vigilance or Cool?

00:27:51
No, that's not the...

00:27:52
That's not the passed out one.

00:27:53
They all have the same name.

00:27:54
Oh.

00:27:56
Because I copied and pasted.

00:27:57
Is it...

00:27:59
Is it Vigilance or Cool?

00:28:00
Uh...

00:28:01
It's...

00:28:01
It is Cool.

00:28:03
I can't remember.

00:28:04
Oh.

00:28:05
I did Vigilance.

00:28:07
Because...

00:28:08
I assumed we knew...

00:28:10
It's the opposite.

00:28:11
Cool is...

00:28:12
Yes.

00:28:13
Uh...

00:28:13
I don't know how to re-roll this, then.

00:28:17
Uh...

00:28:19
Then I can reset the initiative.

00:28:20
Yeah.

00:28:21
All you bozos have to roll again.

00:28:27
I can roll now.

00:28:29
Yeah.

00:28:31
And we're rolling Cool?

00:28:33
Yes.

00:28:34
Cool.

00:28:35
Not...

00:28:35
Not Vigilance.

00:28:36
Oof.

00:28:39
That's a low roll.

00:28:40
Oh, that is very low.

00:28:42
Oh, boy.

00:28:46
That's how you spell.

00:28:48
Is that how you spell Prime Ape?

00:28:50
I don't know if that's how you spell Prime Ape.

00:28:51
Oh, then they're Prim Apes.

00:28:53
Doesn't matter.

00:28:54
None of this matters.

00:28:54
Okay.

00:28:55
Uh...

00:28:56
Mac, you're at the top.

00:28:57
I mean, but it's just PCs, so...

00:28:58
Yeah.

00:28:58
It's definitely EAP.

00:28:59
Okay.

00:29:01
All right.

00:29:01
So I just blast that one, right?

00:29:03
You can.

00:29:04
You also have a stun grenade.

00:29:06
That's...

00:29:08
Well, has things got hairy yet?

00:29:09
Uh...

00:29:11
I think they're fairly hairy, yes.

00:29:13
All right.

00:29:14
Then I'm gonna throw the stun grenade.

00:29:16
Okay.

00:29:18
What do I throw?

00:29:20
What do I...

00:29:20
How do I do that?

00:29:21
What is that?

00:29:21
Uh...

00:29:22
The stun grenade is...

00:29:24
Is that gunnery?

00:29:25
I have to look.

00:29:27
What is the stun grenade?

00:29:28
Or what is the...

00:29:29
I have minus four ability, but I don't know if that's...

00:29:34
Stun grenade...

00:29:36
It's ranged light.

00:29:37
Oh, so whatever your ranged light is?

00:29:42
Yeah.

00:29:43
All right.

00:29:45
So let's roll it?

00:29:46
Average.

00:29:47
Average?

00:29:49
Yeah.

00:29:52
Oh, your ranged light is pretty good.

00:29:54
Pew, pew.

00:29:56
Okay.

00:29:57
So you throw down the stun grenade.

00:29:59
Uh...

00:29:59
It goes...

00:30:00
It goes off.

00:30:00
Um...

00:30:01
It distracts all of the apes.

00:30:03
Um...

00:30:04
And they all take...

00:30:05
Let's see.

00:30:06
What would it be?

00:30:07
Eight damage?

00:30:08
Ten?

00:30:11
No.

00:30:13
Or not damage.

00:30:15
It'd be stun.

00:30:16
Yeah.

00:30:17
Ten stun.

00:30:18
Is that ten?

00:30:19
Well...

00:30:21
Oh, it's only eight.

00:30:22
Okay.

00:30:23
So it's not like the...

00:30:23
No, you do...

00:30:24
You're saying because you add the advantages?

00:30:26
The successes.

00:30:27
Okay.

00:30:28
Yeah.

00:30:28
Yeah.

00:30:29
And...

00:30:32
What do these guys even have?

00:30:33
Uh...

00:30:38
All right.

00:30:39
Why do I have two com links?

00:30:43
Uh...

00:30:44
You probably took one from Scruffy.

00:30:46
Right.

00:30:49
Or...

00:30:51
You guys did take one from the Spy.

00:30:52
Hmm.

00:30:53
Okay.

00:30:55
I was curious why it has two...

00:30:58
All right.

00:30:58
So you guys have done...

00:30:59
You guys have done some damage to the, uh...

00:31:02
To the Mankeys.

00:31:03
To the Taleos.

00:31:04
Uh...

00:31:05
And they...

00:31:06
They are...

00:31:06
Stunned and...

00:31:08
And back.

00:31:09
Uh...

00:31:09
Taken aback.

00:31:10
Um...

00:31:12
They use their turns to get closer to you.

00:31:15
And now they are all within close distance.

00:31:19
Because they were before at medium.

00:31:20
And...

00:31:22
Oh, no.

00:31:22
I guess they would get a maneuver.

00:31:23
And a...

00:31:24
Where's my...

00:31:25
Where's Graf and Sarn's turn?

00:31:27
Oh, yeah.

00:31:29
You guys do have turns.

00:31:30
Okay.

00:31:30
Sorry.

00:31:30
Yeah.

00:31:31
All right.

00:31:32
Yeah.

00:31:32
We exist.

00:31:32
Yeah.

00:31:33
You're right.

00:31:33
Sarn exists.

00:31:34
Yeah.

00:31:35
I mean, it is just a PC.

00:31:36
But, uh...

00:31:38
Uh...

00:31:38
Yeah.

00:31:39
Okay.

00:31:40
Uh...

00:31:41
Yeah.

00:31:41
I'm gonna shoot at these guys, too.

00:31:42
Unless you wanna go first, Sarn.

00:31:47
No.

00:31:47
You...

00:31:47
You go for it.

00:31:49
All right.

00:31:50
So he goes at...

00:31:52
He aims at...

00:31:53
I'll see what you do.

00:31:54
He aims at one of them.

00:31:55
Uh...

00:31:56
Who's at...

00:31:57
They're at medium distance, as I said.

00:31:58
Uh...

00:32:00
And shoots his light blaster.

00:32:01
Uh...

00:32:06
And misses.

00:32:06
Ah, blimey!

00:32:08
That brings it up to another PC.

00:32:15
All right.

00:32:16
Hey, Graf.

00:32:17
Throw me your gun really quick.

00:32:18
I need a one-handed weapon.

00:32:19
Um...

00:32:22
That was going to...

00:32:25
Well, he can't.

00:32:26
It's not his turn.

00:32:26
He used his turn.

00:32:28
That would be a maneuver.

00:32:29
So you would have to go to him and get it from him.

00:32:33
Which would burn a maneuver.

00:32:34
But we're still running, right?

00:32:37
Yeah.

00:32:38
All right.

00:32:42
Oh.

00:32:45
Which means I would have to shoot on the run.

00:32:51
I guess that's true.

00:32:55
I guess I should be...

00:32:56
I should be giving you guys setbacks.

00:32:57
Because you guys are on the run.

00:32:58
Yeah.

00:32:59
I mean, you could...

00:33:03
You could...

00:33:03
I mean, I guess you could use one of your maneuvers to keep pace.

00:33:09
Or...

00:33:11
Or not...

00:33:11
Yeah.

00:33:13
These guys are pretty tough.

00:33:24
But I'm going to...

00:33:25
But I'm going to...

00:33:25
But I'm going to get two...

00:33:26
Wait.

00:33:26
The top level is strained, right?

00:33:28
The blue is strained.

00:33:30
The bottom...

00:33:31
Blue is strained.

00:33:32
Okay.

00:33:32
Okay.

00:33:32
There we go.

00:33:34
You know what?

00:33:41
Here's what I'm going to do.

00:33:46
I'm going to stop.

00:33:47
I'm going to stop.

00:33:47
I'm going to stop.

00:33:47
We'll let Mac stand up and, you know, stop having me drag him.

00:33:57
Yeah.

00:33:57
I mean, this has been fun.

00:33:59
You're going to prop him up?

00:34:00
Zan.

00:34:01
No.

00:34:02
Yeah.

00:34:03
You know what?

00:34:04
I'm just going to let go.

00:34:05
He can stand up on his own.

00:34:09
Okay.

00:34:10
But you guys really have to stop moving.

00:34:11
Well, Mac stops moving.

00:34:14
Mac is starting to get up.

00:34:15
No, no, no.

00:34:16
We both...

00:34:16
We both stop moving.

00:34:17
Okay.

00:34:18
And I want to...

00:34:21
Shoot...

00:34:24
The one that's closest to me.

00:34:28
So this one to the right, I guess.

00:34:30
Okay.

00:34:31
So I want to shoot that one.

00:34:35
Okay.

00:34:39
And how close did you say they were?

00:34:41
They're at...

00:34:43
They're at medium range right now.

00:34:45
I got five successes, one advantage.

00:34:51
Okay.

00:34:53
So you hit them?

00:34:54
Yeah.

00:34:56
For seven damage.

00:34:58
Oh, what's this?

00:35:00
Wait.

00:35:00
Yeah.

00:35:01
That is wrong.

00:35:02
Well, I mean...

00:35:05
Because I got five.

00:35:05
But my blaster rifle is...

00:35:08
Nine.

00:35:10
So 14 damage, really.

00:35:12
Okay.

00:35:13
You obliterate that monkey.

00:35:15
He's dead.

00:35:16
Yeah!

00:35:18
You smoked him.

00:35:20
That monkey...

00:35:21
Then you shoot him and you...

00:35:22
The air is filled with a...

00:35:24
Tinge smell of burning monkey hair.

00:35:29
But it smells like toasted monkey flesh.

00:35:32
It's both.

00:35:34
It can be...

00:35:35
Why not both?

00:35:35
Yeah.

00:35:37
It could be...

00:35:38
It is both.

00:35:39
Okay.

00:35:39
And...

00:35:41
The monkeys become even further enraged.

00:35:45
And they get closer on to you.

00:35:48
So...

00:35:49
I think there's been...

00:35:51
Well...

00:35:52
I guess it's not...

00:35:53
Ghost hasn't had his turn yet.

00:35:54
So...

00:35:56
Um...

00:35:57
You guys are still kind of close.

00:35:59
But the monkeys are...

00:36:00
Getting closer to you.

00:36:01
So now they're all within close range.

00:36:03
With their turns.

00:36:04
Aye!

00:36:06
That's Graf.

00:36:08
He's...

00:36:08
Scared.

00:36:09
Wait.

00:36:11
It wasn't...

00:36:11
Isn't one of them dead, though?

00:36:12
One of them's dead.

00:36:14
They're very mad about it.

00:36:16
Oh, okay.

00:36:16
Yeah, but there's...

00:36:17
Yeah, there's four of them.

00:36:18
I'm very mad about it.

00:36:19
Four left.

00:36:20
Uh...

00:36:23
There's...

00:36:23
Three left.

00:36:24
Uh...

00:36:25
Fourth one is the monk...

00:36:26
The passed out monkey that...

00:36:28
Ghost is still carrying like a baby.

00:36:29
Oh...

00:36:30
Okay.

00:36:30
Okay.

00:36:31
Why is that one...

00:36:33
Not...

00:36:34
Like...

00:36:35
Incapacitated, then?

00:36:36
It is incapacitated.

00:36:37
Oh, okay.

00:36:40
I...

00:36:41
Okay.

00:36:41
It doesn't matter.

00:36:43
It didn't take a turn.

00:36:43
No, I know.

00:36:45
But on the list, it's got five of them total.

00:36:48
Yeah, but it has...

00:36:49
It's...

00:36:50
That...

00:36:50
The other...

00:36:51
The egghead one is passed out.

00:36:53
Incapacitated.

00:36:55
Gotcha.

00:36:55
I don't know what the label it is.

00:36:56
Okay.

00:36:56
Okay.

00:36:58
Alright, so that was their move?

00:37:01
Yeah.

00:37:02
They're encroaching in closer to you.

00:37:04
And now it's Ghost's turn.

00:37:06
Okay.

00:37:09
I throw the monkey at one of the other monkeys.

00:37:14
Oh.

00:37:15
That would be...

00:37:17
What kind of check would that be?

00:37:18
Athletics, maybe?

00:37:19
Okay.

00:37:21
Sure.

00:37:22
Okay.

00:37:23
What's the difficulty?

00:37:27
Difficulty is...

00:37:29
The average, I guess.

00:37:31
Well, no.

00:37:32
They're close to you now, so I guess it would just be...

00:37:34
Yeah, it's fine.

00:37:35
I rolled it already.

00:37:36
It's...

00:37:37
It's failed.

00:37:37
So you do throw the monkey.

00:37:39
It doesn't hit the other monkeys, but they're still...

00:37:43
They're even madder because you threw the monkey at them.

00:37:48
They're very angry monkeys.

00:37:50
Okay.

00:37:50
Does that count as an action or a maneuver?

00:37:53
It would be an action, I think.

00:37:57
If you're going to do anything for damage, it would be an action.

00:38:00
Okay.

00:38:00
Um...

00:38:03
I mean, so I guess...

00:38:04
Yeah, I guess you still have a maneuver.

00:38:05
I assume you were going to continue running, which would take a maneuver.

00:38:08
Hmm.

00:38:10
Well, no.

00:38:11
The party is in danger.

00:38:13
I don't run from danger.

00:38:18
You just let it be stunned on top of you.

00:38:21
Well, no.

00:38:22
I threw it, actually.

00:38:23
Did you not just hit this?

00:38:25
No, no.

00:38:26
I missed.

00:38:26
I missed.

00:38:26
I missed.

00:38:28
Beforehand, though.

00:38:28
You just, like...

00:38:31
I was...

00:38:31
...laid there while I was stunned.

00:38:33
I was...

00:38:34
I was...

00:38:34
I was sleepwalking.

00:38:36
I cannot account for any of my actions during that time.

00:38:39
I think that's for concussion from hitting your head on the fridge.

00:38:42
Maybe.

00:38:44
No.

00:38:45
Well, whatever it is, do it.

00:38:49
Hmm.

00:38:49
Can I maneuver...

00:38:53
So there's a monkey between me or next to me.

00:38:58
Uh...

00:39:00
No, that's the passed out one.

00:39:02
No, no, no.

00:39:04
There's the one on top of me.

00:39:05
Right.

00:39:05
And there's one, like, next to you, to your left.

00:39:09
Yeah.

00:39:10
Can I jump between...

00:39:12
As a maneuver, I won't, like...

00:39:13
I won't grapple with it or anything, but can I just, like...

00:39:16
Yeah, you're just jumping in between.

00:39:17
Right.

00:39:18
Okay.

00:39:19
Yes.

00:39:19
Yeah, like that.

00:39:22
Okay.

00:39:22
Exactly.

00:39:22
Perfect.

00:39:23
Okay.

00:39:26
And I...

00:39:27
And I roar in a Wookiee way, very loudly, at the Wookiee.

00:39:34
That's gotta be intimidation.

00:39:35
Oh, crap.

00:39:37
I can't do it.

00:39:37
No, my kids are asleep.

00:39:38
Oh, okay.

00:39:40
Give me one sec.

00:39:43
I gotta grab my phone charger.

00:39:44
Oh, sweet Jesus.

00:39:46
It's at 20%, and we still have...

00:39:49
Okay.

00:39:49
Uh, this is a good...

00:39:50
This is a drink break, then.

00:39:51
Okay.

00:39:53
Okay.

00:39:53
Uh...

00:39:54
Oh, you're watching this, man?

00:40:14
Oh, no, I'm playing my game.

00:40:16
I just...

00:40:18
I just need a...

00:40:18
My phone's at 20%.

00:40:22
Yeah.

00:40:23
I just need a...

00:40:53
Alright.

00:40:56
Alright.

00:40:56
You're not making another drink?

00:41:01
I'm gonna actually go get something to eat.

00:41:12
I'm gonna...

00:41:12
Okay.

00:41:19
I'm gonna take my headphones out so you guys can hear me pee.

00:41:23
Appreciate it.

00:41:26
You're welcome.

00:41:28
Where's Siren's head...

00:41:31
Headgear?

00:41:32
It's at home.

00:41:35
Ow.

00:41:36
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:41
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:41
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:41
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:41
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:42
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:43
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:43
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:44
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:44
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:45
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:46
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:46
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:47
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:48
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:48
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:49
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:50
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:50
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:51
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:52
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:53
I'm gonna take my headphones out.

00:41:54
You guys don't remember Zuga 2?

00:42:09
Vaguely.

00:42:10
Was he a Wookiee?

00:42:12
You guys have never met a Wookiee.

00:42:17
You don't know that.

00:42:23
No, I don't.

00:42:25
But I just mean in this game, you have not met a Wookiee yet.

00:42:27
Well, then no.

00:42:30
You have not met a Wookiee yet.

00:42:32
Well, then no.

00:42:34
You want to, but you have not met a Wookiee.

00:42:38
I killed one.

00:42:41
But you also killed one.

00:42:43
No, but that was not like, you know.

00:42:46
They didn't help you.

00:42:47
Zuga 2 helped you.

00:42:49
He was instrumental in taking down Teemo the Hutt.

00:42:53
Yeah, it sounds like somebody we'd forget.

00:42:56
Who was instrumental in Zuga 2?

00:43:01
Oh, yeah.

00:43:04
That guy.

00:43:04
Tuba.

00:43:06
I can teach remote.

00:43:21
You still have to call a TIP to get a sub though.

00:43:23
Because even though I teach remote, there has to be someone in the room.

00:43:27
Uh-oh.

00:43:28
He's...

00:43:29
Wow.

00:43:33
He's arguing with someone.

00:43:36
Oh, what a surprise.

00:43:37
His tree.

00:43:38
Did you say his tree?

00:43:42
He's sitting there yelling at his tree?

00:43:46
Yeah.

00:43:47
Interesting.

00:43:50
All right.

00:43:50
All right.

00:43:50
I believe we ended the round, right?

00:43:54
Because it goes to the last one, right?

00:43:56
Yeah.

00:43:58
So now it's Mac's turn.

00:44:02
All right.

00:44:02
Before Mac's turn, you guys hear some blasters and they circle all around you.

00:44:11
Just some heavy blasters coming in.

00:44:14
Just narrowly missing all of the monkeys.

00:44:16
No, it hits one.

00:44:17
And the monkey is exploded with blood.

00:44:22
And is like dead.

00:44:24
And the other monkeys scurry away.

00:44:30
Yeah, that's right.

00:44:33
You leave us alone.

00:44:35
Thus ending combat.

00:44:36
I'm hiding in a bush.

00:44:40
My natural territory.

00:44:44
Everybody roll a simple perception.

00:44:47
By simple or basic perception.

00:44:49
What I mean by that is no difficulty.

00:44:50
Hopefully we perceive something, I guess.

00:44:56
If you don't perceive something with no difficulty,

00:45:00
you guys don't ever deserve it ever.

00:45:02
And, Saren, what was yours?

00:45:08
Two advantages.

00:45:10
And no successes?

00:45:12
You failed?

00:45:13
You failed a simple check?

00:45:15
Oh, my.

00:45:16
Okay.

00:45:17
So, Mac, you recognize,

00:45:20
you were able to,

00:45:22
because you were kind of facing the other way,

00:45:24
you were able to see where it was coming from.

00:45:26
And you saw it was some kind of sniper rifle.

00:45:29
and you recognized it as,

00:45:31
like,

00:45:33
like a clone trooper type weapon.

00:45:41
And it came from the distance.

00:45:43
What?

00:45:44
It came from a distance?

00:45:50
No, no, no.

00:45:51
I didn't hear what you said.

00:45:52
I didn't say anything.

00:45:57
Oh, okay.

00:45:58
Well, yes.

00:46:00
It came from a distance.

00:46:01
You guys know what direction it came from.

00:46:03
And Mac knows that it looked like it was clone trooper equipment.

00:46:09
Is it the same direction that we're traveling in?

00:46:13
No.

00:46:14
All right.

00:46:18
Let's keep running towards the center of the crater then.

00:46:20
Okay.

00:46:24
Away from this blaster fire.

00:46:26
Okay.

00:46:29
Agreed.

00:46:31
These woods are haunted with blasters.

00:46:33
Wait, wait, hold on a second.

00:46:35
I just sit there and I scream out,

00:46:37
Mandy.

00:46:38
Mandy.

00:46:40
It's Mindy.

00:46:43
You don't,

00:46:46
you don't hear anything in response.

00:46:47
Mindy.

00:46:50
Now let's keep running.

00:46:51
Andy.

00:46:52
What?

00:46:53
Hey,

00:46:54
so Mac,

00:46:55
did you,

00:46:55
did you say anything about it or you just noticed that it was clone

00:46:58
trooper stuff?

00:46:59
Uh,

00:47:01
you know,

00:47:02
I,

00:47:02
uh,

00:47:03
just noticed it.

00:47:04
Okay.

00:47:05
Okay.

00:47:07
So you guys keep running.

00:47:08
You guys just run in the opposite direction.

00:47:11
Yeah.

00:47:12
We're heading to the credit or the center.

00:47:14
Okay.

00:47:15
Uh,

00:47:20
all right.

00:47:21
You guys keep running.

00:47:22
Uh,

00:47:23
it takes,

00:47:23
so you guys are about halfway and you,

00:47:27
you get to the center of the crater and the center of a crater is,

00:47:32
it's like a,

00:47:33
it's a marshy,

00:47:35
like water,

00:47:38
just like a retention pond kind of,

00:47:42
not a retention pond,

00:47:42
but it's just like,

00:47:43
it's water.

00:47:44
There's nothing there.

00:47:45
Oh,

00:47:47
the retention pond.

00:47:49
Oh yeah,

00:47:51
I guess not really retention.

00:47:52
I mean,

00:47:53
I just meant it's shallow.

00:47:54
What an empty retention pond.

00:47:56
We find ourselves in.

00:48:00
All right.

00:48:02
I turn around,

00:48:03
start running right towards where the blaster fire came from.

00:48:05
Then.

00:48:06
Okay.

00:48:07
So you just run.

00:48:09
I was saying,

00:48:10
so you get there,

00:48:11
uh,

00:48:12
you guys look and there's not,

00:48:13
there's not really anything there.

00:48:14
And then you start turning around and running in the complete opposite direction.

00:48:18
Towards wherever the blaster fire came from.

00:48:22
Okay.

00:48:23
I follow it.

00:48:25
Okay.

00:48:28
Uh,

00:48:30
and Mac.

00:48:31
I don't know what you guys are doing,

00:48:35
but I'm like kind of just following along.

00:48:37
Like I'm definitely stealthily,

00:48:39
but you're,

00:48:40
you're hanging back.

00:48:41
Yeah.

00:48:42
Okay.

00:48:43
And I just keep screaming out Mandy.

00:48:45
Okay.

00:48:46
I keep screaming out.

00:48:50
Who's Mandy?

00:48:51
I keep,

00:48:53
I keep whispering.

00:48:54
It's Mindy.

00:48:57
Okay.

00:48:57
Uh,

00:48:58
is it Mandy or Mindy?

00:48:59
That bush just told me it's Mindy.

00:49:03
That stealthy bush.

00:49:05
Bush just said it's Mindy.

00:49:09
So I scream out Mindy.

00:49:10
Uh,

00:49:11
I,

00:49:11
I flipped a,

00:49:12
uh,

00:49:12
dark side point.

00:49:12
Um,

00:49:13
you guys are ensnared in a net and the net grabs around you.

00:49:18
Like one of those,

00:49:19
like,

00:49:19
uh,

00:49:19
I don't know,

00:49:20
nets and it pulls you up and you're hanging by a tree at this point.

00:49:24
It is,

00:49:25
it is only ghost and Sarn.

00:49:27
Okay.

00:49:29
Do I still have my hand on my blaster?

00:49:33
Uh,

00:49:35
it's not in your hand.

00:49:36
I mean,

00:49:36
it didn't fall out,

00:49:37
but yeah,

00:49:39
you have,

00:49:40
you,

00:49:40
you have,

00:49:41
you still have your blaster.

00:49:41
I don't know.

00:49:43
Did you have it out?

00:49:44
Yeah.

00:49:45
Okay.

00:49:46
And you're,

00:49:47
and it's also a rifle.

00:49:48
I took a,

00:49:48
I took a look at what these blaster rifles look like.

00:49:51
They're huge.

00:49:52
You guys have been just sort of wheeling them around.

00:49:54
Neely,

00:49:54
uh,

00:49:55
willy nilly.

00:49:56
Uh,

00:49:57
which I think like it's GTA.

00:49:58
Yeah.

00:50:00
Wait,

00:50:01
what are you just like at GTA with the cheats where you just pull out a

00:50:04
bazooka out of your butt and just start firing at the bird.

00:50:07
I mean,

00:50:09
these things,

00:50:10
they're,

00:50:10
they're gigantic.

00:50:11
So,

00:50:11
I mean,

00:50:12
I don't know what to say about that.

00:50:13
I have like,

00:50:14
I just looked at my items.

00:50:16
I have three guns and a knife hidden on my person.

00:50:18
Yeah.

00:50:18
I feel like some of this is going to need to,

00:50:20
uh,

00:50:20
be reined in,

00:50:21
but for now,

00:50:22
I guess we'll go with it.

00:50:23
This is like the scene at forest company.

00:50:26
He's going back for,

00:50:27
for all the people thinking it's Bubba.

00:50:29
Um,

00:50:30
that's what Sarn's doing.

00:50:32
He's holding,

00:50:32
Sarn's holding the gun as he's running into it.

00:50:36
Okay.

00:50:36
That makes sense.

00:50:37
But now,

00:50:37
now you and ghost are stuck in a,

00:50:39
a bugs bunny,

00:50:40
uh,

00:50:40
net and you guys have just been pulled up.

00:50:42
You're hanging from a tree.

00:50:43
God damn it,

00:50:46
Mandy.

00:50:46
Oh,

00:50:47
and I guess graph is in there too.

00:50:49
Although,

00:50:49
cause I guess he was just blindly running along with you guys.

00:50:52
Whoa,

00:50:55
whoa,

00:50:55
whoa.

00:50:55
Look who's here.

00:50:57
I'm,

00:50:58
I'm still hiding in the bush,

00:50:59
but I'm like,

00:51:00
kind of like,

00:51:00
cause I've been carrying the bush with me.

00:51:02
Well,

00:51:03
well,

00:51:03
well,

00:51:04
all the turntables.

00:51:05
kind of like that net and,

00:51:07
uh,

00:51:07
the Simpsons were like the whole town was caught in that net.

00:51:09
I don't remember.

00:51:10
Why were they in that net?

00:51:11
Oh,

00:51:13
um,

00:51:14
I don't know.

00:51:14
Oh,

00:51:15
that's when they were trying to break the record for being the fattest town.

00:51:18
And then they got stuck.

00:51:20
No,

00:51:20
that was the peak.

00:51:21
No,

00:51:21
that was the pyramid.

00:51:22
Okay.

00:51:24
Well,

00:51:24
whatever.

00:51:24
You guys are stuck in a net and graph is like,

00:51:27
way to go.

00:51:29
I'm just screaming.

00:51:31
Wait,

00:51:31
wait,

00:51:32
crap.

00:51:32
Don't you just scream?

00:51:35
Vibro knife or hollow vibrator.

00:51:39
What?

00:51:40
Vibro knife?

00:51:41
Vibro knife.

00:51:42
Yeah.

00:51:43
Yeah.

00:51:43
You got a vibro saber.

00:51:44
Oh,

00:51:45
I do have a vibro knife.

00:51:47
Wait,

00:51:48
hold on.

00:51:49
What is it?

00:51:49
No,

00:51:49
it's a vibro rapier.

00:51:51
Yeah.

00:51:52
I have a vibro rapier.

00:51:54
I do have one of those.

00:51:57
And he gets it out and he cuts the net and falls out.

00:52:04
All of us?

00:52:07
Or just?

00:52:07
No,

00:52:08
he falls out at first.

00:52:09
And we fall on top of him.

00:52:12
No,

00:52:12
no,

00:52:13
but you guys,

00:52:13
he just falls out of a hole in the net.

00:52:18
So you guys don't immediately fall out,

00:52:20
but if you want to,

00:52:21
you could jump through the hole,

00:52:23
I guess.

00:52:23
Yeah.

00:52:26
I mean,

00:52:27
can,

00:52:27
can,

00:52:27
can Sarn prepare Sarn's self to fall on Sarn's feet?

00:52:33
Sarn,

00:52:34
Sarn,

00:52:34
why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

00:52:37
Sarn has not decided his pronouns is what the problem is.

00:52:41
Yeah.

00:52:41
Sarn's pronoun is Sarn,

00:52:42
which I think was a,

00:52:43
was a poor decision,

00:52:44
but he's,

00:52:45
that's what he's done.

00:52:46
I think it was a poor decision.

00:52:49
Well,

00:52:51
I is not a pronoun.

00:52:52
Oh.

00:52:57
Well,

00:53:00
I mean,

00:53:00
I think technically it is a pronoun,

00:53:02
but.

00:53:02
I think to aliens,

00:53:04
not.

00:53:05
Sarn prepares one self to fall.

00:53:08
That was,

00:53:10
that was,

00:53:11
so.

00:53:11
That was not the eye.

00:53:12
You guys really paused there.

00:53:15
Okay.

00:53:20
So,

00:53:20
so you've,

00:53:21
you wiggle through the hole in the net.

00:53:24
Yes.

00:53:26
I mean,

00:53:26
I really thought the whole thing would just come flying open.

00:53:30
You guys would fall,

00:53:31
but I guess it's not how it works.

00:53:32
Is that what you wanted graph?

00:53:34
I don't know.

00:53:36
I just didn't want to be in the net anymore.

00:53:38
Okay.

00:53:40
So then you jump,

00:53:41
you've,

00:53:42
you've,

00:53:42
okay.

00:53:44
If you want to land on your feet,

00:53:45
you're going to have to do a acrobatics.

00:53:48
Acrobatics.

00:53:48
Do we have acrobatics?

00:53:49
No,

00:53:50
we don't.

00:53:50
So I have to do athletics.

00:53:51
Just athletics.

00:53:52
And difficulty.

00:53:52
I don't know.

00:54:00
How difficult do you think that would be?

00:54:02
It sounds kind of hard to me.

00:54:03
Depends on how high the net is.

00:54:07
It's,

00:54:08
I don't know.

00:54:09
20 feet.

00:54:10
Oh,

00:54:12
okay.

00:54:12
Yeah.

00:54:12
It's probably going to be pretty hard.

00:54:14
All right.

00:54:18
I got a success in three threats.

00:54:20
All right.

00:54:21
Uh,

00:54:22
you do,

00:54:25
you do pretty good.

00:54:26
All right,

00:54:27
ghost,

00:54:27
are you coming out or what?

00:54:30
I land,

00:54:31
but like my robo toe hits a small rock.

00:54:34
Oh,

00:54:35
then it just gets stuck in the closed position instead of the open position.

00:54:38
So now you have setback rolls on all your further athletics checks for the rest of the year.

00:54:43
No,

00:54:44
I think it fixed.

00:54:45
It fixes toes.

00:54:48
Able to have a black.

00:54:49
Cause your toe blast.

00:54:50
Does it blast?

00:54:51
Does not blast?

00:54:52
It does.

00:54:53
It's not a blasting toe.

00:54:54
This toe is normal.

00:54:56
All right.

00:54:58
I'm assuming ghost wiggles his way out of there and falls on his,

00:55:02
on his feet right away because he's born of trees.

00:55:05
That's racist.

00:55:07
He's a wookie.

00:55:09
He loves trees.

00:55:10
I am okay with it.

00:55:14
I am born of the trees.

00:55:15
Yeah.

00:55:16
And I love trees.

00:55:19
Okay.

00:55:20
Uh,

00:55:21
uh,

00:55:22
just to make it fair,

00:55:23
tiger.

00:55:24
What do you mean fair?

00:55:25
Do we fail?

00:55:27
I'm,

00:55:27
I'm going to take a strain for that.

00:55:30
Why?

00:55:31
No.

00:55:32
Cause I fell awkwardly.

00:55:34
No,

00:55:34
it's fine.

00:55:35
I wasn't going to make you roll for that,

00:55:39
but you wanted to roll.

00:55:40
So I thought it would add some flavor.

00:55:42
Unfortunately,

00:55:42
it didn't.

00:55:42
Uh,

00:55:44
so,

00:55:45
uh,

00:55:46
yeah,

00:55:46
you guys,

00:55:47
Oh wait,

00:55:48
we can get rid of these monkeys.

00:55:49
The monkeys,

00:55:51
the monkeys are in the net with us.

00:55:53
No,

00:55:54
the monkeys have scattered.

00:55:57
Oh boy.

00:55:58
You always stink.

00:56:00
That was great.

00:56:03
That might just be ghost.

00:56:04
That's ghost.

00:56:06
Okay.

00:56:06
Uh,

00:56:07
and at,

00:56:09
when you hit the ground,

00:56:10
you start to see,

00:56:11
um,

00:56:11
three,

00:56:13
uh,

00:56:14
what look to be like older,

00:56:17
uh,

00:56:18
men,

00:56:18
they look to be like in their sixties and they're wearing like,

00:56:23
um,

00:56:24
armor that,

00:56:27
uh,

00:56:28
let's see,

00:56:29
which ones do you,

00:56:29
one of you,

00:56:30
I guess they're,

00:56:32
they're worn,

00:56:33
they're,

00:56:34
they're like,

00:56:34
it's,

00:56:34
it's,

00:56:34
it's clone armor.

00:56:35
So immediately Mac recognizes it,

00:56:39
uh,

00:56:40
as clone armor.

00:56:41
And there's three of them.

00:56:45
Who are you three?

00:56:48
Well,

00:56:50
we could say the same thing to you.

00:56:52
Well,

00:56:54
it's actually a new voice.

00:56:55
My name is Sergeant Turbo.

00:57:01
I'm an assassin bounty hunter.

00:57:03
You didn't really need to add the assassin part.

00:57:06
And I'm still,

00:57:09
I didn't need to.

00:57:11
So one kind of comes up in,

00:57:14
in,

00:57:14
uh,

00:57:14
so two kind of hang back and one comes up like is,

00:57:17
uh,

00:57:18
approaches Mark,

00:57:19
Mark first.

00:57:20
Does he look like Tamura Morrison?

00:57:22
I don't know who that is,

00:57:24
but yes,

00:57:25
I assume you know,

00:57:27
uh,

00:57:28
then where is your,

00:57:30
not in character card?

00:57:32
Oh,

00:57:34
I haven't had one.

00:57:35
We all have one.

00:57:37
We all have one.

00:57:39
Obvious what I'm narrating.

00:57:42
I am Tamura Nune Warrenson.

00:57:44
What did you say it was?

00:57:45
Does he look like a clone?

00:57:48
I look like a clone,

00:57:50
but I'm old.

00:57:51
Okay,

00:57:51
great.

00:57:51
Okay,

00:57:52
great.

00:57:52
But I'm old.

00:57:54
I don't know.

00:57:55
Does,

00:57:55
does,

00:57:57
uh,

00:57:57
does ghost recognize clones?

00:57:59
Yeah,

00:57:59
there was,

00:58:00
yes,

00:58:00
there were,

00:58:00
yes,

00:58:01
there were clones on Kashyyyk still.

00:58:03
Okay.

00:58:03
When I was little.

00:58:05
Okay.

00:58:06
Old clones that stayed there after the war.

00:58:08
Okay.

00:58:09
Oh,

00:58:10
after,

00:58:10
after order 66.

00:58:12
Yeah.

00:58:13
Okay.

00:58:14
Uh,

00:58:15
state your business.

00:58:17
Trooper.

00:58:19
Maybe.

00:58:21
Are you a Republic trooper?

00:58:26
Uh,

00:58:27
uh,

00:58:27
no business of yours.

00:58:29
What are you doing here?

00:58:30
You come,

00:58:32
you've come to,

00:58:33
to our home.

00:58:34
What are you doing with those monkeys?

00:58:36
Well,

00:58:38
mostly running from the monkeys.

00:58:39
We are.

00:58:41
Yeah,

00:58:41
but you killed,

00:58:41
you look like you killed a few of them.

00:58:44
I,

00:58:45
I killed none.

00:58:46
I killed none of them.

00:58:47
Uh,

00:58:48
you guys,

00:58:48
you three killed more.

00:58:53
Oh,

00:58:53
we did.

00:58:54
Yes.

00:58:54
Yeah.

00:58:55
Well,

00:58:56
I know we killed one.

00:58:57
The others scattered.

00:58:59
This is a weird thing to argue about.

00:59:02
Yeah.

00:59:02
So,

00:59:02
so,

00:59:03
wow.

00:59:03
The memory is a tricky thing.

00:59:06
Um,

00:59:08
yeah.

00:59:09
I guess as the clone body ages,

00:59:11
it does not age gracefully.

00:59:12
Neither does its mind.

00:59:14
I like this Wookiee.

00:59:19
Uh,

00:59:19
well,

00:59:20
trooper,

00:59:21
we are here to seek,

00:59:23
uh,

00:59:23
we are seeking information on the Rodarian chain gang.

00:59:28
Uh,

00:59:29
we have information that led us to this crater.

00:59:31
Uh,

00:59:32
you notice they kind of,

00:59:33
they kind of clam up.

00:59:34
They look at each other,

00:59:35
sort of unsure how to answer,

00:59:39
how to answer you.

00:59:40
Or not answer you,

00:59:41
but,

00:59:42
um,

00:59:42
what to do with that information.

00:59:44
Sure.

00:59:44
Yeah.

00:59:45
Um,

00:59:46
okay.

00:59:49
Uh,

00:59:51
well,

00:59:53
we may able to,

00:59:56
we may be able to help you if,

00:59:57
uh,

00:59:58
you can help us.

00:59:59
What do you need?

01:00:02
We,

01:00:05
as you can see,

01:00:06
those,

01:00:07
those,

01:00:07
uh,

01:00:08
Dalios.

01:00:09
Monkeys,

01:00:10
yes.

01:00:11
Yes.

01:00:11
I don't,

01:00:12
I don't know of monkeys.

01:00:15
you don't call them monkeys,

01:00:16
huh?

01:00:17
No,

01:00:17
we don't call them monkeys.

01:00:19
We don't call them prime apes.

01:00:20
We call them,

01:00:22
you just,

01:00:22
I will.

01:00:23
Yeah.

01:00:23
How do you even know?

01:00:25
You just,

01:00:25
wait,

01:00:26
you just,

01:00:27
you just did.

01:00:28
We've been following you for a long time.

01:00:31
Ever since you got here.

01:00:33
And that hunk of junk.

01:00:35
Maybe the most sneaky clones that ever existed.

01:00:39
We're quite sneaky.

01:00:42
And obviously you are right about the hunk of junk thing.

01:00:45
We saw you arrive in that hunk of junk that,

01:00:47
uh,

01:00:48
I assume you call it ship.

01:00:49
I mean,

01:00:52
it was a ship before we had to come to this God forsaken crater.

01:00:56
It's a real piece of shit.

01:00:58
What was your ship?

01:01:00
We don't have one.

01:01:02
All right,

01:01:03
then.

01:01:04
So I wish we had one though.

01:01:05
Now,

01:01:06
let me ask you this.

01:01:07
do you guys know a Mandy or a Mindy?

01:01:10
A who?

01:01:11
Mandy or Mindy?

01:01:13
Mandy or Mindy?

01:01:15
Max,

01:01:16
they just insulted the Kahuna way.

01:01:18
If you're going to take that.

01:01:19
Oh,

01:01:20
my shot's being aimed.

01:01:21
And then you,

01:01:22
you hear them,

01:01:23
you hear them,

01:01:24
uh,

01:01:24
you hear them chattering amongst each other.

01:01:26
They kind of step back and they make like a little clone huddle,

01:01:30
um,

01:01:30
a little clone bone action.

01:01:32
And,

01:01:33
uh,

01:01:34
they're,

01:01:37
they're thinking.

01:01:37
And they come back to you and say,

01:01:41
you guys should come back to our base.

01:01:46
Uh,

01:01:47
we can talk this thing out.

01:01:49
I think maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement where we can,

01:01:53
uh,

01:01:53
help each other.

01:01:54
before we do,

01:01:56
are you for,

01:01:58
or are you against the butt radar?

01:02:00
Who's the butt radar?

01:02:05
You talking about the Rodarians?

01:02:07
The butt radar leads the Rodarians.

01:02:10
Will you work with him?

01:02:15
That,

01:02:19
I obviously get very angry at this.

01:02:21
The hair on the back of my neck goes up.

01:02:24
Okay.

01:02:25
It's stiff.

01:02:26
Like a cat.

01:02:26
So,

01:02:27
exactly.

01:02:28
You step up on it.

01:02:29
Or a dog or a human even.

01:02:30
Um,

01:02:31
well,

01:02:33
yeah,

01:02:33
I haven't like,

01:02:35
I haven't like,

01:02:36
so promised violence,

01:02:38
but I'm certainly angry and looking intimidating.

01:02:41
And,

01:02:41
you know,

01:02:41
I'm like an eight foot tall wookie.

01:02:42
So,

01:02:43
right.

01:02:43
So you're getting,

01:02:44
you,

01:02:44
you take like one small step towards him.

01:02:46
It's not like a super like,

01:02:47
okay,

01:02:48
we're going to brawl now,

01:02:48
but you're clearly agitated at him.

01:02:50
Uh,

01:02:51
you,

01:02:51
he's kind of struck a nerve and,

01:02:54
he gets a little nervous because yes,

01:02:55
you're an eight foot tall wookie.

01:02:56
And,

01:02:57
uh,

01:02:58
they get kind of nervous in the back as well.

01:03:00
And they say,

01:03:01
Hey,

01:03:02
whoa.

01:03:02
Yeah,

01:03:03
we work for him,

01:03:05
but it's kind of the only choice we got.

01:03:09
And it looks like we might be the only choice you got.

01:03:13
So.

01:03:14
I have fond memories of clone troopers from the Republic.

01:03:21
So I shall give you some leeway.

01:03:25
Yeah,

01:03:26
I think we should go to their,

01:03:29
their camp.

01:03:31
So I shall grant you some quarter.

01:03:32
Yeah,

01:03:33
that's a better way to say it.

01:03:34
Okay.

01:03:34
Quarter.

01:03:34
Yes,

01:03:35
I will go with,

01:03:35
I will go to their camp.

01:03:36
Yes,

01:03:39
I will not rip your arms off.

01:03:41
Please don't rip my arms off.

01:03:43
I just said,

01:03:45
I will not.

01:03:45
Well,

01:03:46
please continue to do,

01:03:48
not do so.

01:03:49
Well,

01:03:52
now,

01:03:52
it's awkward about it.

01:03:55
Now I kind of want to again,

01:03:57
but no,

01:03:58
please don't.

01:03:59
I need these for like,

01:04:00
I then grab,

01:04:02
I then grab in the,

01:04:03
in the back and just like,

01:04:05
uh,

01:04:05
he's like,

01:04:06
yeah,

01:04:07
don't,

01:04:07
don't rip his arms off.

01:04:09
My leg got ripped off.

01:04:10
It wasn't fun.

01:04:12
Wait,

01:04:13
who ripped off Kraft's leg?

01:04:15
Uh,

01:04:15
no,

01:04:15
it was an accident,

01:04:16
like a bomb.

01:04:17
Oh,

01:04:19
that's quite different from getting ripped off.

01:04:21
yes,

01:04:21
but it's not fun to have limbs amputated is really all I was trying to,

01:04:26
uh,

01:04:26
you know,

01:04:27
bring to the conversation.

01:04:28
I think it really is just a matter of perspective.

01:04:32
Well,

01:04:33
my perspective is,

01:04:35
uh,

01:04:36
getting your limbs ripped off is bad.

01:04:37
Yes,

01:04:39
which is opposite of mine,

01:04:40
which is,

01:04:42
you want your arms ripped off.

01:04:44
No one was talking about ripping my arms off.

01:04:48
Oh,

01:04:49
right.

01:04:49
Uh,

01:04:50
and,

01:04:50
and then,

01:04:51
uh,

01:04:52
the,

01:04:52
the,

01:04:52
the lead,

01:04:52
the link,

01:04:53
clone trooper,

01:04:54
uh,

01:04:54
kind of looks down over,

01:04:56
uh,

01:04:57
kind of walks over by,

01:04:59
uh,

01:04:59
this,

01:04:59
this vested man in the back.

01:05:01
And it's like,

01:05:02
what say you?

01:05:03
This busted man.

01:05:05
Oh,

01:05:05
this busted man in the back.

01:05:06
You've been awfully quiet over here.

01:05:08
Stealthy even.

01:05:09
Oh,

01:05:11
you can see me.

01:05:12
I guess not that stealthy.

01:05:15
Audibly stealthy,

01:05:19
but,

01:05:20
quite conspicuous.

01:05:21
Was it the bush?

01:05:22
No.

01:05:23
Well,

01:05:23
your vust is yellow.

01:05:26
Oh,

01:05:28
no,

01:05:28
it's not.

01:05:29
What color is it?

01:05:30
But no,

01:05:30
I saw you.

01:05:31
You coming with the what?

01:05:34
All right.

01:05:35
Can I bring the bush?

01:05:36
Right.

01:05:37
No,

01:05:37
no,

01:05:37
the bush is attached to the ground.

01:05:39
It's got roots.

01:05:40
I've been carrying this bush for about a mile.

01:05:42
Oh,

01:05:42
I didn't know it was that kind of bush.

01:05:44
All right.

01:05:50
So,

01:05:51
clone troopers start walking away.

01:05:55
And they expect you to follow them.

01:05:56
I start following,

01:05:58
but the gun,

01:05:59
my,

01:05:59
my gun's always at the ready.

01:06:01
I'm not.

01:06:03
I'm in a,

01:06:03
I'm in a tense,

01:06:05
but like no weapons drawn or anything.

01:06:08
Like my shoulders are tense,

01:06:09
but I'm just following.

01:06:11
Arms down at my sides.

01:06:13
And Mac has a bush in his hands.

01:06:14
Wait,

01:06:17
it's in his hands.

01:06:18
He's carrying the bush.

01:06:19
He loves his bush.

01:06:20
He says he's been,

01:06:21
he's been walking with it for two miles.

01:06:22
I don't know.

01:06:25
I've been able to see me so far.

01:06:27
Except for that one clone trooper.

01:06:29
Everyone's been able to see you.

01:06:31
No,

01:06:31
I'm not convinced.

01:06:33
I think it was only the one clone trooper.

01:06:34
And I've got,

01:06:35
and I have my respect for him and his vision is I'm startled.

01:06:40
Here's something about him.

01:06:42
Mac.

01:06:43
We were not able to see you,

01:06:44
but we were,

01:06:45
however,

01:06:45
able to see a walking bush.

01:06:47
He was.

01:06:49
There's something special.

01:06:50
Listen,

01:06:51
don't try to cover.

01:06:52
There's something special about this clone trooper.

01:06:54
Mark my words.

01:06:55
I,

01:06:56
I walk up to Mac and smack the bush out of his hand.

01:07:00
I smack you.

01:07:01
I pick it up and I smack you in the back of the butt.

01:07:04
In the back of the butt with the bush.

01:07:07
The back of the butt.

01:07:08
Yeah.

01:07:09
Is that the genital area?

01:07:11
Hey,

01:07:11
back there,

01:07:12
you guys always pick on this much.

01:07:14
Yes.

01:07:15
Hey,

01:07:16
you want a piece of this?

01:07:18
That bush.

01:07:19
It's walking around carrying a bush.

01:07:21
It's my stealth.

01:07:23
Oh,

01:07:24
okay.

01:07:24
Then it's my camouflage.

01:07:28
We don't all blend in with the environment here.

01:07:33
okay,

01:07:34
star.

01:07:34
All right.

01:07:36
Um,

01:07:38
the robo to glistens in the sunlight.

01:07:41
I don't stand out at all.

01:07:43
or I don't blend in at all.

01:07:44
Okay.

01:07:47
You guys,

01:07:47
you guys come back to,

01:07:48
um,

01:07:49
you follow them back to the,

01:07:51
their encampment and you get back and you see like a,

01:07:55
one of those like civil war,

01:07:56
like,

01:07:57
one of those like civil war,

01:07:57
basic,

01:07:57
like encampments.

01:07:59
There's a couple of tents around like a,

01:08:01
uh,

01:08:02
like a fire,

01:08:03
but the tents look like they've been there for a while.

01:08:05
So they're not just like canvas.

01:08:06
They're,

01:08:07
they're a little bit more than that.

01:08:08
They're like somewhere between tents and like,

01:08:10
let's say like log cabins.

01:08:12
Um,

01:08:13
although one of the tents is sort of built around like a cave.

01:08:19
I'm just imagining like a stick fort with canvas.

01:08:23
Yeah.

01:08:25
All right.

01:08:25
Fine.

01:08:26
That's good.

01:08:26
Close enough.

01:08:27
And,

01:08:27
um,

01:08:28
the,

01:08:30
the,

01:08:30
you,

01:08:31
you follow them,

01:08:31
you walk up and you see the three clone troopers disappear into like the

01:08:36
one that's in the side of like a,

01:08:38
like a mountain.

01:08:39
It's kind of like a,

01:08:40
uh,

01:08:42
cave type thing.

01:08:43
And I follow,

01:08:45
I want to follow them.

01:08:47
Uh,

01:08:48
okay.

01:08:50
Um,

01:08:52
well,

01:08:53
I mean,

01:08:53
we're supposed to follow them.

01:08:54
So yeah,

01:08:55
no,

01:08:55
that's fine.

01:08:56
Uh,

01:08:56
but before you walk in there,

01:08:58
okay,

01:08:58
so you don't walk all the way in before coming out.

01:09:04
Um,

01:09:05
another storm trooper,

01:09:06
uh,

01:09:07
or storm trooper comes out.

01:09:09
So now there is four.

01:09:12
And he comes out and they said,

01:09:15
and the,

01:09:17
the main one that was talking to you is a Sarge.

01:09:21
Here they are.

01:09:22
These are the guys we found.

01:09:25
they were fighting the monkeys.

01:09:27
And by monkeys,

01:09:28
I mean,

01:09:29
the tailios.

01:09:29
We don't call them monkeys.

01:09:30
We don't even know what monkeys are.

01:09:32
Nor do we know what primates are.

01:09:34
I've heard that they're called permits.

01:09:34
Nor monkeys.

01:09:35
Nor monkeys.

01:09:36
Uh,

01:09:37
permits.

01:09:40
Uh,

01:09:40
no,

01:09:40
they,

01:09:40
they were making a little bit of headway.

01:09:42
I think they killed one.

01:09:43
They were like using it to fight the other ones and like,

01:09:46
like throw them at them.

01:09:47
I did kill one.

01:09:50
It was,

01:09:51
it was quite ineffective.

01:09:52
it looked effective from where we were.

01:09:55
Uh,

01:09:56
you were making some headway.

01:09:58
Ineffective.

01:10:00
I missed.

01:10:01
You did miss that time,

01:10:03
but I think perhaps in the fullness of time,

01:10:06
you may have picked it up and thrown it again.

01:10:09
And who knows?

01:10:11
That second time.

01:10:12
Quite ineffective.

01:10:13
Was actually a Pokemon joke.

01:10:15
Another Pokemon joke.

01:10:16
No,

01:10:17
I know.

01:10:17
Just like the tackle in,

01:10:19
uh,

01:10:19
the first time you fought him,

01:10:21
but still.

01:10:22
The art of throwing monkeys is a very,

01:10:25
very,

01:10:26
uh,

01:10:26
wait,

01:10:26
I made a Pokemon joke when I wasn't even here.

01:10:28
No,

01:10:29
when you were here,

01:10:30
you made the same joke.

01:10:30
You,

01:10:32
you said,

01:10:33
you said,

01:10:34
uh,

01:10:35
ghost tackled.

01:10:36
it was ineffective.

01:10:37
Oh,

01:10:39
but,

01:10:40
uh,

01:10:41
sorry to digress.

01:10:42
I remember that.

01:10:43
yeah,

01:10:43
it was weird that graph remember.

01:10:44
All that about memory.

01:10:46
It's a crazy thing.

01:10:48
Uh,

01:10:49
so,

01:10:50
yeah,

01:10:51
yeah,

01:10:51
these guys,

01:10:52
they,

01:10:52
uh,

01:10:53
I don't know if they would have fought,

01:10:55
would have killed all of them,

01:10:56
but,

01:10:57
you know,

01:10:57
they killed more than zero,

01:10:58
which is,

01:10:59
uh,

01:10:59
pretty good in my book.

01:11:00
It is pretty good.

01:11:03
Uh,

01:11:04
do you guys have any healing supplies?

01:11:06
I can use a stim pack or two.

01:11:07
Wait,

01:11:08
wait,

01:11:09
wait.

01:11:09
And this is the,

01:11:11
the,

01:11:12
the main guy.

01:11:13
He's got like,

01:11:14
yeah,

01:11:15
this is Sarge.

01:11:15
He comes,

01:11:16
he comes up to you.

01:11:17
He says,

01:11:18
you guys were fighting the monkeys.

01:11:20
At least twice.

01:11:24
Yes.

01:11:24
And you killed a few of them and threw one at the,

01:11:28
at the others.

01:11:28
Well,

01:11:30
you're not,

01:11:31
you're not afraid of them.

01:11:34
and you know how to kill them.

01:11:35
Uh,

01:11:37
yeah.

01:11:38
Blasters.

01:11:41
What brings you here?

01:11:43
That's the secret.

01:11:45
Mandy.

01:11:46
Mindy.

01:11:48
Mindy.

01:11:49
Or Mindy.

01:11:50
I don't know a Mandy.

01:11:53
But a Mindy.

01:11:57
I don't know a Mindy.

01:11:58
What about a man-eye?

01:12:01
I do not know a man-eye.

01:12:03
No,

01:12:05
man-eye.

01:12:05
Man-eye.

01:12:06
You know,

01:12:08
it was not a,

01:12:08
man-eye.

01:12:09
No,

01:12:09
I was not trying to trick you with pronunciation.

01:12:11
I do not know that person.

01:12:13
What about the butt radar?

01:12:17
Do you know the butt radar?

01:12:18
I know of the butt radar.

01:12:20
I've never met the butt radar.

01:12:22
Do you know how to get into contact with the butt radar?

01:12:27
Uh,

01:12:28
I do not know how to get in touch with the butt radar.

01:12:36
I do work for the radar.

01:12:39
We do.

01:12:39
And he kind of points amongst them.

01:12:42
We,

01:12:43
as you can see,

01:12:45
are former clones.

01:12:46
I'm sorry.

01:12:47
Just going to come out with it.

01:12:49
Just get the elephant out of the room.

01:12:51
Pretty sure you still are clones.

01:12:53
I suppose we are still clones.

01:12:55
Uh,

01:12:55
we were formerly clone troopers.

01:12:57
I guess we're still clone troopers.

01:12:58
It's a good way.

01:13:00
It's just a matter of perspective.

01:13:01
However-

01:13:02
Well,

01:13:02
you're at least still clones.

01:13:03
You may not still be troopers.

01:13:05
Oh,

01:13:05
we're trooping.

01:13:06
Never stop trooping.

01:13:08
Yet the Republic no longer exists.

01:13:12
No.

01:13:13
No,

01:13:14
we lost our jobs.

01:13:15
I got laid off.

01:13:16
In the,

01:13:17
in the great war of

01:13:20
Order 66.

01:13:21
When they didn't need us anymore,

01:13:23
we,

01:13:23
uh,

01:13:24
came out here.

01:13:25
And,

01:13:26
uh,

01:13:27
Let me ask you this.

01:13:28
Yeah.

01:13:28
Sarge.

01:13:29
Yup.

01:13:29
How many Jedi have you killed?

01:13:32
It was a blur.

01:13:35
And he sort of looked,

01:13:36
he looks around.

01:13:36
He's not really happy

01:13:38
and sort of sad and forlorn.

01:13:40
You kind of,

01:13:40
his eyes kind of roll

01:13:42
in the back of his head.

01:13:43
He has like,

01:13:43
uh,

01:13:44
a vision.

01:13:44
Um,

01:13:46
and it's very emotional for him.

01:13:47
And he turns back

01:13:49
and he says,

01:13:49
I don't like to talk about it.

01:13:51
What Jedi did you serve under?

01:13:56
Uh,

01:13:58
all the,

01:13:59
all the good ones.

01:13:59
The great ones.

01:14:00
Like?

01:14:04
Uh,

01:14:05
he said he doesn't want to talk about it.

01:14:07
I don't want to talk about that time of my life.

01:14:11
It was,

01:14:13
uh,

01:14:14
terrible.

01:14:15
and you don't understand what it was like.

01:14:17
You could never understand.

01:14:18
All right.

01:14:22
So,

01:14:23
do you have any healing supplies?

01:14:25
We've got some.

01:14:28
And he,

01:14:28
he turns to another,

01:14:29
uh,

01:14:30
uh,

01:14:32
another clone trooper

01:14:32
and kind of points at him

01:14:33
and he says,

01:14:34
uh,

01:14:34
yeah,

01:14:34
that's Oak over there.

01:14:35
Uh,

01:14:36
he does our,

01:14:36
our,

01:14:37
uh,

01:14:37
our healing around here.

01:14:39
Uh,

01:14:40
yeah,

01:14:40
he could,

01:14:41
he could,

01:14:41
uh,

01:14:41
we can heal you if

01:14:43
that's within both of our interests.

01:14:47
All right.

01:14:47
So I start walking towards Oak.

01:14:49
I put my arm around him.

01:14:50
Uh,

01:14:52
Oak is kind of,

01:14:53
uh,

01:14:54
he gets kind of nervous

01:14:56
when you start putting your arm around him

01:14:58
and he's like,

01:14:59
Hey,

01:14:59
Hey,

01:15:00
Hey,

01:15:00
uh,

01:15:01
hello.

01:15:02
I hate midgets.

01:15:05
I hate midgets.

01:15:06
This is very difficult for everyone.

01:15:08
Hey,

01:15:09
hello,

01:15:11
he says.

01:15:12
I need some healing.

01:15:14
Good,

01:15:15
sir.

01:15:15
I know you do,

01:15:16
but I don't know that we've figured out

01:15:18
if it's in both of our interests yet.

01:15:20
Oh,

01:15:21
it would definitely be in both of our interests.

01:15:24
And Sarge comes over

01:15:25
and he says,

01:15:26
he puts his arm around you

01:15:28
and says,

01:15:29
let's,

01:15:29
let's have a chat for a little bit

01:15:31
before we do anything.

01:15:34
Can't do that.

01:15:34
Can't do that.

01:15:37
If my arm hurts.

01:15:38
Okay.

01:15:39
I,

01:15:39
you know what?

01:15:40
This is getting nowhere.

01:15:41
Uh,

01:15:42
I'm,

01:15:42
I'm glad that we met you.

01:15:44
I'm glad that neither of us

01:15:45
killed anyone,

01:15:46
but,

01:15:47
uh,

01:15:47
we're going to go back over

01:15:48
and,

01:15:48
uh,

01:15:49
just keep to our,

01:15:49
continue to keep to ourselves.

01:15:51
Well done.

01:15:59
Sorry.

01:16:02
I'm just being nice to him.

01:16:04
No,

01:16:04
you guys know the way out,

01:16:07
right?

01:16:08
just,

01:16:09
uh,

01:16:09
no,

01:16:10
no,

01:16:10
no,

01:16:10
no,

01:16:11
up,

01:16:11
up ish in any direction

01:16:13
or we're at the center of a crater.

01:16:14
Yeah,

01:16:15
that sounds about right.

01:16:16
Well,

01:16:16
see you later.

01:16:19
So I turn to walk away

01:16:21
and I take a stun grenade.

01:16:24
I throw it behind me

01:16:25
to detonate

01:16:27
an impact

01:16:28
into the group

01:16:31
of all four of them.

01:16:32
Uh,

01:16:32
well,

01:16:33
yeah,

01:16:34
the impact happens

01:16:34
when it hits the ground.

01:16:35
Yeah.

01:16:38
In the middle of all four of them.

01:16:40
Well,

01:16:40
it depends if it's like based on a timer

01:16:43
or if it's based on an impact.

01:16:45
Well,

01:16:45
yeah,

01:16:46
but you said,

01:16:46
I said,

01:16:47
I said,

01:16:48
I said,

01:16:48
it's an impact.

01:16:49
So I toss it behind me

01:16:50
into the group of all four of them.

01:16:51
Okay.

01:16:54
This is a terrible idea.

01:16:57
Why would you do this?

01:16:58
I mean,

01:17:00
I,

01:17:01
I,

01:17:01
are you guys going to try and stop him?

01:17:02
I know that,

01:17:03
Matt,

01:17:03
you sound like this is not a thing

01:17:04
that you want to do.

01:17:05
You should talk to him.

01:17:07
You don't want to do this.

01:17:09
I reach up and try and attempt

01:17:12
to grab the grenade out of the air.

01:17:14
All right.

01:17:14
Hold on.

01:17:15
No,

01:17:15
no,

01:17:15
hold on.

01:17:16
Hold on.

01:17:16
I prime the grenade.

01:17:17
No,

01:17:18
as I'm walking away.

01:17:19
What are you?

01:17:21
Why would,

01:17:22
just because they get along with him,

01:17:24
he'll heal you up.

01:17:25
We'll do them a favor.

01:17:26
Let's,

01:17:27
let's,

01:17:27
let's,

01:17:27
let's cool.

01:17:28
Cool.

01:17:29
We don't need to be blowing things up.

01:17:30
Or we kill them all,

01:17:32
take all of their supplies

01:17:34
in their armor

01:17:36
and pretend to be them

01:17:37
except for ghosts.

01:17:39
Like that's a little fucked up,

01:17:41
but

01:17:42
you,

01:17:43
you can't be in their armor.

01:17:45
Sorry.

01:17:45
Be in their armor.

01:17:47
How do Twi'leks do that?

01:17:49
That,

01:17:49
that might be a plan eventually,

01:17:51
but let us first find out

01:17:53
what they know.

01:17:54
I don't think they're,

01:17:56
they're bad guys.

01:17:57
I don't think we need to murder them

01:17:58
to,

01:17:59
to get rid of them.

01:17:59
They were for the,

01:18:00
they were for the Rotarian chain gang.

01:18:02
They are certainly not good guys,

01:18:04
but I also do not advocate,

01:18:05
but I also do not advocate

01:18:07
killing them outright,

01:18:08
right now.

01:18:09
Let us first,

01:18:11
they also saved you from all the monkeys.

01:18:14
I want to get the butt radar.

01:18:17
These men,

01:18:18
these clones are insignificant.

01:18:20
Let us first find out what they are.

01:18:22
I heard you say,

01:18:23
no,

01:18:23
we're not insignificant.

01:18:23
No,

01:18:24
you didn't hear me.

01:18:26
Oh,

01:18:26
you're right.

01:18:27
But I didn't like it.

01:18:30
If I did,

01:18:31
the insignificant to our goals,

01:18:34
it is hardly offensive to them.

01:18:37
All right.

01:18:37
I'm going to go to the bath.

01:18:38
I'm,

01:18:39
I,

01:18:39
all right.

01:18:39
I have to go to the bathroom.

01:18:42
All right.

01:18:42
Go pee.

01:18:43
I'm going to walk away,

01:18:45
but I'm going to flip the light side point

01:18:47
to sneak in to the tent

01:18:49
that they were in.

01:18:51
Okay.

01:18:53
Well,

01:18:55
I want to see what's in there.

01:18:56
Thank God.

01:18:57
That was the most shocked

01:18:58
I've ever seen God look.

01:18:59
Okay.

01:19:01
Yeah.

01:19:04
I'm going to use the light side point

01:19:05
to take a nap.

01:19:06
in that tent.

01:19:08
If only,

01:19:09
if only he would,

01:19:10
Sarum would just take a nap.

01:19:11
Okay.

01:19:13
So you,

01:19:14
you can use a light side point

01:19:16
to try and sneak past,

01:19:18
uh,

01:19:19
them.

01:19:20
You will,

01:19:21
you can have a boost for

01:19:23
a reason to do a stealth check.

01:19:26
And what is the reason?

01:19:27
Well,

01:19:29
I tell them I have to go to the bathroom.

01:19:31
Okay.

01:19:31
So that,

01:19:32
that's some,

01:19:33
some cover.

01:19:33
So I start walking.

01:19:34
Yeah.

01:19:35
Well,

01:19:37
nothing suspicious,

01:19:38
nothing suspicious about that.

01:19:39
Just,

01:19:40
uh,

01:19:41
just,

01:19:41
uh,

01:19:42
Twilight going to the bathroom.

01:19:43
And,

01:19:46
oh,

01:19:49
I guess I get a boost to stealth.

01:19:52
Okay.

01:19:53
So you're going to have two boosts

01:19:54
because you flipped the light side point.

01:19:56
All right.

01:20:01
pretty,

01:20:07
pretty good.

01:20:10
So I get two stealth,

01:20:14
right?

01:20:14
Two boosts,

01:20:15
you mean?

01:20:15
Boost.

01:20:17
Yeah.

01:20:17
And it's going to be hard,

01:20:19
uh,

01:20:20
because you're trying to sneak past soldiers.

01:20:21
Wait,

01:20:22
hold on.

01:20:22
No,

01:20:22
it would be against their,

01:20:23
uh,

01:20:24
their vigilance,

01:20:25
which will be,

01:20:27
uh,

01:20:29
three red,

01:20:30
three red.

01:20:33
Yes.

01:20:33
No purple.

01:20:35
No purple.

01:20:36
No purple.

01:20:38
Uh,

01:20:42
I guess I get five advantages,

01:20:44
but not successful.

01:20:46
Yeah.

01:20:48
No.

01:20:51
Um,

01:20:52
so your advantages are that they don't notice that you're sneaking around.

01:20:57
Uh,

01:20:58
but you get enough sense from them kind of,

01:21:03
so it's like one of those things where you like take a step and they kind of look back.

01:21:07
Then you take another step and they kind of look back and they don't see what you're doing,

01:21:10
but you're making just enough noise that they like look back.

01:21:13
And then as soon as they start looking,

01:21:15
you undo the step,

01:21:16
uh,

01:21:17
but you can't get one on them to get further back.

01:21:21
Okay.

01:21:23
But as you,

01:21:24
as you do that,

01:21:25
you sort of walk away.

01:21:26
Um,

01:21:27
and it leaving just ghost and Mac.

01:21:29
Um,

01:21:31
and I guess,

01:21:32
I put the sun grenade,

01:21:33
I put the sun grenade back into my pocket,

01:21:36
I guess.

01:21:37
Um,

01:21:40
but Mac and ghost star sort of,

01:21:42
so the,

01:21:44
the clone troopers have started to,

01:21:46
uh,

01:21:46
walk away from you.

01:21:48
Um,

01:21:49
as Sarn walked away,

01:21:51
and,

01:21:52
but Mac and ghost are still like close to the,

01:21:55
the clone troopers.

01:21:55
Okay.

01:22:01
So,

01:22:01
um,

01:22:02
I go to talk to the clone troopers.

01:22:05
Um,

01:22:06
I,

01:22:06
what I'm coming to see,

01:22:08
what are,

01:22:08
what do we know what they're doing here yet?

01:22:10
Have I,

01:22:10
did I miss that?

01:22:11
They're just here.

01:22:12
You guys haven't really at,

01:22:13
you guys haven't really talked to them at all other than asking.

01:22:15
Yeah.

01:22:15
We've just been threatening them.

01:22:16
How about,

01:22:17
yeah,

01:22:17
I come up to them and I use,

01:22:19
uh,

01:22:20
let's,

01:22:20
can I do like a,

01:22:21
uh,

01:22:21
what's a,

01:22:22
one of my checks,

01:22:22
like some kind of,

01:22:23
uh,

01:22:23
well,

01:22:25
first maybe get their attention.

01:22:26
Well,

01:22:27
yeah,

01:22:28
I'm going to walk up.

01:22:29
Just want to make sure I know what I'm doing before I do anything.

01:22:31
but,

01:22:32
uh,

01:22:32
I go up to them and I say,

01:22:34
sorry for my friend there.

01:22:35
Um,

01:22:36
I was trying to see,

01:22:37
who are you?

01:22:39
Uh,

01:22:41
my name is,

01:22:41
I didn't see you before behind that bush.

01:22:43
Uh,

01:22:44
yes,

01:22:45
I am the master of disguise.

01:22:46
I am a bush.

01:22:48
I was a bush.

01:22:49
I can teach you how to be that bush.

01:22:51
A walking bush.

01:22:53
I am a walking bush.

01:22:55
It's a technique.

01:22:56
How long have you been carrying that bush?

01:22:59
Frankly,

01:22:59
you stormtroopers should be carrying more bushes with you.

01:23:02
You might be less shot.

01:23:04
Uh,

01:23:05
well,

01:23:06
no,

01:23:06
we're still very much alive.

01:23:07
Uh,

01:23:08
but have you been shot before?

01:23:10
Yes.

01:23:10
A lot.

01:23:11
Well,

01:23:14
it's bush time,

01:23:16
baby.

01:23:16
Okay.

01:23:17
And like,

01:23:21
yeah,

01:23:21
can I,

01:23:21
can I,

01:23:22
have I won them over with my charm?

01:23:24
Can I throw a charm at them?

01:23:25
Uh,

01:23:26
sure.

01:23:26
Cause I feel that's,

01:23:28
that was pretty charming right there.

01:23:30
Have you ever been shot before?

01:23:33
Charmed.

01:23:35
Charmed.

01:23:36
Bush time,

01:23:37
baby.

01:23:38
You open with that on a first date.

01:23:39
Yeah.

01:23:40
Well,

01:23:44
right.

01:23:44
Yeah.

01:23:45
Yeah.

01:23:47
I,

01:23:47
if only I thought of like,

01:23:49
just holding up a bush.

01:23:50
It's a,

01:23:53
it's the simple things in life,

01:23:54
my friend,

01:23:55
my simple things.

01:23:56
your green friend.

01:23:58
Uh,

01:23:58
it's not very friendly.

01:24:01
Pushy.

01:24:02
I might add,

01:24:03
but a little good situation.

01:24:05
And let me tell you,

01:24:06
you should see her wheeled,

01:24:08
uh,

01:24:08
him.

01:24:08
Uh,

01:24:09
you should see Sarn wield a gun.

01:24:12
Well,

01:24:12
I saw him blast the shit out of that,

01:24:15
uh,

01:24:15
that tailio.

01:24:16
It was,

01:24:17
uh,

01:24:17
well,

01:24:17
no,

01:24:18
he didn't,

01:24:18
but my,

01:24:19
my boys told me that,

01:24:22
uh,

01:24:22
yeah,

01:24:22
it was,

01:24:23
he,

01:24:23
he exploded.

01:24:24
Uh,

01:24:25
well,

01:24:25
no,

01:24:25
he didn't explode.

01:24:26
Good person to have,

01:24:27
good person to have in a tight situation.

01:24:28
Not good for negotiation.

01:24:29
And he's a little shit.

01:24:30
And Sarn's a little grumpy because he's,

01:24:32
uh,

01:24:32
you know,

01:24:33
it's kind of menstruating.

01:24:37
no,

01:24:37
no,

01:24:37
that's very,

01:24:39
very,

01:24:39
we're very frank as clones.

01:24:44
Also,

01:24:44
we haven't met a lot of women.

01:24:46
If you catch my drift,

01:24:47
that's not,

01:24:50
believe me,

01:24:51
they,

01:24:51
Sarn's not the one you want to meet.

01:24:53
I don't know.

01:24:55
I've since learned that.

01:24:56
Uh,

01:24:57
well,

01:24:57
listen,

01:24:57
what are you guys doing down in this crater?

01:24:59
We're here on a mission from,

01:25:00
you know,

01:25:01
but we can't,

01:25:02
uh,

01:25:02
you know,

01:25:03
try and look for somebody,

01:25:04
but what are you guys doing down here?

01:25:06
well,

01:25:07
yeah,

01:25:08
we just sort of hang out in this crater.

01:25:10
We take our jobs.

01:25:11
Uh,

01:25:12
you know,

01:25:13
because,

01:25:14
because of,

01:25:15
because of our,

01:25:17
where we're from,

01:25:18
uh,

01:25:19
basically test tubes,

01:25:21
uh,

01:25:22
clones,

01:25:22
uh,

01:25:23
we age.

01:25:25
More like,

01:25:26
more like fats,

01:25:27
fats,

01:25:28
fats.

01:25:29
Oh,

01:25:30
that's yes.

01:25:31
Yes.

01:25:31
They were,

01:25:31
you know,

01:25:32
I don't remember,

01:25:33
uh,

01:25:34
but,

01:25:34
uh,

01:25:35
yeah,

01:25:36
something like that.

01:25:37
Yeah.

01:25:37
We age,

01:25:38
uh,

01:25:38
somewhat more harshly than,

01:25:40
uh,

01:25:40
most humans.

01:25:41
And we've sort of retired here.

01:25:45
Uh,

01:25:46
we take our jobs when we can,

01:25:47
but,

01:25:49
uh,

01:25:50
you know,

01:25:52
we're not wanting much anymore.

01:25:54
That sounds,

01:25:57
that,

01:25:58
yeah,

01:25:58
well,

01:25:58
I'm sorry to hear that.

01:25:59
Are you,

01:26:00
it sounds like you guys got a really nice place here.

01:26:02
Really great retention pond.

01:26:05
Do you like our,

01:26:06
our tents?

01:26:07
I do.

01:26:08
I do.

01:26:08
And you know what?

01:26:10
the sticks and the canvas really,

01:26:11
I didn't think it would work,

01:26:13
but once you get in there,

01:26:13
it's very roomy and spacious.

01:26:15
You've been in one of them.

01:26:16
Well,

01:26:17
I poked my head and I didn't go in there.

01:26:19
I'm not rude,

01:26:19
but you know,

01:26:20
I wanted to say,

01:26:21
were you doing it when you were camouflaged by that bush?

01:26:23
Did you invade our privacy?

01:26:25
No,

01:26:27
no,

01:26:27
no,

01:26:28
no,

01:26:29
no,

01:26:29
no.

01:26:29
I was just curious about the construction about these tents.

01:26:31
I mean,

01:26:32
no,

01:26:32
no,

01:26:32
they're made of sticks and canvas.

01:26:33
You guys put together a mean tent.

01:26:34
I can't,

01:26:35
it's the canvas?

01:26:36
And sticks.

01:26:37
Uh,

01:26:39
yeah,

01:26:39
so yeah,

01:26:40
we take on our jobs around here in the crater.

01:26:42
Um,

01:26:44
you know,

01:26:45
this is,

01:26:46
this is a former,

01:26:46
former,

01:26:48
um,

01:26:48
Republic base.

01:26:50
You guys seem a bit like your living situation.

01:26:52
A bit tense.

01:26:53
What is that?

01:26:55
Is that a joke?

01:26:57
I don't understand.

01:26:59
And you see,

01:26:59
you see all the clone troopers look at each other.

01:27:02
They don't quite understand what you've done because you're,

01:27:05
you've just said this pun.

01:27:06
You're quite proud of yourself and you're laughing and they don't understand why.

01:27:11
But it's,

01:27:13
it's my laugh so charming that they're just kind of go with it.

01:27:16
Uh,

01:27:17
I guess you can roll a charm check for that if you want.

01:27:19
Okay.

01:27:21
Another charm check.

01:27:24
Charm.

01:27:26
Oh,

01:27:28
I am so charming.

01:27:31
Uh,

01:27:31
yeah,

01:27:32
they,

01:27:32
they seem to take,

01:27:33
to have taken a liking to you.

01:27:34
So they see that you're happy with what you've done.

01:27:37
And,

01:27:37
um,

01:27:38
they're happy.

01:27:39
You're happy.

01:27:40
Only charm.

01:27:40
No harm.

01:27:44
Just charm.

01:27:45
Max guy.

01:27:46
Blade.

01:27:47
Max guy.

01:27:48
Blade.

01:27:49
Uh,

01:27:49
yeah,

01:27:50
no,

01:27:51
I don't understand what you're doing,

01:27:52
but I'm glad you're happy.

01:27:53
Um,

01:27:54
but memory's a tricky thing.

01:27:58
What were we talking about?

01:27:59
Uh,

01:28:01
well,

01:28:01
I was just trying to figure out what you guys are doing here.

01:28:03
We're,

01:28:03
we're told to go here for,

01:28:05
to meet somebody named Mindy or Mandy,

01:28:06
but,

01:28:07
uh,

01:28:07
no,

01:28:07
no,

01:28:07
no,

01:28:08
no,

01:28:08
no,

01:28:08
Mandy.

01:28:08
But yes,

01:28:09
we do.

01:28:09
I know.

01:28:10
I know.

01:28:10
I overheard you.

01:28:11
We do work for the audience.

01:28:11
I have no idea.

01:28:12
Uh,

01:28:13
we know,

01:28:13
you know,

01:28:14
roughly,

01:28:15
we know where they are.

01:28:16
What are your,

01:28:17
what are your names?

01:28:18
Uh,

01:28:20
me,

01:28:20
I am,

01:28:22
let me check my name tag.

01:28:26
I am Zeke.

01:28:27
Sergeant Zeke,

01:28:29
you can call me.

01:28:30
All right,

01:28:32
Sergeant.

01:28:32
And you've already met,

01:28:33
well,

01:28:33
at least one of you tried to meet Oak.

01:28:35
And then here are my boys.

01:28:38
Right.

01:28:38
The healer.

01:28:39
Who are the three that,

01:28:40
uh,

01:28:41
showed us in?

01:28:42
Here,

01:28:42
here are my boys.

01:28:43
Jake,

01:28:44
Rafe,

01:28:44
and Tojo.

01:28:45
They all,

01:28:46
they all sort of nod at you.

01:28:47
That's us.

01:28:53
We're,

01:28:53
we're the,

01:28:54
the clones.

01:28:54
You know,

01:28:56
just,

01:28:57
uh,

01:28:57
trying to make,

01:28:58
trying to make,

01:28:59
trying to make ends meet down here.

01:29:00
It's not sure why our contact sent us down here to meet you.

01:29:05
To meet us?

01:29:06
Why haven't they sent you to meet us?

01:29:08
Well,

01:29:10
you're the only ones down here.

01:29:11
They told us to come to the,

01:29:12
center of the crater.

01:29:13
Is there anyone else?

01:29:14
No,

01:29:14
we're not the only ones down here.

01:29:16
Who else is down here?

01:29:18
The Reddarians are down here.

01:29:19
Uh,

01:29:22
wait,

01:29:22
they live here?

01:29:23
At the bottom of this crater?

01:29:25
Uh,

01:29:26
well,

01:29:26
there's a base.

01:29:27
And yeah,

01:29:28
they're in the base.

01:29:29
They call it the vault.

01:29:31
Uh,

01:29:32
but yeah,

01:29:33
it's a former Republic base.

01:29:34
Uh,

01:29:35
tell you the truth.

01:29:35
And,

01:29:36
and there's no Mindy there.

01:29:38
I don't know who's there,

01:29:40
but maybe there's a Mindy.

01:29:42
You said you work with the Reddarians.

01:29:44
Yeah.

01:29:45
All right,

01:29:46
fine.

01:29:46
Mindy's also our contact over at the Reddarians.

01:29:52
Oh,

01:29:53
wow.

01:29:53
I mean,

01:29:54
she kind of like hires us to do our jobs.

01:29:57
Uh,

01:29:58
you know,

01:29:59
I don't really like them.

01:30:00
They're not a reputable set of people,

01:30:03
but they're the only ones that are going to hire us.

01:30:05
Hmm.

01:30:08
I had no idea the discrimination that you would face would be this serious.

01:30:12
Yeah.

01:30:14
And who wants,

01:30:15
who wants to hire an old clone?

01:30:17
I guess nobody except Mindy.

01:30:21
Mindy.

01:30:23
Yeah.

01:30:23
They throw us scraps when,

01:30:25
uh,

01:30:25
they got,

01:30:25
they got,

01:30:26
when they can,

01:30:27
you know,

01:30:28
scraps.

01:30:29
So anyway,

01:30:30
you've mentioned before that you can help us.

01:30:33
Uh,

01:30:35
so if,

01:30:36
what,

01:30:38
wasn't it for you?

01:30:39
What do you want from us in exchange for helping us,

01:30:42
uh,

01:30:43
with our mission?

01:30:44
Well,

01:30:45
tell you the truth.

01:30:47
We were a bit impressed by your,

01:30:49
uh,

01:30:50
monkey killing skills.

01:30:51
And by monkeys,

01:30:52
I mean,

01:30:52
tailios,

01:30:53
cause I don't know what monkeys are,

01:30:54
but we were,

01:30:56
uh,

01:30:57
they've been pestering us for quite a while now,

01:31:02
ever since we've been down here,

01:31:03
we haven't been really,

01:31:04
really able to get rid of them.

01:31:07
Uh,

01:31:07
we would like to be rid of them.

01:31:09
You think you can help us?

01:31:10
So wait,

01:31:12
let me get this straight.

01:31:13
Yes.

01:31:14
You are comfortable giving up your only job source in exchange for pest control.

01:31:22
That's basically what I'm saying.

01:31:27
we spend most of our money on pest control.

01:31:30
I guess what I'm saying.

01:31:31
Now,

01:31:33
now I understand why you're living at the bottom of a crater and you only can take certain jobs.

01:31:39
we rush,

01:31:39
we rush,

01:31:39
we rush down here,

01:31:40
trying not to fight these monkeys.

01:31:42
Right.

01:31:43
We'll go back out and fight these monkeys.

01:31:45
Uh,

01:31:48
yeah,

01:31:48
yes,

01:31:49
we can kill,

01:31:50
we'll kill,

01:31:50
we'll kill some monkeys for you.

01:31:52
If that'll help,

01:31:53
if that'll make you help us.

01:31:54
If that'll help,

01:31:55
if,

01:31:55
if,

01:31:55
if,

01:31:55
if,

01:31:55
if,

01:31:55
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:56
me,

01:31:57
me,

01:31:57
me,

01:31:58
me,

01:31:58
me,

01:31:59
me,

01:31:59
I don't understand how you guys can't fight the monkeys.

01:32:01
They're pretty susceptible to the plaster fire.

01:32:03
But it's not matter.

01:32:05
But they also are very strong and they might kill you.

01:32:10
Well,

01:32:12
yeah,

01:32:12
and they killed one of us.

01:32:13
But so what is super droid?

01:32:15
And yet you guys fought those by in the dozens.

01:32:18
Not three of us.

01:32:19
Well,

01:32:21
there's not three of you.

01:32:22
These monkeys are big and strong,

01:32:25
and we would like help.

01:32:26
And if you're going to fight us and whether or not we need help,

01:32:28
you can get,

01:32:29
just get the fuck out of here.

01:32:31
I'm going to put some monkey extermination about you guys.

01:32:36
And,

01:32:36
and you know what?

01:32:37
I don't need your,

01:32:39
I don't need your tone either.

01:32:40
And you can just go fuck off like that green one.

01:32:43
You know what?

01:32:45
I like the charming guy.

01:32:46
Let me talk to him.

01:32:47
He doesn't have any questions.

01:32:49
Because I feel like God's just getting a little impatient.

01:32:51
No,

01:32:52
I'm getting impatient.

01:32:53
And I'm not God.

01:32:54
Well,

01:32:57
that's a joke.

01:32:57
Sarn comes back.

01:32:58
Sarn comes back.

01:33:00
Yes.

01:33:01
When he says that green one.

01:33:04
Yeah.

01:33:04
And I go,

01:33:06
what the fuck?

01:33:07
What?

01:33:09
You're talking about me?

01:33:10
Yeah.

01:33:10
You're awfully pushy.

01:33:11
Yeah.

01:33:13
I have a name.

01:33:15
Yeah.

01:33:16
Well,

01:33:17
you didn't tell me what it was.

01:33:18
Instead,

01:33:19
you just demanded healing.

01:33:20
and you went over and you're hugged my medic.

01:33:22
And I walk up and poke him in the chest.

01:33:27
And I go,

01:33:29
my name is Sarn Turbo.

01:33:33
Okay.

01:33:34
Good to know.

01:33:35
And I will speak to your supervisor.

01:33:36
Roll for initiative.

01:33:41
I'm not rolling for initiative.

01:33:43
I'm not fighting anybody.

01:33:48
I'm not rolling.

01:33:49
Why am I fighting anybody?

01:33:51
Listen,

01:33:51
we've had a discussion.

01:33:53
I'll fight them all.

01:33:53
We've discussed it as clowns.

01:33:56
And we figure

01:33:59
either

01:34:00
we

01:34:00
kill these monkeys

01:34:02
and

01:34:04
then help you

01:34:05
with your

01:34:06
problem.

01:34:07
We don't like the monkeys.

01:34:09
They eat all our food.

01:34:11
So it doesn't matter

01:34:13
how much we do these ideas.

01:34:15
I already said we'd kill your monkeys.

01:34:17
You question my motives.

01:34:19
I did because they don't seem very

01:34:21
they don't seem to make much sense.

01:34:23
But okay,

01:34:24
we'll kill the monkeys.

01:34:25
I don't care if you make sense or not.

01:34:26
We'll kill the monkeys.

01:34:28
Heal me first.

01:34:30
Please.

01:34:32
Yes.

01:34:32
In exchange for killing the monkeys,

01:34:35
we would request healing.

01:34:37
We will not be able to

01:34:38
kill the monkeys with him

01:34:40
injured.

01:34:40
That makes a lot of sense.

01:34:43
With they injured.

01:34:45
Yes.

01:34:45
Right.

01:34:47
Well,

01:34:48
we will attempt

01:34:49
we will

01:34:50
we will

01:34:51
we will heal your

01:34:53
your comrade.

01:34:55
You know his name.

01:34:57
I forgot already.

01:34:59
What's his name?

01:35:00
I poke him in the chest again.

01:35:03
And go,

01:35:04
it's Sarn

01:35:06
Turbo.

01:35:07
Okay.

01:35:09
Like,

01:35:09
really lame last name.

01:35:11
Monkey exterminator.

01:35:13
All right.

01:35:14
Well,

01:35:15
Oak,

01:35:15
do you think

01:35:16
Sounds kind of like a Hot Wheels car.

01:35:18
Turbo song.

01:35:20
Yeah,

01:35:21
okay.

01:35:21
I can remember that.

01:35:22
Uh,

01:35:23
Oak,

01:35:24
do you think you can heal him?

01:35:26
Them.

01:35:29
Who?

01:35:30
I am not.

01:35:33
A him.

01:35:34
It's 2022.

01:35:35
Sarn.

01:35:36
Sorry.

01:35:36
Can you heal her?

01:35:37
I am not.

01:35:40
Sarn.

01:35:41
You are the most disagreeable.

01:35:44
Just Sarn.

01:35:47
I am Sarn.

01:35:49
Heal Sarn.

01:35:51
Okay.

01:35:51
So,

01:35:52
so Oak comes over by you and says,

01:35:53
okay,

01:35:54
what's your problem?

01:35:54
Oh,

01:35:56
no,

01:35:56
Sarn's got the high voice.

01:35:56
Or not Sarn,

01:35:57
not Oak.

01:35:58
Watch it.

01:35:58
Watch me.

01:35:59
No,

01:35:59
not that high.

01:36:00
What's your problem?

01:36:03
It hurts.

01:36:04
What?

01:36:04
Yes.

01:36:06
Oh,

01:36:07
boy.

01:36:07
Okay,

01:36:08
this is going to be tough.

01:36:09
And,

01:36:12
let's see.

01:36:13
Stimpak,

01:36:14
please.

01:36:15
And,

01:36:16
what do we,

01:36:17
I don't remember for the healing,

01:36:18
what,

01:36:18
what difficulty is it?

01:36:20
Oh,

01:36:20
I guess if it's less than half.

01:36:21
Is it more or less than half?

01:36:23
It's less than half.

01:36:25
It's less than half.

01:36:26
Okay,

01:36:26
so it's too difficult,

01:36:27
I believe.

01:36:28
Oh,

01:36:30
he doesn't have a Stimpak?

01:36:32
check,

01:36:34
fail.

01:36:34
So he tries to,

01:36:36
Oak doesn't have a Stimpak?

01:36:38
You know what?

01:36:39
You're doing a lot of yelling around here.

01:36:42
I don't appreciate it.

01:36:44
You are guests.

01:36:45
You don't get to just yell around here.

01:36:46
I don't know who you are.

01:36:47
You're a stranger,

01:36:48
and you start yelling about my Stimpaks.

01:36:50
How many times do I have to tell you?

01:36:52
I am Sarn Turbo.

01:36:54
Okay,

01:36:55
so he,

01:36:56
he,

01:36:56
he takes,

01:36:57
he takes something out of his backpack.

01:36:59
It looks vaguely like a Stimpak.

01:37:00
and he shoves it into your arm,

01:37:03
pulls the trigger,

01:37:05
and it,

01:37:07
it does heal you,

01:37:08
but it also knocks you out.

01:37:10
All right,

01:37:14
I guess I had that coming.

01:37:15
And,

01:37:18
uh,

01:37:18
how much does it kill me?

01:37:20
It heals you.

01:37:21
You went the opposite way.

01:37:22
Oh,

01:37:22
I did go the wrong way.

01:37:23
Jesus Christ.

01:37:25
Uh,

01:37:26
but you are,

01:37:29
you are now incapacitated.

01:37:30
Fine,

01:37:34
I'll just fucking leave then.

01:37:35
All right.

01:37:37
And,

01:37:38
you know what,

01:37:39
you got some strain too.

01:37:40
What the hell?

01:37:43
Fine.

01:37:43
Understandable.

01:37:44
Okay.

01:37:47
Uh,

01:37:48
all right,

01:37:49
then how about at,

01:37:51
uh,

01:37:51
dusk,

01:37:52
we take a look at these,

01:37:53
uh,

01:37:53
you guys help us with a monkey problem.

01:37:55
Sound good?

01:37:59
Got it.

01:38:01
Monkey extermination.

01:38:03
I'll come up with some monkey plugs for next time.

01:38:08
All right.

01:38:10
That,

01:38:10
uh,

01:38:11
is it,

01:38:13
I guess,

01:38:13
for this session.

01:38:14
you